The Bobby Bones Show - Thursday Post Show (02-24-22)

Episode Date: February 24, 2022

Bobby begins by reading some love/hate emails we got sent into the mailbag. Bobby shares what criteria he has now for celebrity interviews. Bobby also shares how the FBI has acknowledged a UFO sighting of last year. Lunchbox shares while the Girl Scouts are ripping people off. Amy also shares a story about getting a strange picture from a guy who was supposed to come to her house to work on something…and she couldn't believe it. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Meaning, what do you love, what do you hate? It really just started out, what do you hate? And then we felt like either people would be scared to tell us, or we would get our feelings hurt. A little bit of both. So we wanted, tell us what you love, tell us what you hate, so you ended up back at even. We just want to be a better show.

And I have a bunch that Mike gave me that haven't read yet. Thanks. Uh-oh. So people just send in notes to the mailbag. Do we like it that people send emails into the mailbag for things other than the mailbag, Mike? Sometimes it makes it harder to find, like, actual other segments. So do we like, I just need to know if we like it because I can encourage either way. Personally, I don't like it.

Okay, so we basically just use the mailbag for the mailbag. Yes. Unless we say we want theme songs for the show or something like that. Something like that. And explain what would be good for the mailbag? Like, what's the mailbag used for? Oh, if you have your questions. You want advice.

If people are knowing. I'm telling you, you could maybe do know. I know. I'm saying, then they might be like, well, wait, what's considered mail for the mailbag? Yeah, this segment we do. We do it's on the air. Something that we call. Mama, mailbag.

Yeah. From Allison Kincahand, I think my biggest dislike is when you call others as pranks. It's nothing personal. It's just usually not interesting to me. I love the show and the dynamics. I love the interactions between everyone. from Krista Wilkie Love the trivia games

Fun to play along and see who knows what on the show Hate Callers It takes time from the show If you guys talking about your life Stephanie Hosted I like when you play the listener voicemails

It just seems a lot less awkward Than when people call in Favorite segment Elder versus Millennial Christy Campbell Love callers See it's all over the place Yeah love callers

Love Friday morning dance party Love morning corny. I'm not particularly fond of celebrity interviews. I prefer the show when it's just a regular crew chatting and sharing. Interesting about that, I also don't like celebrity interviews unless it's someone that I feel like we should. We don't do a lot. You're good at them, though, man. Like you're good at interviewing people.

We do less because I think people just, this is the environment of radio and record labels. They feel like if they got an arson wants to put something out, radio should just take them. It's just the way it's. always been. We have an artist. We're going to come by and put them on your show. We don't, we actually don't allow almost anyone on. And so, unless we kind of seek them out. And it has created a sour space for me a bit in the community because I don't take just people because they're putting on new records. I could give a crap. Our audience doesn't care about somebody that they don't really know and I don't think's that good. If it's somebody I think's awesome and they

don't know, I'm like, let me introduce you to the person. It's awesome. Or if it's like John party will be on tomorrow. Great guest, great artist. Friend. Kelsey Ballerney will be on Monday. Same. But we don't just put people on because of what the culture is here. You owe us, put them on. I'm like, you jack crap. How about this big bag of turds? How about that? Oh, well. I pay in that. That's my currency. You tell them that? No, but I might. Let's see. What I love. I love the games, 100 air, the feud, easy trivia, guess the song. It's fun to play along. What I Hate. Are I to do this one? Celebrities?

Or is that a different one? I don't know. It might be. Not same one. I'll just do a couple more. Favorites. Drafts? Spend the wheel challenges. Ech. Least favorite. Least favorite. Lunchbox being mean to Abby. Oh, man. Amanda Jamie, least favorite is music.

We've heard the same songs a hundred times over. We want to hear y'all talk. I've said it a bunch of times. We would not play any music if we had the choice. Yeah. We agree. We wouldn't. We just wouldn't. And we would come on and talk. Okay. I prefer fewer callers. I hated the shot caller.

We didn't even do that anymore. They're hating old things we don't even do anymore. We hated that too. Okay, well, thank you for all of your feedback. We do really appreciate it. You know, I went over to the B-Team page. And I had to been over there in a little bit. I went over yesterday to check something out.

And before I went, someone on the show said, hey, I wouldn't go over there if I was you. And I was like, why? Like that page is What happened? Taking a turn. I thought it was supposed to be like Kind, monitored for kindness.

I was like, fellow that works on the show. That page is monitored for kindness. And I went over yesterday, dear God. What happened? Monitor fell asleep. What are they fighting about? Yeah. Monitor of us passed out.

They were mean about a couple things. I don't remember, but I was like, ooh, I don't know if a couple slipped through the cracks. but it was not the safe space that I was accustomed to. Some people were like, heard you had to be kind to get in, so they play kind, and then they... Oh, they snuck in. They turn.

Yeah, it's a tough one. But maybe it's just a blip. But it's a tough. I got over there and was like, oh, man. Because I don't think most people like that, but there's some rotten eggs that got into that bunch. Now, here's a voicemail from last night. Hey, Bobby, morning's studio. The past month, there's been...

a fire in my building. 46 apartments cannot burn down practically out of 96. And luckily, I was one of the ones that didn't get burned down. About less than two, three weeks ago, a guy gets shot right on the fourth floor. And as I'm saying this message, I'm realizing it's tell me something bad. So, sorry about that. And then I hung up.

Well, I thought he didn't ask us, should I move. Yeah, you should move. No, we just wanted to. I don't know what he wanted, but I think he realized this probably wasn't. And then just like, you know, I'm out. That's a lot of stuff. Yeah, good luck. I hope it turns around for you soon.

Jennifer Lawrence is the first time mom after giving birth to her kid with somebody named Cook Moroni. Should I know Cook Moroni is? Because they say Jennifer Lawrence gives birth to her kid with Cook Moroni. Do you know who it is? An art dealer, huh? Cook Moroni. According to public record, Jennifer Lawrence gave birth in L.A. County. don't know the exact date of birth or the gender of the baby.

This is the first child for both Jennifer and her husband, Cook Maroni, who is an art dealer. Interesting. How do you be an art dealer? It sounds shady, doesn't it? Even though it's not. Probably has a lot of money, right? That's a shady sounding job, even though it's probably not. It's not drug dealer.

An art dealer. Maybe it's just because it's in the word dealers on it. But they're car dealers. So he's the director of an art gallery in New York. Okay. You ever go into an art gallery and go, I don't understand. Yeah. Or how does this cost it?

The only one I'd go into is the one at the mall back in the day. Kingade, what was that? It was like a bunch of whales? I've never gone to like a private art gallery. I think there's a frame store. At the mall. It was like Arthur Kingade. He did a bunch of killer whales.

You sure it's not a frame store? Maybe. Michaels. That's it. The FBI confirms knowing about the American Airlines UFO report. I'm just going to bring it up again because I like these stories. I don't want to bring it up on the regular show. Because I feel like these are my people that listen to the post show.

About a year ago, we talked about it. A pilot was on a flight from Cincinnati to Phoenix, and he reported one of the most significant UFO reports of last year. The cockpit audio reported a near miss with a long cylindrical object. Here's a clip of the pilot talking about what he saw in the sky back in the day. The top of us that, I hate to say, this looked like a long cylindrical object. It almost looked like moving really fast. Now the FBI is confirming they knew about the incident as calls for more transparency are happening when it comes to incidents like this.

American Airlines initially played down the report. This is a statement they had released. Following a debrief with our flight crew and additional information received, we can confirm this radio transmission was from the flight. That's all they said. Wow. They just confirmed that radio... They can... What?

What? In the past, pilots have been threatened with their jobs. and told to get counseling after even mentioning possible sightings. Whoa, that's not good. In a Daily Star exclusive in September of last year, anonymous pilots had come forward claiming they could lose their jobs for reporting sightings, despite many being seen before. One pilot said airline bosses are so hostile that a colleague was told to get counseling

after reporting a UFO. It's from the Daily Star. I'll leave it here. It's like that show. What's that show we liked? The Netflix one? Up in the air? No. Leonardo DiCaprio. No, why is this that?

He sees something. They don't believe him. He has to be like, what's going on here? Why don't you believe me? Did you miss the point of the whole movie? No, remember they take him a while? They're just like, remember they sat in the White House forever? Yeah, they were saying the ashtray is going to. Oh, I know, but whatever it is, this is like the same thing where they're like, stop it with your crazy talk. Get out of here.

Yeah, but they had actual proof. I know, but they never gave them the time of day. And ours are always like fuzzy images from a Polaroid that was taken while someone was drunk. Yeah. Even though we have H-H-H-D cameras. But maybe these, whatever they are, aren't able to be recorded in the quality. Whatever these aliens are? Or seen. Lunchbox saying the Girl Scouts of America are ripping us off, which is an interesting feud to start.

You versus the Girl Scouts of America. Lunchbox v. Girl Scouts of America. Well, I didn't start it. They did. What happened? I bought a box of cookies. And, I mean, the clip explains it all. You just listen and I mean, I was shot. You have audio of this.

You recorded little girls? Oh, Amy. Don't say it like that. No, absolutely not. Okay. This is when I got home with the cookies. Okay. And open the box.

Okay. I, yes, they ripped us off. So you brought audio of you talking? Yes. Can you just say it? I guess that's the question. Well, there's a video. So he's opening the box and like, yeah.

Yeah, there's a video. Okay. It's like, well, it's in the box. According to lunchbox, the Girl Scouts are taking advantage. What are you laughing at? Just that he's going to play audio of him saying something where he could just say right here. We recorded a video. I get it.

We can't see the video. I know. Well, right, but we need it for socials. And, I mean, you got to believe, I need to have proof that this is what's going on. I can just say anything. If I don't have proof, then it didn't happen. I think at these point is you could have put them in two different places. You could just set it here and then put the video.

But I get it, and I'm happy to play it. Hit it. Here it is. Okay, it shall be hitting. So I was like, oh, let me try these toffee tags. Right? Whatever. Never heard of them. But they're $5.50 a box. A dollar 50 more expensive than all the other cookies.

Okay, cool. Sure, Girl Scouts. Now, let's open the Girl Scout cookie up, right? Let's open it up. Hold on. You only get one sleeve of cookie in the whole box. Every other Girl Scout cookie, you get two sleeves. So you're charging $5.50 and only give me one sleeve? Come on. That's called Rip in America off, Girl Scouts.

I'm very disappointed. That's it. They charge you $1.50 more, and they give you half the cookies. We already heard that. But is the cookie more... It's different ingredients or something? Like, maybe taffy's more expensive. I don't know.

But they should at least tell you when they're selling you the cookies. Like, hey, just a heads up. These are $1.50 more. Are they bigger? Are you crying about it? Sounds like it. And you're only going to get one sleeve of cookies. I don't know what kind of badges they're getting.

I don't know if dishonesty is a bad. I like that. The dishonesty badge. Yeah. The fraud badge. Yeah. I'm going to look it up. Man, they do bank, though, huh?

Like, that's a hell of a business model. I don't know if they do anymore. What do you mean? I don't, I mean... They're everywhere. But I don't know if Girl Scouts, back in the day, they probably did because there weren't a lot of options or ways to get cookies. Now, if I want cookies, I just hit a phone app. I have, like, five boxes in my pantry.

I have no idea how they got there. Of Girl Scout cookies? Yeah, I guess my wife got him somewhere. Amy, feeling all right? Mm-hmm. Looking up Girl Scout cookies. Yeah, you're looking up why they're charging. and $5.50 for the one box with one sleeve.

Okay, first of all, they're gluten-free. Everything that's gluten-free is more. And second of all, the box is super narrow, so it looks obvious to me. If you look at every box, they're narrow. They're the same exact size. I don't know. But they didn't say anything about it. They said, oh, yeah, they just had them all there. And I was like, I'll take some of those toffee-tastic.

5-50. And also, it's fun to say, so that costs more. Toffee-taffey-tax. So can you go back to the grocery store and argue with the Girl Scout? It wasn't at the grocery store. Wherever it is, be sure to record it. No, I'm not going to record the girls. Argue with the Girl Scouts.

The question is, on dating apps, is it okay if you use a picture that is a couple of a few years old, right? This is the situation that one of Amy's friends. Legit. Okay. It's better not be Amy. One of Amy's friends had a situation, Amy. She showed up to the dick. They went to dinner.

And she just straight up, she's a very honest person. and she said, oh, wow, I don't feel like you look, you look like your pictures, but you look older. He goes, oh, yeah, those pictures are from 2016. And she's like, it's 2022. Yeah. So she just felt like, that was a little off. Like it was some of his, I don't know. Like it just.

Probably a better time for him physically. Right. No, she said he wasn't. She just didn't understand, like, why not update your pictures so that it's more accurate. it. But I mean, he owned it right away. Oh, yeah, that was 2016. Morgan. Yeah, that was bad. Listen, I'm going to be honest here. Like, I get it that we all want to, you know, kind of try and put our best foot forward. But that's being dishonest. That's almost a way of catfishing if you're not presenting exactly who you are in that moment. You're setting yourself up to be disappointed with whoever arrives because they're going to be disappointed. Yeah, it's like what's going to happen from this is not going to end well for you. Maybe you may get a good. someone, a girl or a guy to meet you

early, but late they're not going to want to be with you because it's going to turn them off. You almost would like to build it the other way and put up your worst picture and then show up and they're like, wow. I'm less getting naked with them right now. Is that how it goes? That's what I heard from the kids. Amy, did they fall in love?

No, they went out a second time and I don't know if I should get this detail. Because what if he... It's from Nashville. That's already a detail enough, but that could be anybody. I always wonder sometimes with my friend's dating stories. I'm like, you really don't care if, because I get my friend's permission. You really don't care if I tell this story? And she's like, no. And then I wonder,

what if the guy you went on a date with listens to the show? So I'm going to leave the other detail out of this particular story. And it might pop up at another time. So that way it'll seem like a different person. Okay. So it didn't work out. Well, if you're not finding out, I think they're probably not going to go out again. Okay. After the second date, what happened? She didn't go out with him again, though. First date, she learned he put up old pictures. It was fine. She can get past that.

Second date. She was like, okay, this is weird. Got to go. The guys from Locash just walked in the green room. Yeah, I have to interview them. Oh, that's... That's funny you didn't know. I have an interview with them.

They're doing an event tomorrow night in downtown Nashville where it's like teachers, it's like teacher appreciation. Like teachers can get in like VIP. But then they're performing. with DJ Silver. When did you schedule the interview? Scuba Steve scheduled it earlier this week, but there's something that has to air

along with the event with low cash and the Big 90s. No, no, no, my question is, what time is your interview scheduled? So I want to be... Oh, after the show 11. Okay. They just are prompt or early.

Yeah, okay. Which I'm not surprised. Be here blabbing away and then you miss your interview. Nice. at Amy. If you're in low cash, one-on-one. Doing things. Nice. Good things. Good job. One other thing I wanted to mention on Amy. Who were you...

I don't want to spoil the end of the story because I'm going to let you have it, but somebody text you something why they were late or didn't show up somewhere. And then they sent you a picture. I got a reminder of her story sometimes. Okay, so start from the beginning. I don't want to get away too much to the show. Okay. Okay. This... I don't want to see it. I don't want to see it. I don't want to see it.

I don't want to see it. No, no, no. Well, this I also get nervous because I'm like What is that really? Um, okay. So someone was coming to give a quote at my house for painting something and texted that they broke their leg and they weren't going to be able to make it. Okay, cool. Like that. Wow. Glad you're okay.

Yeah. We're good. But it's like he went next level. I was like, see, broke my leg and sent a picture of the broken life. his crotch down, basically, showing his legs. I don't know. I just thought, I don't, yeah, like, one, yes, you can tell. I don't, I think he might be in the hospital, but, but it's like, I thought for a second,

did he mean to send this to me, or is this like for someone else? You thought he was getting a wiener picture? No, it wasn't, no, because he had clothes on, but it's like, I wasn't expecting to even ever get a photo from someone that I'm texting with about a quote for, painting. Like, I believed you. I don't, I didn't need photographic evidence. Pre or post, I don't know. Yeah, pre or post hospital visit. He met already wrapped up, like, good to go. And that's a little different. If it was actually broken, he's like, look, this is when I actually broke it. Okay. So you can't see the broken leg, but you can see.

What? What? You can just see his shorts on. I could just see his leg. I thought it was his actual broken leg. Okay. There's another story if you, and I, Amy shared this, before somebody was at her house doing some work and was showing her son a picture on his phone this is mortifying and amy i want to die i don't say it don't say any hints no he's not going to because i get mortified that that person will know and i've talked about on the air i know that person's and i have nightmares about so what happened what ray do you know this story i don't think he knows it happened not okay ray's standing by like he's about to be blown away by it well no no she said before okay so she gave amy the person who was amy's house doing so it's a woman who was in

and Mark gave Stevenson her son. His phone and said, look at this. And Stevenson started swiping and swiped onto a ding-dong picture. That's unbelievable. Unbelievable. And then Stevenson started laughing out loud. Like, ah! That's hilarious.

But he wasn't in the room, so he had left. So thankfully, I wasn't there to see it. Right, so he had gone to get something. Oh, I didn't know that. That's different. So I was like, oh, Susan, give me the phone. I didn't. I was like, oh.

Did you look, Amy? I was like, no. I can see sheets or something. Oh, my gosh. I don't know. Okay. So, listen, listen. You're not on the mic.

She knows. She's telling me listen. Like, I'm not listening. Yeah. You know we're on the mic, though. Turn, okay, hold on. Turn it off. You want me to turn my mic off for a second.

We're watching you, though. So cover your lips. Cover your lips, Amy. Oh, my gosh. You're not covering your lips. I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're saying. Oh, yeah.

I want to see his... What did you see? It's almost like he's one of bikers shorts, and you see as... The bulge? The bulge. That's why I thought, is this for someone else? But then it was like, see? And I'm like, no, I believed you.

We're good. Yeah, your friend has a lot of weird stories happening. That was me, though. That was me. How do you find these people, like the painter? How did you find him? I don't know. Google.

Google? I don't know. All right. That wasn't... We can write. Me, the Stevenson story, that's me. They're not all my friends, but... You got some of my 20 bucks?

Yes, always. Amy. Four. Eight. Mike. Four. Lunch box. Five.

What? Eight. Eddie. Two. Pay me, my friend. One. Ah! Morgan?

Three. Zero. Ray. Seven. Five. What's too away? You were two away. I go off your reaction.

I don't see the dice. Oh, nobody sees the dice. He told you. Okay. Abby. Eight. Zero. Hillary. Seven.

Zero. Scuba. Four. Two. No winner. Amy, what are you pulling up over there? Okay. I'm just...

Zooming in? No. I'm not doing it. I was texting something. Why is it? Spell nauseous. Oh, it's a tough one. Now, let me walk through this.

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Amy? You got a whole day schedule? No. No, I have one and done. All right. Well, I'll let it. It's good, but what's happening out there? As far as, like, the guests and stuff? Yeah, there's just a lot of people, like, fluttering. Well, yeah, we had, I guess it's a very eventful day with CRS being here, but there was a CEO of You Break It, You Fix It was here, the phone company that fixes phones. You had some Atlanta people here earlier. Low Cash is here for Amy.

Rod's floating around. I saw Lee Bryce walk by? Lee Bryce walked by with his wife and kids. What were they doing? They were just hanging. They just come by every Friday. You know, at Thursday. There just aren't many people down on our floor of the building.

You're right. It's a CRS thing is what really has generated more people to come through. And I'll see people go like, yeah, I used to work in the same building as Bobby. And he, you never came down here. You can't even get down here. It's like a locked center. They'd be like, yeah, he used to work. And he'd always take the good parking spot.

I own a parking spot. Yeah, I took it because contractually they gave it to me. And you never worked with me. I don't even know you. People say that all the time? Yes. I'm going to see it on Facebook. Like, yeah, I used to work in the same building with him with him.

Man, the guy did come in and sit in the bathroom for an hour. No, I don't. You would? No. What are you doing in there, man? Nothing. I literally don't talk to anybody because there's nobody down here. I come in the little entrance, come and sit in the room,

and I'm very superstitious about my arrival, right? The arrival, yeah. Would you like to tell? Yes. So Bobby comes in, and he has to sit. it down before I say good morning. So now, in fact, because if I say good morning... She's really done it a couple days

the wrong way and it had been terrible shows. Oh. You're right. So if I say good morning before he sits down and so now it's awkward because he walks in and I basically don't acknowledge him and then in my peripheral vision when I notice that you've sat down, I turn and I say, morning. And I go like, hey, what's happening? I'm good to see you this morning. But I don't like

I have a superstition about coming into the room until I'm ready. The superstitions change. Yeah. That's the newest one. Yeah. But I still rock this Blal Blackout all the time.

That's still happening. That's been happening for years. I just got some weird OCD-type things that are happening in my life. And I feel like, because this is what my therapist tells me, that since I never had control of anything, growing up,

I like to have certain control of certain things. Like a demand control. Because if I don't have control, then I lose control. I don't lose control. I just don't have control. And people control me. And so I think that's where my OCD comes from.

So deep. is needing to have some sort of control. Our mind is so complex. If I don't pet my dogs the exact same way at night, when I put them to bed, terrible night's sleep. Terrible night's sleep. They both go to the same,

they go to their separate places. I've got to do the same hand, pet on the same head, got to walk out of the room the same way. And if I don't do it that way, I have a terrible night's sleep. And that one's in the last two years or so. Year, year. Since we have an Ler, so a year. but I got to pet both of them with my left hand on the top of their head when they're laying down in their beds.

And I must say, I must tell them that I love them and walk out of the room and close the door behind me and walk straight to the bedroom. I go, Eller, Stanley, bedroom, done. All lights out before I even do the dog petting. And if I don't do that, then I feel like it's going to be a bad night's sleep. And just saying it out loud, I feel like it absolutely idiot. But I don't know why it is. And sometimes I'm like, just break it, screw it. And I'm like, but it doesn't hurt me to do it.

So there you have it. But it does hurt you if you don't do it. I think. So yeah. Yeah, I feel like it will. Just keep doing it. Yeah, exactly. How did it start, though?

No idea. I've been wanting to rub your belly before I leave work every day. Don't start that. Because we're not going to keep that of tradition. You did do the poke thing, right? At one point in time, you're like, hoo-hoo. I used to poke Eddie. Poked me?

Yeah, and you go, who? Oh, when I used to sit, you used to have walked behind me, though. Yeah, we changed our studio since then. And I poke him and go, yeah. I forgot about that. But I poke on something different every day. Okay. All right.

Let's get out of here. We're getting out of here. Bye. You guys have an awesome day. I will be back tomorrow. And so will the rest of the show. And we will be here tomorrow. And John Party will be on tomorrow.

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