The Bobby Bones Show - (Thurs Part 2) Our Random Celebrity Encounters + Callers Who Met Keith Urban and Garth Brooks in the WILD!

Episode Date: March 24, 2022

We share stories about random celebrity encounters after Tom Hanks photobombed a bridal party. Lunchbox lists all of his good and bad celebrity encounters. Callers share their stories of meeting celebs like Garth Brooks, Keith Urban and Leonardo DiCaprio. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Probably. Only 50? It's not great. Maybe Elmar. Maybe. We've lost, I feel like, the last couple. We've not been on our A game. Not good.

Yeah, you guys have been stinking. Okay, let's go over. We have 90 seconds. Hit it. The morning corny. What did the cannibal get when he was late to the dinner party? He was late, time, clock, 90 seconds. He showed up late.

What was he late? Canable? Eight other people. Yes, he ate. Human eating skin. What did he get when he was late to the dinner party? What did he get? A doggy bag, a human bag.

Oh, he's late. That's leaving early. No, that's leaving early. When he was late. Is late to the dinner party? He was late to the dinner party. So what do he get? And he eats people.

So what body part? And he's late. Right, what body part would you get if you were late? The butt. Eat my butt. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Go with that one? No.

Yeah, they eat my butt. It's as strong as we got. Leg, the leg. Headache. Oh, the head. I don't know where that can. The knee. Knee.

The elbow. The wrist. Funny bone. We read it again? Okay, so what does? What did the cannibal get when he was late to the dinner party? The neck. The humorous.

The shoulder. The cold shoulder. Oh. Bones. That's really good. The cold shoulder. I'm doing head, shoulders, knees, and toes over here. And it hit the shoulder.

That could be it. That could be it. No, that has to be it. Because he's late and everyone's going to be like, oh, you're late. We're going to give you the cold shoulder. No, no, no. It's because the shoulder is cold because he wasn't there on time. Right.

But also the cold shoulder because he was late. Either way, I think we got it. It's a double. But now I want to know why lunchbox is trying to, what are your thoughts? No, because he's eating the people. And it's usually a warm dinner. It would be warm, but yes, that's what I'm saying. It's a double-eaning.

Oh, so are you saying we're right? All right, let's see. Here we go. The morning corny. What did the cannibal get when he was late to the dinner party? What? The cold shoulder. Let's go, boys.

We needed that one. We needed that one. That wasn't me. Whomever wrote head, shoulders, knees, and toes. I credit you. Don't know who that is. Because I was doing this. Shoulders, knees and toes.

Knees and toes. All right, are you ready? Clear your eyes. Full hearts can't lose. Whatever sometimes you do. Good win, boys. All right, here's a voicemail we got last night. And I know, and I know it's a matter of time.

And you are when you die. Oh, I made my day. I played it back like five million times, and it just inspired me to sing that song all day long. Keep it up. That bit was hilarious. Okay. It was funny. It's really funny.

So Amy's been practicing, not this Friday, but next Friday, Ryan Hurd's coming in. He's got a new song he wants to play, but he's also going to perform that song with Amy doing the Marin Morris part. And also, Marin Morris will be here. Wow. I just went up another level. Yeah. So you were practicing last night? Yeah.

Go ahead. Yeah, I know, yeah, I know It's a matter of time Till you walk, till you walk back out of my life Leave me standing here lonely Feeling like a fool Okay, well keep practicing, remember Yeah, okay

Time you If you, do you guys care when you die What they do with you? No You mean cremated or buried? Yeah, or anything. Viking, you know, shoot the arrow I just send you out to seat.

Yeah, yeah, Do you care? I mean, yeah, I want to say, in it? Okay, well, what would you like? I don't know. It's 50-50. That's not a say. A new trend known as body composting is happening now where basically they put you in the ground and you're not in a casket, you're not, and you just turn into the soil.

No, yes, but no, you can bear fruit. They put you into a tree. They use your soil to plant a tree that brings life. And then your family can eat from me. your tree. But 50-50, you said. No, I forgot about this as an option. In a weird way they eat you as an apple? Yeah, in a weird way. Yes, this is fascinating to me. That's crazy. That's

right. Yeah. I would not want to eat someone from my family, I don't think. Your soil produced their fruit. I would feel better about having to eat one of them after a plane crash than I would like the fruit that they buried. What? Ew. I know. I just I've thought about it like that. That's so weird.

Would you want to do this? Have your body composted? I'm leaning that way. I'm leaning. Listen, I had... 51-49. Well, I forgot. I thought just being buried, like, in a casket and then cremated. I thought that was my only two choices, but now there's this one. Imagine all the land that could be used for something else if everyone did this.

Yeah. And the trees that would, you know, think about it that way. Yeah, because I drive by cemetery sometimes. I'm like, they're going to run out of these eventually. I mean, these are getting bigger and bigger and bigger because a lot of people die. Everyone dies. Every day. So that's from Euro News.

dot green, would you want this to happen to you? A quick yes or no, Amy? Yes. Eddie? Sure, I don't care. Whatever they want to do. I just don't care either. Yeah, who cares? If I'm, what is this? You said quick yes or no.

It's flesh and bone, dude. You don't care. You don't care. You have to choose right now. What do you want? I want to be turned into a statue. Freeze you? And then swung over the top of this. That wasn't an option. Well, you said anything.

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So cool. That's funny. Tom Hanks is currently in Pittsburgh filming a movie called A Man Called Auto. And he's been seen out around the city. Here's the bride, Grace, talking about the story. surprise. It was like, hey, I'm Tom Hanks. I would love to get a photo with you. And I immediately just, like, froze. And I was just looking around, like, I didn't know what to do. It's his voice, I think. Like, you see him. And then he, like, starts speaking. And he's like, you look so beautiful. Like, I'm so happy for you. And he was talking in my ear. I was thinking of Toy Story.

That's what I would think, too, Woody from Toy Story, just his voice. So the question is, and we'll do this next segment, where did you randomly meet us? celebrity, not at a concert, not at a place you knew they were going to be, but in the wild, where did you meet a random celebrity? Where'd you get a cool picture? Let us know, were they nice? Were they not? We'll take any of them. Did you have to get a pick? No, I think I said that originally, but I think the stories of you randomly meeting them and actually having some kind of conversation. Okay. Not just, hey, big fan. Or not just seeing. Where there was like a human moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Share that with us. 877. 77.

Bobby. That's our phone number. 877-B-O-B-B-Y. We will take those calls. We will do that segment next. Filing your taxes does not have to be difficult. Start for free at taxact.com, where you can get expert help with no appointment required. Your maximum refund is guaranteed. Go to taxact.com for guaranteed details. Taxact.com. I mean, imagine it. You're getting married. And then all of a sudden, guys like, can I take a picture? Like, yeah, a random fella? Sure, hop in. It's Tom Hanks. That's the story. And so I said, randomly, how did you meet a celebrity?

This segment is always super fun for me. We do it a couple times a year. But that happened. And so, Amy, what celebrity did you randomly run into? No concert, nothing about what they do for a living. It's just like, boom, there they are. I was at a Texas A&M football game with a friend who had access to, like, a box. And so we walk in

And I mean there's probably You know about less than 10 people in there One of the people sitting watching the game was George Bush Sr. Wow, senior Was he covered up with like all kinds of guys on machine guns? Yeah No, there's no machine guns.

Oh, I would advise president. Secret service and different things present But I was like, huh, okay, well this is fun Kind of basically watching a football game with a former president. Yeah, but about watching with just No, I was watching it with them. Near. I mean same boot.

Were you talking with them like, hey, how about that place? Second 10. We got to say hi. That's pretty cool. Yeah, so that's my thing. I don't think I have ever ran, because where I grew up in Arkansas, there were never celebrities. And then I don't think I've ever randomly run into a celebrity just like in the free wild.

Just like, wow. You know, with this job and living here, I see people that I know, but I never got to experience. Wow, I can't believe I see that person. I was trying to think, and I just don't think I have any cool stories about that. I did see, though, last night I did stand up at the Grand Ole Opry, and I ran into Hillary Scott from Lady A, because they were playing. And I said, hey, Hillary, Eddie saw you going in Target. And? She was like, yeah, I go to Target.

I was like, I know. I said, I know. We know. We saw you. I said Eddie camped out in front of Target. But not to see her. Yeah, I was picking something up. Come on, man.

I wasn't camping. That sounds creepy. But he made a whole. deal about it. And she was like, I said, but I told him, you're a person who likes Target. Yeah. She was like, I'm, I'm normal. So we were talking about you last night. In case your nose was itching. Her eyes are burning or something, whatever they were. They weren't, but thank you. That's cool. Here's a voicemail. This is voicemail number two, Ray, from Kim. Just letting you know that I randomly met a celebrity at the Mayo Clinic. And it was Mohammed Ali.

He was there the same time I was, and he was going in a building, and he was handing out autographs. And so I went in one door, went around the other, got two autographs. That's crazy. We didn't in our lifetime get to experience the magnitude of Muhammad Ali, but I think he's probably one of the top three biggest sports icons of all time, meaning when he was in his prime and famous, there was nobody, Babe Ruth, Muhammad Ali. Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan.

Yeah. Those are the three that I think of when it's, if you weren't in that generation, you don't understand, but everyone in that generation goes, oh,

they dominated everything all the time. So that's pretty cool that you got an autograph from Muhammad Ali? Two of them. She went in one door out the other.

Let's talk to Kim in St. Louis because this one, oh, we lost her and it blew my mind. She ran into Garth at Walmart. Oh no. I know.

And Walmart, I know. What? Like right when I wanted to go to her, She fell out. Why is this happening a little bit, right? Where they just fall off. It seems like a glitch because the second I clicked it, that's when it happened.

Tell me he was buying Wranglers. Please. Please. There she was. Cued up, ready to go. She'll call back. Yeah, but then I already spoiled the story. Okay, if you're out there in St. Louis and you saw Garth at Walmart in Mississippi, call us back. Wow. All right, let's try Robert in Florida.

All right, we're testing at our situation here. Robert, you there? Yeah, good morning, studio. Morning. What's up, buddy? So the first one I called in about was we were staying at Hilton Garden in in Toledo, Ohio. Arnold at the bar at the hotel out in the wild. And I wasn't sure he lost a lot of weight.

So we actually walked up and asked him, and he was really pleasant. He took pictures, signed our T-shirts. And it was just, we put his... Our pictures on his Instagram and everything. It was really just a eye-opening moment. Yeah, if you're in a Hilton Garden Inn in Toledo, much like me, if I'm in Hilton in Little Rock, Arkansas, and there's a celebrity sitting in a city they're not supposed to be in.

At a hotel you don't imagine them being in, you got to be like, that's just a doppelganger. Like, no chance. That's really them. I would feel the same he did. Like, hey, are you a... I go, hey, Tom. And I turned my head and see if you... and see if he looked.

And I hate people who do that to me, but I do that to people. Lunchbox, any of them? Oh, yeah, I was at a 50 cent concert in Austin. It was like a pop-up show, and I'm just sitting there, and then who walks in and sits right next to me? Pete Ditty! And I sat next to P. Diddy, and I got a picture with him, and we sat there and watched 50 sit together.

That's cool. I don't think that story's true. You don't think it's true? I know there's a picture. Right, it was like South by Southwest, and they were all there, but he didn't sit and watch the whole show. What I remember was he bothered him, got a picture, and then had to leave.

Lunchbox bothered him. Yes. Okay, he was 10 feet from me for the rest of the show. Okay, see, I just knew. It was different. I mean, and what's crazy is that was 11 years ago because it popped up on my Facebook feed two days ago. And I was like, oh my gosh, that time I met P. Diddy.

And you hung out with him. And I hung out with him. I partied with Diddy all night long and we jammed to 50 cents. What was the one time at the club in Vegas, he partied with someone. Jennifer Lopez's ex-husband. Oh, yeah. What's his name? Chris Judd.

Chris Judd. I also partied with the brawn. Also, happy-Berry. He was under the same roof with them for like 30 seconds. I doesn't count. Right. I know. And I remember the P-Ditty story because we're like, you hung out with P.Di?

He's like, yeah. And then somebody that's with him goes, he ran up to him. Like, can I get a picture and then got told to leave? But was P.D.D.D.E.10 feet from me. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So we hung out all night.

Pete Ditty. I got a picture. What up. Or that time you creeped out Gwen Stefani. Oh, my goodness. Oh, I did. That's right. She was at the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas.

Let me tell you, I was going to, I just got there with my luggage, and I see her walking out the door, and I was like, oh my goodness. And I run to her, Gwen, Gwen, Gwen, and she tries to ignore me, and I keep running. Gwen, she turns around. I said, can I get a pick? And she goes, yeah, and I put my arm around her, and her security goes, no touching. When you have to be told, no touching. And so I put two thumbs up in front of her, and I got a picture with me and Gwen Stephanie. I mean, that was unexpected.

That was unexpected. It was just like walking through the lobby of a hotel. The time that I was bracing myself to be embarrassed, I was with Blake and Gwen somewhere, and I knew we had done that segment, and I was praying to God that she'd never heard it and that she didn't associate me with that. Yeah. Like, as your friend. Yes. Once you ran into Emmett's, these stories are just making my friends. Emmett Smith. I know he has so many.

These stories make me cringe. But go ahead. I saw Emmett Smith. and Jerry Jones at Mietera San Antonio. They were eating at the Mexican restaurant They were having I guess training camp

for the Cowboys and I went up to him and I said Hey, can I wear your Super Bowl ring? Emmett told me. Why would you ask that? Why would you ask that? Oh! What do you think of?

Hey, here's the thing. And Emmett said what? Emmett said, no. Jerry Jones, here you go. Let me take a picture with a ring on. Oh, that's cool. What up? Yeah.

And then one time I was in San Diego. The Jerry Jones thing is cool. The Emmett thing, he went to Emmett to do it. Go ahead. And I'm walking down the street and a petty cab goes by me where the guys on a bike and the people riding the back. Polly Shore was riding in the little petty cab. The Wiesel. And so I ran back out to that pedicab and got a picture with Pauly Shore.

That's cool. Okay. What about the time, though, you saw Emmett in a hallway? Yes, that's it. You yelled his name. Emmett. Oh, he just ignored me. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I didn't want to talk about that. He's like, that's the ring guy. I'm going to talk about that. I don't want to talk about that. We don't talk about that one. Who else you want to like? Is that Bruno?

We don't talk about that one? You don't talk about him. No, no. What about Warren Sapp? Oh, man. Warren Sapp. We were in Indianapolis and Bobby and Andy Rodick were doing a sports show and it's a Super Bowl weekend. And I'm down in the lobby and I'm trying to get someone to go on their sports show.

And here comes Warren Sapp. And I walk up and I say, Warren, Warren, what's up, my man? Bobby Bones and Andy Rodic upstairs doing a sports show. You want to come on? we'd really appreciate it. And he just kept on walking. Didn't say a word. Cool.

Thanks, Warren. All right. Ignored you. It didn't even look at me. I mean, just kept on walking like he didn't have time for me. It's really embarrassing. What would you write your positive celebrity experiences to your negative, though?

They're all positive in his head. Oh, they're all pretty positive. I mean. Unforgettable moments. To them. Oh, to them, it's probably like 20% positive, 80% negative. Okay.

Oh, but I saw a couple of those people from a scarlet from me. Nashville. What's that girl's name? That Australian chick. Yeah. You know her name? Yeah. It was Scarlin on the show, right? Yeah. I saw her at the Nashville Airport. Scarlet! Scarlet! You never yell her character name. I was with him for this one. It was so awkward.

But Nashville airports, Nashville grocery stores, like we see people often. I don't feel like that. That's expected. I mean, I saw Dirk's Bentley at the grocery store and he forgot his wallet. I had to buy his groceries. That's funny. I mean, that's legit. Full groceries are like a couple things. I think it was a bag full of groceries.

He was getting a recipe to cook with his kid. He forgot his wallet. He forgot his wallet. He sat there and he sitting there going, uh, uh, and he looks at me, the register over. He goes, I forgot my wallet. And I walked over there and I paid for his groceries. That's a good story. Yeah, did he pay you back?

No, probably not. Didn't you try to steal his metal though, a songwriting medal? Well, no, we were at an event. Yes, he did. And I didn't try to steal it. And we were nominated and every nominee got a medal, except for us. At a dinner. And we didn't get one.

And I was talking to Ders. I was like, how come we were nominated and we didn't get a medal? He goes, here, you can have mine. And he gave me his. He gave it to me. He's joking. He's joking. Like, here, take it for right this second.

Wear a picture. It had a diamond on it. Like a real diamond. And so then I wore it the rest of the night. Dirk's was there. He saw me. We chatted. He got in his car and he left.

So I took it home. I feel like, though, Dirk's was like looking over her table like, and like with his people. Yes. And I think he was kind of like, I wonder when Lonefox is going to give me my metal back. Metal with a diamond that says the songwriter of the year.

And then lunchbox held it hostage for something. Yeah, yeah. Trade it for a kiss. No, I didn't trade for no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, there are no kids. All right.

All right. You have a lot of funny stories. Yeah, you want to know another one? Okay, we're running out of time. You know, Scotty Pippin? Mm-hmm. The old basketball player. I was 12 years old.

I was at the mall in Chicago. Scotty Pippin is walking into the food court, and I'm like, that is Scotty Pippin. And I see he has a bowl's head on. So I ran into the store, the nearest sports store, bought the exact same Chicago Bulls hat ran up to him. Mr. Pippen, can I get your autograph? You're a kid, like a young kid.

12. Vulnerable. I mean, just. You try to say it. Vulnerable. I wasn't going to trust it. Vulnerable. Vulnerable.

Yeah, yeah. And I see him with that. Probably innocence in your eyes, huh? Oh, man. So just like. Innocent. Yeah. A heart of gold haven't been corrupted yet.

And I've run up to him. Because he's very corrupt. And I said, hey, Mr. Pippen, can I get your autograph? No. Kept on walking. Oh, crushing. That's a good story. But I mean, for lunchbox, think about it, all this started when he was 12,

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The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2, 30-second skinny. Reba McIntyre is performing at the Oscars this Sunday. She'll perform her song, Somehow You Do, from the movie For Good Days. You can watch Sunday night at 8.7 p.m. Central Time on ABC. Dolly Parton shared during an interview with Mr. Nashville talks that she may turn her life story into a biopic. I've been talking about doing my Broadway musical, and we were really, really way out ahead. And then the COVID hit with that.

And then that changed my mind about a whole whole thing. lot of things. I do intend someday to be on Broadway, but I'm thinking now that I might do my life story as a feature. Thomas Rett shared how his kids broke his songwriting block. You just hang out with kids for 20 minutes and they're coming up with ways to have fun. They're coming up with adventure outside. Like, I think my creativity was re-sparked by them. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. There's a Louisiana man named Daniel and he's watching Gators at a canal. He goes there all the time and he sees a lot of gators there. Well, he's watching and then he hears a

scream. Down the canal, there's a five-year-old boy who slips and falls into the canal. He goes, oh my gosh. Oh, wow. I just saw like 10 gators and now there's a five-year-old kid there. So he does what I don't know if I would do. He runs over there. He jumps in the canal and grabs the five-year-old and saves him. Were the gators near the boy? Oh, this is a canal that's, there's always gators in there. I guess I would assume if they feel movement in the water, they probably go to it regardless of what it is. Absolutely. Yes. So, I mean, it says here he didn't think twice about it.

He jumped right in. Dude, that is crazy. Where was that again? It's in Louisiana. We used to go down into the southeast part of Arkansas, and there were rice fields and there were gators in certain places. And we would throw whole chickens in there. Oh, my gosh. And we would say every once in a while, you'd see one, pop the chicken.

Crazy. Oh. Oh. Wait. Wait, not live chickens. Full chickens. Dead. Full dead chickens.

No, no. Yes, dead, but we got it from the store. Oh. Yes. When I said live, I meant full chicken and I meant, no, no, not live chickens. You're like, dude, that's savage, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It wasn't live chickens. I'm an idiot. I meant full chickens. Hold chickens from the store. Sometimes it'd be frozen. It sometimes be frozen. And they would just go, you see them come out and just peg them.

I was about to say, this is supposed to be telling me something good. I could not like that. I could not live in a place where just alligators were everywhere. They weren't everywhere where we were, but you would know occasionally in the rice fields that you could find an alligator. Well, when this story came out, the fire department said, hey, it's springtime and summertime is near, check pools and anywhere kids can be because alligators will be there. Yeah, Florida, Louisiana.

Crazy. Down deep. It wasn't a live chicken. I don't know why I said that. I meant full chicken. Okay. But I did have a friend that had a snake and she used to put live rats in there. Oh, and watch that go down.

I circle life, man. Elton John said it better. It's right. It's a circle. All right, that's what's up. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. All right, let's check in on the news.

Bobby's Big. Stories. People are always looking for a reason to be upset. Looking for a reason to be butt hurt. Somebody has to be outraged about something. You understand what I'm going here. It's always something. There is a story.

It is a bit of a controversy now. right after Arizona beat TCU last Sunday in the NCAA tournament player was walking off the court and it appeared that he high-fived a TCU cheerleader's boob. Have you guys seen the picture? No. No.

Yes. Of course. I saw the video. Yes. And now he wasn't responding. It's bubbling into an issue. I'm watching it again. He basically bows to the crew because they just won the game

and he puts both arms out and just walking forward. And if it did, it looks barely. It just wasn't on purpose. And the fact that people are getting upset is so wild. And I could be wrong. I would like for you to look. If Mike, if you could show Eddie and Amy, just take a look at this. Lunchbox has it on a bookmark.

No, I don't have it on bookmark. He's got it up already. But is this not outrage for the sake of outrage? Because let's say he did accident. It just is so accidental. Amy, what do you think there? Amy's away from her desk right now, so she's going to come back.

What do you think? He's not even looking at her. Yeah, I feel like it's extremely accidental, and he immediately lowers his arm and, like, kind of tucks it behind his back, like, oh, I got to get my arm out of the way. I mean... Both schools are looking into it.

Okay. What's the cheerleader saying? Yeah, does she feel violated? She has not responded to her. No, no, no, I mean, Oh, I didn't know if she was a positive. I haven't seen. He hasn't that I've seen.

I mean, I just. I mean, because she's the only one it matters. It matters. Listen, if he had, if he accidentally touched her, I'm not saying he didn't touch her. I'm saying it looks completely inadvertent. You're right. He does pull his hand right away as soon as you realize how close it was. Yes, like his, and he tucks his arm back behind him, and he has very long arms.

Yes. Yes. I don't feel like this is needed outrage. Right. I feel like if someone had done this to her, purpose. Oh, for sure. Let's go to, let's lock you up. Go to jail. Somebody does this to a woman. That should never happen.

But, and I may come back tomorrow, be like, I was an idiot. But I think, I just feel this way about it. We put it up on the website. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't. I, if, if he did do that on purpose, like it would blow my mind. Especially right there. Yeah. Lunch about your thoughts? Man, I don't know, because he takes two steps before he touches her. So it wasn't like he bowed and then just his arms went out and touched her. He took two steps and seize people are there.

It looks a little weird, but he did say he sent an email to the TCU athletic department apologizing to her. She has not responded. So I don't know. Yeah. To me, it doesn't seem like it deserves the outrageous getting. A funeral home in Arkansas was sued after a man accidentally was cremated, preventing him from being raptured.

Oh. You can't cremated. If you get cremated, some believe that you cannot experience. Oh, got it. Rapturing following the second coming. I mean, okay. That is from KNO8 News. It would be, if I were a family and we had somebody die, I'd be upset if they didn't want to be cremated.

Yeah. Yeah. That would be upsetting. I don't know if that involves a lawsuit or not. I guess it depends on how angry they are. I feel like lunchbox with Sue. Always sue. Always.

Guys, the first step is sue. And even if you don't go to court, guess what's going to happen? Settlement. Bain. And guess what happens when you settle? You get money. Maybe there is some money that should exchange hands. But that's a tough one, huh?

Yeah. I mean, that's something you really got to pay attention to. Especially when it comes to some of his religious beliefs. Yeah. Yeah. You have to respect them. I've talked myself into thinking they should get a little money. But maybe avoid the lawsuit.

Like the funeral home should be like, I'm very sorry. They cost, they waive the cost of the funeral. They apologize for the mistake. They return the $5,000. So they're asking for financial restitution and recover damages. I mean, a cost of a funeral, that's a lot. So they're getting that back. I mean, the whole burial process, the whole everything.

But don't forget about the emotional distress. Are you sent to that now? Yeah, that's a key thing. When you sue, emotional distress is something you always have to put in there. You've never once sued in your entire life. Yeah, I've just threatened it. Yeah. But you've even threatened it to who?

Well, I mean, just. You just said it in his head. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like what? Go ahead. No, I'm just saying like I think, oh, I'd sue for that, but I've never been able to pull it off.

Okay. Stimulus checks for high gas prices. Okay. What do you think? Okay. I mean, it's tough times right now. They're talking about it. $4.

There are two representatives, and they are co-sponsoring a bill that would authorize $100 monthly energy rebates for any month in this year, which the national average gas price exceeded $4 a gallon. So just be a check going, okay, it's above this, so we know it's harder, so we're going to send you a little money to make up for that. I'd take it. Would you sue if you didn't get yours and everybody did in the neighborhood? Yes, absolutely. I mean, that'd be totally unfair. Absolutely.

There's a smash-and-grap, 30 seconds, and they stole $3 to $5 million and stolen jewelry. Whoa. It's crazy. A gang of five people invaded a Beverly Hills jewelry store on Tuesday afternoon made off with $5 million of merchandise in around 30 seconds. The group used sledgehammers to smash open the front window of the store. snatched up several items on display and then ran. Police said they arrived at what was led to be found a stolen car, but they left it there fleeing in a different vehicle.

Three to five million bucks. One stolen necklace was worth $500,000. Man. That's from the Daily Mail. Here in our one of the malls where we live, there's a little situation happening where there are young people in the store will be looking out for people, seeing what they're buying, if they look like they could have money,

depending on how they dress, and they call out to the parking garages, and they say, hey, they're coming out, and then they see them get in their cars and rob them. That's happening here. What? It's happened a few times. What?

What? That is crazy. Got lookouts? Mm-hmm. Whoa. Oh, my. If you buy something and you don't, I guess now you exit the store, didn't buy anything. That's what you yell out of.

But I don't think it's just the fact that you didn't buy anything. They're not robbing you for your kids. I know. They think I have, but if I did buy something, I'm an. act as though. They're also looking to see what kind of car you get into. Nothing to see here. And just put it in your Cinnabon bag and so that way they don't know.

You pull your pockets out. Wow, I really wish I could have to afford to buy that. Oh, I got on Cineabon. Wow. Yeah, stuff like that. I like it, Amy. Yeah. It's an interesting technique.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't you think that just attracts attention to you? No. No. No. I'm so sad I can't afford this. Maybe they gift you something. I'm going to put this on my birthday list.

Stuff like that. Finally, Luke Combs will no longer be performing at the 2022 CMT Music Awards. On Wednesday, a spokesperson for CMT confirmed a country now that the superstar is quarantining and has COVID-19. The old COVID-19. I don't know why. I just called it COVID-19 because it's written that way. I would never call it COVID-19. Nor would I call it Corona anymore.

No, that's gone. I haven't said that. I mean, that's gone. Corona. Way of the Dodo Bird. Yep. So Luke Combs is out. But Kane Brown.

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That's cool. That's good, huh? Yes. Plan checkers. Please. He's in a rocking chair. Please. So we'll talk to Kathy about that.

We do have a Garth at Pizza Hut. No way. That's crazy. That's Eddie's favorite restaurant. Yeah, he is. One was like Garth's at Walmart. Garth's at Pizza Hut. Garth at 7-Eleven on Slopee Day.

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This girl in Pittsburgh's getting married. It's a great day for her. It's her wedding day. But, you know, a lot of weddings all over the country. Well, she's doing her thing, and all of a sudden a guy comes up like, hey, get a picture? And she's like, wait, you're Tom Hanks. And he's like, I am Tom Hanks. And they took a picture and it was super cool.

So I said, where did you randomly run into a celebrity that had nothing to do with like a show or why they were at that place at that time? So a couple of these that I told you about. Kathy in Tennessee is on first. And Kathy, you met Keith Urban where? At Cracker Barrow in South Nashville. Come on. I think to us, it's just Keith Urban or Cracker Barrel. That's an awesome.

And that's a win in every way. Love him, love it. It's like the perfect day. So what did he say to you? Well, my daughter's probably his biggest fan, and she was eating just about to take a bite. She goes, oh, my God, oh, my God. And I said, what a matter? Is you find a bug?

She said, no, it's Keith Urban. And I had told my kids when we moved here, they could not bother any celebrity when they were out doing their own saying, that they weren't performing. And I said, if you want to talk to him, we've got to go now before he orders his food. And so we went to his table. He was so, so kind and so gracious. My daughter could say not one word to him, so I did all the talking. He did a picture. He gave her an autograph, which she still has framed, and she's 40 now, but she still hasn't framed.

He was just so, so sweet. And as we were leaving, we were in the parking lot together, and he said, goodbye, Katie, it was nice meeting you. and she was so shocked that he still remembered her name. And then when they got home, he was waiting out the front door of the basket of cookies, being like, I waited for you guys. Then it got weird. All that story checks out. Keith's the greatest, just the nicest guy, the greatest guy.

Thank you for sharing that, Kathy. That's a really good story. Thank you. All right. Have a good one. Bye-bye. Amber and North Dakota is on. Amber, thank you for calling the show.

Tell us what celebrity you met. I met Garth Brooks at Pizza Hut in Bismarck, North Dakota. You sure? I just, all this doesn't match up. Garth was at a random pizza hut in Bismarck. Are you sure? Yep. It was, he was here for a concert.

Okay. It was his last concert he showed in Bismarck in 1994. And he was just chilling and people were leaving him alone? Yep. He had a little personal pain or what? There wasn't anybody in there. It was him and somebody was with him and not sure who it was. And then myself, my then boyfriend, now husband and his friend.

And they thought I was crazy. Because I said, that's Garth Brooks back there. And they thought I was crazy. But it was him. And it wasn't the age of cell phones. And you probably didn't have a camera. So there is no. But did you all talk?

No. Yeah. Yeah, it was great. What she's doing now is written about. I was a blundering idiot. Amber. Yeah, I would be too. That's an awesome story that you ran into Garth at a pizza.

I wouldn't believe you. I mean, I didn't. And now I'm convinced. But I didn't. I'd have been like, come on. North Dakota, Garth's hanging out. That's a great. Amber, thank you for calling the show.

Really appreciate that. Yeah, thank you. All right, bye-bye. Let's do one more. Stephen in Nashville. You are on the show. Stephen, now this is not a country music artist, but a major star. Stephen, who did you run into?

I actually ran to be in our DiCaprio. What? Where? That's crazy. Yeah, so I used to live in Los Angeles, and I worked at an Apple store at the local mall. and it was not the Apple store that all the people that, like, the tourists would go to. So since it was just, like, all the locals would go there,

that's where all the celebrities would shop when they wanted to get Apple products. That'd be tough for me to work at a place where celebrities were coming in and to play it cool all the time. So how did you play it? You did Titanic Quote. I had no idea who he was. He was actually there for his girlfriend. He was, like, dating the Victoria's Secret model at the time. That could have been any year.

That's what, 99 to now? I don't know. I know, right? It was like 2007, but she was there to get her computer worked on, and so he was just hanging out, and they had, like, this little area for, like, little kids where they could sit and play on, like, play Lego Star Wars on IMAX, and he's sitting there on a beam bag playing Lego Star Wars.

And so then he comes up to me, and he starts asking me about some of the video games. He was like, hey, man, he was like, you know, what do you think of this video game? And I was like, honestly, dude, I've never played it. I've sold a bunch of it. Nobody ever returned it. So, you know, and he goes,

yeah, I guess I'll get it. And he's sitting there, he's, like, wearing just, like, Adidas pants, t-shirt. He's got a ball cap on, kind of pulled down, total nonchant. Classic. Classic Leo, right? One thing that I thought was really cool is, so work and retail, handled a ton of credit cards. Okay.

Every credit card ever handled always had someone's last name on it, at least their last name. name. There was a first and only credit card I've ever seen. It did not even have his name on it. It was just his initials which I was just like I guess when you're that big you don't want your card to say like

L DiCaprio or something like that because if you lost it, you know. But I thought that was really cool but he was a super cool dude. Like you know, he just chilled. Hey, love a good chill dude. That's a cool. The fact that he's playing Star Wars Legos for 12 year olds, hilarious.

I mean, I would do that, but I wouldn't think he would. Appreciate all those stories. Man, that's some good stuff. All right, next segment, this artwork that is invisible. It is very expensive. It's very expensive. It's very expensive.

But it's also invisible. So that comes up in a second. And then I have two voicemels I want to play for you. Somebody says they are extremely disturbed with what Lunchbox said on the show. And I'll tell you what that is. And then another one, he was on an airplane had to take somebody down.

Let's go. Yeah, it's good. It's good. All right, all that coming up in just a second. We're trying to save money from ordering out all the time. You know, postmates, Uber Eats. We're trying to eat a little healthier, you know, and that's what we do at our house.

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bones 16. Hellofresh.com slash bones 16. There's a French artist named Eve Klein and made this art. It's invisible. And if you have the receipt for it, it can fetch up to $551,000 in this auction. That's what they're predicting it goes for.

He has sold numerous pieces of imaginary art. I mean, this, if you can just do this. It's crazy. I don't get it. Who falls for this? Well, you guys don't even see this, but I just made a completely imaginary big bird right now made the legos and gold how much five bucks you want the burton urney though i just made this one yesterday i've also got a burton arny replica

but i'm telling you and people buy it it but i don't half a million dollars has this guy ever made something real though like or is that's also a great question like did does he get to do fake because he did real and people just go correct he could have if you wanted to that's different that's good i want to do imaginary shows people buy tickets to come to a show i never have it you You don't have to go anywhere. Like, hey, buy some tickets, and I'm going to, Invisible Me's going to show up and tell jokes. But did they put this on display at their house? Sure.

Sure, anywhere. On their toilet. In the car. No, they maybe have a wall. Take it with them. On a billboard. Okay. Well, you mean they show off the receipt?

Or, well, no. Or they have people come over and it's like this part in their house where he's like, this is where my invisible piece from da-da-da-da-da exit. That's where everyone thinks you're crazy, right? When you're like, look at this piece. Unless they're also so rich and out of touch, they're crazy. Oh, yeah. I mean, out of touch people

usually hang out of out of touch people. Sotheby said, that's the place, that he sold numerous pieces of imaginary art, which he dubbed Zones of Immaterial Sensibility.

The receipt for the auction, because he did this before blockchain, before NFTs, the receipt is dated April 6, 1959. He died in 1963. He was making invisible art

before invisible art was even cool. Okay. The auction house said the receipts are rare today because he invited buyers to participate in a ritual that involved burning the receipt and throwing half of the gold that, and it made the person the definitive owner. I don't even know what's happened. I know there's an invisible piece of art you can buy for over half a million dollars. Wow. And now you might throw invisible shows. Which, if I'm just going to be

the person who's being logical about this, you're buying the receipt for half a million dollars. Yeah. Right. Yeah. You're buying that receipt by this guy for half a million dollars. It is kind of cool, though, that it happened so long ago. Yes. That is kind of cool. That is from UPI. My mouth is so dry. I did the Grand Ole Aubrey last night, and I performed it stand out for about 15 minutes,

and I'm on some weird allergy medicine now. And yesterday I struggled so bad with allergies, but I got out there, my mouth dried up quick and fast. And because it's a 15-minute set, and all the artists do 12 to 15 minutes, I didn't take any water with me. And as soon as I get out there, I'm like, oh, no. And so I can watch it because I record,

most of my performances, you can see me taking a second in between jokes to do this, where you try to get spit, try to get it back in your mouth. And I don't think anybody else could. I think they probably thought I was just being, you know, I was thinking about my next joke, I probably evaluating something. But did that last night. It was a lot of fun. Those Tuesday night shows are tough for me because I didn't go on until 815 or so. But if you're ever going to go to the Grand Ole Opry, I would suggest you go on a weeknight, Tuesday or Wednesday, because the artists are in town and they're not on the road touring. You know, a lot of artists are out on Friday, Saturdays, and you still get some good ones playing

the opera on the weekends. But if you want, like, last night, it was Lady A. Awesome. Restless Road. Me, Ray Fulcher, Lee Greenwood. Oh, cool. So, I had a good time last night. Took Matt Jones, who's my friend who does Kentucky Sports Radio, and he's a big Lee Greenwood guy, who knew. Oh.

So they got a picture together. I did see that picture. Who knew? So, yeah, that was last night. And tonight is Christmas. But if Christmas could burn in a fire. This is what's happening. Tonight is Arkansas and Gonzaga.

This is the number one thing in my life is Arkansas football and basketball. Oh, like to you, this is your Christmas Day? Got it. That's not my wife or my dogs. Okay. I mean, still rates over you guys. But still, it's my number one thing. And so I wait.

I count the minutes. Six o'clock tonight, Central Time. We're playing in Zaggot. They're favored by a ton of points, by almost 10 points. The entire country thinks it's going to be a blowout. We'll see what happens. But it's like Christmas except Christmas could burn away in a fire, meaning if we win, it's the greatest.

Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho hit the Bing Crosby. If we lose, I watch everything burn away and it's not enjoyable at all. So that's always my analogy. Christmas morning! I hope it doesn't burn up! And I lose everything. You see all your gifts out there and write

And they're like Lit in the fire I will be on cloud nine tomorrow If we win I hope you win Me too I will not be on Any negative cloud if we don't

Because it's been a good run But I need a good Four to six hours afterward So what time will the game end Well you won't see me tonight I know about what time does it end Because you said four to six hours Yeah 830 or so

Okay we're good Yeah Oh my If we win parting? All night long. Let's go. I'm going to go back to the opera

and do another set and they're not even open. It's going to stand outside of it and do Joe. Yes, it'll be great. But we're just excited to be there. Wish I could have gone tonight. I have too many work commitments.

But it's going to be awesome. And that is my Christmas or it's Christmas that burns up in a fire. Damn. Which is, yeah, tough. That's tough. That's tough. Big day.

Megan and California is on the show. Megan, we appreciate you calling. What's happening? I was just calling because I was listening to the podcast yesterday. and you guys were talking about serial killers and truth crime and you ask why are females so like obsessed with it well like I'm like Amy and I'm like obsessed and I am also a psychology major in school and I think that's why like I'm fasting to figuring out like why they're like that

and what makes them like that and Amy's mentioned she wants to go back to school and I think psychology would be a great guilt for her yeah I do I like understanding I think she's on to something. We just, like, we find it so unbelievable and fascinating and why what would drive someone to do that. And then hopefully we're not driven to that point one day. I don't know. It makes me suspicious.

Megan, thank you. Amy's also fascinated with gangs. I'm just a little suspicious, that's all. Megan, thank you. Hope you have an awesome day. Thank you. I do want to play a couple of voicemails. This one is because Lunchbox said,

the backstory was he said if he played the lottery and he picked the same numbers every single time and he forgot to one time and then those numbers hit he would kill himself i mean that is extreme it is extreme and i do not condone that but he did say it and he believes it yeah what i mean that's just the truth right i do right so here's a caller upset with him i heard something that kind of disturbed me about lunchbox will mean to kill himself if he doesn't make an money or the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil and I really think he's kind of in love with the almighty dollar just wanted to play bunchbox that the best way they never succeed in life is to always be going after the almighty dollar trust me on that man my mama was in love with the

almighty dollar and she never got me away either wow he loves to say almighty dollar makes the world go round I mean with the almighty dollar you have options to do things travel you say don't chase the money, but you look at all these people, they're signing a hundred million-dollar contracts in these professional sports league. Everybody wants the money. You go where the money is. When a job comes to you and says, hey, would you like $25,000 or the people across the street offer you $50,000? Where are you going to go?

Well, it depends. There are a lot of factors. No, you're going to walk across the street. That's what you're going to do. Not true. What does that entail? That's not true. I've turned down more money before for my life being better.

Okay, 99% of people are going to chase the money. Okay. And finally. The almighty dollar, as I like to say. That's what he's going to refer to that. Here's a voicemail. We're talking about people having to take down folks on planes. Not flight attendants or pilots, but just random folks.

Unruly passengers. Yes, they had take somebody down because they're out of control. Here you go. Hey, Bob, you had an episode on airplanes. Well, I'm a former Marine. There was somebody that was unruly. For some reason, the stewardess. came to me and grabbed me.

I went and subdued the guy and held him down. They didn't have handcuffs, but they wire tied him down. And it was pretty scary for everybody around me. Thanks, Guy. I love you. Bye. I appreciate that, and I believe him. I just wanted to ask me. I want

that situation to be like a party on a Friday night. I don't want to go to it, but invite me. I just want to be invited to go. If you guys are going out, invite me. I'm going to say no, thank you. But give me the invite. made me feel good. If there's an only passenger, I want a flight today to go,

sir, you look strong. Would you take him down? Thanks for the invite. No, but thank you for asking me. So you get approached to be an ABA and you say no? Abel Bodies Assistant. My shoulder, my shoulder hurts. I've been to a lot of physical therapy to get this thing back.

I guess it just depends. But I would like someone else to do it. If I'm last resort, I would. But I just want to be asked. That's it. I just want to be asked. If I need to do it. I would.

I almost took down an old man once. He's like 90. Oh, wow. Yeah. I really wouldn't do anything. He was just yelling at somebody. Then he stopped. I think he, like, couldn't get his luggage down. No, I think that was a lunchbox one.

Yeah, I was about to take an old man down. He was getting unruly with a flight attendant. As you notice, we're only targeting old men. 90-year-olds. He may have been 85. All right. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead.

Story of the day. This story comes us from St. Louis, Missouri. Police got a call around 3 a.m. of shots fired in one neighborhood, so they're responding to the scene when one guy steps out in traffic. walks up to the passenger window, pulls out a gun, says, give me the car! And then he realizes, oh, no, that's a cop car. Tries to take off running, and they arrest him.

So he tried to carjack a cop car? Yeah. It was dark. Middle of the night, 3 a.m. And he didn't see police written right down the side of the car. Maybe it was unmarked. Yeah. No, it said his credit.

It said fully marked police car. To his credit. I can get credit. Dang. So then he goes to jail? Yeah, he runs away and police track him down. and arrest them. All right.

I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the day. We talked to a pilot earlier today. I asked a lot of dumb questions, but I think I also asked a lot of questions that listeners wanted to know too. Sure. I don't like to fly.

I do it a lot. I don't like to do it. So it was like, how many times have you thought you were going to die, Mr. Pilot? It really was a good conversation. So check it out on the podcast. But speaking of planes, Miley Cyrus's plane was struck by lightning.

I would... Something's coming out of one of the whole. holes if that happens to me. I don't know which hole. Your holes? Yeah. Oh, boy. It's a guy bag. I don't know which hole. But will you know it's even happened? But if I do, something's coming out of a hole. Okay. And there are three options. And something's coming out of one of them. One, two. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I got you three. The plane was struck by lightning while flying for a concert to Paraguay. They made an emergency landing. All on board were safe. She had to cancel her concert. Wow. And I'm

assuming her pilot wasn't our guy this morning because he didn't know. He told us. He said he can tell that lightning a mile away. He won't even go there. I've been flying. I see lightning right beside the plane. And I thought something was going to come out of a hole. And it didn't. But I think it might if it hit the plane.

So there's that story. I'm glad Miley is okay. She really is a national treasure. All right, that's it. We'll see you tomorrow. On tomorrow's show early. We'll have Marin Morris on. We'll have Jim Gaffigan on.

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