The Bobby Bones Show - Trick or Treating Age Limit + Bobby Completes Most Underrated Country Artists List +Will Lunchbox Catch Amy's Shingles?

Episode Date: September 26, 2017

The 'too old to trick-or-treat' debate, Lunchbox thinks he's going to catch shingles from Amy and Bobby reveals his most underrated country artist Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.ihea...rtpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:08 Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Ball Show. Come on, Bobby. Good morning. Welcome to Tuesday show. Good morning, studio. Morning. Do you know Amy has made Instagram accounts for her kids already?
Starting point is 00:03:23 No. What? Yeah. Like individually, there are two of them? Yeah. I haven't posted anything on them. They're just for them so that when they get here, they already have them. Because their legit names were already taken.
Starting point is 00:03:35 So I had to kind of play around and use like an underscore. Whatever. At least they have them. So when they're ready to start using them, we're good to go. If you're new to the show, Amy has two kids. They're living in Haiti. She's adopted them. We're just waiting for whatever paperwork to go through.
Starting point is 00:03:52 By the way, we've been waiting for four and a half years. Yeah. And apparently the whole country's on strike. Your judges run strike. Well, the whole country is back in order. It's fine. It's just the judges they're holding out for more money. It's not like a country shakedown or anything.
Starting point is 00:04:06 What's the latest on your kids? That's the latest. My kids are healthy, doing great. They're fine. But, you know, until these key judges who sign off the paperwork go back to work, there could be a small window where our paperwork makes it through if, like, one of the judges comes in for a day or so. I'm bored.
Starting point is 00:04:26 I don't know. Do you think you will have them by Christmas? Oh, my goodness, yes. I mean, originally, remember my agency told me September, October at the latest? Well, okay. So we're there. We're already there. We're there.
Starting point is 00:04:39 So I think with the little judge hold up, their little vacation that they're on until they get more money. You know, we're still in that window. Yes. If I do not have them before Christmas, I don't even know. I might pick up and just have to move to Haiti. Like, I need them in my life. Okay. Let's get her a Campbell suit, Camden, string, and I'd do the show like that.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Oh, yeah, minor, minor problem. I know I do the show. Technology, yeah. But my daughter's 10, and I totally see her starting Instagram, like, soon. Yeah, anyway, Amy got her kid's Instagram already. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the whole point. That's it.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Follow her, you should follow them. They had no pictures yet. What are their names? I won't. I don't. If you guys can follow them. Oh, I think of the listeners. And then all people have to do is go see who we're following and then follow them.
Starting point is 00:05:20 But it's a private account. They would have to accept you as their friend. Didn't accept everybody. I got a piece of gum for the class You know what I mean? Recognizing people Doing cool things It's ICU
Starting point is 00:05:34 Frida is a yellow lab Have you seen this Frida saved 12 people from the rubble Following the Mexican earthquakes She's a member of the Mexican Navy K-9 unit She saved 12 people after the earthquake hit in just the last few weeks
Starting point is 00:05:49 Oh wow She wears black booties and goggles So dust doesn't get in her eyes And she rummages to the rubble In her lifetime, Frida, the lab, I say 53 people, and she locates victims, constantly, smells and locates them. And it's like, she's amazing. She's unlike fatigues. Yeah, she's all decked out.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Yes, isn't that awesome? Love it. So, Frida, the Lab, I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in California. A passenger jet had an emergency landing at the Fresno Airport. There was smoke in the cabin.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Plain did land safely. Nobody was injured. They said it was a mechanical problem. In other news, Anthony Wiener, the former New York congressman, he was sentenced to 21 months in prison. And finally, in weather news, Hurricane Maria, it's offshore, but it's going to bring rain and strong winds to North Carolina and parts of the coast over the next couple of days.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Here's your ridiculous thing in the day. Some schools are now banning the concept of having a best friend. Instead, they want students to focus on bonding with all their classmates. It's also for projects. They have a partner they've never had before. Well, that's not new. That bottom part doesn't bother me. No.
Starting point is 00:07:03 But real life, you have people your closer to than just everybody. Yeah. Like, we all don't get along with everybody. Yeah. It's okay to have best friends. It's okay to have confidence. Yeah, that's a really dumb thing, huh? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:17 You're talking about overly PC. And I'm all for exposing kids to new things and how you should try and learn. But to say no best friends because you need to bond with everyone, like, that's not getting you ready for real life. No, that's not real life at all. Scientists say that our body, if healthy, should live to about 114 years old. Okay, I'm on it. That means... Wow.
Starting point is 00:07:39 That's old. That's real old. You know what the most common headline I see on the news? Because I read the news every morning. Olds, world's oldest person dies. Yeah. I see that one a lot. Is that news that's going to happen, right?
Starting point is 00:07:52 Yes. Every time I see it. I'm like, there's another one. But it's pretty common. Some people, I wonder if they got to be the world's oldest person for like an hour. That's a quick one. They have to verify now because people just lie. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:08:07 These other countries, they lie. They have these things called beer baths. They say you should take a beer bath because beer is loaded with nutrients that soften your skin. And the hops can boost your circulation and relax your muscles. So beer baths are so popular in Europe that you can go to a beer spa. They even have swimming pools filled with beer. Wow. It does seem gross.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Listen, I've never tasted beer and it smells bad and it seems sticky, but I wouldn't want to get anything that's sticky on you. Of course, Amy's going to be like, wow. I would do it for soft skin. Would you though? I will. Do you want me to do? Yes, please.
Starting point is 00:08:40 That's a lot of beer in your bad time. It sounds expensive. The $350 Levi jacket is available today. It will use sensors in the sleeve and you control your phone with your sensors in your sleeve. Like there's little things on your sleeve where you can hit and go, you know, Siri, what's the weather, phone skip, all of that. So cool. Into the jean jacket. It's like back to the future.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Say you can be denim. Look cool. And be cool. Like it's like, you know, keep a country, but keep a tech at the same time. You know what I mean? This is the Bobby Bulls. Show. Tuesday positivity.
Starting point is 00:09:16 It's me your buddy, Bobby. Time for Tell me something good. Amy, give me some good. news. Well, there's this little girl she's fighting cancer and she keeps her mind off her own problems by seeking donations of warm socks for other sick kids in the hospital. And she's raised 2,300 pairs of socks, which cold feet is a legit real thing when you're in the hospital and it's super cool that she took it on as a 12 year old when she has her own issues. Lunchbox. A nine year old girl was at Girl Scouts and they were learning life saving information. So later that day, her mom
Starting point is 00:09:51 her in a wreck. She is able to pull her mom from the car, call 911, all because of what she learned at Girl Scouts. Wow. Hey. Okay, here's a mom in San Antonio named Kimberly, and she's been taking her couponing skills and using it for diapers, baby food, hygiene products, all for hurricane victims, and she'd be doing it for so long. And so she had a rundown car. And so the people at the store and the store all got together and bought her a new car. Wow. Wow. They also got with the car dealer. And they got her a $15,000 Kia Rio Sedan. Whoa, that's so cool. So she had been collecting people for so long
Starting point is 00:10:24 and she had been struggling. Yeah. So they got the card deal. They got everyone involved and helped her out. Ah, look at that. Man, good news. Positivity.
Starting point is 00:10:33 That's what it's all about. Come on, y'all. This is a story about the snake. I don't know if you guys saw this, but the woman goes inside the restaurant and gets a bit by the snake as soon as she walks in. Oh.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Copyhead got her? No. I mean, goosebumps. You're sitting down to eat and then a snake bites you? Yeah, she was bitten by a snake and she walked in in Virginia. She went into the Longhorn Steakhouse
Starting point is 00:10:55 and she was like, oh, my foot. And she reached down and she had been bitten several times by an eight inch long copperhead, which, by the way, is not that big of a snake, but it's still a copperhead. That's still a poisonous snake. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:08 It's still a snake. And I'm not trying to take away anything from it, but eight inches is not that big. It's, in your mind, everybody's going big snake going to... Yeah, because you might be thinking, how did they miss that? Right.
Starting point is 00:11:17 It's a small snake. But still, the snake got in and people like how did it get in? There are many ways they can it in. It's getting it through food transfer and getting it through, you're bringing things in. Doors open.
Starting point is 00:11:28 Yep. But all that being said, she got bit by a snake in a restaurant. She said the pain was excruciating. She was taken to the hospital. They gave her annavenom. And she spent the next five days in the hospital. Oh.
Starting point is 00:11:42 A spokesman for, that's how serious it is. Five days? A spokesman for Longhorns of the restaurant chain is providing all the assistance it can. Like if she don't get free steaks for life Like Oh my goodness Once my little sister was in a pizza place
Starting point is 00:11:57 And we were young And the door fell on her In the bathroom Oh no She pulled the door And the whole door fell on her And heard her real bad And so the pizza place was like
Starting point is 00:12:07 We were so poor We didn't know We didn't know the difference They gave us free dinner And she That was it But she had like bills and stuff Free dinner for that night
Starting point is 00:12:14 Or for? That dinner That night Yeah But we didn't Like really We didn't know the difference We didn't know
Starting point is 00:12:19 about suing. And so we were just happy to get like 14 bucks of free pizza, but she was hurt for a while. Dang, that's crazy. Not's crazy, the snake biting someone, though. Like, she walked in, like, them to them, gonna give me some long horse steak cows, mashed potatoes. There we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny.
Starting point is 00:12:37 So Darius Rucker has teamed up with Charles Kelly, Jason Aldeen, and Luke Bryan for a song on his new album. Darius says Logistics kept them from singing the song together in the studio, so they recorded their parts separately, but the song comes together nicely. It's an old song, too.
Starting point is 00:12:53 It's a cover song. Yeah, straight to hell. That's what it's called. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Hey, Lizzie, go ahead. Reva McIntyre, she just signed on with the deal with Justin Boots to design her own line. The collection is inspired by her life.
Starting point is 00:13:06 And there's going to be casual boots, booties, classic Western boots, and it should be in stores really, really soon. I'm glad she could find some work. She probably needed the money. I know. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. Bobby Bones Show Boney up the day.
Starting point is 00:13:22 This story comes to us from Georgia. A family drove 12 hours on vacation. They're real excited to get there, pull up in the hotel parking lot, and accidentally hit the gas, drive right through the fence, into the swimming pool. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:13:37 Not a good start to the vacation. That gas and break issue. No, it's not an issue. I've driven for... No, I don't have it, but... 21 years I've driven. and I've never driven the car into a pool or a house. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Knock on wood. But still. Look at it. Yeah, that stinks, man. Everybody got out, right? Yeah, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. No, there's no gas and brake issue, AIM.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Well, I mean, we just have stories often, you know? Yeah. From you. Yeah. Not me. I don't make that mistake. Only once is minor. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:12 Get your bones on this is a bobby-mone show. Hey. This town says if you're 16. you cannot go trick-or-treat, and if you do, we'll find you $200. How do you feel about that? Lots of people want to talk, and I'll go to Megan in Newport, North Carolina. Hey, Megan. Hey.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Your thoughts? I think it is an awesome thing because my four-year-old, last year when I took him to trick-or-treating, the can's not come down because they don't care about the little kids, they care about the candy, and they just basically run over the little kids for the candy. So I think it's awesome. That way the little kids can actually enjoy trick-or-treating. Teenagers can go buy. their own candy. A four-year-old can't go get a job and get its own candy. I agree with you, Megan.
Starting point is 00:14:53 I'm on team Megan. I appreciate you. Thank you for calling. Thank you. All right. Let me take another one here. Hello, Jennifer in Virginia Beach. I personally think if they're willing to dress up and they can behave themselves, go for it. Let them do it. I mean, in Virginia Beach, the cutoff is 12. Oh. I'm okay with 12. None of my kids can do it. Like, that's borderline. Twelve is even borderline for me. It's like you're in junior high. Wow. You don't go knocking on people's doors begging for candy.
Starting point is 00:15:23 By the way, let's just not beg for candy anymore. I say cut all trick-or-treating. Okay. Yeah, we just hand out free stuff all the time. So I have a question for you, though. Sometimes younger siblings, like for the, so the parents stay home and hand out candy, they go trick-or-treating with the older siblings, so they have someone watching over them. That's different.
Starting point is 00:15:39 That's different. If you're a 13-year-old... If your kid's walking with other kids, he's not trick-or-treating, they have a bag of a mask, that's fine. Okay. So there's no reason to... 16 year old should be trick-or-treating unless they're not cause in trouble, that's all. And not only wanting more opinions, just my opinion. Kimberly and Cape, just kidding, Cape Girl.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Hey, Kimberly. Hi, there. What do you think? I think that there is no issue with 16-year-olds going out trick-or-treating. My daughter is an honor student. She is working on getting her associate's degree while she is in high school, and she wants to go trick-or-treating with her friends. I think there's no issue with it.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Doesn't she have better things to do at 16 years old than to go out and knock on doors and beg for many paydays. You're not begging. Yes, you are. That's what that is. Twinkle tweet. My friend stayed home and watched a whole bunch of scary movies. But this year they want to go out, and I think there's absolutely nothing wrong with it.
Starting point is 00:16:33 And then again, what's the point that Amy had? What about the parents or the older siblings that get dressed up to take out their younger siblings or children? Yeah, that's what I said. I'm okay with that. I'm okay. Eddie, how do you feel about teenagers? 16-year-olds out trick-or-treating while you're out there with your kids? I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:16:48 They're up to no good. And, like, if they're going to go with, like, their siblings, whatever, don't ask for candy. Just go supervise, like, a parent would. But, yeah, you see them pull up and they're all loud and, like, they're laughing. They come with their plastic bags and they cut in front of kids. No, stay at home. Like, anyone with kids, that's me or Eddie, we're like, yeah, there's just no need for a seat. Unless 16-year-olds, for the most part, I have to cause trouble on trick-or-treat night.
Starting point is 00:17:12 Oh. Otherwise, they go to parties. See, I'm not a picture. Or they watch movies. But okay. Because you don't cost trouble. Well, maybe they just have a five-house limit. See, now we're talking on a row.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Okay. You get to go to five houses and then go to... You get a stamp every house and on your fifth stand. You get your five pieces of candy and then you go to someone's house and you have a little party. Here's one more. How about this? Joseph, you disagree with me. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:17:36 I'm glad you called. Go ahead. Hi. I'm just calling the way in. Honestly, it kind of loves me the wrong way that lawmakers are taking the time out of their day to say, hey, if a 16-year-old is trick-or-treating, let's charge them $200 bucks. I don't know. I don't think that's their job, honestly.
Starting point is 00:17:52 I think it's like if kids out loitering when he shouldn't be hanging out past 8 p.m. I mean, I think it's to make other people safe. I think lawmakers's job is to make other people safe, including young kids. So these are city lawmakers too. And it's not like they got a lot to do in a small town. Well, then why not just say, hey, if you're 16,
Starting point is 00:18:09 behave while you're trigger treating. Yeah, like that works. Hey, everyone, behave. We should just throw that roll out there generally. Everyone, just behave. Hey, thank you for the call. Yeah, let's try. that. Everybody today, behave. If you were thinking about breaking the law, don't.
Starting point is 00:18:22 There you go. She has spoken, everyone. The end. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones Show. We're talking about kids after age 16, not being able legally to go trick-or-treating. In 16, you're basically an adult. You can almost vote. You can go beg for candy. And Eddie's got two young kids, and he's like, teenagers, they're just trouble out there when they're trick-or-treating. And not all of them, but we're talking about most. And I'm surprised you guys don't think they're casing your houses, by the way.
Starting point is 00:18:48 As much as you guys think everybody's casing houses, I'm surprised you guys never go, I bet they're casing our house. No. No, I think adults do it. Yeah, yeah. They're almost adults. No, but they're not yet.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Danielle and Boston, how are you? I'm good. How you doing? Good. What do you think? So I'm a high school teacher, and I think I don't want my students growing up that quickly.
Starting point is 00:19:08 If I prefer them to be out, trick-of-treat, and having a nice holsom night, then get and going to take parties or doing things that are way too old for 16-year-olds to do. So I say, have a good holson night trick-or-treating, don't cause trouble. But I take my elementary school son out anytime with those kids.
Starting point is 00:19:23 You know, I don't, and I appreciate the call, I don't think that's mutually exclusive. You don't have a kid who's going to go, instead of partying, I shall go trick-or-treating. They're probably going to do both. They're probably going to trick-or-tree, go get a bunch of candy. Then party. Yeah, you're not going to not party to go trick-or-treating. Like, if you wanted a party, you're going to party. Oh, what?
Starting point is 00:19:40 That's going to happen anyway. Yeah, they're just too big to be running around when they're three-year-olds walking around. That's my whole point. Okay. And they wouldn't make this law if kids weren't getting hurt. Like, this wouldn't be an issue. Well, I need to see stats on children or 16 year olds getting hurt. Not 60.
Starting point is 00:19:55 None of the kids. The little ones are getting hurt. I mean, stats on 16 year olds that have hurt kids. Okay. I just think it's silly. I don't. I do. You're making me agree with lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:20:05 And that's funny. And that's enough for you to go. I probably shouldn't be right. Eddie's a parent. He's seen his kids get run over by bigger kids. It's weird. Like, you see the big kids show up and you just grab your kids. Like, okay, hold on.
Starting point is 00:20:16 Let's skip this house. house, there's kids like going to that house. Oh, come on. I'm serious. I mean, I was a kid once, too. I don't recall getting run over by big kids. Yeah. If a majority of parents say, if they saw their kid behaving badly on a playground,
Starting point is 00:20:28 obviously they'd stop them, but would they stop someone else's child? Ooh. Eddie's had that predicament. I have. I have. I don't mess with other kids. I've done it once, and it's a weird thing. A majority of mothers would.
Starting point is 00:20:41 60% of the mom's poll said it's okay to scold other people's kids. Man. And, weird. That's, I, I don't mess with OPP. Other people's property. Yeah, kids. Yeah, this kid was spraying me at the pool and I had to tell him, I stopped, stop it right now.
Starting point is 00:21:00 And then I was like, ooh, shouldn't have done that. If he's spraying you, though. Yeah, I know. I should have just whooped him. Yeah, and you only said stop. Yeah, but I was like, stop it right now. How old was the kid? He was probably 10.
Starting point is 00:21:14 It's kind of too old. But then I looked around like, where is people? Parents, they must see him spraying me. If he was like four, I would understand. Ten, he's just being obnoxious. Yeah, I know. And he left, too. He's like, uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:21:24 If a grown man yelling at me. Grown man at the pool yelling at me. Why is the old man yelling at me? Was he spraying him with like, just his hands? No, it was one of those fountains that go straight up and he had his foot on it and angled it right towards me while I was sitting. What a punk! I know, man.
Starting point is 00:21:39 I got so angry. What a punk kid? Stop it right now. What if that was your kid doing that at somebody? I would tell him, like, stop. Don't do that. I'm sorry, then I would apologize to the parent. What if another parent told your kid to stop?
Starting point is 00:21:49 I'd be upset. Yeah, I don't like this. You can scold your kids, but other parents, I don't like that. So the parent should come up to you and be like, hey, sir, your kid is over there doing that? Yes. And let the parent take care of it. So you regret saying stop it. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:22:03 As soon as I said, I'm like, oh, shouldn't have done that. Then what do you do? I just left it. You just walked away. Walked away. I'm out. Good night, everybody. See you tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:22:12 The Bobby Bone Show. Hey, by the way, I'm done with all the calls. Halloween. My final say is that if you can drive, you don't need to be trick-or-treating for Kit Katz. Like, if you can drive up, you don't need to be trick-and-treating. I'm not saying it's right, but I'm saying I agree with the city. Amy does not. Amy thinks that, heck, you can fly an airplane, land it, and get out and go, you know. You don't have to even drive around. You can just walk around with your friends, get candy. Okay, cool. So we agree to disagree. Yep. Cool. How about this? And now I want to give you this, never going to get it. And then,
Starting point is 00:22:45 And this one's a funny one. A survey found that four out of ten women think their husbands do this when no one's around, right? Gosh, it can be so many things. I'm just going to throw that out there because I'm going to come back to it in a minute. But it's pretty much half of women think when nobody's around their husbands do this, right? Now, I do have a smile on my face because of what the answer is. So I'll leave it at that from right now, and we'll come back to it. I think you guys are going to laugh.
Starting point is 00:23:17 And I don't want to give you too much of it, but there's this. that. Amy has shingles on her face. And what shingles are, it's a virus that derives from chicken pox. And when you have stress older in life, it comes out. And it's very painful. And it's very contagious. And lunchbox is worried now that you're going to give him the shingles. Yeah. I was scared to touch anything you touched yesterday. Like I would wait. If you went out of the studio, I waited for someone to go after you to touch the door handle first because chicken pox are contagious and so I'm worried that I'm going to get shingles now. Have you had chicken box?
Starting point is 00:23:52 Yeah. Okay. So, yeah, you can only get shingles if you've had chicken pox, first of all. Second of all, you would have to come over to my forehead, which I've been wearing a hat, and you would have to touch my head to get the shingles. I have not, I'm not touching them. If you haven't touched your face at all and then touched your... If I have touched my face, like when I washed my face this morning, I've washed my hands a couple of times.
Starting point is 00:24:14 You're fine. And my doctor said, I'm 100% safe to come to work. and even if you did touch my face, there's like one in one million chance you'd get it. Well, I don't like that. How much to lick her face? Do it. How much to lick it?
Starting point is 00:24:27 Lick it, lick it. $100. To lick her face? To lick her forehead where she'd go to. And I'm wearing a hat. I'd probably do it for $100. Okay, then you're not that worried. Everybody's got a price.
Starting point is 00:24:39 Well, I mean, money's money, girl. Girl. What? All right, never going to get it. Four out of ten women, basically half, think that their husband. do this when they're not around. And Amy, I'm going to let you try to ruin it.
Starting point is 00:24:50 Go ahead. Bubble bath. A bubble bath. Okay. That's not it. About a half of women think that their husbands do this when no one's around. Emily in Ohio, go ahead. I think they pick their nose.
Starting point is 00:25:05 Yeah, I probably do. That's not it. That's probably like 99%. It's probably 99. Thank you. That's not it. Thank you for calling. Let's go to Leah in Dayton, Ohio.
Starting point is 00:25:15 What do you think? So, when the wives away, the husbands will play. What are they doing? Watch his chick flicks No, that's not this answer I appreciate you calling though Hey, Bo and Tampa Yeah, I think
Starting point is 00:25:29 Dancing around the house naked Tell me more about what you do I'm not saying I do Nah Come on Bob Come on Come on No
Starting point is 00:25:41 Come on No No No No, no No, that's not it Bo, thank you though Lunchbox
Starting point is 00:25:45 It's easy Try on makeup That's it That was easy that's it. Try on makeup. That's it. Try on makeup.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Guys, why are you doing that? Lunchbox, tell us why. Yeah, you didn't know it. So go ahead. You first? I've never tried it. But, I mean, that was just the first thing that popped to my head because you said we're going to laugh and we're going to want to talk about it.
Starting point is 00:26:08 So I didn't want to get it right. But, I mean, what I do is I get things right and... Okay, you can do all you want. Why do you try on your wife's makeup? Never try on my wife's makeup. And what's your favorite kind of makeup? Like, is it mascara or blood? What if we like knocked on his door and he opens up and full mascara?
Starting point is 00:26:24 It's got a fool on makeup. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Tell me why this is happening. Like, anybody call in and willing to admit they do this while their wife's away. Now, as someone has to put on makeup for television a lot. Different.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Okay, but still, I can tell you that it does make you look better. Makeup makes you look better. Now, I don't put on eye makeup or anything like that. It's just whatever the stuff you. The base. Yeah. Cover. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Yeah, it does. And it does make you look better. I'll look at myself sometimes and go, dang, I'm kind of good lucking right now when I put a bunch of makeup on. But I don't know how to put it on, nor do I actually care if no one's around. It's like when I have to get spray tan, I wouldn't do it unless I had to. Unless I had to do TV stuff. Like I have the Opry on Wednesday night. I have to shoot a thing with Blake Shelton this weekend.
Starting point is 00:27:08 And so I've got it, so I have to go get a spray tan. I wouldn't, it's a good. Yeah, most of the time you're not tanned. No, like it at me right now. Yeah, you're good. I look like crap. Yep. And I'm fine with it.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Right. But what of your husband just said, Amy, I'd like to try your makeup on in front of you? I feel like, why? You don't need it. No. Why? Have you ever tried on anything of your husband's like his wighty-tidey's just to see? No.
Starting point is 00:27:33 You never put them on to see what they felt like? No. I mean, I've ever worn boxers before. Just to see what they felt like. No? Just like wear them. Well, maybe guys just want to wear them. Blush?
Starting point is 00:27:45 I don't know. It doesn't define the makeup. I don't know. Okay. I didn't know if they're like putting. it on, just like have it on around the house, or they sneak it on real quick so when they go out they look better. That's when they're not there.
Starting point is 00:27:54 I would assume they put it according to this. They put it on just to see what it would look like and if it makes them look better. That's weird. I do think that man makeup will be a thing in the next 10 years. Oh, I hope not. Really? And not the same way to do your eyes all black. But again, Zitz and.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Sure. I mean, they already have guide spanks. They have a lot of things that we didn't think guys would have. I just know how much it delays a woman when they put on makeup. I can just, I don't want to take another 50 minutes. Eddie, you're the latest person I know. I know. That means I'll be real late.
Starting point is 00:28:29 You're the way. You don't have to put makeup on the future. You're good. You'll be way old. You'll be way old. It's like the young kids will be doing it. Oh, okay. You'll be 100.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Okay. So like five years. It's not funny. I'm not that old, dude. I know. I know. I'm one year older than you. And you don't need bronzer.
Starting point is 00:28:50 You already have... No, I'm good. I'm good on the tan. Yeah. And I guess you always wear a hat, so you don't need any to cover up the ball, like the shiny. Now I'm talking. Okay. Thank you for all the calls.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Hey, Jessica, good morning. Good morning. I'm really glad you called. I think you have something interesting to say. I'd like for you to share it with the show. Go ahead. You know, a lot of girls watch makeup tutorials. And I was watching one.
Starting point is 00:29:20 And my husband was like, I wonder what it's like to, you know, do smoky eyes. I was like, well, you know, we could always try it out. And so one night we did makeup and I gave my husband smoky eyes. And then the other thing that he really thought was interesting was, you know, girls always wear a leggings. And so I gave him a pair of mine to try on. And he was like, these are the most comfortable things I've ever worn in my life. See?
Starting point is 00:29:49 And so if you haven't tried it, I think lunchbox would love a parrot leggings. Is that the yoga pants? Is that what you're talking about? Kind of a little tighter. But yeah, Jessica, I'll tell you, I wear yoga pants because my girlfriend bought it for me. And actually, man, whatever they're called leggings. Because I saw Batista wearing them, the wrestler. And fighters wear them all the time.
Starting point is 00:30:09 I started wearing them. They're awesome. And they hold things in place and my butt doesn't shape. Like, there's a reason. Listen, I haven't done smoky eyes yet. I'm not even hating that. Hey, thank you for calling And also your husband's gonna kill you
Starting point is 00:30:23 But I appreciate you calling the show He's still in bed, so we're good All right, all right Hey, listen, I appreciate you Thank you You're welcome Ah, we got one boys We should celebrate that one
Starting point is 00:30:35 That's a good call right there I want to say something It really bothers me that America is so divided Over this Halloween thing You know what I mean? It's like, can 16 year old stric or treat Like this town's like, no more. If you're 16, you can't trick-a-trick, you're too old, you're hurting kids.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Like young kids are trying to trick-treat, 16-year-olds are just knocking them out of the way. And so I'm all for, if you're old enough to drive, wait, ho-way, I thought I had some. If you're old enough to drive to the door, you're old enough to drive to store. There you go. Yeah, yeah. But we disagreed. The show disagreed all. We were all different opinions.
Starting point is 00:31:08 But, yeah, so divisive America. That's this Halloween thing, you know what I mean? It's so frustrating. So frustrating. Let's do the skinny. Bobby Bones show. The latest. Nashville in Hollywood.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Amy's 32nd Skinny. So we also Heidi Kloom at the IHeart Music Festival or IHeart Radio Festival and she looked amazing. She's had a boyfriend for the last three years and they just broke up. She's available now.
Starting point is 00:31:34 And as you know, she's, what did we Google yesterday? She's 44. He's 31, some art curator and I guess they've been together three years and they've split. So that means at the IHeart Festival. She was single. Yeah, I mean, she was giving me smoky eyes. Did you think so? Yeah, I mean, I felt it a bit, but I just didn't know.
Starting point is 00:31:52 And the photo that they're using on all the stories to click on is her photo from the I-Heart Festival. She was a little too skinny for me. Yeah, I think she's just natural. In human life, she's a little too skinny. I was like, wow, because on TV, you look thicker anyway. That's true. And I was with her for two nights. Like, we hung out.
Starting point is 00:32:12 We were standing next to each other watching Jared Lotto perform. And I was like, man, you're really skinny. Was she really tall in person? Tall and heels. Yes. And she had hills. She was tall, yeah. And her skin was like so beautiful and soft.
Starting point is 00:32:25 I didn't touch it, but I could just tell that it was really soft. So Thomas Wrette and his wife Lauren, they gave People Magazine a sneak peek inside their daughter's newly decorated bedrooms. And if you want to check them out, we've got it up at bobbybones.com. You're not going to see a lot of pink. They're not into that, but tons and tons of Dr. Seuss books. And it's plus it's cute just to see, you know, them give a little tour of their home. Again, that's bobby bones.com to check it out. I'm Amy.
Starting point is 00:32:50 That's your 30 second skinny. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Earlier we were talking about how apparently almost half a men when their wives are gone, try on their wives' makeup. They don't want them to know, but they try it on. Andrea and Raleigh, how are you? Hey, good.
Starting point is 00:33:15 How are you guys? We're really good. What would you say about this? I won't say that I called him, per se, but he called me because he had, I know Amy can appreciate this, put on eyeliner and black mascara, of course, and black eyeshadow because he was trying to practice for his Jack Sparrow Halloween costume. And he couldn't get it off. Now, do you believe that's why he was doing it? I do because we did talk about it, like a couple of weeks prior, but I will say he did not dress up like Jack Sparro at Halloween.
Starting point is 00:34:00 That's pretty funny. Okay. Did you help him get it off? Yes, he couldn't figure out the whole makeup remover and the process of that. He's like, this is way too much work. I don't know why and how you guys do this every day. You know he's at home going, what can I say to get out of this? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Jack Sparrow, that's the ticket. He had it running down his face. I mean, it was horrible. Oh, Andrea. Thank you for sharing that story with us. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:34:30 Hey, Rebecca and Virginia Beach, good morning. Good morning. How are y'all doing? We're really good. Thanks for calling. What's happening with you? Well, I just wanted to comment on the morning corny. I absolutely love it.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Well, Amy's worried over there. I know. She was like, I think my, I don't even want to say. I'm just going to let her tell the joke. Rebecca, would you like to stay on the phone and hear a Morning Corny live? Oh, my gosh. That would be absolutely. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:55 It might be the one that... Here we go. This is it. The Morning Corny! What do you call a sketch... What do you call... Okay. What do you call a sketchy...
Starting point is 00:35:12 It's funny. Okay. What do you... Oh, my good. Okay. What do you call? The morning corny. What do you call a sketchy?
Starting point is 00:35:29 Okay, stop. What do you call? We're doing nothing. We're doing nothing. Go ahead. I'm talking to myself. The morning corny. What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
Starting point is 00:35:47 What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood? Oh, man. Oh, man. Spaghetti. That's kind of. raised it. Is it? Like, that's why I was worried.
Starting point is 00:36:06 The Spaghetti. Sketchy Italian neighborhood like spaghetti, but spaghetti. It's bad, isn't it? That's why I couldn't even say it. Here's the problem. There's so many problems with it. She said,
Starting point is 00:36:23 What in the world? It's so wrong. I, yeah. I'm suspiciting myself. I'm suspending myself I was the first self-sus suspension ever I'm suspending myself Oh
Starting point is 00:36:41 Huh Interesting I just I just feel like when you're going toward any sort of nationality or ethnic group even with Eddie with his Mexican child Yeah and I'm Mexican People say like It didn't
Starting point is 00:36:56 People say a lot of things Johnny Cash song about in the ghetto No that was Elvis Elvis Presley and you're also referencing the 1960s yeah yes this was in the heart of the 60s who knows
Starting point is 00:37:09 I don't even know who's saying it yeah go to the caller please oh Rebecca go ahead your thoughts oh I'm telling it at my morning meeting still I tell them every day
Starting point is 00:37:25 could be an HR problem just letting you know this was good This was good Don't suspend yourself, please Okay She liked it Does she have any Italians at work with her
Starting point is 00:37:40 It's not about Italian being the racist part Yeah Not racism as in a particular race But just maybe insensitive to where Like I Okay Rebecca, thank you Yes No thank you guys so much
Starting point is 00:37:54 I appreciate you All right appreciate you Okay well it just kind of Worked with spaghetti you're still laughing yeah because I can't because I'm laughing
Starting point is 00:38:06 because I'm like I can't believe I'm telling this but you have like an hour to think about it yeah and then I just I try to talk to you about it
Starting point is 00:38:16 and you said not to tell you about it just do it I like to just know the joke yeah I don't like to we don't look at scripts before we go on the air that's why that
Starting point is 00:38:24 all that just happens talking to my guys trying on their whites makeup whenever she's not around apparently it's happening in a lot of places people are calling. Ryan's on.
Starting point is 00:38:35 This is the first guy that's called in that we'll admit to doing it. Ryan, hello? How you doing? Good. I'm glad you called. Share it with the show
Starting point is 00:38:43 your story, please. Well, here's the thing. I mean, I'm willing to admit it, but basically, I feel my wife buys overpriced makeup. And she tries to tell me
Starting point is 00:38:55 all the reasons on why it's fantastic and better than the other one, but what better way than to try it yourself and see if there's Actually a difference. How do we feel about this answer?
Starting point is 00:39:07 Now, I got no problem. You want to try to make a bond? Try to make a bond. However, he has an excuse here. How do we feel about this excuse? Amy? It's fine. I get it.
Starting point is 00:39:18 But I mean, that would be sort of like my husband being like, I have like, you know, $30 shoes, and then I got some way more expensive pairs shoes and him being like, I just want to try on your heels to see what the difference is. Or it's like, you know what? Your Walmart panties versus your Victoria. You know what?
Starting point is 00:39:35 Let me try both of these on and see if it's really worth the money, you know? So, Ryan, like, I hear your story. But like... And what did you, what was your conclusion, Ryan? Well, here's the main thing that I tried it on was lipstick, which...
Starting point is 00:39:51 Oh, you can't tell. Come on, Ryan. And I even wore it out for a night out with the guys just to verify that it was actually not going to wear off like she claimed. Okay. You really committed to your credit. Yeah, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:40:12 I went with a neutral color to not be as noticeable, but I was so embarrassed when I even walked into my buddies that I had to call myself out right from start just to eliminate any ridiculing. Okay. Well, I appreciate your honesty. Like, that to me says a lot about you. You're very honest about this. So thank you for calling the show.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Yeah. I think maybe you just like wearing makeup, though. I mean, I think you just like wearing makeup. And now your friends know, so. Yeah, so it's all good. Isn't the real question be how many times I've done it? You can like it just once. Have you done it more since?
Starting point is 00:40:48 No, just once. All right. Hey, buddy, all seriousness, thank you for calling. Appreciate it. Thank you. Yeah, right. Yeah. What if your husband wanted to wear your lipstick?
Starting point is 00:40:58 And just to see? No. Just to see, because he can't spend much money on it. Just to see. I mean, I guess if you wanted to just, but not out with his buddies. Oh, you think that's the line. Well, because then I would just feel like there's something more to it. Do you see these pods at school?
Starting point is 00:41:16 Oh, yes, and they're amazing. You can go to sleep in these pods at school. Yeah. Some of these schools are building pods, so if like in between classes or if you have your test done, you can go and just take a nap in them. Awesome. Love it. Sleep is so important, especially when you're a kid. Yeah, I'm a big believer in.
Starting point is 00:41:30 that's like before you go to school and after because I just feel like kids are going to be doing bad things in these pods. Huh? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:41:36 I just don't trust kids. Like I, you get in a pod? Who knows what they're going to be doing to the pod? Isn't there a pod monitor? Oh, no. Now we've got to hire a pod monitor. Oh.
Starting point is 00:41:47 Listen, I think, you know, airports are doing these two. They're building these places that you can go and take naps which just sounds like a nightmare because I'll go and not wake up and mess like seven flights. Oh my goodness, yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:58 You can't give me options. It's basically what I'm saying. If you give me options, I'm going to take them and screw up. So, yeah, so our schools are starting to put those in in certain schools to test them out. Sleep is all the rage right now. I love it. It's the new hip thing to get rest, yeah?
Starting point is 00:42:13 Yeah. Took my dog to the vet yesterday to get some blood work done. And it was also his one week checkup after his last round of chemo. He's had two rounds of chemo now. And so the vet said he's doing good as far as through two rounds of chemo. He's maintained pretty much his weight, his energy level. He has normal like poops, which is good. So he gets to keep going.
Starting point is 00:42:36 So he gets to keep going. He only gets three more total. They can only give him five. He has to go back in two weeks for an ultrasound. That's when they look back in the organ to see if he has cancer, see if it's popped up again. So two more weeks. And then that'll be a whole longer visit. But people ask a lot, so I'll update you.
Starting point is 00:42:51 And that's where he went yesterday. He went to get a bunch of blood work done. And so, yeah, just dealing with it. You know what he does? he has a lot of energy and then he just sleeps for a long time. And then a lot of energy and he sleeps. He's kind of become a little punk too because I've been giving him lots of treats. So now he begs.
Starting point is 00:43:12 And he just begs for everything. All they're like, give me food. It's like human food. He was off the human food train. Yeah, but that's okay. He can have it now, right? A little bit.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Yeah. Unless it doesn't make him sick. I give it to him. But yeah, I have to worry that it's going to make a stomach sick. But here's a little girl who released a balloon to see how far it would go and they're sure to know it on the back of it. It was one of those silver balloons.
Starting point is 00:43:32 You know you go to store like Hobby Lobby, and they have normal balloons, but they have the big silver balloon. Yes. So she got the silver balloon, it's one of those metallic ones, and she wrote a note on the back of it, four years old, her mom. They wrote a note on the back of it and said, if you find it, please post it to Facebook and tag us, because we want to know how far the balloon floated.
Starting point is 00:43:49 That's cute. So the balloon floats off about 100 miles, and a guy who found it did post it to Facebook. Right? Yeah, it's cute. Wow. But a deer was eating it, and the deer was choking, and the guy had to save the deer.
Starting point is 00:44:01 So the guy posted it and said, hey, stop sending balloons up because you're killing animals. Oh my goodness. I was thinking about doing a balloon today after the news story. His Facebook post started out wishing her happy birthday and then was like, you almost kill Bambi. Wow. What did this guy just cruel? Is Bambi really choking on the balloon? But let's be for all.
Starting point is 00:44:20 Should you really just send? It's like littering. You're just littering further away. You're just sending something up in the air to litter further away. Yeah, but it's so fun. Yeah, we've all done it. Yeah, we've all. Before we learn how bad.
Starting point is 00:44:31 littering was and how these things just stay on earth forever? I don't know. It's so cool to let a balloon go and watch it. It's so fun to throw a cup of garbage out of the window and watch it fly. I'm just saying, just because it's fun doesn't make it right. Man. Or memorable. And what's Bambi doing eating that?
Starting point is 00:44:50 Yeah. They're deep. They don't know. They don't want to eat that. It smells like metal. Yeah. It's an animal, Eddie. I think that guy's a poser and he's trying to just make that little girl feel bad.
Starting point is 00:45:00 No, he's not. So there's also a story about lemon slices, and I is this long, this is one of my political platform when I finally do run for government. There'll be no more putting lemons in drinks. You'll win. You will win. Because for years, first of all, I wait at tables, right? And I know that whenever you cut lemons to put them in drinks, you don't wash the outside of the lemon. At least not vigorously, you may do a little water on it, but then you put them in the same chopping on the board or just the table that everything else has been on.
Starting point is 00:45:31 So they did another study, and they found that lemons absorb bacteria 100% of the time, and that 83% of lemons carry bacteria, period. And they're just dropping water. Like, if you ask for lemons and you want it, get it on the side. Don't even put it on the side of the cup. Bluh, disgusting. It's as bad as putting balloons in the air letting deer choke on it. Two things that chap my hide right there.
Starting point is 00:45:59 It is just like long form. littering, like just letting a balloon go in the air and just falling on the ground somewhere. Ah, that's just a hundred. I know. I was so on my little... Yeah, I don't, I'm not a big litterer, you know? I get it. It kind of rubs me the wrong way.
Starting point is 00:46:13 The Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. The FD.A's poll to type of coffee called Death Wish Coffee. Hmm. They say 11 ounce cans of Death Wish, Nitro, Cold Brew Coffee, can kill you because of botulism. The maker of Death Wish Coffee Company. determined that the current process for the coffee could foster the growth of botulin,
Starting point is 00:46:36 a deadly toxin. It's called Death Wish. How are we going to name my food product something? I don't think I put the word death in it. The company since stopped making the nitro cold. Man, they're going all out. Death Wish, Nitro Cold.
Starting point is 00:46:51 They've pulled the coffee from shelves. People with coffee should throw it away or return it for a refund. So if you're holding any Death Wish Nitro, man, you're just aching for some caffeine. Like, what's lacking in your life That you need Death Wish Nitro Coffee Sleep
Starting point is 00:47:05 Wow We can do a little segment called That's Rude if we want So people send us rude messages And go, that's rude So Why don't we start with Tim on Facebook? Amy, you'd be a lot hotter
Starting point is 00:47:20 If you weren't so skinny Try Big Mac sometime That's rude Megan on Twitter rides I can't think of anything more annoying than at Radio Amy laughing at her own jokes. Gonna have a jab a cue tip in my ear, so I don't have to hear it.
Starting point is 00:47:36 Oh, that's rude. At Radio Lunchbox. This is from Kevin on Twitter. You look nothing like Chris Martin. You look more like both of your parents may have been related. Oh, well that's rude. It's so rude. The Bobby Bone Show has a bunch of friends around some microphones who don't know beep about anything.
Starting point is 00:47:56 That's true. And rude. Jose on Twitter writes, I wonder how long until Lindsay comes to her and leaves you, Bobby. Well, that's true. And rude, yeah. Anyway, that's a little that's rude there for you.
Starting point is 00:48:12 And I do eat hamburgers. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Go ahead. I actually was craving a burger yesterday. I didn't eat it though, but I will today. No. Just to put in his face?
Starting point is 00:48:22 Now I will. Somebody get, I'm going to postmates one to work right now. Will you get video of that? I want to see you a burger. Yeah. Bring me a burger. I don't care. I don't care. No.
Starting point is 00:48:31 No. Why? Do you want to eat a burger? Yeah, exactly. Brood, who said that about me again? I already threw the paper away. Nick? I just move that up.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Why don't you eat salad, Nick? Wow. Got him. Take that. What is happening here? Nick said that. Kit Rock did three shows in Detroit, and so, and he sold
Starting point is 00:48:55 86,000 tickets. No, I guess he did six shows. They opened the venue, he did six shows in a row, sold out. Whoa. And, yeah, he did about 90,000 tickets or as we'd call it, one Garthbrook show. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Yes, exactly. But, I mean, listen, he saw that six shows in a row, but they opened up a new place up there. But I like Kid Rock's new song called Tennessee Mountain Top. There ain't nothing like a Tennessee Mountain Top. Some straight you ran for Pete. You better ask somebody. I know what that sounds like to me now. I'll have the cassidia.
Starting point is 00:49:34 Oh, yes. From Nickelback. Yes. You know what a rock star? Yes. Yeah. I'll have the cassidia. That's what that sounds like to me
Starting point is 00:49:41 Forever I couldn't figure it out Because I like the song a lot That part to me It sounds like a way Nickelbacky Singing karaoke in a double-white When smoke's so You'll end up in California
Starting point is 00:50:07 That's pretty good Yep We got the CD sent to us So they're trying now To make it a country song I like it I don't care what kind of song They try to make it I like the song
Starting point is 00:50:18 I like this song It reminds me a college radio I used to play this and be the Bob man Come on at you now It's a little kidder rock. The Bob Witton, the Boss, the Bobman, here on KSWH, the Switch. 91.1, huh? That's my DJ voice.
Starting point is 00:50:35 It was awful. Bob man. I like it. That's my first time radio name. The Bob man. Really, it was really different from Bartman. Oh, right, right. Do the Bartman.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Do the Bartman. Remember that? Yeah. And I was like, hey, everybody, KSWBH, the Switch, 91.1. It's the Bob man. Here's some Bob Woodo. I played that in Beck. and then call the night.
Starting point is 00:50:57 Oh, boy, that was what the days. Reba is launching her own boot line. I just wonder what it's like to make that kind of money. If there's already an established brand, they just put your name on it. Probably pretty nice. Because it's not like you had to go through all the work to figure out how to make a boot, you know?
Starting point is 00:51:14 They're already doing it, and they're just like, oh, Reba, what do you think of this one? She's like, hmm, that looks good, okay. Check, please. I like that one. I'll take a check. So she's launching her own boots in a partnership with Justin Boots.
Starting point is 00:51:26 man I remember when I got my first pair of Justin boots 6th grade What color were they? Black. And I wore them with my black, rocky mountain jeans. No pockets on the butt. I mean, I thought I was so cool. And I was.
Starting point is 00:51:41 You are cool. In my mind. And you're still rocking it. Yeah. With my George Strait T-shirt. Yeah? That I wore the first time I went to meet George. How lame is that?
Starting point is 00:51:51 It's pretty lame. Amy went to Georgia's ranch because her uncle worked for George's shirt. Oh, right, right. Yes, and it was an overnight trip, and I'm pretty sure I just packed George Strait T-shirt. So when you met George, you had on a George Strait T-Jet. Yeah, it was early in the morning. My uncle woke me up.
Starting point is 00:52:06 I mean, the sun hadn't even come out. I was so excited, and George was down at the little, I don't know where you go to practice roping, like down in his little corral. Corral area. And so my uncle, we hopped in the truck, me and my dad, my uncle, drove down there. Seriously, I remember it being so early, so I'm not even out, but I had my George Strait T-shirt on. and I had my hair did ready to go. And my uncle lived on the ranch and like this like just like a not like a really modest little, you know, two bedroom little place. And I remember the lighting was so bad in there and I couldn't really see if I looked that good.
Starting point is 00:52:39 But I felt good. I was a kid. I was so young. How old were you? Oh, God. I was probably about nine, eight or nine. Wow. And I met him.
Starting point is 00:52:50 I mean, of course, he's just out doing his morning routine like hanging out. and he came over and met me and I was like, oh my gosh, I and I've been like a super fan ever since. That's funny. That is a good story. I know.
Starting point is 00:53:04 We mentioned Kid Rock sold out six shows in a row at the Little Caesar's Arena in Detroit and like we said, this is a new song. That's a jam. It is a gym. Some straight shooting neighbors that don't ain't drive.
Starting point is 00:53:17 I'm going to get him in here. Oh, really? I have to. Yes. Yes. Yes. Because I like Kid Rock. I've been to Kid Rock concerts where I've paid, you know, it's been a while.
Starting point is 00:53:27 No, I paid for John Mayer tickets. But no, I guess I didn't. I paid the trip to get there. Just being honest. But I was like, no, I paid for gas in my car. But I did pay for flights and hotels. I bought my meal. I paid for a Kid Rock ticket.
Starting point is 00:53:40 That's one of the last shows I paid for. It was amazing. Kid Rocks was a crazy good. So there's that. That'd be fun. The voice was on last night, and Natalie Stovall was not on last night. She wasn't supposed to be. Who knows when she was.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Yeah, we don't know. Okay. It's the blind audition. So the voice, it's back on tonight. And so we're just kind of waiting for Natalie Stovall, who is like super great artist, who at times plays with the raging idiots. But like she's a phenomenal singer and fiddle player. And so she's doing the blind audition. There's that.
Starting point is 00:54:10 The woman got bit by the copperhead in the restaurant. That's still a story. That was at Texas Roadhouse? Longhorn steakhouse. But you see where I'm getting confused, right? Texas Longhorn? Yeah. She was just walking in.
Starting point is 00:54:21 And apparently, allegedly. a copperhead just bidder on the foot she'd go to the hospital for five days yeah three times a bitter she was just chilling walking in a restaurant and the copperhead got her like popped it and it was a small snake is probably why they didn't see it it was only eight inches long but so does that mean it's like a baby it hasn't grown yet yes and that's probably why no one saw it got separated from its mom and it was like scared angry Felicia in Fayville, Arkansas. What up, Felicia? Not much. I listen to your show every single morning, and I absolutely love it. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:54:56 I appreciate that. How's your day going? Pretty good. I am actually driving to a doctor's appointment before I go to work. Now, I'm tempted with a question. Do I ask why, or do I just let it go? I have to have surgery. Oh, all right.
Starting point is 00:55:10 Now, the question is, do I follow up on the surgery, or do I not? Eh. Okay, good. Okay, I'm not. Okay, cool, cool. Little surgery. Okay, just a little surgery. Anything else you have going on?
Starting point is 00:55:21 What do you want to say? I listen to tell me something good every single morning. It always makes my heart just feel so good and gives me faith in humankind. Thank you very much. That's coming up in about five minutes, so thank you for asking. I know, I can't wait. Yeah, anything else. I like you.
Starting point is 00:55:37 And keep playing namaste. Excuse me? Keep playing namaste. Oh, namaste. Oh, thank you very much. I love it. Thank you very much. We just added a second show in Fayetteville, the raging idiots did, because the first one sold out so fast.
Starting point is 00:55:51 No, I want to go, but. Why can't you go? I'll give tickets. You want tickets? Yeah, that'd be awesome. Are you going to be out of service? I mean, everything good? Like, can you go?
Starting point is 00:55:59 Yeah. All right, hold on, Matt, I'll put you on hold. They're not on Selt-O Friday. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. I appreciate you. Yeah, we know a couple people. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:08 We're just us. So, I mean, come on. All right. Hold on a minute, Feliz. Oh, her day. You just got so much better. That's awesome. I just given it.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Wow. Yeah, that's cool, huh? I mean. There was genuine excitement in her voice. I know. I will say this, that I want to thank our listeners again because we have this song called Namaste,
Starting point is 00:56:26 our band The Raging Idiots, and it was, as of yesterday, the number one song again on the comedy charts for the second week in a row. Every time we play it, it gets like 300 downloads. We did the math breakout. Wow.
Starting point is 00:56:36 Because it doesn't get played, we're the only ones to play it. Because no one else plays it. But every time we play it, it gets like 300 downloads. Not one other places picked it up yet. I don't think so. They're like Namaste.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Is there not like, you know, yoga f-m? I don't think so. No, no, no, no. You haven't heard this. This is Namaste from The Raging Idiots. We're coming to Tulsa and Lubbock. Added a second show on Fayetteville. 7.30 in the morning.
Starting point is 00:57:02 In the suit that I was born in. Girl, why are you laughing at me? Come on, baby, with my khakis. I'm running late. Need to beat it like Jackson. But you're kind of a distraction. Because I can't start watching you Showing me your Savasana
Starting point is 00:57:22 Like the best looking bad influence I ever saw Probably ought to hit the road But now Bobby Bones, everybody Transmitting across America This is a Bobby Boll show This is Us coming back on tonight You guys know that?
Starting point is 00:57:44 Yes Right Doesn't it feel good to have just a good family show. Like, I don't even like watching TV anymore. I don't even like watching TV anymore. I don't even like looking at social media.
Starting point is 00:57:55 Everybody's just fighting all the time. They have this option where you can block certain words from popping up in your feed. Oh, really? Yeah, and I'm not about just doing all. All words? All words. That's funny. Like, I just feel, I don't like it. I just don't like it. I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:58:11 And so, I'm looking forward to this as us because I just, it just feels good. Five facts you might not know. about this as us. It was originally called 36, which is the age they were all turning at the beginning of the show. Oh, wow. That was the name of the show. Part of the reason that Chrissy Metz chose to play
Starting point is 00:58:28 Kate was because not only did she want to lose weight in real life, it was in her contract that she had to for the character. So she wanted to, but then she had to or she could lose her job. Mandy Moore did extensive research for her on-screen labor, since she doesn't
Starting point is 00:58:45 have kids of her own. She watched tons of those YouTube labor videos when they show the baby coming out. Wow. She watched them over and over to them. We made lunchbox and Ray watch one of those, remember? Toby wears a fat suit. And it was revealed after he was seen out on the red car,
Starting point is 00:59:00 but he was way skinnier. Remember I told you guys this? Yeah, he told us. I was mind-blown. Now when I see him, it gets crazy without his suit on. Because he's going to lose weight, but he was already skinny. The show's creator says he already knows how it's going to end. He's already plotted out the next five to six seasons.
Starting point is 00:59:15 And then finally, she says Mandy more than when she turns into the grandma character, the today older character, that it takes about three to four hours of makeup to do that. Oh my goodness. It's a long time to sit there. She's sort of a hot older lady, though. And it's not fair because she's not really an older lady.
Starting point is 00:59:32 But I find myself going, huh, I would. You know what I mean? Like I... But she's really not old. That's the thing. I know. It's a weird thing in my mind. Chris in Nebraska, what's happening, buddy?
Starting point is 00:59:47 I'm sorry. say again. Hey, it's Bobby, what up? Hey, Bobby, how are you? Hey, Chris, Nebraska. What's up, buddy? Not much. Just driving down the road. Well, I appreciate you calling. Anything I can help you with? Yeah, I want you and Amy's advice on something. It's a good story, but it's causing me some issues. All right, go ahead.
Starting point is 01:00:09 My wife's an awesome person. She's got a caring heart for everybody. She works for civil services, helping out people. But her passion is is helping out animals, helping out the helpless. And here in the last couple weeks, she had found a cat at a park at an event that she was going to, and we adopted this cat, took it to the vet, and it has spent, you know, a great deal of money on it, and, you know, vet bills are still coming in. Well, this morning she called me up late for work and said that she had found a cat under our her house and that she was going to take it to the vet as well. My question to you guys is,
Starting point is 01:00:56 is I love her passion for animals. Currently we have, including the pet this morning, currently we have three dogs and four cats. Holy cow. She does love animals. Yeah. So it's what? You think it's a little much like financially, a little strain on you? It is. It is for me. and it is for her as well, but she's got such a good heart. I just want to know when is doing the right thing too much. Amy, you want to fill this one first? Wow, I mean, I get wanting to rest you that cat, but I think that you just have a talk with her about it,
Starting point is 01:01:32 and maybe you'll see if you've got a coworker, a family member, or a friend who can take the cat, and you all kind of decide the cutoff limit for who's going to live in, what animals are going to live in your home, and then just search out different homes for the pets that she finds. I think financially you make rules before you have to make decisions. Because when you're making decisions based on emotion, they happen a lot quicker, a lot faster, and without a lot of thought.
Starting point is 01:01:59 Emotional decisions are never good. Sometimes you have to make them, but they're never the best decisions. So I think you sit down and you make a rule, hey, this is what we're going to do. This is what we can spend. This is the amount of time that we, before it happens. So it's there as it's happening. I think you just have to have the parameters. Again, she wants to help, and I hope you guys, you know, obviously, you love her and you want her to be happy,
Starting point is 01:02:17 but I think you have to set those rules, those boundaries, or you're going to go broke. I mean, really. Well, those rules, Bobby, have already been set in place. Well, then I guess you leave her. No. No. Listen, Bobby's right about the whole emotional decision thing. Like, sometimes you just, it's going to be hard, but one of you is going to have to, you know, put your foot down and be like,
Starting point is 01:02:40 we got to just help find this cat another home. And all cats, it's not the last time she's going to do this. Yeah. Her response to my reaction to this cat was the cat was too cute to get rid of, and we're taking it to the vet, and sorry about your bad luck. They're all cute. She's aware of the rule that has been established in our household, and we've passed our cutoff point for pets.
Starting point is 01:03:08 but again, I don't know how to let her know that enough is enough without hurting her feelings. Well, it sounds like you just have to deal with it. Listen, if you already made a rule and she broke it, you just got to deal with it, and you love her for it, and you just deal with it. I had to return a cat once that we adopted,
Starting point is 01:03:25 and it was the hardest thing for me, and I cried, but my husband was right. It was the right thing for us to do, and it took me a little bit to get over it, but it was the right thing to do. Thank you for the call. It looks like you can just, like, cut and dry it, But you married her, and she is what she is,
Starting point is 01:03:42 and you have to ride the bumpy waves with her. And it may break you. And make sure there are no cats under your houses, too. You can check that out. You go take a look before she gets down there and looks. He has one. Scope out for cats before she can walk outside. Thank you for the call.
Starting point is 01:03:57 I really appreciate that. You know, yesterday I played a song called Drunk Girl by Chris Jansen, and people loved it. And I hope you got a chance to hear it. If you haven't, I hope you check it out. I mean, I think it went up to like 15 yesterday. A couple of charge stamps got a hand looking like a rainbow in and out of every bar on a whim just like the wind blows. She's either a bachelorette and coming off a breakup.
Starting point is 01:04:26 Take a drunk girl home. She's bouncing like a pinball singing every word she never knew. Dancing with her eyes closed like she's the only one in the room. Her hair's a perfect mess Falling out of that dress Take a drunk girl home Take a drunk girl home Let her sleep all alone
Starting point is 01:04:51 Leave her keys on the counter Your number by her phone Pick up her life She threw on the floor Leave the hall lights on Walk out and lock the door That's how she knows The difference between a boy and a man
Starting point is 01:05:10 Take a drunk girl home And that's not a radio single or anything I just thought man, you guys should hear that song That Everybody's song from Chris Jansen? This is kind of the jam too Like that whole album is, I like the album The New Chris Jansen album It's called Everybody
Starting point is 01:05:24 I'll give you a little bit of this Everybody want to get rich Nobody wants to work Everybody wants to fall in love And nobody wants to get hurt Nobody wants to punch that clock But everybody wants to get paid Nobody wants to make love no more
Starting point is 01:05:45 Everybody just want to get late Everybody want to be famous Everybody want to be a superstar Everybody wants to go out too That guy makes a good music That's a good record You're looking for something new There you go Chris Jansen there
Starting point is 01:06:00 About 45 minutes I have In my opinion The number one most underrated artist in country music This is a reminder At number five was Lauren Elena Because she can sing In Atlanta great singers She's as good as it gets
Starting point is 01:06:20 At number four, Kip Moore And number three, Aubrey Seller And number two, Eric Church Catch me around here I got the number one most underrated country artists coming up Do you guys know who it is? No, no idea
Starting point is 01:06:38 Do you guys like guessing? You can guess, go ahead. You can guess, go ahead. underrated artists that you have not said right now right Brandon Ray Brandon Ray solid I like Brandon Ray and the guy can sing like crazy
Starting point is 01:06:54 yes I'm not going to tell you if you're right or wrong but that's a solid guest undiscovered not signed yet I love those kind of artists Brandon Ray is his guest I got it lunchbox Chris Jansen Chris Jansen is his good one life I know that's a good one did it
Starting point is 01:07:09 could be Chris Jansen Amy Brandon Raid was my guess. Wow, two of you guys thought Brandon Gray. Wow. That dude sounds underrated to me. Who's that, Jansen? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:25 That's coming up in like 40 minutes. I'll give the number one most underrated. Isn't this song good, though? So good. Like, if this is not the next radio song, like stop making radio. That's what I say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You see where Anthony Wiener's going to jail?
Starting point is 01:08:02 Yeah. Of 21 months? Yeah, he is. Only 21 months? 21 months. And then he has to pay a fine. Yeah. And I don't know if he'll actually serve the 21 months?
Starting point is 01:08:11 Yeah. Don't you think you just wear ankle bracelet? Do I think he only should? No, don't you think you will. I don't know. I don't know what the deal is because he was like chatting with the underage girl. Text, well, what they call sexting. Yeah, chatting, whatever.
Starting point is 01:08:29 Okay, I'm 37. Yeah, chatting. We knew that. Shit chatting. Oh, sorry. I think she was 15. Yeah. And she even.
Starting point is 01:08:36 told him like hey I'm but so he goes like listen I put him a job for like 10 years anybody chatting with a kid an adult man chatting with the kid we should just send you to yeah we should make Australia the island again where they send all the bad people that's how it was that's what Australia was
Starting point is 01:08:52 yeah so he gets 21 months in prison and his name's obviously Anthony Weiner right I just even earlier on when I was like man this guy I wanted to change my name when I was running for politics It's just too much of it. Maybe it was just perfect for him, though. But maybe he just gets used to it.
Starting point is 01:09:09 It's his last name, you know? And then he's like... What if your last name was Boner? Yeah. Would you keep it? I don't think I would. But Bobby, as a politician, don't you want to be memorable? Not as Bobby Boner.
Starting point is 01:09:21 Like, I wouldn't even... I'd go by my real name. I mean, let's say you were upstanding. I don't even like Bobby Bones. It's like a pirate. You know? What? Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:09:28 Well, I'm just saying, you'd be an upstanding policy. You wouldn't be caught doing this with a... I'd be upstanding boner, yes. Anybody want to be a baby. Everybody want to be a baby. Everybody want to get a rich. Any other parents out there, either kids bring stuff home and they're like,
Starting point is 01:09:54 oh, mommy, daddy, you want you to buy this? It's like popcorn bundles. And Eddie's case, he has two kids, and they're selling these $25 coupon books. Yeah, it's a book. And, I mean, I look through it, and it's pretty cool because the coupon's in there for, pretty much for anything.
Starting point is 01:10:07 You name it, there's a coupon for it. But it costs $25. It's a fun. For the school, I found out. I asked my son about it. He said, yeah, it goes back to the school. That's cool, but coupons. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:10:18 Like, there was a time in my life where I used coupons, and I never really saved anything. I ended up just going to that place over and over to use the coupon and buy other stuff. So I'm like, is this a rip-off or should I just, should I get the book? I think you should get the book regardless. It's a fundraiser. It's to support your kid. Like, you have to. I'll buy one.
Starting point is 01:10:37 I'll give him $25. You want to buy the book? But it's not in lieu of you buying it. Give you $25 bucks, I'll buy it. I'll buy one. Okay. And then you should also buy one. But if there are parents out there where your kids are bringing stuff home,
Starting point is 01:10:50 and you're like, what in the world? Brandy and Louisiana, good morning. Good morning. We're talking about Eddie. Eddie's got a kid nine, and he's like, Daddy, I got a coupon book, $25. And Eddie's like, what is this? What's happening in your life? My son brings on stuff like every day from school.
Starting point is 01:11:08 Most recently, it was we had to buy yogurt. yogurt yogurt and then also they have cookie dough fundraiser and
Starting point is 01:11:20 wrapping paper what are they raising funds for all the time I think the PTA I'm not absolutely sure they just say
Starting point is 01:11:30 that they want they need money for all these things and I'm just like okay well can I just give you like $300 for the whole year oh man
Starting point is 01:11:39 she put it's a fun you know like when you You buy a house. It's called escrow. Yes, escrow. You escrow your kids. All of their fundraiser.
Starting point is 01:11:48 But she's right. That's how we are. We're always just like, well, we don't know what it is, but okay, it's $25. And I guess if they don't sell it, they probably feel ostracized because the rest of their class is selling it.
Starting point is 01:11:59 Exactly. Well, sometimes the kids that sell the most get like an award. Well, Brandi, thank you. Thank you for calling. And, I mean, Cookie Doe, don't sound that bad. Have me all with you. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:10 Yeah. Thanks, Brandy. Have a nice day. You too. Appreciate you. Hey, Elizabeth, the Tupelo, Mississippi. Hello. Hey.
Starting point is 01:12:17 Thank you for calling. What about your kids? My kids started school on August the 3rd, which is a Thursday, and came home legit with fundraising on August the 7th, which is Monday. Holy cow. They saw you guys coming. They're like, all right, kids. And they've had two others since then. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 01:12:36 And do you know what they're raising money for? Maybe paper. I mean, I don't know. See, that's the thing. Nobody knows. Hey, appreciate you. Thank you for the call. That is a strain, huh? Yeah. I will buy one, though. Okay.
Starting point is 01:12:53 My wallet's in my office. Lunchbox, you can buy one too? No, I'm out. No, I'm out. He's out. If your son knocks on my door and asks me to buy it, yeah, but I'm not going to have dad come to me and ask me to buy it. Eddie never asked me. Never. A lot of parents on the phone.
Starting point is 01:13:07 We opened up the old, as they say Pandora's Box, whenever you say, kids are bringing too many things home to sell. Oh, no. Oh, man. And as my grandma say, fuller in a dog tick right now. Hey, Heather in Springfield, Missouri. Hi. You're on the year. Thank you for calling.
Starting point is 01:13:22 Yeah, no problem. My daughter is in third grade, and last week she came home with a fundraiser for a move-a-thon. So basically trying to get donations from a friend and family to pledge for to school. I don't really know for what. But then they're going to have a day to where they move. nonstop for 50 minutes, whether it's like running, walking, jumping jacks to, you know, to earn off that money that people have donated. And the prices were kind of weird.
Starting point is 01:13:55 Like if people donate $25, she'll get like a extra recess or $50, it's a cup. So I thought that was a little bit different. Well, that's a weird order. Like, I would not want $150 if it's only a cup. The one common thing that I'm seeing here is a lot of people don't know where the money goes. Yeah. Because we may be outing something here. Thank you for the call.
Starting point is 01:14:17 And I'll just grab a couple of these real quick, but Katie in Southern Illinois. Yes. Thank you for calling. Tell me your story. Well, I have three kids last year, for example, they were at this school called the primary center. It's K through three, and all three of them were there. And two to three times a year, maybe more. For a solid week, they will do like a spirit week, is what they call it.
Starting point is 01:14:38 And this week they're actually in one yesterday was Hat Day. Today is Superhero Day, pajama day, crazy shocks, crazy hair, you name it, they'll do whatever every day of the week, but it's a dollar to participate. So where does it money go? It just depends. I think this week it's something to do with
Starting point is 01:14:54 literacy, but it's multiple fundraisers throughout the year. And I mean, it goes somewhere, I guess. See, that's not I'm saying. Thank you, Katie. I appreciate you. Hey, Stacey and Apex North Carolina. Hey, how are you? I love you all, first of all. Thank you very much. And we're talking about these fundraisers.
Starting point is 01:15:11 And your kids sell mattresses or something? The high school, our local high school, we only have one high school, and they sell mattresses every year during the fall, and that is the school fundraiser. We sell mattresses. For what? That's just the school fundraiser. But for what, though?
Starting point is 01:15:28 Where does the money go? What's the fund that's being raised for? We have no idea. Mattresses. Yeah, but where does the money go? I don't know. Hey, thank you for the call, Stacey. Really appreciate you listening to the show.
Starting point is 01:15:42 Thanks for all you do. Thank you very much. Mattresses are so expensive. I know, right? Like popcorn or mattresses? Yeah, but where does the money go? I know. But if you buy four mattresses, you get a cup.
Starting point is 01:15:51 The Babbon Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Okay, Bobby, a new survey has found that 64% of women would prefer to date a man with tattoos. That's going up. Yeah. It's getting higher and higher. And I think, guys. like girls or tattoos?
Starting point is 01:16:09 39% say they would like women with ink. That's probably getting higher too. I think it's just becoming a little more accepted. Yeah, I think tattoos, listen, I don't look at someone and go, they're, man, there must be a real bad A because they have tattoos. Because listen, once I got tattoos,
Starting point is 01:16:24 that all I ended. No, but. For the culture. It was like, once I got tattoos, you don't have to be, like, you don't have to be a tattoo anymore. But, you know, I like it. I mean, it's an expression,
Starting point is 01:16:32 and I think I like people that express. I agree. I agree. And most tattoos have a meaning for anybody that's getting it. But I feel like a part of you've got a little bit more like once you got your first tattoo, you're a little more rough, a little more edgy. When I got the vulture with snakes coming out of his eyes and my full back, that's when it really changed for me.
Starting point is 01:16:52 No, I mean, even my tattoos, they're not tough guy tattoos. They're my mom, my grandma's initials, and then the state of Arkansas. So, again, it's not like, it's a skull and crossbones or anything or a motorcycle. What I don't like, you know, we talk about tattoos, and who cares what I like. I'm not a big tattoo on girl's shoulders. I'm not a big, like on a shoulder. Well, that's just your preference. I mean, you also have that full back.
Starting point is 01:17:19 You don't like full back because you weren't you like sort of attracted to a girl. You saw at a bookstore once since years ago. We talked and she had a Guns and Roses tattoo on her full back. That's cool. No. Oh, you didn't like it? It was not. It wasn't even the full back tattoo.
Starting point is 01:17:31 I probably thought it was Guns and Roses too. I was like, man, she must be living in the 80s lifestyle. If there was John Mayer, though, Would you even like, okay? I just, I don't know. It depends on the person. And that too is, but I'm not a big shoulder tattoo. Where do you like the tattoo?
Starting point is 01:17:45 Yeah, that's what I'm going to say, where do you want it on a girl? What about a sleeve? Because I think a sleeve is hot. Yeah, I guess the sleeve's cool. Yeah, yeah, just like the shoulder. Okay. Even on me, like, I won't get one on me. Maybe it's both.
Starting point is 01:17:57 Because I have to get a microphone. I said if I was put into the Radio Hall of Fame, it hasn't happened yet. But in November, if I make it to be adducted, I'll get a microphone tattooed on me. I don't know where I'm going to put it on my shoulder because I think it looks, even for me, it likes tag. Don't do that. Then you could like lift up your shoulder to your mouth and talk in it. That's funny. That's funny, Amy.
Starting point is 01:18:19 That's so stupid. I didn't say stupid. That's a stupid. Or you can put it on his chest and just look down and talk into it. I bought my nipple. That's funny, Amy. Okay, well, I keep begging my husband to get a tattoo, but he still won't. One day I'll get there.
Starting point is 01:18:35 What should I put this microphone, though? They already told you. Around your chest. Can you hear me? Testing, testing. That's funny, Amy. All right, what else? Okay, well, the New England Patriots are apologizing.
Starting point is 01:18:48 The who? The New England Patriots. Did I say that with her? Is it Christopher Columbus? We're sailing to New England. The New England Patriots are apologizing for selling fans. Cups of tap water for $4.50. since. They had bottled water. They ran out. So then they just started putting tap water in a cup and
Starting point is 01:19:12 charging $450 for it. Dang. What? Obviously, they say that will never happen again. I don't think it's that big of a story. Like, you're at the game. Yeah, who, as a vendor, like, whose idea was that? Like, oh, just, that's how much a, you can't charge, tap water's free. I'd be like, can I have a cup? Go to the bathroom and fill it up. You can charge for the cup. Yeah, you can charge for the cup still because you got a pay for a cup. I would charge $4.50 for the cup. Yeah. Then do whatever you want with this. Like, I don't understand how this is a story.
Starting point is 01:19:39 Yeah, me too. No, I'm not done yet. Okay, go ahead. Fett than more, New England. Fettlement, tell us. You know, because Tom Brady is the quarterback for the Patriots. I'm sure you all knew that. But it's ironic because he warns people not to drink tap water in his new book.
Starting point is 01:19:57 Okay, that doesn't matter. What in the world? Listen, do y'all want to be like Tom Brady or not? I've tried. It's not working out for me. Yeah. Oh my goodness. What else?
Starting point is 01:20:06 He says you should basically filter your entire life. Probably. Air, water. Like, we're probably sucking in all kinds of bad stuff. Yeah. You should even steam your vegetables in filtered water. Okay. What else you got?
Starting point is 01:20:17 Says Tom. I'm super excited about this. I don't know if y'all even care. But Pretty Woman, the Musical is sitting Broadway next fall and Brian Adams is doing the music. Take me. What? I want to go so bad. Take me to this.
Starting point is 01:20:31 It's not like Take Me to the musical. It sounds like, take me. First of all No, Amy No, Amy. Secondly, nothing like a Broadway play about a prostitute with the guy from the 80s
Starting point is 01:20:41 singing Robin Hood songs. It's a really beautiful story they end up together at the end. He sort of saves her from the streets. He's her night in shining armor. You know it's true. Yeah, is he going to sing that one? And personally, when I first saw
Starting point is 01:20:54 the movie when I was nine years old, I didn't know that, I didn't even know she was a prostitute. Okay. And my dad covered my eyes during the bad parts. What else?
Starting point is 01:21:03 get. Well, here's something strange. You can mail anonymously to someone. Anonously? What? Anonymously. Amy got mad at me earlier because she was... I did not. Oh, yes, she did. We were recording some stuff, like commercials. She kept stumbling over words and I was like, let's do it again. She goes, why? Do you get mad at her back? No, I was like, because... Why angry? I just was like, why? I mean, we stumble in life. No, it's a commercial. You tell me all the time. If you fall,
Starting point is 01:21:30 you get back up. And that's all we started over. But it's getting back up. Go ahead. In New England. Okay. Well. I think our medicines got her on tilt a little bit. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 01:21:40 Yeah, on tilt. Maybe it does. You know what for sure it does? Not off but weird all day. Okay. Go ahead. Okay. So say you're mad at someone or whatever.
Starting point is 01:21:52 You can anonymously mail them sand with this special box. And when it opens up, sand will go everywhere. That's funny. It's like a glitter ball. It's funny. It is, but glitter bomb's like happy, you know, like glitter, happy. This is like... This is sand, and it's like really hard to vacuum up.
Starting point is 01:22:12 And it's, you can get it from RuinDays.com. Or if you're not into that, you can send old candles and they'll think... It's called what, Ruinidaday.com? That's terrible. That's terrible. ever when they lighted it. It stabs you. It stabs you.
Starting point is 01:22:38 No, I don't think I want to say when it smells. Have a terrible day. Here's how they describe it. When they light it, it smells like. When they light it, it smells like wet farts and bad breath. That's disgusting. That's terrible. That's so terrible.
Starting point is 01:22:52 Don't do that. But I mean, yeah. That was it. What was it? Was it Ryan Adams or Brian Adam? Brian. Okay, that's the bad one. I just making sure.
Starting point is 01:23:00 What do you mean? I just wanted to make sure. Because Ryan Adams is the cool one. Brian Adams is the cheesy one. Oh, that's not a good one you like. That's why I said it with such enthusiasm. No, no. Ryan Adams is cool.
Starting point is 01:23:10 Yeah, we like Ryan. The date of married married anymore. That's what we like. Brian is... I got my first real six string. That one, yeah. Like I got my first real six string. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:24 He's pretty woman. Which one's from Canada? This one. This one. Yeah. But this one also did the Robin Hood song. It's kind of a jam, though. Everything I do
Starting point is 01:23:34 I do it for you This was it, this was like a song Yeah, it really was I used to listen to this I dedicated it to Willow My old girlfriend on the radio on Willa? This from Robin Hood, Prince of Themes
Starting point is 01:24:05 And when you find me that You'll search no more You can tell me There's not one It's not one What is it? You know it's true Everything I look for you
Starting point is 01:24:35 Let's get the drums in here Sounds so jam Let's turn it up That's later on It just comes up with a little one here Later on it's like Hap for you Man that was a gym
Starting point is 01:24:50 Wow Not really All right Yeah that's my pile Hey Morgan number two You're 23 Do you know that song? Just yell
Starting point is 01:24:57 We shouldn't even have a microphone I know Our studio is so old, they just took away to microphone. Yell really loud. Yes, as you know that song. Okay, cool. Thank you. There's Amy's Pyle.
Starting point is 01:25:06 That's the morning, Courtney. Yeah, there you go. That was Amy's Pile of Stories. It's now time. B'Bah, B'Ban. Drum roll, please. I, over the course of the last two weeks or so, started this list of artists
Starting point is 01:25:19 with the intention of, hopefully you would listen and go, I like that. I'm going to check that out. These are artists that I say are very underrated. They can be rated super high, but I still think, wow, they're kind of underrated. At number 10 was Brandy Clark.
Starting point is 01:25:33 Since you've gone to have. Craig Campbell at 9. Lord, when I die. Luke Bryan at 8. Charlie Warsham at 7. Cody Johnson at 6. So then we have it. We're now in the top 5.
Starting point is 01:25:56 It's like, wow, who's it going to be? Like America was waiting. At number five was Lauren Elena Because man can she sing The passionate artist Kip Moore was at number three Aubrey Sellers' distinctive voice Meaning her perspective was at number two Yeah now mixed up
Starting point is 01:26:28 How many numbers? Three Eric Church is at two It's close to putting church in number one It's close So I'm gonna tell you because you guys are guessed Who you thought would be number one The guess is where Chris Jan
Starting point is 01:26:47 from Lunchbox and Amy and Eddie had picked unsigned artist Brandon Ray. I'm going to tell you you're both wrong. Oh, wow. So you can take another shot. I want another shot. Okay. In my opinion, the most underrated artist in country music. Now, you can be rated at any level and you can still be underrated.
Starting point is 01:27:02 Like, Luke is the biggest artist in our format. But I think as the artist side of it, the songwriter part of it, the musician. Like Luke is very underrated. That's why I put him on the list. I got it. Lunchbox. Since you put it that way, Garth Brooks. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:15 Garth Brooks is the greatest of all time. The greatest of all time. The greatest of all time. The greatest. The greatest. The greatest. He just said no matter what level you are on, you can be underrated. Not it. Close though.
Starting point is 01:27:29 I'm going to go with a female. Go ahead. I'm going to go Cam. Camm. Come on, Cam. Cam is the most underrated of all. Underrated. Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 01:27:39 Show me Cam. Oh, I'm ready. Amy. Bring it. Miranda Lambert. Miranda Lambert. Yeah. Huh.
Starting point is 01:27:46 What up? Again. What? It wins all the awards. Yeah, wins every award out there. I mean, Luke wins a lot of awards. Yeah. So does Garth?
Starting point is 01:27:55 Well, you made fun of Garth. Ladies and gentlemen, here we go. Here we go. Oh, George Strait. The most underrated artist in country music. Brothers Osborne. We're good. I'm talking about the whole package.
Starting point is 01:28:17 Can sing. John plays, T.J. sings. They literally shake the roof off of buildings when they play. They put an eight-minute guitar solo at the end of this song. They got away with it. And they got away with it. And then they put it on TV. And yeah, they've won the CMA for Best Duo.
Starting point is 01:28:40 Not a lot of duos, but they've won Best Duo, but it was a surprise both times. They're like, whoa, wow. But they are, in my opinion, the most underrated artist in country music. Brothers Osborne, I don't have a trophy, but You are fantastic Anybody have any dispute with that? No way. Good job.
Starting point is 01:29:10 I'm going to drop a pie off at their place. First, congratulations on being the most underrated artist. Amy does live next to one of them. In country music. Literally, look for. Wow. Good one, Bones. Wow. Are you surprised that you do?
Starting point is 01:29:25 didn't think it was going to be them. Yes. Looking back. Yes. Good. That's a good one. I like it. That's what I do.
Starting point is 01:29:30 That's what I do. The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. I'm going to go, but I want to say thanks for hanging out with us today. We'll see you tomorrow. If you missed any of this show, you can search Bobby Bones show on iTunes and here's the whole show or on IHart Radio. Here's the whole show.
Starting point is 01:29:47 I'm going to put up an entire podcast and just a little bit about my top 10 most underrated artists. explain why from 10 to 1. So I feel like music. Listen, my whole underrated artist list is completely subjective. It's just my opinion. Being around it, being close to it, getting to see it in a different way than a lot of people do. Make it to watch it one inch away and also 100 miles away. So it's pretty cool for me to be able to do that. But a podcast will go up really soon, a bobbycast. And Devin Dawson, I think, is coming by to the podcast tomorrow. So it'll be good. Just search Bobbycast. Same places.
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