The Bobby Bones Show - THURS PT 1: 'Spill The Tea' Got Too Awkward On Air + More Drama With Testosterone Results + Our Big Moral Dilemmas

Episode Date: April 23, 2026

Bobby has a new drama to report in our Testeronte Competition leaving one show member feeling very uneasy.  And we reveal some results FINALLY! Bobby received such a juicy Spill The Tea segment t...hat he had to clear it with another member of the morning show. It makes things super uncomfortable once it's revealed. Amy and Lunchbox both have moral dilemmas that they need our help with making an ethical decision. Bobby also reveals an uncomfortable situation he might find himself in next week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:41 of the testosterone challenge. we should have had them yesterday. There was some problem with the lab. So we did not have the results. And those are not what we're talking about. Eddie and Lunchbox have been arguing forever about who has more testosterone. It's stupid. But then we thought, let's just end it.
Starting point is 00:02:55 We'll get a paramedic in here, took their blood, and then we'll get the results. Yesterday the results weren't ready. Do you know what I'm about to say? I think, yep. Okay, so as of right this second. You know, Amy? As of right this second, we only have one of your results. Boom!
Starting point is 00:03:12 Uh-oh. And like why we just have the one and not the other. That's weird. That's perplexing to me. And I don't want to say which one of you it is. Is it because one of them has more tea? I don't know why it is. Why would you think, do you guys know?
Starting point is 00:03:29 No. Why would you think we have one and not the other? I assume that they found something in the other persons and they're like, man, this can't be right. It can't be that low. That's what I'm thinking. I would assume that the reading is so low that they're like, wow, there's no T in here. So the ones that they, the one they have is lunchboxes. Boom.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Okay, well, that's definitely not the reason then. The one they don't have as of right this second is Eddie. So mine is like, is it missing? Is it delayed? What's happening? It's not missing. No, it's not missing. The lab has it.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Oh, man, that's a bad. For whatever reason, the database has only uploaded lunchboxes results. We've heard they've brought in other people to look at it because something about it is so wild. Maybe different. Your result. Yeah. What if it's like superhero stuff? Like, wow, this is the best blood we've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:04:19 I don't know what it is, but only lunchboxes is in right now. Mine is bad because right when they put it in the machine they said, T, T, T, T, T, T, just started going off. They're like, out in that test. Oh, boy. Does that worry? Absolutely. Of course. You've already been concerned.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Of course. And now I picture a bunch of scientists and doctors around this test tube being like, hmm, I just don't understand it. Like, where's the tea? No, no, not where's the tea, more like, is this guy okay? Like, how's he still alive? Because I feel like it's this bad. Cancer, something. You thought you've had cancer so many times.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Yes, you thought you had cancer when you ate popcorn once. Yes, correct. And it was just, I ate too much popcorn. But I still worry about that stuff. Do you think it's because, like, if they, the lab receives things alphabetically and they're like, A, B, C, D, Daniel is before Eddie? But barely. But still, they have lots of D's.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Daniel. Yeah, yeah. is before Eddie. D is before E. So Daniel, so we went first. A.k.a. lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:05:13 So it would be Daniel, then lunchbox. Yeah, they haven't gotten to the E's yet. Because it wasn't under L for lunchbox, but it was Daniel. Correct. Daniel,
Starting point is 00:05:19 because that's his name. Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to come up with any reason it might be, and it might be alphabetical. Are they not telling you? Like,
Starting point is 00:05:25 you guys haven't asked, like, why is it being delayed? They have called multiple times and they said, they felt confident the lab has been great about sending testosterone results quickly. So that normally it's two to three days, but it's been so,
Starting point is 00:05:38 quick lately. They thought it would be one day, no problem. And then lunchboxes ended up coming in. They even called and were like, hey, we'll pay extra to expedite. And the lab was like, no can do. We can't. We got to study this thing. What is happening? Yeah. So if it comes in, we do think there is a 50-50 chance it comes in the next little bit. Okay. If it does, we're on. We could have them just reveal lunchbox's number and then, wait, keep Eddie's, I don't know. Well, no, no, no, no, no. I always accidentally sent lunchbox's number. Why would you do that? Because there's so many texts.
Starting point is 00:06:11 I don't want to know what it is. Don't say what it is. You don't know. I don't want to know anything. So Amy knows the number? This is not. There's so many texts flying back and forth. I'm not going to say a thing.
Starting point is 00:06:21 She was impressed. Look at her. Look at that smile. She's not saying anything. I'm actually very neutral right now. Ah. Any smirk you see is just that I know the number and I don't think I'm supposed to. Don't tell me either.
Starting point is 00:06:36 I want to enjoy this. Say nothing. wait and see if Eddie comes in. Say nothing. Okay. Say less. We will do a couple other things. Don't, it's okay. It's not good.
Starting point is 00:06:46 I don't think, like, it is kind of a bummer that Eddie's already been stressed about it and then his are delayed. Like that's not. Unless you guys are purposely making this. I promise you because I know how concerned you are about this, I would not mess with this as a joke. There are other jokes we could do, but we're not going to. I mean, I can see the text threads.
Starting point is 00:07:08 It's legit. I believe you guys. Do you want me to pivot and do something else? Yeah, yeah, whatever you want to do. Are you going to be able to get to the show? Yeah, man, I'm fine. Go ahead. A group of Kansas high school students took the Wiener Mobile to prom. Oh, that's so cool.
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Starting point is 00:07:48 whistled putineers and corsages that's fun unless you take yourself way too seriously that's fun yeah it's a lot of fun that's from cbs chicago so boom there's one you still good are you even listening are you just like lost because you're so worried about it you talked about some prompting no we talked about how they took the Wiener Mobile. Oh, that's cool. They did. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Oh, my God. He's just concerned about his results. Wouldn't you be? I'm the one that's a little lady. If we were testing for something more critical. They didn't come back and go like, hey, we got, there are other factors to play here.
Starting point is 00:08:25 We don't feel like giving you the results. No, it's just the lab. You don't have them back from the lab. What if internally with the lab, they're like, why is this inconclusive? All you're doing scaring him. We're trying to do this thing. Well, I just had that thought.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Inconclusive, man. That's a bad one. word. No, it just means they don't know. Yeah, something's wrong with the blood. What if there's like a minimal amount? Is this a woman? Did you put Garcia on there? Is it because you're... Oh, oh, could it be? Amy didn't want to say the word Mexican. Is it Mexican blood harder? I don't know. Is it a white lab? Do you think it got intercepted?
Starting point is 00:09:02 Ice? Oh. They like, get it out of here. It does ice intercept blood work. They sent it back to South America. It's in detention. It's in Dilley, Texas. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:09:17 It's really not. You're freaking out about things that there's no reason to freak out about. All right. Keep going. Sorry. There's a common phrase that parents should not say to kids, and it could have a potentially harmful impact on the child's mental well-being. That phrase is, practice makes perfect.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Oh, yeah. Duh, everybody knows that it's perfect practice makes perfect. No, nothing makes perfect. It's because you're striving for perfect for them to be perfect, and that's not good. Yeah, you're teaching that perfection can be achieved, although I feel like this is a little too woke for me to believe in. I'm all good on, hey, but like if you aim for perfection, you're probably going to get greatness. And I'm good with that. So, you know, the old saying keep reaching for the clouds.
Starting point is 00:09:59 No, that's case to case. The other one is, if you shoot for the stars and the worst cases you land on the clouds, that's still pretty freaking awesome. So I'm okay with the saying. So what are we supposed to say instead? No, I'm good with this. It's a little too, a little too woki for me. Like, it's okay.
Starting point is 00:10:15 I feel like there are worse things. Nothing's going to be perfect. But if you aim for perfection and you really put your heart and soul into it, you're going to be really good. And you might not be really good if you're saying, if you're saying it's really good. You might be pretty good.
Starting point is 00:10:29 So, yeah, I get over a parade magazine with your old article. Kind of soften us up. I mean, I'm sure they have experts behind it as to why. I'm an expert. Yeah. And trying hard. I got a doctorate. You do.
Starting point is 00:10:44 And trying hard, basically. And you're a dad. Yeah, but there's a lot of those here. There's one or two. I mean, we're all, yeah. We're all, yeah. Or here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Still hard. I feel like the mood's down a little bit. I'll be honest with it. That's on me. That's on me. I'm sorry. So we will keep waiting and see if we get the results of the day. It could be soon.
Starting point is 00:11:03 You'll let us know as soon as you get them. As soon as we get them, I will let you know that we have them. Okay. Okay. Good. Everybody good? Good. And Eddie, okay.
Starting point is 00:11:12 It's the anonymous inbox. Hello, Bobby Bones. My wife and I both agreed early that we wanted kids and we decided we'd wait a few years. Now it's been almost eight years. And when the topic comes up, there's a new reason to push it back. I understand wanting to feel ready. I don't want to pressure her, but I'm starting to worry that if we keep waiting, we might miss our chance altogether. I love her.
Starting point is 00:11:47 I don't want this to turn into a point of resentment between us. How do I encourage her to take this step without making her feel pressured? Signed, husband, ready for kids. That's a tough one. That's a real life one. A few years to me is like three. Eight is long time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Eight is long time, yes. Eight is she may not want. Yeah, I would say. you need a third party to explain why from both sides you guys are having these feelings. Because obviously you've said to her, hey, what's up? And she said, do you want to keep pushing it back? This is like a fundamental issue in a relationship when it comes to kids. There are a few things.
Starting point is 00:12:31 Faith, children, if you like Arkansas or Oklahoma. Like those are things. Oh, that sounded personal. I know that one. That one you have to deal with. This is something, though, that I feel like you can have all the healthy conversations in the world, and I hope it does go great. But I think you need a third person to actually give both people's perspective. And then you have to settle on something.
Starting point is 00:12:53 If you just keep kicking the can, even if you settle on, we're never going to have kids. That at least allows that settlement to change the status of the relationship if that's something that you want to do. Right, because then you have to decide, okay, is this a relationship I want to stay in. Yes. And the relationship can be great. but if the relationship is we want to have children and that's important to you, you've got to make a tough decision. And you certainly don't want her having it just because one day she said she did want them
Starting point is 00:13:15 and then now she maybe has changed her mind and then she has the baby and then there's resentment and that would be terrible. So I would encourage you to find a third party. Listen, if you have a therapist you can go to, that's great. If not, pastor, just somebody that's not like one of you guys as friends because for sure someone will go, well, that's your friend. Of course she's going to say that. Yeah, and don't ask like a grandparent.
Starting point is 00:13:37 They're like, have the baby. Like one of their hands. They always want grandkids. They always want. Yeah, that would still be like somebody's specific grandparent. I know, I know, but I'm just saying like it can't be, like you said, it's got to be a neutral. And it shouldn't be the person that runs a daycare down the street because like have the baby. They want money.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you need an uninvested but respected third party because both of you have a perspective and both of you have a reason that you feel this way. You need to have someone help you flesh this out and then you have to make a tough decision. either she decides we're going to have a baby on this timeline we're not going to have the baby you have to go i want to have a baby are we not going to have a baby and then decide from there because this is not going to be good this is festering resentment right here already that would be my encouragement to you guys good luck i've i've a couple of friends that were married for years four
Starting point is 00:14:30 five years good relationship then one decided they don't want kids they had as healthy as you can have of a divorce for this exact reason. And it just was one of them didn't want to have kids anymore. And they both understood and it was a hard divorce. They weren't angry at each other. It wasn't a contentious divorce as in like somebody cheated or something. But they literally decided it was healthiest to split up because one of them wanted to have children. And I completely understand.
Starting point is 00:14:55 So good luck. That's a hard one. That's a real life one. But get someone to help you with this. That's my advice. Close it up. All right. So we need the results from our testosterone.
Starting point is 00:15:05 drone challenge. So we need them because we have lunchboxes. We don't have eddies now. That's so weird. The lab is taking longer. So I propose we just read lunchboxes score. We don't know what eddies is and then we see if Eddie beats them. Because I have the scale up of what it could like what's good and what's bad. Okay. I'm not going to do that unless lunchbox says it's okay. Oh, whatever man. I ain't worried about it. I got a lot of tea
Starting point is 00:15:31 so let's put it up there. I don't know that I'd say like A lot. Yeah, so lunchbox. Amy is the only one that has the number. Lunchbox, if it's really low, you're going to be cool with it? Can you find me a better scale? Yeah, can we need the...
Starting point is 00:15:44 Here's what I have. I have total tea, free tea, and bio-available tea. And that we're doing total, right? But I think... He said we were doing total. Fuck. Yeah, from what I remember, total. He said total.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Yeah, Chad said we're doing total. Yeah, but okay, then I need a ranking system of total tea. It's not like a cereal. Okay. He said like, what you mean? Okay, here we go. 1100. For adult males, a normal total testosterone level is generally defined.
Starting point is 00:16:10 300 on the low end of normal, 1,000 on the high end of normal. That's a big. I know, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. Okay, so we don't have eddies. Let's vote. Do we want to read the testosterone of just lunchbox and then we bring in Eddie's hopefully tomorrow when the lab gets the results? Do we want to debate it anymore, but they don't have Eddie's if I'm wrong with Eddie's blood?
Starting point is 00:16:30 That's just weird to me. Like, I'm so worried now. Like why? What's the holdup? What do you think we do, scuba? I think we rip the band-a and we read lunchboxes. Okay. Amy's the only one lunchboxes number.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Okay, so should I preface it with something that they said? I don't think so. What's the preface? What did they say? The preface is... He's on Cialis? No. Yeah, performance enhancing drugs.
Starting point is 00:16:54 I don't know if you should preface it. Okay, no, I'm not going to preface anything. I'll say it after. You're right. You're right. But you're going to say it, whatever it is. So the normal testosterone rate for a male is what? Like what?
Starting point is 00:17:05 Because we don't know. We're just going to read some numbers here. We don't even know what it is. Oh, I thought you just looked those up. Yeah, 300 to $1,000. That's a big gap. 300's on the low end of normal. Okay, thousands on that.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Okay, so. $250. Okay. That's about what it is. Okay. So lunchboxes, testosterone number. What lunchbox? Normal testosterone levels, total T for males age 40 to 49.
Starting point is 00:17:31 252 to 916. It's a big gap. I thought I found it and I was like, oh, I got it. No. Okay. So I don't know. What is lunchbox's total testosterone? Amy.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Five. Oh, three. Five hundred and three. Okay, so that's right down the middle. Right down the middle. Well, they said that it's ideal and they can prescribe something to get it up to a more ideal. Oh, so it's not ideal. But they said ideal.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Okay, here's how they, here's the exact response, which again, this isn't professional because this is over text. I like it. I said, is that normal or high or what? The reply, not pretty average. We have some things that we can prescribe to get in a more ideal range, though. Wow. Okay, so you have average testosterone.
Starting point is 00:18:25 Yeah. Okay. Average, dude. You're like every other dude. You have pretty average. Okay, that's fine. Pretty average was pretty good. Are you happy?
Starting point is 00:18:33 with that? It's more than you got. You don't know that. You got zero. You have no idea. I kind of thought lunchbox is going to be a little higher. Now what would you bet? I think I'd bet on Eddie to be higher now that we know lunchboxes. Yeah, what's the hold of with Eddie's? I know, man, that's worrying me. Now I'm thinking it's too tea, too much tea. Too much tea and they got to like balance it out with something. Yeah, they got water it down so they can count it. I got a question. Could they check my downstairs and see if it's all contained down there because it's stuck? And that's why I'm having swelling? You're saying a lot of weird things. Like, do you want a physical examination?
Starting point is 00:19:05 Do you know what I'm saying? Like maybe some of my tea is not escaping because I have a swollen. Oh, it's trapped. Oh, I love that now you're making excuses for your numbers. No, no, I'm just, I just took blood from you. They didn't take it, they didn't take the blood from your tachshund. Like maybe it's not getting to my blood. Doesn't testosterone come from?
Starting point is 00:19:21 But it's in your blood. I don't have tascals and I have testosterone. I know. That's what we worry about. Oh, what if she does? Amy just accidentally revealed she has tacles. Okay. No.
Starting point is 00:19:33 women have it. What? Oh my God. Okay. So what are they? So where's mine? Like what are they thinking? One day, two days.
Starting point is 00:19:42 What do we think? Hopefully by today just not while we're on air. We thought it would be yesterday. Where's the lab? South America? Like where is this lab? Well, they don't need to mail it back. They just.
Starting point is 00:19:52 It's a database. It got there. They put it in. They upload it to a portal. Mm-hmm. Oh, boy. And they've been refreshing and lunchboxes came through. Maybe his got through because it was so, it was small.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Yeah, so low. It got is easier. Okay, hey, but you should feel good because you're healthy. Yeah. I mean, but it's not as high as it should, like, as I expected. No, it says it's pretty average. Yeah, yeah, but I'm not average. I'm not an average.
Starting point is 00:20:16 You are average. And so I worry that there may have been a mix-up in the lab. Like when they mix up a baby sometimes at the hospital? Yeah, like the lab, you know what I mean? Seems to be having a lot of problems. So this could be a total, this could be Nolan Boy. Whenever Chad left with the paramedic left with the vials, like, did you see him label them? I didn't see a label.
Starting point is 00:20:34 I swear if Amy's testosterone is higher than lunchboxes, this will be the funniest bit on the show. Oh, I'm getting my new lab work done at my doctor on May 7th, so I'll have... May 7th, so I'll have... May 7th? Wait that way to wait that long? Well, no, we ain't wait for that. That's not part of this bed.
Starting point is 00:20:48 It wouldn't be that funny because she's getting supplements. Yeah, of course. Yeah, she's cheating the system. She's roiding up. Oh, yeah, I have a yam pellet. Okay, so lunchbox is at 500. Okay. No.
Starting point is 00:20:59 503. No, 5.03, middle of the road. Five on three. Tomorrow, hopefully tomorrow we have Eddie's. Hopefully. That's how you can tell this is not a bit
Starting point is 00:21:08 because we would have done this yesterday, like a real bit, like something we're like orchestrating with like fake results. I mean? Yeah. So whenever, thinking about it this way,
Starting point is 00:21:18 whenever I got my test, the reason why I have a pellet is I was at 10. Oh my gosh. 10. You weren't that low? Yeah. But I don't know what that means
Starting point is 00:21:26 for a woman because I know, I know what 10 means. That's probably what mine is too. No, you're not at 10. I don't think so. No, no, she was using the same scale as I think this one, because she's trying to get me up. She's trying to get me to like 70 or 80.
Starting point is 00:21:41 Oh, yeah, your female's normal is 15 to 70. No, no, she was measuring me on the male scale. I know, but, no, Amy, I understand, but your normal is to be 15 to 70. That's why they're trying to get you there. Cool. Cool. All right, well, we have lunchboxes,
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Starting point is 00:24:41 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts. So Eddie was talking about our cleaning lady here, the building hires her. And so she had mentioned to Eddie that she was having some medical issues. And Eddie's like, let's help her. So we talked about getting some money together, doing a go fund me. And then Eddie's like, I'll go talk to her again. And so that was happening, right? Everybody with me?
Starting point is 00:25:00 Yes. All the listeners just so you're caught up. This is Eddie's project to help her. Yes. Okay. So Ramundo came to me, who's our producer. And you talked to her yesterday? Yeah, she came into our podcast studio.
Starting point is 00:25:13 and she was bending over, changing the trash, doing a little bit of dusting. And lunch was actually even talking to her, just trying to ask how she was doing. And we were seeing all signs of somebody that's doing totally fine. She was laughing. She was giggling. She didn't have a cough. I just don't necessarily see the sickness that Eddie's talking about. Oh, weird.
Starting point is 00:25:34 No, I mean, I've seen it. So maybe it's a day-to-day thing, you know, where like maybe she felt good yesterday. I don't know. You didn't ask her about it, though. Well, yeah, lunch goes, how are you feeling? And then she was being funny. And then she goes, good! And, like, yelled it.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Yep. She was smiling and waving at us. She yelled good. Is it possible, though, for, like, her to be sick one day and then feel better the next day? I mean, you act like it was dire and then we need to do a go-fund me. Well, depending what it is. Well, is it also possible that Eddie's formed more of a relationship with her and she feels like she can open up to him. Most people at work don't share all of their internal problems with.
Starting point is 00:26:13 people in the office. They don't want... What is she trying not to red flag that she's got something wrong because, you know, like... What you think about to Eddie? Like faking it? No, no, I don't think she's faking it.
Starting point is 00:26:25 No, I'm saying she's... Yeah, she's faking the happiness. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, not faking the sickness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I've seen her many, like, it's so many days where she's just not feeling well.
Starting point is 00:26:34 That's the reason I brought this up. And so next week, though, you're gonna be able to get us to update on exactly what's going on. Yes. And you told her, the thing you told her, though, you'd cover all the bills. No, I did not say that. I said, I want to help you. We want to help you.
Starting point is 00:26:47 Just let us know what's going on with the doctor. Once you go to the doctor and do your visit and everything and they, they decide what they're going to do, what kind of procedure you need or whatever medicine. This is not all that you said. Now you're, no, I really did. I said all that stuff. And then you said, let us know. Let us know. Let us know. Let us know. Let us know. We'll handle it all. And I don't want that. But that's what you guys told me to say. You said, get more information. So we know we're going to come up with a goal. Okay. It just sounded like you said, hey, let us know, we'll handle it all. And I don't want that. And I don't want that. because that's on you well here's kind of a thing now so like if ray is onto something where she's feeling better now she goes to the doctor everything's cool what do i what i do now then everything's good well then she'll come back and be like i feel good and then we're like all right false alarm no help needed yeah okay what's weird about that no i don't think she's expecting anything from us right unless you've told her no i have not told her that which one is it i just said let me know and we can see what we can do to help you. That's all I said.
Starting point is 00:27:45 And we'll get you a new car. No, I didn't say that. He's a mortgage paid off. Okay, so then we'll find out. If she's feeling better, Ray, then maybe call off the dogs. It's these two that are making this observation. That's true, too. That's true, too. And her English is kind of broken, so I don't know if these guys are really understanding. What? I was going to say, I don't know how well Eddie speaks Spanish. No. Like, she speaks Spanish. So Eddie communicated all of this in Spanish? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:11 I mean, it's a little spanglish. Say to me that you'll take care of it. We're going to help you. When you're going to the doctor, digame what they said. That's what I said. That's right, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:27 We have to go to Mike to make sure Eddie said it. I passed the test. Okay, so next week then. Next week. We'll know what's up. That was really good, Eddie. You like you, Amy? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:38 I was a little surprised, too. Then he went that hard. Thank you. You got it. Okay, okay. The update is Ray in Lunchbox saw her talk to her. She wasn't coughing, so they think she's okay. All right, someone on the show wants to spill the tea.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Let's spill the tea. Basically, this is our tattletel segment. It's done anonymously. I have written one through five on my piece of paper. I need somebody to come and look at this, though. There's five things? No, no, no, no. I need one of you five to come look at this and tell me if you think it's okay.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Okay. Because this is one that is risky. It's so T that I need to make sure that it's okay to share Okay Does it make sense what I'm saying? Yes Amy picking number one through five Four. Four is Morgan
Starting point is 00:29:23 Do you want to see my page so you can see that that's true? Okay, I see. So you pick four, four is more. What? I can't see that far away, but yeah. Okay. Four was Morgan. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:32 So there's nothing fishy. Morgan, come look at this. Okay. Tell me if you think this is two T.E. To spill, like is it too personal or do you give it the thumbs up? It's anonymous. It's that bad?
Starting point is 00:29:47 Oh. Wait, what? I don't know. What do you? Guys, I want to say yes because I feel like we should share it. But I, hmm.
Starting point is 00:30:02 Like how bad? What's the level of that? I don't know that bad is what I would say about it. It's not bad. Or awkward. We love awkward. I mean, I read this and I went,
Starting point is 00:30:14 This would be interesting, but I need someone to be in my eyes. So, randomly pick the number. Morgan, you saw it. Heck, it could be about Morgan and she just thought about herself. That could be it too. I'm considering a lot of things right now. What, um, thumbs up or thumbs down? What are you leaning to?
Starting point is 00:30:34 What's, what are you thinking? Don't let him influence your decision. He's already seen it. He's, yeah. He, thumbs up. Huh? You love awkward. I do, but this is you guys' lives.
Starting point is 00:30:46 stake here. Yeah, who cares about that. But you said it's not bad. Come on, Morgan. It's just awkward? I mean, is it like life ruining? No, no, no, no, no. Okay. We're good. So all of our names. I feel like it's okay. Okay. Okay. So we will now.
Starting point is 00:31:03 Now we worry. Is it me? Okay. So we will spill the tea. There is a voice changer of a segment here that someone is left. Okay, go ahead. Please look at Amy's lock screen. I find it a little weird that she still has her ex-boyfriend as the picture on her lock screen of her phone. How is she going to move on in her life? No other guy's going to date her when she has her old dude on the phone. Did you guys find this weird?
Starting point is 00:31:32 Look at everybody's lock screen. Does anybody else have an ex on it? I doubt it. Amy needs to change it. She needs help. Okay, so it is Amy's locked screen is her ex-boyfriend. Can we look at the lock screen? It is
Starting point is 00:31:50 It is Wow She can't move on She can't move on Um So I don't It rotates So like
Starting point is 00:32:01 It rotates Like for It was my son Holding our cat And then a few days ago It switched back to this And I just haven't taken Like
Starting point is 00:32:13 I need to go in and switch it But that's like a lot of work for me, so I haven't done it. That sounds like a bad excuse. It's a really a bad excuse. Guys, I don't even go through and clean up my text messages. Amy, just be honest with us. I am. I am being honest. Because you look at that
Starting point is 00:32:28 a hundred times a day. Yeah, but I'm not, I'm like oh, okay, yeah. So, what, like, then where do I go? Let's stop. She's like, oh my gosh, it's so new to me. It is a lot of work for me. I mean, you put it on there so you obviously know how to do it. It takes five seconds. You just find a picture. No,
Starting point is 00:32:44 this type, this widget kind, It's like we're in front of the clock. My daughter did that. I don't, or his son, actually. What are you guys doing there? What are you guys doing there? Yes. He's a little. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:55 Okay, so what do I do? I mean, I don't know. I think you have to move on. Listen, yeah, yeah. That's the big thing. Good point. Before I tell you how to change your phone, what you do as you move on. Eddie, great points.
Starting point is 00:33:05 I mean, number one. You find your picture. You hold your thumb down on it for an extended amount of time and it pops up the thing. And then it goes, what would you like to do? You set his wallpaper. I just did that. Okay. What?
Starting point is 00:33:13 On what? No, you have to find a new picture. Maybe she's not ready. Sometimes I'll look over and Amy's licking her phone. Oh, really? And I wonder if that's why. That's not true. Should be doing this like that.
Starting point is 00:33:26 So that's not true. Amy, is it really? You don't have to change it. Don't do it for us. Don't make it performative. If you want to keep it on there and... No, it what? Does it make you feel good to look at the picture?
Starting point is 00:33:36 Okay, here. So I take this picture of me and Stevenson and then I hold it. Hold it down extended. Or you can do the, like you're sending it somewhere. Well, you have to break it. Oh, boy. Can I help her? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Or you can push the arrow. You can do the arrow. You can do the arrow too, like you're going to send it. Let's let's let Morgan help you. She's sad. She's going to change the picture. She's going to start crying. She's like, but I don't want to, guys.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Like, don't do it, Morgan. He's going to get a burner phone just to put that picture on it, the other one. Oh, man. What's the new picture? This is uncomfortable. I just found the latest one I have with Stevenson. I distract me. But it was, I swear to you, like a week.
Starting point is 00:34:13 ago it was Stevenson with our cat. We believe you because you didn't know how to change it but it changed. No no it somehow changed that. Oh we did yes. Your honor. Somehow the bank robbed itself. Your honor. Mike is that a sign? I didn't change it. Now you're looking for a sign to get back with your ex-boyfriend. I didn't change it. But you just said is that a sign? No I was just saying I didn't change it so how does that happen? How does that happen? does that happen? I don't know. But if you should just be you regardless. Apparently not. Own it.
Starting point is 00:34:49 Own it. Well, who's what? Looking at my phone anyways. Oh, the anonymous? It's a talk of the town. Who was that? It's talk of the town. That was Scoobo Steve on the voice changer. I know it. It was talk of the town. Amy, that doesn't matter. You think it was Scoobo Steve
Starting point is 00:35:05 because it sits right behind you in the glass room? Well, yeah, and I could just tell by his voice. I'll say this. I'll say this. It was not Scoo Steve and I will not say who it is, though. You remain anonymous and anonymous spill the tea. All right. Does everybody feel better now? No, we didn't care.
Starting point is 00:35:20 We didn't care originally that you had your ex-boyfriend as your foot. We just wanted to know what was up. Yeah. Well, I had my son and my cat. I told you all that. I don't know how it switched back. And then for me, it's a lot of energy to go in there and figure out what I'm going to change it to. I didn't even know how it changed.
Starting point is 00:35:37 Morgan just helped me. I don't. Can I say something to the anonymous tea spiller? from here on how can you just keep looking at the phone if it goes back to that picture we've got something tomorrow Amy's got Jeremy Piven as our locked screen if it goes back to that picture yeah it's a sign then you're going to get together you don't know I didn't do it yeah because I don't know you did do it you did do it I didn't just assign pictures into your log screen look at me right now in LR I don't know an LR that is not your you can't pass that alone
Starting point is 00:36:09 we need our own an LR I didn't put it back back. But you put it there. No, it was there a long time ago, and then I changed it to my son and cat. I don't even really know how that took me forever. Amy, breakups are hard. I guess, you know. It's emotional.
Starting point is 00:36:23 And somehow it came back. So you think that's a sign? I don't know. The fact that you even not knowing means she doesn't know, you know what I'm saying? Okay, well, thank you for spilling the tea. There you have it. Now it's the cat back on, is you and Stevenson? Oh, it doesn't change you?
Starting point is 00:36:40 If we look back again and it had changed, it'd be the first time I believe in science. That would be the first time ever. We have two moral dilemmas here. We're going to go to Amy first. This is a clothing moral dilemma. What is your moral dilemma? I ordered a denim jacket with fringe for IHeart Country. It's a festival next weekend.
Starting point is 00:36:58 Yes. And I got it and I thought I would need a size small. But it's already an oversized situation. So the sleeves are really long on me. It's big. So I was like, okay, shoot, I guess I need to return it and get the extra small. So while I have it sitting on my kitchen table waiting to box up and return, I get home from work yesterday and my dog has eaten the extra button that comes with it, the tag. Thankfully, she spit out the safety pin, but now I can't return it.
Starting point is 00:37:28 So I can't return it. I mean, I can't. So what is the moral dilemma that you want to return it? Well, it's not a physical store. It's an online store. So I thought, could I test the waters and send an email? the customer service and explain, because they can track the package and tell that I literally just got it in. And they can check my Instagram. I haven't worn it. I got it for service. I got it for this
Starting point is 00:37:53 festival and I need the extra small and my dog ate it. Or I just take it to my alterations person and have her cut the sleeves off so that it fits and then problem solved because I don't want them to think I'm lying. Because their opinion matters. I know. It just feels it feels like Like they probably get things like, oh, my dog ate my. And they do, but this is different when Eddie wore stuff or lunchbox wore stuff and wanted to take it back. Right. I have not worn it. Because they would wear stuff and be like, yep, had a good time in this for a couple days.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Think of how I'm going to take it back now. Yeah. And I feel like my dog is eating tags off of like something from Zara before, but she only ate half the tag. And I was able to physically go into the store and talk to them and be like, look, I didn't wear this. You don't even need to explain it. But this is an online store. You can send it back. You never wore it.
Starting point is 00:38:38 You can't just send it back with no tags. I'd have to get special permission. Like, if I send it back no tags, they're not going to refund my money. And then I'm going to be out money and a jacket. I don't know that that's true, but I think you can make the call. I think they'll take it back. You never wore it. I think the moral dilemma part of it is.
Starting point is 00:38:53 So I just slip a note in, I never wore it. I think the moral dilemma part of it is, you're safe to do that without feeling bad. Like morally, you're doing nothing wrong. Right. So will they take it back? I don't know. But how they were doing it, wear shoes for three days and take them back. That, I would say, no, you can't do that because you just,
Starting point is 00:39:10 bought them wore the shoes and then sent them back. Like you cheated the system. Right. You did it. It didn't fit you. Your dog gets a tag. You shouldn't be penalized because your dog gets a tag. No, but the dog ate the button too, right?
Starting point is 00:39:18 It's an extra button, not the button on it. Oh, it's the one on the bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotcha. It's like sometimes they attach a little bag with the tag that has a button. You can say the tag fell off. I've never worn it. Look at my Instagram.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Say that to them on the phone. I don't want to say that. I mean, I'd rather just tell the truth. My dog. Send it back. I promise you, it'll be fine. I'm waiting for the button to come out. No, don't even do that.
Starting point is 00:39:39 No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to put it back, but I mean, the button's going to need to come out. It's a big denim button. You can send it back. There's nothing morally wrong with that. What they do? Yeah, they're probably going to know. But you, you're good.
Starting point is 00:39:56 You guys, lunchbox, what's your moral dilemma? Yeah, my moral dilemma is do I add one of my old teachers on Facebook? One of the teachers that was not a fan of mine in high school even rejected me from their organization called PALS peer assistance leadership. I applied for it. They said, no thanks. And when I was walking into graduation, this teacher was one of the group of teachers that pulled me aside
Starting point is 00:40:20 and said, this is a dignified ceremony. Please act accordingly or we will pull your diploma. And now, oh, I'm big and famous. I look, friend request. And I don't know what to do. Do I just let it go? Or do I say, reject? Just like you rejected me.
Starting point is 00:40:41 But did you deserve to be rejected? Like, were you a problem? And was she doing her job? I don't know. And then, so the organization was peer assistance and leadership, something crap, I don't know. And I didn't get picked. And I was in algebra or something when I found out. And Alicia Yuma was in there with me.
Starting point is 00:40:59 And she got rejected. and she was really upset. And I said, Alicia, don't worry. We're going to start PAPs. People against pals. I'm the president, your vice president. And this teacher turned me into the principal for it. Like, oh, they're going to riot against the pals.
Starting point is 00:41:15 So I'm just like. What does it hurt if you accept somebody? That doesn't mean you're married to them. Or you owe them money. Accept them. You think I should be the bigger person. I'm going to say no to this. Almost like Steve Harvey.
Starting point is 00:41:28 Remember he sent that teacher TVs? Every year until she doesn't. died and I felt like that's a little overboard. Man, I love it. You know what? Lunchbox, kick rocks. Tell him to kick rocks. No, don't say anything. Just don't accept it if you're going to do that. Okay, yeah, don't say anything. You could send a message and say, nah, never mind. I don't want to tell you what to do. That's stupid. I think you shouldn't do that. You shouldn't do that. I thought about sending a message saying, hey, remember when you rejected me from pals,
Starting point is 00:41:48 then you pulled me aside at graduation? Like, how dignified am I now? I love it. Why do you keep using the word dignified? That's what she said. This is a dignified, like, a bit. Also, I don't think her feelings are going to be hurt because lunchbox didn't accept her on Facebook. And also if she were to listen to our show, I don't know that you would fall into the dignified category. Did you say it not a her? I never said to her.
Starting point is 00:42:08 I feel like you did say her. No, because I'm thinking her. I think most teachers, at least where I grew up, were women. But so it could be a dude. And if so, he was just jealous of you. I could be it too. Was it a dude? Nope.
Starting point is 00:42:21 Okay, well, then why did you just do that? You must have said her at some point. Just accept it. And then say whatever you want to say to her. You know who accepted me on Facebook? And I've recently only got back on Facebook a little bit. Oh yeah, I think we went over. Mac Brown?
Starting point is 00:42:32 Yeah. We talked about it. Yeah. That's pretty cool. I haven't messaged him yet. I'm not a Texas football fan, but you're a boy? I don't know. I never met Mac Brown.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Just people's boys. Mac Brown was like the head coach of Texas won a national championship there. Yeah. And it was like, people you may know. And I was like, I don't. But I requested him. I guess I'm dignified. He accepted it.
Starting point is 00:42:52 So me and Mac Brown, big Facebook friends now. I had a teacher from college, you know, one of my professors who, like, was just always hard on me. I remember I had signed up to go to see a death, one of these like a death penalty executions and he purposely didn't sign my paper so I never got to do it. And I was so
Starting point is 00:43:11 mad at him forever. He hit me up on Facebook and you know what he told me? This was like years ago. How did you get on the Bobby Bone Show? Dang, dude, I got so upset at that. Like what do you mean how about get on? Why should read in that tone? What if he was just saying? How did you get on Bobby Bone Show? Because I know how he was when I was in school. But that's how he was when you were in school. But that's how he was when you were in
Starting point is 00:43:29 school, that doesn't mean how he is now. How did you get on the Bobby Bohn show? And it was high school? No college. Oh college. Okay, I was about to say they're sending high school or sex. So lunchbox, no, don't accept that person. Okay, I say accept it. I say accept it and don't send a message and see if she messages you. Okay. I say let it go.
Starting point is 00:43:50 Yeah, you let it go. I'm not Mr. Let it go, though. You know me. Yeah, you're growing. I don't know. I don't hold grudges. I don't wish bad things upon people. Well, there is one. and I wish bad stuff on. And if I see him at Iraq Country speaking to that, it ain't going to be pretty. What?
Starting point is 00:44:04 He said this before. It is not going to be pretty. Why would you see? Who? I ain't going to say on the air. Okay. Listen, I'm not Mr. Beat him up guy. I ain't getting a fist fight,
Starting point is 00:44:13 but if somebody that comes up to me at an art country that I know is going to be there, it is going to be ugly. You know, much? Yeah. It's going to be real ugly. It's going to be awkward for everybody involved. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:24 You're going to talk about dignified. Would it be on stage? No, because it definitely. It definitely wouldn't be on stage. I'm just making sure because I'd be crazy. In front of the whole festival, it'd be crazy. Yeah. You don't know who it is?
Starting point is 00:44:37 I don't know, and I'm trying to figure it out. I mean, I know who you would feel that way about, but why would you see them at IHart country? That's a question America wants to know. It will be awkward if I see them. It will not be pretty. I told our boss that I was like, if this person... What am I missing?
Starting point is 00:44:53 A lot. If this person says anything to me, and it is not going to be pretty. I'm not going to like throw hands or anything because I'll probably get, I don't know. I mean, I don't know if I get beat up or not, but I don't want to fight another fighter. But it won't be, it won't be good. Have the phones ready. Okay.
Starting point is 00:45:10 Got it. Okay. You still don't know Amy? I don't know. I know who you feel that way about, but my, I don't understand why they would be there. My point is I don't hold grudges except for this one. This is the only grudge you have in my life. Are you going to tell me why they'd be there?
Starting point is 00:45:27 There are people that I'm like, eh, I feel like I was done wrong. So I'm just not going to be associated with. And I don't wish anything bad upon them. That's everybody that I don't really talk with. I don't care. Have a good life, man. I'm all good. Only, I hold one grudge and one grudge only.
Starting point is 00:45:42 And it runs deep. Then there's scar tissue. And if I see them, it's going to be awkward. That's all. Oof. All right. Lunchbox, accept it and see if she messages you. Okay.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Yeah. All right. Everybody good? Eddie, I'm sorry about your thing, too. Yeah, man, that's crazy. How did you get on The R-Bone show? That's a good question. I know, right?
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Starting point is 00:46:19 Come together, celebrate love. Take pride with you anytime, anywhere. Just ask your smart speaker to play I-Hart Pride, In the moment, stream us on your phone, or listen now at iHeartRadio.ca. In the moment, it felt like it was going on forever. I didn't think I was going to live. I was terrified. There was no anything inside those eyes.
Starting point is 00:46:45 They turned black. It scared the hell out of me. That was your first murder case? Yes, sir. Fear to say this was the biggest case of your career? Yes, sir. Rape a murder for a child. Just as bad as it gets.
Starting point is 00:46:59 I would think so. evil wake up i'm the woman saw the murder take place by crevette and de pippo anthony de pippo showed no signs of remorse appearing unfazed after being sentenced to the maximum i said i'm not guilty i'll take it to the grief listen to the devil's quarry on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts and to hear the devil's quarry ad free with exclusive content. Subscribe to Love for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts. Hey, I'm Hoda Kotby, host of the podcast, Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby.
Starting point is 00:47:48 Together, we're going to have meaningful conversations with the world's most fascinating people, like when actress Olivia Munn shared how she overcame fierce health challenges. I've gone through breast cancer and then helped my mother through breast cancer, and that was more difficult. There's a lot of people who understand postpartner depression. I was not prepared for postpartum anxiety. Listen to Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, listen up.
Starting point is 00:48:15 The Jonas Brothers here. Our podcast is called, Hey Jonas. We've here, since everyone has a podcast, we want it to as well. And we've had some incredible guests so far. And now our good friend, Niall Horne is joining the show. How's it going, boys? Hey, Niall. It's the same thing with Slow Hands.
Starting point is 00:48:26 Slow Hands is not about anything else, really, is it? You know, or taste so good can't be about food. You do the same, Nick, with some of the stuff that you've done. You too, Joe. Drop what you're doing and listen to Hey Jonas on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Wake up, you wake up in the morning. And then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turn.
Starting point is 00:48:54 Then you're here, Eddie and me lunchbox, Morgan, 2, the Steve Reddavis trying to put you through. Mike D's writing his week's next bit. And Bobby's on the mic so you know what this is. is the Bobby Vaugham store. I 90 seconds on the clock. How many morning corny's can me lunchbox and Eddie get right? Amy, you ready over there?
Starting point is 00:49:19 Yep. All right, here we go. The morning corny. What do you call an angry monkey? Mad chimp. Chimp mad. Mad, bad, boom. Mad, bone.
Starting point is 00:49:33 An angry monkey. Salty, ape, ape. Ape crap. Ape. What are words for angry? Let's just play them. Upset, mad. Angry.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Upset. Upset. Really angry. Frustrated. Frustrating. Furious is good. Chimpanzee. Oh, boy, that's bad.
Starting point is 00:49:58 What do you call an angry monkey? Oop, ooh, ah, ha. Peeled off. Who are famous monkeys? George, Curious George. Furious George. Yes. Wow.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Good job. Why can't you own a sick, eagle. Caca. Sick eagle? Soaring. Sings. Sick.
Starting point is 00:50:19 A sick eagle. It's fever. Vomit virus. Bird flu. Bird flu. Oh, man. Why can't you own a sick eagle? You can't own an eagle?
Starting point is 00:50:29 It's against law and they put you in jail in America? I mean, that's the real answer. Pito will come after you. A sick eagle? Bald. Sick eagle. A An ill eagle?
Starting point is 00:50:43 An ill eagle? It's illegal? It's illegal. Okay. What do you call a place where the animals practice martial arts? Taekwantu. It's got to be taekwondo. Dojo.
Starting point is 00:50:58 Those are hard to. I like it though. I like to challenge. Jiu Jitsu. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good.
Starting point is 00:51:05 You know, guys, not our best number. No. What do we get two? Yeah, but I feel pretty solid. We weren't for those. We were talking about stuff kids put in the toilet, and so we got a lot of voicemails about those. Hit it.
Starting point is 00:51:18 We rented cabins on Moosehead Lake, and my nephew flushed toys, wash cloths, and other items down the toilet. It ended up flooding the upstairs bathroom, and it ran down into the kitchen below. And then the following week, after we left the cabin, the owners of the cabin posted on their Facebook page,
Starting point is 00:51:37 a video of them extracting everything that was inside the toilet. They actually removed the toilet. Took it outside, had a flunger with air, and blew all the toys out of the inside of the toilet. That's tough. That is tough. Give me another one. Well, when my daughter was two,
Starting point is 00:51:53 she wanted to help Mommy do the laundry and she put dirty clothes, clean clothes, all kinds of clothes into the toilet and just started flushing. It got clogged up and my sister-in-law had come over before my husband had a chance
Starting point is 00:52:09 to fix it, we told her, do not use the upstairs bathroom. Well, she didn't feel well, and she used the upstairs bathroom. That's it. Have a great day. The kid's heart was in the right place. Of course. Wanted to do the laundry? Yes. One more. Next one. My son, two years ago, was 12 years old and acting out a lot.
Starting point is 00:52:31 He decided he was going to get back at us for I don't know what reason. He flushed an entire roll of toilet paper, including that. cardboard inner piece. He decided to go to bed and not tell anybody. We ended up having an entire floor flooded, and it took six months to fix the house. Oh, my. About $50,000.
Starting point is 00:52:52 So, yeah. 50 grand. Gosh, man, that's just... That's nothing to your story now. Oh, yeah, now I feel better about them. The crazy part was a whole controller, a PlayStation game. I know. How we got down there?
Starting point is 00:53:03 Who knows? Crazy. Thank you for the calls. Leave us a voicemail about anything. Not that anymore. We got some good ones there. But you can 87777-B-O-B-B-B-Y. Bobby Bone Show.
Starting point is 00:53:18 Boney up the day. This story comes us from Delaware. There was a marathon over the weekend. The guy's in first place about 150 yards to go. He's got it in the bag. He throws his hands up, slows down, acknowledging the crowd. When the guy from second place, about 100 yards back, he starts making his move
Starting point is 00:53:41 second place comes back to win that's his buddy yelling at the finish line going go go go go I was so surprised the guy in second place had so much juice left I was shocked he was sprinting I was like dude you could have won the whole thing if you put this just a little bit of this effort
Starting point is 00:54:04 because he saw the guy up front slowing down and celebrating so he turned on the afterburners but like if he had burner left and here I'm not here to race shame That's one thing I ain't here to do But didn't you think he had so much In the tank? I was shocked Me too
Starting point is 00:54:18 How much he had left I was like it looks like he just started the race It's a 100-yard dash And he is full blast Yeah What does that show you? Don't celebrate too early Probably over spilled milk
Starting point is 00:54:29 Yeah Or that too yeah Okay Y'all were thinking about the guy That slowed down I was thinking about the guy That sped up Because I'm like don't underestimate yourself
Starting point is 00:54:38 Yeah this is not to make you feel good This is a bonehead Yeah the bonehead We're going straight on the Yeah, this is not tell me something good. This is the bonehead. It tricked me. I'm Lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:54:46 That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. I was talking to Joel McKell. You'd know him from the soup, community. He hosts House of Villains. He's also on Animal Control, season four finale's tonight on Fox at 8 p.m. Central. And I was talking to him about what people recognized him from the most, because he's done a lot.
Starting point is 00:55:04 And the first time he felt famous. Let's go! On the Bobby Bones show now. Joel McHale. Was there a point where you started to get recognized? a little bit to where you started to realize there was some traction happening? Yeah, I was at a restaurant. I was sitting at a table.
Starting point is 00:55:20 And I remember hearing a person go, hey, we got a clip on the soup. Hey, we got on the soup. And I was like, what? What's happening? So that was pretty good. And then I did an event that Elvis Costello was at. Gigantic Elvis Costello fan. And he was like, oh, you're the guy that tells the jokes.
Starting point is 00:55:37 And I was like, yeah, that's me. I just got recognized by Elvis Costello. It was good because it was never a hit out of the, like, I've never, like, community was not a hit out of the box. Soup was not a hit. I've never been on anything that, like that, like a TV show where it was like, oh, you're glee, your modern family. You are a bona fide hit out of the gate and this is going forever. Can you tell by who's coming up to you what they know you from before they tell you what they know you from? Yes, you can tell by the age.
Starting point is 00:56:08 Give me a few differences. Women in their 40s and 50s remember me from the soup. Young kids walk up to me. I was like, oh, this is a community fan. And then they'll go, now, now, you were shaggy in Scooby-Doo. I was like, that's Matthew Lillard. And ironically, Matthew and I were just in a movie together. So, uh, Green 7.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Will there ever be a community movie? Yeah, at some point. Yeah, we have the money. I know that now people don't believe anything when they, when they, when they ask it now, but it, we have all agreed and we all, it is going to happen if all the schedules line up. I swear to you, community fans, and I, everyone wants to do it. I mean, I might be too old to do it, but that's fine. That's fine. I can, I'll find, uh, we'll get somebody to play me. The season finale of Animal Control is April 23rd, and it was just announced it's renewed
Starting point is 00:57:02 for another season. So that's, is that fit, your fifth season's coming? That's a long run now. Yeah, I can't believe it on a network. I can't like, you know, the whole model has changed. So thank you, Fox. And yeah, it was a little show that could. And the first season, I think the numbers were okay. And then they hung in there with it. And now it's doing pretty well.
Starting point is 00:57:29 And I'm like, thank God. So yeah, it's same thing with, that's how community was. Like the first season was like, okay, it's pretty good. It's doing it. Okay. and we just slowly but surely wore people down and got them to watch it. If you want to watch that full interview with Joel McHale,
Starting point is 00:57:48 it's on Netflix, or you can listen, search for the Bobbycast on IHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcast. We're gone. We'll see you tomorrow. Hope you have a great day. Tomorrow, easy trivia. Tomorrow, Jason Aldine on the show. Have a great Thursday.
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