The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Part 2) Morning Corny After Dark + Amy Tries to Match the University with the Mascot + Bobby on a Random Guy Who Was In His House on Wedding Day

Episode Date: March 17, 2022

Per listener request, Amy brings back The Morning Corny after dark. In honor of March Madness, Amy tries to guess the mascot when Bobby gives her the name of the University. Bobby shares a story about how a ‘random guy’ was walking around his house on his wedding day. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I try to think on them all. Me too. I know, we're just reminding you this one. You're going to have to think. It's going to be extra hard. You're just going to have to think of things. Let's figure out the morning. We have 90 seconds on the clock.

Here we go. The morning corny. How do you get a good price on a sled? How do you get a good price on a sled? 30 seconds minute 30 starts slope I like that slope downhill price slow downhill good price level downhill good price money clearance clearance I thought about that but how is that clear how do you get a good price on a sled tag yeah you're trying to get a good price hassle negotiate snowfall get a good price

Haggle downhill do we say that yeah haggle what is it on a sled yep on a sled you say one more time How do you get a good price on a sled? You okay, let's talk about. She just keeps saying good price. Good price. How do you get a good price? A sale, a bargain.

How to a sled? Sled. Downhill. But she keeps going pride. Don't fall for that. I can read her. It's something to do with price. What do you have to do to get a good price on a sled?

Negotiate. Bargand, haggle. To haggle. To haggle. Is there a sleight called a tackle? No, I don't think so. What do they call those things? Tobogan. Tabargan. To bargain. To bargain.

You got it. That's great. Wait, tabargin. Wait, tab... Wait, what's a toboggin? It's a hat, but it's also a sled. It's also a sled. Okay, that's where the joke is. But I would say bargain. It's a beanie. I think you're there. Tabargan. To bargain. Is that so wrong? Is that so stupid, though? Tabargan. Say the joke one more time, Amy.

How do you get a good price on a sled? Five seconds. Tobogan. Tobargan. To bargain. Tobargan. I don't know, that's all we got. That size are going to be amazing and we're going to get it right. I don't know.

We're big idiots. I don't feel good about it. Let's go. A morning corny. How do you get a good price on a sled? How? You have toboggin. Hey, tobogging.

You have tobogging. I cannot believe we got that one. Amazing. Because I told you to think. That's why. I don't know that we thought any harder. Hey, we thought. We thought.

We kind of just made sounds. Okay. We got it. There we go. Clear eyes. Full hearts can't lose. I've been with CarShild for years. It's a no-brainer. Why? They make it easy and affordable to protect my car from expensive car repairs. Go to car shield.com slash bones or 800391-88888 to save 10% on your plan. A deductible may apply. Amy, let's see how many college mascots you can get. Okay. If I were to say Arkansas. Razorbacks? Right. That would be correct. Good. Well, you have one on your hat. Oh, that's true.

That helps. So we've been testing everybody in their weakest category. Yeah. Morgan had one-hit wonders from the 90s. Eddie had boy bands. Lunchbox had 90s country. Amy, you get college mascots. Today is when the big part of the NCAA tournament starts.

Yeah. Let's bring on Heather, who is in Maine. Heather's been sitting on hold for a second. Heather, how are you today? Good. How are you? I'm doing pretty good. Amy's got a name.

Okay. five out of seven NCAA college mascots. Okay. And if she does, you get the prize, and Scoob and Steve will tell us the prize coming up in just a second. Are they popular teams? They're all teams in the tournament.

Oh. Well, but that's... They're all teams in the tournament. I can't get... It's a lot of teams. But you can pick a number and I'll give you a team. I'm about to give the number. I don't even know how you're playing.

How many teams are there? Let's just... In the tournament, 64? Yeah, 64. It's a lot. But there's some notable ones. You need five out... Wait, you need three out of seven.

Oh, okay. Go. Pick a number. Four. One, two, three, four. All right. The Ohio State. Buckingiers?

Oh. Bucks. Buckeyes. You already said Buckeyes. No, you already said Bucckeyes. What is it? Is it Buckeyes? I thought we're talking it through.

You don't talk with her. How many times do we played this game? Nobody talks with the listener. Well, I... No, you said bucking ears. Yes. You said buccaneers. But it was Buckeyes.

Okay, but you wouldn't even know in the head. We don't went. No. Zero for one. Amy's O for one. 0 for 1 at the line. I... O for one.

Okay, pick a number 1 through 10. Five. Number 5. The Michigan State... I don't know. Okay, I'm not going to be so quick here. I am talking this out. Like Wolverines or little...

You went buccaneers! That was her answering the question. But that was not. That was like buccaneers? No, we did not talk about that. But it was like buccaneers. Go ahead. Michigan State.

Little. I'm picturing little Irishman. No, that's, what's Rudy? Is that Michigan? No, that's Notre Dame. Wolverines! Wolverines is close. Wolves.

In proximity, it's the Spartans, Michigan State Spartans. Michigan is the Wolverines. So you were there, your brain was there in a way. One through ten. I don't know there was two different. Go ahead. Okay, three. Wisconsin.

Like cheese? Hold on. These are not my answer, by the way. That's not... I'm not hitting her with a Providence or a St. Mary. Oh, no. That's the professional team. The Green Bay Packers.

Wisconsin. Wisconsin. It's red. Their colors are like red and white, I think. That's right. Wisconsin... And listen, we are on in Madison. I know.

We go to Madison. It's red and white. We love Madison. And Amy's making us look bad in front of all our... No, we all know it. But I mean, I'm from Texas, and I don't know that I could tell you all the mascots. Nobody take offense to anything that happens here. A fence taken.

Wisconsin. Answer. Time's up. Huh? I don't know. Can I guess? Anything. Wolves.

Badgers. Wildcats. Badgers. I wouldn't have gotten that. You got to get two of the next four. I know. Go ahead. Pick a number.

Two. Baylor. Bears. Correct. Texas school, she knew it. Oh, it's my dad's favorite team. It was. Like, so that's, my aunt went there. All right, go ahead. One through ten.

One. Number one, UCLA. I'm picturing like a cat or a tiger or some sort of... You need one out of three. This cat count like... No, you can't just say cat, and it encompasses all kitty animals. UCLA. UCLA.

Got to get one out of the next... No, because, like, Clemson is also a cat. Jaguar, UCLA, lion, tigers. Hey, man, I need an answer. Cat, UCLA, tigers. Incorrect. Lightning.

The Bruins. When I got in that. What is that even? A bear. I had lion, tiger, bear. You need one of the next two Wizard of Oz, okay? Oh, my. Oh, my.

Yeah, okay. Pick a number. Mm-hmm. One through ten. Six. Purdue. Purdue Pharma. This one.

Purdue Chicken. Purdue. Purdue. Purdue. Purdue. Purdue. Purdue. Purdue.

This one's so original that I thought maybe you'd have a chance at it. It's so original. Purdue. dogs. Original? Purdue Pussycats. Can you imagine? Can you imagine the pussycats?

What is it? I'm going to post you up. No, it's the boiler makers. Why would I get that? I get that. It's original, but why would I get it? Amy, you need to get this one for the win. Hey, Heather, how are you feeling right now? I'm sorry, Heather. I got Baylor Bears.

That's all right. I'm feeling good, Amy. Okay, me too. Move with Steve, can you let it in her prize, please? This is Heather and Maine. I have a $100 gift card to Sonic for you. Amy doesn't mess us up. Amy, come on. Oh, 100?

Yeah. Oh, we've gone into triple digits. Come on, Amy. And I can't give it to her if she doesn't win. Can I pick a number I've already picked or no? Because that would be one that was already. I can't remember what I've, I mean, what's left? Pick a number and now we'll just go with the blank ones.

Go ahead. Eight. There's not eight left, so I can't pick. Oh, sorry. Well, I know I haven't picked eight. So do that. Okay. Just do that.

Number eight. This one should be easy. I hope so. Auburn. Now think about it. I know. Auburn. Okay.

Auburn is like the agriculture school in Alabama. Now by... This one should be a slender. My family was roll-tied, so that would be an elephant. Actually, be the crimson tide. Not the elephant. Oh, I thought it's the animal. The mascot's an elephant.

Not the person who literally comes out in the suit, like what the school mascot. Okay. Sorry. I know. Crimson Tide, roll tide. Got it? Okay, so... Auburn. But...

Auburn! My family didn't go to Auburn. We went to Bama. Come on, Amy. Bear Bryant. I know other things about Alabama, but not Alvern. The Alburn... All right.

Alburn. Be a survivor here. This for $100. No, I wish it was LSU because that's a cat. That's a tiger. That's a... There are five seconds on the clock. Alburn.

Auburn. I have to... I don't know what make people crazy. You're here in lunchbox missing 90s country lyrics. Why am I picturing like wheat? For a boot scooting boogie or Amy missing. Or like a farmer. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Like an Auburn Almanac. The Almanacs? I'd love to play them. It'd be crap out of the almanacs. What is it? I need a hint. Is it like a bird? I gave you a hint.

No, you did it. I said something to you in this conversation that should have led you to the answer. I'm not going to say it now. I didn't hear. Amy, $100 a son. I didn't hear. You said, Crimson Tide. Alburn?

Need an answer. The Auburn Almanac. Why would you just not guess an animal? Because I don't know what it is. You could just guess an animal that was like have a chance at it.

Okay. But what would be an animal you would have guessed? A tiger. That would have been the answer. Oh my gosh. Amy! You would have won.

No! You would have won. It was a tiger. Oh my goodness. No. Bobby, instead she got pouting quick. She just gave up

and said it's not a mascot. No. I get the tiger. I can't say. I said tiger I said tiger. No you didn't Don't even argue that you said tiger. No she was just talking it out Bobby. You cost her $100.

She was talking it out. No, no. I'll pay her. Whoa. Okay. You cost her $100. No. And here's what I said. I said, be a survivor. Be a survivor. And what does Survivor sing? I have the tiger.

That's right. Well, then I would have said Auburn survivors. Heather, I'm sorry. You did not win. It's okay. I know. Like, where's Kentucky? Wildcats. Where's the longhorns? Longhorns. The longhorn, longhorns. Okay. Heather, thank you. I'm sorry you didn't win. We have to go before Amy melts down here in the studio. Introducing the first ever Hyundai Ionic 5. This thing has all the tech you would ever want. It's fully electric inside and out.

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and they said some stuff that would make major news today. They said it yesterday, and as we were doing the interview, I said, wow, okay, cool, let's talk about it. I didn't press some, but they talked about something. And we had it, and I was going to air it on today's show, and then we got a call from their PR person going,

hey, would you guys mind not airing that? and Scoot and I've kind of been in talks about it. And I think for me, because they were really nice, they were kind about it, they said, hey, we know you can if you want. This major celebrity did say this, but for us, it would not, it wouldn't be pleasurable for us if you aired this. And that approach was so refreshing because mostly people go, don't air it. And then I'm like, here it is, button push. Because if I get pushed, I like to push back one and a half times what I've been. pushed. But I'm not going to air this because of the simple yet refreshing approach of,

hey, would you mind because this would be tough for us? I understand what it's like to be human and have something tough happen to you. So we're not going to air one day. I'm sure we can play the clip and go, look what we sat on and didn't do. You know? Yeah. What did you vote? Did you vote played or not? I'm honestly leaning towards, I get the responsible decision not to play it, but I don't think it was as bad. I almost wonder she's maybe just hearing what, like, I don't know if she heard the clip, she might be okay with it. I think it'll make the news and then she doesn't want this bubbling up again. Okay. Yeah, we'll make the news. Yeah, right. It would be on all the sites and we're sitting on a gold mine. But mature me, I'm not going to be mature me always, but mature me right now

says, you know what? We're just going to move. We can do a great show without. it and one day we'll play it back for our listeners and go we had this, we chose not to because we're looking out for people and we hope people will look out for us. Yeah, because it's insightful. Like what was said could be a lesson in a lot of things. We were asked, what would you have voted, Eddie?

I would have said yes because what he said was great to play it. Yes. Yes. But do you understand why they didn't want to play it? Absolutely. I get it. They don't want to deal with it. But, man, it was so good. Why am I the one making the rational, mature decision? I don't know. It's usually the opposite. My decision is still based in maturity.

But they asked nicely to not. do it. I know, and I love that that's why you're like, okay, because you ask nicely. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. More people should do that. Yeah. Yeah, I should ask nicely on some crap. I ask lastly on some crap, I don't get it. So, that's what we were doing behind the scenes. Sometimes people want to know the BTS of the show. We were just debating on whether to play this. We will at some point

because we don't keep you in the dark, but not today. I mean. San Antonio couple says they found an opioid pain pill in their nachos. Whoa. That is life-changing. Yeah. Well, let me read the story. A San Antonio area couple said they were offered a $10 credit after finding an addictive pain pill

and a plate of nachos purchased at a local Mexican restaurant. The incident happened on Sunday at Chacho's restaurant. The pill, which appeared to be a combination, hydrocodone, a tablet was found in the sour cream on the couple's plate of nachos. So what would happen if you got a plate of nachos and you found a pill in your nachos? now that I've seen dope sick, I would be like, no, if I had eaten this pill and I loved the way that I felt

and I needed more, then I'm addicted and then I might die. So they just put my life in danger and I would need way more than a $10 credit. That's from KSAT 12 News. I feel, this is my feeling, that that is a little over dramatic. It's not. I have taken, I've had serious mouth issues before, like multiple teeth at the same time, you know, me not going to the dentist until my 20s affected all the dental work had to get done. And I was on some of this medicine. Almost this exactly. I don't think you're going to take one and go, I'm addicted.

I don't. I do think that's bad news. You can't have any pill or a hair. No, nothing. But I think the fact, I think the headline's a little bit click-bady. Yeah, because all I saw was opioid. There's different types. and there's one in particular that is like the oxy cotton or whatever.

Like that's so addictive. They are, no, this is addictive too, but I don't think. That one's like next level. From my history of knowing about addiction and even me dealing with this medicine that you're going to, it's not heroin. Yeah. Heroin is, boom. Oh, you might just be addicted or die right then. And I'm sure there are random cases.

But with this, it's a little more than once. Gateway. Okay. Yeah. All right. You're committed to it. I get it. I hear you. But that is a situation and I do think they need more than $10 credit. Yes.

And thank God they didn't take it. Because again, who knows everybody's body reacts to things differently. Totally. And how did it even get in the nachos? Well, when you look at the menu, it does say opioid nachos. So that's where I was confused. $10 extra. What if there is like a, there's a, you know, if you're ordering some drug dealers work at restaurants. And when you order, you get, you ask for like, you know, this special.

concoction and it gets thrown in your bag, right? That's how they do it without people knowing. And maybe someone accidentally said the special codes. I just don't think it will be put in a nacho. Listen, I come from a place where opioids are a really bad problem. Yes. Really bad. Like they have taken parts of my entire state and it is so sad. And drug companies, pharmaceutical companies are not doing enough.

They just did nothing early. Oh, they, no, they, Purdue Pharma in this situation. Just that is, and I don't want people to be crossed up where I understand the severity of it. But my point with this one incident with the one pill, they found the pill too, right? They'd also been different if they took it or ate it. But also, you kind of look at your nacho, right? Because you want to know what you're getting on the chip. Yeah, but if it's got jalapinos and beans or maybe even all rice.

No, no, I get you, but you still kind of, unless you're just going a full, like, claw hand in, I don't know. Like a one-year-old in a birthday cake? Yeah, it was in the sour cream so I would think it's smooth. In the sour cream, it could be camouflaged.

Oh, it's white. See, that's why if you're like, while you're ordering the sour cream on the side, scratch your nose twice, and you'll get the pill. Amy watches too many gang

and drug movies. She's quoting drug movies. She's like, oh, I saw drug daddy, or what was it called? Dope sick. That's a real life. That's not a,

Michael Keaton's in that. But it's an actor. I know. But it's based on a true story. Amy's like, it's a documentary. The guy that played Batman was in it. It is a, they're scripted, but also very true.

The reason that we can laugh about this is that nothing bad happened from it. But they offered a $10 credit. Not enough. That made this story even funny. Did you know, fun fact about Raimundo when eating weird stuff, he eats shrimp and the tail? I have never heard of that. So you take it and go, uh, and drop the whole thing in. Yeah, the tails cooked the same as the other part of the shrimp, so why not just eat the whole thing?

There's nothing wrong with it. I ate it all through my childhood. Because it's crunchy and gross, maybe. That's why. Yeah, it's a shell. Yeah. That's like eating oysters and just like, I'm just going to crunch on the shell a little bit. Yeah.

Yeah, it's like eating a banana without peeling the banana. Like, there's all that. It really has the same taste as the entire shrimp, so. Except it goes, exactly. It feels dirty. Right, and then you don't have to worry about, oh, I'm just trying to eat this, not the tail. you just throw the whole thing in. It's a lot quicker.

No, it's not quicker. You just bite with the same. You bite a little shorter. But you're also not losing any of that shrimp. You get the entire shrimp. That's not the shrimp. Does your body even digest that? That's like the shoes on the shrimp.

Yeah. Let me go to Amy Jo in Pennsylvania who is on the phone. Amy Joe, what's happening? Hey, how's it going, guys? I just had a comment about that pill in the nachos. Sure, go ahead. So I was thinking, what if that was a child who had that? plate of nachos, and they had ingested that, and their little bodies can't handle that kind of

medication. Like when I was a teenager, I had one of those, and it knocked me out. I passed out on the floor from one of those when I was probably like 15, 16, so you can imagine I have sensitivities, but even as a child, like a little kid, if they had taken something like that, it could knock them out or even do worse with that kind of medication. It could kill them. I agree, but this is not a what-if story. We can what-if a lot of things. The reason we can talk about it like this has nothing happened from it. I mean, what if it was, you know, we can continue going down the line of the what ifs and even go worse than the child. What if it was a puppy? I don't know. I don't know. But I'm just saying we're not. Not worse than child.

We can do that. I know. I was trying to find out on the worst. But also, what if was a newborn infant? But we can't chase every story with a what if and go, well, what if? Okay. But what do we say all the time is that sometimes you have to, like, you have to set up precedence. Because it wasn't. Because it wasn't. That's my point. I know, it wasn't. But, like, the restaurant needs to be held accountable. Well, nobody said they weren't supposed to be held accountable. I know, but a $10 credit. That's why we laughed.

We said that wasn't enough. I know. But what if? They only offered a nickel credit. Yeah, we just don't deal with a lot of what ifs in this situation. There needs to be a shakedown, too. Like, everybody at the restaurant, like, who ever, see who's got the pills? Do you know what could have happened?

Let's do what if? Okay, whatever. Okay, what if the guy literally had dental work and accidentally was taking medicine. So he had to go to work. and he had root canals and to work to pay the bills he accidentally dropped one of his pills somewhere and it rolled in

What if? Possibly. What if? Yeah. What if? And that's an accident. Probably didn't. That's probably not the story. You know, my uncle, he used to work at a restaurant and he was a chef in the back and he had a band-aid on that day and then somewhere... I don't like those stories. I don't like those stories. I don't like those stories. I know, I hate those stories. I don't like it. I don't want to hear it.

That's probably what he was doing with a pill. I had a pill in my pocket. Where is it? I don't know what's worse eating a shrimp. They all are finding a Band-Aid. Band-Aid. Not even close. Okay. Because I don't know what that band-aid was on. I understand your point, Amy, Joan.

I appreciate your calling. But this, that was not the situation in this. And we're not trying to set a precedent on if you find a pill in nachos, what should happen. We're talking about this. But we need to. No, that's not a law. We'll let them handle daylight savings time first, and then we'll handle this. A drug of any sort in food.

Or saturated fat. or other things they say could be drugs. All right, well, that's it. We'll come back in a second here to do this. I've been with CarShield for years because sometimes when your car breaks down it costs a whole lot of money and you're like, wait, what? So with CarShild, you pay a low monthly rate

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A deductible may apply. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two's 32nd Skinny. The nominees for the CMT Awards were announced. Kane Brown leads the nominations with four. Kelsey Valerini and Mickey Guyton follow with three nominations each. And then first-time nominees, Breeland and Cody John. earned three noms each.

The show airs Monday, April 11th, on CBS. Tim McGrath talked about how he and Faith Hill approach having kids. Our careers were really well established when we got married. Our careers were up and running really hard. So we made a conscious decision when we got married that no matter what, that if we were going to start a family, that that was going to be our first priority and everything else was going to sort of find its place. Cody Johnson talked about why he doesn't obsess over the country charts.

I do my business when I need to do my business with business management and all this other stuff and I put on my coat and tie, so to speak, and I do my job, and then I get out. And it's not that, like, I feel like I don't need to know that stuff. It's just I've found that I'm better whenever I'm clear. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie.

Tell me something good. Joseph Garrett recently inherited a family estate, and he's going through the house and all this stuff in it, and he finds just a bunch of stuff that he just wants to donate because there's too much of it. And there's a briefcase in there that kind of looks like it would have a type of writer in it. It's kind of looks like a briefcase, but it's heavy like a typewriter. And probably like formed weird. Totally. Yeah. So he just donates it to the local thrift shop. Well, as a thrift shop is going through his stuff, they open the briefcase and it's got 80 years of photos, family photos and family letters in it. So they're like, oh, they called Joseph back there.

You may want to keep some of this. This is pretty cool stuff. So he went back, picked it up. He looks through. He's like, yeah, sure enough. There was a lot of cool letters, including one from his grandma, she was writing to her dad about her being pregnant with his dad. And she's like, it's kind of cool to see all these family letters and pictures together to put his family history together. He didn't look in it. I guess he just felt there. That's the weird part that he just didn't take a look in it.

I know. Imagine inheriting an estate, though, all this stuff. And you're like, what's the difference in an estate cell and a yard sale? Oh, an estate cell mostly is like someone's entire belongings. No. Yes. I hear rich in my head. Okay.

But think about it this way then. someone has passed on or passed away and then they have everything in their home most of the time you're able to walk through you're not just in the yard you walk through like everything is for sale like from all the different china to some of the furniture to jewelry to yes like everything 3d yard sale so yeah that's the difference in my head i could you know do some people just go estate sale even though it's a yard sale oh oh i don't know sorry i thought but don't they call mansions estates so that's what i picture yeah i just think it's a rich person thing. Yeah, I see it a dead person thing. Here we go. An estate sale or estate liquidation is a seller auction to dispose of a substantial portion of materials owned by a person who must

dispose of their personal property or it did. They did, yeah, so that's mostly what it is. I just thought it was a rich person thing. Yeah, me too. All right, that's what it's all about. Good story. That was tell me something good. Download the Draft King's app and use the code Bones to get a free shot at millions

of dollars and prizes. Up for grabs This week with your first deposit. Minimum $5 deposit required. Eligibility restrictions apply. See drabking's.com for the tales. All right, let's go over, and it's time to check in on the news of the day with the big stories. Bobby's Big. Stories.

A guy got five days in jail for protesting in Russia. Now, that's the first story. By the way, Russia, Putin, they stuck. Not Russian people. No. I think they're suffering because. because of this. But that's not even the crazy part of this story.

He did get five days in jail for protesting. The problem was he wasn't protesting. He was actually meeting up to buy a Harry Potter magic wand. Oh, my goodness. At the same spot where people were protesting, so they threw him in jail too. Oh, my goodness. The deal was made on Craigslist in Russia, but the transaction took place too close to the protest.

Dang. And then... It's wild. You go to go to jail. Wait, I was just... I was going to hit the butterwind. That story is so crazy, I'd be like, I mean, how can you make that up?

You're good to go. This is a story that Amy and I just had a good giggle about yesterday, and we shouldn't have because this is someone stealing. So I want to preface it by saying we know that you shouldn't do this. Police in Texas say a magician is using his skills for bad deeds. The Sigeen Police Department says a man is quick-changing Walmart employees. That's when someone uses a slide-a-hand while changing out the change, the pocket. Maybe you can get a little pick-pocket, a little trick.

The man will count out the change and show the employee that he was short changed while he pockets the money with his other hand. Whoa. Sneaky. That's so funny. He has like a top hat. Let me count my change. Ooh. So again, police have posted photos of the suspect.

They say if you have any information, they would like to book him, quote, for his next magic performance. Yeah. No. do that. But he's doing magic in order to steal $8.00. Yeah, it should be like, hey, look what I can do, but I'm going to pay you back. Like, look what I did,

but I'm going to also give Walmart their money back or whatever store. Disney Plus. I get it. That's the... It's all nice and all. Yes. I know. That's the version that's up trending on Disney Plus this morning, the vet story. A couple welcomes are 12th baby in 12 years.

That's a lot. 12 babies. Crazy. Like, we've heard of 12. 12 is a lot, but still, you go, oh, that's a really big family. But 12 and 12 years, how do you even do it that quick without being injured? So, after the baby has about nine months, and then, like, I don't know, after it doesn't take, you can start up. No, you're math wrong.

You can't get pregnant while you're pregnant. The baby has to be three months. I know. Not nine months. The baby has to be three months. The baby's in you for nine months. And then you've got three more months to figure out some time to do that. And then you get pregnant again.

But my point is, aren't you pretty, you finish a 12-round boxing match? You can't really go out and run a marathon the next day. You're exhausted. But I mean, somewhere within that three months you've healed. Okay. But 12 times in a row. Yes. Oh, my gosh.

I would then think after time four, the healing would be even harder. Courtney Rogers 37 and her husband, Chris, have had 12 babies in 12 years. They are. God bless them. Fertile. They are fertile. The couple's youngest child was born on Monday in Santa Fe, New Mexico. And again, my question is, after eight, do they just roll out, roll down the hill?

Probably. I don't know. Does it say natural or C-section or? Courtney, whose first child, Clint was born in 2010, was determined not to stop. Not that it really matters. They reveal they go through 10 gallons of milk a week and 80 disposable diapers a month. Wow. It doesn't say.

Oh, C-section. All of them? Well, then most of the time, if it's the first one, unless they do a different procedure. That's crazy. I feel like you'd even beat up worse. That's crazy, too, because you have to cut the same cut. It, like, heels, cut it again.

I would imagine it's probably a mix. If I'm guessing, they're not doing all-to- They probably don't even really fully stitch it up. They're like, hey, we're going to be here. They don't seal it all the way down because they know they got to get back in soon. It maybe just comes out. Is that any more info on that, Mike? Oh, well, there. Oh, that helps.

Okay, twins start. That's a year off. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Those Dyson hand dryers in public restrooms. They may not be as sanitary as you're led to believe. That being said, I was never led to believe they were sanitary.

My mind tells me nothing is sanitary in that room. There's a doctor who goes by Mad Medicine on TikTok. Here he is giving the straight news about those Dyson hand dryers. I hate to be the bare bad news, but those hands are. hand dryers in public restrooms are extremely disgusting. And there have been actual studies done on those hand dryers to see if they spread bacteria. And spoiler alert, they tend to spread more bacteria compared to just towels. Oh, that makes me regret times I put my face under them.

Or like my head. That makes me regret times you put that face under there. Why would you do that? Like, do it. Like, blow up. Warm up a little bit? She's like, it makes me regret that time I'm washing my hair in the toilet. That's what I hear when she says something.

Something like that. Are these the ones you stick your hand in? Yeah. Okay, well, there's those. That's the Dyson. That's the Dyson. You can't really stick your head in that. How do you do that?

I mean, some of the Dyson ones, though, are, I've seen them on the wall, and they're this, like, they're shaped like an arrow, and you can stick your face under there, and it just kind of blows everything off, and, like, your hair and gives you a little body. Done that. Well, the final story. Ami went to Dry Bar, or one of those blowout bars, but it's just the airport bathroom. Yeah. Okay.

A man in South Florida reportedly awoke quite the surprise, and we had teased this earlier. He was, one, sleeping in the home of a total stranger. Instead of the rented Airbnb, he thought he was at. Got it. So Eddie was right. That he was right. He went into a random, it was night, I think, and he went into a house that he thought he rented. And somebody could have been shot like that.

Oh, for sure. If someone walked into my house like that, they would probably be shot. Yes. First, you need to say, what are you doing here? No, you have no time for that. We have a lot of cameras and a lot, if they get to the house, Yeah. But if you shoot, though, you should to kill.

I'm going to go, fire in the hole! And then I will shoot immediately. Fire in the hole. You got a grenade? I've just had people break into my house. We've had issues. I am now ready and willing to shoot. I've been told you can't really mess around if somebody's in your house.

First of all, I'll go, Eddie, is that you? And there's no answer. There's no answer. It's not me. Because I would say, yes, it's me, bones. Don't shoot. Whenever By the way, that story is from

Let me finish the story and I'll tell you a funny story From WSVN News So Paul Drexler Says the mix-up was an honest mistake He accidentally got the address wrong Going from the Airbnb app Into Google Maps And it was the house right next door

It was 2 a.m., which I think Was probably a big part of it too, nighttime And so in the bedroom The bed was made ready to go Two clean folded towels waiting for them Oh yeah The travel weary man reportedly fell asleep And woke up to find a confused homeowner

If I wait, if somebody's in my room asleep First I'm gonna go, Eddie, is that you? No answer? And then I'm gonna lay beside you and cuddle. The next morning got a knock and then Luckily, nobody got hurt. Okay, so if you're the homeowner and you walk in somebody sleeping in your guest room, like, you let him sleep, right?

I go call 911. I go and get my gun and then I wake them up. Oh, wow. No cops. Why not just leave and let police handle it? I'm not giving them an opportunity to wake up and then do something to me or my wife or my dog. I'm going to get my gun.

Good order. Then call the police. And then I'm going to hold it, not on him, but close, and go, hey, excuse me, and they're going to wake up. We're going to have a conversation. And hopefully that conversation is normal. And then I can realize this has been an accident. And then I can walk him out. You can probably tell, by the way, he wakes up if it's an accident or not.

Because it could have been somebody breaking in, but they were on drugs and they passed out. That happens in stories. But that's what I would do. I would, first of all, I tell Caitlin, get in the closet. I'd put Stanley and Ella in a room, and then I would go to the room with my gun. And I would go, hey, excuse me. I wouldn't point to Adam right there, but I'd be close and go, what's it? You're asleep in my house.

You know, what? Are you by bones? Hey, can I get a picture? Wait, so what's your story? The funny story. It was our, it was Caitlin and I's wedding day. And we were kind of waiting for everybody to come around. And I was over in like a small,

side of like the little guest house thing that we have and Caitlin was in the main house we were not seeing each other all day and I didn't want to go to a hotel and she is in the living room early in the morning again we weren't seeing each other and some random guy walked into the house and she was like I don't know who this is and you know they're doing their thing and she's like that's either somebody that works for like catering or somebody that shouldn't be here and so she's like somebody is in the house I don't know who they are and so I freak out but I don't want to run over and see her and so somebody was over I could reach out to was over at the And they go, no, that's Andy Rodic, your groomsman. She didn't know who Andy wanted.

He's just chilling in the house. Well, he walked in. He had flown in that morning and just walked in. It was like, hey, where's Bobby? But she didn't know. That's funny. He was like, I had no idea of one. And then there was one point, too, where you thought you saw her or whatever, but it was her sister.

I walked in. I was like, hey, I need to get some towels because we were over in the guest area. Then you get some towels because I got a shower. And I walk over and I'm like, oh, no, oh, no. And it was her sister sitting on the couch. And they look very similar. Yeah. Man, you almost killed Andy Rodic.

Mm-hmm. Is that even crazy? On your wedding day. I know. Imagine that headline. That's the news. Thank you. Those were Bobby's Day.

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So Netflix is going to try to end people who are stealing passwords by charging them just a little bit. So it's a way of them going, we acknowledge it. You can keep on, but a couple bucks. Yeah, like, hey, $2.99 if you're going to share. Yeah, they haven't done it in the States yet. I think they did it in Costa Rica. They did in a few other countries to test it out. So Netflix is going to crack down on people just stealing other people's Netflix accounts.

So they tried it in Chile, Costa Rica, and Peru. I don't even know if you say that. That's pretty good, man. Thank you. So they're going to add an extra viewer to the package at a discounted rate of $2.99. So what that would mean, lunchbox? I know you steal most of yourself? Yeah, I steal Netflix.

Do you steal more than just Netflix? Yeah. Disney blows. Yeah. You don't have to say. You're not out yourself. You're not on trial. Yeah, yeah.

You're not under oath. Sorry. I was trying to be honest. He's like, yeah, insurance fraud. No, dude, stop, stop. Don't do that. Would you, in stealing, pay $2.99, or would you just ignore it, keep stealing,

and just have them pay the extra $2.99 for you? Oh, I'll just let them pay the $2.99 for me. I'm not going to say a word. Like, they're just going to think their bill went up. Cool, fine by me. So. Money gone for them. Sorry.

Shout out in laws, thanks. Let's go to Audrey and St. Louis who has a pretty crazy story about someone just being asleep. Like in there, we're talking about the house, but Audrey, yours is not about your house, it's about your what? My car. What happened? So I, this was a long time ago, but I was leaving from a friend's house, drove home,

parked my car in my driveway, and walked inside. I was inside for maybe like 30 minutes, and I was like, getting ready to go to bed, and I realized, Oh, I forgot my phone charger in my car. So I walked back out to my car and I found a person in my car. And I could have sworn I locked my car. So I was kind of scared. And then I ended up trying to knock on the window to see if they were awake and they were not. And they had passed out.

So I ended up calling 911 and the paramedics arrived and when they got there, they said, hey, if you wouldn't have gone back out for your phone charger, you would have woken up to someone that was dead in the morning. Oh, my gosh. So I wonder, again, this is me just wondering out loud if maybe they thought it was their car they were getting into, it was unlocked, and they passed out. And luckily they passed out because they were trying to get in their car and drive off that had killed somebody. They were so messed up and passed out, and they just so happened to be your, I've pulled the door handle on the wrong car before it looks like mine. Sure. We've all been to the grocery store and you go, yeah,

You got in, try to start it Yeah, no, and I've gotten here in the parking garage And I'm like, that's weird, I didn't have a bottle of Coke And you look around and like, this is the height Yeah And I'm like, okay, you go out of here So maybe they did that and got so lucky That you came out and found them

Yeah Yeah, that's what I like to think I'm glad they're still alive I think that that's the positive look at it And I don't think they were trying to steal the car But I think they probably... No, I don't think so I don't. Did they know later, like once they were better

that you saved their life? No, but the paramedic said that, you know, that they definitely would have died. I think that they were using drugs that they, but they couldn't tell me too much. So, yeah. Well, I appreciate that call, and I do think that you went out to that car

and you saved somebody's life. So I know that it's an uncomfortable situation, but, hey, I'm glad to happen. Yeah, me too. Worked out. All right. Have a great day. Thank you for calling, Audrey.

You too, thanks. See you later. We were talking about the Batman movie. I had a friend who watched it and said, he went to the theater. He said it was three hours long. It was like, holy crap, it's three hours long. He said it was really good, but three hours is tough. I'm a big proponent of anything over two hours, you need an intermission.

Even in a movie. Let's have an intermission. Give me a five-minute bathroom break. Because I will injure my bladder not going to the bathroom. Or I will dehydrate myself leading up to the movie, and that's not healthy. But the Batman, which is right about three hours, will be on HBO Max on April 19th. Is it called The Batman?

You keep saying that. The Batman? That's literally the title of it. Interesting. I think it's the way they are able to identify it in a sea of Batman's movies. Yeah. Sounds like an old person. Differentiate it.

The Batman. So it'll be on HBO Max on April 19th. We watched the second episode of Winning Time last night, the Magic Johnson and Laker's story. It's good. I'm all caught up. Now that I really love it. Now that I get the style of it, I really love the show.

It's so good, Mom. Some of these people are just real jerks. Yeah, big time. How do they know, like, do they know that they're being portrayed this way? Well, what shows will do now, and there are a couple that do this, they put at the beginning, hey, there's some stuff that's fictionalized, but they try to be as accurate as possible, so just so they can't get sued. If someone sues them, they're like, we told you it was fictionalized.

I believe that's still the case in that movie about the girl who was stealing, like, frauding people. Anna Delve. They really tried to nail that. Some stuff they didn't know because you can't be in a room at times. But other stuff they definitely, and they admitted to that. Like, we made it this way because it's an entertainment. It's a show. Like, we added this in for Flair.

But any of the stuff that they are trying to say she did specifically, they're trying to be as accurate as possible, but it's a way to keep them from getting sued going, look at that. We put the little deal up there. Disclaimer. They run things on our radio station, too. They're like, part of the show has been pre-recorded. First time I heard that, you know what it's about?

Commercials. People think those are all live? I guess. I think they think this is 1922. All right, coming up, we're going to do Winslow Soap. All right, Jimmy, tell me. And so I think someone, if I'm correct here, sued or some situation legally, where now we have to go, hey, some of this is pre-recorded. Wow.

And it's because commercials aren't live. Some of mine are. Some are. But every one of them that we do is not live. But wait. Someone doesn't walk into the room for every single commercial and trade places and go, okay, now I'm here to do match. Rich Ovalteen. But back in the day, like we did, well, even back in the day for us.

No, but we did way more live. And that was very, whoo, stressful. Because the clock and the stress and the, like you're trying to get it all in and Bobby's wrapping me up. Yeah, Amy, it'd be like, all right, this is a 30 second commercial. Three minutes and 10 seconds left. All right, later. And then finally, we talked about cruises. There's a six-month cruise they've put online that you can buy.

It's a six-month cruise around the world. What? Would you want to do that? Maybe. To see the world? Let's say you had the time. Yeah. Let's say you have six months off.

No, no. Let's say you have eight months off so you can still get some stuff down. Okay, good. Would you want to take a six-month cruise? I think so. As long as we dock and I can get off the boat. You do? Yeah, to see the world.

Like, how else you, this is such a great way. to do that. Airplanes and quicker and you don't get seasick. Okay, but I mean, a boat could be really nice. I could be. I just am so worried about seasickness. I mean, I know that since this is hypothetical, it's going to be really, really nice. It's not hypothetical. I know, but for me, right now, it's got to be fancy, good, like, I feel like I'm at home. A six-month cruise around the world schedule for 24 on Oceana Cruises sold out in 30 minutes. Wow. State rooms and suites range from $48,000 all the way up to $174,000. Wow. The itinerary calls for stops at 96 ports across 34 countries. This is just too much. It's like I love Hershey's Milk Chocolate. But if someone

that you can only eat that every day for four months, every meal, I'll be like, ugh. That sounds like a world tour like a rock band would do. The cruise will start in Los Angeles, Hawaii, New Zealand, Australia, Japan, Vietnam, Greece, France, Iceland, New York. Cool. No, not for me. I don't want to do anything for six months. Cruisefever.net. You can see more there. That's where we got it. We're talking about, you know, you're in your house. house and walking into the room and a guy sleeping in the house, you're like, wait, what is happening? Because that happened. A dude went into the wrong house, thought it was an Airbnb. His Airbnb

was actually next door. And the homeowner was like, yo, bro, what are you doing? It was a whole situation. And we talked about that. This is Jack. Again, a similar situation. Jack and Austin, what's going on? Oh, nothing much, man. Please tell me your story because it, yeah, it sounds crazy. It was just a couple months ago during football season. I was sitting on the sofa. My sofa was applying my feet up, and my front door opens, and then walked the guy carrying a suit, a gift bag, a some dress shoes, and a chocolate lab that was wearing a vest.

The dog came in with him? Yes, the dog came in with him. And the funny thing was I had two dogs, and my dogs just started to play. They didn't bark, didn't try to protect me or nothing. He takes two or three, three, steps in the house and sees me, of course, his eyes get real big. He said, is this not an Airbnb? I said, no, it's the last time I checked. But, uh, so I mean, obviously I got up. He seemed nice

and obviously he was carrying a suit, and I went outside and gave him directions on how to get to where he was going. Airbnb was behind me a block over, but his little blue dot, uh, he thought he was at the right place. He just parked and walked right inside. My front door is normally not open, but I just unlock it for something that morning. And there's something about a guy with a suit. You go, okay. He's up to, he's up to good. And a dog in a vest? Yeah. And I, with Airbnbs,

with cars that aren't Uber's, getting the doors open and people trying to get into, that's happening more and more. I would bet this is somewhat common now that we talk to people. Not that people get in and sleep the night and wake up, but people come up and knock on the door. We're like, hey, is this the Airbnb? That's got to be happening more and more

as there are more Airbnbs. Luckily, nobody getting hurt. Yeah. Hey, thanks for the call. Glad you're okay. And hey, your dog's out a little playtime out of it. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Hey, have a good day, Jack. Yeah, thank you for listening. Yeah, y'all. Today, basketball starts. Central time, like 11.15. So,

it's all day, today, all day, tomorrow. Big weekend, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. And so a lot of folks do brackets. And what's funny to me is that Eddie's kids got in, that you're doing a family bracket. Yeah, yeah. A friend has a bracket with like 50 people in it. And my family

all of us did our own bracket at 20 bucks a pop. So what I think is funny about this is he made his own kids, young kids pay 20 bucks to get in the bracket. Yeah. And it's fun for them because they get a chance to win whatever, $500 at the end of the tournament. But why not just get in with the young kids? Phones, you know me. It's a learning lesson.

Like they're going to be doing brackets for the rest of their life, especially if they win a big one at this age. So I want them to get used to the whole like, hey, man, when you don't lose games, that $10 that you paid? because two of them are split in a bracket. The little ones are split in a bracket, so they pay 10 each. But the little ones are around, what age? Eight and seven.

And they split their own, which was a nightmare in itself. Because they were fighting over who to pick? Oh, my gosh. I mean, one of them has no idea what he's saying, and the other one's like just looks at the numbers. And so, you know, I'm there with him. I'm doing the bracket. And I go, all right, you got Gonzaga, Georgia State. Let's go.

And both at the same time, Gonzaga, Georgia State. Guys, you got to pick one. They start arguing. And one was like, come on, Gonzagac is the best. The other one's like, I like Georgia. I just think it's funny you're letting him about money. I was gambling at that age. My grandmother had taught me, but I was an outlier.

I think they're going to love it, Bones. Once they start seeing the competitiveness of like they lose a team. I would say, yes, kids would love gambling. All kids introduced to a young age. I agree. So let's see how it goes. Yeah, but like you have to monitor it and make sure that they don't turn into like you at times, which has been an unhealthy habit.

Like it's been gambling. Has gambling ever been unhealthy for you? No, no, no. I limit myself $40 a month. Now, now. You're not an allowance. What do you mean? You had to be put on allowance because.

I just had to be put on a, hey, don't spend more than 40 a month. Because did you ever hide gambling like from your wife? Never hid, but. Why are you saying it like there's? Well, I never hid the gambling. It was just a lecture of like, hey, you didn't talk about it. You can't spend that much money gambling. Omission, also a form of deception.

What does that mean, omission? You just didn't talk about it. She just hit it. She saw the bank statements and would be like, hey, you need to chill. But now he's got his eight-year-old. That's fun. As long as it's fun, I think it's funny. It's going to be so much fun.

I cannot wait. I know Eddie's wife would never come on air, but I'm sure she would explain the scampling a little bit differently. Well, she approves, obviously, or we wouldn't do it. Or she doesn't know. No, she knows. He's also teaching his kids how to omit. Oh, this is us talking about it. All right, here you go.

Here's voicemont number four. I just listen to your bit on Morgan and Chenatrain, and I have never wanted to punch lunchbox in the nose more than I have right now. He doesn't have to be an attention. If he can't get his own, stay in the sun, he needs to leave Morgan alone. There you go. She's a heart attack. I mean, she ran out of breath.

She tried to get fired up and, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha. She's mad. About what? You? You trying to always steal attention from everybody else? No, no, I didn't steal attention. All I did was point out things that Morgan number two doesn't have that super fans are going to have.

Got it. That's all I did. We shall see. Okay. That's fine. How hilarious if Morgan gets on the show. And then this one wants to punch me in the nose? No, no.

I was going to stab you a hundred times. That's a difference. That breathing is a different level. Yes. Lobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes us from Wisconsin.

A dentist has been busted for health care fraud, where he would damage people's teeth on purpose. Then they would come in, he would file insurance claims for them so he would get paid and he would give him a little money back. Hey, here you go, here's 50 bucks, here's 50 bucks. He did this 1,600 times in 20 months. That's not good.

I've heard of roofers or doing this kind of thing. Messing it up? Well, going, hey, use me, we'll mark the bill up a little bit. Insurance pays the full bill and then I'll cut you back. Wow. That's a scam. Like overcharge and then pay the person

and everybody wins but the insurance unless you get caught. And if they did this like 20 times, probably wouldn't get caught, right? That's 1,600, huh? That's a lot. Yeah, 1600, and the insurance guy was like, man, this is a lot of insurance claims,

and he is now a former dentist. Yeah. You would think somebody is smart. That could pass dentistry school wouldn't make this dumb of a decision. All right, there you go. I'm lunchboxed. That's your bonehead story of the day.

All right, today's the day where, you know, I've gotten a vasectomy every year at this stage so I can watch all basketball all the time. Every year I get a vasectomy right about. now. Yeah, so you can just lay up. So I can stay home, yeah. Watch basketball. A lot of guys do that. Not a lot. It is a procedure if guys are putting it off or looking for a time to do it. They often do it now so they're at home for the next couple days so they can watch all of the basketball. Well, yes, because they would be at home laying on the couch or chair or whatever watching basketball.

And now they can do it and they're recovering at the same time. Yes, so I've had one every year. That was the joke. Yeah. So I can do it. I'll be watching and hopefully Arkansas wins tonight against Vermont. That negative five spread. Or whatever. Yeah, that's good. You remember that. I wouldn't say negative five, but minus five. Whatever. Oh, okay. I'll get the lingo soon. You know who went to Vermont? It's who Arkansas is playing. Dirk's Bentley went to Vermont for a while.

Didn't know that. He texted me last night and said, Arkansas got a pretty good team, question mark. And I thought he was talking about because he's playing Vermont. And I said a lot of stuff, like I was breaking down the game for him. And he said, all right, not sure if this helps my decision making. And then he says, well, I got Arkansas losing to Murray State in round four. And I said, well, I'm here to tell you, I don't know if that's the best pick. And he said, you never know, right?

I said, you never know. That's true. That's right. So that's the deal. Everybody's going to be watching games. And if their team loses, they probably will stop watching games. If Arkansas loses, it's not, I'll probably never watch another game. Oh, stop. That's so distra.

Don't do that. He heard what I said, I said what I said, and I said it, and I'm proud to say it. Okay. Well, I mean, we have money on other games. Yeah. And I'll just get paid or not. Okay. Oh, please, God, don't lose.

All right, that's the deal. Have a great rest of the day. We'll see you tomorrow. Tomorrow, Ernest will be on to perform. He's got flower shop. He's written a bunch of songs for other people. It's going to be a good show. See you guys in.

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