The Bobby Bones Show - THURS: Merry Christmas From The Bobby Bones Show! + Guess The Country Artist Greeting Game + Cringe Kringle Makes An Appearance + Name The Christmas Movie

Episode Date: December 25, 2025

Merry Christmas! Bobby plays Christmas greetings from various country artists and the crew all take their best guesses, Lunchbox goes Christmas caroling in the public bathroom and we all try and guess... Christmas movies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:00 But if you ever reach a point where you... you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck.
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Starting point is 00:03:21 Morning. I'll play you a clip from a favorite Christmas movie. Just name the movie. Write them down here. We'll go game to get started. This is an example, but still don't blur it out your answer, guys. Here we go. I know him. I know him. So that's an example. Amy, what do you have? Elf. That's right. There's no point there. That's a good movie. That's a good one. So you'll go until you miss. Name the Christmas movie by the clip. All right, go ahead. You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Merry Christmas.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Ho, ho, ho. I'm in. In for the win. Amy? Christmas story. Lunchbox? A Christmas story. Eddie?
Starting point is 00:04:04 A Christmas story. Boom. One. Number two. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. And a happy new year. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. And a happy new year.
Starting point is 00:04:22 I'm in. I'm in for the win. And lunchbox? Home alone. Amy? Home alone. Eddie? Home alone.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Good job. That's on the TV. That often confused you guys in yours past because you tried to find the old movie. Good job, good job. Next up. I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.
Starting point is 00:04:48 I'm in. This would be one of the few I would know. Because I haven't seen a lot of Christmas movies, but this is for sure one I would know. But. Would you play one more time? I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.
Starting point is 00:05:10 In for the win. Amy looks defeated. Well, I mean, it's just like one of three of the black and white that I know. You're not going to get it then. What do you have? Miracle on 34th Street. It's not black and white. It's in color.
Starting point is 00:05:26 It's actually a cartoon, a Charlie Brown Christmas. Eddie? Charlie Brown Christmas. Correct. Sounded like. Good job. Next up. Almost.
Starting point is 00:05:36 What is Santa? You killed him. Did not? And he's not Santa. Well, he was. I'm in. Amy, you're out. You're not in.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Oh, Amy. See ya. I saw her writing down and she goes, I'm in. You're out. Let's see. Lunchbox and Eddie. One more time, please. He has killed him.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Did not. And he's not Santa. Well, he was. I'm in. I'm in for the win. Lunchbox. Santa Claus. Eddie?
Starting point is 00:06:09 The Santa Claus. Great job next. 5.30. Jazz or size. 6.30. Dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7 o'clock.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Ressel with myself loathing. I'm booked. I'm in. What? For the win. Let's give it one more run. 5.30. Jazzetize.
Starting point is 00:06:31 6.30. Dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7 o'clock. wrestle with myself loathing. I'm booked. He's stressing. I have, I mean, I'm... Five seconds?
Starting point is 00:06:48 Timer, timer. Lunchbox? Bad Santa. Oof. Eddie? How the Grinch stole Christmas. Correct. Oh, gosh.
Starting point is 00:06:57 That's correct. And you know what? To start the day, you win. Come on, yeah! The Bobby Bones show. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. Luke Bryan here, and my favorite thing about the holidays is getting everybody to my house here in Nashville having the good old Griswold family Christmas.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Happy holidays from the Bobby Bones show. I want to go talk to Erica in Texas. Erica needs some advice. Erica, what's up? I haven't talked to my ex-husband in almost two years. We have two children and the youngest one is 17th. She was sick, so she's taking college courses in high school. And I need to pay $600 by January for her to continue to take these courses.
Starting point is 00:07:41 is how do I go about talking to my husband when I haven't talked to him? Do you have a text message, an email? Do you have any of those ways to get a hold of him? Nope. I deleted everything and my daughter only talks to him on the weekends because she has to. So if she can talk to him though, does she have the information to be able to get a hold of him? She does, but she doesn't want anything from him. When she turns 18, she's done with him because of what he has done.
Starting point is 00:08:05 You need the money? I mean, is this something that you need? Like right now, it's not easy to give $600 bucks? It's not easy to get 600 bucks. She's a senior this year and she's been taking high school, or sorry, college courses since she was a sophomore. So when she graduates and goes into college next year, she'll already have her bachelor's, and she just needs to get her hands on training for marine biology. Dang. And how do you feel about reaching out to your husband to ask for something?
Starting point is 00:08:35 Is that something that you just don't want to do, but you feel like you have to do? For this I have to do, I feel, but I don't want to. I mean, he cheated on me with my step-sister. Oh, my gosh. Okay, yeah, that's terrible, but right now I'm just, like, very fired up for you. Like, regardless of, yeah, what happened or what he did, he needs to contribute to the well-being of your daughter. And so if I don't know what the situation, if he's paid anything over this period of time, but he absolutely should be contributing to this. And you should, with kindness, you need to get the number from your daughter.
Starting point is 00:09:11 And I know it's probably not fun to talk to him. But you need to say like, hey, this is what I've spent over this, this and this. And this is what to do. And I need you to contribute. Amy brings up a great point. Has he contributed anything in the past couple years? When he's with her, yes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:26 That's not enough. And the only thing, no, it's not. The only thing he pays on a regular basis is the insurance because she's on his insurance. but all the medical bills that we've had to pay for since she was sick, I've had to pay for. Is it to you? So because I work at the- I'm sorry, is it to you, is there something too about it where you, you would rather not ask him because you just don't want it to be involved? Like if you had it, you'd just rather pay it yourself.
Starting point is 00:09:53 It's not the principle of him paying because it's the daughter. It's the principal in your mind. You don't want to deal with him and you wish you could just pay it. Oh, I don't want to deal with him at all. And I would pay it if I had it. I mean, there's a lot to it. when I found out that it was my step sister. I got her kicked out of the military as well.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Dude, that's crazy. It was a step sister. Wait, how'd you get her kicked out of the military? Was he in the military too? Because you can't be doing that. No, he was not in the military. Well, he was in the past, but he hasn't been in for 12 years. She was stationed over here in San Antonio, and I knew who her command was, and I sent them proof.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Yes. Yeah. Would you rather stick it to him and get the money as in like a stick it and you owe us or would you rather just have the money and never talk to him again? I've been trying to get extra shifts at the clinic that I work at and I mean it's coming but it's not coming fast enough for January. Okay. So the money's due January 16. How much do you need? $600.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Do you have Venmo? Yeah, $600. No, Bobby, she needs to call him. If she doesn't want to talk to him and she doesn't want him contributing so he can't hold it against her, I'm happy to just VINMO or the money. I know that you are. No. Okay. Yeah, Venmo.
Starting point is 00:11:06 I can fix this right now. I do have Venmo, but no, I don't want your money. Thank you. I know you do this a lot, but no. If you don't want to deal with him and you're working on this, let a friend help you out. I'm happy to help you out and then screw him. It's not even like a let me help you. It's more like screw the dude.
Starting point is 00:11:22 If he's never involved, don't bring him involved so we can hold it over your head. Like screw him. He screwed you. Well, I screwed your step sister. Basically, he screwed you over. It would make me feel good. good to help. Would you let me do that please and you never have to even talk to him again? Because he's such a freaking loser. Say yes. Okay. Say yes. I mean. Say yes. Okay. Okay. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:11:44 I'm going to put you on hold. Screw him. Don't talk to him. No, I don't want to talk to him. No, no, no. Do you know what really screw him? You give her the 600 and then she asks him for it and boom, she's on top. If she wants to double up to catch him, that's great. You can do that too. Double up. But I don't want her to have the stress of it. Stay on hold, Erica. Don't feel bad. I'm happy to do this. I got you. I'm going to send this over to you now. Thank you for listening. We have Erica back on. Hey, Erica, when I vimmo did that, I wrote the wrong message.
Starting point is 00:12:10 I wrote, boom, no need for the lower. I meant no need for the loser. I just wanted to get her back on because I wrote the wrong thing. Okay, so you... I just figured it was don't go low. Okay, that works too. Erica called us earlier and said that she has an ex-husband who won't pay and her kid needs some money for school. And her ex-husband cheated with her staff.
Starting point is 00:12:32 That is some Jerry Springer type stuff. How did you even find that out here? Yeah. So my husband, we were married for 20 years and he's always said, you know, that my step sister is obnoxious, he can't stand her, yada, yada, yada, yada. He didn't like going to family functions because she would be there. And all of a sudden they just, they started hanging out. I was like, that's kind of odd.
Starting point is 00:12:55 So my step sister was like, oh, I met this new guy, yada yada, he's so perfect and you know, she's just always talking about. about him. And then my husband's like, oh, I talked to so and so today. It's like, why did you talk to her? And he's like, oh, I don't know. She contacted me. So there was a lot of little flags. And so he left his laptop open one day and I snooped. And sure enough, they had been contacting each other. And so I'm kind of vindictive. So I put cameras everywhere, put cameras in my house. I put cameras in his truck. And I got proof and I sent everything to her command. I got her kicked out of the military.
Starting point is 00:13:33 I can't do much to him because, you know, he's not in the military anymore. So I blasted that to her command and I sent an email to the family and cede everybody in it. So how did the family react? Because again, they have you, they have a step sister. It's a family dynamic. What did they say? My dad was mad. It caused a lot of friction between him and his wife.
Starting point is 00:14:01 And everybody expected it from my step-sister because that's just the type of person she is. Whenever she would deploy, you know, she'd come back and be like, oh, you know, I met this person. I met that person. I met that person. I did this and I did that. So everybody expected it from her, but not from my husband. And are they still together, your husband and your step-sister? No.
Starting point is 00:14:27 I wouldn't think so, yeah. That's kind of shady and shady people keep doing shady things. even if not right away, Shady's kind of in the blood. I'm, that's traumatic, and I'm very sorry that happened to you. Were you able to ever find another good dude, remarrying, anything like that?
Starting point is 00:14:41 That's not on my radar right now. I'm trying to get my daughter through college, so that's my main concern. I totally understand that. Well, you have, Venmo do the $600. So you have it, right? That is you? I do have it, yes.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Awesome. I'm so happy to do it. You put me out none. I just want you to know that. It's very, listen, I have a job that rocks now and I have money, and so I'm happy to help people out. That's my favorite thing about being successful. So feel no guilt. Don't contact your loser husband.
Starting point is 00:15:11 You don't need this $600 anymore. If you do decide to contact him, get $600 from him and then go buy some clothes or something. Yeah, that won't be happening. Oh, man. Well, Erica, we appreciate you listening, and I'm sorry that you had to go through all of that because that, like all seriousness, we've had some jokes. That's some traumatic stuff, and I hate that happen to you. and I hope you have a Merry Christmas and I hope your daughter is able to
Starting point is 00:15:35 finish your school stuff and hopefully we'll meet again soon okay? Yes, sir. Thank you guys so much. Oh, I met you guys one time when you guys were in Austin at the outlet mall when you guys were on the hip-hop station I met you on lunchbox. Was it rapping?
Starting point is 00:15:49 Was having a rap concert? No. That was a long time ago. Back in my Captain Caucasian news. It was a long time ago. Yeah. Awesome. Thank you guys so much. All right. Bye-bye.
Starting point is 00:16:06 It's time for the good news. With Bobby. There's a program in Montgomery, Alabama, and with the YMCA, they're helping people. It's called Brown Bag Bus. And so what's happening is they have turned these old buses into a way to deliver meals to kids who can't get to grocery stores, have food insecurity, can't have healthy food either. And so over 500 kids in these Montgomery School Districts are benefiting from this. the bus drives around. It's basically like the ice cream truck. That's cool. But healthier.
Starting point is 00:16:45 So maybe not as exciting to the kid at first. They have music? Hey, but food. But way better. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know they have music unless it's like a white snake on the radio. Here I come again on my own. The bus driver, yeah. The program's all about children.
Starting point is 00:17:00 Every lunch they distribute has a vegetable fruit, protein carton of milk. They even deliver on holidays. So the communities come together to raise money for it. They have people that drive the buses. They even pay people that drive the buses. So they also can work. It's a really cool program that the YMCA is doing down in Montgomery, Alabama. I just wanted to do a little highlight of that.
Starting point is 00:17:19 So appreciate you guys. Keep it up. Hopefully other communities can hear and learn from this and do the same. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me.
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Starting point is 00:18:01 and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a
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Starting point is 00:19:08 There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends... Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist.
Starting point is 00:19:39 I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves.
Starting point is 00:19:56 Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Ego Wode. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers, Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and The Big Me,
Starting point is 00:20:17 Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo. Woo. Woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with him one day. And I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there.
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Starting point is 00:22:24 I write them down. I'll give you a country artist. And here's the example. Go ahead. May your eggnog be spiked with plenty of rum to get you through this holiday season. All I want you to do is tell me the artist is wishing you a Merry Christmas. That's the game. That answer is Luke Ryan.
Starting point is 00:22:40 Good job. That's the example. Let's play. We got five of these. Number one. wishing you and all of your family the very best this holiday season Can you name that country artist? Hit it again. Wishing you and all of your family the very best this holiday season.
Starting point is 00:22:57 I'm in for the win. Oh yeah, I'm in. Amy? Keith Urban. Lunchbox? Keith Urban. Eddie? Heath Urban.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Correct. Number two. Hoping you have a very merry Christmas. Oh, ho. Let's say it one more time. Hoping you have a very Merry Christmas. Oh, ho. I'm in for the win.
Starting point is 00:23:19 That's a funny ho-ho. Amy? Riba. Lunch. Our girl, Reba McIntyre. Eddie? That's Reba. Good job.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Number three. Wishing you a very happy holiday season. It's quick. Whoa. We're going to play it again. Wishing you a very happy holiday season. I mean. I'm going to give it to you one more time.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Please. Go ahead. Wishing you a very happy holiday season. season. That's it. Can you name that artist wishing you Merry Christmas? And I think they mean it. I think they all these mean it guys. Amen. Just for one more fun, Ray, give me one more time. Wishing you a very happy holiday season. In an answer here. Okay. Pends down. Lunch is still writing? You can go first lunch. Casey Musgraves. Incorrect. Amy, what's your confidence level? Zero. Oh, oh, yeah. I can't, I feel like her laugh. I feel like her last.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Last season, like it sounds familiar, but... Who do you have? Megan Maroni. Yeah. Yeah. See, zero. Eddie, what's your confidence level? Yeah, I'm with Amy, zero.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Wow. That was very difficult. That was a tough one. Wow. Morgan, I can tell Morgan knows it. She's not even playing the game. Morgan's nailed... Morgan knew it the first time I played.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Eddie, go ahead. I have Megan Maroney. Same person as Amy. Would you play it again, Ray? wishing you a very happy holiday season. Morgan, who is that? I fear that's a very young Taylor Swift. It is Taylor Swift.
Starting point is 00:24:52 What? Oh. That was Taylor. Dang. Like, what year? I don't have the year, Amy. I just, I don't know when they, you know, recorded them in the old microphone here.
Starting point is 00:25:03 All right. Next up. And we want to wish you and your family a Merry Christmas. Think about that. Let's hear it again. And we want to wish you and your family a Merry Christmas. I'm in. I'm in for the win.
Starting point is 00:25:21 I'm in. Amy? Rascal Flats. Lunchbox? Rascal Flats. Eddie? Rascal Flats. Good job.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Last one, go ahead. Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Can you identify the artist based on just that clip? One more? Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I'm in for the win. Amy? Thomas Wrett.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Lunch? Thomas Wrett. Eddie? Thomas Wrette. We got to tie all the way around. Good job, guys. If you miss it, you're now out. Let's go to the next one.
Starting point is 00:25:51 And I'm wishing y'all a very Merry Christmas. We get a little harder, boy. Let's hear it again. And I wish you all a very Merry Christmas. Can we hear one more time? And I wish you all a very Merry Christmas. You can win it with this one. I'm ready to win it.
Starting point is 00:26:19 Amy? Toby Keith. Lunchbox? Ronnie Dund. Both of you guys are wrong. Eddie, you could win it. Oh, what do you have? Trace Atkins.
Starting point is 00:26:28 No. Play one more time, Ray? And I wish you y'all a very Merry Christmas. What if you said wishing y'all, very Merry Christmas on the Chattahoochee? Oh, that's Alan Jackson. So you'd know if he said on the Chattahoochee. Of course, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:43 Okay, one more, then we have to go to speed around. So everybody has a chance to write this one down. Go ahead. Make sure you're good this Christmas because Santa's got a secret agent bird. Penguin James Penguin is watching. I'm in. What's he saying?
Starting point is 00:26:58 Who knows? Go ahead. Make sure you're good this Christmas because Santa's got a secret agent bird. Penguin James Penguin is watching. I'm in. Can you name that country star? Five seconds.
Starting point is 00:27:14 I hope that's his name. And time? Lunchbox. Cody Johnson? No. Amy. Brad Paisley. Eddie?
Starting point is 00:27:21 That's Brad Paisley. Correct. Lunchbox is out. So you two will do speed around. He hits it buzzing with your name. Ready to go? Here we go. And I want to wish you and your family.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Riley Green. Correct. Wow. Come on. Okay, obsessed with Riley Green much. Hey, Hater. That's Hater coming out. She's mad.
Starting point is 00:27:39 She lost. Hater. I'm not mad. Ray, would you play that again? And I want to wish you and your family a Merry Christmas. Amy went straight, Hater on Christmas too. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Riley Green, that's correct. Yeah. Eddie is the winner. The Bobby Bones Show. Merry Christmas and happy holidays. Jordan Davis here. And this is my favorite time of year just because of family. Christmas is when they all come in the nap.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Nashville and I love it. Happy holidays from the Bobby Bones show. It's our Christmas tradition that Eddie brings his guitar out and he plays his Christmas song, but it's always the same Christmas song. Well, it's kind of my hit. I mean, I didn't write it or anything, but like the other day I played for the kids, they made me play it three times. It was so good.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Oh, wow. I don't know if it's just because I'm Mexican and they're like, yeah, the Mexican singing Philly's Navi dad. But your kids are also Mexican. Yeah. True. No, no, I'm talking about the 200 kids that were in the gym. They were like, do it again.
Starting point is 00:28:30 200 kids in the gym. Yeah, but the more you sing, the less school they have to do. I went to my kids kindergarten class. Give me that context. You didn't say that. I didn't say singing the kids. Oh, you're right. I said to my kids. Yes. No, I went to the school and they had 200 kids there. And there was a big sing-along and I sang Felice Navidad and they loved it so much.
Starting point is 00:28:46 They said, play it again. I played it three times. Dang. Every year, Eddie's like, hey, I play a Christmas song. And every year, he just picks the same one. So I guess this is. I mean, this is my jam. This is your jam. Okay. Merry Christmas, everybody.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Here he is. Eddie with his guitar doing our Christmas tradition, the classic. from the band of Jose Feliciano? I just don't want to do it. Yeah, I think that's right. There's like been three or four people. I don't know if he wrote it.
Starting point is 00:29:07 He's the dude. Here he is. Producer Eddie. It's Christmas. Felice Navidad. Felis Navidat. Lys Navidat. Lospero Anno and Felicida.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Here we go. Feliz Naviida. This Navidat. Prospero an year and Felicidad. You know this part. Merry Christmas. Christmas. from the bottom of my heart.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Everybody in the studio. Police Navidad. Please do. Wait, wait, wait, very, that's slower, sorry. Again from the top, and... Felice Navidad, police Navidad, police Navidad, no mom, come on over. Everybody!
Starting point is 00:30:15 I want to wish you a Merry Christmas. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas. Christmas. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart. Police Navidad. Yes, sir. That's good. Police Navidad.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Yeah. Police Navidad. Come on. That's the Spanish part. Oh, God. Felice Navidad. Prospero anio, Avalisida. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
Starting point is 00:30:51 Hey, me your next. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas. Christmas. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart. Felice Navidad. Felice Navidad. Feliz Navidad. Los Beros anios, Felicidad. Abby, this part by yourself.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Abby, only you. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas. Okay. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom. Of my heart. One more time, that whole thing. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
Starting point is 00:31:34 I want to wish you a Merry Christmas. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my home. Wow, that is exhausting. Nice job. Man, I'm tired now. You know, everybody has their own style. Don't spend on it. I can appreciate that.
Starting point is 00:31:58 See, that's a great tradition right there. That's, do it again. We call them Crench Cringle. lunchbox you wanted a Christmas Carol I love that you're in the spirit but the problem is you were doing in the bathroom yeah I was at the airport in San Jose and I was like this is the perfect spot to send the holiday cheer out to
Starting point is 00:32:18 everybody else I'm just surprised you don't get beat out by some dude his pants around his knees okay here we go stall two at stall one you're excited for Christmas I'm gonna be working yeah I'm sorry man well I'm sorry you're gonna be working on Christmas but I'm
Starting point is 00:32:37 You want me singing a Christmas Carol to kind of cheer you up? No, I'll be. He sees you when you're sleeping. Your turn. Here's the end. You want to join me? Sounds like you're on the naughty list. You better watch out.
Starting point is 00:32:55 You better not cry. You better not, pat. I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town. Oh, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. Did that cheer you up a little bit? A little bit, yes. Should we take it from the top and sing it together?
Starting point is 00:33:15 All right, man. So the worst thing that could happen is you walk out of the stall at the same time at this dude. Do you leave before him or do you wait for him to go? No, no, I wait for him to go because I want another person to come in so I can sing to them. Oh, you stay in one spot. I stay planted. All right? Stall 2, install 1.
Starting point is 00:33:34 How's it going, man? You ready for Christmas? Yeah, man, right around the corner. You want to sing a Christmas carol together? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. That's awesome. I go for it. I'm dreaming of a wide Christmas.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Your turn. I'll listen. I do not want to partake, but you're just going to enjoy it. I'm not going to partake. I'm not going to partake. Okay. I'm dreaming of a wide Christmas with every Christmas. card I write. May your days be merry
Starting point is 00:34:15 and bright. And may all your Christmases be white. Thanks, man. Merry Christmas. Thank you. So, did you have the words in front of you? I am on my phone. Yeah. I didn't think you would know the words because you definitely did not know how the song went. What you mean? Like the melody of it? I did. I nailed it. No, no, I love your passion for it. stink in there? You're sitting in there? Sometimes.
Starting point is 00:34:44 It's part of it? It's part of it. Hey, it's part of the job, man. Do you guys want one more from Crunchy? Yes, yes. There you go. What's up? Urinal, how's it going? Good. Would you like to hear a Christmas carol? Sure. Yeah. Would you want to sing with me? Was he standing at a urinal? Yeah, yeah. So you beat on your door?
Starting point is 00:35:03 Yeah, I'm on the stall, and the urinal was to my left and another stall was to my right. It was kind of a smaller bathroom. Yeah. Never usually, I'm usually in the middle of the stalls there are stalls on each side. I've never had a urinal. Yeah, urinals. I was like, man, this is cool. I'm going to go urinal instead of a stall. All right. Well, you wait, don't leave. I got to sing you. Okay. Do you know
Starting point is 00:35:23 Dasher and dancer and Brancer and Vixen? Common and Cupid and Donner in Blitzen? But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all? Do you remember who that is? A little louder. And that's it. You're done?
Starting point is 00:35:46 You would even say it closed. Did you leave? No. Okay, stay there. Don't leave you. All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. Yep. What's the next line?
Starting point is 00:36:04 There you go. All right. Merry Christmas. Have a great day. Woo! Did you ever make contact for these guys outside of the bathroom? No. Had a very shiny.
Starting point is 00:36:14 They come and go. I have no idea who they are. They could be on the same flight as me. What are if people think he's hitting on on those two times? Right, right, right. Oh, yeah, that was fun. Can I ask a question that might be a little, well. Like, is he a method, are you a method actor in there?
Starting point is 00:36:28 Oh, you're actually using the bathroom as you're doing it. This time I was using the bathroom. No. Yeah, this is when I was using the bathroom. And you got to imagine, this was at like six in the morning. Like, it's like people are like, oh my gosh, I'm so tired. They're not even awake yet. They just want to get on the plane and fall asleep.
Starting point is 00:36:44 And I'm in there like, what's go? What's up, people? Well, thank you, lunchbox. Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. Happy holidays from Bobby and the Baba Babiombovobobobovie bone show. It's time for the good news.
Starting point is 00:36:59 With Amy. Tell me something good. So there's this grandmother. She's been going to St. Mary's Church for years. She got married there. She witnessed her daughter's wedding there. Very special place to her. So when she heard they were going to knock it down, she was devastated.
Starting point is 00:37:16 Well, her daughter and her granddaughter, they were able to get a pew from the church and restore it and give it to her so she can have it forever. That's super cool. Here's the clipper. That's awesome. Clearly an emotional gift, but super special. It's made me emotional. There you go. That's what it's all about.
Starting point is 00:37:46 That was Tell Me Something Good. trying to put you through. Mike is writing this week's next bit. Now Bobby's on the mic so you know what this is. This is the Bobby Bond store. We have 90 seconds to get as many morning corny's correct as we possibly can. You guys ready? Ready.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Me, lunchbox, Eddie. Go. The morning corny. What does a duck use to solve math problems? Five a little later. Let's go, let's go, go, go. Okay, what are the coolest letters in the alphabet? Cool, cold.
Starting point is 00:38:39 C-O-L-D. Cool, C-O-O-L. No, what are the coolest? Letters. A-B-C. Coolest letters. Will you ask it again? What are the coolest letters in the alphabet?
Starting point is 00:38:50 V-C-D-H-H-J-J-A-L-M-O-P. U-R-S. TV. But what's cold? U-X. Coolest. Okay. AC.
Starting point is 00:38:59 A-C. Okay, that's it. Go, go, go, go. Why do you say it like that? What? Bones, you're killing time. What does an over-qualqualification. circle have?
Starting point is 00:39:07 Radius. Too much radius. Circumstance. Not uncircumcised. Say that again? What does an overqualified circle have? Circumference. Too much area.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Circle. Roundabout. An overqualified circle. I don't even understand. A sphere. A round. A two, it's around. It's all around.
Starting point is 00:39:36 What do you? Ask it again. I can't help. What does an overqualified circle have? Well-rounded. It's right. Full circle. 360 degrees.
Starting point is 00:39:48 That's 360. She's tapping. 360. Oh, she got a degree. You got it. 360 degrees. 360 degrees. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:57 Overqualified. Okay. No, no. If she got it, don't think, then go. Okay. What animal isn't allowed to take tests at school? Coalified. A cheetah.
Starting point is 00:40:07 That's good. I'll take the 360 degrees because I did say it. Dang. She acted funny on the AC window. Funny. No, I was like, lunchbox got it. I can't believe you got that, dude. Yeah. We'll take it.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Yeah, you got it. That was one of those. We act like you were giving us one. I've seen it in your eye before. No, no. If it's 360 degrees, I don't understand if he said it, then why did you slap the table? There's a lot of controversy today. Because he was saying it with confidence that that was for sure the answer.
Starting point is 00:40:29 I have to say it with confidence? Well, yeah, because. All right, there you go. That's, that's, uh, and let's say confident in it. How many do we get that? How many did we get there? I don't know, three. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:39 No. AC, 360 degrees. Quakulator. That's three. That's it. Exactly. You almost got Cheetah. A win is a win.
Starting point is 00:40:51 A win is a win. I don't care which I'm saying. Yep, that's me. Cliver Taylor the fourth. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way,
Starting point is 00:41:05 this platform became bigger than I, ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger.
Starting point is 00:41:37 So if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok podcast network on TikTok. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galko, joins the Sports Slice
Starting point is 00:42:03 podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar. This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice Podcast on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, for wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slica Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:42:30 There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends... Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist.
Starting point is 00:43:01 I felt like I got hit by... a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, everyone? I'm Ego Wode. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers, Anchorman, Saturday Night Live and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
Starting point is 00:43:44 My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place they come, look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there.
Starting point is 00:44:27 Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. In 2023, former Bachelor star Clayton Eckerd found himself at the center of a paternity scandal. The family court hearings that followed revealed glaring inconsistencies in her story. This began a years-long court battle to prove the truth. You doctored this particular test twice in someone, correct?
Starting point is 00:44:59 I doctored the test ones. It took an army of internet detectives to crack the case. I wanted people to be able to see what their tax dollars were being used for. Sunlight's the greatest disinfected. They would uncover a disturbing pattern. Two more men who'd been through the same thing. Greg Alespian and Michael Marantini. My mind was blown.
Starting point is 00:45:19 I'm Stephanie Young. This is Love Trap. Laura, Scottsdale Police. As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences. Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news at Americopa County as Laura Owens has been indicted on fraud charges.
Starting point is 00:45:35 This isn't over until Justice is served in Arizona. Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Listeners are demand and a rematch. Here's the example. This is one from earlier today. Name the Christmas movie.
Starting point is 00:45:53 I know him. I know him. That will be elf. Yes. Boom. Here's another one. Another example. You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Starting point is 00:46:06 Merry Christmas. Ho, how, how. That's Christmas story. Everybody good? Play again? Yep. But hours ago, people are still fuming about it. If you miss it, you're out.
Starting point is 00:46:20 Go. We're going to press on, and we're going to have the ha, ha, ha, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap dance with Danny Kay. Think about it. We're going to play it one more time. Go ahead. We're going to press on, and we're going to have the ha, ha, ha, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap dance with Danny Kay. Amen. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:46:40 What is that called? Little angels, it's its wings. You know that ain't it Bones, don't tell her Shut up, yes, it is. It is. Bones, stop. Angel gets its wings
Starting point is 00:46:55 is black and white and sounds like this. Let her decide. If she's thinking that, she's not going to get it. Like, there is no chance she gets it. I've seen this one. I actually liked it. I know you've seen it. But what's it called?
Starting point is 00:47:07 One of my favorites. Is this going to be over like this? Okay, three seconds. One of my favorites. Christmas. The winter, wonder, Christmas. Under Snow. Oh, winter wonder snow.
Starting point is 00:47:16 That's correct. It's like something on the street. Time. Pins up. Lunchbox. The Griswold's Christmas vacation. I don't know the exact title. Amy?
Starting point is 00:47:29 Miracle on 34th Street. It's not black and white. It's from like 1989. Oh, it's the. Eddie? It's Christmas vacation. Yeah. Oh, it's Limp's?
Starting point is 00:47:39 Why do I keep hearing old movies? Like earlier. I thought I heard Tiny Tim and it was Charlie Brown. Maybe we're just getting older. Eddie, you won. You're not going to give that to lunch? No, Griswold's Christmas vacation does not count. No.
Starting point is 00:47:54 So, I mean, this is crazy. Now, you can just punt that win, put it in your pocket and let it roll again. So two wins on the day? I'll take it. Maybe my hearing's off. Can you play that club one more time? No. Let's do one more game.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Morgan, can you post something where it says Eddie won two games today? We'll do it. Let's keep going. Let's do one more round. Amy, you're back in. Thank you. Okay. Next one.
Starting point is 00:48:13 But sometimes. Seeing is believing. And sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see. I'm in. What? Amy. It sounds like the Joker. I'm not hearing correctly today.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Play it again, Ray. But sometimes seeing is bleeding. And sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see. I'm in. I'm in for the wind. Amy. Scrooge. No.
Starting point is 00:48:46 Oh, my goodness. Lunchbox? Polar Express. Yes. Eddie? Polar Express. That's Tom Hanks. Amy's like,
Starting point is 00:48:53 welcome back Carter. No. Amy, I'm sorry you've been eliminated again. We have to be running out of Christmas movies because I can't think of anymore. I got a ton.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Here we go. I'm still having a good time. Let's keep going. Amy's drinking. She got a ragnaug. I'm having a great time. Okay, next up. Oh, Christmas isn't just a day.
Starting point is 00:49:11 It's a frame of mind. And that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here. Maybe I can do something about it. I'm in. I'm in. Amy, you're out. You lost again.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Whatever. Have another drink of eggnog. This is my coffee. One more time. Oh, Christmas isn't just a day. It's a frame of mind. And that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here.
Starting point is 00:49:39 Maybe I can do something about it. Lunchbox, any idea? I'll write something down. Go ahead. Miracle on 34th Street. Correct. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, here's the crazy part.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Amy would have gotten this one. Miracle on 34th Street. No. Amy thought it was bad Santa Joker Wow Thank you Amy for that All right go ahead next one
Starting point is 00:49:57 God bless us Everyone I mean guys all these movies are great Can you They are classics They run all the time Go ahead God bless us
Starting point is 00:50:10 Everyone I'm in I win three times today Yep I have no idea what this would be Has that ever happened The shit Okay you have to stop talking
Starting point is 00:50:25 Do you have to stop talking Because even I'm getting annoyed Go ahead. Is everybody in? Lunchbox? What do you have? Sure. Patty saves Christmas. Wow. How'd you know that one? I don't know. Eddie? It's a Christmas story. You missed it. You missed it. Huh. Eat that. You talked all that crap.
Starting point is 00:50:41 You didn't even win three times. You didn't even win. And you were, ah! Well, now he still could win, but now it's tiebreaker. You sound so stupid. So what was it? Is Carol. Idiot. Idiot. So dumb. Idiot. So dumb. Good. Had some bagnog. Okay, here's the last. Suddeneth buzzing with your name when you know our lunchbox. Eddie. Hey, Amy, you can be back.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Well, he started it way too early. No, we started it too early. Can't do that one now. No. What was it, Eddie? It's a wonderful life. That's what that would have been. Oh, I would have forgot that.
Starting point is 00:51:08 You could have played an hour of it. The whole movie. Do the next one. Amy, you're back in this one too. Okay. It's buzz in. Okay, and go. Honey, my childhood was touched like the Shaw.
Starting point is 00:51:18 Lunch, lunch, box. Four Christmases. Winner. Oh my gosh! You have, how many games did you win today, Eddie? Two. How many? Two.
Starting point is 00:51:24 How many did you win? Eat it. Eat that Christmas. Christmas tree! Woo! All right, we have two left. Let's do another sudden death full game. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:51:33 Oh, excuse me. Yes. Eddie! Giggle all the way. Correct. Wow. That's Arnold Schwarzenger. Amy one win, lunchbox one win, Eddie two wins.
Starting point is 00:51:42 Here we go. Final one. This is for three wins? This is the last one we have. And go. You've got to hang on tight to what makes you. Eddie. Holiday harmony.
Starting point is 00:51:53 Holiday harmony. That was me. How did you not get that? Amy's voice. I was like, God, that sounds familiar. Like, at first it was Eddie, yelling, and then now it's June not getting your own movie. What? So good.
Starting point is 00:52:06 Everybody take a breath. So that's Holiday Harmony on Max. Amy had a part of that movie a couple years ago, Christmas movie. I'd like to play the whole clip. Thank you. And then after that, I'd like to just go, that's hilarious. Amy did not even know her own voice. Go ahead, Ray.
Starting point is 00:52:19 So you've got to hang on tight to what makes you, you. You have to remember that's what got you here. and I promise if you do that gale sky's the limit how did you not get that Amy Amy that's you you you're you I'm just like
Starting point is 00:52:37 you're the grand winner but I think the big loser here was our listeners I know I feel back yeah yeah yeah Happy holidays from Bobby and the Baba Baba Bobby Bone Show Bobby Bones show Bonehead Story of the day
Starting point is 00:52:52 This story comes us from Center County Pennsylvania A 37-year-old man decided to enjoy some mushrooms, you know? Hey, these are so yummy. And all of a sudden he starts freaking out. Like magic mushrooms? Magic mushrooms. And he's like, I've been shot. I've been shot.
Starting point is 00:53:10 He needs help. So he's running down the street banging on doors. I've been shot. It's my greatest fear if I did drugs. That you would do that? Yeah, something like this. But the problem is no one would answer the door. So he broke into a house and woke up some homeowners and said, hey, I've been shot.
Starting point is 00:53:24 Is that a crime them? Yeah, he broke into their house, man. He can't break into someone's house. But he didn't break in with the intent to steal anything. He thought he was in danger. I don't think that matters. Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:53:33 I think there's a little bit intent. If I'm the judge, I'm probably going to go a little easier on him. Okay. If you're breaking into steal something or to hurt somebody, that's different than if you are confused. Remember when like Andy Dick went into somebody's house? Because he was like out of it too. He got in trouble. Yeah, but...
Starting point is 00:53:47 Didn't he think that was his house, though? Yeah. And he still got in trouble. See, this is my fear. It's why I can't take sleeping pills anymore I did for a while when I was having some real mental health issues and I would just like wake up and not remember the night before and I'd look at like my face time or my keys were somewhere different. You'd buy stuff too.
Starting point is 00:54:08 It was wild. And so I'd stop doing on airplanes because I didn't want to wake up on an airplane in handcuffs because I'd pooped in the aisle and not remembered it. Oh, I'm glad that would be, you could have gone viral. I'd have been bonehead for sure. You get handcuffed for using the bathroom. I think so. Or you get duct taped to the seat.
Starting point is 00:54:24 Just imagine. Like I'm out of. of it and I'm squatting in an aisle. Someone's going to tackle me and they're going to tie me somewhere. So that's why I don't do magic mushrooms or sleeping pills. All right, lunchbox. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. I thought we'd end the show today with a little Christmas caroling since that's what
Starting point is 00:54:40 we've done all day. Except it's not the singers we brought in. It's actually lunchbox. Oh, great. Love it. What did you decide to do? I decided to go to different drive-thrus and get people in the holiday spirit because Oh, you know, they were so annoyed when some guy comes up.
Starting point is 00:54:55 It starts singing in the speaker. And the first one I went to, it doesn't have a speaker. You order at the window. Oh, you sang it right to their face? So she's sitting there and she has her little thing ready for me to order. I just start singing to her. Okay, dokey, here is Lunchbox, driving up and singing Christmas carols. All right, you ready?
Starting point is 00:55:14 I'm here to get you in the Christmas spirit. You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pat. I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming. Come on, take it. See, I can't think about Santa Claus right now.
Starting point is 00:55:27 My birthday's mom. He's making a list. He's shaking it twice. Trying to find out who's naughty or nice. Santa Claus is coming to town. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good.
Starting point is 00:55:47 So be good for goodness for you better. You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pal. I'm telling you what? Is that y'all looking up the lyrics for real? Santa Claus is coming to. I mean, that's joy.
Starting point is 00:56:04 She did like it. She kept trying to insert, like, are you going to order? Yeah, I was wondering if you're wasting her time. Oh, probably. They have to turn people over quickly, and the computer can show how fast people got through and that affects, you know, their grade, their rating. Was there a car behind you?
Starting point is 00:56:22 She's like, bro. Sam, Claus, they'll come in, too down. Go on fast. That is funny that she's saying along. Here is lunchbox doing white Christmas. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas just like the ones I used to know
Starting point is 00:56:40 where the tree tops glisten and children listen. No, you want me to keep going? You can keep more in person, though. Oh, no, I, I, Did you like it? Was that good?
Starting point is 00:56:54 It was cool. Like a 9 out of 10, you're in the holiday spirit now? Or like, eh, improve. Bye. Okay. I feel like we just heard him sing, and we could have heard that in here. So I have one more clip, and it says Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, but it says 81 seconds. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:15 Oh, you got to play it. I mean, it's so good. I mean, are you not feeling in the Christmas? 81. Okay. It's just, okay, go ahead. How's it going? Hey, what's going on?
Starting point is 00:57:25 Man, not a lot. light, you know what I mean? I just think you need to get in the Christmas spirit, so I'm here to get you in the Christmas spirit. Oh, are you going to think me like a Christmas carol? Rudolph the red nose reindeer, reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, it's crazy he doesn't stay on the melodies of the biggest songs of our childhood. Yeah, he's probably been singing his whole life. He's like, Rudolph, the red nose reindeer. It's like every counting cross show I've ever been to except the last one where they have big hits, but they sing them weird, and you can't sing along.
Starting point is 00:57:57 And if she wanted to sing Rudolph, she'd be like, Rudolph. What? Because he just sings it so weird. Go ahead. You would even say, it glows like a light bulb. All of the other reindeer, reindeer used to call him names. They never let poor Rudolph joining any reindeer games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve.
Starting point is 00:58:20 Okay, does she ever come in? Do you not? What's the 81 seconds for? Yeah, I mean, this is really long. Why the need. I feel like she left. Is she still there? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:28 She turned the lights off and went home. Here's the problem. I didn't know if she was still there, but you've got to keep going. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? I mean, she does talk to me at the end. Okay, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:58:36 Santa came to say, Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Then Al the reindeer loved him, loved him, and they shouted out with glee. Yippee! Rudolph the Red. Okay, so you could have just like got to the part here at the end.
Starting point is 00:58:55 You know? She still hasn't. Or you could have been like, Rudolph, you'll go down in history, and then she comes back on, you know? Oh, you mean I could have fast forward? Yeah, we'd have to hear the whole song of you singing. But you just didn't know what?
Starting point is 00:59:07 We did. The anticipation of is she going to join? Is she going to... I've been anticipated out. Show's over, you know? I've been anticipated for the last five hours. I do like it. But go ahead, finish it up, Ray.
Starting point is 00:59:15 Christmas. Merry Christmas. Does that, did that work? Did that actually get you in the spirit? Man, that wasn't very convincing. All right, I'll work on it. I'll get better. I thought you'd sing with me, but you didn't even join in ever.
Starting point is 00:59:30 I didn't. I'm so sorry. That's all right. Maybe next year. Okay. All right. Merry Christmas. Do you want a burger? So what can I do for you? We learned a lot here. One, I like that. That's fine. I'm in the Christmas spirit now. I felt like she thought I was special.
Starting point is 00:59:45 Yeah, you have two we can get to the meat of that. Speaking of burgers. Yeah. You know, I'm here. Rudolph, the res. You'll go down in his story. You mean like his editing? Yes. But here's the problem. You only want two lines of the song. Yeah, we just want to get to the joke.
Starting point is 01:00:01 Then what's the point of Carolyn? We can play any art. We can have an artist sing the song if you want to hear the song. You know? I liked it, though, but we learned it. I messed up like, one, two, three, seven times today. And you only did it once. It's a good day for you.
Starting point is 01:00:15 I'll go down in history. You'll do what? Go down in history. Mm-hmm. Okay. All right, that's it. Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you.
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