The Bobby Bones Show - Thursday Post Show (09-23-21)
Episode Date: September 23, 2021Bobby starts out by giving a new rule in our “20 Questions” game. If you guess in the middle of the game and get it wrong…you’re out! Eddie shares a video that made him LOL. We talked about wh...at tattoo we’d get a company of. And Abby shares the interesting DMs she has been getting on dating apps. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show.
Here's your host, Bobby Bones.
Do you want to go right to it?
What?
What do you think?
Whatever you want, man.
I'm going to be cool today.
What happened?
I've written down the celebrity.
Oh, this.
Okay, see, Amy, he just did it.
He just did what?
He just said I'm writing down a celebrity.
See, this is what you have to look out for.
I know.
It may not be a celebrity.
I'm not.
I'm not falling for it.
I took nothing from that other than we're about to play 20 questions.
And I'm not even talking to lunchbox because he's
just going to waste five questions. A listener
had a pretty good idea. They said if someone
guesses in the middle and they don't get it right,
that's their elimination. I love that.
No, no, here's the thing, because you're not a team.
Yeah. You're playing to get it.
Then give us all 20 questions? No, no, that you're missing
the whole point. Then rename it to
five questions. No. Okay, you're being exactly what you didn't want to be.
Okay, you're right. I relax.
At the end of the 20 questions, you all have a chance
to write your answer down. And if you get it,
you get the point. And other people's questions
get to help you. Yes. But if
someone jumps in and guesses it and they miss it,
they're out, but they could be the only one to get the point, too.
So I think we'll put that rule in.
If you guess in the middle of the game, you have a chance to win it all.
Or you're out.
Or you're out.
Okay. Cool.
Isn't there a voicemail that suggested that?
Can you play that?
I would like one question game.
You guys should play that more often because it was so funny how Eddie just got.
It was just funny.
I like it.
I just thought I'd call them let you know.
Love the show.
There's one.
That wasn't the rule change.
That was just a general.
But you hear what she just said?
She called it 21 questions.
Well, whatever.
Missing one question.
Good morning, studio.
I was just listening to the post show, and for the second time today heard the 20 questions.
I think you ought to make it more interesting, Bobby.
If somebody guesses in the middle of the questions, they get eliminated.
If you miss it.
Or you can win it all.
Sure.
Like if you knit something.
Okay.
So then at the end, you could get to come back in.
You're out.
You're out.
So you just made it lame is really what happened
That doesn't make it more interesting
It makes you not waste of dumb question
If it were me I would like that
Because when I knew it I don't want to guess right then
And go all or nothing
I'm a risk taker though
Okay
You guys aren't risk takers
I am a risk taker
Eddie is just a cry baby
He is
True
What?
Okay go
I just want to win
Mike you want to come see my celebrity
So you can help me fact check it
See you keep saying celebrity guys
Well I mean it has to be somebody we know
Yeah but doesn't mean it's a celebrity
Do you see my celebrity?
Got it.
Okay.
All right.
20 questions starts with you.
Amy, go.
Okay.
Is he a he?
Yes.
Okay.
I'll let me write this down.
Or it's a boy.
Because we're all playing.
Does he identify as a male?
Go ahead.
Lunchbox.
Is this person known as an athlete or former athlete
for their athletic prowess?
What's your question?
like three questions there.
No, that's one question.
Is it a former athlete?
Like a professional athlete?
It's good.
What's your question?
I just, no, you're dodging.
You did like three commas.
Come on.
Hey, you're a lawyer right now.
Be specific.
I just did.
I said, is this man known for his athletic prowess?
Prouce is such...
I don't even know what that means.
No, Michael Jordan is known for his athletic prowl.
Michael Jordan's known for him professional athletes.
So is he a professional athlete?
Is this person known as a professional athlete?
No.
That doesn't mean they're not an athlete.
That's the problem.
No, because we're not.
They would be known for being an athlete.
No, they could be an athlete, but it's not a pro athlete.
That's the problem.
But how would we know them?
I get it.
Okay.
Is this a...
I don't want to do the real person again.
Because they're all real people.
That's not true.
Forever to be thinking about what your question is going to be.
I was too busy worried about what lunchbox is going to ask.
Bobby, let me ask you this.
Is this person alive?
Yeah.
A living.
Okay.
Morgan?
Are they over 50?
No?
Right, Mike?
No.
A younger lad.
Amy.
Is he married?
Yeah.
That's a weird question, Amy.
But keep asking it.
Well, no, because now if he's married,
okay, if he's married, now he know he's not 12.
Yes.
Oh, it's so smart.
He could be 16.
Five questions down.
Five questions down.
Lunchbox.
Married.
Not 12.
And he's probably not Ronald McDonald.
My screen's frozen.
But it could be Mickey Mouse.
Mickey's older.
50.
Is he?
Lunchbox.
Is this
person
a
known TV actor?
A known TV actor?
Obviously known
because we have to
know.
Is he known for
being a TV actor?
I don't have a screen mic
so if you're showing me things.
Is he known for being on
TV acting on TV?
That's what that's the question.
See if he's an actor.
Maybe he's not an actor.
No.
No, he's not.
known for acting on TV.
We've got fruit flies.
Who left fruit out of here?
What if he's on TV?
They've been in here for all week.
They're in the bathroom.
They're everywhere.
What if he's on TV, but he's on an actor?
Right.
That's why the question was.
Yeah, but it's okay.
Lunchbox gives like nine options to get out of a question.
It's okay, though.
I'm cool.
Eddie's going to ask you if he's directed a movie in the 1950s.
What was your question?
Don't worry about it.
Is he known for being a TV actor?
No, not known for TV actor.
Okay.
Yeah, so that's a good question.
So it's not Chandler Bing, because that's a TV actor.
Is this person, is this man under 50,
fictional?
Is it a fictional character?
That's a terrible question.
No.
So it's a real person.
It's not Ronald McDonald.
But he's married.
Is Ronald McDonald married?
Is Forrest Gump married?
Yes, he married Jenny.
So now we can do all movie characters?
Yes, it could be a character.
Oh my gosh.
You've never played with him before?
It can be anybody.
Yes, I played with him.
It could be the Queen of England.
It could be Cinderella.
Yes.
Okay.
Well, is he on TikTok?
What?
It could be on TikTok, but...
Guys, not everybody's on TikTok.
That's true.
But I mean, I...
Let me search.
I do want to give...
Because my screen is down.
Oh, my God.
Does he do a cameo?
And if he's on TikTok and he's famous,
it is likely that we have seen videos from him before.
But I have no idea who a famous married TikTok person is.
Yeah.
See you?
No.
He's just checking to see if he's on TikTok.
Yeah, he's on TikTok.
He is?
Like he runs it or someone else?
Like he's an account?
He has a TikTok account?
He's on TikTok.
Anyone?
Hey, Eddie, this is the duciest you ever are in your whole life, playing this game.
No, no, I'm just talking to myself.
No, no, I'm cool, dude.
We all have our moments.
No, man, I'm totally cool.
I'm having a great time.
Love it.
Amy.
That's eight questions down.
On TikTok.
Which doesn't tell you a lot, honestly.
It just tells us he has someone set him up a TikTok.
account.
Exactly.
Or there's just a video of him on TikTok.
Stop it.
Go ahead.
Is he in music?
Mike.
Okay.
No.
Okay.
Just going to go with no.
But.
Not known for me.
Unless you're tricking us.
No, the answer is no.
I ask Mike who is like the Jeopardy person who sits behind the desk and tells you
I just don't want to mess this up.
Yeah, but the way y'all are even talking to each other.
Don't worry about that.
Don't listen to that, Amy.
I know.
Don't listen to any of that crap.
It's rebooting, Mike, if you want to get that screen back up.
Lunchbox.
Just guess, dude.
Ask about his skin.
Ask about his ethnicity.
That doesn't help me.
It doesn't?
I need to know.
Well, then why didn't you ask about it?
If you wanted to know that, you should have asked that.
Do you understand you guys have your own questions?
And if you want to ask something, ask it.
Don't ask a question and then turn to me and say, hey, get this information for me.
By the way, if you ever want to guess, you don't have to wait for your turn.
Oh, you can just guess whenever?
You can just be like, I'd like to guess.
And you can guess.
Lunchbox, guess.
Wait, what?
Why are you yelling at me?
I wasn't.
He wasn't.
No, you get mad at me for not asking the question.
I'm not mad at you.
You need an answer or a question?
I need an whatever you're giving me.
Give him an answer.
Come on.
I'm about to just to eliminate myself from this mess.
Is this guy a movie star?
It's a movie star, yes.
Yes.
Okay, that's a good question.
I know.
I come up with good questions because I don't ask your,
dumb question. Now ask him if he's been in a movie this year
already. He's male. He's not a pro athlete.
He's alive. He's not over 50. He is
married. We have checked. He's married.
Right?
Not a TV actor. It's not fictional. He's on
TikTok. He's under 50.
Not known for music.
And he is a movie star. Whatever that means.
But he is a movie star.
What do you mean? Whatever that means. Well, it's in movies. You're a movie star.
No, you're not.
Well, there's a line. No, no. No. Joe
Hursley was in a movie. He's not a movie star.
Who is Joe Horsley?
He graduated from Anderson High School.
Shout out.
I'm just going, he's a movie star.
You guys can fight about movie star later.
He's a movie star.
Okay.
Have you ever met him?
Is that not a good question?
Because I don't know.
You're not going to know everybody, Bobby's met.
He meets so many people.
We know a lot of people that he's met.
Okay.
Have you ever met this movie star that's under 50?
And married?
I don't think so.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm going to say the answer is no.
Mike, can you remember?
Sometimes I don't remember meeting people quickly.
Can you remember meeting them?
Okay.
Exactly.
He could have just walked by him in a hall high-line.
All right.
Morgan.
He never met him.
Has he been in superhero movies?
Yes.
I have a guess.
Go ahead.
Is it Ryan Reynolds?
Correct.
What?
I knew what she had TikTok.
She had it.
She nailed it.
Oh, so you had TikTok did help you.
Because Ryan Reynolds did we just died from Ryan Reynolds for you.
Yay.
Yes.
Why didn't you get mad at her for guessing?
What?
She got it right.
Oh, so if she would have got it wrong, it's okay.
And if she would have got it wrong, she would have been, bye-bye.
But would you have been mad?
No.
Is that the way to the quote?
It does add a wrinkle I like.
I like it too.
Yeah.
Because then you get out of here if you get it wrong.
And you can at any time, go like, boom, I guess it.
Good stuff.
Morgan.
Good job.
Thank you.
I have no idea how you know that.
From that, I mean, I don't even get Ryan Reynolds at all.
And that's why the singing, he just did the singing thing with the Will Ferrell.
Yeah, but that to me didn't matter.
I was just mess with you guys a little bit.
Oh, you were.
Told you.
TikTok, the question helped.
It did, Morgan. I'm sorry.
I knew he was on, but I just looked just for the sake of it.
I know.
It's a...
Theatric.
I know how he plays.
It's all theater.
It's from TikTok, actually, speaking of TikTok. This is... because... I just haven't met you yet. Michael Boobley. Yeah.
in Oklahoma. And so they
booed him. So the next show
he opened the show by the same place.
Same city. He opened the show
with a big surprise.
Tonight, a young gentleman
who happens to be on a gigantic American tour
just happens to have a day off
right here. And
he's a beautiful kid and because of that
he was kind enough to want to come out
and say hi to hi to you. So please ladies and gentlemen
to begin this show and a big surprise
please welcome the stage. The one and only
Harry Stats. What?
Harry's not coming.
You booed him.
So the night before they booed him,
so he got him back with a joke.
And he even gave him the bird.
He's like, no, ever boo me again.
That's pretty funny, huh?
They're pretty funny.
I laughed.
Thank you.
Let's see.
A woman was found on a rock in Croatia
with no memory.
What do you mean on a rock?
Well, we're not playing 20 questions anymore, guys.
We're back to the part of the show
where we tell stories,
and hopefully the content.
It's compelling enough to get people to stay.
Yeah, but it's just like she just ended up on a rock.
A mystery woman found bloodied and bruised on a rock off the coast of Croatia with no memory.
Got it.
Of who she was has finally been identified as a Hollywood jewelry maker.
Daniela Adam Kova spoke perfect English but did not know who she was.
She was identified after police received numerous tips.
She used to live in the U.S., made jewelry and I guess...
She'd go overboard?
Amy, just like the movie.
She was found by a fisherman on the coast, bloodied bruise and stuck on Iraq.
but again, they don't really know how.
Her friends were just like, she went through some hard times.
They don't know how she ended up rock.
She didn't know she was, much less how she ended up in the rock.
Is she back to normal or is she still forgot everything?
It doesn't say, just talks about how the jewelry she designed for famous people.
But there was a story like we found this woman.
She doesn't know who she is.
But because they posted a picture of her, people are like, oh, that's her.
Do you ever see overboard?
I don't know what that is.
It's a good movie.
Oh, yeah.
Goldie Hahn.
Her Russell.
She's really rich.
She's married to this rich guy, whatever.
Well, she falls overboard.
and she forgets her whole rich, rich life,
and she gets rescued by like a poor carpenter dude,
Kurt Russell, and then he's just like,
hey, I'm going to make you my wife.
So he makes her his wife,
and he has four kids, so she cleans the house and everything.
And he convinces her, he's like, yeah,
we've been married for 20 years.
And she just, like, goes with it because she doesn't remember anything.
It's cute.
Should I figure it out?
Eventually she figures it out.
Okay, that's in the 80s.
I was going to watch that today.
And you set me up.
You're not watching it.
On Netflix to send me the DVD.
It's a good show.
Um, we're gonna do this wheel when it comes in.
But there's a turkey and gravy soda.
They go on sale and select stores next week.
But we're gonna try to order the turkey and gravy soda.
Is it thick?
It tastes like turkey and gravy.
But didn't you have ice cream that tasted like turkey and gravy?
In dressing.
And it was great.
Yeah.
And cranberry sauce.
And I only bought it because I thought there's no way this tastes good.
And then I ate it and it tastes really good.
Okay.
So, but we'll, maybe this isn't a wheel enough.
Maybe we just try it.
We're going to order this, though.
We still do have the world's most sour candy available.
Scuba Steve suggested yesterday because we have Old Dominion coming in on the 8th.
He was like, let's just spend the wheel and make one of them eat it.
And I was like, I can't only make an artist vomit.
It's so bad.
Didn't we make Tyler Farr do something with them?
Well, Tyler Farr wanted to an Iron Man shot because he'd heard lunchbox are doing it.
And an Iron Man shot, lunchbox walked me through that?
So you do, you snort the salt up your nose, you do a shot of tequila and the lime in your eye.
And you yell, Iron Man, Iron Man, Iron Man.
Again, slower?
You do, so a shot of tequila is usually you lick the salt, take the shot tequila, and lime in your mouth.
But that's how cissies do it.
If you want to do a real, like, Iron Man shot, you take the salt, snort it up your nose, take the shot of tequila, ah.
And then instead of, you know, drowning the lime, you put it, you just,
Take the lime and squeeze it in your eye.
So stupid.
We used to do this on the air when we first got here.
Oh, lunchbox he's doing at bars for fun.
Chick, I'm telling you, if you're a guy and you want chicks to pay attention to you, do that at a bar, they'll be surrounding you.
Yes, people will pay attention to you, but they'll also pay attention if you take a dump in the middle floor.
That's true.
The bar.
They'll probably want you out of there.
If they'll pay attention for a second.
I'm telling you, that Iron Man shot, it gets people.
What restaurant would you get a tattoo of for free food for life?
because in 1998
lunchbox these guys got a tattoo
Yeah and San Francisco is like you get free tacos for life
If you get a tattoo so they didn't
Then the taco shop went out of business in 2012
Oh no
That's hilarious
So
Well
Which one would you get Amy?
Chick-fil-A
I guess I get the chicken
The logo
Just yeah the logo got it
Lunchbox
Oh man this is only regionally
That's the only problem though is cheddar
I love cheddar scratch kitchen
But I mean it's
I go somewhere in the other part of the country.
They're not going to have it.
But I'm going to get that sucker right on my arm.
Eddie?
That's tough.
I'm between Waterburger and Pizza Hut right now, but I guess I'd have to go Waterburger.
I see more future in Waterburger.
See, I think, I think differently than you guys.
I think I'm going to get the most out of the least.
So I'm going to go for a really expensive restaurant.
Oh.
Because if I get it free, why don't I go to, like, a little small roots crisp?
Oh, yes.
And I could have free, like, steak and potato every night.
Switch up the menu.
And that's why you're...
That's why you're...
That's why...
No, no, I'm just saying that's what...
Even though I don't eat that the most now, if that's the rule, I'm going to take advantage of it and do...
Yeah.
That's perfect.
That's not as yummy to me.
Like, I don't want a steak.
Bork him if they have all kinds.
No, they have all kinds of stuff.
It's like high dollar stuff.
Yeah, we screwed that up.
Yeah, we're idiots.
I go for.
I stand by mine.
No, you know.
And chick-filet's great.
I do.
Good for you.
Yeah.
Good for you.
I'm trying to think of a restaurant that has like a lot of variety, too.
Cheesecake Factory.
Like a P.F. Chang's would also be good.
Yeah.
If you want to stay in that.
But that's all, like, Asian food.
I'm thinking, like, Golden Corral.
Lunchbox's at Cheesecake Factory.
That menu is like an encyclopedia.
It is.
So there's a lot there.
A couple things that I'm just going to save for the show.
Abby has been getting some DMs.
From boys?
Yeah, since she came on.
That's a good thing, right?
Yeah, and I just, I think maybe tomorrow show, Monday show,
we have a read, like, one of the real passionate ones on the air.
Okay.
Abby, are you okay with that?
Yeah, I'm good.
Do you have any that you're a little interested in?
I don't know about that.
Oh.
Are some of them, like, pouring their heart out to you?
Yeah, a couple.
Mm-hmm.
And a lot are using the same line.
What's the line?
Oh, wait.
Let's wait.
Oh, maybe it's the...
What's the line?
It's the one you're talking about...
What's the one where does it hurt when you fell from the sky?
What is that one?
Oh, did it hurt.
It's not one.
Yeah.
Or, let me check your...
tag, oh, what a thought. Did you use wind decks on your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
I never heard that one. That's not as sweet as the heaven one. Are you a 10? Are you from Tennessee?
He's the only 10 I see? Yeah. Yeah. Are you from Mississippi? Because you don't want to mississippi me.
Okay, but we will do that on the air, okay? Either tomorrow or Monday. I do want to hear some of these DMs.
I think that's going to be it for today. I'm starving.
Lunchbox better not be sliding into her DMs. Well, that's what she's worried about.
That's part of the segment.
Okay.
Because she's like, they're all saying the same thing.
You're right.
I don't see him with a big variety of pickup lines.
Is any of them Gibbles?
Jason Gibble.
Fred Gibles.
Nico Jackson.
I mean, please, no.
We will see you guys tomorrow.
Hope you have a great day.
Bye, everybody.
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