The Bobby Bones Show - Tighty Whitie Debate + Make-Up In Public Schools + Eddie's 'Amy' Moment

Episode Date: September 4, 2017

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We'll be welcome to the whole studio. go here real quick. Make sure everybody's here. Yep, we're all here. I go on studio! Good morning. I have a daughter's reaction in horror to her daddy's shaved face. Her dad hasn't shaved since 2012. Okay? First time. It's 2012. Here you go.

I look different, okay? I don't like it. I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's still me. I don't like it. I know. I'm sorry. Dad, go away. It's okay, baby.

Like, both kids are crying now. Ed, did you ever do this with your kids? Like, when you shaved, do they think it's weird? When I grew my beard out and shaved, they stared at me for a little bit. They're like, whoa. They're so weird. They grew it out. When you grew it out and I shaved it.

It's so extreme. They're just like, that's crazy. One time when I was seven years old, we were at my grandma's house in Chicago. My dad shaved his mustache for the first time ever, and I told him I was never going to talk to him again. I got so mad and I was like, you look so weird. I'm never talking to you again. I ran upstairs.

And you remember that vividly. Vividly. And grandmas for Christmas. Wow. Well, everybody, welcome. Today would be a fun day. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU.

In her application to get into Yale University, Carolina Williams was asked to write a short essay on what she loves to do. So she wrote an essay on what she loves to do. And that's to order pizza from Papa Johns. and I got her into the Ivy League school. Yale wrote a note back. And they wrote, as a fellow lover of pizza, I laughed out loud after reading your application.

Apparently is really well written, too. Yes. And it was outside the box. I'm sure, Yale. And she also graduated top ten of her class. But again, you have to have these extra things. This essay matters. She crushed it with a pizza essay.

Cool. I bet Papa John's better hook her up, too. Also, when you're doing something out of the box for, like, Yale, it's all or nothing. Like, they're either going to look at you and they're not going to get in or you're going to get in full of. Oh yeah, I don't know. I didn't apply there.

Oh, you didn't? Shocking right now. Just Harvard. Carolina Williams, I see you. Thinking outside the box right there. I see you. And now a message from the dirty corner of the table from lunchbox. Launchbox, go ahead. I just wanted to let you guys know, Amy, Bobby, anyone else.

I am not your secretary. Like, I understand that I work on the show and I have an email address, but I am not here to answer your emails. If you could tell people just, they email me all the time. time trying to get a hold of you guys like, hey, I know you don't get emails. So can you send this to Bobby? Because he'll read it if it's from you. And I'm like, I don't have time. Oh, you don't. To go through all. I get them dozens at a time. Wow. Does it? Well, in a time. Wow. Because they're like, oh, you know, I said this to Bobby, but I know he gets hundreds and hundreds of emails or Amy's really busy and she doesn't have time

to check her email all that often. So can you make sure she sees this? I am not a secretary. That is not my job Morgan is the producer of the show Who are you yelling at? I've done nothing in this Well you can maybe Let people get the dozens of people to email All dozens of you

Are you yelling at the listener? Yeah, I'm yelling at the listener also Like people, I am not here To answer emails for Bobby and Amy If you want to email them, email them Don't send me your complaints or whatever you need to get a hold of them for No complaints

Are people complaining about us? Well, like one, one. was like a Pimp and Joy shirt wasn't fitting right or something and wanted to know if she could exchange it. Well, I guess she emailed Amy but didn't hear back so it's my responsibility to go to Amy and get a response.

Hey, we'll take a breath, buddy. No, you know what I usually do with those emails? No. Delete. Oh, that's not you can enjoy. Delete. That's the opposite of Pim and Joy. Hey, it's the opposite of I'm not Bobby

and I'm not Amy, so I don't care. I did get that email, however, and I will say it was a question about the shirt fit fine, but she was scared to wash it, the tank top, the new Pimpin' Joy stars tank top. She's like, if I wash it, is it going to shrink a little because it fits perfect? I'm like, nope, everything's pre-washed. You're good to go. Wash it, dry it. You're all good. There you go. Well, let's probably, sorry that you're having to go through these dozens of emails. Yeah, if I wanted to be a secretary, I'd go to an office and apply for a secretary spot. That's not me. Good.

I think it's now called like administrative assistant. Yeah, which is dumb too. It's called a secretary. That's what they are. No. My mom was one for 20 years and she transitioned from secretary. to administer. Did she do the same job? Yeah, but she had a lot of... Why are you yelling? I'm just so annoyed by these emails.

Ray, why is he so angry? He is angry. Man. Get your bobby bones on. It's Monday, but we're still bringing you the positivity. Here's the positivity. It's Monday and you're still alive and kicking. Most people aren't saying that.

You know, why? Because they're not alive or kicking. Most people that exist aren't even around anymore. How about that? That's deep. That's right. You're around. All right, time for tell me something good.

Tell me something good. Go for it, Amy. Give me that good news. So there was a really big storm that went down at a camp where some Boy Scouts and their families were supposed to go camping. I mean, trees fell down. There was all kinds of damage. Nobody was hurt, thankfully. But volunteers from around the area, they all gathered together and cleaned up the camp,

cleaned up all the debris so that the Boy Scouts and the families could still go camping and it didn't cost any money. Good for them. Lunchbox. Old Rand and Jackie are from New Jersey. They're a grandparents of three. Their daughter was diagnosed with lupus, so they volunteered to take the kids in. And, you know, they don't have enough money.

They're on retirement. Hit the lottery for a million bucks. Wow. No big deal. NBD. How about this? Here's police, and they're ticketing children for doing the right thing.

Oh. So they're not pulling cars over, but if they see a kid in a bicycle helmet, they'll go and stop them and be like, hey, I got you free ice cream ticket. And they're giving them things like ice cream tickets, drink tickets, There's one that gave them a pie certificate to go to the pie shop.

That's cool. Like they're seeing kids do the right things. If you see a kid pick up litter, one on one, they gave them a pie certificate. So I like that. Police officers thinking outside the box to make the community better. And they do that a lot, and that stuff doesn't get talked about enough. So shout out to our men in blue out there. Morning, morning, morning.

Cindy and Wichita. How are you? I'm great, Bobby. How are you? I'm really good. It's early in the morning. Can I help you in any way? Yes.

Okay. So my girlfriend, her brother is getting married. And his fiancé asked me to be in the wedding. But she can't ask you nonchalantly and she has like 10 other bridesmaids. Hold on. Let me stop you for a second. I don't understand the relationship again. We went like five levels deep here, huh?

Okay, so your brother? My girlfriend. Okay. Like just your literal girlfriend or like your friend that's a girl? My literal girlfriend. Okay. So you met us at the Bobby Bones. Got it.

Okay. So your girlfriend. So you're in a relationship. This is your girlfriend. Yes. We've been together for two and a half years. So you're, okay, you're close to her. It's her brother.

Yes. Okay. And his fiance. Holy cow. The bride asked her to be a bridesmaid. Yes. Okay. Now I'm there now.

And she said last minute with ten other bridesmaids, will you be a bride's maid's mate? Asked me like four or five months ago. Oh, wow. Okay. Go ahead. So I've been asking about the bridesmaids dress since then. And she just now finally this week said, hey, you can go here to pick out one of the dresses.

And then yesterday, she's like, oh, by the way, when you go, you have to pay $200 in full to get the dress. And you have to go by the end of the week. Okay. If I should just kind of back out because it seems like I'm not that important in the wedding anyways. And also because, like, I can afford $200. I feel like it's really disrespectful to wait to the last. minute like that for how people drop $200.

I agree with you. It's late to throw the $200. Let me ask this. If he has 10 exact groomsmen to match and you pull out, is it not going to match? Because you know how they have people walk down together? Yeah.

Is that their plan? I think so. And my girlfriend is on his side. Okay, so, listen, if you can afford it, if you can't afford it, it's a whole different. decision because you can't throw it at somebody. If you can't afford it, you just got to take one for the team here. You have too many people too close to you that if you can afford it, it is a little bit disrespectful. I'll be honest with you. But sometimes you just have to get

disrespected for somebody else. Because that makes it like you have to get disrespected and it's okay, but you're doing it for someone else. Absolutely. So I think you go through with it and it stinks to have to go through it. And it's a little bit of disrespect because they didn't throw that price tag on you for that dress till the last minute. but you're not even doing it for them really. You're doing it for your girlfriend. You're doing it for other people. That's why you're in the wedding to begin with.

Thank you, Bobby. I really appreciate it. No, I appreciate you. I hate to have to give that news. But Judge Common Sense knows. No, I don't know. Yeah. Boundaries.

Yeah. Hey, I appreciate you. I appreciate you. People are loving that now. I think I don't know. I think I might have started something there. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead.

This story comes to us from Wellington, Kansas. There's this 31-year-old woman. She's at home alone. Like, man, I wish my husband and son could come home early. So she's like, I got a plan. Calls his elementary school, bomb threat. Calls her husband's work, bomb threat. Huh.

So they had to evacuate the school and the business. Take the common denominator and figure it out. Well, they were able to trace the phone call to her house, and she placed both bomb threat. Wow. She was arrested as being held in a $100,000 bond. Wow. Oh, man.

I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Bobby bonds. Are you ever one of those people, you have to pull out of a parking garage, and you mess up and there's a line behind you, but you also can't back up because there's a line behind you? Yes. You're with a little machine. Happens.

So this happened to Eddie, sort of. What happened? It was a total Amy moment. Oh, wow. I got. Shot smart. Wow. Okay.

So I got my parking ticket, and, you know, when you don't want to pay for it, You get it validated. And so I went to the lady at the desk and said, can I validate my ticket? She said, here, here's a sticker or whatever. And I guess it was a sticker that you're supposed to put on your ticket over the barcode, slip the ticket in, and it'll validate your ticket, and the gate will open. Well, dumb me, Amy, me, I just stick the sticker in there, the card reader, not the card, thinking that, oh, well, the sticker is supposed to go in there.

It jams up. The gate doesn't open. there are cars piling up behind me just like waiting and waiting and waiting you just thought the sticker would go in? Yes, so I started hitting the button like, come on, open, open. I don't think I would have done that, by the way, just to clarify. You totally would have, right?

How did you get out? I had to hit the help button. And then a guy comes out, he's like, yeah, man, what's the problem? I said, dude, so I guess I got the validation sticker and I put the sticker in there. Like the sticky sticker? Yeah, exactly. Don't even say Amy.

He just shook at my head. Like, I guess people look at Amy. Yeah. You're not. Guys. Wait, you're all going to stand for this? I'm laughing. Amy, the first thing that I thought of what I did this was like, oh my gosh, this is a total Amy moment.

And so, I mean, the guy who shook his head and just had to open the machine up, and there were about 20 cars behind me. And he finally got the sticker out. He said, put that on the ticket, put it in the slot, and it opened up. He thought less of you, didn't. Oh, my gosh. He looked at me like I was the biggest idiot. He looked at you, like, I guess the way people look at Amy. Oh.

All right. Got the bones. All right, talking about doing makeup in public, is it rude to do makeup in public? Just give me your thoughts. No, it's not rude. What if you, I mean, I don't think it's rude. If you're not bothering anybody else, I feel personally a little uncomfortable when I have to do it, but I've definitely had to if I need to kind of do some stuff.

And I do feel awkward, but I don't think it's rude. Why not go to the bathroom? Maybe you can't get to one. Okay. And you have a little compact mirror. What, I mean. The reason I'm bringing up, I saw it as a new story this morning. Okay.

There are people were debating. They were yelling at each other too. This is not a yell topic. Yeah, there's other things you get passionate about. There are a yell topic. Then there are some you just talk about. So I think if you have to pull out your mirror, you go to the bathroom. Okay.

If you can do it, no problem, it's not a big deal. Yeah. You don't do it at dinner. Okay. I think there are places that you do and don't do it. Yeah. Like, would you shave, would you pull out a razor and shave your legs at dinner? No, but that's different than putting on makeup.

Is it though? Yes, it is. Yes, it is. You're like removing hair from your body. I wouldn't be sitting at the dinner table and pull out a brush or comb and fix my hand. Now we're eating dinner. Yeah, yeah. You said we were in public.

Dinner. And no driving and doing it because that's dangerous. Oh, I know, but what about it, a red light? Okay, see, here we go. Tisha? Yes. Thank you for calling. What do you think?

I think that it's just rude driving down the road. That irritates me more than anything. Because it's unsafe? It's unsafe and they're not paying attention at all. They're too busy looking in the review mare or their mirrors and not paying attention doing makeup. I'm with you there. That's not considerate. I appreciate you.

Thank you very much. Thank you. I appreciate you. Let's go to Kayla in North Carolina. Kayla. Yes. Hi, Bobby. Give me something.

I agree with the last lady. Driving down the road drives me nuts. I get running late. I'm a new mom. But when you get to work, just go in the bathroom and throw a mask hair on. You don't need to do your full. face makeup in the car. I hear some passion in that voice.

I ain't. Well, it's dangerous. And being a new mom, like, I'm super concerned about my son because nobody pays attention to driving anymore. If it's not texting, it's reading, it's makeup, it's, there's too many distractions. I agree. Appreciate you. I appreciate you. And I think pretty much we're all in the same.

We're normal. They were screaming to you on the news. Yeah. Like it was some sort of crisis in the Middle East. Yeah. I'm about makeup. Hello, Bill, I'm dating. Yes.

Dayton, Ohio representing. What's happening, Bill? How you doing, Bob? I appreciate you having me on the phone, man. I appreciate you called New, Bill. Hey, I'm going to come to Dayton sometime this year. If I come, will you come? Oh, I was so rock to your show with you guys, man. I would show up instantly.

I love that. All right, tell me what you think about this. You're a dude. I honestly think if you're driving down the road or even sitting at a red light, you should not do it. When you could get rated to, too, you might have to slam on the brakes, and you will lose your eyeball. Mm. Oh. Shove it right through your eye well.

Yeah, yeah. Bill, PJ. Oh. Good Lord. All right. This definitely went from just doing it in public to doing it while driving. No, it went to what are the rules and we found a rule. One, don't do it while driving.

Okay. Two, don't do it at the dinner table. Got it. Other than that, I'm cool. Fair game. Do it wherever you want. If you have to pull out a mirror, you should probably go to the bathroom. Question.

Just for guys, too. If you got to do something and you need a mirror, go to the bathroom. Okay. What about, can I put on the mirror? lip gloss at the dinner table when I'm done eating no mirror. Let it slide. Depends how much the meal costs. Fancy meal?

No. Okay. Topas? Yes. Okay. Got it. Jesse in Virginia. Hi. How are you today? I'm very good. Thank you for calling. What's happening? And about the whole makeup and public thing.

I would love to hear it. I am actually an independent distributor for a cosmetic company. I am a single mom and a full-time college student, and I run this small business, and I do a lot of my demos in public. I'll meet women in different coffee shops or places or even my kid's soccer field because that's where I can do it. So what's your opinion on this? My opinion is it's ridiculous for anybody to have an issue. I mean, if men wore makeup, it would just be an issue.

Yeah, it still would be an issue. And I'll tell you why, just because it's men and women. I mean, we have issues about how we sit. We're different. Men and women are different. When you wear a dress, you can't sit with your legs spread open. We can. I guess if we wore dresses, but we don't.

And there are things that we as guys. Yes, men and women are different. But listen, I agree most of the time you can wear makeup wherever you want. but to just do the whole thing of, well, if it was a man, we live in a country where things are different. We handle things different. Yeah. It's weird for some men to go buy tampons.

That's everyday things for something. Well, it seems like everyday things, probably. It does, but I don't like buying it still. You don't? Well, no. I'd take great pride. No. I make sure I get a female checker outer if I can or self-checkouts amazing.

I'd buy the fanciest of fancy ones. And I'd be like, excuse me. I'll take the silk ones, please. Is that how it works? No. Oh, I have no clue. I look for sales. Oh, sales.

I would never do that with that. No, never. How did I go? No, high end. You don't want to go cheap with us. I couldn't go as high end as high as possible. I'll take the diamond ones, please. Thank you for the call.

I have all the results here from people staring in the eyes as a partner. So the story was, if you stare at your partner for three minutes straight and you just stare at each other and say nothing, it's supposed to bring you together. So I'm going to play some clubs here Here is Eddie and his wife This is after the staring Yes Okay three minutes You just stared at each other

You said not a word Yep And as soon as they were done Here's what they had to say I felt like at first I was just looking at your eyes And I think there's a little bit of brown In your blue eyes

Like right by the pupil Maybe it was my reflection I feel like I don't just stare At your face enough Or your eye We just talk or whatever But I felt like I noticed that at that moment I'm like, oh, man, I forgot.

She's really, really beautiful. Oh, that's sweet. I remember you have one eye that small in the other. I used to notice that. And I realized I haven't looked at your eyes in a while. Yeah. So do you feel more connected? Yeah.

Not really. I didn't feel too connected. I mean... But she did. Yes, she felt it. Which I guess is all it matters, right? There's our producer, Eddie, and his wife. You guys been together 11 years?

11 years. And that's the thing. We don't really look at each other in the face or the eyes really. We just talk like normal everyday life. Here's Amy and her husband. You guys been together? We've been together 10 years. So should I preface something? We were like legit sort of having a fight and he had to leave

and I wasn't going to see him again for the rest of night because I had to go to work. And I was like, stop! We had to stare at each other for three minutes. And he's like, you've got to be kidding me. And I'm like, sit down and we have to stare at each other. So that's This was a little backstory. So there's a fight that happens before this. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

We were sort of having a fight before we had to stare for three minutes because you were going to leave in a little, go run errands. It was the only time we had. So I feel much better. Like a minute or two in a staring, I was like, oh, I'm so glad we had to do this because now we're not fighting. And then I felt better, and all I wanted to do was come give you a hug. But I couldn't hug you because we were staring.

Three minutes is a lot longer than you think. I know, but are you, did it put you in a better mood? It did me. I'm still hungry and have to run errands. I know, but regarding some of the stuff that we were irritated about. Sure. I'm not mad.

I'm not, I'm hungry. Still. Love you. Love you. So that didn't work. Here's lunchbox and his wife. You guys been married for? Two years.

How'd you feel? That was a long time I didn't know which I to look at What do you mean which eye? You look at both eyes, you looser? Like I'm like bouncing back and forth from like your left and your right out Do you feel more connected? Sure

Because I feel awkward And uncomfortable Because I've never looked at your eyes for that long What did you think about though While you're looking into my eyes? This is awkward What did you think about? Well, first I thought it felt awkward, and then I was like, well, we better take this seriously.

So I started thinking about our marriage in the future. Oh, man. So you thought about the future, and I thought about this is awkward. There you go. I feel like it works for the girls, but the guy is not really. Bobby Balls, everybody. Transmitting across America. Hitchell!

We're going to give our producer Ray, audio Raymond. a chance to win some money here. Raymond has had one month to read my book. I wrote a book called Bear Bones. Pretty proud of the fact that it was a little bit successful. It was a four-week bestseller. And I wasn't expecting that, but I did expect Ray to read it because I wrote about him in the book.

And I think just human nature, I would expect, because when somebody writes, I'd be like, let me read this book. And it was also about the history of the show and, like, my life. And I don't know. But Ray just didn't he didn't read it. it. And he was never like hiding it. He just didn't read it. And so we were talking about it. Like, yeah, you had read a book in how long? Oh, it's been years. Are you kidding me? How many years do you think? I would say, I mean, I'm almost wanting to say since college, but I know I randomly picked up one probably in a boring weekend. So it had easily been probably three, four years. All right. So he hadn't read a book in, let's say, five years. And I wrote this book called Bear Bones. I looked at it. It's on paperback for $9.75 right now, Amazon.

Oh, bargain. Look at that. Steal. You get free one day from Prime. I'm not getting any money in front of that. But I do have money for $150, Ray. If you can get four out of five questions right about my book. All right, let's go.

Now, you read the whole thing. Yes, whatever, 197 pages, and some of the pages didn't even count. They were Roman numerals. There was more pages than that. How many pages in the book? 330? Yeah, right. Did you read the whole book?

You didn't read like the... I had hard bag, so I don't know what you're talking about. No. Okay. There ain't 3.30. We're pulling the book out right now. Here's the hard book. How many pages are in?

Bare Bones written by me, Bobby Bones. Yeah, 3.30. Good try. Hold on. Oh, exactly. Exactly what I just said. 200. Over 200, I'm being told.

All right. That's exactly what I said. Let's go. Start the game show. All right. You don't have to get, I think I said 5-of-5. All you have to is get four or five, right, okay? So you can miss one of them.

All right, question number one from my book, Bear Bones. My mom threw me a 10th birthday party. What was the theme of it? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Oh, correct. Wow. Nice. Yeah.

You had like all kinds of things. You had little blow things, and it was like the biggest birthday party because it was double digits. Yeah, I never had a birthday party until that one. Oh, wow, wow, wow. All right. I didn't make these questions either, so how about this one? What was the name of my sidekick who snuck into the rival radio station and broke into the station? Gilligan.

Two down. Yeah, and I'm pretty sure he was, I think it was like Alice 107 something. Yeah, Alps 107. Yeah! I broke into the... I took over their airwaves. I wrote it out in the book. Oh, that's my first real trouble there.

How about this one? Ray's answering questions that I wrote inside my book, Bear Bones. How did I find out that I was adopted? Uh, you just saw on a social security card. Oh, me! You read the book! Yeah, your, uh, your grandma didn't tell you. Nobody really told you.

That's how you found out. That's right. I saw my social security card with a different last name on it. And I was like, wait, what did that? And they told me my mom left in as a kid and my grandma adopted me. I had no idea. Wow! He's the only got to get one more right.

All right. Here's the question Mike gave me. So I had to give the eulogy at my mom's funeral, which is very tough for me. And as I was, as I was, as I was, as I was, was struggling with it. Someone's cell phone went off, and it played a song right in the middle of me crying. What song played from the cell phone in the middle of the funeral? It's something.

Leroy Brown. I don't know the exact name of the song. I know. I'll probably miss this one, but it's like, you got to get out of here, Leroy Brown or something. That's incorrect. I'm sorry. The answer was bad, bad. Leroy Brown

Bad as man Yeah, you gotta get out of here Because you're bad No, it's bad Bad, bad Leeroy Brown Now, it all comes down To this

It all comes down to this For all the money rate Okay And I don't feel like These questions Have been terribly hard Like I If you didn't read the book

I would have never known any of those That's the point of reading the book That's what I'm saying It proves I read it I know But here we go But that wasn't the game

The game was win money Okay Last question All right I'm going to give you a straightforward one, okay, easy. What was the name of my first ever radio station? Alice was the competitor. My first radio station, Hunt Springs, Arkansas.

It was like, it was a Q107 or something? I need to answer. That's my guess. That's all I got. What's your answer? Q. Starts with the Q. Q100 was my second station, KLAZ, with my first.

first station. Come on! I know. 105.9. KLAZ. Ray, I'm sorry you did not win. Wow. Whatever.

I went three for three. That was a nice little roll. I tell you what, Ray. I mean, let's do call letters out. What was the call letter of a station in the east side of town? I mean, who knows? That was my first station. Ray, you can have.

Here's what you can have. Yeah, let's stay away from the call letter. No, no, no. Ray, here's what you can have. You can have $50. Okay. Okay. Or the mystery amount of money.

$50. He's so smart. He's so smart. Hey, tell him what the mystery was going to be. The mystery was going to be $149. Oh! But that's okay. Ray, you won $50.

Ray, what did you think of the book? That was pretty good. It was an easy read. I'm a pretty slow reader, but I was whizzing right through it. You think it was entertaining at all? The whole first hundred pages, I didn't know a lot of that stuff. So that was new to me. The backside, it was a lot of stuff since I've been around.

round, so I knew most of that. But a book always tells more than a person or a radio show could tell. So, I mean, it was new stuff I didn't even know. And did you see when I wrote about you? I did. That was cool. I didn't even remember that it was that much. My girlfriend said that you wrote about me.

I really just thought it was a picture. So that was actually pretty cool. I've read those paragraphs like five times. All right. Raymond with $50. Nice work. I wrote a book called Bear Bones, if you want to buy it. Ray gives it four stars, five stars.

How many stars do you give it? I'll give you five. Out of five. Yeah, yeah. Our producer Morgan's 24, 25? 24. She's never taken a beer funnel, beer ball. And so she's talking about it.

She's like, I just watching these teens, do it. I never tried it. So we have it here. And so it's on Facebook Live. You'll be able to watch it. Whoa. Hey, somebody grabbed the Facebook Live. Not lunchbox.

He's not even Facebook on the ground. No, I'm trying to help. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What kind of beer did you choose? Morgan. Mickelob Ultra, because that was what was recommended as the lightest beer. Yes. Okay, so you pour it into the funnel.

I'm going to tilt the funnel because that's what I'm going to. She's pouring into the funnel right now. I'm shaking. I'm so nervous. My boyfriend's watching this right now. Why are you nervous? Because I'm going to probably throw up everywhere. Her boyfriend's watching?

Why do you care? Did your boyfriend tell you not to do it? This is a big fight? He told me how to do it. All right. Here we go. Morgan will now And she's wearing a poncho

She's in a pink poncho It's a pink funnel Morgan are you Now Lifebox has a thumb clogging What's the strategy here? Yeah that's why I have my thumb in there If you lift it up high Okay so Morgan

Morgan has it in her hand Are you ready Morgan? No Three Two one Go It's in her mouth And there goes the beer

Oh she's spin it There goes to spin it! Come Morgan! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Oh! No! She didn't, man. She's back at it.

She's back at it. There she goes again. Let's go, Morgan. She's going to throw up. I hope. Very good right now. That's a lot of foam. Yeah, you got a lot of foam.

You did a lot of foam there. We can have a race? As you blow the foam out, you go. But not in here. Oh. Oh, you blow the, that's a thing? Yeah. How do you feel, Morgan?

I don't feel great. I don't know why people want to do that, but. Because it goes down the hatch fast. All right, a timer race. We got about a minute and a half, boys. Oh, hurry. So, lunchbox versus Ray. I'm going to choose yours so you can take one back.

We'll set up the timer. There's a challenge here to see who the best beer bonger is of these two. All right. But they both claim to be party kings. Ray's filling his green beer bong up. Lunchbox is feeling his pink beer bong up. Yeah, see, this is how you really beer bonging. You use the same one.

You get germs. Yeah. You don't use separate ones. Like, I don't know more. I'll get a brand new one for everybody. No. Sweet Werewolf T-shirt, dude. No, it's Wolfpack.

Hey, I wore it because this was back in Wolfpack days. Oh, you're like college frat? When I used to crush it. All right, you wore a college shirt. All right, Ray has is ready. Lunchbox heads is ready. I'm getting my phone out of there. Place your bets.

I take Ray in a heartbeat. Oh, Ray. In a heartbeat. All right, here we go. Why are you taking Ray over me? Let's do. Hey, Wolfpack. Hey, Wolfpack.

You're not going to do that. Okay. In three, two, one, go. Then the beer ball. Oh, oh! Ray dominated. Ray dominated. Ray dominated.

Ray dominated. Hunchbugs are still in the other. I miss my mouth. Now beer's flying everywhere. Oh, my mouth. Ray, you're a man. You're really a bit. Lodgebugs didn't even,

Lunds box was. I missed my mouth. To finish it. At least finish it. There he is. He still didn't finish it. What's wrong with you? Oh, no.

How humiliating. Wow. Were you like the Wolfpack's weakest member? No. Oh. I just missed my mouth on that first spray. Oh, that was gross. Hey, Ray, nice shot, buddy.

Yeah. Be a man. Ray dominates. Morgan got her first one in. Wolfpack's embarrassed. Mm. We come back. It's tough, tough love.

Yeah. The Bobby phone show. So the property brothers are building the house next to lunchbox. Literally next. door to you. Literally my next door neighbor. Yeah. Have you seen them?

I've seen them a few times. They just walking out. They're just walking around doing their work. And there's like TV cameras. Oh, there's some TV cameras there when they're there. So, okay, the real irony is lunchbox tried to get on property brothers. Didn't realize you had to spend how much? $70,000 minimum.

Of your own money. Which is crazy. So these people took out a loan. Yeah, obviously. And so he didn't get on, but his neighbors did. And so you see the problem. What are their names? I don't know their names.

I just know the... Suit and tie and t-shirt. Yeah, suit and tie and t-shirt. And they're right there. It's really cool to see them, though. It's pretty exciting. I've got to be real. So, but it's making a lot of noise.

Dude, it's ruining my life. Like, all day, every day, I have to put up with noise coming from the house next door because it sounds like they're demolishing the house. Here's some noise from the property brothers demolishing the house. That's one clip too.

Oh, that got worse and worse. And it's one solid clip because the bird never shot, you know? I'm telling you. That is me sitting in my house hearing them just going, boom, boom. Like, how am I supposed to nap with that going on? At least it's a daytime and most people work during that time. They are there, even on the weekends, 7 a.m. sharp?

Boom, boom, boom. Like, on the weekends, they can't sleep in? I mean, come on. I'm excited to have the property brothers in my neighborhood. But listen to, how do you live with this? Here it is again for those at home that just tuned in. Oh, my goodness. Lunchbox.

You gotta get a picture with you and the property brothers, man. I mean, I want to so bad, but they always have TV cameras rolling. Yeah, you need a cameo on the show. Oh, man. But can they please keep it down trying to get some sleep?

I'll call them. Thank you. I'm friends of one of them. Friends. Which one? No, I'm friends of one of them's friend. Oh, yeah, yeah. Bobby Bones.

Bobby Bones show. Amy went to the car dealership yesterday, huh? Yeah. How'd they go? Well, I had a nail in my tire. I thought it was going to be sort of like an easy trip. Nail on the tire.

then air condition is leaking. So I had this wet stuff all over my floorboard. And I kind of thought I had a leak from when it was raining. But evidently, you know, when your car is running and you drive away and there's wet stuff on the bottom from your air conditioning, well, instead of it going out into the ground, it was just like seeping right into my car and carpet. And like it's hot. And like there was like smell. So now I have to deal with that.

But then I didn't really feel so bad because a woman in front of me, she had mice in the hood of her car eating wires. And I was like, okay, maybe my stuff's not so bad, you know? Dang. Mice. That's a bad day. Yeah. For her. That sounds like something lunchbox I have.

I do have spiders in my trunk a lot. I find them living in there paying no rent. You just have creatures, bedbugs, spiders, raccoon, dogs, paws. I mean, you have animals all over. I'm an animal-friendly house. What can I say it? You're like the new Steve Irwin, just dirty. Let's go.

Bobby Bones The Bobby Bones show. All right, I'm going to hit you with the never going to get it right now. Because I don't think you can get the answer to this. Amy, you've been as qualified because I know you know the answer. Ready, you two? Ready. Lunchbox and Eddie.

What's the most satisfying place on the human body to scratch? Okay. Oh, let me think when I get an it. Think about that. The most satisfying place on the human body to scratch. Think about it? You want to go with an answer before I play the song? Sure.

All right. Let's see. Lunchbox. My eye. What, no. Eyeball? Like, whenever you get an inch, you close your eye and you kind of, you rub your eye.

You rub your eye. Like, okay. Not correct. Oh. Eddie. I mean, I'll go with the obvious just to lead us. It's your back. Oh, you're back.

I love a good back scratch. Right? No. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. All right, never going to get it. You have another answer? Got it.

Got it. Would you wager that you know it? Uh, yeah, I'm a dollar. Yeah. Never going to get it. Here we go. What's the most satisfying place on the human body to scratch? Lunchbox.

Your arpid. Your arm pit. Oh. So good. Eddie. Scratch your head. No, I'm going to give you a hint. It's below your waist.

I got it. Go ahead. Bottom your feet. It's not your private. Okay. Well, all right. That's not that. Uh, your, your bottom.

Nope, it's below your knees. Oh. You can, one at a time. Your calf? Between your toes? It's below your calf. Your ankle. Ladies and Jim, we have one here.

We have a little. We get your ankle. The most satisfying place to scratch in the body. I don't really get that, but. You never scratched my ankle before. Really? Dude, it's awesome. I go home for like an hour and just go to town. Dude, when I need time off, I get into bubble back and scratch it.

my ankle. What on earth. All right, you can make the call on this. I believe this will go to a vote. Is it Tidy Whitties or Wighty Tidies? Okay. Amy.

Wighty Tides, 100%. Lunchbox. No doubt. Whitey Tides. Eddie. It just feels right to say Tidy Whitties. No. It feels right to me.

Our phone number is 877, 77, Bobby. And maybe the dumbest topic of all the time. We've been arguing about this for 24 hours. So we have two witty-tides. One tidy-widy-wydie. Ray, what are you following this? Whitey-tides. You know, I'm widy-tiddy-tiddy, too. Yeah, I've never even heard of, what did you say? Tidy-Wighties. It's the opposite of what you said. Oh. Yeah. So it's 80% wighty-tidey in the room, Eddie. Wow, man. I don't know. Is this one of those things where, if I wouldn't even thinking about it and just said it, that's what would come out of my

told you your kids, your boys, you're like, get your tidy-wydies on. I'm sure we've said that before in my house. My kids will be raised to call it tidy-whites. You should not raise them that way. What are you wearing over there already? Right now. Boxer briefs? Yeah.

What color? Black? Dang. Why are you looking at me like that? I'm just wondering. Lunchbox can go out on over there. I got boxers. Any cool fun pattern?

Probably the Simpsons. No, I don't have any Simpson. Oh, you don't have to pull your hands down. Oh, what are you doing? Those are like, like, a little bully ones. That's like a great Persian. person tattered These might be 10 years old

What do you have bones? Just blue boxer briefs Let's see him They're like Ralph Lauren Oh wow That's chmancy They're real nice No never mind

They're polo I don't know There's some off brand of not polo Pala No they're not fake The lower in polo Yeah It's like if you go to Walmart

And get put the polo stuff Okay That's what it is But yeah Like Ralph Eddie Like the calls are falling in for you here.

What? What region? South, South, real South. But I'm from Arkansas. Yeah, I'm from the South. Let's go to Brazil. David and Jacksonville, Florida. I say, tidy, whitey.

Yeah, okay. Whitey, Teddy. It's not sounding weird. Yeah, exactly. Rusty in Georgia. Rusty. Hey, mommy. What are we doing, brother?

We're good. What do you say by this? Man, I am fixing to be 55 in October, and it's always been tidy-whitties. I mean, the vote's starting to even out. Man, here we go. We'll put this up on our Facebook page. Tidy-Wi-Tides. Is it Wighty-Tides or Tidy-Wive? Dumbest vote ever.

It's important, though. There's got to be 1,000 things more important to talk about right now than this. But right now, this is it, though. I don't know. But now I'm wondering, like, have you been saying it wrong this whole time? Yeah. Like, did my family what's wrong? Like, why are we wrong? Hello, Ethan.

Yeah. Yeah, what do you think it is? It's tidy, whitey. Oh, my goodness. Is it? I started to question myself. Patrick and Murphysboro. Hey, what's up, y'all?

What you think? Man, growing up, I've always called Tidy Witties. Man. I think they're right. By the way, the phone's fat like a dog tick right now, boys. Oh, man. The debate was Wighty Tidy versus Tidy Wighty. Hello, Corey in Beaumont, Texas.

Yeah, that's Corey. Beaumont. Hey, I got five brothers, and we all ran around in our toddy-witties. Damn. Eddie, I'm telling you everybody's tidy-wighty. Guys, us three could be completely wrong in this. Wow. I don't know why y'all don't listen to me. No, no, we do. That's what we kept a saying like you. Oh, okay, good. Yeah, we do listen. Hey, Corey, appreciate you.

Yeah, appreciate you guys. All right, see you, buddy. Man. Hello, let's go over to South Alabama. Tammy. Hey, Tammy. Hello. Hello, you're on the air. It is tidy whitey. Wow. Mighty Wodies Tidy Wodies

Hey, don't yell at me It's like Hmm Telling back You We're on our way to school Yeah Tammy, I appreciate you

You Thank you Bye, man Okay, I'm done Because they're all Eddie, they're all Tidy Wattie Wattie So it's unanimous

So it's Fli Fipty Fipty Fli Fli Fli Flii Tidy Witties Our video Editor Eddie Dattie exterminator. Oh man, we might have to get rid of our exterminator. You tell me if I should. He's really been good. We've had him for like two years and really no mistakes. But man, he made a critical mistake last time he was here. So you want us to decide if you should fire your exterminator? Yeah. I don't want to be a part of firing. Okay, well, let's hear what happened. All right. Well, he was working on the house, spraying the house. He went in the backyard and he left the backyard gate open. He took off. He was done with his thing. Coachella, my dog, about an hour later. found out the door was open. Boom, she's gone.

So we didn't even realize she was gone. Lucky for us, like 30 minutes later, I guess somebody found her and they brought her back to the house. Because she was in the backyard. She has a doggie door. So she goes to backyard free range or whatever. But she found that door wide open and she had a night off, I guess, in the neighborhood. Wow. So now I'm like, that's a big deal.

Like, you can't be leaving the back door open. I feel like exterminators is part of their classes that they did. Their oath. They're training. Yeah. The exterminator. Make sure that back door latch is closed completely. So what are you asking?

Well, I mean, my wife and I were talking about it. We're like, I feel like we should get a new one. That's a pretty lethal mistake. Let me tell you. Let me drop some real life on you. Okay, okay. One, people screw up. Yes, more than robots.

Yes, a lot more than robots, which I say a lot. So here's the thing. If you factor in, one, if something bad would happen to the dog, I think it's a different question. It did nothing bad happen to the dog. In the end, what's the final product? nothing happened bad. We got the dog back. You got the dog bag.

Okay, so that's one. Number two, is this the first time anything ever bad's happened with this guy? Yes. You've had him for years. Yes. And here's the final question. And I want you to be honest and think to yourself, do you ever make mistakes? Rarely.

Okay, I make mistakes. I make mistakes. Those three things factored in. The fact that you make mistakes. Two, the dog wasn't hurt. And three, he's been doing this for you in a great way for years. I think if it happens multiple times then it's probably time for a new one.

So if he leaves the gate open one more time You stay something to him Like hey man last time you were here You left the gate open, dog got out We're all good and stuff I just want to remind you that Not to leave it. It's an honest mistake

And nothing bad happened to the dog Has that right happened to you guys? I've had people leave the gate open Like when they come to fix the air condition Yeah, did you fire him? Yes. No What I did though As I fixed it automatically

I put a lock on it Because it was my fault I should have known better Than to just leave it I put it on me And so that way when they come and they've got to unlock it They have to go hey I need to unlock this lock And I'm like oh cool

I'm gonna unlock it but remember I got a dog And smart Okay All right This guy has one more chance How about he's just gonna come He's a good guy We'll give him we'll let this one slide

Does anyone disagree with me by the way? You can't? No 100% agree with you No I mean it's just one little thing And maybe he doesn't even know you have a dog Yeah Hotel is sort of Oh he knows I have a dog

Okay Every time he comes in he's like Can we put that dog on? And that's what Bobby was going to ask you the same thing like, what if Bobby just fired us for every mistake we made, Eddie? We'd be out of a job. Day one, man. You guys would be. Day one. Day one.

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