The Bobby Bones Show - Thurs Post Show (04-21-22)

Episode Date: April 21, 2022

Bobby talks about a feud he got into on Twitter yesterday. Eddie talks about his kids thinking he is on PlayStation all day. We talk a little about the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial. Bobby reveals his screen time on his phone and we are shocked by it. Bobby plays a new song they just wrote called “Nobody Cares About the Opening Act” that they will be playing this weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And I guess I didn't think much about it after it was over. And it wasn't even a fight in my mind. What happens is somebody gets on and I think they said something about basketball. And I was like, well, this situation was all sports. So I respond in a sports way. and then they start to go after me personally and so then I just turned the volume up and dominate them so bad that I start to feel bad

I mean I do for a second and only had like a free hour yesterday and I was going pretty good and he kept quote retweeting me so people would see that I was even talking with him so I was just I mean I was pretty bad I was pretty bad to him yeah you gotta stop doing that man well here's the thing I mean I was really it was 9 p.m. that night I was like man I feel bad I I should probably go and erase those

because I had humiliated this poor guy. But I'd forgotten about it since 11 a.m. or so. And I looked, and he'd been going at me all day. I don't even see it. So he'd spent all day going at me on Twitter, and I'd forgotten about it. And so I laughed him up. But I still enjoy a good little Twitter fight occasionally.

You do. You love it. I used to do it hard. I used to go at people constantly. not aggressively on the offense, but I would see something and then go back at them. I wouldn't just take it

to somebody out of nowhere. But I love a good sports debate and then I fight. But then I started going after this guy personally because he came after me and he was like, me, why are you doing that? And I was like, you came after me? And then it was on.

Did you go after his avatar or something, like his picture? That's too close. Because with Twitter, it's like all you know is their picture. And let me tell you, I could have very easily. But I did have a little guilt because it was like the senior going down to second grade and is beating up a kid. And that did make me feel good. And I did go, I like to say cleanse myself.

I did go to pull the tweets down, but he had been going on me all day, so I left them up. So you can still see them if you'd like to see them. So I might even post this clip on Twitter. Oh, to add on. I only had like an hour yesterday to do it, to get in a fight. And then I have like a real job in a real life. So that was what I did yesterday after the show. I did not play any PlayStation yesterday.

look at me. Wow, proud of you. I can't. Because you were too busy? I was fighting with this guy on Twitter. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was doing adult things. Like, fight with somebody on Twitter. But that's my thing. That's my decompress. I like to get on, play for an hour, and I just stopped thinking about stuff.

That's my thing. And then I like to play again in the evening because it's fun, but I can't really do that a lot. Yeah, because wife's there and all that. Man, my time is when I'm done with the work and the kids get home about 3.30, 4. So I have like an hour window where I can play. But here's the problem. And my kids came in the other day and they were like,

they had no shock today. Dad's playing a PlayStation. I mean, that's all he does all day. I'm like, no, guys, guys, guys, no, I work. Tell him stop saying that too. Like really? I was like, guys, no, no, I work. And I got home an hour ago.

So when you guys come home and you see me to play, I had just started. You have to go home earlier and play longer because yesterday, you're up here watching Johnny Depp again. I know. They watched that whole trial up here together again. And with scuba were watching it while I was working. Like we all think he's up here.

Why not work faster and not watch it and then go home? It's just part of my system, man. Sorry, I'm sorry to interrupt. Nothing. I don't know. I just feel like we're all here watching him being like, why do you do this all day? And then his kids are at home and they're like, Dad, why do you do this all day?

You know? Like, I don't. No, no, no. They get home and they see me as soon as they walk on the door, I'm playing. And they're like, wow, dad's been playing all day. And like, no, guys, I just got home an hour ago. Yeah.

But it looks that way. I'm gonna see you play a lot to say that. But you could probably go in a couple hours. They don't just say that. Hey, Scoot was watching Johnny Depp, though. How was it trial? Was it fun yesterday? It was a lot of fun.

They were talking about the poop on the bed. Somebody pooped on the bed on that? Amber Hurd. Amber heard. Yeah, that whole saga a couple years ago. That's basically what they're unfolding. Why did she poop on the bay? I don't know.

We're not really sure because he even talked about how he laughed. He's like, well, what was it like when you got that text? And he kind of like slowly drew out that it was kind of funny. Like, how do you respond to that? She poop on his back because she was angry or sick? Angry. Angry. That's the whole trial.

It's basically him trying to clear his name, and that was one of things happened. I've never been so mad. I thought that was a thing. No. And then they were talking about, well, what was it, was it a dog or was it human? And then they were talking about the size of the poop and what could it be. Oh, my God. I mean, I just have never been, listen, I've been angry.

But I've never gotten so angry that I go, I must do something. It's always, I want to yell. It's very rare because I don't get rage filled really much. But I never go, I'm so mad. I need to take a dump. Right. Right. I got angry in my brother one time, and I put cow poop in his new truck.

I could understand that, though. I did not poop, though. That's like a prank. That's like a prank. That's wild. Like you put it on the seat or on the seat? Who's going to win that trial? I think Johnny will.

Why is this public? Because it's a defamation lawsuit. Oh, that's why. Okay. He is trying to prove. And it's Johnny Depp and Amber Hurd. Like, they're famous. I don't know who Amber Hurd is.

Actress. I mean, yes, she's mostly famous because of this. Yeah, that's the only reason I know her. and some stuff, right, Mike? Aquaman? Aquaman? I never saw it, but good. I was talking to my friend Steve.

Same person already talked to you for like five hours a day up here at work. But I was talking to my friend Steve and he watched the Batman and he said, because I text him last night and I was like, hey man,

and he was like, sorry, I fell asleep, I had to watch three hours of the Batman. And I was he had to? I had to. I said, was it not good? And he said, and I'll read you this because I was going to make Caitlin watch it with me

because that is a big one. I would like to watch it. And I said, was it not good? he said, it's good, but long, I wouldn't watch it again just once. That, to me, is not a ringing endorsing. No. Because I won't watch anything again, but I would never give an endorsement of something I liked to go.

I wouldn't watch it again. And then he said there was one thing he didn't, he's like, I don't want to spoil it. But he's like, there's one big thing. I'm like, don't even say that. Don't even allude to something you don't want to spoil because that's a spoiler in itself. Yeah, that's hard. No, don't do the head thing where you're like, oh. No, I mean, it's fine.

Only a quarter of U.S. adults will have cable in a few years. Yeah. I'm out. Totally. Cable free over here. It's not even weird anymore. I've been cable free for... I'm living that cable life.

Yeah, we have cable life. Yeah, we have cable free before. Cable free was... Cool. Cool. I think it would probably be better if we didn't. We don't need it except for live sports. I have live sports on Hulu live.

I know. But yeah, you're like two minutes behind because Eddie... Can't bet on that stuff. Right. If you text Eddie during a game, he's like, stop. I'm not to that point in the game. It's not. I'm like, are you not watching live?

He's like, no, I'm watching live, but it hadn't got there yet. I will not watch, Ray Earmuffs. I will not watch and gamble on a basketball game if it's on the ESPN app through my TV because it's 30 seconds behind if I'm doing live betting. Yeah, the only time I can live bet is during commercial break. Because I know I got three minutes. Or in between quarters. Yeah, this is what we think.

Okay, I had no idea there was a delay. But that's only a quarter of a cable. Yeah. PR Newswire had that story. The study says cutting cell phone use by an hour a day makes you more likely to exercise and be more satisfied with life. What if you walk while you are on your cell phone?

Good, sure. Cutting your smartphone use by just an hour makes you less anxious. I could understand that. More satisfied with life and more likely to exercise and probably more likely to read a book and more likely. Sure. Because if we, my problem is, I like to get on Twitter.

I'm entertained by tweets and reading the news and sometimes fighting with people. And so that will keep me from reading a book when it's book reading time. So yesterday I probably should have been reading at that point or playing PlayStation, but I was fighting on Twitter. But yes, I do love a phone. Well, I've had to work at it, but this year, what are we in now? April. How do I like on my screen time?

Mike? This is. Go ahead, Amy. The problem. Like, do audiobooks count as your screen time? Yeah, they do. Screen time? That's a bummer. Yeah, but like, if you listen to a podcast on your phone, I believe it counts as...

But what if you're not touching your phone? What if it's only playing through your phone? Right. Because you're not looking at anything. Yeah. That can't be true. I think it is true, but maybe I'm wrong. Because I listen to a lot of podcasts and my screen time is always around the same. Okay, here we go.

My screen time, my daily average... Can you pull yours up? Just go, Mike just showed me how to do it. I know how. Oh, okay. You don't know. By the way, there's a picture on my Instagram. The first thing is Mike and I standing behind my desk.

It's a real behind the scenes of the show. It's like the whole studio from the back, the glass room where everybody sits. Yeah, it's pretty cool. I thought it's cool, too. Yeah. What is your daily average, Jamie? Oh, dang. My son kills me with Roblox.

But three hours. Dang, that's high. Mine is six hours and 32 minutes. What? Now that's high. A day? Yeah, yeah. Oh my Lord, man.

I mean, you're on your phone all the time. Six hours a day. Wow. Also, during, I don't have a laptop here. You know what I used during the show? Yeah, the phone. My phone. It's almost, it's not totally, but it's almost like I don't need a laptop anymore.

There are a couple things that I do where I need. When I write, like if I'm writing jokes or working on a song or something, I need it. but I'm almost I'm 87% phone in my life Amy was laptopless there for a little bit That's a weird word to say Yeah when I said it it sounded weird Why was I laptop? I don't know remember like a few months ago You would just come in without a laptop and you're like I'm just gonna try to try it

Oh yeah I and I don't bust it out as much anymore and so yes I am All these words you guys are using this Topless I don't bust it out so where was it hanging out? I kind of I keep it in my toe just because I'm like okay well I want to focus on the show and if I distracted by certain things, or I can look something up on my phone if I need to. But yeah, I got to, my son's killing my scream time game. I'm kind of disappointed at that. Stanley's on mine all the time. Oh, yeah.

Mine is real, though. He's on Roblox or Stichuars on TikTok. That's great. It's a great time. I bet you I'm under one. Oh, you know. Grandpa. Mike.

She's making funny. You know, why? I don't know. He is Grandpa because he gave to Mike. He's like, Mike do this thing. You got a settings. Screen time. What's he got?

Let's see. Interesting. Well, I still am proud of myself because I know my screen time is down. 142. 142? 1 hour and 42 minutes. I know in my heart I've worked really hard on being down. And I had to detach from my phone almost. Like at first it had to be a conscious effort.

And now I just don't even think about it. And it's been very helpful for my mental health. What's your charging routine, bones? Like, do you have a charger in every room? And I sleep. Oh, yeah. He's one in his pocket probably. He has hand-charged it now.

I can actually plug my wiener into it and charge it. It's the thing I built. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. So I charge me plug it on my butt before I wake up. And then I'm fully charged. And then when it gets low, I just plug my wiener into the phone.

Okay. Even Ray was shocked by that little bit. What in the world? Ray's like, what's the stuff. Eddie and I posted a new song that we had written on our TikTok. And it wasn't a professional. We just did it in rehearsal, so the audio is not great. It's fine.

But the song's called Nobody Cares About the Opening Cauts. We wrote that about us playing Garth this weekend And so people are like, no man, we love the opening up. We find so many artists there. I'm like, no, look. No. It's a joke. Yeah.

And it says on this too, it says in the description, we wrote this because we are opening for Garth Brooks during his stadium tour stop. This is how people will feel about us taken from rehearsal. And then people are like, man, you're just so wrong. Here's who I discovered. Hey, it's a joke. No, but here's the truth. true. It's a joke, but it's also the truth.

All those cool people, I'd like, oh, man, I'm so into the opening act. You don't buy tickets for the opening act. You go for the main attraction and most people say, man, what time do you think the headliner goes on? Because I'm not going to get there before then. Which is also true. My point is that I wrote on here, we're not, but also

true. Like, we also felt that way that. That wasn't what we were trying to convey here. Do you have, Ray, do you have it? This is from rehearsal, so we should call this on the phone. We're going to play this. We've never played this before. Here is our song called

Nobody Cares About the Opening Act. Here you go. The ticket said the show started around 7 o'clock. You got there early set in your seats and you got ready to rock. Now you're stuck. Watching a band that sucks. You never even heard of these guys.

You should go. Wait in line for some nachos. Because everybody here knows Nobody cares about the opening You're the opening act And you know we're never gonna make it Wait, what, we're never gonna make it? Think that you can take it

Oh please just take it One day we might be a band you know The show Ladies and gentlemen Oh no A bus It was to meet coach must The security wouldn't let us

because we're the opening act That's good Thank you very much Well you can't say it's good Why not? I really enjoy it I really enjoy it You do

Like it's one of my favorites We're gonna play And I think that thing too And this is the reason It's so funny That whole buildup It's like They're gonna think guards coming out

We're like you want it We know what you're waiting for The story of the show Wait I can't say he though I can never say he I know I know Here it is

The rest of the song Nobody Cares about the opening next. So, Amy, your thoughts. I love it. It's already in my head. I've been singing it all day. I mean, bones. Have you known it all day? You just heard it for the first time? Oh, we've been singing it. That's not true. Y'all been, yes. I've, you've been playing in the commercial

Hey, we don't realize it, but we sing it all day. Yeah, all day. You should go. We had in line for the night. We've been doing it all day. That's not the first time I've heard it. Just tell you that much. Lunchbox? Well, I mean, I don't know if many people are going to hear it because not many people are there for the opening act. So, I mean, more people probably heard it on the podcast.

Yeah, more people heard it here than they will there. But hey, good luck, guys. I don't know that that's true because it'll be a stadium show, so people have to get there early just in case. And I think Garth goes on, like, right away. Yeah, I think Garth could go on anytime between six. We start a rumor.

So you better get there early. Sometimes people say he does a half set before we even go on. I know. Right when it starts. So, anyway, I posted that on TikTok. It was just our rehearsal last night. and people are like, no, man, you're... Well, no, I discovered Daughtry.

Dotry? He's the one of somebody said. No, he was on Idol. I discovered Dirk, Spentley. At the opening act? You did not. Yes, I did. You didn't discover him.

You saw him, but yes, someone else discovered him. But that's when I first discovered his music. But you would have known who he was later. Eventually, luckily, I got ahead of things because he was opening for George Strait. So when he opened for George Strait, did you start listening to him? Because you're like, man, that guy's awesome, and was going to make it? Yeah, I was like, this guy's good. I didn't even want to go to the opening act,

but the date that had the George Strait tickets wanted to go. My first date with him, blind date. Well, George Strait. I discovered Kings of Leon. Nice. Opening act, a long time ago. I discovered Lionel Richie. Nice job, buddy, because he had to open for Tina. That's right.

After he's already had 30 number ones. I hope we go viral like Walker Hayes on this song. But we... They don't have a dance. How? We need a dance and stuff. No, you go viral for any song. The most annoying thing now the artists do with their songs is when they, or sitting in their truck, I always don't play a little song, and they just point up to the words.

Like, that's just been done so much at this point. Everybody does it now. It was fun at first when, like, a new artist would do it that we didn't know. It was like, I just wrote this. Now it's like the generic thing that everybody does. Because I just listen to song as of mine. I think you might enjoy it. I don't know.

They just turn it up and you stare at their face. And they're like bobbing their head. It's like when someone plays new music for me and they watch me. It's so awkward. Very awkward. Yeah, it's a weird. Mike, are you annoyed? by that? Should we move on from that?

That would find a new way to do this? Yeah, that was done like a year and a half ago. Because I still see artists doing it, and I'm like, let's get out of the car and playing it over the radio, and that's old, that's dated now. Let's find a new way. Mike used to be in a punk band, though. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

What was her name? Everyday destruction. Wow, that sounds powerful. Everyday destruction. That's how I got my fake last name now. Deistro? Yeah. You made that up for the band?

Yep. With what purpose? Everybody does it in kind of the punk rock community. That's not your last name. No. You didn't know that? Lunchbox. Is your name really lunchbox?

What's his last name? What? Okay. Don't worry about it. Do you really not know? I wrote a letter back. Why would I, I don't ever call him, like I don't ever look up his last name? You know, you're being dumb.

I wrote a letter back to the prisoner. You did? Yeah, I guess we haven't sent it yet, but I wrote a letter because I read them both and we're going to send him a book. He says, hey, I appreciate the handwritten note. I found your insight in glimpse into life inside of prison. Quite fascinating. thanks for sharing and listen to the show.

Also, this is not the letter. I assume he can't listen to the podcast. I mean, he listens to the show every day, he says. But on the radio, probably. Okay. I feel like they can do anything in their bones. They figure it out. Yeah, they have computers.

Well, then I don't want to read the letter then because I want to read it for the first time. But anyway, I asked him a few questions with the final one being, would you be okay with lunchbox going on to visit you? Yes. About that. No, no. No, no, about that. I don't think we, I, what I've, people have been saying online is that we,

Hold on a second. English. All right, go ahead. We have to send it the book from Amazon. You can't send it from the show or a. That's what people were hitting me up saying. I heard you can send it from a business, but not an individual person. Yeah, I don't know.

I just had several people saying, just so you know, don't send it from the show. You have to send it from Amazon. I feel like other people would know. I mean, how many things have you mailed to do? Let's do both. Because you can still get the letter. They just pull the book out of it. Yeah, does that mean they take the letter to?

I don't know how it works. Mike. Maybe we need to call the prison. Maybe we need to call the prison and ask them. Let's do an addendum on the letter and just say, hey, we're going to send you the book from Amazon. And can we not just order from Amazon and send it to them from our name? Yeah, I mean, do you want to sign it? Well, if it's from Amazon, though, I can't sign it. Exactly as I'm saying. I don't really think the whole Amazon thing is true. Because think about it 15, 20 years ago before Amazon, people were still getting packages in the mail. Yeah, but they've been new rules in the last 15, 20 years.

Yeah, but I mean, Amazon can be the only way you get stuff in there. Yeah, excuse me, I'm just telling you what people online. line. People are you're wrong in a time. It must come from a publisher, a retailer, or a business. Okay. We'll send it from IHeart and media

and the story done. There. Wow. So you're on line. People to shut up. Well, you were going to send it from the Bobby Bone Show and that wouldn't have got through.

He says, I believe coming from the Bobby Bone Show falls into that category. There you go. Scoob a Steve. Well, let's not like an L after L here. Wow. Nope.

It's not said Lala la la la la la la la la. Is Scuba Steve angry about something else? Yeah, he is angry about something. Yeah, what's up, buddy? Nothing. I just, when it comes to people, so-and-so said online, like, shut up what they said online. Who cares what they said online? Like, dictating content, dictating things we do. It's true. Forget that one troll sitting behind their keyboard. Shut your mouth. We're going to do what we want to do. You're usually wrong. You understand. But those are fact checkers who look on Wikipedia or whatever. They don't know what they're talking about the first place. These people weren't trolls. They were trying to make sure that this guy got his book. I don't care. God, we're sending it.

God, I hope he doesn't get it now. I hope he doesn't get it. I'm cheering of him not to get it. Oh, you know what you too should do? No, no, no. Scoob and Lunchbox. You guys should. make out. What? I don't know why he's so angry at me. I was just bringing up something I'm not saying it's fact or fiction. I'm not passionate. You did argue for it. You didn't just present it as,

hey, maybe you should check out some people that said this. You kind of committed to it. I think he used the word everybody online. No, I said some people online. I didn't talk to everyone online, Amy. It's impossible. I'm joking. And also, I think Steve's just irritated about other things. Like, I could tell in his tone.

It's not necessarily just lunchbox. I think Steve must just be fed up with people. Online. Oh, online. Or just people. All people, yeah. Is it almost time for another scuba seat break? The human race.

Yeah. No, I don't need a break. I'm just people in general. He has to deal with a lot. People are people. He does definitely. And I have to deal with lunchbox today with something that we have to do. I'm just like, it's a busy day.

What do you guys have to do? Tell us more. We're going to shoot a Home Depot video and then I have a lunch with somebody at 1.45. Like a trouble lunch? No, no, not trouble lunch. It's with our affiliate from the Bay Area. Here in town? Yeah, here in town.

A new affiliate. 145? You're still still eating on the? their time. Holy crap. Yeah, it's 11 their time, one our time. And then I have to go home to do stuff for my wife. I'm just like, oh my God, so much stuff to do. Oh, and then she has to hang all your laundry. Oh, how terrible. She has to work a full-time job, hang all your laundry. Birth to your kids.

Millie moly. Lundrax, are you building something? Like at Home Depot? What are you doing? You know, I got some things. I got to go get it. He probably didn't know yet. Not, nah, getting a weed eater, getting some furniture for the back patio. Oh, you doing a thing with them? Yeah. That's cool. I love that. Let's see. Eddie wants to know how this is legal because apparently and you do a good job at keeping your kids' faces offline. Yes.

I've never showed their faces online. But this was weird. We went to a business hung out, had a good time and then it'd been a couple of weeks and somebody texted me and said did you know your son is in this promotional video? And sure

enough, I jumped online, looked at the video and there was my son right there. It was just him in the shot. And I'm like, I don't like this one bit. Like, why do they have permission to just video a kid and then put them on a video? I didn't like that. Is it a place where you got to sign a release? No, I didn't sign anything. Because some places when you go and you sign a release, it says you can use your, there's pictures taken away. I have signed nothing. Where were you? I mean, not say. I can't. It was just a place. Say to me. Place.

Why don't you write it down and show her? I want to know. Oh. Interesting. Yeah. So I didn't sign anything. You sure you didn't sign anything? Didn't sign a single thing.

Huh. We paid to go in. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, man. And right there in that video, there he is, doing his thing. It's like, that's crazy. Can I suit for that? I don't know.

I think you'd need to talk to an attorney. The cool thing about this show, what I've learned is where normally you'd have to call an attorney and they'd have to pay for an hour. We could probably just book them as a gift. guest, and you could ask that and get free legal advice. Or we can just listen to people online, but they're idiots. Shut up people online. Hey, listen. I would never ask legal advice people online.

You mentioned lawyer or I'm selling a house and every lawyer in real estate person. Oh, don't ever say you're selling a house or want to buy a house. Johnny, that's interesting because we're the place you said. Hey, Scuba, can we get a, I don't know, John Morgan or just an attorney talked to us about that? Yeah. Because like daycare, they have to ask your permission. It's a kid. Mm-hmm.

By the way, let me say this. Speaking of ads, Morgan's doing ads for some sort of mattress. Oh, I'm not. Crazy. Amy, have you seen her ad? Oh, Amy. It's not me. Just show Amy the picture of your ad.

Amy, this is crazy. Speaking of, like, they put Eddie's kids on an ad. We could do a double lawsuit. Two and one. Bogo. Is this someone that looks like Morgan? Just look at it. Remember the girl.

You're going to flip your crap. Oh my gosh. You can get 45% off. Okay. She's Amy, the ad got her. No, I mean, Morgan is selling me on this. Doesn't that look like Morgan? Zoom in.

That's not Morgan. Well, I can't. No, I can't see it. That is Morgan. I don't even want to really promote it. So can we like blur it, Mike? Sorry. That's Morgan.

Did you ever take a picture like that for something else? Like, I don't even think I have a photo like this on my Instagram somewhere. Does that look like you? To you? Yes. Like when people keep tagging me and I'm like, is it me? But the hair is a little long. It's the only thing I can tell.

that's different. And those are not her arms. The hair is long, that's right. But it's a doppelganger. Do you think they photoshopped her face on that? No. Looking at that, I think they did. I think they put it in a different arm that used Morgan's face. No, they didn't. Double lawsuit. Can we contact the company and say, who is this model? Because we have a girl that looks strikingly like her and we think you stole her face. Oh, man. Yeah, like multiple listeners have tagged me. Look at that blonde in that picture. Is that the No. It's not okay. You did?

That's wild. They wouldn't do that, right? Bones? Why would they know? I don't think so. I don't think they would. Yeah. Let's see. I'm gonna try to zoom in and get a closer look at that. I don't think they would. I think it's probably somebody who looks a little like Morgan in real life, but the angle and everything is per- But it's so close. That is crazy. And you can watch this on the video. Scooby, do you see that? It's too. Hold on. Yeah.

It's like they took two faces and put them together a little bit to try to disguise it. Like Morgan with Reese Witherspoon. Wait, so you see somebody, you don't see Morgan there? I mean, it's definitely not her, but it looks like it could be her. It's definitely not her? Yeah, it's definitely not her. I can't say that. I put the odds of it being her, like they photoshopped her face, at about 20%.

But that's a high number. If not, and she has a doppelganger that close to her. That'd be awesome. That's pretty amazing. Unless they're right. That sucks. Okay. Well, I think that's going to be about it for today.

I did hear, though, before they did that Angry Amy's back. What? That you flipped out on. She showed up again. Oh, yeah. I did it jokingly. No, you stop it with the jokes. I did it.

Eddie just exploded. Because it's not a joke. No, both times she says, oh, it's a joke. And she even tried to be. Oh, there's audio of the guys making this up. It hasn't been a joke. Oh, my gosh. What happened?

They are so loud. They're so loud. And I'm doing spot. For Kevin. Commercials for the audience. Who's Kevin? Kevin, our producer. One of our audio producers, Kevin.

And it's just crazy to me how loud they are. And so I was like, okay, here we go. So I opened the door and I see Gator. And I'm like, I think I don't even remember what I said. I was joking. It's a guy high up in the company, man. I said something like I looked at Gator and I was like, it's like we're not even in a radio station up in here or something like that.

I don't remember what you said. Are we not in a radio station here? I'm trying to record. There's a difference. Why, because they just... No. No smile. Yes.

And then Bones, again, the door slam. Okay, yeah. That's huge. Well, Bobby's door, I was in his office. It's sensitive. And so it slammed on its own. But it is just funny to me how people roam these halls. A lamb on its own.

Yelling. I felt bad for Gator. I did. Oh, come on. Gator's fine. Okay. You want to... Went some cash?

I would like to talk to Gator and see if he thought I was really... Well, then why don't you hop over to his office in a man? Give it a whole time. Let's see if he thinks I was joking. All right, 100 bucks online. I'm tired of it. Let's hit it real quick. Defamation.

Like Johnny Depp. No, defamation. That would be written. Slander would be spoken. Oh, you lost your case. L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L. Taking those L, L, L, L, L L L. All. All.

All right. Is she, is she? Oh, that's her, Mike. We found her. We found the girl. We found the girl. Can you zoom in? Did that girl on the left?

Let me see. It looks kind of like Morgan. But at the right angle, it could look exactly like her. And it is... Really? That one looks just like Morgan, doesn't it? Let me see. Hold on, I guess.

We need to get this model on the phone. Mike D, can you hold it up? Is she from Kansas? The post show. Wait, Amy. Amy, we're moving here. Yeah, we have to ask you something. Do I have permission to put you on speaker?

No one is listening. We don't care. Mike, can you hold that up? You realize how interested Bobby wasn't not in that story? Because he just moved right along. Hold it up, right? Okay. Hey, Gator.

Yeah. Was I? You do that bit. We're going to do this bag. Wait, so this girl just sleeps, Mike? Okay. Hold on, Gator. That looks just like him to.

Yeah, that's wild. Okay. All right. All right. What's up? What do we? Oh, Gator, you think you know why I'm calling? I do think I know why you're calling, yeah.

Which is? I think you're calling based on you're going to ask me if you were mean or not yesterday when we were loud in the hall while you're doing your podcast in Bobby's office. And the answer is? Oh, my answer. Because that is, it was, Amy can't do anything really mean. It was Amy mean. Like that's a different level of mean than say, Gator Maine or lunchbox mean or Bobby mean. Sounds like angry Amy to me.

It was Amy mean. So you could tell she was frustrated. But she was really nice about being frustrated. I hear passive aggressive. I did too. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Thank you. Oh, you're hanging up. Now, la, la, la. Go, go. Take the L, la, la. Everybody taking L today. Lo, la, la, la, la. Thank you, Gator.

She's going to text him and she goes, that is not what I wanted you to say. That's not what I, no. Everybody. This is, I'm just talking. You know what? All right. Fine.

Maybe it was angry me. I didn't feel like I was being that angry. But it is quite frustrating when we have stuff to get done. Everyone is so loud. All right. All right, money time. Money time. Money time.

21. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. What is it? He's lying. You're tricking us with your face. 54.

She can have your number. She gets any number then. It doesn't affect you one bit. She knows it's my number. It doesn't affect you one bit. It's disrespectful. Mike D. You have a hundred-sided dice.

Pick the number, win the money. 91. 89. Lunch box. Yeah. 47. 17. Ah, dang it.

Mark Gray, shout out. Eddie. 21. Four. Morgan. 27. Come on. 30.

Dang. Sometimes that has to stop rolling. Ray. Got to go with 21. 60. Oh, hilarious. Oh, you guys pick 21? What a jerk.

Forever. And then somebody wants on it, but hit. 21 forever. Why did you say that? Forever 21? Oh, that's what it is. Scuba. 23.

Four. Abby. Oh. Abby. Son of a word. Abby. 13. 15.

That was close. That word almost came out. That word won't come out. It's crazy. You can do that. Yeah, word won't come out. I don't say it. I almost said the F word when I caught pull behind me.

I didn't say it. I was like, oh. Yeah, I talked about that. I was like, wow. Okay. Anybody want to go? Did everybody pay me yesterday? Dude, for real?

I know, you got my money. For real, I woke up this morning and I was like, should I take some extra ones for the game? But I said, no, I'm not going to do that. The crazy thing, it's even odds. Like, you have great odds. I don't have any advantage. So when you go to Vegas, you're at a disadvantage.

I know. You have the advantage. You have 99 numbers. Right, but you could literally go 100 times and only have to it one of those of 100 times. Right, but you have 99 numbers. We only have one number. But I'm also wagering it 100 versus one. What are you talking about?

No, no, no. If you think that your odds are better than mine, you don't understand math. And I'm not even going to argue. Well, I get it because the pay out, you have to pay 100. it's literally 100 to 1. That's, yes. That means $1 versus my $100. In exchange for that exact scenario,

of you winning 100 versus 1, I get 100 numbers versus your 1. We've already played this game where like you can roll it 200 times and maybe never hit the number. But mathematically, if you're arguing, I cannot talk to you anymore because you do not understand simple concepts. We have the worst odds.

That's why our payout is so much. That's not... That's absolutely right. No, no, the odds of you winning each time, but also the odds of me winning my money back, making $100 bucks is the same. If we had the better odds, then we wouldn't get paid as much. Correct. We'd get paid 50 cents on the dollar.

What? That's why your odds are better. No, no, my odds aren't better. The money I'm putting up is the equalizer to the odds. Oh, my God, I hate to tell you. You guys are killing me. You're not smart enough to talk to us. Mike, put them in a remedial, like an online math class.

Where there's a will, there's an A. Okay. So you're saying, you, I took that. Really? Yeah. It's good. The,

the odds that you guys have matches the money that I'm overpaying if you win. Okay. If you were to take this dice and roll, and pay $1 and get 100 rolls, odds are,

you would hit one of those. It's one and $100. I'm, you're up $1 to $100. If we were playing Vegas rules, you'd be one, and I'd put up 90. Right.

That would be me having an advantage. I have an advantage each time to win $1. Yes. To win $1. But I don't have an advantage on winning and breaking, winning $100 from you guys. You have the money advantage of winning more money. Right. You have the advantage. I get it. The 100th time we have the advantage. No, that's not true. No, that's also not true. I know what he's saying. I know what he's saying. That makes sense. No. That's also not true. Okay. Anyone want to play? I said no this morning. I'm sticking to it. Okay. Now, because that's going to kill... It's just going to take it. It's just going to Take me one roll on like 37 and I'm gonna lose, I mean, you know, 60 bucks behind.

You're not, you will roll at 200 times before you hit your number. Maybe 300. That'd be awesome. Scooby, you want it? Or does he only go 15 bucks for the 10 spot? Ray, do that. I don't have a game for that. Okay, what about five spins?

What does that do? One dollar spin. Or you can pick five numbers. So yeah, I want to pick five numbers and then what is that? So then I can win 100 bucks for five numbers? I mean, now Vegas is making up games? No, no, no. But listen.

Y'all pick five numbers for five bucks. If he has $5. Oh, he can do it. He can pick five numbers. It would be like you going, I'm going to spend $99 to buy 99 numbers. Yeah. This is all on one roll. I'm playing lottery at this point for me.

This is all even money. These are even money bets. No winner, just for fun. I'd probably go to jail as soon as I'll like fix the eye. They bust in and take me to jail. All right, so you're going to pick five numbers. What are those numbers, scuba? It's going to be 12, 14, 23, 29, and 32.

Will you say those again? 12? 12. Oh, I remember those numbers. My numbers always. 12, 14, 23, 29, and 32. And Mike, I'm going to have you come watch the dice. We got action, boys. We got action. Call the pit boss.

Everybody up. I'm going to get bloody merry for this. I'll have a mic. Watch it. Just because I'll lift my head up. Okay. Here are the numbers. Do you see that number right there? Do you want to call it out? 61.

Not even close. Cool. That's what it feels like to lose gambling, huh? You know what? I think I'd like to take 99 numbers. $99. Yeah, to win 100. Okay.

That means you lose a buck, bones. No, no, that means I win $100. I get to keep my money. You don't have $100. No, you have to pay me $99 to get a roll. I am not sitting here for $99 rolls. You have to pay $99. It's like betting.

It's like roulette, man. If I put $100 on red, I get $100 back. But it's out there. The money's out there. $99. Give it to them. Right. But then he has to be.

give me a hundred back. That's right. So he's going to lose $1. No, he's not at $99 in his. Oh my gosh. It's like roulette. So that $100 on the table is... It costs you $99 to play the game. It's like betting a baseball game. That's different. He didn't give you the $5 until you lost. But it's the same.

He already owes it to me. So you would only pay him 95, is what you're saying? I would let him keep the 5 and give him 95 more. That's what I'm asking. I thought, if I put 99 out there, I still win $100. Dang, let's play. Do you understand because I'm roulette, you put $100 out there?

I completely understand. Yes. So you're saying it's like a baseball game. But you also have worse odds at roulette too. Right. Even there's no 50-50, even on red and black, because the green zeros. Yeah. Yeah.

Now that they have three greens, it's really not cool. Yeah, it sucks. And it always it's green. I don't know. Anybody want another shot? I turn it up. You're not going to do lunchboxes bet? If he wants to bet $99 bucks for a $1 shot, it's just not worth that money to win a dollar.

Eddie, so I was trying to game the system. Different. But he was on top of it. I thought I had him. I thought I thought I was going to sneak one by because. I was like, heck yeah, this is about to be funny as crap. Okay. Last chance.

Ray's itching. No, I'm not giving it into addiction. If my wife was here, I could do it. You want to call her real quick? I mean, we called Gator. Might as well call your wife. Hey. All right, that's it for the show.

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