The Bobby Bones Show - Thurs Post Show (4-18-24)

Episode Date: April 18, 2024

Bobby talks about signing a jersey for a listener that was signed already by a Dallas Cowboys player. Eddie and Mike D had a problem with it. Eddie gives us an update on donating a kidney to his uncle and why it’s complicated. Amy talks about another major thing in life she WANTS to do. Plus, Bobby’s random news of the day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We have an incredible new episode this week for you guys. We have our girl Hillary Duff in here, and we can't wait for you to hear this episode. They put on Lizzie McGuire 2 a.m. Video on Demand. This guy's bobo-oo-a-m. 2-Mu-A-Muyer. And I'm like, a wild bat you were with. It was like a first closet moment from me where I was like, I don't feel like she's hot, like the rest of that. No, no, no.

I was like, she's beautiful. but I'm appreciating her in a different way than these boys are. I'm not like, but listen to Los Coleristas on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or whatever you get your podcast. It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. Reed is walking out of the room. Hey, Reed, walk over here in front of the camera. I didn't like that one bit.

I know. It felt dirty to you. Yes. That's your camera right there, Reed. show the jersey. Did you do it lunchbox? You signed the lunchbox? Yeah. Okay. What? I don't know what to be here. Hold on. We'll tell you.

Do you remember the person's name? That's okay. So, on my eBay, where I had done these breaks and had won these articles of memorabilia, one of them was a Diggs jersey for the Cowboys.

And one of them was a Zach Moss jersey. I think it was, was a Buffalo Bill's Moss jersey. So they signed them. I won them, they brought them up. People bought them on my eBay page. And then they're like,

hey, would you guys mind signing them as well? And it feels a little weird because we're signing, not a jersey, but most people would be like, this is a Diggs jersey. He signed it.

It's really cool. But someone said, I bought it, would you have the whole show signed it as well? And I was like, sure. If you bought it,

you own it. I'm happy to take it to the studio and have everybody sign it. So we just all signed this Diggs jersey that Reed is a show right now. We all signed the numbers. So it's a bunch of us and an NFL player. Trevon Diggs. Yeah, who plays for the Cowboys. Oh, man. Oh, I didn't even know

if Diggs signed it. That's his jersey. Oh, you thought it was just a dick. I don't know. His jersey got lost in the crowd of all of ours. Mike, you signed it? Everybody signed it? Mike didn't like it either. Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. Reed you find her name. I just got her username. What's their username? Hey, Revitho. We have your jersey. We all signed it. We're shipping it off today. and the Zach Moss jersey we're shipping that off I don't mind doing it

but Eddie and Mike are such big Dallas Cowboy fans that I think it was more about you signing a Cowboys jersey than just a jersey of an athlete because you didn't mind signing the Zach Moss jersey I didn't mind that one at all

nobody complained I did mind I mean the whole Larry Bird one that was like wrong that felt wrong but now I'm feeling like but you didn't do that on purpose I didn't that was an accident but I mean you're riding camera you know that right

he's right in the middle of all the cameras yeah he's right in the middle Beck? Becca. Becca. We have your jersey. We're mailing it off right now. Reed, thank you. Did anybody sign the Diggs side or we all signed the three? No, the three. That's cool. That's better. Ray told me not to sign the other side, so I didn't. Okay. You would have? I was about to.

All right, Reed, see you, buddy. So, you're a Cowboys fan, so that felt dirty to you. It felt really dirty. I mean, people buy that jersey because Trayvon Diggs, that's his jersey, and he signed his jersey now. We just tainted it. But the person wanted it, so it's not. And not only that, there are items on my eBay page that nobody wants. Like?

That have no bids. And I mean, whatever, it doesn't matter. You can see it. But if you go to the page and you see, for example, a Sam Hal's jersey. Sam Hal started for the Red Commanders. You should be the Redskins. What year? Last year.

Oh. He's not playing with them anymore. But I listed it at 50 bucks. The signed jersey? No bites. Not one bid. It's the only zero bid thing because he's not with the team anymore. He's not going to be a starter next year.

See, we could sign that one and help the guy out. Eddie, that was my point with you. Like, we can sign that on. You guys are all bud heard about signing that. But if a Sam Halel jersey came in and they said, would you please sign you have no problem with it. Yeah. I will take the E on the Sam Howell and put

Eddie next to it if it helps it. You can't really because there's no room. But I don't mind signing them if it's what people want. No problem. Except Dallas Cowboys. Have some respect. I put up two baseball cards, which I don't know much about current baseball card culture. I put up Amy a Sammy Sosa patch card.

Oh, I know Sammy Sosa. It's one of one, so it's only one made. And it's got three days left. And this one card right now is. Is it $552. Wow. I know. That's amazing, man.

Three days left. I put up a, do you know who Mariano Rivera is? Best Closer ever? I put up an autographed card of him. What do you think that's at? Eddie. One of five. One of five.

Mariana, 300. Only 100 bucks. Oh. We'll sign it. No. The card. Anyway, that's what we were doing when we went on the post show. We were signing, and Mike and Eddie were complaining because they didn't want to sign a Cowboys jersey.

But we did. it. You did it for Becca. I appreciate that. Okay, I got a couple things. Let's do voicemails three and four. Go ahead with number three, please. Hey, Bobby and Team, just wanted to say you are the heart of America and I appreciate listening to you with my daughter every morning to get the day started and we just, we love you guys. Thanks. The Heart of America? That's awesome. I'll take it. Unless America. is about to have heart disease. We don't want to do that.

We don't want to be that heart. Here is, I'd go with number four, Ray. Hey, this message is for Eddie. I was just listening to yesterday's podcast and hearing you talk about your uncle and a kidney transplant. Great thing to do. One thing to think about, however,

is you do have two. But what happens if you give that one away and one of your children ends up meeting it later? You don't have an extra to give them. Just something to think about. I would say there's something to think about top of that is you may not even match your kids so that may not even matter right because it doesn't

mean parent's son automatically have it and also you're dealing with what if you lose one yeah then hopefully somebody gives you one but i hear you this is you're inventing stories to try to convince them otherwise but go ahead this is a tough one i mean even people are messaging me like you know even if you get tested or when you get tested and you are a match but for some reason can't do it then like you get your uncle's hopes high and all this stuff but it's more complicated than that and like it's gotten to the point where I'm having conversations with a family and a lot of families like Are you being serious though? Because you've walked us down this so many times. Don't laugh. This is serious. No, you can't do that. No, no, no. I'm talking to lunchbox because you're not you're not laughing and I understand that I say stuff. You've done this a lot of times for him to laugh. It's not laughing at your situation at all your uncles. He's laughing. At how dramatic you're trying to sell. You've taken us down this road many times. It's all started with a bunch of tell me something goods and I'm like I would like to donate a kidney. Like that would be awesome.

Yes. Right? You could take a piece of you to save somebody else's life. Like, that is amazing. And I would love to do that someday. Beautiful. But you've also said that about many other things. It's kind of become your thing where you just say you like to do it.

You would like to do it. Not true. Hey, I said I wanted to plant a tree with my kids. We did it the other day. We climbed a tree. Okay. Anyway, go to this story. We're doing these things.

He's not snickering at the situation your uncle's in. And I'm not even saying he's laughing at my uncle. What I'm saying is this situation is getting really complicated as far as my family goes and what they want to do with something like this, where I just came on and was like, I want to do it. I think it's a sign. Now my family's like, whoa, whoa, it's more complicated than that. So we're having conversations within the family, whether this is even a consideration or not. I would think it's complicated every single time with every family. Like, it's not. I know, but I've never experienced anything like this. I've always just come on and said,

like, it'd be cool. Don't have you kidding. For the first time, I'm like, I feel like this is a sign. Like, this is what we've been talking about. Somebody in my family needs a kidney. But let's say you don't do it, but you do match, but you decide not to do it. Why wouldn't you do it? Since you've said all this to this point. Exactly what this lady said. An in case, but there's no in case.

It's just that I'm 45 years old. I'm not 60. My kids are still young. My youngest is five years old. And what if the surgery goes wrong? And I'm just like, something happens to me. So what's the sign? I'm confused. It's a sign that's to do it.

But you're talking about how you're not going to do it. I don't know. I'm just asking. No, you're not. It's very simple. It doesn't sound. No, that makes sense because he did say there's a sign to do it. Yeah, so I'm asking, you ask about my signs and make fun of me.

We do. So I'm asking about your sign. Your sign is a cardinal. Mine is like my uncle needs a kidney. Right, which is even more so you should do it regardless of what I'll say. Correct, but it's not that easy. And without getting into the details of it, it's not as simple as like,

I want to do it, guys. But nobody thought that, nobody thinks that. But we would, no one thinks it's as easy as you're going, I'm going to do it. But what we would have understood, first of all, my wife roasted the crap out of us about this signed bit with Amy. And she let us have it last night.

You should know. What she said? We did, do it matter. She was there. Yeah, she was like. Oh, so she saw the Cardinal. Well, no, let's say she roasted us all pretty good. She was like, you're lucky I wasn't there.

And I was like, well, you're, no, I'm not. You're never there. She texts me and she goes, I'm not lucky you weren't there. You're literally never here. She just saw the Instagram video that was posted and she texted me and she was like, next time you need to phone a friend because I would have had your back because she was there. And she went off on how Bobby was talking about how all you all make fun of me for signs. But when she's watching an Arkansas game with Bobby, if she rotates her hips to the left 20 degrees and Arkansas is losing,

but then she moved her legs, or they're winning. All fair, but I did acknowledge that in, or that segment, though, it just didn't make the clip. I said that is. You're talking about superstitions? And I said, yes, and I don't believe in superstitions, but just in case. But it is ridiculous. That makes no sense.

But I said it was ridiculous. And I said lunchboxes sports thing, if you were saying, it's all ridiculous. But we can acknowledge that it's ridiculous and that we kind of live by it at the same time. Right. I feel like I need to give Caitlin's humor some credit. So I'm just going to read the text verbatim because it's so good. she goes, so it's crazy for God to send Amy a sign, but if we are watching Arkansas winning a football game,

I'm unable to shift my seating position because if I rotate my legs 20 degrees, it could cause Arkansas to lose. Sound scientific. That is ridiculous for me to feel that way, and I don't really believe it, but just in case. And not only that, it is, it is ridiculous. And I know in reality I can't actually control the game,

just in case. But it's also ridiculous. And I know that. And I said that to her last night too. I know that's ridiculous and it's not real, but it makes me feel like I have some sort of control. Or a chance to have some sort of control. I have nothing control over and it's important to me. Yeah.

I don't know for a fact that my mom is sending me messages through Cardinals. Oh, you don't? I don't know for a fact, but just in case. But just a case. So now if I start saying that if I, it's. Yes. Oh, so now if I'm like, just in case is like, hold on. Just in case is like 2%.

Don't you feel like Amy's like 88%. About the Cardinal? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because just in case. That's not just in case. That's just in case. That's probably.

Just in case. That's probably. I'm going to say, just in case this is my mom. But I acknowledged how ridiculous it was of Lunchbox and I to have these stupid sports superstitions and theories. I did say that. It's very stupid of us. Yeah.

Just in case. However, with you, it feels very definitive. Yeah, because I've had too many moments with the bird. And I am okay with that. Whatever it gives you. And my point to my wife was, all I said was, whatever it gives her a piece of comfort I'm good with. But there are 18 cardinals. We can look outside right now and find a cardinal.

Absolutely. They're everywhere. I said, by the way, I talked to a cardinal about an hour ago. Yeah, but sometimes. What? I said, Matt Holliday. My friend, played for the Cardinals. He was a cardinal.

Yes. I said, there are cardinals everywhere. All the sign. Oh my God. I'm on your team, maybe. Eddie. What's up? Yeah, let's go back to the kidney.

What's up? Well, here's the thing. Eddie was like, none of us thought that it's just something you go, I'm going to do and go do. We're not even telling you to do it. You brought it up. You set it over and over. And then when you come on the air and go, well, my uncle needs a kidney, and then you go, I think I'm going to do it. In our mind, we're like, oh, he's probably graduated the point of bringing this on the air because his uncle has one.

I hadn't gotten there. Like an idiot. Then you shouldn't have said anything. I understand that. That's on you. Dude, trust me, I understand that. But we've talked about it so much on here. Where I'm like, oh my gosh, they're going to love this.

We did. We didn't love it because it's personal to your uncle. We don't like that. We don't like anybody being sick. I don't love that your uncle needs a kid. But what's funny is you keep going, you're going to do it, and you always find an excuse not to. This isn't an excuse. So you're getting tested, though.

I'm being told not to do it. Wait, you're being told. What? Oh, okay. Okay. This is clearly personal. Are you getting tested? I don't feel like we have all the details.

I'm being told not to do it. By who? A cardinal? I can't tell you that. Okay. Wait, what? Okay. So now we can make fun of him again?

All we can make fun of him for is his consistency in saying he's going to do something and not doing it. We can't make fun of him specifically for this one instance because it's probably a real serious thing. Don't know if it is or not, but probably is. But it just is lumped in with every other time he said he was going to do something and not do it. Yeah. Not true. I planted a tree. Where did you plant that tree? Oh, he did go look for the kid that was missing the died.

I went to the river. No, he went gotten away. No, I didn't. No one told me to leave. Scuba even went. I have pictures of me looking in the river. Sounds like you went to get pictures. Yeah, so he could say he was there.

That's all he did. Maybe. So next week, I should bring in a story that my aunt needs a kidney and say, I'm thinking about it, and then I get, like, good credit. That's not nice. I wouldn't recommend doing that. Because he did it. Because I did it, and it's not good. It's not about credit.

It's Eddie going, I sure would like to seem in a positive light right now. I'm going to wish I could do it publicly. That's not true. That's not what it's based on. I'm not about the light. What I'm about is like doing something cool like that. Like when you read stories about like someone leaving a $1,000 tip, I want to do that. But I can't afford that.

So I want to be a millionaire so I can do that. Well, it's different because you don't have a million dollars, but you do have a kidney and someone that could actually be affected by it. Like you could do it. Then here. But also if you want to do it, there's nothing to talk about it. Oh, but I think we're, we're, we're. We have the platform to do it and it could inspire other people.

I completely agree. It's like I could have walked from West Virginia and Tennessee for fun. What's the inspiring part of you keep saying you want to give a kidney, but you don't. I'm going to. You have to stop. Stop. Stop. You have to stop saying that. Someday.

No, no, no, you're not. You have to stop saying that. I have a solution for you, Eddie. Something that will not put your life in danger that. You have stopped saying that. I'm already doing bone marrow. I'm going to do bone marrow. I have until the end of the year to do that.

No. You're not. I'm doing bone marrow. Okay. Donate part of your liver because it grows back. So you don't have to worry about maybe your kidneys it later. You can go donate your liver, part of your liver, and it'll grow back within two weeks. I got a better one.

You do it. I don't say I'm going to do it. Let's do you donate the most. Yeah. You do it. Let's talk about stuff like my. Amy, you talk, you have the talking stick. I go.

Shut up. My daughter, who's adopted from Haiti. So my daughter and son, they're not biologically related at all, different moms and dads. but my daughter's has a half-brother so her mom had a baby so he's younger and he's still there and I think that's always been difficult sometimes for my daughter because well he's still there she's not at the orphanage the mom her mom kept him which has got to be difficult to think about but I don't know that she still has him and so sometimes I wonder where he is what he's doing is he maybe potentially at an orphanage, could we adopt him?

Should I try to figure that out? And I don't really like talk about it because I don't think it could really happen. But I feel like this is one of those things should we just bring to the table like all the good things we think about doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I want to adopt.

But why not talk about that? Well, it's because, I mean, I've thought about it for a long time, but I talk about it because I don't know the reality of that actually happening. But it would be cool. And I think a little bit you like to say it to get the credit for saying it. No.

I love it. It's not true. Because one day I'm going to do it and you guys can be like, wow, he did it. But you kind of just said you're not going to do it. What? Right now? No. You just said because in the listener, like you wanted to save it for one of your kids, maybe.

Didn't that what you just said? I've saved my kidney for one of my kids? No, no, no, no. I think what the listener is saying is like, you know, you have kids, you lose one kidney, whatever, blah, blah, you only have one. What if you need the other one? What if you need to donate the other one for your kid? I understand.

That's one situation. But the kids and me having a five-year-old is part of why like, ooh, should I take that unnecessary risk right now in my life? Oh, so you're, once you're, all the kids are out of the house, you're ready to do. And your kidney is less valuable because it's old. Not old, not old. But the kidney could be, oh, yeah.

Are you going to start nurturing your kidney so it's better to donate? Like, no drinking. That's another thing, too, man. Like kidney training. Like I abused my kidney back like at 10. I don't even know if my kidney's good. Oh, boy. Well, anyway, I'm going to adopt my, um,

Well, no, you're not going to, but you want to. No, no. You want to. Don't say you're going to. That's different. Oh, sorry. I got to learn how to do this. No, don't.

I encourage you not to learn how to do this, actually. I encourage you not to learn how to do this. I want to adopt her half brother. You really do? I really do. She wants to. I really want to. That's pretty cool.

But she's making it. You should do that. She's proven a point. Right. You should do that, Amy. But I mean. Never mind. I really want to give my house to a family in need.

You do. I really want to. I really want to. That's tough. And where will you live? I really want to. This is getting more wrong. You know what I mean?

No, I know. I really do. Okay. Bobby, what do you want to do? Go to midroll. Hey, Ray, that's doable. Can we do middle roll, please? A win is a win.

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You know, it's fun. It's not for everybody. This kind of humor? Like lunchbox's going, I want to give my house. He's making a joke about Eddie making... absurd claims. It's not, so if you could actually interpret this wrong

if you were to read only a clip of the transcript. I've been thinking about quitting this job completely and just donating like a nun. No, not about I've been thinking, you don't even have to do this. You would like to. Not your thinking. I would like to dedicate my life to service.

Yeah, I hear you. You guys are being ridiculous. No, they're just, they're being absurd because, And it's a little more absurd than what you're doing, but to prove it a point to make a joke. Comedy is absurdity, and at times it's absurdity and making fun of things. Yeah, but no one's laughing at that one anymore. Like, you guys are feeding it to death.

Also part of comedy. You just do it over and over until it gets funny again. Yeah, people don't like that one as much. Okay, I have two things I wanted to mention about this. Let me remember where they were. It's okay, but you forgot. Amy is one of them. Okay, let me get to this one.

You'll see. I just reposted on my Instagram story. story. I saw. A message about Amy. And I commented on a couple times because I get these and most the time I don't even address them because it's kind of dumb. But let me go to my story. Okay. I posted a picture of Reed, who was in here with the jersey earlier. Reed is my non-show digital photographer. He shoots everything, he edits, anything we're doing that's not by-bone show too much access, TORS. Reads with me all the time. And so Reed's now. Reads now, working out with this. First time he's worked out in like 10 years. And so he's like,

I want to do that workout. And our workouts are hard, but he shows up and he does the work. And I took a picture, just like I did with Eddie, when he started, like Eddie's here. It may be hard, but he's showing up. And I posted a picture of Reed. Someone replied to that, and it has nothing to do with the picture. They replied, under the picture of Reed, I'm boycott in the show for a week because you guys treat Amy like crap. So, first of all, it's weird because that's a picture of Reed. And that's weird. That's their statement. It's random.

And so I just posted on anything. That's nice. How's that nice? She starts, she's going to celebrate them for boycotting the show. No, no, no, no, no. I actually don't want people to stop listening. And I say, hey, at Radio Amy, do people treat you like crap on my Instagram story? And so then somebody else replies, agree, y'all been hitting too hard.

It's not funny. Now, it cannot be funny. I can give you that. Maybe you don't think it's funny, but they don't have to go together. It cannot be funny, but it can not be too hard either. So I wrote,

the real truth is that 99% of the time, I know where we can push and when we can push, without it being unhealthy. If we didn't have 20 years of friendship, it's about Amy and I, this show couldn't happen because it's a very personal show.

However, no one on the show gets treated badly in a way that is personally detrimental, not purposefully. Or, I shut it down. Or, they don't. tell me, we do make fun of each other and go after each other in ways that close friends do, all of us, towards all of us. And a lot of times, I'll check with the person and make sure it's okay

to talk about A or B if it's sensitive. So I feel like we haven't been any harder on you than you deserve, but also we wouldn't be that hard on you if we didn't feel like you could take it because we know you so well. Yeah. When you were fine. Yes. And this can be you right now, but this can be anybody at any time. When Amy was going through a very difficult, four or five, longer than that, but difficult four or five months on the year where she was out,

her dad was sick, her dad ended up dying, she was going through divorce, all this stuff's happening. We didn't go hard on Amy because Amy wouldn't have been in the place to be able to take it

in a healthy way. Now she's in a pretty good place so if it deserves it, we go hard. Just like we go hard on everybody. So there's never that we're purposefully being mean, it cannot be funny,

that's okay, but we're never purposefully being mean to just be mean. We may pick, and it may be a show, and we may all jump in because we find a funny thing. Like Eddie, starting to get a little sensitive about the old kidney thing.

We feel that, but you're an idiot. You went hard on me, man. I know, we can put hard. But those things are always weird to me. People are like, you guys are just not nice to Ray. We're like, no, actually, if we weren't like universally wonderful to Ray and pick on him occasionally,

he wouldn't even want to do this show. And part of being with your friends for five hours and having to create content, sometimes you just make fun of each other. And that's always been the dynamic of the show. You're free to make fun of people. Unless it's something that's way too personal, and then we'll shut it down. Or I'll check, because there are times I go to Amy and be like, hey, let's not talk about this. And she'll be like, no, I think we can now.

Or the opposite. So anyway, that's my little thing on that. That was the one thing. And another thing, too, I forgot it. I don't know. I got this lottery ticket. This Luke Cohn's lottery ticket. Let's scratch it.

Amy, I just want you to know that my aunt had someone close to her passed away recently, and today she posts on Facebook. The person who passed away posted on Facebook? No, my aunt's friend passed away. Oh, my God. And she posted, they came to see me today. A cardinal came and visited me in the front yard. I know it's them.

Why is Amy's mom over her house? I might. That's crazy. I never knew people thought about Cardinals as dead relatives until Amy, and now I see it on Facebook. I told you, Casey Musgraves' new song. Can I? Are you sending me a message from the mess? Do the Cardinals know about this?

Cardinals know English, bro. Oh, yeah. But they're smart enough to that. Or the concept. What if they all did? And they're like, let's go screw with some people that just lost their loved ones. They're just like, bro. They're like, the biggest pranksters ever.

Everyone thinks we're dead people. It's awesome. Some guy just called me Lincoln. Okay. What? Didn't you say your grandma knocked over a guitar once? Yeah, but like I said then, too, that was. She's a guitar.

I don't. Just in case. I don't. I don't even believe it. No, dude, come on. But just in case part of it does. You said, you said, Grandma give me a sign and the guitar fell over. But I also, I did.

That's crazy. I wrote about it in my first book, but I can also acknowledge, I also can acknowledge that I don't even think I know everything or understand or have the capability to understand everything. But I don't think that's a definite. I think the air conditioner probably came on or something. But do, how often is a guitar fall? Am I? Look.

Dude, sometimes they'd fall off those holders in the middle of the night. I think somebody was robbing me. Boom. Oh God, because I didn't nail them in there, good? Yeah, I remember that. They fell all the time. All right, go ahead with your point. I've lost all four of my grandparents.

Okay. If one of them is listening, knock over the Arkansas helmet. That's not how it works. I like that. It's not how it works. Do it, please knock over the Arkansas helmet. Yes, yes. I have lost all of my grandparents.

If any of them can hear me, spill that coffee, Amy's lap. Now. It's not how it works. But you don't get to decide how it works. But you can for you. You can for you. But you can't tell me how for me it doesn't. Okay, but now the coffee's not going to spill over and then you're going to determine that it's not real. But it happened with him in the guitar. I don't think so, dude.

That's what's crazy about that one, dude. All I know is I have no idea. By the way, the Arkansas helmet's still there. It presented an easy way to have a little fun. at Amy's expense that she was also knowing what's coming by even presenting that she knows we're going to give her crap. Speaking of fun, that's my, I'm reposting your post and I'm putting. You let them have it, Amy. We put the fun and dysfunctional.

Yeah, F-U-N. Hey, I got a music note. It is a little dysfunctional sometimes how we treat each other. Oh, one something. You did? Yeah, I'm like a scratch. Well, no, no, no, let me get through it first. Stop the drums.

Premature drum roll. Okay, so far I want, probably like five bucks. Okay, how much is the ticket? Five bucks. Let me roll through some news here. Let me play voicemail too, Ray, and I can toss this sheet. Go ahead. I am just calling in regard to the comment.

A couple of listeners made about I'm not liking the show when they first heard it. I just wanted to say my experience was completely different. I used to hate radio talk shows. I thought they were annoying. I thought the hosts always seemed super fake. And then I heard your guys this show and I instantly fell in love with it. I thought you guys were hilarious and authentic. And I've been listening ever since.

Thank you. Love you guys. Love the show. That's very kind. We appreciate that. And also, I don't think any of us ever have the impression that you should like any single one of us all the time. If so,

we would be a little faker. We'd always be likable. I don't think any of us on the show are likable all the time, but purposefully. Meaning, don't try to be fake. You're right. Great point. Great point, Mr. Kidney. Mr. Kidney over there does try a little harder than us, but I hear you.

But I'm annoying to people. So. It works. You're an extremely likable person in general. Look, really the friendliest person I know and the most fun person to be around. However, that kidney or I want to do this stuff does ring just a little hollow. Guys, I can't help it if I want to do something. Oh, my gosh.

I think it's saying it. It's declaring it. Fine. I won't say it anymore. When you say it, my final. part of this. When you say you want to do it over and over, and you can actually do it, but then you don't do it, that's the problem. Dude, I'm not kidding.

When we do tell me something good, I'm like, gosh, that's a good idea. I'd like to do that. Yeah, and think that. I'm just not going to say it anymore. That's what we all do, because I think we all think that. I don't. Of course. I'm not like, oh, I want to give a kidney. No, thanks. I wish I had the courage and wasn't selfish enough to give a kidney. So if your dad needed a kidney

lunchbox, you wouldn't give it to me. But I would give a kidney to any of you guys right now. If you guys, and I matched, I would give every single person on this show and those three in the glass room, you'd all get a kidney for me. What about the other room? Production room? No. I don't have a long enough life with them.

I don't know them that well. Right. And so could I donate a kidney and then you give me yours and then I have two again? That's interesting. Well, you can do that. Then if your other one hurt, I will guarantee you a kidney. Okay. And for some reason we match and one goes down.

Wait, the one that you have goes down. I will give you one. But I'm not going to lie and be like... not lying. Let's see how much I won here. We won. $5. No, you won lunchboxes.

You're a ticket. Yes. You can have the $5. Thank you. Yeah. Let me throw it. And Eddie, to answer your question,

if my dad needed a kidney, would I give it to him? Probably not. Dang. Really? My dad is almost 70 years old, guys. That's true. Like, I mean.

No, no. No, but he could live another 10 years for a kidney. Sometimes. I don't know because a 70. Can you get it back? when they die. A 70-year-old going through kidney transplant.

Like, I feel like the health complications, I just don't know that it would work out. But you're not talking about you. You're talking about... My dad wouldn't let me. Right. That's what I'm saying. No, hold on. How you presented it is you wouldn't give him one because you wouldn't want to lose one.

That's what it felt like. However, you're saying, if he were 55, maybe you'd give him one. Right. I mean, he's a year away from 70. But it's about him going through the process. Yeah. But that's his decision to make. But it's also my decision.

Like, I don't think. But it's about him. Yeah, man, his body is his decision. Even if I give him a kidney, what's he got eight years left? But that's not your decision. What your decision is, you don't want to move through the process of getting the kidney, not having the kidney and living. Sad to think about. It's terrible.

That's why this is not funny. I'm like, let's not laugh about this. You've made it a joke because you've made a joke about it so many times. It honestly wasn't a joke. You came in and said, it's a sign. But that wasn't the joke. There was no joke Attached to it

And now I just want to move on from it I mean You don't want to brought it up every day I understand it's completely my fault I'm just wondering how it went from you Were giving a kidney to your uncle Like a day ago And now it's like it's off the table

I think you I think we all have addressed The issues In this conversation That's a great question I'd like for you to answer that I can't I can't be too personal with it

But I think it's not about being too personal But you can say how did it go in a day Was it was it last night You had a conversation I had the conversation with my mom and then she communicated and that was what came back. So it was a conversation last night. Two nights ago. Whenever it was.

So you think you could have had that conversation before you parted the year and you were going to give her uncle. But I said that. He was like he didn't think. But what I brought- Was your family mad? You talked about it? No. I've not thought and said stupid stuff too.

What I brought to the air, though, was the fact that I thought that there was a sign. That was it. Like, I think this is a sign. And then you guys were like, go get tested. No. Yes. No. No, that's not how it happened, and I don't remember anything.

I have a terrible memory. You said, your uncle needs a kidney. You'd like to give them one. Now, we said go get tested, but it was only because you wanted to give him a kidney. It wasn't that we were just screaming. You need to go get tested. No, you guys are like, put your money where your mouth is kind of thing. You said you wanted to do it.

And our thing was to do it, though, you need to get tested first. It wasn't, you need to go get tested. It was, oh, that's great that you've said that you're going to do it. You have to get tested first, though, so don't get your hopes up. Right. Right. But I've been told not to do that. And that's great.

And you have to make a personal decision. Then stop saying you want to do it. Okay. Would you do it for somebody else? I'm going to say nothing anymore. Good job, Eddie. I like when Amy's like, I was thinking about. No, no, no, you're missing.

It's not thinking about it. I want to. I would like to. Yeah. I would, okay. Amy, and then she was like, do it right. Amy's like, I'm going to. No, no, no, don't say you're going to.

No, you got to do the. No, I got to learn. I would like to. Man drinks 100, listen to this. He drinks in 120 bars and 20 bars and 20. 24 hours to break a world record. I feel like if you could get to the 120 bars, you could break that pretty easily.

That's pretty simple. Well, you got to get to the 120 bars. In 120 hours? In 24 hours. Oh. What is it again? 120 bars and 24 hours. So break that down.

So you got to get to 60 and 12, 30 and 6, 15 and 3. This is no problem. It's just finding that amount of bars. eight in an hour and a half. Probably do that. You can do that easily. Downtown alone. It's like one every 10 minutes, basically.

I don't even know if that, yeah, that's about right. I don't know if that's right. Whatever. You could do it, but can you find? And you just have to have a sip. But can you find 120 bars? There's 120 bars in Nashville. Downtown?

I mean, just on Broadway alone, there's probably 50. It says 32 on the internet, but I've walked down. Like what you get? Yeah, it said 32. There's no way there's only 32 bars. Well, maybe that's that, but that's, but that's, one road. There are bars around it. Oh, you looked on Broadway.

Yeah, yeah. This is a record that can be broken if you can find and map out the... Burbin Street. Oh my gosh. Send me to New Orleans. There's more than 32. How many bars on Barbon? I bet you it's the same as here. Yeah, yeah, same. But you could do it here. He just wants to go to Bourbon Street. He just wants a trip. Yeah.

You could do it here as long as you lined up and knew... 60 bars in the French Quarter. I mean, that's... Woo! We're already halfway there. Why don't you Google bars downtown Nashville? Why don't you do Nashville because it's going to be... I just did. No, you said Broadway.

And the French quarter is bigger than one road. Is it? Yeah, because you're taught... The road in... Let's do some trivia. What's New Orleans's version of Broadway? Bourbon Street. Boom.

What's New York's version of Broadway? Time Square. Time Square. I was going to say Broadway. Well, I don't know. I mean, they're identical. I would say that you could probably do this, and it'd be a fun record to break.

And you just have a little sip in each bar. You don't have to have a full drink, right? Just say you want to do it. You'd have to map it out. Right. You would need to map out the 120 and when they're open. Drop it. I need a driver.

You can walk. You can probably walk to bars. Mike, do you see anything about official? Because I bet you there's a bar license. Like how many? You could drive to other restaurant bars. You get somebody to drive you?

Yeah, hit Applebee's. I mean, they got a bar. That's a bar and grill. If you mapped it out, you could do it. You could do 125 and 24 hours. Wow. Oh, because I'm thinking you've got to find the ones that are open late. Or you can start at like noon, 1 p.m., noon 1 p.m.

And just start hitting the ones that are, how I would strategize is noon 1, 1 start hitting the bars that aren't all centrally located. You go to the one at Apple Beach. You go to the one at Chili. Somebody's driving you to all these ones that aren't close at all together. because you know it the 12 hours, you just 12 hours if you get them all right. Then at noon midnight 1 a.m. You're able to hit all the ones that are close. Ah, instead of starting on Broadway, you finish on Broadway.

Where they're all close. Yeah, you get as many as you can out of the way from the far. I mean, we could do this. I may drink just to beat this record. I want to drink. Just to beat the record. It's not funny. I'll see.

A couple from Florida came back from a three-week trip to Switzerland, and they noticed their T-Mobile. bill was $143,000 because they had used 9.5 gigabytes of roaming data while overseas. Whoa. Oh my God. Were they just watching breaks on TikTok? Probably. And dorm dudes.

They were upset, but T-Mobile did cancel the charge. So T-Mobile cancels that charge because that also shows me to, maybe I'm right, maybe I'm wrong. That's not money that T-Mobile lost. I don't know how that works. It's just money they would gain. Yeah. What do you mean? They lost their data stuff.

What does that mean, though? I don't know. See, that's stuff, man. And I'm sure they've, you could boil it down to how much power. But it's not really money they lost, or they probably wouldn't just clear that bill so fast. It's money they will now not gain. And there is a difference. Yeah.

But their entire system of making money is not on law. It probably being just maintaining the equipment, right, for the most part. That produces roaming data. That counts. that allows it, satellites. Yeah, whatever that is. Fiber. Piber optics.

A psychic. Huh? Fiber optics. Yeah, you know what fiber is? In the ground? Yeah. Do you think cell phone? Yeah, it has to, right?

They got to use that to go overseas. I would think that would be landline. Oh, I don't know. Satellites. Internet. I know internet works that way. Now we're just saying words. I'm be honest with you.

Because I was thinking. Because like fiber optics's crazy. But that's like landline stuff. It's just a line and basically the data just goes right through it and immediately to the side. I wonder how much that's used with cellular. And if that's changed a whole lot where they used to have to put everything in the ground

and now they have to put very little because it could just be sent up to a satellite and back down. Yeah, I don't know. We don't know anything. I'm sure somebody knows. We sent three minutes on something we know nothing about. A psychic con man is jailed after swindling 1.3 million Americans.

This con man claiming to be psychic has been hammered with a 10-year prison sentence after being found guilty of swindling tens of millions of dollars from more than a million Americans, he must have been really good. Yeah, but why was he swindling? For more than, what do you mean? Why?

For money. But he's a psychic. No, I don't think. But also you can't prove somebody's not a psychic. Right. But there are other parts of it. For more than 20 years, Patrice Runner's been putting out promises of wealth and happiness in exchange for cash sent his way through the mail.

The cash ended up totaling $175 million. Wow. Oh, man. That is a lot of money. You would think this got to be very famous then if that many people are sending him money. In the scam, customers receive letters from Runner and his associates falsely claiming to be personal correspondence

with people. I don't know these other psychics. Maria Duvall and Patrick Guren. Once victims responded, they were bombarded with additional letters and requests. The legal system, regardless, he made $10.75 million. I'm just America. That

prove he's not a psychic. That's true. He's not a psychic. I don't think he's psychic. Because he would have predicted he's going to jail. He should have predicted when he was going to stop. A 61-year-old claims to have the body of a 38-year-old after biohacking. I have a friend who's into this biohacking. He follows this one guy who's a biohacker. And biohacking doesn't actually mean going in and changing body with a computer. It's doing certain things or eating certain things or taking certain supplements to kind of reorganize and restructure your cells.

Yeah. Wow. Your genetics. Dave Asprey is a biohacker. He's a bulletproof guy. Oh, yeah? I don't know how that is. Dave Pasco is this guy. He is a retired network security engineer, a full-time biohacker. And he talks about how he takes 158 supplements a day. Oh, there's a morning routine, 15 minutes of floor stretches, five minutes on the mini trampoline. He's 61.

He looks like he's about 35. It's crazy. So you can change your genetics? Yes. That's amazing. I didn't know that. Ish. You can't be taller unless you get a surgery.

Right. You can. But have you got that surgery? You can probably squeeze the abs. the absolute, absolute best possible scenario out of your genetics. If you do everything exactly right. So say like, so I'm dyslexic, right? So like if I went to school again to fix my dyslexia and that fixed...

You don't see this picture. He's 61. It's unbelievable. He looks like he's 40 and he's ripped. Go ahead, Eddie. I'm sorry, this guy's ripped. No, it's okay. But if I fix my dyslexia and then I had kids...

Great question. They don't know the answer to that. Yeah, it would be that your kids would have, my opinion on it would be that you may pass it down to your kids, but who knows how severe it may be, but then there's things they could do similar to what you did to alter it. Hold on. Hold on. Dislexia is hereditary? Yes. Yeah, dude, of course.

Supposedly. I had no idea. But they don't know the answer to that. There are theories about if someone is unhealthy and overweight when they get someone pregnant, that their sperm. or even with the woman that her egg is a different. The sperm's overweight? No, but there could be different qualities about what your body's producing in that sperm

or with her something having to end that egg at the time if she's on a certain medication when her eggs. There is all of this. That's crazy. And it's unlimited that we don't know and it's tiny that we do, but we do know that there are effects. But changing what you're passing down genetically,

I don't know the answer. because I'm interested in this too. What I have read is it's more like an evolution type thing with genetics, what they found, is that you can try to improve it a bit within you and it can not be as bad. And if it continues to be improved, it kind of goes away. Oh, that's cool. Through generations. Like eventually.

Yeah. So like I'm getting buff, right? So I start getting my kids buff. No, no, you don't get your kids buff. What are? We're working out. We're working out. So I tell my kids like, hey, start working out now.

And then they're buff, right? So when they have kids, their kids may be born a little... I would say if you're on great physical shape... At the time of conception? Yeah. But not even at conception because your body's going to have and hold a bunch of stuff. But if you've been in physical shape for a long time and your body is on all cylinders, it is reacting to you eating right, you being in great physical shape, distress.

And it's like your best sperm. And your best... your nuts rock. That there's a better chance that that coming through is going to produce a slightly better version of what would have been had you not been. Dang, okay. Well, so have your mom and dad gotten checked

for Dixelsky or whatever it's called? And you don't have it. He's not at all. I don't know how to say dyslexia. Whatever, I couldn't think of the word. I don't know. I'll tell your mom to get tested. Okay, so.

Do you know his mom? No, he doesn't know my mom. I know his mom. I know. Yeah. She got my number at the IHeart Festival a couple years ago. Nice. You guys should both just make out the judge, mom, we get it over with. I'm down.

Oh, my gosh. Go ahead, Amy. So, this is what we're talking about would be epigenetics. The study of how your behaviors and environment can cause changes that affect the way your genes work. So some people just think, like, so much is, oh, this has already been predetermined for me. But the epigenetics shows that you can alter it. Like Bobby said, you can't alter your height or your eyes. color or your hair color, stuff like that, but other things about you that you may think you're

just predisposed to this, you may be able to alter. It could be a lot harder. Due to certain hacks or lifestyle choices and behaviors. Could be a lot harder. What's interesting to me is let's say you have a, I don't want to say this because lunchbox is going to make a joke and I don't mean this about anybody on the show. It was just where I was going to go. Let's say you have a huge nose.

Eddie. You don't have a huge nose He just says that But let's say you have a huge nose Eddie Stop Stop I honestly when you said huge

I thought you're going to say something else It could be that too It could be Eddie Eddie Go ahead Go ahead Let's say you have a huge nose

And you get plastic surgery Eddie Okay But he hasn't But let's say you get You have a huge nose You get plastic surgery At 22 years old

Before you have kids Before you have kids Before you meet the person and you're even going to love. Before you get, and they meet you and you got a hot face and a hot nose and a hot butt and your attitude's good

and you fall in love. Your kid comes out with the genetics, that big nose. Oh, man, they're going to be like, what the world? Yeah. Right. And it's like, who did I get this from? So that change you made there

is not something that's going to be allowed to be affected genetically. That's not epigenetics. No. That's plastic surgery. Okay. Right. Okay, all right.

Also, there are things that we don't know that are affecting our DNA genetics, whatever. Like, we don't know what cell phones, right? We don't know what things going through the air, what electric lot, what small, what people, food, what all of these things that we really have no clue. I thought he was cutting out. He kept going, what, he weren't finishing the census, so I was confused, but I got it now. Limitless things that we don't understand are happening to us and our bodies because of what's going into our bodies and what's coming out and what we're, were around and who were around, that also could be modifying what's happening from one generation to the next.

There was a story I had in the pile months ago, or it seems like months ago at this point, about what your mom ate when she's pregnant with you. And depending on certain foods they were showing were resulting in like wider jaws and bigger noses. Oh, no. What was the bigger noses? I don't remember all the details from it. I just remember seeing it.

And who knows. But, I mean, that's the kind of research it's being done that I would imagine years from now, they're going to be able to pinpoint better. So what about, like, lunchbox's shoulders? He can't touch his shoulders, right? Because he has some. But his dad can't touch his shoulders. Right.

And his grandpa can't. Can he have the surgery? Well, he's already done having kids. No, he will, if he has a surgery, that will not alter. That's cosmetic. And they're just screwed. They're going to all have the can't touch my shoulder thing. Well, whatever's affecting that, if they can identify the gene.

but I don't think they have. I don't think there's a lot of gene study into not being able to touch your shoulders. They, you know, but it could also not be passed down. Do your kids have? And then three. I haven't checked. And then three down, it could happen. An example would be twins.

There could be a set of twins. They could have kids. They don't have any twins. They don't have twins. The next set has twins because they roll around in the family, the genetics. Regardless, I was interesting. Eddie, did you ask anyone in your family if they have dyslexia? Mm-mm.

You haven't asked? He said dyslexia, anyone family, and they got really, they didn't know what he was saying. Oh. So, Eddie, where do you get your big nose from? My dad, my dad's side. My grandpa had a big nose and my dad's a big nose. You could change that with surgery for your kids. No, you can't. Ask your parents while they're so like. Hey, they're already born. They're already born as well. I'm what you're doing it for them.

Yeah, you need to ask your parents all the things because I wish mine were alive so I could ask them. My sister and I've determined that our dad maybe was dyslexic and that's possibly where I got it because he was really good with numbers. He did not have discalcula. And what I learned in my further testing is if you don't have the discalcula, but you do have dyslexia. Normally you really are great with numbers

and he was. And he also hated reading. Like, hey, never saw, we always talk about I never read it. But like, it's like I wonder if he hated it because of that and he just never got tested because that just wasn't a thing for him. Didn't make it feel good.

So why do something doesn't make you feel good? And he was real creative and good in other ways. and so it just kind of made sense. So now my sister and I've assigned him with dyslexia, but there's no way to know. Well, ask the Blue Jay next time it comes around. I know. And if it flies backward, be like, okay, there you go.

Okay, look. A Jay Blue, but a couple things. Couple things. Then we're going to get out. We just got a few minutes. Ray Mundo has a free chance for everyone on the show and even our listeners to make $5.6 million. Okay.

Click V-ray. I don't know what it is. There's no way this is true, but I'd like to hear him out. Go ahead. Yeah, so it's free to play. It's major league baseball just started back. And everybody can do it. It's totally free. It's not gambling. It's not gambling because you're not putting money in? Correct. Okay. And so all you got to do is pick one hitter. You can do it every day? You can take a day? But just one hiter. Let's say on average there's 300 hiters a day that play in all these major league baseball games. You just have to pick one and he just has to get one hit. So I guess my question would be, can you pick the same one every day? Yes. Okay, so once you use one, it isn't eliminated. Correct. And obviously it's very difficult to do or they wouldn't offer $5.6 million. You can even double up. They've been done for years and no one's ever won. You can even double

up. You can do two hitters to get two. And what's the goal? 56. Oh, 56, like the hit streak. Yep. Is that DiMaggio? Yeah. Okay. I mean... And like Eddie said, you can do two a day, so then essentially you can win... Can you do 56 in a day?

No. Well, why not? The most you can do is two. And there is a Mulligan phase from 10 to 15, where you can miss one, and you can miss one, and you won't go back to zero. And it's just a race. First person to get to 56 wins 5.6 million. And if you did pick two a day,

like I'm saying, you could win 5.6 million in 30 days in one month. It sounds too good to be true. No, it doesn't. It sounds impossible. It doesn't, I mean, it's impossible. It sounds true. No one's ever done it.

One hit. That's all they have to get. Ray, how close has someone gotten? They've been in the 50s. There's been a handful of people that have gotten up there. Yeah, that's crazy. Okay, a couple things.

MLB.com. Are they paying you to do that? No. Okay. I don't mind pandering. Should I pander is the question. We start in Atlanta on Monday. I have a falcons mini helmet.

Should I put it up on the desk and just be, it's a lot of sit and never mention it? It'd be like, we're big Atlanta Falcons guys. You're just assuming it. We don't even say it. Yes. The problem is I don't really like them when they're in the case. The mini helmets?

Yeah. This one's signed by Drake London. Receiver? Yeah. Here's the problem is you have only big helmets up there So it's gonna look like you don't like it as much as other helmets Well That is a point

But There's just so much up here I don't know that you would judge one by the other The only big helmets are the Arkansas one So those are just Arkansas There's a NASCAR helmet Could you get rid of the No

Okay No I'm not going to any of this I love it all Which were you going to ask? The Cowboys football? No That's not the one I was going to ask City Lamb signed

No the St. Louis Cardinals one I could Paul Goldschmidt Yeah because it's still in the shot It's in the shot I could But if I pull it out of this I don't know if it's worth anything anymore

Oh then don't pull it out Oh Too late Jeez man Thanks for listening to us I mean it's still signed You're grabbing the helmet You're grabbing the signature

Yeah you're putting your Oh No it's it's dead now Alright let's pander a little bit If you put it over by the St. Louis Cardinals helmet It's still in the shot It is

Okay so there's that got a couple things and we're going to be done here hey abby what was the the feet thing with you you know the dude was trying to pay amy to lick his feet what was it one picture of my feet goliath feet what was it called oh that's giantness

like either it could be me acting like a giant with my hand or my feet or just my feet some guys also feeding you up now yeah on the phone lines of the internet yes he called the phone lines which no one ever really calls to talk to me I mean they want to talk to you but he was like hey is this Abby I'm like, yes. He's like, I have a question for you. I'm like, okay. He's like, would you be willing to

add pictures of the bottom of your feet on Instagram? The bottom? I was like, it's like, I don't get it. I don't, how the feet turn people on? It's a, it's a semi-common thing. I just don't understand it. I don't either, and I don't understand the bottom. I've never heard that before. The bottom of your feet? What is so appealing of that? What's it, what's the toes? Well, yeah, I don't know. Well, if it's the bottom, well, for the giantness thing, it's like the bottom because it looks like you're squashing something. Oh, okay. They want to be squashed by your feet. Oh, yeah.

I've had people message me too. They're like, can I be your giant or can you be my giantess or whatever? That looks good, bones. What should I do with a baseball hall? Put it next to it. Yeah, right there. You have a hand her to St. Louis too. Perfect.

Like there? Yep. Can you see them both? Yep. Okay. Okay. So are you going to do it? What?

Abby. Oh, no. I said, I think I'm good, but thank you. Would you sell pictures of your feet for $100? Oh, 100. Maybe 200. Really? Yeah.

Like, if there was no attachment to my face or any of my body, I could picture my wiener. You wouldn't. It's a generic picture. You would not. Right now, I'm married, but I was saying five years ago. Even if you're married, if they're going to pay you $10,000? I didn't go $10,000. Yeah, I said $500.

Oh. That's your number lunch, $10,000? Weiner it up. Oh, my gosh. Okay, we're done. Tonight. We're breaking, baby. Thursday?

Yeah, yeah. Tonight, 6 to 8 p.m. Central from my house, dorm dudes are driving down from Ohio, and we're going to break a bunch of sports memorabilia. Be sure to check it out. We'll be doing it on my Instagram, but that'll just be showing how you can get to their page. But on TikTok, it's at Dorm Dudes Breaks. Dorm Dudes breaks. I heard we got like 40 boxes coming in.

They send it all to retails. Yeah. Because they can't travel across state lines with their. something. Oh, really? I don't know what it is. I don't know. It's not my business. To know, I guess. I want to ask them how their financials work. But they had to show, I guess, or maybe they just want to drive it all down in a truck. That could also be it. Maybe it's nothing illegal. Sounds cooler that way, though. I know. It did sound cooler. When you say state lines, it sounds cool. I know.

Hey, Abby, one final thing. Okay, one final thing. You there? Yes, sorry. I think it'll be beneficial. And I don't know about the producer of your song, Hey, Their Hometown, how much effort they'd want. to put into it, although I think it could help them too. If you cut a few versions, in the history of these songs, where they mention specific places, for example, Zach Brown, chicken fried, or maybe toes. Yeah, and Big 98, right?

Yeah. Is that chicken fried or? I think it was Toes. No. In the Big 98 of chicken fried, yeah. Or, that's the song. Bant, da, oh, it's radio station WD.D.R. It's a hip-hop song.

Nah, nah. Oh, I can't think of it. they would insert all the different radio stations and that would make the station play it more, right? I think if you could go and just record, all you need to do is sing like 10, like different 10 cities. Oh, change Wichita out? That's it. But you just have to, it has to be the same like cadence and like, you know, however many syllables. Whoa, London. Well, the UK market. Dude, you want to go international. But let's say we're pandering, St. Louis. Whoa, St. Louis.

Whoa, Atlanta. Whoa, little rock. If you made like 10 of those of different cities, we could tell you what cities they do. That would be hilarious, and we could just play some of them. Oh my gosh. Can I do that? Yeah, I will.

What do you mean? Can you? Like, I'll do it, yeah. But the producer has to, whoever that is. But I think it'll also get some play. It'd be funny on the air. You know, whoa, Greensboro. Yeah, that's perfect.

But if it's small, we like Boston Mass. Yeah. I like it. then I have to change the Kansas too, but you'll always be in them. You're going to change the whole song. My Massachusetts roots run free. Or that can be generic.

You don't have to change the state. So what does it say? My Kansas roots run. These Kansas roots run deep, yeah. So sing how the melody goes? Oh, Wichita, you'll always be home to me. I hope you know no matter where I go these Kansas I'm easy.

I hope you know out of where I go these treasured roots run deep. or whatever that is. You just put a word. You don't have to insert it. These, you know, valued roots run deep. Deep, deep roots. Anything like that works. So like two words, I need to change.

You can just do that once. Okay. As long as it hits the same, like, singing pattern. I like it. You know? Yeah, I'm going to go to him. No, no, it's this. These hometown roots run deep.

Ooh. Yeah. I think hometown works because it fits. These hometown roots are running. But think bigger, Abby. Like, oh, Tokyo. Even better. Whoa.

Mars. You never know You can never go too big Okay, we're done I like that idea Thanks That would be fine if you can do it Uh huh

All right, cool That's it Whoa, Istanbul Nice Yeah Moscow Putin's land Okay

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