The Bobby Bones Show - Thurs Part 2: Eddie's New Hair Reveal! + Lunchbox's Parents Got Scammed

Episode Date: June 13, 2024

Nashville Hair Replacement is in the studio to give Eddie his new "hair system." Hear his reaction when his final look is revealed! Plus, find out how Lunchbox's parents got scammed and more!See omnys...tudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:02 I have weird emotions about when people steal stuff. Like, as a kid, I liked Robin Hood. You know, stole from the rich, gave to the poor. But then as I got older, I was like, well, maybe only stole from the rich that had given to them. Not the rich people that worked for it from nothing. Oh, because that's you? Well, it's just like a relatable, like, I came from the trailer park.
Starting point is 00:02:20 And I don't want Robin Hood stealing from me. You know, so I started to have these nuanced feelings about it, but you shouldn't steal, right? You shouldn't steal. And so I was reading this story about this woman who stole a van. And I'm going, okay, does she want to steal it to, like, turn it over? Why is she stealing it? Does she need a van to take your kids somewhere?
Starting point is 00:02:35 Is she just stealing it to sell the parts for drugs? You never know. She transport orphans. Exactly. The Robin Hood of transporting. So I have all these emotions that are kind of battling with each other. And then I think about people that steal cars. And this is a big one.
Starting point is 00:02:50 And they're like, oh, I just saw a car and there's a kid inside of it. I need to give the car back because I don't want to. Or I need to make sure the kid's in a safe place. And they go, okay, I'm doing something bad. But let me make sure that something bad, bad doesn't happen, right? Like drop the kid off? Yeah, it's like somebody that steals a car, but then takes a kid and drops them off at a fire station or to the parent. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:03:08 You're like, oh, man, they're not all bad. Like something must be going wrong in their life to do that. Yeah, they have heart. So have all these emotions. And I read this story. A Texas woman was going to steal this van. And she did. She stole it.
Starting point is 00:03:20 And there was a dead body inside as a mortuary van. Oh. So what do you do about that? That's somebody's family member. Maybe she buries it, has a service. She has a heart. No, yeah. How about that, though?
Starting point is 00:03:32 You're like, I got it. I got away with it. Yeah. What in the... How about the funeral director having to call the family? Like, well, I don't know where your loved one is because... We left the van unlocked as the keys in it.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Yeah, our van was stolen. Yeah. Who gets out of the van when there's a dead body in it? Don't you just drive it straight to the funeral place? You would think you wouldn't leave a dead body in a van for any amount of time. Right. I mean, not even to go in and get food. Go through the drive-through.
Starting point is 00:03:55 A mortuary services driver already had a body in a company vehicle. He stopped. he stopped. Here's why. He stopped at a hospital to pick up another body. When the driver went inside, the woman got in the van and it took off with the body. Okay, if you have a body in there, don't you leave the door, and don't you lock the doors and beep-bib, and lock it? Yeah. But you would think you had to leave it running because you got to keep it cool in there or else it gets kind of hot and then the body starts smelling. Or don't you call? I don't think it's like him. It doesn't spoil like that. Yeah, I think it's.
Starting point is 00:04:25 And maybe they put ice bags in there. Or why not call and be like, hey, I'm out front. Can you bring the body up? Yep. Yeah, I don't think it's like a bucket of milk back there. But I hear you. Anyway, they did get the van. The body was still back there. Okay, good. That's from NBC, DFW.
Starting point is 00:04:40 They were returned to the mortuary services. Charges are pending against the woman. She was called Dead to Rights. Okay. And also the van, you know, if she's stealing a van, because she could have stole probably a nicer car, right? It was what was available, I believe. Like, I think she just saw an opportunity and she took it.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Because, like, do you go to a hospital to, is that where you look out to steal a car? Maybe so people are in a rush. Or maybe she just got, you know, discharged. She's in her gown. She needed a ride. So Eddie is getting his hair done. Well, sort of.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Eddie doesn't have hair. Eddie's bald on his head. He always wears a hat. And he thought about having surgery. He said, eh, I don't think I'm going to do that. And so we said, okay, what about what's, it's not called that, but we would call it, like a toupee or a wig. But it's called a hair system because it's far more complicated, but far more real looking. We haven't seen it yet.
Starting point is 00:05:27 He's in the other room, getting worked. on we will have his hair reveal coming up in just a little bit. We'll check with him in a few minutes. And then his reveal will be in the next 15, 20, 25 minutes. I was looking at some of the work that she's done and it looks so legit. It's crazy. I can't wait. I'm not going to know the guy.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Yeah. Oh, it's a mullet. Hope it comes to sing a morgue Wallin songs. I don't know why. I think he said come in looking good. Jose Dirt. Okay. Get it?
Starting point is 00:05:54 No, I get it. Yeah, yeah. Come on. And you turn the radio on, and the dial just keeps on turn. Keeps on turn. All right. Eddie and me lunchbox. More game two.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Steve Red, Abbott's trying to put you through. Mike D's riding his week's next bit. And Bobby's on the mic so you know what this is. This is the Bobby Bond store. All right. It's that time. Eddie's about to walk in. He has not seen his hair yet.
Starting point is 00:06:28 The thing is, lunchbox is going to laugh regardless of how good or bad it. This is going to be incredible. Just because I'm used to bald dude. So, Eddie has a new hair system. Right, Julie, I said that right? Yep, yep. Julie Taylor's been here for over an hour working with Eddie. You shaved his head completely bald with a razor or clippers?
Starting point is 00:06:46 With clippers. Okay. Just the grandpa haircut. Sure. Right in the middle. You know, I guess that's a grandpa. I think it's like the bowl, the bowl on his head. Like the ring.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Like Danny DeVito. So Eddie's going to come in. He has not seen his hair. How do you feel about Eddie's work? Do you feel like it looks good? Oh, yeah. Does he look natural in it? He looks 15 years younger.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Does he think he's going to look good? I think so. He's just, you know, it's funny because he hasn't seen it yet, so he doesn't really know how it's supposed to feel. Was he awkward in there? Like, didn't know what to say. He was not awkward. He was very calm and kept his eyes closed and, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Okay, well. Did you laugh at all? There was no laughing. Okay. It's just our friend, you know? Seriousness. It is, and it is. However, it's our.
Starting point is 00:07:29 I get it. You got to roast him a little bit. But do you feel like this is one of your most successful cases? Oh, yeah. It's probably going to be a model after this. He really was the perfect candidate for this. Transformation. He's going to be on billboards.
Starting point is 00:07:42 So at Nashville hair replacement.com, this is Julie Taylor. And Eddie is not seeing his own hair, nor is he going to see it when he walks in. So he's going to sit with us first. We're going to see it. Do we want her to tell us what kind of haircut you game or are we just going to see it? Like what style? You want me to prepare you all for it? I can.
Starting point is 00:08:00 Y'all, I just saw it. altered the glass. I just don't through the glass. Let's bring him in. Bring him in. Bring him in. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:08:08 Wow. It looks so good. Wow. That looks so real. Wow. I hear it looks so good and I hear a laugh. No, no. And I hear a wow.
Starting point is 00:08:19 I wouldn't have known that was you, bro. Okay. What are you talking about? Hold on. Wow. You're telling you. You do with younger. What?
Starting point is 00:08:26 Fresh. So this is not cool. Let me tell you. Eddie hasn't seen it. He's going to love it. You look like your son. Yeah. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:08:34 More than ever. It's like your son. Hey, your 16 year old son, you do look like you. Your oldest son. When you walked in, it was like, oh, my, wow. Oh, I put money on the fact that he's keeping this look for the rest of his life. Are you serious? Yes, you're going to do the maintenance.
Starting point is 00:08:50 There's no way you're getting rid of this. Are you serious? I swear. You're going to see it. Dude, hold on. Hey, what kind of haircut do I have? Like, what's my style? I didn't even tell him.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Okay, so I would say it's kind of like. So mine naturally goes forward, but sometimes on camera I'll have to like put it back just a little bit. It's just got like a little cool poop. That's what that is. But it's long. Like it's styled and stuff. You haven't touched it with your hand? No, dude.
Starting point is 00:09:13 I haven't touched it. Honestly, I walked to the bathroom and I walk like my neck was stiff because I didn't want to like move it. And for the first time my life, well, not first time. But in a while, I'm like, is my hair in place? Like, I look good. Dude, it looks real and it looks good. And no one has ever. If they don't know you,
Starting point is 00:09:31 they will not know. No one's going to say, I wonder if that dude has anything on his head. Really? I ain't legit? Legit. And he wants to make fun of you. He wants to make fun of you.
Starting point is 00:09:40 We told him he can't if he wants. Go ahead. It's hilarious because you have hair. But literally like Bobby said, if you're a stranger, you would have no idea you were a bald fool. Let's go! They would have no idea
Starting point is 00:09:54 that you have a system in your hair. That's my system. And you have like a side fade a bit. So if I get a hair cut, it's like shorter here and it fades up a little bit. Like it's purposefully that way. I mean, I thought about telling her to do that skin tight like lunchbox does, but that's too much. I don't know if I can take you serious, though. It's hard.
Starting point is 00:10:10 Why? Well, no, it's because we only know you as one way. And now a little bit I'm attracted to you. So that's difficult. I know. Okay. Here we go. Eddie's not going to look at his new hair.
Starting point is 00:10:19 I'm so ready. And go. Oh. Whoa. Dang. I have hair. Dude, you know who I kind of love. look like the dude from Ted Lassow.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Stop. The assistant coach? Yeah. Do you not look like your son? I mean, yeah. I mean, I see it. Which makes sense. This is unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Isn't that crazy? What the crap? I have hair. I have hair. And it looks real. This is crazy, dude. I don't know what to say. Dude, my wife's going to flip when I get home.
Starting point is 00:10:58 I haven't told her. And you're not going to tell her, right? No, I'm just going to show up. Hey, make sure the kids are out of the house. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, hopefully Wow Wow
Starting point is 00:11:08 So Julie, question Can he touch it? Oh yeah, you can find your hands through it I don't know if it's like a dry Like a dry, I don't know Like when you can touch it No, yeah, it's totally dry When can he take a shower?
Starting point is 00:11:19 Like all my bald spot on the back of my head This is unbelievable You want to touch it around Dude, look Wow Oh my God dude Can I touch it? Dude, that fades in like
Starting point is 00:11:32 It's like a fade it She also did a face it She also did a great job with a haircut on it. That's what I'm saying. The fade in looks like legit. So Eddie has, Eddie has new hair. Wow.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Are there even little gray hairs mixed in? I gave him 10% gray. Obviously, I got a little bit gray in that. You can't, you can't even tell by. Easy, boat, easy. Am I going too hard on it?
Starting point is 00:11:51 No. You can't even tell by the line. There's no, like, line. But Bobby, do you see that gray hair? Oh, yeah. It looks like all of his hair. Yeah, no. Go show Amy.
Starting point is 00:12:02 That's so. Okay, so Eddie has new... Julie, you're the Picasso of heads. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, you do look like Nate, dude. You do look like, I just follow the pictures. I'm like, dude, they both got the big nose and the...
Starting point is 00:12:14 Okay, stop with the nose. So you had to cut his hair that he had. Whoa, whoa. Is it back in place? Yeah. It's styles itself. It's not going to go anywhere, Eddie. This is so... You can give it a tug.
Starting point is 00:12:27 What is? Oh, I would... I can tug it. No, do not let him tug it because he'll tuck. No, no, no. It's on. I hear you, but this. Eddie, okay.
Starting point is 00:12:38 I got to look at this again. Dude, I have hair. He's going to keep looking at it. It's unbelievable. I might look at myself for the rest of the day. It feels like those videos where people that are colorblind put on the colorblind glasses that can see the colors for the first time. It's pretty cool, dude.
Starting point is 00:12:52 It's really cool. Dude, I'm afraid I'm going to get into a car wreck on the way home. Looking in the mirror too much. Yeah, the whole time. Holy crap. This is amazing. No, I need you to not keep this because I got to. I'm gonna be able to make fun
Starting point is 00:13:03 you're being bald, man. No, I think that's over. I think that might be done. So here's what we're gonna do. First of all, hey, your Instagram is it just... Yeah, it's producer, Eddie.
Starting point is 00:13:11 No, not you. There's, is it Nashville hair replacement? Okay. At Nashville hair replacement. Okay. At Nashville hair replacement. The website is Nashville hair replacement.com.
Starting point is 00:13:20 This is so good. Eddie, I want to take a picture for my wife. This is magic. Come over here. Yeah. Yeah. Because she is going... I know what she's going to say.
Starting point is 00:13:28 That looks freaking awesome. Hold on. Wow. That is a glamour. shot and you didn't even do anything. Tell me what she says. I will. And tell her not to text my wife.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Oh, good point. I'll wait till I hit the break in. Julie, any final thoughts on Eddie? And if people, what do they do? Call you and do a, do you do a consultation?
Starting point is 00:13:47 We do, yeah, free consultations in the salon and even phone consultations for people that live out of state. And yeah, it's an easy process. And people fly in and get it done. Yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:13:57 She's the best. Holy crap. I cannot believe how real it looks. Do I have a system? on my head. And he can work out and sweat and not worry about it. Yes.
Starting point is 00:14:05 My clients push it to the limits. I mean, yeah, very active. She said I can live a normal life. Just a normal life. Do my everyday stuff. It's like your headphones
Starting point is 00:14:13 are on and off of his head. Dude, the picture of you looks awesome. It's just like a normal dude. I don't look like myself. That is unbelievable. Okay. We're going to put all the stuff
Starting point is 00:14:24 on the website too up on our podcast notes at Nashville hair replacement on Instagram, Nashville hair replacement.com. Julie, thank you for your time. Eddie, you look great. Thank you, man. about it. Thank you, Julie. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:14:34 You may have changed my life. Listen. Dude, she says that when people walk out of her salon, she notices they walk taller. I'm already feeling that. It's an instant confidence boost. I think I've gained an inch, just alone on my hair. Yeah. Oh, that's true.
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Starting point is 00:18:11 Oh, I can do this for the rest of my life. It means it's like consistently good, your new hair. It's very weird to me. Like first glance I'm like, oh, I don't know. It's just not me. I would bet it's like somebody who needs to wear glasses for the first time and has to wear glasses every day. It just probably feels weird on your face. And then you get used to it.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Then you get used to it. Like, do you feel the glasses right now on your face? Sometimes I get in the shower with them on and I forget they're even on. It's going to be Eddie. They fog up. But you can take a shower with your hair and everything. Everything, dude. She said, go to the beach, go to the pool.
Starting point is 00:18:41 The news is Eddie's got new hair. The pictures are up. Go over to the Bobby Bone Show Instagram. It looks wonderful. I hope you feel good about it. Thank you. I wish it had been funnier. I'm glad it wasn't.
Starting point is 00:18:53 I wish it had been funnier. As friends, it looks really good and I'm really happy for you. And I respect y'all's opinion. I thought that was just like so sweet of you guys. But I can see the sincerity in y'all's faces that even lunchbox said, dude, I'll be real with you. I didn't want to be sweet. I want it to be. No, I wanted it to be good.
Starting point is 00:19:10 But part of me wanted it to be hilarious. And it's not hilarious. It looks good. Thank you. Tickets. You get tickets to Eddie's hair. Yes. Just go to the Bobby Bone show on Instagram page.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Let's do the news. Bobby's Big. Stories. So you guys remember this is a TikTok trend that were like, hey, you can get more stuff. And when you fly, if you put it all in a pillowcase and act like it's a pillow. Like if you can't get stuff in your luggage and clothes. So this guy tried it. And then it didn't work.
Starting point is 00:19:39 So he puts clothes and all kind of stuff in a pillowcase. Take more stuff on a flight. It's like a carry-on. And so he puts it all in. And he goes and they're like, yeah, no, you got to, this is check baggage. And then they're like, you're in trouble. You can't come on. And they banned up from the airline.
Starting point is 00:19:54 What? That escalated quickly. The airport told him he already had a chance to pay, and he didn't, and they called police because he wouldn't. And he was like, no, this is my pillow. Like he held to, why would you hold tight to that? Like you lost. Take your L, take your mini loss and go on your trip. It didn't work.
Starting point is 00:20:11 He committed. And so that's from the New York Post. So don't do that. I guess you can do it with like two sweatshirts because then it doesn't look weird. But if you put a laptop in there, it's all lumpy. It's out in a weird way. Jorts are back. Yes.
Starting point is 00:20:26 I felt like jorts in over in our space in the country music world, middle America, rural America. Like, jorts never really left there. And in the last few years, I feel like a lot of people have been wearing jorts, myself included. Jorts originally, though, started because, like, I had two pair of pants as a kid, two pair of jeans. And you didn't buy shorts. You just cut them off in summer because you couldn't afford to go buy shorts. So jorts originally was poor people taking their jeans and cutting them into shorts. And so now that, you know, they make jorts.
Starting point is 00:20:56 They make jorts to look like they're cut. Cut. Yeah, I never knew they were out. But, hey, good to them. Back in. So, jorts are back. We've seen a large rise in consumers cutting and splicing full-length jeans. And then so they've started to make more and more again.
Starting point is 00:21:11 Jorts are back. So feel good about it. Like your hair, feel good about it. I'm confident. You really wear jorts? Oh, I have three or four pair. No, I don't have to cut them anymore. You buy them cut?
Starting point is 00:21:21 I buy them. They're just jean shorts. And they have like the threads kind of together? Yeah. I don't think I have any jorts with. threads. I buy them now. I have two or three pair of jean shorts. Okay. With a hem. With a hem.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Yeah, him. And some of them, though, aren't blue. Like, I have black. Oh. Black Jords. I think about that. New York Post, that story. This, this dad. So, the story was
Starting point is 00:21:44 he put sedatives in his 12-year-old daughter's friends, like smoothies at a sleepover. I don't know if you remember this. Yeah. I remember that. Terrible. So there is an update to the story. The Oregon father who drugged his 12-year-old daughter friends at a sleepover has been sentenced to two years in prison. And he claims he put the sedatives in the girls' drinks because he wanted him to get a good night's sleep. Michael Maiden was sentenced Monday after pleading guilty to putting drugs and fruit smoothies he served the young girls.
Starting point is 00:22:09 When they were staying at his home in August 2023, he apologized for his actions while claiming his actions. Which is because he wanted him to go to bed. I was overly fixated on them going to bed. Yes, that's true. He said. He wanted him to sleep the next day. His wife divorced him shortly after the accusations were leveled against him. And she retained custody of the two children.
Starting point is 00:22:25 New York Post. Yeah, if I'm one of those parents, I want more than two years. Like, I need more than that. You put my kids at risk. And one of the kids that was spending the night just felt so uncomfortable and called their mom. And that's how it all unfolded him. It's like, hey, come pick me up. Like, this is not okay.
Starting point is 00:22:40 She's the one that didn't drink. She's the one that didn't fall asleep. Yes. So here's the question. I wonder if they're, because I think creepy, like, is he trying to do something to the kids while they're asleep? Right? That's where my mind goes because we read so many stories on the internet about me. I don't, what if, and he still should go to jail.
Starting point is 00:22:55 what if really he's like these stupid kids like they should go to sleep because they're annoying the crap out of me I'm going to put NyQuil. No I still know what's wrong. Oh I see what I'm saying is he getting, does your mind go to creepy like you wanted to do stuff to the kids or does your mind go what a terrible parent and he just wanted to knock the kids out? Oh my mind went to
Starting point is 00:23:12 creepy and I'm sorry that's the way we lean like that's how the cookie come cookie crumbles if you sedate children. Could it have been the other way though that he the parent he was just so these kids are out of control I'm gonna friggin't put some NyQuil in their drink I mean, it could.
Starting point is 00:23:27 It could. He's like pillow guy trying to say. But here's my thing is, if they're being so loud, don't you have other options, like, turn on a little music in your room? I mean, I don't know how people sleep. Like, headphones. But that's part of a sleepover. Like, you know, they're going to stay up late. I mean, it just, it just seems so weird.
Starting point is 00:23:45 I wonder if they, like, went through his computer. If there was anything ever in his life that indicated that he was creepy on kids. Oh, they had to have gone through his computer. I mean, they had to insert. you think they would have said it in the story. Like, you can't do that. You can't put stuff in people's foot if they're an adult, much less they're a kid. Like, you're in a lot of trouble.
Starting point is 00:24:02 I just wonder, because I go creepy immediately and I wonder if I feel guilty about going absolute creepy. He must have been trying to do something to the kids. When really, he just may have been a stupid human and, like, I'm trying to make the kids go to sleep. I feel like it's 100% creepy and this is what the defense came up with. Yeah, I don't feel guilty at all thinking, even if there's that point, 0.001% that he was, you know, trying to get them to go to sleep. Okay, fine. call their parents and be like, hey, are your kids allowed to take melatonin? Right.
Starting point is 00:24:26 So we know what he put in? Was it like Benadryl? Yeah, it was some kind of, um, was it something hard record? It was for a neurological. Oh, God. It was prescribed. Oh, yeah, no, it's not okay. No one's saying it's okay.
Starting point is 00:24:38 No, I know you're not. No, I'm not saying it's okay at all. I'm just trying to add a little nuance to. I immediately go, this guy must have been a creeper and trying to do some of those kids. And then I go, maybe he was just a stupid human who should go to jail for doing stupid things. And maybe he wasn't, did they investigate him to find out if he'd done it to other. kids. I think that too. Like maybe there are other kids that have been and then I go, maybe I shouldn't run down that rabbit hole
Starting point is 00:24:59 without having more information. But yeah, he's in jail. So, like, to you women, he's undidable. Like, I mean, they're going to Google him in two years when he gets out of jail when he tries to date, right? And he is just... Oh, yeah, he's done. You can't. No, no, you're done. No, you're done. You can't date him. But some women, like, do date, like, murderers and stuff. That's what I'm saying. But that's, like, sexy. Because they did something that's a get... This is like, you're messing with kids. Nobody likes that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:23 Like you go to jail and they find out you murdered somebody. Oh, all right, welcome. You go to jail and you mess with kids. That's bad news in jail. Yeah, he'll be in the protective wing. He was medicine, which is basically it's Xanax he put in. Crazy. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Next up. Do guys tell their dads they love them? Well, one guy kisses their dad on the lips and that's lunchbox. Do you say you love him when you kiss him on the lips? Yeah, I say, all right, love you. And I kiss him on the lips. And like when I call him on the phone, all right, all right, when I'm going to, on the front. Love you.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Yeah, that's normal. I do that. I mean, you don't... Never had a dad, so I didn't really have that thing. I don't do it with Arkansas Keith. You don't at all? Love you, man. I never hugged him until... We're both big Cubs fans. He's been a Cubs fan his whole life. He kind of bestowed that onto me, which was a curse I would never wish on anybody until we finally won. But until I took him to his first Cubs again, when I asked some success, I was like,
Starting point is 00:26:18 I'm going to pay for it. I'm taking him to the first Cubs again. I would never hugged each other. And I was so nervous, I was like, I'm going to hug him to go to the trip. When we were like, in Chicago, he was flying back. to Arkansas. I was flying here. Yeah. And I was like, I'm going to hug him. And it was really awkward and clunky.
Starting point is 00:26:29 And I was like, clunk, clunk, clunk. But it was like a eighth grade dance. Like, uh. But afterwards, you felt good. Yeah, because I did, I did it. Yeah. You know what? Something I did a while back and I just like, can't forget about it.
Starting point is 00:26:41 I hugged Ben Rector at the Million Dollar show. I told him, I loved him. And it was just a moment of like, thank you for doing this show with us. I love you, man. I thought you were going to say. I hug Ben Rector and got aroused. No. That's what I thought he was going to say.
Starting point is 00:26:54 I thought he was going to say he kissed his dad, but then he would have been here. I mean, we were talking about kissing dads. Well, because I do tell my dad I love you, but I don't tell other dudes I love you. But when I do sometimes. But guys always end it with man. Your buddies. I love you, man. Yeah, I love you, man.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Guys never go, I love you, I love you, man. It's like some weird. Yeah. Like abbreviation, so it makes you feel better. Like, love you, bro. Love you, dude. Yeah, that kind of thing. But we know what it means.
Starting point is 00:27:20 It feels good to say I love you to another dude sometimes. Yeah. Anyway, guys, a majority of men do express affection for their father, but one in five guys never tell their dad they love them because, quote, it's understood. No. For men's health. No, they want to hear it too. I sure thought you were going to that place with Ben.
Starting point is 00:27:35 I was like, I thought you were going to that place with Ben. I was like, yeah. Ben thought it was more than that. They came in. All right, there you go. That's the news. Those were Bobby's big. Stories.
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Starting point is 00:30:48 This story comes us from St. Petersburg, Florida. A 33-year-old man was out doing a little spray painting, you know, vandalism. Police caught him and they were like, hey, what's your name? He's like, Mr. Monopoly, and don't worry, I have a get out of jail free card. Try to give it to him. That doesn't work in real life. Was he wearing a monocle? Maybe he thought he was in the game.
Starting point is 00:31:14 And what if his name is Mr. Monopoly? That would be cool. That would be awesome. Yeah, yeah. And a judge really did give him to get out of jail card. How cool would that be if they gave everyone a get out of jail free card? No, not everybody. I think you saved a lie for something and you get one.
Starting point is 00:31:26 That's how it is in the game. You get one crime that's maybe not a felony. I like that. See, I can go for that. But what you're saying is none of that happened to this guy. No, none of that happened. They're like, sir, you can't use that. They finally found out his real name, arrested him for vandalism.
Starting point is 00:31:39 Do you think there's a chance at all that an officer might be like, well, this is actually kind of cute? No. Or if it's great art, he then allows it. Yeah. Like if it's a mural, high-quality mural. He's like, I need to arrest, wow, the death of those flowers. You know what?
Starting point is 00:31:54 You're free to go. I agree with that. If it's a good mural and it's not just like writing, I think it's pretty cool. Yeah, as long as it's like on a train truck. Like on somebody's house or like a business. Or like how do they get on the highway signs? They climb the ladder. Very dangerous.
Starting point is 00:32:07 No, no, no. There's a ladder, right? No, people like risk their lives to go and paint that stuff. They like hang off the side of bridges and stuff. There's no ladder to just vandalize. We're here for the vandalism ladder? Like, you think they just pull up in the highway and put a ladder up? I think the ladder's on the pole.
Starting point is 00:32:23 The billboard ladder is attached to the ball. We're talking about bridges and stuff that hang over. Yeah, I'm talking about those signs that you drive under on the highway, say exit in three miles. Well, that's when they're committed to their art. They climb for sure. All right. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day.
Starting point is 00:32:37 I just want to say today has been it's a glorious day in the history of the Bobby Bone Show. You know, somebody got very vulnerable. And that person was Eddie in a scalp. And Eddie has new hair. And it was amazing. It's not called a toupee. It's not called a wig. It's called a hair system.
Starting point is 00:32:51 That's right. I have it on my head. It took an hour and a half or so to put. it on, it looks as real as it could look. Do you know what's crazy? I have a comb on me at all times now. Look at this. People don't do that with their real life.
Starting point is 00:33:03 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no need for that. No, no, no, no need for that. It's not a thing. Unless you're like a greaser from like. It's the 60s. Oh, did I go grease lighting and you burn up the quarter mile. You guys with hair don't have a comb with you at all times. No. Does Bobby's here look like he has a comb?
Starting point is 00:33:16 Shut up. That's wrong. That's rude and wrong. That's rude and wrong. It's a vibe. No, it's not a vibe. You took a shot at me for no reason. Do you keep it front pocket or back pocket?
Starting point is 00:33:25 Back pocket? There you go. That's where you keep it. You should get to one of those switchblade combs. Yeah. You should do everything that we've done and then gotten away from. Just to live it like a day at a time. That's pretty cool, man. No need for a comb.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Really? Nope. Even if the hair gets out of place. Apparently mine looks terrible, so I don't carry a comb. Lunchbox? Carry it. Yeah, carry it. He keeps bang tremors with him at all the time.
Starting point is 00:33:46 I don't have one, but Eddie, you need one. It looks good. Look at Eddie's hair. It's got to feel bizarre, though. Yeah, it feels like I have a beanbag on my head. Oh, yeah? That's what it feels like. I always wake up and I'm like, good morning beanbag to my head.
Starting point is 00:34:00 But that's what ours feels like. It's just foreign to have something on the top of my head. It's real human hair, though. Yeah, yeah, it's real hair. So I'm saying that's real human hair. Yeah, that's pretty crazy, man. So Eddie has new hair. I commend you for letting that happen.
Starting point is 00:34:16 Thank you. I mean, thanks to you guys, too, for the support and letting me do it. I wish it were funnier looking. I mean, I thought you guys, when I came back in the room, I thought you guys were going just completely laugh at me and make fun of me. You know, only 18% of me wishes that were the case. You guys made me feel good. I think we're just more in awe of how amazing it looks.
Starting point is 00:34:37 A little bit, I wish it came in and kind of looked goofy, like Saito Bob or something. Well, you know, when she first put it on, it's like a full wig with like hair, like long hair. So she has to shape it into what it is now. I would love to have seen that. And I told him like, I should just go in like this. Joe Dirt. La Mollet, whatever. Check out Eddie's hair.
Starting point is 00:34:54 He got a whole new hair system today. Go to whatever social media we have, all of them, and check it out. That's it for today's show. Tomorrow's the reveal of Ray's truck. It's been gone for a month. Chase Matthew brings it in. He's had it for a month. Yeah.
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