The Bobby Bones Show - Thursday Post Show (04-08-21)

Episode Date: April 8, 2021

Bobby welcomes everyone to the Post Show if you're new! Bobby takes a voicemail from a listener struggling on the decision to uninvite an uncle from her wedding. Bobby also gets called out on ranking nuts but not liking. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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If you're listening to this, you just turn on our podcast, today is the day, you jump in, and you're like, I think I'm going to podcast that show. This is the Post Show. This is the show. This wasn't on the radio. This is us coming at. We always have some stuff to say when the show is over. We're like, man, we should have got to that, or, well, now I have this thought.

So this is not the show. The show is on another clip, and that is K-9. K-9, who is a listener who sent us that, We played it for the first time. He's a rapper. He is. From Florida. Absolutely.

He is. Vero Beach, I think. Vero Beach. Vero Beach. Yeah, that works. You know what, whatever. Sorry about that. I want to play some voicemails.

First up, this is Jen from Maryland. I'm getting married in just over four weeks. In the last couple of days, my father has demonstrated his dislike for me inviting his brother, my uncle, because they are at odds right now. He has even gone so far as to say that he will not come to the wedding if my uncle is there. Do I, you know, tell my dad to suck it up? Do I un-invite my uncle? I know you're getting married soon.

I love listening to all that. I'd love to hear the show's thoughts. Thanks. Bye. I don't think you un-invite your uncle. Your dad needs to C-T-F-O. See? Chill.

Yeah, got it. Chill. This is about you. If you have a relationship with your uncle, you want him there, he should be there. They want to stay apart? Great. But it's also selfish of him

to bring that stress onto you to where you're thinking about it and worrying about it on your wedding day. Yeah, not a good look for old pops. I think he's bluffing. Oh yeah, of course he's bluffing. I think he's bluffing.

He's not not going to go to the wedding because you invited his brother. I hate that for you, Jen. I put you in a weird spot. Inviting people's hard enough. I've screwed up many times. There are people that I thought, I thought I invited that I didn't send a date to.

One of them, I was like, you know, I was talking to Caitlin. I said, do you know who has an RSVP yet? It was Lauren Petrosky. And she was like, oh, she's like, she has it? I said, no. She was like, well, let's see when we sent it. You didn't send her an invite? I thought I did.

And you know she's sitting back in Austin being like, well, I'm going to this wedding or not. Listen, I said, hey, well, look it up and see when we sent them out. Because we kind of did it in two waves. And I'm saying, are you sure that she didn't, we didn't get. one RSVP back on the website. And she looks, she goes, no, nothing. And she goes, well, let me look and see. She goes, you didn't put her on the list. I'm like, of course I did. She's like, well, I don't think you wrote it down. And so I didn't. But now it's awkward to go, hey, I need your address because I forgot to send you an invite. You can just always, I think, I think people

understand that you, the groom, like, I'm sorry. It was my job. And I space. It was on our list of people and I guess I just didn't transfer it over to the address list. There were a couple. How many, are you done, done though? Like, have you invited? I thought I was done already to Kaylon. Caitlin, she's doing all the work. Of course she is.

She'll bring me up for consulting and I have done a couple of the things, but nothing heavy. Got the DJ, Kramer. There we go, Kramer. He was going to drive up from Arkansas. Whom you didn't really tell that he was DJing until recently. Yeah, just a small detail. Sure. Yeah.

Got it. We're going to have a DJ and a band. So when one takes a break, the other goes. And a couple of the musical things I've lined up. But 99.9% has been all her. And I've actually been detrimental to the process in forgetting to invite people. I put the wrong Gary LaVox a dress down. And somebody else got a...

Oh, great. You can have a stranger at your wedding. And so I was like, I was talking to Gary that he's late singer Rascal Flats. And he was like, I never got it? And I was like, what do you mean? And I was like, why don't you RSDP? You're the one saying, when is it? And he's like, I never got it.

So listen, I screwed up a few things. I've made this wedding difficult on me, but mostly on her. But that's the sitch. I don't think anyone should bring stress onto the wedding that isn't involved in the wedding, especially your dad. Thank you. You'll get over it. All right.

Here is voicemail number three. Morning studio. I find it ironic that you don't like peanut butter, yet you just did the Mount Rushmore of nuts. I, on the other hand, don't like. nuts but love peanut butter. Your thoughts on this? My thoughts are I love peanuts. I don't like peanut butter. The smell, the texture, the taste. All of it is bad. It's not just smashed peanuts. There's something else they put in there obviously that I don't like. I don't know what it is. What can they

possibly put in there? I don't know. I don't like it. I don't like anything about peanut butter. I like almond butter. It is very weird that you like peanuts but not peanut butter. But texture doesn't make sense because I like almond butter. I like it a lot. Okay, Boris. Next one up. You guys were talking the other day about if it's caramel or caramel. That is one of my biggest pet peas. The sweet that you eat is correctly pronounced caramel. Thank you. Carmel is a girl's name.

It's a city and it's a mountain. So that is the correct way. Thank you. I don't believe. And you were busting my chops over being fancy because I call it caramel. That is a fancy, darling. Way to do it. And what girl is named Carmel?

On pole three. There we go. Pour some sugar. Okay, if you say so, bud. Mike D. is going to pull something from the internet. Oh, is this where they pronounce it? It's going to be an English lady. Can you walk over to lunchboxes, Mike, and play it in here?

This is just, what is this site, Mike? This is just Google. Oh, Google and pronunciation. There you go. Caramel. Caramel. I didn't say Amel. Go do it again.

Caramel. Caramel. Caramel. And how do you say it? Carmel? So I think we all say it wrong. Yeah. I guess so. So take that guy. Hey, guy. Yeah, a guy. Okay, there's that. Go to your mountain caramel. What do I have down here? I wrote a note because I wanted to talk about it. It said reading. Reading. Are you reading something new?

I mean, no, same book. I hate when I do this. When I write something. You should put more than one word down. I was in the middle of a segment. And as I'm doing segments, I'm thinking of other segments. And so I write down the word reading. Reading. It may come back to me. I'll move on from now.

Reading Rainbow? The woman with the world's longest nails has cut them and is looking forward and not having to be careful in the bathroom. What? Well, because if you wipe, obviously, it's tough. What do you do? Put your toilet paper on your wrist, on your forearm? The story is so weird.

Mike, can you hand me that story? Because I think on this, it says exactly how long her finger Have you seen pictures of this, that stuff? Yes, and I've seen world record holders from this before. And I always hate it for them because I think at some point in their life, they started growing them out. They started to be celebrated for it and they're like, oh, people like me for this. We all do this, right? Sure.

But that's just an unfortunate thing because then you have to keep up with them the whole time. The fingernails, like, go around a big. They curve, you know? Yes, they curl in like spirals. A woman named Ianna Williams from Houston has the Guinness World Record for the longest fingernails. a total of 24 feet 7 inches. She's grown there for 30 years. So it's 24 feet all together.

Each of them look like they're about 3 feet long. And she must not really do much with her hands because they'll break. How can you? Yeah. I don't know. And she's like from America? Houston. That's weird.

I thought it was going to be some weird country that you never heard of. But wow. Why do we think I wrote down reading? Reading Rainbow. That's what Eddie said. Nothing comes back to. Reading Railroad. We could play that game where we try to guess what I meant.

Yeah. Reading Railroad. You were playing Monopoly. All right, we're going to be done here. Thank you. I hope you enjoyed today's show. We have to do it and get an interview in. Scoob, everything good with you?

I'm good. Yeah, thank you for you. All right. Bye, everybody. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set every,

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