The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Full Show) Why Did Lunchbox Call A Plastic Surgeon Asking About a BBL? + Is It Creepy Eddie Went Inside His Old House During Open House? + We Play The Classic TV Catchphrase Game!
Episode Date: April 20, 2023Find out why Lunchbox called a plastic surgeon wanting to learn more about BBLs. Hear what he finds out and who on the show might be getting one. Then, Eddie went inside his old house during an open h...ouse and wanted to know if it was creepy. Hear our thoughts! Plus, we play The Classic TV Catchphrase Game! Can you name the popular TV shows?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to Thursday show.
Morning, studio.
Morning.
Let's go around the room.
It always makes him smile
When he randomly sees people he knows
Out in the Wild
Yeah, I love that
Even though you see him every day
You're like, look at you, look at you.
Here he is, producer Eddie, let's go.
All right, question for you guys,
Is this creepy or completely normal?
So I'm driving around my family
And we passed by one of our old neighborhoods
that I used to live in
And I was like, guys, let's go by our old house.
And so we drive by the old house
And it was for sale.
And it said, come on in.
And I'm like, hey, hold on.
If it's open, let's go check out the house.
So I get out, I check the front door, it's locked.
I go around the back, back door, wide open.
Cool.
So I say, kids, get out.
Let's go, check out this house.
So, man, we hang out, we go in the kitchen.
We talk about old times.
I sit in the backyard and like, man, I used to barbecue back here.
We're there for about 30 minutes.
And then I was like, all right, this is kind of weird.
We got to get out of here.
This is a song.
Also, your kids had to be so bored.
No, two of them were like, oh, I remember this room.
The other two that we adopted, they didn't live there.
They were kind of bored.
That's pretty cool, though, for you to get to see all that.
Yeah, and I was like, look, this is where lunchbox's wife fell on these stairs right here.
This is really cool.
That was bad.
But I think it's pretty funny that you went in the back door.
You like broken inner.
Let's go.
The sign said, come on in.
Your wife fell on his stairs?
Yeah.
Do we talk about this?
It was like seven years ago.
We might have talked about this.
I mean, I don't know.
It was so long ago.
She's okay?
Yeah, she's fine.
Checking on her now.
She falls and gets hurt a lot.
She's not, you know, tripling.
I've never seen that before where it's like.
Like, okay, come on in.
Check it all out.
I feel like it was an open house and they just left the sign open up.
And you went around the back door when this open house was over and you broke into the house.
Did it have furniture?
No, no, it was empty.
Oh, okay.
Oh, that makes you feel better.
Yeah, I think it was an open house.
I don't think it's creepy.
I think it's odd.
I've never heard of that before for a house doing that.
Yeah.
Do you think they meant for people just to go in at that time?
Or do you think they left a sign up?
I think the sign's still up.
I'll drive by today.
If it's still open, I'll go check it out.
I don't think it's creepy.
A lot of memories in that house.
But I think it's kind of cool.
And it is Miranda Lambert, the house to build me.
And you know what?
I think our dogs buried in that backyard.
Wow.
I didn't realize that.
He got asked to speak in elementary school for Career Day,
but even half our listeners don't like to hear what he has to say.
Here he is.
Lunchbox, everybody.
I'd like to spill the tea.
Oh.
Hey, I got a little tea for you.
It's early.
It's more coffee time than tea time, but okay, let's go.
Listen, you can mess with me, mess with Eddie.
I don't know if you want to mess with Bobby.
Probably a bad idea.
but Abby has gone too far this time.
She has messed with the B team.
And she doesn't even realize she's messed with the B team.
Why do you attack Abby at all points at all today?
Because we had a caller call in like a month ago saying,
hey, I'd like everybody's signature on a piece of paper so I can get an autograph.
So Abby came to all of us.
We signed a piece of paper.
It's been a month.
And guess where that piece of paper is?
Still sitting by Abby's computer.
Oh, the tattoo person?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Let's talk to Abby then.
First of all, it's just weird that he finds reasons to go after Abby every hour of the show.
I just happen to see it sitting.
there and I'm like, wow, are you
not going to mail this to the listener?
Abby, your response? Okay, well, you know, we do
have technology. So, it
has been like scanned into PDF form
and sent to her on the email.
That's way faster than mailing it.
What would you like to say? What would you like to say?
Look at him. He's like embarrassed now.
He's like, oh, crap. I don't know what that means.
Basically, let me,
they took a picture of it and then
you can print out the picture is exactly the same.
Oh, you can.
Didn't know that. But I just was told that.
You don't want to ask before you came on.
the air to spell tea? No, I even took the piece
paper and was like, she's going to be looking for it
and there it is.
Oh my gosh. Yeah, I was going to be like, yeah, you know where it is,
you fool? I thought that would be more
reliable than mailing it because you never know
it could get lost. No, I mean, have you
trusted the postal service? They are amazing.
We're not turning into a postal service and you
need to apologize to her. No, I don't need to
apologize. I'm just glad to see she's doing her job.
I've got checks and balances, Bobby, that's what you always say.
No, I don't always say check the balance, that's the government.
You say that we need to look out and make sure
everybody's pulling their weight around here? No, I don't say that.
I don't say that everybody needs to do that to everybody.
I say scuba does that.
I do that.
That's it.
Bad teeth.
Isn't I'm the guy that mailed shoes and they, like, got lost?
We lost $150.
How much you make, Bobby?
Check that.
Hey, check that Vimmo.
You got paid.
We lost more than I made on profit from that one pair of shoes.
Ah.
Uh-huh.
I don't know what happened there.
That was weird.
Her water bill keeps coming back high.
She can't figure it out.
And when she's frustrated, she goes in her garage and just gives a big old shout.
Here she is. Amy, everybody.
So I have a little message for Eddie that I think is going to brighten his day.
And I'm not one that's very big on commenting on people's bodies.
But I know.
Hey, come on.
Hey, good morning to you, buddy.
Hey, should I take my shirt off for this?
Are you starting to check out Eddie?
Amy.
Oh, my goodness.
Whatever.
No, I'm not checking Eddie out.
My pastor is.
Oh, even weird.
Okay.
Okay, go ahead.
So he happened to see Eddie out and about.
I guess y'all had a video shoot where he was.
Also, it's kind of creepy because it's where there's an after-school program and he thought, you thought Eddie.
Oh, it's where there's a church, like a church center like program.
Yes.
So I got this voice text from him.
I was that and this guy was walking around amongst all the high school kids coming out of school program.
I didn't fully look kind of familiarish.
We always pay attention when there's strange adults walking around.
we don't know. It was Eddie. And I didn't
recognize him and he knew my name.
And I wanted him to know
that it's because he looks in great shape.
Looks more magnificent than I remember.
Wow. That was he supposed to get to you?
That's crazy.
Yeah. It is weird to see an adult man walk.
But we were literally shooting a video
at a place where it's an after
school outreach for
that a church puts on. And I was looking for the makeup room
which was downstairs and I went upstairs.
So you're just with all the kids.
Hello fellow kids.
Oh my. That was really weird.
But he said you look good. How do you feel?
I feel great. He's saying I'm basically just mixed in. I look like a high school kid.
No, he's saying you look physically better and more in shape than the last time he saw you.
I mean, that's awesome.
I think he said, yeah.
You have gray in your beard. You don't look like a high school kid.
No. I thought I looked young for a second.
You look great, by the way.
And you have no hair on your head.
I wear a hat.
He had a hat.
Why do you ask you to bring that up?
We have a moratorium for 30 days in this segment for talking about Eddie's baldhead.
Thank you.
I've cut off all the intros too that talk about you having no hair.
You being bald.
I feel like that's every intro.
You aging way early on the top of your head.
Your cranium being...
I go into it like 80 times.
All those things?
Okay, well, good for you.
I like that.
Thank you, Amy.
Good for your pastor.
Yeah, Pastor Matt.
He said, has it always been the way?
Eddie looking that way.
He's like, yeah.
I'm killing it with me.
Working out every day, two or three times a week.
It's brutal.
Out in the yard.
Prison workouts.
Dude, it's prison workout.
That's what it feels like.
How we do it.
From Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
He doesn't like to run.
the entire time he only thinks about being done.
Bobby Bones.
Thank you very much.
I do.
Hey, we're on it.
Here's what I want to say.
I want to address something.
It's been a mild controversy.
And I want to say a couple things.
So you guys will get off my back.
Number one.
I have an old Bronco.
I drove it to work today.
It's an old 74 Bronco that's been kind of rebuilt.
I don't know anything about cars.
People ask me, what's the X and why in the jibbi jab?
I have no idea.
I know nothing about it.
It's just cool.
That's it.
Here's the thing.
It doesn't have a shoulder strap.
And so I put up a video.
of my wife and I from behind
we're driving down. We're listening to Jake Owen.
And it's just like, hope your weekend's like ours.
I have a seatbelt around the lap.
In 74, they didn't have the shoulder straps
on these Broncos. But it's legal
to wear a seatbelt just around the waist.
But you can't see it from behind. Like, oh, you wear
a seatbelt. It turned into a controversy
on the internet, on Instagram, and then recently
TikTok, Scoobes D was in, police in the comments,
turned into a whole deal. Secondly,
I'm bent over
a little bit when I'm driving.
I'm too tall.
I guess in the 70s, people weren't as tall as me.
I'm just going to say it right now.
People got taller?
Because what's happened, if I sit all the way up, all the way up,
because there's no top on it, the only thing that is in my eye line is that top of the front windshield.
And that's hard.
It's like a piece of metal.
So I have to bend down about three or four inches if I want to see out in front of me.
So instead of hunching over, though, could you just like lean back?
I can.
That's what you should do.
I can, but the road we were on was extremely bumpy.
and those old Broncos are tough.
So I'm just like focused on the old.
And also I'm not a big lean backer.
Me either, man.
I think I am.
But then I'm like, I can't see anything.
Yeah, same.
And then I'm like also look lame.
So I'm, the two things that people keep bringing up.
It's a message.
I'm wearing a seatbelt.
You can go look.
It's like four posts back on Instagram.
My name's Mr. Bobby Bowens.
I'm wearing a seatbelt.
And two, I'm kind of bent over just a little bit because I'm trying to watch for these massive pot holes.
Because this Bronco, even though we've rebuilt it,
it still drives like at times like a 74.
Bronco. It's old. But it is cool.
I like it. And I drive, like this morning, I drove
into work and, you know,
it's 51. Yeah, it's cold. And I drove
it in. And I'm always like, it's going to be 80 today.
Let's drive the Bronco. I get seven minutes.
It's freezing.
It does wake me up, though.
Let's check in on the mailbag.
You send an email and we read it all the air.
It's something we call Bobby's mail bag.
Hello, Bobby Bones. My supervisor at work told me
he thinks the way I dress is inappropriate.
for the office, but didn't really tell me what he doesn't like about it.
I'm the only woman in my office.
My male co-workers wear jeans and button-up shirts.
I've been wearing dresses that aren't fancy, but are nice and not too short.
I would feel uncomfortable going back and asking him to clarify now.
What do you think he meant?
How should I change what I wear?
Should I start wearing jeans?
Signed, Wardrobe Woes in Wichita.
Well, this is tricky because it is the boss saying it to you.
And I don't think there's anything weird.
like not going back and asking, but just asking if there is a dress protocol.
I mean, I'd probably be like, hey, I'm looking to start dressing up a little more.
Like, what are the rules here?
I don't want to get too dressy.
You know, throw them off.
So that way they don't think I'm trying to be too skanky.
You know what I mean?
That's the other way.
So I'll be like, but still, even then, he had to see or think something is inappropriate.
He may be a loser.
I don't know.
But you do have to be supervised by the supervisor.
if the dudes are wearing jeans,
I would just probably wear jeans
if you don't want to ask
because you're going to have to ask
or there's got to be some sort of handbook
or there's got to be some sort of code of conduct
but it's not crazy to ask it.
It's not like you've been hanging out with somebody
for two days and you've got to go back and ask their name.
That's always awkward because it happens sometimes.
It's like, hey, can you give me direction?
I'm going to buy some new wardrobe
for the spring.
We have restrictions, what we can or can't wear.
But there's no shame in asking
what you can and can't wear.
What about trying different things?
Like on Monday, you wear the different dress.
Yeah, don't.
On Tuesday, you wear the short skirt.
I know.
I wouldn't experiment with that.
I would just ask the question, get the answer, move on with your life.
Wednesday, leather pants.
Okay.
The Unitar.
On Thursday?
Okay.
Unitar Thursday?
Yeah.
Ask the question.
Just let him know or get a new job if he's a creep.
Bikini Friday.
Oh, my gosh.
Her supervisor is probably like a lunchbox.
Yeah.
Okay, that's it.
That's the mailbag.
It's easy.
Close it up.
Got your email and Bobby's Melty.
It's rare to see movie Mike get upset about something.
Mike D never gets mad.
He's just quiet, the whole time.
Quiet Mike, movie Mike.
So what are you upset about?
They are remaking Moana.
The movie came out in 2016.
In 2023, they're going to do a live action remake.
Is it really a straight remake, though, if it's with live action?
It's a straight remake.
They're going to make the exact same story, but with a rock in it as himself.
Well, I feel like it's different enough as live action, though.
I've never seen Moana.
Moana's great.
Good movie.
What's the song from it?
How far I'll go.
Yeah, I couldn't sing that to you.
No one knows.
How far I go.
And then have you ever heard, what can I say?
Hold on.
What was that next part you did?
Oh, I know that part, yeah.
Yeah, that's the song.
Is that the rock's voice in it?
Yeah, he plays Maui.
Okay, so who are they using as humans?
Well, so far they just have the rock.
Oh, he's going to be in it, too?
Playing the same person?
Probably the same person.
and the girl who is the voice of Moana is going to be in it too,
but probably is not the right age to play Moana.
Why are you so mad?
Because it hasn't even been 10 years.
It's been seven years since the original one came out.
I think you cannot make a movie a remake until at least 20 years.
I just feel like the humans don't make it different.
Yeah, I feel like it's a play.
I feel like it's a lot.
But Disney is remaking everything right now.
Any big movie they have, they got to remake it.
Remaking my money, too.
It's seven years.
It's insane.
Okay.
He has a very strong impact.
opinion on this.
I really don't have a strong opinion on this.
But what is your strongest opinion about a very small issue?
Eddie.
Leave Justin Haley Beaver alone.
Please.
Like, seriously.
Like, I want them to succeed.
And if the paparazzi and everyone starts taking video of them at a concert, oh, Justin
was crying.
You see Coachella when she, yeah.
Yes.
Oh, they're fighting again.
Like, guys, we want their relationship to laugh.
Just because they're famous doesn't mean we need to be all up in their business.
Stop.
Get back into your life.
your issues, leave Justin and Haley alone.
Just them specifically. Not every celebrity come home.
Just those two? Mostly, though. Okay, those two.
My first one is songs with sirens
in them should not be played on the radio. Oh, for sure.
Do you know how annoying it is if there's a siren or something
that sounds like a cop car or ambulance and it's in a song?
You're like, oh, God, oh, God, God, where is it?
That, don't. No more.
They have radio edits of songs, a bad word. Then they have radio edits of
songs that have sirens in them. So that's my first one. Lunchbox, yours?
It's easy. Quit asking for tips everywhere we go.
It is so annoying.
Anywhere you go to buy something, you want to tip me?
You go to the gas station.
You want to leave a tip?
No, I don't want to leave a tip.
I'm just getting a Snickers bar.
So annoying.
You don't have to like to tip, though.
I know, but it makes it uncomfortable because you're like, man, I'm not tipping you.
But that's quite the exaggeration.
I've never been asked to tip at the gas station for a snack.
Oh, they have a little tip jar there.
That's a penny.
Leave a penny, take a penny.
That's for the kids that are sick, dude.
That's not a tip for the person that's working in the register.
Or like if someone happens to need a penny, you leave it there.
Right.
That's for build a home.
That's home for heroes, bro.
I ain't leaving anything here.
He stomps out.
I literally pulled up at the drive-thru the other day,
and the lady was like, would you like to leave a tip?
No, I'm at the drive-thru.
Just give me my food.
That's a very strong opinion.
Amy, what's your strong opinion about a small issue?
Mine is that toilet paper should be over, not under.
And if I'm at someone's house and they have it under,
I'll even take it off and put it on correctly because it should be over.
I wouldn't know if you switched it at our house because I guess I don't care.
I assume anybody putting it under clearly doesn't.
care and not I'm going to help them.
Because when it's under, it falls, it like rolls down and when it's over, it just lays
nicely on top and it doesn't hang down.
But what if it's over enough, it does?
It rolls back up.
You get it just right.
Leave their toilet paper alone.
No, no, under, trust me.
Hey, over.
Amy, leave their toilet paper alone.
No?
Over.
Yeah, thank you.
I have more.
If someone cheats with you, they'll cheat on you.
That's not always true.
Yeah, that's true.
Oh.
Because they had, that's it.
Why do you say it's true?
Because if someone cheats with you, if you're like, I met this guy and, yeah, we got together, he cheated on the girl to be with me, and now we're together.
You think all of a sudden you're the queen princess that he's not going to cheat on?
He obviously has shown that if the right situation presents itself, he has the ability to do it again.
If he cheats with you, he's probably going to cheat on you.
But he were probably.
Well, everything's probably in life.
Okay, good.
There are very few universal truths.
and most of the universal truths we know at times
are proven not to be universal truths at all.
But I'm saying if he cheats on you, oh yeah.
Name something universal truth, go.
Oh, water is wet.
Water is, okay, you know what?
Men are better drivers.
No, no, that's not.
No, no, that's not.
Anyway, if you tell me a time to be somewhere,
and then that's the agreed upon time,
you can't be late.
And also, if you tell me a time that it's agreed upon
and it's even two weeks out,
I don't have to check back in with you
to say I'm going to be there at that time.
We've already agreed to it.
Do you know how many times people are like, well, I never heard from you.
Yeah, because nine days before we said we were going to meet here at this time.
I didn't know I had to come back in to do a progress check.
Nine days.
Yeah.
Is that a long time?
That's a real long time.
You have to check in, you think?
Yeah.
Okay, but if a change is call and say, hey, we're not on anymore.
That's the change.
The changes that that person's not on anymore.
You've got to call and make the change.
Otherwise, it is there.
It is set in stone.
It is the calendar.
You don't ever say, hey, we're still good for today?
Double checking.
Oh, I mean, how long in it?
What?
If you go more than five days, you've got to make sure they're good to go.
We've said it.
That's it.
I don't schedule, like I have a comedy show three months out, week of.
Hey, guys, theater's still good for me to show up?
No, we set a date.
That's different.
You sign a contract.
But it's all a contract to me.
It's a human contract.
Here's another one.
Cereal first, then milk.
Any other way, you're a stalker, psycho killer.
Yeah.
Okay, good.
Milk cereal.
Next one.
Stop.
You should never refer to your pets as fur babies.
Creepy, weird.
Love it.
and it's you just filling a void
I say it
Her babies
Yeah, next up
What's the void
That you don't have a baby?
No, it could be a baby
Could be friends
Could be
Any connection at all
You don't use the word
Literally if you don't mean literally
You don't have to say figuratively
And you can do
Hey man, look at that
He's a big as a mountain
But don't say he says
Literally biggest a mountain
Because literally actually shifts
The whole meaning of that sense
You would have to literally be that big
But it's part of the sarcasm
It's not sarcasm though
You're not being sarcastic by saying that.
That's like hyperbole.
Yeah, yeah.
Just say, dang, look at Eddie.
He says, he's gotten as skinny as a bean pole.
Yeah.
Now, if I say that, that's okay.
But if I go, he's literally as skinny as a bean pole.
That's factually inaccurate.
Oh, my goodness.
He's right about this, Amy.
I know that he's right about it, but obviously.
Finally, you cannot give more than 100%.
That's it.
That's the fullness.
Not 110?
You can't do 110.
You can't do 230.
You can't do 1,000%.
It is 100%.
That's the most maximum.
you could ever give 100 all the way filled up the end.
You can't do 101.
You can't do 120.
It's 100%.
That's it at the end.
Thank you.
When the Boston girls were in here, what?
They said that your Opry performance, I said one out of 10, and they were like 11, 12.
He's amazing.
You didn't, you didn't correct them.
Because it's not a percentage.
It's not 100%.
But it was a one out of 10 scale.
It can't go over 10.
But I don't care.
They were talking about me.
But that was saying that you were awesome.
No, I don't care.
They were saying I was better than 10.
So why am I going to say, girls?
I don't like that.
I will let that slide.
Yes, Eddie.
you're like looking at like stock prices and numbers.
They say your return and investment was
110%.
That actually can't happen.
That's accurate.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, but that's not a scale.
I got to.
That's not a scale.
I'm actually with Bobby on this.
That's not a scale.
That's a,
that's mathematics.
Up to 100% is this number
of anything more than 100%
it gets into 105, 110.
It can be 300% investment.
I've seen that before.
Just why.
Not with lunchboxes though.
It's just hard sometimes
when you have people on your side
and then they go say something like that.
Yes, I know, right?
Then your buddies turn full idiot.
And then you're like, well, great.
Right.
All right, everybody good?
Yeah, I gave 110% on that segment.
And no clapping when the airplane lands.
Unless there was like some crazy turbulence and you almost died.
I love doing that, though.
It's so much fun.
Also, no jokes from the flight deck from the pilot, like about, you know, weather or destination.
What kind of flight are you on?
Or trivia.
Yeah.
Thank you all.
All right, that's it.
Small things.
We have strong opinions.
Mike, sorry about Moana, by the way.
That's what I started with and all of a sudden we're over here yelling at each other.
It's time for the good news.
With producer Eddie.
Tell me something good.
I want to shout out a nonprofit out of Western North Carolina called Project Linus.
And what they do is they make blankets for kids in need, like hospitals, shelters, they deliver them.
But they call these blankets hugs because the kids, they put the blanket on and they feel like they're being hugged, which is really cool.
But since COVID hit, you know, three years ago, they have an event that they usually do, but they weren't able to do it.
It's called Day of Love.
And finally, they got to do it a couple weeks ago.
They collected all kinds of blankets.
They delivered them.
But in the 25 years that they've been a nonprofit,
they have made over 87,000 blankets or hugs, whatever you want to call.
They make.
They make them?
Yeah, all kinds of blankets.
They say it's...
You ever knit?
They felt like something you would do for a second in all your hobbies that you have for a minute?
I've sewed.
I can't sew.
Yeah, but knit.
No, no knitting.
Because sewing is basically sewing things together, right?
Yeah, but on a machine.
Yeah, but you're not creating a...
Correct.
Right.
you're like sewing like that movie human centipede you're sewing people together that that's a weird
movie yeah is that reference weird I never heard that one okay you ever heard that one got it yeah so
people are knitting blankets basically no no no they don't knit them they do knit them they don't
no absolutely they do knitted blankets they do uh crocheted blankets all kinds of blankets what's the
difference in knitting and crochet i have no it don't know so this is a like a knitted would
be like you have the needles you see the yarn and it looks like yeah and then uh a quilt is more of like
fabric sewn together. What's crocheted?
Prochayed. You don't know.
Yes, I do. Isn't that the yard?
It's the yard with the sticks? I thought that was knitting.
What? See, exactly.
It's like an expert. I'm not like an expert.
No, I've never done either. I'm not actually like an expert.
I don't know the difference.
I don't know you guys. Okay, well, I like this. What's their name again?
Yeah, they're called Project Linus in North Carolina.
Are you slamming? This is tell me something good. And now we're, no, we're having a
conversation. We're talking about blankets or hush. My question was, what's the difference
of crocheting and knitting? And I'm being told here now.
Knitting uses a pair of long needles to form the loops, moving a set of loops from one needle to the other.
That's what I was doing.
Crocheting uses a single hook to hook the loops together.
Exactly.
Let's move on.
What?
One has two, one is one.
I don't care.
Anyway, I do care about this.
Project line is.
That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
A win is a win.
A win is a win.
I don't care what I'm saying.
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Amy, what do you have over there?
I have, do we care about this or do we not care about this?
A list or just one thing?
No, it's a whole list of things.
Like, someone had posts as like, I don't really care about these sorts of things.
So I wanted to see how you felt about them.
Okay, go.
Give me the first one.
Okay.
SAT scores or ACT scores of your friends or anybody that you're hanging out with.
I don't really care.
And I don't bring mine up unless it gets brought up.
But I do like it when it gets brought up because I did pretty good.
What was yours?
On the ACT 28.
Dang.
Is that good?
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
Yeah, it was good.
If my math would have been better, I'd like, crushed it.
Because I mean, I did 36 is the maximum.
It's perfect score.
23 got your scholarship and you earned the state.
And so, which I did that in seventh grade.
Dang.
It's awesome.
Genius.
It also took a lot of pressure off of me because I always wondered how was I going to afford to go to college.
So because I had that 24, so I did a 28 back then.
So if you're counting inflation, I'd be a 33 today.
Yeah.
It's not really the same thing.
but no, I don't care about someone's SAT or ACT,
but it's fun to talk about for me.
What'd you guys get?
Well, which one?
ACT.
I didn't take the SAT.
We didn't have that as an option.
I only took the ACTT once, and I got a 19.
Fair?
That's where an athlete needs really to get in, to get into college and sports.
I took the SAT once, 10-10.
Got four digits.
I'm out.
Yeah, I don't know the scale of the SAT.
$1,600 is the best.
I got a 10-10.
Mike, can you show me what the scores would be,
a 10-10. Eddie? I don't remember taking
ACT. S-A-T, ooh, like
700 or something? No, Eddie, that's... No, it wasn't good. I remember
my parents freaking out. I haven't met anybody that's
No, no, no, you met Eddie. I believe it.
That's like we're media. They didn't have
easy questions on the SAT. Oh, was it easy trivia? No, no.
Because you do rocks and easy trivia. Thank you, Matt. No, relax.
Okay, so a 10-10 would be in the category of
below average.
400 to 10-10 is below average. Whoa.
Students below average.
Excuse me?
That's probably about right.
It was the top of below average, though, if it matters.
Exactly, that's what I'm saying.
I was top 50% of my high school class.
That's a boy.
Okay, next up, what do we care?
Do you guys care about ACTS?
No, no, no.
No, I don't like, I mean, I brag.
Fun to talk about if it comes up for me anyway.
It's like you're going to care.
Like, oh, your friend made that?
Oh, are these two guys?
All right, go ahead.
What anyone's baby did that day?
Oh, no.
I don't have kids, so I don't relate.
When they're like, oh, my six-year-old, look, he pooped and ate it.
And I'm like, well, that's a first grader.
Why is that happening?
And so I don't get it.
You don't like those poop stories?
I don't like any kids, the baby stories.
Unless I know the kid, then I's like, oh, yeah, look at that.
Okay.
But no, since I've never had kids, don't have them yet,
I'm not really interested in other people's kids unless I have a personal relationship with them.
Care or don't care?
I like it.
I mean, I like telling the stories, so I'll hear some.
No, do you care that hear other people?
Not really, but it's not my kid.
I don't care about other kids.
I talk about mine.
You listen to my story.
I don't want to hear yours.
So do you care or not care if a friend unfollowes you on Instagram?
Yeah, I would care.
Why?
Yeah.
I would care.
I didn't unfollow you and your content sucks.
So you can follow me?
Do you reach out and ask them?
No, I just don't unfollow them.
Oh, got them.
Yeah.
Unfollow with an unfollow.
That's how you do it.
Yeah, maybe even on block.
Oh, dang.
And make them reach out to me.
Yeah, I care.
Yeah, I care.
I want to know why.
Don't care.
I have no idea who follows me.
Okay, next out.
Okay.
If someone steals your designated parking spot
I'll be the one to talk on this one.
Well, you're the only one with one.
No one steals your spot.
One time I did.
I remember I was like,
Oh yeah.
And I was like, we're going to tell this person or what?
And we didn't.
We didn't.
We didn't.
We left it be.
But you care.
Yeah, I care.
In my last contract, I didn't negotiate that stupid spot.
Like, they don't want to give me a bunch of crap.
And I was like, let's give me a parking spot.
Because sometimes I get up here and I can't park.
And they're like, fine, we'll give you a parking spot.
Yeah, I care.
and that you guys can have it when I'm not here.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Thank you.
All right.
What else?
Do you care or not care what someone spent on their outfit or clothing item?
Don't care at all.
Couldn't care any less.
You guys?
I care.
When I see celebrities, I'm like, dang, I wonder how much that cost.
Like, I want to know what they're rolling with.
That's awesome.
Jewelry?
Yeah.
Like, I mean, when I saw dittying, he had all those rings on his hands.
I'm like, dude, that has to be million dollars.
And the necklaces?
I mean, it's so cool.
You ever ask anybody?
No.
Do you care any?
Yeah, jewelry, yeah.
clothes? Nah, I don't even know what's good or not.
I'm going to start asking them how much it costs, though. I dare you.
I will, awesome. I will start asking celebs.
How much you can bench press or
someone can? I guess if they're
pretty jacked, I'd be like, what are you doing over there?
How much you benching? You ask them a lot. Just for funny
because I don't really know what I bench press. I know what I can do
like six to eight times, but
I can probably do
225, six times, which is
pretty good since I'm about 170.
I've worked hard to get there, maybe four
times, but nobody cares.
But when they do ask, do you tell them the max?
I don't max.
Yeah, yeah.
You can't tell them that I do that six times.
That sounds weird.
Six or four.
I don't care unless I'm asking it as kind of a joke.
Yeah.
Do you guys care?
No, I'm never asking anybody.
Next up.
Horoscopes.
Do you care or not care?
No.
Okay.
All right.
Do you care or not care about music before 1960?
No.
Some.
1960, yeah.
Yeah.
Like some of the early, early rock, you know,
Buddy Holly type situation.
That's 50s, so yeah, that counts.
So, yeah, I do.
Yeah, go ahead.
Award shows.
Yeah, because they won't let me host.
So that's the whole thing.
Do you care or not care?
I care that they keep banning me from hosting these shows.
You should care about that.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, do you care when I talk about that, though?
That's a question.
All right, one more.
Tan lines on your own body.
My farmer's tan embarrasses me sometimes.
Because if I am, like, I wear a cutoff to work out.
And if I'm outside, I get farmer's tan.
like right around my nips and the sides of them.
But if I'm wearing a shirt and I'm playing golf, I get that second far.
So I got a three-level farmer tan, and that's pretty embarrassing sometimes.
But I don't really care that's the thing too.
Do you guys care?
No, I don't really.
Never even thought about it.
Boom, there you go.
Care, don't care.
What about this segment?
I don't even care.
It's all good there too.
Okay, Ray's going to play us a classic TV catchphrase.
For example, this was the example.
Hit that one.
Whoa.
So that would have been Blossom.
Yeah.
It's a classic show.
Ray, what are the parameters on the years here?
So the shows are at least 30 years old.
They could be as much as 60 years old.
So 30 years.
If this is 23, that means seven years back from 2000.
So that would be 90.
Wow.
93.
So 93 would be classic.
Wow.
That is stupid.
We're getting old.
Time marches on.
All right.
So Ray will give us seven of these.
Write your answers down, guys, and we'll see who does the best at the end.
Ray, ready for number one?
Yep.
Gimme.
Ruff.
What?
Oh, man.
Oh.
Yeah.
Rupro.
I think it's easy.
Yeah.
I think it's easy.
Scooby-Doo.
That's what I have to.
Okay.
Scooby-Doo.
Scooby-Doo.
All right, good.
Next one up.
What you're talking about wounds?
We've had this one.
I mean, I feel like I should know this.
What's a John, Bowdo?
It's pretty famous.
I'm in.
Yeah, it is.
This is old.
Old, old.
What's a job about wounds?
Amy's shaking her head.
Lunchbox, do you know it?
I need like one martini tiny hint
Yeah, I need a little hint
We don't do hens
I mean you heard the clip though
It's the second one
Okay he's talking to Willis
And he's asking him
What he's talking about
Yeah
I know
I know
We've talked about this one
All right everybody yeah
Okay I don't know
All in the family
Not a bad guess
Not a bad guest
Lunchbox
It's welcome back Carter
It is not
Not a bad guest
Oh I know
They're same is time period
Eddie one two three
Different strokes
Dang it! I thought that was...
You thought what?
What? I thought that was...
Never mind.
You didn't think anything, huh? You just thought that was...
I thought it was something different.
I thought that was...
Please don't ask me what I thought.
I thought that was when they were in school.
All right, next up.
Wait, what?
I don't know what they said.
Do it again. Everybody quiet?
Ready, go.
Dude, I don't know.
I have no idea what they're saying.
We're all hearing the same thing in lunchbox.
You're not getting a disadvantage.
I think I'm in.
He's like, you guys.
hear what I say in that.
I hit it one more time, Ray, why?
So he's not, so a catchphrase is
no?
Sound like me talking.
I think I know it, so I don't want him to play it again.
You think you know it?
You can play that a thousand times
and I'm not going to get it.
I think I know what they're yelling.
If you knew what they were yelling,
I think you wouldn't get it.
Yeah, they're saying, no.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
Oh my gosh, it just like was,
it's so crazy how sometimes it's in your brain.
Talk it out, Amy.
No, no, don't talk anything.
Not.
Three seconds.
Wait.
It helps to remember things
that you stand out loud.
Time.
God, it was in my head
and then it threw out.
I think lunchbox may know it though.
You have that
possum look on you
if I don't want you ready to play it again.
Oh my gosh.
What do you think they're yelling,
lunchbox?
No.
I sounds like they're yelling, no.
Okay, we can't write anything down now.
Okay, I'm not.
Ready, play it again?
No!
Okay, listen to the end of it.
It's not no.
There's a sound at the end.
Listen to the sound at the end of no.
Okay, go.
No!
What do you think they're yelling?
Golly.
It's like I hear, when you say it.
Let's just show you have lunchbox.
I put friends.
Good times.
Amy.
Do you have anything, Amy?
No.
I think they're yelling, Norm.
It would be cheers.
Oh, cheers.
Okay, all right.
Ray, where you play, let's sit for the m at the end of it.
I don't know.
And somebody goes, Norm, it's the very end.
Oh, man.
I don't know.
Is it cheers?
Yep.
I've never heard that before in my life.
So when you say cheers, that's the catchphrase they're known for?
For when Norm walks in.
Norm!
Okay.
All right.
Okay, next up.
Dang.
Oh, that was rough.
What?
U-Rang.
You rang?
Sounds like a creep.
You rang.
This is the show I'm thinking about.
I'm going to give you guys a hint, because I don't know even know this is it.
I may put you on the wrong trail.
I believe it's black and white.
What?
I was picturing black and white.
I'm in.
You rang.
Do you ring?
Let me think.
Do you ring?
Who says that?
All right, I got something run down.
Got it.
I'm torn between two.
I'm going to tell you what they are.
Munsters and Adam's family.
Oh.
Because...
That's the Frankenstein looking at.
Like, Lurch.
Lurch.
I just can't remember what show Lurch was in.
He's the one that looks like Frankenstein.
I believe...
Yeah, I think so.
I'm going to go with Adams family
because I think Herman Munster
was the Munster and the Munsters.
Oh, yeah, Herman.
So I'm going to go Lurch
Adam's family.
I have Adams family.
Alfred Hitchcock.
That's not a bad guess.
I have Inspector Gadget.
Yeah, that was a bad guess.
I thought it was the claw guy.
You rang?
Lunchbox's pretty good guess.
Is it Adam's family?
Yep.
Well, you're dominating.
That was a tough one, though.
Next one.
Don't make me angry.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Classic.
I'm in.
This is a classic, classic.
Don't make me angry.
You wouldn't like me angry.
like me when I'm angry.
This one's been remade a bunch.
Really?
If it's what I think it is.
I don't know.
Remade a bunch.
I've never seen a remake of this.
You have.
I can be wrong.
I can be wrong.
But who gets angry?
Everybody gets, when I think angry,
it's Incredible Hulk when he breaks out of his clothes.
That's a TV show?
That's not what I have.
It's a TV show.
Yeah, but it's been remade as a movie.
Movies.
Oh.
But I don't know if that's true.
I've Incredible Hulk.
You?
Morg and Mindy.
That's Nanu Nanu.
What's Markle Nandi?
Nanu.
Mr. Belvedere.
That is.
I don't know what that is.
That's Mr. Belvedere's from England.
He came over to work with the kids as a housekeeper.
Is it?
Incredible Hulk?
Yep.
Was Robin Williams Incredible Hulk?
No.
It sounded just like Robin Williams, though.
It didn't.
All right, next up?
It did.
Live long and prosper.
Got it.
Live what?
What?
Live long and prosper?
No one's heard of these before.
Yeah, they have.
And I'll show you the thing that you.
you would see from it and you may get it.
Say it again, Ray.
Live long and prosper.
Live long and prosper.
They're not Australian, buddy.
Live long and pro-
They're not. They're not.
Everybody in?
Oh, I'm in.
What about this?
I'm in.
Oh, let me change my answer.
No, you can't change you.
You already said you're in.
You already said you're in.
What does this mean to you, Amy?
I don't know.
My hand is.
He's flipping you off.
No, I got two fingers together.
I can do it.
I don't know what it means.
It's some nerd show
Well this is what I have written down
Star Trek
Star Trek is what I have too
Yeah Star Trek?
What do you have?
No, I have Buck Rogers
Buck Rogers
I have England's finest
It's Spock, right?
Yep
I can do this hand though
Boom
Not everybody can do that
I can't do that
Look at my tongue
That's nothing to do with anything
But look at my tongue
All right one more
Up your nose
We do a ho
That's a good one
Up your nose
We do have a ho
I'm in.
And I'm back.
Yeah, one I've actually heard.
Hey, welcome back, boys.
Everybody back?
I'm back.
Amy, what do you have?
Happy days.
Welcome back.
That's wrong.
Lunchbox?
Happy days.
Welcome back.
That's wrong.
Ready? Welcome back.
Cotter.
Welcome back.
Dude, you had that earlier.
That's classic.
Yeah, I ran that one, 7.7.
Oh, it's over?
Yeah.
You don't want to make one like 12 points?
Yeah, why not?
This one's for 10,000 points.
Yeah, let's go ahead.
Won't you be my neighbor?
Okay, I'm in.
I'm in.
Okay.
All right.
I picked a punky Brewster.
You did, really?
No, it's your...
No, Mr. Rogers.
Oh, it's like, wow, dude.
Okay, everybody goes?
Yeah, Mr. Rogers.
At the end of a game, we may compete during the game, but in the end,
we still like each other, I guess.
Yeah, not really.
You, unbelievable.
Oh!
I love playing games.
I love a game.
I love a game early in the morning.
Don't you love the smell of a game early in the morning?
What's that from?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Don't worry about it.
We're struggling.
Yeah, it's one of those days.
Here's a voicemail from Liz in Oklahoma City.
I called about two weeks ago and just needed some good vibes for this test I was getting ready to take,
for licensing and credentials for this career I've been working for like a decade.
Well, I ended up not passing the test by one thinking point.
So, studied some more.
I'm going to fight, grind, and repeat, and fail until I don't,
and I'm going to retake my test tomorrow.
So if you guys can just spend some extra good vibes my way tomorrow,
because I'm going to pass this test, hopefully the second time is the charm.
Here's why you're going to pass it.
First of all, you only fail by one point.
Secondly, you're not going to be as nervous about it this time
because you've already been exposed to it,
which is a great thing about doing it again.
Just generally, when you fail, you go and you try it again.
You're already at an advantage over the first time
because you know what to expect.
You're going to nail this thing.
You don't even need our vibes.
All you need to do is show up.
That's what it is.
It's just showing up over and over again.
You got this, Liz.
Get it.
Next up.
Jocelyn, eight years old.
We got a kid call from Tampa.
I have a morning corny for Amy.
Why did the cheetah hate playing hide and seek?
Because he always got spotted.
That's good.
Kids kind of crush it.
And I don't know because they're kids,
but they're always much funnier than sometimes.
No, I can answer that for you.
It's absolutely because they're kids.
I don't know.
That's a pretty good one now, yeah?
I've told that one.
Like you say it.
I have told that one.
Yeah, do it again, Amy.
Then I don't have the cute giggle.
Yeah.
Maybe develop that.
Just say it.
Maybe go to a giggle training or something.
So you want me to talk like a kid and giggle.
Now that'd be that creepy.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Amazon has a new streaming feature called Dialogue Boost.
And it lets you increase the volume of the dialogue only.
For example, they have it on Jack Ryan, which,
If you're watching that, maybe you want to hear what Jack is saying,
but you don't want to hear the explosions louder and stuff like that.
Oh, that's interesting.
Okay.
So I don't feel like this would work all the time with every show because a lot of times the only thing happening on there's dialogue.
Yeah.
That would just be called the volume button.
But I guess if there's music.
And there's a lot of other things.
Yes.
Yeah.
Peloton has that.
I get on the old Peloton treadmill and they have the trainer.
It's like, okay, Bobby, you don't suck.
I think they're talking to me or not.
They don't say Bobby ever.
But, and there's music going to the trainer and he's doing this thing, but there's a button you can push to go more trainer, more music, and then the music's playing so live you can't hear the trainer at all.
But, yeah, I like it.
I think they're going to, or you can just do what I do.
Turn the close caption on.
That's what I do, too.
Works wonders.
Well, and that's the thing.
They said it's not because we're getting older.
It's just, for whatever reason, dialogue and movies and TV shows is getting harder and harder to hear.
I wish that were the case.
No, we're getting old.
No, it's not here.
Even young people are addicted to subtitles.
Yeah, yeah, I hear you.
But to me, it's definitely getting older.
All right, what else?
Okay, minchinitis is when someone constantly talks about another person.
It could be someone they work with, a gym buddy, a new friend.
But it's definitely a sign that someone has caught their eye.
So it's not name dropping.
No.
It's just they're kind of obsessed with something so it keeps coming up in conversation.
It's always like, oh, Bobby this or Eddie this.
I'm trying to think if you guys have any sort of minchinitis.
I don't believe so.
No, I don't think so.
Because we're all cool and chill.
Yeah.
Fun.
And we just do our own thing, you know.
So for a single person, it might just be that, yeah, they found someone they really
click with at work or, again, like at the gym or whatever.
But pay attention because if your partner has mentioned it's, then they say it could be a red flag.
Well, yeah, especially if it's somebody at work or the gym, that's the opposite sex.
That's right.
All right.
What else?
Kenny Chesney was asked when he's going to be releasing new music and he said he's working on it,
but he is not in a rush at all.
People ask me, when's it going to come out?
And the best answer I have, honestly, is when I feel like it's done.
It's easy to rush it.
Luckily, I don't have a lot of yes people in my camp.
And that's really important.
I have a lot of people within my circle that have really, you know, that really good song sense.
You know, so I've been blessed that way.
I feel like wouldn't yes people just agree with him like, you don't need to put music out?
Yeah, that's not.
Yes, people.
But people who are like, no, Kenny, I think it's time to put music out, you know, our contract says this.
Or they think.
I think it's a little twisted on this.
However, anybody that says they don't have any yes people at that level.
They have a lot of yes people.
It's just natural.
If you're that famous, even the people that you think aren't yes people are going to turn into yes people because they don't want to get fired if they got a big job.
Yeah.
I also kind of heard it as that he's taking his time with it because he's not just going to play a song for his people and they're going to be like, oh, yeah, that's good, Kenny.
Good job.
Yes.
Oh, that's interesting.
Like, that's how I heard it too, is that he's taking his time because he's not, there are, there are.
able to be honest with him and be like, eh, not that good.
But he doesn't write most of his music.
Well, him performing. Yeah, but singing on that, not that good.
I know. I just, anybody says, I don't have a lot of yes people.
Yeah, I see your point. And maybe even...
I just don't even bring it up, because I do have people that are like, yeah, that's great.
But then I have you guys who definitely tell me everything sucks. So it's a good balance.
Yeah. Or they figure out how to be supportive without seeming like, you know what I mean?
Yeah. And I think to get that big, you can't have yes people early and even middle.
I wrote a whole chapter in my second book
It's called Fail Until You Don't
Like you have to have somebody you trust until you suck
So when you actually are doing good
You can believe them
Because I never believe anybody
When they tell me I'm doing good
Unless it's somebody who in the past I've went to
And I said hey what do you think
And they were like
I don't think this is your best work
So I need that from somebody before
I can get from them
Hey it's awesome
Oh everybody can say both
Oh you suck or hey you're awesome
But I got to have like one or two people
That I know when I've not been my best
they've been like, I just expect a little more out of it.
So when they do say, my wife's a prime example of that,
when she was like, man, that's good, I believe it.
Because if it ain't good, she's like, yeah, I wouldn't feel in that.
So you got to have somebody that tells you you suck
so you can believe when they tell you you're good.
And if you're super rich and famous, you have a lot of guests people.
That's the truth of it, like Kenny.
Yeah.
That is.
I mean, that's my file.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
Oh, it's Bobby.
Tell me something good.
There's a family from Pennsylvania.
you, they go into lows and they were trying to make life easier for their son, William,
who has cerebral palsy.
So they're in.
And one of the employees sees William's parents, like looking at some PBC pipes.
And it's like, hey, can I help you guys?
And they're like, well, we're trying to build a set of parallel bars to help them walk.
Parallel bars are the ones like one on each side.
Yeah.
Like coming up to the hips, basically.
And you see the gymnasts, they'll do the parallel bars in the Olympics.
But they were trying to have that so we could walk through.
You see it in therapy a lot, too, like people walking.
So he's like, okay.
cool let me know some more about this he's like gotty got it got it well let me help you guys so
dave the employee went above and beyond he spent basically an hour just fitting and cutting the pipes
right to the specifications because they had research and found it they were going to have to do it
it all themselves basically built them this whole set all they had to do is get at home and just kind
of tag it back together here is dave talking about why he did it i thought i would just be
finding some fittings making a couple of cuts and then i saw will i found out what dad what were
building. Then came to test, Will got up out of his wheelchair and grabbed hold of those bars.
And I think you saw that courageous smile.
His sense of pride and it keeps getting me.
Well, can now use these bars to practice walking forward, side to side, pull himself up to stand.
And his family says it means the world of them that they would do this and that they were so cool about it without even really knowing the full story and that William is already making progress.
That is it.
That's a great story.
That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
A win is a win.
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The toughest city in the United States
based on physically demanding jobs,
hours, words, physical activity, sports.
The toughest city in the U.S. is Madison, Wisconsin.
Let me say something to Madison, Wisconsin.
Shout out to you guys.
First of all, you're way friendly.
Second of all, there's so much cheese.
Everywhere you go, cheese, cheese,
would you like some more cheese?
It's awesome.
Third of all, it's the only place
I've ever seen a car drive out on the ice.
That was crazy.
Meaning there's a pond.
Eddie and I were playing a show on Madison.
There's a pond.
And there's a car driving out on in the winter.
It is wild.
I've never seen such a thing.
And apparently they're very tough.
So I'm glad that we think that they're cool because they made it beating this up while we're there.
Shout out to Madison, Wisconsin, Washington, D.C., second as far as the toughest cities in the United States.
How am you doing today?
I'm doing good.
I guess I'm from Austin.
Are they tough?
Warm.
Little weenies over there.
Yeah, there's like lots of vegetables, a lot of vegan options.
I love it.
Walk the trail.
Oh, trees.
Yeah.
Yeah, it saves the environment.
Love Austin, Texas, but yeah, I wouldn't say that tough.
All right.
Yeah.
Let's go over and get in the morning corny.
The morning corny.
Now, we have 30 seconds, boys.
We got one corny.
I need you to focus.
This is important to me today.
Okay.
Here we go.
Action.
Where do hungry football players play?
Go.
Hungry football players.
The stadium.
The football.
Field.
The gridiron.
The gridiron.
The gridiron?
The griddle iron?
The griddle iron.
Ooh.
The griddle.
The helmet.
Shoulder pad.
Hot iron.
Funny.
Hungry.
Not funny.
Hungry.
Hungry.
Hungry.
Hungry.
Starbant iron.
Hungry.
Where do hungry football players play?
The eater bowl.
Quarter iron.
Oh, the bowl.
The cereal bowl.
The bowl.
Super Bowl.
Super Bowl.
cereal bowl.
Go, go.
It's got to be a bowl thing.
We didn't get it.
Soup bowl?
Soup bowl.
Yeah.
It's got to be a bowl thing, right?
Yeah, right.
Okay, go ahead.
What is it?
The supper bowl.
Oh, no, never.
You're going to give me another hour.
That was the morning, glory.
My favorite thing about this is that we blame the joke.
I love blaming the joke.
When we just didn't get it, but we're like, no, I mean, that's a terrible one.
I like that.
like how we do that voice so dumb we were talking about male cosmetic surgeries plastic surgeries
and how much they cost and they were talking about guys getting Brazilian buttlifts and then just
Brazilian buttlifts just in general and Eddie's like I'd get one of those yeah it's free so I don't
even really know what it is right we looked it up it's where they take fat from other parts of your
body and they put it into your butt look man my whole life I've been told like oh you don't have a
butt like I want a butt so men are getting butt lift so lunchbox called a plastic
surgeon, Dr. Michael Bergdorf from Music City plastic surgery. Do you feel like he's pretty good?
Dude, he was real good. Like he was an expert. Yeah. Okay, let's hear some clips about,
because Eddie says he'll get one if we pay for it. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Here is Lunchbox
talking to Dr. Bergdorf asking if he's seeing more men, ask for this specific surgery.
So we read a story that men, more men are getting Brazilian butt lifts. And so is that a true story? Are you
seeing more men want and butt. Oh yeah. Yeah, we do a fair amount of men here. Most of my practice
is about 85% women and then men is getting more and more popular of which the butt lift is
incorporated in that. The big thing with guys is you got to make sure we don't turn them into
female, right? We don't want to get them a nice, rounded, softer butt. For men, they want that
square, stronger looking butt. Yeah, I don't want to be a female. I just want that square. I just want
That's square, like he said.
But it sounds like it's a fine line.
Like, they could really be in the middle of surgery.
I'm like, oops.
Scowl.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
He looks like J-Lo.
So, well, speaking of females, here's Luxbox,
asking about another celebrity.
Go ahead.
Eddie, who is our producer and he's a co-host on the show,
he said he would be interested in it.
So, like, if he came in with a picture and said,
hey, can you turn me into Kim Kay?
No.
No, no.
You know, especially with guys.
We don't want to go that big.
We do want to get more of that stronger look.
So we would kind of guide, hey, this is more of a masculine appearance.
But, yeah, we're not going to do a Nicki Minaj or a Kim K.
You know, that's just very hard to do.
And also dependent on how much fat we've got and what kind of space we can fill it in.
What butt would you want, Eddie?
I bring you in.
Just show mine.
I just be like, hey, Bone, show them what you got?
Give me that.
Thank you, buddy.
I appreciate that.
Remember you got a solid butt.
That's very kind of you.
You guys people are going to start.
It's a new butt.
It's a new solid butt.
It's a new solid butt.
It lasts six, eight year or so.
Did you get a butt lift?
No, but I'm working pretty hard on it.
All right.
Yeah, lost it.
People are going to start thinking things, guys.
What are you guys talking about?
And you know what?
I don't care if they do.
Next up, the price.
How much are we talking?
Is it going to cost for Eddie to get a butt done?
Depending upon how many ranges we do, it could be anywhere from 15 to 30 grand.
Oh, what?
That's the good news.
It's permanent.
There are other options, like a filler that you can try to put in.
And it lasts about a year or two.
That can be 15 grand.
that goes away, you got to redo, redo.
I cannot believe it costs that much.
What?
$15,000 to $30.
$15 to $30,000.
I go cheap, I go clearance.
We got on the clearance rack.
Discounted.
Wow.
Do you have any like dinned, broken dinnid?
Wow.
And then final clip, recovery time.
How long until people can start squeezing the butt?
Because you know, everybody's going to want to test the butt and see what it feels like.
I know Bobby's going to want to grab it and see if it feels good.
What are we talking recovery process and how long until butt squeezing is okay?
So pretty easy recovery.
We make small poke holes like the size of a pencil eraser.
Pain-wise, you feel a little bit beat up.
Big restriction is you can't lay on it or sit on it for a while,
and you can't do the squeeze for a bit because the fat can be a little bit like Plato.
If you sit on it, lay on it, it can squash out to the sides.
Or if Bobby's squeezing too aggressively, you're going to put it in areas that we don't want it to go.
Final results are about six months to a year out.
But squeezeability, three months.
You're telling me $15,000 for a low end,
and I can't slap his butt for six months.
I'm Eddie.
No, no, I don't think we should do this.
That's, how do you not, how do you sleep, not on your butt?
On your belly.
No, I know, Eddie.
Yeah, on your side.
Even when I try, I turn up.
Lunchbox is good.
I'm glad you called him, though.
I mean, I was shocked.
It was that much.
And I can't believe you can't squeeze the butt for three months.
We should get him in and just, like, talk about general.
We have questions about this kind of stuff.
Yeah.
That would be fun, right?
Just have him do like a little, you know, what do they call?
Like an exhibition?
On one of us.
On our butts?
Yeah.
Any of us.
We spin the wheel, whatever it lands on.
And then we spin it again and then whatever tools he gets to use.
All right.
All right.
Thank you to Dr. Michael Bergdorf from Music City plastic surgery.
Look at there.
The more you know.
We just learned something again this morning.
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Uh-oh.
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Somebody had a little car accident.
Amy.
It was not Amy.
Oh, shocking.
Whoa.
Why are you guys like that?
Well, no, I'm just assuming you're with Amy.
Morgan, too.
No.
Amy, you want to tell them?
Okay, well, it was my daughter.
No.
Already?
Oh, no.
So, just kind of reset your daughter's.
How old?
She's 15.
Yeah.
So, but she's going to be, I mean,
it's a matter of day.
Next week she turned 16.
So, but she's driving.
Will she by herself?
No, she's still to have an adult in the car.
Okay.
So she likes to drive herself.
to school and she's backing out of the garage and she runs into the metal part that helps the
garage roll up and down the rails the rails there you go and breaks the side mirror too like the windows
the mirror's cracked i know that and you've talked about your adoption story especially with her a lot
but how is that genetic how did that get that crazy yeah like mother like yeah yeah yeah i know i think
we were meant to be.
How is she doing after what was said to her?
Did she feel like she was in trouble?
She felt really, she felt bad and embarrassed.
But then later when I talked to her,
because I'm already at work when it happened.
And I had grace and compassion.
I was a little frustrated for about 0.5 seconds.
And then I remember that I, too,
have done this exact same thing.
And then I've also.
As an adult.
And you weren't 15, yeah.
Like two weeks ago.
At our house in North Carolina, I remember it Claire's Day.
I did the exact same thing.
And then I also did it here at work with our garage.
I popped a tire because I hit the gate.
We keep going to all the things.
Yeah, the basketball goal.
I had grace a lot of it for her.
And I told her next time we're going to just focus a little bit more.
What she learned?
What did she learn?
I think she honestly, she told me she has steering wheel dyslexia.
Never heard of it.
Tell me more.
Oh.
Like if she's supposed to steer right.
Backing up is the opposite, right?
Yeah.
Maybe that's what she means.
Because if you cut it to the left,
your back end goes to the right.
Yeah.
So she's like...
That could be steering well dyslexia.
Yeah, because she was like,
I knew I was supposed to go right, right, right,
but I went left, left, left.
And then...
Do you have steering wheel dyslexia?
No.
You don't call up that?
No.
Mine is a depth perception thing.
It happens while I'm walking,
while I'm thriving.
No, no, I think it is a bit.
I think it is.
But sometimes you have that just talking to me where you just don't pay attention.
Well, that's my ADHD.
Yeah.
But.
But don't you think that could happen while you're driving to?
Yeah.
Okay, fine.
Valid.
Also, the repair man's coming out today, TBD on the cost.
I couldn't close my garage last night.
Don't rob me.
Guys, please don't rob her.
She asked out.
She outwardly asked, so let's do her a favor.
Okay.
Please don't rob her.
Well, good for you.
for actually not overreacting, so she's not scared to drive anymore.
Right.
Accidents are going to happen.
And I think that maybe I've gone through all that I've gone through
so that I have empathy for my children.
Maybe that's fine.
That's what.
In a second, we'll get to the celebrities that don't like taking selfies, so don't really ask.
And some of them, it's like, I don't want to take a picture.
And some's like, I'd rather not take a selfie.
But for different reasons, people don't want to take selfies.
So we'll do that.
Also, just a big shout out to.
all of our Tampa listeners.
I mean, we love Tampa.
They've been so good to us. You guys have been so good to us.
We try to get down there all the time.
But I saw that are the guy that runs all the stations down there, Tommy Chuck,
who, by the way, Tommy and I were like teenagers.
We used to like being on a AOL I am.
Remember that?
We used to like message.
My name was like Radio Bobby Boy.
Like, B-O-I?
No, I wasn't cool like that yet.
But we used to like, we've been friends since teenagers.
And so he was from Knoxville.
but he's running all those stations,
and apparently that station there now had the largest share
in the station's 18-year history.
So I want to say shout out to everybody who listens to us in Tampa.
It's just one of the massive success stories.
So I sent him a, and I don't talk about ratings much,
because I don't know much.
And so I sent him a message, and I'm like,
hey, I saw the station, did really great.
And were we the worst of all of them?
Just going, because you always wait for that.
You're like, yeah, everybody.
And so he just sent this back.
This is Tommy Chuck.
Good morning.
Yeah, just got your message,
and I wanted to last.
let you know that, yeah, you weren't the suckiest on the station. In fact, there was really no suckiest
on the station. Every show and day part was at the top of the rancor. It was awesome. You guys were
number one in a lot of demos, but you were top three in all of them. And you've been there for a while.
You're doing a great job in Tampa Bay. So thank you. How to Amy and Lunchbox and Eddie and everybody
behind the scenes with the show. Love you, man. Congrats.
Anyway, so we don't talk about that stuff often, but just big thank you to everybody in Tampa.
And because of that, if you look under your seat right now, we've put a, it's like a theater show.
We put like a treat for 50 bucks.
I'm looking.
There's no seats.
Not you guys.
I mean, I'm listening.
Listeners, yeah.
Anyway, shout out you guys that listen to Tampa.
We appreciate you so much and all the work that goes into making us sound good down there.
I just wanted to acknowledge that and then we'll move out of that.
So that's what's up.
The governor reports there's no evidence of aliens in the latest UFO hearing.
Yeah, like they would.
Hey, you heard them.
You heard them.
Hey, you want to talk about the time to government a lot over the years?
I got a lot of them.
That's probably true.
For only the second time in the last 50 years,
Congress received a briefing on UFO investigations.
In the briefing, all-domain anomaly resolution office,
Director Sean Kirkpatrick told the Senate
that only a small percentage of UFO reports
could be considered anomalous.
But while he said he could identify the minimum,
majority of them, there are still some they just can't explain.
Now, they did say that. Think about that.
They said there are some they can't explain.
And so what if they said, okay, just say what we know are extraterrestrials or whatever they are.
Just say we can't explain them because we can't.
They literally said that. There are some of them they can't explain.
The new official UFO videos were released as part of the briefing with one posted on the Pentagon's website from last year and another one January of this year, ABC News.
I was on. I think it was People's Instagram yesterday.
you'd see the new one.
It was the clearest you've ever seen one.
And this pilot sees it kind of coming.
And it flew over and by.
It was a shape of unlike anything I've ever seen actually flying, only in movies.
And it was like this.
They slowed it down frame by frame.
And it's literally the cleanest, clearest picture of anything they found.
Now, what it probably is is experimental aircraft.
But I've never seen anything like this.
And who's experimenting?
And why are they experimenting?
And how do I get one?
How do I get a ride?
Who's flying it?
I got a lot of questions.
A lot of stuff we don't know.
But the video is wild.
I hope that they know what they're doing because it's like...
They don't.
Okay.
Think about the government.
No, I'm saying whoever's flying these objects.
Because you think about it, there's so many planes in the sky and air traffic controls tries to keep everything sorted.
And they're not dialed into anything.
You do understand, and I say you, a universal you, myself included, that there are these places in even America.
where they are really developing experimental aircraft, too, even for us, but they're not going to say it.
Right.
So.
They're abiding by.
Yeah.
F-F-A-A rules.
Who the F-Nose.
You mean like, what?
You mean like a space shuttle?
No, I'm saying like really fast, maybe planes used for all kinds of stuff.
Stealth things.
Yeah.
Kind of stuff.
When the stealth bomber probably came out.
That looked cool.
That was like the 80s and they really can't even see it on radar.
So I'm assuming a lot of this is that too
But we only think that aliens will come from above
Because the TV shows and movies
Because they come from space
They could easily come from under the water, the ocean
But there's a limit under the water, you know what I mean?
We don't know what's under the water
Well, it's China, you know?
There is no limit.
Yeah, that's true. You don't know what's exactly China either.
It could go straight through to other water.
That's if the Earth is round.
Okay, guys, here we go.
Oh, here we stop.
I'm not going to do this.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have gone
Cuckoo, go, go, go, go this morning.
I'm joking.
Moving on.
A man's arrested after breaking into a woman's house and watching her sleep.
A man in Iowa has been nabbed after breaking into a woman's home and doing some light organized.
We'll break on into our place.
Wow.
Organizing.
Okay.
Tell me more.
Gonna go Marie Condo on the place.
Here's the key.
So watch her sleep.
The woman who didn't want to be identified says she woke up from sleeping on the couch.
When the man bumped her knee, quite the clumsy cleaner.
Is it vacuuming or what?
Jeez.
She says she immediately said, hey, who are you?
And he said, I'm the guy who dropped you off last night.
The woman added at that point, I knew he wasn't a friend of the kids or anything.
The man has been identified as 23-year-old Dan Abimana.
And the questions are, why do you come in the house?
Why do he line up some shoes next to the couch?
And why do he steal a pair of women's socks?
Well, I can answer them.
He's a foot-fetched guy.
And there's a difference in a foot fetish guy, which is weird in a foot-creep.
A foot creep breaks into your house.
Goes that next level.
Yeah, foot creep goes, he goes to 8 to 10.
So he's facing two counts of trespassing.
That's from MSN.
Now, we have had another emergence of Amy's foot guy
who keeps offering her more and more money
to take pictures of her feet.
The last offer was $200.
The new offer is...
$300.
Dang.
I would do it.
I would do it.
You're single.
You'd show your feet for free.
He also was saying something about how,
if I were to do the giantness photos,
which whatever that is, he said.
All that is is is a camera angle
to make it look like your foot's giant. He wants it to be a giant foot stepping on the camera.
What honor. Oh. Yeah. He hasn't broken into her house, so he's only an eight right now. He's just a fetish.
Right. Yeah. I know. I try to keep it real nice.
$300.00. Yeah. Three, he, like within a day, he went up.
It's like, you can do it once a month or whatever. Be like an only feet. It's the only fans.
Oh. You get to send him for $300 a month. A picture a month.
I just feel really bad taking his money for... That's what you feel bad about?
Yeah. Why would you feel bad about that? I'd feel weird for taking pictures of my feet.
Yes.
for a sexual way, but I wouldn't feel so bad I wouldn't do it.
Well, that is a given.
Isaac Newton predicted the world would end coming up.
Humanity might have made it this far,
but if we believe what Isaac Newton has to say about the matter,
well, bad news.
The end of the world is coming, according to Newton, in 2016,
a mere 37 years away.
That's from Ladd Bible.
Now, a lot of people are predicting some sort of end-of-the-world nish,
because AI is starting to be that thing that you can just say,
hey, do this, and it does it.
but if AI starts to learn and create and develop feelings or anger or then that's problematic.
We saw in that documentary Terminator too.
Yeah.
It's a great doc.
How saving an extra 12 bucks a week into your 401k could make you $85,000 richer in retirement.
Hold on, $12 a week, yeah.
Wow.
So I like to say something about this show in that our company has,
has a 401k.
I didn't know really what that was when I started it,
but I was like, yes, I'd like to take part in it.
So I have one with money in it
and money from every check goes into it.
Not much.
Very little, actually.
And it's accumulated and at times it's matched
and depending on the economy, at times they have deposit.
But over the course of,
I've been with this company 20 years,
which is crazy to me because I'm only 25.
That's crazy.
I started in kindergarten.
So, and we talk about retirement, and Lunchbox and Eddie are the ones that talk about retirement.
Can't wait.
We just want to retire.
We want to quit working.
We want to do nothing.
100%, but $85,000 isn't going to do it.
Right.
And that's also just $12,000 a week.
But it's you two guys who want to do it so bad and we bring it up because you want something so bad yet you do nothing about it.
Like that's why it gets brought up.
Not to just have a conversation about retirement.
I feel like you're rubbing it in.
Yeah, you're like making fun of us, but you're not.
I'm not.
You're poking the bears.
So.
What?
I don't know.
I also know that most people don't have a 401K.
I didn't know what it was growing up.
Thank you.
No, you have one, though.
No, I don't have one.
You have access to one.
And to one that, like Bobby said, at certain times, can match what you're putting in.
So you put in 12, you're putting in 24.
That's legit.
Okay.
How do we know this is a good one?
Okay, I'm dealing with you guys.
You know what I did find out bones, though?
In college, when I opened my first bank account, I opted in this system where they would keep the change.
It was called Keep the Change.
And if I had like 3717, they would keep the 17 cents.
I checked it.
No, they would keep the 63 cents.
Whatever.
Oh, yeah, the round up.
I was like, wait a minute.
You only had to pay.
Wow.
So they would keep it and I have a savings of that.
We get it.
Yeah, how much?
Dude, it's like $1,000.
Really?
I've just changed.
Yeah.
But that's what 401K would do except it gets doubled.
See, I'm with you, Eddie.
Like, when I spend cash, like if it's $2 and $2 and $3 and I get that $98
cents and I put it in a change jar. And I think that's also great.
Because I wouldn't even bring this up, but you guys always are talking about wanting to quit
this show and be retired. Retirement. 100%. Oh my gosh. Right.
Like I look in the horizon and I see it.
But if you want anything, you have to prepare for it. It's not even about retirement with you
guys. It's anything that you want. You have to prepare and you have to do the work.
If it is, you want to lose a few pounds to be healthier. If you want to stop smoking,
you guys don't smoke, but if you want to stop, but you have to put in the effort in the work
to do it. There's another story similar.
only about 27% of people who are over 59 have no retirement savings.
So you're in that 27%.
That's us.
No, no, no.
But here's the difference.
The difference is.
The difference is.
And I understand this.
Sometimes you don't have a job that offers it.
Sometimes you don't have the money to be able to put 30 bucks aside every paycheck.
Yeah.
That's where I'm at.
But I also, you gamble.
$40 a month.
Okay.
Oh, my gosh.
So you guys, I'm done talking about it.
And I also think about it.
I'm like, is that the way the company wants us to do?
do this so we don't make as much money.
No.
Ooh, that's interesting.
They don't keep it.
Who keeps it then?
Where does it go?
It's also then, oh my gosh.
It's a computer number, Eddie, just like your other accounts.
But it's money too that you're not, you don't end up being taxed on it, right?
Because it's pulled from your paycheck immediately.
It doesn't matter.
I'm done.
It's not even about retirement or 401K.
It's a luxury that we have working here.
A luxury that I didn't understand until I got here.
But now I do.
But it's that you guys won't stop talking about quitting and retiring, but you're not doing anything
about it.
I'll look into it.
I will too.
New York City's been ranked the wealthiest city on the planet
because they have 340,000 millionaires.
That's cool.
They're going to retire.
I like that.
That's a lot, huh?
Yeah, the most millionaires.
They also have the most centi millionaires.
People with the net worth of 100 million or more.
What?
Sentai, that's a thing.
That's cool.
Daily mail.
Yeah.
Just imagine we were senti's.
Imagine if you were, no.
One.
One would be great.
I imagine that already, but now.
I moved on a 401K.
Studies show what people really do on their sick days.
What do you think?
No, they're really sick.
They're not faking it.
They are sick.
84% of people surveyed said they were really sick.
Lucky for us, lunchbox comes in and gets everybody sick.
And then takes sick days after.
Oh, here we go.
In that order.
Here we go.
Who has been sick from lunchbox?
I have.
Eddie.
Mine was like an actual disease.
No, you didn't even do the pills.
Tuberculosis.
Herpes.
Herpes.
Oh, tuberculosis.
Mine was never active, so I was never contagious with tuberculosis.
Oh, no.
You just so happens, Amy got tuberculosis rubbing.
She never got it.
Did you take the pills?
Yes, I got the pills.
Yes, I got the pills.
But then you couldn't drink for nine months.
Wild coincidence.
Lunchbox had tuberculosis.
Then Amy had tuberculosis right after that.
Weird.
Here's the thing, Eddie.
But she never took the pills and it just went away.
So she never had it.
No, actually, I don't know.
It's dormant or something.
You might still have it?
I just don't really talk about it because I don't want to.
We all screwed away from her right.
Like, I literally had to take a pill every day for nine months for the symptoms to go away.
They both had tuberculosis.
Hey, wow, coincidence.
They sat right beside each other.
Lunchbox had tuberculosis.
Amy had tuberculosis.
He's typhoid Mary at this whole place.
We did not hook up.
Wait, what?
It was back in, like, 2006.
What?
What does that mean?
What was that when you were thinking about me?
No, no.
I was saying the change.
It was not recent.
It was a long time ago.
It was like, it was a mistake.
No, no.
No.
That's your news.
Those were Bobby's big.
Stories.
I want to talk to Kendall, who lives in Mobile, Alabama, and let's put it on.
This is pretty cool here.
Kendall, good morning.
Good morning.
I'm super pumped to talk to you because I always love to hear when people win the stuff that we give away,
because rarely do we hear from them.
So what did you win?
I won the two tickets to the country music festival in Austin.
And they're flying us there, putting us up in hotel and transportation.
That's pretty legit.
Yeah.
That's be honest.
That's pretty legit.
Now, did you think it was a scam?
Because I would think anything I won like that would be a scam at first.
I did because I did it on the first word of the day.
And they called me back at like 1 o'clock.
And it was an Indiana phone number.
And I didn't know what it was.
But I answered it.
Something told me to answer it.
That's pretty cool.
and so you're going to come out
watch all the great shows,
all the great artists in Austin,
and they're going to pay for it.
And it's like flights, hotels.
That's amazing.
And so what station do you listen on?
I listen on 95 KSJ.
Well, congratulations to you, Kendall.
I'm super excited for you and thank you for sharing
with us that you won because we do the contests
and most time we don't hear from the people.
We didn't hear from the Sam Hunt,
the person who won the Sam Hunt trip.
And then we heard from this.
I love, these are my favorite calls.
So Kendall, congratulations,
and we hope to see you in Austin
for Eye Heart Country.
Country Fest.
Yes, I'm excited.
All right, have a good day.
You too.
Pretty cool.
Thank you.
In theaters this weekend, Guy Ritchie's The Covenant.
It's a war movie starring Jake Gyllenhaal.
He plays a U.S. Army Sergeant whose life is saved by a local interpreter who risked
their own life to carry him to safety.
If you want to watch something at home, streaming on Hulu is a movie called Quasi.
It's from the guys who brought you Super Troopers.
It's an R-rated comedy about Quasimoto.
And you can also check out my interview with the cast on the latest episode of my podcast.
I'm Movie Mike and that's your movie report.
Check out Movie Mike's movie podcast wherever you get your podcasts.
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A win is a win.
I don't care what you're saying.
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If I'm outside with my parents and they see all these people come up to me for pictures,
it's like, what? Today now, obviously, it's like 100%.
They believe everything, but at first it was just like, you gotta go get a real job.
There's an economic component to communities thriving.
If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they fail.
And what I mean by fell is they don't have money to pay for food.
They cannot feed their kids. They do not have homes. Communities don't work unless
there's money flowing through them.
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This is pretty interesting
Celebrities and how they feel about taking selfies with fans
And so I can give you all the people
They're like eh
We'll skip taking a selfie
Chris Pratt
Don't want to take selfies
Chris said he would no longer take photos with fans
But that doesn't mean you shouldn't say hello
He said I just don't want to take pictures with people
Because it's not about enjoying the moment
It's about stealing the moment to brag about it later.
Yeah, duh.
That's the point.
I don't like care about hanging out with you.
I just want a picture to show.
Hey, look at this, Eddie.
I got Chris Brad.
It's awesome.
Yeah.
So he didn't want to take a selfie with you.
Okay.
Miley Cyrus explained that she hates taking pictures with fans.
Not because it's tiring.
She finds it embarrassing.
She's like, you know, I just take my tongue out because I don't really like how I look.
Yeah, I mean, whatever.
She looks great.
Right, right.
Right.
Like, she knows that.
She may not.
She should.
Also, I feel like you can just say this if you don't take pictures.
That's an excuse.
I hate my face, so I don't take pictures.
Will Ferrell.
At one point, Ferrell was named the worst celebrity signer by Autographs magazine.
He mocks people, taunts, and embarrasses them when they ask for autographs.
I guess, is he in character, though?
Yeah.
He's in character.
I'm like, oh, that guy, he commits to the character.
I like it.
Christian Bale, no doubt.
I wouldn't even ask him.
He's the guy who's like, good for you.
Good for you.
Remember that?
Yeah, he doesn't seem like he'd be the nicest guy.
The actor's ex-publicist said his biography that he once made a group of girls cry by yelling at them because they asked for an autograph.
Yeah, I probably skipped that Christian Bail one.
Andrew Garfield, the Spider-Man guy?
Oh, yeah, he's mean, right?
I don't know.
A lot of videos of him yelling.
No, you're thinking of Garfield, the cat.
He was like, no, I'm just going to lay here and eat lasagna.
With Odi?
Otis.
Otis.
Right?
No, Odie.
No, Odie.
Oh, yeah.
I'm thinking Spunkmire.
Those are good cookies.
Garfield.
He said he would rather give you a hug than a selfie
and told Shortlist that he spends a lot of time
convincing people they don't want a photo with him.
If he can't convince you, he'll remind you
that it is an inconvenience.
That's probably what it leans on.
Same amount of time.
I doubt he's doing that either.
Jennifer Lawrence, she says
she doesn't take... Now, this one is the only one
that I've ever heard and I heard this reason a long time ago
and I said, that's pretty good
but nobody else can use this outwardly
because she's the first one to say it.
She says she doesn't take selfies for security reasons.
She doesn't want people to post them right away
because they'll know where she is
because she's had security issues before.
That's so good.
And if she made this up, A plus.
Because I'm like, I get it.
That's something you have to deal with
to be in that level of fame.
Or if someone's like,
just took a selfie at the Starbucks here on 3rd Street.
That could be possibly dangerous
or if she's in a town that people don't know
that she's there.
That's so good.
And if she made that up, A plus,
I commend you for making that story up
because that's the one.
But I'm like, that's cool.
I have not thought of that.
Have you ever had to have.
to say to someone
like, or could celebrities say,
hey, don't post this till tomorrow?
You can, it's like, don't cash this check. That's what you
to do all the time. I'm going to write you a check, but don't cash it
an army money in account, but I promise you on Friday I will.
But can you trust them, though, that they're not going to post it?
You don't know. What are you going to know? Finally, Edward
Norton, he's not a fan of signing autographs.
He's having his photo taken with fans. Just
to meet him, he said while promoting the movie that
they have incredibly rude
behavior to him, so he doesn't do it.
Who's Ed Norton?
Last Onion. Fight Club?
Oh, yes. Okay.
I watch Glass Onion.
So those are the celebrities that do not want to take selfies with you for whatever reason.
Are you a celebrity?
No.
The answer is just no.
I don't know if that was your question, but the answer is no.
Are you a selfie?
Like, where do we fall on that?
Like, would you rather a group photo and someone else take it?
No, this is what I like to do.
Because people ask me for pictures a decent amount.
I will just take your phone and do it because otherwise it's going to take 10 years.
So, like, can I get a picture?
Absolutely.
Every time, all day, every day.
give me your phone.
Boom.
I'll take it, hand it back to them.
That way, hey, would you take this?
We have to do that.
You see the picture that's being taken?
We take it.
I'll take like five.
I'll do a couple faces.
Hey, smile.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
And then you'll have like five selfies and we're all good to go.
And then go along your way, right?
Like, don't hang around and chat.
Usually it's like I'm going somewhere doing something anyway.
I learned that from Gavin to Grave.
Oh, yeah.
He was like, because I saw him at the airport do it.
And he would just take phones from people.
And he was like, this is what you do.
everybody, they get more than they ask for.
And then you don't have to stand there while they're like, hey, well, you take this?
And it's like somebody done to use their phone.
And all of a sudden you're, they, he was like, boom.
So that's it.
And you can take a picture.
I love to take pictures unless eating.
This is just anybody.
Don't bother them when they're eating.
But that's only if foods in front of them.
If I'm sitting there at a random table, what up?
No food.
Say what's up?
Say what's up.
Say what's up.
Eddie, you will see me in the table with no food?
Say what's up.
Or if a celebrity's with their kids, don't bother them at all.
But that's about it.
Like, otherwise they are celebrities.
They know what they're in, they're there.
But also be ready because if they're a jerk, they're just a jerk.
They don't owe you anything.
They could be a jerk.
But that's fair for them to also be a jerk.
It's fair for you to ask.
It's fair for them to be a jerk.
McConaughey's not on that list.
Not, no.
Why?
Did you try once?
I wonder why he ignored me then.
Interesting.
Where?
South by Southwest.
Austin.
Ooh, you want to talk about people big time in us?
Yeah.
Is that the segment?
No, I don't know if that's where you're going to go with this.
Let's go.
Let's go. Well, mine real quick was just like I saw him in the group.
We were watching a show.
He was in the crowd, not separated from people.
I go, hey, Matthew, what's up, dude?
Can I get a picture?
No, man.
I would say that probably, speaking on his behalf, is that if there's a big group there,
it turns into Picture Fest.
And if he's trying to watch a show and there's people everywhere
and that he takes one picture, then he's got to take 100.
Okay.
Good point.
Okay.
He could have told me that, though.
All he said was, nah, man.
Well, that's kind of weird to say.
Yeah, but why is he going to do the whole explanation?
Well, just to be nice, you know?
Hey, man, thanks.
Maybe later, but there's a lot of people here.
Also, most people are happy you're even asking him for a picture.
Yeah, he wasn't.
Yeah, no, I get it.
Like me, I'm like, you want to take a picture with me?
That's awesome.
Thank you.
I'm very appreciative that somebody won would consume this show or whatever I'm doing
to recognize me.
Three, come up and say, I get a picture.
Like, that to me makes me feel really good.
And if you're a fan of somebody and you see them out, tell them.
I've never met a single person
that if you're like, hey, I'm a big fan of X or Y
and they're like, shut up, idiot.
Christian Bail maybe, that's the only one.
Other than that, like,
95% of people
are awesome and they're going to be
like absolutely unless you're like bothering them.
Or if they're like crying,
like if they're like emotional,
they're somewhere, yeah, but this happens to
where
a little bit read the room.
Just in general, we as a culture should read the,
But it's awesome.
People love it when you go up and compliment them and you say you enjoy their work because that's why they do it.
Can you use that crying moment though to be like, hey, is everything okay?
Yes, you need a shoulder to cry.
Hey, what's going on?
Yes, if it's a human thing, absolutely.
But you really want to meet it.
But you know, the story is, oh, so-and-so cried on my shoulder.
You're going to get that story to tell your friends.
I think if it were a human thing, absolutely.
We are all just people trying to get by.
That's right.
So if you see somebody crying in general, they shouldn't just be a celebrity, Eddie.
Anybody.
But it was George Clinton.
It would be awesome.
It would be pretty awesome.
Hey, man, you could.
And then he buys you a motorcycle.
Oh, that's cool, too.
Because he buys all his friends' motorcycles.
Yeah, that would be cool.
Matthew McGonhey, big-time.
That was mine.
I don't think that's big-timing, though.
What do you mean?
I think that's him protecting.
Can you have a picture?
He's in a concert, like, just trying to enjoy it.
Anybody big-time you?
Oh, a lot of people have big-time me.
Oh, who's the biggest of big-time.
Oh, let me think, if you had to list it.
She's, Warren's Sapp was really big.
I mean.
Who's that OC girl?
Oh, Misha Barton, she didn't want to have a picture, but I stuck the camera in her face at a music festival.
It was him.
Borderline harassed.
Yes, it was him.
And she slapped, her friend slapped the camera out of my face.
Great video, though.
It was great video.
But I was mad at him, but I was like, good video, though, though.
Oh, man, I've gotten, I mean, you know who didn't big time me, though?
I'm going to give him credit.
Not only did he not big time me at the I heart festival?
I was watching Diddy at a 50 cent concert.
He was just sitting there watching it, and I went up and got a pick.
He's cool about it.
He's like, I was like, can I get a pig and goes?
Sure.
You closed the camera.
Then that was it.
And I was like, I expected to get big time by him for sure.
That's really cool.
Even though he was like, yeah, sure.
He still did it.
He still did.
He didn't really move.
He just kind of turned his head.
And I was like, great.
And I got a picture of me and my long hair and ditty.
Why is your long hair in that, like that whole description?
Because when I post that picture, everybody's like, that's not you.
That's not really you.
So I got to let you know that I had long hair.
Got it.
Amy, any stories here, good or bad?
No, I don't really ask.
I want, I wanted to.
to ask Jessica Simpson once, but...
She was eating. I know.
Food at the table with family.
Oh, yeah, that's good much. She was a double whammy.
Gosh, it was so hard. I was like, I even
had on, this was way back, like, probably
2006 or so, I had on Jessica Simpson's shoes.
And I was so badly would be like,
look at my shoes. I just, I don't.
She probably would have liked that, but not just eating with their
family. Because I hear she's nice. I know.
Technically, they didn't have plates yet,
but it was at Chewy's and she was in a booth.
But was she was family? Yes.
That's what I'm saying. You're going technically like she didn't have food,
She had family.
I mean, Hayden Pantierre kind of big-time me because she was at a bar right here in town.
And it was like a weeknight.
And so there was no one there.
And she was out on the dance floor.
So I went out there and I took her hand and tried to give her a little spin.
And she walked off the dance floor.
Oh, yeah.
She didn't want to dance.
She did big time you.
She got away from a creek.
You creeped her out.
Yes.
I mean, I don't.
You tried to walk out.
Man, that's funny.
What about you, Bones?
Both.
I told you guys I went up to Theo Vaugh in a restaurant and he was came and sat with us and talked for a long time.
That's cool.
That was really cool.
And then we were like, oh, I guess we're boys now.
So I reached out and was like, hey, I have Theo Bond come over to interview.
And his publicist was like, uh, no, I check back in like a year or something.
A year.
You're like, we had dinner.
I'm like, we were like buddies.
And now I was like, Theo Bond don't.
You don't want to.
I don't even know if ever got to him.
But they were like, yeah, you don't have time for that.
Dang.
And I was like, all right.
Well, can bye.
That's a weird situation.
That's rough.
Because I was like, and we also seem drivers.
Like, we live kind of very same vicinity.
And I was like, oh.
I don't know.
He's so cool.
I mean, he sat with this for 10 minutes.
And then I was like, well, let's just get him over to do some of the podcast.
And apparently there, it was like an immediate no.
Oh, man.
One from him.
Or maybe he was like, if he calls, you just say no.
I don't know.
And that sounds like him.
Yeah.
He's hilarious.
But yeah, so that's it.
But wait, I've been big time so many times.
I don't really consider that big timing that.
I don't even, I could do a book on being big-timed.
Oh, that'd be a good book.
People buy that.
All right.
All right.
you guys call us if you want.
877, 77 Bobby.
It's a voicemail from Charlie in San Antonio.
Here you go.
I just want to talk about scuba Steve.
I'm listening to a podcast about his vasectomy.
I wanted to see if there's any progress with that.
If you're going to do it, I did it years ago.
It's the easiest thing ever.
Don't put your wife through that.
Love the show.
Scooba fought the vasectomy forever.
He's like, I ain't doing it.
Don't want to do it.
Won't do it.
Scoob, are you doing it?
I'm still not doing it, but I am going for a consultation tomorrow.
So I can hear about it and see what the process is like and the recovery and all that stuff.
Okay.
Well, then don't say not doing it.
Say open to it.
I'm open to it, yes.
There you go.
So you're doing it.
Well, I have a consultation.
Yeah.
And I'm doing it on my own.
My wife didn't tell me.
I haven't told her.
It's just me going on my own to do my own research.
Good for you.
Can me do it with you?
You want to go with you?
Why would you go with you?
You don't have kids?
You don't have kids yet.
Yeah.
I'll fake it.
You just want to hold his hand.
I'll be like, ow.
And then once you're done, I'll be like,
I didn't want to do it, buddy.
Yeah, go, get it done.
It's supposed to be easy.
I would get it done, though,
whenever there's something like on TV
that you're going to watch for a while.
If there's something right now,
yeah, I should have done it in March
when there was college basketball.
That would have been fun.
Seems like somebody said that.
I know.
You did say that.
I did say that's what a lot of guys do.
Yeah.
So you're going, when is today?
I'm going tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Friday.
And you need to do it when the three kids are out of the house.
I mean, they're going to be jumping on you.
Well, that never happens.
Well, then you're in trouble.
So don't get up a second until they're 18.
Okay, that's good a day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here is, Ray, we got to play the bleeped one.
He's got it.
Okay.
Ray, here's a voicemail from Michelle.
Morning studio, long-time listener.
And I can't believe that this is why I'm calling in for the first time,
but I just want to share a morning corny after dark.
Okay.
What does a robot do after sex?
Nuts and balls.
All right, just had to share that.
That's ridiculous.
I have no idea.
Wait, wait, wait, that's the point.
It's bleeped.
If you want to hear it unbleeat, we can't play it on the air because it will be something that gets us in trouble.
However, on our podcast today, if you go search for it, it will be unbleaped.
Huh.
What do, yeah.
I'll leave you there.
I want to know if I can figure this out.
Not now.
We're not doing the investigative corny right now.
But we do a morning corny after dark.
Still in the morning, but still you get it that it's always not the cleanest.
And this one is not clean.
Oh, I wouldn't even be able to do that after dark.
Yeah, no, you would.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, there's two.
Here's thing three you have on the list.
An inmate in a Washington jail escape from custody this week after he impersonated another cellmate to a schedule to be released that day.
They're like, anybody know where he is?
No way.
He just, what did the other dude do?
Right.
Does he still in jail?
Because that's what I want to know.
It's like he fake like somebody else.
But 26-year-old Brian, Francisco Roman, impersonated a cellmate who was scheduled to be released.
They explained in a Facebook post that a corrections officer went to notify an inmate.
He was going to be released.
He got there.
All right.
Everybody was asleep.
According to the sheriff's office, one of the officers conducted the release process with Roman.
He received the property that belonged to the other inmate, including wallet keys, clothes, ID debit card.
Match the ID.
When you try to buy a beer, let me look at this.
That's all you got to do.
After Roman was released from jail, corrections officers realized he was a wrong inmate.
When the inmate who was impersonated, it was like, he guys, I feel like I'm supposed to get released today.
What's happening?
Hey.
Wow.
So the sheriff's office is like anybody.
that knows where he is, would you let us know?
That's from Newsweek. That's also kind of an
embarrassing thing you have to put out there. And they're like,
oh, God. We have to say
we... And they did.
And they're asking. That's help. It's embarrassing to ask
for, but you got to do it. That's funny.
Ray Mundo's going to Las Vegas.
We don't even talk about it.
We've been talking about it for weeks
on the show.
You excited, Ray?
Yeah!
So you guys leave tomorrow after the show? Yeah.
Which show are you going to? The one tomorrow night or Saturday night?
Friday night.
Dang, you go hit the ground running.
It's going to be dope.
I didn't want to do Saturday night.
Then you get into the flight.
You're going to be all hung over.
I wanted to get it all in and out on Friday.
That's me perfect.
Yeah, I just like, if I fly all day, Friday, I don't want to go to a show Friday night because I'm tired.
You want to, that's a long flight.
Yeah, but then Sunday he has to turn around and come home.
He doesn't be tired then.
Yeah, I felt that about.
I'm just saying me.
I was giving my.
Oh.
Yeah, what I like.
Also, he blows it out on Friday.
I mean, voice is shot.
He doesn't even perform on Saturday.
That's something you always got to think about, too.
But don't say that because then people that have tickets for Saturday are going to go.
I heard that Sam Hunt is, that's not true.
He does multiple nights.
I always feel like you get the best on the first night.
I feel like get the best on the second night because that first night,
they're kind of working through the kinks, especially if they're doing it two nights in a row.
Dang it.
But again, that's not the truth.
They're probably both going to be great.
So you're going to go backstage.
We've got you backstage.
Passes.
I hope.
I mean, as far as right now, I guess I just go up to the bouncer and say I'm Cizzeraymundo.
I don't think that works.
And it's not really a tactic I would use.
Well, I ain't got to.
credentials, so. Well, I don't,
I'd be dang, when I'll get you something in.
Why's he talking like that?
Somebody got it hit me up.
We'll call Tom who got you this and make sure that you're all taking care of.
And my wife, too, that's going to be awkward.
You think we're going to do just one ring?
What I'm just saying, I'm like, hey, this is us, us, okay, I just get to do this.
Bye.
Would you rather do it without your wife, though, so you could have some one-on-one?
Oh, wow.
I feel like the audio would be better because I could say some more edgy stuff with her audio.
Are you interviewing him?
Well, I was going to be like, hey, dude, can I get your phone number?
Say some awkward stuff.
No, don't do that. No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, do that.
No, because this is on me because I had to make the calls to get you better tickets and back there.
All right, just keep it normal.
No, don't record anything.
No, no, no, no.
Don't record anything.
This is...
You got to admit that would be good audio on Monday.
No, I would be mortified because...
I'll ask him if I can play it.
No.
No, I don't want you to record it.
Right after I say, what's up, I'm like, hey, dude, I just record all this.
Just FYI, Monday morning 720, bye-bone show.
Just go be normal
I know
I've already taken
I got the coat that he gave me
And then the shoes
The Air Force won
Okay
You're gonna wear the clothes
That he gave you as a gift
Yeah
And I'll just say
Hey I know your people
Probably got it
But dude man
I think he ever
I wouldn't bring that up
I didn't have to
Just say hi
That's showing him respect
No just say hi Ray
It's like 85 in Vegas
I'm wearing a coat
Hey man you got this
For me in winter dude
Are you gonna be
Are you gonna be drunk
No
No no no
Beazer's got me
Regulated
Okay
Yeah yeah
He has to be regulated
Or he is.
Oh, yeah.
I'd have regulated my wedding.
Uh-huh.
And regulate, he didn't have a single drink.
And he left early.
But yeah.
To go drink.
Have fun, but don't do anything that you wouldn't do if I weren't there with you.
Right, right.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I always tried to represent the show, obviously.
You were going to secretly record him, Ray.
For the show!
That's representing.
We won't play it.
You can't air somebody's secret recording unless you get permission.
One time I did that with Taylor Swift, and we did air it.
I don't remember that.
Oh, I did say anything.
I did it with Taylor.
But that had to be years ago, like 15 years ago.
Oh, it was a really, really, really long time ago.
And no cameras or phones or anything was allowed.
But I had my flip can that you got me back in date.
Wow.
This is 93 years.
And my purse.
I've mature.
And I turned it on.
And that was when I gave her the painting that I made for her of her.
Another psych.
We're all psychos.
That was awesome.
You took painting classes.
And we had audio of her saying, you're so talented.
Yeah.
Where is that audio now?
I don't know.
Yeah, you need that, Amy.
Because there's no visual to go with it, but...
Thank God.
Okay, look, have fun.
Be good.
And do you guys want the audio of his locked up song?
Nobody's really heard it before?
It already exists.
Okay.
Somebody recorded it from the rhyme and it exists.
And they did new stories on it, like in country now.
Never know what the acoustic does it sound better at that theater.
I think I'm done in this segment, guys.
He really wants to record Sam.
He wants audio.
Record your flight.
The pilot?
Yeah, this record something, yeah, before you get there.
Okay, thank you, Ray.
Hope you have fun.
Yeah!
All right, thank you guys.
Bobby Bone Show.
Bonehead.
Norrie up the day.
This story comes to us from Naples, Florida.
A man was walking home after having a few drinks at the bar, and he's walking by a police station.
He's like, man, I wonder if I can break into some police cars.
Yeah, because everybody thinks that, don't they?
So he climbs over the fence and walking through the police officer's lot,
finds an unlocked car looking through it, and that's when a bunch of cops come walking out.
Okay.
It is attractive looking inside of a cop car, that big screen, and you do want to sit in and see what it is.
But you really got to be an idiot to go, I want to break into cars plural.
Because if there are multiple cars, do you know what that means nearby?
The police station.
Multiple cops.
So they come out.
They come out and he ran off with some items like a $900 bulletproof vest, but they did catch him.
And what's he going to do with that vest?
Practice with his buddy.
Have his friend tested.
See if it works. That's always good. Yeah, good thing they caught them. All right, thank you. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Somebody on the show went viral.
What? Yeah. Yeah. Do you not know about this?
No, I went viral. It was not you. I went viral. No, no idea of it. And viral to me would be over a million at this point. Oh, yeah. Over a million. Somebody on the show went viral.
Was it you? No, I don't think so. What could we?
Was it me? Do you keep track of your stuff? Sometimes. Yeah, so. But was it me? No. It's Mike D.
What happened?
For what?
Why do you have stink face when I say that?
I mean, Mike D.
I hadn't done anything interesting
in about 30 years.
Okay.
Mike D, why did you go viral?
I had an interview on my podcast
with the guys from Super Troopers.
I posted a clip on TikTok.
It has 1.4 million views.
Wow.
Awesome.
Movie Mike's Movie podcast.
Loano, baby.
Did you know it was like
flying through views?
No, I posted it in the morning,
check back later in the afternoon.
It had like a quarter million.
By the next morning,
had a million.
That's crazy.
In a day.
Yeah.
What's the clip?
Yeah.
So, yeah, what are you doing on the clip that actually made people want to see it?
So it's them describing a scene that they did in the movie where they actually chugged maple syrup and the aftermath of that.
So, and people are either A, entertained by that story or B, or both.
It's cool that the Super Troopers are back together.
Yeah, and they're commenting a lot on it.
So there's a lot of people like, oh, I did this too.
I want to try this.
That's pretty cool.
It's awesome.
So what's your TikTok?
At Mike Distro.
At Mike Distro.
And then movie Mike's movie podcast.
what the interview is on. Has it been out yet?
Yeah, it's out.
That's pretty cool, dude. Congratulations.
Yeah, I'm getting a bunch of followers over there now. It's awesome.
How many followers you get?
I got like 3,000 from that.
From that clip?
Yeah.
Dang.
Mike were viral!
That's awesome.
You gotta celebrate Mike.
The only person not smiling is lunchbox.
Like Morgan's smiling, Amy,
Eddie and myself?
Are you in the clip or is it just those people?
I'm asking the question.
He's in the clip.
I'm just asking.
But why are you being a...
No, it's just jealousy.
It's not a healthy jealousy.
It's a jealousy.
It's definitely not.
Mike, congratulations, buddy.
Thank you.
Yeah, you guys go follow at Mike Deistro, D-E-E-E-S-T-R-O.
And you can see that clip.
That's pretty cool.
That's amazing.
And check out Movie Mike's movie podcast.
Okay, that's what's up.
Everybody good?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, me too.
I want you to know.
All right, good.
Nobody asks about me.
I'm over here.
I like to be asked about sometimes.
Tomorrow, Megan Maroney in studio.
She's just such a good songwriter.
She has this song right here.
She's going to perform.
You're going to love her.
All right.
We're going to go. You guys have a great day. See you tomorrow. Bye, ready.
Bobby Bones.
A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying.
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