The Bobby Bones Show - Thursday Post Show (3-25-21)

Episode Date: March 25, 2021

Bobby talks to Amy about how Karen Fairchild from Little Big Town came over to her house yesterday. Bobby on going to play basketball with Travis Denning yesterday for a video shoot. Amy on her dad mo...ving into her house yesterday and figuring out how it’s going to work. Raymundo finally gets new Post Show music. Bobby brings in our boss Rod to talk about how he thought The Morning Corny wasn’t a good segment. Bobby also gets Rod to tell us about where we are doing well and where we aren’t doing as well. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:46 addresses. Get started at Redfin.com. Own the dream. All right. The Bobby Bones post show pre-show. So Amy hit me a little nugget that Karen Fairchild is going to her house. day? Oh, and she was over yesterday. Was that what it was? Mm-hmm. Doing what? She recorded my podcast and we recorded women of I Heart Country.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Karen Fairchild is in Little Big Town. Amy has all the cool celebs coming over. That's awesome. How do you approach her to come to your house? I don't, well. Did you ask her on Instagram? Kimberly came over too. Yeah, but how do you make that happen?
Starting point is 00:03:20 I don't, it's not necessarily me, but I guess they're willing. Obviously, I throw out either Zoom, whatever's most comfortable. or easiest for them. Studio, Zoom, or swing by the house. And I guess they choose the house if they want to. So that's cool. Do you DM them or how does that happen? I don't understand. No. I mean, I guess with Women of I Heart Country, it's a little bit different. For my podcast, yeah, I just reach out to them, but not on DM. I guess there's like email or I don't know. I think I was after Kimberly came on, Karen maybe made some comment. And I was like, can't wait to have you on too. Because people loved, people love the Kimberly one.
Starting point is 00:03:59 So I don't know how it seems to happen, but it was awesome. And she, you know how we always talk about how they're the nicest humans in the world. And of course, they are super cool. Yeah, they're super cool.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Yesterday went and play basketball, Travis Denning's going to be on tomorrow show. And I'll probably bring this up on the regular show too, but I went, and he was shooting a little thing with some friends. He's called,
Starting point is 00:04:20 it's called Travis Denning and Friends do stuff. So Travis and I are pretty close off the air. I'd say buds, not friend friends. I think I'm a little too old to be like a friend friend because he's in his 20s I think. We play golf together and done some stuff. But I say, hey, will you come shoot this?
Starting point is 00:04:34 And I ate something bad the night before just crushing me. I was so nauseous. I knew it wasn't COVID because I just got COVID tested and got the negative. And I was like, fine, I'm going to go because he had a whole crew there to shoot it. And I get there and it's me.
Starting point is 00:04:47 And it was basketball. So I dressed up head to toe Arkansas gear. I had the razor back jersey on the shorts. I saw that picture. Yeah. And so it was me. Travis, and he has that song, After a few drinks, it's always,
Starting point is 00:04:59 Adam Hamburg, the writer, who's written a couple number ones, also an artist, and then two guys from Lanko, the lead singer, Brandon. And then Tripp, who's in the band too. And I'm telling you, those Lanko guys play ball.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Really? They play all the time. I mean, they were just shooting lights out. But we went yesterday, and they're not tall guys, they're little guys, they're kind of squirts, but they were just dominating horse.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Because I was like, oh, you guys play, we'd come over to the house, we have big games, and they started playing, I was like, I'm never inviting you guys. Yeah. Like Matt Stel's not invited anymore, right? I beat Matt Stel, so I'm okay with that.
Starting point is 00:05:32 If we were playing like real games, Matt Stel's 6-6. Dominate. And he dominates. But how we play, you know, we shoot. But those guys were good. So I did that yesterday. I dealt with some dog stuff that you may have heard on the show today. But what did you do yesterday?
Starting point is 00:05:48 Oh, my dad moved in. Oh, yeah. Did you have everything set for that? Or is it like when you move into college and you think you have everything, but then you have a bunch of stuff you've got to run to Walmart for it real quick. I mean, it was probably a little bit of that. We took a Monday and Tuesday to get set up. Like at first we thought he could move in on Monday and then we were like, no way.
Starting point is 00:06:03 And then we thought Tuesday and then we were like, no way. But then Wednesday, we couldn't leave him hanging any longer because he'd been in the hospital. He was ready to go. He was calling like every day, like come pick me up, get me out of here. So I was like, we just got to go get him. So I went and picked him up at noon and then brought him home. And yeah, we're still figuring some stuff out, you know, even this. Just making sure we have everything just right.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Which I'm still, even this morning, was learning some stuff. I was like, oh, and I didn't think about that. We have a new intro for this. Ray has been working on this for like five days. For the post show? Yeah. Yeah. So let's hear it now.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Okay, music. It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. Oh, yeah. That's it. That's it. Thank you, guys. Thank you for.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Thank you for. But we got a lot to talk about on the show. Yeah, that's it. That's perfect. It took us like five, but that's it. That's a jam. I was reading some of the B-Team Facebook page, which I can really get some really constructive stuff there.
Starting point is 00:07:04 And they were like, is Bobby just messing with Ray, trying to get him to cut a new intro every day? It wasn't. We were just finding our vibe. Right, and I told Steve, I'm just going to throw out crap at him right away and have him turn it down, and then we'll keep improving it.
Starting point is 00:07:16 You don't have to do your best thing at first. I don't agree with that. That's interesting technique. Because you could be working on something else. So give them crap five times. Steve's like, that wasn't my method. That's on me. So when I said we have one that was, you know, anyways.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Well, my thing was sometimes the morning corny, the dumbest stuff ends up working. So that was throwing something dumb maybe at you. Maybe not the least amount of time that I put something effort into something. The morning corny is not dumb. Do you remember, hey, Rod is here, our boss. Can you hear us, Rod, do you have headphones on? He's hanging. I don't know why he's hanging out, but he's down here in this part of the building, so we'll use them.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Remember way back in the day and I was like, hey, Hey, I got this segment called the Morning Corny. It's going to be funny. And you were like, well, that's not, that's dumb. Wait, did I say it was dumb? Yeah, yeah, you were not a believer. I don't think I said it was dumb. Are you trying to get me in this goofy camera?
Starting point is 00:08:04 Well, yeah, the camera just needs to see you. I mean, it's part of the show. Now, what do you think about the Morning Corny? Morning Corny's great, but let's go back. I don't think I said it was bad. I'm like, mm-hmm. So what are you going to do with it? Because the name is Corny.
Starting point is 00:08:19 It is what it is. Yeah. Corny's corny. And I was like people don't like the small corny joke. I think what you're remembering is some other people hit me with feedback because they didn't get it. And I was like, eh, not everybody's catching that right away. That's what I recall. It's supposed to be corny.
Starting point is 00:08:33 Yeah. And then, yeah, I don't know. We have a little revisionist history, I think, one of the two of us. Possibly me, but probably you. The truth is in the middle, let's hope. Probably somewhere. Or you're right, and I'm wrong. Another thing is, I was, and I'm glad you're here, because Mike D and I had a talk this morning, where, you know, we'll really find something that works and then just sit on it for a while until it starts to not work again.
Starting point is 00:08:53 we'll kind of get away from it. But about once a day, we'll play some sort of fun game, music game, something to do. And I was reading through the B-Team page yesterday, and I'm like, hey, maybe we've done, we've been a little too game happy. And I thought, you know, maybe they're on to something, because those guys listen every day. Do you think a game a day over five hours is too much? Do you think we're playing too many games? No, no, no, it's not too many games. People like to play along. We know that. And by the way, we love the B-team. Keep in mind, the B-team here's it five times more frequently than the C-team.
Starting point is 00:09:21 What's the C team? Is that Caitlin's team? Yes, yes. Caitlin's team is... So, ask, because I told Mike, I said, hey, why don't we peel back a little bit on games? Because Mike writes 99.9% of the games. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:35 What is your take as the big boss? You're asking once a day? Once a day is easy. That's easy. Do we play about one a day, right? Occasionally, if there's some sort of benchmark that games out, we'll do something two and a half hours later. Just what is your radio guy version of this?
Starting point is 00:09:50 What should we do? The other guy version is because it's different, it's not, you know, it's not Battle of the Sexes every day. Yeah. Because they're different, I think it's good. Once a day is easy. Battle of the Sexes, though, huh? Hmm. That gets been around for 20 years. Oh, 30.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Yeah. Okay. Truth be told. Anything else you like to say? No, I'm good, man. Where are we doing well that we like to shout out? And where do we want to shout out that maybe we could do a little work? Wow, you want to do that here?
Starting point is 00:10:17 Why not? Wow. Listen, I don't believe it's so much an in-studio thing either way. I think when we do well in a place, well, I probably shouldn't say that. Let me just say this about what we're doing well. When we do well somewhere, I credit the local team because without them pumping us throughout the day, without them building the show and making sure we're on and off the satellite the right time, like that's how we win is like our local teams. So where are we doing well? We're doing well in Nashville.
Starting point is 00:10:48 We're doing fantastic in Washington, D.C. We're doing great in St. Louis. In fact, St. Louis has been on Hot Street for a couple years. We are doing great in San Antonio, one of our newer markets. How about where we're super brand new Portland, Oregon? Portland's great. It's one of the best launches, absolutely. That's less than a year old.
Starting point is 00:11:07 So in radio terms, that's like an infant. Yeah. Yes. Okay. We like that. And so shout out to all those guys for doing this show right. What about in the middle-sized markets? Where are we doing well?
Starting point is 00:11:18 Here's what we should talk about. We should talk about one market, Austin, Texas. Okay, why? Driving us crazy. You're obviously the most popular show in town. The ratings would indicate not. It's very frustrating. But that's just a rate rate.
Starting point is 00:11:31 ratings go up and down. Yeah, sometimes we're King Dingling. And then it's like Tampa. We cry. We're the bell of the ball in Tampa one month and the next week it's like nobody's ever heard of us. Yeah, Tampa will drive me crazy. It was a great year, 2020 in Tampa.
Starting point is 00:11:44 the last couple of months has been like what the heck's going on. But Austin is way stranger. We can't even figure it out. The ratings are so bizarre. Get all the Austinites going. Let's go. How bizarre. Hey, we can't, listen, we come in, we do this.
Starting point is 00:11:58 And then when you decide we don't want us to do it anymore, we don't. We get fired. Oh, wow. Just like that. That's it. The end. Hey, we've been on a good run, though, right? Yeah, well, it was fun.
Starting point is 00:12:07 It was fun while it lasted. Remember, Rod was the very first ever. If you read my first book, he was the first ever executive in the history of executives to come and say, hey, I think you're like moderately pretty good. You're actually not bad. Yeah. We should talk. That was, oh, nine.
Starting point is 00:12:24 10 years? 10 years ago, yeah. Yeah, maybe more than that. So anyway, glad you're here. You know, that's a good, I think 20, yeah, I think it's been 10 years. This is a big year. We should do something. Like, take me to play golf or something.
Starting point is 00:12:37 Take me to play golf. We did have. I used to take him. Now he's supposed to take me. I think everybody agrees with that. Wait, when did you take me? me. The only time we ever played beforehand was it like Grey Rock
Starting point is 00:12:47 and Austin, I paid for that. Well, you were, where do you remember? Yeah. Yeah, well, it's because you remember. That's not you never, you've never taken me to play golf. That's not true. I've paid absolutely 100%. And I know I've paid for Eddie, lunch, and Ray. Well, of course you pay for them. We don't have money. I don't think you've ever paid my... Oh, that one time was awesome. Are you sure? I don't think you have it.
Starting point is 00:13:04 Lunch, that one does. I don't know that I've ever paid for you either, to be honest. Hey, I told you, we got to get to Trubidor. That's a free shout out, I guess, but we got to go play there. Here's a thing. We need your... It's far away. How far is that? It's not that far.
Starting point is 00:13:18 30 minutes? And it's extremely fancy, darling. Oh. You know? No, no, no. It's fancy, but if you want to wear a t-shirt, you can. Oh, that's kind of fancy out of life. Yeah, it's anti-fancy.
Starting point is 00:13:28 That's like true looks. It's really good. You don't have a good piece of fish, and you can also wear a t-shirt if you want to. All right. Thank you, Rod Phillips. Yeah. Thank you. I want to bring on, first of all, I want to play K-9.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Remember the guy from Florida who's like, yeah? He's been on a few times. He's like trying to get a career going and like hip hop slash. Hey, K9, let me ask you a question real quick. I know he's on right now. I'm getting picked up here on the phone line. Hey, K9, your music career, would you say it's more hip hop or country or hip hop?
Starting point is 00:13:56 How would you define your style? Bobby, I'm like Bo Jackson, man. You put me on the baseball field, I'm going to run it. You put me on a football field. I'm going to run somebody over. I'm going to put it like that for you. Okay, I'm glad you put it like that. I needed it.
Starting point is 00:14:11 So K9's been on the show a few times. He's called in. He made us an intro. So I'm going to play it for you. And then we're going to give our, hey, that's great, or hey, this is what we can do better. An intro for what? I don't know. I haven't heard it yet.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Oh, my. They just said there's an intro. K9, what's this intro for? The intro's for the show, man. I hung up too early, but Scroova Steve messaged me on Instagram and told me to make you an intro or a rap, man. So you gave me the opportunity and I went with it. Okay. Let's hear from K9 doing, how long is it, Ray?
Starting point is 00:14:43 50 seconds. It's like a whole song. All right, let's hear what we got here. Show when you know we all ready M2 and Susan Chuck and Selpshasties The Bobby Bambi Bones show Okay, okay, okay, okay, Kina went hard For sure
Starting point is 00:15:38 Wow, so the Bobby is like a Millie, it's low whine, Amilly, amelia, right? You guys, you guys, you guys get the reference? Okay, to making sure. Wow. How about that? Okay. I think, first of all, nice, great job.
Starting point is 00:15:51 We applaud. That's a great job. We're definitely going to use that. My only critique would be I can hardly hear your words because the Amili level, sorry, the Bobby level was so loud. And your vocals, when you're saying something about all of us, I couldn't always hear what he was saying. So I think there's a ton of potential to use this. Amy, what do you want to say? Yeah, I just, I think that the clear, like I couldn't understand what Morgan and Ray, what they do.
Starting point is 00:16:21 There was something that you said, and now I'm curious. What is it you said about them to? It's M2 and Sizz and Chug and Seltzes, like the hard Seltzes. Yes, okay, gotcha. That makes sense. Sizzen and Seltzer, same line. That's tough to say. So I like it.
Starting point is 00:16:37 I think that maybe could it, I don't know, could the, what do you call it? the tempo be, or could it go faster? No, you mean can it be shorter? Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, but get to the other things faster. Like not so many obabies. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:16:53 Yeah, yeah. So we'll shorten the, a bobby, a bobby, a bobby, the intro. Eddie, but do do do, do, do, de, de, disson, and seltzer and silcer, right there. And so, and then it's, yeah, and then we can hear them, though, too. I think there's something here. Yeah. All right, okay, now we like to cut of your jib. let's get this punched up a little bit yeah give you your instagram name out so people can follow you
Starting point is 00:17:14 it's canine underscore florida on instagram there it is i got and uh my buddy that i made it with man we actually made it in his bedroom everything's homemade man the beat the chorus the lyric everything man we made it in about an hour everything from scratch nothing was taken this is original instrumental. So we made everything on it, man. And his name is Mr. Icy. And on Instagram, it's 3Y-E-E-C-E. And yeah, man, I just, you know, book the studio session with him, and we made it in about an hour, man. All right. Listen, we like it. Let's hear those vocals, and we'll do it again. We'll shorten it up a little bit. We'll get the vocals lifted, and we'll do it again. Yes, sir. It'll be ready for you tonight, man. Dang. In the bedroom.
Starting point is 00:18:03 Canine, not messing around. Do you live with Dr. Icy? Mr. Mr. Oh. No, sir. I actually was in the third grade with him, and he contacted me on Instagram and said he loved my music. And, you know, we haven't hung out or seen each other in a while.
Starting point is 00:18:19 And he charges 80 bucks a song. So I've been recording some music with him. And whenever you gave me that opportunity, man, which I really, really appreciate, you know, I messaged them right away and told him, yo, let me get in the studio, man. and, you know, I'm from Vero Beach, Florida. We've had some big names come out of here. Obviously, one of your buddies, Jake Owen. You know, we went to the same high school.
Starting point is 00:18:41 He's obviously older than me, but I delivered his groceries for his mom, man. I know his parents. I went to high school at Y&W. Melly, the guy that killed his buddies and is looking at life in prison. So we've had some big names around here, man. I got stories for days for you, man. Well, okay, here's what we'll do. Tell your buddy Mr. Icy
Starting point is 00:19:03 Mr. Icy to not charge you to go in again and fix this because we're giving him some publicity. Shout out. Yeah. So that's number one.
Starting point is 00:19:12 Number two is let's get it back to us. We'll get you back on soon. And then number three is have a story. Since you have stories for days, have a story, we want to hear one of those stories that you have for days, okay?
Starting point is 00:19:24 Yes, sir. All right? There he is, K-9, K-9 underscore Florida. Great call. Mm-hmm. Why the canine? Is that to represent like a dog? No, ma'am. That's actually another story for you. That's the one we want. Next time, that's the story we want.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Oh, man, tease. Okay? Okay, K-9? Yes, sir, yeah. All right. See you, bud. Have a good day. All right, you too, y'all. Thank you. K-9 underscore Florida. Who's Florida guys with stories? Yeah. K-9. Well, they all start with when I got COVID.
Starting point is 00:20:00 I wonder if he's had it. I'm sure he's a probably. Yeah, for sure. Hey, I know a lot of the B team watches this or maybe they'll hear it.
Starting point is 00:20:09 But I did take from that page that were like, hey, too many games and I did have that conversation with the mic. Like, I value what people say over there.
Starting point is 00:20:16 Now, you've heard us talk about it here. Let's see the real deal. Put a poll up there. Let's see what's going on. I want to look at some data. That's all I want. I want data. All you good?
Starting point is 00:20:26 Then we'll hold off on cutting games. We'll play them next week and then we'll decide. Okay. Let me do a couple of podcast mentions. Four things with Amy Brown. There's a new episode up today. She has on Emily Lay.
Starting point is 00:20:37 Yes. Do you know who she is? Heck, no. I was really selling it. I was like, wow, Emily Lay. No, she's really awesome. Like she started, like a lot of people I know have her planners called Simplified. It's a brand she started.
Starting point is 00:20:50 She started selling on Etsy and now she's in Target and Walmart. And so she started it in her guest bedroom. And then now she's grown it into a multimillion dollar company. and she was just started it because she was tired of corporate life and wanted to be home with her kids, but do what she was passionate about. It was a side hustle, and now it's just grown. So she just put out a book talking about that to help encourage other women that might want to start a side hustle and grow it into something. So I have her on for all four things.
Starting point is 00:21:17 And I loved my chat with her, like loved it. Also, I want to recommend a podcast for you to check out. You may have not have checked it out yet. It's a slow grower, but it's so good. People that go to it stay with it. It is too much to say with Kaylee Shore. So her last episode, and you kind of follow along her life, right? You're kind of investing in the story of somebody.
Starting point is 00:21:36 It's called On the Road Again, Kind of. She talks about playing her first official post-COVID travel show. She talks about what looks different, what looks the same, and how the touring industry is so crucial to a musician's career. This is basically the diary of a young country music artist who does things a little bit different. So I would suggest you give it a shot. Too much to say with Kaylee Shore.
Starting point is 00:21:56 I hope you guys listen to that. Okay. I have had two big bottles of water today. That's a lot. I have to pee, I know. Already. You feel better after all that? No, but here's what I think in my head.
Starting point is 00:22:08 I think if there was a machine or a car and it was running dry without a lot of oil, and it would run not good. Right. You need water. So I'm just trying to oil myself, basically. Oil. In my head, that's what I have to do. And I don't always do a good job.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Hey, but here's some encouragement. You can get water through food. That I'm not chasing. Like watermelon? I'm trying to not eat as much food. Well, I was going to tell you it's like oranges and apples. Cactus. Watermelon.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Cactus? No, that's what you could cut open a cactus if you need water. Right, because there's water in it. Okay, no, I'm just saying don't always put pressure on yourself to actually eat. You and Billy Crestle hanging out. Waterman, but don't eat the needles, though, because it'll hurt. Okay, I got to, I can't do as much food. I'm trying to get rid of this pouch.
Starting point is 00:22:52 You could eat an orange. What do you call this thing here? Muffin top. Pooch. I have no comment about your body. I got a little pooch. In the front? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:59 No. I do. Okay. I do. I'm trying to get rid of it. I'll tell you who looked good the other day on the golf course. Eddie. I did.
Starting point is 00:23:09 I'll tell you why. You're wearing golf clothes. Like, you weren't like golf clothes that fit. In the past, it would be like, ooh, it's a little tight on you.
Starting point is 00:23:17 You see the bottom of your belly coming out of the shirt. You look great. Thanks, man. Black pants, yellow shirt. He's screaming, look at me, and you want to look at him because he's beautiful. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:23:25 I didn't know all I was screaming that, but thank you. You're a beautiful man. Thank you. I saw a professional golfer the other day. I don't know what was on, but he was wearing joggers. Like, they were the coolest golf pants I've ever seen. Because golf pants were kind of, sometimes.
Starting point is 00:23:38 But he had, like, they were tight around the ankle. They weren't joggers, but they were golf pants that look like joggers. And I thought, I could get into that golf fashion. Yeah, cool. All right. Well, whatever. I was just saying, like, if. But what are you getting into?
Starting point is 00:23:51 Yeah, there's not, like a guy's wearing that. I don't know. And you're not even going to go play golf. No, no. What are you getting into? Like, if I was shocked. for my husband for like a gift or if anybody listening right now is like, oh, my husband loves golf and he likes joggers. I didn't know they made golf pant joggers.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Interesting. Or I didn't know that was acceptable on the golf course. Well, thank you for sharing that with us. Never mind. I just got a message from Caitlin. Are we going to the mall this evening? The mall? The mall.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Why? Why would you do that? I need some white t-shirts. He needs joggers for golf. You got to Target, dude. No, no, no. You can, but Target doesn't have the, I have a weird fit between a small and, you know, a medium. I'm like a large small or a small medium. What does a dirks family call it as
Starting point is 00:24:32 medium? Kind of, but that mostly means you wear it tight, right? So what is your plan? Well, we have to find white t-shirts that I can wear on American Idol as the t-shirt with something over it. And so we'll go to the mall because they have more more stores to check from. My body's just weird. First of all I got a little pooch. You don't. Oh, my God. Secondly. What? Was that my breathing of yours? Yeah, that was you. All you. That was a deep sigh. because I anyway,
Starting point is 00:24:59 you should get a medium and then have it altered to fit you. I have to go to American Idol Saturday. Well, I guess... No, no time for that. You might be altering a t-shirt?
Starting point is 00:25:08 I'll pay more for the altering than I'm willing a t-shirt. It's for American Idol. Don't they give you money for that? Yeah, but they give it to me in a stipend up front. And you already spent that on video games. Oops.
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