The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Full) We Reveal Who Got the Movie Role + The Results of The Storage Unit Auction

Episode Date: April 21, 2022

After a week of buildup, we finally reveal who got the movie role and will be going to Hollywood! Bobby reveals the results of bidding on the storage unit that he and Lunchbox went in on. Did they win? How much did the bidding get up to? Find out!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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How is that even possible? He's back in it because. I will say this We had added a twist Yeah But we didn't have to Because lunchbox was like I need to be back in it

So dumb So is the twist That lunchbox wins it today Oh my gosh Like were we going to put Lunchbox in it Yes Yes

But he put himself back in it Right Which is why I believe No he's not in it So You're just a hater dude One of you three We'll get a movie today

Wow I didn't It's not my movie I had nothing to do With selecting When, like, how long do we have to wait? Two hours. Hey, Bones, when they told you this, were you like,

wow, that makes sense. Yeah, this person's perfect for that. No. Oh. Because none of you guys are actors. So I was like, oh, that's great. And that'll be really cool for them. But I never thought about it.

It's a major streaming service. It's a movie. It's a big time, you know, actress. But I never, yeah, so no, but it doesn't not make sense. Okay. So that will happen. By the way, Eddie's dad is convinced that Eddie is getting the job today. has called me multiple times saying, have you found out? Because it's you. He said, son, I know it's

you. And it could be that story I told about how he went to L.A. on a work trip, brought me back an Oscar, and I would practice my speeches in the mirror. It could be that that's making him think, but he honestly believes that this is me. Do you believe it's you? Yeah, 100%. I believe from that moment when I was a kid, this is full circle. Like, sometimes you see things part of your future and you're like, wow, I didn't even know that. I did think that as a kid. And now it's coming true. This is going to be one of those moments. Have you told your wife? No.

So you don't believe in yourself then? No, no, no. If you don't believe, then you would tell people. When Lunchbox was eliminated initially, he started yelling. He already told his acting class. I'd contacted a real estate agent to sell my house. So, okay. I don't believe that part because I don't think you're going to sell your house because of one tiny.

Well, no, it's more than tiny, but nine line acting spot, you know? Yeah. And then what happens after that? Agents start calling. You got to move quick. Strike while the iron's hot It takes a year for a movie to be made Oh, didn't know that

So he'd be out there like So Eddie thinks it's him So he thinks he manifested it with the Oscar Absolutely Don't you believe the manifesting things? Yeah, I believe Yeah, like I don't I pulled a clip that I thought

It could show my manifestation But I don't know if we want to play it here I'll play it coming up in a little bit Okay Yeah, I didn't know you had a clip But it's great to know In Lunchbox you believe it's you It's absolutely me

So Eddie believes it's him 100%. Lunchbox believes it's 10. 100%. Amy, are you starting to believe it's you? All I know is I put it out there a lot, so it could be coming back to me, but I don't know. Okay. Well, let's go.

We should have... Today's a day. We'll do that later. We should have Eric Church coming up in a little bit, too. Big day, big show. Time to check in on the Thursday mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag.

Yeah. Hello. Oh, Bobby Bones. I recently made almost $600 in a sports betting app. I'm pumped. The only problem is I told my wife it wasn't betting anymore. We've been trying to save for a summer vacation, so any extra money we have goes into that fund.

I'm sitting here now with $600. I don't know what to do with it. I mean, I'd love to put it in our vacation fund, but I'm worried she'll be upset that I made that bet behind her back. What should I do? Signed, Chase. Ooh. This is good. It is good.

I want to go to Ray first because Ray had to go to a therapist about a gambling addiction. And the therapist said what? To be honest with your significant other. So there has to be trust there. So, I mean, yeah, you got to tell your significant other. He has no other choice. I guess my question was about you. The therapist said what?

Said that if I am going to gamble, it needs to be a amount I agree on with my wife. And I always tell her when we bet together. And are you an addict? No, she said that I was mild at times moderate, but I told her I hadn't gambled in like two weeks. Wait, all that just sounds weird. Well, I mean, I'm telling you. It slowly got bigger, mild. Well, sometimes moderate.

Well, some of the people she was dealing with were losing hundreds of dollars and they were gambling several times a day. And I said, sometimes I'll go two weeks. She goes, okay, you're not addicted at all. Okay, so what is your advice to chase? Immediately tell the, say, hey, I went behind your back. I gambled. This is our money now. You got to be trustworthy, especially when it comes to gambling.

What's the big win in this situation if you do that? Extra money. Everybody knows about it. She's going to be like, why are we eating this great dinner? What's the worst case scenario here? It's going to be mad, but when you show her that $600, I think she'll forget about it real quick. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, that's the best cushion.

You have to be honest with your significant other, but this is the best cushion. Like, look, I'm sorry, I slipped, I made a bet, but it was a good bet because I won $600. But next time you could slip and lose $600. You're done, though. That's when you tell her at that moment, I'm done, though. You guys are idiots. You lie to your wife and say you got a bonus at work, period. That is it.

And a $400 bonus, they get $200 to bet more? Whatever, whatever you want to do, however you want to split it and dice it, slice it, dice. You lie to your wife because if you tell her you're gambling, she ain't going to trust you. There is nothing good about, hey, you told me not to gamble. I'm over here gambling. No, you lie to the wife. What she don't know? You're still lying to the wife.

Exactly. So you lied once? Keep the lie going. You lie until you die. Oh, God. It's not a rhyme. I want to live. I knew a rhyme was coming. I was waiting for it. Okay. I'm in bones? Let's finish it up, Amy. And then I go. I think that he needs to tell her. But then he also needs to figure out a plan to stop. Because I don't think that this is his last time. I do think that he has a problem. And he needs to help her say, hey, I'm telling you this.

also I'd like to enlist you to help me. Now, do I want to be realistic or don't be, this is the right thing to do. Realistic. No, be realistic, what you would do with Caitlin. Say it. Well, I don't have a gambling problem, and I gamble very, very small amounts.

And so I don't, I would just, I tell her. Like, I've got money on this game. And she's like, well, that's the 11th game today. I was like, I know. And then we laugh about it. But if your wife said, no more gambling. This is what I would say in this situation. And it wouldn't be a lie.

I would say, hey, look, I need to tell you something. I'm not gambling. anymore, but there's still $600 in this account. And I'm going to take it out, and I'm going to put it on our vacation. That's a lie. Is any of that a lie? Yes. Because that $600 was not there until you made that bet.

But did I say anything about that? All I said was, hey, I just want to let you know, I'm not supposed to be gambling anymore, but there's $600 in this account that I may want, I'm not going to use it for anything else because we're not talking about, I'm not gambling anymore. I'm going to take it out. Like from that moment forward. But I'm not saying anything about gambling. Yes, it's just there's 600 in the account.

I'm taking it out for our vacation. That's it. And I told you I'm not gambling. And I probably should have told you there was money in the account. But then what do you do? What? Has anything been a lot? No, no, but that's not part of the conversation gambling again.

Go ahead. You're being dishonest. That's not the true story. Is anything about that a lie? No. Is anything? Eddie, find the lie. The lie is, you're not really technically lying.

Find the lie. I arrest my case. I'm not lying. But also, let's say that she asks more questions. Well, that's not part of this scenario. Oh, okay. You can get yourself in a situation where you're lying, but don't. Just be like...

Is this how it is at home with you and Gail? Oh, for sure. Find the lie. Find the lie. I'll be like, I... She'll find the lie. Oh, yeah. I don't even try this.

This crap with her, I wouldn't try. I just wouldn't tell her. Vacation would just have no extra money. I'll be honest with you. I would just go, hey, listen, I got to be honest with you. I know you don't want me gambling anymore. And so there's $600 bucks in this account. and I want you to know I'm going to take it out.

I want to use it on vacation. And so I wanted you to know because I think I should use it here instead of gambling because we've talked about that. Thank you. Where's the lie? It's not honest. And you know it. Both you and I, look at me in the eye.

We know that's not true. Where's the lie? You should probably just tell it to those. For sure. Tell me that's not a good one. It is a good one. Thank you. But still dishonest.

All right, that's the mail bag. Thank you. We've got your email and we read it on your air. Now it's found the clue. Bobbie's Mailbag. Yeah. Eddie brought up that his wife will be grocery shopping and she'll get something and just eat it

and then pay for it with an empty bag. Yeah, when she's done shopping. Yeah, and you thought that's weird. It's just very strange. She's been doing it for as long as I've known her and I'm like, why do you do that? Stop it. It's so weird. I do it with drinks.

So I'll take an empty bottle up and be like, I drank this because I was really... What are you supposed to do if you're thirsty? Just wait. No, it's fine. It's fine. You're paying... They just want you to buy stuff.

They don't care what order. Yeah. So, but anyway, we had a whole conversation about that. Here is Dan from Florida. Well, Eddie is right. If you have not yet paid for a drink or something else, chips or whatever in the store,

you have no right to eat them. They're not yours yet. And I've found too many, while I'm shopping at Walmart, too many empty bottles or trash from somebody eating or drinking something and then leaving the container on a shelf somewhere. So yeah, it's not yours. Don't eat it until you pay for it.

What I would say is the people that threw it away and didn't pay for it, stole it. Yeah, or they brought it in with them and then they left their trash. That didn't happen. They didn't do a potluck. They didn't potluck at Walmart. It just feels weird. Like you don't go watch the movie and then pay for it.

You pay for something and then you use the product. It just feels weird. This is totally different. That's not a good example. How do you pay off your car? You drive. Yeah. Well, you use it.

Well, you have to make the purpose first. You have to. Somebody has to pay in a car situation, the bank lends you the money to pay for the car. Maybe the bank lets you a little more money. Well, you're going to buy it. You're there to buy it. no problem with it as long as you're not stealing it. I don't know that there's a rule. Well, let's find out because lunchbox went out with the

microphone. All right. So, lunchbox, what'd you do? I went to the grocery stores and I started shopping and I opened food and I started eating. And I went up and found managers and said, hey, is there a problem with this? All right, here's the first clip. Excuse me, ma'am, I've got a question for you. What's the rule about snacking while I shop? Well, so you pay for the items. I don't suppose there's a problem. Okay, so like...

I mean, people won't probably appreciate it. but as long as you pay for the guy. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to pay for it because I'm an honest person, but I didn't know if, like, security's watching me like, oh, making sure that guy pays for that. They know they probably are. Okay. But you just, hey, let them know, because I didn't know.

I'm just saying most people don't snack as they shop. Oh, okay. So they will notice that, but as long as you pay, I'm not concerned. I only have money this. Okay, so it's not like rude or anything, right? No. Okay, all right, thank you.

You just had to keep eating while talking about it too. Yeah, that was a bag of chips. I was like, okay, cool. We're on a bag of chips level. Did you elevate it? Yeah. I went fried chicken. Oh, my gosh.

The one from the hot grocery store? Yeah, grocery store. They had the hot section. They have a rotisserie chicken. Then they had a box of hot fried chicken. But that might be different because don't they weigh it. It does it have a, I don't know. No, I had a scanner on it.

But yeah. Okay. It already had the book code. Grabbed me some chicken. Here is lunchbox eating fried chicken in the grocery store going up to him. Oh, my. I'm already cringing a little bit. But okay, here we go.

Excuse me, sir. Yeah. Like, sometimes I eat when I shop, I just want to know, is that okay? Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Like, I mean, I'm gonna pay for it. Yeah. Yeah, as long as you bring in the package of the cashier, then we'll do that. Okay.

So it's a normal thing, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay. I just make sure, I didn't know. I'm a drop piece. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I just don't get a big lunch break, so I'm just trying to eat real quick and shop at the same time. Yeah. Cool. No brown, man. Do you want a piece of chicken? That's funny. So what did you learn? I learned that they have no problem with you shopping and eating.

Two different stores, two different managers, two different foods. Yeah, all right, I'll take it. Hey, we've learned something to. And you can talk to people with your mouth full and they're very awkward. You go to your chicken? We'll move home. That's good stuff. All right, thank you, lunchbox.

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It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. The Highway 58 volunteer fire department in Chattanooga, Tennessee, just presented a plaque to Mandy the cat, whose bravery saved a life during a recent house fire. So Mandy's owner was watching movies. Her name is Tammy.

She had some candles going, but it was at night, and she eventually fell asleep on the couch. the wax and the candle started to drip on the floor and started a fire. Now, Tammy says she remembers her cat, Mandy, making weird noises and tugging on her nightgown, but she never fully woke up. Well, then Mandy pounced on her chest and slapped her in the face with her paws. And she immediately woke up and even began choking due to the heavy smoke that was already building up in the house. So Tammy and Mandy were able to escape.

The firefighters arrived, saved the house, put out the fire. but all of this happened because of Mandy, who she now calls her guardian angel. Never heard of a cat giving a crap, period. Not even just about this, about anything. So, awesome. And two, you could easily make this up. So, and I don't want this to happen.

I don't want this to happen. I'm not saying she did this, but I'm just thinking to myself or lunchbox who's always trying to get on the news. Oh, my dog. What could happen is you could just see if there was a fire and you got out and you had called the fire department.

What you do is you go, well, there I was, asleep on the couch, in the game, and all the sudden, my dog Snooky. What's the name? Waldo. My dog Waldo came up and started biting on my ear, and I thought he's getting fresh, but no, he's waking me up.

So all you have to do is say, they can't prove it didn't happen. That's a great point. There's no cameras. Oh, man, true. But I'd have to burn down my house. No, no, hers was safe. But it's a risk, you've got to be willing to take. Part of your house. Like, you got, yes. Oh, just have a burn like right there in the middle of the floor. Well, the fire department

has to come. But I'm saying if it does happen, and it works out, you can then say that later. Okay. And make the news. So don't set it on purpose. We light a bunch of candles, but the wax never drips on the floor. Am I jinx in myself? Because they're all pretty controlled inside of something.

I mean, she's doing like an Abe Lincoln style thing? That's a great story. Great for the cat. Firefighters A-plus. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. All right, let's play Amy versus Lunchbox. Amy, your first question that Lunchbox will know the answer to.

What's the name of the TV show about crab fishing in the Bering Sea off the coast of Alaska? So I'll give Amy three questions that lunchbox should know the answer to. He can steal. And then I'll ask lunchbox three questions that Amy should know the answer to. Boat fish, crabbing, crabbing. What's the name of the TV show about crab fishing in the Bering Sea off the coast of Alaska? Crabbing Crabbs. Boat.

Ship. Correct. Crab. Shell. Get the crabs. You do. Grab and crab. Time. Lunchbox. Deadliest catch. Correct. Oh, yeah. Okay. Amy Maria Sharapova is an athlete who was ranked number one in the world for 21 weeks in what sport? Tennis. That's correct. My old sport.

You played in like fourth grade. Oh, you were good. Third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh grade. Yeah. And I went. First Place, Baby Acapulco tournament. Awesome, Texas. Shout out. Andy Roddick was there in 1992. This product can be used to fill small cracks and plaster and make a smooth surface. What's it called?

This product can be used to fill small cracks and plaster and make a smooth surface. What's called? Okay. I don't know. The first thing in my head is growl. But I think it's that cock. What's your answer? That cock.

Incorrect. What is it? Lunchbox? A ground. Spackle. Oh. Is speckle and cock? Not the same thing?

No. Okay. All right. Lunchbox, you got three questions. Yep. Dang. I didn't do good. Yeah, you did.

You got one. Where on your body would you wear a piece of jewelry known as a signet? Signee. Signee. SIGE. N-E-T. Signet. Signet.

It's a jewelry. That's like a headpiece. Your head? Yeah. Incorrect. Amy? A what? It's called a signet.

Signet. A signet? It's spelled S-I-G-N-E-T, but it said signet. Dang, I have never heard of this. I clearly don't wear one. Where would you wear it? I don't know. Maybe it's some weird way to say your nose.

Incorrect. It's a ring. Your hand in your fingers. Dang. Huh? Brittany Spears are recently announced. She's pregnant. Watchbox.

How many kids does she already have not counting this one? Two. Correct. Shout up, Brittany. I mean, K-fed. Him birthing. He knows.

Lunchbox, how are eggs usually prepared for an eggs Benedict? Oh, eggs Benedict. Poached. That's right. Boom!

Hit it right, ding. If he's right, he wins. Ding. It's right. Season winner. He's a champion. Ding. Yeah.

The answer is. Ding. Screw. Uh, poached. Yeah. What up! What a. You're the winner.

You're the winner. Oh, it feels so good. It feels so good to know so much about the women, baby. Ah! Wow. Woo! About the women. I always said I'm a ladies man.

What up! There he is the ladies, man. It feels so good up here on top. Amy, how are you doing down there? I'm good. I can't hear you. I'm way up here on top of the mountain. Lunchbox is a big winner.

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So for you, when you're creating, does it, is it like we're going to go all in and do it all now, and then the rest of my life, I'm going to not do it? Or do you still write songs in between? I still write some in between, but I think a lot of it is, I store it up, you know,

and I try to put myself in a creative place and, you know, get it all out of me, write a bunch of songs. And then, you know, from the next, time, from that period to the next time I write, I'm pretty quiet. You know, I don't, I don't do a lot of writing. But, you know, how it goes, I mean, songs find you, you know, so I'll dabble, I'll put stuff in my phone, and then I'll try to find that next spot where I just empty it again, you know, so it's kind of this cycle for me that kind of over a two-year period, you know, I'll kind of exercise.

As someone who creates a lot of different things, especially music, do you ever ride a song and is your process ever to not listen to it so you can get away from it to then listen freshly to see if you like it or will you just know right then i mean i'll know i think the point of creation uh especially like you know um you get that goose bump that feeling of hey this is this is a good one or um when you've written thousands of songs there's those few that pop out um i think that's what we were trying to create when we made the heart and soul and at least for me that's what i wanted to do i wanted to write a song that's that i wanted to write a song that that morning and record it that night so that you didn't have any lag time.

Normally when you write a song, you hang on to it for a couple months, you play it for a producer, you play it for, you know, these people, then you go in the studio. So by the time you record it, a lot of the magic's been knocked off of it. And that moment of creation, that birth of a song is the most magical thing in music. And if you can carry anything, if you can capture that and carry it, you know, It's always that moment to answer your question in a long way, that you know in that moment if you got something.

And again, pardon my ignorance for sitting on this for a second. But if I write a joke or, you know, I've written books and I will be in it so long that while I'm writing it I lose, is this even funny anymore? Is this because I'm living in it? Does that ever happen as a songwriter? You're writing this song and you're like, man, I thought it was great, but I've just been grinding it out that I can't really feel anymore if I know. Yeah, 100%.

But I think that first time that you kind of know, you know, there's a reason you stayed in the joke, you stayed with it or you stayed with what you're writing. I think you know instinctively, or at least in my history, that feeling you get, I call it like goosebumps or chicken skin. You know, when you feel that feeling, there's a reason you felt that feeling. So that's normally when I trust my gut, it's on that stuff. But, yeah, I mean, after you hammer on it for, you know, hours. you whittle it down.

It can sometimes feel like, you know, is this thing still good? But, yeah, I just always try to trust that first thing. Eric Church is on with us. We're celebrating Harlan Fire. We're going to be number one this week. You wrote that song by yourself. Is that harder to go? This is a great song.

If you wrote it by yourself because it's all you, or is it easier? So for me, I'll always normally when I co-write. I start all the songs myself. that's where I'm best is I'll have a verse or I have a chorus or I'll have kind of a thing kind of outlined in and then I'll go to a co-writer to say hey help me here help me

color this out and is this what I think it is what's another angle but with heart on fire it just kind of kept I didn't just kept going and all of a sudden instead of stopping and taking it to a co-writer I just kept writing and it was critical to this project

because what we were doing was so wacky uncomfortable to people. This was the first one we recorded. And I needed kind of a proof of concept, you know, for the band and the guys that, hey, what we're doing up here in the mountains for six weeks is going to be cool. It's going to be worth it. So this was the reason, in my opinion, the whole project work was the song. You know, so many people look up to you and they shout you out constantly when it comes to songwriting. I was with Thomas Wrett recently. You know, he did that. But I wonder, you know, are you able, and you talk about

being able to kind of shut it down sometimes, like at home in the house with your family. Are you the musical dad, or are you the dad that just does music? And there's a difference. Which one would you say you are? I'm the dad that just does music. Yeah, I don't, I don't, my household is really not centered around me at all, which is good. I mean, it's really around the kids. I got two boys, 10 and 7, and they run the household, you know.

So, I'm just the dad that has. happens to go out on the weekend and play shows and stuff. They're starting to get to where they know it a little bit, especially my 10-year-old. He knows some of the songs or kind of gets what I do. I'm not sure that my 7-year-old just doesn't think everybody in the world makes music for a living. You know, that's what they do. He just doesn't know there's any other occupation out there. So do you follow me here.

Church music for kids. You do a kids record? Can you imagine? Come on. Have you heard my music, but I'm saying. You're going to a whole different world. Church music for kids, this is it. You can find.

Yeah, oh, man, I think you got it. Funny story one time I was on my first promo tour, promoting centers like me, which anybody's ever heard that album. It's a pretty adult album, and one of the things, I was at a radio station in Texas, and they took me to a kid's birthday party, and I had to play. It ended up being balloons and all this stuff and the kids, it's true story, and the kids sit down in front of me

and all I have was a son about me out. That's a frightening situation, you know, when you're looking at four-year-olds. Well, listen, I still think it's an idea. You know, maybe we suss it out some other time. But super pumped you're on the show. Congratulations. Congratulations on the Tar Hills.

You know, I'm from Arkansas. I was really hoping we get to play you guys. But you know what? To be able to have a chance, I'm just so jealous of anybody that wins. I'm going to be honest with you, Eric. I just want to win. And you know, you're a blue blood and you're used to winning a little bit. But still, that's got to be great to have like your people win it again. It was, you know, and again, it was the Duke. It was a national championship, you know, for us. And if you guys had beaten Duke, I would have made a San Antonio show. You know what's funny is I consider it, because North Carolina lost, I think they won the national championship because they won that game. That's what's crazy in my head right now. See, it didn't matter. That's the thing.

That's at least as a Targill fan. I mean, once they beat Duke, it was, everything else was skating. You know, that was the one. That was the thing that, you know, game of the lifetime for me, you know. So it was fun to be there. My dad was with me. He's still alive. So we all went and had just one hell of a night.

I have a friend that was, well, a couple friends that you were with and that ran into you that night. And they sent a picture of Jim Nance hanging out. And I was like, that's a cool. Eric Church and Jim Nance together at the same time. Did you get a chance to talk to Jim at all? Yeah, I play golf with Jim. Oh, okay, flex. Okay.

You could have just said yes. You didn't have to keep going. Yeah, no, Jim, Jim was great. We had us over for like a little, they have a little victory after party thing. CBS guys did. Bill Raftery and Grant Hill and all the guys are there that called the game. And it was, I took the kids, you know, it was funny. I'm the dad that, you know, 1 a.m.

or after the thing in New Orleans, I take my kids to the bar that they're having the after party at to hang out with Jim Matt. So it was about fun. Well, listen, super pumped to talk to you. I hope you're good.

Good luck. You don't need it, but congratulations on another number one song and we'll talk to you soon. Thank you, Bobby. Thank you for having. There he is.

Eric Church. In my head, I consider North Carolina the national champions. Yeah, I was wondering why you could see that. I know. Yeah.

That is correct. It was such a big game. Well, you said it and I believed it. No, I know. And I watched both Final Four games. and the national championship game. And I, in my mind, have North Carolina the national champion. It was such a big game.

It was such a big game. I understand why you did that. I'm sorry to Kansas fans. I was like, what are you talking about? That's what? Because you said want it all. Yeah. I thought it.

In my head, I was like, you want it all? First of all, sorry to Kansas fans. But I realized through the, and Eric had to be like, what are you talking about? But I in my mind, because of that. And because of the hubbub about him not doing that show. And also didn't ask him about it. Did you hear what he said about Arkansas? If it would have been North Carolina, Arkansas,

he would have had that San Antonio show. That's funny. Yeah, because it wouldn't have been as big of a game. All right, Eric Church, good to talk to him. Global events have the potential to impact us, even locally, through cyber attacks. And most experts agree that most of the major cyber attacks would likely be targeted on businesses or institutions.

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I have a friend that's in denial because his friend received a honorary PhD, and he's saying that it's not real or legitimate, but I think it is. Anyway, describe him some drugs. He'll be better. Thanks. Call me later, buddy. I'll get him a little prescription going, you know. I need a little something, something. I got you after the... Well, I'm not an official doctor until May 14th, so I can't yet.

Okay. So here's voicemail two. Wendy from Ohio. I have a brilliant idea. Once you get your honorary doctorate, you should change all of your socials to Dr. Bobby Bones. So instead of it being Mr. Bobby Bones on everything, You can be Dr. Bobby Bones on everything.

Don't you think that would be a brilliant lunchbox? No, he's not a real doctor, guys. It's stupid. He can't do that. Well, we'll see. I can legally write doctor. I can and set my signature. You can legally do it now.

Well, I mean, and it be real. Like, I could. Also, you're an author. You've written three books. On your future books, would it be written by Dr. Bobby bones? Oh, stop. Definitely could. Oh, my goodness.

It definitely could. But not until May 14th. Wow. Let's do Mike from North Carolina. Lunchbox, this one's for you, okay? I want to make sure you recognize here. I was wondering why Lunchbox got Jit from being on TV show. Everybody knows he's the favorite.

I don't think that's right. Lunchbott's doing a dag on a good job. I'm team Nutschbots all the way. Go lunchbox. Yeah. That cheerleader. Let's go. Go lunchbox.

Yeah. That cheerleader needs to go back to camp. Go to lunchbox. The Bible Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Bobby, have you ever lied about your height? It's a funny yes. Be honest.

Because the answer is yes. Most men in the room have lied about the height. Well, I don't lie. I literally... No, no, no. If you look at my driver's license, it says 6 foot 1. So legally, I'm 6'1 because I was in shoes when they measured. That being said, I'm growing still, and I think I'm 6'1 without shoes now.

Okay, well, let me tell you, if you were dating this one particular girl that's on TikTok, Samantha, she would catch you in your life. because that's what she's doing with dates that she's meeting online because in their profile, they say, I'm six foot. So when they come over to her place, she has... Well, I mean, to pick her up, or whatever. So she has a door frame where she marks where exactly where six foot is, and she has them walk through the door,

and she can tell right away when they're lying. Boom, busted, and she films it for TikTok. Is that funny? I think they're really funny. I'm offended. I never get offended at anything. One of her videos has three minutes. million views. I choose not to get offended at things because I feel like I can just move from it,

but for some reason I'm angry at this girl. For fact-checking guys lying about their height? No one asked. Okay. Does she appreciate the people even more that are taller than they said? Listen. I don't know that part. All right.

What else? I have four very popular survival tips that are actually myths and will kill you. Oh, those are interesting. I'm about to save your life right now. So stuff we've always heard, but is not true. Go ahead. Opening all of your windows to survive. I would never do that. But why do they say not to do that? Well, you grew up maybe like where

tornadoes were. But I feel like if I were to hear this, I'd be like, oh yeah. Why would you do that? So that the wind can just like go through it. It's the dumbest thing you ever heard. But again, I grew up where tornadoes were, so we didn't do that, obviously. If you open your windows, it won't spread out the force of the tornado. It will create a wind tunnel that can rip off your roof. And also your windows are just open. Yeah. And like stuff will come through your windows. Listen, this is a myth that's out there. Got to clarify for some people. Love it. Lightning never strikes the same place twice. It does. It absolutely does.

Now, the myth started because of a joke that was Lightning never strikes the same place twice because the same place isn't there anymore. Oh, that makes sense. But people ignored the second part and then the myth was born from that. Okay. Ration your water if you are stranded. Oh, I know this one because

don't ration it. You should drink it normally because you won't make good decisions if you already hydrated. Yep. The right move is to ration sweat, not water. So try to stay cool. Drink your water and use your strength that you get from that water to search for more water. Dehydration is much more dangerous. Early on, you'll make the best decisions. So they say drink water. Have a clear mind as you're trying to focus on what you're doing over the next block of time. Yeah, that's good. And another one about drinking water, drinking water from a cactus to survive in the desert. Yeah, you can't do that. Yeah. You want to know why,

as if I remember this. You want to know why? Because most cactuses don't have the water like the movies say. there's only three that actually, what? Like two. Okay. Two species of cactus. Cectuses. So don't go into a cactus trying to drink the water. Because some of the liquid and cactuses are poisonous, actually.

Some are filled with acids that can cause a not happy situation. Yeah, like diarrhea and stuff. Yeah, like that. And you'll be dehydrated. Then you got to drink all your water. Fatal. Wow. Fatal.

So there you go. Well, Garth Brooks says his Nashville club will be a safe place where everybody has good manners. He said, quote, I want to be the chick-fil-a of honky talks in Nashville. Closed on Sunday? I don't think you're good. No, just friendly. Oh, okay.

You know, like everyone's on their best behavior. The staff is really nice. People are just kind at Chick-fil-A. That'd be cool. Two days out, Eddie and I are opening for Garth Brooks on Saturday in football stadium in Arkansas. Pretty. I don't know what the word is. Excited, but also a little nervous.

Also, well, I don't get nervous to perform for the most part, But it's like, I just want people to understand that we're a comedy music gag, you know? Yeah. So I hope people don't, like, boo us. Well, you'll declare that when you get out there? Yeah, but nobody's listening. Okay. All right.

All right. There we go. I made me. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. Come on! It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good.

Seven-year-old Hunter was with his dad at a Montreal Canadian's hockey game, and they were there before the game, and they went down to the glass, and he's waving. to his favorite player Nick Suzuki. Hey, can I get a puck? Can I get a puck? And Nick tosses him a puck over the glass. Well, I guess he's not been playing catch with his dad enough because boom, misses it, hits him right in the face. Gives him a big old fat lip.

So the hockey player, Nick feels bad. Goes to the bench, gets a stick, signs it, and hands it to the seven-year-old. And he's going back to his seat and the ushers like, nope, can't have a stick in the arena. You got to either give up the stick or you got to leave. What? I must not have seen it happen then, huh?

Must not have seen it happen. He goes, because it can be, I guess it's considered a weapon. He goes, so either give us a stick or you got to leave the arena. Okay, go ahead. And so the seven-year-old's like, I'm keeping the stick. So he had to leave the game. Had to leave. Him and his dad had to go home.

Didn't even get to watch the hockey game. Okay. Well, the Canadians found out about this, reached out, and guess what? They're coming back and they get to be VIP guests. And so they'll probably get to meet all the players, get to do stuff on ice. Don't know what it means, but they're going to go VIP to the next game. Yeah. I feel bad for this.

because they obviously didn't know. They didn't know, and they just saw someone with a stick. Then rules are rules. No, if you are... If they got it from a player, I don't think rule... Right. You can overrule a rule if you have that ability. Right.

But I don't think had the usher really known what had happened, they would have kicked him out. So he went home with a fat lip, a stick, and a puck, and sadness. But then the Canadians made it better. But this usher, I mean, come on, let's give him some training. Obviously, you can say, hey, look, my stick is signed by the guy. I've seen that before, buddy. Yeah.

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Okay. Okay. I like that. I like that. But that means nothing, lunchbox. All right. See you, it doesn't. But that's coming up in 15 minutes or so.

15 minutes away. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. I got to call my parents down and lose some lives. See, you can't do that. All right, here we go. Let's do the morning corny.

You have 90 seconds. Go. The morning corny. Why did the candle fall in love? Why did the candle fall in love Stick wax waxed stem Flame flame Old flame

New flame The old flame The old candle What were you ready again? Why did the candle fall in love? Candle stick candle flame Light the candle Matchmaker

Burning desire Burnings Whirnings Wick Why did the candle Fall in love? Who did it meet? Another candle There was a per

It met a match Was it Matt? A meta-Mat. Meta-Purfect match. That's it. What's it? But I don't think other one of you guys got... Whoa, whoa.

I think I kind of got that. Now you're fighting over who got it. Well, I'm just saying I don't think you got that many close to... If that's right, I don't think you got you guys closer to the movie roll. If you got it. Is it made a perfect match? I just said perfect match. Is it perfect match?

Perfect match. We're gonna go with it made a perfect match. Okay. All right, let's go. The morning corny. Why did the candle fall in love? Why? It found the perfect match.

Yay. That's a good sign. Maybe I'm getting the roll. Maybe that's a twist. That's not fun. You get all the rolls. Oh, crap. Okay, do it, Eddie.

Clear eyes, full hearts can't lose. Okay, a couple things coming up. The mailbag is next. A guy secretly gambled. and one. And now he has this money. He didn't know what to do with it because he wasn't supposed to...

That's funny. So that's the email. We'll talk about that. And then three of you are left. Amy, lunchbox and Eddie, one of you today will get the movie roll. This is where it all changes. So we're finally down to it.

Yeah, today. We'll do it today. So coming up this hour, actually. Yes. All right. We'll be back. It's time. Come on.

Oh. In the next few minutes, somebody on the show will reveal. We will reveal that you will reveal that you, you have a movie roll. Oh, man. Multiple lines. A major streaming service movie.

We're down to three people. Either Amy's going to get the role. Either lunchboxes can get the role. Yes, yes, that's the most likely. That's the most likely scenario. Or Eddie gets the role. I feel it. I did not give this role.

I did not pursue it. It came to me and asked for one of you specifically. Now, this is a listener who left us this VEO. This happened on the show yesterday, but we're going to play it to set it up. One lady. Two boys. One contest, Hollywood is the trip. The outcome will only be known by Bobby Bones and it has already been decided.

Tax messages? It all doesn't matter. Bobby didn't pick the person. All you idiots don't message him about anything. And Bobby also deserves to have an honorary doctorate. And maybe also an ice cream cone. Let's go. Oh, my goodness.

So just a couple of quick things from each of you. Eddie believes he manifested this because... When I was a kid... My dad got me a little Oscar thing from a business trip he took to L.A. And I would stand in front of the mirror and say, I want to thank my parents for believing me. I would thank Tom Hanks for inspiring me all the above. This is my dream come true bones.

I know it. Earlier on the show, Eddie said his dad called him and was like, I think you got the role. He called me two times yesterday saying, has Bobby told you anything? It's like, Dad. Bobby's not telling me anything. I haven't told anyone.

Lunchbox, why do you think you manifested the role? Man, guys. How'd you get back in this, by the way? The plot twist. Got it. Plot twist. Like a movie. Like a good movie.

Like a good murder mystery. There's always a plot twist. And Bobby is the king of the plot twist. And he knew that everybody would be so happy I was eliminated. Then boom, plot twist. I'm back to steal the role. And I cannot wait. I took theater in seventh grade, Miss Dawson.

And then I just thought about being on the big screen the rest of my life. I started taking acting classes a couple years ago. I was like, you know what? It's time to chase that. dream and the dream has finally come true. Hollywood, I'm coming, baby. Open the doors. I'm on my way. Wow. Okay. Sounds like he's dying. I'm sending my team here, my creative team of Scuba and Mike Dia text. Oh, boy. You don't even know what that means. Like, like, like they're going to bring in the present for me. Amy. My plane ticket. You think, do you have manifested this somehow?

Well, I mean, yes, I've said for years that I would love a role in, for example, a Hallmark Christmas movie. I mean, back in the day, Hallmark was one making most of them. But now all kinds of networks and streaming platforms make Christmas movies. So that's what I often have put out there. And I did it recently on the show, pulled a clip of it just so you can hear of times that I've randomly mentioned it. Okay, here's some clips from Amy. There you go. Okay, so I have a bucket list item, which would be, I don't know, be in a hot.

Hallmark Christmas movie somehow, even just an extra. And I saw that Hershey's has teamed up with the Hallmark Channel and they have a baking contest going on. And a lucky winner is going to get a walk-on roll as a baker at the Hallmark Movie Channel. And I thought maybe that could be me. So I've said that for years. Maybe even a barista in a coffee shop. So you won a Hershey's contest? Well, no.

I mean, that was just an example of me saying it on the show. I've said it multiple times. You don't know? Okay. He doesn't know what? Do you know scuba? You can just text me, just text me back. Okay.

Why you'll have secret texts going on right now? This is my creative team and we can't talk in front of you guys. You guys are so stressed. Don't worry about it. You got the roll, you got the roll? I'm not stressed, but I am nervous. I'm not. I don't get nervous in front of the camera.

Well, but it's acting. It's not just. Well, I know. Trust me. I act. One of you has to be eliminated. Oh, sorry, suckers. I just said a prayer.

So the elimination is. going to happen and then we'll find out. Here's the thing. I and we don't think that this is a Christmas movie. Oh no, Amy. Sorry, Amy. See you later. Bye. Sorry. I'll wait for my

time. Movie roll's gone. Sorry. I still manifested it and I don't think. Scuba right? Are we just confused on it? I think we're confused. Yeah, I'm double check right now. It might be, but we don't know. if it is or isn't. Yeah, I think that they're known for this, but I don't think it's that. I'm alone for? Exactly. And the kids growing up in a slouchbox.

That could work. One of you will be eliminated. Oh, come on. The person eliminated. Now is Amy, do you think it's you? Oh my gosh! Why did you do that? Why did you do that? Oh, man. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. Literally, I'm sweating right now. I don't know.

I don't want to play this game. I have no idea. Honestly, whoever it is, and be happy for them, it's going to be cool. Like you said, it could be, like, an amazing experience

that, you know, alter someone's life a little bit. Okay, don't do that. Lunchbox. What? Talking to you right now. Yeah, that's good. I'm ready to move on.

I'm ready. Let's go. Get rid of these fools. Let's go. Just say it. I got the movie roll. You are I'm going on

Great person actor You are I need you to be quiet You are Still in Yeah What is off

That case How that tastes buddy So it's either Me or Eddie or out This is not good I don't I don't Wicked

Not like Eddie's hair Okay but why take shots out of He didn't do anything I just, I don't feel confident. I mean, there's no way. You can now you're possibly up against Lundschwarker and you don't feel confident. It's you. It's you that I'm worried about.

Not him. He brought himself back in, Amy. It can't be lunchbox. I feel like it's Amy now. But was I going to bring him back in? Was it a plot twist? I don't know. Yeah, this is what Bobby does.

He makes things really complicated. You are, yeah, you do stuff like this. Yes. So, oh, man. Eddie. Come on, Bose. Please. I told you, dude.

I didn't do it. I didn't pick this. I have nothing to do with it. I just say the announcement. Oh my gosh. What? What? You are.

Come on. Still in it? Still in it? Eliminated. Yeah. Yeah. No. No.

Sorry. Ray, why are you laughing so hard? Because he truly thought it was him. I really did. Yeah. Did he really? I really, really did. So it's either Amy.

Oh my goodness. Or live. This is amazing. Okay, so. Eddie, I made it farther you did. So we're going to take a break. We're going to take a break. Yeah, we've got to come back and finish it in the next second.

Oh, my goodness. Do you think, Eddie, now there's any chance it can be lunchbox? No. You still don't. I still, see, now even more, I think it's going to be Amy. But wouldn't I have eliminated him here? Yeah, but this is just fun to mess with his emotions. I love it.

Okay. I'm sorry, it's not, it wasn't you. It's okay. I have the rest of the day to get over it. My wife just texted, congrats. I'm freaking out. Okay, let's take a break. We will come back and we will give either Amy or Lunchbox the movie roll of a lifetime.

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It's an acting role that I've reached out to. It says La La La Laugh approached us about a movie. They want blank to appear in the movie. there will be lines they will work with this major actress it's on a major streaming service I think that's all I can say for here

yes so either lunchbox or Amy gets the roll place your bets Ray now lunchbox is back in he brought himself back in but that could have been the plan the whole time because there was going to be a twist who do you think gets the role Ray

I'm going with Amy just because lunch has a voice for radio he has a phase for radio. Okay, dumb joke. Like, from this. Oregon? My bet's been on Amy the whole time, so I'm sticking with it. Heavy favorite is Amy. Eddie. I don't know, man.

I'm very lost right now. I still just keep thinking it's me and maybe there's another twist, but since we're putting money down? You want to put yourself back into it? Yes. Can I put myself back into it? You know what? You can. Okay.

You're back in. All right. There are three people. Eddie's eliminated. Oh, okay. All right. That was quick. Best. $20 on Amy.

So all you guys are going for Amy. Wait, that's fine. So I will have played this perfectly if it's lunchbox is what you guys are saying. Pretty much. Well, I'd like to say, this has been a fun bit for me. And to our audience, they have no idea. The show's had no idea. Even during the break, I had to tell the show.

I was like, it hurt me not to tell Eddie. And I never asked you either. You didn't. Which was hard. The person. Oh my gosh. Are we shooting in Hollywood? Are we going to some exotic location?

Hollywood. Hollywood. That's why I feel my best. The person. Yes. Come on. Going to Hollywood. Oh, Bobby.

Lunchbox, how do you feel? I feel great. I feel great about this, baby. Let's go. I'm sweating. Don't be sweating. Amy, when you're an actor, you can't sweat on stage. Well, I will.

You got to be cool, calm, collective. The person getting in the acting role is Amy. I do it. I do it. The title's just been released called Lame Girls. Okay. It doesn't seem real because, yes, none of us have any acting experience. So whoever it would have been, this seems totally like not like it's really happening.

And I am sweating right now, and I feel bad for lunchbox. I definitely been very well-ed-up. Do you feel like you can act? I don't know. I think I can. Well, what's the, like, what are the lines? Okay, so what, you have a lot, you have a lot of lines. I don't have your script.

I can probably get your script. you're going to run lines with me? Like, you've been in a movie. I don't, how are, how do they expect us radio people to know how to do this? But Amy will be gone for a few days next month. We'll talk about it after this segment. Okay. You're free to go, but congratulations. Thank you. Amy has won the role. I'm not clapping back. You put yourself back in it. You did this to yourself. It's so dumb. Guys. Amy, that's really cool. I'm happy for you. I'm not. Say it. No, no, you say it. You know, you say it. You know, you say it?

Do you believe? Okay, relax. Let her have a moment. I don't know. I just did something that I've said, and I never thought would actually really happen. So my mind is all over the place. And I just, now I just want to do a good job and make y'all proud. I mean, especially representing I heart, because I guess that's the part of the-

Bobby Bone Show. Okay, sorry, the Bobby Bone Show. Yes, you. Does Amy the host of the show or something? I have no idea. I don't know a role. I guess I'm telling you I don't know anything about it. Okay.

But they came to me. Okay. Bobby Bones Show proud. Amy's trying to make a faceless company proud. So we're going to... A what? A faceless company? What does that mean?

Instead of your friends here. You're making... No, I want to make y'all proud. Thank you. And even the listeners, too. Congratulations. Thank you. Congratulations, Amy.

Wait, so... Well, I don't know. I don't have any details. I wish I had more. I can probably get the script, but you have to go soon. You're going to go. We're going to make sure. I'm going to watch your kids.

Oh, you are? Awesome. Oh, boy. All right. There we go. That concludes this. Good, everybody. Take a breath.

Proud of all of you. You're all great in my mind. All right, cool. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Yeah, I hope it's something good. Emergency crews responded to a call at a trampoline park in Wayne, New Jersey. And it was about 5 o'clock p.m.

And they were six kids between the ages 10 and 14 stuck in an elevator. So they start going through the process. They get a mechanic out there. Mechanic works on it for an hour. And they're like, I can't get this thing open. It's just not responding. So they say, all right, boys. we know what we got to do.

They got ropes, rappels, and all these little spools or whatever. They go to the top of the building and they have to repel down and do an actual rescue where they rip the top off the elevator and harness the kids one by one

and pull them out. Wow. Pretty cool. I mean, huge operation. They can't just open the elevator doors? No, they worked on it for hours. Did not work. And they said it was a hot day,

so it was just getting hotter and hotter and they're like, we just got to do what we got to do. That would be pretty cool if you were a kid. I don't want to be wrapped up with another human lift it up. Me neither. But if I'm nine, that's pretty neat.

I'm thinking six kids, they're all buddies in there. They're probably thinking it's hilarious. They're probably peeing in the corner. They've got a whole thing happening in there. That's awesome. Glad they saved them. But man, a trampoline parked that has an elevator? Yeah.

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Well, what would you do? You go up to a gas pump and it says 45 cents a gallon. Oh, fill her up. Would you? Yeah. That's what you do, right? Well, I'm asking you. Or would you let the people know, hey, is this, if it's not like advertised. Hey, I'm thinking they're running a special, so I fill up. It's not Outback, I'm a special.

I don't know. Gas station in Chattanooga, Acts only had the price. At 45 cents per gallon, it was supposed to be $4.50. For five hours, people bought gas and said nothing. One guy finally went in and let the owner know, hey, then the owner was like on the news crying. They lost so much money. Okay, never mind. I would say something.

Well, now that you've heard that part. I didn't know people, it was five hours worth. But you wouldn't know when you got there. There's no way to time it. But your answer is you would just got the gas. Yeah. Initially, that was my first answer. Now my response is I would say something.

I think I would ask something. It's business. Because sometimes I don't fill it all the way up because I don't want to spend the fill up money. You just get enough to get you through to the next stop. And I would be like, I can fill it up pretty cheap But is this right? Because I don't want to accidentally get charged

For 50 a gallon I think I would ask And they'd go, what? Then they'd fix it because of that. So I would ask because I would be wondering myself But I do think I would go ask But man, I'd be honest It'd also just drive up and it were a special

Of course Someone's like, fight for the next 10 minutes You're lucky, you get 45 cents a gallon But it looks like they lost a bunch of money I know, what would you do, Eddie? Fill her up and then go home Get my wife's car fill that up, then call my friends and say,

guys, you need to get to this gas station. Chief gas. Fill it up, call my wife, call my friends, then put it out on Twitter. I mean, 40, I mean, you think everybody would love you. Oh my gosh, you told me about 45 cent gas. You're amazing, lunchbox. According to Dr. Pete Polos,

the best time to eat dinner for quality sleep is three hours before bed. He's a sleep medicine specialist and sleep expert for sleep number. And he says you'll want to finish up dinner at least three hours, before you go to bed. He explains that gives you enough time for digestion

because what happens is we eat so late and if our body's churning through it, digestion, we're trying to sleep and relax and rest, but our body's doing work overtime in the middle, it's hard for the upper to fall asleep. And get it. So three hours before bed, that's the situation. That's from mindbodygreen.com.

Dessert, thanks for asking. Unfortunately, he encouraged us to wrap up all eating, including sweet treats, including the little things after dinner if you go get a snack. three-hour window because if you want to sleep you need to make sure everything is resting

not just your brain, your eyes. I saw to that three-hour window is key because if you eat too early and then you have like this five-hour window then your blood sugar dips while you're sleeping and that's when you wake up. And you wake up sometimes at one in the morning. I woke up this morning about 12, 45 or 1.

I watched the first half of winning time on HBO Max. I was like, oh, I'm getting sleepy and I love the show so much so I don't want to miss any more of it. I fell asleep and then I was like when I wake up in the middle of night, if I can do a sound, that represents me waking up. It's like this.

Boom. And I'm like, boom. Son of a god, I'm awake. So I went and hop on the PlayStation for like 30 minutes and practiced, running some plays on basketball and then went back to bed. That's it. That's why you're so good. A bride and the caterer are charged after spiking their wedding food with marijuana.

What? They didn't tell anybody. I know. The bride and the caterer. A Florida bride and a caterer are facing felony charges after they spiked the wedding food with weed. According to police, numerous guests were treated for symptoms. At the wedding of a 42-year-old, one of the guests said a catering staffer told her she thought it was common knowledge that cannabis was in the food. Why would you do this and not tell someone?

I understand if you were doing it for a few friends that knew it was coming as a special treat to them if they thought that was a treat to them. But to do it to people that were unsuspecting, the caterer was asked that there was weed in the food and she giggled and shook her head, yes. Of course. The groom apparently had no idea. Uh-oh. Wow. That's tough. Is that a deal breaker on your wedding day?

That's tough. I wouldn't think you'd want to waste your stuff on random people. Well, they're not random. They're people you invited to your wedding. All right. California and Cynthia McKnight, 24 years old, reportedly went on a tirade against airline workers just before takeoff in Buffalo, New York on Tuesday,

and then open the emergency exit, deployed the inflatable slide, and ran around the tarmac. Oh, my. Had a blast. She's been charged with a disembarked. disorderly conduct, harassment, trespass, and criminal mischief. Buffalo Bill's tackle Spencer Brown was on the flight, tweeted about it, including a picture

of the deployed slide. Took it from a seat window, and he goes, sitting on a plane, a lady's mad, lady pulls the emergency inflatable slide to escape the plane, lady running wild through the tarmac, cops have arrived, flight ruin, memories made. Yeah. And then he tweeted, noise. The pilot was forced to return the plane to the gate. That's from Fox News.

I mean, would you even know how to pull the slide thing you do? Well, I'm glad you asked. Yes, because it's on the door. It's right in there. Oh, it is? Well, the slide just goes. You just pull the door and then boom. That red handle.

That's cool. It tells you the arrow which way to do it too. Crazed Disney fans are so desperate for merchandise that are using fake babies to get around the limit. So, shoppers have been accused of using fake babies in order to gain access to brand new Disney merch. What's happening is you can only get so much for, person. But if you take another person with you, you can get more. But if you don't have

another person, they're taking a fake person. Like a doll? Yes, that's exactly what it is. A clerk discovered that one man who was running a flea market was selling products for over three times the cost. He's going in basically like Eddie, 18 kids. Swiss family Robinson in there. So that's the situation there. I saw at the mall, the pregnant parking spots, they're really close and there for moms to be or, you know, like it's so that you don't have to walk that far. I think if you're pregnant. Have you all seen those signs? Oh, yes, I have occasionally.

This one girl parked there and she got out and I was like, does this count if you're six weeks pregnant because she was. It does. Yeah, mom to be. And you know what? Prove it. Prove she's not. Right. That's what I'm saying. Like, I don't think she was pregnant.

I'm going to do that. Prove I'm not pregnant. You go with your beer belly like sticking out? No, just. No, I'm going myself. Prove it. You're so early. You're not showing?

I feel it's reserved for like when you're really pregnant. I understand you feel that way, but it just says pregnant. There's not a line. then what's the line? Yeah, it's any future mom. I'm a future mom maybe. No, you're not pregnant. I think it really says future moms

with a pregnant lady on the sign. Well, that makes things different. Yeah. And also, I don't think I gave anybody a ticket for that or tow you for that. That's just if you would like to abide by this rule, don't park here. I mean, there's no parking available.

You should just get a sticker of a pregnant lady and put it on your car and be like, I have the sticker for this. What are you talking about? Top three songs in country music this week before the weekends. At number three, a song that's been in the top three forever. It's a former number one.

Here is Sam Hunt 23. At number two, Cole Swindell and Lainey Wilson, Never Say Never. And your number one song is from Dirks and Hardy and Breeland. It's called Beers on Me. It's short on cash say cheers. Don't sweat it, leave the sweating to the beer. Come on now. That's second week at number one.

By the way, the number one alternative song is from the red hot chili peppers black summer. If you ever love the chili peppers? Not really. Do you ever have a minute? Do you know any of their songs? Yeah. I'll tell you a news story about it in a second. But can you name one?

Yeah. Go ahead. Uh, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Name it. I can't right now. Give me, no, just give me a long. I'll give you a few. Give it away, give it away, give it away now.

That would be one. That's good. I feel that one. Yeah. Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner. I like that one. That one good. So anyway, I saw a guy who bought some tickets.

He's a big red hot chili peppers fan. Bought front row seats, I believe. And he got them, tickets sent to him. He looked at them and they said red not red not chili peppers. Like a tribute band? Like a polka or some sort of. That's terrible. What is it?

Red hot chili fibers. Whatever it was. I don't have the fan. Maybe that's what it was. Red Hot. I knew there was like a word change out there. I don't have that story. That's terrible. Red hot chili pipers. That's it. Not red, not chili peppers. Although that's funny too. Okay, that's the news. Thank you.

Those were Bobby's big. Stories. You know, that's what happens when I freestyle the news. Wait, but now I can't think of the real band's real name. Red hot chili peppers. Okay, there we go. Sorry. I just was the, I don't know. Hey, Scoobo, welfare check on Amy. Lunchbox and I decided we were going to business together.

we're going to go and buy a storage unit. And everything that was in it, we would just take and resell and try to make money, like storage wars. So we're not actually buying the unit, but what's in it, and people forget to pay or people can't pay, and it all goes up for auction. So we had a lot of listeners saying,

you need to wait until the last minute because that's when, bam, bam, bam, bam, people start bidding. Like, don't run the price up before then. I had a different theory. My theory was if we can just move it up a little bit, scare them off, they won't even come back for the last minute. So, and I didn't put it on Instagram because I didn't want people to see it, know it, and then go bid against me.

So I didn't put it online. Smart. Smart. That's good business. That's why I went into business with you. Our bid was at $190.190. Oh, man. Until I got to the last few minutes.

What do you think it went off at, Eddie? The way you're talking, I just feel like it went really high. I'm going to go with $300. Maybe. $2.10. The strategy paid off. Nobody was even there. It went off, we got it at 190.

Yeah! Okay! Yeah. We rich! I said they're ready. And the fact that we moved it up just a little bit, people were like, I'm not going to, hey, take on these big ballers, let's go. That's what they were thinking on lunchbox. That's right.

They're like, these guys must have cold hard cats. They're like, they're probably wearing Rolex and driving in their gold-plated cars. Little they know, it's an 05 Alts about with 100,000 miles on it. What up? So we own this storage unit. So what's next? Well, I'm glad you asked because Lunchbox ended up calling the guy yesterday to claim the unit. I called to claim it. Let him know. We won. We won. I'm the winner.

The results are in with $190. Boom. We got it. So here we go. We have to pay it. And then we have to pay 15%. We what? The auction site. I didn't know about that. Yeah, it kind of snuck up on us. So we owe a little over $200 now. Here we go. Here's Lunchbox calling. Go ahead.

storage, this is, I may help you. My man, my man, what's up? I think I won one of those storage bids online. I think I'm the winner. Are you now? I hadn't had a chance to even look at you. I've been busy here as though. Dude, I'm going to get rich.

You think so? I mean, listen, man, I watch Storage Wars on TV, and they find all this cool stuff. And that's all I saw it. I mean, I got to do this. So I got online, I started, boom, bid, boom, bid, boom, bid. I mean, it's a big day. This is my first win. Well, hopefully you can make some money off of it.

So when I show up, are we going to have, like, confetti and balloons? Like a party, like a celebration? No, we're just going to want your money, that's all. And then you'll give me a key, and I'll walk over there and be like, what up? I'm making money. Well, we'll take you down and show you the unit, and then you can take your stuff out of there. Okay, all right. Well, thank you, man.

I mean, I can't wait in probably top ten moments of my life. Well, hopefully. Yeah, I mean, because I was prom king. That was number one, getting married. Then having three kids and, I mean, winning the storage unit. Oh, my goodness! All right. Well, then we'll see you tomorrow.

All right. Thanks a lot, man. Have a great day. You have a great day as well. All right. I won! It'd be fine to have a ribbon cutting for the big pair of scissors. I mean, how awesome.

So the winning bid, here's all, it's broken now for you, $190. The 15% of the auction site for putting it up is $28. The taxes. There's taxes. 1758. I didn't know about taxes either. The grand total, $236.9. We would have bid that anyway.

Yeah. If they got there. We're going to make that back, no problem. We're split. You know, it's a split deal. So, lunchbox will go out there today or tomorrow and we'll have the stuff. We won't reveal anything until Monday. We'll have it here.

We'll go through it together. Every time you and your business partner do this segment, is there going to be yelling? Hooting and hollering? Like, every... Well, listen, we have a meeting, boxing bobbing meeting today. Yeah, what's it, Boxing Bob? Boxing Bob Inc. Yeah, we get boxes, and he's lunchbox and I'm Bobby. Yeah.

So Boxing Bob Bean's going to have a meeting today and we'll discuss, thank you for bringing this up. We'll put it on the agenda, yelling. We'll have that thing. Thank you. You got a problem with the yelling? Sorry, you're not in the excitement. Now you're like on the outside going. Man, I wish I was part of it.

Is this like everybody else in Silicon Valley when Facebook launched and never got big? Yeah. And they were like, no, sucker did it again. Huh? I don't know. Everyone that passed. You know, you had the opportunity to jump on board and you laughed at us. And you said, you'll never win.

you'll never make money. And where are we at now? One auction and one win. Woo! You're in the hole right now. So far? So far you haven't made it. Yeah, you haven't made any money. No, no, guys, we're not in the hole. We're in a storage unit. Stop peeing on our parade. Everybody. Bobby, don't start yelling. He's not.

He did. He just did. No, I did it. I just want to say. So I'm sorry. Yeah. Okay. Come on, man. So, uh, Monday. Okay. Is this the unit with the shoes in? He's going to go tomorrow. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You need some shoes for your basketball games? No, good. Heck yeah. So we'll have our stuff. We're going to be rich.

It's going to be awesome. And look at us now because probably when you see us on Monday, we'll probably even goal plate of clothes. Whoa. Hey, you know who we need to bring on? Is that expert in... Dr. Lorry. Dr. Lory. Tell us, oh, those shoes are worth $10,000.

I'm looking at a picture far back from the storage unit now. There's a lot of empty space in this unit that I didn't see. Like it looked full, but now it doesn't? It just doesn't look like there's as much stuff in there as we thought. I feel like now they put this picture up because it's our. been sold. Okay. Yeah, it was zoomed in.

Have you seen this new picture? I'm looking at it right now on my D's computer. Have you ever seen it this empty before? No. Me either. No. There's no way they can go in and clear some of it out. No, no, no, no.

That's illegal. Well, we won. We're going to come in and celebrate on a Monday show and have it for you guys and have a party. Hey, I got to get by that unit. Hey, go buy something nice today. Because you can make it back in this. Exactly. Yeah, celebrate.

Go buy something nice. Spring is here, which means it's time to take advantage of the Home Depot low price guarantee. If you find a lower price on the same product from one of our competitors, we'll match it. The Home Depot, how doers get more done. Let's go over and talk to Jay, who is calling us from Plant City, Florida. Jay, we appreciate the call. What's going on, buddy? Hi, I'm doing. Good morning, Bobby. Good morning. Morning. Morning. All right. So my question was for Amy. Now that you got the movie roll, The other day you had said that if there was kissing or anything involved like that,

you were going to rethink the offer. So how do you go about that stuff? Interesting, because you haven't seen the script. If there's kissing in the movie, if there is a kiss scene. But was that for me? Did I say that? Who cares? He's asking you now. Oh, I have no idea. I thought that kissing in movies there was a fake way to kiss.

No, there's not. Yes, there is. No, you've got to do it, do it. Yeah, you have to do it, do it. Well, that's awkward for my first acting debut, a kiss. But if it pops up in the screen and you have a love interest and you have to kiss them. I'm doing it. Okay.

Yeah. I like it. I would, I mean, I would think you would. It's acting. It's not real life. Yeah. So you're committing. What if it's a nude scene?

No. Oh. No. What about like just back? Yeah. Huh? No. Just the top of your butt cheeks.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Stop. Nope. Okay. No. I'll have to be like, we need to rewrite this.

You can have a stunt butt. Not someone else. A butt double? Yeah. Have stump butt. All right, Jay, there you go. I hope you're satisfied with that answer. All right, yeah, thank you.

All right, see you, buddy. Interesting. So, Amy was announced as the person who will get the acting rule. We're not, apparently we're not allowed to say anything about it. I thought we could say some stuff about it. Scuba, what have we been told we can't say? Pretty much everything. Can't say anything about where it's streaming, who's in the movie,

too much about the plot. We can't run through any lines or any of that kind of fun stuff. Yet. Yes, yes. Unfortunately, the moment, yeah. We can literally do nothing. No, just what we've done so far, which is nothing. I apologize.

I want to do more with it, but we can't. It's mostly so we don't get in trouble. Do you want to practice like a line from Titanic or something? I mean, I need to practice something. Hey, what, okay. It's more so we don't get in trouble or get Amy in trouble and lose this role. The role of a lifetime. Yes.

So a couple things, Abby, our phone screeners, saw a couple other members of the show out and about after that segment. Abby, what happened? Oh my God. It was so dramatic. Okay, I'm answering phones. Then I hear a commotion in the glass room. Eddie and Lunchbox bust in here. I saw a side of Eddie I have not seen like his road rage side. He was mad that he did not get it.

And then Lunchbox kicks the trash can on the way to the bathroom. It was a lot. So physically they were angry. Yeah. Why did you kick a trash can? Frustration. But you knew you weren't going to get it. You put yourself back in the competition.

No, I thought there was a twist. You made the twist. No, no, no. I thought you made me think I made the twist, and that was a twist that you were going to give in the beginning, and it didn't work out. And so, yeah, I was frustrated. I walked by, and that trash can looked like it needed a little rearranging. Eddie, your attitude is not great either. I guess I had kind of talked myself into thinking, really, that it was going to happen. And I was trying to be cool in studio while we were on air. But once I got out, I said a bad word, loud.

Okay. Can I say, like, Eddie gets to open for Garth Brooks with you this weekend. and I'm extremely happy for him. Do you want to trade places? Well, I can't play guitar or sing. And you can't act. And I'm not happy. You don't know that. I think I can act.

I'm just saying we could all be happy for each other and support each other. It wasn't that I was mad that Amy got it though. I can't be happy. Also, I have seen at least one comment online that's already getting to me that Bobby is favoring me again and he chose precious Amy. I didn't choose anybody. And Bobby has made it clear that he had nothing to do with this. When they approached the whole thing, they had me in mind. So the truth is I didn't choose precious Amy.

Yes. Somebody else chose precious Amy. Yeah. So everybody taking breath. I get it. Everybody's fine. How about lunchbox? Would you be Amy's acting coach?

Yeah, I can give her some pointers. Okay. Like what? Like, I mean, I just have to say, I have never seen her act anything. I don't think she can act one bit. And I think she gets nervous and she doesn't, you know, do well in front of the camera. Like when... But how do you know she's not done it?

I see her get up here and do karaoke and she gets scared. Yeah, I shake. That's a whole different thing. That's performing in front of people and that's just us. And she shakes when she does karaoke. Imagine being on set when they say action. But you're only imagining it too because you've never done it. He does it on Zoom.

But he's never done it either and he's acting like an expert at that part of it. Yeah, listen, I'll take any help I can get. So have lunchboxes to offer me pointers because he's been paying. Why not Morgan? Morgan has literally done more acting than he had. But it's been a minute, though. Lunchbox has been investing and acting for months and months. Zoom.

On Zoom. With a class. What are you going to pay him? No, this is a trade. Trace is. What am I getting out of it? Listen, I don't know. What can I help you with?

You tell me. Cash. Okay. Bobby Bones show. Boney up the day. This story comes with us from Tulsa, Oklahoma. A man walked into a car dealership and saw a new audience like, hey, I want to take that for a ride and they said, sir, that one's not ready

to be driven off the light yet and he goes, I'm a U.S. Marshal, give me the car. And so he went behind the counter tried to take the keys, got in the car, tried to drive it off the lot, and the employees blocked him, called police. Was he a U.S. Marshal? No, he was just acting like it.

He just said that there was martial law and he was allowed to be a U.S. Marshal. But that's not what Marshall Law is. That's what he said. But he just used the word twice, Marshall and Marshall. Yeah, I'm Marshall Falk. Former running back This is martial law

And I'm a U.S. Marshal As many times I can get Fet Marshall End Okay I'm Lunchbox That's your bonehead story of the day You ever get two people Confused on text

Where you think you're talking And having a whole conversation With somebody And it's not that person Not a whole conversation So this is what happened So I have a neighbor At our cabin that we have

In central Arkansas So we will go back Near where I grew up We have a cabin there and I have them in my phone as neighbor Arkansas. Now, the head basketball coach for the women's Arkansas Razorbacks team is coached neighbors. Oh, no. So neighbor Arkansas is messaging me like, hey, you're going to Garth.

I see you there. And I don't really know him that well. I think I've only met him twice ever. Who the coach? No, the neighbor. The neighbor. I got to keep up tough. I'm falling.

Gotcha. Because we're not there a lot and we just have each other's number in case something goes wrong at the house. Now, coach neighbors, I know well. Well, I'm just chatting it up with who I think as coach neighbors. I'm like, yeah, we should get, hey, let me know. I'll see you at the show. If you're coming, I'll meet you here. So neighbor Arkansas now has a time to meet.

Oh, you're meeting. And I don't know what to do. Arkansas neighbor has like backstage passes. Apparently I'm hanging out with them. I thought it was coach neighbors. So you need to go change that in your phone. I'm going to. By the way, this is a two-day conversation.

Oh, gosh. Not a five minute. Yeah. I just saw neighbors. And he was like, hey, I'm going to be there. Do you want to get together? I was like, of course, why would I not? I'd like...

My guess is you don't even know Arkansas neighbor's name. That's accurate. Because it's in the phone as Arkansas neighbors. So what are you going to call them the whole time they're there? Hey. Hey, neighbor. No, no, I'm trying to get out of it. Oh, yeah.

You are? I'm going to be sick. Couldn't play the show. They're going to be there anyway. I know. But anyway, this has happened, and I've mixed them up for days. You never done that like that. No, but easy way for you to clarify is now you put a little house by the neighbor, and then you put a basketball.

It was just the word neighbor regardless. I know, but you're going to do it again. So that's what I'm dealing with right now. Eddie and I are going to open up for the Garth show on Saturday, and now I'm going to be hanging out with a neighbor. We need you to focus on the show, dude. Not this problem. I'm freaking out.

That's what's up. Thank you for listening today. Have a great Thursday. We'll see you tomorrow on tomorrow's show. Jason Aldine is in. Bye everybody. The Bobby Bones show. Bones.

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