The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Full Show) Will Lunchbox's Wife Let Him Go To The Super Bowl? + His List Of Demands For The Trip + Bobby & Eddie Recall Singing “Red Solo Cup” With Toby Keith

Episode Date: February 8, 2024

Lunchbox wants to go to Las Vegas for the Super Bowl this weekend because he got asked to cover a few parties there. Bobby said he'd pay for the flight and a listener is willing to let him stay at his house for free, now find out if his wife will let him go! Plus, Lunchbox shares his list of demands of what he'll need on the trip and then gives a final decision if he's going! Then, Bobby and Eddie share memories from their time performing "Red Solo Cup" with Toby Keith!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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He is not going to get away with this. He's going to get what he deserves. We always say that trust your girlfriends. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe, on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, everyone? I'm Ago Vodam. My next guest, it's Will Ferrell. My dad gave me the best advice ever.

He goes, just give it a shot. But if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck.

Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Come on, Bobby. Hey, welcome to Thursday show. Morning studio. Morning. Let's go around the room and check in with everybody. And we'll start with our video producer. He's the oldest on the show.

But when he plays Elder versus Millennial, there's not much he knows. It's Eddie. Guys, why did you tell me to watch American Nightmare? It's crazy, huh? Oh, it's so crazy. And now I can't stop thinking about it. Explain to our listeners what it's about without spoiling it so they know if they want to go watch it. All I can tell you is some buddy goes to the cops and says, my girlfriend's been kidnapped overnight.

This is what happened. And it's a true story. It's a docu-series. Yeah, yeah, true. And you know what's crazy? I think Lunchbox said this. I kind of remember that new story. Yeah, I don't.

But I don't remember any news stories. We do so much news. But Lunchbox has the memory to remember all the weird news stuff. Dude, it's so good and it's a great story. But now it's just taken over my mind. And I can't stop thinking about it for multiple reasons. It's like that. What's that documentary we watched back in the day, Deer Zachary?

Oh, don't watch that one. Don't watch it. I mean, it's so good, though. It's, don't watch Deer Zachary. Do never. Don't stay away. I mean, it's crazy. It's so good, though.

It's done well. But it's don't watch it. That's how I felt with this one. I'm like, why did I? I watch this, but it's so good. I didn't feel that way with this one as bad as I did, Dear Zachary. Oh, yeah. Dear Zachary, do not watch it.

It's really well done there. But don't watch. Which, by the way, Elder versus Millennials coming up later on. Cool. And Lauren wrote that, by the way, that intro. I figured. All right, moving on. He has trouble singing and key, and he still hasn't finished his college degree.

Lunchbox! The Ultima, guys. We all know that it's on its last leg. Some days it starts, someday it doesn't. But if I get a new car, I have to, to find the Ultima a new home. So I called and tried to donate my car.

Just giving it? Just giving it. To a driving school. Because they need cars to teach people to drive, right? Okay. Durable cars, okay. So I called to see if they would want Ultima. Okay.

Hi, thanks for calling a B.Driving school. This is a I was wondering if you guys ever take cars, like if you need cars, like donated for the driving school. You serious? You know, we're always looking for cars. Let's say if you're serious, I mean, we got to do some, you know, alterations on it.

But what are we talking about here? I mean, for me, for our purposes, safety is paramount. So what's the condition of the car? Oh, yeah, it's in good shapes, never been in a wreck. You can check the Carfax. The car is a 2005. Nissan Ultima, it's got 216,000 miles on it. I mean, this baby is reliable to a T.

Here it is. Listen to it. I'll be honest with you. She sounds like a but I think we're probably going to have to pass on that one. Okay. Okay, man. All right. Well, I was trying to do something for the kids, you know. And on behalf of me and the kids, I wish you luck and move in the car. I'll be honest with you, $219,000, I think you said. That might be a little, even for a charitable donation. That might be a danger factor for a lot of people. I know I can't touch it. I'm sorry, man. Good luck to you. All right, man. Thanks a lot. Will you drive your kids in it still? Yeah.

So a charity won't take it because it's too dangerous, but you'll drive your children in it? Yeah. He said, I can't tease the kids in it, man. You tried, man. That's not the honest one. I got other places I'm going to look into. Why don't you just donate it to one of these places that take old beat up cars and use the parts? That way they'll just say it. Well, I don't want them to just rip her apart, man. She can still give, so I have other ideas.

Okay. I'll call them. Thank you, Lunchbox. Our next person wants to do more acting So if you know anyone that does it And hit her up if you know anyone casting All right there you go Amy So I don't know if you wash the outside of fruits and vegetables

Where you're not eating the outside Because it's something we don't think about It's a little PSA Bananas don't wash the outside Oranges don't wash the outside Okay well here's the deal Because sometimes you like peel the orange And then you immediately touch the inside of the orange

And start eating well you've transferred the bacteria from the outside of the orange to the inside. Also touch doorknobs and then touch food too. Well, okay. I'm just saying you can also, maybe your hands aren't involved, you are cutting the outside of an avocado. The minute you slice in from the outside, the knife is touching the outside,

and then voila, it's touching the inside, and the bacteria is transferred. But just a tainty bit. Yeah, not as much. I mean... Well, I started Googling it because I thought, I don't do this, and I did it the other day, and I got obsessed, and I started cleaning the outside of everything.

We'll see how long that lasts. but the CDC did have an article up about how there's gross stuff on the outside of an avocado when they were testing it. So if you're cutting into something. Which is often like an avocado. Rinse the outside. I guess there'd be a lot of chemicals on it if they're shipping it around. And it's just rinse. You're not washing it with soap or anything.

You put it in the dishwasher. And what cycle do you run out? No, you can either rinse it with water multiple times or they make a... Multiple times. Golly. Well, just making sure you get it good. And then they have a fruit and veggie spray that I bought for $3. Oh, my goodness.

You are a sucker. You bought a fruit and veggie spray to spray your fruit and veggie down? Well, it just made the whole process faster because you spray it, let it sit for 30 seconds and then rinse it. I can rinse it in 10 seconds if I'm going to rinse it. But when you're doing a lot. Oh, man, they saw you coming. Really? Yeah, they were like, that's her.

That's her. Invent this product real quick. Okay. The fact that you sit it there for 30 seconds, you can be done eating it already. Rinse 10 seconds, eat it 20 seconds. Boom. Okay, well, it said if you wanted to get it thoroughly cleaned. And there's more than just the chemicals, Bobby.

It's like fecal matter and Listeria. It doesn't bother me, and it makes my breath smell better. No, that's Listerine. Oh, my bad. All right, go ahead, Ray. From Mount Pine, Arkansas. He's got the Jalen Wattle jersey on today, but can he actually play Bobby Bones? So I'm going to address this one time officially on the show.

We cannot put any music on our podcast at all. We have a massive podcast audience. So if you're listening to us now through podcast, we cannot put any clips of music. We can't put it. Even this music playing in my background here. Is this one okay? Yeah, this one, this one's fine. It's instrumental.

I don't know the rules. They always change on us when there's live performance in. We can't put those up, but you can watch it on YouTube. You can watch it on Instagram. But for some reason on the podcast, even if we play a game with music clips, we can't put it on the podcast. So I'm letting everybody listen to the podcast know what everybody listens to the radio now. We do a podcast and you should listen to it except you not get to hear any of the music stuff. Scooby, is this ever going to change or what's happening?

I mean, it's like the Wah-Wa West, the podcast world. I think everyone's trying to figure out what to do. And then obviously on the other side, you have the companies and music rights and publishers trying to get a cash grab. So I think we're trying to figure out what we can do to rectify this. Because to your point, everyone's point, we're using the music not to make money. It's to bring context to a game and all that kind of stuff. Enhance our editorial. Exactly, yes.

So I feel like at some point we'll be able to do a version of that again. But as of right now, we cannot. So my statement here is we talked about this a bit yesterday. You watch the show on YouTube. You can subscribe to our YouTube channel. Go to our Instagram at Bobby Bone Show. See a bunch of clips and segments there. Listen to the podcast.

But if you're noticing bits are missing, segments are missing. That's why. Because we've been put in jail. Podcast jail. We're actually doing it right now. Oh, look who's next to me. Guess who's next to me in jail? Who's that?

Oh, no, you missed it. What? Todd Chris Lee. That's correct. Thank you for being in the one. I was going to do that. I thought you were doing it. like these nuts.

I thought you're doing it. I was like, oh, look at Todd Cressel. In my mind, I was like, I refuse to say who. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, bobbie bones. My boyfriend and I have great chemistry.

He's very charismatic, but he grew up in kind of a backwood's family. He never wore shoes until he started school. And the first time he wore a tux was over Christmas, when he went with me and my family to a formal event. It was a little awkward because he didn't really know anything about how to behave. Now he knows nothing about etiquette. I really love him, but I need him to be able to fit into my social circle. Is it unrealistic to think that I can teach a grown man to be more refined?

Signed, girlfriend of Grizzly Adams. Doesn't know how to behave. Amy, you go first. Okay. I think that, yeah, there's things you can do. I'm not sure how he's behaving. Like, do you not know how to, like, just be in public? public because I don't think that's fair. Well, she just said

he doesn't know how to behave. Well, no, no, he got over the behave. I think now it's just the tux. Yeah, I mean, but I think that's behaving to her. It's like something normal to her is not normal to him. It was like when I started, I worked way to tables at a really nice restaurant. I'd never been to a restaurant as nice as the restaurant that I worked at.

And I had to learn little spoon, bigger spoon, what side it went on, which glad. And I was like, I was like, this is foreign. That stuff's weird anyway. And had I, but again, you're going to a tux event Christmas. Yeah. This family of the girl, they must come from money and not in a bad way, but they must do things

in their family culture that we didn't do. And I assume he's probably a little more country than I was growing up. But even then, I was pretty country. So, yes, you can teach him survival skills with rich folks, but he's never going to fully get it. And you can't hold it against him when he doesn't know it. but you can't think less of them because you probably couldn't skin a deer. And when the world ends, you know what he's going to do?

Freaking skin your deer. That's right. I think this is a good way to put it. Survival skills for my family or my. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's a good way to put it. Sorry, I was taking it more of like behavior like I was picturing him being like. No.

Or like just burping at the table or I don't know what. I wanted more details. But if it's etiquette type stuff like that, I think, yeah, you can learn. Like formal fancy etiquette. You can learn. Yeah. But he's not going to grow up. It's not going to be his life.

language and if you don't really live in something it's hard to learn the language of the natives. Sounds like friends in low places. Blame it all in my roots, I showed up in boots. This sounds like this guy. Like this guy's going into that black tie affair being like, hey man, it's just who I am.

She sounds a little snooty. Her family's a little snooty. I feel like she doesn't want to be snooty though. She's trying hard to not be but she can't help a little bit of it anyway. Yeah, maybe she's the first generation to break out of the mold. She's trying to break out.

So girlfriend of Grizzly Adams, crazy old reference too, by the way. Yeah, I don't know if that is. Grizzly Adams from like the 80s, the TV show, lived in the woods with the bear. Uh-uh. No? No.

Arkansaso Keith used to watch it. I'd see it on all the time. You can help him, and you know what? If you go back to his family, I'm sure he's going to have to help you because it's going to be weird. Yeah.

So just know that you guys can grow together, but you'll both never be fully fluent. He'll never be fully fluent and rich, you'll never be fully fluent country. There you go. That's doable. But stay together. I bet our parents don't like the guy.

Oh, no. For sure. Just because he doesn't come from people that wear tugs is. Who wears a tux unless that's like prom? Or an award show. All right. Thank you. Thank you.

That's it. Close the mail bag. We got your email and we left out to close Bobby's mailback. I wanted to play this clip from a Toby Keith interview. did back in 2014. You know, we spent most of yesterday's show talking about Toby Keith and him unfortunately passing away. But there were a lot of jokes that we had with Toby.

There were a lot of jokes that we had just within us about funny things Toby would say on and off the air. And so I remember once we were talking to Toby Keith about getting into politics. And I was like, would you ever get into politics? And I don't know what I would have said if you asked me if this is on the air or not, because we have referenced it so many times on this show. It's always a funny quote that Eddie and I'll do on the road where just do the quote Eddie before I even play the clip.

Oh, yeah. I make more money in one night and merch than the president does in one year. Yeah, something like that. I haven't even actually heard the clip played back. I think I got it. Who knows if that's even exactly what he said, but that's anytime there's a question like, hey, how much you make? It don't matter.

I made more money and merch one night. I love it. Why would he get into politics when he can? So this is the first clip. This is what he had to say, Toby Keith, about how much money he can make in a night. You ever think about running for office? Hell no.

No? No. I mean liars, man. I can make more than a night and the president makes all year. In a night, you can make over $100,000? You brought it up, not me? He makes more than $100.

I'm just asking, though, in a night, you can make over $100 grand? Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness. Holy crap. You're simple. I am simple. What's the president to make a year?

Like $250? Is that what the salary? for the president? I think it's about that. Is it 250, right? In a night. You can make over $250,000. I've made that much in merch before.

In a night. In a night. Can I touch you? That's funny. And I don't know. Maybe $400,000 now. I'm not sure. That's 10 years ago.

So don't fact check me on that. And it's better that it's combined now. Yeah, we condense that. Yeah. Like I said, we've done it so many times. We don't even know how it really happened. But that's funny. And then he goes, you're simple.

We used to do that one a lot, too. I forgot about that. Don't do that one as much anymore, but you're simple. We should just keep that clip, Santa Vive, him going, you're simple. And then here's a clip of Eddie and I, just, it's small, but we just never played in the audio with it. Toby had asked us to come play a show with them in D.C., so we did, and we go out on stage, and we're singing Red Solo Cup, and long and short of it is afterward. Because we try to, we think you know the words of the song until you have to get up and sing the song with the microphones. Because you sang it your whole life, but then the versions of, you know, let's have.

have a party or proceed to party or there are little nuances that it's okay if you mess up in your car because nobody's judging you but you get on stage and so we did a pretty good job. What Toby said to you afterward? Yeah, yeah, we were walking out of the venue and he was by his bus and he goes, hey, thanks for coming. I'm like, hey, thanks for

having us Toby's like, next time learn the damn words. So this is just a little clip of us singing Red Solo Cup with Toby and DC. That's funny. Wow, wow, wow. Because Eddie had introduced himself Toby knew us and knew the show but he was being funny he goes of the raging idiots

I'm the Mexican yeah we were backstage and I was like hey Toby in case you don't remember I'm the Mexican of the band and he thought that was the funniest thing he's like what did you say you're the Mexican but he never referenced it on stage that it was something that Eddie had said previously he just said where's the Mexican

so it's kind of like an inside joke but for everybody got to hear except I wonder if some people were like the Mexican will you play that again Ray since we did it. Let's get the Mexican to sing this one. That's so funny.

I love that, man. Again, something else that we've just talked about and referenced many times. So, you know, we've talked about Toby Keith for a couple days and lasting impression on country music, lasting impression on us just from personal things like that. I remember looking at the crowd too

and then be like, huh? Yeah. Did he say that? It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So this guy, Travis Hold, he'd always wanted to own a restaurant. And finally, in August of 2019, he purchased Country Bob's Cafe in St. James, Missouri.

Well, you know what happened? You know, probably just eight months later. Pandemic? COVID. So obviously, he struggled during that time, but it's just been a series of what he described as misfortunes that have unfolded since then. And he had posted that, like, hey, we're going to have to do some layoffs. Well, so many people that ate at Country Bob's Cafe saw the post. It was viewed more than 250,000 times.

There was like 1,500 comments of people being like, whoa, whoa, I'm going to come eat there soon. Like, we love your food, love your place. And the line the next day after that post and how many people came to eat at that place to support him and show him love. It just shows the power of community and social media because he said it was the best day ever. They even ran out of food, which obviously he hated that part, but they just weren't. expecting that many people to show up. And this could be a game changer for the restaurant and the employees that he was going to have to lay off. I got a couple thoughts.

What was his name? Travis Holt. Country Bob? Well, he bought it. So maybe it was already existing. Got it. He bought it as my guy. And he should change his name at work to Bob because people are like, where's country Bob?

He's like, well, I'm Travis. That's not as fun. He should put a name tag on, not now because he is who he is. It should have just been Bob at work because that had been cool. Are you country Bob? I sure am, Buckaroo. You bet. Number two, sounds like something I would have liked to have done, like to go, wow, this person needs.

I'm going to go eat some food there, but I would have got there and I would have saw the line and been like, eh, never mind. I just hate lines. Good point. I hate lines. And I, that's very selfish for me. You can keep it on your list to go like he's going to need people to keep going back. Who does, Bob? Yes, Bob.

Exactly. Literally known as Travis. Yes. I don't want to poo on it. You do. Don't. That's your thing. But go ahead.

But I think if you own a restaurant, this. This is the move. You go on TikTok and you say, oh, I'm struggling. Boom, you're busy. No, that's. But he was on Facebook where he said after. Or just go on Facebook. Man,

looks like we're going to close down. Man, we're not getting any customers. You know what you should do? Find like your favorite restaurant in your town or like your neighborhood. It's not struggling, but just like a small one and act like it's yours. And be like we're really sure.

And then see if people just show up like crazy. Like we've really been struggling. Well, maybe find one that really is. How would I know? Yeah. But you can find one that's like a mom and pop or like a local, locally owned.

Okay. Let's just call it. Denny's. Johnny's, no, not Denny's. It's a chain. We're not really doing this, right? Do like Johnny's cheese, right?

It's a place is called Johnny's cheese. And you get on and you're like, hey guys, Johnny's cheese, we're just not going to be able to last much longer. We've really been struggling. I wonder thank you guys for coming over the year. So unless there's like something crazy that happens in the next couple weeks, we're probably not going to be able to stay in business. So if you guys want to come, that would be awesome.

I've seen on TikTok before, or this is turned into something big. If it does, that's great. But if not, thank you guys, post it. And then all of a sudden you drive by, and there's a line out of Johnny's cheese. Look at the good work you've just done. That's funny.

Yeah. Amy's like, that's a lot. No, I'm like, there's people. I don't know what his, is he have a problem with the fact that this guy put it on social? I'm confused. No, he's saying, he said it on TikTok. Yeah, but he's making one up.

Well, I'm saying he could just, restaurants could just make this up and say, oh, I'm struggling and it seems to work. Yeah, but he wasn't making it up. He was going to have to do layoffs, and he wasn't like, really. The Hoogers girl who wore that to my birthday. Right. Exactly.

It wasn't even her birthday. She wore it for four days. And he wasn't asking for like people to just give him money. He asked for prayers. And then also reminding people, hey, support your local businesses. Like, not just his. He encouraged people to go. I have a problem with it.

I'm just saying it would be a fun experiment. There's like a mom and pop. I'm sure they're not making millions of dollars off their little restaurant. Right. And you'd be like, I think we're going to. And then just if people show up, it helps them. As long as it's not lunchbox. It helps.

Also drop eight dollars off at my house. All right, great story. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th.

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There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield. in this new season of The Girlfriends. Oh my God, this is the same man.

A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target.

He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the Girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever. you get your podcast. What's up, everyone? I'm Ego Wadam. My next guest, you know from

Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo. Woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day,

and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place they come. Look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really

sweet. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat, just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot in luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Lauren has one win away.

First game she's ever got in. She could win the entire championship of Elder versus Millennium. Not today. I have a good feeling. She's been dominating. She's up four to one. It's the oldest on our show versus Swifty Lauren, the youngest on our show, answering trivia questions about each other's generations. Eddie's first.

He's a dad of four. He's the Hispanic who don't pan. At games, he is spectacular, and he thinks he's more attractive than The Bachelor. Yeah! It's producer Eddie, ready. Don't miss it because she can steal. I know, I know. Question number one.

What two teams made up fans for the movie Twilight? What two teams they would call themselves Team Blank and Team Blank for the movie Twilight? Two teams? They would call themselves Team Edward or Team World? or team Werewolf? Got it. Is that your answer?

Yeah. That's incorrect. Dang it, ding it. Lauren, still? Well, it's the vampires and the werewolves, right? Team Blank and Team Blank. I don't know the actual names, but I just know there were vampires and werewolves, yeah.

It's going to be incorrect, too. Wow! Yes! Do you know it? I think so. Go ahead. It's just the team. No, it's Edward and Jacob.

That's it, Team Edward, Team Jacob. What? I was so close. I thought you meant like, like, in the... Jacob? Jacob is a werewolf? Question. I don't know.

Yeah, it's the werewolf. Eddie. Yeah, yeah. What actress plays Jessica Day in the TV show New Girl? Zoe de Chanel. Correct. Yes! Yes!

Eddie's siblings Joel and Benji were founding members of what 2000's pop rock band? Good Charlotte. Correct. Two points, Eddie. Come on! I told you. Not today. Not today, Lauren.

Let's introduce Lauren. Eddie's opponent. She's our youngest producer. She's the biggest Taylor Swift fan around. With a victory today, she'll take home the crown.

It's Swifty Lauren. All right, Lauren, these are all about Eddie's generation, okay? Michael Germain and Tito were members of what 70s pop band? Intito. Michael Jermaine and Tito.

What 70s pop band? Why do I feel like I No. Was it the Pet Shop Boys? Incorrect. Eddie? That is the Jackson Five. The Jackson Five.

Michael Jackson, yeah. Lauren, in the 80s game show, Press Your Luck, there was one word. They would yell this over and over because it would reset their score to zero. The contestants would yell, no blank when playing the game. No blank, no blank. Press your luck, 1980s.

No deal? No deal, is incorrect. Eddie. Can I say that? Yeah. No. No, that's how it is. Hey, you don't know it?

The whammy? Yeah. No whammy, no whammy, no whammy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I knew that. Swepti Lauren. The Noid was an advertising character created in the 80s and briefly revived several times for what restaurant. He wore a red skin tight rabbit-eared body suit with a black end inscribed in a white circle on his chest.

The Noid. This might be Eddie's day. Yeah. Red body suit with a... The noid advertising character created in the 80s. I feel like I've definitely seen it. He was wearing a red skin tight rabbit-eared body suit with a black end inscribed in a white circle.

I have no idea. You got this one. Eddie? She's giving up. Is it Domino's pizza? Yeah. Come on. 5-0, Eddie.

Wow. Don't call it come that. Don't call to come back. Did you find that one to be extra hard today? Yeah, that one was very hard. Yeah. The Jackson 5 one, though. That one, yeah.

I feel like I should have known that. Michael Jackson. I was like, oh, wait, that was obvious. Was it because only three names were said? Yeah, I think that's what it was. Instead of the 5? I don't know. Then what about, do you regret not getting Team Jacob, Team Edward?

Yes, I regret that one because I didn't know if it was called that in the books or the movies. I thought that's just what, like, the fans would call. I didn't know what the official names. Hey, why are we talking to her? I have no idea. Why are we talking to her? She's a loser. Why don't you ask me how I feel?

Hey, how was it? It's easy, man. It's shocking that she lost. Yeah, because she's really bright. Yeah, that's true. She's spacing out today. Maybe like blank space. Maybe she's getting so close to Taylor Super Bowl.

Oh. That's all I can focus on. Yeah. Okay. Well, are you doing anything Taylor related for the Super Bowl? I'm just going to a friend's place to watch the game. I'm sure we'll play. Maybe I'll wear my Taylor Swift's.

shirt, maybe play some of her songs. Yeah. And you're really cheered for her. Are you up for the Chiefs? I am now, yeah. I was thinking about it. I was like, I really have, I don't really care about either team to be completely honest, but I want to see my girl down the field all happy with her man after the game, so why not root for the Chiefs? Her new record that comes out is it all about Joe, her ex, do you think? I do think it is about Joe. There's like a lot of

signs pointing towards it. What's it called? The Poets of the society is the what? I keep getting it wrong too. I keep wanting to say like the dead poet's society, like the tortured poets department. When her track lease was released, that was a bit controversial. Yeah. Because I don't think she released it, right? Didn't someone leak it?

I think, yeah, it was leaked. So then she just released it on her own the next day. But pretty much all the titles are pretty obvious that it's going to be about Joe. Yeah, yeah. And then the name of the album is apparently what he called a group chat that he had with two of his friends. I'm sorry, who's Joe. Joe Al won her boyfriend. For six years.

Exactly. You don't even know who he is, but this one. one's all public. He's chosen nobody and Travis Kelsey is. What do you think about people saying suggesting Taylor Swift is a government asset and they've blown her up so much now for a few different reasons and that she is being used for political gains for certain parties? Who says that?

This is an iffy topic. Do you think she's a government asset? She's been big, you know, since she was 16. Like I know right now her fame seems like it's at an all-time high. but it's not like she just came out of nowhere. Like, she's been a household name for 20 years. But doesn't the government always target like Elvis and like the stars? No, but they target them to like kill them.

Oh. The suggestion is Taylor's a government asset to like go to other countries and spy or ship to. What? She's doing a world tour? She is. It's so dumb. It's not real. World tour.

Yeah. It's not true. It's not true. Okay. What about her concerts they say are like Satanic? Have you seen any of that on TikTok? I've seen a few people say that, but they say that about everything. Like, you can find a hidden message in anything if you try hard enough.

I don't find that our concerts are a satanic. I didn't leave there feeling like I just satanic. I felt they're feeling great and all happy. Was there a satanic era? No. I don't think that's part of the era. Not yet. Maybe that's her next one after this one.

All right. Eddie, congratulations. Thank you, man. I forgot to congratulate you. That was awesome. The bid has been Lunchbox wants to go to the Super Bowl, which is Thursday, so Friday, Saturday, three days away.

But it's not even the Super Bowl. He wants to go to all the parties in Las Vegas because he's gotten, like, generic emails that say, you're invited to Gronks Beach Blast. You're invited to Shack's Wingle Dingle or whatever it is, right? Yeah, Shack's Fun Party or Fun House. And you think you would go and have fun at these. Absolutely.

But you would be by yourself. Guess what? There's a lot of people that are going to be. to be by themselves. Celebrities come by themselves, mingle with other celebrities. That's what happens. Actually, I don't think that happens at all.

I think it's the opposite. They come with a lot of people. Oh, really? Yeah. That's okay. Uh-oh. That's all right. I'll get in with a new group.

Get in where I fit in. So the question is, how do we get him there? We have a listener named Nick, and I said on the air, if a listener will at lunchbox stay at their house, it has to be a listener we've never met before.

They call and say, lunchbox can stay with me, and then lunchbox says yes. I would buy his flight. I just said that. It's kind of haphazardly. Just throwing it out there. Then we look at the flights.

And it's like 500 there and 700 back. Because it is Super Bowl Sunday into Las Vegas. Big time. Big thing's going. Big thing's popping. So then Scuba says, what if everybody gives some points and we send lunchbox

and that wasn't met warmly where Eddie's like, I'm not doing that? No. I use my points every summer. Okay. Fair. And I did say I would pay for it. So I went and looked. in my Southwest account.

I have 190,000 points. Oh, you're good. Now, he only needs about 78,000 to go. Okay. It's not bad. I would give you the 78,000 points. Okay. Yeah.

He said I would give you. No, I will. Oh, man. But there's always this breaking point where lunchbox has to, is he playing chicken with us to see if we'll actually pay for it and send him?

Because he's like, I want to do it. And then if we go, okay, we're going to do it, then does he go like, never mind? Like as if you asked your wife if you can leave. And are you sure you can get into the parties? That I don't know. Oh, also, Guy Fieri's having a party too. I forgot about that.

What do you don't know? I thought you got invited through email. No, I'm saying. It said I had to fill out the credential request. When was it Dubai? No, it's good. Okay. Look, I'm filling out right now.

He's doing it right now. Bobby Bones show. That's my outlet, right? Oh, I thought he was saying it was you. Yeah, I would probably, I mean, how do we spice it up? Because they may be like, what is that? National syndicated. I would say...

Am I a outlet type? Photo, video, or print? Reporter only. I would say video. And photo. Yeah. It only gives me one option. Okay, I'll do video then.

Video. Email. You have one. Yes. It's not on your phone. Yeah. Do I give them my hot mail or do I give them my work? I'd give them your work.

Okay. It's hot mail. sexy 494 Amy Don't give it What's next? Okay

My phone number You have my phone number What is that? 210 Yeah It's the only number I memorized Please let us know

What agency Or brand invited you Oh that's a good question That's a great question You can't You can't You? Check who sent you the email

What agency Now look at the email Would your wife let you go I don't see my Oh, no. You would need to ask her because I'm willing to pay 80,000 points for you to go. All right. What is this?

Go down and go all the way down. But you do have three kids and it's... And we can get you back for the actual game at home. You'd say this one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. RMG or medium rare or authentic. What's the question? What agency sent you?

Oh, RMG. Here it is because it says... What's that mean RMG? I don't know. That's an agency that sent him the email. Well, they're going to check all. Oh, it did send an email. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Next. Oh, man, there's next. Okay. Oh, boy, there's a lot of questions. Okay. So, Shack's Funn House is Friday. Gronk Beach is Saturday.

Sports Illustrated, the party is Saturday. And Guy Fierreys is Sunday for the tailgate. Which one are you interested in attending? All of them. Hello. Well, you won't be able to go to Guy Fierreys. Yeah, I can. I thought you wanted to get back for the game.

Here. I thought it would come back Monday. You know. Because what if I meet someone here and they invite me to the game? Good point. That is a valid point. You're talking to someone. They're like, I got an extra ticket.

Can you see, Mike, what the points are on Monday to get him out Monday? Would you like a spot on the red carpet? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. You don't get to walk it. You're going to interview people.

That's fine. Okay, cool. If you are requesting a spot on the red carpet, please confirm the number of people on your crew, too. Wait. Nick. Nick will hold the camera. Do you want Nick to, but I don't know if Nick can go with you. We have to call him later.

and you have to call your wife. Who cares about it? He can go. Now Nick's working. Nick's in the Air Force. We can't just... Whatever Nick's got going on? Okay, go ahead. Or should I just put one?

It's more likely I'll get in with just one. It's better to put two and then show up with one than to put one and show up with two. Okay. All right. Would you like additional access to attend the entire party? Yes. Wait, yes.

Yeah, all of them. Yes. Yes. Yes. Coverage plans for Shaq's Funhouse. Please provide a brief description. Good grief, guys. I'm just coming to shoot some content.

Well, don't say that. Just be like, I'm coming to party. Please provide a brief description of your intended coverage and or desired needs. I would say access to shack and the fun house. And then I would say you need, you're going to put it on a national radio show with. Fun house. Okay, you can write all this down later. We will.

I can't, I can't, I can't set for this. We're putting this. Guys, I'm trying to figure out if RMG is like a national radio show. With over 6 million daily listeners. Oh, that's huge. And a podcast. Over 6 million daily. Look at how fast I am, though, at this listeners.

Not bad with your index fingers. How many podcasts? And I would say over 10 million on social media. Okay. Oh, rural media group. Nothing defines him more. Boom. If the internet's correct.

Okay. I'm just going to copy all this so I can. just plan it. Okay, go ahead. Edit. What's another question? Copy. What are your coverage plans for Gronk Beach?

Same. Paste. Paste. But instead of Shack, no, don't write paste. I'm going to put Gronk. To Gronk. Yeah, instead of Shack put Gronk in there. And Gronk Beach.

Yeah. Access to Gronk in the Gronk Beach. Yeah. Gronk Beach. And other celebs. Boom. Pace, Sports Illustrated. Same thing.

Yeah, but take Shaq out of that one. Access to Babes. Yeah. Yeah, swimsuit babes. Don't do that. Don't do that. He was typing. So if you're just turning us on now,

lunchbox wants to go to the Super Bowl, I feel like I can get him there, I can pay for it. Alyssa's going to let him stay at his house. Oh, and I can say me and Guy Fieri go way back. There we go. And I can send him a video. Don't do that because then they won't let you go

because he got mad at you. Based on a personal relationship with Guy Fierry. And then they're going to be like, well, then why are you coming through this? Refer to him as your old friend. All right. I'd love to see my old friend. To reconnect with my old friend

Guy Fierry. Man, this is riveting, dude. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm just, I want the questions more than have happened to fill out all the answers right now. This is asked me what I would like at Flavortown Tailgate. And I said, would love to reconnect with my old friend Guy Fierry. Spend time eating some wonderful food. And sharing about, and sharing. the...

And sharing my experiences with the masses. With millions of listeners and viewers. Experiences. With millions. Did you misspell experiences? No, I didn't because there's no red line under it. Thank you. With millions of listeners and viewers.

Yep. Go ahead. Peace. Is that all? Submit. Here we go. Let's go, baby. Done.

Boom. Quest in. We're going to the Super Bowl! Wait, when are you going to hear back? Yeah, they need to approve it. Oh, probably in a minute. So if we get... Right?

I mean, probably about five minutes. Probably don't take them long. Well, it's early in the morning and it's like, if they're in Vegas or L.A., it's two hours back. Dude, these people don't sleep Super Bowl week. Have you guys ever been like I Heart Radio Festival? The people working behind the scenes, they don't sleep.

Yeah. So these people are working the Super Bowl, they're not sleeping. They're probably print my credential as we speak. Would you really go? Yeah. Have you checked with your wife? No.

You want me to call her? Yes. I'll probably have to ask her. Yeah, you should. There's probably more of a sit-down talk. I would have to do. I thought you just tell her what you want to do. You'd have to call her though, because we have to figure it out today.

Okay, I'll call her. Okay. So we're waiting for gronk and shack and guy to get back to us. Yeah. Dude, imagine if I become boys as gronk. Right. And then we're waiting for your wife to give you the okay. Yeah.

Wait, you know what? And then with all yes is I will buy your flight. And then Nick will let you stay with him or listener we've never met. And you know what we got to get, we gotta get a new drip. What does that mean? He wants new clothes.

Yep. I'm not committing to new clothes. I got to be dressed up for the party. You have plenty of clothes. Your wife buys your clothes all the time that you only wear once a year. Right. The ones you button up all the way to the top. Yeah.

Now the button up the top has been kind of out lately. According to Ryan. Button it a little bit. Okay. Wear your bracelets. Oh, do your bracelets. Oh, do your bracelets. Your rings too.

Maybe Ryan can meet me out there. Your bracelets. Okay. We're going to play a song. We'll come back. We'll check in on lunchbox. later and see how everything's falling into a place. Oh, oh, oh, got an email.

Ah, from inside radio. Nope. No. Okay. That was just a random email. Wasn't even from, yeah. Okay. Here's a voicemail from D in South Georgia. I was curious about lunchbox's car situation.

I know that he was having car troubles and his old jalopy was having a breakdown. But we never heard did he get a new car? and she's still on his bike or his little moped? What's he doing? Let us know. Let us know. Oh, yeah, I'm still looking for a car.

Car still, I mean, somehow it still works every once in a while. You drive it today? Yeah, drove it today. Wow. Well, you're squeezing every bit of juice out of that thing. I mean, the check engine light. Like that toothpaste roll, he has got it all the way into that tight circle rolled up and he's getting the very bottom.

Yeah, I mean, the check engine light is still on, like it when I start it, but it runs. You don't worry about it dying in the middle like a highway or somewhere busy where then you're just stuck. I mean, I've thought about it. But you don't worry about it? It doesn't stress me out if you're asking. Over under him getting a car by my birthday, April 2nd. Over.

You think it'll be after that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'll squeeze more out of it. Yeah, because now you can start riding his bike again because the weather's getting good. It kind of gives him all another six months. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Right, some parents are mad after alcohol-free prececo was served at a 13-year-old's birthday. party. Interesting. What if they would have just not said

alcohol-free perseco that it said like a tart punch? Right, but it wasn't. It was no secco. That's a weird name. That is interesting. Yeah, that does sound dirty. That's interesting because I could see where people would get upset.

But also there's no alcohol. And if you don't say it's whatever Prosecco is, I don't even know what that is or what it tastes like. The kids would know. Yeah, well, the kids did know. So one mom picked up their daughter. It was like 9.30 at night. It was a Saturday. They get in the car.

She was slurring. Oh. No, it was no sloering. There's no alcohol. Never know. But she said, oh, yeah, the mom served us no secco. And then that's an alcohol free for secco. So one mom.

That mom is the one who served it, a dumb dumb. That's crazy. The deal is, too, the reason why the mom put it online was because her dad was an alcoholic. And so she's sensitive to this sort of stuff. and she didn't know if she was being, you know, taking it overboard because of her history and her past. And most people online were like, no, this is valid. It's weird.

She didn't serve them actual Prosecco. No, you just shouldn't do that. But it's a weird you shouldn't do it because there's nothing really wrong about it, right? Yeah. I mean, it's gross. Like the kids were like, this isn't even really taste that good. So my solution would be we serve sparkling grape juice. Like my kids love that.

It's like if we're all having. Or like church. Instead of wine, they'll do grape juice. Sure, yeah. But if they're wanting like a little toast or something, I think that's fine. You do the grape juice. I'm going to try it. I'm going to have some of my kids' friends over and give them some non-acolic beer.

No. Do no alcohol white claws. It'll look more fun. We have a barbecue. Everyone's got it. But again, if there's no alcohol in it, the reason it's adult is because of the alcohol. Other than that, it just tastes nasty. It's the brain.

Ray, are you drinking White Claw in the studio? Yeah, I got it right here. Like right now? Look at that, baby. But it's White Claw, but it's non-alcoholic? Yeah, it says 0% alcohol. It tastes just like it, though. It tastes like alcohol?

Yeah. So do you feel like maybe you get a little like, because your body's so used to having alcohol, you get a little placebo high? I was telling you. You get high from drinking white alcohol? Well, not high. Buzz?

That's the word you're looking for. I'm sorry. I think there's 0.0001% alcohol and it still to have that taste. Okay, but kombucha I would have more than that. Isn't it a problem to kind of have the taste of alcohol while you're working, though? I don't. Again, fine line here. Fine line that Ray wants to drink White Claw while he works.

A little weird. We're fin to find out. How long have you been drinking White Claw while you work? This week, it's been great. White Claw while you work. Okay. Because I got to be the guy, the leader here. It doesn't bother me that Ray drinks 0% alcohol, white Claw.

Just like I feel like It's not a big deal These kids drank to zero percent It's just not a good idea Yeah, no, the mom can do that with her own child But when you've got other kids at your house for a party Just don't do that Yeah, okay

Okay If a coin flip offered you $1 billion Or incurable hiccups for life Would you do it because not flipping the coin You get the billion dollars But you also get the hiccups. What? So what would you do?

That's a terrible. question. Why? If you don't flip the coin, you get them both. Right. If you do flip the coin, there's a chance to get one or the other. Yeah. So you flip the coin. You gotta flip it. You have. No, but there's a chance that you only end up with just hiccups. Right. Okay. But you

you may have a billion dollars. It's incurable, by the way, but you're going to be hiccuping for the rest of your life. But I don't think that me hiccuping is going to ruin my life. Every second. If I have a billion dollars. But you think... Oh. When I have my jet and I have the hiccups, jet, jet open like greater than hiccups. So I'm going to win their little net gain every time.

That's a good point. Like is Caitlin going to be attracted? She will because I have a billion dollars. Yeah, she'll like that. Yeah. She doesn't care. They're going to be like, have you met that billion there? I'd be attracted to a dude for a million dollars.

That's awesome. You know what I mean? So I would just say I would not flip it and take the billion and the hiccups. Wow. Rather than go 50-50 on just having the hiccups forever and nothing. Okay. These are fun questions, by the way, to do with your kids. on the dinner table too.

We did a fist fight over this? We did this fight over this. We did this one. We did these sort of questions the other night and it was really interesting to hear some of the stuff my kids would say and then they started coming up with their own and just good dinner table talk. Yeah. My sons was

would you rather have to walk on Oh, did you what you rather's now? Well yeah. I mean sort of the similar thing. The what lunchbox is famous? Pea out your nose and poop out your ears. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. My sons was would you rather walk on your hands? Like anytime you were walking, but anytime you ran, you were as fast as you same bolt.

Like if you, I don't, this is sad. Or what? I would have to just be normal and not do either one of those. No, no, no. If you don't do either, you die. If you don't do either, you get the hiccups for life. But this is why it's fun to see what your kids come up with. All right.

Well, do you carry a wallet? In my bag. Oh, my gosh. So embarrassing. Well, Gen Z says just even having a wallet makes you old. Well, I don't keep it in my pocket, though. It's in my bag. It doesn't matter.

The fact that you have one, I mean, I have one. But that's now old. Like, you know, sometimes we talk about butterscotch candies. We're like, oh, I'm supposed to keep my condo. Yeah. Stop. I'm kidding. Stop.

That was always the dumbest thing for people to do. Because they would, like, be in there forever and get holes in them and stuff. But wallets are how we're aging ourselves because. That's not true. Everything's like, or millennial, whatever they are. They're like, well, do you wear a seatbelt? Well, that means you're old. No, it doesn't.

More ones? All right, is that it? I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Three-year-old Ethan's with his parents at the grocery store, and he sees it.

It's a hello kitty claw machine. And it's just like calling him, Ethan, Ethan, Ethan. He's like, Mom, Dad. And so they give him some quarters to go over and play. And they turn their back. And when they turn back around, Ethan's won the doll. No, he didn't. So he climbed in the machine.

He went through the little slot up into the Hello Kitty machine and he was stuck. Wow. And he's just sitting there playing with the dolls. He's got the dolls. He's got the doll. All of them. He's got to anyone. Want that one?

Want that one? They're playing and have a little game. And how are we going to get them out? They got to call the fire department. Oh, they couldn't just open it like a back larger slot? Like how they put the toys in there? Yeah, with a key. Well, maybe the grocery store didn't have the key.

it's like maybe somebody else owns it. So they call him. They'll call him. They'll call police. 911. I don't know what they called 911 or 311, whatever. They show up. And they're like, man, how are we going to do this?

And after about 15 minutes of him playing in there, they're like, we got to get him out. They're like, hey, Ethan, look the other way. Yeah. Smash the glass and got Ethan out. That's awesome. No, I don't like that to smash the glass. Why not? I thought Ethan was going to be like, okay, and you crawl out.

Oh. No, but that's cool. It is cool. They smash the glass, dude. Remember that time lunchbox called the clawed machine and was like, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. That was funny. But you have the voice of an adult man.

How did you get stuck? All right. Thank you. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying.

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And dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit.

If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. 90 seconds on the clock.

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The Morning Corny. What do you call sweets that can keep a beat? Drum. Drum sticks. That's not it, though. That's not? I don't think so. I think you're going to yell DS. Fixie sticks.

I say it again, Amy? Roll those. What do you call sweets that can keep a beat? Sweet beats. Beatbox. Beat box. Sweet box. Beat box.

Drum machine. Suites. that can keep a beat. Okay, sweets. Cookies. Candy, brownies, candy. Candy jams. Candy jams. That's it.

Candy rapper? What did the puzzle say to his date on Valentine's Day? Let's twist. Put me together. You're my missing piece. You're... Put that in my hole. What?

Like that piece. We belong together. We belong together. Yep. All of those work. So I guess I can give it. No, it has to be what's on the page. You know the rule.

What is the truth? It's got to be... Say again? What did the puzzle say to his date on Valentine's Day? You're my jig to my saw. That's cute. About it though? Be mine.

Puzzle? Be puzzle pieces. Don't break more heart to pieces. Let's fall to pieces. I fall to pieces when I'm around you. I fall to pieces when I'm around you because you're so awesome and it's cute. You're my missing piece. You're my missing piece.

I feel like that works. You're the perfect piece You're the missing piece I'm gonna give that to y'all It's you complete me No we didn't get that You can't give it You're my missing piece

We didn't get that We definitely didn't get that Yeah you did We didn't get that Then I change it No no you can't change it How's it? That's terrible

Your joke wasn't terrible That wasn't terrible That wasn't terrible we didn't get it You can't give it to us What was the answer? We don't want charity You complete me You complete me

It's stupid But we don't want charity I mean, go ahead, Eddie. Clear eyes, full hearts. Can't lose. Happy Valentine's Day next week. Oh, boy. Next week, right?

Is it? I don't know. Yeah, next. It's next Wednesday. Oh, correct. I got to get my movie tickets. I know that places love when Valentine's Day is on a Tuesday or Wednesday because it really, they make a bunch of money on days they don't normally make money. Oh, my right.

It's good for local economies. Lots of prop bets, meaning these are the fun little bets. You can do coin toss. you can do, there's one, the first touchdown, will the jersey be over or under the number 20? So it's a lot of goofy stuff you can't do during every game, but it's super fun because more people watch Super Bowl. I have a lot of Taylor Swift ones here.

Will Taylor Swift be shown on TV holding or eating a hot dog? If you bet yes, and she is eating a hot dog on TV, you win 12 times the money, you bet. That's awesome. That's not bad. Like, why not bet that? And then if you're in the suite with her, give her a hot dog. Hey, will you hold this real quick?

But then you got to have the TV come to her. That's true. That's true. You just keep handing her hot dogs. Yeah, take another bite. Whenever she's on camera, to start throwing her. Well, Travis Kelsey proposed to her after or at the game. No.

So six to one if you bet yes. Wow, six to one. So you get six times the money. It's kind of low. That's lower than the hot dog. Yeah, that's crazy. Over under 5.5 times that Taylor will be shown on camera during the game. I'll bet that right now, over.

Under. Because there's been so much talk about it, I feel like they are trying to purposely not show her. And what's a point? Like if it's a half a time, what's that? No, no. No. No.

So the half means. It's a good question. There'll be no tie. Right. So if it's five, it has to, what was it, five and a half? So if it's five, it means no. If it's six, it means yes. Okay.

Or if it was just five and it was five, it would be a time. Gotcha. You were thinking it was like half a second? Yeah, I was like, I don't know how to. You only see half of her body. They show Jake Gyllenhaal, but just her, like, half of her eyes sitting next to it. Okay. Will Taylor Swift be shown during the halftime show?

Yeah. Usher. They'll probably be dancing. Yes. 100%. So yes is it plus 200. Oh, I'll bet that one too. Meaning if you bet $100 you went to.

Oh, during the halftime show. Yeah, man. Because she's not doing it. Right. So yes is the underdog. Because they are going to keep it on Usher. But they may show her, because they show the crowd dancing, don't they? Not really.

If she's dancing, if she's not like somewhere else, not in. Sweet. She may go. And is she going to be in a suite? Oh, she'll be in a suite for sure. Because I saw Donna Kelsey, the Kelsey's mom saying, sweets are going between $800,000 to a million, and so she thinks she'll be in the regular stands. And that's fine for Donna Kelsey, but talking about Taylor Swift.

Yeah, she'll pay that. No problem. That's why I get the suite and then have Donna Kelsey come to her suite. Exactly. That's a good point. Yeah. Okay, well, Taylor Swift appear in a Super Bowl commercial. Yeah.

Five to one. But you already know that. Don't they already know the, like, I feel like. Most? They release early, but that doesn't mean they share them all. But people think she's not, but you'll make a bunch of five to one if you do. Well, what if her and Travis have a Super Bowl commercial? Oh.

Taylor Swift and Travis announced their pregnancy at or within 24 hours of the Super Bowl. Big odds on this one. That was 100 to 1? Yeah, it's basically, yeah. That's ridiculous. 85 to 1. I mean, you put a dollar on that. You're just wasting a lot of dollars

Eddie likes to do just in case it's $500. Eddie likes to do just in case it's 500 times and be like, we're $500 dollars ago. Okay. Will Taylor Swift turn down Travis Kelsey's marriage proposal if he proposes? No. Hey, he gets on one issue.

She's like, get up, get up. Stop, stop, that's all you're done right now. You're embarrassing to me. Which half will Taylor be shown more during the Super Bowl? First or second? First. The favorite where they think she'll be shown the most is the second. Second.

Because if the game's close. Right. Getting down at the end, they're going to win. Nail biters, they want to get that shot of her biting her nails. Yeah. And if they win, they want to show her celebrating. Right. Which happens first.

Either one of the team scores a touchdown or Taylor is shown on TV. Taylor on TV. Touchdown. You think, no, because they'll show her as soon as the game starts. That's pretty close. The odds are pretty close on this one. I would probably bet with Taylor's shown once briefly. Oh, yeah.

If they're getting near the end zone, they're going to show her. I picture them being like, oh, we're at the Super Bowl, and everyone's here. Look, even Taylor's here. Like, immediately. She made it from Japan. Right.

That's a good point. Yeah, because that's the big. Kelsey catches it, gets tackled on the two-yard line. They show her jumping up and down in excitement. Oh, that's true. Will Taylor Swift be shown wearing a foam finger? No.

No. She wouldn't do that. Bet 10 to 1 if she is. Hot dog's still a bigger bet. Wow. A phone finger. She's just one of us, you know? She is.

I've made a couple of these prop bets. No Taylor ones yet. Which ones did you bet? It's fun. You do the Jersey one? I bet the Jersey one on over 20. I think it's smart. But, and then I've done a couple other ones

like how many times will I pee it in the first quarter? With my wife, we make bets. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we make bets, though. You hold it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll find out if Lunchbox is going to go to Vegas coming up later on to.

Lunchbox asked us to send him to Las Vegas. He said the show should send me to Vegas because it's the Super Bowl, it's a big culture event, and it'd be great for me to report back. We don't normally do that. We don't normally send out roving reporters. Mostly he just wanted to go to the Super Bowl. And we can't get him tickets because tickets are like $10,000 each.

Yeah. But he thinks he'll make some sort of friend there that'll get him in the game. Boom. Exactly. I love the optimism. However, there was no chance this company was going to pay for him to go. So it was up to me to figure out a way to get him there. And a listener called, because I said, if Lunchbox finds a listener that we don't know,

that says you can stay at my house. That's pretty fun. That makes it worth it. That's fun. And so a listener called in earlier. Here you go. What's up, Nick? Hey, lunchbox.

Do you want to come stay at my house to feed in? Oh, man. He sounds, oh, man. He sounds like that. He sounds like that. It sounds weird when you're saying like that. How many, do you have a spare bedroom or would y'all be sharing a room? I can share a room with lunchbox.

I was a spare bedroom. Amen. It's my wife and I. We live here. We have a dog. Oh, my. We're totally normal. And anybody that says they're totally normal.

Obviously. So we're back live right now. That was a clip from earlier this morning. So we got the place. So the tickets were insane. To fly Southwest, we're just insane. And that's the best to fly because they're always the cheapest.

And so I got on and like the lowest fare was like 590 one way and like 600 back. Well, I did log into my account and I have enough miles to get him a ticket there and back. Let's go. And then he has these parties. He has Gronks rendezvous, Shaq's rendezvous. Yeah, pool party or something. Guy Fieri and Sports Illustrated. Yeah.

Wow, so many. Now, have you heard back from any of them? I have. Wow. Have they said, okay, you're cool to come? Grong party said, thank you for showing interest. We'd love to have you come cover our event.

Whoa. Wait, no butt? No. You're in. The way he read that, I just waiting for the butt. We don't have room for you. Thank you for showing interest. We'd love you to cover our event.

Boom. But they're saying cover, but you want to like go experience. But yeah, but cover, experience. Same thing. Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Sports Illustrated. Yeah. Thanks for showing interest.

But right now we are at capacity. Dang. Oh, no, that's the one you really wanted. Guy Fieri. But hold on, it's not the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. Oh, that's what he thinks it is. Right, it's not. There may be people there, but that's not what it is.

I'd be like Grunk Beach Party Party is going to be. It's like sports. Oh, okay. And that company, the magazine, they're stopping making the magazine anyway. Yeah, but you think it, Gronk at the pool? Yeah, that'd be cool.

You're going to go there. That's going to be a banger. Okay, go ahead. Guy Fieri. We really appreciate. Oh, no, the tone. We really appreciate you reaching out about covering this event.

Unfortunately, we are not able to honor your request at this time. We'll let you know if anything changes. That's the one where he was like, I want to meet up with my boy. Buddy. They probably went to him and said, hey, you know your old buddy?

And he's like, I remember that dude. No way. No way. So you got two. Two out of four. Jack and Grong. Yeah. And here's the thing.

If I'm at one party, don't they kind of just... Absolutely. I'm sure you could get into the other. They kind of just blend in together. You make friends with someone who has passes. And there are going to be people who don't show up. Yeah.

And they may hit me on my cell and be like, hey, you know, Tom Brady didn't show up. You can come instead. Something like that. Do you get to mingle as if you're a regular party goer? Do you have to wear some vest? that says press. They didn't say that.

I think he feels like it doesn't matter what he has to wear. He's going to get in regardless because he's him. So if he has to cover an interview and that's it, he can be cool enough

for somebody to invite him in to the same way he thinks he's going to get a Super Bowl ticket. Yeah. In my interview, they'll be like, dude, you seem like a lot of fun. Why do you come hang out

with me in the party? Quit interviewing people and get the party. They'll be like, let me interview you at the party. And then we'll go to the party and they'll be like, dude, you are so much fun to party with. You want to party at the Super Bowl?

And I'll be like, yeah, I actually do. Okay. Because I don't have a ticket. Okay, so all this is down. So we have two parties. I'll cover the flight. Although we have to book it super quick. It's going to be gone.

We have a listener who's going to let him stay at the house. The only thing that we didn't have clearance on was Lunchbox's wife. That's kind of a big one. It's a big one because that's like leaving tomorrow right after the show. Three kids. Yes. Yeah. That being said, he texted her.

And you haven't heard her voice memo back. No, I just said, hey, can you send me a little memo? We need this for, Bobby wants to know if I can go. and I need you to tell him it's okay. So that's what the text said. Yeah. I said Super Bowl, you know, three kids. Just want to make sure you're good with it.

She knows all that. We have three kids. Last minute. I work on the radio and stuff. Wait, you said to her, I need you to tell him it's okay. No, I just said that way he knows it's okay. Well, you read the exact text you said. Or have Eddie read it so you don't make anything off.

Good idea. I'm called up right now. Let's see it lunch. I said. And if she says yes, well, both. it right now. I said, hey, we're talking about this Super Bowl trip and everything is lining up. Got a place to stay. Got a flight. Working on getting into the parties. Now I'm just letting you know, is it cool if I go? That's it. Eddie's what he said? That's pretty much what he said.

Are we ready to hear her voice memo back that we have not heard? Everybody good? Yeah. And play. I saw your text about going to the Super Bowl this weekend. It sounds cool. I think. Sounds like it could be something that's really fun, but it's kind of weird that you have to stay with a listener, like a stranger. I guess if you're not weirded out by that or you, I don't know,

you feel safe doing it. I guess you could go, I think. I guess, yeah. Sure. Have fun. Wow, are you going to go? Boom.

Are you in? That's a yes. That's a yes. I can't believe it. We're actually there. Wow. So now we just have to do clothes shopping. No, you're good.

I'm not paid for your clothes. No, no. You have the clothes. Remember that you bought up. Okay, hold on. Everybody's standby. Alberta and New York is on right now. Alberta, thank you for calling the show.

What's going on? Yes, she fell off. Oh, no. What she said was they were taking bets. They wanted to make a bet that lunchbox was going to come up with an excuse not to go. What do you mean an excuse not to go? I'm in. I just told you.

Are you in with any sort of you have to do this? Yeah, I have to go to the parties? No, no, no. We have to do anything else for you. you. Yes. What? I need clothes. We're not. No, no, listen. You were already going to pay for the flight, right? No, I was never going to pay for it. I was going to use points.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. So that money was already designated for like, hey, I'm going to pay for the flight, and then you got creative and used your miles. So that cash... But I wasn't ever going to pay for the whole flight. The cash that you were going to use for the flight goes towards clothes. I need new drip. I can't be showing up. I can't

let me, let me, let me just stop everything for a second. I'm going to play a song. I need a, I need a compose myself because I knew there would be something else. I mean, but if the clothes are a no, he's still going to go, right? I don't know. It's just clothes. Well, he needs a new drip. Okay.

I want to go over to the phones and talk to Jim, who is in Wichita, Kansas, who's calling us, because lunchbox has now been provided a trip to Las Vegas for the Super Bowl. Flights, a place to stay. He's been allowed into the gronk party and the shack party, yet he's made a new demand of he needs clothes. Jim, what would you like to say to lunchbox? Hey lunch box man You got clothes You don't need that

Just go as you go and have fun You don't nobody gets this experience No I feel like If I show up in my older clothes We're gonna look like a joke And I don't want to represent the Bobby Bone show Looking like a joke I want us to look like we're serious

But what are you gonna wear Because it's an outdoor beach party It's just shorts and a t-shirt I mean I gotta get a new swimsuit Got to get some new sunglasses I mean, you've got to have sunglasses. Now you want sunglasses. Well, that's part of the outfit.

What about the dress? Bobby's jersey. Bobby, can you lend them a jersey? I have a bunch of sign ones. Here we go. This O'Do Beckham Jr. When you can wear? It's the Super Bowl, dude.

Get cooler than that. I mean, I could wear a jersey. But what about, I mean, I'm talking about the part of the shack party? That's a dress up. Like, you got to look fancy. Okay, you have fancy clothes. I don't have that out of fancy. You have bracelets.

I don't have that. And I mean, and you got to think, when you buy clothes in Vegas, it's a lot more expensive. Plus, haircut and shave. Like in Vegas, you do that? You're at least looking at $200. Jim, what are your thoughts on this? Lunchbox, you're killing us. I know.

No, no. We finally make it happen. These guys aren't taking it serious. They think it's a big joke. I'm going to give you 80,000 flight points. Oh, flight points. Yay. No, no, no.

That buys flights. That buys flights. They'll buy me a flight somewhere. Yeah. That's money. Wait, what do you have on your computer? Jim, thank you for calling. We appreciate it.

We're going to do the news, but we'll check back with him in a few seconds. Okay. All right. All right. Bons, he's looking at cars now to rent or something. Well, we've got to do the news heading. Don't talk about what's on my computer. You worry about what's on your computer.

Why would you need a rental call? Wait, we'll talk about it. I don't want to interrupt the news. Okay, let's do it. Thank you for not wanting to interrupt something for the first time ever in the history of the show. Okay, let's go to the news. Bobby's B. Stories.

A Florida man racks up over $31,000 in charges on a company card to purchase, scratch-off lottery tickets. Why? Like, what are they thinking? I thought you couldn't buy a lottery. This is why lunchbox doesn't get a company card, by the way, here. I didn't know you could put it on a credit card. I always thought you had to pay cash. A Clearwater, Florida man was arrested after he was caught using a company credit card

to purchase over $31,000 worth of scratch-off lottery tickets. Warren Alexander Johnson 47 has been charged with conducting a scheme to defraud between 20 and 50 grand. He's a truck driver for all phase paving. And they discovered one of the credit cards had several thousand dollars worth of fraudulent charges on it. The owner of the company went through the credit card statements and noticed his car. was used $31,693 between different convenience stores. Oh.

And so he admitted. But yeah, the same thing. I guess in some states you can. In some states you can't. I guess. I've never heard of that. That's from Fox News. Dang, dude.

I wonder if he ever won anything. 23 states allow lottery tickets to be purchased with a credit card. Oh, wow, wow. That seems like a bad news. Would be awesome. Bad idea. That idea.

Courtney Love has been offered $50,000 to take a lie detector test over Kurt Cobain's death. Courtney Love's been offered 50 grand to take this light. detector test. The big money deals been put on the table to get to the bottom of the Nirvana Rocker's death. Courtney's

been asked to take a film test to clear her name, approve she was not involved with his death. That's from the mirror. That would be a terrible idea for her. What? It'd be a terrible idea. What? Who's asking for that? This author, Ian Halperin, who has been part of covering it and... I guess I don't know.

I thought he... The accusation? I thought he took his own word. So the autopsy was leaked. What? I thought he took his own word. He did. That's the story. He kill himself. But there's a lot of conspiracy theories about it. His autopsy was released like two weeks ago, like a leak, Kurt Cobain's. And so he said, I just wanted to finally clear it up and get to the truth. A polygraph would be a step to erase the doubt forever.

She has always denied any suggestions of being involved. Halperin claims he has a convincing argument Cobain did not kill himself. In his new book, Case Closed, The Cobain Murder, The Killing and Cover Up a Kurt Cobain. He has probed into the musician's suicide since the mid-90s. He claims he has evidence Kurt was murdered, but doesn't accuse him. anyone including his widow, Courtney. It would be a terrible idea for $50,000 because she's going to do it. And the best case scenario is she gets $50,000.

It doesn't like change her life that much. And that's best, best. Worst is she didn't kill them and it shows up that she could be lying or an inconclusive or because anything that's not straight up. She's telling only the truth. It's going to be looked at as something's even fissier. It's just too much risk, not enough reward. And those things aren't really 100% accurate, right? Yeah, that's what we hear.

I never know. Yeah, you can't put them in court. Didn't you guys do one? Long time ago, but the guy, it was like our finger thing. But lunchboxes was accurate. We didn't strap. We didn't strap. We didn't strap.

They do like the FBI ones are different than what we've done. What did you guys do? Fingers and like heart rate, but not anything. Wrist. Like, we didn't put the probe in. Yeah, that's how you really know. Yeah, we never wore like the things that wrap around you. So Mariah Carey was

Because lunchbox said he Got ate by a shark I didn't get eaten my paddle boat Yeah, same thing And the lie detector said that he was lying But again, it wasn't one of those strapped ones Mariah Carey was plucked from traffic And driven to the Gramies in a golf cart

So apparently traffic was really bad And she was maybe a little late What? So they drove out in a golf cart It just left her car there? Well, I'm sure she had a driver I'm sure she wasn't driving She wasn't like driving her Prius And then she just left it

I thought the same thing lunch. Oh, my fault. Okay. Really? Yeah, because lunchbox and I were stuck one time. We were late and we were thinking about ditching the car. The Ultima. But you're not Mariah Carey.

No, no, we're not. Quote, we literally drove a golf car the wrong way up the freeway and brought her back. So she made it on time. That's pretty funny. And then she presented Best Pop solo performance in that Grammy to Miley Cyrus from Rolling Stone. If you want to go to the Super Bowl, which lunchbox claims she does. And you want a Super Bowl suite, $2.5 million dollars. And it comes with Wagu Hot Dog.

and a surf and turf buffet. I'm out on that. Wagyu hot dogs. I don't need that. The luxury suite comes with a $2.5 million price tag, fully stocked, and they let some media members go in and see what it would look like if they were to sit in it.

And so 20 wealthy football fans will be there and it's surfing turf, it's beef and lobster, Wagyu hot dogs, which is, I guess I don't understand. I know Wagyu beef, but you can make a hot dog. I guess it's just making the meat out of the Wagyu beef. Instead of seafood, stuffed potatoes, plenty to drink, full service bar. StubHub says they get in price, not to the sweet, but period right now is $5,300, which it's down a bit if you just want to get into bad seats.

But I'm looking at the sweet here. And it looks nice, but it's like $2.5 million. It's going to be over in three hours. Yeah. You're out of your mind. I guess unless your mind is so big that you have a billion dollars, and that doesn't affect anything. If you're Jeff Bezos, who cares? Or you're like bringing a bunch of clients and you write it off.

But even when you write something off, you don't get it all back. Maybe they all go in. That's still so much. That's a lot of money. I don't know. That's a lot. I know, but I'm trying to figure it out. Taylor Swift sells one of her private jets.

Taylor Swift sold her Falcon 900 private jet last month, according to the FAA, the plane, which she bought in 2009. If you buy it new, is listed at $44 million. Wow, wow. So she probably sold it for $20 million or so, if I'm just guessing. The sale leaves Swift, well, only don't get sad. One private jet for now. Oh, no. Poor Taylor.

But she's going to probably buy new one, another one. While Swift has been criticized for her huge carbon footprint, Swift's manager says she buys carbon credits to offset jet fuel use. She's going to fly privately from a concert in Tokyo to the Super Bowl in Las Vegas, News Nation now. You think that was to throw off that kid? I think this happened in the past, and it just so happens that those. stories around each other so this story gets bigger

because of that. Yeah. Because she said she sold it a month ago. Yeah. I think the Grubhub guy or the Stubhub. No, the Carfax guy bought it. No, no, no. One of those car places like that. Carvana? I don't know. I saw it though and it was like the guy Yeah, I forget who it was. But one of those guys who made a lot of money

doing something online with cars is who bought it. Auto trader? We just keep guessing. Grub fax? But I'm not going to know. Uber. if you say it. Mike, if you'll find it, that'd be cool.

Time traveler says humans will be extinct in 2027. Of course. It's not that far away. No, it's not. Human days are numbered according to a man who claims to be a time traveler. The guy known only as Javier, Javier, says there'll be abandoned roads, stores, and landmarks. He's from the future and enjoy the future. Cool.

Can't wait. It's just too close. If you're doing stuff like that, you've got to do it further out. So there's a chance you're right for a lot longer until you're proven wrong. Right. Like don't say, I'm a time travel from the future and in three days an alien's going to visit. Because you only have three days for your lie to live. You need a lot longer than that so you can build a cult, have a following.

All that stuff. Yeah, car shield, car shield. Oh. Yeah. I work with car shield. Yeah. I think that's why it stuck with me. Landlines are doomed, but I don't have any landline.

It's been dead. Oh, I don't have one. Anybody have a landline at all in this whole show? No. But my parents do. That would make sense. I still call them on it. You don't have one even in your studio?

Oh, I do. At my house, at my home studio, I do. I don't think we have even a landline. I think we have a different kind of line. Mine is a little, yeah, it's a like phone with buttons. I remember my kids being confused by it. And it actually rang the other day during an interview. Who was it?

Just like a sales call or, you know, info. What are they called? Telemarketer? No market it. Phone companies across the nation want to stop providing landline service so they can move forward fully with new technologies. and some of them don't work on landlines. So within the next five to ten years, landlines will be extinct from Wired magazine.

Why didn't that guy from the future tell us that then? Right. If he doesn't know. What are they going to do with all those telephone wires that we wire the whole world with? What do they do with, I mean, weren't there a lot more railroad tracks back in the day, too? Oh, yeah. I don't know. They only used railroads.

Yeah, they just sit there abandoned. Well, no, I mean, I'm sure they take some of them up and build new roads over them. This just took a long time to put telephone wires, and now we're going to be like, well, we don't need those anymore. What about buildings? They're up for them. They demolish those. And then what do they think they do? They just remake new ones.

Yeah. Pretty cool process. You got me. I didn't get you. I'm thinking about it too. Social media breakup fallout happens. Breaking up is harder to do when you're on the apps. The best strategy is to unfriend your ex

and even block them. Don't allow yourself to be tempted to look at their new pictures with friends or potential dates. Also remove any pictures of you two from your own profile. Constantly sing pictures of your past. relationships don't allow you to get over them that's from glamour magazine what i would suggest you do is unfollow but then just mute them so they don't pop up because if you block them unless they did something bad to you it's just going to be your first at being a bit seemingly petty oh you block me but if you mute you still don't see it just don't go over to their page if you block that's almost

a sign of aggression now if they deserve aggression pool but if it's like a breakup and relationships taking its course. Blocking them just seems a bit drastic. If you mute them, though, can they still, if you mute them and they DM you, will you see it? I don't know. I don't know. I'm meeting people. I don't know. Because I'm thinking like, what if you're like, but if they're DM and that's a whole different thing. Okay. It's just so you don't see their stuff without wanting to see it.

Bedroom masks are great if you want to sleep. Sleep experts say to sleep with one of those eye masks over because it can reduce you waking up at night because lights creeping in in any way. whatsoever, like a hallway light, a nightlight, your phone lighting up for any reason. Wearing an eye mask is a simple way to block everything out. From sleep, a research journal. I do sleep now and I have the last six nights, maybe, or five of the six nights with the tape on my mouth. How's that going? Pretty good.

I don't wake up with my mouth being so dry, like to say here in desert. What about your sleep study stuff? I went to the doctor. Yeah. I talked about it, right? I know, but is there an update? No, I got a text going, hey, we're going to reach out real soon. And she said, if you don't hear from me the next couple days, call, because we want to do this sooner than later.

I just, no one's call me. So it's your turn to call. Yeah, but I don't, I can't, I forgot. Ball's in your court, man. I forgot to be the names I talk to. Oh. So do I call up and be like, hey. Yeah, this is Bobby da-da-da-da-l.

Like, I was in there the other day. Yeah, so I'm supposed to go sometime soon. But their camera's all on it. It looks weird. That's weird. I know. Finally, a married Virginia teacher admits to sneaking into a 14-year-old student's home to hook up with them. Can you explain this to me?

A married Virginia teacher faces up to 50 years behind bars after pleading guilty to have sex with a 14-year-old student over the school year at his home. She's 25. She taught him at Hungary Creek Middle School pleaded guilty to four counts. During the 2022-2020 school year, Ms. Jordan was having relations with a 14-year-old student. On occasion, she would go to the victim's house. It's from the New York Post. Oh, my goodness. I saw a picture of them together. Did you see the picture of them together?

Oh, no, no, I think that's her husband. Well, they blacked the kid's face out Oh, no, I didn't see that. Yeah, she has a husband with a beard. Yeah. And then next to it was her, and they had his face blacked out. Oh, my. Like, and people said that he could not do his homework and she wouldn't say anything.

That's another teacher. Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't understand. And if they feel like there's a, like a, obviously something's not. Psychologically. Yeah, some brain chemistry has been messed up there. And she must feel like there's some sort of connection. Yeah, students said they would openly flirt in the classroom.

Oh. Yeah, wild. Wow. That sucks. All right, there you go. That's your news. Bobby's big. Stories.

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I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of The Girlfriends, Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no.

I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the Girlfriends. Trust me, babe. on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Ago Wadam. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell.

My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place. they come look for up-and-coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet.

Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down,

it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat, just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I want to go over to Jessica in Oklahoma, who has called the show regarding lunchboxes of Las Vegas trip.

Jessica, you're on. What do you want to say? Good morning, studio. Morning. I have a theory as to why lunch doesn't want to do this anymore. I think that he wants to ask for a car and ask for clothes and a haircut because I think he wants spending money. What money?

I think he wants gambling money. Got it. Well, then why wouldn't he ask for just like $100 and gambling money? Not saying you should ask for that, but, I mean, I hear you. It does feel like he's trying to weasel out of this now that he'd asked for it. Why would I weasel out of it? This is the opportunity of a lifetime. It's going to be amazing.

I think you're on to something, Jessica. Like all the content we're going to have. In that case, I have $100 in chips to Aria. He can have them. Oh, wow. That's good, Amy. I'll throw it in the pot. Great.

So lunchbox wants to go to Vegas. So he said, boom, we'll send you for the Super Bowl. A listener said you can say it at my house. I have enough points to send them nonstop, by the way, both ways. Yeah. That's a luxury. That's a big deal. It is nice.

For sure. And so let's go. when he got accepted to these parties, the grong party, the shack party. Yep. And so his wife even sent a note that was like, yeah, go ahead. It sounds crazy, but go ahead, have fun. And then all of a sudden he hits us with,

I'm going to need some clothes. Listen, you don't go to the Grammys in your old suit from last year. You have a new outfit. That's not true. And it's also not true. Oh, hello. Did you look at the Grammys? Did you see the way those people were dressed?

Did you see the way those people were dressed? They didn't pull those out of their closet. They got new drip. Thank you, Jessica. Let me go to the other Jessica. We have another Jessica on the phone in Garden City, Kansas. Jessica, you're on the show. What's going on?

Yeah, so I was listening to the podcast and how lunchbox wants to be wanted and dined by a dealership, and I happen to be a salesperson at a dealership. Oh, this is a message than else. Okay. Do all this stuff and sell in the car. Okay. Nice.

I saw something about a car and lunchbox. I thought it was like you trying to get a car in Vegas. That's what I was going to get a Vegas car. Oh, I love it. Hey, put her a hole. Let's come back to her. Yeah, we'll come back. We'll serve back. Let's go to line one. Cliff in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Hey, Cliff, what's up, buddy? Thank you for calling the show. Cliff, go ahead.

Hey, good morning, studio. Morning. I think lunchbox does need new clothes. Thank you. And I think Abby should be the one who gives them these clothes. Oh, picks them out. Yeah. Like they would do on Queer Eye, where the guys would take them out and pick the stuff?

Abby would do that. Why, you think Abby knows fashion? Better than you. Well, yeah, I'm just asking. I don't know where it gets that. Abby knows the fashion. Because you torment her and he thinks it'd be funny to have her get to pick your clothes. I mean, fine, whatever.

I just need $1,000 for clothes. Oh, my gosh. That's that. Dude. Thank you, Cliff. This is next level, guys. But it's next level. Then if you want to go.

So are you saying you're drawing the line. And then also, I've been looking it up. And when you roll up to these parties, I can't be rolling up. And what was that guys? Nick? was that his name? You said you could stay with him. Yeah, I can't be rolling up in his car.

I mean, it's like a minivan, you know what I mean? It can't be looking like that. You don't know it's a minivan. He didn't say that, did he? He didn't. By the way, Nick called it said lunchbox could stay at his house. Here's a clip of Nick calling the show this morning. So, Nick?

Hey, lunchbox. You want to come stay at my house to feed in? Oh, man, he sounds like that's a totally normal. It sounds weird when you say lunchbox. How many, do you have a spare bedroom? I'll be sharing a room. I can share a room with lunchbox. I have a bare bedroom.

Amen. It's my wife and I. We live here. We have a dog. Oh, my. We're totally normal. I didn't hear anything about a minivan. Not nothing.

So what do you need? Why don't you just Uber? That's what everybody else does. No, no, no. Celebs aren't Uber. They're covering it as press. I understand, but they are going to expect you to roll up like them. So I found from an exotic rental, we can get a Lambo.

EVO Spider, 2023, and for 24 hours. I'd pick it up like 30 minutes before the party on Friday night and return it Saturday night. Like I'd go to the party and I'd tell them, hey, this is where you can pick it up. It's $1,299 plus tax for the 24 hours. Because if you're going to be hang up.

It does look awesome. But there's a Lamborghini hurricane hurricane that's $9.90 a day. That one looks even cooler. Okay. I mean, that works too. That works too. But what I'm saying is if you're going to be rolling up to these parties, you've got to roll up like celebrity.

You'll have nowhere to park and they won't think you're a celebrity. They won't take your car. What? No, you roll up in a Lambo. They're going to be like, oh, you're not doing press anymore. You're straight into the party. Here's the deal I will make. So are we doing it?

I need you to let me know. I've already let you know. No, no, hold on. I need you to let me know what your take it or leave it. You have to have it where you're not going to go offer is. Okay. And I will give you the take it or leave at what I'm going to give you offer. And if it doesn't match, you won't go.

We'll do that in just a minute. fine if you want to I mean you're I don't care if you go I'm doing it as a favor for you You could be screwing up the biggest opportunity This show has ever had You could be screwing up your opportunity Do you know how mad the listeners are going to be

If you don't send me to the Super Bowl You give me one final I hope you're ready for the hate that's going to come your way If you don't meet my demand You know what I won't look at my DMs You probably shouldn't I need you to list out every single thing you need Including room

Yeah Fly everything that we've talked about Plus everything you need Yep And in the next segment or so, we'll go through it and yes or no. Okay. Thank you.

Over to line two, this is Audrey in Vero Beach, Florida. Audrey, thank you for calling the show. What's going on? Hey, so I say, just say no. No new clothes, no new drift, no haircut, no bling. Lunchbox needs to go as

lunchbox. He needs to represent so at a long time. No new dress. Why would you want to be something you're not? No, no. I wear new clothes to nice events. Like when I show up to nice events, I have new clothes on. So this is...

Why would they have to be new every time at a nice event? I mean, because what I hear is you have some nice clothes you could wear. If you only... If you wear new clothes to every nice event, that means you probably still have some clothes you haven't worn that often because you go to that many nice events. No, I don't really have that many. Okay. Thank you. Audrey, we're about to hear it.

Audrey, that was a bad call. All you guys. Bye. See you later. line nine. This is Kevin who's on the phone. Hey Kevin, appreciate you calling the show. What do you want to say? I think it's awfully nice of you, Bobby.

Use your pre-complier miles to get him to and from Vegas. If he wants all these new clothes, the car, a haircut that he says cost $200, I know better. It should come out of his pocket.

Wait, wait, wait. How is it nice for Bobby? I am doing this for the show. We don't care if he's. It's nice of me to sacrifice my weekend to get material for the show. I don't know why. Oh, Bobby's so nice. What about what I'm doing for you guys, the listeners, and for this show? It's nice of him because they're his mile.

That's true. It's my time. Are you not understanding? First of all, Kevin called us. You have to yell at him. I don't understand how Kevin. We didn't ask you to go. You asked us if we would send you.

That's the difference. We didn't say lunchbox will you go. You're always trying to look for ways to take the show to the next level, and I am with you in that boat. This takes the show down the level. Okay. So what are your demands? Yeah. And if I can meet them, we will book everything right after this segment.

Go ahead. Flight. Okay. I will use, I have 70,000 points that I will use, which because the flights are so expensive, this is going to cost me two flights, basically. Two round trip flights just in one way to Vegas. So I will use my points for that. Go ahead. Room and Board.

We have room and board. Play the first part of that call, please, from our listener here. What's up, Nick? Hey, lunch, box. You want to come stay at my house to feed in? Oh, man, he's that. There you go. That's done.

Got that? Perfect. Yep. $750 for clothes. Clothes in Vegas are expensive. You go to those shops. You can buy them here. Yeah, you don't have to buy them.

I don't know if I have time. I got a lot of loose ends to tie up before I go to Vegas. So you want $750 more dollars. Yeah. But I came down. You said, you know, I want to be fair and objective. $1,200 for the Lambo because I figure the $900,000 plus taxes. Go ahead.

And then $250 per die per day for food. Vegas, you go eat. It's $75 a meal. It's expensive for one person. Okay. $250. I looked it up, haircut and shave at a barbershop on a barbershop on the strip, quite expensive. And then $300 gambling per day.

And alcohol. that is just a reimbursement when I get back because I don't know how much I'm going to drink and people are going to be buying me drinks if I'm going to have to buy people drinks to wine and dine them schmuse with, you know, maybe if I run into Roger Goodell

the, you know, commissioner of the NFL and I got to buy him a drink. So, yeah, I just bring the receipt and then you reimburse me for the alcohol. Roughly he wants $3,000 more. $3,000 more to what we don't even care to send them to. We don't even...

Oh, you care. I don't care. Is it the biggest event of the year? Yeah, probably. I mean, yeah. Super Bowl, man, it's a big deal. Okay, but we don't care if you cover a party. Is it?

Guys. We're the bunch of reality stars. So, okay, here's what we're going to do. You want $3,000. Yeah. I'm already buying your flight. We already have a place for you to stay. I'm willing to go for your flight to and back

and put you in, and, hey, you'd be one of the first 15 board in South West. Okay, nice. $500 cash total. Total. Total. That doesn't even give me clothes. You can spend it as you see fit.

How am I going to eat on $500? Like, I got to feed my stomach. This is something that you want to do. Yes, I want to do it for us. Okay. I don't want you to go. I don't, I think it's actually. This is such a, this is what?

I'm willing to. Here's the problem. You never take anything serious. $500. $500. I'm willing to pay you $500 in cash and pay for your flight there in and lets you off the show on Monday. That doesn't give me the Lambo.

That didn't give me a haircut. So are you drawing a line in the sand? I'm drawing a line in the sand. So if you want to change your, if you want time to think about it, if you want to... You guys want to add any money to this? I'm not going to move this segment past this time.

I added $100. Okay, $600. Aria... Chips, yes. I'll throw in a suit. You want to... I mean, you donated like three suits to me. Yeah.

I think they fit lunch box. I'm not wearing Eddie's clothes. Well, they're technically bobbyes. So we're done. Exactly. So we're not going on this. They're really nice, dude. Okay, so is he just like not, what's his deal?

Do you just not want to, you don't really want to go, but you're too? The dog finally caught the car and didn't know what to do. Yeah. That's a great way to put it. How would you say that, Amy? I came up with exactly what I needed. He's not, you kept adding stuff. He's not willing to do what we need to make the, in an experience that I want to enjoy.

That's it. He's trying to put me like on a budget. We don't even care if you. go. We were just doing it for you as a gift to you. So we will... Wait until we we see all the pictures from the parties and you're going to be like, wow, that celebrity was there. Could have got them on the show. Oh, look at that celebrity. Could have met them.

I mean, I could have built so many relationships but you guys want to play... Play what? I was willing to give him $500 in cash and pay him, pays for a slight. A listener offered his house to you. Right. Okay. So we're done. He will not be going to Vegas for the Super Bowl.

You guys can direct all your hate it and Bobby. No, all of our listeners just heard, we tried to make it happen. We tried, but Bobby wouldn't step up. He doesn't care about you, the listener. He doesn't care about giving experiences to you guys. But they wouldn't go, it's you. But they would live vicariously through me. They can live vicariously through Grong's Instagram.

Exactly. Yeah, or Shacks. And then they can go over Shacks' Instagram and all the other people that are there. Okay, we're done. We're going to quit, right? Final thought. I mean, I'm keeping my chips. Yeah, good.

Yeah. Eddie? We gave them every opportunity. You didn't do any. We actually gave them resources. Everything. I offered suits. Clothes.

Okay, so not there. All right. All good. You know, one more. I can also throw in a haircut and a shave here. You'll do that for them? Yes, I'll pay for it. Oh, you'll pay for it here.

50 bucks. Right down the road. It's not $50. Okay. So basically $750 and he won't take it with the flight and the stay. Still don't have clothes, man. That's it. Okay.

Then we are closing up shop. He will not be going to the Super Bowl. It's good for us because we have to deal with him being here Monday and filling in segments. You guys are so annoying. It's good for us. Thank you. and court adjourned, whatever they say. Go ahead.

Bobby Bone Show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from Oak Ridge, New Jersey. Back in 2020, this 60-year-old woman's working for the USPS, United States Post Office, you know, out delivering packages. She got three large boxes in her hand. And, oh, she turns her ankle coming off someone's porch. Oh, I need disability.

I'm not going to be able to walk again. And they do medical tech. Okay, they give her disability for the last three years. She got $156,000. Wow. Can't work. I got a feeling that something's coming up. Something's fishy.

Something fishy's happening here. Someone tipped him off, said, hey, she's running a travel agency that says she specializes in Disney travel. And they look and they're like, yeah, they follow her. And watch her walk two miles around Disney, no problem. Shopping the malls, ride on the rides. Boom, busted. Wow, double dipping.

Got them. She can walk. she should have rolled around a wheelchair Right? Who doesn't want to do that? And she had to cut lines and ride rides as well It's like a double win Dummy, all right I'm lunchbox, that's your bonehead story

The day You questioned yourself, right? Like if something crazy happened Would you be able to step up and be a hero? Well, yeah, because I was a lifeguard for many years and I have saves I have three saves under my belt So I'm always thinking

You know, when we read some of these stories Or like you're in a public place Something happens I think I would step up and be a hero. We all do. Yeah. Including myself and I've shown that I, not really as tough as I thought I am. Dude, I was put to the test recently and I think I failed.

So what happened? So we're at a basketball game and where the game's going on and... Like a high school game? No, it's a college basketball game. Got it. And during the game, about five seats to my right, I just hear people go, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. And people crying and doctor, doctor. And I look over and yeah, there's a man like needing medical attention.

So I get up and I just don't know what to do. I'm not a doctor. I'm not a doctor. But we're in a basketball game. So I look down at the bench and they're like, you know, I mean, maybe a trainer or something. But you're trained at CPR and you're trained to electroshock, whatever that is. Yeah, but I think he was having a seizure. And that's not my department.

I don't know what to do in that. You have departments? Well, you know, like if they looked unconscious, I would run for the defibrillator. Okay. That's always what I had in my mind. Okay. But then when I saw the seizure going on, I'm like, I don't know what to do. So then I just kind of joined the crowd and said,

yeah, yeah, yeah, doctor! And I yelled to the bench and like, stop the game, doctor! Wow. Yeah, and so I think my voice helped the other voices. Did they stop the game? Oh, boy. They did. Wow.

So I think my voice helped the other voices in front of me. So it was kind of like a wave of doctor, doctor, doctor. And I kind of did my part, but I didn't really jump into hell. But you could have made it worse by jumping into doing the wrong thing. Especially if it's not your department. Yeah. Seizures. Right.

But was he unconscious? No. Well, I mean, when they're having a seizure, they're just shaking. You know? And there was already someone kind of like holding him and like rubbing his chest. So I kind of felt like, all right. It's kind of like when like you see a car accident, but somebody already called the cops. You're like, okay, they got it.

I don't think you failed. Dude, but I was like seven seats away. I feel like I should have jumped in, said, move out of the way, move out of the way. But you were there. But you didn't know what to do. They always say, give him space, give him space. Yeah. You gave him space and you yelled.

Yeah. I think maybe you think you know what you should have done and you didn't do it. Like maybe. Because what do you do? Hold them and give them. Make sure they don't choke on their tongue. Yeah, maybe that. Maybe that.

Like just hold them. I think you did exactly the right thing. Does you yell doctor? Yeah. That sounds like how you could do. Yeah. Yeah. Because like the paramedics were down there.

Were your kids with you? Yeah. Did they look at you like you're a loser because you didn't jump in to save a life? Or were they like, great job at starting that wave of doctor voice? They never said that part. No. No. You know.

You know in your heart. Do you think they thought you did what you were supposed to do? I think my kids were just freaked out. Got it. Like they didn't even think about, oh, is dad a hero or not? I think that was more of my thing in my, you know, kind of spirit. Did you just say second ago the paramedics were there? Yeah.

So why, what did you need to do? You yelled doctor. Then you did what you needed to do. Stop the game. Stop the game. There's nothing else you could have done. You actually stopped the game to get attention on him. Yeah.

That's pretty heroic. Yeah. Okay. All right. Maybe. I mean, I don't know. Maybe. What happened to the guide, do you know? They kind of, they put him on a gurney and then just took him, took him away. And he was still kind of moving. They stopped everything. Oh, dude.

And then they, wow, good for them for stopping the game. The players went to the locker room. No way. Oh, yeah, they shut the game down for about 15 minutes. Mm-hmm. I was, I mean, once the paramedics got there, like, all right, well, that's getting taken care of. But, you know, the weird part is when they did take him off, he kind of went through the court. And everyone, everyone just started clapping.

And I was like, but what this doing is showing support. Like, we hope you're doing better. It does feel like, though, yay, you did good. Because I think they're used to, like, guys breaking their ankles. And like, okay. But then they get up. Yeah, but in this case, he was just getting. No thumbs up.

No. But I could see stopping everything like that. Because surely, I mean, obviously that guy's there to watch somebody. And now that player might be like, wait, that's my. Something. He won't be able to say, though, Eddie was a hero and say my life. Well, maybe Eddie helped wield them out. Did you all willing to?

No, no, no. They had it all under control. I kind of sat back now. Once he hears this, he's going to know you're part of that wave. They saved him. Bobbi Bones. A win is a win. A win is a win.

I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifers Show. This is a place for raw, unfills of conversations with athletes,

creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok's podcast network on TikTok. When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands. I vowed. I will be his last target. He is not going to get away with this. He's going to get what he deserves.

We always say that trust your girlfriends. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe, on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I got you. What's up, everyone? I'm Ego Vodom. My next guest, it's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo.

My dad gave me the best advice ever. He goes, just give it a shot. But if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that.

There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed human.