The Bobby Bones Show - Thurs Post Show (08-24-23)

Episode Date: August 24, 2023

Bobby starts talking to Lunchbox about Johnny Bananas being on the new reality show Villains and Bobby talks about the Darkside of the 2000’s on Hulu. A listener is mad at Lunchbox for talking about stealing ‘to-go’ orders. A news anchor was proposed to live on the air. Amy tries out her news reporting voice. Then Lunchbox and Raymundo audition to be a news anchor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I didn't know Johnny Bananas was considered a villain. Oh, is he considered a villain? Is he not? He's something that show villains Where they put all the bad people From reality shows on one house? I mean, I guess he did do something villainous That kind of paid

But people love him still So there was a one of the challenges He was a partner with Sarah And at the end You have a choice to split the money Or take it all for yourself And he took Sarah's money She left her with nothing

Dang really It was like $300,000 That she was supposed to get And he was like, no, I want it. and he got to choose and he... So she got nothing? She got nothing. And that was his big moment.

But that's a game. I mean, that's the game though, right? Like, it's part of the game. Yeah. It was the first time they had introduced that and he went with the money. He was like, you know, TJ, we worked hard. But that $300,000 changed my life. And boom, he took all of it.

He took all 600K or whatever. It was awesome. Dang. Poor Sarah, though. So would you say other than that, though, he was a villain? No. People love him. Yeah.

He's just one of the people. put like all the bad people from reality shows. I've been watching a little bit on Hulu this dark side of the 2000s. Was that documentary? It's series. Oh. I watched one part of The Bachelor yesterday. Oh, I saw that.

What's a dark side? Yeah. Behind the? Yeah. You ever watch it, Mike? Yeah. Okay. Which part have you seen?

I watched, well, I watched a different episode. I watched the TRL one. Oh, I saw that. I watched the Howard Stern one. I watched those two. Yeah, there's two of them. Well, so like, is it good? Should we watch it?

There's a dark side of the Howard Stern show? Yeah. Like, what? Even darker? So I knew about stuff. I read both his books. And I love Howard Stern. And he was beating the guy in Philly, finally, John DeBella.

He wrote about in his book. Then they had a funeral for the dude. He didn't really die. But they said when we beat you, we're going to have a funeral. And then he paid that, so that his wife then divorced him, John DeBella's wife. And then he paid John DeBella's wife to come up and do a bid on the air to go out with a listener. And John DeBel's wife ended up killing herself. That's pretty dark.

That's pretty accurate, right, Mike? Yeah. Whoa, wow, wow, wow. But that's not his fault. I didn't say he's... No, it's not. It's dark. It's dark.

That's it. Dark. But people... I think most people know that part of the story. Dang. So, yeah, it's good. And then The Bachelor was like...

That was interesting. Yeah, it was like the early seasons. And the girl, she was like one of the villains. And they're all older now, like 25 years older. But they talked about what it was like and how the producers would get them right. It's just that. And there was an old producer. that was talking about how, yeah, they would dig and find

like bad stuff in their past and that's what they would, how to make, use it to make them cry, give them alcohol. A lot of drunkenness. Dang. Yeah. When's ours going to come out? It's going to be the dark side of the 2020s.

And so that won't be out until 2040. Got it. And it'll probably be in a television type thing that's in your contact lens. Yeah. Like black mirror. Holograms. You show up in your living room.

So there's that. Let's play. Number four, Ray Moondo, voicemontov, voicemont number four. Hi, this message is for Lunchbox. This was a long time ago now, but on the podcast, you talked about how easy it is to walk into a place and just take food off of the DoorDash spot or the Togor-O-O-R-Pick-up spot. I just wanted you to know, it happened to me tonight. Somebody picked up my Applebee's order and just walked out with it, and now I have no hood and have been charged for it. So thanks, lunchbox.

You hope you feel good about yourself. Yeah, but you could just go to Applebee's and get someone else's order. That's what I'm saying. You can just walk in and get it and they don't ever ask you your name or anything. You just grab it and go. So you just keep the chain going. Yes. I will say, though, when we were in Tampa, I ordered a smoothie and like some breakfast sandwich from a place and I walked right up and it was just there.

And I waited. I even tried to get their attention. Like, is this mine? Should I get this? Well, because most people aren't going to steal the food. And I just took it. Right. Right.

And they have no idea. Because if a lot of people did it, they would have to fix it and have people watching it all the time. but a lot of people aren't doing that, which is why you can just do it, because most people are decent. Most people are good. But, you know, like, it's the old, hey, in the old days, you know,

when they had a little order, like number 76, let me see your ticket. Okay, you're 76, here's your food. Well, the old days, they didn't have Uber Eats how you ordered it online. You'd call on the phone. There wasn't a computer. Okay.

It's just amazing to me that they allow that. It's also amazing to you how overnight delivery works. No, he doesn't get that. No, I can't. If you order someone at 8 p.m., there's no way. should be at your door by 8 a.m. That is bananas. If it's in a warehouse within that 12-hour range, you order something from California and it gets to my house by 8 a.m. the next day, that is mind-blowing.

That's not going to happen from California if you order it at midnight. I said 8 p.m. Not 8 p.m. It's probably not. That's what I'm blown away. What have I been saying this whole time? And now you guys are like it doesn't happen. No, no, no, no. So which one is it? Does it happen or does it not happen? But you're picking the farthest place away they could possibly come from in a very late time. You will never get an overnight from. California, if you order it at 8 p.m. If you already at noon, maybe, you could get it. But you could get overnight from New York at 8 p.m. probably. Are you guys messing with me right now? No, this is what I've been saying the whole time.

There's no way it can... We're telling you that doesn't happen. Defeat time and space. But that's what I've been in mind. And you guys, oh, it happens no problem. I'm like... It does have... It doesn't matter.

Oh, my gosh. Is he acting? I don't know. No, you guys are... You guys are acting. This is what I've been saying the whole time. How can that happen? When it does happen, it's crazy.

you're like, oh, it happens all the time. It's so easy. Amy, are you okay? And then now I say it and you guys are like, it doesn't happen. All three of us are looking at you like, is he kidding or not? I don't know.

No, no. You sound like something's wrong with you right now. Right. Now you guys are agreeing with me that it doesn't happen and that is crazy that happens. No, no. We're saying that it doesn't happen.

You're saying it's crazy how it happens. We're saying from California at 8 p.m. by 8 a.m. isn't going to happen. And it doesn't happen. But it can by 6 p.m. to 2 p.m. the next day. That's just a space thing. time and space.

But it can be overnight. You just understand. Your fight wasn't overnight delivery from California only. It was just overnight delivery. Correct. It wasn't, I'm putting a flag in, it can't be to California across the country in four hours.

We'd have been like, yeah, we agree with that. You can't get a human hair that way. No, no, you, there's even an example. You went through the timeline. Like, let's say it's from- Yes, and if it can make it through the timeline, it can make it. That's how it does it.

I'm not walking down the hole. Oh, it went to Pennsylvania. I'm not walking down the hole. To hear. If I said Pennsylvania, it didn't come from California. That's an hour flight. Exactly. He just proved himself wrong.

No, no, you. Because if it's going to Pennsylvania, it's not coming to California. But it's not an hour flight. And to get it off the plane. I mean, go to the baggage claim. It takes more, it takes 45 minutes just to get your bag. It doesn't go to the baggage kind. It's logistics.

So then it has to get in a van, go to the sorting center, and you're like, oh, that only takes 10 minutes. I'm like, no. A news anchor was stunned by an on-camera proposal. Do you guys see this? Uh-uh. Oh, yes, I did. She was reading it?

Yes. Cringy or? I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. Okay, let's play a clip here, go ahead. We have the story of two young journalists who just so happened to find love in the same industry. Local 3 is Riley Nagel joins us in the studio with a special report.

That is right, Cornelia. I do have a very special report for people at home who maybe don't know. Cornelia and I met in news back in Montana at our news station almost four years ago. And you're one of the reasons, or pretty much the main reason, I'm still in news today, and you're always pushing me to be better in news and in other aspects of my life. And I thought it'd be fitting to ask you this question here since we met in news.

Cornelia and Nicholson. I'm gonna cry. Would you marry me? Are you okay? I gotta put it on? Okay. I love you. I love you too.

Come here. Make out? I like it. That's good stuff. I like it. Let me do a mid-roll here and then we'll come back to it. A win is a win. is a way. I don't care what you're saying.

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My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with him one day, and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot.

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Yeah, I like that. I don't like when they fit words in from rap songs. That's so over done and played out. The weatherman or whatever. Okay. Right. But his part right there, that part, when he started talking, that's not on the teleprompter, right?

No, no, no. That would have been funny. He put the word in for him, too. He sits at the desk and reads it. Well, and it is really cool to see news people be themselves because they're never themselves. Right. It's starting to happen where news people can actually be a little more human.

This happened in radio like 10, 15 years ago. now it's starting to happen in news where people like don't want to see plastic people. Yeah. Welcome to the 7 o'clock. Hey everybody, welcome to the cut down. It's me, Frankie. That was radio. That's everybody in radio.

When I worked in news, we had consultants come in to say like, all right, read this sentence and you'd read the sentence. And they're like, no, no, no, say it more like a robot would. And you're like, what? Have you in? So that reminds me of, oof. You have to, like, report something, like, so tragic and you have to just be, like, no emotion? Well, it's not that. It's mostly, because I'm okay with the reporting with no emotion because I don't need emotion in my data.

Okay. It's just the people, they talk, not like real humans. Right. The guys, oh, talk like this. You would set, and if they were talking in real life, they wouldn't talk like that. Right. People are always, when they meet us or me, they're like, oh, you talk just like you do on the radio. No, I talk on the radio like you do in real life.

Yeah. It isn't that great. I'm humble. I talk too fast. You know, it's just normal. I couldn't keep up a radio voice and do this as long as we do every single day. You'd be exhausted. Yes, I would, Eddie.

You'd be so dumb. I didn't even know how to do it. I tried for a little bit. Try it, Amy, try it. Well, women don't really do it. But the news voice. I thought I meant radio. Like, give me an example.

Or read something on your paper on your desk there. I'm trying to think, I'm trying to hear like some of our friends that have been in news. It's just extremely proper, almost fake. Like you're doing a voice. If your sex drive could use a little jump start, you should consider dunking your body in an ice bag. That's it. It sounds like a brutally painful way to get your motor running. You do sound like a news lady.

And they also want you to be lower, too. Coming up at five. But a Brazilian doctor named Camilla Lewin swears by it. She says taking regular ice baths has increased her sexual appetite. Amy, you are hired. That's it. What's your last name, Amy? If I'm ever telling a story like that, I'm going to be like,

Amy Anderson. To Amy. No, that's her name. Change it to Amy Anderson. It looks like Gen Z women are giving a nod to their boomer sisters and ditching their brawls. While Gen Z women may not be burning their brawls like women did in the 60s, they have definitely embraced going brawless. I'm Amy Anderson with your special one. Amy, that is so good.

Amy, you're good at that. Now you need to stand with what they would call vagina hands. Why would they, because it looks like a vagina with your fingers. The consultants would literally say do vagina hands. Oh, I saw on a tent talk once that. Fingers, tips together, thumbs together to make the Illuminati triangle. But then put your fingers down. Yeah.

And then tilt it toward, so it looks like a vagina. That's it. I saw on a TED Talk, it's obviously universal, but I guess just depending on certain things, if you want to be seen as competent or you know what you're talking about, they said this is the move. That's it. Did they call it that, though? I don't remember what they called it. They called it the move.

I used to call it Labia fingers. Oh, boy. No. No, I don't call it that. That's what I would talk with. I mean, they should change that, though, right? Well, it doesn't look like that. I would say Illuminati hands.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But instead of vagina hand. But I guess that's which way you hold it. Illuminati, vagina. Aluminati, vagina. You know? Because that's not Illuminati. Right, right.

Lumini. So, Illuminati. Vigina. Utah. Miami. Utah. Utah. But upside down.

Upside down. What would upside down be? This? Yeah, what's that? I don't know. Outside down gold pose. Yeah, I don't know anybody that does that one. Okay.

Is there one? Who does? Yeah. No, but yeah. Miami with fingers up. Utah. Vagina. No, vagina.

No, vagina. Aluminati. Okay. All right. All right. That's what's up. Amy, you were good at that, though. So good.

Oh, okay. Yeah. You sound like a news anchor on family guy. But when they have people do news anchor. Oh, dang. No, but she sounds like a real news anchor. I know, but they do that cliche family guy news anchor on that. Yeah, but I don't know.

Lunchbox, how would you be a news anchor? Oh, man, I can't even watch the news and so freaking long. Let me see. Yeah, so. I'm not doing your commercial. I don't know why those were the stories on my table. I didn't charge to give me his client commercial. You're just hand-in-hears-in-reed-no, I ain't doing that.

Coming up at six, a Georgia man facing a felony charge after he was accused of stealing a full wooden porch from his neighbor. coming up live on News Channel 5. Pretty good. That's not bad. He actually sounds like a normal person. He doesn't even go to the news anchor. He's like normal voice.

Not like Oscar the Grouch. That story I was going to talk about that story. You want to tell that story but as a news guy? Hold on. Let me. I have no idea. Just read it like you did. Rip and read.

It's what they do in the news. Go. No, they do not. Yes, they do. The porch owner told investigators to why his property may have an abandoned. Oh, look to ban. Why would they put?

See, this one they write. Oh, now he's mad at the script writer. Like, it may have. I held it when we didn't put any pressure on you. Right, right. But why don't they say it may have looked, instead it said, it may have had an abandoned looked.

Look, no one says an abandoned look. Everybody says it looked abandoned. Like if you're looking at a house, oh, that house has an abandoned look. No, that house looks abandoned. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't know that I ever say that. And here's the deal of your answer.

I would read over that and then change it to your words. Unless you're ripping and reading, which we wanted you to do, which is breaking news. Do it as breaking news. Go. Robin Swagger.

Allegedly walk past... Start over, start over, start over. Hey, the voice. From the beginning. I don't remember the voice, though. The voice. And you don't do, do, do, do, do, do. Yeah, Eddie, go ahead.

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Breaking news. A Georgia man is facing felony charges after he is accused of stealing a full wooden front porch from his neighbor. That's right. Robin Swenger allegedly walked past several no trespassing signs, took a look and stole all the property off the porch. Property off the porch.

You can't stop news, man. You got to keep going. I'm not going to read with. Hey, don't say, uh, either. It was a full 8 by 10 porch, investigator Chris Stapler with the Kawata County Sheriff's Office told Fox 5 Atlanta very well constructed. Some people may shrug their shoulders and say,

it's not a big deal. But when you take someone's property without their consent, the value is worth $3,000 and you can go to jail. Deputies have an identified swinger as a suspect and have been on the lookout for him for several days that they haven't found him or the porch. Man, you're not getting hired. Let's go over to John for sports.

I'm getting hired. Hey, Mike, will you give Ray the ransack Beverly Hills store story? Well, that was a good one. Did you see the video? Don't say anything. We weren't ready to rip and read it. Oh, Ray will kill it. Why do you think that Ray will kill it?

Ray's just good. He's already got the place. Why did you think that about lunchbox? Man, did you hear lunchbox going back and forth into real lunchbox? Yeah, he kept fading out. Yeah, that's okay. This story comes to us from Austin, Texas. Ray, you ready?

And action. Yes, just coming into the news desk, thieves ransacked a Beverly Hill store escaping with nearly 200,000 worth of wigs. We read more. Security cameras captured the moment burglars ransacked a Beverly Hills shop and escaped with almost 200,000 of these wigs. The smash-and-grab burglary targeted the wig fairy, located in La Sienga, where at least three thieves shattered the glass front doors before sprinting inside. Everything was shattered, said Mona Zager. of wig fairy, the glass was everywhere. They used two long metal poles to break in. The suspects quickly grabbed handfuls of merchandise, ignoring the blaring store alarms. They grabbed so much,

she said, there were wigs all over the floor. They scooped them up running out the door. It was two and a half minutes and they stole a heck of a lot. About 70 custom human hair wigs were taken. Almost 200,000, Zager said. Most of the wigs were meant for cancer and alopecia patients. Many of them had been waiting for custom wigs for weeks. That's Ray with the news. Did he ad live in there? He just forgot to say $200,000. He said $200,000 weeks.

But that's a heck of a lot. But that is, he was being a little bit of himself. Did he read that? Probably. I just said that. Okay. Yeah. Pretty good.

That's a heck of a lot. You can throw to lunchbox as a reporter who knows more about it. Lunch over to you. Oh, yeah, Jim. We're on the scene here, and there are three suspects. There's one named Eddie, Ray, and Amy. They were seen leaving in a red Honda Civic license plate 642 JJB

So be on the lookout, police say They are armed and dangerous Back to the studio That's pretty good Their names obviously aren't those three Is that true what you just said? No I thought you were about to tell us all about the story

You're like, do you see it? He made all that out I thought when you said there was a ransack I thought you were talking about the Nordstrom When there was a Nordstrom Like where they all ran in and did the whole thing again Smash and grab. Got it.

That's why I thought I had no idea. I thought he was reading from something. I look over and it's just some sports video. Yeah, on this day in 2019, Andrew Luck retired from the NFL. That's all I was reading. On this day. Man, he made up the license plate number and everything. Make a license plate.

How did you go? B7-1-8-9-1. See? There you go. Easy as pie. Just make it up. Easy as pie. That's what it's all about.

You like alpha, Roma, gamma, gamma, gamma. Romeo. B as Invictory. I don't hear very well sometimes. My wife will say, you know, left or right or whatever. So now she knows I don't hear very well, or I'm not listening one of the two. And she'll go, take a, what's the L one? L?

Yeah. Take a Larry. Larry. And Ride is, I forget what it was, but that's. Right. Take a, Roger. I don't remember. But you guys take a Larry right here.

So I'll know. Those words sound very similar. It's always stressful and phonetic. Like they want, like if you're on a call and you don't know that specific, the whatever it's called alphabet. I just make up a word for it. I know you do. I'm like P as in purple, V as in vagina hands. Right.

That's what gets stressful as they're like, because they give it back to you the proper way. And then I'm like, J as in Joey. My dad would always do Spanglish. He'd be like, yeah, it would be P as in Paul, R as in Roger, and E as in enchilada. Yes. Exactly. Stressful. All right, we're out of here.

You guys have a great day. Old Crow Medicine show on the show tomorrow. And that's it. You guys have a good day. I'm tired. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, buddy. A win is a win.

A win is a win. I don't care which I'm saying. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement

to my brand new podcast, the Clifford Show. This is a place for Raw. unfilled conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok's podcast network on TikTok. When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands. I vowed. I will be his last target. He is not going to get away

with this. He's going to get what he deserves. We always say that trust your girlfriends. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. This week on the Sports Slice podcast,

it's all about the NFL draft and we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar, this is the insight you

won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slical Life 12 and TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.