The Bobby Bones Show - Thursday Post Show (03-17-22)
Episode Date: March 17, 2022Bobby starts the show with his process of trying to remember bits that he wants to talk about. We get an update on the boxing match between Lunchbox and Scuba Steve. Bobby shares a way to relax during... a big presentation. We also get an update on Scuba Steve’s Christmas present to Bobby and when we can expect Bobby to get it. Bobby talks about his favorite Marvel shows on Disney+. Someone also accuses Scuba Steve of being a psychopath. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's time for the Bobby Bones post show.
Here's your host, Bobby Bones.
Was that part on the stream?
No.
It wasn't?
I don't care.
I was telling the show before we came on that I had something I wanted to talk about.
And I thought to myself, there's no need to write it down because you want to talk about it so badly.
It'll never escape your grasp.
And it has escaped my grasp, but I have no idea.
So that's driving me crazy.
It just reminds me of how I write things down.
I was like, oh, this is going to be great.
And I go, and then I go back to see what I wrote
because I just remember being so inspired,
not knowing, remembering what it was,
but I said, oh, I got something there.
And then I look at it, and it looks like this.
And then I can't figure it out.
And I'm like, why is the word pickle written on my page?
It has nothing to do with pickle.
So that's where I'm at now.
I'm a little frustrated than myself.
Well, welcome.
A couple of things I wanted to mention.
there is an episode of the biz tape today,
which is a kind of behind the scenes music podcast.
They do a really good job.
This week they're talking about how Snoop Dog
recently purchased death row records
and what direction he's taking it
and why you can't stream certain music
from Dr. Dre and Snoop right now
after it's been taken off services.
Mike also has an episode of
movie Mike's movie podcast, a bonus episode.
So check that out.
There's a little podcast promo there.
Jake Paul is putting up $60 million
to get Kanye and Pete Davidson
and do a celebrity boxing match.
That'd be cool.
They wouldn't do that for that money.
He has that money now?
Oh, yeah.
He's very, very rich.
And he also would be an investment.
He probably wouldn't have to put it all up himself.
He could probably put a little bit up and say, hey, let's get some people to fund this.
Yeah.
And they would.
But that's just, when you're dealing with two other very rich people,
and that would be a lot of money to them,
but it wouldn't be enough to sacrifice,
one, getting beat up, the humiliation,
or having to drop down to a celebrity boxing match.
You're talking about two A plus stars.
Remember back in the day when we would watch the claymation of celebrity boxing matches?
Celebrity Death Match.
On MTV.
I mean, we watched that.
That was fun.
Super popular for a couple years.
I would watch it.
I don't know.
Pete Davidson's so tall and skinny.
I think Kanye would probably kill him.
Kanye's crazy.
Yeah, but crazy doesn't always win.
He'd be controlled.
And I don't know if Kanye is...
Kanye might be ill.
I meant in the ring, like he would just be like, you know,
Yeah, that usually dies a hard death.
If you don't knock somebody out quick, you die a hard death.
That's true. And Pete Davidson is really tall.
We were talking yesterday, and that story is from brobibble.com, but we were talking yesterday
about if we were to do a humor me, indulge me, a celebrity boxing match with our show.
I don't say, you're not celebrities. We know, but that's the best description.
And we said, what about Scoobes Stephen Lunchbox? And I took Lunchbox in the situation.
and I was like, if I could get a thousand bucks to the winner, would you do it?
And they both said, yeah, now I'm being told different.
Scuba Steve is up to his price.
Oh.
Is it because you're scared that you may lose?
That's what I hear.
I'm just afraid that the repercussions afterwards of my relationship with lunchbox.
If it's a sporting event, if you play one-on-one basketball against each other.
Yeah, after UFC, they hug.
Yeah, and they're like, I'll respect you, bro.
But those guys do it for a living.
I don't fight for a living.
and I have to deal with him for a living.
So I'm just worried that when I destroy him,
I will have to then deal with that.
I mean, don't you already deal with him for a living?
It feels like you're up and your price
so you don't have to do it so you don't get beat up.
I'll be honest with you.
That's not my fear at all.
What's your price?
In reality, I would like an astronomical amount of money,
but I guess we have to put it in parameters of reality.
An astronomical amount of money.
Those doesn't make sense.
In reality, you would like an astronaut.
No, in your fictional universe, that's the astronomical.
Good point.
The reality is 5,000.
The fictional amount will be like 100,000.
Okay, well, fictional, I'd like a million.
A donkey with the head on the inside.
I like where your head's out.
I can go for 5,000.
See, there you go.
5,000, you guys would do it?
So what if the purse, total purse, was 5,000?
No, that's not.
And the winner got 3,000 and the loser got 2.
That's not 5,000.
Yes, it is.
That's total 1,000.
No, no, that's total part.
We had already said 1,000 for the winner.
Yeah, but there was no contract.
track.
Scoobo.
I like where you're going with that.
I like to negotiate and say it's four for the winner and one for the loser.
You're a loser.
You get something, but not of that value.
Fair.
You push a hard bargain.
401's good.
But if you can agree to that, I could possibly make a little something happen.
Okay.
So we're doing three rounds.
How long are the rounds?
Three minutes.
Three rounds.
This will never happen, by the way, Amy.
Because I'm not going to care enough when I'll leave the room.
But right now you get this time.
totally into it and who knows somebody could reach you out and go we're doing some charity event and
if we could fund the money and you still get paid yeah like it's just nice to have in the back pocket
yes but yes i walk out the door and i don't think about this i don't i don't go home and draw a ring
and you don't no no no no but you're saying you would do it for a total purse of 5,000 yes if this is
a show thing yes but you mentioned about other entities getting involved then it's a higher amount well no
no i'm saying if like a client said yes we'll cover it this is a sponsor
sponsored by sleep number.
You know, that kind of thing.
Okay.
So would you, and they haven't reached out.
Again, I haven't thought about this other than yesterday's show.
And today, and no more today.
And you want when you leave.
Yes. Four and one.
Four and one, I'm good.
And then if this, and I know this is all fictional, but if it gets sold, I want some money in the back end.
There's no back end.
There's no back end.
Well, if it's sold.
Hey, you're not Jake Paul or Oscar Delahoya.
We're talking about your four and one.
Yes.
That's it.
Nine minutes.
Yeah.
As a fighter, Scuba, that's all you get.
No, no.
You don't get to negotiate back in your first fights ever in history of boxing.
When you're the main event, you get some of the ticket sales, pay-per-view sales.
Very rarely. Very rarely. I'm one of the rare people.
I'm the Connor McGregor of this show.
I think he's trying to find his way out of it now.
I agree.
Just like Scoobo was raising his price to get out of it, I think now that you're saying yes, he's starting to get scared.
Okay, Eddie agreed to it.
I'm out.
I don't think people would want to see Eddie fight.
No.
Not a fighter
Yeah
So just think about it
I could probably beat both in them up
But I'm not a fighter
I'm in 4 to 1
Let's do it
Four for the winner
One for the loser
Okay
I will put that in my back pocket
All right
Appreciate your conversation today
Yeah no problem man
We'll move on
Connor McGregor doesn't want to say anything
He's just going to
He loves money
Until he has to
Make it
Like have you know
Who's that
You
No I mean
when you're going to put on an event and you see an opportunity to make money.
But it would be a charity event where you would get paid and the rest of the money would go to charity.
Yeah, I understand.
Right.
There's no ticket sales for people making money.
All that money would go to the charity.
Well, no, because I don't want the charity to make more than me.
That's the whole point.
I'm not going to get...
Okay, well, I'll make sure the charity makes $3,99 and that's it.
Oh.
Yeah.
I'm just saying, yeah, the charity should make more than the people putting their bodies on the line.
Your bodies on the line.
It's like when you put on those super.
suit. Like it's a little hitting, but nobody dies.
You're not going to die. You have a head
gear on. Right.
You could. A fluke situation.
That's true. Oh, Amy.
But also, I'm tired
of this conversation. I'd still take Morgan
for both of them. Me too.
Over you two, not scuba.
Yeah. Of you two. Not scuba? She'd kill you.
The ranking would be lunchbox.
Scuba Morgan, you.
I agree. But Morgan over lunchbox, if she
fought lunchbox. It's a weird tier.
We're a tearing system I have.
One of the easiest ways to relax during a big presentation,
and I have never used this,
and I thought it was interesting when I read it,
and I often, when I was on American Idol all those years,
would tell people little tricks,
not to make the nerves go away,
but to control or understand the nerves more.
I never use this, and I think it's pretty good.
They say hum, and I'll tell you why.
The sound frequencies that are produced when you hum,
switch your brainwave patterns to a state of relaxation.
So even if you don't want to relax, you're forcing yourself to,
forcing your brain to feel something other than nervousness.
The nervousness stays, but it just does something else.
The humming unleashes chemicals to your body within seconds after you start humming,
and it eases a bit of tension and negative thoughts, at least for the moment.
That's why in yoga there's...
You all hum in yoga?
I mean some.
It depends which class you go to, but like sometimes there's the...
That is from scienceofpeople.com.
And if you're wondering, why does why be sources?
his things now.
Why? Did you get sued?
Nothing has happened. I don't want to get sued.
We would just read stuff and put it away.
And I said, hey, I just need the source on this because I'm going to be preventative
and not get sued. So if you hear me say that, it's just because we're just doing our job.
If they take time to create this content, at least we can do us say where we got it from.
Scienceofpeople.com.
And also because people still are crap all the time, they don't say they got it from us.
Yeah, and that doesn't feel good.
Doesn't feel good.
Let's see.
Oh, here's a good one.
This is one of the unsolved mysteries.
Has Scuba's Christmas gift for Bobby shown up yet?
Yes, good questions.
When was that gift coming?
This was asked this time by Eddie.
Lunchboxes had the question.
Starving for prep.
No, no, no, no.
That's right.
You know, let me tell you.
Everybody, take a breath.
Scuba, I'm going to let you talk.
What are you saying?
It sounds like you're starving for an answer.
I have an answer.
What was your response before you get it?
me the response to the question. My response was someone was starving for prep, meaning they
need is to present you with some ideas and talk about the next day. I'll tell you how I got the idea.
Yeah, I have an idea. Let's bring up this one thing that everyone keeps bringing up.
Okay. Sounds pretty guilty over there, like defensive. Do people not want to know?
Of course they do. Do I hear it in the voicemail lines? We see them. Oh, you do? I never get those.
Oh, Ray shaking his head. Ray, are they all the time? He says he gets several every day about it.
Wow. Well, so I've been holding them for when I actually have it so then I can position it and pivot it
and make it work.
Okay.
What's the situation?
So the situation is,
and I think,
I don't know if I told you,
because I don't remember where I was
within the storyline with you guys,
but the initial person
that was supposed to do it
said the company that he works with
doesn't have the time to do it,
so then I had to go with a plan B.
Go ahead.
Yes, I know what you're going to say
because it was supposed to be
on the shipping container,
but that was a creative way to...
You gave me a picture of a shipping container.
So you never actually had it.
Lying.
Well, it was in the motion of being made,
but it wasn't
Sent, yes.
By the way, I don't care.
I wouldn't have cared if you got me anything for Christmas, but you did, and there was a presentation, there was a picture on a frame with a shipping crate.
We knew it wasn't that specific shipping crate.
How would you know?
Of course.
However, you did make us believe that it was just having trouble being sent.
Because that's what was happening.
Is it COVID?
I believe that was used.
I needed an interesting storyline that was more palatable for the audience than just this guy couldn't do it and now I got to go with a plan B.
How about, don't worry about it?
Well, it's too late.
It's already been paid for and it's already happening because I had to go to plan B versus plan A.
Okay.
But I don't want it.
When do you think it will be here?
For your birthday.
Well, I don't want it.
This is a Christmas present.
No, it's not.
It's nothing, actually.
Scova.
When will it be here?
So, let me see.
That was last week.
Two weeks ago.
So it's supposed to carry the one minus a two.
His head hurts.
It's supposed to be here mid-April.
Okay, so it won't even be a birthday present.
Good.
I don't want it to be presented on my birthday as a birthday.
It will be a Christmas present.
And if you decide to get me a birthday present before my birthday or my birthday, great.
Yes, if I decide.
Man, I think I'm going to get you just a picture of a shipping container and have a story.
Then you got three months to figure it out.
Hey, what happens first?
Ray gets paid for his Trump bet or you give a Christmas present?
That's what brought it up.
I was making a bet on March Madness and I was like, hey, has Ray gotten his pay?
Ray's never getting paid for it.
So I'm thinking this is the new Ray.
This is the new Ray Trump bet.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
What sucks is I had great intentions, but it just like it just didn't.
work out in my favor. And now somebody can do
this next Christmas and they'd be like, oh, sorry, man.
I had great intentions. Great intentions
are understandable, but you
presented it as it's already been
ordered and shipped. You circled the picture.
And I don't care. We can't trust you, though. Well, because it was supposed to come.
It was supposed to be delivered by this show for the Christmas show.
And then when it did, I was like, crap, let me just think of some creative way to be like,
why it's not here. So you thought it was literally, when you gave me that gift,
did you still think it was coming to me?
Yes, 100%. Yeah.
It was still coming from that particular person, and there was an issue with his side initially of the shipment.
And then it turned into what they can't do because now they have too much on their plate.
If he thought it was on the way when he gave me the picture, that's legit.
That was initially the plan.
Does he really believe that or does his nose getting bigger?
I do.
It looks like it's growing.
I believe it.
It was supposed to come.
And the person who's doing it is a very reputable person.
And so I believed him.
And then things changed, and I can't do anything about it.
Mid-April.
The mysterious.
There have been a few things in my life.
I've questioned.
Lagnus Monster.
Bermuda Triangle.
That white dog.
The ghost dog at my house
and Scoobes Steve's Christmas gift.
Where is it?
Where can it be?
Is it even a thing?
Are we even talking about it right now?
Or am I just a matter?
Is this a simulation?
We don't know.
What sucks is now you're going to get it
and now you're going to hate it because there's been the sole buildup on it
and it won't matter anymore.
You never hate because of a buildup.
Sometimes it's just not as enjoyable because it's been built up.
And not hate.
You won't like it, I think, is what I should say.
I don't even think I won't like it. I think I will like it the same on if there had been no buildup or not.
I could be disappointed a bit that it's not bigger because of the buildup.
Yeah. Yeah, that's where, yeah.
But I'm trying not to be disappointed because I didn't, I don't deserve a gift anyway.
And it was just kind of you to do it, but you are a dirty, filthy liar.
That's right.
And we can't trust you anymore.
Well, we drew names, so.
That's true. Dirty, filthy liar. I like that.
Scuba, thank you.
Yeah.
He didn't like that.
No, he didn't.
We get people on some of the social media,
mostly the B-Team page,
which by the way, they weren't going after me about something.
A caller was upset.
They couldn't get on the air.
That page,
it still gets a C-plus.
But it's turning more into more like the Bollybone Show page.
Because it's still Facebook.
I know.
It's still Facebook.
Yeah, people are people.
But then if I'm a moderator and I'm going,
we've created the space for people to feel safe and for,
I'll pull something.
It's almost complaining.
I sat on a hole for an hour and couldn't get on the show.
I don't remember that call.
We have a lot of calls.
Sometimes we get off of a subject.
Sometimes we're not able to get back to a certain caller if it doesn't make sense
what we're doing.
Or we get way behind.
We have a guest.
And most calls, I would say 95%.
I do, if they sit, I try my hardest to get them on.
But I don't think they, Abby says to them if you wait, all, you will for sure get on, right?
Abby, do you say that?
No.
I say, I'm like, he may take your call.
Yeah, I just want people to think they're for sure getting on.
I think most of they make it to that do get on.
And I appreciate when they call.
But there are times, not even every day, maybe once or twice a week where I just don't get to somebody.
And so someone who's giving me the business.
And I say that.
And I'm like, I mean, he may not.
So it's kind of up to you if you want to hold.
If you do, you know, so I guess that was the situation.
I forget why I was bringing this up.
Facebook.
I wrote it down.
Here it is.
I wrote.
And now you don't know what it is.
Lost where I was going with that.
A pregnant woman gifted her husband a $650,000 Lamborghini,
so he will care for her on the baby day and night.
What do you mean?
Incredible.
You should do that anyway.
Best wife ever.
I mean, geez.
Bought him a $650 Lamborghini to say, hey, as Morgan would say, thank you in advance.
That is so awesome.
I don't get it.
Yeah, I don't.
It's a present.
I didn't get anything.
Because you didn't get something.
It doesn't mean other people can't.
But you don't also care.
for the children day and night.
That's true.
We didn't even change a diaper until the two new kids.
I'm starting to understand it now.
If I did get a Lambo, I would do it.
Oh, that's it.
Okay, I understand this.
Yeah, go back to your wife's safe.
You would have gotten me a Lambeaud.
Be insinidivized to be a dad.
A pregnant woman gifts her husband a almost $700,000 old Lamborghini.
She shared the video which she surprised her husband with this Lambo, as lunchbox
would call it, in the anticipation of his dedicated caretaking of her and the baby.
She's 19.
She uploaded the video to TikTok on March 12th, showing viewers.
how she surprised her husband by taking him into a car dealership blindfolded.
Her family must have a lot of money.
Family must have a ton of money.
And he is, he cries. He's so excited.
Yeah, he cries.
Yeah, I mean, I know the emotion. I feel them.
Like, if that happened to me, I'd probably have the same reaction.
A turquoise, Heracan Evo.
I'm not saying that right, wrapped in a giant red bow.
It's from yahoo.com.
A 650, huh?
Hurricanes?
Yeah.
Hey, you know when you go into like a...
Huracon.
Chrysler dealership or something,
you know,
you can buy a car that day.
Like, they'll make it easy
for you to buy a car.
Yeah, you owe, whatever,
but you just sign papers and you're gone.
Is it that easy for a Lamborghini?
You're asking the wrong guy.
Like, I can't afford one,
but can I go in there
and get myself in some debt
and we'll drive off with a Lamborghini?
I would imagine it's like
one of these famous houses
that Lunchbox wants to tour.
They want to make sure you have the funds
or if you have something
they could take from you.
collateral or something?
If they don't get it from you.
Yeah.
That's what I would imagine.
Because you can't go tour a $20 million bond jovi owned apartment without showing that you can afford it.
Yeah, good point.
So my assumption is if you're going to buy a Lamborghini, you have to go, I can actually afford it somehow.
They reach out to the bank.
They do something.
Yeah.
I know what my point was a minute ago.
They were also complaining online about you sitting there.
Oh, well, that wasn't my, I don't know why.
So get up.
What's wrong with it?
No, it's not standing.
It's sitting.
Sit on the stage.
They were like, some people were like, we like when they set like a radio show all around.
The problem with that is we have cameras all over the room and we shoot this more like a TV show than a radio show.
And even TV, it's like it's just content.
When you all sit around, it just doesn't look good.
It's not easily, easily digestible content.
So we shoot, the studio is built for audio and video.
And that is why Amy sits there.
Because she has our own camera right there.
Where's your camera?
That one.
Is that Amy's camera?
Amy's camera?
That one or that one?
That one right there.
Are you showing Amy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can you see me?
No.
Can you roll over to me on that camera?
Probably.
Yeah.
Like this is the angle.
Hold on.
Eddie goes probably.
We can see it now.
And he's like, I don't know, I never used this thing before.
I mean, everything's preset on my computer,
so if I change cameras, I've got to go in and change it.
So that's why this studio was built like that.
They're passionate about it?
Somewhere, yeah.
It's like, it's so stupid.
There's just to turn and talk to people.
Whoa.
That's not my fault.
Mostly it's my fault.
Everything's my fault.
I'm just going to put it on scuba.
Steve.
He wasn't even here when you designed this, though.
Yeah, but you could have fixed it.
I could have fixed it, yeah.
He fixes everything.
I fix the window, but I didn't fix anything else.
Okay.
The window for the green room or the both windows?
Both of them because they were like super small, smoky little disgusting windows.
Now they're these big, beautiful windows.
The CMT awards were announced.
It's just too many award shows.
Right?
Yeah.
For what?
In general.
In all the letters.
Grammys, Oscars.
Just even CMTs.
I'm not even talking about anything but country.
CMAs ACMs.
CMTs.
CMTs.
It gets to be confusing.
for listeners. I like it. I mean, I think
the CMT awards are fine. We just got to
spread them out a little bit.
And it's also three big award shows,
but they did get a network spot.
CMT did? Good for them.
I think, though, they should move past, and I know it's
country music television, they show videos,
but they don't have to do video awards anymore. Nobody sees
videos. Right. Oh, yeah, because
they're doing like, yeah, they're doing like video of the year
for, we don't see any of this stuff.
We know the artists and the songs. They could do a
country music show, an award show
for artists and songs, and also do a
video category, but I think doing
the whole thing, if I'm correct on
this, on just videos,
we're really just voting for the artist, and they're
going, hey, vote. Not the quality
of the video? Yeah, because... But that is
their thing. That's the only one that's unique
to them. But they only do, like, a little bit.
They can do video categories,
but I think if I'm right, it's all
video categories. Is that right, Morgan?
Is it all categories about videos?
Yeah, it's like female video of the year, male
video of the year, video of the year. Oh, I got you. It's just, it's too much
video. I got you. And I know they do a video show
they do a great job at that show.
It's the one they own that space.
But the whole show about videos
when nobody really watches videos
is tough.
You know what I saw people doing though?
I think it was an Uber I was in
and the guy was playing
all his music from YouTube.
So he had his phone connected to the radio
and all he would do is just do YouTube
and it was all music
and that's how he would stream.
So he would listen.
He was listening.
I mean the video was playing
but he wasn't watching it
and he was listening to the music.
And I definitely
think there should be video categories because that is their thing, but I think they could broaden it
a little bit because they often do a really good job with the award show itself. Like the guy who
produces that show does a good job, but it's just all videos all the time and we don't see
videos really. Yeah. You know, that is what I would do if I were growing that out. And luckily,
no one's asked me. No one's reached out. No, no, no, nor will they. And I'm sure it's good. And the
reason I say this is I was looking at the list
because I have some friends that are nominated and I'm like
I haven't seen a single one of these videos. I know
every song. I know how they've done
the chart, the artists, but I haven't seen
a single video for the song. I've seen the Kelsey
one, the hometown one. I've seen a clip of them if they put it on Instagram.
Yes, which I think she did a while back.
That's the only reason I saw it. So
I encourage people to watch the show. It is
your favorite artist probably
and you're celebrating country music and
but I think probably
all videos all the time is probably a little too much.
Yes, Morgan. You look like you're up to something.
No, well, I just find it weird to the video of the year.
There's like 10 nominees.
Well, here's why, because it's voting and they want more votes and clicks.
That's pretty smart.
It is.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve videos.
Twelve. Twelve.
So, and have these twelve.
You've seen.
Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero.
I've seen none.
Oh, wow.
But it's getting their fan bases to go and vote and click.
Makes sense.
Yeah.
which is pretty smart because you know if they're selling advertising on the web page but yes it's tough
it's tough but also people are just voting for the songs aren't really voting for the videos
but they're voting for the artist so that's my opinion i think the show will be good um
the guy from captain america anthony macky's hosting it which is pretty cool uh he's not captain
america he is now right yeah oh he's the new captain america yeah him and kelsey are hosting the show
i think that's cool and i think the show will be good i think just the categories are weird
I think we can move a little beyond that.
Scooby, your thoughts, you're looking at me.
I can always tell him scuba's thinking something
because he looks up and he'll hold the glance.
If I'm in trouble, he'll hold it a little longer.
If he thinks it's funny, he'll look up and laugh and go back down.
And sometimes he's trying to communicate something to me with just his eyes,
and I do not know what that is.
Were you trying to communicate something there?
No, I was just thinking.
No?
No, what were you thinking?
Well, I was just thinking about Anthony Mackey,
because we were talking about getting him on the show.
Yeah.
On the scenes.
That's what I was thinking about.
And I was like, oh, I need to follow up with him.
I'll tell him my theory.
See if you can change it and get some awards on there.
But that would be cool.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty cool for Kelsey to get to host with him.
Yeah.
You get to meet him.
That's like a major movie story.
Yeah, it's cool.
He's been, oh, he's done a lot of movies.
I never got into the new Captain America on Disney Plus, though,
because I didn't start it in time.
And everybody watched it.
I'd already moved on one of the later ones.
Is that what he's on?
Winter Soldier, right?
Yeah, Falcon and the Winter Soldier.
Yeah.
Good?
Yeah, it's really good.
I also really love the whole Captain America storyline and Winter Soldier.
My least favorite was Captain America the first movie.
My least favorite of all those.
And you never watched Captain America and the Winter Soldier, did you?
No.
That's my favorite movie of, like, outside of the Avengers.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
I really liked the Bowen Arrow team.
Hawkeye.
That series was great.
Did you watch that whole series?
Yeah.
Was it one of the top Disney Plus series is for you?
I mean, it was really good, but no.
It did span me into watching
like the other
the Netflix Marvel TV shows
because of Kingpin.
Oh, those are really good.
Those kick Disney Pluses in the balls.
And now they're on Disney Plus.
They're great because they're grittier.
Yeah, they're very dark.
And parents were mad that they were putting
the Punisher on Disney Plus,
but Disney Plus is going to go a little more.
I hate to say adult, but I'm going to say adult,
meaning literal adults.
But when I say, people are like,
hey, what book?
And I'm like, well, my adult book.
It sounds like a porn book.
No, it just I have a kid book.
coming out.
And in contrast with the kids show, it's more adult.
F-words and the, have you seen The Punisher?
No, so you get Punisher in, what's his name?
He shows up during Spider-Man, what's his name?
The blind hero.
Daredevil.
He shows up a lot in Daredevil, so I got to know him in there.
But when I saw him in that, I was like, I cannot watch a whole series about this.
Daredevil's really good on Netflix, now Disney Plus.
It's up now?
Yeah, it is.
Is that?
Bad Affleck?
No.
This is the series.
The Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner,
I think it's where they met
before they got married.
Daredevil?
Yeah, and that was pretty good.
That guys played multiple superheroes, big ones.
But Daredevil, the Netflix series,
now Disney Plus series, really good.
For me, the Punisher is the best one.
Mike, would you agree with that?
But he's so intense.
Like those, every time he's in those...
Oh, yeah, he punish.
You don't punish happy.
Yeah, I mean, and be like,
boy, today's a beautiful day.
Time to punish.
No, you got to punish.
This was the darkest for.
sure.
You should watch the, I don't want to require you.
What are you watching next?
Karate Kid.
Yeah, Karate Kid.
She already has homework.
Yeah, for like a week.
She always has a couple weeks to do it.
Have you watched it yet?
Not yet, no.
Just a recommendation.
If you do decide to hop in another one of those series,
the Punisher's really good.
I know I need to get to the, like,
when I watch dark shows,
I have to typically do it every couple months
because I can't take it as often as I can't.
I don't want you to take it if you can't take it.
On the shows, though, I liked
I liked the Punisher a lot,
but it's weird to compare the Disney Plus
because the style is different.
But I like that bow and arrow,
Hawkeye.
Loki was pretty good.
Wanda Vision was fantastic once
I figured out what was going on.
The first couple episodes,
I don't know what's happening.
I'm stupid because everybody else is enjoying the show
and I'm just not getting what's happening.
Once I figured it out, man,
that was really good.
But yeah, they do a good job on those shows.
I like Luke Cage, which I don't know if it's on Disney Plus.
Yeah, no, it moved.
They all moved.
Luke Cage is really good.
And I don't consider myself a Superdow guy, but as I've rattled off 34 superheroes, I'm pretty into it, I guess.
Did you see the new Spider-Man movie yet?
No.
Is it streaming yet?
Yeah, you can rent it now.
Yeah, Ren.
You have to.
Oh, it's good.
It's so good.
It's so good.
Yeah, Caitlin's not a big superhero person for real, so I'd have to watch it by myself.
And I'm still trying to watch John Cena in the puner.
No.
The Peacemaker.
The peacemaker.
That's my show now when I have a minute.
It's the opposite of the punisher.
He punishes, though.
Does he?
Okay, let's see.
Oh, the Scoobo Steve story, and then we'll get out of here.
I got a note from someone.
I really don't want to say who said this.
Scoba, would you come back to the microphone for a second?
Yeah.
And you may know who it is by the note.
I never know how this works.
Is this pick on me day?
I just got a curiosity.
The question was, is Scuba Steve a psychopath?
Okay.
They saw you doing something.
somebody witnessed you heating up a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the microwave at work.
And because of that, they think you're a psychopath.
Now, I don't eat peanut butter, so I've never had peanut butter and jelly.
But just putting bread in the microwave.
Makes it like soft.
And then you heat up.
I would like to hear what you have to say about this.
So I guess it's coming from my background.
I grew up on microwaves.
It's the only way we had to heat food up.
So for me, I used to put a lot of things in microwaves like marshmallows, let them blow up, eat them.
No, I get that.
I'm saying, I just think of that being a cold food.
Yes, well, yeah.
So bread is another, I was going to get to that.
So bread, I used to put the microwave a lot as a kid, put butter on it, and that would be like a good snack.
And it was having the bread warm was a nice feeling.
It tasted good.
It felt good.
The texture was great.
And so that's why I've always warmed up bread, which handles that part of it.
and then the P.B&J portion, it was in the fridge, so it was cold, and I don't like cold peanut butter.
I think it's gross. It has a weird texture when it's cold.
Do you like warm peanut butter or just peanut butter that's not cold? Because there's a difference.
If I had a choice to having peanut as room temperature, that's what I would like.
What about the jelly being hot?
Obviously, Amy sent it.
Yeah, exactly.
She's way involved in this.
Wait a second.
So I'm just going to go ahead of yes.
Amy.
So the overall thing is, one, it was a refrigerated piece of bread with refrigerated peanut butter.
which both those I don't like refrigerated.
So I nuked it for that reason alone.
So that my bread was warm, I like it warm,
and my peanut butter wasn't cold, which I don't like it cold.
Okay.
And the jelly being warm doesn't bother me at all.
I feel like it's like a pie.
You eat apple pie warm.
You eat blueberry pie warm.
It's got a jelly texture-ish to it.
Amy, you're a bottle.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I feel like he said he used to like put things in the microwave
to watch him blow up.
So this is, that's why, you know, the psychopath.
I see it, Amy.
Yeah.
And it is weird to heat up a peanut butter.
It feels weird to me.
It's just disgusting.
But I don't eat peanut butter and jelly.
But anything with bread feels weird to heat up.
So would you rather have cold bread or warm bread?
I want to put it in a toaster bread.
Well, I like bread at the restaurant, like a roll or that's warm.
That is warm.
I guess a slice of bread, I'm thinking about what I'm thinking.
A piece of white bread.
I don't like warm.
That feels a piece of white bread feels weird being warm.
It's pretty good.
You should really try it today when you go.
I'm sure I've tried it.
It's not some international delicacies.
that I've never been...
I mean...
But it's just so different, though.
It's so like...
I think I've had microwave bread.
I don't think I like it.
Yeah, I love it.
It dries it out.
No, not at all.
It's the...
Whatever it is, the moisture in the microwave,
I don't know how it all works,
but I feel like something with the chemical reaction.
Well, there is moisture that's created from the heat on the...
And then he had it in a plastic Tupperware.
But the whole...
No, it can make some moist.
Like, it can create like condensation.
But not after 15 seconds.
Well, listen.
I don't give it a try.
This is what Steve says.
This conversation to me is the boxing conversation to Amy.
Yeah.
Move on.
I will share my daughter's latest concoction, which is kind of tasty, and she came up with it.
But she puts bread in the toaster, then she sprinkles it with shredded cheese.
And then in order to get the cheese to melt on the toasted bread, because we have a vertical toaster.
Well, I get the melting thing if you're talking about a microwave.
Right.
So you toast it, you sprinkle the cheese on top, and then you put it in the mic,
microwave for no more, no less than 15 seconds, and it melts the cheese perfectly, but the toast still
stays toasty, not soggy. And it's like, I kind of questioned her on it in the beginning. And
then I tried it. And I was like, oh, good job. Nice little snack. Nice little snack, indeed. Okay,
we're done here. Ray, how long was this one? We were looking at 35. Pretty good, considering I think
we're going to know that long. You guys want to take a roll? Absolutely. Kind of low cash.
bucks.
You'd nail the number.
Then we'll go.
Amy.
One through 100.
34.
43.
Oh, you were so close.
But not really.
Sometimes people will message me going,
why do you guys just talk about
dumb stuff on the post show?
Well, here's what happens.
Post show, we don't have to do.
We're literally just volunteering it.
And sometimes it turns into gold,
and sometimes it does end up being
the stupidest thing you've ever heard
and a waste of time.
But you don't have to listen to it, right?
I mean, you can just skip or not.
We're just talking about things
that we would talk about maybe not on the air.
And sometimes it's really, really funny,
and sometimes it's awful,
but that's the risk you take by click and play on this thing.
Never know what you're going to get.
You know, never.
We did a whole like seven minutes
and me trying to see Jamie had a bet the other day.
That's right.
And we're proud of it.
And now we're trying to make $100.
Post show, yeah.
Mike D, have your shot at $100.
42.
Ooh.
Lunchbox, what would you do with $100?
Then probably buy lottery tickets.
All right.
So you would get lucky here to spend it on getting lucky again?
Interesting.
Hey, double up to catch up, right?
Pushing your luck, isn't that what this?
Well, investing in my future.
Lunchbox, your number?
47.
98.
That's close.
Eddie, with this $100, what would you do specifically?
Oh, man, this $100 today?
He'd probably leave it here on the desk.
I'd go buy beer right now on the way home.
Wow.
It's St. Patty's Day.
So, yeah.
Okay, and your number?
21.
31.
Hold on, it's still shaking.
All right, Morgan, your number.
76.
It's 77.
Wow.
That's not good.
I thought you, when you said 70, I was like, she got it.
Scuba Steve, you deserve this, buddy, after today's beat down.
I'll take 23, please.
74.
Okay.
Make it worse.
Make the day just a little worse.
Ray, 100-sided dice.
What number do you have?
81.30.
And finally, Abby.
I'm going to go 71.
It's 70.
What?
That's two.
It's 70.
That's two missed by one.
All right, friends, hope you have a great day.
Wow.
We will.
Let's do it again.
See you tomorrow.
Ernest in tomorrow.
Carry Underwood in Monday.
Oh, I have a podcast up today.
Why don't I mention that?
Oh, it's tomorrow.
Amy's is up today.
Why don't I mention that?
Your cousin's on.
Your cousin's like a cousin.
Oh, that's cool.
She already predicted how many streams it was going to get, too.
Really?
I'd see if she mails it.
No, but she did send me something because I started numbering my episodes
just because I wanted to be able to reference back,
and I know you do that on the Bobbycast.
So I actually just numbered them this week.
And they didn't even have numbers before this episode.
So now I know this one is, I know, we did them all.
I mean, this is episode one.
No, no, no, we went all the way back.
So this episode is 340.
Good.
But she sent me, she was like, oh my gosh, like I can't believe that the episode is 340.
She had a dream.
Something in numerology, like made it, like, that's like the craziest thing.
Like, I don't know if she broke it all down.
It's very confusing to me.
But she said it's just numbers are everywhere and they're amazing and there's so much energy in the numbers.
And I can't believe that we're episode 340.
But if she knows everything, she wouldn't be like, I can't believe.
I don't think she knows everything.
That's not what she.
She doesn't claim.
Bones, she knows everything she says.
She believes in everything she says.
No, no, no, I don't think you're understanding.
I think that funny jokers go, well, what's the lottery number?
Right.
What's the, I think what she's claiming is she can help people access and she can get into
different parts of the brain that isn't used.
Got it.
It's not.
She can tap into.
Got it.
But if she can sit with you for one hour and tell you 50 things about your life, she
shouldn't be surprised that this is episode 380.
But she wasn't tapping into before it happened.
Like, she was like, oh.
I wonder what this number of episodes are going to be.
All I'm saying is if you did that for a living,
you would never be like,
this is crazy.
I know.
Your whole career is crazy.
No, she just said, wow, this is, she goes,
she's also, I guess I should say,
she's shocked that, like, it worked out that way.
Like, she's saying it's cool,
but she's not, she's actually also at the same time,
like, I'm not surprised by this
because this is really, this is how it all works.
Once you start paying attention to the numbers,
you'll start seeing them.
But.
That means that I don't believe it.
But I'm saying,
but your reasoning as to why isn't fair,
because you're going what TV tells you a psychic is,
Miss Cleo predicting the future.
She would have no career if she didn't believe in what she was saying.
She does believe in what she's saying,
but she's not like this, what you're used to hearing,
like, oh, you know, I don't know what other psychics do
because, again, I've never been into psychics,
and she's not, but she's not like what you're picturing.
She's not like a person with a...
You're picturing Miss Cleo.
Yeah.
Ms. Cleo was awesome.
Mr. Ball.
And I don't know.
You can take it up with her and she'll defend it all day long.
I know that.
I'm not about to argue with her.
She's like, I have an entire career around this and I believe 100% in what I do and my abilities.
I started to feel last night I was a little psychic.
So let's see if I can make some extra key to-down.
Okay. I bet you can.
I'm psychic today that Michigan, 11 seed, will be Colorado State.
Is that today or tomorrow?
You're calling that?
It's the first game.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Base your career on that.
You got it.
Today, Michigan, an 11th ranked Michigan, the worst team in the tournament.
Shouldn't even be in the tournament.
Shouldn't even be in the tournament.
I agree.
However, they are going to win today
playing Colorado State,
a six seed.
That is my psychic prediction.
And if I'm wrong,
I'll retire from being a psychic.
Good.
I love it.
I will give up my whole career
of being a psychic.
What do you think about her
predicting the month Bobby was going to get engaged?
It's fine.
It's fine.
All I'm saying is that she shouldn't be shocked
if she nails something
because she nails a lot of things.
She wasn't ever predicting it.
She just was pointing out.
She was like, oh.
This is wild.
Like, see?
This is what I'm talking about.
But the fact that she predicted his engagement, not wild.
Yes, it's wild too.
It's all wild.
Hey, why are you such a hater, but you argue terribly?
Yeah.
Hmm?
And we're like, well, I've been thinking about this.
Let me argue this.
And I don't like to argue.
I don't argue a lot, but there are certain things we're just like, because this sometimes...
But you're not arguing what we're saying.
What do you mean?
I could argue with you that I don't believe in psychics.
I could be on yourself.
We're not arguing that.
I know.
But that's basically what you're saying.
Like, how did she not?
Because she can't predict the future.
she's not saying that she's someone who's just knowing all the future all the time.
No, she sees the past, dude.
She talks to people that were here a long time.
She doesn't see the future.
Or she calls his wedding.
Wait. Wait.
Wait.
Guys, we're arguing about something that's so ridiculous.
I'm just arguing your argument.
I'm arguing what's really happening.
Maybe I would like Eddie to argue with her on a post show one day.
No, no, she already knows his argument so she would be able to tell you what he's going to say.
Love it.
No, he's making fun of you.
He's making fun of you and you don't understand.
He's not making fun of me.
Yes, it is because she hasn't had a connection to you.
You just making fun of me?
Yes, he is.
And you fist bumped him.
Hey, you're making fun of me?
No, dude.
Don't make fun of me, man.
I don't know.
I got to finish this stupid bracket.
I don't even like doing brackets, but I'm going to finish the bracket.
Yeah, we don't have a lot of time.
And then we'll see you guys on tomorrow's show.
All right, Ray, you can turn us off.
Bye, everybody.
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