The Bobby Bones Show - Thurs Post Show (09-02-21)

Episode Date: September 2, 2021

Bobby talks to Jerry in Oklahoma and wants to get a tattoo of our show logo with our autographs around it. We try to convince her otherwise. Bobby says he will get the weekend to think about it. We also talked to Rhonda in St. Louis whose husband surprised her with a trip to BobbyFest. Lunchbox also thinks we should each submit our underwear to raise money for St. Jude. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Thank you for joining. A very special edition of the Bobby Bones show. Like, it's serious. Like, I'm going to announce something here. Nice. But people are watching us on Facebook, right now. So just as, I don't know, because it's always different. Sometimes we go on right when the show's over. Sometimes it's an hour after the show, like right now. But I guess if you follow us on Facebook, it kind of pops up in your feed.

Right? Yeah, if you follow us on Facebook, it'll like notify you. But it's kind of tricky because you have to be on Facebook for you to be not notified. Stay on Facebook from like 930 to 2. But then stay off Facebook other than this because you will go crazy. Or you can set notifications, right? Like, don't you set that stuff in certain apps? You can, yeah, but it means that you have to get notifications for the Facebook app, and I know some people turn those off. We should have way too long on this, right? Okay, I have a couple calls here.

Let's go over to Jerry in Oklahoma who's on the phone. Hey, Jerry, thank you for calling. Hi, good morning, Bobby. Morning. Morning. Morning. I just want to let you guys know that during this pandemic, you have been my only friends, it seems like.

I listen to you guys every morning, and I'm wanting to get a tattoo on my back with a heart, with the show logo in the middle, and autographs around it, if there's any way possible. Can I convince you not to do that? Yes, please don't. And I love you.

I just am so grateful that you listen to the show, but let's just be honest about this for a second. Hold on, Bones. This could be cool, though. People do this with sports teams. They like the Yankees. Let's get the logo on there. Free advertisement.

And I heard. On your back. Wait, how long are you going on? I don't know about that. Where on your back? The pool? In the summer. Let me say this.

I, first of all, I love it. I thank you for having that passion for the show. And I love that we've been able to be your companion through the last year and a half. That's our goal. If you're driving to work or you're running later in the afternoon, we just want to be your friends, be your companion. That being said, that's so permanent that I would just recommend against it. Who knows how long this show is going to go on?

You know? Hey. Okay. Have you heard of a cover-up? I have heard of a cover-up. Oh, so you would just... I heard you say something about the other couple weeks ago on your podcast about, you know, what if I was to go to jail or something?

Well, honey, I'll be dead by time you go to jail. Oh, so like, she's not going to be a lie. long enough for you to mess up. That is not true. You can mess up tomorrow. Yeah. I can mess up on my way home. That's true.

Here's my point. I'm just so torn because it's such an honor to have somebody go. I'd like to put something permanent on my body because of how you make me feel. Because people do do that with sports teams. They do that with all kinds of stuff. But I just, if you're going to put the logo, and our logo, the show changes every couple of years. Oh, yeah. That's why she can upgrade?

I'll sit in a creative and go, what if we change this? What if we... How about we just get a picture and we sign it and we frame it and we send it to you? And you keep that in your house and we all win. Is that sufficient enough for her? I don't know. I feel a little weird about it. Like I feel weird, but that's what celebrities do.

They do what their fans want. They want them to sign them. I'll sign her. I just don't feel like a celebrity and that's why it's weird for me to sign it. Because I don't feel like... Is scuba coming in here? Is it... No?

What? I'll sign her. I will. I'll sign her. Oh my gosh. Scoob would take his headphones off. I thought he was marching in. I don't know. Can we put this up, Morgan, somewhere? As like a vote?

As a vote? Because I would love to do it just because I would do it. I would do it if someone wanted me to do it. I just feel bad for her if the show logo changes. If we all sign it and let's say Eddie decides he doesn't want to do radio on a year and he's off the show. Who's voting, though? Because I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I'm so confused about it. Just she vote because it's her body and us vote. Well, how many tattoos do you have? Also, how do we see her? 10. How many? How many?

16. Oh, we'll be number seven. It'll be perfect. We're bringing in the studio, bring a tattoo artist in right here. We sign and they do it live on the air. Great. Where do you live? Come on now.

I live in Wagner, Oklahoma. Oh, my goodness. Oh, yeah. Caitlin's family can just drive you over. Yeah. Where is Wagner, Oklahoma? Yes. Where's Wagner?

What's it by? Oh, it's about 15 minutes for Fort Gibson. Boom, see what I... So it's close to Arkansas. You know, it's on the right side of Oklahoma. Do you have any other tattoos for other things, like people that, you know, are, like, names? You want her to name the 16 tattoos? No, no.

I'm asking if she has any other that represent. We have like a Who's the Boss tattoo with Tony Danza. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mash. You know, I have what I want. Yeah, yeah, we hear you. Do you have any like, have any like artists, like,

do you have any other? Like musicians or celebrities. Anything like that. No, but do I need to get one first? No, no, no, no. I know, no, no. Okay. Who's your favorite country music artist?

Brantley Gilbert. We could probably get Brantley in here to sign her. He probably could tattoo her himself. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Why do you want it on your back? Why on your back? My boss won't let me have any more on my arms.

And that's about the only place this fat girl's got left that would be decent place to chat. I'm so torn right now. I would, listen, I have signed people's arms and it's been a signature and I'm like, that's an easy cover-up. There is a kid, a young adult, who has my face, my face. face and shoulders tattooed on him. And the artist actually did a really good job. I met him. Yeah.

I saw him in Virginia during my walk. And to me that's always risky because you depend on the artist a lot. I mean... It's hard to look right. I mean, people mess up all the time. Even in just a little bit. I mean, you're trying to get post Malone, but like just a little nose flare. Yeah.

And all of a sudden you got Dick Van Dyke. You know what I mean, you know that... But the artist did a good job on this kid is basically what I was. saying. But, but again, that was me. It was weird because, and I couldn't believe somebody cared that much about me to do that, but I thought, well, it's just me. It's not the show logo that might change. It's, uh, well, yeah, but I mean, do you know how many times people mess up and say the Bobby Jones show? What if the tattoo artist did that? Oh, no. Looking back. Um, Jerry, my answer is, what's today, Thursday?

Don't know. My answer is, give me the weekend to think about it. Okay. All right. Well, I'll see you Sunday. Oh, she's going to see you. Well, then, we've got to make a decision. Wait, wait, what do you mean? You'll see me.

She's going to be a Bobby Fuzz. And she's going backless shirt so you can sign it. Right? I'll be alone without a shirt on the back. Are you going to have one on the front? See? Okay. What?

Jerry, let me think about this, okay? Okay. You think long and hard. I will. I will, Jerry. Clock's ticking. I really want it. I really.

do. I know. I just feel bad that you may not want it later. Well, you know, I've wanted it for a long time, but this pandemic just pushed me because if it wasn't for y'all, I don't know if I'd have made it true. That's very nice of you. It's really nice. Now I really want to sign. If she doesn't get our signatures, she could still get the logo. And I'd rather have your signatures. Okay. Okay. I need some time with this one. That's a lot of room. Like every signature of every person on the show? I've got a question. How big do we get to sign it? Like how? I mean, we got to go big letters, right?

Well, whatever you want to do, that'll fit. I'm down. How much needs to be around my cellulite or nothing? So we all sign like the Declaration of Independence and he's John Hancock. Oh, of course. The big one. Let me think about this, Jerry, okay? All right. Guy's convincing.

Yeah, you did a good job. I was a no because I didn't want to stick her with that but I also don't want to not give people what they want if it's easy for me to give

you know okay well that is easy for you to give why you're so pervy these days Amy what are you you're like

you're like if there's a reason for you to be pervy it just comes screaming out of you he said something not pervy and you went yeah am I out of the pervro she's the new perv

I mean I just said oh that's an interesting I was thinking That's an interesting way to put it. So you growled at it? I didn't growl. Oh, he didn't growl.

I was like, I'm interested. I think she's number one perv right now. Yes. You're out. You're out. He's still at two. I am not number one. Well, listen, the only reason that maybe it's one and one A is the Carrie Underwood

underwear bit. Oh, yeah. The lunchbox yells out. Carry Underwood. You said what country star would have the best selling underwear and I, you know, that you would have it up in here. Okay. Jerry.

I hope you have a great day. You too, and I'll see you back Sunday. Okay. You'll be the one with the back. With the exposed back. She makes an arrow on a poster board sign just pointing down to her back while we're up there. Okay. On the phone, also is Rhonda in St. Louis.

Let's go ahead and pick Ron. Hey, Rhonda. How are you? Hi, Bobby. I'm super. How are you? I'm really good. Did you happen to hear that last call that we were on with?

I did not. Okay, so you just been waiting on hold. I thought maybe she could hear. It's the post show. I don't know what the phone lines can hear. Okay, so Rhonda had posted on the B-Team page the following. My husband surprised me tonight and said, we're leaving on a jet plane to Kansas to see Bobby Bones and the raging idiots.

He reserved the flights, the hotel, the tickets, and even our doggie care. Wow. I'm a very lucky wife. So he surprised you with this? Completely surprised me. I have been begging for months. Oh, my gosh, oh my gosh. Come on.

It's Labor Day weekend. He performs Sunday. We'll have an extra day. let's do it, let's do it. Well, that's like seven hours away. I live in St. Louis. So he's like, no, no, we're going to wait. We're going to wait for somewhere closer.

I'm like, no, what if it never, ever happened? So anyway, I've been begging and begging and begging and kind of nagging and saying, come on. And finally yesterday, he goes, hey, what are we doing again for the weekend? And I said, well, I want to clean up the garage and a lot of chores around the house. And we just have to go to a soccer game on Saturday. And he goes, all right, well, how about a football? we go to Bobby Bones instead. I'm like, get out.

Anyway, I'm like, well, what is? And he's like, he says it's the seven-hour drive. And I'm like, oh, that sounds awful. And he's like, well, all right, let's fly. So, I mean, he has every, he'd already had everything set up. He was just set me up to maybe, I don't know, I don't know what he was thinking, but my birthday is 9-11 the following Saturday. So that's a super crappy birthday. and we kind of celebrate on Labor Day a lot. Well, what a husband. What a great. I mean, anywhere.

The best husband. Anywhere to go, hey, let's go do this. You want to do it. Surprise, I've got it all figured out. That's great. And can't wait to see it. I'm going to put you on hold for a second, and we're going to see what we can figure out.

Since you're coming out there special, we'd like to make it a little special for you. So why don't you hold on a minute, okay? All right, cool. All right. Stay on the phone for a second. Okay. I mean, I had a lot plan to talk about for the post show,

but I mean, we just did... I mean, Jerry stole the show. Yeah, Jerry's pretty awesome. I mean, if Jerry would have called during the regular show, we'd had a whole show. Yeah. Because we wouldn't have hung up on her. We'd just want, hold on, Jerry.

Let me play a song real quick, and we'll come back. And I'm just torn on the tattooing, the logo, and all of our names. The signatures, yeah. It's just, okay. You can put her back then. Hey, Rhonda. Oh, Rhonda, you back? Yes.

Okay. Yeah, we had to ask you a question off the area. You understand why. You don't have to say what the question was, but you understand why we have to ask. question. Yes. Okay. Um, Eddie and I would like to, we would like to meet you real quick before we do our show. So, um, we're going to get, oh, ha, ha, ha. Oh my God. Oh my. Oh, right. Okay. So, um, what I'm going to do is get

your info. Okay. Yes. That's, yes. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to get your info and then it, it won't, listen, it's not going to be anything crazy because we don't have, because of COVID rules, we don't have anything, any crazy backstage experience, you know, super thing. But we'd love to meet you for a brief second. Say hello. Thank you for listening and take a picture with you, okay? Oh, my God. Yes.

Happy birthday to me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. That's awesome. I'll tell you what we'll do, because I'm going to keep it out of Morgan number one's hands because she's basically running two music festivals. If, Ray, if you can get her to Tim, our security guy,

Tim, can you manage this quick? because, okay. And then we'll meet her quickly before we go on our set when we get back in. Okay. Nice. That feels good, huh?

Very cool. If I give Morgan number one one more task, she's going to explode. She's running basically two music festivals. And she's doing, you know, all the artists and the winner of the contest

that gets to open the big stage and the travel and she's on the bus. So, but we will take care of that, Ronda. We're very grateful that. Your husband did that and they're coming. All right. I mean, I don't know what else to do here.

I mean, we can just call it a day on this post show. That's pretty fun, huh? Yeah, that's been great. I will do, we'll end on this, because we did talk about the underwear thing. Lunchbox had proposed a bit we're not going to do on the main show because I don't want to talk about underwear anymore. Oh.

Because it turned purvy. But you can do it here because that way people can turn it off and it's not affecting our ratings or our streaming. Okay? Okay. Go ahead, lunchboxer. I think we should have an underwear off of our underwear where we put it up.

Like Michael Jordan is selling his underwear, we can all pick an old pair of underwear that we have. We put it up and people bid on it and we raise money for St. Jude. Of course, we're going to take a cut. But St. Jude is going to make a lot of money because people are going to want our underwear in their household.

Nope. Nope. Nope. And who do you think you want to? Who's Perv number one now? No, this is not pervy, Amy. This is charity. This is called caring. And who's underwear do you want in the room?

Just list out who you'd like. I would like Bobby, Amy, mine. I mean, Mike D. is fine. No one's really going to want it. But Eddie, Morgan number two's, for sure. Abby. For sure, see. Utility Hillary, definitely.

Why are you so definitely on the girl? Why didn't I get it for sure? I didn't. I didn't. You weren't like, you said. Now Amy's offended that she wasn't perved on. You're like, help me. Do we understand what's happening?

Amy's now offended that she wasn't perved on. I mean, I was just curious why I didn't get a Amy definitely or Amy for sure. I mean, I don't want to do it. You don't want to raise money for St. Jude? No, I love helping. Your underwear would go for at least $1,000.

First of all, no, it wouldn't. Oh, do you want to bet? Do you know how hardcore the B team is? I would bet that the underwear's going for $1,000. And first of all, we're not selling our underwear. No, used an old. You don't think a dude would buy Amy's underwear for $1,000. Thank you, Eddie.

Now, Bobby, I'm going to. Now he's getting mad at me A thousand bucks, no It's just a lot of money Oh man Like the Michael Jordan ones were only 600 bucks That was just starting out though It's probably now 10,000

Well Michael pull it up But I'm saying if Michael Jordans That you could probably You, he's international Maybe the most famous sports figure Of all time Is only going for 600 bucks Women aren't gross like dudes

Like guys What is it? It's not even a thousand Michael Jordan's Okay But okay doesn't say anything. You didn't say anything about saying okay. That tells me that Amy's going to be more valuable than Michael Jordan. Thank you.

Just think if she pulled out, you know, her underwear from 2015 and was like, hey, yo, this was circa 2015, Amy. Like, you know, like you go to like the country music halls. Circa. The country music hall of fame, it's like, oh, you know, Carrie Underwood wore this outfit in this day or, you know, this year on this tour. At the opera, they have her shoes. Things like that. That's exactly what this is. You can say like Amy wore this at I Heart Festival.

Yeah, 2000, circa 2015. You'd need proof somehow. Oh, no. Okay. Amy, a lot of the pictures. Okay. I have an outfit. See?

But I don't. Amy, if we get $1,000 for your honor. Okay, see. Okay, good. $2,000, Amy. No. It's for the kids. No.

First of all, nobody's bidding that kind of money on it. You guys are out of your mind. No, I would tell those people that. We do many other things. Yeah, I'd be like, become a partner in hope. Yes. And spread that $1,000 over your $20. a month and you'll get a limited edition

Pimp and Joy T-shirt. But you know how people need inspiration to join this? The underwear would be the reason. I don't think that our underwear would motivate a lot of people to jump in. There's someone on Facebook that's willing to pay a thousand right now. They're not really. Yes, there is. They're not really. They're kidding. They're kidding. Read me

the message. It says, well, at first it said, I want Amy's, I'll give you $700. And then he goes, I'll buy it $1,000. Let's run it. But there's no way they're being serious. I don't know. You don't ever know. He's not laughing. If he's like bet.

Yeah, there was no LOL at the end. It was like. What's his handle? Amy, $4,000 would you give up a pair of used underwear? No. You wouldn't? I wouldn't. You know, why all of a sudden?

No, am I supposed to sell money? You're not supposed to, but I thought that would just be way out of it. There's no, I thought no one would pay that kind of money for any underwear. You underestimate what people want. But no one's offered $4,000. So now you want $4,000? I thought you said $4,000. $4,000.

Oh, for a thousand. I think said $4,000. Do you want $4,000? I wouldn't care if someone ate my underwear. Once it was out of my hands and I got the money, I wouldn't care. So now if it gets to $1,000 you think I should? Oh, I'm just telling you I would. Okay, so someone wants a pair of yours for $1,000?

Can we get Circa, like, Dancing with the Starz? What year was that? Circa 2018. Dancing with the Stars underwear? Not a bad idea. Boom. Stop saying circus. It's probably like a sequence.

Isn't that what they say? Like a sequin phone? I don't know what I wore. I bet somebody there does. No, I wore my own underwear, guys. They didn't provide me with underwear. Oh, it wasn't part of your costume? No.

So you probably still have that underwear? I'm sure I do, but I don't know which one it was. I mean, just look for the one that has the streak from when you fell on the stage. You know what? It probably has a burn in there. No. Okay. No.

So would you do it for a thousand though? Like if someone off a thousand through, I can't prove. I can't give a letter of authenticity. What if they just said, I want your underwear from today for $1,000. Have it. You know what? take yesterday's as a free ad on. Let's go. See, guys? If anybody

listening right now thinks that, like, as you age, you become more mature and, like, I'm sitting here thinking, like, we're still doing the same stuff we didn't wear $25. Well, it wasn't on, it. It's hilarious. It came up because of a Michael Jordan bit. We didn't just go, let's auction off our underwear. No, I mean, lunchbox. Well, he kind of did.

Oh, man. He did. Hey, I just found a website, sniffer.com. You can sell your underwear. Oh, my gosh. You can. Stop. Stop. Stop. Yeah, I see that. Used underwear. And by he found it. And by he found a website. their website. He means you went back to his favorite. It says, buy panties, sell panties.

Oh, no. Okay. See. I mean, I have Napoleon dynamite boxers that I could sell. I mean, I'll pay you to burn those. Just to get rid of them. Okay, listen, we're done. So are we doing it? We're for a thousand bucks. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. But it's just so much money. I'd be happy to give my underwear for a thousand bucks. I'd even pee in them a little. Oh. Wait, what? Added bonus. If that's what you wanted. Different kind of shopper. No, it's not.

You think these shoppers want your underwear so they can show off as what, a fashion? No, they want your underwear because it's been on your body. Yes, this is the donor. You think there's some integrity with this buying? Yeah. The purchaser was not a normal person.

They don't want to show it off in a glass case. They don't want to put it on their head. Yeah. I want to wear it like a helmet. Oh. Okay. Oh, it's our new mask. We're done.

Okay, got to go. You guys, have a wonderful day. We will see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're Simply Safe.

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