The Bobby Bones Show - Thurs Part 2: Lunchbox Drinks World's Strongest Beer + The Dating Rule

Episode Date: September 19, 2024

Lunchbox broke a rule, and his punishment is to drink the worlds strongest beer, find out how it goes! Plus, we share a new dating rule they say women should look for in men and more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Eddie and me lunchbox, more game two School for Steve Ray and every trying to put you through Mike D's writing this week's next bit Now Bobby's on the mic so you know what this is This is the Bobby Vaughn's Let's figure them out, boys. Amy's investigative corneys, can we figure out the morning corneys?

Six is the record in 90 seconds. Go. Here we go. The morning corny. When do astronauts eat? Space time. When they have space. No. When they float, space, gravity. When do astronauts eat?

Dinner, dinner. Blast off. Supper. Rocket. Rocket fuel. Stomach. Tummit. Hung.

When they're hungry. When they're over-hung? When they're over-fed? When do astronauts eat? When do astronauts eat? Space helmet, gravity, moon, Jupiter. Space station. When you're in?

What? No, no, no, no, no. What's that? Breakfast? When do astronauts? You can't give us hands or we won't accept it. I'm not. Okay. In the morning.

When they break fast, when they hit the brakes. When do astronauts eat? Space. Break time, break breakfast. Oh, no. Breakfast, dinner, lunch. When they wake up. Lunch, lunch, lunch time.

Oh, launch time. That's it. So stupid lunch time. How much does a new chimney cost? Brick. Sweet. Smoke. It's free.

Smoke. Fire. It's fire sale. Hot sale. Hot. How much the chimney cost? It's on the house. That's it!

Oh my gosh, good one. Yeah. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket? Cesaurus. Nerd. I'm thrown off. Geek. You said the dictionary a little too slow.

What do you call the boy with a dictionary in his pocket? I did. Too wordy. What do you call him? Smarty fans. Yeah, Amy, you threw me off on that one. Yeah, me too, because she went hard on that first syllable. Okay, we got two.

There's a dating rule called the 666 dating rule. It's not because the devil. But here's what they say women should look for. A guy who is six foot tall, a guy who has six pack abs and a guy who makes at least six figures. Oh, boy. So. So the 666 rule has six foot six pack abs, six figures. And that's what women now are looking for.

How is this going to work though? Like the rest of the world, like most of the world doesn't have that. Sure, but I think most people would like to feel like they're not getting something the most of the world would be able to get. But for the guys, man, they're not having to find a low. It's stupid. It sucks. Yeah, yeah. It sucks for dudes.

Amy, you go first? Okay. I don't know how realistic that is. You don't have to actually get this, but they're saying this is what you should look for. Right. Again, I'm saying I don't know how realistic that is. I mean, maybe the height in the age we are now, maybe. Maybe the, maybe this.

Six figures? Maybe. Maybe. But like six, like again, like we're getting older, but I just don't know how, I don't know. That seems like difficult. And then how do you assess that? Like you meet somebody and you're like, hey, real quick, I need to see your abs. You can't tell a little bit.

If they have a six pack, you can. Well, you can kind of tell if they're in shape, sure. But that's what I mean. Like, I have to measure you. What if they're 511? They have a four pack and they make 90,000. Like is it close enough? That's pretty close.

That's the 5-5-5. Morgan, what do you think about this? I mean, I think if I go with this dating girl, I'm never going to date anybody. Like, I've dated a lot of people and I don't know that they've ever accomplished all three. Well, Morgan's five foot.

She's small? Yeah, so she's not. But you want to date somebody taller because genetic reasons. What do you mean genetic reasons? You know what you want to set up a 5-2 guy. I mean, otherwise you're going to have 5-1 kid. What's wrong with a 5-1 kid?

Nothing, but I'm just saying that's not, I mean, I think most women would prefer a taller guy. That may not be the only thing that they take and settle on, but I think if you ask them, if you ask Morgan, what's the perfect height for a guy? She's not going to say somebody four inches taller than her that's 5'4 just because she's five foot tall, right? Yeah, I mean, they don't have to be six foot for me. They can be like 5'9 or 510 or whatever, but. Ray, you're 5'6. What do you think about when you hear all this? I mean, good luck. I got buddies that are loaded, but they ain't got a six-pack. I got Billy. He's 5-11. I mean, he's like the perfect dude. He's an inch off. You're gonna pass on him.

No, no, no, I'm talking about you. You're 5-6. Right. I'm not looking for guys, though. I know, I know you're not looking for guys, but I'm saying, does this offend you at being 5-6? No, because, I mean, the type of girl is going to go after the 6-66. I have the dating point in my life I was never interested in, so. You never wanted a girl that wanted a tall guy? I never wanted a girl that was like that, that was into money. Or, It was into hype, all that stuff. But you work out a lot. But you were into girls who were hot?

Yeah, but those girls also had no personality. They were about as fun as a brick wall. So they can get their 666. They're going to sit together on a Friday night and I'd be bored to death. It does seem pretty just lame to be. That's what you're looking for. Surely there's other things. Sure, yes.

And that's the start, right? Yeah, that's the start. They can be smart. The rest will fall. Loving, creative. Funny. Yeah. But that's the 6th.

I think you girls should really attach this for a month. Try it out. Okay. I don't think I'm going to find anything. And let us know how it goes. We could try it. Okay. If anybody's out there that meets this, send me a message.

Six foot, six-pack abs, six figures. Good luck, guys. I mean, I've never had six-pack abs. You ever seen? You've never been six-foot tall. I'm looking for a guy. I'm six-foot. In finance.

Six-five. Yes. Blue eyes. Yeah. Is that a song? Trust fun. What is that? Yes.

It's us young people. We know the TikTok stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a college professor. He teaches American national government. He walks into his class and says, only 35% of you will pass this test. This is a test that people have to take

in order to be an American citizen. I've pulled the test. Ready? Ready. Write your answers down. I'm going to have you all do it. You three. But I'm going to have you answer all of them.

Civic's test. The idea of self-government is in the first three words of the Constitution. What are these three words? I'm in. I'm in. Amy? We the people. Lunchbox?

We the people. Eddie? We the people. Okay. What are the stripes on the U.S. flag mean? I'm in for the wind. I'm in. Lunchbox?

13 colonies. Amy? First 13 colonies. Eddie? The 13 original colonies. Okay. You guys are all like trying to differentiate it slightly. Well, I put what I wrote down.

That's what I wrote down. I wrote down. When was the Dexterity? Declaration of Independence adopted. Full date. When was the Declaration of Independence adopted full date? I got a guess. Oh.

If you wrote it down. I got it. Oh, dang. Got it. Dang, Amy. Yeah, all right. All right. Eddie?

It is July 4th, 1842. Lunchbox? July 4th, 1796. We're idiots. We're idiots. I just wonder why he picked those ears. Maybe. July 4th, 1776.

Oh, man, that was right there. Can you walk me through? Eddie, what year did you pick? 1842. Yeah, why? What's the Columbus blue? 1492. I don't know.

I have dyslexia, dysmorphia, dude. I don't know. Discalculate. Whatever. Lunchbox? Well, I thought of 1492 at first, but then I was like, well, they didn't sign the declaration of it was then. And then for some reason in my head, it was like 1790. And I didn't realize it was 1770.

I did 90. I was 20 years off. Okay. I'm here in the lead. But we had the day right. Yeah, I did. July 4th, Independence Day, yeah. What's the bill of rights?

Oh. What do you mean? Like, wait, you want me to tell you what they are? No, no, what is the bill of rights? Yeah. That's the question. What is the bill of rights? Well, well, it's a lot of things.

Like, where is it? I don't know where it is. What is it? Like, what's the bill of rights? I just have to, that's the question. The bill of rights. rights. What is it? Where is it? Do you want us to write all this down? I feel like I have

a word in my head. There's not much, there's not much to write down. Really? What's the bill of rights? It's a weird word in my head. Go with that word. Hold on. I'm still writing. I got my head. It's not an essay, Eddie. I'm in for the win. I'm in. Amy? Screw it.

It's a freedom ball. Okay. Lunchbox? No, those are the rights. You're guaranteed as a citizen of the United States. That's what it is. Eddie? I have written down it's a bill that tells us our rights as an American. The answer accepted is the first 10 amendments to the Constitution.

Which is the pre- No, it's not the preamble. But those are the rights you're guaranteed as a citizen. I think you all got it right now, man. I think I'm going to give no credit to anybody on that one. So you're all the same. I don't really understand. It's where I was headed.

Name one right guaranteed by the First Amendment. Oh, dang it. What? The First Amendment? Name one right guaranteed by the First Amendment. Hi, man. In. Lunchbox.

Freedom to choose. Choose what. Whatever you want. That's right. Choose your own path. Edly, the Kit Kat commercial? That's the right. Choose your own path, man.

Okay, the right to choose. Okay, Eddie? Free speech. Not the second amendment. That's the first. Amy? The right to. Bare arms.

Amy, First Amendment. Freedom of religion? The First Amendment. Boom. The guarantees are freedom of the press, freedom of assembly, the right to petition the government for a redress of grievances and freedom of speech. Yes, sir. So freedom to choose.

Dang it. No, not freedom to choose. So Eddie and Amy are three lunchboxes at two. This is the final question. I mean, mine was choose religion. I thought, why did I have, I had freedom of speech being free? five, but that's plead the fifth. What's that mean?

How many you're in the House of Representatives? Oh, of course. How many people were in the House? I got it. I'm in. I'm in for the win. Lunchbox?

Five, 100. No, wait. What, you're right? I said, 500. I said 100. Okay, because I was in my head counting how many states are and then I was multiplying. You had to count how many states are on your head?

I was making sure I was right. Okay. Okay. Is Eddie? I have 100, two for every state. Okay. Amy? A hundred.

You guys are thinking Senate. No. What's for two senators from every state? Is it fee worth? It's 435. The House of Representatives is made up of 435 elected officials divided amongst 50 states in proportion to total population. Oh, yeah. Amy and Eddie are tied yet three questions, buzz in with your answer, lunchbox, you are out.

See you, dude. What is the economic system in the United States? Eddie. Eddie. Dollars. What? I'm not it. Go ahead Amy.

Wait. What's the economic system in the United States? Amy, you have to answer. Oh, hold on. You win, so now I'm going to be like. You rang in. I need an answer. Well, we're not.

I need an answer. It's not dollar Amy. No, it's the opposite of like communists. Like we're capitalisms. Capitalists. Capitalistic. I'll give it to you. It's capitalist.

Or market economy. Capitalism. I mean, you got it just under the buzzer there. Right. Well, because they'll. The only thing in my head was like, we're not communist. So what's the dollar? The dollar is...

Currency. That's what I was looking for. Oh, the pressure. We elect a U.S. Senator for how many years? Amy. Oh! Oh, they are... Time.

You didn't answer time. Senator for life? What the crap? Hold on. What'd you say, dictator? I know. I know it's not. Senator for life.

It seems that way sometimes, huh? Eddie. A U.S. senator is elected for how many years? You need this to tie. I don't know, man. Which ones are for life? Springport. I just found out there were two centers from a state.

You just found out. First time news has been broken to you? First time. You need to answer. You need to get it to stay in the game. Okay. And let's just go a four-year term. Four years?

Six. Dang it! Why six? A U.S. representative for how many years? Am I still in here? No. But you can answer if you want. Four, two.

Okay. Well, Amy. You won the game, but I don't know if you guys passed a test, anybody here. Honestly, these types of questions, it depends on the day. Yeah, it's kind of interpretation. It is not interpretation. Freedom of a choice is not interpreting it. No.

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Sunday. Oh, because it's before Monday. Well, people that go to the bars on Sunday, they are cut from a different cloth. Sundays are literally the wild west of restaurant service. The theory is the Sunday crowds are more needy. They're also prone to getting hammered and generally in a bad mood because they're trying to get their little last bit of freedom

before the 40 hours starts again. But I thought it was called Sunday Sunday. It probably is for everybody but bartenders and servers. Don't some people go after church and they feel better? Yeah, I don't think this is everybody, but bartenders are like we hate Sundays because people come in. They're just trying to squeeze out that last bit of freedom before Monday. It's really expensive from PR Newswire to rent a car in Little Rock, Arkansas.

The survey by cheap car rental.com compared the prices, an average daily rate of 95 bucks rentals at the airport in Litter Rock are the most What in the world? Car rental rates in Litter Rock have risen about 20% on it I don't know

I would look into that if I was a cop What's going on here? Are a lot of people just like throwing it in reverse While driving forward? Like as there are more of that happening in Lidrock It's just like you do some stuff with that car that you never do with your own Yeah that's crazy to LitterRock is that

Gen X grandparents Don't want to be called grandma They want to be called names like Gigi, Mimi, Gaga, yaya, because Grandma sounds old. Yeah. Yeah. As the Gen X approach is 60 years old, the oldest members don't want to be called Grandma or Grandpa. They are leaving the traditional labels for, again, those other names. And mostly it's because they don't want to feel old.

And so many grandparents, now I feel too young for old-fashioned labels. New York Post. What do you call your grandparents? Mom was a Grandma. I never had a grandpa. My grandpa on her side died with my mom was eight. My grandpa on my dad's side, I guess I knew when I was like tiny, tiny. But then I don't know my dad said I'm a grandpa.

I don't have a grandpa. So I never had a name for him. Mama Chris. Not grandma, grandmother. Grandmother. So grandma and mama. You? Grandma and grandpa.

Do you have multiple sets? Yep, I had both. And both were called Grandma and Grandpa? Both were called Grandma and Grandpa. A lot of people have different names for the different ones. They can differentiate. Weird. Eddie you? Abuelito, abuelita. You can guess which one was which. Yeah, yeah. So that's just grandma and grandpa in Spanish. That's it. Both sets. Yeah, both. Both sets. Yeah. Morgan, what about you? I call them grandma and grandpa. But my parents to, like my niece and nephew are Mimi and Papa. They're not Grandpa grandma, grandma. And does the other set of grandparents have a different name? No, everybody for me was Grandma and Grandpa. That's weird and Mimi. But the, in my. Yeah.

And yon, boo-boo-bo. Well, see, like my parents were Mimon Pompo, and then my wife's parents are Amma and Papa. Yeah. Yeah, my in-laws are Didi and Granddad. He just wanted him to call him Greg, but... That's awesome. That's awesome. That's fun.

Researchers at Penn State University have discovered a disastrous link between dips and caloric intake. They found that snackers consume 77% more calories when eating chips with a dip than just chips alone, and they eat way faster. Here's why I eat faster, because someone's going to eat all the dip if I don't. That's right. It's not so much about they're just being dip.

I know there's a limited amount of dip in that bowl. And if I don't go hard at it, I'm not going to get that much of it. So, yeah, I felt that. It's like you're eating more because it tastes better. It's just generally speaking. You like a chip with a dip on it. It's better than just a chip.

Right. And I think, well, I was reading some of it too, and it's like sometimes you go and you think like, well, I need more than just this chip. So maybe I'll dip it in hummus or like a Greek yogurt for a little extra protein or something too. it and you think you're making it, quote unquote, better for you because you're adding different nutrients, but then you end up eating way more.

I just thinking of cheese. So even if you're alone. Ranch. And it's not a rice. Dip to use ranch. Ruffles and ranch? Oh, the best. My wife gets a little irritated at me because I will dip anything in anything.

If it's any soup and there's any bread nearby, it doesn't matter what kind of restaurant where I will dip the bread into the bowl and finish off the soup. And so everything's a dip in my life. Everything's a dip and everything's a napkin. Like that's pretty much how I live my life at dinner. What do you mean like everything's a napkin? Yeah, your clothes? Yeah, back of my pants.

No, stop. Like underneath my thought. You're a child. Everything's a dip and everything's a napkin. And I think, yes, that's true. And I think it drives her crazy sometimes. Unruly behavior on airplanes is down 75%. So we do still see some of the stories.

We talk about them. But when COVID hit, like 2021, the unruly passenger report had 6,000 incidents. 6,000. incidents. They've dropped significantly and it makes sense. People aren't fighting as much over masks. Now they're just getting drunk.

They like the good old days. Yeah. People get drunk and fight on airplanes. Women open up their wallets for hot guys. A recent study found that women are more likely to give money to attractive men. Researchers found that guys with an attractive face and an attractive voice are able to influence

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I mean, you do. I mean, now that I'm married, but before, you know, women would, oh, let me buy you a drink. You know what I mean? That's what they would say, let me buy you a drink. That's right. That did not happen. And you really feel like you, and I think you're a fine looking guy. I think we have guys on this show that are fine looking.

I don't need you're fine looking guys. Nobody here is going to set any model. records for like most model sessions book okay okay we're all fine looking guys that's fair um you you believe you are far more significant on that scale than a fine looking guy i mean i'm a 10 so whatever that is got it that's higher than that'll be the top like you think you're better looking than ryan reynolds not sure some people like ryan reynolds more some people like me more just depends and you're not sure because i have no idea if he's good looking or not you can't tell and i know you've said this before but you can't tell a really good looking guy from a mediocre

Like if I stood next to Ryan Reynolds. No idea. And we both took our shirts off. No idea. You just don't want to be known to somebody who can tell how good looking a guy is? Don't know. I can tell a difference. I mean,

I have a guy. That's great for you. But somehow you can. You got that eye for a good looking dude. Somehow you can tell the difference in women. Yeah. I mean, I can spot that. So you just don't want to be known to someone who's attracted to guys

and you think that is associated with being able to tell the difference if a guy's better looking at them. No, no. I'm not attracted guys and I don't know. No, I know. I know. All right, that's the news. Thank you. There you go. Those were Bobby's B.

Stories. A passenger on an American Airlines flight is suing American Airlines, claiming that a lot of her body was burned when a scalding pot of coffee fell off a serving cart and into our lap during turbulence. Now, that sucks. Gina Mason, 68, was flying home from Baltimore to Detroit, February 11th. When the captain came over and said,

hey everybody take your seats due to bumpy air the suit said the flight attendants were in the middle of distributing beverages turbulence then began one of them parked their cart next to mason who buckled up and see 29a and then they went to sit down during the turbulence the beverage cart was shaking which resulted in the hot coffee pot wow i'm surprised they would leave that there and maybe they just forgot because i can't imagine that's the protocol right the hot coffee pot that was left on top of the cart fell into mason's lap causing her to sustain first and second degree burns over her legs, thighs, and genital area.

Oh, God. This is from Yahoo News. Do you, when this happens, I think I would. Get off and just take a bunch of pictures of your genitals just to have them. Document? Oh, for proof. That's a good other way to say it. I'd do it before I got off.

So I know it's right there. Well, you probably don't do it right there because you could be getting trouble for them. I would go in the airplane bathroom because that way there's evidence me on the plane. And I'm not sure about what the evidence is in this, but let's say there are no pictures. there's no proof. Can she win the case then? Give it on an airplane. You got to have witnesses.

But I mean, how do you prove it? That's, by the way, I'm going to just assume it did happen like this. That's awful. I'm surprised that we just leave. I'm surprised that anyone would think just, okay, go sit down. Because I would say flight attendants aren't paid for what they do on the flight. What do you mean? Flight attendants are paid for what they should do in case something really bad happens.

Oh, they're not paid for serving all the nurses? They are. But that's not why they make. a good living. They make a good living for all the training they have to do. They have to do a ton of training for if S hits the fan, planes crashing, things. Like they are extremely knowledgeable in how to survive crap in crisis, how to manage people. Like what they're doing now, they're just making sure everybody's comfortable killing a little bit of time. But what they can do if needed, significant. That's why I'm so surprised that they left that hot boiling thing up there. So a first and second degree burn, how bad is that?

Like a sunburn? It is a fourth degree burn worse? Which way do we go in direction? I think so. Third degree is really bad. Because first degree murder is the worst. Yeah, but that's not the same as first. We need to settle on a system here.

Yeah. Because first degree murder is the worst degree murder. But first degree burn is the weakest burn. Yeah. I'm confused. Throw the case out. I feel like it makes sense. No, it doesn't.

No, we should have it. It should go up or down. First degree should either be the worst in all things. But first degree is the closer. you were to the situation of the murder. Right? That meant you did it. Right. So why did you were? So one degree burn should be your closest to the... First degree burn should be like that burns your ding off.

No, because... That's the worst burn. The burn goes up. Okay. So, okay. Normal. First degree is only the surface of the epidermis is affected. Not that bad. Second degree. A little deeper and there's a little blistering. Okay. See, what was she going to suit? Like, this is a little burn. She got a little blister. She got a blister. That sucks. On her genital.

Okay. Amy, but that'll go away. I didn't see pictures. No. And I'm not being pervy. No, but that's, the whole thing is painful. Third degree, burns involve all the layers of skin. Fourth degree, burns extended the muscle on the bone.

That's bad. But a fourth degree murder is like you get, you slap somebody. Right, because you're fourths, you're separated from it. No, that's not how. That's how I think of it. We need to put them the same. Here's the things we need to fix. Yeah, what is the second degree murder.

And if I'm voted president, this is what I'm going to fix. I'm changing first degree, all first degree is the worst. Because like first place, that's the most significant. First degree murder, you absolutely murder them. First degree burn, you burn your ding off. This is the first thing you're going to fix in office? It's like eighth. There's that one.

Second thing I'm going to do, I'm changing all the ages to we have a standard age of when you're an adult. 25. You're 18 or we can, you know what? You guys want to vote on the age. That's okay. But you're an adult. Let's just say 18 for the sake of it. You're an adult 18.

You can obviously join the military. You can vote. you can drink a beer. You can also rent a car. We have an absolute cut off of an adult age. I know, but now we know our brains aren't fully developed until 25. Yeah, we got changed that. I'm not sure mine's fully developed now because I'm thinking of the stupidest stuff to do when I'm president.

Right. So that's a tough one for her. That sucks. No one's saying it didn't happen. Okay. It's just that what should she actually get from it? First and second degree. Which is not too too bad.

But they put the word genitals in there and then you're like, oh, God. It does make it worse. There's a blister? That's tough. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th.

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Okay, so Lunchbox is going to have to drink this world strongest beer. And if you wonder why you Lunchbox, this is what Eddie has decided as far as your punishment that he was supposed to pick. Because we thought his first one was stupid. You don't drink the whole thing? You thought him wearing a Speedo for a whole week? I thought that was, I thought we lost that bet. Because we'd have to see it. Yeah, yeah, right.

So 88 brewery.com, that's the website. It is the world strongest beer. And lunchbox, you can still say whatever you want. He's quiet. He's speechless right now. He's staring at it. So isn't this the hottest beer? Yes.

Oh. But that's so strong, it's hot. That's what it feels like. It is not hot for the sake of being hot. Oh. So it's 75% alcohol by volume. The average beer is 5%. Oh, my goodness.

I won't be able to drive home, guys. You only have to take two big drinks. That's drunk. Wait, I'll take you home. I'll give you right. It costs $60 a beer. Golly. And again, it, it,

tastes like alcohol would taste for. It tastes hot, but it's not made as like a pocky chip or whatever they're called. No, no. Alcohol doesn't taste hot. Yeah, yeah, it does. I mean, straight alcohol. I'm sure that burns. I know when I put it on a cut, it burns.

Uh-huh. Or you ever take like a swig of whiskey, but you ever take a swig of whiskey, you go, ah, that burns. Anybody know how I do a truck with a bottle opener? You need a bottle opener? Yeah. You have one in the bottom of your shoe or something? I can do it with my keys. Okay.

See if you can open it up. What I do at parties? So 88brewry.com. I don't really understand why we're doing this. Well, because you got in trouble. I didn't get in trouble. What is the evidence? Oh, my God.

He does this like everything. For everybody wondering, multiple times, the rule is if guests come in and lunchbox has to wear pants. I feel like that's not a big rule to follow, like the easiest one. Oh, he got it. Wow.

Ooh, smell it. I hate the smell of alcohol, even beer. Like, okay, hold on. Oh, no, it's not bad. It just smells like beer. Yeah. I probably doesn't smell like beer if it's 75%. I swear to God, smell it, Amy.

I'm already getting drunk off the fumes. The Instagram is B-E-I-T-H-I-R fire. Bither Fire! Does that smell hot? I mean, it smells like... She says it smells hot. Big beer. Can I smell it? Warning.

This beer... The warning is because it's 75% alcohol by volume. Now, you can also choose not to do it. All right, I'm going with that. Do you smell it? But then what? See, it doesn't smell the hot, does it? It smells like it burned my nose hairs.

No, it smells like a rick of the beer. Okay. It's not hot. Do you want to pay the piper by taking two drinks of it? Why? Oh my gosh. Why do we keep doing this? Because you didn't wear pants multiple times when artists were up here.

And that's the rule. And for some reason, Eddie got to pick the punishment. I don't remember why. Maybe he told on him. I told on him. And then he picked a punishment. It was you and a Speedo for a week. And we didn't want to be punished.

So he said, what's the next one? And he said this. Do you want to take two drinks of it or not? If it's against your religion or something, you can't make you. You love to drink. Yeah, I mean, it's kind of against my religion to drink on days ago today. What's the day? Are you going to drink in Vegas?

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Absolutely. It makes sure you haven't, like, given up. No, no, I'm not celibate. No, that's not really the term. Seler. Sober?

Sober. Oh, sober. Yeah. Sellev. You don't have sex. Ah. Yeah. For you, maybe.

Do you want to take a drink or no? Oh, man. I don't know. It smells like a beer. Stop acting like it smells hot. Yeah, but it says fire on it, dude. Like, I am so nervous. It's going to be the hottest day.

Take a little sippy then. Is my one? No, but you take a sippy to test it. Is this pee? Is this a truth? Well, you saw us open the bottle. Is this drink? Like, I know you guys doing it. We would never make you drink somebody's pee.

Or would we? Not on the show. Like, all right, like. Go ahead. Because you guys are looking at me like. We're not. We just literally open the bottle. I'm nervous.

Let's take a little sippy. A little sippy, sippy, sioux. Man, why am I... We did nothing to it, I promise. There's no joke about what's in there. I've told you exactly what's in there. All right, here we go. There he goes.

He's tipping the bottle up. A little bit on your tongue. He's tipping it up a little more. He's taking a sippy. You got a little bit. Oh, this is... His eyes got real big. I know this feeling and I might vomit too.

That's bad. Oh, my God. What does it taste like? I don't know. Rubbing alcohol? That's bad. So it's strong. So do you mean it's bad as in like it's hot, like one of those chips, or it's just like whoa, strong alcohol?

Yeah? Yeah. I'm already cloudy. This is no joke. He's like maybe I'll take another shit. Yeah. Oh. So it doesn't taste good.

No. Yeah. I don't think that was everything. I don't think that's what it's been. made for. It says do not exceed 35 milliliters in one sitting. How many I think I just had like 700. Milliliters? You like licked it.

How many millilators in this bad boy? Look at the front. Hey Ray, do you want to taste it? Yeah, rock it. Oh, he, okay, lunchbox is doing his drinks here. Boom. Oh, that's acceptable. He's done. He's done now. He just took a drink. Now he's backing away from the table. What do you mean? He's done. I'll accept those as two drinks. Yeah. Bones, he's got another. That was a big drink. Taste that.

I kind of do want to taste it. Take a drink. You're not going to like it. Okay, Eddie's tipping it up. Oh my gosh. You barely took a sip. Whoa, dude, it just touches your tongue. Oh, my God.

And it comes to your nose. He took a whole drink, though. My eyes. Ooh, that's no beer. I need a beer, man. That is rubbing alcohol. Ray, come on. Ray, you want to take it on in the Ray.

Bring it in here. Oh, my gosh. Lunchbox did take a whole, like a whole swing. That is so bad. Woo! Oh. So this is a beer so strong. Oh my gosh.

It reportedly. taste so much like I got on. Ray, your mic on? Yolo. Okay, give it up. Smells like a normal beer. No, it's not, yeah, you wimps. Good theater. Go ahead, Ray.

It smells like a microphone. Hey, they're doing a bit, Ray, you nail it. Here we go. Oh, he did a real drink. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. Oh, my God. Oh, man.

Ray, for theater. Yeah, you can't taste it. I mean, because it just, it burns your throat. It turns into vapor as soon as it hits your tongue. It feels good, though, when it goes down. No, it doesn't. We can tell about the pain. Voice.

No, it feels damn good when it goes down. Okay. He wants more. Oh, man. Are they drunk? No, no. We're good. We're good.

We're good. We're good, man. We're good, man. Oh, my God. That's still hurting you? Yeah, that is not. Not good? Hey, at least we didn't get an Amy.

I know. Guys, help! Hey, mine was way different. Somebody help, Amy. What did she scream? Somebody help me. Somebody help me. I need help her.

That was terrible, man. So it's called Scottish Byther Fire, the world's strongest beer. The beer is so strong, it reportedly makes your tongue numb. Yeah, so that's strong. Mine was hot. Your tongue numb? Yeah, the tip of where it touched, it's still numb. lunchwalk's paid off his debt we're good on that

you two guys jumped in a little bit you want another drink no I'm good Ray you want another drink it tastes spoiled I'm not really into the flavor at all because it's so much alcohol no I think it was too warm and now it's skunky and then we got it cold does Ray have a problem since he liked the way it went down

he was like that felt I didn't love the taste I said I enjoyed the burn once it went down your throat but yes my throat is still burning well my throat is still burning we'll put this up on on social This story comes to us from New York. 911 got a call about a burglary in progress. They show up and they see a man.

He runs, runs, they lose him. And he climbs this big like water tower. And he's just hanging on and hanging on. And he's like, man, I can't get down. I'm scared. So he has to call and say, I need help. I need help. So they didn't chase him up, but he actually hid.

He actually hid. But then he got scared once he got out there. Yeah. And they had to get the police department and they had to put ropes. And he had to repel down with the police. officer. Oh, wow. Yeah, you know that cop a snickering at him all the way down. I think you're such a loser.

All right. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Amy, how many of these fan clubs can you name? I'll give you the fan club, you can be the artist. Okay. No Shoes Nation. Can you chestney? Good. The church, the church choir. Eric Church.

Little Monsters. Lady Gaga. Good job. Wow, that's good. Smilers. Wow, that one. I wouldn't have got this, but in context now, I understand. Smilers. Smilers.

Oh, is it? Half of Dan and Shea? Smires. Smilers. That's funny. The Smiles. Dan Smiles, Smiley. Miley, Smiley.

Miley, Cyrus. Yeah. Smiley, Miley. Yeah. The nut house. The nut? Oh, Mark Chestnut. Luke, Brian.

Oh, because his dad is a peanut farmer. or something like that. Yeah, you grew up on a peanut farm. Yeah. Home team. Thomas Red. Correct. Bootleggers.

Bootleggers. I feel like I know this one, but I don't know. Toby Keith. Luke Combs. Oh, that's right. Shirios. Who? Sherrios.

Ed Shearin. Yeah. I didn't know that, but did you know that? Context. Yeah. The eyelashes. Billy Eilish. Good job. I didn't know that either, but good job.

Context. The lambs. C.D. Lamb. I mean, that's a good guess. That's funny, but no, Mariah Carey. Oh. Why? Why? Mariah Carey? The seedie?

The name comes from Mariah Carey's use of the word lamb is a term of endearment. Oh, like, oh, you little lamb. The Fanelows. Oh, Barry Manilow. The stable. The stable? The stable. Hmm.

The staple. The horses. I don't know. Chris Stapleton. Lanny Wilson. Huh. It's a newer one. Yeah.

The Beliebers. Justin Bieber. Katie Katz. Katie Barry. Okay. Arianeators. Arianna Grande. Arianeators.

How would you say that? Arianeators? I don't know. She's Ariana Garna. Or is it Ariana Garna? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Good job. Pretty good. You can also tell, like, the bootleggers, Amy didn't know. Yeah, like Luke Combs. Like, they could probably use a little more marketing in that. And then the stable, I think, is so new. Yeah, for Laney. Yeah.

That's just probably take time. Yeah. Good job, though. I give you a B-minus on that. It's on a roll still. You get still living in the honors dorm. Thank you. Thank you, guys.

Bye, everybody. Bobby Bones is on. The Bobby Bones Show theme song. written, produced, and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at Reed Yarberry. Scoobie Steve, executive producer, Ray Mundo, head of production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. This is Amy Roboc alongside T.J. Holmes from the Amy and T.J. podcast. And there is so much news, information, commentary coming at you all day and from all over the place. What's fact? What's fake? And sometimes.

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