The Bobby Bones Show - Thurs Part 2: Does Lunchbox Hum Songs? + Morgan's Maid of Honor Speech
Episode Date: June 27, 2024Lunchbox has admitted that he does not like music and reveals if he ever gets a song stuck in head and hums along. Then, Morgan is the maid-of-honor at her sister's wedding, and she wants the speech t...o go really well. She keeps seeing all these dos and don'ts online and now she's nervous...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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TV cliches that
For example, there was always an episode
About Quicksand
Back in like the 80s and the 90s
There's always a vacation episode
Somebody gets stuck in Quicksand
In real life, I don't think that ever happens.
Like we had one story, like a week ago
We were shocked that Quicksand was real.
Another one.
In a bar,
somebody breaking a beer bottle holding the handle with like the shardy part and going like, come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like that never happens.
Now, I've never seen a full bar brawl, but I think Lunchbox's first experience in a real bar was a bar brawl,
like one of those where they're busting queues over heads and stuff.
Yeah, I was at Bob Populars on 6th Street.
I was 18 years old.
How'd you get into a bar at 18?
No, this was an 18 and up.
Oh, that's trouble to begin with.
Yeah.
It was awesome.
And I'm in the room with the pool of tables and all of a sudden a fight breaks out.
and people are taking pool cues,
breaking them over each other's back,
and the pool table gets knocked over,
and people are coming in from the other room
and just jumping in the fight.
That's your first time in a bar?
First time.
And I am like, if this is what it's like to go out,
I am going out every single night.
Did you see anybody a beer bottle?
Like, come on.
I mean, but a pool cue.
I mean, that is, they took that stick and wham!
I mean, that's out of the movies, too.
That is out of the movies, but they did it.
And I was like, this is great.
And if that's your first experience, and you think every bars like that every night,
another one is a parrot, like telling on you.
Like a crime is solved or like a mystery is solved because a parrot goes,
that's right, under the books.
That never happens.
A shouting match, and this has never happened with my wife, although I'm not a shouter,
but like when you're in a fight and it immediately turns into hooking up.
Where, you know, they're like, okay, and all of a sudden it's like,
and they just make out.
That would be awesome.
That never happened.
That, I don't think I could emotionally do that.
I think I could.
Well, I mean, I think we could.
Yeah, you could.
I mean, I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't think I think, because again, I'm not a shoutter.
I may be quieter.
Like I tend to.
Your whole body shuts down.
I'm a turtle.
Yeah, I go into full turtle.
Yeah.
There's a shell around that.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, we get it.
Has that ever happened where you're just in a fight?
Then all of a sudden it goes from fight to opposite a fight?
No, I wish.
That's never happened.
That's what I'm saying, but I could do it.
We should try it.
Yeah, go home and try it.
No, there was.
Somebody crawling through an air conditioning duct to escape.
That's got to be tight.
Oh, but people, we, I feel like that's bonehead story that hey, like people try and then they get stuck.
Right.
I feel like that's more of the chimney.
But you're probably right.
People fall through sometimes.
They do fall through.
But I don't even know how to get up in there.
Jumping out of a window into a dumpster because the dumpster has soft trash in it.
That's all it's cool.
Cool.
That happens all the time.
Or canopies.
Yay.
And you know in real life, if you jump from four up and land on a canopy, all that thing's doing
is going, well, bam!
I mean, it's not stopping you.
It's ripping.
Or like an umbrella.
Like breaking your fall a little bit because of the air.
The dumpster is funny because you know there's nothing soft in there.
No chance.
You would jump down and be cut up all those bottles from bar fights that were sharded up.
Falling face first into someone from the opposite sex and that turns into a relationship.
Oh, yeah.
That doesn't happen.
Never happened.
No, never happened.
Like you're on the bus.
you know, fall.
You trip.
Yeah.
Woken up next to a dead body.
I don't even know a lot of shows that do that.
Let's hope that never happens.
Huh?
Yeah, I've never had that happen.
Those are all things from TV shows that are normalized on television,
even presented as real life situations, but actually don't happen.
We finished watching Dark Matter last night on Apple Plus.
But we don't go to Apple Plus a lot, but when we do, it's usually something really
good.
Like, Silo was really good.
What's the one you like about?
Ted Lasset was really good.
The Lassau.
The quitting the job.
It's one of the best shows I've ever seen.
Was it?
Severance.
It's one of the best shows I've ever seen.
It's coming back to fall.
I'm not going to comment
fully on severance.
However, I...
Did you like it, Amy?
I, yes, is.
Did you?
Were you confused by it?
Yes.
I was loving it and then all of a sudden...
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Amy has put restrictions on herself.
You're right. You're right.
For reviewing things and then she breaks those restrictions.
That was close.
Okay, sorry. I just, you loved it.
That's all that matters.
One of my favorite shows ever.
Yeah, which is, I don't get it.
And dark matter is really good.
It's nine episodes.
We kind of stumbled upon it.
It's pretty new.
And the whole thing is this guy named Jason, he's like a scientist,
but he like works at a small college.
And it lives a normal life.
But it's about parallel universes.
And then the Jason, a different Jason,
a parallel universe wants to come over and get a,
life because the other Jason worked too. It's crazy. And it's awesome. And you can follow along
without it being like, oh, what's happening? It's really good. I give it four out of five
twins. Oh, what is that mean? Well, no, a second Jason.
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Talking about first cars, most people have very vivid memories of the first vehicle because of all
the emotions they had when they got that first vehicle, all the places they could go for
the first time.
Study showed that nine out of ten Americans still remember the first car.
Mine was a red, I think 91 Subaru.
It was garbage.
I'd sell like 400 bucks on it.
But it was a hard-earned 400 bucks.
Subaru, though.
Hipster.
Cool.
Yeah.
That was before it was hipster.
Yeah.
We found it.
It was like at a place that sold cars and lawnmowers.
Oh.
Oh, wow.
I think there were lawnmower parts in it.
If I'm being honest, I think that was why it was so cheap.
But that was my first car.
I loved it because it got me to work and back.
I didn't love it because it was kind of ugly.
And it barely worked.
But it really was.
I mean, I think about, yeah, I can remember the steering wheel, the cigarette lighter.
I mean, I would plug in my, at the time they made like a discumen.
because you could do a tape into a CD player
because they were a tape player and I would put the cigarette lighter as the charger
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would put the tape in the tape player
And I had a CD player that was on like this mounted little bobbly thing to keep it from skipping
And it still skipped all the time
And I would listen to Hootie and the Blowfish every day going to football practice
I mean, man, I could do an hour on the memories I have.
This thing's right.
Experts said the first car memories are so strong because they're tied to high school,
a boyfriend, girlfriend, eh, and being able to venture out onto your own for the first time.
First car, Amy?
1985, Ford Bronco.
It was red and tan.
That's cool.
And they had little trees like sewn into the cloth seats because it was like Eddie Bauer did that.
And it was good these colorful trees.
So I remember those in detail.
And yeah, it was just awesome.
I wish I could find that exact car today.
Do you think it still exists?
Yeah, I mean, I've Googled before trying to find it somewhere.
I mean, I don't know the Venn number.
Well, I tattooed my Subaru Venn number on my shoulder.
I'm not for sure, but I've seen some across the country that are similar.
There's a book called The Organized Mind by Daniel J. Levitin.
It talks about doing a million things at the same time.
And are you a multitasker.
And if you are experts, say, to, well, really try to stop.
It turns out, according to research, multitaskers are terrible at most aspects of multitasking.
Simply put, the brain hates doing two things at once.
This goes for men and women.
It leads to a panic state of your mind.
And it makes it harder to think.
then even when you're drinking,
I would say
I'm not a multitasker,
but I get a lot of S done.
So I'm not doing two things at once,
but I'm doing a lot of things back to back to back.
Yeah, I mean,
I wonder how this applies to parents
because I feel like if you've got kids in the home,
you have no choice but to multitask.
But you're not given, like,
something's not getting all the attention.
Like whether the kids or whatever you're doing
is not getting all the attention.
No, I mean, I'm not saying I'm great at it,
but I mean, there's no way.
Sometimes we're working, trying to do things,
you're answering kids questions,
you're driving.
Hardly in life can we just focus on what, just generally.
And this is too talking about work for the most part, trying to get multiple things accomplished.
For me, I tried that.
I try to do multi.
I'm not good at multitasking, but I am good at organizing my time and being focused in the time that I have on the project that I'm doing.
I can do seven or eight things that I'm done in a day, but I ain't doing them at the same time.
You don't really wait to do stuff.
You're not a procrastinator.
You kind of just get it done.
Sometimes too early, though, too.
Oh, yeah.
Meaning, I've no patience being awesome.
Precrastination.
I was called being awesome.
Precast.
Crescrastinator.
That's what I say.
It's called.
The most seven most stubborn dog breeds.
I have an English bulldog.
If this thing isn't number one, this list is full of crap.
Number one, Akita.
Don't even know what that is.
Nope.
It says it's the most stubborn breed.
Number two, Siberian Husky.
Those dogs are awesome.
They're pretty, too.
I always feel bad if I see them in like the summer though walking around because they're big and furry.
They're awesome dogs, but I'm like, dang, I wouldn't want to wear a coat in June.
and he lives in a coat.
Number three, a basset hound.
Number four, a wiener dog.
Number five, a Dalmatian.
Okay, this list is way wrong.
Dalmatians are stubborn.
I thought they were...
Easily bored.
Need a lot of exercise.
And I guess they're so big,
they need a lot of movement.
And if they don't,
they're just like, screw you guys.
God, they're so cute, though.
Dalmatians?
Yeah.
Cute?
They're so big.
Oh, with the black spots on.
They're so cute.
I think they're awesome dogs.
I don't think they're cute as the word I would use,
though, because once you reach a size,
you're not cute.
Correct.
I think cute is more of a smaller, like, precious type of thing.
Well, I used Prudy earlier, and it's like, I don't call a dog pretty.
So it's a cute dog.
I think a Dalmatian can be a pretty dog.
It got pretty fit.
Really?
But also, I don't know that I've seen one.
Oh, Dalmatian's a lot.
You've never seen a Dalmatian?
You never seen a Dalmatian?
I hang out of Fire Station all day.
Like, I've seen a cartoon version, but.
That's where you are all day.
And an English bulldog.
Way low on the list.
It comes in at number seven.
But it says it's easy going and dependable, but it's also just won't do
anything. Oh yeah, Stanley
just, he either lays
and I have to call him four times, or
he's up and active and running around like a puppy
still and will come to every single, but it's up to him.
He lives his life, his way.
That's pretty cool.
For him? Yeah, problem is sometimes he goes
out and he'll use the bathroom to do number two, and
he has a spot he does number two. Same spot
all the time. That's nice and convenient
for you. Yeah, and what do, but they don't
have toilet paper. Dogs don't have toilet paper.
They don't? No, but what he loves to do is to sit
on my feet. So there are times after
goes out and then he comes and likes to
sit on my feet and I'm like, I got poop on my foot.
You didn't wipe, bro. Yeah.
That is interesting that they don't have to wipe.
You can get wipeies.
No, you can, but they don't have like a roll out there.
They can grab and use their paw.
They don't know how to do that. I've seen dogs do the drag.
Well, that's because they suck. Itches.
Oh, that's the worst.
Sometimes I drag too.
Stop.
My wife sees me in the yard dragging my butt and eating grass.
Missouri woman's accused of trying to kill her husband by poisoning his
Mountain Dew because he didn't appreciate everything she does for him.
Women are crazy.
From ABC 7, Chicago,
I don't think that women are crazier than men.
I think you have a select few that are crazy in both sexes.
I'm just saying that because I'm not getting the hate on this.
Right.
This woman's crazy.
The story could easily be flipped.
Missouri wife was arranged for allegedly poisoning her husband's drink.
According to court record, she said she did it to be mean after she was angry.
Her husband was not appreciative of the birthday party.
She's accused of mixing up roundup weed killer into Mountain Dew.
Oh my gosh.
I wonder if the color was the same.
He said the taste was bad.
He started thinking it was tasting bad, so he went and got security equipment and put it up in the house.
I love Mountain Dew.
I don't know there's a thing that tastes better than Mountain Dew.
Let me think.
Cheesecake, pretty good.
Still not as Mountain Dew, pound for pound, I think is the best taste.
Original Mountain Dew?
Not like Baja.
I don't like any little tricks.
I don't like Roundup Mountain Dew either.
That's not my favorite flavor.
Would that be y'all's first go-to?
because some of these stories, they immediately go get security cameras and set them up.
Like, my first thought would be, oh, something's up with this.
It's weird, and I throw it away.
But then the next day it happens again.
Yeah, the second time it happens, I'm probably, because did she poison the whole bottle?
That's what I'm thinking happened instead of like his specific drink she made.
Right.
Because remember the woman that was doing the coffee?
Yeah.
See, here's the thing about women versus men.
You say women are crazier.
They do stuff like this.
Guys do stuff like chop up your body and put you in a hole.
Yeah.
And I don't know which one's crazier.
Both crazy.
After asking why she grabbed liquids from the garage,
she told authority she was mixing them in a cup to use as weed killer.
She saw the idea in social media.
She put the insecticide in a two-liter Mountain Dew bottle placed in the garage refrigerator.
He has, she has entered a plea of not guilty.
Hey, how about getting a divorce?
How about entering a complaint of not guilty?
What do you mean?
You're on camera.
But you got to fight it, right?
She later admitted to putting insecticide.
in the two-liter
Mountain Dew bottle
she's entered a plea
of not guilty
because she saw it on TikTok.
Again,
she later admitted
that she was mad
about the birthday party.
Yeah,
yeah, that's wild.
You're right, though.
I don't know that I would go,
hmm,
that tastes weird.
Let's put some cameras up.
Unless you already thought something.
I just say it.
I don't know that that would be the move.
You must know that you're living with crazy.
In her sleep the night before,
I'm going to poison you.
Wait, what?
Say that again?
What?
Northern Missouri store clerk accused of stealing $24,000 in lottery tickets.
She stole 36 bucks of lottery tickets with an estimated value of $24,000.
Now, the thing is, if you don't buy them and beep them, they don't matter, right?
Correct.
Right, you got to log them in.
And so she was putting a cup over the security camera, taking them out of the safe.
And then she started cashing them at her own convenience store.
I mean, idiot.
But again, they don't work, do they, unless you beep them in?
Don't you have to open the door for people to come in the house?
or if you just steal them.
I think they beep them when they receive them.
Like, no, no, no.
They beep when you buy them. Yeah.
Oh, that's true too.
They beep them and then it's like sold.
Boom.
Now it's official.
Like a gift card. It has to be activated.
Exactly.
We're no experts.
But we think.
We say stuff.
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Rule one, never mess with a country girl.
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I felt like I got hit by a truck.
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The cops didn't seem to care.
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Morgan, you're going to be the maid of honor
at your sister's wedding?
Yeah, I am.
The bachelor party went on?
Yeah, in Palm Springs.
Did you have to put it together?
Yeah, I did the whole organizing, set everything up, itinerary, all of it.
Is that stressful?
Well, yeah, because I'm in, I've been in three weddings this year and had to attend five.
So it's just been a lot this year.
It's been a lot of weddings, a lot of things happening.
That's the age, though.
You're at that age where everybody's.
Yeah, everybody decided to get married at the same time.
Well, they didn't decide.
Like, it's like mid to last ditch age.
It happens that way.
When you're in that group, until finally you go, I'll just get married whenever I want to.
I'm not going to put pressure.
on myself. So you have to write the speech and deliver the speech. Yeah. It's your sister though.
Are you nervous? I'm very nervous. I've never written a maid of honor speech before. I've been
bridesmaids multiple time, but never been the maid of honor and never had to deliver the speech in
front of everybody, especially everybody that I know. How much do you have of it? I haven't like scripted
out. I just am worried because there's so many tips and tricks online that, but one of the things
they say is like, don't do this, don't do that, don't do this. How do I know what is actually the right
thing I should and shouldn't do. There is no right and wrong thing that you should or shouldn't do.
That's right. You need to base it on the sensibilities of you. You need to base it on.
First of all, don't turn it into a roast unless you're really good at roasting. If you're
going to make a little joke about your sister, like some little, you want to do one, maybe one.
The problem is if you miss on it, if you're doing like four or five and you miss about number three,
then three hit doesn't hit, four doesn't hit, then it just gets tough. If you're going to like make a little joke
about your sister, do it early, and then don't go back and make fun of her anymore. Do you have any of those?
I do have a few. But it's more just like poking fun. It's not like full-blown roasts.
It's like things most people would know about her. Does that make sense? Yeah, a little risky.
What I would say is if you do the first one and it works, go to the second one. Okay.
If you do the second one and it works, chase down that third one. But if you hit one that doesn't and it only gets a mild like a tepid response, then don't do that other.
How do I adjust while it's happening, though, and not panic?
Well, you just have them, you have it written out, right?
Yeah.
I would also write it out and some people are like, just get up there and go with what your heart says.
Never do that.
Because you can still go with what your heart says with cards in your hand.
But the problem with going where your heart says is sometimes you get off.
You forget what you want to say.
And then it's just a mess.
And then at the end, you're like, oh, I'm meant to say all of this, but you didn't because you didn't have it in your hand.
You can still go where your heart takes you.
You can still go up and say whatever you want to say.
But the good thing about having cards or having it written down,
is that once you get off track, that takes you back on track.
You can even write it on your phone.
I'd prefer people not to write it on their phone.
I'll write it on a card.
It looks like you actually cared.
Yeah, instead of just holding up my phone.
And then just share memories.
Like, if you don't know what to say, just share memories because the more personal,
the better.
Say why you love her, why you're happy with her.
And don't be over like three minutes.
Okay.
I feel like I'm under that three minute limit.
And I do make some comments about him.
Is that okay?
Yes.
Sure.
I feel like the size.
You're playful about him.
Yeah.
Unless you're like.
Unless it's like.
Unless it's like a person.
Yeah.
It's like you're so lucky.
You can roast him but only to a point.
Yeah.
Him and I kind of have that relationship where we roast each other all the time.
The roast is tricky though if you're not used to doing that.
But you can do it.
If you feel good about it, do whatever your sensibility is.
Don't listen to those websites because they don't know you.
Yeah.
And if all us fails, just share memories and little things will come from that.
And don't be the person that goes 10 minutes.
What?
How should I start it?
You know, like the start is the captivated.
This is the first time I've ever been a bridesmaid and it's appropriate because this is my best friends and my sister.
And I just wanted to share with you guys some of the reasons I'm so happy for her.
Boom.
Right.
Don't build it up too much.
Just say what you're doing, why you're there and get into the points.
Like what I said there is the perfect launch.
Don't spend too much time thinking the first things that you say are super important.
Okay.
And just don't go too long.
That's the biggest part of dudes go too long.
For the most part, dudes get up.
Hey.
I remember this one.
Vegas.
How about that?
Don't do inside jokes.
Okay.
If you do, do one and don't go back
and do another inside joke
because the crowd's like, ah.
Mm-hmm.
You can do one.
Aren't memories kind of inside jokes also?
Yeah, but explain the memory.
Okay.
Yeah, it's like something from when we were kids and this, you know.
Don't be too drunk.
Not that you will be,
but don't drink too much before your speech.
You can go ham if you want after.
But remember, your speech is going to be recorded.
Yeah.
But who's your audience?
The crowd or your sister?
All.
Okay.
It's all.
Okay.
I feel like the best reaction I can get is some laughter and some tears.
If it were just a sister, you could do it without the people there.
You could do that version to her.
Yeah.
But it's a universal thing.
It's a wedding.
It's a party.
It's a gathering.
So those will be my general, my practical tips.
Lunchbox.
Listen, you got to roast.
You have to roast.
The whole point is to make a few jokes, make some jabs.
That's what you're up there for.
You got to tell some embarrassing stories, but also tell some fun stories.
If you don't tell any embarrassing stories, it's boring.
No one wants to hear all the goody two shoes and fluffy stuff.
They want to hear funny stuff.
But embarrassing doesn't have to be roast.
Not.
I think you roast.
And how much alcohol lunch?
Oh, you can drink.
It doesn't matter.
They expect you to be drinking.
If you were doing it, do you prefer to be drunk or sober?
Oh, drunk.
Like falling over?
Is that funnier if you're drunk?
Better than being sober.
Yeah.
Sober like, oh my gosh, you're up there.
and you're like so rigid in, you're not very good at it.
Oof.
So you prefer to just be wasted.
Yes.
Rather than completely bone dry.
Yes.
Because you're funnier?
Probably.
Or people can laugh at you.
Hey, Morgan, don't drink too much.
Okay.
Should I?
You're going to do great.
Should I read it to anybody before?
Should it be a total surprise.
No, no, total surprise.
It doesn't matter.
You don't run it by people.
She's not running it by anybody.
As somebody who literally speaks for a living on
stages and doing talks, it's good to read it out loud a few times just to make sure that even
the words that are strung together make sense and you can say them. I stumble over words sometimes
so I try not to put too difficult word. If you do great, if you don't great. But I think don't let your
sister see any of it. Oh yeah. No, no, no. I don't want her to do it. And don't really ask for
feedback, but you could do it in front of somebody for your own comfortability. Okay. Yeah. It's going
to be great. You're good at it. You'll be fine. I'm just such a perfectionist about some of
these things that this is such a big moment. I don't want to mess it up. This cannot be perfect.
It will also not be awful, but it cannot be perfect.
There's no such thing as a perfect maid of honor or what's the dude one called?
Groom.
Best man.
There's no such thing as a perfect.
There's really good ones.
But there is no perfection because there is no bar.
The bar is just to make everybody feel.
You make everybody feel, you win.
You make your sister feel you win.
That's all.
You know, it's kind of makes you think of what you say, Bobby, about the national anthem
when people perform and it's like if there's a big mess up, kind of everybody's talking about it.
But if you go in and you just do it right and you walk away,
I think that's the goal here is like you go in practice like Bobby said but I would also set a timer so you know your cadence right so and make sure you're under that three minutes practice a good point to make sure you don't go you ever see one that goes on way too long yes and then that's where people are like oh my gosh like this is and then you're kind of like the national anthem you're messing up and people are talking about it like you just want to go in and make everybody feel and get out of dodge it's about her anyway in out okay but practicing that cadence will help and out loud and being confident and believing in yourself and just
Just like you love your sister.
That'll show through.
And if the mic isn't working, who cares?
Don't spend a bunch of time going like,
we'll get the mic fixed.
Immediately lay the mic down, be like,
all right, I'm just going to talk.
There's no mic.
We don't need it.
It's not like just 10,000 people there anyway.
Yeah, yeah.
It's going to be awesome.
Yeah, okay.
Any tips, Eddie?
Just, I mean, just have fun with it.
Like, really, it's not that big of a deal.
It's all about her.
People are there for the wedding.
I think the speech is such a little part of this whole ceremony
that don't put too much pressure on yourself.
Have fun.
do a good speech, nail it.
You'll be better if you don't put pressure on yourself.
Oh, I don't know how to do that.
You can do it.
It's like somebody saying, have fun.
It's just impossible.
It's not a real thing.
That's what I just said.
I know.
It's not a real thing.
Have fun.
But the less pressure you put on yourself,
the more loose and the more normal you're going to be.
Well, I did hear her say a second ago.
She was like, I mean, it'll be a win if I get some laughter and some tears.
And I feel like that's pressure on yourself.
To like make sure that they're laughing and maybe they cry in a three-minute thing.
That also means don't look at the crowd and look for that response.
because then if you don't get it, you'll get really distracted.
More for my sister.
Everybody else, I'm whatever.
But if I can get my sister to emote, I'd be happy.
If for some reason it's not going well, about a minute and a half end,
you start taking Yeagerbombs.
Get drunk for the second.
Hold on, everybody.
I'm going to get drunk real quick.
On your Instagram, it seems like the option to limit political content seems to be on by default,
which is new, which is good.
I met us said most people don't want to just see political content.
Instagram admits that,
It changed user settings to automatically limit political content.
No, that's not an admission.
That's a celebration.
Yeah.
It should be Instagram proudly says we have limited political content on your social media feeds.
That way you don't hate as many of your friends.
Keeping everyone together.
The option to limit such content was first created by META in February.
Meta's Andy Stone explained that, mistakenly, it is reset.
to limit political content.
That's not a mistake.
That's a good decision.
The verge.
I believe there's a debate tonight.
I believe there is.
Now here's what I'm going to tell you.
The election comes up in November.
This is the, and it'll get gross.
Nobody really cares.
It's weird.
Everybody cares, right?
Everybody's had an opinion over the past eight years
and the past four years.
And everybody has to maintain that opinion.
But people are so fatigued of caring
that unless you get on Twitter
and people are screaming, nobody really cares.
Everybody is kind of like, I still have my opinion.
I'm tired, though.
But if you ask them, they're still going to have it.
But they're just not volunteering.
And I'm talking about everybody.
I'm curious, too, if some of it's like...
Everybody's tired.
They're tired, but then also, like, okay, am I really getting passionate about either situation?
Like, I just feel like there's fatigue, but also, like...
But they have to hold true.
What happens with politics is whatever you said before.
you still are standing by.
Yeah.
Because you don't want to have an admission of fundamentally,
I may not agree with what I felt was right then that I've kind of learned.
It's not right.
And this is just general politics,
the history of time.
Most people that assign with someone or some side stay with that side.
It's like a favorite morning show or a favorite,
you go because that's part of your day.
A favorite TV morning show,
you go because that's part of your system of your party.
So most people don't want to go,
man,
I was pretty passionate about that.
I'm dead wrong. How about that?
Most people don't want to admit they were wrong.
But I think generally people are tired both sides because it has been nonstop at each other's throat for years and years and years.
Not one political cycle, not two, almost three political cycles where it has been you must hate the person that is not you.
And I believe, and I only believe this.
It could be tomorrow.
But I believe there's a debate tonight.
How much have you heard about the debate?
None.
Zero.
Why?
Because mostly people are tired.
Yeah.
What channels it on?
Is a channel even a thing anymore?
Let's be honest.
Yeah, you're like, is CNN moderating his talks?
I think there's a couple.
I'm sorry.
Who's running?
Same?
Yeah, same.
Okay.
So is the debate just between those two or is that JFK guy in?
He's not JFK.
He's a kid.
I see that.
He's the nephew.
But no, he's not in it.
Oh.
Yeah.
So the first presidential debate, multiple networks tonight at 9 p.m.
Eastern.
And there'll be clips tomorrow, but I'm telling you.
you. But very limited on Instagram.
America is tired.
And everybody will have their opinions again
equally for a minute.
But America's tired.
Honestly. And I'm tired. And I'm tired.
And I'm tired of having to be like,
do I like this person? What do they even stand for?
Not even the candidates. Like people who scream.
And people that are so attached like a single
person in politics,
they're the psychopaths.
No single person ever in my life that attached to it.
I don't even like me sometimes.
Like sometimes I look at me and I'm like, ugh.
But to be like this person is always right.
That's wild to me.
But we have created that culture where you're just assigned.
You assign yourself and then you've got to fight for it regardless.
So anyway, that's it tonight.
And shout out Instagram for that.
Elvis's blue-sweid shoes, the real ones are up for sale.
Wow.
That's pretty cool.
They say between $125,000 and $150,000, size 10 and a half worn by Presley both on and off stage during the 50s.
We're given to his friend Alan, the night.
before he left for the U.S. Army in 1958.
The blue suede shoes have been authenticated
by the founder of the Elvis Presley Museum
and Elvis's close friend
named Jimmy Velvet. That's a cool name.
Bidding for the shoe starts
at 55,000.
I'm looking at them. They literally
look like the shoes I wore on Dancing with the Stars.
Oh, really? They're all felty, velvety.
They're suede.
They're suede. Are you going to bid?
No, God, no, I'm not spending that money.
That's money on that. I don't care.
I'd rather buy a Frank Thomas'
rookie. You're crazy. No, I'm not buying that stuff. I did, speaking of baseball, I did get invited to
go play in the Major League Baseball All-Star Game, Celebrity Softball Game. It's in Dallas in a couple
weeks. Who invites you to that? Major League Baseball. So MLB sends you an email? Yes. Well,
they, no, they called. Oh, dang. Hello? Hey, it's MLB. Mr. MLB. Well, so are you going to do.
Yeah, I'm going to go play. Nice. You better nurse those injuries. Well, that's a problem. I have a
a regular league game tonight. My elbow, my shoulder are killing. No, you need to, sorry.
Oh, I can't let my team down.
Is it another double header?
No, it's only a one game.
Oh, thank goodness.
Yeah.
Okay, I mean, I don't know.
I just think that that sounds like a really cool opportunity and you don't want to go in totally injured.
They asked what my walkout song is.
And?
What did you think I picked?
I'm hoping something like fun and up beep, but something sad and depressing is coming to my mind.
Like, fix you.
Nice will guide you home.
Let's see
Oh, REM, everybody hurts
It's not slow
It's a weas are Buddy Holly
Oohie-oo look just like
Buddy Holly
So do you wear your glasses
When you go up to bat
How can he see?
I can't see
I wear my glasses
When I wear my glasses when I sell
The toilet
I mean I need my glasses for everything
Why didn't know if you had to get like special
goggles or
No, it's softball
Celebrity
Okay, it's celebrity softball
Okay, sorry
You know they're scratching
Bottom if they're asking me on celebrity
Like all right
We're running a good celebrities
Let's go down to tier two.
It'll be fun though.
I don't even know it was released until Ray Mundo posted an Instagram story about it yesterday.
He was like, breaking news, bye bones playing the celebrity game.
I was like, oh, I guess I made it.
So do you know who's on your team?
No, they just have a bunch of people listed.
Like Terrell Owens, Pedro Martinez, old ballplayers, Jenny Finch,
Gina Rodriguez from Jane the Virgin, some rappers.
I don't know.
Some rappers?
I didn't know them.
Oh, like little babies and stuff?
I don't know who they were.
The worst part about it is when it was announced,
it's first world problems and I'm super excited.
Oh, Kane Brown's playing for sure.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He's like my friend who's playing.
Tyrese, he plays the 76ers.
So they're like, look at these celebrities.
And, of course, people start killing me online.
Never heard of them.
He's a celebrity.
People that don't even know because they just see the name.
Like, what is Bobby Bones, a pirate?
They brought back a pirate.
Yeah.
is tough.
That part was tough.
But yeah, that's going to happen.
Good day.
So can we watch it?
Is it televised?
I don't know.
It says 2024 All-Star Saturday tickets are on sale now.
Okay.
Hey, show road trip.
Let's go to Dallas.
Yeah, I mean, I think I'm going.
Why would we not fly to Dallas?
Well, whatever.
I mean, trip.
Show trip.
Mike, what's the date?
Saturday, July 13th.
At Globe Life Field.
You guys, well, that's where the Rangers play?
Yeah, that's where the All-Star game is.
Well, they're having it there.
I'll probably poke a couple out.
Yeah.
Out of the park.
Out of the infield?
Yeah, yeah.
So, anyway, that's what's up.
I'm pretty excited about that.
That'll be a lot of fun.
So, Amy, can we go?
Yeah, I'm checking my calendar.
All right, let me know.
All right.
I'm going to all go.
Well, some of us already go on
because we're doing some interviews
with a bunch of ballplayers.
Yeah, I'm going to go already.
So, yeah.
Come on, let's go.
Yeah.
Lunch?
Yeah, baby's driving.
All right.
No, never mind.
A win is a win.
A win.
I don't care what y'all say.
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And rule two, never mess with her friends either.
We always say that trust your girlfriends.
I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends,
oh my God, this is the same man.
A group of women discover they've all dated
the same prolific con artist.
I felt like I got hit by a truck.
I thought, how could this happen to me?
The cops didn't seem to care.
So they take matters into their own hands.
I said, oh, hell no.
I vowed.
I will be his last target.
He's going to get what he deserves.
Listen to the girlfriends.
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This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft.
And we've got a special guest, the director of the NFL's
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A new podcast called In the Vets Office with Dr. Josie.
And so she has a case of the week.
And this is about the naked pet sitter.
So check it out.
It's brand new.
If you like it, go subscribe.
Leave a comment.
It will really matter.
Rate it.
Here is In the Vets Office with Dr. Josie.
You're listening to In the Vets Office with Dr. Josie Horchak.
Hey, everyone and welcome to In the Vets Office.
I am your host, Dr. Josie, and I am joined here by.
my co-host, Shannon Ella, who some of you may know from Canadian country music radio.
And this is our very first episode.
We are excited to be here and we're going to dive right in to Case of the Week,
where I retell stories of some of the craziest things that I have seen while practicing as a veterinarian.
So things that, you know, you just walk into your vet's office thinking it's like a normal day,
we don't know what's going on behind closed doors.
So the Case of the Week is always interesting.
Yeah, there's a lot going on in the trenches, if you will.
Okay, the case for this week is one of my feelings.
favorite patients. He was one of my first that I took care of right out of school. His name was
Hondo and he was a big old hound and he loved to get into stuff. I mean, he would eat
anything and everything. And so it wasn't not that uncommon for him to be coming in for X-rays
to figure out what he had eaten this time. Oh, he's one of those. Okay. And so here we are. It's a normal
Monday. Honda's in the hospital because he's throwing up. He's eating something he shouldn't have.
the mom and the daughter had brought him in and lo and behold my nurses call me and they say okay
yep hondo's x-rays are up come take a look and i am staring at it i'm like are you is this what i
think it is and there are symbols all throughout his stomach hondo ate a tambourine oh wow a whole
tambourine and so i go back into the room and i said does anyone play the tambourine in your house
and the little daughter i think she was like 10 maybe and she was like oh my god i've been looking
everywhere for my tambourine. Like, why do you ask? I'm like, well, it's in Hondo's stomach.
Like he was still in. Yes, in his stomach. Around. And two halves. Okay. So he, at least
I was like, how did he swallow an entire tambourine? I have one of those in my house for my son.
I feel like that's a staple. Like plastic ones. Yep. As a parent, did not ever think of a dog
eating that. Yeah, they, I didn't either really. Hondo has just exceeded all expectations in that
regard. So not just shoes to watch out for. No, remote controls.
socks. Tamborines. Keep your tambourines up, people. You know what? He lives in Nashville,
though. He's into the music. That's probably what it is. He's in the music scene. He's like,
all I do is listen to music. I'm just trying to join in. Just jingling as he walks by.
But it was great. We went in, we got it out. I definitely played it just a little like, ding, ding,
as it came out of the stomach. You have to you. And he went on to lead a totally normal life.
He did great. Hondo's very lucky he has you. Yeah, well, hopefully he stays out of the vets office for a while.
Yeah. He's not welcome in the vets.
office anymore. Yeah, that's our case of the week. And now we can jump right into our listener
Q&As. We had some really good questions submitted this week. So we'll jump into number one.
What's the best way to find a really good dog sitter? I've had a really horrible luck
with dog sitters. The stories I could tell you who, I won't. But what's the first course of
action I should take to find a really exceptional dog sitter? I want to hear those stories.
She's like, I won't.
Maybe we should have her on.
Maybe we should.
I want to know these stories, but it's a great question.
It's a really good question.
And I have heard some absolute horror stories.
I actually had a friend the other day tell me that she found a pet sitter on Rover.
The pet sitter came in, took off all of her clothes.
They had a furbo, a furbo camera.
And so they were able to see through the furbo that the pet sitter took off all her clothes
and then proceeded to lay on the couch, butt naked and eatable of cereal for like the whole time she was there.
It was just naked.
You're like, I'm not questioning your pet care, but just your overall.
If you're a nudist, just be up front about it.
Yeah.
You kind of have to put that in your resume.
You're like, I'm probably going to be nude at your house.
I'm probably not going to hire you.
Yeah, exactly.
So a great place to look is your vet's office.
So a lot of my nurses will pet sit.
A lot of my receptionist will pet sit.
And then you know that they have the background.
They have the training and they have reliable jobs.
That's a really great place to look for a pet sitter.
Last but not least, here in Nashville, we've got some like really awesome.
some privately owned pet sitting companies.
Yes.
Where they have like 10 to 20 pet sitters on staff.
They're all vetted and they've done background checks.
So wherever you live, I would Google like private pet sitting business because you can
find some really great ones that way.
That's how we found ours.
Today we're going to have the beautiful and incredibly talented McKenzie Porter in the
vets office.
Not only is she our friend, but you also probably know her from her lead role on the
Netflix series, The Travelers or her booming music career.
her and Dustin Lynch spent many weeks in the number one spot on country music radio for their song.
Think About You. I still love that song. Me too. I'm super excited to have her on today.
Coming up next, Mackenzie Porter with Dr. Josie. When we had first met, I think Willa was just kind of
starting to have some of her GI issues. And I know that this has been a long journey that you
guys have been on as far as her tummy issues. Do you mind kind of just giving us like a recap of what you guys have
been through. One night Jake came home. I was out of town and she had like thrown up, had diarrhea.
There was blood in the diarrhea like all over our bedroom, all over the walls. Like it was crazy.
Like she'd gone in the shower, our bed, the walls. It was like a murder scene in there.
Yeah. And he. It's really scary. It's very scary. And I didn't know at the time like if dogs have like blood in
their stool. It's a lot more normal than like a human. Yeah. It's not as scary. But we didn't know that.
Yes.
So that was the first, like, indication of anything wrong with her.
So that night, Jake took her into emergency.
And he told me the other day because I was asking them, just to remind me,
and he stayed there until five in the morning with her, slept in the parking lot.
Was this in the ice storm?
This was, this had to be a little bit before the ice storm.
Okay.
This was the first incident.
Okay.
And at that point, it was just, like, you know, what you and I've talked about, like,
probably has regular tummy issues.
Let's put her on metranetazol.
Yep. So we did that and that did help for like a little bit and then slowly things started to get worse again. And then it was like a series of switching foods and trying like we tried like alligator protein and like ostrich protein like all these different things that we were trying to do to like see if she was allergic or whatever. Nothing was working. Now this was probably, you know, a month or two months of trial and error. And at that point, this was a snow. This was a snow.
storm that I was telling you about.
Probably two years ago.
It was like Nashville shuts down.
The roads are all ice.
And I was sitting on the couch one day.
She was not doing well.
Lost.
I mean, now she's like 13 pounds of the time.
She's probably seven.
Right.
And we were going into the vet regularly.
Oh, yeah.
Just like trying to figure it out.
Yeah.
And I remember waking up that morning and being like, I think she's going to die.
Because she wouldn't eat.
She wouldn't drink.
She couldn't hold like any bowels in.
Like it was like we had diapers on or it was so bad.
So I remember saying Jake, like we have to drive out to emergency, even on these roads.
I had a little car at the time.
Like, I don't care.
This is my daughter.
Yeah.
Bobby Boneshow.
Bonehead.
Norrie up the day.
This story comes us from Florida.
A 22-year-old woman was working the McDonald's drive-thru and people pull up and they
start an argument about their order.
So the worker takes a drink and wham, throws it at the customer.
The customer opens the window, throws another drink back at the
worker. So the worker goes
in the back, reaches in her purse.
Oh, don't do it. See, it was all fun until
whatever happens here. Wait, you don't know what they got.
You think it's money? Maybe. A gift?
A wallet. Pulled out a gun and
Bhababababababababba
started shooting at the customer.
And yes, that is drastic. I hate that part. But it also,
this is a lesson for everybody. You don't know
who's got what. If you're in a car, you're driving
next to, it's just not worth it. Because you
feel disrespected. It's hard
to go, you know what?
I'm not going to throw that cut back. Because you want to
I want to.
But then if you can just go,
but what if they have a freaking gun?
That, but die, die, die, that nobody died, right?
No one got hit.
What a terrible shot.
How you go carry a gun and then not be able to hit?
That's not the story.
That's the story.
All right, go ahead.
I'm Lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Kevin Costner on the show tomorrow.
Amy's podcast, Four Things with Amy Brown.
A new episode up today.
What are you doing over there?
Well, my niece is on with me.
She's doing four episodes of me for the month of June.
So every third.
And this is the final one that we're doing together.
Is she going home now?
She's going to be with me until August.
Okay.
I saw that your sister's in town, her mom.
Yes.
Is your niece play guitar?
Yeah, she's been teaching herself.
She's good.
I saw the Instagram video.
Yeah, she said that she...
It's weird.
I used to know her when she was like 10 years old.
Yeah.
She goes to school in Colorado.
That's where they live and they do a lot of like camping, campfires.
And she said that, you know, everybody sits around and they have their guitar and she started to feel left out.
Of course.
So she's just been teaching herself like on YouTube.
So you guys, do you talk about anything specific or just like her?
Yeah, no.
This episode in particular, we talk about kind of dating, but she's 21 and I'm 43.
So like the different perspectives of that.
And then.
What advice do you give a 21 year old about dating?
Just generally.
I feel like it was more like she's giving me advice.
That is new on the, on how in the environment of, you know, today dating, that would be advice she could give you.
Yeah.
But what would you give her then, not to any 21 year old woman.
what would you give them as far as, let's say, they're single and they're looking and they think, like, they need to find their person?
I think that the younger we are, at least when I was her age, I was just looking to get married.
At 20, like, every boyfriend I had my college boyfriends, it was like, okay, well, what's it going to be like when we get married?
And she does have a serious boyfriend right now.
And she's wise, though.
Like, she's got it.
Like, I encouraged her to just be in the moment with him and really get to know him and enjoy college.
and don't just be more present with him, I guess, is the point.
And sure, y'all may get married one day, and that would be amazing,
but doesn't have to be, like, the number one goal at the moment.
What do you think the perfect age?
And I know everybody's different.
But if you were just to boil it down, on average,
the perfect age to get married in your mind for a woman, Amy, and I'll go.
It can be so different.
I got married at 25.
somewhere between 25 and 35.
Well, that's a whole, that's a decade.
You got to pick an eight.
I'm going to say 29 or 30.
You fully know who you are.
That's right.
The brain is developed.
You've gone through some hard crap.
You're, I would say 29, 30, 30, right?
In that area, yeah.
It's the perfect time.
You, Eddie?
37.
For a woman?
For a guy?
No, no.
We're talking women first.
Oh, I don't know.
I'm not a woman, dude.
I don't know.
I'm not either.
But I mean, kind of.
I don't know.
Okay.
dudes then. Yeah, dude, 37. I think that you've done everything you want to do and you're ready
to get married now. Is that 37 year old's about the same maturity of a 29 year old? You know what?
Even less. Right, but it's difficult if you're dating someone's same age. Like, yeah, which is what
we're saying. I'm saying a 29 year old woman generally is more mature than a 35 or 37 year old dude.
Correct. My wife in many ways is more mature than me. She often says, when are the wiener jokes going
to like age out? I don't think they will. Never. Never.
They're still funny.
They're so, and they're like re-foney.
Like, they're like funny when you're young.
Then there's a stage where like a young adult and you're like,
they may not be as funny, but you need to make them more vulgar
because you're like trying to show how edgy you are.
But then you get our age and they're like funny again because they're so stupid.
And then you have kids that are boys and then they start making the wiener jokes
and then that's funny and you're all over again.
Yeah, I say a dude 35 to 37 or 38.
I was 39.
I missed it by a year.
But then guys also have a lot of what if.
meaning
let them get it all out of their system.
Yes, that way there are no what is.
That way there are no like,
I really messed up by not going to Vegas
and gambling or having, you know,
a hundred body count.
You know, you don't want that kind of stuff.
So you just want to move on.
Yeah, that was a weird scenario.
I went to Vegas and I didn't gamble
to a hundred body count.
I think the body count is first
and then the gambling second.
A hundred's high.
I was still on a number.
in there.
It's very high.
But I'm saying a dude will associate that with what he missed out on.
Yeah.
So he kind of needs to get out of a system.
So he's not holding that within while you're with them.
You want him to get at the point where he's like, I've done everything.
I've done everything.
I just am looking for a solid.
Morgan, the cablight.
Yeah.
The cablite theory?
Yeah.
So a dude's really only ready as soon as he turns the cablite on.
You've got to grab them right then.
Yeah, whereas females, our cablite is basically always on.
Yeah, which is what I guess I'm encouraging my name.
a little bit. Like, your Cadillac doesn't have to be on at this moment. But see, they're both
21. But they also think they're 50. When you're 21, you think you're super smart. I agree.
But we're also going to look at us right now in 15 years ago, we thought we knew everything.
We didn't know anything. So that's a constant life readjustment. As you get 10 years older,
you look back and go, man, I thought I had to figure it out. I didn't. And you never really figured
out. Yeah. Do you all ever handwrite and then mail your wife's letters that you've read them?
Every day. I write a letter every one. No, no.
With a quill and a bottle of ink.
Wow, dude. That's so...
That's pretty good. I don't do the quill.
My niece has been living with me, and since she arrived,
like three letters have shown up in the mail from her boyfriend that he's handwritten.
But they're 21. Oh my God.
It's the sweetest thing.
They're 21, though, and goofy.
Correct.
That's what you do. I wrote my wife when we were doing.
Yeah. I mean, I, well, I was...
Not you. I bought me married a few years.
You would mail them in the mailbox?
Yeah, I would. Isn't that so sweet?
That's also because it was like the 60s, Eddie.
That's all you did.
not true is 2000s.
Eddie would send it with the horsemen.
Well, I think it's cool for someone,
their age, especially their generation.
They're always on their phones and everything's so digital
that they're taking it old school.
How long have they been together?
Six months or so.
See, that's also that.
It's like when Morgan's Man in Uniform was showing up every day
in a full florist outfit with flowers coming out of the hat.
What did you guys call that? Love bomb.
Love ball. Yeah.
But you do that early.
That's stuff like that.
I'll never make it.
Morgan.
That's it.
We're done.
We're done with the show.
We'll see it tomorrow. Bye, everybody.
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