The Bobby Bones Show - THURS PT 1: Show Member BUSTED Stealing! + The Times We Were Idiots + Amy's Money Issue

Episode Date: March 12, 2026

A show member was busted stealing and we have them bring in the evidence to defend themselves. Turns out, they might be putting their health at risk by stealing it. Bobby shares why medical experts sa...y you should yawn as often as possible and what would happen if you try to hold them back. It leads Amy to reveal a reaction she has when dealing with money. We all share the stories from our lives when we were big idiots including one show member who almost got beat up after their own mistake. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits,
Starting point is 00:00:13 my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, the Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfilled conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated.
Starting point is 00:00:28 So let's get to it. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying. under the radar. This is the insight you
Starting point is 00:01:01 won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice podcast on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slica Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:01:18 When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands. I vowed. I will be his last target. is not going to get away with this. He's going to get what he deserves.
Starting point is 00:01:33 We always say that trust your girlfriends. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the IHartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Everyone, I'm Ego Vodom. My next guest, it's Will Ferrell. My dad gave me the best advice ever. He goes, just give it a shot.
Starting point is 00:02:00 But if you ever reach a point where you're... banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat, just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Yeah. Listen to thanks, Dad, on the Iheart radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. In 2023, Bachelor star Clayton Eckerd was accused of fathering twins. But the pregnancy, appeared to be a hoax. You doctored this particular test twice, Ms. Owens, correct?
Starting point is 00:02:39 I doctored the test once. It took an army of internet detectives to uncover a disturbing pattern. Two more men who'd been through the same thing. Greg Gillespie and Michael Mancini. My mind was blown. I'm Stephanie Young. This is Love Trapped. Laura, Scottsdale Police.
Starting point is 00:02:57 As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences. Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Thursday show. Morning Studio. Morning. So they say yawning is good for you and your brain. Brain scans reveal that yawning activates your brain.
Starting point is 00:03:30 You know, forever it's been, there's been a lack of understanding on yawning. Because you do it when you're waking up. You also do it when you're getting sleepy, right? Sometimes you do it when someone else does it, so it feels somewhat contagious. And I've read so many stories about how they don't fully understand the complexity of a yawn.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Because again, it almost feels like Aloha. Aloha? What do you mean? Oh, and you go to Hawaii, they say it, hello and goodbye. You say you yawn in the morning and go to sleep. Oh. It's the aloha of body movements. Isn't it just to get oxygen to our brains?
Starting point is 00:04:01 Well, I'm glad you asked. The quick hit of oxygen is good for refocusing and staying alert. Medical experts say, don't do it, guys, because it's too early. Do not do it. What I'm about to say, don't do it. Medical experts say should yawn as often as possible in the morning at work and before. a big test and yawn even if you don't need to Amy I said don't do Amy Was that real or did you don't do?
Starting point is 00:04:22 No I have. If that was real you won't be put on the will of punishment. It was real. I have to yawn when you talk about it. Her eyes were watering and it looks like it was real. Because like you can't make yourself yawn a real yawn. Right. No, but you can do a fake yawn into a real yawn.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Yeah. So just okay, fine. Don't do it. Why are you saying don't do it? Because our listeners are all listening. and they're all going to start yawning and they're starting their cars. It's going to be our fault. There's not like a 30 car pile up in Minneapolis.
Starting point is 00:04:52 That's a good point because it's contagious. The next thing you know, boom. Or is it going to refresh their brain? Well, now I feel like you said never hold back a yawn and now I feel like I have to yawn again but I'm trying to hold it back. Don't do it. Okay, everybody, you can do it. You ready? Just kind of start a fake yawn and have it turn into a real one.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Go. See how it does 30% turn into a real one. A little bit. Yeah, a little bit. So that's for Amy. tell me why I can't hold it back. That's from self, but yawning is good for you, but they do say if you hold back a yawn, like if you do really have to yawn, like the muscles and your jaws, like they could cramp up
Starting point is 00:05:30 really bad. Oh. And also, I get cramps in your neck. Oh, yeah, when I have to think about finances. Oh, yours comes from like, thinking of stuff. Yes. Wow. It's a lump that takes over my whole tricia.
Starting point is 00:05:46 I've gotten better at it. It used to be worse. And then water starts to fill my eyes. You start crying? That's just called being sad. No. No, no, no, no. Are you good?
Starting point is 00:05:56 You need money? I haven't got some money bucks. You're like 11 over here. No, it's not about not being okay. It's about the thought of having to like manage it. It induces a stress upon me that is like a fear of, that's why in my marriage, like I wasn't really involved in my finances because I didn't want to be. Like ever since I was young, I was like, I.
Starting point is 00:06:18 I don't want to do that, which I have gotten much better. Like, it's so much better, especially since I got divorced and I had no choice but to empower myself by taking control of my finances. But every once in a while, it'll still do it if something particularly stressful around money kind of comes up. But it's not that I'm not okay. It's just that I fear that I'm capable. And then I proved to myself I can do it and the knot goes away.
Starting point is 00:06:41 That's pretty crazy. Good for you. One, I have watched you study and learn and empower yourself. And that's pretty cool. Uh, two, mine happens versus dehydration. My story sucks. Your neck cramps? Yeah, I'll get like a cramp right, like, where my neck goes into my chin, like that weird, what is this called? Like top and neck bottom of chin. Yeah, below your chin. Thyroid. Kind of at little above it. Like where the tonsils are? Oh, what are these? Lymph nodes. No, they grab one. We do have limbs here, but. Lymph, are you guys to find lymph nodes? Yeah. Yeah, I call them lymphs. For sure.
Starting point is 00:07:14 The next story that I have is we have been told when you flush the toilet to always put your toilet lid down because... Germs. Scatter about. Because? Because the toilet is being flushed and it moves particles into the air. Yeah, like there's just a whoosh, the water spins. Even just because we can't see them doesn't mean there aren't particles all over things. Your toothbrush, everything. So this is from the American Journal of Infection Control, which I read daily, guys, I recommend it. we've been told that closing the lid before flushing the toilet releases toilet plume which sprays nasty stuff all around the bathroom new research reveals it doesn't really matter that much if seats up or down when you flush avoid testing surfaces even right next to the toilet they find it makes no difference because it still comes up viral contamination so basically what this is is saying for example your toothbrush is mostly what I think of just make sure
Starting point is 00:08:08 it's covered it covered yeah if it's near anywhere near your toilet regardless because it doesn't shut down all plume. Like put something on. Plume is such a nasty word. But like just... Plum feels nasty. Yeah. It feels like a bomb and I like plumb.
Starting point is 00:08:19 In this context. Yes, the plume from the toilet. It sounds so gross. It's like a bomb. Yeah, so like... It's also like a bomb. You know what I'm saying? What was the question you were asking?
Starting point is 00:08:30 No, so like what? Put like a washcloth over or like something over. Yeah, or put it in a drawer or the cabinet or... Yeah. Or I have like a case that keep mine in. Like a small one. Oh yeah, yeah. That way when I travel to, I just grab it.
Starting point is 00:08:41 Plume sounds like, gross to you? Yeah. I found it to be quite a delightful word for what they were speaking of. Because you're thinking all the nasty particles, plume. Yeah, so just make sure your stuff is covered. There you go. Really, really dumb things that we've done.
Starting point is 00:08:56 So it's going to be a safe space here. It's all because of a new story. Guy goes to the hospital and they're like, dude, just go home. And he's like, oh, no, I'm so embarrassed. It's a really embarrassing story for this guy, but we have really embarrassing stories. So that's the next segment. Also I'll say this. Tomorrow, if you're in
Starting point is 00:09:11 Atlanta, anywhere near Atlanta. We got Amy, Lunchbox, and Eddie. They're going to be down there at the Coca-Cola Roxy with our 94.9 the Bull's Green Solo Cup show. Megan Patrick, Corey Kent. They're going to play. Dustin Lynch is going to do a DJ set, 949 The Bull.com, if you want to get tickets. And they cannot wait to go and drink. Oh, yeah, buy Amy and Martino. Yeah. Leechy. Bring Leachie. Bring Leachie. Man, people are going to see us on the road and think we're a band, because we're in a bus. I don't think so. Tour bus. They're not going to know who's inside. I know, but they're going to think, oh, who is that?
Starting point is 00:09:44 Like, who is that, what is that group? Or is that, you know, they're going to wonder. Yeah, then they're going to see you. Okay, it's not Jason Alde. No, no, but they're not going to know because we're going to be driving down the highway. And everybody's going to be going, man, is that Keith Irvin? This is how his brain works. But he's never been on a tour bus.
Starting point is 00:09:59 And it is cool. Like, if we pull, I do want the bus to stop at different locations, like a gas station. You don't because you just want to get there. No, no, because I want to get off and people will be like, oh. But they're going to be disappointed. they see you. But when a bus stops, they don't stop with the normal gas pumps. They have to go back to the back of where the truck and wheelers.
Starting point is 00:10:17 Well, I didn't want them to get cats. I wanted to just so I can go in and get snacks. So you just want to go and grab some red hods so people can see you. Yes. Getting off a tour bus. Well, they're going to go to Atlanta tomorrow night. Coca-Cola Roxy. I hope you guys come 94-9 in the bowl with that.
Starting point is 00:10:31 I'm going to read you a story of this guy probably being an idiot. And then if you have a story of you being an idiot, share. I didn't tell you guys ahead of time. But if one comes to mind, one comes to mind for me big time. time. This guy is 42. He wakes up and he rushes himself to the hospital because his skin is blue and he's, it's a medical emergency. And so he went to the doctor and so they took him immediately in because they don't know, because sometimes when you're blue, it's because you're not breathing. When I did baby CPR class, they were like, babies blue, it's because they're not breathing.
Starting point is 00:11:02 So they go in, they start doing all these tests on them. It turns out it was die from his new Navy bed sheets. Oh. That's so... Yeah. Doctors realized what had happened after they had started running tests, but they had an alcohol wipe,
Starting point is 00:11:17 and so they wiped part of them, and the blue came off. And they were like, sir? You're breathing okay. Is anything blue around you? And he was like, oh, my bed sheets from the New York Post. So that's funny,
Starting point is 00:11:30 and I kind of get it. I can just remember once, it was probably 11.30 at night. I just could not get my car to start. I don't know anything about cars. Couldn't I get my car to start. And I was in a parking lot. And so I called whatever.
Starting point is 00:11:44 I don't think it was AAA. It was just some number to come help me. And the guy gets in and he goes, oh, I got you. Boom, comes right on. I was like, what happened? Because your car was in drive. You couldn't start it because it wasn't in park.
Starting point is 00:11:57 I don't know that I've ever felt stupider or more stupid. But nothing was wrong with the car. I just was trying to start it while it was in drive. I don't know how I got there I felt so stupid I just wanted the guy to leave I was like here's the money just go don't tell anybody about this
Starting point is 00:12:15 anybody else have one if so yeah I got one okay my sister was coming to visit and I was cleaning the bathroom and I was doing the bathtub and I could not get the water to drain I was like oh there's a clog I don't know what's wrong with it
Starting point is 00:12:30 and I called the plumber and he came out and just hit the little lever and it all drained out I'd have a stand-up shower that I'd been using for years that I hadn't used a bathtub. So the little drain thing was up. And all you do is hit it down. Oh, you mean that knob on top of the, oh, that's what opens and closes the drain?
Starting point is 00:12:52 Just the general one you pull. Yes. And I just had no, I could not figure it out. And I was just like, oh my gosh, I'd never use this tub. It's clogged. Oh, my gosh, got to get a plumber. $150 later, you just. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:13:04 I'd love to laugh, but I couldn't get my car started. Like that's dumb. Mine's dumb. This guy's is dumb. Anybody else? I got one. Okay. Double up.
Starting point is 00:13:15 About six months ago, my wife's car was there. I was like, man, something's wrong. And I take it to the dealership. And I'm like, hey, there is something going on. The speaker's blown or there's some rattling going on over here. And it was because she had a bottle of hand sanitizer right by the speaker. It was shaking. And it was shaking it.
Starting point is 00:13:36 You know what? This is a safe place. Yeah, you're all right. This is a safe place. Thank you guys. Anybody else? I have one. Okay. Morgan? So the cruise brought up this memory for me.
Starting point is 00:13:46 When I went on vacation with my parents, we had gone off on one of the ports. And as we got off, there was a bunch of guys kind of standing there and they were handing out these little cards. And it was like, free shot, stop by before you get back on the cruise. Mind you, I'm terrified of needles, terrified. So I look at my parents. I have tears in my eyes. I'm like, why do I have to get a free shot? Why are they making me get shots?
Starting point is 00:14:06 I don't want to get a shot and I start panicking, full mode. And my parents had to sit me down with like, Morgan, it's free alcohol. Not a needle shot. Oh, I thought Morgan was going to say when she was on the cruise ship and she left the camera and her computer. See, this is a safe place. How old were you, though? I was like a freshman in high school and I knew what shots were. But for some reason it was not, I thought we got off on an island and it meant I had to get needles in my arm.
Starting point is 00:14:33 We're going to let that one pass. It's not near as done with my car. or lunchboxes and baths up one because you were in ninth grade yeah that's like a real fear yeah that's a yeah anybody else last time you're making me feel great you guys have never done anything I got I mean of course I've done something so when I was in college like it was really the first time I'd left home uh I was getting gas I was with my girlfriend which is my wife the time but oh she's my wife now yeah she's your wife then so so I go out to go pay for gas and as I'm pumping in the car like pumping gas in my truck and I get back and this guy stops me and he's like hey man
Starting point is 00:15:05 my truck broke down like a couple miles down the road like you got a couple dollars so I can get some gas and like no no I don't he's like come on man don't be like that he's kind of pressuring me so I went back inside the the convenience store paid whatever when I go back out I put my keys in the truck and it won't start and the dude's like kind of laughing at me so I'm like hey man what you do in my car do you steal gas I was so mad I really thought that he had taken gas while I was I was out in the car in the convenience store and he somehow stole gas so I pushed him. I was like, you stole gas from me. And then at that point my wife, my girlfriend, she's like, hey, I have the car keys. You're using the wrong car keys in the truck.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Oh my gosh. Oh, my God. That's a good one. And you almost died. I was, this guy was going to kill me. That's funny. Yeah. So then I got the real key, put it in the truck and took off.
Starting point is 00:15:59 Amy nothing? Anger. Amy. I thought I was supposed to be recent. Not even in the past 24 hours. Oh. I honestly thought it was. It was supposed to be recent.
Starting point is 00:16:06 It can be anything. I mean, where do we start? Well, then just let her rip. Okay, one that comes to mind. At the time I left my car running for two hours while I got my hair done. That's the one that was going to come to mine. Yeah, in a parking garage. Amy left her car running for two hours in a parking garage while she, and then she came back
Starting point is 00:16:21 and her car was running and she was confused. The time that I left my phone at the gap in Austin but was flying home to North Carolina and realized that I left my phone at the gap in Austin at the mall while I was at the Florida airport on my layover. so I stopped to use the pay phone to call to figure out where my phone was, and then I left my wallet at the payphone and boarded my flight. They called me from the phone, by the way, at Gap? Yes, because that was before we had to lock our phones with a passcode,
Starting point is 00:16:47 and so they called Bobby. Then I realized, okay, Bobby has my phone, but I land in North Carolina, and I'm like, shoot, where's my wallet? That was like, oh, my gosh, I left it at the pay phone in Florida. And then somehow I got my phone and my wallet back from that journey. Living right, it's what they say. That's what they say, yeah. Thanks, everybody, for being vulnerable.
Starting point is 00:17:07 Amy, you should have got first. Yeah. Well, she thought it meant the last morning. I really thought it had to be recent. And I was like, I'm not on a roll this month. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:17:21 Yep, that's me, Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I, ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes,
Starting point is 00:17:43 creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl.
Starting point is 00:18:30 You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends, Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care, so they take matters into their own hands.
Starting point is 00:18:59 I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Ago Wadam. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network.
Starting point is 00:19:30 It's Will Ferrell. Woo. Woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the good. groundlings. I'm working my way up through and I know it's a place they come look for up and coming talent. He said if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, The cat, just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be... Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck.
Starting point is 00:20:20 Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft, and we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. from hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar. This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more,
Starting point is 00:21:01 follow Timbo Slica Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok. In 2023, former bachelor star Clayton Eckerd found himself at the center of a paternity scandal. The family court hearings that followed revealed glaring inconsistencies in her story. This began a years-long court battle to prove the truth. You doctored this particular test twice in someone's, correct? I doctored the test ones. It took an army of internet detectives to crack the case. I wanted people to be able to see what their tax dollars were being used for. Sunlight's the greatest disinfected. They would uncover a disturbing pattern. Two more men who'd been through the same thing. Grega Lesbian, Michael Marantini.
Starting point is 00:21:44 My mind was blown. I'm Stephanie Young. This is Love Trap. Laura, Scottsdale Police. As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences. Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news at Americopa County as Laura Owens has been indicted on fraud charges. This isn't over until justice is served in Arizona. Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get
Starting point is 00:22:11 your podcasts. Okay, so if I said, what does whiskey make his baby feel? And Luke Bryan's rain is a good thing. Frisky. Frisky. Whiskey makes my baby feel a little frisky. Got it. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 00:22:27 We're going to do five of these. Write your answers down. It is not elimination. Let's do who has the most points. What does Dolly pour a cup of in this song, nine to five? I'm in. And then I'll attempt to, we can't play the clip because we'll go to podcast jail. You can sing it?
Starting point is 00:22:46 So I'll try to sing it for me. Not now. Oh. But what does Dolly pour a cup of in the song 9 to 5? Okay, 9 to 5. I'll do this. I pour a cup of... Five seconds.
Starting point is 00:23:00 Right. I'll write that down. In? Yeah, I'm in for me. What do you got? Tea. Amy? Ambition.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Eddie. Ambition. Yeah, tumble out of bed and I stumble in the kitchen. Pour myself a cup of ambition. Ambition. Nailed it. Good job. That wasn't easy.
Starting point is 00:23:15 What is Billy Curington Munching on whenever she pulls up in good directions? In the song, Good Directions. What is Billy Carrington munching on whenever she pulls up? I think I'm in. This is a good one. This is a good question. Good job, Mike.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Are you singing it, Amy? Yes, yes, I am. Shout out Mike for making the game, by the way. Good job, Mike. Thank you. Wait, say it again. He's munching on something? I said shout out Mike for making the game because he does a good job.
Starting point is 00:23:46 No, that part. Good job, Mike. But what's he munching on? What is Billy Currington? munching on when she pulls up in the song Good Directions. She pulls up against the she. Five seconds. Munching. Munching.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Munching. What's he munching on? I know. He's not munching on turnip greens. Maybe. I don't know. No way, dude. All right, dude. That's all that's in my head. What do you have? Turnup greens. Lunch box? Collared greens.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Even more wrong. Eddie? I think it's a pork rind. I was sitting there selling turnips on a flatbed truck crunching on pork rind when she pulled up. Yeah. Pork rind, it is. Amy, we're on the same wavelength. How proud are you, Amy?
Starting point is 00:24:28 I'm not, I'm devastated. Next up. What are the dance moves described in Brooks and Dunn's boot scoot and boogie? I'm sorry? So what? What do you mean? What are the dance moves described? Oh, I'm in.
Starting point is 00:24:43 In Brooks and Dunn's boot scoot and boogie. I'm in for the win. Okay, I think I'm in. Lunchbox. I'm on the board. Heel toe docee do. Amy. Hill toe docy dough.
Starting point is 00:25:05 Eddie? Okay, that's what I thought. Heel toe docy dough. Correct. Quill toe doceido. Come on, baby. Let's go, boot scoot. Good job.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Bam. Next one up. What two foods represent where Alan Jackson comes from in the 2000 song where I come from? I'm in. Dang, with authority. What? What two foods represent where Alan Jackson is. Exxon comes from in the 2000 song
Starting point is 00:25:31 Where I come from. I'm in. Eddie 3, Amy, 2, Lunchbox, 1. Where I come from. I'm in for the win. Lunchbox. Lemonade and whiskey. How did you get that?
Starting point is 00:25:47 Wow, dude. I just rhymed it. It doesn't rhyme it. It doesn't rhyme. It didn't rhyme anything. What rhyme to you and that? Where I come from, lemonade and whiskey.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Where's the rhyme? I don't know. When I say in my head, it rhymes. Amy. Cornbread and chicken. Eddie? Corn bread and chicken. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Where I come from, it's corn bread and chicken. Here's the rhyme, lunchbox. Where I come from a lot of front porch sitting. Chicken sitting. Got it. Eddie's up one. Amy, you got to get this. And I got a miracle.
Starting point is 00:26:22 No. Yeah, if I get 10 points. Lunchbox just gets to play. Okay. And the song Living by Dirk's Bentley. What time does you wake up in the morning in order to walk out and see the son. I don't think I've ever heard that song.
Starting point is 00:26:37 What is that song? When I'm living? Living? Oh, I got it. I got it. Nope. Living. What?
Starting point is 00:26:46 The thing is, that's not a part of the chorus, so. I know. I'm living. Can you repeat the question? Living. In living by Dirk's Bentley, what time does you wake up in the morning to walk out and see the rising sun? Living. So it's not.
Starting point is 00:27:04 live in so I got a rhyme living. I mean, I would go living. Is it time? Is it time? Daylight savings time? That would be timely. And for the wind, pin drop. Mm. It just doesn't sound right, but I'm in. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Amy, how you feeling? Not great. No. What do you have? Five. No. 30? No. 545? What about
Starting point is 00:27:40 Lunchbox? Yeah. When I'm living, I got to get up at six in the morning. Oh, that rhyme. Yeah. Do the rhyme force again. When I'm living, I get up at six in the morning. Living.
Starting point is 00:27:57 Not really a rhyme. What do you mean? It's two words that end with ing. Eddie. I two put five a.m. Dang it. What is it? Is it six?
Starting point is 00:28:07 It is six. Oh, one. Oh, the rising sun. That's the rhyme. Oh, 601. I was so close. 601 and the rising sun. For those on the podcast, they couldn't hear the music because we go to jail. It goes like this. This morning I got up at 601. I walked out and saw the rising sun.
Starting point is 00:28:25 And it hit me. Like it's whiskey. Dang. Our winner is. Oh, just like that. Just like that. Just like that. Just like that. Just like that.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Eddie. Yeah. Wake up in the morning. Come on. And you turn the radio on and the dials just keeps on turn. Keeps on turn. We have a lot of it's trying to put you through. Mike D's writing this week's next bit.
Starting point is 00:28:57 And Bobby's on the mic so you know what this is. This is the Bobby Vaughn Stone. We have 90 seconds to get as many of Amy's corny jokes right as possible. It's the investigative corny. It's Eddie Lunchbox and myself. All, you guys ready? Ready. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Hit it. The morning corny. What bird is always out of breath? Humming bird. Tuckoo. Sparrow. Gasp. Cardinal.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Osprey. What about fatigue? Tired. Out of breath. Tired. Yeah, yeah. Mockingbird. Huff.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Huffing bird. Huff and puff. What kind of bird? Blue Jay. Cardinal. Crow. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:52 What bird is always out of breath. Yeah. I can't get that. Breedle. Is there a bird? Lungs. Is there a bird called a puffy? Puff muffin.
Starting point is 00:30:03 Is there a puffy bird? Puffin? A puffin. Oh my God. Good job, dude. You know what I know that? Iceland. Yes, you go see the puffins.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Come on. Go, go. Where do you? the library and sleep? Bookshelf. In the Dewey decimal bed. Bed. Microwfish.
Starting point is 00:30:19 With Dewey. In the bed. No. In the pages. Where does a library in sleep? In the covers. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Between the covers. Yes. Between the covers. That's it. Good, good, good. What's a plumber's favorite constellation? Crack. Oh.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Orion. It's correct. Flush. Big Dipper. Pipe. The dip, the big, the big, the big. What's the big dipper? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:30:42 The big plunger. The little plunger. That's gross. I miss the floater in the toilet. It's not the big dipper? Big plunger. What's the plumber? It's like a play on the...
Starting point is 00:30:56 I know, but what is it? The big dripper. That's stupid. You would get that. You would get that. No, no, no. What? You all have gotten...
Starting point is 00:31:05 We'll give you respect and we're like, that was a good one. That one... If I would have just casually been like... Oh, I'd do it casual. Oh, so Amy was sorry. What's that baby? What's that baby? What's a plumber's favorite consolation?
Starting point is 00:31:14 I don't know. Anything other than the big dipper, stupid? What do you get? What's going on you? No. The big dripper. It's not bad. It's not bad. The plumber can be a drip.
Starting point is 00:31:22 I know. I guarantee you there are plumbers listening right now and they're like, that's a good one. I bet you they're not. I bet you're not a single one. But we only got two. Two. We almost watched the dinosaur documentary on Netflix. It's like at number one.
Starting point is 00:31:37 I know. Morgan, did you watch it? I started to it. And then like the first five minutes made me start crying. Because there was a lot of things happening that were sad. Like what? But you know it's not real footage. I know it's not real, but I felt like they were real.
Starting point is 00:31:52 But is the story real? Yeah, it's Morgan Freeman doing like a history of dinosaurs. That's a documentary, right? Yes. But also. But also it's like based on science's best guesses. So yes, they're not like interviewing old dinosaurs. Like, yeah, it's true.
Starting point is 00:32:10 They'll never believe stegasaurus. It's heck of a guy. I just, like you guys, I had seen so many great things about it that I was going to start it, but then I didn't know if it felt like a Disney movie. I didn't know. It doesn't feel like a Disney movie. It does feel very real. The dinosaurs that they created, it feels like they're shooting real dinosaurs.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Kind of like Jurassic Park, the newer ones. You mean filming or shooting? Filming. Okay. Elmer Fudd. Elmer Fudge shows up with the musket. You wasquoise taking us. So.
Starting point is 00:32:39 It's good. Like, as far as the cinematography. is really good. Is it cinematography or is it AI? It's got to be AI. It's like, what do they call it? It's CGI. That's it.
Starting point is 00:32:49 To me letters. You know, to me it's all the same. But they're not like shoot. They're not filming dinosaurs. But it's not cartoons either. No. Have you watched it? Yeah, I watched the first episode.
Starting point is 00:32:57 It's good. It's weird that it can be good if I'm being honest with you guys. Not that I'm a hater at all. I don't know how that can be good. I have, when I saw that that was the number one, I was like next. You ever like animal planet back in the day? Yeah, it's just like, that.
Starting point is 00:33:12 No. But Animal Planet, those animals are real. Being filmed in the moment. Imagine Morgan Freeman talking and like... He does penguins. Doesn't he do penguins?
Starting point is 00:33:21 Mark to the penguins. But the penguins are actually not CGI. I just don't understand how this can be good. I'm not saying it's not good. Now I have to watch it. But you liked it? I like the first episode.
Starting point is 00:33:31 But is there a cliffhanger at the end? The Stegosaurus and Bronnosaurus is going to fight. You're like, well, they live. Something's going to take them out. Yeah. And just is like, tune in next episode for another dinosaur.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Yeah, because it starts like the very beginning of the dinosaurs life. Like when the back when the earth was all just one big piece of land, panegia, and then it's going to go throughout more dinosaurs. And it's good. It's good. And you got sad. Yeah. It just felt really real to me. I mean, thinking about that time made me sad. So I couldn't do it.
Starting point is 00:34:00 But it was really informative. I felt like I was learning more about dinosaurs than I ever learned. I saw mixed reviews from paleontologists. Well, that's who I would expect to be mixed about it if it's specifically their deal. Yeah. What's a rate? Will you look on Rotten Tomatoes? G?
Starting point is 00:34:17 No, not what rate? Oh my God. I'm not like what's the percentage. It's going to be rated R, rated X. I don't know what they're up to. Right. It's 100% on... Oh.
Starting point is 00:34:29 Wow. Dang. That's wild. I guess we need to watch that. I'm also going to say this. Mid to Hot Take. Best TV show on TV right now. Period.
Starting point is 00:34:38 It's paradise. So good. So good. I'm caught up. I don't want to end. I just can't wait for the next one. It's such a great show. And you can start on season one on Hulu or it comes on ABC, but not the first episode.
Starting point is 00:34:52 It's so good. And they just keep getting better. Would you agree? Yeah. You always worry when they start adding new characters, but they've added so many new characters and they're all good. It makes the hairs in my arm stand up. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:35:05 It's the best show on TV right now. And it's done by a major network, which is so rare. that, because all they're doing, there's like 42 CSIs right now. It's basically all what's on network television. CSI Rome. CSI Long Island. So it's great. Lany Wilson's also in a movie.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Remember we're talking about this? She's in, it's a book, reminders of him. Did you ever read that? Yeah, Colleen Hoover. You read it? Mm-hmm. The book? Yes.
Starting point is 00:35:33 And what is her role? Is her character name? Hold on. So I have her talking about it. So we talked to Lany about shooting the movie like last year. and mostly because she did Yellowstone, but we're like, what's the difference in that in a movie? This was my first role where I was actually somebody that was not a musician.
Starting point is 00:35:51 Oh, you got to play somebody other than yourself. Yes. Got it. That was a big thing. But you didn't play yourself in Yellowstone. It was just a version of yourself. For sure. For sure.
Starting point is 00:35:59 For sure. But this was like definitely not, you know. I mean, of course I found like parts of myself in the character in the movie, because I think it's important to do that in general. you know when you're when you're acting at least that's that's what i'm learning right now i'm brand spanking new at it but it was fun i was there i think we filmed like three or four days did you enjoy it more i enjoyed it i don't know about more i feel like it was just different i loved you have you seen it back i have not seen it back i probably won't see it back till everybody sees it back so they don't they don't send it for you to see
Starting point is 00:36:31 or anything no it feels like when a songwriter writes a song and they really don't they don't get to hear it until it's fully cut on an album that's how it feels that's a bit whatever reminds me of yeah we'll see you. I think it's going to be good. So, okay, Micah Monroe, Tyreek Withers, and Lanny Wilson in her on-screen debut. I don't know what her role is. She's Amy. That's why I remember, what I was going to say in my mind. I think her character name is Amy. When I look at the cast, she comes in as the fourth picture. So it's a pretty big one. Oh, yeah. You like the book? Yeah. I mean, it's been a minute since I read it, but the premise, I don't think I'm giving anything way. I can read you some of the plot so you don't.
Starting point is 00:37:11 I feel like I could get that. I feel like you've done this a lot of times. Okay. Let's see. I'll just say key words. Jail. Okay. You said enough. Is that in your description? Nope. Oh my gosh. The first word. Hold on, hold on. After a perfect outing with her boyfriend, Kenna makes an unbearable mistake that sends her to prison for seven
Starting point is 00:37:33 years. Oh, jail. Yeah. I was just messing with me. Hoping to rebuild her life after her release. She tries to reunite with her daughter, but her custodial grandparents refuse to like Kenna Cee or she soon finds unexpected compassion from a local bar owner as their secret romance gives Ken I hope for a second chance. So that's the movie. Eleni's in it. So go see it.
Starting point is 00:37:52 It says best experience in a theatrical setting because it brings to life the words of the page from the bestselling book from Colleen Hoover. Is she written other things you read? Oh yeah. She's the writer of the Blake lively drama with Justin Bell. It ends with us. Yes. Oh.
Starting point is 00:38:10 So, yes, that's called those, that's her genre. Her books are great. I got into her, she's who I started to just always pick up at the airport. Like if you're in the airport bookstore and you see a Colleen Hoover book, it's like great to grab. Reminders of him. You get tickets now for Universal Pictures. Reminders of him in theaters Friday rated PG-13. Good luck to Laney.
Starting point is 00:38:29 That's pretty cool. It's pretty cool to see like the people that we know and have been friends with like doing big things. It's really cool. A win is a win. A win. So when, I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football,
Starting point is 00:38:47 or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest, moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music.
Starting point is 00:39:14 The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:39:38 There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends... Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist.
Starting point is 00:40:09 I felt like I got hit by a... truck. I thought how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Ego Wadam. My next guest, you know from Stepbrothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with him one day. And I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through,
Starting point is 00:41:04 and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. Mm. and he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall
Starting point is 00:41:21 and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your
Starting point is 00:41:43 podcast. This week on the Sports Sliced podcast, it's all about the NFL draft, and we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East-West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Sliced podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar, this is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slica Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok. In 2023, former bachelor star Clayton Eckerd found himself at the center of a paternity scandal.
Starting point is 00:42:32 The family court hearings that followed revealed glaring inconsistencies in her story. This began a years-long court battle to prove the truth. You doctored this particular test twice in selling, correct? I doctored the test ones. It took an army of internet detectives to crack the case. I wanted people to be able to see what their tax dollars were being used for. Sunlight's the greatest disinfected. They would uncover a disturbing pattern.
Starting point is 00:42:58 Two more men who'd been through the same thing. Greg Alespian and Michael Marantini. My mind was blown. I'm Stephanie Young. This is Love Trap. Laura, Scottsdale Police. As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences. Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news at Maricopa County as Laura Owens has been indicted on fraud charges.
Starting point is 00:43:21 This isn't over until justice is served in Arizona. Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I just want to address this very quickly. We do have a community kitchen in the office. Yeah. And generally, if the name's written on it, you don't eat it. Generally, if it's somebody's food in there, you just don't eat it. I guess Morgan saw Eddie again stealing food from the kitchen that wasn't his.
Starting point is 00:43:46 It's not your food. It's not me. It's oat milk. Okay, good. There's no name on it. It's oat milk. I was getting coffee. Wait, Morgan goes first. Oh, sorry. Yes. So I passed by the kitchen and Eddie calls me over because he doesn't have his glasses on. He's like, Morgan, can you read this? And he's asking about the expiration date on oat milk. And I was like, oh, it's got five days left. He's like, okay, good, good. And as he's walking back over to pour it in his coffee, he's like, good thing. And he pours it. I'm like, Eddie, you can't use it. You are. Yeah, of course. No, I knew it wasn't mine, but that's the point. Like, I've seen it in there for months. Okay. This is the problem with men. Oh, you're going to do this. Yes. All of a sudden, I get defensive. It's not even about me. I bet Morgan knows what I'm going to say because y'all are looking at the expiration date. But do you all, you'll know that on things such as oat milk, almond milk, milk, if you open it, you have seven to 10 days to drink it. That's not true. That's absolutely true. On oat milk and almond milk? Go get the bottle. Go get the bottle. Go get the bottle.
Starting point is 00:44:42 bottle. You got it. I'll be right back. Thank you. Then 17 days to consume it once the seal has been broken. And so he's saying it's been in there for, ew, like, so go ahead. Maybe the seal hasn't been broken for months. No, he, well, that's what we don't. That's the unknown. I'm telling you, he hasn't broken the steel. He just sees it in there open and drinks it. Right. Well, so that's what he doesn't know. So he's drinking this. It's not his, but the... I'm fired up. You said all men. Yeah, that was a little rude. So now I'm a little defensive. I'm not going into the fridge and getting anybody's food. So I'd like to remove myself from that. Okay, well, Okay, well, this is the problem with Eddie.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Here he is. He's a man. Okay, thank you. There's your oat milk. And look how full it is. It's so full. Okay. It's also NFY. What does that mean? Not for you.
Starting point is 00:45:26 Oh, I was like, I don't know what that means. You walked me right into that. Okay, hold on. Oh, Amy's glasses. Okay, hold on. I do need my glasses. It's on the bottom, maybe. Where? Okay.
Starting point is 00:45:38 Shake well. No. No, the bottom bottom. Hey, this problem is women. That's always trying to shake stuff. No, I see the expiration date here. Okay. But shake well, perishable, keep refrigerated,
Starting point is 00:45:50 enjoy within seven to ten days of opening. What the? Was it already open when you had it? Yeah, dude, this thing's been in there for months. Yeah. Or it could be a new bottle and they just keep replacing it. No, it's not. It's a new bottle that keeps getting replaced.
Starting point is 00:46:02 It's not yours. It's somebody else's. No. Like, I've seen the same bottle in there for months. Okay, well, it's definitely bad. You're telling me that, and I drank it. Yes. So seven days after, even though it says the shelf life on this thing is like two years.
Starting point is 00:46:16 That's if you don't open it. No way. All the things that it says, it says on the Bobby. That's sort of what I meant about men. Like, y'all don't know details like that. But Bobby probably does. Hey, let's do some women stuff. Okay.
Starting point is 00:46:27 Can't drive. Hey, here's the thing about women. Lunchbox, go ahead. Can't drive. Okay. You know, you're thinking about women. Can't drive. Eddie.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Yeah, yeah. Always nagging. Always nagging. Here's thing about women. Always nagging. Yeah. Here's thing about women. Skin care routine.
Starting point is 00:46:41 I told you take less than three hours. Always running late. Here's the thing about women. Always running late. Here's the thing about women. Always out of your money. Oh, that's easy, dude. There's always a line.
Starting point is 00:46:53 Too far. Okay, so, but this can be a public service announcement that any, but why, are you drinking oatmeal, by the way? Almond milk, oatmeal. Yeah, I don't drink regular milk for my coffee. In general? Yeah, like, I'd say, hey, like toast. I mean, I am, but I just fight through it.
Starting point is 00:47:09 Then you're not. No, I'm not. That's bull crap. That's bull crap. You aren't lactose intolerant and you fight through it because that makes me sound like a win. I know, I know. That's no. I will not allow that.
Starting point is 00:47:20 I'm not saying you're a wimp, but every time I do drink milk, it gets like, oh, it hurts. I get cramps, like stomach cramps. But then I fight through it. I think to me a scoop of ice cream is worth that. If you, dude, that's so annoying. He says that. I know. It's sort of, it's disrespectful to people that have true.
Starting point is 00:47:38 Hey, now let's do this. Here's the thing about Mexicans. Hey, man. We just go all the way around the room. Okay, should we throw that bottle out? Yes, but it's not ours. It's not ours, so we have no idea. No, throw it out and see if it gets replaced.
Starting point is 00:47:54 Then Eddie'll know that, hey, I'm free to use it. Let's just put it back where it was. It's not ours. I think what... Oh, now it's not yours. Hey, guys, let's respect who a bottle that is. I think you should throw... If you think it's been existing, I think we should keep other people from getting sick.
Starting point is 00:48:09 That's my vote. You guys can do whatever. you want with it. I drank it yesterday. I'm not sick. That's crazy. Yeah. Well, you might.
Starting point is 00:48:16 It doesn't mean you're guaranteed going to get sick, but I just wouldn't risk it. There's a reason why it says, and this particular brand is really nice, like, meaning it has as few ingredients as possible. Yeah, like just oats. When something has few ingredients, it's luxury. Like, this is expensive. That's why I was doing it here. It comes to work to have the expensive stuff.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Okay. You can decide what to do with the bottle. Don't drink it if it ain't yours. You're not lactose intolerant. All the stuff about women we were just kidding. And we didn't even get to the Mexican ones. And Mexican. For the record, that was just a joke because Eddie's Mexican.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Las Vegas, Nevada. A man from Canada was staying at the Flamingo Hotel on the strip, and he is like, hey, they got a flamingo exhibit. So 5 a.m. after a few drinks, he broke into the exhibit, went and played with the Flamingo exhibit.
Starting point is 00:49:08 went and played with the flamingos says man you know what I should do I should take one of these back to my room so I picked it up carried it through the casino up the elevator and took it to his room what if it's pink
Starting point is 00:49:22 oh yeah it's pink pink flamingos like pink pink pink pink it's pink because I'd be so wild to someone and there's a guy like there's pictures of him in the elevator and some random guys with him
Starting point is 00:49:36 just going what in the world Well, the guy's shirtless, too. Oh, boy. There's just a lot of things that don't mat. It was a long night. Once we were in Vegas doing fantasy football draft, and there was a guy playing the accordion. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:49:47 For tips. And they paid how much money, came to our room and played. Oh. And once we got up there, we were like, all right, let me do now. So he just kept playing the song. And we just kept playing the song.
Starting point is 00:49:57 And we were like, all right, Jesus, thanks for me. Your job is done now. That's it. Thank you. Great job. All right, lunchbox. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Starting point is 00:50:06 All right, voicemail. let's get it. Hear me out. Trade prom dresses to Shira. Get a friend who has a dress you like, trade with her, or everybody bring their dresses and you guys trial on all each other's, and then you get a new prom dress that somebody wore last year. So what? You don't have to pay for it. Just an idea. I love that. That's a good idea. So this is in reference to what we're talking about. Yeah, I think just prom dresses came up and I was thinking of her dress last year and it was so pretty and like, where else is she going to wear it again? So I was like, oh, maybe you wear it to prom again? again this year. Was she thinking she would do that or was that you thinking for her? Oh, I thought
Starting point is 00:50:42 she was like, oh, I'm going to be like environment of conscious or got it. Yeah. Got it, got it. No, I think it was me. But yeah, that's a good idea. If the girls would get on board with that. Do you know my mother-in-law has a massive prom dress store? Yeah, glory. In the middle of nowhere. Yeah. I don't mean that in a bad way, but it's like in a town in Oklahoma. that people drive from everywhere. It's crazy. And they started that just because, I say massive,
Starting point is 00:51:14 it's a small store, but they do such business there. Really? It's unbelievable. People drive in from Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas. To get prom dresses? It's prom dresses,
Starting point is 00:51:24 homecoming dresses. They just... Wow, that's cool. It's unbelievable at the job. And I don't think I've ever mentioned in the show. They don't need the advertisement. But, yeah, they really do. It's in Vian, Oklahoma.
Starting point is 00:51:40 Tried to buy a Sonic there once. Didn't work? Somebody else owned the territory. Ah, but they didn't build it? No, and they wouldn't sell us to territory. Son of it. I know. Yeah, it's a cool house.
Starting point is 00:51:51 Then they bought, yeah, anyway. Let's see. Give me the next one. Hi, this is McKenzie from Ohio, and the weather has just been so darn beautiful. The last few days, I've been rolling my windows down, opening my sunroof,
Starting point is 00:52:04 and do you know what song that I put on my speakers? vacation by Cis and Ray Mundo Don't get that FOMO from Instagram Imagine those noodles are catamaran and just float Go with the float Stick on me Bobby Bowdo Cus and Ray Moomboe Moomto Yeah
Starting point is 00:52:21 Holy crap. Ray, how cool is that? Someone's singing your song back. Yeah, what's even cooler is when you get that mailbox money, you know what I'm saying? You still getting it? You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, easily.
Starting point is 00:52:32 Every quarter, there's stuff coming in. What stuff? Not like six figures. I mean, it's not like... We never thought that. What is it, though? I mean, it's thought that much. Well, what is it?
Starting point is 00:52:47 Even if it's like 30 bucks, it's cool. 287, I think. $2.87. Oh, I thought he meant $200. I thought he meant $200 as well. I was going to be like, dang, that's good. What do you mean? $2.87.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Yeah, yeah. That's about right. It's funny that Bobby and I's brains both went $200 and y'all's brains both went $2. Well, because Bobby and I, we have Rage Idiot stuff. And like, man, when that check comes in, what's crazy is sometimes the old house that we used to live in, the check goes there.
Starting point is 00:53:16 And they'll text and be like, hey, we have mail for you. I'm like, here we go, pay day. And I open it up. It's like $14.97. Oh, you get checks? Yeah. That's cool. You go direct?
Starting point is 00:53:26 I guess. You must, yes. You should tell me when you get checked because I don't even know. I'm just interested. That's crazy. You know which one was good? Wash your hands. During COVID.
Starting point is 00:53:37 Really? Yes. That's cool. We got some money for that one. It's no... Catamaran. This is Ray Mundo. Don't get that phone mo from Instagram.
Starting point is 00:53:49 Imagine these noodles Are a catamaran And just go Go with the flow They call me Bobby Bones And Cis and Ray Moondo Moondo
Starting point is 00:53:56 Nice And if you want to stream that What is that called Vacation And then we did a Vacation part two But wasn't even Close as
Starting point is 00:54:04 as successful Do you ever do Stacation? Well we also Want to do Babycation We had a lot of them We were going to do In the pipeline
Starting point is 00:54:10 Well they did Vacation Part 2 No statecation No I know But they did Vacation Part 2 And I think they quit That was it
Starting point is 00:54:16 Yeah because it It wasn't a hit So they thought It was It was totally different vibe though. Wasn't Abby on that one? That's maybe why. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:54:25 She sank the ship. No, I just think it... I don't think so. I think it was two things. I think it was a different vibe. And I think that they kind of shot their load on the first one. Because that was the big thing. That was the big thing. It was like, Ray Mundo's got a song. And he shot his load. And the second
Starting point is 00:54:43 one came out, and it wasn't as strong. Not because the song wasn't as good. I think I liked the second one even better. How does that one go? Call me Susan, Ray Moot. He has the same part. I think staycation would be good. Yeah, I got a hit up dot.
Starting point is 00:55:00 He has two kids now. Or what did you call the other one? Babycation. He said babycation. But then we never had the babies. But you have 24? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:09 You guys still have those? We do. We pay every year for them. And explain that to our audience. So my wife, before she got her fallopian tubes and uterus removed, we froze her A. And she got those removed because there is a chance for cancer that pretty much eliminates the chance for cancer for a female in that part of her body. So we did that, which was a good idea. And so we froze the eggs.
Starting point is 00:55:31 And she was able to get 23 eggs, which is a crazy amount. And then we just put them at Vanderbilt. And they hold them every year in the freezer. And then I would have to go in and do my thing. And then it would be an embryo. And then we would place that in a female. And then she would have our kid. So that's the process, but right now they're just frozen eggs.
Starting point is 00:55:52 A surrogate. Correct. Yeah, yeah, a female. Obviously it would be woman. I've heard some people say that female is like a not inappropriate thing to say. What are you supposed to say, woman? I don't know, but I've seen more people who are like, don't call them females. And if I have been.
Starting point is 00:56:08 And hopefully it's not one of these things 10 years later where they look back and you get canceled for saying crap. You didn't even know what's wrong. I feel like I've heard that too. It never quite, you're right. Let's look that up because I have. have heard that. It just never resonated with me. Like that sort of stuff doesn't. Is it because the word male is in there and we're just putting a fee in front of it? No, I think it's because no, I don't know what it is. I've just, I've not stopped because I just say it so naturally.
Starting point is 00:56:31 Yeah, a female. But I don't know why. Mike, would you mind looking that up real quick? Just why are people saying not to say female? Okay. Here we go. Use, okay. I'm not going to say I'm subscribing to this or not. So let me finish it first. Using females as an out. to describe a woman is sometimes considered offensive because it reduces people to their biological sex similar to how animals are classified rather than acknowledging them as human beings. So this is what I would say to that.
Starting point is 00:56:59 And who knows, in the future I may get canceled for this. But if you're saying male, you're doing the same thing to a dude. Oh, we can still say male? Well, no, I'm saying by that, this logic. Well, I'm sure that they have the same logic for the word male. That's what I would say. I still say male and female.
Starting point is 00:57:15 I still stand by the fact that, yeah, I see why I blew past that. years ago when it was a thing because that just doesn't it doesn't bother me the animal comparison kind of threw me off like what like referring to women as females can make them feel like specimens or animals rather than individuals okay I can't uh obviously can't affect how people feel and I hope people don't feel that way but I would just think the same would be then for males where where my males whining about this that's equally wine don't call me a male call me a mother dude okay okay we can do that a boss so okay okay I'm a boss yeah
Starting point is 00:57:48 Okay. The voicemails, if you want to leave them. 877-77 Bobby. All right, a voicemail, hit it. Hey, Bobby. My husband's turning 52. We have twin 13-year-old boys. Dads don't grow up.
Starting point is 00:58:03 He has the same sense of humor as 13-year-old boys. We saw a car and a drive-thru with a weiner dog, and he told my boys to yell out the window, hey, nice weaner. So enjoy fatherhead. I was thinking about last night because I didn't make it. make the joke, but I said, I asked the show, I said, hey, I feel like I'm not growing up. Because here's what I thought and I would have said, and it was very inappropriate on the podcast. It's very inappropriate. I just think that word is funny.
Starting point is 00:58:29 There's a singer called Dido, and it's a word that's like Dido. Remember the word I said? I'm like I said on the broadcast part of the show. Do you not remember? No, but I know what word is. What word sounds like, Dido? I get it now. I know the rhyme. I don't remember you saying that.
Starting point is 00:58:43 Rime. I said too. It doesn't. Oh my gosh. Oh, my God. Were you on the cruise yesterday? Oh my God. Still an island time. Yeah. But if you check out the podcast, you can hear we do a whole part two part of the show. And I was talking about how I'm getting to be more and more of an adult, yet it's not changing.
Starting point is 00:59:00 Like I still think the same eighth grade stuff. Fifth grade stuff is so funny. So good to know. Hey, nice wiener. That's kind of funny. That is funny. And we'll see you guys tomorrow. Tomorrow show, Jody Messina is in.
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