The Bobby Bones Show - THURS PT 1: Lunchbox Left His Wife + Our Top 5 Funniest Movies + Would Amy Date A Bald Guy?
Episode Date: May 14, 2026In the Anonymous Inbox, a listener's wife has a problem being on time so he left home without her because she wasn't ready. Bobby gives him advice on what to do in this situation and Lunchbox reveals ...why he recently left his wife when dealing with a similar situation. Great comedies are gettin harder to come by these days...so we decided to share all of our Top 5 Funniest Movies of all-time. We ask the ladies of the show if they find the following things attractive on a guy: single moustache, bald head and full beards.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are being sued.
You guys watch the movie The Rip on Netflix?
Oh, unfortunately.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I liked it.
That was a good movie.
I thought it was pretty terrible.
Oh, dang, Hater?
I liked it a lot.
It's about possibly dirty cops and drug money.
Partel.
Yeah.
And so,
they're being sued.
It's a defamation lawsuit by two
Miami-Dade police officers.
Here's a clip.
A Netflix movie featuring Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
is once again facing backlash here in South Florida.
You see, two sergeants at the Miami-Dade Sheriff's Office,
they are now suing the actor's production company over the film.
They claim it falsely portrayed them as corrupt cops
and destroy their reputations.
Parts of the RIP, that's a movie we're talking about,
are inspired by a 2016 raid of a Miami-Lakes home
that had $21 million stowed in Home Depot buckets.
This all comes after Hialeah Mayor Brian Calvo back in January,
criticized the film for its portrayal of the city.
That's from NBC South Florida.
Well, this reminds me of your Streisand effect.
Like, I never knew it was based off a real raid,
so I never thought anything about the actual police.
But now that you're bringing that to my attention,
now I'm thinking that about the police.
So for those who don't know, the stricent effect is,
well, you don't want attention to be brought to it,
but you're bringing attention to it
by complaining about something about it.
She had a house and she don't want people to take pictures of her house,
so she complained about it.
And then everybody was like, oh, we're learning more about it because you're complaining.
We'll go take pictures of your house.
That's happening here, yes.
And the movie was good.
I'm mostly mad about that.
Did you know it was a real story?
No idea.
Neither did I.
And now we know.
And now we're like, dang, Miami police car.
Now I want to go look up the dudes that they're portraying.
I also didn't know that there was a real thing.
Like $21 million was in a house.
In a Home Depot buckets.
Those buckets, yeah.
You didn't like the movie, huh?
I did not.
That was great.
It was a good movie.
I think I gave it a four out of five.
Yeah, we're sure.
Yeah.
Are you sure?
Mikey, did you watch it?
I also gave it a four out of five.
Wow, okay.
But they were even hired as advisors on the movie.
So that's weird that they're suing.
Yeah, they were hired as advisors.
And they didn't say, like, who was who in the movie.
They took characteristics from both of them and made the two characters.
So it's not like, this guy is this guy or this guy's that guy.
It's just like based on their story.
When I watched season one of The Wire, because I went back to watch it to see if I would like it,
if it held up now.
They do a lot of that where they're busting drug busts and there's a bunch of cash there.
And I think that's something where there's a bunch of cash and nobody's around you.
And I think they probably just take money just generally.
Has to be tempting.
I mean, you see a big stack of cash.
There's no way to count it.
You haven't called anybody in yet.
You're like, we got it.
So you probably slide a couple stacks.
But that's, I don't know, watch the rip.
That's good.
I'm kind of upset about it.
You don't like that movie.
No, I didn't.
It's on Netflix.
It's free if you have Netflix.
Okay.
This town in Alaska, they just saw their last sunset for 84 days.
Oh, that's so sad.
Oh, that's crazy to me.
So is it going to be dark from now on?
This is from CBS Chicago.
Utkiavuk.
Uchiavuk, Alaska.
I'm sure I said that right.
Play the clip, please.
People living in an Alaska town will not see the sunset for 84 straight days.
In Hukianvuk, the town is the northernmost city in the,
U.S. It has nearly 5,000 people and it enters the first day of an annual season known as the
midnight sun. That is when areas north of the Arctic Circle have continuous daylight all through
the summer months. Okay, that's different than I thought. All sun for a few months. So it's all day.
All dark for a few months. Yeah, that's got to take some getting used to. And I'm sure if you live in
Uki Albok, you probably are used to it. What's confusing? I've always judged people that put
foil on their windows, but I think you'd have to put foil on your windows, right?
When it's all sun all day?
Yeah, like, how else do you do this?
Blackout shades.
Yeah, sure.
I feel like the foil, though, dude, that's like zero light.
Yeah.
Well, shout out to them.
I don't think they listen to the show up in Oak Bay.
I don't think we have an affiliate.
But that's crazy.
It's dark for three months because you have to live on a schedule for sure because
now it gets dark.
We go to bed kind of when it gets dark.
Sort of around the time.
We often go to bed.
But the light in the dark, that kind of tells us and our bodies what to do.
I wonder what the life expectancy rate is there.
I don't have that on file.
You know, and I wonder what are animals too?
Like, you know, are birds tripping 24 hours a day?
In daytime or nighttime?
Because we're going to nighttime now.
The daytime.
Okay.
I'm talking about the daytime.
Yeah.
They just get tired and die.
What do they do?
They get tired and die.
Yes.
Next up, this woman hit it big at the Crater of Diamond State Park in Arkansas,
3.09-karrot white diamond.
Wow.
This is a story. It's fun to us because, one, I grew up here and went to this park a lot, and it's natural. You walk out in a field and you dig. It's the only natural diamond mind in North America. And so you can go and to dig for diamonds. Lunchbox went, spent a day there. Didn't get anything.
miserable. People keep popping up in the news finding these diamonds. And this is the case here from Kate,
ate a woman from Pennsylvania, both her son and her father. I don't know if she lost her dad and her father.
So she was out there. I think it's like a, and she found it right in the middle of the grieving process.
So that makes the story better. But she still found the. Yeah, I think she lost her son six months ago.
And her dad, it was like a week ago. And that's why she went. She needed something. And so she was really praying for this.
Okay.
And I'm like...
Oh, the answer came.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
I'm like...
Did you pray for it?
I pray for everything.
I pray for lottery wins.
I pray for all this stuff.
You pray to God for all this stuff.
I pray to different things.
Like the diamond mine gods, I'm like, all right, please.
I know the regular God, he's got other stuff to worry about.
He ain't got worried it.
He's not worried about the diamond mine park.
So he has to have a...
You pray to the diamond mine gods?
They have their own...
Yeah, he has like his own...
It's like a cabinet.
Like they have their own sections.
Like, what do you call them?
tributaries.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
There are sides.
And so I look up there and I'm just like, hey, guys.
Like, come on.
Like, I'm going to be here for eight hours.
Give me some love.
Nothing.
This woman, I mean, I guess you, I don't want to say that.
What?
I guess you have to lose someone and then that's when it works.
What?
I mean, in her case.
Someone has to die.
First of all, I'd like to say, he said, I don't want to say that.
And then all it took was edited to go, what?
And he just says it.
He wanted to say it.
I gave him the green light.
I don't want to say it.
Oh, here it is.
Secondly, you think it's a sacrifice and then you get?
I think that's kind of how it happens sometimes.
Would you give up a parent to get a diamond?
No.
No, no.
What if they're really old?
I mean, how much is a diamond worth?
Million.
No, million is not worth it because tax it's down to $6.50.
I mean, that's not really that much.
You're considering tax when it comes to losing a parent?
Yeah.
If it was 10 million, like that's what I was getting paid, I think they'd understand.
Oh, they'd put themselves up and go, hey.
I think they'd volunteer as tribute.
I think, yeah, it's easy to say when you haven't lost a parent.
I don't think you'd do it.
No, no, I didn't say, I'm thinking, I'd think they would volunteer.
Like, if they knew that I was going to be set up with 10 million.
They would volunteer to die.
They'd be like, as a parent, I need to do that.
That's my responsibility.
Even when they have maybe 20 years left.
And taxes, so it's $5 million.
You got to consider taxes.
No, no, I said $10 million.
That's what I'm getting like.
That's his take home.
You think one of your parents would die for you to have $10 million?
I do.
Dang.
Maybe it would.
Maybe they would.
What?
I'm thinking, like, would I do that for my kids?
Would I be like?
And only one kid, right?
Because only one kid gets it.
Oh, that you could spread it out 2.5 to each.
Oh, gosh.
I don't know.
I don't know what I do it.
No, you're not doing it.
What?
So.
If you die, Amy, you could die today and you set them up.
Okay, what does that do for them?
Now they have...
Five million each for your two kids.
Yeah, they're rich.
No mom, but they've got money, which does what for them?
We still have a dad.
Okay.
Mine will still have a mom.
Okay.
And they have money.
And they're rich.
I'm not on their team.
It's a no for me.
It's a no.
But I think it's interesting.
You think your parent would do that.
Yeah.
Lunchbox, you went to the diamond mine, right?
It is a nightmare out there.
What are the chances?
Because every time we read these stories,
people are like, you know, it didn't look like a diamond.
Like it doesn't look like a normal traditional diamond.
What are the odds of you?
Like, did you think maybe you had one, but you didn't know it was a real diamond?
Great point.
Great question.
I don't think so.
I mean, I was kept keeping every little rock that I got and I took them all to the front desk
and made them inspect them.
But now I realize that you don't want the bigger rocks.
Throw those out.
Those are definitely not diamonds.
Well, don't say definitely.
But also, you went, you took.
took a nap out there. Dude, it was like 9,000 degrees, and there was very little shade, and I was
working the dirt for, I mean, five hours. My back was hurting. I needed some rest. I hit that wall.
It's probably about 2 o'clock. Needed a nap. Well, congratulations to her. She found a 3-carat
diamond out there. It was pretty cool. A French passenger on that boat that had the hauntavirus is in
critical condition after they tested positive, all linked to this vessel. And then you start to hear
stories where they were told at first that their symptoms were just anxiety. Oh my gosh. Well, did they not
know? That's what they told them. Or did they know and they decided, well, just tell them it's anxiety.
Or did they really think? So this is from people. The woman was evacuated from the ship in Spain,
May 10th, flown to Paris after being evaluated, who believed her symptoms were related to
stress or anxiety, not the haunt of virus. She became ill-duris. She became ill-duris.
the flight later tested positive for the virus.
The World Health Organization says she's in critical condition.
She's isolating in Paris.
The outbreak has already been linked in at least seven other suspected cases on board.
They've got a bunch of folks now in Omaha, in America, that are quarantined.
That were on the boat?
I think so, yeah.
Yeah, the national quarantine unit.
So everyone's off the boat now?
Boats.
I think the boat's empty.
Okay.
I think the boat's empty.
And then they just let everyone go home?
Yeah.
But they let everybody go home with the.
watchers.
I don't like that.
Quarantined.
You know?
So the haunted virus,
I don't think this is not
going to be COVID.
But it
feels very much like
COVID when COVID first started.
But the haunted virus has existed.
The actor's wife died of it.
Yes.
Recently.
Gene J.
That's what my wife told me.
Wait.
His wife died of the haunties?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
And then he had,
if I'm saying this correctly,
he had
was it Alzheimer's?
or something where he needed care
and she was his caretaker.
That's why he died.
Oh.
This isn't like brand new
but it's just rare
and it's harder to pass along
but yeah I could be wrong
in three months and we're all
quarantined to get in our houses.
I hope not.
I don't think that's the case.
What?
Are they the couple that were just like
randomly found dead in their house?
And their dogs?
And then this was how it got solved
because remember it being such a mystery.
I don't know that I ever knew the update.
When my wife told me,
I was like, I did not know that conclusion.
Yeah, we didn't. I never heard that.
That's a story we definitely did not circle back to.
The reason it's now a story again is because it turns out it was haunted virus,
but before this was a story, nobody knew what haunted virus meant for the most part,
so that didn't make it to the headlines.
Wow.
So, yeah, that was it.
Gene Hageman's wife.
That's how she died.
And so she came in contact with a rodent?
I don't know how she did.
I don't know her story.
Well, I want to know more about how we're...
Get your fingers over there typing then, get your reading.
I don't have all the answers.
Well, I did see someone from the CDC saying, it's all good.
Yeah.
Oh, they said that.
It's all good.
Hey, government.
We believe you.
I mean, I'm paraphrasing, but they're like, you need to, like, share utensils or kiss or something.
I'm like, okay?
Who needs to kiss and share utensils and share utensils?
Yeah.
I think that was AI.
You know, what?
Yeah, you're watching something weird.
No, no, no.
It's transmitted through saliva.
Yeah, yeah.
Unless a strain makes it a little easier to transmit.
But right now, they did find rodent nest in their home.
They did?
Yeah.
but like okay so how do we do a sweep for rodent nests in our homes people that come and look for rodent
exterminator yeah they have those in your town yeah well i know but do we all just need to be adding that to
our yearly to do list i'm not gonna get hentivirus from rodents in my house right now but they did
they were old and not able they were not physically able they probably couldn't get up in parts of
their house they were like 80 years old okay so therefore and he had Alzheimer's okay why you
yelling at me. I'm not. I'm just like...
I mean, he's not to punch me. I did nothing. I just told you the story.
How dare you, Bobby?
Whoa, that's not how I was acting to do.
I thought that was you saying it again. I didn't even to think that was him. I'm very different.
Let's go over and open up the mailbag. Get it.
It's the anonymous inbox.
There's a question to be had.
Hello, Bobby Bones. My wife has a problem being on time. We're late for everything.
movies, parties, concerts. There is no sense of urgency.
Recently, I told her straight up, I'm done waiting around.
And if she wanted to go any place that had a set start time, I would wait around until time to
leave, and then I would just leave. This weekend was the first test of that plan. We made a deal
to leave the house by 6 p.m. She was not ready. I left without her.
That a boy. Beautiful. She showed up later. We arrived separately. It was awkward enough on its own.
But when we got home, it turned into a huge fight. She said, I embarrassed her. Honestly, I was trying to
make a statement. Do I stand my ground and keep moving forward or do I cross a line by actually
leaving her? Husband keeping his word is how he signed it. I can't disagree with your method.
If it gets to a point you've got to do something uncomfortable because nothing's going to change
just generally in life unless it's uncomfortable within yourself or somebody else.
You told her. You told her. You just have to weigh if it's going to be worth it or not.
because now your home life is going to suck because you left her.
But is she now going to be on time for the next three or four times?
It's all weighing these things.
Like what I leave my wife?
No.
I do other methods.
I lie about what time we actually have to leave.
That seems like a safer method.
It does until she figures it out.
Then she starts back timing it as well knowing I'm lying to her.
And she goes,
not the truth, so I know what time he's really telling me, so she starts working on that time.
So there are different methods.
I would not leave my wife because it would not be worth it when I got home.
Absolutely not.
But if you feel like this is the right method, go for it.
Or just don't go anywhere with her at all.
Sounds more like what you do to a child, not your wife.
She's acting like a child, though.
If you can never be on time, that's childlike activity.
If it's consistent, that's childlike activity.
If you're occasionally late, that's not childlike that happens all the time.
If you're always late, that's child life.
How can we work together to come up with a way to get you on time?
Well, he's found a way.
He left her.
And she's about to leave him permanently.
No, she won't.
That's showbiz, baby.
Eddie.
You have to, I know, I'm with you.
And I've become a person that's on time now.
Like, that's my thing.
I'm never late.
But you have to understand that some people, their culture, either that's the way they were raised,
or that's just the way their family, whatever.
people are late.
So to change someone based on what they've been doing their entire life is really hard.
I think what he did was right.
I think this is a good start to it, but it's going to take a long time for her to change.
My wife was always late.
I was always late.
But then I became on time.
And now my wife is probably on time 90%.
She will also get tired of you complaining about her being late if you complain all the time.
That's a method too.
There's always been complaining about her to her.
You're always late.
you're always late.
I always like, then she has to kind of understand.
What if he needs to relax on the time thing?
No, no.
If there's a time to be somewhere, that's the time to be there.
Yeah, but it's different.
Okay, if it's work, that's one thing.
If it's like, oh, well, we said, because my ex-husband used to get all worked up when, like, loosely, we had to be somewhere at six.
But he's, he said.
You're going to be late to a movie?
Well, you don't have to see the previews.
We don't know if it's previews at the start of the movie.
I would be so irritated.
I wouldn't be able to live with someone like this.
I can take it a little bit.
My wife's good about it now.
And I'm actually good about always not being exactly early like I wanted to be.
So you had a budget a little bendy.
Yeah, but we're not late stuff anymore.
Lunchbox?
Listen, I have this exact situation in my house.
I should have written this email.
My wife, I'm not even the most on time person,
but she is unbelievably late every time.
And two weeks ago I said, listen, baseball game starts at 2 o'clock.
I am leaving this house at 1.30.
You're with me or you're not?
guess who had to walk to the baseball field?
My wife, because she was not ready.
Oh, you only have one car.
Only got one car.
Sorry.
You did state it very clearly.
And that's a kid's game.
Kid cannot be late to the game.
And he's got to get there for warm-ups.
And so she walked three blocks to the baseball field.
Three blocks.
What, you guys didn't all walk to the film?
No, I drove the car.
But three blocks.
But I had baseball bats, helmets, all that.
Like I had to bring.
Was she mad?
No, she didn't say anything.
She just came walking up in like the second.
an inning. Was she mad later that night? No. If she was, she didn't say anything. Did you teach her a lesson?
I think I did, but guess what? Next time it goes on where she's going to be late. Guarantee it.
Would you leave her if it was more than a three block walk that she could do herself easily?
Yep. Hey, there's Uber. Sorry, you missed the game. You'll learn because eventually you've got to stop waiting.
Because what was getting, what was happening is I was getting upset. Like, we got to go. We got to go.
And I'm like, this is not fun. Like, you're making it stressful with the kids. So I'm just going to tell you what time I'm leaving.
If you're ready, you come with me.
If not, see you there.
So you would leave her too if it's like a dinner or a movie or something?
Yep. Okay. It's harder for her to get to that.
Correct.
Got it. Okay. Well, so what's your advice?
I say you keep leaving her. She's going to catch up.
Eventually, she's going to realize, you know what?
He's serious. He really will leave me.
And she'll figure out how to get ready earlier.
I definitely think you need to do something.
Something uncomfortable has to be done because this is very uncomfortable for you to always be late.
So if this is the method you choose, I support you.
This is not the method I would choose.
I'm not going to jump all in on this one, but I get it.
So we got your back, but we're not probably going to do that.
I'm not leaving my wife.
She would murder me.
She would murder me.
All right, there you go.
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In the moment, it felt like it was going on forever. I didn't think I was going to live. I was terrified.
There was no anything inside those eyes. They turned black.
It scared the hell out of me.
That was your first murder case?
Yes, sir.
Fear to say this was the biggest case of your career?
Yes, sir.
Rape a murder for a child.
This is as bad as it gets.
I would think so.
Evil, wake up.
I'm the one that saw the murder take place by Crevent and DePippo.
Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse,
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The art of the funny movie
just not happen as much anymore.
It really doesn't.
They don't make as many.
So your top five funniest movies ever, number one.
Bridesmaids.
Good one.
Yeah.
Good one, yeah.
I like bridesmaids and I'm a dude.
So funny.
And it's meant for women, but it's also not.
Like, I think that one's good.
Number two.
Zoolander.
Why?
It's so funny to me.
Well, yeah, that's all of them, hopefully.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's just a good one.
Like in one that I think about, like, and I reference sometimes.
Talladega Knights was another good one.
Step brothers and Anchorman,
which those are all Will Ferrell.
You are hard, Will Ferrell, yeah.
I went hard.
So I realized when I was thinking about the list,
I was like, oh, I guess Will Ferrell is my wheelhouse.
So number one for you all-time, funniest movie is Bridesmaids.
Yeah.
Did you like the poop scene?
I mean, it's definitely really funny.
Yeah.
It's really funny.
It's uncomfortable, but it's funny.
Because that's guy humor.
Poop humor is guy humor.
Love it.
Of course.
We're dudes.
But I wondered in bridesmaids that was meant to appeal to women
If women still like yeah
They handled it in a way where it just worked
And the scene they're like trying on dresses
They're at the thing
And she's like I'm just gonna have a minute
It's just funny
It's funny
They handled it well to where I think
Men and women would laugh at it
Does anybody have any of her movies on your list?
I do. What do you have? Yeah I have bridesmaids
Oh wow
Bridesmaids on my list
Dang where was it on your list
Bridesmaids is number two.
Wow.
Yeah, out of five.
What was number one?
Three amigos.
Oh, that's legendary.
Steve Martin.
That's great.
Steve Martin, Martin, short, Chevy Chase.
That's it.
They're like three actors, you know, then they're like the three amigos or whatever,
and they think that they're going to a movie role.
It's a real war in Mexico.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
We're here to pump you up.
Wait, what?
Isn't that it when they go, bah, bah?
Yeah, I think you, yes, that's it.
That is.
It also sounds like lars and bars from stuff.
Pons of hands.
DuPomp?
You are up.
Oh, maybe they don't say that.
I think that's like not.
Did you say stepbrothers?
I did.
Yeah, I have stepbrothers.
What number?
I had it number three.
Eddie, so one, you had
three amigos.
Number two, bridesmaids,
three.
Anchorman.
So good.
Boom.
And then.
Four.
Office space.
Okay.
A good one.
Love it.
I had that on mine.
And then my, dude, there's something about Mary.
I love there's something about Mary.
That was kind of a moment.
In our youth, the hair gel.
That was a moment in our youth.
That and have you seen my baseball.
Those were moments in our youth for our age.
Those two things.
Like just quoting it.
Yep.
Everything in my baseball.
And then the hair gel.
I have office space online.
So at five, I have spinal tap, which makes me laugh out loud.
Have you ever seen this spinal tab?
I don't think so.
It's old.
But so funny.
Number four, I have best in show.
That's funny.
Never seen it.
Is that the dogs?
Yes, I laugh out loud.
Three on movies are like Christopher Guess movies.
So I have Spinal Tap at 5, which is him.
I believe it's him.
Number four, I have Best in Show.
Number three, I have office space.
Number two, I have Pop Star Never Stop Stopping.
What's that?
You've never seen Andy Sandberg?
Pop Star Never Stopping?
They're even heard of it.
I never saw it, but I remember the trailer or whatever.
Yeah, I never watched it.
Wow, yours are so cool.
Your picks are cool. It's a Justin Bieber backstreet boy parody.
Okay.
You never seen Pop Star, never stopped.
No, I never seen it.
Number one, Waiting for Guffman.
Wow, your list is pretty cool.
Cool movies.
They're waiting for this big Broadway producer because they think it's their mom.
And so it's all them practicing in this small town theater.
What's that one called?
Waiting for Guffman.
I'm going to write that one down.
So I would recommend Popstar never stop stopping to you guys.
I think you would think it is so funny.
Really?
But waiting for government is your number one?
It is my number one.
And Spinal Top is from 1984.
Oh yeah, yeah, but it's great, Amy.
It's great.
Spinal Tap, Christopher Guess, Mike?
Yeah.
Okay, three of mine.
Rob Reiner, but he's in it.
Did he not write it?
The other two I know there were Christopher Guest written movies.
Rob Reiner directed it.
Okay, lunchbox is yours?
Yeah, I got number, you want number one first?
Dazed and confused.
That's great.
Is it funny or is it good?
Oh, I think it's hilarious.
I think it's really funny.
Okay.
I haven't seen it forever.
Number two, old school.
Good one, old school.
We're streaky.
Let's go streaky.
Yeah, that's good.
Go ahead.
Number three, stepbrothers.
Number four, Friday.
Friday like with Ice Cube?
That's hilarious.
Hilarious.
You got knocked.
Can't say it.
And then last 40-year-old virgin.
Yeah, that's a good one.
I forgot about that one.
Yeah, that was really good.
40-year-old virgin, I thought about a long time.
I think about the same where they ripped the hair off.
Kelly Clarkson.
And that was Steve Correll's, like, big, like, introduction to us.
Because he was in the movie with a girl and the brother finds out that he can't be in the Air Force because his vision's bad.
He was in that.
They came out.
Oh, come on.
Can't go in the Air Force because his vision's bad?
Yeah, but it's about a girl.
They got a bus ride because somebody died, like a van ride across the country.
A little bit sunshine?
Yeah.
A little of a sunshine.
That's right he was in that.
That was a great movie.
It was great.
So is this all before he did the office?
So,
Loretum of Sunshine was, I believe, around the same time the office started.
2006.
Yeah.
Lernerner-Mit Sunshine was awesome.
They're in the Volkswagen bus.
Yeah, traveling across the country.
I forgot about that.
You guys should watch Pop Star Never Stop Shopping.
You can watch Waiting for Guffman.
It's the funniest movie I've ever seen, in my opinion.
Movie Mike, you're the movie guy.
What's the funniest movie ever?
The Hangover, number one.
Oh, that's so good.
I think that's like the last comedy that we all saw as a society together.
Like, that was like the last big.
Big one.
Pop Star never
Stop Stopping, you guys didn't see?
Is this society?
Was that one like in the normal theater?
Yeah, was that like a release?
Yes. It was a big release.
Oh, yeah. Well, I just never watched it.
I don't know if it was like at the cool theaters.
You ever see Pop Star Never Stopping?
Yeah, it's funny. Yeah, right?
All right, everybody hates me.
Waiting for Government. Popstar.
Office space was cool because we lived in Austin and they shot all those scenes there.
So, okay, there you go.
This guy's in trouble for basically dining and dashing.
ran up a bill and left.
You ever accidentally dining dash?
No.
I know lunchbox is dined and dash.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, some people got it from my table and left,
and I wasn't going to be stuck with the bill,
so I did walk out,
and I did used to go to Lubies for lunch with Austin in high school,
and you would go through the line and order all the food you want,
and then you would pay at the end when you're supposed to leave.
Just walk right out.
Dining and dashing.
Yeah.
Stealing.
Yeah.
Been there, done that.
This guy named Dalton Etherly, his name is Chud the Builder.
Really?
Oh, yeah, I saw this, Chud.
You know, I don't know, Chad.
No, I saw the story, and then I had to look him up.
If I were naming myself, it wouldn't be Chud.
Chud the builder.
Chud the builder.
That's his handle.
Yeah, he went into this restaurant, ran up like a $400 bill.
They were like, hey, don't, apparently live streamed.
And he was anyway.
So they said, hey, I think it's time for you to go.
And then he didn't pay and left.
Oh, boy.
He was later charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and theft of services.
It's crazy you know who Chud the builder is, though.
No, I saw the news story and I looked up, Chud the Builder.
No, because I thought, how ridiculous to be in a restaurant and they ask you to not live stream and you keep live streaming and then you skip out on the bill.
It says he creates content that is often racially charged.
Oh, wonderful.
Yeah, see, not a fan here.
I'm not a fan.
I just looked him up.
He's got the single mustache going.
that's like not even ironic anymore.
Like so many dudes just have the single mustache now.
Who do we credit that to?
Morgan Wallen?
I don't know. My dad always had a single mustache.
But that's era is.
I get it.
But like my whole life I grew up with a single mustached dad.
So like to me the single stash is normal.
I mean, Riley Green supports a good stash.
It just didn't happen for like 25 years with young people.
Riley Green, Morgan Wallen, Tucker Wept Moore, Chud, the Builder.
Who's the Timothy Shalomey?
Does he have a single?
Not normally.
He doesn't?
If he does, it's temporary.
Like, Zach Top has single mustache.
Uh-huh.
So, like, it's a thing where it's not even a thing to be a thing.
Right.
It's just normal now.
The single mustache is kind of back where too many people are doing it now where you want to go,
you can't pull out the single mustache.
I feel like Top Gun Maverick also had a big hand in this.
Miles Teller.
Yeah, because all of them had the single mustache.
And I felt like that's when I started seeing a whole bunch of guys start having the single stash.
Who?
As far as the girls here, one, two, three of you, women, ladies.
I don't know.
I like to be referred to.
Chicks.
Do you like the single mustache on a dude?
Amy.
Well, all the dudes, you just named?
Well, yeah, because they're all hot dudes.
I'm just saying generally speaking.
So it's hard to tell.
Like, we need to differentiate.
Do we like the single stash?
Put it on a six.
It's on a six with a good personality.
I mean, a six with a good personality could pull it off.
Do you like a single mustache?
Again, I don't want it to be like I'm attracted to my dad, but yeah.
Okay, you're attracted to your dad.
Wow.
That's very Freudian interview.
Abby.
Yes, absolutely.
Single mustache.
Yeah.
Love it.
And it's some scruff too.
No scruff.
It's only single mustache.
Yeah, I like it.
Morgan?
Yeah.
I dig a single stash.
I'm shocked.
Me too.
It's like a big caterpillar.
Just chilling.
Chud the builder.
But that's the dude.
You don't like the dude.
Yeah.
Okay.
How about full beard?
Would you prefer a full beard or clean face?
How full are you thinking?
Because, I mean, I like a beard.
But you're talking to normal beard or like Chris Stableton.
No, a beard.
Chris Stableton.
I like Chris Stapleton. I'm saying like what's the length of the beard.
Normal beard. Yes, normal beard. Let's go.
Amy has all these weird rules about facial hair. Now we talk about it. Dang.
Yeah. Abby.
Yeah, if it's shorter, yeah. More than clean face. You like beard better.
Yes. Uh-huh.
Morgan. Yeah. I'm a beard girl. I've noticed that. Like, I don't mind clean-shaven,
but something about a beard just does it for me, especially scruff.
What about a bald head? Depends on the guy.
That's every one of them.
Maybe just answer the question.
Why are you being so difficult with this?
Yeah, it can be hot.
I'm not being difficult.
How have I been difficult?
Everyone, you'd be like, well, it depends on the guy.
Yeah.
Did you hear her?
Yeah.
It can be hot.
That's cool.
Eddie, I'm talking about you.
Will you accept a bald head or do you not mind a bald head or do you like a bald head?
I guess it's, that I'll accept a baldhead.
Would it be a turnoff if they had a bald head?
No.
Okay.
I'll accept it, though.
But, I mean, I think naturally,
hair is
ideal
I know this sounds so bad
that wasn't the question
but bald with the beard
which is now Scoop's Steve
that? You like that?
Yeah but a short
beard. Okay not Scoop's Steve then
and Amos is like knocking people down
she sets them up and knocks them down
and then she goes what
Abby
yeah I prefer hair
maybe because my grandpa was bald
and my stepdad is bald
but I'm saying if you saw a guy with a baldhead would that be a
detriment.
But it would be negative.
Like in the category?
Maybe a little.
Okay.
Morgan?
Yeah, Vault doesn't do it for me.
And I do think it is related, like my dad's been bald my whole life.
So all I, if I see a bald guy, I'm like, oh, dad.
But Amy sees that and goes, dad, hmm.
Wake up, you wake up in the morning.
And then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turn.
Eddie Amy lunchbox,
More game two
But now time
Every night's trying to put you through
Mike D's right in this week's next bit
Your Bobby's on the mic so you know what this is
This is the Bobby Vaughn's story
Right now time for the morning corny
But we have 90 seconds
To try to get as many right of these as possible
Lunchbox Eddie myself
Investigative Corny
Amy ready
The
Morning Corny.
How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four.
Four.
What's a golfer's favorite animal?
Birdie.
Bertie.
Oh, she's in our warehouse now.
What's a golfer's favorite letter?
A, B, C, D.
Wedge.
Lederger.
Favorite letter.
Green, green.
F, H-I-J-K, L-M-O-P-R-T-E.
Fairway.
T. T. T. T.
Good job, lunchbox.
What's a golfer's favorite type of music?
Rock.
No.
No, par.
Whole.
Country.
Oh.
Rock.
Ballroom.
Ballroom.
Classical.
Club.
Club.
Oh, swing.
Swing.
Swing.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
At the bar?
At the club.
At the clubhouse.
At the clubhouse.
At the, we got to get it.
At the pro shop.
The club.
At the club.
In line at the club.
Country club.
The night club.
We're close.
We're close.
The night club.
The.
Read it again?
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
It has a club
A club
The swing club's on the club
Dance club
The swinging club
That's a swinging club
That's where you're interesting
That's where you go
I'm sorry
One more time
Where do you find a golfer on Saturday night?
At the club
At the club
At the club
It's a clue
That's what he said
Clubbing
Clubbing
Clumbing!
Okay
Okay
What do you call a wizard
Who can turn himself
Into a golf club
Abrica driver.
What do you call a wizard?
A wizard.
Bumodorf.
I don't know anything.
Harry Potter.
Oh, man.
That's pretty good.
That's our wheelhouse.
I don't know how many we got.
I don't know.
I just...
If you have more saved for next week.
Listen, you got four, you got a tea, you got a birdie, you got swing, and you got clubbing.
Five.
I bet you would have got Harry Potter if you had more time.
I wouldn't have got Harry Potter.
I don't think so.
I'm not a hairy putter.
Putter fan.
We went to got Harry Potter.
I'll tell you that right now.
We had a listener DME said she's going through cancer,
and she recommended a documentary, just in a DM.
So I read that on the show.
And the documentary is called The Big Lonely.
And so I said, hey, we'll take two weeks.
Everybody has the ability to watch it,
and we'll come back and talk about it in two weeks.
Even our listeners, like watch it.
I'm seeing people on social media saying they're watching it.
And you can watch it for free on Tooby,
which I've never been on Tooby.
Let me tell you, it's like 1997 all over again.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, commercials just like pop up, randomly.
Oh, great.
It's crazy.
Or you can watch it on YouTube or you can, I think it an apple, but you have to pay for it.
Okay.
So that being said, I've already watched it.
You did?
I'm not going to review it because we're all going to do it all together.
I'm not going to review it.
But I've already watched it.
I'll just say it's only like an hour and 20 minutes, hour and 30 minutes.
Love that.
And I had to stop watching a couple times because something's happened with the baby,
but I never wanted to stop watching it.
Wow.
You didn't want to stop.
You should watch it.
If you're listening, not you guys.
You have to watch it.
It sounds like we have to.
But if you're listening and you're considering, I don't know, it's not like a stupid bit they're doing.
It's not that long.
It's way different than any other document I've ever seen.
But you should watch it.
Did you watch it alone or with your wife?
Watch it alone.
Because if you don't start with somebody, they're not going to get it.
Okay.
If they hop in in the middle, they're not going to get it.
Yeah, it's hour, 22 minutes.
Have you seen it yet, Mike?
No, not yet.
Has anybody watched it?
Nope.
No.
Okay.
No.
All right.
I just want to make sure I didn't miss it and I had a little time.
Ray, would you play a voicemail too?
Thanks to your listeners that left a message about the big lonely on Tubi.
I'm watching it right now.
What a great watch.
God bless you all.
I love you.
Bye-bye.
Wow.
Can you get it on Apple, Mike?
Maybe it just popped up.
Yeah, I don't see it on there.
But Tube is free.
I've never been on Tubi.
It's great.
It's great.
They have all kinds of stuff.
You just have to watch it with commercials.
Yeah, if I ever need a random movie from the 90s,
Guby has it.
Yeah.
Okay.
So it's called The Big Lonely.
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Earlier in the show,
we're talking about
an influencer named
Chud.
Chud.
Okay,
so he dined
and dashed
allegedly on a meal.
and we were talking about that and it turned into his single mustache and it turned into a dude with single
mustaches. However, Chud got in a shootout yesterday afternoon.
I feel like that tracks.
Right.
From the description of the guy.
I was just talking about him and listeners are like, he got in a shootout.
Wait, with who?
Here and town, they put it in a person or police.
Oh, a person, I think.
So a controversial influencer, Chud the Builder shoots man during confrontation outside of Tennessee
courthouse.
What?
I don't know who Chud the Builder is.
Mike,
we see how many followers this guy has?
Because people are acting like he's just part of society.
Like, you don't know Chud?
Apparently it's like a bad dude,
says like racist stuff.
That's just what I heard.
Two men, including social media personality,
Dalton Eitherly,
that's Chud the Builder,
were injured in a shooting outside of courthouse.
The incident follows that theft charge we talked about
for dining and dashing.
Authorities responded to gunfire,
stemming from a physical altercation.
Then they pull guns.
Both men are hospitalized, stable condition.
Sheriff John Fuson said swift response by the deputies,
there's no more threat to the public.
But Chud the Builder is in my life twice today in the news.
I never even heard of this guy.
I know.
I know Speed.
He's the guy that racist.
Oh, Speed.
Okay, I'm sorry.
He's not a Chud, though.
Definitely not.
Speed's like a good dude.
I know clavicular.
I don't know that one.
Weird guy.
He's the guy that took the hammer to his face to make himself pretty.
He's the guy that does, like, I believe the meth.
He's a looks maxer.
Oh.
Good looking kid, but wildly famous, but also extremely toxic.
So it's not like they call Chud the Builder, you know, influencer or whatever.
He's known as live streaming.
Okay, but so is speed.
That's like speed, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I'm just not familiar with a lot of live streamers.
Clivicular is live.
streamer as well.
Oh, okay.
But if you're streaming, you're influencing.
Yeah, and apparently he is racist, like you said, and he's...
He influences racist.
Which like, okay, what's wrong with this guy?
Chud was always a bad name, though, to call somebody.
It was like a douchebag.
But his real name is Dalton.
Yeah, what's your point?
I don't know why he goes...
He had to change it?
I don't know.
You think it's a weird name?
Like, Dalton, the builder, doesn't have the same...
Flair.
What, does Chud, the builder have?
Mike, how many followers does Chud the builder have?
even see? I think he's shadow band on a lot of things. He is. The one service I found,
he has like 200,000. We're not a Chud the Builder show. I want to say that right now. I'm not
even going to talk about him anymore, but I just needed to update the story from earlier today.
You know what? Thumbs down to Chud the Builder. Gully. Now he's, so he dined and dashed,
and then now he's charged with attempted murder. That's crazy. Attended murder. Hey, crazy week.
Yes. Big, big two days for Chud the Builder. His name is Dalton. King Cade or elderly.
Yeah, Dalton Kincaid is a basketball player.
I was like, I know that.
Dalton either leaves this guy.
Okay, enough of Chud.
Enough of this segment.
No more promoting Chud the builder.
No.
The song that's dominating our house right now is called Six Little Ducks.
Oh, okay.
Are you familiar with it?
I am not.
It goes like this.
Six little ducks that I once knew.
Proud ones, happy one, silly ones, two.
But the one little duck with the feather on her back.
She led the others with the quack, quack, quack, quack.
And then everybody goes, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
It's when everybody, everybody gets in.
Oh, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
She led the others with the quack, quack, quack, quack.
And then five little ducks.
Oh, boy.
Oh, I count it all the way down.
Yeah, it's number one on the charts right now in the house.
So is Billy quacking yet?
No, but there really wasn't the one I was drawn to.
My wife sings it to her all the time when she's trying to put her to sleep.
calmer down and so now it just stays in my head. We each have a go-to song that we sing to Billy
and I feel like the little duck song I can kind of sing without getting in trouble. The other one I can't
do a lot of because I get in trouble like in podcast jail. But I do a lot of,
the lion sleeps tonight. Yeah. I only have three verses because I go, yeah, in the jungle,
the mighty jungle, Billy sleeps tonight.
So I do that.
And then the second one is,
In the village, the peaceful village, Billy Sleep.
I do that one.
And then I go, hush my darling, don't fear my darling.
Billy sleeves tonight.
Are you going up that high?
I sing the whole thing high.
That's how it goes.
Yeah, I know.
I was trying to put her to sleep though.
Yeah, she likes it up high though.
Oh, she does?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like you're deep,
vibrato,
she likes it up high.
But the hard part is when it goes,
that sleeps tonight.
That's hard.
But what I can't do because I'm all alone is
a wing mop up,
a wing move up.
I'm going to need to come over
and help you with that thing.
Yeah, so all of a sudden we're singing.
It almost be like on full house
when they would sing to Michelle.
Yes, all the uncles.
It was all three of them.
Yeah, I guess if you are alone,
though you can do that looping thing that like Ed Shearin does but use your phone.
I get a pedal board.
Interesting.
Record yourself going,
oh,
we move up,
and then hit play on the.
That's so funny.
Let me do that.
That's a brilliant,
funny idea.
Yeah, Ed Sheeran.
For like,
no,
Amy.
Do not take that from Amy.
Ed Shear and then Amy.
No,
that's it.
Well, Ed Shearin didn't invent a leap.
KT Tunstall was doing it before that on like national TV.
I remember that.
Black Horse and Cherry Tree?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So if I did voice.
memo. Yep. That's a great. Here we go. Let me do this one more. Here we go. Owing mowap. Owing mowap. Owing mo wape. Owing mo wape. Okay. So I have that. Dude, this is the
most hilarious looping I've ever heard of. Okay, here we go. Let me say. Get the volume up. Owing mowap. Owing mowap. Okay. In the
Jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.
In the jungle, the mighty.
I can get my wing moab's a little better.
Billy's going to be like, what's happening?
There's a lot going on.
She's been like so many dads right now.
My dad doubled.
Which one's my dad?
Dad.
That's one of the funniest things in a long time.
So I like to look at you, point at you and go, good job.
Thank you.
Because that made me laugh out loud.
So yeah, number one of the charts in the house.
right now, the little ducks, feather on the back, one that dominates, and a wing moat.
The lion sleeps tonight, which is, man, that song holds up still.
So good, man.
It's not even for babies.
And when you hear that song, you like it.
Yeah.
That one, and the other one is the white Christmas.
Oh, the drifters.
By the drifters.
Yeah, another one that goes, I, I, I'm dreaming.
Oh, the other song that is probably number two on the charts on my chart.
is, oh, Lordy, trouble's so hard.
Oh, Lord in trouble so hard.
Don't nobody know my troubles but God.
Don't nobody know my troubles but God.
Why do I know that?
It sounds familiar.
Like a prison or something.
It's two different things.
One is a very, very old song, like black and white times.
Okay.
And then it was redone by Moby in a song called, I believe, Personal Blues.
Natural blues.
Natural blues.
Yeah, thank you.
So the remix thing, I definitely know.
But I feel like in some movie,
they're like working on a railroad
and it's like clink.
Probably.
It's both versions of those songs.
Clink.
Yeah, that's number two in the charts.
I sing that one.
Whenever I get tired of,
he, he, he, he, he.
I lower it slightly and go,
oh, Lord and trouble so high.
Probably I've sang that 10,000 times.
So that's this week's top three baby countdown.
Bobby Bones show.
Bonehead.
Norrie of the day.
He comes us from Work County, West Virginia.
A man was driving down the road when a chicken walked out in front of his truck and, ah, he hit the chicken.
He just kept on driving.
Well, the house that he hit the chicken in front of, they jumped in their truck, chased him down, started honking the horn, pulled the intersection, pulled out a gun.
Bam, bam, bam!
Shot at him three times.
Wow.
They hit it?
They hit him?
No, didn't hit him.
So did the chicken run out across the road?
Yeah, the chicken was in the middle of the road.
It's not a joke.
Okay, I thought the phrase was going.
Like, why did the chicken cross the road?
So the guy didn't like chase the chicken.
No, no, it just went in front of his truck, but the people that own the chicken were mad.
That he didn't stop probably.
Yeah, it was a hit and run, they said.
Maybe he didn't see it.
It's a chicken.
You can see the chicken.
Not if it runs out in front of you.
No, no, I'm saying he knows he hit it.
I think they're mad that he didn't stop to like properly...
I don't know that if a chicken.
chicken runs out in front. This is the dumbest debate we ever had.
But I don't know that if a chicken runs out last minute in front of you, you're going to for sure see it.
And also, it'd be like a raccoon or armadillo.
There are times when you get so up on them because you're just, I don't know, not.
You should look at the throat.
But just because maybe you're not fully paying attention to chicken.
It's not a human.
You're going to stop and check.
I should clarify.
What's he going to do?
He should stop and properly like, oh my gosh, I hit your chicken.
No, I think they're mad.
No, no.
I think they're mad.
If it's a dog, yes.
If it's a chicken...
It is what it is.
It is what it is, but obviously it was their pet.
That's why they're mad.
I don't know.
It could have not been their pet.
It could have been a chicken like in their...
Food.
Yeah.
Or chicken houses.
Egg producer.
It wasn't their pet.
It was they used it for like food.
That's a pet.
No.
If you have chicken houses, those are not pets.
I don't know.
I follow a lot of people on Instagram that have chickens for eggs and it's like their pets.
Like their pets.
But a pet is something you pet.
No.
They're little girls.
They hold them.
Okay.
You're weird.
Is that it?
Yeah, I'm Lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
All right, voicemail, hit it.
Hey, I just wanted to let you all know.
I think that Eddie should be a runner up for employee of the year because, I mean, technically,
lunchbox was not on the prices right.
So therefore, lunchbox could not be employer of the year for getting on the price of right
because Daniel was on, Price is Right.
Let me know what you think. Thanks.
That's interesting.
It's true.
Oh, my God, you guys are so stupid.
I had a name tag on that said Daniel.
Oh, my gosh.
But you could accept it as Daniel.
You could.
And then you're going to-
This is absolutely the dumbest thing ever.
Who lied to you for five months without you guys knowing?
Lunchbox.
Who planned the trip?
Lunchbox.
Who did it all?
Me.
But who went?
Me.
Daniel was on the show.
That's a great point.
I never thought about that.
Oh my gosh.
Dang, that could cost you, dude.
So I got a question, when you get an Academy Award, you know what I mean?
Like, does Joey get it?
You know what I mean?
What are you talking about?
No, no, no, no.
No, like Brad Pitt gets it.
But if Brad's real name is Johnny, Johnny doesn't get it.
It's for the role they played.
You played the role of Daniel?
No.
Yes, I played the role.
I played the role.
You played the role of Daniel your real name on the show?
Thank you.
Now you understand my point.
You're acting.
Huh.
No, your name.
Your name.
Is that the worst part of this whole thing?
Of you going on prices, right?
Have you winning some stuff?
Well, yeah, it's just dumb that we keep calling me that.
That's your name.
It was on your name tag.
I understand, but I have a name on this show that you go by.
Are we going to just start calling it?
I mean, we should rename the show then.
It shouldn't be the Bobby Bone show.
My real name's out there.
My wife uses it all time.
Well, then we should put it up there on the screen.
We still call you lunchbox.
Sometimes.
Well, it depends who shows that.
So if we change the name of the show, can we still call you Daniel?
Yeah.
We all go by our names.
Okay, Daniel.
I think you're a lunchbox to me, but these listeners have a great point.
That's a shame, dude.
I've never been on a show, though, and use my real name.
For our name tag, it's always, my real name's Bobby.
You're consistently the same.
Yeah, yeah.
If I went on a show, I wouldn't.
They wouldn't let me because it's not a legal name.
Did you try to get lunchbox on there?
Yeah, he did.
Yes.
And they said, whatever.
is on your ID goes on your name tag.
It's tough. It's tough look.
Yeah. It's not a tough look. I was on...
Because a lot of listeners thought his name was Jason Gibble because he used to lie about that.
Right.
And now they know that's not even his real name.
Nico Jackson.
I thought that Nico Jackson was his manager.
No, no. Nico Jackson is this? He's this guy.
Okay. We're done.
We're done with the show.
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