The Bobby Bones Show - Thurs Post Show (05-26-22)

Episode Date: May 26, 2022

Some behind the scenes for you today. Bobby starts by letting you listen in on the videos he records after the show. Bobby also reveals what he just learned about himself when it comes to why he is a fast reader. Amy said a woman went up to her randomly at Starbucks and told him something that was bizarre. She was left wondering if she was a listener or not.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah? So we're going to do some post show stuff, but I am also going to apparently shoot some videos for... Scoop's D. What's this person for? Las Vegas. All right. And what's the situation here? Okay.

The competitors know more. They quit. Flip and station. But how will people that only listen to this? that station see these if they don't even know we exist. I mean, I'll record it if they want. I'm just wondering. So I'm going to, let me just do the video and see if I have thoughts after because I may

understand this one. Can I grab something while he's. Yeah, go ahead. This is what we do. We try to theorize why. Yeah, I mean, listen, if they don't want to shoot a video, I'm happy to shoot whatever videos they want. But it's like, hey, everybody that doesn't listen to us, you won't be here because

you don't listen to us, but we're here. All right. I could be totally wrong about what we're doing. All right, here we go. Good, Eddie? Yeah, ready? Yeah. Hey, Las Vegas, it is Bobby Bones from 955 The Bull.

We want to be your morning show. Just a bunch of friends having a good time, bringing you the biggest stars in country music. We'd love for you to listen weekday mornings on 955 The Bull. We will be right here. Maybe if they're paying for Instagram ads and it pops up and, yeah, why not? Hey, it's Bobby Bones from 955 The Bull. I'm here to show love to Las Vegas and Henderson.

If you already listen to the show, appreciate that. We've been here for years. We ain't going anywhere as far as I know. Why, what do you know? Well, listen, if you're looking for a new show, we want to be there for you.

Give us a shot. We've been friends forever. Like, we didn't really do radio at all. And now we just hang out and we hang out with the biggest stars and country music. So start your day with the Bobby Bone show, weekday mornings on 955 the Bull.

Las Vegas's new country leader. Okay, like anyone ever says that. Cut. Yeah, ask them I mean, yeah, if they're paying for Instagram ads in other Vegas, that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, because to your point, like, how would they see it? Yeah, if we're just putting it on the station's feed. Yeah, it's like, no, we'll let everybody know that doesn't listen that you're here.

Well, they don't listen, so. All right, thank you. Is that it? Just those two? Just those two. Yeah. Sometimes I get a note in my calendar that says, be camera ready from Scoobo Steve. And then I show up and it's two promo videos.

I got all pretty. Did my hair this morning? Two Instagram videos? That's all pretty? Well, I'll wear, you see me other times. Well, the issue is I will wear Arkansas stuff, which I do most days, which we probably shouldn't put the helmet in it if we're doing other city videos for now on. I just figure the helmets there always. Well, I don't wear Arkansas stuff for like if we're in other cities doing promos.

So just as a note, if we're in other cities specific only to them, we can pull the helmet for that. Man, it's a lot to remember, dude. I just remember the water bottle. you saw that, which has been... That's not just to remember. The water bottle makes a came in every... Your job is to shoot those and make sure that it looks... I know.

Maybe we should redo it. You didn't pull this can. The can's not as obvious as the water bottle. All right. Amy went to the bathroom. No, she didn't say she just left. You know what's weird? Did she go home?

No. No, she didn't leave. You know what's weird? I've kind of found this out about me in the past couple of months. Because what I do... Is that a gift? Oh. Not mine.

What I do is I come in here in the morning before the show and I read pages and pages of commercials and station liners that they put on local stations. And Scoob will come back in halfway through and give me a piece of paper. I was like, hey, read this again. Either you said it wrong, you pronounced it wrong. He didn't say this line. But what I realized, because the turnover so fast and Scoop is good at what he does as well, my whole life, I've been a super fast reader. Like lightning fast. But I now know how I was such a fast.

reader and I only know it because I mess up on stuff when I say it. I don't read the whole word. I read the first three letters and move to the next one. Yeah. And most times, 99% of the time, those first three letters, I'm predicting the words and I'm moving to the next and I'm taking it all in. But there are times where I'll read something and I'll be like, yep, that's the county fair. And Scoop was like, no, no, no, that's the country line fair. And all I read was C-O-U-N and I moved to the next word. That's interesting. And I always used to wonder, like, how can people not read as fast as me? But it's just a kid because I was a great. I was a Great reader, fast.

I'd be the annoying kid that was like, done. You know, SATs, I didn't take those, but ACTs crushed, could read through and do all fast. But that's why I just now realized that I don't read the entire word. I read the first part and then just... You must normally get it right. I think I do. I think it's probably upper 90 percentile, but there are times where I don't.

And I'll be so shocked when Scoobah brings in a... He's like, hey, cut this, get to this pickup. And I'm like, I nailed that commercial. And he's like, no, no, no. you said water what was the word Widerticity Oh crap

I guess I didn't read the way off Yeah So does that affect how you read a book though Like where you don't read the whole page And you're like I'm sure it No I read the whole page But I'm don't read every I don't think you heard all I just say

Here we go again Oh my gosh Is this every post show? I did hear it He's getting 90% of it right 96 Yeah probably And I read the whole page

And I read every word Right I don't read the first third of the page And be like I just guess the rest of the page Is that what you think I do? No, that's not what I thought. It's just if you're missing words.

I watch the first half of a movie and just speculate the rest. Hey, man, is that what you do with movies? Because I'll read a whole page and not remember what I read. That's different. That's comprehension. Oh. That's, that's you. Not only can Bobby read fast and guess the word, but he comprehends it.

It's just. I have a pretty good comprehension. Yeah. Yeah, obviously. No, not obviously. It is. I have pretty good, but I'm saying my problem is. That's actually a compliment.

Why are you getting defensive? No, no, I'm not being defensive. I'm not that smart. No, no, I don't want to be paying. It's somebody who's just naturally all the thing's easy. Because some things come easier to me and some things don't. But I literally feel my comprehension's pretty good. But I'm also really good at focusing.

And I can read fast and I can focus. My comprehension is pretty good. Comprehending something is understanding it? Yep. Like I just took it all in and I understand it and I'm moving on to the next thing. That's hard for me. Yeah, that is a struggle with folks. I'll read a whole page of a book and then be like, gosh, I don't know what I just read.

I got to go back and read it. He read the book about the guy that was. Mercy. Mercy me. Mercy me. I've read Green Lights by Matthew McConaughey. I've read the perfect storm, which is a good one. We all know the books Eddie's rash because it's.

It's a good job, Eddie. Who did it. I don't think what happens to you, Eddie, is abnormal. No, what happens to me? It happens to Amy. You're in good company, buddy. And she gets scammed all the time. Awesome.

I think to, for me, I will at times read something and not remember. But it's, our brain is going somewhere else. Like, if I'll be reading, I was reading last night. And I was reading this page. At the same time, I was writing a whole joke from my shows. I was coming up with a story, and I was like, man, I could put this funny beat here. And I finished the whole page. And I was like, oh, I don't remember that.

But I had a whole joke in my head. Wow. So I went over, and it was like 1030. I got my laptop out. And I'm like, what's happening? Why are you? And I'm like, I got it right now. I have to work because I have it in my mind.

Like, I have this idea, this joke on right. And then I shut my computer. I was like, oh, I don't remember that page. So, to your point, I didn't comprehend it because I was doing something else. Got it. That's like driving and not knowing how you got. out there kind of thing. Yeah, but I feel like your brain.

No, that's not the same thing. Your brain, I feel like you're like, okay, I'm pretty good at comprehension. But it's stored in there because sometimes you just, like, weeks later might bust it out. And you're like, I don't even know how I did that or where it came from. And it's because you comprehended it. Maybe. I don't. I just read sometimes and I'm like, oh, I don't remember that because I moved on to something else. Now, driving is your subconscious and working more than.

you are reading something you don't remember because you are reading it but then you get distracted by something else when you're driving you've just done it so many times you don't have to focus on doing it you're just there that's crazy that's crazy too so scary like I can't believe I just made it home I don't remember how I got here like how in the world did I get naked with a cow

you guys not that one just horses okay oh gosh hey speaking of horses I'll mention this about tomorrow Ali Koleen who was on the show a couple weeks ago a big horse lover, Garth Brooks' daughter. She came and did our show and I'm very sensitive to

that she doesn't want to just be Garth Brooks' daughter. She's probably got her. She's proud of that. But she doesn't want, hey, it's Garth Brooks' daughter. Hey, Garth Brooks' daughter. What do you think about Garth Brooks?

I completely get it. I have other friends who have, there's really nobody as famous as Garth, but like Hillary Scott from Lady A. Oh, yeah. Her mom? Famous singer.

Love her mom. to by the way. Leonard Davis. But there's a lot of brothers and sisters or moms, and I'm always sensitive to make sure I focus on the artist that's here. And if it's relevant, I'm able to bring that up. Now, Allie Kemp in did a Bobbycast, and in those, it's very, let's talk about your origin story.

And so we started the whole Bobbycast, which will be up tomorrow. And I was like, hey, I respect it fully, but also I want to treat you like I treat everybody else. And I talk to people about the parents on this thing, and how they're, and she was like, great. And so there was a good amount of that. Really interesting, because she definitely has a perspective as a songwriter that's different than most.

She has seen a lot of things differently than we have. But she's also lived at times a very normal, normal life like we have too. The kind of juxtaposition of being a normal person and also being somebody who's the kid of the most famous, one of the most famous artists of all time, Weird. They're right beside each other. Her doing both.

And just the good things and the struggles. And I'll mention one of the struggles she talked about, and I'll be brief because I want you to listen to it tomorrow because I want you to learn about her as an artist. And if it takes this story to get you there, awesome. But she talks about how when she was a kid, she didn't have many friends because everybody just wanted to hang out with her because she was Gar's daughter, not because she was Allie.

And that after she kind of realized that and she had seen it or heard, you know, stuff she shouldn't hear. She was like, nobody wants to hang out with me for me. It's always, they just want to hang out with her to be with Gart's daughter or get closer to Gart. And so she's kind of developed love for animals. And it's just a different look at that life because me, I go, dang, you're going with Patro's son. You must be rich, living in a high life. Everything's awesome.

It doesn't really matter what and who and when, like human beings have human being feelings and situations. and just because they come from a place that you feel like is fancy free and footloose, it ain't. And she had real life struggles. She also had a lot of advantages. But it's a really cool story. I think you're going to like her

in that environment a lot because we had an hour to really sit down. It's tomorrow. Ali Koline. She's great. As a person, and we also had the weird dynamic of, weird in a good way and weird in a not-so-good way,

of I know her. Ray and Bay are very close. with her. My wife has been over there in road horse. You know, so we have a relationship and I really try to not let that affect this. I have friends that I don't even bring up on the show sometimes. Like, yeah, I got a new project. Don't go through me. Go through scuba. If we're super close, we're super close, that's easy. If we're medium close in real life, that's always a little itchy. And I'm like, I don't want to bring you in just because of friends. So let's make sure you got something going. So sometimes I'll hold people back longer if they're a friend. Like if it's Jake,

You can come in, whatever. Anytime. I got a couple friends that are just like, come in whenever you want. You don't have to tell him you're coming up. You can just drive up here. They got the VIP pass. Yeah, it's just like, because I know that even, they can come in. It's just going to be entertaining because I know them well enough.

Like Jordan Davis, an example of somebody that I do hang out with outside of the show. We hung out a couple weeks ago, play golf together. And so, you know, he was in. And it's easy to do it with those folks because I just know what buttons I can push. It's also a little difficult at times when you know stuff, not about Jordan. And you're like, oh, I shouldn't go there because, you know, that could be a little touching. But you'll like the thing with Allie. It's really good.

It comes out tomorrow and check out the Bobbycast. Search for it. Hey, do we need to do a Jordan T's Ray for his interview? Jordan was just up here. We did an interview for Tuesday. The part two teams. Let's do it here. I don't care.

I mean, we even talk with Jordan on tomorrow's early thing. We're like, hey, we recorded an interview. Listen, and if you listen to this post-show, you know we record 85% of our interviews, if they're in person, because I don't want to make anybody come up here and perform or sing at 5.30 in the morning because they ain't good for their voice. So we'll just lie to the people who listen live.

Right? But tell them here. Yeah. People that listen to this part are far more advanced in technology and knowing how this crap works. And I would rather do a good interview than have to do a live one where they're half asleep and it ain't that good.

So I got no problem with that. And on this, even on the podcast part of the show we used to put up the whole interview and not the edited one that goes on the radio so what did we talk about in that that second segment prestigious award

what is it that award yeah touring with brox and dime the huge act he's opening for okay that's good enough how do we end that don't we talk about environmental science the job is that job part in the second one yeah okay I'll do those three

go ahead all regular rejoin or his Can we save it? Can we record this and save it? Is it going to be good? Yeah, just do regular. All right. The Bobby Bones show. All right, coming back with Jordan Davis.

You know, we had a real-life smart guy job before he got into music. We'll talk about that. He's also out, and even though he has four number ones, he's out opening for a massive country music act. And I would just be nervous that people would be like, you saw it. Get off stage. And I say that because I was nervous when Eddie and I performed in front of Garth. And they were like, you saw it. Get off stage.

I know what that feels like. I just got a big award too. So we're back in a second with Jordan Davis here on the Bobby Bone Show. Can you save that, though, while we're still recording this? Yeah, it's good. Okay, all right. Okay, we did that. This, after the show, that's it, right, Mike?

We're completely caught up. All right. I'm wearing all black today. Now, here's the reason. Why man in black? Well, no. Huh? Man in black.

Johnny Cash. Oh, the man in black. I was thinking men in black. No, so I'm wearing all black because I can't match in the dark. I can't match in the light because I'm really colorblind, but I also can't really match in the dark. And if my wife is asleep, I will go into the closet and keep every light off, including my phone just to make sure she doesn't wake up.

And then I'll grab easy clothes. These are easy clothes, all black. So yesterday I had to go pick up some stuff, and I had some brown pants and like a dark green shirt. And she's like, hey, what color are you wearing there? And I was like, it's all brown. It's like, no, that's green. So I'm so colorblind that if I don't have help.

And so if I'm an all black, that's the easy pile. You should start laying your clothes out the day before. Yeah, I should. The night before. Yeah, I should also meal prep. And I should, there's a lot of should. I should go to sleep with that podcast on or TV on. It's probably not even much sugar.

Let's keep going here. I should probably get a haircut. I was just thinking that's a way for Caitlin to be awake and approve. Like, okay, here, honey, I lay out your clothes for school tomorrow. It was raining this morning. Scuba sent me an email that said, get camera ready. And then I cut a nine second promo. I'm like, why I'd be camera ready for this crap?

I have to shave in the morning. Yeah, that must be tough. Shaving every day. I thought I was doing the Grammys or something. You're doing two 30-second promos for Vegas. Okay, let's see Let me see Have anything else I need to get to

You know what we should do I don't want to do it in this But I'll just do a little tease here Where Lunchbox did a bit And they're now telling him He cannot use the audio of the bit So he sent me a segment last night And he goes hey I want to do this

Cool He does it He said it's awesome And then I get a note from Scoobber going Well, I ain't awesome anymore because they won't let them use it. Oh, no. So it's interesting, but it's good. We're still going to do it under the tent of,

they told them not to use this audio, but we won't play the audio. We should do reenactments like Unsawed Mysteries. Oh, that'd be cool. Right? Yeah. Like you listen to it in your ears. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just say it back.

That'd be funny. A stranger went up to Amy at Starbucks, and was it a listener or just a stranger? Don't know. She didn't clarify, and I wish I could know, because if she was a listener, it would make a lot more sense. But I don't know. If she was a listener that kind of knows me on air or if she was just a gift from the Lord. Well, she said, hey, I need some money because I'm trying to know that.

No, stop it. Amy, you didn't. Again. I typed up immediately what, like after she walked away. I'm just saying you get scammed a lot. This wasn't a scam. I know. Go ahead.

Tell them what happened. She just came up to me and said, this is my paraphrased version of what happened. I'm sorry to bother you. I just feel like this keeps coming to mind as we stand in line and I can't not say something. You need to stop worrying about what people think of you. It's holding you back. And then she said, again, I'm sorry to bother you. And then she said, I hope this makes sense to you.

And she walked away. Wow. And then Amy, because she walked back behind her and Amy looked around. There was nobody there. Stop it. No, that part I made out. But that's weird that she wouldn't say, hey, I listen to the show. No.

But I was so caught off guard and we were in line that I wasn't. And then I don't want to ever assume. I mean, that's what? Wait, do you listen to the Bobby Bone Show? And then she's like, what? I have no idea what you're talking about. So I would never ask that anyway. But then I thought, well, if maybe she's picked up on some insecurities on the air or something

and she felt like she needed to say that, or she was just standing in line and felt the need to tell me that. I don't think she's a fan. What if she sensed it? That's what I'm saying, just sensed it. Like saw body language. No, no, no, she's a listener. Really? Or do you go up to Amy?

You don't go up to Amy. Some random will be like, hey, I know you don't. love yourself right now, but you should. That's how weird that is, though. Yeah, she's just a cuckoo lady that tells people this, and I would tell her show. Oh, you think it's just a random coo. Yeah, I just think of some cuckoo lady thinking, oh, I'm going to spread the word and like, you need to believe in your, get out of here, stupid woman.

Oh, stupid woman. Well, I don't know. Like, how annoying would that be if I'm waiting in line and some woman starts sprouting off a lot? But it wasn't annoying. I think she's a listener, if I'm guessing. But I will say, if I was next to lunchbox for like five minutes in line and just you need to shower.

You need to shower. Yes. And just. I'd be like, hey man, you don't have to be so mad at things. It's all right. Or you'd be like, hey, man, it's okay to use a little soap and wine. Right? Hey, don't, don't hate clearing this. Yeah, I hope this makes sense to you.

Obviously it does. And that's just five minutes of just looking at the dude. Okay, well, I don't know. I guess I was in line, like, worried about what people think of me. Did you have a mirror looking at yourself the whole time? No. Were you asking people, hey, what are you thinking of me? Were you looking in a mirror going, I'm so sad. I wish I liked myself going. No.

You just were teeing it up. Nope. Ray Leota died. He did? Yeah, and you know what? I would have trouble knowing who that was, but now that I see him. Now that I see him in the actor, it is. You like mobster stuff?

Yes. Yeah, I don't. Love it. Yeah. He was shoeless Joe Jackson and filled the dreams. Ding, ding, ding. You don't have to convince me. I just wouldn't have known right then.

Playing that in my head. Good fellas? I mean, ooh. Yeah, never seen it. Ray Leota, the actor known for groundbreaking roles, such as Goodfellas, filled a dreams, died in a sleep while filming a movie in the Dominican Republic. Wow.

That's so terrible. Yeah, that's probably the way to go The way to go though, huh? In your sleep? Absolutely. Better than hurting. You think? Yeah, I don't want to hurt.

Yeah. Unless I can hurt and then beat it. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Like what? Well, like I stub my toe and I want to die immediately. I want to fill the pain.

I want to fight back from it. And then survive. Fight, grind, repeat, baby, and then I want to feel good the next day. I do not want to hurt. I bit my tongue this morning and that was bad enough. Oh, biting your cheek is so terrible too. I did that two days ago. Oh, that hurts so bad.

Yeah, that sucks. She can be like this. Oh, God. Yes. Yeah. Or when you get like an ulcer on your lip or some sort of cut and it sticks out a little more than normal because it's weird the how close we are to biting our lips all the time. And any little thing makes it different. So you get a little nod on your lip and you're like, go.

Yep. And then you do it again like a minute later. And then you can't stop licking it. And the next thing you know, you're naked with a cow. Oh my gosh. Again. I don't know. What's up with you in the cow?

There is where you go. It's a horse. I had too much to drink. And next thing you know. Okay. I think we're done. Let me do this story and then we'll be done. Try these gas saving tips before you hit the road this Memorial Day weekend.

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Okay, that's one Quit spending money Don't drive so far Yeah Lunchbox someone asked this morning On the phone I didn't get to it Because we were

In the middle of a commercial If you're still riding your bike And how long you plan to do this I've not been riding my bike this week It's been raining every single day Can't ride the rain Hey You gotta fight the elements

Hey sorry I'm not a dedicated cyclist I don't have the proper gear yet To ride in the rain What do you need? I need rain Galoshes What? Galoshes

I don't know that means. Yeah, what is that? Is that like a sausage with a boots? Yeah, that's what that is. A galosh? You're thinking, no, no, no. No, that's a collage. That's a collage. That's what I thought that was. Yeah, a galosh. Or ganache. Okay. Oh, ganache is a pasta. Now, I don't know what's happening. Oh, I've lost all ability to know words. What's Baba Ginoosh? That's like eggplant, smush. What about Tim Noblo? Who's that? He's a place. Oh, yeah. Hot-lock.

Galoshes, galoshes, or rubber shoes, basically, if I remember. I have a raincoat you can borrow. I don't know if it's... I have a trash bag. But no, no, I need a biker-friendly one that breeze. I know it's friendly to bikers. I won't say anything mean to you. But that's the problem.

So this week it's been rain, rain, rain, rain, I haven't been able to ride. And it's been very frustrating. We put, well, I mean, I put out a few tickets yesterday to my shows coming up on the 17th and 18th of the next month. Like fourth row seats. We put out like 10 seats each night because, and they sold that almost immediately. But we're going to do it again, I think, next week, because what we have are holds and comps. So like if someone does a show, any artist does a show, they'll hold back 20 tickets or so in case the label or somebody else says, hey, we need these tickets.

So after a certain point, you put the holds back on. And then the comps are tickets that they just, they're like, hey, the artist gets these comps. It means they're complimentary tickets that you give your people. And if I don't need all mine, which I won't, we'll put them up for sale as well. They'll be good seats. But my point is, if you want to come to these shows, those tickets will probably go up.

And I'll let you know on Instagram or Twitter if you want to come. The Saturday show is, I mean, ain't nothing to come to that show. The Friday show's same way, except there are some seats in the very, very top of the balcony. Let me check. And some of them say partial view, but there's no partial. You can see everything. Let's see. Oh, there's really not...

One pair. Two pair. There's like total three pair of tickets in the whole theater. Go to CMA Theater.com if you want to get tickets to the shows. But my point is people are asking for tickets, and we will put some more good ones up probably next week or so, but it's like six a night or like eight a night. So there is that.

I'm bummed because now I'm going... Well, I'm not bummed. I'm bummed because I can't go... I won't be able to go to that, but I'm excited because I'm going to go to North Carolina. And I might figure out my ring situation while I'm there. I'm going to see a friend. So you can give her comps away. You can sell the comps now.

I don't even know if I had comps, but I obviously thought about going. But then now that's like the one weekend I can go to Southern Pines. Yeah, you should do that. I mean, you get the show every day. Yeah, I know. I get you five days a week. You get the show every day. This one's a little different, though.

So you don't get this version. You miss out on that. Yeah. I do have the show on Pigladen, so. Oh, really? Oh, really? What if I did that, Andy Kaufman-style, I came out, just did the whole show in the way.

Every part of it. And I never even made a reference to I knew I was doing something different. I came out, committed to it. I way as a Eichle, et's-le-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-st-e. They'd be like, what? Yeah. What I said there was I'd be like, hey, let's do this. Wait, was that real Pig-Latin?

Yeah. Yeah, I minored in it. but I have things I'm talking about like that I've never talked about before um like the I'm going to do a whole segment a whole part because I'm doing this show right now in segments

meaning this first segment is la la la la la I got things in the middle and I'm doing a whole segment on stories you haven't heard the whole story too that's not really how it's called I got it written something like that but it's like I got here's the story but you haven't actually heard the whole thing for whatever reason and then there's

that stories there's also some funny stuff in there but one of them is about how I want I just don't want to ruin it how you are I don't want to spoil it but one of them is

I went on a talk show once and on the fly they were like hey can you do this and I was like yeah I couldn't do it so I just faked it is a whole thing okay

stories like that that I've never told I've never lied about it. I've just never told certain things. Like, we're like really inside stuff. Also, the time that I thought Reba was invited me to be a member of the Grand Ole Opry. I never really told that story. That's funny.

She wasn't. Oh, she asked me. It's coming to the show. Sorry, Amy, you'll be in North Carolina. Wait, what's weekend of the show? I really talk about, I'll talk about, like, again, find a million bucks and that real, like, the weeds,

we really haven't been able to discuss there. There's also jokes and stuff, but I got a whole segment, like the stories you haven't fully heard yet. The 17th and the 18th? Yeah, there's no need to come. I already, I already am going to go to Southern Finns. Hey, don't worry about it.

Don't cancel your show. Isn't it a show? It's a trip. I'm going to cancel your trip. But, what? But now I got to know what happened with Riva. Got a thousand people each night. We'll probably do some more. We're going to do a residency throughout the summer.

Is that a thousand people? Mm-hmm. That's not bad. Thank you. It's pretty much sold out. Pretty good, man. I didn't know you could do that. I didn't know what that theater held or where is the CMA theater.

Yeah. And it's here in town. I know. That's baller. I know. I don't want to leave. Okay, we're done. We've got to go. Anything else, Amy? You have four things up today? I do, and it's an expert in breathwork.

Breathwork? Like, how you breathe? They just get on and go, well, you can use it for a couple reasons. Listen, she does lead us through something, and I was like, well, this sounds awkward. Oh, really? But. How mature of you, Amy? It's very immature of me, but it actually was really good.

Like, she's been doing it for, like, 13 years, and she said, it's now gaining popularity, like, and it's going to surpass yoga and meditation. And there was a time where we were all like, what the heck is yoga and what the heck is meditation? And now we're kind of like, what the heck is breathwork? But eventually it'll be more mainstream and it'll be like a quote unquote, what you do as your workout one day. You just may take time to breathe in a very specific way. Give us an example. Like, you did that sound bad thing.

Give us an example. I can't, okay. Do you laugh like that oddly? No, but only in your nose. So, like, actually it's like, we will. That's somebody taking advantage of you and just want to watch you do something stupid.

No, it's not. That's not real one. You don't do it in public. You do it. But Bobby, you did that sound bath. It's similar to that. There's like sound and breathing. I took a nap.

I just fell asleep. So what is it? It's called breath work. That's one example. Let me hear it for a little bit. That's like, hello. I want to hear Eddie's great. So it's, nose in two times?

Only the nose. Go ahead. No mouth. Oh, got your bugger came out. Don't stop. Bloody aeronomic bitch I thought on the street's gonna be go The world someday you got mud on your face Your big disgrace

kicking a can all over the place Sing it, we will, we will That particular type of breathing is like equivalent to coffee. Eddie passes it up. I am so dizzy right now. Eddie has reached Nirvana. Wow. There's other things that are more relaxing.

Like if you have stress and anxiety and like it's been a heavy week. Take it from the top. All right. It might be something to slow down. I've paid my dues. Turns into we are the champions. Because that song does that. Right.

Goes right into it. Okay. Haters. Four things with Amy Brown. I'm dizzy. You should do a song about the, you should do a song, a podcast, because I know you do a lot of the body stuff with someone about the digestive system and be mature but call it gassing pass. And talk about that. Gassing pass?

Like passing gas. Yeah. But it's called gassing pass with Amy. And you bring in people to talk about the stomach and the digestive track. I have an episode on that, but it's not called gas. On farting? No. No, Eddie.

Gassing pass. Gassing pass? You got to hear that one. Everything they do sounds like we will rock you. Every sound they make from everything. So stupid. I mean, I'm. I'm open to a brainstorming session for the podcast.

We just had one passing. No, gassing pass with Amy. Okay. Yeah. Well, let me, I will add it to my list. Okay. I have a running chart. We're done.

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