The Bobby Bones Show - Trick or Treating Age Limit + Bobby Completes Most Underrated Country Artists List +Will Lunchbox Catch Amy's Shingles?
Episode Date: September 26, 2017The 'too old to trick-or-treat' debate, Lunchbox thinks he's going to catch shingles from Amy and Bobby reveals his most underrated country artist Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.ihea...rtpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
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Come on, Bobby.
Good morning.
Welcome to Tuesday show.
Good morning, studio.
Morning.
Do you know Amy has made Instagram accounts for her kids already?
No.
What?
Yeah.
Like individually, there are two of them?
Yeah.
I haven't posted anything on them.
They're just for them so that when they get here, they already have them.
Because their legit names were already taken.
So I had to kind of play around and use like an underscore.
Whatever.
At least they have them.
So when they're ready to start using them, we're good to go.
If you're new to the show, Amy has two kids.
They're living in Haiti.
She's adopted them.
We're just waiting for whatever paperwork to go through.
By the way, we've been waiting for four and a half years.
Yeah.
And apparently the whole country's on strike.
Your judges run strike.
Well, the whole country is back in order.
It's fine.
It's just the judges they're holding out for more money.
It's not like a country shakedown or anything.
What's the latest on your kids?
That's the latest.
My kids are healthy, doing great.
They're fine.
But, you know, until these key judges who sign off the paperwork go back to work,
there could be a small window where our paperwork makes it through
if, like, one of the judges comes in for a day or so.
I'm bored.
I don't know.
Do you think you will have them by Christmas?
Oh, my goodness, yes.
I mean, originally, remember my agency told me September, October at the latest?
Well, okay.
So we're there.
We're already there.
We're there.
So I think with the little judge hold up, their little vacation that they're on until they get more money.
You know, we're still in that window.
Yes.
If I do not have them before Christmas, I don't even know.
I might pick up and just have to move to Haiti.
Like, I need them in my life.
Okay.
Let's get her a Campbell suit, Camden, string, and I'd do the show like that.
Oh, yeah, minor, minor problem.
I know I do the show.
Technology, yeah.
But my daughter's 10, and I totally see her starting Instagram, like, soon.
Yeah, anyway, Amy got her kid's Instagram already.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was the whole point.
That's it.
Follow her, you should follow them.
They had no pictures yet.
What are their names?
I won't.
I don't.
If you guys can follow them.
Oh, I think of the listeners.
And then all people have to do is go see who we're following and then follow them.
But it's a private account.
They would have to accept you as their friend.
Didn't accept everybody.
I got a piece of gum for the class
You know what I mean?
Recognizing people
Doing cool things
It's ICU
Frida is a yellow lab
Have you seen this
Frida saved 12 people from the rubble
Following the Mexican earthquakes
She's a member of the Mexican Navy
K-9 unit
She saved 12 people after the earthquake
hit in just the last few weeks
Oh wow
She wears black booties and goggles
So dust doesn't get in her eyes
And she rummages to the rubble
In her lifetime, Frida, the lab, I say 53 people, and she locates victims, constantly, smells and locates them.
And it's like, she's amazing.
She's unlike fatigues.
Yeah, she's all decked out.
Yes, isn't that awesome?
Love it.
So, Frida, the Lab, I see you.
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It's producer Raymond in California.
A passenger jet had an emergency landing at the Fresno Airport.
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Plain did land safely.
Nobody was injured.
They said it was a mechanical problem.
In other news, Anthony Wiener, the former New York congressman,
he was sentenced to 21 months in prison.
And finally, in weather news, Hurricane Maria, it's offshore,
but it's going to bring rain and strong winds to North Carolina
and parts of the coast over the next couple of days.
Here's your ridiculous thing in the day.
Some schools are now banning the concept of having a best friend.
Instead, they want students to focus on bonding with all their classmates.
It's also for projects.
They have a partner they've never had before.
Well, that's not new.
That bottom part doesn't bother me.
No.
But real life, you have people your closer to than just everybody.
Yeah.
Like, we all don't get along with everybody.
Yeah.
It's okay to have best friends.
It's okay to have confidence.
Yeah, that's a really dumb thing, huh?
Yeah.
You're talking about overly PC.
And I'm all for exposing kids to new things and how you should try and learn.
But to say no best friends because you need to bond with everyone, like, that's not getting you ready for real life.
No, that's not real life at all.
Scientists say that our body, if healthy, should live to about 114 years old.
Okay, I'm on it.
That means...
Wow.
That's old.
That's real old.
You know what the most common headline I see on the news?
Because I read the news every morning.
Olds, world's oldest person dies.
Yeah.
I see that one a lot.
Is that news that's going to happen, right?
Yes.
Every time I see it.
I'm like, there's another one.
But it's pretty common.
Some people, I wonder if they got to be the world's oldest person for like an hour.
That's a quick one.
They have to verify now because people just lie.
Yeah, I know.
These other countries, they lie.
They have these things called beer baths.
They say you should take a beer bath because beer is loaded with nutrients that soften your skin.
And the hops can boost your circulation and relax your muscles.
So beer baths are so popular in Europe that you can go to a beer spa.
They even have swimming pools filled with beer.
Wow.
It does seem gross.
Listen, I've never tasted beer and it smells bad and it seems sticky,
but I wouldn't want to get anything that's sticky on you.
Of course, Amy's going to be like, wow.
I would do it for soft skin.
Would you though?
I will.
Do you want me to do?
Yes, please.
That's a lot of beer in your bad time.
It sounds expensive.
The $350 Levi jacket is available today.
It will use sensors in the sleeve and you control your phone with your sensors in your sleeve.
Like there's little things on your sleeve where you can hit and go, you know, Siri, what's the weather, phone skip, all of that.
So cool.
Into the jean jacket.
It's like back to the future.
Say you can be denim.
Look cool.
And be cool.
Like it's like, you know, keep a country, but keep a tech at the same time.
You know what I mean?
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Tuesday positivity.
It's me your buddy, Bobby.
Time for Tell me something good.
Amy, give me some good.
news. Well, there's this little girl she's fighting cancer and she keeps her mind off her own
problems by seeking donations of warm socks for other sick kids in the hospital. And she's raised
2,300 pairs of socks, which cold feet is a legit real thing when you're in the hospital and
it's super cool that she took it on as a 12 year old when she has her own issues. Lunchbox. A nine year
old girl was at Girl Scouts and they were learning life saving information. So later that day, her mom
her in a wreck. She is able to pull her mom from the car, call 911, all because of what she learned
at Girl Scouts. Wow. Hey. Okay, here's a mom in San Antonio named Kimberly, and she's been taking
her couponing skills and using it for diapers, baby food, hygiene products, all for hurricane
victims, and she'd be doing it for so long. And so she had a rundown car. And so the people
at the store and the store all got together and bought her a new car. Wow. Wow. They also
got with the car dealer. And they got her a $15,000 Kia Rio Sedan.
Whoa, that's so cool.
So she had been collecting people for so long
and she had been struggling.
Yeah.
So they got the card deal.
They got everyone involved
and helped her out.
Ah, look at that.
Man, good news.
Positivity.
That's what it's all about.
Come on, y'all.
This is a story about the snake.
I don't know if you guys saw this,
but the woman goes inside the restaurant
and gets a bit by the snake
as soon as she walks in.
Oh.
Copyhead got her?
No.
I mean, goosebumps.
You're sitting down to eat
and then a snake bites you?
Yeah, she was bitten by a snake
and she walked in in Virginia.
She went into the Longhorn Steakhouse
and she was like, oh, my foot.
And she reached down
and she had been bitten several times
by an eight inch long copperhead,
which, by the way, is not that big of a snake,
but it's still a copperhead.
That's still a poisonous snake.
Yeah.
It's still a snake.
And I'm not trying to take away anything from it,
but eight inches is not that big.
It's, in your mind, everybody's going big snake
going to...
Yeah, because you might be thinking,
how did they miss that?
Right.
It's a small snake.
But still, the snake got in
and people like how did it get in?
There are many ways they can it in.
It's getting it through food transfer
and getting it through, you're bringing
things in.
Doors open.
Yep.
But all that being said,
she got bit by a snake in a restaurant.
She said the pain was excruciating.
She was taken to the hospital.
They gave her annavenom.
And she spent the next five days in the hospital.
Oh.
A spokesman for, that's how serious it is.
Five days?
A spokesman for Longhorns of the restaurant chain
is providing all the assistance it can.
Like if she don't get free steaks for life
Like
Oh my goodness
Once my little sister was in a pizza place
And we were young
And the door fell on her
In the bathroom
Oh no
She pulled the door
And the whole door fell on her
And heard her real bad
And so the pizza place was like
We were so poor
We didn't know
We didn't know the difference
They gave us free dinner
And she
That was it
But she had like bills and stuff
Free dinner for that night
Or for?
That dinner
That night
Yeah
But we didn't
Like really
We didn't know the difference
We didn't know
about suing. And so we were just happy to get
like 14 bucks of free pizza, but she was hurt
for a while. Dang, that's crazy.
Not's crazy, the snake biting someone, though.
Like, she walked in, like, them to them, gonna give me
some long horse steak cows, mashed potatoes.
There we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd skinny.
So Darius Rucker has teamed up
with Charles Kelly, Jason Aldeen,
and Luke Bryan for a song
on his new album. Darius says
Logistics kept them from singing
the song together in the studio, so they recorded
their parts separately, but the song comes together nicely.
It's an old song, too.
It's a cover song.
Yeah, straight to hell.
That's what it's called.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
Hey, Lizzie, go ahead.
Reva McIntyre, she just signed on with the deal with Justin Boots to design her own line.
The collection is inspired by her life.
And there's going to be casual boots, booties, classic Western boots, and it should be in stores really, really soon.
I'm glad she could find some work.
She probably needed the money.
I know.
I'm Amy.
That's your 30-second skinny.
Bobby Bones Show
Boney up the day.
This story comes to us from Georgia.
A family drove 12 hours on vacation.
They're real excited to get there,
pull up in the hotel parking lot,
and accidentally hit the gas,
drive right through the fence,
into the swimming pool.
Oh, no.
Not a good start to the vacation.
That gas and break issue.
No, it's not an issue.
I've driven for...
No, I don't have it, but...
21 years I've driven.
and I've never driven the car into a pool or a house.
Yeah.
Knock on wood.
But still.
Look at it.
Yeah, that stinks, man.
Everybody got out, right?
Yeah, I'm Lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
No, there's no gas and brake issue, AIM.
Well, I mean, we just have stories often, you know?
Yeah.
From you.
Yeah.
Not me.
I don't make that mistake.
Only once is minor.
Oh, yeah.
Get your bones on this is a bobby-mone show.
Hey.
This town says if you're 16.
you cannot go trick-or-treat, and if you do, we'll find you $200.
How do you feel about that?
Lots of people want to talk, and I'll go to Megan in Newport, North Carolina.
Hey, Megan.
Hey.
Your thoughts?
I think it is an awesome thing because my four-year-old, last year when I took him to trick-or-treating,
the can's not come down because they don't care about the little kids,
they care about the candy, and they just basically run over the little kids for the candy.
So I think it's awesome.
That way the little kids can actually enjoy trick-or-treating.
Teenagers can go buy.
their own candy. A four-year-old can't go get a job and get its own candy. I agree with you, Megan.
I'm on team Megan. I appreciate you. Thank you for calling.
Thank you. All right. Let me take another one here. Hello, Jennifer in Virginia Beach.
I personally think if they're willing to dress up and they can behave themselves, go for it. Let them do it.
I mean, in Virginia Beach, the cutoff is 12.
Oh. I'm okay with 12. None of my kids can do it.
Like, that's borderline. Twelve is even borderline for me. It's like you're in junior high.
Wow.
You don't go knocking on people's doors begging for candy.
By the way, let's just not beg for candy anymore.
I say cut all trick-or-treating.
Okay.
Yeah, we just hand out free stuff all the time.
So I have a question for you, though.
Sometimes younger siblings, like for the, so the parents stay home and hand out candy,
they go trick-or-treating with the older siblings, so they have someone watching over them.
That's different.
That's different.
If you're a 13-year-old...
If your kid's walking with other kids, he's not trick-or-treating, they have a bag of a mask, that's fine.
Okay.
So there's no reason to...
16 year old should be trick-or-treating unless they're not cause in trouble, that's all.
And not only wanting more opinions, just my opinion.
Kimberly and Cape, just kidding, Cape Girl.
Hey, Kimberly.
Hi, there.
What do you think?
I think that there is no issue with 16-year-olds going out trick-or-treating.
My daughter is an honor student.
She is working on getting her associate's degree while she is in high school, and she wants to go
trick-or-treating with her friends.
I think there's no issue with it.
Doesn't she have better things to do at 16 years old than
to go out and knock on doors and beg for many paydays.
You're not begging.
Yes, you are.
That's what that is.
Twinkle tweet.
My friend stayed home and watched a whole bunch of scary movies.
But this year they want to go out, and I think there's absolutely nothing wrong with it.
And then again, what's the point that Amy had?
What about the parents or the older siblings that get dressed up to take out their younger siblings or children?
Yeah, that's what I said.
I'm okay with that.
I'm okay.
Eddie, how do you feel about teenagers?
16-year-olds out trick-or-treating while you're out there with your kids?
I don't like it.
They're up to no good.
And, like, if they're going to go with, like, their siblings, whatever, don't ask for candy.
Just go supervise, like, a parent would.
But, yeah, you see them pull up and they're all loud and, like, they're laughing.
They come with their plastic bags and they cut in front of kids.
No, stay at home.
Like, anyone with kids, that's me or Eddie, we're like, yeah, there's just no need for a seat.
Unless 16-year-olds, for the most part, I have to cause trouble on trick-or-treat night.
Oh.
Otherwise, they go to parties.
See, I'm not a picture.
Or they watch movies.
But okay.
Because you don't cost trouble.
Well, maybe they just have a five-house limit.
See, now we're talking on a row.
Okay.
You get to go to five houses and then go to...
You get a stamp every house and on your fifth stand.
You get your five pieces of candy and then you go to someone's house and you have a little party.
Here's one more.
How about this?
Joseph, you disagree with me.
Go ahead.
I'm glad you called.
Go ahead.
Hi.
I'm just calling the way in.
Honestly, it kind of loves me the wrong way that lawmakers are taking the time out of their day to say,
hey, if a 16-year-old is trick-or-treating, let's charge them $200 bucks.
I don't know.
I don't think that's their job, honestly.
I think it's like if kids out loitering
when he shouldn't be hanging out past 8 p.m.
I mean, I think it's to make other people safe.
I think lawmakers's job is to make other people safe,
including young kids.
So these are city lawmakers too.
And it's not like they got a lot to do in a small town.
Well, then why not just say, hey, if you're 16,
behave while you're trigger treating.
Yeah, like that works.
Hey, everyone, behave.
We should just throw that roll out there generally.
Everyone, just behave.
Hey, thank you for the call.
Yeah, let's try.
that. Everybody today, behave. If you were thinking about breaking the law, don't.
There you go. She has spoken, everyone. The end.
Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones Show.
We're talking about kids after age 16, not being able
legally to go trick-or-treating. In 16, you're
basically an adult. You can almost vote. You can go beg for candy. And Eddie's got
two young kids, and he's like, teenagers, they're just trouble out there when they're
trick-or-treating. And not all of them, but we're talking about
most. And I'm surprised you guys don't think they're casing your houses, by the way.
As much as you guys think everybody's casing houses,
I'm surprised you guys never go,
I bet they're casing our house.
No.
No, I think adults do it.
Yeah, yeah.
They're almost adults.
No, but they're not yet.
Danielle and Boston, how are you?
I'm good.
How you doing?
Good.
What do you think?
So I'm a high school teacher,
and I think I don't want my students
growing up that quickly.
If I prefer them to be out,
trick-of-treat, and having a nice holsom night,
then get and going to take parties
or doing things that are way too old
for 16-year-olds to do.
So I say, have a good holson night
trick-or-treating, don't cause trouble.
But I take my elementary school son out anytime with those kids.
You know, I don't, and I appreciate the call, I don't think that's mutually exclusive.
You don't have a kid who's going to go, instead of partying, I shall go trick-or-treating.
They're probably going to do both.
They're probably going to trick-or-tree, go get a bunch of candy.
Then party.
Yeah, you're not going to not party to go trick-or-treating.
Like, if you wanted a party, you're going to party.
Oh, what?
That's going to happen anyway.
Yeah, they're just too big to be running around when they're three-year-olds walking around.
That's my whole point.
Okay.
And they wouldn't make this law if kids weren't getting hurt.
Like, this wouldn't be an issue.
Well, I need to see stats on children or 16 year olds getting hurt.
Not 60.
None of the kids.
The little ones are getting hurt.
I mean, stats on 16 year olds that have hurt kids.
Okay.
I just think it's silly.
I don't.
I do.
You're making me agree with lunchbox.
And that's funny.
And that's enough for you to go.
I probably shouldn't be right.
Eddie's a parent.
He's seen his kids get run over by bigger kids.
It's weird.
Like, you see the big kids show up and you just grab your kids.
Like, okay, hold on.
Let's skip this house.
house, there's kids like going to that house.
Oh, come on.
I'm serious.
I mean, I was a kid once, too.
I don't recall getting run over by big kids.
Yeah.
If a majority of parents say, if they saw their kid behaving badly on a playground,
obviously they'd stop them, but would they stop someone else's child?
Ooh.
Eddie's had that predicament.
I have.
I have.
I don't mess with other kids.
I've done it once, and it's a weird thing.
A majority of mothers would.
60% of the mom's poll said it's okay to scold other people's kids.
Man.
And, weird.
That's, I,
I don't mess with OPP.
Other people's property.
Yeah, kids.
Yeah, this kid was spraying me at the pool and I had to tell him, I stopped, stop it right now.
And then I was like, ooh, shouldn't have done that.
If he's spraying you, though.
Yeah, I know.
I should have just whooped him.
Yeah, and you only said stop.
Yeah, but I was like, stop it right now.
How old was the kid?
He was probably 10.
It's kind of too old.
But then I looked around like, where is people?
Parents, they must see him spraying me.
If he was like four, I would understand.
Ten, he's just being obnoxious.
Yeah, I know.
And he left, too.
He's like, uh-oh.
If a grown man yelling at me.
Grown man at the pool yelling at me.
Why is the old man yelling at me?
Was he spraying him with like, just his hands?
No, it was one of those fountains that go straight up and he had his foot on it and
angled it right towards me while I was sitting.
What a punk!
I know, man.
I got so angry.
What a punk kid?
Stop it right now.
What if that was your kid doing that at somebody?
I would tell him, like, stop.
Don't do that.
I'm sorry, then I would apologize to the parent.
What if another parent told your kid to stop?
I'd be upset.
Yeah, I don't like this.
You can scold your kids, but other parents, I don't like that.
So the parent should come up to you and be like, hey, sir, your kid is over there doing that?
Yes.
And let the parent take care of it.
So you regret saying stop it.
Oh, man.
As soon as I said, I'm like, oh, shouldn't have done that.
Then what do you do?
I just left it.
You just walked away.
Walked away.
I'm out.
Good night, everybody.
See you tomorrow.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Hey, by the way, I'm done with all the calls.
Halloween. My final say is that if you can drive, you don't need to be trick-or-treating for
Kit Katz. Like, if you can drive up, you don't need to be trick-and-treating. I'm not saying
it's right, but I'm saying I agree with the city. Amy does not. Amy thinks that, heck, you can
fly an airplane, land it, and get out and go, you know. You don't have to even drive around. You can just
walk around with your friends, get candy. Okay, cool. So we agree to disagree. Yep. Cool. How about
this? And now I want to give you this, never going to get it. And then,
And this one's a funny one.
A survey found that four out of ten women think their husbands do this when no one's around, right?
Gosh, it can be so many things.
I'm just going to throw that out there because I'm going to come back to it in a minute.
But it's pretty much half of women think when nobody's around their husbands do this, right?
Now, I do have a smile on my face because of what the answer is.
So I'll leave it at that from right now, and we'll come back to it.
I think you guys are going to laugh.
And I don't want to give you too much of it, but there's this.
that. Amy has shingles on her face. And what shingles are, it's a virus that derives from
chicken pox. And when you have stress older in life, it comes out. And it's very painful.
And it's very contagious. And lunchbox is worried now that you're going to give him the shingles.
Yeah. I was scared to touch anything you touched yesterday. Like I would wait. If you went out of the
studio, I waited for someone to go after you to touch the door handle first because chicken pox are
contagious and so I'm worried that I'm going to get shingles now.
Have you had chicken box?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, yeah, you can only get shingles if you've had chicken pox, first of all.
Second of all, you would have to come over to my forehead, which I've been wearing a hat,
and you would have to touch my head to get the shingles.
I have not, I'm not touching them.
If you haven't touched your face at all and then touched your...
If I have touched my face, like when I washed my face this morning, I've washed my hands a couple of times.
You're fine.
And my doctor said, I'm 100% safe to come to work.
and even if you did touch my face,
there's like one in one million chance you'd get it.
Well, I don't like that.
How much to lick her face?
Do it.
How much to lick it?
Lick it, lick it.
$100.
To lick her face?
To lick her forehead where she'd go to.
And I'm wearing a hat.
I'd probably do it for $100.
Okay, then you're not that worried.
Everybody's got a price.
Well, I mean, money's money, girl.
Girl.
What?
All right, never going to get it.
Four out of ten women, basically half,
think that their husband.
do this when they're not around.
And Amy, I'm going to let you try to ruin it.
Go ahead.
Bubble bath.
A bubble bath.
Okay.
That's not it.
About a half of women think that their husbands do this when no one's around.
Emily in Ohio, go ahead.
I think they pick their nose.
Yeah, I probably do.
That's not it.
That's probably like 99%.
It's probably 99.
Thank you.
That's not it.
Thank you for calling.
Let's go to Leah in Dayton, Ohio.
What do you think?
So, when the wives away, the husbands will play.
What are they doing?
Watch his chick flicks
No, that's not this answer
I appreciate you calling though
Hey, Bo and Tampa
Yeah, I think
Dancing around the house naked
Tell me more about what you do
I'm not saying I do
Nah
Come on Bob
Come on
Come on
No
Come on
No
No
No
No, no
No, that's not it
Bo, thank you though
Lunchbox
It's easy
Try on makeup
That's it
That was easy
that's it.
Try on makeup.
That's it.
Try on makeup.
Guys, why are you doing that?
Lunchbox, tell us why.
Yeah, you didn't know it.
So go ahead.
You first?
I've never tried it.
But, I mean, that was just the first thing that popped to my head because you said we're
going to laugh and we're going to want to talk about it.
So I didn't want to get it right.
But, I mean, what I do is I get things right and...
Okay, you can do all you want.
Why do you try on your wife's makeup?
Never try on my wife's makeup.
And what's your favorite kind of makeup?
Like, is it mascara or blood?
What if we like knocked on his door and he opens up and full mascara?
It's got a fool on makeup.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Tell me why this is happening.
Like, anybody call in and willing to admit they do this while their wife's away.
Now, as someone has to put on makeup for television a lot.
Different.
Okay, but still, I can tell you that it does make you look better.
Makeup makes you look better.
Now, I don't put on eye makeup or anything like that.
It's just whatever the stuff you.
The base.
Yeah.
Cover.
Whatever.
Yeah, it does.
And it does make you look better.
I'll look at myself sometimes and go, dang, I'm kind of good lucking right now when I put a bunch of makeup on.
But I don't know how to put it on, nor do I actually care if no one's around.
It's like when I have to get spray tan, I wouldn't do it unless I had to.
Unless I had to do TV stuff.
Like I have the Opry on Wednesday night.
I have to shoot a thing with Blake Shelton this weekend.
And so I've got it, so I have to go get a spray tan.
I wouldn't, it's a good.
Yeah, most of the time you're not tanned.
No, like it at me right now.
Yeah, you're good.
I look like crap.
Yep.
And I'm fine with it.
Right.
But what of your husband just said, Amy, I'd like to try your makeup on in front of you?
I feel like, why?
You don't need it.
No.
Why?
Have you ever tried on anything of your husband's like his wighty-tidey's just to see?
No.
You never put them on to see what they felt like?
No.
I mean, I've ever worn boxers before.
Just to see what they felt like.
No?
Just like wear them.
Well, maybe guys just want to wear them.
Blush?
I don't know.
It doesn't define the makeup.
I don't know.
Okay.
I didn't know if they're like putting.
it on, just like have it on around the house, or they sneak it on real quick so when they go out
they look better.
That's when they're not there.
I would assume they put it according to this.
They put it on just to see what it would look like and if it makes them look better.
That's weird.
I do think that man makeup will be a thing in the next 10 years.
Oh, I hope not.
Really?
And not the same way to do your eyes all black.
But again, Zitz and.
Sure.
I mean, they already have guide spanks.
They have a lot of things that we didn't think guys would have.
I just know how much it delays a woman when they put on makeup.
I can just, I don't want to take another 50 minutes.
Eddie, you're the latest person I know.
I know.
That means I'll be real late.
You're the way.
You don't have to put makeup on the future.
You're good.
You'll be way old.
You'll be way old.
It's like the young kids will be doing it.
Oh, okay.
You'll be 100.
Okay.
So like five years.
It's not funny.
I'm not that old, dude.
I know.
I know.
I'm one year older than you.
And you don't need bronzer.
You already have...
No, I'm good.
I'm good on the tan.
Yeah.
And I guess you always wear a hat, so you don't need any to cover up the ball, like the shiny.
Now I'm talking.
Okay.
Thank you for all the calls.
Hey, Jessica, good morning.
Good morning.
I'm really glad you called.
I think you have something interesting to say.
I'd like for you to share it with the show.
Go ahead.
You know, a lot of girls watch makeup tutorials.
And I was watching one.
And my husband was like, I wonder what it's like to, you know, do smoky eyes.
I was like, well, you know, we could always try it out.
And so one night we did makeup and I gave my husband smoky eyes.
And then the other thing that he really thought was interesting was, you know,
girls always wear a leggings.
And so I gave him a pair of mine to try on.
And he was like, these are the most comfortable things I've ever worn in my life.
See?
And so if you haven't tried it, I think lunchbox would love a parrot leggings.
Is that the yoga pants?
Is that what you're talking about?
Kind of a little tighter.
But yeah, Jessica, I'll tell you, I wear yoga pants because my girlfriend bought it for me.
And actually, man, whatever they're called leggings.
Because I saw Batista wearing them, the wrestler.
And fighters wear them all the time.
I started wearing them.
They're awesome.
And they hold things in place and my butt doesn't shape.
Like, there's a reason.
Listen, I haven't done smoky eyes yet.
I'm not even hating that.
Hey, thank you for calling
And also your husband's gonna kill you
But I appreciate you calling the show
He's still in bed, so we're good
All right, all right
Hey, listen, I appreciate you
Thank you
You're welcome
Ah, we got one boys
We should celebrate that one
That's a good call right there
I want to say something
It really bothers me that America is so divided
Over this Halloween thing
You know what I mean?
It's like, can 16 year old stric or treat
Like this town's like, no more.
If you're 16, you can't trick-a-trick, you're too old, you're hurting kids.
Like young kids are trying to trick-treat, 16-year-olds are just knocking them out of the way.
And so I'm all for, if you're old enough to drive, wait, ho-way, I thought I had some.
If you're old enough to drive to the door, you're old enough to drive to store.
There you go.
Yeah, yeah.
But we disagreed.
The show disagreed all.
We were all different opinions.
But, yeah, so divisive America.
That's this Halloween thing, you know what I mean?
It's so frustrating.
So frustrating.
Let's do the skinny.
Bobby Bones show.
The latest.
Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
So we also
Heidi Kloom at the IHeart
Music Festival or IHeart Radio Festival
and she looked amazing.
She's had a boyfriend for the last three
years and they just broke up.
She's available now.
And as you know, she's, what did we Google yesterday?
She's 44. He's 31,
some art curator and I guess they've been together
three years and they've split. So that means
at the IHeart Festival. She was single.
Yeah, I mean, she was giving me
smoky eyes. Did you think so?
Yeah, I mean, I felt it a bit, but I just didn't know.
And the photo that they're using on all the stories to click on is her photo from the I-Heart Festival.
She was a little too skinny for me.
Yeah, I think she's just natural.
In human life, she's a little too skinny.
I was like, wow, because on TV, you look thicker anyway.
That's true.
And I was with her for two nights.
Like, we hung out.
We were standing next to each other watching Jared Lotto perform.
And I was like, man, you're really skinny.
Was she really tall in person?
Tall and heels.
Yes.
And she had hills.
She was tall, yeah.
And her skin was like so beautiful and soft.
I didn't touch it, but I could just tell that it was really soft.
So Thomas Wrette and his wife Lauren, they gave People Magazine a sneak peek inside their daughter's newly decorated bedrooms.
And if you want to check them out, we've got it up at bobbybones.com.
You're not going to see a lot of pink.
They're not into that, but tons and tons of Dr. Seuss books.
And it's plus it's cute just to see, you know, them give a little tour of their home.
Again, that's bobby bones.com to check it out.
I'm Amy.
That's your 30 second skinny.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
Earlier we were talking about how apparently almost half a men when their wives are gone, try on their wives' makeup.
They don't want them to know, but they try it on.
Andrea and Raleigh, how are you?
Hey, good.
How are you guys?
We're really good.
What would you say about this?
I won't say that I called him, per se, but he called me because he had, I know Amy can appreciate this, put on eyeliner and black mascara, of course, and black eyeshadow because he was trying to practice for his Jack Sparrow Halloween costume.
And he couldn't get it off.
Now, do you believe that's why he was doing it?
I do because we did talk about it, like a couple of weeks prior,
but I will say he did not dress up like Jack Sparro at Halloween.
That's pretty funny.
Okay.
Did you help him get it off?
Yes, he couldn't figure out the whole makeup remover and the process of that.
He's like, this is way too much work.
I don't know why and how you guys do this every day.
You know he's at home going, what can I say to get out of this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jack Sparrow, that's the ticket.
He had it running down his face.
I mean, it was horrible.
Oh, Andrea.
Thank you for sharing that story with us.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
Thank you.
Hey, Rebecca and Virginia Beach, good morning.
Good morning.
How are y'all doing?
We're really good.
Thanks for calling.
What's happening with you?
Well, I just wanted to comment on the morning corny.
I absolutely love it.
Well, Amy's worried over there.
I know.
She was like, I think my, I don't even want to say.
I'm just going to let her tell the joke.
Rebecca, would you like to stay on the phone and hear a Morning Corny live?
Oh, my gosh.
That would be absolutely.
Okay.
It might be the one that...
Here we go.
This is it.
The Morning Corny!
What do you call a sketch...
What do you call...
Okay.
What do you call a sketchy...
It's funny.
Okay.
What do you...
Oh, my good.
Okay.
What do you call?
The morning corny.
What do you call a sketchy?
Okay, stop.
What do you call?
We're doing nothing.
We're doing nothing.
Go ahead.
I'm talking to myself.
The morning corny.
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Spaghetti.
That's kind of.
raised it.
Is it?
Like, that's why I was worried.
The Spaghetti.
Sketchy Italian neighborhood like spaghetti,
but spaghetti.
It's bad, isn't it?
That's why I couldn't even say it.
Here's the problem.
There's so many problems with it.
She said,
What in the world?
It's so wrong.
I, yeah.
I'm suspiciting myself.
I'm suspending myself
I was the first self-sus suspension ever
I'm suspending myself
Oh
Huh
Interesting
I just
I just feel like when you're going toward any sort of nationality or ethnic
group even with Eddie with his Mexican child
Yeah and I'm Mexican
People say like
It didn't
People say a lot of things
Johnny Cash song about in the ghetto
No that was Elvis
Elvis Presley
and you're also referencing the 1960s
yeah
yes this was in the heart of the 60s
who knows
I don't even know who's saying it
yeah
go to the caller please
oh
Rebecca go ahead
your thoughts
oh I'm telling it at my morning meeting still
I tell them every day
could be an HR problem
just letting you know
this was good
This was good
Don't suspend yourself, please
Okay
She liked it
Does she have any Italians at work with her
It's not about Italian being the racist part
Yeah
Not racism as in a particular race
But just maybe insensitive to where
Like I
Okay Rebecca, thank you
Yes
No thank you guys so much
I appreciate you
All right appreciate you
Okay well it just kind of
Worked with spaghetti
you're still laughing
yeah
because I can't
because I'm laughing
because I'm like
I can't believe
I'm telling this
but you have like
an hour to think about it
yeah
and then I just
I try to talk to you about it
and you said not to tell you about it
just do it
I like to just know the joke
yeah
I don't like to
we don't look at scripts
before we go on the air
that's why that
all that just happens
talking to my guys
trying on their whites
makeup whenever she's not around
apparently it's happening
in a lot of places
people are calling.
Ryan's on.
This is the first guy
that's called in
that we'll admit to doing it.
Ryan, hello?
How you doing?
Good.
I'm glad you called.
Share it with the show
your story, please.
Well, here's the thing.
I mean,
I'm willing to admit it,
but basically,
I feel my wife buys
overpriced makeup.
And she tries to tell me
all the reasons
on why it's fantastic
and better than the other one,
but what better way
than to try it yourself
and see if there's
Actually a difference.
How do we feel about this answer?
Now, I got no problem.
You want to try to make a bond?
Try to make a bond.
However, he has an excuse here.
How do we feel about this excuse?
Amy?
It's fine.
I get it.
But I mean, that would be sort of like my husband being like,
I have like, you know, $30 shoes,
and then I got some way more expensive pairs shoes
and him being like,
I just want to try on your heels to see what the difference is.
Or it's like, you know what?
Your Walmart panties versus your Victoria.
You know what?
Let me try both of these on and see if it's
really worth the money, you know?
So, Ryan, like, I hear
your story. But like...
And what did you, what was
your conclusion, Ryan?
Well, here's the main thing that I
tried it on was lipstick, which...
Oh, you can't tell.
Come on, Ryan.
And I even wore it out
for a night out with the guys just to
verify that it was actually not going to wear off like she claimed.
Okay.
You really committed to your credit.
Yeah, go ahead.
I went with a neutral color to not be as noticeable, but I was so embarrassed when I even
walked into my buddies that I had to call myself out right from start just to eliminate any
ridiculing.
Okay.
Well, I appreciate your honesty.
Like, that to me says a lot about you.
You're very honest about this.
So thank you for calling the show.
Yeah.
I think maybe you just like wearing makeup, though.
I mean, I think you just like wearing makeup.
And now your friends know, so.
Yeah, so it's all good.
Isn't the real question be how many times I've done it?
You can like it just once.
Have you done it more since?
No, just once.
All right.
Hey, buddy, all seriousness, thank you for calling.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
What if your husband wanted to wear your lipstick?
And just to see?
No.
Just to see, because he can't spend much money on it.
Just to see.
I mean, I guess if you wanted to just, but not out with his buddies.
Oh, you think that's the line.
Well, because then I would just feel like there's something more to it.
Do you see these pods at school?
Oh, yes, and they're amazing.
You can go to sleep in these pods at school.
Yeah.
Some of these schools are building pods, so if like in between classes or if you have your test done, you can go and just take a nap in them.
Awesome.
Love it.
Sleep is so important, especially when you're a kid.
Yeah, I'm a big believer in.
that's like
before you go to school
and after
because I just feel like kids
are going to be doing
bad things in these pods.
Huh?
No, no, no.
I just don't trust kids.
Like I, you get in a pod?
Who knows what they're going to be doing
to the pod?
Isn't there a pod monitor?
Oh, no.
Now we've got to hire a pod monitor.
Oh.
Listen, I think, you know,
airports are doing these two.
They're building these places
that you can go and take naps
which just sounds like a nightmare
because I'll go and not wake up
and mess like seven flights.
Oh my goodness, yeah.
You can't give me options.
It's basically what I'm saying.
If you give me
options, I'm going to take them and screw up.
So, yeah, so our schools are starting to put those in in certain schools to test them out.
Sleep is all the rage right now.
I love it.
It's the new hip thing to get rest, yeah?
Yeah.
Took my dog to the vet yesterday to get some blood work done.
And it was also his one week checkup after his last round of chemo.
He's had two rounds of chemo now.
And so the vet said he's doing good as far as through two rounds of chemo.
He's maintained pretty much his weight, his energy level.
He has normal like poops, which is good.
So he gets to keep going.
So he gets to keep going.
He only gets three more total.
They can only give him five.
He has to go back in two weeks for an ultrasound.
That's when they look back in the organ to see if he has cancer, see if it's popped up again.
So two more weeks.
And then that'll be a whole longer visit.
But people ask a lot, so I'll update you.
And that's where he went yesterday.
He went to get a bunch of blood work done.
And so, yeah, just dealing with it.
You know what he does?
he has a lot of energy and then he just sleeps for a long time.
And then a lot of energy and he sleeps.
He's kind of become a little punk too because I've been giving him lots of treats.
So now he begs.
And he just begs for everything.
All they're like,
give me food.
It's like human food.
He was off the human food train.
Yeah, but that's okay.
He can have it now, right?
A little bit.
Yeah.
Unless it doesn't make him sick.
I give it to him.
But yeah,
I have to worry that it's going to make a stomach sick.
But here's a little girl who released a balloon to see how far it would go
and they're sure to know it on the back of it.
It was one of those silver balloons.
You know you go to store like Hobby Lobby, and they have normal balloons,
but they have the big silver balloon.
Yes.
So she got the silver balloon, it's one of those metallic ones,
and she wrote a note on the back of it, four years old, her mom.
They wrote a note on the back of it and said,
if you find it, please post it to Facebook and tag us,
because we want to know how far the balloon floated.
That's cute.
So the balloon floats off about 100 miles,
and a guy who found it did post it to Facebook.
Right?
Yeah, it's cute.
Wow.
But a deer was eating it, and the deer was choking,
and the guy had to save the deer.
So the guy posted it and said, hey, stop sending balloons up because you're killing animals.
Oh my goodness.
I was thinking about doing a balloon today after the news story.
His Facebook post started out wishing her happy birthday and then was like, you almost kill Bambi.
Wow.
What did this guy just cruel?
Is Bambi really choking on the balloon?
But let's be for all.
Should you really just send?
It's like littering.
You're just littering further away.
You're just sending something up in the air to litter further away.
Yeah, but it's so fun.
Yeah, we've all done it.
Yeah, we've all.
Before we learn how bad.
littering was and how these things just stay on earth forever?
I don't know.
It's so cool to let a balloon go and watch it.
It's so fun to throw a cup of garbage out of the window and watch it fly.
I'm just saying, just because it's fun doesn't make it right.
Man.
Or memorable.
And what's Bambi doing eating that?
Yeah.
They're deep.
They don't know.
They don't want to eat that.
It smells like metal.
Yeah.
It's an animal, Eddie.
I think that guy's a poser and he's trying to just make that little girl feel bad.
No, he's not.
So there's also a story about lemon slices, and I is this long, this is one of my political platform when I finally do run for government.
There'll be no more putting lemons in drinks.
You'll win.
You will win.
Because for years, first of all, I wait at tables, right?
And I know that whenever you cut lemons to put them in drinks, you don't wash the outside of the lemon.
At least not vigorously, you may do a little water on it, but then you put them in the same chopping on the board or just the table that everything else has been on.
So they did another study, and they found that lemons absorb bacteria 100% of the time,
and that 83% of lemons carry bacteria, period.
And they're just dropping water.
Like, if you ask for lemons and you want it, get it on the side.
Don't even put it on the side of the cup.
Bluh, disgusting.
It's as bad as putting balloons in the air letting deer choke on it.
Two things that chap my hide right there.
It is just like long form.
littering, like just letting a balloon go in the air and just falling on the ground somewhere.
Ah, that's just a hundred.
I know.
I was so on my little...
Yeah, I don't, I'm not a big litterer, you know?
I get it.
It kind of rubs me the wrong way.
The Bobby Bones.
Bobby Bones show.
The FD.A's poll to type of coffee called Death Wish Coffee.
Hmm.
They say 11 ounce cans of Death Wish, Nitro, Cold Brew Coffee, can kill you because of botulism.
The maker of Death Wish Coffee Company.
determined that the current process for the coffee
could foster the growth of botulin,
a deadly toxin.
It's called Death Wish.
How are we going to name
my food product something?
I don't think I put the word death in it.
The company since stopped making the nitro cold.
Man, they're going all out.
Death Wish, Nitro Cold.
They've pulled the coffee from shelves.
People with coffee should throw it away
or return it for a refund.
So if you're holding any Death Wish Nitro,
man, you're just aching for some caffeine.
Like, what's lacking in your life
That you need Death Wish Nitro Coffee
Sleep
Wow
We can do a little segment called
That's Rude if we want
So people send us rude messages
And go, that's rude
So
Why don't we start with Tim on Facebook?
Amy, you'd be a lot hotter
If you weren't so skinny
Try Big Mac sometime
That's rude
Megan on Twitter rides
I can't think of
anything more annoying than at Radio Amy laughing
at her own jokes. Gonna have a
jab a cue tip in my ear, so I don't have to hear it.
Oh, that's rude.
At Radio Lunchbox. This is from Kevin
on Twitter. You look nothing like Chris Martin.
You look more like both of your parents may have been related.
Oh, well that's rude.
It's so rude.
The Bobby Bone Show has a bunch of friends around
some microphones who don't know beep about anything.
That's true. And rude.
Jose on Twitter writes,
I wonder how long until Lindsay comes to her
and leaves you, Bobby.
Well, that's true.
And rude, yeah.
Anyway, that's a little
that's rude there for you.
And I do eat hamburgers.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Go ahead.
I actually was craving a burger yesterday.
I didn't eat it though, but I will today.
No.
Just to put in his face?
Now I will.
Somebody get, I'm going to postmates one to work right now.
Will you get video of that?
I want to see you a burger.
Yeah. Bring me a burger.
I don't care.
I don't care.
No.
No.
Why?
Do you want to eat a burger?
Yeah, exactly.
Brood, who said that about me again?
I already threw the paper away.
Nick?
I just move that up.
Why don't you eat salad, Nick?
Wow.
Got him.
Take that.
What is happening here?
Nick said that.
Kit Rock did three shows in
Detroit, and so, and he sold
86,000 tickets.
No, I guess he did six shows.
They opened the venue,
he did six shows in a row, sold out.
Whoa.
And, yeah, he did about
90,000 tickets or as we'd call it, one Garthbrook show.
Yeah.
Yes, exactly.
But, I mean, listen, he saw that six shows in a row, but they opened up a new place up there.
But I like Kid Rock's new song called Tennessee Mountain Top.
There ain't nothing like a Tennessee Mountain Top.
Some straight you ran for Pete.
You better ask somebody.
I know what that sounds like to me now.
I'll have the cassidia.
Oh, yes.
From Nickelback.
Yes.
You know what a rock star?
Yes.
Yeah.
I'll have the cassidia.
That's what that sounds like to me
Forever I couldn't figure it out
Because I like the song a lot
That part to me
It sounds like a way
Nickelbacky
Singing karaoke in a double-white
When smoke's so
You'll end up in California
That's pretty good
Yep
We got the CD sent to us
So they're trying now
To make it a country song
I like it I don't care what kind of song
They try to make it
I like the song
I like this song
It reminds me a college radio
I used to play this and be the Bob man
Come on at you now
It's a little kidder rock.
The Bob Witton, the Boss, the Bobman, here on KSWH, the Switch.
91.1, huh?
That's my DJ voice.
It was awful.
Bob man.
I like it.
That's my first time radio name.
The Bob man.
Really, it was really different from Bartman.
Oh, right, right.
Do the Bartman.
Do the Bartman.
Remember that?
Yeah.
And I was like, hey, everybody, KSWBH, the Switch, 91.1.
It's the Bob man.
Here's some Bob Woodo.
I played that in Beck.
and then call the night.
Oh, boy, that was what the days.
Reba is launching her own boot line.
I just wonder what it's like to make that kind of money.
If there's already an established brand,
they just put your name on it.
Probably pretty nice.
Because it's not like you had to go through all the work
to figure out how to make a boot, you know?
They're already doing it, and they're just like,
oh, Reba, what do you think of this one?
She's like, hmm, that looks good, okay.
Check, please.
I like that one.
I'll take a check.
So she's launching her own boots
in a partnership with Justin Boots.
man I remember when I got my first pair of Justin boots
6th grade
What color were they?
Black.
And I wore them with my black, rocky mountain jeans.
No pockets on the butt.
I mean, I thought I was so cool.
And I was.
You are cool.
In my mind.
And you're still rocking it.
Yeah.
With my George Strait T-shirt.
Yeah?
That I wore the first time I went to meet George.
How lame is that?
It's pretty lame.
Amy went to Georgia's ranch
because her uncle worked for George's shirt.
Oh, right, right.
Yes, and it was an overnight trip, and I'm pretty sure I just packed George Strait T-shirt.
So when you met George, you had on a George Strait T-Jet.
Yeah, it was early in the morning.
My uncle woke me up.
I mean, the sun hadn't even come out.
I was so excited, and George was down at the little, I don't know where you go to practice roping, like down in his little corral.
Corral area.
And so my uncle, we hopped in the truck, me and my dad, my uncle, drove down there.
Seriously, I remember it being so early, so I'm not even out, but I had my George Strait T-shirt on.
and I had my hair did ready to go.
And my uncle lived on the ranch and like this like just like a not like a really modest little, you know, two bedroom little place.
And I remember the lighting was so bad in there and I couldn't really see if I looked that good.
But I felt good.
I was a kid.
I was so young.
How old were you?
Oh, God.
I was probably about nine, eight or nine.
Wow.
And I met him.
I mean, of course, he's just out doing his morning routine like hanging out.
and he came over and met me
and I was like, oh my gosh, I
and I've been like a super fan
ever since.
That's funny.
That is a good story.
I know.
We mentioned Kid Rock sold out
six shows in a row at the Little Caesar's Arena
in Detroit and like we said,
this is a new song.
That's a jam.
It is a gym.
Some straight shooting neighbors
that don't ain't drive.
I'm going to get him in here.
Oh, really?
I have to.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Because I like Kid Rock.
I've been to Kid Rock concerts where I've paid, you know, it's been a while.
No, I paid for John Mayer tickets.
But no, I guess I didn't.
I paid the trip to get there.
Just being honest.
But I was like, no, I paid for gas in my car.
But I did pay for flights and hotels.
I bought my meal.
I paid for a Kid Rock ticket.
That's one of the last shows I paid for.
It was amazing.
Kid Rocks was a crazy good.
So there's that.
That'd be fun.
The voice was on last night, and Natalie Stovall was not on last night.
She wasn't supposed to be.
Who knows when she was.
Yeah, we don't know. Okay.
It's the blind audition.
So the voice, it's back on tonight.
And so we're just kind of waiting for Natalie Stovall, who is like super great artist,
who at times plays with the raging idiots.
But like she's a phenomenal singer and fiddle player.
And so she's doing the blind audition.
There's that.
The woman got bit by the copperhead in the restaurant.
That's still a story.
That was at Texas Roadhouse?
Longhorn steakhouse.
But you see where I'm getting confused, right?
Texas Longhorn?
Yeah.
She was just walking in.
And apparently, allegedly.
a copperhead just bidder on the foot she'd go to the hospital for five days yeah three times a bitter she was just chilling walking in a restaurant and the copperhead got her
like popped it and it was a small snake is probably why they didn't see it it was only eight inches long but so does that mean it's like a baby it hasn't grown yet yes and that's probably why no one saw it got separated from its mom and it was like scared angry
Felicia in Fayville, Arkansas.
What up, Felicia?
Not much.
I listen to your show every single morning, and I absolutely love it.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
How's your day going?
Pretty good.
I am actually driving to a doctor's appointment before I go to work.
Now, I'm tempted with a question.
Do I ask why, or do I just let it go?
I have to have surgery.
Oh, all right.
Now, the question is, do I follow up on the surgery, or do I not?
Eh.
Okay, good.
Okay, I'm not.
Okay, cool, cool.
Little surgery.
Okay, just a little surgery.
Anything else you have going on?
What do you want to say?
I listen to tell me something good every single morning.
It always makes my heart just feel so good and gives me faith in humankind.
Thank you very much.
That's coming up in about five minutes, so thank you for asking.
I know, I can't wait.
Yeah, anything else.
I like you.
And keep playing namaste.
Excuse me?
Keep playing namaste.
Oh, namaste.
Oh, thank you very much.
I love it.
Thank you very much.
We just added a second show in Fayetteville, the raging idiots did, because the first one sold out so fast.
No, I want to go, but.
Why can't you go?
I'll give tickets.
You want tickets?
Yeah, that'd be awesome.
Are you going to be out of service?
I mean, everything good?
Like, can you go?
Yeah.
All right, hold on, Matt, I'll put you on hold.
They're not on Selt-O Friday.
Oh, my God.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate you.
Yeah, we know a couple people.
Yeah.
We're just us.
So, I mean, come on.
All right.
Hold on a minute, Feliz.
Oh, her day.
You just got so much better.
That's awesome.
I just given it.
Wow.
Yeah, that's cool, huh?
I mean.
There was genuine excitement in her voice.
I know.
I will say this,
that I want to thank our listeners again
because we have this song called Namaste,
our band The Raging Idiots,
and it was, as of yesterday,
the number one song again on the comedy charts
for the second week in a row.
Every time we play it,
it gets like 300 downloads.
We did the math breakout.
Wow.
Because it doesn't get played,
we're the only ones to play it.
Because no one else plays it.
But every time we play it,
it gets like 300 downloads.
Not one other places picked it up yet.
I don't think so.
They're like Namaste.
Is there not like, you know, yoga f-m?
I don't think so.
No, no, no, no.
You haven't heard this.
This is Namaste from The Raging Idiots.
We're coming to Tulsa and Lubbock.
Added a second show on Fayetteville.
7.30 in the morning.
In the suit that I was born in.
Girl, why are you laughing at me?
Come on, baby, with my khakis.
I'm running late.
Need to beat it like Jackson.
But you're kind of a distraction.
Because I can't start watching you
Showing me your Savasana
Like the best looking bad influence I ever saw
Probably ought to hit the road
But now
Bobby Bones, everybody
Transmitting across America
This is a Bobby Boll show
This is Us coming back on tonight
You guys know that?
Yes
Right
Doesn't it feel good to have just a good family
show.
Like, I don't even like
watching TV anymore.
I don't even like watching TV anymore. I don't even like
looking at social media.
Everybody's just fighting all the time.
They have this option where you can
block certain words from popping up in your feed.
Oh, really? Yeah, and I'm not about just doing
all. All words?
All words. That's funny.
Like, I just feel, I don't like it.
I just don't like it. I don't like it.
And so, I'm looking forward to this as us
because I just, it just feels good.
Five facts you might not know.
about this as us. It was originally called
36, which is the age
they were all turning at the beginning of the show.
Oh, wow. That was the name of the show.
Part of the reason that Chrissy Metz chose to play
Kate was
because not only did she want to lose weight in real life,
it was in her contract that she had to for the character.
So
she wanted to, but then she had to
or she could lose her job.
Mandy Moore did extensive research
for her on-screen labor, since she doesn't
have kids of her own. She watched tons of those
YouTube labor videos when they show the baby coming out.
Wow.
She watched them over and over to them.
We made lunchbox and Ray watch one of those, remember?
Toby
wears a fat suit.
And it was revealed after he was seen out on the red car,
but he was way skinnier.
Remember I told you guys this?
Yeah, he told us.
I was mind-blown.
Now when I see him, it gets crazy without his suit on.
Because he's going to lose weight, but he was already skinny.
The show's creator says he already knows how it's going to end.
He's already plotted out the next five to six seasons.
And then finally, she says Mandy more than when she turns into
the grandma character, the today older character,
that it takes about three to four hours of makeup
to do that.
Oh my goodness.
It's a long time to sit there.
She's sort of a hot older lady, though.
And it's not fair because she's not really an older lady.
But I find myself going, huh, I would.
You know what I mean?
Like I...
But she's really not old.
That's the thing.
I know.
It's a weird thing in my mind.
Chris in Nebraska, what's happening, buddy?
I'm sorry.
say again. Hey, it's Bobby, what up?
Hey, Bobby, how are you?
Hey, Chris, Nebraska. What's up, buddy?
Not much. Just driving down the road.
Well, I appreciate you calling. Anything I can help you with?
Yeah, I want you and Amy's advice on something. It's a good story, but it's causing me some issues.
All right, go ahead.
My wife's an awesome person. She's got a caring heart for everybody.
She works for civil services, helping out people.
But her passion is is helping out animals, helping out the helpless.
And here in the last couple weeks, she had found a cat at a park at an event that she was going to,
and we adopted this cat, took it to the vet, and it has spent, you know, a great deal of money on it,
and, you know, vet bills are still coming in.
Well, this morning she called me up late for work and said that she had found a cat under our
her house and that she was going to take it to the vet as well. My question to you guys is,
is I love her passion for animals. Currently we have, including the pet this morning,
currently we have three dogs and four cats. Holy cow. She does love animals. Yeah. So it's what?
You think it's a little much like financially, a little strain on you? It is. It is for me.
and it is for her as well, but she's got such a good heart.
I just want to know when is doing the right thing too much.
Amy, you want to fill this one first?
Wow, I mean, I get wanting to rest you that cat,
but I think that you just have a talk with her about it,
and maybe you'll see if you've got a coworker, a family member,
or a friend who can take the cat,
and you all kind of decide the cutoff limit for who's going to live in,
what animals are going to live in your home,
and then just search out different homes for the pets that she finds.
I think financially you make rules before you have to make decisions.
Because when you're making decisions based on emotion,
they happen a lot quicker, a lot faster, and without a lot of thought.
Emotional decisions are never good.
Sometimes you have to make them, but they're never the best decisions.
So I think you sit down and you make a rule, hey, this is what we're going to do.
This is what we can spend.
This is the amount of time that we, before it happens.
So it's there as it's happening.
I think you just have to have the parameters.
Again, she wants to help, and I hope you guys, you know, obviously, you love her and you want her to be happy,
but I think you have to set those rules, those boundaries, or you're going to go broke.
I mean, really.
Well, those rules, Bobby, have already been set in place.
Well, then I guess you leave her.
No.
No.
Listen, Bobby's right about the whole emotional decision thing.
Like, sometimes you just, it's going to be hard, but one of you is going to have to, you know, put your foot down and be like,
we got to just help find this cat another home.
And all cats, it's not the last time she's going to do this.
Yeah.
Her response to my reaction to this cat was the cat was too cute to get rid of,
and we're taking it to the vet, and sorry about your bad luck.
They're all cute.
She's aware of the rule that has been established in our household,
and we've passed our cutoff point for pets.
but again, I don't know how to
let her know that enough is enough
without hurting her feelings.
Well, it sounds like you just have to deal with it.
Listen, if you already made a rule and she broke it,
you just got to deal with it, and you love her for it,
and you just deal with it.
I had to return a cat once that we adopted,
and it was the hardest thing for me, and I cried,
but my husband was right.
It was the right thing for us to do,
and it took me a little bit to get over it,
but it was the right thing to do.
Thank you for the call.
It looks like you can just, like, cut and dry it,
But you married her, and she is what she is,
and you have to ride the bumpy waves with her.
And it may break you.
And make sure there are no cats under your houses, too.
You can check that out.
You go take a look before she gets down there and looks.
He has one.
Scope out for cats before she can walk outside.
Thank you for the call.
I really appreciate that.
You know, yesterday I played a song called Drunk Girl by Chris Jansen,
and people loved it.
And I hope you got a chance to hear it.
If you haven't, I hope you check it out.
I mean, I think it went up to like 15 yesterday.
A couple of charge stamps got a hand looking like a rainbow in and out of every bar on a whim just like the wind blows.
She's either a bachelorette and coming off a breakup.
Take a drunk girl home.
She's bouncing like a pinball singing every word she never knew.
Dancing with her eyes closed like she's the only one in the room.
Her hair's a perfect mess
Falling out of that dress
Take a drunk girl home
Take a drunk girl home
Let her sleep all alone
Leave her keys on the counter
Your number by her phone
Pick up her life
She threw on the floor
Leave the hall lights on
Walk out and lock the door
That's how she knows
The difference between a boy and a man
Take a drunk girl home
And that's not a radio single or anything
I just thought man, you guys should hear that song
That Everybody's song from Chris Jansen?
This is kind of the jam too
Like that whole album is, I like the album
The New Chris Jansen album
It's called Everybody
I'll give you a little bit of this
Everybody want to get rich
Nobody wants to work
Everybody wants to fall in love
And nobody wants to get hurt
Nobody wants to punch that clock
But everybody wants to get paid
Nobody wants to make love no more
Everybody just want to get late
Everybody want to be famous
Everybody want to be a superstar
Everybody wants to go out too
That guy makes a good music
That's a good record
You're looking for something new
There you go Chris Jansen there
About 45 minutes I have
In my opinion
The number one most underrated artist in country music
This is a reminder
At number five was Lauren Elena
Because she can sing
In Atlanta great singers
She's as good as it gets
At number four, Kip Moore
And number three, Aubrey Seller
And number two, Eric Church
Catch me around here
I got the number one most underrated
country artists coming up
Do you guys know who it is?
No, no idea
Do you guys like guessing?
You can guess, go ahead.
You can guess, go ahead.
underrated artists that you have not said right now right
Brandon Ray
Brandon Ray solid
I like Brandon Ray
and the guy can sing like crazy
yes I'm not going to tell you if you're right or wrong
but that's a solid guest
undiscovered not signed yet
I love those kind of artists Brandon Ray is his guest
I got it lunchbox
Chris Jansen
Chris Jansen is his good one life
I know that's a good one did it
could be Chris Jansen
Amy
Brandon Raid was my guess.
Wow, two of you guys thought Brandon Gray.
Wow.
That dude sounds underrated to me.
Who's that, Jansen?
Yeah.
That's coming up in like 40 minutes.
I'll give the number one most underrated.
Isn't this song good, though?
So good.
Like, if this is not the next radio song, like stop making radio.
That's what I say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see where Anthony Wiener's going to jail?
Yeah.
Of 21 months?
Yeah, he is.
Only 21 months?
21 months.
And then he has to pay a fine.
Yeah.
And I don't know if he'll actually serve the 21 months?
Yeah.
Don't you think you just wear ankle bracelet?
Do I think he only should?
No, don't you think you will.
I don't know.
I don't know what the deal is because he was like chatting with the underage girl.
Text, well, what they call sexting.
Yeah, chatting, whatever.
Okay, I'm 37.
Yeah, chatting.
We knew that.
Shit chatting.
Oh, sorry.
I think she was 15.
Yeah.
And she even.
told him like hey I'm but so
he goes like listen I put him
a job for like 10 years anybody chatting with a kid
an adult man chatting with the kid
we should just send you to
yeah we should make Australia the island again
where they send all the bad people that's how it was
that's what Australia was
yeah so he gets 21 months in prison
and his name's obviously Anthony Weiner
right I just even earlier on
when I was like man this guy I wanted to change my name
when I was running for politics
It's just too much of it.
Maybe it was just perfect for him, though.
But maybe he just gets used to it.
It's his last name, you know?
And then he's like...
What if your last name was Boner?
Yeah.
Would you keep it?
I don't think I would.
But Bobby, as a politician, don't you want to be memorable?
Not as Bobby Boner.
Like, I wouldn't even...
I'd go by my real name.
I mean, let's say you were upstanding.
I don't even like Bobby Bones.
It's like a pirate.
You know?
What?
Go ahead.
Well, I'm just saying, you'd be an upstanding policy.
You wouldn't be caught doing this with a...
I'd be upstanding boner, yes.
Anybody want to be a baby.
Everybody want to be a baby.
Everybody want to get a rich.
Any other parents out there,
either kids bring stuff home and they're like,
oh, mommy, daddy, you want you to buy this?
It's like popcorn bundles.
And Eddie's case, he has two kids,
and they're selling these $25 coupon books.
Yeah, it's a book.
And, I mean, I look through it,
and it's pretty cool because the coupon's in there for,
pretty much for anything.
You name it, there's a coupon for it.
But it costs $25.
It's a fun.
For the school, I found out.
I asked my son about it.
He said, yeah, it goes back to the school.
That's cool, but coupons.
I don't know.
Like, there was a time in my life where I used coupons, and I never really saved anything.
I ended up just going to that place over and over to use the coupon and buy other stuff.
So I'm like, is this a rip-off or should I just, should I get the book?
I think you should get the book regardless.
It's a fundraiser.
It's to support your kid.
Like, you have to.
I'll buy one.
I'll give him $25.
You want to buy the book?
But it's not in lieu of you buying it.
Give you $25 bucks, I'll buy it.
I'll buy one.
Okay.
And then you should also buy one.
But if there are parents out there where your kids are bringing stuff home,
and you're like, what in the world?
Brandy and Louisiana, good morning.
Good morning.
We're talking about Eddie.
Eddie's got a kid nine, and he's like, Daddy, I got a coupon book, $25.
And Eddie's like, what is this?
What's happening in your life?
My son brings on stuff like every day from school.
Most recently, it was we had to buy yogurt.
yogurt
yogurt
and then
also they have
cookie dough
fundraiser
and
wrapping paper
what are they
raising funds for
all the time
I think the PTA
I'm not
absolutely sure
they just say
that they want
they need money
for all these things
and I'm just like
okay well
can I just give you
like $300 for the whole year
oh man
she put
it's a fun
you know like when you
You buy a house.
It's called escrow.
Yes, escrow.
You escrow your kids.
All of their fundraiser.
But she's right.
That's how we are.
We're always just like,
well, we don't know what it is,
but okay, it's $25.
And I guess if they don't sell it,
they probably feel ostracized
because the rest of their class is selling it.
Exactly.
Well, sometimes the kids that sell the most
get like an award.
Well, Brandi, thank you.
Thank you for calling.
And, I mean, Cookie Doe, don't sound that bad.
Have me all with you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thanks, Brandy.
Have a nice day.
You too.
Appreciate you.
Hey, Elizabeth, the Tupelo, Mississippi.
Hello.
Hey.
Thank you for calling.
What about your kids?
My kids started school on August the 3rd, which is a Thursday, and came home legit with fundraising on August the 7th, which is Monday.
Holy cow.
They saw you guys coming.
They're like, all right, kids.
And they've had two others since then.
Oh, my goodness.
And do you know what they're raising money for?
Maybe paper.
I mean, I don't know. See, that's the thing.
Nobody knows. Hey, appreciate you. Thank you for the call.
That is a strain, huh?
Yeah.
I will buy one, though.
Okay.
My wallet's in my office.
Lunchbox, you can buy one too?
No, I'm out.
No, I'm out. He's out.
If your son knocks on my door and asks me to buy it, yeah, but I'm not going to have dad come to me and ask me to buy it.
Eddie never asked me.
Never.
A lot of parents on the phone.
We opened up the old, as they say Pandora's Box, whenever you say, kids are bringing too many things home to sell.
Oh, no.
Oh, man.
And as my grandma say, fuller in a dog tick right now.
Hey, Heather in Springfield, Missouri.
Hi.
You're on the year.
Thank you for calling.
Yeah, no problem.
My daughter is in third grade, and last week she came home with a fundraiser for a move-a-thon.
So basically trying to get donations from a friend and family to pledge for to school.
I don't really know for what.
But then they're going to have a day to where they move.
nonstop for 50 minutes, whether it's like running, walking, jumping jacks to, you know,
to earn off that money that people have donated.
And the prices were kind of weird.
Like if people donate $25, she'll get like a extra recess or $50, it's a cup.
So I thought that was a little bit different.
Well, that's a weird order.
Like, I would not want $150 if it's only a cup.
The one common thing that I'm seeing here is a lot of people don't know where the money goes.
Yeah.
Because we may be outing something here.
Thank you for the call.
And I'll just grab a couple of these real quick, but Katie in Southern Illinois.
Yes.
Thank you for calling.
Tell me your story.
Well, I have three kids last year, for example, they were at this school called the primary center.
It's K through three, and all three of them were there.
And two to three times a year, maybe more.
For a solid week, they will do like a spirit week, is what they call it.
And this week they're actually in one yesterday was Hat Day.
Today is Superhero Day,
pajama day, crazy shocks,
crazy hair, you name it, they'll do whatever
every day of the week, but it's a dollar
to participate.
So where does it money go?
It just depends. I think this week it's something to do with
literacy, but it's multiple fundraisers throughout
the year. And I mean, it goes somewhere,
I guess.
See, that's not I'm saying. Thank you, Katie. I appreciate you.
Hey, Stacey and Apex North Carolina.
Hey, how are you? I love you all, first of all.
Thank you very much.
And we're talking about these fundraisers.
And your kids sell mattresses or something?
The high school, our local high school, we only have one high school,
and they sell mattresses every year during the fall,
and that is the school fundraiser.
We sell mattresses.
For what?
That's just the school fundraiser.
But for what, though?
Where does the money go?
What's the fund that's being raised for?
We have no idea.
Mattresses.
Yeah, but where does the money go?
I don't know.
Hey, thank you for the call, Stacey.
Really appreciate you listening to the show.
Thanks for all you do.
Thank you very much.
Mattresses are so expensive.
I know, right?
Like popcorn or mattresses?
Yeah, but where does the money go?
I know.
But if you buy four mattresses, you get a cup.
The Babbon Show.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Okay, Bobby, a new survey has found that 64% of women would prefer to date a man with tattoos.
That's going up.
Yeah.
It's getting higher and higher.
And I think, guys.
like girls or tattoos?
39% say they would like women with ink.
That's probably getting higher too.
I think it's just becoming
a little more accepted.
Yeah, I think tattoos, listen, I don't look at someone
and go, they're, man, there must be a real bad A
because they have tattoos.
Because listen, once I got tattoos,
that all I ended.
No, but.
For the culture.
It was like, once I got tattoos,
you don't have to be, like,
you don't have to be a tattoo anymore.
But, you know, I like it.
I mean, it's an expression,
and I think I like people that express.
I agree. I agree.
And most tattoos
have a meaning for anybody that's getting it.
But I feel like a part of you've got a little bit more like once you got your first tattoo,
you're a little more rough, a little more edgy.
When I got the vulture with snakes coming out of his eyes and my full back, that's when it really
changed for me.
No, I mean, even my tattoos, they're not tough guy tattoos.
They're my mom, my grandma's initials, and then the state of Arkansas.
So, again, it's not like, it's a skull and crossbones or anything or a motorcycle.
What I don't like, you know, we talk about tattoos, and who cares what I like.
I'm not a big tattoo on girl's shoulders.
I'm not a big, like on a shoulder.
Well, that's just your preference.
I mean, you also have that full back.
You don't like full back because you weren't you like sort of attracted to a girl.
You saw at a bookstore once since years ago.
We talked and she had a Guns and Roses tattoo on her full back.
That's cool.
No.
Oh, you didn't like it?
It was not.
It wasn't even the full back tattoo.
I probably thought it was Guns and Roses too.
I was like, man, she must be living in the 80s lifestyle.
If there was John Mayer, though,
Would you even like, okay?
I just, I don't know.
It depends on the person.
And that too is, but I'm not a big shoulder tattoo.
Where do you like the tattoo?
Yeah, that's what I'm going to say, where do you want it on a girl?
What about a sleeve?
Because I think a sleeve is hot.
Yeah, I guess the sleeve's cool.
Yeah, yeah, just like the shoulder.
Okay.
Even on me, like, I won't get one on me.
Maybe it's both.
Because I have to get a microphone.
I said if I was put into the Radio Hall of Fame, it hasn't happened yet.
But in November, if I make it to be adducted, I'll get a microphone tattooed on me.
I don't know where I'm going to put it on my shoulder because I think it looks, even for me, it likes tag.
Don't do that.
Then you could like lift up your shoulder to your mouth and talk in it.
That's funny.
That's funny, Amy.
That's so stupid.
I didn't say stupid.
That's a stupid.
Or you can put it on his chest and just look down and talk into it.
I bought my nipple.
That's funny, Amy.
Okay, well, I keep begging my husband to get a tattoo, but he still won't.
One day I'll get there.
What should I put this microphone, though?
They already told you.
Around your chest.
Can you hear me?
Testing, testing.
That's funny, Amy.
All right, what else?
Okay, well, the New England Patriots are apologizing.
The who?
The New England Patriots.
Did I say that with her?
Is it Christopher Columbus?
We're sailing to New England.
The New England Patriots are apologizing for selling fans.
Cups of tap water for $4.50.
since. They had bottled water. They ran out. So then they just started putting tap water in a cup and
charging $450 for it. Dang. What? Obviously, they say that will never happen again.
I don't think it's that big of a story. Like, you're at the game. Yeah, who, as a vendor, like,
whose idea was that? Like, oh, just, that's how much a, you can't charge, tap water's free.
I'd be like, can I have a cup? Go to the bathroom and fill it up. You can charge for the cup.
Yeah, you can charge for the cup still because you got a pay for a cup. I would charge $4.50 for the cup.
Yeah.
Then do whatever you want with this.
Like, I don't understand how this is a story.
Yeah, me too.
No, I'm not done yet.
Okay, go ahead.
Fett than more, New England.
Fettlement, tell us.
You know, because Tom Brady is the quarterback for the Patriots.
I'm sure you all knew that.
But it's ironic because he warns people not to drink tap water in his new book.
Okay, that doesn't matter.
What in the world?
Listen, do y'all want to be like Tom Brady or not?
I've tried.
It's not working out for me.
Yeah.
Oh my goodness.
What else?
He says you should basically filter your entire life.
Probably.
Air, water.
Like, we're probably sucking in all kinds of bad stuff.
Yeah.
You should even steam your vegetables in filtered water.
Okay.
What else you got?
Says Tom.
I'm super excited about this.
I don't know if y'all even care.
But Pretty Woman, the Musical is sitting Broadway next fall and Brian Adams is doing the music.
Take me.
What?
I want to go so bad.
Take me to this.
It's not like Take Me to the musical.
It sounds like, take me.
First of all
No, Amy
No, Amy.
Secondly, nothing like a Broadway play
about a prostitute
with the guy from the 80s
singing Robin Hood songs.
It's a really beautiful story
they end up together at the end.
He sort of saves her from the streets.
He's her night in shining armor.
You know it's true.
Yeah, is he going to sing that one?
And personally, when I first saw
the movie when I was nine years old,
I didn't know that,
I didn't even know
she was a prostitute.
Okay.
And my dad covered my eyes
during the bad parts.
What else?
get. Well, here's something strange. You can mail
anonymously to someone. Anonously?
What? Anonymously.
Amy got mad at me earlier because she was... I did not.
Oh, yes, she did. We were recording some stuff, like commercials. She kept
stumbling over words and I was like, let's do it again. She goes, why? Do you get mad
at her back? No, I was like, because... Why angry? I just was like, why? I mean,
we stumble in life. No, it's a commercial. You tell me all the time. If you fall,
you get back up. And that's all we started over.
But it's getting back up.
Go ahead.
In New England.
Okay.
Well.
I think our medicines got her on tilt a little bit.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, on tilt.
Maybe it does.
You know what for sure it does?
Not off but weird all day.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Okay.
So say you're mad at someone or whatever.
You can anonymously mail them sand with this special box.
And when it opens up, sand will go everywhere.
That's funny.
It's like a glitter ball.
It's funny.
It is, but glitter bomb's like happy, you know, like glitter, happy.
This is like...
This is sand, and it's like really hard to vacuum up.
And it's, you can get it from RuinDays.com.
Or if you're not into that, you can send old candles and they'll think...
It's called what, Ruinidaday.com?
That's terrible.
That's terrible.
ever when they lighted it.
It stabs you.
It stabs you.
No, I don't think I want to say when it smells.
Have a terrible day.
Here's how they describe it.
When they light it, it smells like.
When they light it, it smells like wet farts and bad breath.
That's disgusting.
That's terrible.
That's so terrible.
Don't do that.
But I mean, yeah.
That was it.
What was it?
Was it Ryan Adams or Brian Adam?
Brian.
Okay, that's the bad one.
I just making sure.
What do you mean?
I just wanted to make sure.
Because Ryan Adams is the cool one.
Brian Adams is the cheesy one.
Oh, that's not a good one you like.
That's why I said it with such enthusiasm.
No, no.
Ryan Adams is cool.
Yeah, we like Ryan.
The date of married married anymore.
That's what we like.
Brian is...
I got my first real six string.
That one, yeah.
Like I got my first real six string.
Yeah, yeah.
He's pretty woman.
Which one's from Canada?
This one.
This one.
Yeah.
But this one also did the Robin Hood song.
It's kind of a jam, though.
Everything I do
I do it for you
This was it, this was like a song
Yeah, it really was
I used to listen to this
I dedicated it to Willow
My old girlfriend on the radio on
Willa?
This from Robin Hood, Prince of Themes
And when you find me that
You'll search no more
You can tell me
There's not one
It's not one
What is it?
You know it's true
Everything I look for you
Let's get the drums in here
Sounds so jam
Let's turn it up
That's later on
It just comes up with a little one here
Later on it's like
Hap for you
Man that was a gym
Wow
Not really
All right
Yeah that's my pile
Hey Morgan number two
You're 23
Do you know that song?
Just yell
We shouldn't even have a microphone
I know
Our studio is so old, they just took away to microphone.
Yell really loud.
Yes, as you know that song.
Okay, cool.
Thank you.
There's Amy's Pyle.
That's the morning, Courtney.
Yeah, there you go.
That was Amy's Pile of Stories.
It's now time.
B'Bah, B'Ban.
Drum roll, please.
I, over the course of the last two weeks or so,
started this list of artists
with the intention of,
hopefully you would listen and go,
I like that.
I'm going to check that out.
These are artists that I say are very underrated.
They can be rated super high,
but I still think, wow, they're kind of underrated.
At number 10 was Brandy Clark.
Since you've gone to have.
Craig Campbell at 9.
Lord, when I die.
Luke Bryan at 8.
Charlie Warsham at 7.
Cody Johnson at 6.
So then we have it.
We're now in the top 5.
It's like, wow, who's it going to be?
Like America was waiting.
At number five was Lauren Elena
Because man can she sing
The passionate artist Kip Moore was at number three
Aubrey Sellers' distinctive voice
Meaning her perspective was at number two
Yeah now mixed up
How many numbers?
Three
Eric Church is at two
It's close to putting church in number one
It's close
So I'm gonna tell you because you guys are guessed
Who you thought would be number one
The guess is where Chris Jan
from Lunchbox and Amy and Eddie had picked unsigned artist Brandon Ray.
I'm going to tell you you're both wrong.
Oh, wow.
So you can take another shot.
I want another shot.
Okay.
In my opinion, the most underrated artist in country music.
Now, you can be rated at any level and you can still be underrated.
Like, Luke is the biggest artist in our format.
But I think as the artist side of it, the songwriter part of it, the musician.
Like Luke is very underrated.
That's why I put him on the list.
I got it.
Lunchbox.
Since you put it that way, Garth Brooks.
Yeah.
Garth Brooks is the greatest of all time.
The greatest of all time.
The greatest of all time. The greatest.
The greatest.
The greatest.
He just said no matter what level you are on, you can be underrated.
Not it.
Close though.
I'm going to go with a female.
Go ahead.
I'm going to go Cam.
Camm.
Come on, Cam.
Cam is the most underrated of all.
Underrated.
Okay, here we go.
Show me Cam.
Oh, I'm ready.
Amy.
Bring it.
Miranda Lambert.
Miranda Lambert.
Yeah.
Huh.
What up?
Again.
What?
It wins all the awards.
Yeah, wins every award out there.
I mean, Luke wins a lot of awards.
Yeah.
So does Garth?
Well, you made fun of Garth.
Ladies and gentlemen, here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, George Strait.
The most underrated artist in country music.
Brothers Osborne.
We're good.
I'm talking about the whole package.
Can sing.
John plays, T.J. sings.
They literally shake the roof off of buildings when they play.
They put an eight-minute guitar solo at the end of this song.
They got away with it.
And they got away with it.
And then they put it on TV.
And yeah, they've won the CMA for Best Duo.
Not a lot of duos, but they've won Best Duo, but it was a surprise both times.
They're like, whoa, wow.
But they are, in my opinion, the most underrated artist in country music.
Brothers Osborne, I don't have a trophy, but
You are fantastic
Anybody have any dispute with that?
No way.
Good job.
I'm going to drop a pie off at their place.
First, congratulations on being the most underrated artist.
Amy does live next to one of them.
In country music.
Literally, look for.
Wow. Good one, Bones.
Wow.
Are you surprised that you do?
didn't think it was going to be them.
Yes.
Looking back.
Yes.
Good.
That's a good one.
I like it.
That's what I do.
That's what I do.
The Bobby Bones show.
Bobby Bones.
I'm going to go, but I want to say thanks for hanging out with us today.
We'll see you tomorrow.
If you missed any of this show, you can search Bobby Bones show on iTunes and here's the whole
show or on IHart Radio.
Here's the whole show.
I'm going to put up an entire podcast and just a little bit about my top 10 most underrated
artists.
explain why from 10 to 1. So I feel like music.
Listen, my whole underrated artist list is completely subjective. It's just my opinion.
Being around it, being close to it, getting to see it in a different way than a lot of people
do. Make it to watch it one inch away and also 100 miles away. So it's pretty cool for me to be
able to do that. But a podcast will go up really soon, a bobbycast. And Devin Dawson, I think,
is coming by to the podcast tomorrow. So it'll be good. Just search Bobbycast. Same places.
IHart Radio and iTunes. Have a good rest of the two.
Tuesday. We'll catch you guys on Wednesday. Be good. Be nice to people out there. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye.
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