The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Part 1) Pick A Bit: Which Show Member Has the Best Submitted Bit? + Amy vs. Lunchbox Returns!

Episode Date: March 10, 2022

Lunchbox, Raymundo and Abby have all submitted bits and the rest of the show gets to decide whose they want to hear. Lunchbox wants to know if anyone has seen him on the news? Raymundo got in trouble at the gym?? And Abby’s boyfriend had to be airlifted?? Which will make it on the air?? Plus, the Return of Amy vs. Lunchbox in trivia! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning studio. Morning. There was a 19-year-old in. She was told she was infertled by her doctors, and she discovered she was nine months pregnant. And hours after they were like, hey, you're about to have this baby. She actually had the baby. And so she passed off her symptoms as period pains and quarantine weight gain. So where I was like, what happened?

Did I gain any weight? Okay. And she did, but she was like, I thought I was just because of quarantine. I was eating. Strapped in the house. Her name is Kate, a sophomore at the University of Toledo in Ohio. she had no idea she was carrying a baby for nine months. She said, yeah, I gained a little bit of weight.

It wasn't a ton of weight. But she said, I also didn't eat healthy during the pandemic for the most part. She said she had light spotting throughout the entire pregnancy, which she thought was her period. So it never occurred to her that she was expecting a child. And what makes it crazier, she had been told by a doctor she could not have a baby. So she was stunned. She went to the hospital. She's like, my stomach's killing me.

And they're like, well, Uh, brace yourself. It's time to have a baby that's in you. And now she has a son named Sebastian. But these stories, I'm always like, did they not gain weight? And she did, but I guess it was just a little bit of weight. She said it was really scary, but now she's just thankful that she went through it. She's blessed to have a son.

And that story came from Daily Mail. And I'm on two sides. Part of me goes, how awesome that you just had the, you never know you're pregnant. You just had the kid. That doesn't sound awesome at all. That does to me. It's like you didn't go through any of that having a plan. You didn't have to.

It's just all of a sudden, boom, you got a kid. Well, look at there. Let's rock. The difficult part is that all the stuff that happened when you didn't know you were pregnant, that now you have a kid that went through, I don't know, was she drinking? Yeah. You know, there's all of that's going to happen. These babies, I've said it before, we should monitor them for years because they're going to be superheroes or really messed up.

Yeah. Physically and have to like bounce back from that. One of the two. superhero would be pretty cool though that'd be awesome like if all of a sudden we have like four superheroes and they go through

and they're like what do you guys have in common you don't even know each other and they all like well you know I'm from Ohio no that's not that's not for me

I'm from New York well I'm a guy no it's not I'm a girl like well my mom didn't know she was going to have me oh my god

and that's it and then there's one they can't find but it turns out that's a villain oh that's thanos or whatever's name and she's got a plan

of her own Oh, come on! I'm writing it right now! That's funny. When Amy's friends had a baby didn't know she was having a baby Yeah. In a toilet.

Yes. She delivered it herself In her bathroom And then went across the street That would be so stressful by yourself. And got her mom and was carrying a baby And said, mom, I need to go to the hospital. I just had a baby.

Carrying a baby! That's almost like the George Shade song. Carrying your love with me for a baby. I mean, so she had support and family. Like the crazy part to me is not being able to have that time to get things ready especially if you maybe don't have a good support system. I don't know her story or her case,

but that's just wild to have to suddenly have. I mean, people that are so prepared are like, oh, now I have a baby I'm supposed to take care of and to not be prepared. That is bald. I'd just rather do that, though. I'd just rather be like. No diapers, no milk, no.

I guess you breastfeed, but maybe. Well, I would. But I'd be like, all right, here's your baby. I'm like, I don't even know she was pregnant. Wow. Figure it out. Yeah, I'd rather have that happen. I say that, but I have no idea.

It is time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. Good morning show. I've been getting my hair cut from my friend for years. He's been doing a good job.

I had an appointment with that same friend. Walked in 10 minutes early. 20 minutes later, he asked if I'm minded if another gentleman could cut my hair because he was running late. I get it, so of course, it's a no problem. The new guy gave me the best haircut I ever had. Even better than the one on my wedding day than my friend gave me. My question is, would you feel bad if you left your friend for another barber at the same shop?

That's hard. I didn't know where that was going, but that's a tough one. Thank you, sincerely, a man in need of a cut. Yeah, I don't think you can. No. I don't think you can. It's tough. How important is the friendship?

Exactly. What's more important? You get that good haircut every six weeks or how? Best haircut of his life, though. Even better than his wedding day. You think the friend will ever understand? Can he coach the friend? Now, I don't think any of that is.

You just get a pick. It's friendship or haircut. Dang. And that is unfortunate. Now, what you could do is strategically, occasionally need a haircut when that friend is out of town. since you know he's your friend who's on vacation, there are certain little pockets you can find. Yeah, the day he's not working, that's the only day you can get a, yeah.

You can do that, but generally you have to go to the friend. Yeah. But then that friend may come in and be like, I'll come in on my day off. Like Ray Mundo's does. No, no, no, don't do that. Say that. No. I don't do that.

No. The answer is you have to go to your friend and stick with him, but you can also at times find when he's not there to set up, it's only day you can go and go and get this out. the guy. Yeah. But it's friend, like they say,

Friends Overcuts. Yeah. It's a common term. Everyone says that. Common term in the neighborhood where I grew up. All right, that's the mail bag. Thank you.

We've got your email and we read it on your air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailback. Yeah. All right, Amy versus Lunchbox. Amy will answer questions that Lunchbox should know. Lunchbox will do the same. Let's go. Amy.

And if you miss it, he'll still, but it'll probably get it because these are questions that he should know. Obviously. Phil Mickelson, Sam Sneed, Arnold Palmer, are all famous for playing what sport? Golf. Golf is correct. Question number two. You put coolant in your car to keep it from overheating.

The engine coolant reservoir is connected to what part of your car? I'll read it to you again. You put coolant in your car to keep from overheating. The engine coolant reservoir is connected to what part of your car. the engine? Lunchbox. Radiator. Correct.

Oh, it came out strong there. Dang, okay. Hamie. Ho! Ho! Amy. Today is National Mario Day, which honors the iconic

character from the popular video game. It's March 10th. Looks like I.O. Mario, I.O. Mario. Oh, right. Okay. What is Mario's occupation?

Like a handyman? Handyman is incorrect. Oh, good. Luxbox. Mario does what for a living? He has a job. I thought his job was to save the princess. Mario and Luigi work at the pizza place. Good guess. Incorrect.

They are plumbers. Oh. Handi man. Plummer. Close. All right, one to one. Luxbox, answer these questions. Yeah, I know the women, so I should know this.

Olivia Wilde is dating. Who? Olivia Wilde? I give you a little more. Olivia Wild is dating what pop star. Thank you. Olivia Wilde is dating. Oh, that guy.

Sean Mendez. Incorrect. That's not right. Amy? Harry Styles. Correct. Harry Styles from One Direction. Oh, but she's older and that's why I read that and I was like, dang, all right, Harry.

Lunchbox. What's it called when you get streaks of a darker, color put into a light colored hair. Oh, wait. Let me read it again. What's it called when you get streaks of darker color put into light colored hair? Darker, well, the other way would be called highlights. Well, these may be called night lights.

I'll just call them highlights for the heck of it. Highlights. Incorrect. You're on the right path. Yeah, I just... Low lights? Yeah, low lights. Oh, so I was right with night lights.

Nightlights wouldn't have been right, but... Yeah, close. Man, that's close. Lunchbox, what's the name for the drink that's just orange juice and peach schnops? Peach Snops? Schnapps. Schnapps.

Snaps. Snaps. It's got to be a... A soothing, sensational... Incorrect. A balini? A fuzzy navel. Oh.

Oh, that's... Bellini's peach and champagne. But with the score of 3 to 1, Amy wins the first round of Amy versus 1 Fox. Nice job. All right, who do you want to think, Amy? I would like to... I don't know.

I think it's an award, though. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. There's this 11-year-old Siberian husky named Sterling. He went blind three years ago. Well, his owners just got him

his own service dog. So he's blind. He walks around. And now he's got a buddy named Walker. And they walk together. They play together. They hang out. And their parents started an Instagram account.

So if you're looking for a feel good account to follow, it's at Sterling and Walker. And the pictures are just the cutest thing you've ever seen. And the dog is blind and he has like ski goggles. He wears ski goggles because his eyes are messed up. But yeah, these two dogs did the whole time. That's really cool. Yeah, they stay together. They run, they eat, they sleep together.

Like everything's all together. Does that mean? Caitlin's my service dog? I guess so in a weird way. We do all that too. Yeah. And you're kind of blind. Don't say that to her.

That's true. Don't say that to her, though. What? Like, you don't need to be like... I am blind and we eat, we sleep. Same stuff. I know. You have Instagram accounts?

Yeah. All right, that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. This is an interesting story. So this guy Darius Collier, he was released from prison early, accidentally. He was sentenced to two years in jail. back in November of 2018. And then a short time later, he was sentenced to an additional 10 years in prison for a separate

crime. So grand total, 12 years. Two different sentences, a two and a 10. When his two-year sentence was done, the Arkansas Department of Corrections released him. They're like, hey, buddy, you're good to go. And he's like, wait, uh, okay? Yeah, I don't say anything. So he leaves out of jail.

The judge said that the Department of Corrections had no. idea of the second sentence. Now here's where it gets a little tricky. The judge is trying to figure out what to do because in the three years since he was released, three years, so they figured it out. He has turned his life around

and now owns his own business. Come on. He says that's not his fault he was released early. Saying if someone was releasing her in prison, I wouldn't argue with them. From Arkansasonline.com. So just to lay it out for you. There's a guy.

It gets two sentences, two and ten. after the two they accidentally release him. He starts 10 years to serve for a crime he did commit. He walks out. He was like, well, I guess I'm free. Doesn't say anything. Of course not. Starts a life.

puts his life on the right track. Now what do you do if you're the judge? Amy? I see that he's rehabilitated and I'm like, okay, wow, we got lucky with this one. He could have gotten out of jail early and done bad things, but he got out and chose to do good things. So let's call this a win-win for everybody

because now we don't have another prisoner to take. care of and he's doing good things. Is it fair that he committed a crime and had to serve no time for it at all? He served a little bit. For the first crime, two different crimes. And the other one seems like a whopper if it was 10 years. Yeah. So did he just get a free pass because they messed up?

I mean, maybe he starts doing some, he's out, but he does like house arrest or community service or something to pay off his time. I don't want to send him back. He rehabilitated. Okay. Eddie? Yeah, it's the Department of Corrections, right? So that's what he did.

He corrected his life. I think the job is well done. And you can put him on probation, I guess, where he wears the ankle it, make sure he doesn't mess up for the next nine years or whatever left he has on a sentence. But yeah, he's done what we're supposed to do with prisoners. He's turned his life around. I think this is good. What do you think?

It's easy, guys. People get out for good behavior all the time. Guess what this guy has. Good behavior. You can't send him back because then his business goes bankrupt. and everything goes back to crap and his life is over. He has good behavior. You say, good job, dude.

Keep being good out there in society. You're almost rewarding him, though, for leaving and not saying anything. No, I get it. That's okay. But everyone would have done that. I don't know. I wouldn't want to get the extra time on the backside of it. But you can always say, like, I didn't know.

I thought maybe it was some paperwork. Or I had good behavior. This is what I would say. He should not have to go back to prison full time. The thing is, there's going to be a certain group that wants him to pay his debt because he did, whatever crime it was, it was a 10-year crime. That's not a small crime. I don't know what it was, but whatever he did get 10 years in prison,

that seems significant to me because of the amount of years. On Andy Griffith's show, sometimes they would put people on the weekends. Oh. And so, I would, as a creative judge, I would say, I'm not going to put you back in jail full-time. But what I'm going to do is every other weekend, you're going to have to serve time for the next 10 years. Oh, that's tough.

Every other weekend. Yeah. Can you imagine, hey, dude, you want to come to the party next weekend? I can't. That's my jail weekend. I got to go to jail for that weekend. Do you know how relieved the guy would be that he doesn't have got to prison, just jail. And there's a difference.

There is a difference. Yeah, it's still a deal. Oh, it's a great deal. And he doesn't have to worry that some other judge is going to come in and flip it. If I were the judge, I would say, every other weekend, you serve for two days at a time. It's almost like the reserves, one week and a month. Yeah. Except the Army Reserves.

You do that. And you must complete this program to actually better your community aside from your job. Because if I were the judge, I want to want people coming back to me. And the next time I'm running for office, I'm like, you, this prisoner did this and you let them be free. So I would say, here's what we're going to do, buddy. Good for you. You are an example to many other prisoners. This system is built to rehabilitate you.

And it seems like something rehabilitated you. You are not going back to prison for 10 years. But what you are going to do for the next five. Oh, five. I like that. you're gonna spend every other weekend in the county jail. And is that because he didn't say? No, it's just because he's got to go back for something.

You can't just be free. Yeah, we'll both. It's like work, pay and Amy too much, and they messed up, but they have to get their money back. Right. You know? All right, Judge, we'll take it. That's what I would say.

Heck, yeah, I would take it. Yeah, that's what I would do. But good for him. Got his life back together, living the life. I do not think he should go back to prison. That's great. The system is there to rehabilitate him, and it seems like he is that way.

But that is an interesting story. He was out for like three years or so, it seems, before they saw it. Every day I bet he's nervous, though. Yeah. Like, uh-oh. Wait, today the end going back? Yeah. He'd probably relieve just have that closure.

Every time he sees a cop car? Yeah, he's like, oh, this is it. Mm-hmm. Like, think of how exciting it would be to have that closure, even though it's two weekends a month you're in the county jail. All right, so we solved the case. I guess it's a detective. Order. We settled the case, yes.

All right, let's go over and talk to Josh, who lives in Missouri. Josh, we appreciate you calling. What's going on, dude? I'm getting married in less than 60 days. And my fiancé's mom is also requesting that she get her own special dance, kind of like a father-daughter dance. So her mom also wants a special dance. So I guess the two-part question, one, wasn't sure how normal that was.

And two, I don't know if anybody in this video has like a song suggestion to use. I think it's abnormal that the mom of the bride requests her own sponsor. in the way. That's the abnormal part. It's not the actual dance. I think if you said, hey, I'd like to do a dance with you, my future mother-in-law, I think, well, that's interesting, but you get your wedding,

get to do whatever you want. But I think it's where that she put in her own request. Like she was like, oh, I'd like to add a little something. At first I was like, well, what's normal? Who cares? It's your day, but then it's not her day. Yeah, it's not. Yes, that's my point. It's the bride's day. Are you close to your fiancé's mom?

I'd be gotten pretty close over the last six months or so, yeah. Are you close enough that you could slow dance with her and not feel awkward? Yeah, I mean, I don't have a problem with it. Good, good, good. Song suggestion? Yeah, and I have one, and I'll play it for you in a second. But I just feel like a slow dance, I don't know, I never really slow dancing my mother-in-law. Is it right for him to ask her why?

Like, just say, why would you like to dance with me? Josh, why do you think she wants to dance with you? I think it's more about the fact that she wants to feel like she is getting recognized, you know, like the dad gets recognized. Got it. And, you know, the moms do most of the work, right? So I guess she feel like she wants some recognition, too. Oh, okay. I haven't heard of this.

Interesting. Okay. There's only one song that you can play for this because I was thinking about it. And it's this one right here. I think that it's got to be something that's not lovey. w in all reality and it's hard to find a slow song that isn't love or sad that's pretty much two slow song categories love ooh i love you or sad ooh i'm so sad amy anything oh okay i just googled if this is common or not and people have asked does the groom dance with the mother-in-law

and while it's not common it is optional so clearly this has happened before You're not naked if you want. Everything's optional. I know, but the fact that it's even on here is optional means it's like come up before with other people. And I've just never heard of this happening. Did you Google songs to dance with your mom to? That would have been the better Google I think. I did.

And then that's what came up. All I got was mother's son dance songs. So it would be whatever you would dance with your mom with and you just insert mother-in-law. Songs to dance to your mom with. My wish, Rascal Flats. Ooh. Yeah. My wish for you.

That's a good one. I think that's what my husband danced to with his mom. I'll be there, the Jackson 5. It's just a song about support. Okay. He's like, oh, thanks guys. He's like, whatever. That's a good one.

Amy, do you know that song? Yeah, of course. Sing for me. I'll be there. Wow. Here you go. I'll be there. I'll be there.

Nailed it. Yeah, I'm listening. I'm trying to. I'll have baby. Uh-huh. No, that's good. So he calls mother-in-law and she'll be there. All right, Josh, that's it.

That's what you're going with. And I'll invoice you for this consultant. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. It's like she's saying. She's singing it to him. No, I thought he's saying to each other. You should sing it to each other.

All right, Josh, I'm glad we could help. Good luck, buddy. That's a weird situation. We're talking on the show a few days ago about Advil, and if you could take so much Advil, you'd overdose. and the Advil site says no that you can't actually overdose. You would get sick. But here is Stephanie from Ohio who's talking about that who's a nurse.

I was just listening to your show in regards to the Advil and Tylenol and whether they could be harmful. I am a nurse and I'm here to tell you they can. If you take too much Advil, it can actually harm your kidneys and not to mention that it's hard on your stomach lining. And Tylenol, if you take too much Tylenol, it can actually toast your liver faster than anything in the world. and is actually one of the most commonly overdosed medications.

Thanks. Toasted liver. Yeah. That's why you shouldn't drink alcohol if you've taken Tylenol. Or my doll. My question was, could you overdose and die right away? Like immediately. Yes, like when you hear it.

But no, you can't, but it will mess you up. This sounds like over time, it'll not be good. Roasted liver. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So get this. A guy in Texas was so sick of telemarketers calling. he started suing them for breaking the law, and he's been suing them for 11 months now,

and he's made $75,000 in settlements. Is he a lawyer himself? No, he's not. And I was wondering about that because his lawyer fees have to be added up, but maybe he knows how to do it or has a friend. And I ask that because it's something

usually only a lawyer would think about because they know the intricacies of the law. He's a financial consultant, but he said he doesn't... He's rich then. Okay, that makes sense. The thing is, he doesn't have an option to not answer random calls because of the way his work is. So we always has to pick up a call,

and he has to be put on do not call lists, all this stuff. But there's a federal telephone consumer protection act, and that's what he's filing the suits under. So maybe lunchbox could try it out. You knew he was either a lawyer so we could do it for free, or he was rich where it wouldn't even financially hit him if he didn't win. And now he just seems like he's rich. Okay, got it.

All right, what else? Okay, so I have the top ways to deal with a partner who snores. People shared all kinds of things that they do. And one of the number one things was they have to record the other person to prove to them that they're actually doing it so that they'll actually be inclined to maybe get some help and want to change the way they sleep. I want to think like back in the 80s, that was harder to do. You had to get the tape player out, record, play, pause. Now we just hit our phone. But old school days, they probably never knew.

Yeah. Some people pinch their partner's nose to make it stop. They yell at them. They kick them. They just wear earplugs or put on white. noise, they go to sleep at a different time. So try to just go to bed before the person that's snoring, sleep on the sofa, move to a guest bedroom. Oh yeah, or just wake them up. That's terrible. But if you're kicking and pinching. Yeah, that, if it's really bad,

you know, I've known couples to sleep in different rooms just because for health reasons, if you're not getting good sleep, you're not living a healthy life, so they just have decided, well, we're just going to sleep in different rooms. Yeah, all right. So there's a poll that asked people, what they keep in their house is like a cure-all. Robitussin. 65% of Americans are like, oh, yeah, yeah, I've got something. Like, I use it for everything. Most popular on the list, petroleum jelly.

I don't even think we have that in our house. I have aquafore, which is very similar, and I must say I do use it for like everything. Oh, I know what that is. Kailen has that and she'll be like, put this on your lips. Your lips are cracking. Oh. Skin, lips, fingers, knuckles, all the things. Witch Hazel is also another item.

You have any of that? I don't know. I don't have that either. Rubbing alcohol and then vape over. rub. I feel like peroxide's pretty solid. Yeah. Like if I were making Mount Rushmore things I need in the house, if things go wrong, I would go Robitussin,

peroxide, alcohol. Like rubbing alcohol? Yeah, and grab bag. And what's that? I just put anything in this. You never know. We never know what you're going to need, you know? Do you keep a first aid kit? Like, do you all have one ready to go? I have a first aid drawer. Okay. That's pretty good. Which is mostly we're just though prescription pills that we don't use anymore. And we go back and we're like, all right, what are we feeling?

All right. This one said when we had this, we did, That's kind of probably not the best thing. But that's ours. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home, it's not been good.

Arena McAllister has been an art teacher of this elementary school in Missouri for seven years. She loves art. Well, she's originally from the Ukraine. So the staff members decided to do something special for her and make a garden of love. Without her knowing, they printed out flowers, and they printed them blue and yellow for Ukraine and had them put up in the school all over.

So when she arrived at school, it was like, hey, we love you, and here's the Garden of Love. Yeah, I bet she felt really love. Yeah. Like, supported. That's special. Like, she's struggling with something that probably no one else around her understood, but what they did understand was that she was struggling and they could help. I don't think you have to actually understand why a person's feeling that way,

but just know that they are, and you often feel ways that people don't understand either, and you can help. That's pretty cool. That's a good story. Looks like you're going to say something else. No, it's just, I mean. He's crying. That's what it is. Are you choked up?

No, I'm not. Choked up over there, buddy. Guys, I'm not choked up over the sunbler. That's a good, though. That's a good story. That's a good story. If you need a release. No.

Listen, guys, the sunflowers and everything. It was amazing. You guys saying I'm crying, you're spreading falls. That's why I went back over to you. Oh, my goodness. No, everybody's going on here to think I'm crying and I don't want that reputation. Hey, buddy, take some deep breaths. That's how I get whenever it's emotional for me.

I'll give you a hug, too. No. Hey, you know what? I'm going to say that's what it's all about. Let's all hug it. Let's all hug it. All right, that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.

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