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Episode Date: August 27, 2026

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Hey, this is Hayes Davenport. And Sean Clements. We host the podcast, Hollywood Handbook. Each week, we talk to someone in show business and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us. Everyone has a good time, and no one gets mad at their publicists

for letting them do our show. We've had a lot of great guests like Sarah Sherman, Adam Scott, Danny McBride, Ben Stillard, and a lot of other big shots that wouldn't be where they are without us. Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. I survived nine months in captivity, and I've spent my life exploring how other people survive what should have destroyed them.

I'm Elizabeth Smart, and these are the Survivor Files. Every week, I'm with survivors who live through the unthinkable, abducted, stalked, controlled, and nearly silenced. These are stories about what it takes to make it out alive. Listen to the Survivor Files with Elizabeth Smart on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast. or wherever you get your podcasts. On the new podcast, Solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman. I can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle. I chose option B.

I'm Julie Pinero, and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first. I'm on a mission to reclaim the word Solita, trading the pity for possibility. Listen to Solita on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Thursday show. Morning studio. Morning. Yesterday we spent the whole show talking about Dolly. And it felt right. And we just kind of revisited a lot of the stuff.

We posted a lot of clips. And it was weird to see what went viral. But some of the cool stories, there were two specifically from our show that went super viral yesterday. One was that she didn't know Whitney Houston. recorded her song, I will always love you, until she heard it on the radio, and she was driving and she had to pull over, and she told this on our show. So I sent it, and I hadn't heard anything more about it until I heard it driving from my office to my house in Brentwood. I just heard Whitney saying, if I did the a cappella part,

and it was just, it wasn't ringing track. I thought, what, that's weird. And it was only when she went into the course of it that I will always love you, that I realized what I was listening to, and it was so overwhelming I almost read. And I have to honestly say that is one of the biggest thrills and one of the most overwhelming feelings I've ever had about anything in my life. So I guess, Dolly was listening to like a mix station?

Yeah. Or like a pop station? If she just listened to the radio and that comes on, but also crazy to hear your song being sung by somebody else and you know she has it, but you haven't heard anything about it. And then you don't even hear when they finish it? You only hear when it's played on the radio? Yeah, that's crazy to me.

It's pretty wild. The other clip of ours that went super viral was this one. And we've talked about this before, but how she wrote Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same exact day? You wrote this to the same day? Yeah, I believe so. It was writing that writing period of time because I remember all my paperwork and like they came out pretty close, you know, at the same time. So everybody said, boy, what was you taking? That was a good, that was a good writing day. If you want to hear this show yesterday, the full tribute show, it is up on the podcast. Just go search for the Bobby Bone Show. Anonymous inbox

Anonymous inbox There's a question to be had Amy, this has your name on it Okay All right, hello Bobby Bones I'm a mom with a 15-year-old daughter She was invited to go on a beach vacation For Labor Day weekend with her boyfriend

And his family They invited her to come along And his parents will be there the entire time Would you let your 15-year-old go Would you put your foot down and say no? Signed, overprotective mom Oh, I think I would just want to get to know the parents, and it would be fine with me. If I knew the parents, I would be totally okay with that.

Wow. That's crazy. And the parents are going to be there the whole time. Yeah. Yeah, 15, 16. Is she? No. I can't.

Guys, the parents are going to be there the whole time. Boyfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend, Amy. Boyfriend, girlfriend. Like, they like each other. They're going to. But the parents are going to be there the whole time. But are they going to be there there the whole time? Well, that's why I want to get to know the parents a little bit.

And if I feel like there are certain parents where I might be like, okay, yeah, probably not. And there are other parents or be like, absolutely. Okay, so here's the thing. Let me throw this. If you don't already know these parents and your kids have been boyfriend, girlfriend,

and they're 15 or so, isn't that kind of a weird thing? Like, if they've been together a long time, maybe you would already know the parents. Yeah, I agree. I think they've had opportunities because they're not driving yet. So you still are picking up, dropping off. They're coming over.

You're getting to know them. As I'm thinking of like, if my daughter had a boyfriend at 15, and we were doing a beach vacation, I might be like, okay, would he want to come? Wow, good for you. But I know what kind of parents we would be. But also a beach vacation too.

Oh my gosh. Okay, y'all are acting like it's totally. Totally what? Party time. It's the beach. What about games around the table, like cookouts, like walks on the beach, like boat trips? Like it could be a fun experience.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just spending the night. night, 15. Yeah, I have a scenario for you when everyone goes to sleep. Yeah, you're sleeping over here. You padlock the door? Yeah, you have to do something. We don't have to padlock the door, but just, I mean, all the dad needs to do is make a few threats. I feel like dads do that anyway and still stuff happens. Sure. Okay, but that's why I went to you. You would say, I would say if I feel comfortable enough with the parents, yes, if I do not, which yes, there are parents where I would not. So it's circumstantial. It's case by case. All right. Call me a sexist if you want. If I had a 15 year old son and the family was like,

hey, you can come with us because you're, her, his girlfriend and we're the family, I wouldn't mind letting the son go. If I had a daughter, no chance. I do have a daughter, but a 15 year old daughter. But if the family's awesome. What if it's like Caitlin's type of parents? They're awesome. No. What? Y'all are crazy. No, it's not. And it's not even the parents, Amy, in the situation. It's the kids. I don't trust the kids. I don't trust a single kid. Okay. But I went to you. Y'all are robbing them of an opportunity of a cool family vacation.

They're 15. We are robbing them of teen pregnancy. Boom. No. Oh my gosh. Wow. You can set up such, you can have boundary. It doesn't mean they're going to have a chance to do it.

There's always a chance to do it. Hey, I've seen that there's always a chance. No, what? There are things you can do. Especially at the beach. Yeah. Thank you for the email. Amy says,

Let it rip. No. Amy says send them no rules. See how you feel about the parents. Get them their own condo. That's not what I'm saying. All right. Close it up.

I want to do that story about the woman whose dad died. Have you guys seen this on the internet about she, her dad had like taking a much money from bank? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So I'm going to read you this story. And I want you to tell me what you think about her as a daughter. Okay? I read this yesterday.

Theodore Ted Conrad worked as a vault teller at the Society of the Society of, National Bank in Cleveland, Ohio, starting in 1969. On that day, July 11th, 1969, he finished his shift. He stuffed $215,000 in cash into a paper bag, and he left the bank. He was never seen again as Ted Conrad. Now, that money that he stole in 1969, which was over $200,000, today would be worth $1.8 million. So you got a real live bank robbery here.

Investigators chased leads across the country for decades. They put him on America's Most Wanted. They had him on Unsolved Mysteries. So he was gone. People then thought maybe he was dead. He then resurfaced under a new identity, Thomas Randall in Massachusetts. He sold luxury cars. He married, raised a daughter.

His daughter was Ashley. Ashley didn't know anything of the life that her dad had led before he changed his name. In 2021, he was dying of cancer. And so he told Ashley, his daughter, the whole story. He said, I'm going to tell you this. And I want you to know authorities are still looking for me, but don't tell anybody. And so he said his real name, but all of this in trade that she wouldn't write about it or talk about it. She agreed.

He told her everything. He died. She went and searched and found everything about him. And then she's doing a podcast about it now. Oh, interesting. Oh, idiot. it. So after he had this talk with her on his deathbed, he died a couple months later.

She's figuring it all out. And so now she's doing a podcast, smokescreen, my fugitive dad. How do you feel about her? Interesting. Is she going to be responsible for any of this money? No. She did nothing wrong. Yeah.

I think that, and she promised him I'm not going to do anything? Mm-hmm. Like. Well, while he's alive, right? That's what that means. Or did he mean like when I die? Never? Mm-hmm.

He said, I will give you my real name and the story on one condition. Don't look into it. Did he wink? I don't say anything about a wink. Don't look into it. She broke the promise. Yes, she did. I don't know their relationship.

I would have to know the details of how close they were. And if... But he said, don't tell. I know. And then he died and she told. But then she probably, yeah, well, she looked into it. And then she was probably fascinated. And she was like, wow, this is a crazy story.

I don't blame her. Yeah, I would have done it too. Yeah. I would have told. I would have done it. I would wait until he died, though. I wouldn't have turned him in alive. Correct.

But I would wait until he died, gave it a breath. And then you'd never believe this. Yeah. This is the story of my dad. It is crazy. He walked out. It's a, nobody got hurt. Dude, crazy, he got, I mean, he never got caught.

He just disappeared. You shouldn't steal. I'd like to say that. No. No, no. You shouldn't rob banks. I like to say that. I think it's different though as well

you'd have to approach it differently if he'd kill people and change his name. I think the crime affects how you tell the story but we're all just kind of fascinated by this. It's a bank robbery. Without guns. He didn't go in.

Yeah, he just stuck it in a bag and left. Actually, I think it makes your dad kind of look like a baller. For sure. You're honoring your dad. You know what? Matter of fact, yes, homage. You are paying homage to your father. And if he did that, don't you think

there's probably other things that he did? He'd have told him. on his deathbed. But my question is, aren't you taking a risk that maybe you got an inheritance of $100,000 and they say, hey, $100,000, that's how much he stole from the bank. That's our money. Sorry, sucker. Probably a statute of limitations on bank robbery. We could probably Google that and see. Because if it happened in 1969 or 70 or whatever, I would bet you once you make 25 years or so, they probably... I don't know, bank robbery is pretty serious.

Yeah. I bet a bank robbery, though, with no guns drawn at people, is different than a bank robbery with guns. They're a little more lenient on you? Mike, what do you see? I see five years. Statue limitations five years? That's it.

You hide for five years. You come back out in the open. So if you rob a bank, and five years later you're free? Well, you're free to not go to jail for it. Jeez, that's pretty good brisk. That's not bad. That's the crime you should do.

For five years, you've got to run for five years. Let's do that bit. Oh, my goodness. Do it, Lunchbox. Six years in California. Did you see Mr. Beas try to do the run from the cops video, Mike? Yeah. Where they got in a van and they got the head starred.

They got a hundred cops trying to get them. And they got him, right? Well, I don't want to spoil it. I got them. I'm sure they got them. But he spent. a ton of money in months getting ready, putting cameras up.

That's cool. Yeah, it was really cool. But I don't know if we're supposed to be mad at the daughter or not. I'm not mad at her. I'm not mad at her. I mean, selling out your dad. Your dad tried to after that he lived a different life. He was upstanding and now you're just ruining his reputation and everything he asked you not to do, you're doing it. It's like, man, if you can't trust your daughter, who can you trust? You sold him out. I feel like that kind of helps his reputation.

Yeah. Would you really look at someone that Robbed a bank how many years ago? Robbing? I don't feel like it's the right word. It is, though. He robbed a bank. I know, but rob the bank, though, feels like he's going with a gun to go,

everybody get down. Okay, he stole money from a bank. He stole money from a bank. what he did was not legal, but I feel like that's different than in our minds. What's a bank robbery? Oh, and you walk in the floor.. Here's a note. serious. Berkeley versus robbery.

And I get it. I think it's cool like what he did. Like, I'm really stealing robbery involves like threatening or hurting somebody. I think it's if someone else is present. Yeah. Like I think it's cool what he did. Like I'm not mad that he rod to bank without, you know, no one got hurt. He didn't threaten anybody. But when your

dad asked you not to say something, it's like, okay, you know what I mean? Like, he was a crook though. So what's he going to mind if you crook out a little later. And what's it care he's dead? That's true too. So, yeah, shows you got the podcast. It's called again, smokescreen, my fugitive dad. It's

pretty cool. How long does that podcast last? Like, once you tell the story, I don't even I think you then turn it into other people who have had families with bank rob. If it were me doing that show, it would turn into that. Talk to other people who have robbed banks, have known, tell stories of great bank robberies, they still haven't solved. That's smart, because

it was my idea. I'd be like, all right, one episode podcast. And that's, how about changing your identity, though? Yeah. Like, that's also kind of cool. Damn, getting away with it. Just getting away with it, living a whole second life with the full family having to keep that secret. When do you trust it? You can tell your current wife. When you're dying. I don't know if the mom knew. I don't think so. Then he may have never told her. Right. And the daughter told her through a podcast called My Secret Live. Okay.

It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Stephanie Crespo was doing some relaxing on her couch. Had a bowl of ice cream with frozen strawberries in it, when all of a sudden one of those strawberries gets lodged in her throat, and she's like, can't tell her kids what's wrong. She just keeps pointing. And her nine-year-old daughter goes, oh, she's choking.

Give me over here. Goes, ah! Huah! Heimlich maneuver, gets that strawberry out, saves her mom's life. And here's the crazy part. Her mom, a couple hours is like, hey, how did you learn how to do that? She goes, oh, mom, you know how you always tell me to stay off YouTube? I was on YouTube and I saw a video on it.

That's how I learned. Got her. Got her with that. I'm not supposed to be doing it, but I was doing it and it saved your life. Crazy a nine-year-old can do the heimlich on an adult. The strength. I was thinking to the same thing that a nine-year-old would have the strength. Unless the mom is small or the nine-year-old is quite large and strong.

Great story. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Behind every night spent making the kids lunches, there's a lot of suspense. Will they finally? eat the veggies. Will the pesto survive the first bite? Will the lunchbox come home empty, half full, or

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Bell, connection is everything. Hey, this is Hayes, Davenport. And Sean Clements. We host the podcast Hollywood Handbook on the Big Money Players Network. Our show is extremely accessible to first time listeners. Each week, we talk to someone in show business, aka the biz, and

try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us. Everyone has a good time and no one gets mad at their publicists for letting them do our show. We've had a lot of great guests like Sarah Sherman, not that great. Actually, can you help me shape this? How about we flip it on his head?

How about we flip this around? What is the surprise woman? who actually you think is the straight man is actually the one who's acting weird. Adam Scott, this entire time you've been expecting Adam Sandler to come to visit the show. I would never expect. I would never set expectations for something like that to happen. If the universe allows for something like that to happen, I'm open to it. I'm always going to accept.

You know, Danny McBride, fine. Yeah, it's all this fragile masculinity exuding. I could smell it walking down the hallway, to be honest with you. I was like, I was like, is that weed? Nope, it's fragile masculinity. Ben Stiller, no. Because a lot of times out of context, people don't get it or even know what a circle is. You know what I mean?

Like, you're like, oh, what's a state. Everyone's so dumb. And fake. Right, fake and also not interested or just like, oh, I've got my life. I don't care about your life. and a lot of other big shots that wouldn't be where they are without us. Oh, and by the way, Will Ferrell told us personally he loves the show and he wants to be a guest on every episode, but he's just so busy.

Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On the new podcast Solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman. I can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle. I chose option B. I'm Julie Pinero, and I travel by my... because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first. I'm on a mission to reclaim the word solita, trading the pity for possibility. Every time I tried to be alone, I kept meeting people and they were like,

you smiled at us. Not a lot of people smile around here. It's when you're alone that you're most receptive to the world as it is and not the lies you're sold about it. It can be a time where you push your limits, change your mind, or wake up to a new version of yourself. So whether you're a solo travel veteran or you're too nervous to book your first trip, I hope you listen to Solita on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm Mangashit together, and I'm back with a new season of the podcast, Skyline Drive. This time I'm diving into a rabbit hole of peptides, organoids, blood boys, blue zones, and brain replacement to try to understand what this longevity obsession is all about. and what it really means to live forever, for all of us. I learned about some rad science.

I can make a brain for you, and then we can test what draw is the best for your brain, as opposed to his brain. Here are some hard truths. I would expect Indians to age faster, but I did not expect it to be almost a four-to-five-year acceleration. And get myself into a world of trouble. I'd say probably start bone smashing. That doesn't work. To make it look more defined. They say it works.

I don't know. Listen to Skyline Drive, How to Live Forever on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm going to give you three actors. You tell me the movie that they all were in. Okay, for example, Richard Geard, Julia Roberts, and Jason Alexander. That would be Pretty Woman.

Good. All right, we have five of these. Number one. Christian Bale Heath Ledger Maggie Jillinghall They all started one movie together Can you name that movie?

Amen Christian Bail, Heath Ledger Maggie Jillenhall Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Three seconds I'm in for the win Lunchbox? The Dark Night

Eddie? The Dark Night. Amy? The Dark Night. What did you have? The Joker? Because Heath Ledger's was that guy? Because he played.

played the Joker in the night. Right, and so I just went to that, and then I was like, wait, that's not the name of the movie. Right, next up, Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore. I'm in. Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore. I'm in. I'm in for the win. Lunchbox? A few good men. Eddie? A few good men. Amy? A few good men. Correct. Matt Damon, Robin Williams,

Ben Affleck. I'm in. Matt Damon. Robin Williams, Ben Affleck. I'm in for the win. Eddie? Goodwill hunting. Lunchbox?

How do you like them apples? Goodwill hunting. Amy? Goodwill hunting. Correct. Next up. Robert Downey Jr. Terrence Howard,

Jeff Bridges. What? Robert Downey Jr. Terrence Howard. Jeff Bridges. The heck is that. Which one? Jeff Bridges

Three seconds I'm in I'm in Lunchbox Iron Man Eddie Iron Man Amy

Iron man Correct Wow they're in there Terrence Howard's in that I don't know I knew he was He played the military guy I didn't know who Jeff Bridges was

though in it Was he He was the villain Oh really? Yeah Man I've seen that a long time Decaprio

Tom Hardy Joseph Gordon Levitt What movie where they all in together. Leonardo DiCaprio. Tom Hardy. Joseph Gordon Levitt. Who is Tom Hardy, but I'm in for the win.

Lunchbox. Inception. Eddie. I have the Revenant. Amy? Wolf of Wall Street. It is the Woonception. Tom Hardy also plays Bain.

Oh, the guy with the mask on his face. Gosh. Natalie Portman. Oh, we're doing more? Yeah, dude. Oh, he said five. Oh, did I say five? All right.

If I said five, he wins on the fifth one. There he is. Okay, if you answer yes to at least five of these questions, you're a bad driver. Are you ready for this? Okay. If you answer yes to at least five of these questions,

you are a bad driver. Number one, have you gotten two or more speeding tickets ever? Yes. No. Have you ever caused another car accident? What does that mean? If you have to ask that, I think it's yes. No.

Does it mean you caused it and you were in it? Hall like you're like Yes that could be it too It could be you were in it and you made someone Like the time when I was 16 I was on I 35 and I was eating my jelly toast and I hit the car in front of me That's an accident

And I caused it and I had to throw my toast in my console Because I was embarrassed Have you ever caused another car accident? Would that be what she's saying That's just being in an accident? Okay see that's not me I didn't do that Okay got I've never done that So that's a no for you?

That's a no for me Have you had a curb in the last year? A curb? Amy, the answer is yes Well, that's why I was making sure you said that because doesn't everybody hit curves daily? I haven't.

What, in the last year? I don't think so. You haven't hit a curb. Before I had an SUV, I did hit a couple. I can't see. That's why I ended up getting an SUV. But I don't think I have. Dang, I've messed up my rim

with the pulling into my ex-husband's driveway. I was picking up the kids and dang, I scraped it bad. It has this weird curb thing on his driveway and I hit it. It's like a, I don't even know what it is but now it makes me mad. Do you use your phone while driving?

Sometimes. That would be yes. Because my maps. I'm going to have to say yes on that one too because one maps and two, if I'm in a light I'll pick it up so I think that's going to count here sadly. So I'm going to go one. You keeping you up for yours?

Yep. Have you ever backed into a part? car or object. In the last how many years? It just says period. Yes. Okay, I have not. Yes, I have.

I could start naming the items. Do passengers that ride with you tell you to slow down or speed up? No. Can we answer that one? No. No. No. No.

Do you avoid parallel parking because you're bad at it? I am an excellent parallel parker. Have you ever been honked at and immediately knew you were in the wrong? Yes. Has someone ever refused to let you drive because they didn't trust you? Yes, but that's not fair. I'll answer that one too, yes. Yes.

I have one on my scoreboard. And you drive too slow. People tell you speed up. That's not a question. Nobody rides with me and says speed up. Because nobody rides with me. We pass you on the highway and we're like speed up. But you don't ride with me.

How many did you have? Six. If you answered yes to at least five of these questions, you're a bad driver. Gosh, Amy, you just beat it. No, five means bad. That six means worse. Oh, gosh. I mean, hitting a curb.

I saw you a bad drive. No, it doesn't by itself, but when you add the other four to five, it does. You know? Come on. So you are a bad driver. No, we took a driver test here, and I was the best driver in the whole studio. We took a, like, a tactical driving test. With a driver's and teacher.

In a very small area, and you won that, yes. Yes, and you knew the teacher. Yeah, you knew the teacher. You spent money. You hired the teacher. No, I reached out to, no, I don't know him. all. It was where my kid took driver's ed, so I said, I'll reach

out and see if they'll come in. And he even said that in his analysis. Well, I mean, Amy did pay me for her kid to go. He was joking. There's something called a food divorce. Would you consider getting a food divorce because they say more couples should eat different food or

eat separately when they live together? Did you guys do that before you're real divorce? No. No. I didn't know. Well, I mean, we'd have to. I could see if you have different dietary needs how it might be helpful. We food divorce constantly. We're probably food divorce five nights a week. I'm coming in a different time. We got a new baby. I have to eat completely weird food.

No dairy at all. I guess my wife eats weirder food because she has a pretty severe autoimmune disease, so she can't have a lot of foods that give her inflammation. So yeah, we kind of have a separation. Well, they're calling it food divorce. But you guys are just separated. Like there's sleep divorce. But we get back together. And now there's. food divorce? It's for couples with different tastes, diet, schedules, or cravings. What about sleep divorces? Would you guys like to sleep in a different bed with your wife if it was allowed? I used to hate the idea of it. And now as you get older and you realize how important sleep is, I just want us to name it something else. It doesn't have to be called sleep divorce and food divorce.

Like, I don't like having the D word, you know, around. Divorce. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. sleep camp would you like to be a sleep camp with your wife each night like a different bedroom would you like your own bedroom Eddie no I like sleeping with my wife

you get your own bedroom the posters you put up whatever you want you do my trophy you do whatever you want my whole trophies can go up on there whatever you want and some nights you could stay together if you wanted oh that's like a sleepover yeah like maybe on the weekends you have work in the morning

during the week you go to your other bed. When a house that we lived in before this one, when we moved in, they had two master bedrooms and it was kind of weird. We said, why? They said, well, because they didn't sleep in the same room. Oh, wow.

I get it. They'd been married for a long time, but he had a room and she had a room. No way. We didn't adhere to their plan. But yeah, lunchbox? No, I need to sleep with my wife because, I mean, you know what I'm saying. You didn't say anything. But you know what I'm saying.

You know what I'm saying. Go to your own room. It doesn't mean that. whatever you're saying doesn't happen. But sometimes it's like on the weekends or whatever, she likes to wake up and that's when she... Okay. What are you doing? I'm just telling you.

Okay. What are you doing? Okay. Question. You know, some people, and this may not be first marriage stuff, this could be more second marriage. People living in separate houses. That's wild. So it's not even just separate rooms.

It's like we're married, but yeah, they live at their place. and I live at mine. It feels like that's just for the tax break. Like you're only married because, I don't know, doesn't feel like a real marriage if you're living together. But you could say that about bedrooms too. I think right now, no, but ask me in 10 years. I think my wife may be the one that wants a different room more than me,

just because my schedule is odd. And I think I wake her up a lot rolling in and out of bed early in the morning. If my alarm clock happens to go off, I know this morning, I slept until my alarm, which almost never happens. And it's so much earlier than she wakes up. And it went, br-oh. saw it wake her up. Oh, dang.

So because our schedules are so different, much like the food divorce, or sorry, food camp. Food camp, thank you. If we did bed camp, I think it would benefit her more than me because of the odd hours that I have. I mean, marriage evolves. Like, think, you know, there used to be people get married at 14, and that was very normal. Now we're like, can you believe people used to get married and, you know, trade animals and whatnot. And now...

What did you say? We're like... They did what with animals? They did what? They would say, oh, I want, like, in a arranged marriage. What's it called? The dowry? The dowry.

I was going to say, bounty. But that was, like, land. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying how things have evolved over time that we think. And he got a dowry? That would be. What did I get? A dowry?

When you married your wife? I got a piece of land? No, but dowry can be anything financial that helps. It be land or money. He made the dad pay off her credit card debt. He paid off all the bill. That's basically today's dowry. He paid off all of her debt before.

So we can start even, and then we got into debt later. But a dowry would be what the father of the bride would give the dude in order to give them an advantage in life moving forward. Oh, I thought it did it go to her or her family? I thought he, I thought it was they gave it to the family. Like we want your daughter to marry our son. Here's all these cows. See, I would have taken care.

Clearing the debt to me, that just seems like you should have done that. No, that's your wife was an adult. I know, but still under, you know, she was still like, after we get married, she's mine. It sounds weird. It sounds weird, but in the wedding, don't they say, like, who gives this woman? Yes, he's, yes. Okay, follow me. I was going somewhere with this.

Like, fast forward, 50 years from now, they might be sitting around and being like, Can you believe people used to share a room? After all we know about how horrible that is for your sleep and your health? Did you know a range of marriages have a higher success rate at Western marriages where we get to pick our own partners? I have heard that. I don't know the truth behind it. Is that because you die if you get divorced? Yeah, they don't allow divorce.

Yeah, they do. Oh, they do? And also a dowry would go, let's say Eddie and I were getting married and you were Eddie's parent. You would give me, I'm the bride. You'd give me the husband. You'd give him the cows. You'd give it to me. So the bride's family doesn't get in.

Anything? I thought it. Traditionally, it's not family to family. It's you give it to the guy. Got it. Okay. I'm the husband. No, I'm the husband. No, no. If we're getting married, I'm the husband and you're the wife. I think we know that.

It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. All right, we have Justin and Alabama who is on who's going to give us a personal tell me something good. Hey, Justin. Morning, studio. Morning. What's up, buddy?

Not much. Last week, I called in. let y'all know that my daughter was having liver surgery because she's been having cancer since January and stuff. I just wanted to call and say that she did really good Thursday. They get all the cancer out of her liver body. She's doing really good. So she's going to be in the hospital for about a week and a half in the ICU. Then they're going to bring her to a regular room. Then hopefully after that she'd get to come home. But she's doing really good. Three years old. it's been hard on me Bobby and I listen to y'all every morning and y'all always make my day

I was about to say I can imagine but I can't imagine like I can try to imagine but I can't imagine how hard that's been for you but how you also must feel right now knowing that the surgery was successful and they're able to like clean it all out man Justin that I don't even know what to say I'm just so happy for you yeah like they say God makes miracles he's man upstairs. Well, I hope that she's able to get into a normal room soon and then get the heck out of there and live an awesome child life. Yeah, she's got six more weeks of chemo to go.

So after that, hopefully about October she'll be in remission. Call us and let us know, like, how everything's going. Will you update us, please? I will. And Ms. Amy, I really like you on the show and stuff. You're amazing mom. You always get that mom advice and stuff. Thank you.

All right, Justin. Oh, go ahead. Bobby, I do. I do get one question for lunchbox. All right. He's right here. I'm here. Are you pulling for them Dallas Cowboys this year?

No, they suck. How would I cheer with Cowboys? He never does. What are you talking about? Eddie's the Cowboys fan. I'm the Cowboys fan, yeah. But I just wanted to give y'all the update and War Eagle and hopefully to see y'all in Arkansas this year, Bobby.

All right. Hey, I hope so too. And you know what? If I'm there and you're there, I'd love to meet you. All right, y'all have a good day. All right, Justin. See you, buddy. Bye.

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All right We have to hear any of Amy lunchbox More game two We're Steve Redev's trying to put you through Mike D's right in this week's next bit And Bobby's on the mic So you know what this The Bobby Vaugham's story

All right. We have 90 seconds to get as many Of Amy's corny jokes right as possible Our record is six Although a couple weeks ago We got five last week we didn't do so hot. You guys ready?

We're ready. Amy, you can't laugh, though, at the joke. Sometimes you really count, like, cost us time. Because you'll tell a joke and we'll get it and you'll be like, yeah. Then you've got to move to the next one, Amy. I've noticed that reviewing tape come trying to get better at this. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right. I'll just keep a straight face. We're going to nail this. Ready, guys? Ready? Ready. All right, here we go and go. The morning corny.

What video games you play after you? reading Taco Val. Cheese, Zelda, Mario, Fartio Brothers. Sondio Brothers. Sonic Dad. Super Mario Brothers. Chihuahua.

Duck Hunt. Okay, we're thinking too old. We're thinking too old. What are video games now? Oh, video games. Yeah, now. Roadblocks. Grand Theft Auto, Fortnite.

Fartnight. Yes. Oh, wow. Good. Where does bad light end up? Bad light? In the dark. Detention

Bad, if you're bad Oh, the penitentiary. Wait, what? Where does bad light end up? Okay, jail? Bad light. Jail. Okay, jail.

Prison. Bad light. Time out. Illumination. Bad light. Sun. Jail. In the dark.

Jail. Locked up. Prison. Jail cell? A cell? What's the line? What has to do with light in jail? Daylight.

Solitary confinement. No light. Lighter sentence. Oh, that's good. Lunch was, lighter sentence? Where does bad light end up? Detention. Did you say detention?

Yeah, I mean, I said that, but it wasn't the answer. Time out, time out. Light out? The big house. The jail cell. Prison. Jail. Light.

Light prison. Stupid. In prism. Oh my gosh. What? A prism. Light. It's prism.

Yeah. I would have never gotten that. We had done better if you did laugh more. Exactly. Hey, bring that back. Yeah, if you were just laughed more, we would have felt loose. I know. Wow, we only got one after I gave her the lecture.

That's terrible, guys. That's terrible. All right. Gosh, clear eyes, full hearts. Can't lose. All right, voicemail. This story comes to us from Nashville, Tennessee. A co-host on a nationally syndicated radio show found out on air that he couldn't attend the annual IHeart Country Music Festival.

His boss offered to buy him a plane ticket out of his own pocket so that he could be there. So what did the co-host do? He pulled out the thank you butt and complained about the early arrival time on his flight home, talking about sleeping before he could care for his own kids, that he would lose his voice because of, quote-unquote, allergies and missing a luncheon. So you know what happened? He continued to be the most ungrateful, annoying child. that he has always been. I'm Kim

and that's your bonehead story of the day. She kind of nailed it. I mean, perfect. Not really. There was nothing bonehead about it. Like, it's just the truth. No one asks for a 7-A in flight when there's other options. No one would volunteer for that. Nobody. Lunchbox, you realize it sounds like very ungrateful

of you? No, I said thank you. I absolutely said thank you. I literally paid 500 bucks on my own money. Not the company money, not the show doesn't have money. My own money and you're still complaining about it. Yes, I said thank you, Bobby. That's really a It's just up there. Yeah, I know.

And then you went on to continue because we had a, you know, and then you're like, oh, there's a 7 a.m. flight instead of a 2 p.m. No, it's because the other flight costs $1,000 and this one is $500. Yeah, but I mean, what's that? In the grand scheme of life, what is that? Yeah, exactly. What is that? $500.

Who was that? Was that Kim? Yeah, that was, she's Kim. She nailed it, man. That's your bonehead story of the day. I mean, I didn't, whatever. I'm just saying. Thank you for the voicemail.

You can leave us a voicemail anytime. Any of you guys out there? 877, 77, Bobby. This guy got arrested because he was ordering hundreds of pizzas and sending them to random addresses all over the country and now he's going to go to jail. It just reminds me, somebody sent random pizzas to Amy's house over and over, and she moved because the pizzas kept coming.

Yes. And we never found out who it was. From different pizza places, it wasn't always the same. place. What was the pizza? What kind? I don't remember. Was it pepperoni? No, we did not eat it. Did you ever see the delivery person? Or was you just left on the porch? No. He was dropped off.

Okay, so it was dropped off by the specific place or like the DoorDash? Delivered, yes. I don't even know if DoorDash existed back then. Right. It was coming straight from the pizza place. So the first time you had pizza delivered, what happened? Well, I didn't order this pizza. No, this is for Amy. Nope, I didn't order this pizza. So then I thought, well, maybe did my husband order it? Yeah.

And he was like, I didn't order the pizza. I don't know. And then we took it and then it happened again. Did you eat it the first time? No, we didn't eat it. You just took it and did what? I threw it away, I guess. It's a free pizza.

Yeah, but I don't know what's, I didn't order the pizza. It is a pranked pizza, so you don't know what's on it. I know, but it's by a delivery guy. It's still from the restaurant. Or was it? Okay, so it happened a second time. Yes, I know it happened a total of three times for sure. Yeah.

And then there was another weird thing that happened at the house where like a letter was put in my mailbox. Unrelated to the pizza, but felt too close to the pizza. So yes, I ended up moving. It was pizza adjacent? It was pizza adjacent. And I felt suddenly like people were watching me. And at the time, my husband was in the, well, going overseas.

He'd gotten out of the military who was doing contract work. And he was deploying to Afghanistan. And I was like, I don't like being here alone. He's like, yeah, let's move. I'm like, okay, cool. So the pizzas made you guys move. Yes. And we've asked so many people, and no one will now say they did it

because it was obviously some sort of prank on you, but because you moved houses, you sold your house because of this, no one will ever admit it. It got, now for a while we rented, because it wasn't like we could just up and do that so quickly. What we did was we moved out and rented our house out,

and we rented somewhere for a little bit to we could figure out our next move. Like that was the easiest way to do it. Because of the pizzas. Because the pizza's in the letter in the mailbox. Guys, lunchbox is laughing. And we ended up moving to a place where, you had like a condo building where nobody had access.

Not even pizza. Not even pizza. And we lived there for a year until we could get into another house. And that house we bought, like not even in our names. Like you don't, you didn't know we lived there. Because that, I couldn't figure out how people were figuring out where I lived. I thought it was a creepy listener. But now y'all think it was.

Well, I think it's either lunchbox and he won't admit it. Or Tygan Daniel. Or this guy here. he just got busted for it after all these years. You're pointing at me. No, the story. I know, but you're pointing at me. But you have this story.

I know, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I feel like you're deflecting lunchbox. Like, you're sending it to... That's true. You did jump on that quick. Weird. I don't want just when you said the story, but I mean... You've always been a little weird about it, lunchbox.

It's got to be lunchbox. And he just doesn't want to admit it because Amy changed your whole life. Look at his face. Look at his face. He's smiling. He's smiling. He's like a posse meat and blank. The fact that you moved over pizza

is mind-blowing. And the letter in the mailbox. And I will say, it changed the trajectory of everything. Like, who knows if like... He's never going to admit it now, okay? It's changed the trajectory of everything. Maybe she never got a divorce. Yeah.

Maybe the pizzas you sent her? Honestly, like that year we were in that condo was one of the worst years of our marriage. And that's because the pizzas you sent her that you won't admit you sent. It was... Hey, smile if you did it. Smile. It was pretty bad. It wouldn't have mattered if you were in the condo or your house.

That bad year would have been a bad year. You don't know that. You don't know that. Okay. We've had some space between this now. This has been a story forever. But this guy who got arrested for doing it so many times reminded me of it. What do we think as of today, August 27th, what do you think the percentage is that it was

lunchbox? Zero? 52%. 52. Zero? That's high. Some weird face he was just making. I know.

went up. No, he said don't smile so I didn't smile. Right now you're trying. That's true. The whole thing he's doing today bumps it up for sure. Oh my God. What did I do? Even now you can't stop giggling. Yeah, dude, stop talking. Just relax. Tell me it's not funny that Amy mood overbeats

is Eddie. But you've known that for a long time. Is it still that funny to you? Eddie's laughing and smiling too? Because now I'm thinking it's 70% in slunch box. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to, so you you think it's probably him then. For the longest time I thought it was Tygin, Daniel. all? They've denied it.

Well, of course. I think anybody's going to deny it. Yeah, they're friends of ours in Tulsa and they were working here at the time and they've denied it because they then also realized Amy moved so they did it. Yeah. But I do think now it's probably lunchbox. Oh my gosh. Amy, were these pizzas paid for?

Yes. Look, he just answered it. He just answered it. He's no. When you order pizza, they are paid You rest your case. You rest your case. You're a serious. You idiot.

She said it at the beginning of the beginning of a breakthrough. You idiot. She said it at the beginning of the segment. Oh, my God. Amy, was it Pizza Hut? No. Little Caesars. I mean, what?

She is the one who sold us for years that it was paid for. I don't know how much it costs. Oh, my God. But if we can hire a lie detector machine. Oh, my God. I thought you were going to say private investigative. Well, that's not going to match. That's too far back.

But I would put me, I put me on the light detector. But we don't think it's you. No, no, but I would put me on it. Yeah, there's a control. We need to see it. Well, just so, it's not me, right? I'm willing to prove it's not me. Eddie, would you be willing to prove it's not?

I would love to do it. Yeah. What in the world are we doing here? See how much that costs. We'll set that sucker up in here. Oh, my God. Okay. You're going to get so much time.

Okay. Amy, I'm sorry that happened to you. It's terrible. You didn't deserve that. Thank you. Because that sucked. You moved your whole house. But find the price.

Because I know they do that here in town. We'll bring that in. Oh, man. Your whole life changed. It did. My whole life changed. You're going to get on the lie detector? Yeah.

I don't think Scoobo was here yet. I wasn't working here yet. But anyway, we'll put Scoob on it too. So there's a story. A woman. She's quadriplegic. She's in a wheelchair. And it was a birthday.

And they were bringing a cake out to her. And so the case. comes out and it says it says happy birthday wheelchair on it. They're supposed to have birthday to the person in a wheelchair. Oh my gosh. I'm going to play this clip. I'm going to play

this clip. Go ahead. She, along with friends and family, went out to celebrate her 29th birthday at the restaurant Blue on the Hudson and Weehawking. Sinabaldi, who is a singer-songwriter, was diagnosed with a cervical spinal injury when she was two years old, the result of a car accident involving a drunk

driver. She was served a message that was far from sweet. Happy birthday wheelchair, a message that stunned the table and the birthday girl. In a statement to CBS News, New York, a spokesperson Fort Blue on the Hudson said management was deeply saddened by what occurred, apologizing for what it describes as an unfortunate mistake, saying in part the word wheelchair was used as a reference to identify where a birthday dessert with a candle should be delivered. So, everybody really asks. I worked a restaurant. What they would do is they would tell you, hey, take this out to the person in the green tie. Like it's the guy on the corner on the green tie. So it'd be like take this to green tie. So it was happy birthday. Write it on there. But it looked like instead of taking it to the

wheelchair, they wrote it on the page. On the plate. Honest mistake. Yes. And it's nothing about it's funny except the mess up. And if that hurt her feelings, that sucked. Yes. But I hope there Yes, it wasn't on purpose. It wasn't like someone on a receipt. We were talking about the story where it's like spitting their food. This was completely an accident. What was meant to happen was, it's supposed to say happy birthday. And there was supposed to be a note on something else saying, hey, take this.

This is the person in the wheelchair. This is probably next to the woman with the blonde hair. That's probably next to the guy in the green shirt. So I've never worked in a restaurant. But I imagine it's super busy. And whoever's writing on there probably just said, okay, what does it say? Okay, good, wheelchair. Do you even think like, wait a minute

They didn't Okay Obviously they didn't You just write down wheelchair Okay That's from the metro section But that if her feelings were hurt That sucks

I can understand how that was messed up though So that's all Don't get mad at me for getting a giggle on that one You guys want to play again Yes Okay We're sure We have five of these

I'll give you three actors Tell me the movie they all starred in together. Natalie Portman. Milakunis. Winona Ryder. Natalie Portman. I'm in for the win.

Milakunis, Winona Ryder. Okay. Amy? Medal juice. Meatle juice. Lunchbox. Black Swan. Eddie.

Little women? Lunchbox has found his game. This is it. It's Black Swan. Black Swan. He found his game. I don't even watch movies. How about getting these?

He's found as a game. Wow. Next up. up. DeCaprio. Okay, this is it. Matt Damon. Jack Nicholson. A bear. Now there's no bear in this one.

I mean, there might be, but that wasn't one of the things. Thecaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson. What the? Oh. Three seconds? I'm in for the win. I'm in. Lunchbox. The departed.

Amy? That's it. I couldn't think of it. I put Wall Street. Eddie? I rode down The departed. The departed. That movie was good.

Next up. Brad Pitt. Philip Seymour Hoffman. Jonah Hill. What movie were they all in together? Lunchbox has a one point lead over Eddie right now, a two point lead over Amy. Brad Pitt.

Jonah. Brad Pitt. Philip Seymour Hoffman, Jonah Hill. I'm in. I'm in for the wind. Amy? F1 Eddie

I wrote down Moneyball Lunchbox It's money ball Moneyball Wow Eddie you stay in the mix Let's go baby

Next one up Michael Clark Duncan David Morse Okay man Tom Hanks Oh Michael Clark Duncan David Morse

Tom Hanks I'm in for the win You are? Hmm. I'm in. He doesn't miss. I'm in. Eddie.

I have the terminal. You're wrong. The Da Vinci Code. Winner! It's the Green Mile. Well, no, we're not done with the whole game yet. You've clenched, but we're not done with the whole game. It's the Green Mile.

How do you know that? Well, I mean, that's that guy's name that was in the... Who? The prisoner, the jail sub guy. Michael Clark Duncan, yeah. Yeah, it's the only movie I've ever known that he's in. I don't even know that was his name. Has Lunchmark?

miss one and two games? No. Okay, let's see if he goes a total undefeated. Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer. Are we all playing or just lunchbox?

This is still the game. He's just clenched. Al Pacino. You're basically playing that third game, that third place World Cup game. Yes. Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer.

I'm in. I don't know anything that I'm not. I'm in. Did you guess Top Gun Lunchbox? I did not. What'd you guess? Batman. Isn't that Val Kilmer?

He's in that too. I don't know any of him. Wasn't he Batman for a minute? He was. One of them? Yeah. No, Eddie. Wow, he missed one.

I have scent of a woman. I don't know what that is. I don't know either. Godfather. No. I've never seen this movie, but supposedly it's really good. Is it good? Heat?

Yeah, one of the best movies of the 90s. Heat? He has ever seen Heat? I've heard of it. I've never even heard of that. What? Never heard of it. of it. Are you saying it's called heat?

Heat. Heat. Guys, what's the problem? Heat. What else would it be? Well, we just have never heard of it. I mean, but I'm saying the word, heat. Yeah, but we're confused because we would think we should have heard of it.

Are you guys confused with the word? I'm not. I've never seen it, but I've heard of it. I know that it's famous. What is it about? Heating and air. HVAC, HVAC guy. Bank robbery?

Bank robbery? Yeah. You're a winner. Lunchbox hit it I have a question for Bobby about his points He keeps saying that he ran out of points I'm guessing on a Southwest card A while back he showed Amy a credit card

That had over like a hundred thousand dollars in points or rewards So Bobby why aren't you just using some of that money To buy plane tickets for these occasions Okay, bye Good question the points I had were for flying So when I have booked flights on Southwest, you would get points. I don't have a Southwest credit card. So I never got credit card points for that.

I do have a credit card. I've never used a single point of, and I've had this credit card for a decade. And I have six million points. That's amazing. And I've not used one point from that. And I'm scared to use one point from that because, well, you never know. You might have to live off it one day. You're correct.

Off the points? Yeah. Because somehow he's going to lose all of everything. Oh, in his mind. he's thinking that. I have not used one single point, but I'm going to tell you what's happened to me recently. And I said this on an episode of In the Weeds, which I'm sure all you guys heard.

Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. I love to be, I like to be in the weeds and in the weeds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So now on my Apple Pay, when I can use that credit card, it now gives me a chance to pay with those points for the first time. That's amazing. I haven't. I won't. But I don't have a credit card. All the points that I was flying Scuba and Ramundo to Vegas with,

and forth was off from me buying flights. So these points in this credit card you're talking about, the one you have six million of, that's not just like golf clubs or sweaters. Like this is, it can be real money. Yeah. Yeah. Wow, I didn't know that. Yeah.

Cash back. Dang. That's a game changer, dude. Yeah. And on the In the Weeds episode I did that you guys heard, obviously. Oh, man. It was a great episode. I was talking about that and I got hit with a lot of good thoughts.

And people were like, well, what if the credit card come? decides they don't want to honor those points after a certain time. Oh. What if they go out of business? Or what if they're gone? They're gone. You need to start using them. Yeah.

What's the dollar amount of six million points? It's a lot. You don't want to know. You really don't want to know. Yes. Right three. Could I buy a boat? Yes.

Yeah. I can buy a yacht. No, no, but just a boat. Yeah. I could buy you a boat with the credit card. What? Yeah, I could. I could.

But I could also buy a boat with money too if I wanted to. That's true. Yeah. But I haven't done that either. So. I know, but that's a really good point. You need to start using those. Yeah, man, live up.

Live it up. Live it up. Live it up. I live up, fine. Thank you for that. Leave us a voicemail anytime. 877-Bobby. Eddie, what happened at Walmart?

Awkward. Okay, so I'm cashing. I'm getting my stuff. I'm at the checkout, whatever. And it's kind of by the customer service area. And I hear this man just arguing with the customer service people, like yelling. and I'm there, I got my little bananas or whatever, and I'm walking by and he says, hey, you speak, you speak English? You speak Spanish? And I said, yeah, I like, yeah, I speak Spanish. And so he needed me to translate to the customer service people that he was, man, and it was tough because I think he was like Cuban or something. So the dialect was not the dialect that I'm used to. So he wanted me to argue for him. So here I am at Walmart, like arguing that his TV that he bought was already broken in the box. So the customer service person at Walmart only spoke Spanish?

No, only spoke English. This is the customer asking you in Spanish. Yes. Okay. So it's me and the other customer talking to Walmart's customer service, and he's so fired up. I felt like I kind of needed to be fired up as a translator. So then I started arguing for him. So he didn't speak English.

He did not speak English. He saw you. Asked me if I spoke Spanish. A man of color. Yes. And said, would you come over and speak Spanish for me? Uh-huh. And I was kind of in a hurry, so I was like, yeah, I guess, I mean, if you need my help, I'll help you. And so the problem was is that he bought a TV. He says that it was broken when he got home. They're saying, like, there's no proof of that. And so I'm starting to get fired up translating as well.

Are you taking his side in it? I mean, just because I'm a translator. I'm not trying to input my opinion on it at all. Okay. And so where it got awkward, though, is like I really didn't understand what he was trying to tell me. But at that point, I'm going to be. already committed, like I'm the translator. So then were you just making stuff up? So I started making stuff up. Oh, nice. Dude, so I basically said he wants a gift card. I don't think he knew. I don't think the guy knew, like, knew that I was asking for a gift card, but they ended up giving a gift card. For the amount of the TV? I have, dude, I have no idea. I don't even know what he paid. Was he confused when you got him the gift card? It seemed like he was kind of content with that.

How different is Cuban Spanish than your Mexican Spanish? I would say. I would say, there's probably 80% the same and then 20% where like I just don't know what he's saying. There's just words that mean different things. Did you feel like you did a good deed for somebody? I think so. I got him a gift card. Did you believe him with this story? Whatever he was saying, I was repeating.

No, but did you believe him in your heart? I have no. I don't know. I didn't even look at the TV. But it was crazy. And then at some point, Walmart, like, they have a manager. They're like, I'll take care of this. We don't need you anymore.

I'm like, all right, get him the gift card then. Do you feel good about that? Yeah, I felt like I did my good deed of the day. You're not even the best at Spanish on the show, are you? Mike's probably the best. Why did you point in the glass room? Ramundo doesn't know Spanish. Raymundo.

Yeah, but he knows no Spanish. Hello, Amigo. Checks out. My am Romundo Santiago. How am you? What's Santiago? Is that your real middle name? Last name, translated.

No, it's not. You're Slater. It's close enough. Wait, did you just make up at, translated last name? When we went for study abroad, they made us do a first and last name, and the closest my last name, they made me to go

with Santiago. Isn't it your last name still your last name? It doesn't have to be translated? Correct. It is, but, like for cursive purposes, they wanted to be Santiago. For cursive purposes? Yeah, because I think it has with the eye or whatever. What does he say? You just make stuff up and just commit to it and keep going? I wasn't a professor.

They said, you need to go by whatever's in, we all had to choose a first and last name that was close to our given names. And you couldn't be Ray Slater. No. You went as... Because they wanted us to use the... They wanted us to...

Reimundo Santiago. I don't think Raymundo was a thing until you made it up on the show. No, I've been Reimundo since college days. That's not true. There's no... And why did he go with Raymundo? Oh, because he got a 23 in me. Yes, he got a 23 in me and found out he had some sort of Latin in his blood, like 1%.

And if he found out when he was 20,000... and me he didn't know when he was in college. I mean, it's true. I don't know how far you want to track it back. We can find my professor in Costa Rica. Amy's going to go down there, Central America. Maybe she swings by the college, I don't know. It's true.

It's always unpacking with Ray. And you never know what you're going to get. And people think sometimes Eddie's Ray. Yes, it happens all the time. Because they're like, oh, you must be Ramundo, you're Mexican. I'm not. I'm Eddie. And then Ray's not even Mexican. And he's not from Michigan. He's from

Wyoming. There you go. Lobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes us from Harris County, Texas. There's a guy on YouTube called Captain Crunch Boats, and he likes to go to

the boat dock and film people that can't park their boat, get it in the water, get it out of the water. He thinks it's hilarious. I also think it's hilarious. Yeah, I've seen those. Yeah, I'm here. Well, one person didn't take too kind to him filming him, and he stabbed him. Oh, my.

Live on camera. Wow, wow, wow. Dang, ding. I wouldn't have mind seeing that video either, like him chasing him. I don't want to see the knife go in. But I like when that happens. Like somebody gets mad for somebody filming. But you can film in public.

It's probably place you can film, no problem. People don't like that. No, I know. I don't like the stabbing part. Oh, man. What's the name? Crunchberry? Captain Crunch Boats.

That name kind of sucks. A little bit. Crunch boats. Yeah. Like I see where he was trying to go with Captain Crunch. Captain Crunch 2 Like or the second Captain Crunch the second

So then I clicked on some of his videos He fights some of these people Like fist fights I'm like dude I don't know if that's worth it And now he's got stabbed Well we also talk about his video So it might have been worth it

Because people are gonna go check him out Okay I'm lunchbox that's your bonehead story of the day This message is for Eddie Eddie I just had a question for you Have you ever considered using a Kindle to read. And the reason why I'm asking that is because they actually have fonts are made for dyslexia.

And so if you were to read with a dyslexic font, you may find it a whole lot easier. And maybe something worth checking out, and it may make reading actually a little easier for you. Have a great day. Wow. What if a font fixed you guys? I mean, that'd be amazing. You just didn't know you needed Times New Romney. moment and all the sudden you're reading as good as anybody does.

Or Gothic. Yes. Well, I guess the Kindle version, they're doing a colored overlay because one of the tips that the dyslexic tutor gave me was ordering these color overlays. They're like strips of see-through color and you move them down the book as you read and it's supposed to help you. So I guess the Kindle just automatically does that for you. That's crazy.

What's it called? Kendall. Yeah, Kendall. Do you guys have a Kindle I can borrow? I don't. No. Bobby uses an iPad. I use an iPad.

How many times we've been through this? I know. I'm just double-checking because that sounds awesome. But what would I do? Carry a Kindle everywhere I go. It's this then. It costs, I mean, you can put in your backpack. But I can order you right now.

I can order you some colored reading strips. There are nine bucks. It's also much cheaper than an iPad because it's only used for reading. Or my iPad, I got the nuclear codes on that thing. Who knows what I'm doing on that thing? Thank you, everybody, for listening. Hey, if you want to leave us, a voicemail, we love it. Just call us.

You can do it now. 877, Bobby. Hope you have a great rest of the day. We got a big show tomorrow. Kane Brown in studio tomorrow. So that'll be fun. Ray Mundo has a business proposal for Kane Brown. So all that.

And so we'll see you guys then. All right. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bones.com. The Bobby Bones show theme song, written, produced, and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at Reed Yarberry. Scooby Steve, executive producer. Ray Mundo, head of production.

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