The Bobby Bones Show - Time Marches On + Lunchbox Tries To Buy Country Artist's Home + New Phone Girl Hillary May Take Amy's Job

Episode Date: December 28, 2017

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Good morning. Welcome to Thursday show. Morning. Who do you think the worst actor of modern times is? Now, you got to think that someone we've seen is someone big enough to be considered the worst. Oh, this is easy. It's like when they do the worst song, it has to be a massive song to be considered the worst. Because if it's the worst, you wouldn't know about it.

Does that make sense? Yes. Okay, who do you think is listed as the worst actor of modern times? Amy. I love Keanu Reeves. Quality, yes. I love Keanu Reeves. I love Bill and Ted.

I love John Wick. Oh, man, that is a... You watch that? No. Man. A husband, I think does. That's a good movie. No, not it.

All right? Incorrect. Wrong button. Lunchbox. There are two smart people in this room. I have Keanu Reeves. Wow. Is it because he never changed it?

Whoa. I don't know. In speed, he was so bad. If it goes below 60 miles an hour, it's going to explode. Yeah, he sounds the same. looks to say, I mean, I just think he seems lame. When you look at watching him in the movie, you're like, I don't believe this guy. Have you seen John Wick?

No. You would love it. You would love it. I'm writing it down. It's just shoot him up. John Wick. And then they made a John Wick too, which I haven't seen yet, but I'm telling you, it's, if you like movies where there's just like, boom, boom, boom, fights, it's legit.

I'll watch it by Monday. Eddie. I'm going to go with The Rock. What? Yeah, he's the highest paid. Blasphemy. That was the dumbest guess. I didn't talk about the highest paid.

He can be a tooth fairy or A baller Yeah The worst actor of modern times is Chuck Norris I don't Modern times or the ancient times? I feel like that's ancient No anything in color TV 80s 90s

Also Texan's Ranger Yeah All of his fighting movies Yeah what else is he done? Delta Force Yeah he said movies That's been a while but he's like 80 now Yeah

There you go a little factoid Get your bobby bones on Recognizing people Doing cool things It's ICU Listen to this High school junior Molly was braiding a friend's hair

It was the last day of class And the friends already get dizzy So don't worry I have these episodes too But then the girl fell unconscious And so Jackie called the nurse And started to do CPR

On her Do you supposed to stay in alive Oh Oh Staying alive Staying alive Oh Oh

Stay in a lot You gotta hold that one long I've never heard that You haven't ever heard of the CPR to stay in alive? Nope You ever watch the office? Yeah but I didn't Is that an episode?

Didn't see it? I haven't seen every episode And Michael Scott gets down He starts doing it And he's like, I do CPR to stay in alive And he's like okay And he gets down

And he puts his hands and he goes First I was afraid I was petrified He did it real small And they're like No no no no The chorus No no

That's not even the same song in me That's I will survive Okay, okay, okay, sorry. Thank you, Eddie. That's really funny. That's the show. Anyway, it was a great thing because, one, it got it out there that if someone's down and you have to pump on their chest, that's what you do it too. Oh.

Stay in alive, staying alive. Secondly, she saved her friend. That's amazing. Because she know how to do it because she had seen probably off the office. Yeah, probably. Unless she was like, Ed first, don't it free. It's too slow. I don't have to have.

Yeah, don't do that. Anyway, I see you. That's a good story. Saving lives, saving lives, teaching lessons. Stay in life, staying alive. I see you. That was I see you. Bobby Bones Show.

A guy proposed to his girlfriend with a tattoo. Tell me what you think about this, okay? He got a tattoo, and it said, will you marry me? And then I had two boxes. Yes or no? and then gave her a marker and she had to check yes or no

I'm not going to look you did check one A marker or a tattoo gun? I thought it was a marker as a tattoo gun when I saw it I thought she was marking it she tattooed

Wow she got to actually So this was like a Wow What if she was tattooed yes What if she was tattooed no And I just had to live with that That's so awkward Going in you know she's saying yes

You're not doing that tattoo Unless you know she's saying yes But don't you know with most proposals They're saying yes To be fair Yes I thought it was, you think it's creative or stupid, Amy? Creative, I guess.

Ooh, you're borderline, huh? Because I wouldn't do it ever. That's a crazy town. Giving somebody else's tattoos. Creative or stupid? Creative. Lunchbox? Stupid.

I mean, that is the dumbest thing you can put on your body besides the girl's name because it's going to be the rest of your life and more than likely you're going to break up. Half of the marriages end a divorce, so that's just dumb. I think that stats old. You got to stop with your statistics. It's creative. It's creative because, I mean, if she checks no, you can just erase the no one and then try to get on someone else.

You know what I'm saying? You only have to undo that part of the tattoo? Yeah, just the check. The skin starts to get really irritated. There's like a red check that's erased. It's like when you erase paper. I think it's good because if it means something to her and two, it's different. In the land of everybody proposing the same way.

You're right. I like it. So that that was pretty romantic. And she did say yes and they're going to get married. and they should tattoo the wedding rings on each other Oh yeah, just tattoo everything from now on Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Positivity time for Thursday.

Here we go. Firefighters were called us Pet Shop in Los Angeles And there were no people in there But there were like 43 pets And they went in and rescued all the pets while the places on fire. Like their iguanas, they're running out with iguanas They're running out with...

Forty-pets is a lot. Birds, guinea pigs. And they're just all coming out with them. So shout out. to the firefighters who saved all the aminals. The aminals? Aminals. I love like when firefighters give a little baby iguana CPR or something.

Do you? Amy, what do you have? So an Illinois woman celebrated her 100th birthday and got her high school diploma at the same time. Because during the Great Depression in 1934, she had dropped out of school to care for her family. Bam, she just went back to school and was given her diploma. That's cool.

And it happened to be her 100th birthday. So awesome. It's like a double celebration. Dang. You only have that 100th one time. Never too late. Lunchbox? Old Granny Margaret is 98 years old, and she was outside mowing her lawn. It's 93 degrees, and Granny's pushing the mower.

Some paramedics drove by. They're like, man, we got to help Granny out. They pulled the ambulance over, got out and moat Granny's yard for us. Dang, look at that. That's telling me something good right there. Lunchbox mentors a kid. He doesn't like to talk about it because he's always like, I'm tough. I don't do nice things.

But he does. He mentors a kid. How old is a kid? He is in second grade. Eight. Yeah. So you can tell him what happened. So I was at mentoring the other day, and I don't know if they're just learning about this whole 911 thing or whatever, but we're walking by, like the, I guess it's the information desk where a receptionist usually sits during the day, and there's a telephone back there.

and he runs back there and dials 911 and he called and they answer and he's like, I just called to say what up and he hung up the phone. Oh no. What'd you do, mentor? Yeah, what'd you do? You probably told him to do it.

Exactly. They all lie, they both laughed and ran away. I'm just like, do it again, do it again. No, I'm just like, you did not really just call. You did not really just call. I'm like, oh, my goodness. And they call right back. I'm like, no, everything's good,

but then they had to send a cop up there. Boy, yeah, you answered. Everything's good. It's okay. An adult man is... Nope. I know an 8-year-old just called, but that's all right. I know I'm an adult man, unknown, with an 8-year-old.

All good here. I promise, I'm not dangerous. I'm a good guy. Trust me. That's no teeth, Keith. All good. I had the best mentor, too. He taught me everything enough.

Good thing you answer that phone lunch. We'll be at the park. I mean, what is I supposed to do? And I mean, oh, man. So, oh, my stomach courage to laugh at the tour. So he calls 911. They call back. You answered.

They say, is there a problem? I said, no. And I tried to explain this situation. I'm the mental. I said, well, look, I mentored this after-school program, and I'm the mentor. That's my mentee. And I guess they're learning about 911. And he just saw the phone and he called.

And they're like, and I'm like, everything's good. And they're like, okay. and they send a cop up there anyway just to make sure. So when the cop arrives. Oh, I didn't handle it after that. That's when the head of the program has to deal with it. I don't have to deal with that. I was like,

did you mentor your kid and you afterward about that and what happened? Well, I was just like, you can't do that. Like, you're going to get in trouble. He's like, no, no, they tell you to call 911. And I was like, and so now he's suspended for a couple days. Oh, no. From what? From the after school program.

Because you can't do that. He got suspended? Absolutely. Can you go rogue mentoring? No, no, I can't go rogue because they pick up with the school bus and everything and bring her to the facility. Amy brought up a great point that was totally laughed over because we're all laughing. Lunchbox was mentoring a kid that got suspended on his wife. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. So, guys, you should have gotten suspended. You can't bite me. I am not the one that picked on the phone and called 911. You have to start putting that probably in your application to mentor. Like, you're a permanent record. Your mentee got suspended from mental.

So tell us about your past experience. Well. Well, got a kid kicked out of mentee class. That kid's like later in life. Wherever, Sweden for, well. It all started. He's like, well, it all started back when I was in second grade. And I had this mentor named Lunchbox.

Dang, dude. Dang, dude. Do you tell your kid about the gang you were in, little white criminals? No, I haven't told him anything about that. I'm trying to teach him, like, respect and how to respect others. Keep your hands to yourself. Wait, Gar. Keep your hands of yourself.

All right. You got to treat others how you want to be treated, things like that. You try to teach him that. That's interesting. You got to do, like in the second semester, we'll do smart goals where they come over the goal that's, you know, specific, measurable, attainable, and traceable. What's your goal? Oh, you forgot the R. What's R?

He didn't do R. Reachable? Yeah. No, reachable. Did you say it? Yeah, I think I said reachable. Okay. Attain, no, because that's attainable.

I don't remember. You don't remember the world? No, it's something like that. If you forget, just call 911. They get all the answers. That's funny, man. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show.

Bobby Bones show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from New York. A guy that works at the local prison, got off work, headed to the local bar to get a drink. So he's sitting there, gets a drink. There's a girl. He's like, how can I impress this girl? He's like, oh, you know what?

I work at the jail. Let me show you my gun. So he's showing her the gun. Oh, no. Oh, boom. Shoots himself. Oh, no. And shoots her. Oh, no.

Yeah. And they were both okay, but they had to be taken to the hospital. But, yeah, I don't know if he got her number or what, but the bar guy said he comes here all the time. He's a regular. Just a bad accident. Dang. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.

Wow. Get your Bobby Bones on. Follow Bobby on Snapchat. User name Bobby Bones show. My trainer did another prayer over me yesterday. That's so kind. You always feel like. You're thoughtful.

It is, and I like it, because I always feel it a little more at peace. But these workouts are grueling. I'm getting in real good shape, too. I'm training to fight. I probably never fight. But now I'm starting to think about it a little bit. I've been trained up like a month. And I think maybe I just like fight Eddie and he didn't even know it.

Oh, why me? Because I can win that one. You don't think you can beat lunchbox? Yeah, but I'll start weaker first. I need to work my way up. Okay. We're way up to the ranks. I got you.

It goes Eddie first, lunchbox second, and that takes Ray third. Yeah. What about Mike D? Where does he fall in that? He doesn't. He's in a different class. What about me? I got you.

I got you. What? You can't fight you. You can't fight you. We were doing ground to pound yesterday. What is that? Should you get on the ground and you pound? Oh, yes, yes.

It's like on the ground fighting. You're like on the ground. If you're fighting with someone, you're rolling on the ground. Got it. Like, what do you do if you're in that situation? But my trainer's always like, don't. Your goal is not to fight somebody. Your goal is to get out of there as soon as possible.

So what I'm teaching you is how to leave a fight. Like somebody's attacking you, boom, boom, bam, bam, and then get out. Oh, I thought you put them in a sleeper. So you're just running sprints? Like to run? No, I'm already good at running from people. I can do that you just fine. But I had a really tough workout.

And there are three stages in my workouts. It's one, almost vomit. Two, almost quit. Three, almost cry. Okay. And if I can make all three without doing almost, it's a good workout. But I finished and he, and tough workouts, he prays. He's like, you know, dear Lord, thank you for work.

And I was like, dang, that feels good. What does he pray for? Like, what is it, like, to give you strength? He didn't pray for, like, the workout. Oh, okay. He was like, thank you for letting him have the courage and the strength to come today and to want to make his body stronger and hopefully it makes his mind stronger. But I'd never had that happen before.

That's pretty cool. Ever. I'm just like that and I'm exhausted and it's like this cathartic like wow like I feel good yeah and the first time he was like do you mind if I pray over you after your workout because I was hurting and I was like I don't mind at all like I don't understand but now every time I kind of want a prayer so I like it work extra hard so if he doesn't you're like hey I'm like I don't work hard enough to get a prayer yeah it's a reward system yeah Bobby's like waiting for you he's like guess I'm going to go now anything you want to say anybody want to talk to upstairs for

Yeah? Send a message Anybody? But yeah, it's good, man. Get your bones on a Bobby Bones show. Everybody Thursday's going good. Being forgetful is actually a sign your brain is working well. Oh, if that's the case, I'm on fire.

Me too. Because I forget stuff all the time. I forget. I just forget song names. I forget lyrics. Wow. I forget jokes sometimes I'm on stage. Let's just forget stuff.

Okay, so why is this the case? The part of the brain that's linked to memory seems to quote promote forgetting but it's only to make room for important stuff. Oh so that's what we're doing. So you're making room for more important stuff. I don't have time for this trivial stuff.

I've got to make room for important things. That's why I miss these songs sometimes when you guys play. The next time you can't remember your net works password or a birthday it's just because your brain is waiting for more useful information and your brain's like this is not important stuff. Oh.

Love that. Full of important things. I didn't know your brain had to make room. Yeah. Like there's a limit. It's got RAM. Yeah, like it's a file cabinet. Yeah, I didn't either.

Are we even sure about that, though? No. Maybe I don't know. Are we sure about anything? I mean, look at how much we know. Are we sure we're not in a dream? Oh, my goodness. Are we dreaming right now?

Like, really. Did your chair just go on? How do you know we're not in a dream right now? I guess we don't. You don't? You don't. Come here. No.

Do you think about that? Like, do you think, like, oh, could we really be dreaming right now? Because my roommate in college was a philosophy major. And he came home. with this argument. They had to argue this in class. And they said, how do you know you're not dreaming? You don't. Right now. And when you're sleeping, you're really

living life. What? Like, that stuff is so great. Like, why are you... We don't. Socrates, take a step back. Does Socrates really think all that stuff? Because that's out there. That's like Socrates, Aristotle, Plato, type stuff.

Wow. Like, is our show real? Right. Now, I mean, even people that think we're real would say, no, the show is not real. Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I'm glad you're here. If you forget things, that's why. What were we talking about?

That. Yeah. Yeah. You play a game? Yeah. I wonder how work is, though. Do you think people are back at work? What do you mean? Well, maybe they went back yesterday. Maybe everybody's back today. Or do most people get the week off?

I think they're back today. Yeah. You got to work. Let's play a game. They can all play with it. So, if I were to say central perk, you would say friends. Friends. Friends. Because the music's playing. Oh, okay.

No. No. I'll give you the fictional restaurant. This place, you tell me the show. Oh, this is going to be a tough one, but I like it. Write your answer down. Ready. Ready. The max.

In. Oh, I ready. I'm in. The max. I'm in for the win. Amy? Save by the bell. Lunchbox?

Save by the bell. Ready? Save by the bell. Everybody gets a point. Boom. Los Polos, Armano. I'm in. In.

Los Poyos. That's it, yeah, yeah, yeah. It depends where you want to say it. I'm in for the win. Not true. I'm in. Los Poyos, Amanos. Good job, bones.

Right? Yeah. Pretty good. Amy. Breaking bad. Breaking bad. Breaking bad. Good.

The crusty crab. In the TV show, the restaurant's in the crusty crab. Okay, I'm in. I'm in. Man, I'm in for the win. Amy. SpongeBob Square Pants? Lunchbox.

SpongeBob! Eddie. SpongeBob Square Pants. Nice. Job, guys. Krusty burgers. Give me the restaurant. Give me the show.

What? I'm in for the win. I'm in. Okay. Amy? Family guy. Oh, first miss of the day. Lunchbox.

The Simpsons. Krusty the clown. Yeah. Eddie. The Simpsons. Good. Watch that. The lunchbox.

I'm in for the win. Oh, man. Give me the TV show. The restaurant's called The Lunchbox Alright, I'm in Oh no, no, no, that can't be right Amy? I don't know

Lunchbox? Roseanne Eddie? Everybody loves Raymond Give me one I know Freddy's barbecue What? Freddy's barbecue

Oh my gosh, I know this You do? Yeah, she's gonna punch herself In a nose unless she doesn't get it Her own self and her own nose I can tell I'm in Oh my gosh!

I know this. It's in, I know this. My gosh. All right. I'm in for the one. Amy? Frank under, D.C.

Lunchbox? Nashville. No. Eddie? Family guys. No, no, no. House of cards. House of cards.

Really? And our winner is. Lunch box. Loser. Nice job. A little Thursday game this morning. Yeah. If I be on show.

So Jake Owen's house is on the market. A bit of the article about it. Got like tiki rooms and recording studios. And lunchbox calls up and tries to get in that Jake Owen house. Here we go. Most property? Oh, yes, ma'am. I'm trying to call about 175 road, trying to get some more information on that.

This is the wrong one? That's Riva. Oh. It was put right next to the Jake. Hey, where's the Jake one at, Ray? Here we go. Let's try this one. Hello. Let's the right one?

Yeah, yeah. Hello. May I speak with Jeff Lawrence, please? This is he. Hey, Jeff, this is Jason Gible, businessman doing business deals trying to get that money, and I found a house for sale, and it has you as the premier agent, so I was just trying to call and get it. Did you got working on your words?

Premier, right, right. In front of you got, like, bullfrog in his throat. And then he can't say they were a premiere. Some more information on that. Sure. What's your address? It's one... road?

Yeah, it's available. Well, dude, let me ask you a couple questions, dude. So can you tell me, is there like a big back porch? You know, because I love, you know, barefoot blue gene nights, dude. Like, whoa. You know what I mean, dude? I do. That's the way I spend my weekend.

It's a teaky hunt out back. As a matter of fact, there's a hot tub out back and a screened-in porch. Dude, that sounds awesome. So you're saying, like, beaching, dude, like, you know, like, putting some limes in my corona laid back. You know what I mean, dude? Beeching. Yes, yes.

They've got the surfboards hanging from the roof. So, yeah, it looks like they're doing the same thing. Do you think I could fit like 100 people in that house for a party? Because, you know, dude, like, I like to have good company around all the time, dude. It's like almost 5,000 square feet. Are you trying to do it a J-compression? Is that why he's saying dude all the time? Yes.

And he's using Jake lyrics. I get the lyrics. What he's saying, dude? It sounds like a Ninja Turtle more than he does Jake Owen. But it almost sounds like the realtor is sort of laid back. He's pretty chill. It's Jake acting like the realtor. Nah, man.

Yeah, dude. Come on by, man. He's like, yeah, it does have a tiki porch. Wow, that's huge, dude. That's a big house. I am so pumped, dude. Like, I don't want this house to be the one that got away. You know what I mean, dude?

Okay. Do you want to set up a time to go look at it tonight around And six o'clock. All right, dude. Like, this is going to be like a match made in heaven, dude. Like, we're going to be like beaching, you know, barefoot, blue jean night on the back porch, dude. All right, awesome. All right.

All right. Thank you so much. Have a good one. All right. You too. Is that for real? Did you go look at it? I know.

Six o'clock didn't work from me. I had somewhere to be. What? Oh, we're going to let you in the first house ever? This is the first time a realtor has ever let you without getting like a note from your bank that you even have money. Because I feel like this guy is not the real. her. I feel like this guy wants to go see it too.

It's like, Hey, dude, I like say Ticky too, dude. I haven't been over there yet. He goes, awesome. Yeah, that's the property. Sure. They sound like they can be best buds. He's like, do you have the key?

Okay, that was amazing. You couldn't went to the house and you didn't go. Yes, what? Obligations. Come on, dude. Dude, come on. That's the one that got away, dude. Our producer Raymond, who does all of our audio,

like he did what some are calling a baller birthday move. He bought his girlfriend, Ray and Bay, like a really nice hotel room in town. True? Yeah. What? That's the dumbest. No, it was, I said for her birthday, it's going to be a mystery city and a mystery hotel. And so she hates surprises and secrets and stuff like that.

So I ended up having to cave in and I gave her the mystery city. I said it's here in Nashville. What you shouldn't... Raymond, you should never say mystery city if you're staying in the same city. Like, it wasn't mystery to her, but that's a letdown. That was the plan from day one. Get in a car and just drive, and she has no idea

where we're going. That is the lamest thing ever. But you went down the road. You drove two blocks from your crib, and you went through the hotel. Like, why waste your money? That's where the nicest five-star hotel in the entire city is. It just happens to be two blocks from my place.

I just would like to start with the city part before I get to the hotel part. You can't say Mystery City and it be the same city Mystery City is a different city I actually thought about a couple cities There's one like 30 minutes from us It's pretty awesome

We got some nice hotels Brantwood and Franklin So I could have But my point is Ray If you say mystery city It's like you're taking her somewhere She's not She's new to her

I still think the hotel room's a great idea In town And it was all a surprise And all great It's all a mystery But it's like going Man I got the greatest Ice Cream for you ever

And you give someone Like a simple soft serve cone. Now, I love ice cream and would love a soft serve cone if you didn't tell me if it's the greatest ever. I'd be like, holy crap, a free soft serve cone. But if you told me it was the greatest ice cream ever, I'd be disappointed because it's only a soft serve cone. She wasn't disappointed. She was down for

both surprises. She loved the city and she loved hotel. Well, of course, he lives there! He lives there! The coolest part is the Uber driver was all in. I was like, sir, please cover your cell phone with the address in it. I don't need her seeing where we're going. And then he'd like, he would go by one hotel and he'd be like, oh, that's the Weston, not staying there. Oh, that's the Omni, not

I think that's a baller move to take her somewhere nice. It was so great. And he even kind of played along. He goes, oh, is it this part of town? This is kind of a shady part of town. I was like, nope, hang it right, hang it right. And then boom, we'd go over railroad tracks. And he's like, hmm, we just went over some railroad tracks.

Boom! And then next thing you know, we're at this five-star spot. Only honeymooners go. And it was all a mystery. I love that. I love the hotel thing. I love to get out of the house to do something nice for her. A plus.

The mystery city and keeping her home, F. Total grade, B-minus. All right. That's fine with me Listen, it's a birthday She's had four of them You gotta get creative guys I agree

She's four of them Four with Ray I know before It does sound like she's four Which she's not I mean She's not a four year old Yes

Oh my goodness Oh boy I think that The hotel is romantic Yes I like that Something planned I like the surprises too Like I surprise girl

I do I like surprises I like giving surprises more than getting them. Oh, yes. You do not like getting them. No, no. As a fake news.

You don't like being, okay, sorry, I'll correct my fake news. Fake news, fake news. You don't like. That was fake news news. I stand by my statement. You don't like surprises. You don't. I'll stand by that.

Thank you. You do not like surprises. Don't even try to fake news me. I stand by it. I was going to alter it and be like, oh, maybe you just don't like knowing if there's a surprise coming. I don't like knowing that there's a surprise coming. Period. You don't like them.

Because you always build it up over what it is. was like, oh, I got a surprise for you. I'm like, oh, I bet it's a million dollars in a bikini. And then you're like, when it's... Because that is possible. But what I'm saying is... Like, we're going to surprise you with that. It's like, that's where your head goes.

Like, what's the best possible thing it could be... Yeah, and so you acting like you like surprises. That's the fake news. Go ahead and into the clip. Go ahead. Yeah, yeah. All right, here you go. Here's a club.

That was real news. Oh, no. Real news. Loser. If there's just a surprise and I didn't know anything about it, I'd be like that's that like that No afterwards you'd come back and be like Why'd you guys surprise me? You guys got to quit doing that

Stop doing that No, I don't think so I think you're never surprise me again Ray Good work You still made the honor roll with yours Yeah for sure You just can't say mystery city

And keep her in the same city Totally get it And guess what guys I'm still getting text messages And say wow I was so surprised the whole thing Okay Okay He pulled his phone out

To show us For those I'm just listening Ray pulled us up on it and goes Guys and he pulled that and shows us I'm still getting text messages She liked it. I don't even think the mystery city thing's bad. And that's who it was for.

But Amy, you're the least romantic girl I've ever met in my life. The least. It's weird to meet girls that aren't romantic, like Amy, or girls that don't like dancing. And I know girls who don't like dancing. I'm like, that's so weird. And so you're in that spectrum. Oh, I like dancing. I know you do, but you're not romantic at all.

True. Yeah. Well, I mean, unfortunately, I don't know why I am not. Yeah, probably never been treated, you know. Oh. What? Hit the button. No, that's fake news.

Fake news. Okay, all right, thank you. What's the deal with these dominoes that fall down and you have to count the dominoes? Yeah, Pizza Hut's doing it. It's a way for them to fight dominoes. They're big competitors. So they're using dominoes, and there are a lot of dominoes. It's like a two and a half minute video from the time the first dominoes starts until the last one falls.

But what's the goal? To count, if you could count the dominoes in the video and, The person who can guess the perfect amount of dominoes that are in the video gets pizza for life. Wow. And guess what I did? I got my wife, my kids, everyone, watch the video over and over, count every domino because we want Pizza Hut for the rest of our life. So we did. So it.

So it was a family thing. Oh, yeah. My wife watched it, then Junior watched it, and Junior Jr. watched it. And we all, like, kind of came up with a round number. One, that's kind of cool that you did it together. That's kind of a family thing. I mean, we're serious about this.

Can you imagine pizza for life? I'll keep saying that. Yes, I can. That's a lot of pizza. You know we eat pizza every Friday night. You do love pizza. Yeah. We'll go on the road.

And I'm like, where can we get something kind of healthy? Or healthy? And sometimes there's a Taco Bell open. They'll have the protein bowl. I'll go get that or we'll go to like a truck stop and I get something. But Eddie will walk a mile to go to pizza. Pizza. Yeah.

I like pizza. He will go to. It's funny they're using dominoes and a pizza hot tank. It's their way to domino them out. But why haven't talked about it. Ooh, good point. No, no. It is literally making me crave dominoes.

Like, that's a, it's just, they should have done something different. They should have put a bunch of pepperoni's in a pile and you count how many. Okay. I don't know. I'm just thinking. You count the pepperonies. So we'll let you guys know if we guessed the right amount of number. It would be like Burger King going, how many Ronald McDonald's walk by in this five-minute video?

I get it. I get it. You're so right. We're all thinking dominoes now. I probably said the word dominoes more than I've said pizza. Exactly. How many, you don't have to give your number out? I can't.

Because if the people get the same number, does everybody get it? Like, if you get the number, what? First person to get it gets it so you can say your number, because if you've submitted, your guess is in and no one else can steal your number. So how many submit? We've submitted, yes. What was your number? My wife had one and I had another one.

Gosh, what was it about? It was more than $4 million. Oh, yeah, yeah. You counted that mini? Oh, yeah. Not like domino for domino. There's a little rounding going on, but yeah. That many domino.

Oh, dude, it's a long. domino thing. Oh, dominoes, dominos. I wouldn't like them thin cross dominoes right now. I like it when they break in their commercials. They're like, we're building new dominoes everywhere. How are we talking about dominoes right now? I know. You started.

Maybe somebody that used to work for dominoes went to work with pizza hut. Oh, double agent. Yeah, double agent. Hey, guys, I got this great campaign. Oh, wow. Okay. Good luck with that. Thank you.

Pizza for life. Pizza for life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. That's my gang in high school. Pizza for life? Yeah. We did sign.

B4L. The Bobby Bones Show. Bones. Morning Corny. Why was the math book always worried? Why was the math book always worried? Because it had so many problems. Get it. That was the morning corny. Show. All right, so there's a segment we do called Time March is On. And basically it's us finding the little moments in our life and realizing that time marches on. And then we can do about it except get older and accept it and be happy with it. So we'll go around the room. If you have one, feel free to raise your hands.

Because I'll go first. This is what I brought it up. My doctor, I go get a physical. Healthy is a horse. He's like, I can tell you're eating right, you're physically fit, your blood, you're good. He said, Bob, it sends you a prescription. You need to go get it.

So I go in, I don't know what it is. Because he said something. When the doctor's talking, I'm always like, blah, blah, blah, I'll just go take the medicine, right? So I go to the doctor. Now, I go to the pharmacist because he calls it. And they're like, okay, here's your medicine. And they say, okay, so this is apparently for your cholesterol. And I'm like, my cholesterol.

Oh, man. Oh no. They were like, you don't have enough bad cholesterol or something. I don't even know there's two different kinds of cholesterol. Yeah, this good and bad. And they were like, you don't have enough bad cholesterol, so you need to take this medicine. I don't even know. All I know is, I'm not taking medicine for cholesterol.

With that, I say, time marching on. That's pretty bad. 37, and I'm on cholesterol medicine. But my doctor was like, people act like that, you know, all these diseases are what kills them. It goes, heart disease to kill people. Oh. Like, so fix your cholesterol. I was like time march is on dog

I marches on raise your hand if you have one Amy mine goes back to when I started watching that show 13 reasons why and one of the kids in the show goes to his dad because he gets these tapes in the mail

and he's like hey dad where's your radio thing and his dad's like you mean my boombox and he's like yeah whatever it's called does it play tapes and the dad's like yeah like the kid did not even know what it was called

to like play a cassette tape Netflix. Kids don't know. Time parts not. Lunch box? I'm at the store the other day, and I look over, and I'm like, man, that looks really cool. I bought myself some houseplants. Wow, you thought a house plant was cool? An indoor.

Indoor houseplant. I was like, man, that looked kind of cool in the house. Wow, look at that. I'm old. Eddie, do you have one? The other day, I was on. I was watching TV and that commercial came on. You know which one I'm talking about?

The Volkswagen commercial where they keep switching out cars because they're making babies and the car's rocking in the commercial. And I yelled to the TV like, that's so inappropriate. Why would they have that in a commercial? And my wife looks at me and goes, oh my gosh, you're so old.

That's not inappropriate. This is a commercial. I saw that commercial and I reround it and watched it three times because it was so funny. I don't know the commercial. Yeah, I haven't seen it. But if you're yelling at commercials,

That's old man stuff You're an old nir, you whippersnappers and you're Commercial. Hey, time marches on everybody. Don't forget it. As soon as you forget it, don't blink. It'll be gone. Don't blink. Let's go. Bobby Bones.

Bobby Bones show. Who has more Instagram followers? I'll give you two people. All right, see who has the most. Are our players will be lunchbox and Amy? Are you ready to play? Ready. Ready.

Amy, you'll go first. Who has more Instagram followers, Justin Bieber or The Rock? Bieber. Ooh, Justin Bieber. That is? Incorrect. Wow. Yeah.

Beaver has 94.1, but the Rock has 96.2 million. Oh, wow. The Rock is the winner. I know. Yeah. Okay, Instagram followers. Who has more? Lunchbox.

Taylor Swift or Beyonce. T-Swizzle. Taylor Swift, he says. No? What? Queen B. Come on. Stop that, Amy.

Beyonce, 108 million, Taylor, 104. Oh, wow. Man. Beyonce. Okay, okay. Amy, who has more? Luke Brian or Jason Aldeen? Ooh, Luke Brian.

Luke Brian. Correct. Luke Brian 3.9, Aldean 2.1 million. Lunchbox. Yep. Who has more Instagram followers? Keith Urban or Florida-Georgia line? Flaja.

Are you sure? Yeah. No doubt. 1.6 million to 1.5 million. I mean, so close. No, that was no doubter. All right, so we're even right now. Yeah.

All right, who has more Instagram followers? Carrie Underwood or Miranda Lambert? Carrie Underwood. Miranda Lambert has 3.6 million. What? Carrie Underwood has 6.5 million. So Carrie wins. Good win.

Carrie has more than Miranda. Lunchbox. Yep. Dirk's Bentley or Sam Hunt. Oh, come on. Gotta be Sam Hunt Why Gotta be

Show me Sam Hunt Yes That's correct All right We're tied still Write your answer down on this one Okay This is a tiebreaker

Tiebreaker Don't copy Who has more Instagram followers Bobby Bones That would be me Or Vanilla Ice Who has more

Instagram followers That's a tough one Is it That's a tough one's I think Bobby Bones This got me, me, me, me. Oh, come on.

Or vanilla ice. What's his name, Andrew Van Winkle? I don't think so. Rit Van Winkle. No, that's the guy that's slept 100 years. Yes, yes. You're close, that. Okay, here we go.

Amy, ready? Okay, yeah, I'm ready. Me or vanilla ice. I wrote it down. Go ahead. Okay, I wrote down bones. Me, all right. Lunchbox.

I put Boney Bones. Vanilla Ice has 22,000. I have 584,000. Got them. Okay, okay, okay. Take that ice. It's a tie.

That's Robert Van Winkle. Robert Van Winkle. Rob, Rob. What did you say his name was? Andrew. Andrew Van Winkle? No, Rips is like a cartoon character. So Rob or Bob?

Because Bob's Kid Rock. I don't know. Kid, Drugs. Bob. Yeah, last one. Okay. Scooby-Doo. What?

Or lunch box? Who has more Instagram? I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Well, that's easy. Scooby-Doo or lunchbox. Like, Scooby-Doo the cartoon

character or lunchbox. That's stupid. The cartoon character. I'm in for the movie. Amy. Scooby-Doo. Scooby-Doo. Rory? Rory? Rory? Amy trying to lose on purpose. Rer-Role. No, I'm not.

Yeah. Lungebox definitely has more than Scooby-Doo. Get out of here. Did you just refer to yourself? I did. Okay, so, Amy, you say... Scooby-Doo. Rack-R-R-R-R-A-Bee? And then... Lunchbox says lunchbox.

Lunchbox. Oh, gosh. Hit it. There's no way, Scooby-Doo. That night. He did you have a real account. Rott Root Ruff. Yes, he does. Scooby-Doo is the winner.

Oh, yeah. There's no way. There's Scooby's next. Lunchbox has $178,000. Scooby-Doo has $203,000. It's close. Come on. Drive your handle.

Get some followers. Radio Lunchbox. Thank you. Rout, everybody. Losing to Scoot. All right, there we go. Bobby Bowles. Our newest show member is Hillary who answers our phones.

How's it been going, Hillary? It's been a couple of weeks. You've been on the show here? It's been going pretty well. Yeah? Got some interesting phone calls. So all the calls go through her now. And it's been cool, huh?

Yeah. How's it been with all the other people on the show? Do you feel like you fit in? Yeah, I think so. Everybody's been nice to me. Has the pace been slower, faster? Like, what's, just nothing? Everything's been good.

I have no complaints. No complaints. No complaints. complaints. Everybody's nice to me. Everybody. Everybody's nice to me. There it is. She doesn't want to get in the middle of any sort of controversy early. No drama. I can, I can, I can, I can. So people call, and you've been a good job too, because if I don't notice, then you're doing a fantastic job. That's a weird place to be. But if I'm ever not like, hey, this caller couldn't hear me or this caller's radio was up. Yeah. Like, if I'm just rolling, that means she's killing it. So you're doing a good job.

Well, thank you. I don't say that enough, but you are doing a good job. But she, she has a, tell me something a good from a caller that she wanted to share. Hillary, our new phone screener, go ahead. Donna called. She heard the Tell Me Something Good segment. So she wanted to call and share her own. Her house caught on fire. And she lost her house, lost everything. And she has three kids.

And she wanted to brag on her community. She's in North Carolina. They paid for rent for a house for her and her family. They paid utilities. They paid for everything for her and her family. Wow. And she thought that was awesome, especially being around Christmas time.

that they stepped up and paid for everything for them. Wow, look at that. That's awesome. You know her name? Donna. Donna. Donna, thank you for sharing your story with us, and thanks to... You know the town by any chance?

I didn't catch it. I know it was in North Carolina. Everybody in North Carolina. Everybody in North Carolina is nice. Everybody in North Carolina. Tell me something good. Tell me something good. You got a pure radio voice on you.

Do you hear that when she talks? Oh, yeah. Thank you. It's like radio. Just passing out compliments today. You have a good radio voice. Look at me. I don't have a good radio voice.

Yeah. She has the best voice in the room. Yes, of all of us. Yes, I think you have the best radio voice. I have a terrible speech pattern. I don't have a good voice. And I talk too fast. Yeah.

She speaks really well. Yeah, she has like, it's full. She doesn't have any impediments. No. And like Amy has all the impediments. Like I talk in a really weird ways and Amy has all the impediments. And lunch marks, I don't know. Oh, no.

Hold on. I got a good voice. We may be the worst sounding show, just sonically, that exists. Because none of us are, and then Eddie sounds like that. Oh, yeah. I had to bring me into this. Like, I think Hillary, you may have the best radio voice at the show. Wow. Yeah.

Thank you. Welcome. Do you, um. Well, it's fitting, too, that she gets to greet all of our listeners when they call. Like. Nice, Amy. Like, uh. Because she's the best sounding.

And pretty much, Jamie's like, keep her on the phones. Oh. That is not what I did. She didn't like that. She didn't like that little combo. Is it getting too much, Amy? A little too real? A little clawing on there.

That's not what I didn't. Okay. Okay. Why are you all doing that? That's not what I meant. We found the controversy. Here's my thing. If you dig hard enough, you find the controversy.

Oh, my gosh. Hey, Eddie, let Hillary have your headphones for a second. Hey, Hillary, I'm going to play. Yeah, take a seat. Hey, during the house. Hillary, I'm going to play a song. Whatever I'm so comfortable that I would. It's not a big deal.

Okay. I did that. Oh boy. How's your day's good today so far? Yeah, it's going well so far. Yeah. So I'm gonna play Blake Shelton, I'll name the dogs. I'm gonna play the whole song.

Okay. Let me see what the old intro time is here. I don't know, like eight or nine seconds. But like do a little record radio talk up you would do for Blake Shelton on Name the Dogs. Can you do that? Just say, hey, it's Hillary from the Bobbi Bone Show. It's like Blake Shelton, he's having great Christmas. I don't know, just say some stuff.

Okay, can you do that? Sure. All right, here we go. Here's Hillary, our phone screener. Wait, how many seconds? Did you say my intro was? Let me see. It is 12. Okay. 12 seconds. All right. You ready?

Yeah. All right. Here we go. Hey, it's Hillary from the Bobby Bone Show. And here is People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive of 2017. Blake Shelton with his latest, I'll name the dogs. They're pretty good, guys. Yeah, she's pretty good. Yeah, she even like went to the Skinny. She even like Skinny. She did the Skinny too with that quick.

Yeah. Like Amy Skinny's skinny take like eight minutes. Hillary did it in like, do you know a corny? Do you have a joke for us Hillary? Okay, guys. I'm sure she has a good joke. Oh, okay. Two?

Yeah. The morning corny. Oh, I did see this one. Where does a dog go to get a new tail? Where does a dog go to get a new tail? A retail store. No. Hillary.

Hillary. Hillary. You want to uncorn? No. I never laughed in my jokes like that. She was locked and loaded with a morning corny. She was like, oh, I got one, no problem. Dang.

That's the only joke I have, though. Wow. No, it's crazy. Well, she comes up to tell me something good. She goes up a song. She nails a morning corny. Dang. What do you have a new Hillary's pile over there?

The map motion. Amy, we're just giving you a lot of time. It's fine. I like Hillary. Better not leave. We get along really well. Not anymore. There you go.

Oh, okay. Should I feel threatened? No. No, no, no. There you go. All right. Hillary, thank you. Thank you.

Good job. Lauren and Fayetteville, North Carolina. Hello. Hey. What up? What's up? Man, I'm just doing a show. You know how we do it near the end of the week.

What's your question? So I was just curious. I hadn't heard recently the update on Ray getting his winnings from the presidency. Yeah, so close to almost two years ago. Wow. Ray bet $1,000 on Donald Trump to win the presidency when he wasn't even really in it. It's like what they call a flyer. And he bet it was, what, 50 to 1?

Yeah. So for every $1,000 you get $50,000 back. So for every $1,000, you get $50,000. Yes. So Ray put $1,000 in this offshore betting site. and as far as we know, you have not received your cash yet. I have not, and I've given up with the online people. I'll talk to them and they just keep forward me to a manager, to a supervisor, to a regional supervisor.

I never get anywhere. So I've, in a way, given up. So you're out a thousand bucks? Yes. And the 50,000 that you won, you're not getting. Correct. And I have actually asked them just for my $1,000 back, and I still don't even have that. Wow.

This is the first time we've heard him say he's giving up, Lauren. That's so sad. I'm sorry. I mean, it's not that sad. He did bet on an illegal gambling site in another country. But, yeah, it's a first... Yeah, it's a bummer. Lauren, I appreciate you. Appreciate you.

Thank you for calling. Man, Ray, look at that. Sorry, dude. Yeah, well, if you don't get somewhere, sometimes you just got to move on. Do you want us to go fund me some cash? No. Okay, cool. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Bobby Bonds time.

Come on Bobby Bones. A lot of people on vacation this week. When you go on vacation, do you take on debt? No. It's my husband, no. If we would, we wouldn't do the trip. Is that because of your husband? Yeah.

He's pretty on top of things like that. I'd be like, let's figure it out later. You only live once. Let's go. Amy's yoloing. Panama City. I can be pretty responsible just sometimes I don't pay it. Gulf Shores, Yolo!

Yeah. Yolo! And my husband's like, actually not yellow. What do you take on debt? We take on a little bit of debt, but we try to use a little gift certificate here or if we got friends with points at a hotel. We say, hey, can you throw us the points?

You can transfer points? Absolutely. You ask your friends to throw you points? You ask your friends to throw you points. Throw me some points. Give me a hotel room for a couple nights. That's how you do it. You got a barter.

Eddie? Oh, no debt. I'm already in like serious debt in life. So when we go on vacation, I'm actually getting made fun up from my wife and my family because I say like, no, we're not doing fun stuff. We've had a lot of Dave Ramsey in our life Yeah He's like don't

About 74% of Americans Go on to debt to pay for a getaway It's about $1,100 bucks On summer vacation A getaway is supposed to be relaxing And I feel like if I was going into debt For that it'd be stressful Wait till you have kids

Very stressful They're gonna want to do go car No stop We're not teaching my kids Any of that stuff They don't know about it Like what? What do you think I said?

Oh you said something else That's a lot more expensive than go carts What did you say? I don't know what y'all think you said guys are laughing, so I don't know what I say. Goat. And it lasts longer than vacation, man.

What are you talking about? Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. I love this story about these dogs. So, this guy loses his two dogs. And he's like, I don't know, because he knew what part of the woods he lost them in. And they can't find them. And people are out looking for the dogs because he's like, my friends, will you please

come and find the dogs? So nothing. Hours go by. And they're small dogs. They're kind of like Yorkie-looking dogs. They're little terriers. They love these dogs. And he's like, well, I guess we're going to have to go to the old plan B.

And they have their favorite kind of sausages they eat. And he starts to grill the sausages at the place he left them. And they come back. Oh, they smell it. They smell the sausage. That's so smart. That's so smart. That's why I do with Eddie sometimes.

One on the road. Yeah. Sausage. Can't find him. Yeah, I'll be like, I'll just start cooking up a tortilla. Oh, gosh. And at the time, find Bob yet. Has anyone seen Eddie?

No, no, no. All right. Get the grill out, boys. It's terrible. Is it, though? Yeah. Hey, this weekend, I will be in Baton Rouge and Jackson, Mississippi, doing my stand-up show with Carly Pierce and Lindsay L. Love for you guys to come out.

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