The Bobby Bones Show - Thurs Post Show (05-12-22)

Episode Date: May 12, 2022

Bobby starts by talking about a radio host who is going to broadcast in Poland. We got into some news stories from the day that we didn’t get to during the radio show. Later, we call Bert to talk about his trip to Poland. He shares why he is going there and what his mission is. Raymundo shares a new show he is loving on Hulu with Jessica Beil. And Amy’s son is learning how to use deodorant.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And this guy that I know, his name is Bert Weiss, he does a show in Atlanta. And he is going, and I guess we're doing this on the show, I don't know. But he's going and leaving tomorrow for Poland, Ukraine, the border there, and he's staying in a farmhouse with strangers. That's crazy. But you might die. What's you going to do? He's, I think he, I don't know. I mean, a heck of a bit.

But I don't know if, like, he's doing it as a media journal. I wonder if I still have his number. I haven't met, and I know him fairly well, but it's crazy. He's just going to go down to flat of Poland. I don't know if he's doing the show there. Let me see if this still his number. Hey, man, still your number? Well, the worst is if he does that mine, he's like, who's this?

Hey, man, still your number? Okay, boom. He's a, yeah, radio guy in Atlanta. That's some crazy stuff. Yeah. The bird showed a broadcast from Poland as host works to help refugees. That's really cool. If so, good for him.

And I hope he stays safe. That's awesome. Because that is a lot. But, I mean, Mike and I went to Costa Rica, not the same. Very different. But we had to set up our internet. It was tough. And this, again, not the same.

We had to work. We had to the show for a month down there. How's he doing that from a farmhouse? They can't. Well, they got dial up? What kind of internet they got on there. That's crazy. So yeah, big hello and kudos to the guy.

Bert Weiss from the Bert Show on Q99.7, who is headed to Poland. Now that's a bit. Why don't lunchbox do that? That's what I'm saying. Why don't we send Eddie? Why is it got to be me? Well, you're the street guy. No, anyone walked.

That's the same thing. But I'm saying like... Not walking to Poland, dude. In like the news world or the sports world, people have beats. You know, like South Palantone. You know, he's there. Political beat. You know, he's there for the Eagles.

You know, these people are covering this campaign. Your beat is out with the people bringing in an audio, doing crazy stuff. So here's what would Eddie's beat be? Oh, he has video. He can't leave. He runs the whole video. I have to. I have to look.

Right there. But that's literally his job, is that. Okay, I'm just checking. I ain't going to Poland. Why not? No, I'm not saying go to Poland, but I'm saying, sure be cool if he did. Not that now, but maybe like Afghanistan. No, Brian.

Not. No You can probably Oh, oh, oh, if I can pick anywhere Come on Say it with me North Korea Oh yeah

You do great there I think I'll pass Report back Buddy We're gonna send deal with some squid game Watch it show up to people Remember those people They got put in like permanent

Oh I thought they got jail Did I think they got Did they get killed I thought they got sent to Like permanent prison They got permanent Hard labor

I mean All because they showed people That Oh no Western Entertainment Dang Yeah, that's tough. Let's see.

A monkey escapes from their owner at the Dollar General in Texas. So we'll talk about that in a second. And then also, the rock, not the wrestler, not the actor, but the largest white diamond ever is auctioned and sells for $21.9 million. Wow. I mean, to go into that auction? Because you've got to have a limit. Like a, okay, I'm only going to spend up to $100.

Oh, is it $21.9 million? Yeah, you know how much you're going to spend. And if you buy that, I guess you don't break it up and sell little pieces of the diamond as little diamonds. You might. Because, you know, some people buy a big old block of cheese. Sure. Or a tuna.

Like sometimes people buy a tuna for a million dollars. Yes, and they sell it. Cut it up and sell it. Police and Texas are asking the public to be on the lookout for a seven-month-old capuchin monkey that escaped from its owner at Dollar General. Lawrence Jolly, the store, said the monkey's owner coming to the store to buy a bottle of water.

She came, she bought a bottle, said this from a pet monkey. Then the diaper-wearing monkey went into the wooded area behind the store, just took off. Can't find it. Oh, the monkey is okay. That's my concern. Monkeys are illegal to own as pets in Texas.

Legal? Mm-hmm. Legal. It's a Capuchin monkey. They live 15 to 25 years. I just hope that the monkey is okay. And that it doesn't dehydrate, die of thirst, die of hunger, that kind of thing.

And then, yeah, this diamond. It's a 228.31-carat masterpiece. Was sold to a person whom Christie's refused to name or even cite where they live. They said male, early 40s, odd haircut, kind of look like Doug funny. Oh. The camera on.

I'm like... You know the camera on them? Oh, yeah. Yeah, if I could afford that, I wouldn't be here. But if you could afford that, what would you have? I'd have a lot more. I'd have an island. I'd be so rich.

I wouldn't even work. But I don't think you understand what... You can buy a little island on the lake. Island. But you can't buy like a whole ocean island and also have a big house there with boats and stuff. You don't think so. plumbing, electricity. I think you could, but I'm saying for what you want,

it's like getting a really expensive car, but putting bad tires and not being able to afford to put a radio in it. You know? Or having a big house and you can't pay the electric bill. But that's what I'm saying. If I'm able to afford that diamond, then I would be able to afford to...

$20.90. Okay. Yeah. You can buy Cave K in the Bahamas. There you go. For $60 million. Okay. The island. What does that come with?

60. No, it's just the island. It's just the problem. There's a couple houses in a boat dock. Boom. But I'm saying you can't afford that. It's only one third of what you have. If I'm spending all my money on one diamond, then I'm an idiot.

Yeah, he has way more than that. That's what I'm saying. No, no, no, but our limit was 20 because it's what it was. If you can afford that, you have $21 million, what do you do? And you say you buy an island. Yeah. The cheapest one I can find here, Frozen K and Alder K in the Bahamas is $29 million. Boom.

You still $8 million. Oh, you still take a loan. Guys, interest rates are great right now. All you have is $21 million, so what are you going to put $10 on it and then take a loan out against the other 10? No, I'll just take a loan on another eight. Hmm? Yeah. What's going on over there?

She's asking me about something else. Oh, okay. I got $21 million. I'll pay that and then have an $8 million loan. The disgraced jail boss, Vicki White, who was out running with the Alabama guy, he should end up dying, was voted. Employee of the year five times was set to receive the award again. This week, yeah. So now they think that maybe he shot her?

Well, I have the original report. look at the autopsy, the coroner will have to confirm, but that's what one of the police chief's theory was. But I guess in some of the 911 audio, she can hear him saying, see, and you had to stay in a blanking motel. Like, she was mad at him because she probably wanted to stay out in the woods somewhere, and he wanted to stay in a motel. I see they are re-maybe, maybe investigating something word. They're looking back into the case of the suicide of his past girlfriend. Oh, I didn't see that. I believe that's what I read. I do finger quotes because they said it was she killed herself.

Oh. But now they're like, did she? Because of what had happened. Yeah, and they said that it looks like they had a trial run three days before this happened. Like she got him and took him to court or something. Oh, not on the whole escape. I was like, Indiana. But just seeing if they could get him.

And they went back. Yeah, suicide death in 2008 of Casey White's girlfriend to be reopened by police. Wow. Man. The Tinder app banned a woman in Rhode Island for life Because she was using the platform to recruit people to join her kickball team What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that?

What does kickball stand for? I don't think kickball is like No kickball is like where you roll the ball and you kick it Amy You're just not using it for love is that what they're saying Rhode Island kickball player Jiana Pecky was banned for life from Tinder When she was using the app to recruit teammates She said one day I went to log in and it said ban for life

for life. A Tinder spokesperson at the company reviewed its decision and found that she was banned inappropriately, but she would host

dinner meetups, people who were interested and they could meet up and she'd be like, hey, would you like to play kickball? That's hilarious. I mean,

that's pretty funny. Here's Bert Weiss. Hey, Bobby sure is. Can you talk for a second? We are on air about Poland, right?

Yes. Free? Okay, we'll see if he We'll talk I haven't talked to him in years and years But I think it's such a crazy thing That's quite the sacrifice It's quite dangerous

It's really cool Yeah, I was reading through his Twitter And he said that He just is This like he's falling his calling And he feels like he had a meeting about it Any small anxiety he had It completely went away

Because of the group he's going with He feels super safe Unless the group is a bunch of Navy SEALs Yeah I probably still got that anxiety Ray, I'm going to send you his number in case he says he can talk. He hasn't said he can talk yet. All right.

But just so you can call him if he hits me. I think it'd be interesting to talk to him. Let's see. How old is he? I don't know, probably 50. Yeah, he can talk. So if you get him on, that would be awesome. What does I say calling from a Nashville number?

Or does it say no number? It's a blocked or private. Nashville or private number. All right, thank you. A couple had a gender reveal party, and, you know, where this is going. set off pink smoke bombs, but there's a lot more smoke than they expected. People were struggling to breathe.

Kids, everyone is okay, but it got real hairy. It's just if there's fire in a gender reveal, I'd stay away from it. Ray, do you have a clip for everybody coughing? Yep. Go ahead. You get the baby. Take her in, take her in. Red, red.

They're like, get out of here. Oh, my gosh. An Arizona teen can't cry because she's so allergic to water. How about that? Really? Oh. Oh. How does she bathe?

She doesn't. That's terrible. That is bad. He's on, Ray? Yep. All right. Yeah, put him on, please. Grabbing him.

Hey, Bert. How's it going? Hey, my dude. How are you? Hey, pretty good. We were just talking about your story. I'd seen it pop up in like an industry newsletter, and I kind of been following it a little bit,

and so I was telling my show about it. We're on, by the way, so anything you say will be held against you. And so I kind of just wanted to talk to you about it. So you're leaving tomorrow to go to Poland. Yeah, so I fly into Warsaw and then the organization that I'm meeting with will pick me up at the airport and then we drive another four hours to the border. That's crazy. So what made you want to do this initially? Not want to, because I think we all have some sort of, I would really like to help.

But for you to go, not only do I really want to do it, but I think I want to figure out how to do it. Yeah, so it's a really great question. And I can't really tell you why I'm so connected to it. have to tell you that, you know, I'm no different than you. I'm watching the news, and I just see these families, thousands and thousands of families. I think we're talking to the millions now of refugees that are now filing out of Ukraine. And I'm watching these mothers and grandmothers with their daughters and sons, and I was just so touched by it, because I have two sons, and I have a stepdaughter now also who's about seven years old, and was just so touched by it

that I'm like, I want to take action. I just don't want to give money. that's an easy way out. And I really wanted to get my hands dirty and really wanted to have a connection and really feel like I was helping. And I've got this sliver of an opportunity for a week. And luckily, with what we do for a living, we can pretty much do it anywhere. So the company's like, yeah, go and do your thing if that's what you want to do. So that's what I'm going to do.

So you have a new wife, or it sounds like you have a new stepchild. So I would assume a stepdaughter. I assume you have a wife now that's pretty new. What does she think or is she going with you? She's not going. She wanted to, and I kind of talked her out of it, to be honest with you. I don't know if it's like toxic masculinity or whatever, but I really wanted to be focused on what was going on in front of me,

and to have her there, I think I probably would have been more fearful of her safety or distracted, and I just asked her if I could do this one alone, and she gave me her blessing and totally understood. You're going to stay at a farmhouse? or it's not like the Ritz Carlton, right? No, hell no. So this is like in the middle of nowhere. This is like a really rural area.

This is really pretty funny. That when I was talking to the contacts in Poland yesterday, I was asking them about the area that I was staying in. And they said, it's super, super rural. Think it's not a really pretty place. Think Alabama. Well, you're not in Alabama, but it's a really rural place. And we're not doing anything soft.

I'm staying in an Airbnb with eight to ten other volunteers that specifically is renting out the Airbnb to people that are volunteering on the border. Now, I've stayed a lot of nights in Alabama, and the Internet's usually good. And so how are you going to do a show if it's so, like, I don't know what Poland rural is, but are you good to do a show? Are you going to be able to connect? So they've assured me that the shelter that I'm going to does have Wi-Fi. and the Airbnb says, I have Wi-Fi also. But as I've told my team, man, it's a real fluid situation. My goal is to be on the air every day in some kind of capacity,

depending on what's going on. They've told me that it's really kind of a hurry-up-and-wait kind of thing when you're at the border. You'll go hours with nothing to do, but then pallets of water come in and you're supposed to distribute those food, SIM cards. But there's a lot of downtime. and I'm hoping that in that downtime,

I can call into the Birch show or Wi-Fi to the Birch show and tell them what's going on. Any chance that you end up taking up arms and hopping into Ukraine and doing some fighting? I'm 5'4 and 140 pounds. They don't even want me. Well, listen, man, I think it's really cool what you're doing. And, I mean, one, it's a heck of a bit,

but it's more than a bit because you're actually putting yourself a risk. I mean, it's good for you, and you're actually going to make a difference, and, man, that is just, that's so commendable. So literally I was reading this to my crew on the air And I was like, yeah, I know Bert. So I'm glad you came on with this.

And good luck, man. I hope you get out of their safe. I hope you get there safe. Get out of their safe and come back with stories That will encourage other people to help out as well. I'm sure I will, man. When I come back, I'd love to talk to you about it. There he is.

Bert Weiss on the Bert show in Atlanta. Just a great radio show. And you know, I always thought it was a fine guy, but now I feel like he's a good guy. Oh, yeah. This elevated me for sure. Hey, Bert. Thanks, man.

I'll talk to you soon. See you guys. All right. See you later. I don't think that's a Southwest flight. I just looked. There is no one to get away fair to Poland. No one way?

No, no one way. Probably multi-connection. Yeah, for sure. So the Arizona teen story that's allergic to water, Mike, can you give me that? Because I thought, that was a funny, not funny. I thought it was weird and sad to be allergic to something you have to have all the time. Here we go. An Arizona teen can't cry because she's so allergic to water.

Imagine having to avoid water at all times for the New York Post. That's the life of 15-year-old Abigail Beck. She's been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes her allergic to water. She can't shower, drink water, walk in the rain, or even cry. What? Only about 100 cases on record. She can't shower without erupting into hives. A drink of water caused her to vomit.

So what do you think to do? I had to think about this. Ivy. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Dang. Took me longer than one second. I figured I was like, Coke?

Like, I guess that's all Mountain Dew all the time. No, but doctors are going to IVs to get more fluid as a permanent treatment. That sucks. Yeah, that's terrible. That sucks. Right, do you have the ironic clip from yesterday? Yep. This is built for that.

All right. A South Carolina man dies of a heart attack while burying the body of a woman he killed. Very ironic. Very ironic. Don't you think? Wow. We say 60-year-old Joseph Anthony McKinnon got some instant karma after allegedly strangling, Patricia Ruth Dent to death

in his home after autopsies were performed, witnesses talked to police they believe he strangled den inside the house and then drug her to a hole and then suffered a heart attack while filling the hole with dirt. What sucks is she had to go through that she had to die. Correct.

Too bad he couldn't have a heart attack before. Yeah, I know. And finally, on this part of it, Lunchbox said he had to still add his old iPod. Yeah. Because they're not making them anymore. but the retro iPods right now are selling for thousands on eBay. Oh my goodness, I got to go home and put it up.

And yours are still wrapped. Wrapped, still in the box. Never been opened. This week Apple announced it. It's discontinued the iPod. Apple launched it back in 2001 with a $399 price tag. Dang, you spent that much on those for us? Thank you, dude.

I appreciate that. You're welcome, buddy. I bought you two and two years, different ones. Two years, you're right. I'm trying to see yesterday an iPod Classic 5-gig first-generation, sold for almost $2,000. Now, those are the big ones. So what do you have?

I have a big one that still works, that I still use. But it'll probably need to be wrapped. Mike, mostly wrapped or they sell them unwrapped? Okay, well, I have a wrapped one that's like a one that... A shuffle? No, it has a video screen, I think. They have an iPod mini with a video screen. I think that's what it's called.

Yeah. Yeah, so I got that one and it's still in the plastic container. Hard container. Boom, boom. Speaking of selling stuff, what's up with our... storage unit. Yeah, we're working on that. We aren't because I don't know anything about it.

That was your job. I know. I had to let it die down. I was too scared to put it up. Okay, that's a good answer. I was like, you know what? And that's a legitimate nervous laugh that you heard. I was like, not the fake one.

That's the nervous one. Let's just say. I wanted to wait a couple weeks because I was like, man, that just, I don't know. It was a little weird feeling. Yeah, I mean, you have a family. So I'm thinking next week is when I'm going to put it up. Next week you're going to put up the things individually?

Yes, individually. Yeah, yeah. We spent $212, $220, something like that. On a storage unit and we have all this stuff and we're going to try to make some money. Yes. And with the money we make, if we can profit enough, what the goal would be is we can. Reinvest? Well, yes.

Yes, reinvest. Go back into it. Like, we split the money. Like, we get the money that we split it back. 50, 50. And then we take the rest. Man, that's crazy. And go to it.

So awesome. And I've had people. reach out just like straight on Instagram saying hey I know you got shoes I want to buy them you do hey you deal with that however you see and I'm like oh are these are these like oh it's it yeah I'm like a guy that left it yeah like are these his friends like I'm a huge listener I'm a big shoe guy and I'm like who so maybe I'll just put it on eBay and if you track down the auction you track down the auction and you bid on it but I thought you were mister let's do it on the air let's do it I will I mean I'll say it on the air but I'm what is it like you're smoking and holding in something yeah yeah I mean guys

That was like, you're partying right now. When I found those certain things, I was like, oh, boy. Certain things that aren't the shoes. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, the human head. What's in the box? Eddie, yesterday, your boys represented Mexico at school?

Yeah, it was like an international flag cultural day or something. And this is kind of where every kid in the school took whatever, you know, culture that their family's from. And they held up that flag, whatever country they kind of belonged to. And so all my kids, even my adoptive kids, carried the Mexican flag. It's kind of cool. And then I had my wife send my parents the video and they were like, this is very beautiful. So your adopted kids that aren't. They're not Mexican.

Right. But they're Garcia now. What's funny is that they're not Mexican, but your kids, your actual biological children who are Mexican were just told or they just learned they were Mexican. By this event like four years ago. And they were like, what? Yeah, because my wife and I were like, hey, you need to. to carry the Mexican flag and they're like, why, we're not Mexican. Like, yes, you are, you're half Mexican.

They're like, what? We are? And that's how they found out. Make you proud? Oh, absolutely. You don't represent Mexico. I don't, but my grandmother was a very proud Mexican, because I was born in the United States. And so were my parents. But my parents' parents, they were all born in Mexico. And so they are very proud of their Mexican culture. I was Texan. I mean, I've just, I've known Texan my whole life.

Like I was American. I'm born in America, and so I don't have that connection like the way they did. Mike, you're more Mexican than Eddie, huh? For sure. But what does that mean? Because his parents were born in Mexico. It's closer to him. Parents are born there.

I was first generation. Are you Mexican, Mike? Yeah. Like, you were born in Mexico? No, no, no. He's first generation American. Were you born in Mexico? I was born in Texas.

That's right. So was I. So we're the same. There's no difference. Except for his parents were born in Mexico. And he speaks so much more Spanish than you has to help you with your Spanish. See? Aver.

See or see? See? D'amela. Yeah, I mean, he does know more Spanish than I do. Jessica Biel has put out a show on Hulu. Ray, do they put an episode of this out a day, every day for a week? Yeah, I believe it's just for this week. So there's a new episode every day?

Yep. What's the show? It's based on a true story. It is a crime. I will tell you that. But, yeah, she's a great actor. It's based in Texas. And it's just small town country church folk.

And then a crime happens. And then there you go. So why are they doing one a day, though? I don't know. It's a new way they release stuff. Well, I hate they do it once a week now. It sucks. You watch it and you're like, wow. Because we started watching the flight attendant season two on HBO Max

and we're like, let's just go. Let's go. We're pumped. We're watching first episode. Let's go. We'll watch the second one. Let's go to third. There was no third one up. We're like, what world are we in? How is there a second season to that? That is so weird to me. I liked it. No, I love the... You're saying because, let's not say too much.

Right. But you're saying it would have been hard to make a second season. Yes. That's what I didn't realize they were making a second season. They were. And you know what? Did you watch it, Mike? You're watching it?

That question is a valid question. Okay. Even after the show goes, right? Yeah. I mean, even watching the trailer for it, you're kind of like, oh, I guess they're going, you're going to kind of spoil it themselves. It's still pretty good. Now, I don't know what you guys are talking about because I haven't watched it,

but doesn't life go on? Can't you just kind of write something? But we don't want to say, I don't even want to say too much about it. But yes, life always goes on, Ed. Right. So what I'm saying is you can write anything. It can have another season to anything. Sure, yes.

But that's our point. It's a weird, it was a, it felt difficult. Like the show was a success. Maybe they didn't expect it to be, and they're like, well, crap. Yeah, I feel like a lot of shows. We got to figure out a way to do another season. But, yeah, Mike, go ahead. I was saying, it almost felt more like a mini-series when it started,

and they were like, oh, well, we should probably make another season. That's because it was so successful. Yeah, and now that show, the first season is on TV. It's now gone like the opposite direction, where shows would be so big somewhere they would sell them in syndication. Now it's so big on a streaming service, they go back to television.

Oh, man, how much they got to edit out of that on TBS? I don't know, but I imagine... Right, a lot? Haley Coco. Yeah, she's hot. You like her? Oh, yeah. Is she so hot to you that you're like, dang, she's hot?

Yeah, Kelly Kuko. Yeah, I feel like she's... Like, if she walked by me in my head would snap. Because you're looking at her Yeah, I'd follow that Whoa, hey girl That's interesting Yeah, you don't think so

I feel like she's like an every girl Is she not? No, I don't think so Like her, I think Another one is Jessica Bill You guys were just talking about her I think she's a good looking I think Jessica Bill's really pretty, yeah

Yeah But I see Kelly Cuoco And I'm like Is that he's her name? Cucko I don't know how you say it He's saying Kuco But she is

You don't think she's hot? Nah, I mean she's fine I saw that guy I'm sure in real life But we're doing movie TV star versus real life. I'm sure in real life we'd be like, that person is very beautiful. But on a TV show when everybody is like,

it's like seeing professional athletes, and you're like, Eli Manning, I mean, come on, he's just a pretty good quarterback. But if you saw him in real life, you'd be like, holy crap, that's an athletic guy like I've never seen before. Yeah. But I think maybe, though, the reason you think that is because she was on that big bang theory so they didn't try to dress her up. They tried to make her.

But they did. They tried to make her hot. I know. She was the hot neighbor. Well, that was the whole point. She was the hot neighbor. the opposite of what you're saying. Well, there goes your whole theory. Okay, so there's that. Let me see if there's anything else. I'm glad Ray told us about this candy show. What's it called?

Candy? It's just called candy? Yeah, it's just called candy. And Justin Timberlake has a small cameo. And they said they did five episodes because there's five days in a week and they were just trying something different. They just did five episodes for the whole series?

Five work days in a week, excuse me. Yeah. Stevenson, your son's 11? 11? Yeah. 11? And so he's now starting to experiment with deodorant and sweating, and it's that age? Yes. Okay. And so we're trying to be, you know, just get him in the habit of basic hygiene is very important. Like, teethbrushing, showers, blah, blah, blah. And then he's got his own deodorant now. And I walked in the other day and he was getting ready for jiu-jitsu, and he was applying the deodorant to the outside of his clothes. He's like, this smells so good. Did he not know or would he prefer it be on the... I think he just thought... I mean, of course, we've showed him.

You put it under your arms. But I didn't realize that he was applying it to his clothes and thinking he's like, oh, people are going to love this. It's so good. They probably do, though. And it's like, luckily his jiu-jitsu ghi, his uniform is white because his deodorant's white. But like the minute he's wearing a navy pullover to school and he's applying the white deodorant to it. Gotta get speech a navy color. Oh, you got to get that gel.

Yeah, we need to get him clear because he's just rolling it all over his clothes. What's up with him in girls? He's always, you know, had a thing with girls. Like, it's, you know, I think back to his first year in America when he had Gladys. The fake girlfriend that we thought was fake. Well, he still swears.

I thought you found out she was real. She's real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, I mean, Shiro still likes to pretend she's fake. So we talk about different girls of various things at the house. And like now the other day he's talking about how, you know, there's this one girl. who's like kind of mean to him at school.

So he has this master plan to be really nice to her, get her to like him. And the minute she says yes and they're like going out, he's going to dump her. That's not nice. Where did you get this? And this is not how we do things. No.

Here's what it really happened. If he gets her to like him and then she likes him and they go out or go whatever the term is. Go steady? Sure. Not steady. He'll then like her too. Right. All of this is just insecurity.

Like, he's upset because she's being rude to him, and this is his master plan to get her back. But he told you his plan. Yeah. Luckily. Did you get many tips? I could squash that. Yeah, I said, no, that's not how we treat people. If you're hurt right now, like, imagine how she's going to feel if that's what you do to her, and we don't want to hurt people like that.

That's good. So anyway. Well, I think, let me take this call from Anne Marie Ray. She's still holding from California. Is she still on the phone? Hey, Ann, Marie, are you there? I am. Hey, well, thank you for holding.

Let me take you off my airport. All right. Hello. Yes, ma'am. What's happening? What can I do for you? So, I know you're doing your commencement speech on Saturday? Yes.

Oh, wait. Hang on. Morning studio. Morning. That's a little later now for us. Yeah. Oh, it is later. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm so nervous. Okay. So you're doing your commencement speech. on Saturday. Well, the 1st of June, I graduate, and I just wanted to know if you had any tips for, like, speech writing, because I have to give a speech at graduation. Oh, why are you giving a speech? I'm a class president. Oh, good for you. That's awesome. So how long is your speech?

I'm not sure. I think it's like under two minutes. Oh, under two minutes. Or two minutes. Under two minutes. You say two minutes? You say two minutes? Oh, that's easy. You can write that right now. Oh, you got to say it's high and bye. I mean, you don't have time to say anything in two minutes. No, that's a lot. Okay, so. Oh, my gosh. Anne-Marie, what is your biggest takeaway from being student-body president? What do you remember best about being student-body president?

I can't make everyone happy. Like, I kind of just have to go with what makes the majority happy. Okay, hold on a second. Okay. What? Hold, I can't make everyone happy. Now, what are you doing next year? Next year I'm going to college and doing, like, GE and pre-react.

for veterinary technology. Wow. That's awesome. All right. Where are you going? I'm just going to say vet technology. Okay. I'm going to a local Yuba College.

Okay, so you have what you should talk about. Now, what is your goal in life, meaning you want to be a vet tech, right? Is that what it is? Well, I want to be a veterinarian, but starting off with the vet tech. What's a difference? So the vet tech is like a nurse, basically. Got it. I probably deal with the nurse more than, huh?

When I take Stanley in and the person in the room is probably the vet tech, that's probably their name, not the dog nurse. Because I think it's a dog nurse. I think eventually the vet shows up. Yeah, the vet comes in. Sometimes later, sometimes he doesn't. Really? Yeah. Sometimes he doesn't come in.

Yeah, the vet tech does the original scan and check over and then goes and reports to the vet, and the vet comes in if it's needed. Yeah, I like dog nurse. But vet tech, the real name, we should start to call you guys that. Okay, so, what do you want to? I'm just trying to feel out what you're all about as far as, like, school. I do think can't make everybody happy is awesome because say, hey, there she is, Anne-Marie, walk out to the podium. Hi, everybody.

It's been a great four years here at the University of high school and whatever the school's name is. And say, I have so many great memories and so many things that I'm looking forward to. First of all, and I'll throw a few quick shout-outs to people that made a difference to you. because people aren't expecting you to give a big rah-rah. But Dr. Wilson, Mrs. Cunningham, Sean John, everybody that, thank you very much without you, I wouldn't be here today. And what I really wanted to say was, you know, as we go and venture into our different colleges or we get right to work, you know, we should really pursue what makes us happy, what fulfills us.

Because if we do that, we'll end up working really hard at it, if we love it. and if we work really hard at it, we're going to get really good at it, and there's success for you. And I wrote a whole book about that. I'm just going to give you a cliff notes here. Just the whole speech, I don't care. Be like, if you pursue what you love

where you find fulfillment, you naturally work harder at it. And if you naturally are working harder at something, you're going to get better at it, and the rewards will then come from that. So, chase your fulfillment. And remember this, you cannot make everybody happy, no matter how hard you try.

That is wasted energy. It is an absolute waste of time, and space and energy to try to make everybody happy. So find your people that are priorities, your ideals and your ideas that are priorities. Focus on them. Make sure you're happy with them. And change your dreams. And kiss the wind.

I don't know why is they kiss the wind. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, kiss the wind. And thank you. Class of 2022. That's two minutes. That's pretty dang good two minutes. And I just kind of freestyled that one.

So she can do exactly that? Yeah. She wants to. She's like listening back and writing. No, I mean, if you. Oh, literally, literally, I'm going to listen back and write. Make it your own, and that's just me going blah, blah, blah, blah. But it sounds like it's what you actually learn that.

You can't make everybody happy. You could do 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, nonstop, trying to make everybody happy, and you couldn't. And what do you get from that? Not a lot, except the understanding that you can't make everybody happy. So go chase what makes you happy, help people be happy, and just know at the end of the you're following your fulfillment and go hogs and in with that. Go hogs. And no one will understand it, but it'll be my personal shout out.

All right, Ann Marie. Yes, wait, I had one more thing. Sure. I don't know if you, I don't know if you guys remembered, but I emailed about senior quotes to your mailbag. Do we do it on the air? Yeah, I remember that. Yes, you did.

Okay, and we do so many of them, so pardon my lack of memory, but go ahead. I did the Oprah quote, I think, from Amy. I can't remember exactly what it says, but I picked a quote you guys told me. Oh, that's really, but it was the quote, I'm Oprah. No. No, it's something about doing the wrong thing will help you do the right thing, like your path in life. I can't remember exactly.

Doesn't sound like you touch you that much. Be honest with you. Should have gone on mine, whatever that was. Oh, here we go. I'm a senior in high school graduating next June. The deadline for my senior quote is next week, but I have no idea what to use as the quote. I've loved the show for a few years. I wonder if you give me some ideas.

I would love a quote. that show members have said or that they like. Thank you. Ann, Annie. There you go. It's awesome. You remember yours? I don't either.

Mike, you're mine? I think Amy gave me the Oprah quote. Yeah, we heard that already. No, there's just, it's okay. They're just mad because she chose mine. That's fine. Thank you. Love you too.

And your student body president is that. at your school, is that a position you're voted into by your peers? Yeah. Okay. So, yeah, I mean, you're already in a leadership position, too. So tapping into a lot of what Bobby was saying and then, yeah, you helping lead them into the next chapter of life. That's what you've been a leader already and just know that you're going to go up there and own those two minutes and do great. I did a counting crow's lyrics, so I don't think mine was for her.

If I looked at the television? Yeah, when I look at the television. Yeah, when I look at the television. The one that I used for me. When I look at the television, I want to see me, staring right back at me. That wouldn't have worked for her. Well, Amy's was I'm Oprah.

That's weird. That's not Oprah. Eddie's was a Matthew McConaughey one. What's that? Green light. Oh, I get older. They stay the same age? I hope not that one. I hope not that one, Eddie.

Oh, my goodness. Morgan was a snow white Disney quote. It was between the snow white one and the Oprah one, and I ended up going with Oprah. Morgan, you remember yours? This is hard because this is a long time ago. Well, anyway, hey, Amory, that's awesome. Congratulations.

And you'll nail that speech. Again, two minutes will fly by if you know exactly what you're going to say. That I am for you. That is what a speech writer does. They figure out what the person wants to say, and they help them kind of pinpoint exactly how they want to say what they want to say. That was cool. Now when she gets up there, she has to say the words of Bobby Bones. She does not.

Because she needs to write her own. No, no, no, not at all. The words of Dr. Bobby Bones. Dude, no. No mention of me whatsoever. please. However, if you do do anything in this way and somebody records it, please send it to us.

Okay. All right. All right. I love you all. Thank you. Bye. Good luck. We're proud of you. Thank you so much. Do you want a chance for a hundred bucks? Of course. No, Anne-Marie. No, she's gone. She's gone.

No, I'm not gone. Dang it! Dang it! As the graduation gift to you, Anne-Marie, do you have a Venmo? I do. Okay. I'm going to give you five numbers. in one spin. So you get to pick five numbers.

If it's any of these numbers, I will send you $100. Awesome. Okay. This is a graduation gift. You may get nothing. Mike, do you want to watch this? I'm not taking her money,

but just so she doesn't think we're messing with her. And Marie, I have a ball with 100 sides on it, and you can pick five numbers. Give me the first number. 88. 88. Go ahead. Okay.

So would you like to do five numbers one spin or 88 five times? Oh, I'm so sorry. Wow. It's all the same. What's the better odds? They're exactly the same. It's either five times of one in a hundred or one time a five and a hundred. Okay, so 88.

Okay. Okay. 23. Okay. 94. Yep. And 36. 94, 36.

All right. Here's the ball, the hundred side of all. Ball is going. Are you zoomed in? Oh yeah. I've never done this before. It's cool. The number is.

Oh, I see it. Oh, I see the ball. Hold on. You said 88? Yeah. The number is eight. Oh, that's crazy. Can you see eight?

Yeah, we saw. One more round for her. She gets an extra gift. Yeah. Extra gift. 100 bucks on the line. Here we go. Same numbers.

Do you want to change any of your numbers, Ann Marie? No. 21. Eddie, can you see it on camera? I can. What do you think it is, Eddie? I believe it's a 69. That's a 69.

That's a 69. That's like the show's favorite number. All right, Ann Marie. Didn't work out for you, but thank you. Good luck. And let us know how it goes, okay? Okay, thank you so much. All right, bye, Ann Marie.

Bye. Okay, quick spin. Oh, got to get one number for 40 bucks. Hold on now. We'll just do 50 bucks straight up. Oh, there it is. All right. Same time, or do you want to go individually?

Individually. Just go real quick. I'm saying. Amy. 18. 95. Oh, move your arm. Move your arm, bones. Move your arm. The watch arm.

Why? Because it's in the way of the shot. Oh, it's that. Yeah, yeah. There we go right there. Mike. Stop looking at the camera before you. Oh, Mike, you can't do that. You have to say it before I pull my hand.

Okay. Lunchbox. 47. 68. Oh, my gosh. Can you see it? Yeah, yeah. Is there somewhere else I can roll it? It would be better for the camera?

No. That's good right there. It's perfect. 21. I see 12. What is that? 57. Oh, you got to put it back on the spot.

44. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. You just won 50 bucks. You just won 50 bucks. Oh, you win.

Hold on, don't do your phone. Hold on, let's go out there. That's crazy. I'm gonna Venmo Morgan 50 bucks right now. I know. Woo! Get your info. A lot of people have winning.

That's a good Thursday. Man, Morgan, you should have that 100. I can't believe that. Graduation girl. Yeah. I cannot believe that. That was awesome. Eddie, why didn't you rip my shirt off?

Did I got excited for it? Can you get that clip, Eddie? Maybe. Morgan, I just sent you 50 bucks. Nice job. Eddie just like yanked off my shirt. I'm just so excited for you, sorry. Ray?

Oh, let's go 44. Same number? Yeah. Dang it. 91. What was it? Scuba. Hold on, one.

23. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah. 23? Yeah. 35. That's it. Good.

You guys can see us. You can see that, Ray? 24. 24 is a number. 60. All right, thank you guys. Congrats Morgan. That was cool.

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