The Bobby Bones Show - Thurs Post Show (09-22-22)

Episode Date: September 22, 2022

Eddie shares an unknown fact from Lunchbox about something he does every day. Morgan had something stolen from the station and we got to the bottom of it. Eddie has a creepy song that he wants to cancel. Then we get into a deep dive in creepy lyrics. We also take some calls from listeners that we didn’t get to during the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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100 Bobby loves you. What in the world? You've called this number for a reason. That's the wrong number. I got to go. You need Bobby to love you. Yep, I'm out. Unknown fact about lunchbox. Eddie, Eddie a sent to sent to sent.

This is a funny one. Go ahead. You all had no idea. But I get to sit next to Lunchbox, and did you know that he doesn't type the way, you know, you're taught to type with the home keys and all that? He uses his index fingers. He's a pecker. Yeah, I'm a pecker. I've always said I'm a pecker.

Many people have, too, and they don't know high type. Yeah, I'm a pecker. But I'm pretty good. I can use my pointer fingers and my thumb, so I use four fingers. Most peckers just use their fingers. But I'm telling you what improved my typing is chatting on Facebook. I'm a lot faster. We do it every day all the time.

Well, as I'm saying, in high school, I took a typing class where you had to try to do that and you had to type these papers out and everybody be done in 10 minutes and then me goofing off the roads of class. And there I am with my peckers going boom, boom, boom, boom, stressing out. And I'd get it done with like a minute left to go in class. But why not learn to do it right way for class? I tried. I would sit there and it'd be like. Yeah.

And I would. But you do it over and over. But I would fail because I would get on Facebook like that. You get a lot better. I would get bad grades because I wasn't getting them done because I would mess up so much I'd have to delete. Oh, go back. Did you do that?

A, A, A, A, A, A, A. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just saying they taught us our home rules. The home keys. And then you're supposed to do it. And I would try to type those papers. And I would mess up so much that I was running out of time. So I just had to peck.

That's it. Huh. You look like a puppet. Yeah, when he pecks? When he types. Because that's like you have strings on your arms. Up, down, up, down, up down. It looks like a...

Yeah. Like a fraggle rock or like a Muppet. And the fingers are flying everywhere. Like, he has to move the finger all the way to get the back space. And then, oh, my gosh. When there's a shift and, you know, exclamation point, it's crazy. Like, we sit, turn in show pepper every night. Like, honestly, how long does it take you to type up your stories?

It takes a little while. He's the last one to submit, right? No, but listen, it really doesn't take that long. I'm pretty quick with the peckers. Like, I'm, like, I can type. I mean, what do you want me to type? I can type. something right now.

We should do a... Hey, look, your pecker's quick, right? And we're okay with that. What's he doing? I don't even care that much. I just thought it was funny. He's pecking. Yeah, he's fine.

For as much as he has to peck, his pecker works fine. Boom. Just typed a whole sentence. A whole sentence. Good job. Today we're going to Las Vegas, and I'm going to make millions of dollars. I was just practicing.

Positive thoughts for tomorrow. Did you do a comma? Why would there be a comma there? Today we're going to Las Vegas, comma. You just blew his mind. No way he did that. No, I didn't know they were supposed to be a comma.

How would I know there's supposed to be a comma there? The pause, man. Another one of those classes that you... Uh-huh. Yeah, I get that a lot sometimes. Like, when I'm typing things, it'll be like, oh, do you want to put a comma there? And I'm like, I guess if you guys won't want one. He argues with it.

Why would I do that? He's talking to the paperclip. Hey, paperclip. The paper clip that talks to you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you mean? What's your reason behind this comma? That paper clip rock.

He was cool, man. He was really cool. He saved me a lot. So this is not how we do a resume usually. Would you like me to put this in? Yes, I would. Absolutely. Thank you, Mr.

Paperclip. Morgan, someone stole a box of stuff here that was yours, like a Titan stuff? Yes. So I got my Titans thing in the mail. And I had... Oh, these guys are looking at each other. I looked at Lichbox. I didn't look at me, so I looked at him.

I looked at Lergebox. Vissal reaction was to look at each other. So you're going to say this story, but something just happened over here. So go ahead and explain what happened because I don't know. Well, so my Tiber is. The Titans box came and I opened it up and I was like, cool, this is awesome. And I left it sitting in the green room for me to take home. I got a hoodie, some t-shirts, some hats.

I knew what was in there. Well, I opened it up before I left. I was like, just out of curiosity making sure everything's in here. I opened it up. The hoodie's gone. I don't have it anymore. I hear Ray laughing to the glass, which the sound almost never comes through the glass. Ray, what do you know?

Nothing, but it's just comical. That stuff gets stolen. And I mean, how are you going to steal the hoodie? You obviously can't ever wear it. Who would you say where's the most hoodies? Lunchbox. 100%. Do you have a new Titans hoodie by any chance?

Man, guys, I'm not a titans fan. When he does this? You have hoodies from all kinds of stuff. This voice. You have like pharmaceutical sales hoodies. I have the Colorado Rockies. Not a fan of them. Did you steal Morgan's hoodie?

I would never do that. Why is he talking like that? Why are you doing the voice like that? I didn't know a voice. Nah, let's just say. Do you have Morgan's hoodie? Nope. Why are you looking around you?

He's saying he doesn't have it right now. Yeah. That's what he's saying. Did you just think it was promo and you just grabbed it? You're like, I'll take that. I didn't see a name on the box. Okay, so it was him. He did it.

And let's just say that. No, let's just say. I don't want to do what you say. I'm saying, and so there was three t-shirts, a hoodie. So I thought it was meant for everybody. So I was like, oh, why didn't you ask? Who would I ask? Anybody, scuba Steve, the person you should ask.

Or I think Morgan's name was on it. The box. All the things that come are have names on him. I did not see a name on the box. Did you look? It was on the box. I saw Titan. I saw it when I got the box.

Morgan put in the green room. This is for you. He didn't tell me that. This is not for you. I was large. Okay, but you don't take stuff. It is really soft. Wow, it's cool.

I like this. Yeah, it's really nice. That blue. It's a good blue too. It's a old school hood. And you know, the Mitchell Timpennie when he came in last week and he had that Derek Henry shirt on, that was in the box. So he must have got a package too.

So you were looking in the box? No. And if you had liked other stuff, would you have taken it as well? No, I preferred the hoodie. I like hoodies. But that's not yours. Well, I didn't know whose it was. But you didn't look.

I did look. I looked at the box. I was like, oh, box. You looked at the box and you did, did you look at like a mailing? No, I didn't see a mailing thing. All I saw was a Titans box. Where's the hoodie now?

That's not the crib. The crib. I think you either a, O Morgan, a hoodie, that hoodie. Oh. Hopefully unwashed. Unwashed.

Okay. No, no, no, no. Never been worn or washed. Oh, you said unwashed. But I meant like. I don't want to get it. You haven't worn it, then washed it. Have you worn it? No, I'm just chilled with it. It's at the house.

You haven't worn it, but you chilled with it? Yeah, it's like laying on the couch. With your pecker? No. Wasn't pecking in it. Okay. You need to wear it to write some show notes or something? No, because it's not like freezing cold in my house like it is here. Got it, got it, got it. So did you have it? Have you had it on?

No, I did try it on. Yeah. He should wash it. No, it should give it to Morgan. And if she wants to wash it, that's fine, or dry clean it, or nothing. But you have to give Morgan. the hoodie bag. It's her. No, no, it's hers.

Yeah, okay. I didn't know it was hers. But you didn't look. No, I did look. I'm telling you, I looked at the box. I was like, oh, Titan's gear and I would go up. We're going nowhere with this. Yeah.

And I'm still wondering why we didn't get one. But also, you did know I was getting something from them. You saw the DM. No, no, I thought you got it at the game. Here's what I think. My theory is he's still upset. He didn't get invited to go to the celebrity suite. So now he's taking it out on Morgan in little ways.

Correct. And this is a way. Oh, I didn't know. I didn't look. He closed his eyes. Saw the hoodie from before. Closed his eyes, grabbed it. So he can say it in your name.

Yes. I just, I thought she said she got something at the game. I didn't realize. And so I thought maybe they heard me talking about it. So they sent me to one. But you didn't look to see and no one told you that. Well, wouldn't scuba steep come to you and say lunchbox? The Titans have sent you a box of merch.

No, no. I thought it was just to everybody. He didn't always. You thought. You didn't even ask. Well, why would I ask? If there's something there, I'm like, oh, cool. It's to all of us.

Ever since Lungebox has been bringing up that why did Morgan go and he didn't get to go. Have they reached out to you? No, they still haven't reached out to me. Hello, Titans. Is this working? I mean, they've got to be listening in their office, right? Probably not. On a podcast, the post show like this, probably not. They did reach out to me to ask for Bobby's size of things. Oh, wow. Excuse me. Well, don't leave it here. What did you tell them? I gave them their stuff. They'll send it here for you to get some stuff. If it comes in, don't know. I put it in your office. Yeah. He'll think he'll think. He'll think. He'll I think it's his. I know what your name wasn't on the door. I thought it was in my office.

I do go. Hey, Morgan, now that Stevenson plays football, we should go. We should try to take Stevenson. Okay. Like Morgan has all the tickets. Yeah, yeah, Morgan, since I have four kids, we should go. What are you? Hey, Braybill. What's up? What? What?

What? Rabel. Hook me up. That's the head coach. Yeah, yeah, yeah. John Robinson. GM, let's go. Come on. Okay. The hoodie has to come back. And you know you stole her. hoodie. No, I didn't want to be called it for. You know you stole the hood. You guys, like I knew it was hers. You guys are pointing me as a thief. You know you stole the hoodie. Hey, I have a bit I wanted to do here, but it involves

music and I can't play music, right, scuba? Oh yeah, for five seconds or less. So I couldn't do this music bit now. I can only do it on the air on YouTube or I can't do it at all. Yes, yeah, you can only do it all. And then we can't even put it on the podcast if I do it on the air. Yeah, if we can't make it the proper ad for five seconds or less, yeah. So we can't play music games anymore?

Sorry, Eddie. You can. You can. I'm still airs on our national show. You can't put it in a post. You can't put it on the podcast. Dang. Even with Ronnie yesterday, Ronnie Dunn,

I couldn't play any Brooks and Dunn clips. So I just sing them back to him. Nice. Remember this song? Bootski and buggy. Out in the country past is the limit song. Remember that one? That works.

Yeah, yeah. It's weird. So what's the musical clip now? Could you sing it? Maybe it's younger. Get out of my. Oh, yeah. Oh, I think all you need is five seconds.

Can you do five seconds at a time? Great, great question. We go five seconds, we pause it. Take a pause. We go, ba-da-p-p-p, and hit it again. Do it. Let's go, come on, what's up with that? I kind of like the loophole.

There are any rules against that, I don't believe. Okay, Ray, give me five seconds of the song. Whoa, yo, girl, get out. Okay, here we are. Just chilling. Hold on one second. I've got to skip ahead. He's going to get to the five seconds.

Oh, you stopped it. Yeah, just pause it. All right, let's do it again. From the top. All right, from the top. This could take forever, right? Yeah, that's okay. Okay, young girl, get out of my mind.

Okay. Okay. My love, free of, you know. It's hanging out, man. Uh-da-da-da-da-da-da. Young girl, get out of my mind. Something. My thoughts of you are way out of line.

Something like that. You got to go get out. And then it says, you better run, girl. So, Eddie sent me this and said, which you cancel the song. I mean, we cancel everything else in the world, but this song has lasted since 1968.

Hey, Mike, we throw the lyrics up. What the crap, man. Not what you're saying, it's kind of, young girl, get out of my mind. And he's singing it like, oh, like, hey, look at me, I'm romantic. Like, what are you talking about? He's all full Michael Boubley.

Young girl. So it's like the, you know, the Christmas one we canceled. Uh-huh. I really can't stick. Nobody's even looking at this song, huh? No, I think everyone forgot about it, but I was listening to the- Younger, get out of it. I didn't think about the word.

I was listening to the oldie station cooking. I was like, this song came on. I'm like, what the crap? No, no, no, no, no, no. You were singing a little too passionately. I shouldn't do it. Okay, here we go. Young girl, get out of my mind.

My love for you is way out of the line. Better run, girl, you're much too younger. Oh, my gosh, gosh. And this was so bad that I Google the songwriter. I'm like, he's got to be in jail, right? Let's do more. I don't know how the melody of the verse. With all the charms of a woman,

you kept the secret of your youth, you led me to believe you're old enough. Oh, no. To give me love. And now it hurts to know the truth. Cancel is crap. WTF, man. Yeah.

Whoa, whoa, young girl, get out of my mind. My love for you is way out of line. Better run, girl. You're much too young girl. Okay, let's keep going. Oh, man Beneath your perfume and makeup You're just a baby in disguise

Oh my gosh And though you know It's wrong to be alone with me That come on look is in your eyes Stop! I'm telling you My mind is too long Girl get out of my mind

Wow I didn't even get that far More there's more there's more Oh my gosh So hurry home to your mama I'm sure she wonders where you are Get out of here before I have the time To change my mind

Because I'm afraid It will go too far. I cannot believe it. I know the song. I know the quote. Me too, man. Let me do it finish again. Yo, get out of my mind.

My love for you is way out of line. Better run, girl. You're much too young girl. Young girl. Get out of my mind. My love for you. Is that it, Mike? No more.

Is that when they arrested him? They stopped the words. Then he went to jail. That's the creepiest song I've ever heard in my life. That's worse than baby don't. Wait. What is it called? Yeah.

Yeah, that's bad, man. Well, baby he's called inside him. He's like, drink this drink. That's pretty bad. But I mean, this is like crazy. Young. Yeah. Baby he's called us, I don't think there's anything illegal.

It's just creepy. Mm-hmm. This is illegal. Yeah, man. But he didn't do anything, I guess. That's what he's saying. Like, get out of here. I'm watching.

Before I do something. But I wonder how old he, his name's Gary Puckett. Gary Puckett. Yeah, he's not the songwriter, though. I did research. Why would you ever sing that song by a songwriter? If you'd, first of all, if you wrote it and then you're singing it, still extra creepy. So what I found out of my research

is the guy that wrote it was the producer of that album and he was like, hey, I got this song. Jerry Fuller. You guys might like it. And then the band's what, four dudes? And they're all like, I'd best get him immediately. For sure. Okay, back then, what was it? 69 or 59? 68. No, I'm asking what was

no, no, no, no, no. I'm asking what was the age of marrying? And Amy, that's even crazier. They just say that. They're just a young girl. Oh, I know. Because even if like it was younger then, this dude's still talking about it being illegal. There's another song, and I don't know. Maybe we Google the lyrics, but it's like,

She's 16, she's beautiful, and she's mine. This is the Beatles. Man, they should all go to jail then. She was just... Mike doesn't want to Google it because... Are you thinking of the she was just 17? No. Okay.

Different one. I don't want to Google it either. I'll Google it. It's already in there. It's Ringo. You're 16, you're beautiful, and your mind. Dang, Ringo. Oh, Ringo.

Wow. Yeah. Sweet little 16. She's just got to have about half a million framed autographs. Her walls filled pictures. She gets them one by one. Become so excited. Oh, watch her at the run.

Oh, mommy, mommy. Please may. Oh, daddy, daddy. Sweet little 16. She's got the grown-up blues. Tight dresses and lipstick. She's sporting high-hill boots. Oh, but tomorrow morning she'll have to change her trend.

Become sweet 16 and back in class again. No, no. See? Where is the part that's like She's 16? Keep going on down, Mike, will you? There's a lot of these songs, apparently. She's 16.

Okay, that's Ringo. Hey, Ray, do you have Ringo? She's 16. Do we play five seconds of? Let me see. Oh, maybe it's your, there's a different one. You're 16. That's a different one about Ringo.

You're 16. What the heck? I got it. Ringo's got all these songs about 16-year-olds. You want just the lyrics? No, I just need you to play five seconds of it. All right. Stop it.

Skip ahead. Just play it randomly anywhere else. I want to find if I know this one. Okay. Here's a good part. That's not a good part. It's a kazoo solo. Hey, that was a kazoo.

So this is Ringo after Beatles? I don't know, dude. I'm just weirded out by all this. What's that song, Mike? Yeah, that's that big. It is. Okay. You're 16, you're beautiful, and you're mine.

Yeah, you're 16. You're beautiful. Can you find that part, right? Just scrub it a little bit. We're okay. to listen to some scrubs. 1973. And you're my.

Rewind. Ringo. That's it. That's a song I'm saying. Ringo. This is after the Beatles. How old is Ringo in 1973? We need to have a discussion on

if he's an adult adult why he would be singing that song. He had to be in his 30s by then. You can easily change it to 19. Why not? And still feels weird. How old? So in 73, he'd have been 33.

That's wild. Come on, man. That's straight Seinfeld, dude. What did he do again? He dated a 16-year-old girl when he was like 38 or something. I'm sure those numbers are off a little bit, but that's wild. I'm checking to see his spouses. Type creepy songs from the 60s.

Oh, man. Yeah, Mike, Mike, keep Googling, man. Oh, I'm just disgusted by this. Creepy songs from the, there's a lot, just 70s, 60s, whatever. But it's like, you know, record producers, record labels, all let this go. They signed off on all these songs. Some of these, yeah, spooky songs.

Obviously nobody thought it was creepy. No one. Well, I'm never going to listen to a young girl. The same. Man, I took that off. Oh, no, I'm not listening to that anymore. I'm going to change it in a line. Oh, lady, get out of my mind.

Old woman. I mean, the worst part is when he says, get out of here now. No, you better run, girl. Yeah, before I change my mind. Your mama's probably worried about you. What in the world? You better run. Bro, that's crazy.

Yeah, man. Bonkers. Why would someone, even then, you'd think a lot of that stuff since there was no social media was just kept quiet. Not to sing it.

It was probably number one. And if Gary Puckett, like, they still play? Because those are these old bands still play, like, are they still sing that song? No way, they still perform that song. Take that one out of the set list.

Yeah, okay. We can move off that. That is weird I'd never noticed. Let's see if they're on tour. I don't ever look at lyrics for anything, ever. I don't know half the lyric. Dude, when they say that,

It definitely catches your ear. And he's like, huh? Exactly. Mike, what is it? What did you say? You remembered another creepy song? Yeah. Okay.

She's beautiful and she's mine. Lunchbox Google's scary songs. No, no. Monster Mash came up. No, I said creepy songs. Thriller. Mike's Googling a bunch of weird stuff here. I'm not going to say what he's Googling.

What? Like what? I did creepy. He's trying to find it. Inappropriate songs. appropriate songs. This is top 10 jailbait songs. Okay.

That's it though. That's hilarious. Did you Google top 10 jail bait? Or does that a list? No, that's a list. And this one's called creepy rock songs about young girls you've been singing along without realizing it. This is exactly what we're looking for.

Go. Let's see if I know any of it. Itsy bitsy titsy girl. Itsy bitsy teeny whiny yellow polkaidot bikini. That can't mean hot scotch. She does a little ditty. I can stare. Oh my gosh.

Nope. That's dirty. Stray cap blues by the Rolling Stone. Scroll it. Mike's got it up here too. Oh, read that one. I can see you. You're 15 years old.

No, I don't want your ID. You look so restless and you're so far from home. But it's no hanging matter. It's no capital crime. Can you play some of stray cat blues right from the stone just at the beginning? See if I know that? Let's see. Christine 16 from Kiss.

She's been around. She's young and clean. I got to have her. Can't live without her. This is crazy, man. Christine 16. Christine 16. How about Grateful Dead?

They have one called Good Morning Little School Girl. My Sharona. Never gonna stop. Give it up. Such a dirty mind. I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind. Stop it. I've never heard that line.

Eddie, look at this line. Good morning, little schoolgirl. Can I come home with you? Tell your mama and your papa. I'm a little school boy too. What's that? That's Grateful Dead. Good morning little school girl.

Ray, what's this song? Gray Cat. You ready? Yeah, turn it down. Just fast forward a little bit. I got it right here. Go ahead. From that, I don't have it. Can you play a little more?

I don't know that one. Me either. It's good, though. If I know every word. That's my favorite. Here's one. Girl, you'll be a woman soon. Oh, yeah. Please come take my hand.

Soon you'll need a man. That's weird. That is Neil Diamond? Yeah, Neil Diamond. You'll need a woman soon. Keep going, Mike. There's a young girl from Gary Puckett. Yeah.

I must be number one. You're 16. You're beautiful in your mind from John. Bonnie Burnett. Is that a... Did Ringo do a cover of that? See, why would you even cover that? You come on like a dream, peaches and cream. Looks like strawberry wine. You're 16, you're beautiful in your mind.

What? Come on. Go ahead. Don't stand so close to me from the police. You know, don't stand so... Don't stand so close to me. Inside him, there's longing. This girl's an open page. Bookmarking. She's so close now. The girl is half his age. Well, that could be 50 and 25.

Absolutely. Yeah. So I'm not going to throw them in jail for that one. Brown sugar, the Rolling Stones. Brown sugar. how come you taste so good brown sugar just like a young girl should the young girl part's weirding if it said younger girl but young girl it means young girl that's weird the door's alabama song well show me the way to the next little girl oh don't ask why don't ask why what the erosmith walked this way let's see if this one is it school girl sweetie with a kind

of class sassy little skirts climbing way up the hell not yeah yeah yeah this one's weird and I I'm probably up saying along. Schoolgirl, sweetie, with a classy, kind of sassy, little skirts climbing way up the knee. There was three young ladies in the school gym locker when I noticed they was looking at me. Well, what if he's in school? Yeah, yeah. I think some of these are like in the eyes of another student. Yeah, what if he's in, I'm doing all the bands I like and like going, no, no, no, that was good.

Foreigner 17. When you grow older girl, you'll remember I told you girl, 17, you're just 17. Okay. 13 big star 13 this is called oh this one's bad this one's bad because the the title of the song is 13 and the lyric is

would you be an outlaw for my love if it's so then let me know that's like Chris Harrison shows up at the door type stuff with wine coolers no he doesn't no no I know with the I can't believe this keep going just a couple more now I can go past that one

Okay, well, music in the 60s was really creepy. Yeah, man. What's out? Chris, wrong Chris. We're just talking about Chris stories. Chris Hansen. You said Chris, whatever, I don't even know anymore. Chris Hansen.

Oh, man. That we knew what you meant. Is that not what I said? He said Harrison. Harrison, the Bachelor guy. Oh, yeah, a different dude. What about jailbait? The song's called jailbait?

Yeah, by Ted Nugent. I never seen that song. It says, well, I don't care if you're just 13. You look too good to be true. No way. No way. Yep. I just know that you're probably clean.

There's one little thing I got to do. Jail bait, you look so good to me. Jail bait, you won't. What year was that? No, this is 80s. This is two weeks ago. Or 70s. 80s or 70s.

And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time, sad but true. So tell your mama that I'm back in town. Tell your mama that I'm back in town. My mind is blown right now. That's the nuge. Oh, man. Especially the mind. Sharona won. In ninth grade, we did a school, like a drill team. We danced to that.

In seventh, we did jail bait. The whole play base. You did it. Hey, one of the lines is, it's quiet. It's all right, baby. It's quiet, all right. I asked your mama. He's lying about that. Wait a minute. Officer, wait a minute. Officer, don't put those handcuffs on me. What about her? That's the very end. Hey, I'll share her with you. That's the line. He tells the cop. He'll share. Terrible, I tell you. Maybe that's him saying you'll get arrested if you do this. Oh, PSA?

I'm stretching. Yeah, you are. And I'm not a Nugent guy. But at least somebody goes to jail at the end. And the song is called jail bait. That's weird. So it's a full story. Maybe it's about someone.

What you say, Mike? The whole album's jail. He invested a whole album in that. You know, like we do rejected segments. Yeah, but that's what the label said. They're like, let's treat this like rejected segments. Let's do all the song. songs and get you put in jail, we'll put on a record.

Give it a shot. Oh, gosh. That's bizarre, man. Oh, man. Cancel them. I honestly cannot believe this. Young girl, get out of my mind. Okay.

What? You found another one. No, no, this is about jail bait. So two years before he released it, he had explored the option of becoming the legal guardian of a 17-year-old girl when he was in his 30s so they could hook up without her parents having any legal recourse. Ted Nugent? Yes. So he wrote a song about it? Where is the story from?

This is from the Huffington Post. Wow. I mean, I've never heard any of that. When Ted Nugent was 32 years old. Oh, my. Read it. He says, when he was 32, he wrote the song, he released the song jailbate, but a couple years before that, two years wore that. So he was 30. He had the novel idea of becoming legal guardian to a 17-year-old girl so they could have sex without You know, her parents having legal recourse. Isn't he like the family values guy now?

I don't know much about him. They acquiesced, whatever the heck that means, acquiesced. Yeah, you're right. He said right. I guess they figured better Ted Nugent than some drug-infested punk in high school, he told VH1 years later. So they... So the parents...

So the parent was, they said... No, no, he wasn't legal guard. I don't know if he'd let him hook up without... They would insue him. Ew, I just Googled him. I had no idea what he even looked like. Oh, he found more. He told the VH1 years later,

in the same documentary, he claimed to have had several relationships with young girls and seems to brag about it, gaining their parents' approval first. But he did not go as far as to adopt any of them. The album's next track is, I'm not a predator. You serious? My God.

Oh, I am a predator. You gave him credit. Oh, my God. You were trying to help them out a little bit. I don't know what to say. Yeah, man, I know. We're going down a dark road of 70s. I'm glad we've moved on.

60s, 50s. Made a little progress. All right, well, I think I'm done, though. Yeah. Oh, Courtney Love? Well, I don't know. This is an allegation. This was this year, the Dark Side of Music,

Courtney Love's allegation of underage assault against Tegg Nugent. Oh, yeah. She says that she, oh my gosh. If it's so dark, I'm done. Yeah, this is depressing me. Wow. Yeah, you don't want to say what Courtney Love said. About Ted Nugia?

Yep. And him and her? Yeah. When she was a kid? When she was 12 and a half. What? He's like all political now. This is terrible.

For example, Courtney Love claims, la la, la, la, I'm not going to say that. He was 29 years old. And what she was, oh. She was 12 and a half. Yeah, that's, that's, geez. Man. Well, Eddie. Sorry, dude.

I mean, it was Gary Puckett and Union. Gat, my bad. They have any other good songs? I don't know. Does Gary Puckett have any other good songs? Oh, man. How does Ted Nugentah get canceled completely? Right?

This is awful. Just that one in the system. Yeah. And I got it all on my computer now. And you highlighted it and copied it. I did. You got any more stories over there? Went to tell me something good?

The fact that his list said top 10 gel bait songs, he found that. Yes, he did. But it's like the computer knew what he wanted. It's suggested. Yeah, Mike wasn't getting that. I was watching all mics. That list never came about one is. On the phone, Alicia, who lives in North Dakota.

Hey, Alicia. Hi, how are you? Pretty good. What can I do for you? So, Amy needs a penalty. I heard it too. For what? Oh, yeah.

And this happens a couple times and we don't always bust Amy on it. For what? Sometimes she doesn't pay attention. But do you want to share what happened, Alicia? So immediately when you started talking about Eddie joining, you said, you said, that you would be Ronnie and Eddie would be kicks. And then like three sentences later, she goes, well, who would be who? Yeah.

Okay. Well, I was definitely listening to that whole segment. I don't know how I mean, it was right after too. Okay. Well, I just started because I was, first I was picturing you and Caitlin and then I was like, oh, wait. And then as you said Eddie, so then I was confirming who's who. But yes, clearly you had said it. Yeah, but I mean, I was looking at you the entire segment.

Yeah, Alicia, that's a great point. Thank you, Alicia. I've talked to the voting panel here. Oh, yeah. What is the punishment for the first one? Is it money? Well, this ain't the first one. What is it?

$20 fine. To who? To Bobby. I have to pay you $20. It goes into a bucket. It does? Yeah. I like that.

And then we draw for it or something, right? Mike, you're going to have to remember. I don't know if this is the first. $20. Is it? Okay, lunchbox. I'll remember that next time you get that. We'll just put her down as a first offense.

We have to vote as a panel. Do we feel like Amy violated the rule of not listening and then asking a question? when they weren't listening. Okay. Hold on. I'm going to the voting panel. Panel Eddie. It's $20 in the pot.

Absolutely. Lunch box. Listen, when it happened live, I was like, oh, I crissed. I did too. I did too. And I tried to just go over it. I did. But when we get called out, we get called out.

It happens, man. Well, I don't know how I missed that because I was literally staring about it entire time. It's not like I was on my computer or writing something down or doing anything. Morgan. Okay. I'll remember this, guys. I do think that it was a repetitive situation.

in this case. Ray? The fact he made lunch cringe and the caller called her out so I feel like we have to do it now. Let's see if we go, it's all unanimous. Scuba? What's happening? Oh, okay. Okay.

Yeah, she should be punished. Mike? Okay. 20 bucks in the kitty. Oh, okay. That's across the board. Well, yeah, obviously. It almost has to be, I think that'll be it.

Everybody has to say yes. And there are times, listen, I'm guilty of it too. To be fair, I'm also reading. notes and getting to commercials and looking at things, but I still should not fall. But it happens. Sometimes we're reading notes and we're not. But I wasn't. Sometimes lunchbox talking to friends on Instagram. Sometimes I'm chatting on Facebook. It happens. I'm sorry, Facebook, not Instagram.

Alicia, thank you for that call. And we thank you for being a big listener to the show. Thank you. Have a good day. Amy's like, thank you. Through her teeth. Let's go over to Pod, who is listening in Vermont. Hey, Pod. Hey, how are you? Doing pretty good. What's going on?

Not much, man. I just wanted to call and say hi to the show. I've been listening to the show. I like the show. I like what you guys do. I was listening this morning when I was driving, and just wanted to comment on when you were talking about Kane Brown and the entourage. I know you don't have a lot of time, you know.

No, we're good. So, you know, I've done a lot of different talent shows, like, you know, like the voice, all these different things. tried out, all this good stuff, whatever. But at the end of the day, I always told myself, if I was ever to make it through, as they say, into the business, that's exactly the same way that I would be. Because I feel that, you know, you get a taste of you might get and work hard at.

And then I think to myself, well, if I'm going to pay for security, whatever it may be, entourage, whatever you want to call it, I would all fame people that I know, because I would feel more comfortable at the same time. So I think by all these people doing it, let them be, man. Let them be. Let them be.

Let them be. Let them be. Let them be. Let them be. The story was Kane was in the news because they said, yeah, it had too big of an entourage. After he talked about it in an interview, and I'm like, Kane's entourage is like his friends from back in the day.

And then I said, hey, when I get to do cool stuff, I show up with sometimes more people than they expect, because I know some of my friends wouldn't get to experience that stuff because I don't get to experience that stuff. And I'm like, hey, I get to do this? Do you guys want to go? And they're like, yeah. And so here we go.

We straight roll up a little larger than they thought. And it's for no other reason than if I get an opportunity and I can take my people to do that too, I'm going to do it. And that's what Kane does. What I really like about Kane is the day the NBA 2K came out. He had someone set up a whole PlayStation for him while he was doing hair and makeup. Really? So when he was up at 4 a.

It was already set up and ready to go. That's my dude. Amazing. I love that. I love that. I only ever tried that once during Breaking Bobby Bones where I said, hey, I'm in the trailer a lot. So can we put a PlayStation in the trailer?

Because sometimes I would go in the trailer for an hour and a half as they're moving sets through like cameras and lights through wherever we were outside. They took a long time. And they said, sure. So they put one in. There was no Wi-Fi. Well, that doesn't work.

I couldn't play online. And if I can't play online, I don't care to play because I just don't like playing video games for the sake of video games. I just like playing with my friends. Yeah. So I was like, well, this sucks. So I just sat and twiddling with thumbs for an hour and a half. Thank you for the call.

I hope you have a great day. Let's go over and talk to Virginia in Louisiana. Virginia, what's going on? Hey, how are you? Pretty good. What can I do for you? Okay, so we have been trying to find your picks on draft kings for like a week. How do we, is it, do we just need to listen to your podcast or do you have a drafting username?

Oh, I don't know anything about a Draft King's username. I mean, I do have a Draft King's account that I use. But yes, it's on the 25 whistles podcast. So you can search 25 whistles. And every Friday when the show goes up, I give you the picks. And it's been way, way, way, way too lucky. I almost don't want you to bet on it. Rod run from them now.

Yeah, see, I'm worried now. Yeah, me too. Because I haven't missed. And now I'm for sure going to miss this week. So, but yes, everything is on the podcast or at 25 whistles on Instagram. But it's all there on that. So if you want to check it out, you know, have a taste, but I'm nervous. Now I'm even thinking about it.

I'm nervous about it. Okay, Virginia? You're going to do great. Thank you so much. Thank you. Bye. One more call, Kimmy in Northern Virginia. Hi, Kimmy.

Hello. What's going on? Not much. I have the perfect name for your Razorback Barbie. Okay, she's sitting here on the desk, lonely, nameless. What do you got? Are you ready? Okay.

All right, here's she goes. Oh, Sue E. Sue E? Hey, that's good. Like a big call. Yeah, Sue E and my real last name, drops to E. Oh, that's even better. Sue E.

So how would it be spelled? Sue. S-U-E? Yeah, and then E. And then E. And then E. That's pretty good. Yeah.

I'm going to put that on the list, Kimmy, of finalists. Right now, there's only one finalist you. I think it should be there. Yeah, yeah. It's only you right now. But yeah, let me jot that down. And if that's the one I choose, I'll send you some sort of prize. I'll keep your number here handy just in case, okay?

All right. All right. Thanks, Kimmy. Have a good day. I feel good about my chances. Yeah, so do I, honestly. Yeah, especially because it's the only one I went. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. All right, Kimmy, have a good day. All right, you too.

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