The Bobby Bones Show - THURS PT 2: Morning Corny After Dark + Bobby Explains Tariffs  + Why You Should Only Eat When the Sun Is Up

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

Amy shared her list of Morning Corny After Dark jokes that we couldn’t do live on the radio show. Eddie gives an update on where he stands in his passport process. Bobby explained what a tariff is because Eddie has no idea. We talked about a man in Georgia who called 911 earlier this year, after his wife saw someone snooping around their house.  And in the middle of the call, he heard the dispatcher ordering a McGriddle from McDonald's for breakfast.  We talked to B-Dub who is going to drive across the country in his motorcycle to raise money for charity. You can check it out HERE. Bobby shared a new study that says why you should only eat when the sun is up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So Amy has a list of morning cornees after dark we're going to do because we can't do them during the show. We don't have to bleep them here. I don't know what they are or if they need bleeped, but I don't feel comfortable risking it. Well, I mean, I'll start gentle or something. Gentle. That sounds so weird. I don't know what it is. Like I'll start more innocent. Cinemax back in the day. I'll start G30. I'll start fine.

I'll start PG-13 and then we'll move to R. How many do you have? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Okay, let's go. Number one, morning corny's after dark. Go ahead. What do you call a nun in a bikini? What?

A rule breaker. No? That was, you could do that in daytime. That's not bad. See, I told you. I'll start. Daytime. Soft.

Okay. Okay. I got another nun one. Okay. What do you call a nun in a one? in a wheelchair. Oh, no. These morning corny's

that get you canceled. Okay, go ahead. I don't know. Virgin Mobile. Yeah. Or like a scooter? Maybe a scooter. Or I would say maybe Virgin immobile.

Yeah. But Virgin Mobile's the phone. I know. It doesn't matter. Okay. All right. Hold on. Hit it.

And now the morning corny after dark. All right. Go ahead. What do you call a seductive ghost? What? A boo teacall. That's a good one.

That's great. That had been primed for the morning corny. Oh, really? Guys, these are ones I was too nervous to say. A booty call. That would have been one of the better ones. No, no, I understand the sensitivity. Okay.

Go ahead. What do you call a book about erectile dysfunction? Eddie? What? A hard read. Wait. No, no. It would be the opposite.

Soft read. It's a hard read. It's hard to read. A dysfunction. Yeah, because it's a hard read. What do you call a book about erections? A hard read. There we go.

Oh, I get it. Oh, so I get it soft. Yeah. Dang. That's okay. Okay. All right. You didn't write them.

But did you make that up? Like, I don't understand. Why are you upset about it? She's got a whole list of erection jokes that she's done. Go ahead. What do you call a baker who moonlights as a stripper? Bonds of steel. It's funny, man.

Okay. That wasn't even dirty. That wasn't anything that funny. How many more do you have? What do you call a naked man with a cold? Okay, let me. A naked man with a cold, what? Chili-Willie.

Also, it could have been in the morning. I think you've become a little too sensitive. Okay, what do you call a cheap circumcision? Uh-oh, here we go. What? A rip-off. Also good. What?

Yeah. Solid. Yeah. These aren't dirty enough? She's like, all right, watch this. Hickory dickery, dog. So the only one that was potentially really dirty was the book about erections and I got it wrong. Well, yeah, erections.

I wouldn't say that at 7 in the morning. No. I could say, to make it dirtier, I could say, what do you call it a book about boners? Even dirtier hard ons. But then I would say a hard read. Yeah, yeah. I don't go much dirtier than that, though. No.

But yeah. Oh, I just thought it all in my mind. A joke? She's making herself laugh. She's doing her own comedy special in her head. right now. Because it's dirty. It's dirty.

And I thought of it myself. Go. Okay, okay, okay. What do you call a book about blow shots? What? Sucky. Well, that could be anything. Oh.

Okay, no, I thought it. It's a good start, though. Good start. Yeah. I'm starting. These stress me out. Some of them, though, would have been funny. Like the...

The booty call? Yeah, booty calls good. Yeah, that's a good one. Y'all don't like buns of steel? No. It's fine. Bends of steel. The baker.

You're always a little more impressed at these. The stripper baker. If I get it, I laugh. Yeah. Okay. Good deal. Good deal. All right.

I'll work on some more. You don't have to. We're not encouraging you to. I'm just saying quarterly. Hey, what? I try to. If you come and you're like I got a whole new list of dirty ones. That's what I felt like these are ones I had set aside over time.

Yeah. I guess I could have done them. Let's check in with Eddie on the passport. Oh, baby. We're in business. Go ahead. So good news. bad news. The good news is I got all the info on the passport.

It's all right here. All the info? Yeah, I got my form. Got all the info. I got my form filled it out and it's printed out. Nice. So when I go to my appointment, I just take them this form and I sign it there. That's a big part of it. I also got my photos taken. Check it out, baby. You did. Good for you. And a white wall in the right shape. They cut around. Yeah. Didn't smile. Look lunchbox. I mean, I look like a fugitive for sure. You're on the run. But I mean, how can you know that?

I agree. My picture, you don't want to look at my internet history if you just look at me about my picture. Why do they do that? My picture's awful. Those are the two most annoying things they do except for going there. I have my driver's license and I have my birth certificate. I'm ready to roll. Okay.

So now you just have to do the appointment? Yeah, I already set my point. It's in town. It's out of post office. When is it? It's not till July. Oh, it's that backed up? It's the closest one I can find.

Wow. There were 10 locations in town. I looked at all of them and this was the nearest one, like July 5th or something. What a terrible day too because it's right after the 4th of July. I know. Vacation. Might be a Monday or something. Or maybe the 7th.

It's that Monday after vacation. So, okay, that's awesome because you're there. I think you did a good job at doing it. Thank you. I would check, like we talked about, I would check small towns. there are 45-minute drives instead of waiting. Okay. Because it's going to be harder to get it here.

You can get in much quicker if you go to like a Goodlitzville or somewhere that can do it and just make the drive. Okay. But that's awesome. Good. We're also going to be like in Austin, I think, in May for the festival. I was thinking maybe look out there. It'll be just as bad. Cities just as bad.

Just look for the small town. Yeah, good for you. So Eddie has asked if Dr. Bones can do an explain it segment. I need one. Okay, go ahead. Yeah, what's a tariff? Like there's a lot of talk about tariffs. Good question.

What is, what is that? Good question. And people freaking out about it. Why are they freaking out about it? So as of now we're recording this. So they did say, here are all the tariffs. Then they were like, oh, bad idea. Let's pull.

So they stopped them for 90 days. All the tariffs? Except for China, for the most part. So, okay, I'm going to explain to you how it was explained to me. I'm going to do like you're a child. Yes. Because that's how I need it. I watch those YouTube videos on things like,

this because I made notes on this, I watch YouTube videos where they explain stuff like a kid because that's how I learn and then I can go deeper. Imagine you have a lemonade stand. You make lemonade and your friend from another street is also making lemonade as well. One day, your friend wants to sell their lemonade that they're making at your stand. Their lemonade is cheaper than yours because they use cheaper lemons. If everyone buys their lemonade instead of yours, you don't make any money. So you feel kind of bad because they have a worse

product, but they're making all the money because there's this cheaper. So a tariff is like your mom saying, okay, if your friend wants to sell lemonade here, they have to pay one dollar extra for every cup they sell. That makes their lemonade costs more, so now people are just as likely to buy your lemonade again.

Because this foreign lemonade that's coming from over there that was cheaper and worse, people were just buying it because it was cheaper. But now for them to sell it at your stand, they got to pay the tariff. It makes it equally a little more expensive so people are more likely because of the quality of it to buy yours, the local lemonade from your stand. Got it. So America is one lemonade stand. And then your friends or whatever is another country.

A tariff is basically a special tax that comes, is put on stuff from other places to help protect people. that are selling here. So the good is that, right? It promotes domestic selling. The bad is when they're like, we're going to build all these manufacturing sites for all these jobs. That's four or five years and years. And so that you saw the market completely go boom. And eventually, like it's not like a lot of us are like heavy in stocks, but that doesn't matter. You don't have to be in the stock market for it to eventually trickle down and hurt. Like I have a friend that is a interior design. and she's like all my products now that I'm getting from everywhere, including China. She gets all the stuff.

She's like, it's going to affect so many people that anybody that was thinking about getting work with me, like if they were on the line, they're not going to be able to do it anymore because my stuff, it's costing more for me to get all this supply stuff because we don't make it in America or the quality is real bad. And some of the stuff like tangerines that were straight American, like American tangerines, and they're like, I feel you, but what do you think our bags come from? What do you think our? A lot of things come from other countries.

Absolutely. And parts of even domestic things are coming from other countries inside the domestic part of it. So tariffs really haven't worked in 100 years, but they really haven't been tried. That's basically a tariff, a tax to make sure that. And the tax ends up going on the people here. So tariffs aren't. They're not making money. The other countries are making money out. We're just having to pay more here. So does every country? They're all tariff differently. Okay, that's what that was my question.

Like we're still, we're, we're not in any sort of trade war anymore. At least I haven't checked the news this morning. But as of yesterday, we kind of gave up on that for, quote, 90 days. I think they just realized it's a terrible idea. So now they're going to back. But now they're in kind of a little, you know, battle with China. But here's what China's going to do. China's going to, and this is going to suck for everybody.

China's going to go, we do, we no longer respect IP, meaning any product. And you can say, well, there's already fake stuff on the market. Not a lot. but China doesn't have they in their mind they can just go you know what we're Nike now Oh Intellectual property

Absolutely You know what we're Rawlings We're gonna make gloves And here you can't be another Rawlings You get sued by Rawlings Correct China can just go no no now We're going to be Apple

Another Apple And make exactly the same things Be lower quality And it just It's now into the market You know the difference They can make a ton of money.

And it muddies everything. DeValues. So that's basically what's happening right now. Okay. Yeah. I don't know. Like, do they... A 90-day suspension of most of the new tariffs.

But here's another thing, too, that's going to end up costing. Let's say, we're like, we want to, Apple wants to move, we're going to make iPhones here. And this sucks. But as we all have iPhones, you think Apple is going to be able to sell an iPhone for what it is now, already expensive, hiring Americans. at the price, let's just say minimum wage. When we're buying them from China or India, where they're paying like kids, a nickel an hour.

Oh, that's... Like, everything's going to be more expensive. Yeah. So the vast majority of iPhones are from China. And some Vietnam, some India. They flew in a bunch from India because they wanted to avoid some of the tariffs. India tariffs were lower,

but right now, after the suspension, it's different. But, yeah, look at Nikes. Look at iPhones. They have different regulations. regulations when it comes to labor. We ain't going to build a factory and then let nine-year-olds work for 14 hours, which I hate that they do, but I don't. That's their law. I mean, I still bomb my, you know. So, definitely complicated. Anybody that says they have all the answers, they don't, even the people that are making the rules don't, the people that are arguing with people making the

rules don't. There is a such thing as nuance. We do not abide by that term at all in the political climate, but they stopped because it was a disaster at how it was. We'll see what happens. But that's basically my kid explanation of a tariff and what's happening right now. That's great. Did you guys know what that was? Yes. I saw the prices were going to go up because of tariff, so I just assumed something was going on.

Well, that was true. Yeah. I mean, similar to Bobby's friend and I had a conversation with a friend the other day whose business, like they started in 2012, and a lot of their stuff is made there, and they're a small business. They have nine employees. And with the tariffs, they wouldn't be able to survive on the model they currently have. And they don't have a new plan yet.

So they don't really know how they're going to get through 2025 to keep their employees because it changes the price of everything. And they're in certain stores and those stores already bought them at a certain price. So then it just got really complicated for them. And I feel bad. But I'm like, did they not sit? I mean, I'm sure they do. But did they not like,

have little meetings and think like how this is going to affect like small businesses here. Did they not? Yes and no. I'm sure they do. Probably not worried about us. Well, let's give it a go anyway. Well, there's also infighting now within because like Elon Musk called Navarro an idiot. Navarro was like the main.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. But what's happening now is they've been suspended. If you want tariffs, you need them light and slow rolled, especially if it's like the benefit is we're going to build all this manufacturer. in America, well, that takes four, five, six, seven, eight years. The structures, we don't have the infrastructure to do that. We don't have the same labor laws that we're going to end up making money with. So we need these countries to be able to make this stuff or we don't get it cheap.

I have a question for you, Bobby. I may not know the answer, but go ahead. It's okay. I was reading this article is from a, I cannot say it for it. An economist? Yes. And they were talking about how the tariffs is really this kind of, situation to raise the inflation rates to provide a distraction. Lower inflation rates? No, like make the

inflation super high because the interest rates for our trillion debt is about to be up and they're about to have to refinance essentially. And so there's this huge debate going on of like are these tariffs kind of like a smoke in mirrors and this is what's happening. So he gets what he wants out of the debt that's happening with America and the like trillion dollars that were in debt. So, it's way more than a trillion. I'm not going to know the exact answer because I am not an economist at all, but inflation has deflated a bit.

Now, you need inflation. You just don't want a whole lot of inflation, but there's a purpose for inflation. But the current national debt's like $30 trillion right now. And I guess it's like up this year, something about that debt is up this year? there's like a debt that we have to pay right like companies have to do this like you have to pay even interest on so yes now how how they're think i don't know the strategy of making things go up or down

in order to fix that debt i've heard that theory as well but it was so above my head i didn't even google give me kindergarten version of it i know and i was just reading the article that's why i was like if you had any information because there was a lot of stuff in there that i didn't quite understand but what i got from it is that like okay this tariff conversation is so big and happening because basically he's trying to not owe as much money in the debt is kind of what I got from it. Well, you're going to owe the same amount. You know what? This is something I don't even feel comfortable tackling because I don't know enough about it to even be halfway presentable.

So that's a great question. I don't know. That one I don't know. They're in debt. We've got to get Dave Ramsey. Morgan, congrats. You stumped him. Oh, I definitely have an answer, but it's probably not right. Oh. I'm just because it's not an area of expertise for me or anywhere that I've spent a bunch of time reading about or even talking to people that are far more knowledgeable than me. I do know that our country is built on being in debt. Like we wouldn't exist if it weren't for debt.

Do you know why? I know why. Go ahead. Because if you owe someone money, they're not going to kill you. If you owe somebody money, they're going to, well, maybe not kill you. They want you to stay alive. They need you to stay alive. Yeah, so they can get their money back.

That's Alexander Hamilton. That was his whole theory. Like, let's go into debt. We want to owe people money because if we owe them money, they got to make sure that we stay functioning. We have to, that we stay a unit and living and breathing as a country because if we don't, they lose their money. So he was Secretary of Treasury, the first one. And that was a tool as far as strengthening stability because what provides stability in times of instability, people propping you up, which were the other places that we owed money to. that's pretty amazing to be the first person to think about that's the next level also his story's

wild like born in one of the islands down there not even in america yeah like grew up in poverty makes it to america like remarkable story um all right well Morgan I don't know that part and also I think there's a lot of people that are guessing I know and that's why I just wanted your really more your opinion because I read it and I was just like okay well this is a conversation but I just don't have enough information or even really people that talk about it because it's not like super common knowledge or it's not even that it's just like I get lost

in the minutia of even understanding what some of the terms are they're fighting about right that's the way I was with tariffs I'm like don't know what that means so yeah as of right now they've paused the tariffs that's good you saw a bounce back and again I think part of the argument can also be well people don't have a bunch of talks yeah

yeah I don't but whenever it comes to small businesses and people using those small businesses get affected, then the people can't use them for things like home renovations. So yes, it does all trickle down. But that's the deal. Hopefully my lemonade stand comparison made a little bit of sense.

So did we win? Is that why we paused them? It's because we won? I don't know what winning is and who's we? America. Because everything I read is all we won. These other countries are backing down. But did we really win?

Everybody screams their own. side, right? So the market is still below where it was before they announced the tariffs, as of right now. That doesn't mean it's not going to go higher. You have both sides on social media screaming their victory yell. As of now, I would say, no, we're still in the hole from where we were a couple weeks ago. That doesn't mean we're not going to be out of the hole. That doesn't mean we're not going to negotiate a better deal with China. That also doesn't mean China's not going to rip us a new one and steal everything we have. So the answer is there is no winner. Got it.

So Eddie, what we found out today, we may have been smart not doing that 401K, huh? Oh, or just not the right time, right? Well, no, I would say for about three or four days you guys benefited, but now it's back and so you got suck again. So now we should get back. Yeah, yeah. Now you suck again. Because most of it's back, yeah. I feel good because it's just like, well, what did you say?

Be cool. Oh, yeah, he's like, be cool. Just be cool. Just be cool. logged in, you would just be down. You'd be down some. You'd be like, man, it must have been like kind of a bad, bad situation here.

Like, wonder why I'm a 401k's down. I wonder, just some. If you looked like three days ago, you'd been like, oh my God. Freaking out. But I haven't looked today. When we're recording this, it's like right after the show,

like I can just give a look to a log in a mic. That would hurt, man, and like your say you look. Today's not been a good day. Oh, my gosh. Well, so the market. Let's see. So my personal

is up 0.13%. However, overall, it's fine. It's fine. I mean, it's down today, but it's not so much that you're freaking out. But again, I'm not the guy to come to for money advice. What about money guy over here? Lunchbox, he's got all the stocks. Like, you guys checked on those? You don't want to know. Even before the bottom out, the video was sucking.

Oh, man. So this is not why our lunchbox stock sucks. I don't know. It's pretty bad. Well, it didn't help it at all. Yeah, I know. but our nev we're probably back up to a little above even on nivitia now i mean we made in the hundreds but it was brutal for a while you guys were up and then it just were way up and then well then it tanked and that was before tariffs oh man let's check it out you want to hear it oh man it's maybe a gut

punch guys get ready amy are you okay i'm cool see there you go i'm already looking at it it's not that bad we're actually up oh you're quick on it already already I've been on it. I look at it every day. Oh, you do every day? I look at everything. I have. Every account. Every day. Sometimes multiple times a day. One, because I'm scared to death. I know, but. And two, because I want to see if I'm being scammed anywhere.

It's good. We're doing pretty good. We've got a plus 458 in Navidia. There you go. And our TKO stock is plus $48. That's pretty good. We bought TKO. Is that fighting? Yeah, that's the, When wrestling and UFC merged, that's when we bought. Okay.

And we did pretty well. That was my idea. But Academy Sports and Outdoors, we have lost a total of $8 on that. Are we all in that one, too? Yeah. Dang. Look at us. That's bad.

It's a weird time. We're about to balance back, buddy. That's weird. I bought a bat from there the other day. I feel it should be up. Oh, they don't know yet. Did you report it? It's baseball season.

Did you report that? Okay. My crypto is down, dude. I'm down 20 bucks. That's okay. It was way down, bro. It was way down. I bought a ton when it went way down, though. Oh, stressful, man. Oh, yeah. It's horrible. Yeah, when it went way down, I frigging jumped in balls first. Oh, you're crazy.

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My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place they come,

look for up and kind of, He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat.

Just hang in there. Yeah. It would not be... Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. This is the Bobby Bone Show. Bobby Boom.

My guy in Georgia called 911 earlier this year after his wife saw someone snooping around their house. And in the middle of the call here, the dispatcher ordering a McGrittle from McDonald's for breakfast. So I believe there's audio from this. It's Dylan Johnson talking. talking about his 911 call. This is from WTOC. Part of the actual call and then the Chatham County Commission Chairman talking about the breakfast order. Here you go. My wife called me while I was at work at about 9.30 and said someone, you know, was snooping around the house, knocking on the doors, banging on the windows and stuff. I was panicking because, you know, my wife is home alone with my

five-month-old daughter and I was, you know, coming home, not knowing what I was going to come home to. Uh-huh. Big riddle? Uh-huh. I'm sorry. What? should never happen. Your order and breakfast should be different from your answering a call, and the two should never intertwine. Yeah. Yeah. I got somebody here murdering me. Only one second. This is IOP. Oh, man. That's not good. You guys have any, Boisenberry? The Boisandberry's awesome. Yeah, the syrup. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's a crazy one. And 911, and 911, it's all public, which is how we can get the calls from when lunchbox calls 911, so

served right there. Although, if I'd have been the person, I'd have tried everywhere to delete that file. I'll be like, I don't know what happened to it. Yeah, I wonder if you can. And you probably get in trouble, but you're like, what's the trouble? Do I get in more trouble for, quote, accidentally deleting it or not knowing where it is? Or when it gets played, because I'm assuming they don't have their job anymore. Oh, delete it, man. During a 911 call, you call for breakfast?

What if they're already in the middle of their call? No, no, no. It doesn't matter. That's their job. Yeah, like that can wait. Hang up, hang up. B-Dub's on, who lives in Oregon and is on a bunch of the radio stations that we're on. and I was watching a video about his drive.

Hey, B.W, you're doing a motorcycle drive for charity again, right? Yeah, in June. And so how far is this drive again? We're going to shoot for, and by we, that's me and the motorcycle, are going to shoot for 5,000 miles in less than 10 days. 5,000, that's a lot of miles. That's 500 miles a day on a motorcycle. That's what I thought.

You got to be dialed in. Like, motorcycle, you can't zone out. That's true. Exactly what I was thinking. Like this is crazy focus to do 500 miles a day. And so who are you raising money for, BDoh? We're raising the money for Fisherhouse Foundation again this year, trying to do $25,000.

And before I ask any more questions, where can people go if they want to help out? So Bdub's Longest Ride.com is probably the easiest way. It links right to the Fisherhouse donation page. And it'll learn, you know, because more about what Fisherhouse does. They do free housing for military families when a loved one was in the hospital.

So just B-W, B-D-U-B-U-B-S-Longest Ride.com. And then B-W-Rady on Instagram. I've got links and stuff on there as well. We posted updates throughout the ride in June and then as I'm getting ready for it and stuff too. Because on the surface, it sounds fun and motorcycle ride across the country. Yeah.

Like, wow, you know, good for you. But then once you realize it's that many miles and that many days, and it's averaging 500 miles a day on a motorcycle where you've got to be super focused and dialed. I would imagine that day seven or eight your body is just a wreck. Have you done this length before? Last year I did five days and we hit 3,700 miles and covered 10 states. And lunch prices right, you've got to be dialed in.

There's no zoning out or, you know, it's really, really puts your ADHD to the test, selective ADHD, I guess, in my case. But, you know, you deal with weather and stuff, too, especially in June. You're still, you know, when you're going through the planes and through the mountains, you know, you could hit snow. Last year I rode through. Bobby, you've seen Midwest thunderstorms before where just the downpour and you can't see around you. Like, there's no stopping on a bike because you're in the element. So riding through that and it starts hailing and you're like, please don't let it be like Midwest golf ball size

as hail. Thankfully, it wasn't. But I rode through it all last year outside of snow. Thankfully, I didn't hit snow and ice. But yeah, it's an adventure. It's a lot of fun. And, you know, doing it for a great cause, like our military families just makes it all worth it. And yeah, you do, you do get tired at the end of day once that adrenaline wears off. B-dubs Longest Ride.com. I just wanted to highlight that for a second one, because it's crazy. I'm too scared to even get on a motorcycle. But he's going to do this for that many days for that long and for that purpose. So I just wanted to bring them off for a second and do a little publicity for that. Well, yeah, good luck. And do you have to get yourself in shape for this? I mean, I've lost since this time last year, almost 90 pounds. So I'm in a lot better

shape physically. It's more so the endurance on the bike and mentally being there because obviously you're not running or anything like that. But yeah, there's an element of, you know, staying hydrated and eating right. You eat a lot lighter when you're on distance riding because you don't want to get tired from that, you know, that food coma. You can go into a feet too much. And Bobby, you know, I can come through Nashville. You could, you could come with me on the back. We'll re-remake dumb and dumber on a bigger bike. And, you know, I get 40 miles to the gallon so we could literally do that line going through the Rockies if you want. The worst part of that is not me actually hugging on B-Dob because I actually wouldn't mind that. It would just be being on a motorcycle

being scared to death the whole time. Like that would be the worst. Just because drivers are idiots, not motorcycle drivers, but like car drivers are on their phones and they're idiots. So motorcycle drivers have to look out for not only themselves, they have to watch other people being idiots. You don't realize how many people are distracted until you're the only one paying attention on the road, and it's like, yeah, people are texting, and I saw a guy shaving one time while driving. It's insane in the amount of stuff you see when you have, you know, the vantage point of the

motorcycle being out in the open and having to really pay extra close attention. But it's a lot of fun, too. Awesome. We're rooting for you. I just want to talk to you for a second. I hope you have a great rest of the day, man. Thanks for checking in. Appreciate it.

There's B-Dub. On a lot of our stations that we're on, we don't work for the same company, but we do work on a lot of the stations, and I've known him for a long time. I just saw the motorcycle. He didn't even ask to come on, but I saw a pop up on my social media

and I was like that. I wonder if that little thing, that little spot, for guys that's like in between their balls and their bull, I wonder, because that hurts when you ride a bike for the first time in a long time?

Yeah. It hurts bad. Same thing with a motorcycle? I don't know. That's what I'm asking. But does it hurt if you ride for a long time? The seats are very different. I don't know.

But does it hurt? Probably after a while it hurts. That's a painful thing. Oh, they're my tailbone. And it shakes. Don't forget the motorcycle. So it's got to mess with your skin. What do you call that part of your body, Amy?

I'm not sure. Well, there's a something that guys call it. I know what we call. It rhymes with paint. Yeah, I know I've heard of that. Let me just do a quick search. Oh, that's not medical? I don't know what that part is medically called.

but the word rhymes of paint that we would, like, what hurts my paint, but it's not paint. Scooby just gave me another word. And it may be regional, too. I have a different word here. Oh, okay. Okay. What is this? What is this?

I'll show it to you. So I have a name. That's what Scoobo said, Chode. Okay. Oh, it's called the same thing for both of us. But the word is perennium. Perennium, yeah. So, okay, so the medical term is perennial.

Like a flower? Yeah. Perinium. Okay, I'll read you this medical. The perennial. of the skin between the anus and the external genitalia. It's made up of muscles, connective tissue, and nerves. And I wonder if it's like, you know how supermarkets,

grocery stores are named different places. In Texas, it was H-E-B. We had piggly-wiggly and food for less in Arkansas. I wonder if, like, in the south, it's taint. If, in Texas, in Florida, it's chode. In Australia, it's nocha. And I'm here in Mexico, it's something else too. I always heard Gooch.

Gooch. Gooch is, okay. Wait, isn't that Gwyneth Paltors thing? No, that's goop. And don't get that confused with cooch. Those can be confusing as well. But yeah, my question was,

does that hurt on a motorcycle? I don't know. A recent study says you should only eat while the sun's up. This is from Medical Express. A recent study from Mass General Brigham suggests that for nightship workers, eating only during

daytime hours may help produce heart risks associated with their schedules. The researchers say that aligning your meals with the body's natural circadian rhythm helps prevent cardiovascular problems. And again, they go into very much the people who are working through the night, but also generally, people in the day,

you can have multiple meals, but they're like, just eat when the sun's up. So in the summer, you get to eat longer. Exactly, my point, daylight savings. Daylight savings is adjusting when I can eat cereal. It said normal, what is it, circadian rhythm? I wonder if any families, like, just from the beginning of life,

they just decide, you know what, we're going to stay awake at night and fall asleep during the day. Interesting. You mean without having to like guard the cave. Yeah. Because I could understand if you had to do like caveman security, you know, you garden the cave from animals.

You're up all night. Sure, that's your circadian rhythm. But I would think that would not, here would be my argument that no, generally, because it's darker and easier to sleep because there's not external light, right? We sleep in dark rooms. We can fall asleep easier when there's not light pounding in our face.

So my guess would be, had there ever, I'm sure. Vampires. maybe. But no. And the reason would be, I think, because our circadian circuitous set, that way is the sun is up, it's light pounding on us. It keeps us awake. Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaking of vampires, and I can't say vampires, I watch the movie. It doesn't come out until next Friday. It's called Senors. Not a horror movie guy. But we're going to have Ryan Coogler on the show next week, and he wrote, directed Black Panther. Creed wrote Creed 1, directed the other ones,

and then did sinners and wrote it, and Michael B. Jordan's in it. And it's difficult watching the movie because they were like, here's the account. And first of all, I don't want to have to watch movies. I'm not a movie guy. Just in general, not a movie guy. It's got to be pretty earth-moving to get me

to even sit and watch a movie because I feel like I don't have that kind of patience. Or if I do, I'm going into it, I'm going into them to go, I'm going to give this thing an hour and 10 minutes and I'll finish the next the next day. Which is why movies being like two and a half hours. Oh. So Scoba's like, well, they've already promised you to watch the movie.

And I'm like, why? I don't agree. Like, don't co-sign. And so they're like, but if you do, he'll come on. If you don't, he won't come on. I'm like, well, that'd be pretty cool to get that interview. So I get in, scuba sends me this account. And he's like, here, log in. You can watch it there. And it's on my account.

It's on my phone. And so I told my wife, hey, we're going to watch this movie called Sinners. It's a horror movie. I don't like horror movies. I said, so let's watch it. Speaking of the sun, let's watch it before it gets dark because I have nightmares. And so I think if I watch it in the daytime, it'll be longer before I go to bed. And I won't be thinking there's whatever's in this movie, which I don't even know what it is outside, but to kill me.

So we sit down and I log into the account. I have to log in. It's like screw with Steve 101 and pet in the password and boom, go in. Hit Screen Mirror from a phone up. Will not Screen Mirror. This movie, because of rules and regulations, will not. And I'm like, well, I'm not watching this movie on my phone. I don't even watch full TV shows on my phone.

So I text Scoba, hey, can we get this screen mirror? He's like, yeah, I'll send you another, another login. Log in again. No screen mirroring. So I'm like, I'm out, I'm not watching the movie. Because I'm not going to watch it on my phone. I don't want to watch it anyway. I was already annoyed.

I was looking for any reason not to watch it. And Scooba goes, well, you can hardwire your computer into your TV. I'm like, 2003? What are we doing here? He said, get read to come over and hardwired in your TV. Well, none of our TVs have like a, we're not on a shelf anywhere. They're all on a wall. So I don't have a way to hardwire anything into the television.

And I'm surely not going to hardwire my phone. I don't know how to do that. But also, that's my phone. I'm my baby. So I'm like, we're out. Not watching the movie. And so I had started watching White Lotus. I was cramming in all the White Lotus on my iPad.

And I was like, you know what? I will watch the first half on my iPad is I'm on the treadmill walking. And I'll do the second half. the next day on my iPad. So by this time, the movie had expired. So I was all set up, ready to go. I'd roll my sleeves up. I'd set aside time. I'm going to go walk for an hour on the

iPad. Watch the movie. Log in. SD 101. Put it in. Boom. There's no movie in this folder. I'm like, Dear God. This is the horror movie now, me being annoyed by this whole process. Them agreeing that I'm going to watch a movie. Two, only being able to watch watch it on my phone. Three, can't get it on my television. Four,

it's not even the account anymore. So I hit Scoob up. there's nothing in here. He's like, okay, let me get you another movie. So, sends it to me again. I'll log in again. S. Steve 101. Pull it up on my iPad. Start walking. It starts playing. The movie pops up and it's because of how it shot the top third of the screen, the bottom third of the screen on the iPad

are black. Now in the theater you're not going to see black. It's going to cover the whole screen. But on my iPad, it's only covered in the middle part of the iPad. And I'm like, oh my God. How am I going to watch this? and I've already made it the full screen. So I've done the button to make to, so it's not even that it's like partial screen. And so there's a countdown and it's like cannot be shown. I get it. They don't want the movie coming out.

And then all of a sudden, big overlay letters over the screen are the words scuba Steve. I watched the whole movie with scuba Steve's name over the front of the screen. No, no. It's not distracting at all. So if that movie, that's not anywhere, they would know it's him. But I'm now after like. Like seven tries of getting this thing on, watching and thinking of scuba Steve the entire time.

Because his name is written over the front of the screen. And so I'm watching the movie. I'm walking. I like Michael B. Jordan. He plays twins in the movie. But also it's listed as a horror movie, so I'm like, I don't know what to even think.

Because, like, what do horror movies do now? I think of like Jason and Freddie and stuff. And I liked it. It's good. I didn't like to have to watch it on my iPad. I would rather watch it on screen. And then I don't like have to watch Scuba Steve's name the whole time because I'm just irritated the whole time.

looking at him, not only because his name is covering the screen, but because of the five steps we had to get to this point. But I walked for like an hour and a half because I was like, oh, I'm still into it. And then I finished watching it that night, even though I decided to split it in half. And there are vampires in it. And I didn't know if we could say that, but we can. But it's cool. It's not what I think of as a horror movie.

Horror movie to me are like, like behind corners and knives and stuff. Yeah. The most horrific part was Scoobo Steve's name over the top of the screen the whole time. So it was good. So can we watch that version? The Scoobo Steve version? I don't think so. It's probably out of the account by now.

But it's out not this weekend. Next weekend. Yeah. And I gave it four out of five blues guitars. Oh. It's music based? There's a lot of music in it. And for me, that's high considering I had to watch it behind Scooby Steve's name on a smaller screen.

All that was annoying. I think that took it down a half star. Oh, no. Just the environment. But I think you guys would like it even if I feel like defining it as horror to me as someone who doesn't know what current horror is felt a bit misleading because it was way smarter than that. Would you agree? Yeah, I wouldn't even call it a horror movie, but I watch horror movies all the time. Yeah, it's good.

I think you guys would like it. I'm not saying go to the theater. I'm not saying not go to the theater. I'm not a theater guy because I don't like being around people with their phones up the whole time. But you should, you guys will like it. Oh, I feel like, yeah, my daughter would love it. watch it. Why are we Jordan just like the dude? He's awesome, huh? He's so good.

He's awesome. Let's do, Ray, give me voicemail number three. I was curious what's going on with Ray and his 12 babies. And sorry I've already talked about this and I missed it, but I was just curious. Ray, when she says 12 babies, will you kind of remind everybody

what's up? My wife had her eggs frozen. They were able to harvest 23 of them and they are now frozen in a clinic at Vanderbilt. And my actually works there and checks on them every day for us. So they are good. Checks on them every day.

Like what? Yeah, but what does that mean? Yeah. So just the update is they're still there. Yeah, the update is I've started to realize, not to get too deep into it, I really don't think we're supposed to be grandparents. So we may have kids when we're 60. I would then be able to see my kids off at 20 years old.

I would pass away in my 80s. And then I just wouldn't see my grandkids. But I can have kids when I'm retired. So there's really no rush. That's the beauty of getting your eggs harvested. I wonder where it was going with the grandparent thing, but I see he's just, he's just saying they're just going to wait. Okay. Yeah. Because he doesn't want to be a grandparent? Maybe it's just not the time right now. Yeah, yeah, I'm definitely not prepared for that. The cat's kind of just way too much right now. For a parent, I don't think I could be a parent. When my nephew comes, I mean, I get, I get P-Oed at him about 10 minutes into him.

Oh, yeah, that's a problem. Yikes, 10 minutes. Well, also, but you didn't get to grow as a parent like they grew as a person. Correct. Yeah, okay. Give me one more. Give me that. Number four. Listen to Lunchbox explaining him getting hit on the highway. I highly recommend they'll get dash cams on your car. I got hit two years ago, and I got to submit that dash cam footage to the insurance people,

and they had to pay for every little bit of my repairs. Good advice right there. I like when someone gives advice and says that was good advice. I can respect it. I've seen people with dash cams. I don't know. It's not that I'm anti it. I just am not going to go to the process.

It seems like a lot of Taking stuff out And it wouldn't be filming behind me What it'd be filming in front of me You can have both I've seen And Uber drivers will have that sometimes Yeah

Because unruly passengers It's probably a great idea to do I just Am not going to put forth the effort I don't think And then regret that I didn't At some point as well Okay

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