The Bobby Bones Show - Thursday Post Show (8-5-21)

Episode Date: August 5, 2021

Bobby starts by talking about a man who said that God told him to burn his house down. We question the validity of his claim. Bobby shares some pieces of country music history that all happened on this day. Bobby on what it’s like having artists over to his house to record his podcast. We also called Caroline Hobby of the Get Real podcast. Bobby gives us an update on speaking at a podcast panel yesterday. Bobby gives his Top 5 “She’s” in his life. Bobby also shares his favorite story about the band Green Day. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Book now, top-shelfcountrycruise.com or 888-381-4420. It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. Hello, friends, and welcome to another edition of we just finished the show and have so much more to say. Oh, where do I start? There was an arson suspect who told him God told him to burn his house down. No one was hurt.

The thing about, like, do I believe God told him to burn his house down? No, I don't. Can't prove you didn't. But it's like when politicians go, you know what, God told me to run. If you're going to believe one, you kind of got to believe the other. Well, God does speak to people. Do you think God told us got to burn his house down? No.

My point is you can't prove it either. their way. I could say right now, oh, God told me to fart. You can't prove I did or didn't. Well, did you fart? No, I didn't. Then he didn't tell you that. Right, but I'm saying, like when this guy says that, do you think there are people who give him the benefit of the doubt and go,

if God told him that, he should be able to burn down his house in a fire? Yes, people do. Yeah. You think people hear that story and go, well, he's an arson suspect. God told him to burn his house down. Small percentage. Really? There's some diehards. Yeah. Diehard what?

God believers. I think he'd be a diehard God believer and not believe that God's telling him to burn a house down. I think that maybe mentally he has something going on where he thinks he heard God tell him that. A homeowner in Boone County, Kentucky's been charged with arson after authorities found he set his own place on fire. Cops said Charles Mullen admitted it turning on the stove's gas burners, then putting gasoline around the place. Oh my. Then he let a piece of fire, I left a piece of paper on fire. And why they asked him?

Because God told him to start the fire, then leave Kentucky. No injuries have been reported and God has not been formally charged. it says that in the story? Yes, it does. Oh my gosh. Nor can it be reached by questioning that is from Fox 19. Okay, Fox. That's funny, Fox.

That's a good one. But I'm saying to me it feels like the same thing when a politician who's obviously trying to get votes goes, God told me to run, so I'm going to run. Sure. I can't prove you, but I cannot prove he didn't. I'll be honest with you. I can't prove God didn't tell him to burn his house down. I guess it just goes to who you believe and who you don't.

And do politicians do that because of the hardcores that, you know, think, oh, if God told them to, then I need to vote for? What reminds me of it, Sarah Palin just said that. She was like, if God tells me, if I wake up one day and God tells me I need to run, I'm going to run. That's me hearing her go, I'm probably going to run. I just need something to tell people to kickstart it.

Oh my. I did not hear that she said that. I mean, I just didn't know she was back in the back in the ring. Because for running for Senate. Okay. Saturday Live is pumped right now. Alaska. So, yeah.

I just saw that story and I wonder, are there people that go, you know what, good for him. If God said burn his house down and leave Kentucky, then he should. Because you could be having mental things where people talking to you. Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's insane. Or maybe it's like his cousin and he's drunk. Or he's actually like he's, you know, this premeditated thought.

He's like, if anybody questions me, I'm just going to say, God told me to do it. And maybe he's very sane and he's blaming it on God. I was watching Family Guy yesterday as one of the old episodes. And Peter Griffin was trying to get Gumble and Gumble back on his favorite TV show. And Chris, his son, you know, he wasn't sick, but he's like, Chris is sick. He really loves Gumble and Gumble if you can get it back on. So they came and they put it back on. And then it turns out he wasn't.

And then Peter's like, I'm a healer. God has gave him me power. So everybody started to believe him or showing up at his house. And he's like, oh, crap. And how do I do? You ever seen that episode? It's on yesterday. It's a pretty good one.

Pretty funny one. Here are five pieces of country music history that all happened on this day. Today in 1984, which is August 5th. The Judd's made their first appearance at number one on the country chart with Mama He's Crazy. Crazy over me. Jam. Today in 1989, Dolly single, Why'd you come in here looking like that.

Boots and you're painted on jeans. All dressed up like a cowgirl's dream. Why'd you come in here looking like, why'd you come in here? Yeah. You're talking about my wheelhouse now. today in 1991 Trisha Herewood hit number one with the single

She's in love with the boy Which by the way I was talking to Trisha a couple nights ago And that song And she did not know it That's the most played female song Country Music of all time Wow

More than any Shania's song More than anything That is the number one most played song And they gave her a big word for it And she was like I had no idea that was the case I think it's also 30 years since it came out which will make sense, huh? Because, yeah.

In 2001 on this day, Blake Shelton hit number one with his debut single Oh, man. If it's anybody else, wait for the tone, you know what to do. This is Austin. I still love.

Oh, harmony? What's doing over there? Just chasing a little bit. Hey, this was a good one, but when he came out with some beach, that was legit. I thought this is a really good song, but that poor guy kept leaving a voicemail message. I know.

It was Austin. Hey, if you leave me? Let's see. And then Brooks and Dunn in 2008 received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Here is Neon Moon. I spend most every night beneath the light of a neon moon. On this day in 2010, Taylor Swift's Mine was rush released by her record label after the song was leaked on the internet. now for the first time.

There you go. All that happened today on country music history. Amy's got a new podcast up today on Four Things with Amy Brown. Do you have somebody, is it Alan Jackson's daughter? Yeah. Her name is Maddie Jackson Selectman and we did all four things together and she just has her, she has a grief story having, being that she lost her husband at such a young age, they weren't even married a year and he died tragically.

So she shares kind of how she's found peace in that circumstance and I think it could be comforting to a lot of people. And she's a writer. She's coming out with a book. She does a lot of philanthropy work. I'm like, wow, for someone that grew up with like a superstar dad, you know, like you would never know that at all. Well, check it out four things with Amy Brown. Did you guys do that in person or on Zoom? She came over to my house. Really? Mm-hmm. She's cool? Yeah. She was very cool. It's what I'm saying. Like, you would never know she grew up. I mean, when she was growing up, her dad was like one of the biggest things in country music. So she's very grounded and kind and sweet and smart and awesome.

When you, people come to your house, they come to the front door in the living room, go out. That's what used to happen at my house too. And I'd be like, all right, come on. And they have a seat on the couch. Maybe have some brownies. I don't know. Now we don't do it in the house house. We do it like in a guest, you know, like a guest part of the on the property.

That to me is more comfortable. Yeah. Why? Because I feel like I have to clean up. I always thought I had to clean up the house. Oh, for sure. And that's my point here. I hated cleaning up because Thomas Wrette was coming over.

But then I thought he'd go back to Lauren, be like, hey, that place is a dump. Well, luckily, my stairs are close to the door, so we can kind of just like Escher, like scoot right upstairs. Yeah, you can get in and then go right up. You guys have snacks ready for them and stuff? Oh, I'm glad you asked. Thank you for asking. No. Nothing?

No. Water, we have refrigerator. And so, and sometimes remember, sometimes we don't get them water. It ain't the, it looks on it. It ain't the greatest experience. Get in, get out. Yeah, sometimes, because Mike will go get them, and I'll kind of be ready with all my notes and stuff.

I also hate the small talk before the interview. It's the worst thing to me, because I want that on the air. Because it's like, what's up, what's happening today? How's like I like that? Because sometimes they, they or me, I ask, or they say something, I would be like, oh, it's great to say on the show, on the podcast. But then if you say it off, it doesn't come across as good as the first time. It feels like a little inauthentic.

If you're like, hey, so tell me. So then what I have to say is, hey, we were talking about this earlier. Hey, just kind of say for people what you said. So my perfect goal is to have, even on this show, I'd love to have the mics on, and they just come in while everything's on, and they sit down and away you go. I hate having to do. Oh, hey, what's happening? Oh, they're getting the audio ready.

Oh, come on, we're checking your mic. Oh. Hate it. Hate it like mayonnaise, hate it. Amy, you're the same way yours? No, I don't, I don't hate it. I try to keep the, I've learned that from Bobby all over the years. It's like I want it to come out on the air for the first time or when we're recording.

So I try to keep the small talk to a minimum. But, you know, obviously, I don't, Bobby and I are different socially. She loves to talk. I have no interest in it. Right. Not with anybody. Yeah, I'm just a quiet guy at when I'm not doing this. I want to put on Caroline Hobby for a second. Caroline, how are you?

Hey, how's it going? What are you doing right now? now? I mean, I really don't know if I want to tell you. You don't know what's going on? What's going on? Are you on the toilet? Well, I mean, kind of. I am at the walking clinic because I feel like I may have salmonella. Oh, you've been sick. What'd you eat? I mean, I don't know. That's the problem. But why do you think it's salmonella? Yeah, that's a weird diagnosis immediately. Yeah. Well, okay, because my, oh God, God, I mean, this is not necessarily the conversation I was trying to have with you all today. Go ahead.

Michael, when he goes on the road, he has a really sensitive stomach, and he has had about salmonella. And, like, I mean, is this what we want to talk about? So she's clearly having some stomach issues. We didn't, I buy I, I, BS. It sucks. I deal with it every day. But. I mean, if you have the runs for, like, five days, it's not healthy. You've got to go get it checked out, you know?

Yeah. I deal with that in the medicine I take for my stomach issues. I've had for years and I finally got to check out. Yeah, Caroline didn't know we're calling her. What's... I didn't know you guys are... This is a surprise call. I'm excited to talk to you guys.

Yeah, it's a very surprise. What we do. Surprise. Hey. I just wanted to talk to Caroline for a second about a couple things. One, about once a week, I get in and I look at all the data from the podcast that are on the podcast network that I have. Caroline's podcast kills it.

She's doing so good. What are you... I know. I was... She's surprised, too. I was actually going to ask you about that. Like, how is it doing so well? and I don't mean in any way other than I'm just going to say it is I don't know maybe your consistency

you're obviously fun to listen to I mean I don't know in any of the other reasons that would be so obvious because and Mike you can talk about it's go ahead yeah great at promoting it like I'm not even like really like good I'm so bad at social media all my social media is so like random and just thrown together I'm like it's not curated and it's not like super like put together And I'm like, how is it like all of a sudden doing so well? I don't want to jinx it. Because like now, then it might go back down. Well, Mike, go over to that mic microphone for a second.

Mike and I have also had conversations. And you know, I think you're fantastic as a talent. But I went to Mike and I was like, hey, why is Carolyn's podcast killing it? Is this some sort of, is it like a promote, some weird, they're getting weird promotion? But it's been killing it for like four months now. She does a great podcast. She's consistent. She has great guests.

And I just think she's awesome. Like, a lot of it is how much she's put, how much work she's put into it. and it's been around for a while now, so it's just been growing. Well, Caroline Hobby, you guys check out Get Real. That's what's called. Hey, yeah, and we might even talk about the shit and someone else.

Sorry, I don't know if you can tell me to say that. You say whatever you want. Get Real with Caroline Hobby. It is a fantastic podcast. What is on, what's like the last episode that you did? I just said Brooke Eden, and I'm obsessed with Brooke Eden because she's so beautiful, so talented,

she has so much heart and soul, and she was living, a lie for like four years trying to pose as a straight woman in country music when really she was madly crazy in love with a woman, Hillary, who I also love. And so she just came out into her full truth as a gay woman in country music and put out new music. And it's so good. She's like sexier than ever.

And she's more confident than ever. She's madly in love and she's like proud about it, being like just open about it. And I feel like she's, like, hitting her stride and blowing up and being so well-received because she's being honest and authentic. And it's just super inspiring because she was, like, literally on the brink of death. She had so many stomach ulcers. She was withering away. She was, like, just killing herself by, like, living this lie.

And so coming out was a huge deal, and it's been awesome. And her story's amazing. Her and Michael Ray used to date back in the day. You know, I think they did. Michael Ray, he usually had some great gout. I mean, he's gotten a lot of potty patis in the music industry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop.

No, go ahead and say it. No, whatever you're going to say, say it. I need to hear it. What's your got? Nothing. I, like, I don't know. Was that a set up thing with them? No, we talked about her dating guys before, and she was like, I just never,

She's like I dated a lot of like really attractive guys, really cool guys, but I've just never felt like I was in love. And she's like, I mean, Bobby, I feel like it's kind of like how you have said. Like, you know, you just didn't believe in love. You thought it was kind of like a lie. And she was like, I kind of think that she just like, I didn't feel like it was for me. I kind of thought it was just like all lies. And then she said she met Hillary and she was like, whoa. And she didn't even ever know she was a lesbian.

Like she didn't tell something she had thought about. That makes sense. Because Michael Ray also dated Carly Pierce, and there was a lot of talk about that. Well, Mary Charlie Pierce. That's true. There was talking about that for a while, like, are they just doing it for attention? And, like, maybe Michael Ray's got this on lock. He just gets with a girl for attention.

And then, but no, if that makes sense. Because I completely relate to Brooke in that way. Yeah. Huh. Okay. Well, there you go. Well, you guys check out Caroline's podcast. It's called Get Real with Caroline Hobby.

It is just killing it. to the point now where, and then I told Carolina a couple weeks ago, I was like, I don't know what you're doing, but you're killing it. And then I was looking at it again yesterday, and it's just she knows her audience, and she's giving them what they want, and continue on, and I hope you're okay. I hope the stomach issues correct themselves. I'm really glad we could talk about this. This makes me very excited that we've mentioned this online, on air.

What's up with your husband? Are they out playing a lot? Because her husband is the lead singer of 1,000 Horses. Are they playing a bunch of shows right now? Are they back? Yes, they started back, and they just did a West Coast. run and I think, you know, it's been so awesome. He, I feel like Michael just has been so excited to be back on the road and playing because

it's been a year and a half of like no shows. And that's just like, it's been such a drastic change. We've really settled into home life and just like being with our daughter every day and like, you know, like living this more quiet life. And so to like have life start back up on him on the road, I think he's like, you know, he's getting, he's shifting back into, uh, The dual life that we live where it's like happy or half fun. And it's good.

I only got to see you guys for a second at the wedding, but we were so happy. Your wedding was stunning your vows, Bobby. Like, I can't get over your vows. Like they were the sweetest things I've ever heard. And Caitlin is just like, she's like unreal. I can't even believe she's a person. She's so perfect and amazing and funny and beautiful. I'm so happy for you to see you like in love and shining and truly.

happy. It's just so inspiring because I know you've been looking for that for so long. It's inspiring because one day you too may find love, Caroline. Just keep looking. Hope I inspire you. I'm just kidding. You do. You totally inspire me. Okay, you guys check out Get Real with Caroline Hobby. Caroline,

I hope you're healthy and I will talk to you soon, okay? Well, and also I hope this isn't jinx my streak that I'm on. I don't believe in the jinx, so you know, whatever. I think you do things, and if you do them well, things work out well most of the time. and if you do them bad, most of the time things go bad.

Occasionally they don't. They go the opposite way. But you're doing a good job. Stay at it and we'll talk to you soon. Okay. Bye, bye, bye, bye. She's very entertaining. I mean, you can tell by just that. She didn't know we were calling her. She's very entertaining.

So you guys check out, Get Real with Caroline Hobby as well. A lot of podcasts, Amy's, Four Things. Get Real with Caroline Hobby. I was on a podcast panel yesterday. I told you guys that, right? Yeah, how did that go? It went fine. I didn't only know what I was doing.

Scuba's like, this is what you're doing. He did tell me last week, but So you were critiquing people? Well, here's the thing. I have two ears, right? And sometimes when there's a lot of stuff happening at once, this year it goes in, and the other ear it comes out.

Oh, wow. Yeah, so it's just like I got other things happening. And so yesterday I went, and they were playing 30 seconds of different podcasts, and the people were in the audience asking to be critiqued. And I thought that conceptually, that was interesting, but I said, 30 seconds is not long enough. I need to hear the first 90 seconds to know if,

because there is a way, to start a podcast if you're trying to actually get new people to listen to a podcast. But I did that setup there. And then sometimes I would just preach. They would be like, how do you feel about this? I was like, well, this. I said, but also if you want to monetize your podcast

and I would just go on a whole tangent, whatever. You know, so I did that. And then I walked away. And then that was it. And off I went. What else did I do yesterday? I talked about it yesterday on the show. Sometimes I look at my calendar to know what I did.

nothing worth nothing worth talking about we watched Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night I'm glad I learned from you that there's a new episode I didn't know that we had a new one It was the first time Erica Jane

Everybody finds out about Tom Okay And so but the next one I think is the real one We all watched two episodes of Watch What Happens Live I watched a rerun but then I watched a new one last night with Kristen Chenoweth Oh of that show

I've never watched what happens live Yeah I've never watched that It's a You never watch Andy call happens live? I mean, girl. I haven't.

I guess I see clips of it, but I don't ever go. Like, I haven't watched it in years. Probably since I had cable and I had Bravo. Now I go through Hulu and I just watch whatever Real Housewives I want to go watch. She wanted to watch it live though. Most times she'll watch it on demand, but she was like,

I've been waiting for this episode for a long time. So you mean Caitlin? Huh? You mean Caitlin? That's what I said. She wanted to watch it live. Oh, okay. Why don't know.

Who? Who else would she be? I'm just clarifying because you didn't say. Tell her? The dog. Why would I need to clarify she? I don't know because I can't. Did you say, Caitlin?

Ever? He just said she. I know. So I was just clarifying. But you assume that. What other she would I be talking about? There's literally not another she in my life other than. That's going to watch a show with him.

Like here's the she's ranked in my life right now. Did anyone else hear anything weird about what I said? No, I don't know. I didn't say it's weird. It was just clarifying for someone that might be new. You were all at the wedding. Yeah. Here are the she's in my life.

Top five she's right now. Number one, Caitlin, by far, right? The number one, she. Number two. Hold on, you have five she's? Well, I'm just saying if you were to list out the she's. Number two would be Amy. These are just people in my life.

Number three now will be my sister. Because we've grown a lot closer. Number four would probably be Morgan number one. You work with her a lot? Every day. We see each other every day just about. She's anywhere I am She's part of that team over there

So now you need one more she? So now I need one more she Who would be my fifth she on that list? Your doc, Eller. Not a human though Okay, so you need to be a human, okay. What she am I forgetting? And I still don't understand why you made that weird about

The fifth one, maybe Amy's daughter, that's the fifth one. Oh, I was definitely not trying to make it weird. I was just clarifying probably, I knew you were watching it with Caitlin, but I was just clarifying for... Every single person who was listening What I thought that, huh?

Oh, probably. You're right. I didn't mean to make it weird. My number five, she. But look where it got us now. Now we're ranking your cheese. A sheet game. Yes. I mean, I'm shocked that you have five.

Like, really? Well, probably someone who works. I have someone for you. Legina who is like my business manager who's like, man, who does all, like, if I got to pay somebody in a band who's got to, you know, probably her would be number five. But you're not watching Beverly Hills Housewives. I did not call her over to watch her. I got awkward.

Yeah, right? I got real awkward for no reason like I was. Not for the reason. Like for no reason at all. I don't know. Sorry. Sometimes my brain is in mode of like clarifying, but I guess it didn't need to be clarified.

Every single person listening was totally in the no. Yes. Yeah, absolutely. 100%. Yeah. Yeah, I know that now. Shout out law enforcement. A cop responds to a noise complaint by sitting in with a jam session.

so the cops get called You guys don't shut up They're playing their instruments too loud Their music's coming out too loud Well this officer Officer Dan Carone Said hey you can play one more song But you got to let me play the drums

Let's go Here he is talking about Showing up to the actual noise complaint I walked through the crowd Went and talked to the guitarist in between songs I said hey you guys know Basket Case by Green Day And they're like yeah yeah yeah we all know

And they go to give me the microphone They're like hey do you want to sing it I'm like, no, I'm not a singer. I'm a drummer. I'll play with you guys. And then here he is playing Basketcase by Green Day. That's a pretty good, too. Everybody now!

I went to a shrink. To analyze my dreams. My favorite Green Day story. You have a story? If you'll indulge me for a second. I was at a Green Day show in, I believe, San Antonio, Texas. And I love Green Day. I loved him since the Duky album when I was 11.

You know, a kid. kid, they are the originators of pop punk. Not a punk. But Mike, would you say they brought pop punk to the... To the mainstream, yes. So, I knew every song on Dookie. And I mean, as it went, brains do, come on. I'm having trouble, try to sleep.

Like, just a big fan. I go to the show at Green Day. And it's probably 10 years ago. And the crowd's loving it. They're like, all right. Who knows how to play a basket case? They're like, is it okay?

You? They're only three people in Green Day, by the way, Amy. A drummer, a guitar player, and a bassist. Okay. Come play the, you play the bass, yeah. Gives the bass, knows the song. He grabs someone from the crowd who play the bass.

Yes. You have played the drums? Who plays the drums? Ah, it gets a, crowd's going bonkers Butchut to put it to put to the song And the guy on the bass is like He's like you got the drum part

Because the guy was like Yeah, I know I play it But there I think And so Billy Joe, the lead singer I was like Who wants to? Because he was going to sing it While the people played

Who plays Who wants to play the guitar? You come up here it's got she dropped his guitar on. He goes, all right, here we go. And the guy playing the car, he's like, clon. Oh, no. Didn't even know how to play guitar.

Just wanted to get up on stage. Totally ruined the vibe. I just wanted to have a shot. And the crowd goes, boo! Sort of booing him off stage. So Billy Joe kicks him down. Then Billy Joe puts it back on, and it's like, and they play the song.

But it was hilarious. I think of San Antonio. There you go. Yeah. On that record, though, obviously basket case. You were doing Longview, right? Long view is boom, boom, boom, boom, bum, but don't, don't, yeah, the long view. And then when I come around?

Welcome to Paradise. Oh, that's a jam too. Yeah. When I come around. That's a good one. She dreams in silence. Oh, what a jam, dude. That was a good one.

all by myself at the very end of the truth. All by myself? Yeah. I was alone. I was thinking of you. Damn. All right. There's our look back in at Green Day.

An adult dancer and boyfriend sentenced for robbing an adult dance of $11,000 in tip money. That's this person that was paying them, right? They test who they took the money from. Amy wanted to do this story on the air or a stripper story on the air this morning and I had to like stop her. Yeah. Well, let's do it now. Oh, yeah. the same story, but you're like, yeah, everybody's been to a strip club. And I was like,

we shouldn't do that story. What was that story? It was the specific, a specific date, Ohio, I think. They only, they're only allowed to do something there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can only touch them if you're related to them. Oh, what? You can only touch the stripper if you're related to the stripper? Yeah. In Ohio? Yeah, or the stripper can only touch the customer if they're related. Basically, no touching unless you're related. But who's going to go? That's the point, I guess. I don't know.

I mean, I don't know if you. Family night, Virginia strip plugs. What is happening? All right. Listen, I don't know. Where are you going? I see my sister. Sometimes laws are so funny.

Molly's 11 and noon today, so I got to swing over by. Molly, your sister? Yeah. Like, do y'all ever look up like the funny state laws? I'll do that for you if you won't me do. They're funny. Some that are so outdated and bizarre and weird, but they're still, nobody pays attention to them.

So they're still actually a little. law. Ramundo thinks he has a chance to get on Big Brother still. Again, this is like, I don't know, 13th time he's done this. Go ahead. One day he does. They do twists in the game and the season's been going along and I said there was that guy from Tennessee that made it.

Well, this isn't a spoiler alert because it's a live thing. The dude got straight up evicted right away. He played probably the worst game of all time because he was just way too outgoing, rub people the wrong way, did a lot of backdoor stuff. Anyways. So he got out right away. So I'm thinking maybe they're looking for. a Tennessee backup.

And I was easily top 75, I would say, in the entire country. Why do you keep saying you were top something in the country? I made it to the semifinalists. Semis. Because then after 75, they cut it to 50. 50 people got, they didn't fly to L.A. this year because of the masks and stuff, but they did another round of Zoom interview. So I was easily top 75.

I'm telling you, and I looked in my contract, I had to sign a contract with CBS. They said there can be a twist. And if you were a semi-finalist, you have to be prepared to go on the show. He signed a contract? Why did you sign anything? It wasn't like, I got paid. It was a thing that just said, hey, there's this. You're agreeing to do this Zoom interview.

Just so you know your interview can be used on TV. Okay. And you can be part of a twist. Cool. Sign. There's my signature. So just letting you guys know. There is a small chance. But no one's reached out to you.

No. But possible. And I think it's tough for you to be a twist because of COVID, you would have to be quarantined for 10 days. I mean, it would take a long time to get you. there. It's a good point. You might have just found a hole in that. Maybe it's not happening. I walked in today and I saw Ray this morning. His hair is all disheveled. It looks like you slept upside down. And does he have a black eye? He has a scratch. Is there something you want to tell us?

No, no, I told the guys, it wasn't domestics, so don't worry about it. What is he doing? It's not a domestic dispute, but he does have a black eye. So his hair is all over the place. And I said, hey, congratulations. He goes, why? I said, because you got so much hair now that it's all over the place. He was going for hair treatments. Oh, is that what's happening? Look, it's all over the place. Old Ray, we didn't have enough hair for that to happen. Interesting.

No, the eyes fine, though. It was just a freak accident. Like, what happened? It was, uh, it's kind of, it's like, makeup story, makeup story, makeup story. I'm trying. Yeah, you know the real story? It's like rich people problems, so I'm not saying. What?

What is it? You're not a rich person. What are you? Well, first world problem. Okay. Yeah. Rich people problem. So what is it?

Like what is the first world problem? Well, rich is relative. It's relative, right? No, not within this group and our listeners. No. Go ahead. I was shoving one of my golf clubs and it backfired and hit me in the eye. Oh.

A golf club is rich people problem? That's what I'm saying. What I'm talking about? Okay. I thought he's like I had filler. into my eyes. That's what I was thinking. When he said rich people, I was like, he must have done some facial thing, like microblading. That's a richer person problem.

Yes, yes. Yes. Okay. You always wonder why cabin crew members have their hands behind their back when you board? You ever see that when, like when you walk on? Do you ever know, even noticed that? No, never. And I've never wondered that.

But why? You don't get on a plane and wonder why their hands are always behind their back? No. For a lot of us, it's been a long time she got on an airplane. I've been flying a bunch, but some of my friends haven't flown at all, and they're still nervous by getting them back on. But did you ever notice, and you guys didn't, how people's hands are behind their back?

They're actually just counting, real. According to this website, Brightside. Not on their hands, but they have a little clicker that they have, like, at nightclubs to make sure that people boarding corresponds with tickets sold. I guess I've seen that clicker before. I was like...

Yes, or have heard it. They don't do it in front of you. All right, one? But what did you say that they do something where like they look at you and oh no the reason they say hi to you or good morning or whatever is something you remember they're trying to gauge who they would call on yeah if there's an issue on the plane who is like able bodied and minded got it does that make sense yes so if they don't say hi to you you're not going to get picked or they're like well they say hi to everybody but

it's oh they're just trying to talk to everybody see if they're you know able willing yeah Nice. You know, if they speak the language probably. You know, because if there's some incident, they don't speak English. I bet that's hard to go like, hey, we need you to do this and they don't, you know, I'm sure there's a lot to that. You should take your vehicle to a shop to get looked at yearly, they say now. But most people don't. I don't.

I take my vehicle into the shop whenever it's broken. A light comes on. Nope, not even when a light comes on. Oh. Sometimes. But a light tells me I need to do it in the next year. A couple, few weeks. A light to me says, you should probably schedule something pretty soon.

But I definitely don't go. I find lights to be sometimes deceiving. Sometimes I need to, there's just a short. And the light comes on like because there's a short in the light compartment. But mostly it's something that's wrong with the car, and I still, and I'm bad about getting it. But you know what sucks about this place? Where we work is I got another nail on my tire from the freaking construction they're doing. That's got to stop.

What are we going to do? Charge company? I mean, you can call the construction company something, because, I've gotten two. Yeah, I've gotten two now as well. Same tire. Same tire for you? Yeah, no, same side of the car, though.

Which sucks. Car experts urge people to get their vehicles checked regularly and never miss an oil change. It's also important because you take your vehicle on the same day to check because you're emitting dangerous chemicals if your car is saying, hey, we're doing something that we're not supposed to be doing. I still have no word on my Bronco. I think it's totaled, probably. Which sucks. It took us forever to find that thing.

All right, I think that's it for now. I think we spent enough time here today. It's been a good long post show. Thank you all for listening. Be sure to check out all those podcasts. We talked about Amy's Four Things, Caroline Hobbies to Get Real. I got one tomorrow, I'm pretty excited about on the Bobbycast. Lisa Loeb is on, who you may know her from this song here.

Who say, I only hear what I want to. I don't listen hard. I don't pay attention to the distance that you're running. So a bunch, I was always a massive family. Lisa Loeb and so she came on and we talked about music and touring and she's got a Broadway thing that she wrote during the pandemic. I'll talk a little bit about that. But she tells a David Letterman story. That's pretty wild. What do you mean? About why she went on a letterman and was never invited back.

Is this kind of like a six pence none the richer kind of story? I don't remember that story. She like he kind of hit on her and did they go on a date or something or they wanted to, he liked her is what she said. I don't remember that, but probably no. It's not like that at all. So there's nothing to do with like him hitting on her? Mm-hmm. Okay. Something that they thought she did and she was like, I didn't do that.

Oh, wow. They never invited her back on even though she had other big hits. Supposedly, so that, Shy Carter and Lisa Loeb are this week, and I really think you'll love the Shy Carter one. He's a new artist, so he wrote, you know, when God whispered your name, and he wrote, what's the Charlie Puth song? Uh-oh. I'm only one.

Call away. He wrote Kane Brown Heaven. He wrote Kane Brown Good as You. Wow. He's got Because I be there to save the day. That's a good jazz.

Superman's got nothing on me. I'm only one. He talked about writing. And he's like, well, we were just sitting there. And this guy goes, I want to do a song where it's like, I'm only one calling away. And then he goes, try he goes,

I'll be there to save the day. And then the girl's one that goes, Superman's got nothing. And they were like, well, we don't know what to do. So he just went, well, just bookend it. I'm only one call away. That's cool. So he just talked about that a little bit.

So I think you'll like that. But that's Friday it comes out. But next week, hopefully, tentatively, I should have coming by the house, Adam Durrett, so it's the counting crows. Amazing. Which is a massive deal for me and for Eddie because that's like our favorite.

And so Eddie's like kind of come over. He never wants to come over from a podcast. Please. And I was like, yeah, come run videos and you can hop in and have a microphone too. The last invite was a Korean one and I'm like, now I'm busy, man. There's a lot going on, a lot going on. All right, you guys have a good day. We'll see it tomorrow.

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