The Bobby Bones Show - Thurs Post Show (03-24-22)

Episode Date: March 24, 2022

We settle the debate from yesterday with new audio evidence between Bobby and Amy. Bobby explains how the podcast will work now after listening to feedback from listeners. He found a way to please both feelings towards splitting the podcast. We also get into another argument with Eddie about the theory he shared earlier this week. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Or you can give the Signature Cruise Experience's office a call at 888-381-4420. These spots are going fast. Book now, top shelfcountrycruise.com, or 888-381-44. 20. It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. I'm going to be Frank for a second. Hi, Frank.

Hi, Frank. Thank you. I can't go along here because I have a Bobbycast interview that got switched around a bunch and I got to do it in like an hour from my house. It means I got to be here. I got to eat and I got to do the interview with Mitchell Tenpenny. And so it ain't going to be super long, but I'm giving the people what they want, you know. Oh, we're going to have a chance to $100.

That's your one question? That's all I care about, really. We'll see. I'm not trying to take your money. We'll see out. Amy. Okay, Amy, sit out. Eddie's the only one to ever win.

Right. That's why I want to play. Well, let's go to yesterday. We talked about something and I was like, hey, lunch, walk, and I had a great day today on the show. They were good. I said, Amy and I were a little clunky because we were feeling weird. And Amy's like, I thought you were good.

I thought you were funny. And I was like, you said, I was funny. And she said, no, I didn't know if I did. I still don't know. We made a bet. This is the actual clip from the show yesterday. Also, what? How have they been more on than anybody else in the show?

I feel like you've had a great show, Bobby, but all of a sudden I haven't and they have. I don't feel like it. I feel like you've been funny, but I'm, I just been in. She said, she said fun. That's why I went there. But that's why I went there. Yeah, but I came right after you. But that's why I didn't remember saying it because I said foe.

Are you talking about the food? Yeah, what else is there? You said fun. Played the shorter clip, please. I've been funny. I've been funny, that's what you were saying. Play the original clip. No, that's like 90 hours long.

She took that back real quick. She did. When she was like, fun, no, maybe not. She started sitting there. I don't know who won that. I believe that. I believe I won that little bit. So that's the first thing I want to talk about.

Secondly, we have a new way we're going to do the podcast. Oh, after the meeting. Yes, and this is the announcement. And we'll see how this works. Now I found a way to make sure that everyone is satisfied. The people that want to half the show early don't want to wait until forever and the people that don't just want one clip of the show. You wonder, how would you figure out such a complex situation, Elon? Yeah, how would you do that, Elon?

Yeah, exactly. So, what we're doing is we're going to load up during the show. When we finish that first half of the show, whatever, we're going to load that up as always. Okay. The second clip will be the full show, the front part and the end part. So if you only hear the front part, you can get the second one, just go to the middle, go to the end. But if you want to listen to the whole thing without having to do multiple podcasts, just wait for the normal time. It'll come out, only play it.

Go ahead, poke a hole in it. Okay, maybe you would say it again. Because like, okay, say I want the front part, so I go get the front part. It comes out early, yeah. Okay, but then after I've listened to the front part, I want the back part. Well, again, you'll have the whole entire show. But then I'm listening to the whole one, but I'm listening to it. You don't have to.

You just take the little thing, move your finger. The second half of the show and then go. But you don't have to listen to that front part. For those that are like, we, those are we only want to part, I don't know what people say anymore. But it sounds like this. What would you rather people do? I don't have a rather. I would rather the people that wanted it early because they're like, where is it?

It's 4 o'clock. And I'm East Coast. And just because you are finishing the show on the West Coast, later, I shouldn't have be penalized. Okay, here's the first half. Or you don't have to listen to that at all. None. If you're a one clipper, wait for the whole thing.

It comes out a couple hours later. Just the same exact spot it did before. And if you want it early, then when you get the bigger clip, you just got to fast forward to the middle. Or re-listen. Well, you can do that if you want, too, but just take your finger and go to it. Go to it. Go from there. Do you think people are going to be happy with this?

I think it's good for both. I don't think everyone's going to be as happiest. I think there's one side of the aisle that wants them in halves. There's one side of the aisle that doesn't. And so I'm able to give everyone what they want, an earlier show and the full show in one clip. Someone's going to say, how do I know exactly where to fast forward it to? Well, you heard the last segment you just did. Yeah, you got to figure that out.

Yeah, but then you... It's literally a finger and just go, yep, uh-huh. Okay, that's it. Boom. Or don't at all. Just act like it doesn't come out early if you, that's not your thing. Listen to the one when it comes out in full context. Okay.

That's tough, man. What's tough about it? No, no, I think it's great that you're doing this, but someone's not going to be happy. But what's why? Tell me why. Because there's always something. Because they're not going to want to fast-forward it. That's too much work. And they're not going to get, they're going to be confused.

But it's less work fast-forwarding it than it was going. And first of all, it's no work. I know. It's no work. For some reason, people think clicking is work. Right. And it's less work than what it was if you already hated the work. Which, by the way, you don't have to.

You can listen to the whole thing by itself. You literally can act like that half. episode does not exist. All you have to do is nothing. Zero. If they started the podcast as soon as it's released. Yeah, go ahead. The first half.

Yep. Hit me. Will the second or the whole part be uploaded in time for them to finish? No. Because some people are going to, you know, you know people are at work. But that's not how it was going to. Anyway, it was in two parts. And it was a, okay.

I'm just trying to poke a hole in it like you said, man. I mean, the valid poke is the people not wanting to use their finger to go to the middle. That's just the definition of a poke. Yeah. Like, they're just, people are going to struggle with that. But, you know what? But they don't have to, if they're so bothered by it, don't listen to the first half. Yeah, I know.

The first half is only, it's like a bonus, a gift. Act like it doesn't even exist. It's a pre-sale. If you're bothered by the first half, act like it doesn't exist. It's all going to be there for you in that second clip. We're going to call that the early bird. It's a little gift, and the other one's the full. How did the meeting go?

Do everyone else agree in there, Ray and everyone? We talked it out. Was it more like you were just saying this, what we're going to do? Absolutely not. It wasn't at all. It wasn't scuba. We weren't in there. Yeah, we weren't invited.

I asked him, I was like, what? We did the same thing, but it felt a little smarter. I was like, poke holes in this. Yeah, pros and cons and like that kind of stuff. And what holes did you poke in it, Scuba? I took a hammer and I put a hole in it and then patched it back up. Yeah, I don't know. Is it being funny?

But we just, that's... Yeah, sounds like it was smarter in there. It was, definitely. Mike had ideas about how long it needed to be. Mike was talking about what time we were putting it up. We don't want to make sure. Oh, time question like me. Interesting. You didn't ask us to do that.

You said poke a hole. Anyway. I did. I did. Thank you, lunch, boss. I made fun of me. So how long? It doesn't matter, guys.

Anyway, that's what it's going to be for a while. And if you, for some reason, you're complaining about the episode going up early, ignore it. Don't listen to it. If you're bothered by going to the half, just wait for the whole thing to come up an hour and a half later and listen to it like you used to. And now I'm mad at a situation that hasn't even started yet because you guys have made me... You said it, and then you said home a hole.

Then you won't stop poking. And make sure you direct all comments on social media to Bobby. He see... Don't poke it. Don't do that to me. All right. I don't even want to do anything else now. Okay. Morgan had said this to me. She said, if a toy company makes an action figure out of you,

what accessories do you come with? What two accessories come with your action figure? I think mine is a bulldog and a cell phone because you can't do another person. Okay, so kids are out. That's a whole of the figure. Okay. So I'm going to do a bulldog.

You got to do the other dog? Not yet. OLDer. Old child first. I'm only going to do two dogs. So I do the bulldog for now because he's way more known. And you're asking me again, they'll probably both be in a little wagon or something. Bulldog and what?

Cell phone. Oh, yeah, that's a good one That's not bad I come with a puzzle and a bird Okay Eddie A guitar and a fishing pool Oh, that's fun

Yeah, it's fun Yeah Lunchbox You're making fun of me No, it is fun That's a fun He said fun I don't know

Go ahead It's easy, soccer ball And a bed The bed's perfect That's funny But the soccer ball He plays soccer I play soccer

I play soccer I know that And if you're in a situation You get in a situation you can use it as a weapon. Ooh, good one. You guys didn't think about that. Double.

Fishing bowl. Of all the weapons that I could be attacked with, I prefer the soccer ball. If I got to pick. Oh, yeah. Of all the weapons and all the world. It's like, well, we got to beat you down with something. Would you like me to hit you with the axe, shoot you with the gun, or throw a soccer ball at you? Soccer ball.

I'm going to go to soccer ball. I'm going to go to soccer ball. I wouldn't say an axe because I don't chop down trees every day. No, but you said it was a weapon. It could be. My guitar is a better weapon than a soccer ball. What weapon would you say it had to be a weapon because you're a weapon? I'm going to be a shotgun, 12-gated shotgun.

Whoa. Yeah. Okay. And it would be... I don't want my figure to have that. And it would be an intruder version, shorter, not sawed off, a little dangerous. Yikes. A shorter shotgun that I can navigate better with.

I have no experience with handguns. I'm quite versatile. I can move, do a lot of things with shotgun. It would be a pump as well. 12, yeah, 12-gauge. And probably, because I'm probably not going to be hunting with it. I'm only going to be shooting folks. I definitely don't want any sort of like...

I want like a slug You're gonna put I need like bird shot Buc shot It'd probably spread a little more Do the damage I mean go buckshot hold me Just take them down do one shot

You can just use a soccer ball What are you saying Amy Nothing I don't know I just was curious what weapon Nearly one third of U.S. workers Make under $15 an hour And the question is

Is that he okay with that Since they work harder? Oh my gosh Who came up with that question? You did Just a question. Someone sent that in. You're twisting my words and I don't appreciate it.

Because Eddie's theory is if you pay people less, they will work harder. Negative. Go ahead. I was just talking about college sports. If you paid them, they probably would be okay with just getting paid and not going to the next level. Whereas now when they don't get paid. They only have a limited lifespan. Right, in four years.

Yes. That's like going on. But I never said anything about people getting paid. and all this. Just say in that scenario, people, college athletes work harder, play harder than professional athletes because professional athletes

have already made it to that level. I also don't think they play harder. But that was my, that was all I was saying. Now you're taking it to minimum wage over here. We did talk about culturally what it meant too, and you agree. Negative.

You took it there. Also, why not be motivated by if you play better in college, you will make more, more than you make nothing so you'll work harder. Yeah. No, that's the opposite of what you're saying.

No, no, no, no. They play harder in college. In college. In college. Oh, okay, Googled it. 1.2% of men's basketball student athletes will make it to the NBA. 1%. But Eddie thinks they're all fighting for the NBA.

And if they do... So they know. No one said NBA. Do you know that you can play basketball in other countries? And even the D-League, there are lots of places these college basketball players. can play. Lots of them.

I bet on all of them. Ukraine's playing right now. But there's also international players that are covering out most of those leagues. There's an Israeli league playing right now. You can bet on them. That's how he knows. Instagram finally brings back the chronological

feed. Six years after it was ditched in favor of a curated feed. So now you can go in, be like, I'd rather just see it chronologically rather than. And I have a little theory about this. We all like to yell.

We want it chronologically. We want to see the order it is. Because that makes sense. sense in our brain we want to miss anything. What Instagram does is they're smarter than our brain and they show us what we like and what we don't want to miss. With our limited time on it, they show us what we don't want to miss. Now we go, no, we don't miss anything, but we need it in order because we want to see it as it happened. And we don't always get back to some of the stuff that would probably be more important to us. So I would compare this to daylight savings

time. Now I'm not a daylight savings time is chronological feed. Follow me here. Chronological feed, we're going, I want to zit out is. It out is. let's go. I just want it straight. But really, what's better for us probably, because they've done all this experiment, is when they curate what we're really going to like. Now daylight savings time, we're like, we don't want to change clocks. I'm that guy. Just leave it. Just leave it. We want to see it. We're going to do it in order to live it the same way we've been living. In reality, they've probably figured out using science that if we shift that clock once a year, that we'd feel better. I still stand by chronological and no change in the clock.

clock, but I can see where those two would be the same. I want to decide what I see. Great. And chronologically, I can decide what I see. I don't want an algorithm telling me what I need to see. But that's the dumb guy way to think about it. Whoa. Because I agree. I agree. I want to, every once ago, I want control what I'm doing. I want to see what I see. But if you only have a limited time to get on Instagram, sometimes you're going to miss the things that you would like the most, even though it wasn't in the order of having. But that's okay. That's okay. Sure it's okay because... There's this culture of that we can't miss things.

But I'm saying if it's all weighed the same, we would rather see things we like rather than just see things because they happen recently. We don't want to tell ourselves that because we want to be in control. But sometimes our control doesn't get us to the place that is most beneficial to us. This is like the fomo.

It's the fomo theory of we feel like we can't miss anything. It's okay. If we don't see a post, it's all right. It's not the end of the world. Even though our... You're talking about a little different. Your argument's completely different what's happening here.

And you just made up a FOMO theory. I don't even know what that is. The FOMO theory. I know what it is. But it's not the same thing. My point is... Technology or is it technology research? They're saying that we need...

They know what we'd rather see and how we would rather see it. But don't we know ourselves better than them? No. Sadly, they're right. So you think a computer knows you better than you know yourself. Absolutely.

Have you ever watched that movie? We're talking about real... life here. No, but that movie is legit. Sorry, say documentary. So, sorry. Documentary, sorry. I don't know the name of it. Have you seen that cartoon? What is it called? No. No. Not the, no, I know what you mean. No, the one about Facebook, networking, social. Canalytic Alamedica. The social dilemma. Thank you. No, never seen that. Make your kids watch that. Anyway, we like, my whole point is we like to think that we know and we like to be in control.

I would compare it to a kid and your kid thinking, I just want to do what I want to do. I want to be in control. But really, if they're up until midnight every night, and they're going to be they don't know why they're... What's better for them? Yes. But we do. For our kids. Right, but you, to your kids, are that algorithm to us. That's what I'm saying to him.

Okay. Okay. He doesn't... No, I get it. I get it. It's fine. I'm not going to argue anymore, guys. I'm tired. No, that's what someone says when they lose. You know what? I do that to Kayla. No, that's what I say. I do that to Kayla. You know what? I'm just going to be quiet and not argue anymore. And you know why I'm saying? that because I just lost.

That's my technique now. I used to go toe to toe to and just try to outwit her. I cannot outwit her. I think what's so dumb about our arguments is that there's no solution to it. There really is no solution to both of our arguments. But you don't have to have a solution when you're both presenting a side and one side makes a lot more sense than the other. If you want an ending, you kind of need a...

Oh, you don't have to end. I agree to disagree. You don't have to end, but I think I make more sense than you. Correct. And then when I take the analogy and go, you to your kid, like they think, we when kids thought, we got it all figured out, we know what we're going to do. We're going to eat cookies until midnight.

We're going to stay up, wake up at 6. We're going to get... No. The parent knows what is best for you. Do that? All of them? Because the parent has been around longer and seen more.

The same thing like the algorithms. And I hate algorithms. But they're amazing. Yeah, and it's called the Great Hack is the documentary. That's a good one. The social dilemma is the actual movie about Facebook. So anyway, chronological. Daylight Savings time.

All the same to me. They're both great. In conclusion, just to finish, because he kept interrupting my story, whenever Caitlin and I have a disagreement, it is the first person in my life that I have to go in prepared. I need to have a case prepared. And in my history of friends, in any relationship, I have felt like I could just raw dog and go in and be like, let's go. Raw dog. Yeah.

What about against Eddie? Raw dog, dude. You just saw me take him down on like two splashes. No, he didn't. So I could go in and just go up. That's what you call denial. Yes. Eddie's in denial of this argument and the fact that technology is.

You can't prove either of them. Okay, so even the creators of the technology are like, oh shoot. Like, whoa. We've made it too smart. We've created a problem. Yes. So. Yeah, Eddie, it's like sports betters.

They use algorithms to make bets. The good ones are just nerds that do algorithms. They don't have to do that. So algorithms know everything the best. They are the smartest things on this planet. So they know. They are prepared for us to give us the best. Okay.

Do you not agree? Sure. He doesn't. Yeah, sure. He doesn't know how to respond. So now he's the petulant child who just says, yeah. Okay.

Whatever you want to think. Because you don't think all these huge billion dollar companies would use humans if they thought humans were better for them would make them more money. When you're seeing live odds, More expensive. On draft kings, flipping around. To pay humans. That's not people going,

let's do a half other point. Yeah, I know. Algorithms. Yeah, yeah. Sure. Anyway. Sure. Can I get it?

I mean, my point is with Eddie, I feel like I can just walk into a room and be like, let's debate it out. Let's use our hands. I can find my way through the maze. I got my arms out and find out. Even if for a second I'm lost,

I trust in me that I can find my way. I cannot do that with Caitlin anymore. And my technique now is that like Eddie just did to me. Has Eddie just did to me? Has Eddie ever beat you in an argument? I'm sure at some point. We've just had, but not arguments. A discussion.

Sure. I'm sure at some point we've had so many that he probably lucked out. So many. We act like this is all we do. No, but we talk. We debate on stuff. Music. Yeah, we do, sure.

But I now see me and Eddie, because whenever I have to go take the elevator up a level and have a conversation like this with Caitlin. And when I'm just getting my butt whooped, I go, I'm tired. I don't want to talk anymore. Like what I just said. Yes.

So then you come back down on the floor and then talk to Eddie? And then I went and he goes home and does it with his kids. He goes down another level. It's a chain reaction. Yeah. There's an elevator going up and down. Speaking to parents, what about helmets and you guys? Helmets?

Yeah. Many parents admit they don't make their kids wear helmets. Oh, like when they're riding a bike? Yeah. We do. No, we do. But there's been a time where I haven't just because, I don't know, we forgot it or something. And then other parents call me out for it.

Like listeners that see your kids? Or just like parents going, hey, your kids don't have a helmet on? Yeah. Like. They do? Yes. I've had people. I mean, and it hasn't been often, but yes.

I've had people. Yes. And I'm like, okay, sorry, we forgot our helmet. But I mean, they're not wrong. Like one little accident could cause major brain trauma. So I'm here for helmets. I mean, that's what. I guess the question is, should you do it more than you do?

I know everybody wants to be like, kids wear helmets. But I'm asking for a second to go, oh, I'm probably not as good at that as I should be. You are good at it. I'm good at it, but there's been times where I haven't, and I haven't cared, and then I get called out for it. Eddie? I could be better. Because, I mean, whenever I remember, we wear helmets. We all put helmets on.

But when I, most of the time, they're riding outside, and I don't even worry about it. Thank you for your honesty. Yeah. But I also was being honest. Yeah, but your honesty was a lot easier because you're like, I do it right. Okay. Yeah, your honesty, anybody can do. I'm an angel.

No, I'm a product of head trauma. What do you mean? Your own? Yeah, like I hit my head when I was a kid and I think it affected me. One end on this. Bobby just goes on. He's like, uh, I'm sorry. How long are we into this? Checking. Because... That was funny.

I still have to go eat. I'm going to drive home. We've got to eat. I got to this interview. Want to end on this. Amy is congratulating herself because she took her own advice. Yeah. I did. So she took her own it. I would think that would be just living the way that you've learned. No, because this is a new way of living.

And then I brought the PSA and I was telling people, this is how we got to do it. So then I had to do it again. I also think this is great. But it's weird to say I took my own advice. Yeah. You actually just learned. You do that every day. And you lived according to what you've learned.

Go ahead. So a few weeks ago or something like that, I shared with y'all that I had to get this quote for like the gutters. And I got three quotes. and of the three, there was the lowest guy, like the quote, the guy that came and said. So anyway, my PSA was like, always get three quotes. So then something else came up in my house, had to get a quote. First one seemed a little high. I was like, man, I should get another quote.

It's annoying because you got to call multiple people. Got another quote. It was even higher than the first one. And I'm like, I just can't believe this. I got to listen to myself and get three quotes. Because last time I got three quotes, the third time was a charm. This time, hundreds of dollars. less. So obviously, quote number three

worked out for me again. Glad I took my advice and now I've hired third guy and I just hope it... And then he robbed her house. Then they were high. Because he was significantly less than everybody else. He seemed nice though said he'd been doing this for 30 years. So she took her own

advice and I think there's something to be said for taking your own advice. Yeah, because I didn't want to get three quotes. I do that every day with everything. I always take my own advice. I don't. That's called thinking. That's called thinking and coming with... But you have to admit, getting three quotes is annoying. I think, no, I think I would take your advice. I am. But I wouldn't, no, no, no, no.

That's your advice that he's taken. I would take, I think your advice is great. I liked it. I liked it. Because I would take your advice. Yeah. Oh, because you wouldn't get three. Right.

And I think this is a great thing that I'm taking from you. However. Welcome. What advice are you giving yourself like later today? My advice is I probably need to wrap this up soon because I've done this before and not had enough time to eat before I hop into an hour interview. I'm going to take my own advice. I'm going to wrap this up.

But that's not my own advice. That's just me living and learning and then reacting by it. But if Eddie were to say, how should I do this? I would say, you need to make sure you have some time to spare to drive, to eat, and digest for a second. Then I'd be taking your advice. Then you'd be taking my advice. Got it. But I feel like you're pushing it because normally you leave yourself enough room to get a flat tire, change the tire, and still get there.

I am pushing it because I owe it to this show. Yeah. And you know what? I'll bleed every drop out of this body. I don't even know. What's a dedication? I don't know. I didn't have a four.

I got there. I was driven halfway down the road and nothing, nowhere to go. Anyway, get three quotes. That's it. I'll do the 100 bucks real quick. Oh, yeah, let's go. Amy, pick a number.

24. Five. Mike D. Mike D. 66. Lunchbox. Box. 47.

56. You know what it is. Oh, it's still rolling. Eddie. 21. 22. Oh! That's crazy.

The funny thing is, 21's not near 22, but just the number. I know. Yeah. Yeah. Morgan. 67. 42. Ray?

I said 22 yesterday. I'm going to go 99. 80. Scoop Steve? Consistent. 23. 40. And lastly, Abby, the phone screener.

12. 43. All right. There it went. That's it. Feeling good. I'm just so irritated by the whole podcast part of this show. I think it carried over.

Don't get irritated. Yeah, don't be mad. You guys, the big brains figured it out. Not like real life irritated. You know what I mean, right? Yeah. Not like real life irritated. Those guys in the meeting.

But like segment and show irritated. Because as soon as I turn this mic off, I don't get crap about that. But like in the conversation when we're talking about that, I get it. I'm like, come on. Man. Because again, I will,

men and black meat, I don't even remember this in 20 minutes. That's great, dude. That's good you do that. Yeah.

Do I want the animal reader to read my cat over the phone or over Zoom? We're out of time. Ray, phone or Zoom? Shut us down. Phone.

Don't do phone. You got to Zoom. I did phone for the dog. She needs to see the cat. Oh my gosh. You need to sit there. I can't believe you're doing this. Okay, Ray,

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