The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Early Bird) Amy's Daughters New Side Hustle + The Country Artist Who Got Hit By A Cow + Lunchbox Took Over The Voicemail Line

Episode Date: September 20, 2022

Amy's daughter discovered a hack she plans to use to make some extra money, but Amy isn't sure if she's taking advantage of this new business venture or not. Ray hosted a cow milking competition and saw a country artist get hit by a cow!! Plus, Lunchbox took over our voicemail line, find out why listeners were not having it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I want you to think about this right now, because these are good ones. Number one, Ramundo is at a cow-milking competition, and he saw an artist get kicked over by a cow. Oh. We can hear that one. Or, Morgan saw someone try to steal her mail, and she caught him on video. Love it. That. Well, wait, we got to pick a bit at the top of the hour.

I want them all. Okay, I'll wait. Lunchbox, why are you upset? Because mine just disappeared. What was it? Have you seen me in the news lately? Yeah, it didn't get picked like 20 times. Yeah, I know, but you guys just went away from it.

Like, you told me... But nobody picked it for... I understand, but I'm very frustrated because I did something you told me to do, and then... Okay, we'll put it up in the mix. Oh, it's in there. Put it up in the mix. Yeah. Okay, we'll put it back.

We may not pick it, though. Did I say morning studio? No, you didn't. Okay, hold on the studio. Morning. Sorry, we're fired up on all cylinders already. All right, let's do it. This is how we start the show now.

Everybody, I'm glad you're here. Let's go to the guy who pushes all the buttons. He's got the magical fingers, so I hear. He runs our video. It is. Producer Eddie! I don't understand why neighbors don't just mow their neighbor's part of the yard. You know, when you share that little strip, it's probably about three feet long,

but they only mowed their half of the yard. So I started the last two weeks. I'm like, I'm just going to mow the whole thing. And so because I'm annoyed by that, and my neighbor caught me one day. And I'm like, oh, gosh, I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble. He goes, hey, thanks for doing that. Yeah, I think it's a thank you more than it is a.

Dude, he was so nice about it. And I said, I don't know why most people don't do this. They always leave the awkward. Oh, this is freshly cut. And my neighbor is lazy. His is long. Most people don't because they're lazy and it's long. Yeah, that's exactly what it is.

All right, up next. He'd rather find money than actually work and make money. It's lunch ball. Yeah. Guys, it's official. It's time to go on Snake in the Grass. Season finale was last night. So when do we start filming, baby?

Let's go! Let's go to the jungle! I don't know that we're doing another season yet. Yes or no? They don't tell me. I don't know if they're going to renew. The issue with that show is they spent a whole lot of money to make that show. If you're new to this show, it's my show, on USA Network.

When we were originally making it, we're making it for Peacock Only as like their first big reaction. competition show, because it's not really a reality show, competition show. And then they were like, we should put it on a network too, and then put it on Peacock. So I'm not sure, because USA doesn't, from what I'm told, spend that kind of money on those kind of shows.

So we're going, then the ratings have been great. Thanks to our listeners, no doubt about it. I just don't know if we're renewing or not. See, as sad as I was, it was the season finale. I was also excited meaning it's closer to us filming and getting on the show. Season two or three for sure. Yeah, let's go!

Three for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Thank you. Thank you, lunchbox. I did see at her house, she had a robot dog. It was like a drone dog. And I was like, what is happening over in Amy's life?

Here she is. Amy, everybody. Well, I guess I should just set the record straight that I am not Amy Brown, the fairy artist. Because I get some D.Ns from people asking me if I'm still drawing fairies. And that is not me. You should start, though. Totally. I know.

I thought of it. about sketching one out and then replying to the DM being like, well, does this work? You want to buy it? How much? This happened years and years ago, right, where someone thought you were Amy Brown in the fairy jar. Yeah. And so if you Google her, she has amazing work, but the at radio Amy is not fairy artist.

She is good. I'm the radio artist. Yeah, she's good. I'm buying one right now. Which, by the way, Amy, again, I set it up because you said, I believe in your post, the kids think their dad's cool because he has a drone dog. And you had one of those drone dogs from like Black Mirror at your house. Yes.

So, yeah, his drone company, they acquired one. And it's really cool. They use it for some people. Oh, sorry. No, no, no. No, but it is a life-saving thing. And it also helps keep real dogs that are living safe. And they can go in and detect things and do what.

And they're great support to people that are doing stuff you don't want to do. It was really cool. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He's got two dogs. He loves the hogs. Oh, Bobby Bow. That's a rhyme. That's good.

We like that rhyme. I don't feel like I'm a very forgetful person. Every once in a while, I'll be like, oh, it slipped my mind because something else hopped in that spot. However, I can't say the same thing about Eddie. We were flying back because we spent this past weekend at a wedding. And so we're flying back. And I was like, hey, you gave the rental car key back to them, right? And Eddie's like, yeah.

No, no, no. He gave it to you. I said that pretty quick. Yeah, Eddie, immediately, no, I gave it to you. I was like, no, you didn't. And I was like, check your pocket. And in the plane, he goes, I have the key to the rental car. Oh, my, the worst feeling ever.

Been there. Well, he immediately ponded off on me. Immediately. He goes, no, I gave it to you. I was like, no. Man, I truly thought that in my head. No, it was an instinct for him to put the blame on somebody else. He was just searching for somebody.

So yesterday I had to mail it back. Luckily, they do have a second key. But that car, they said we just sitting there for three hours. They couldn't move it because they didn't have the key. Hey, my bad. You're bad for sure. Coming up in the mailbag woman, she lost an expensive piece of jewelry.

She's trying to tell her husband. She doesn't know how. And then we'll do pick a bit between Ray, Morgan, and now, life sparks. All right, welcome to Tuesday's show. Let's go. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.

Yeah. Hello, Bobby. Over the course the last few years, as my husband and my salaries have gone up, I've started purchasing designer items. My husband is not a big fan of me spending money this way, but I grew up without a lot and I enjoy being able to treat myself now. We do not have any kids. We both work. A few months ago, I got a promotion at work and I bought myself a new ring to celebrate. For the past week, I've not been able to find the ring. I don't wear it every day, but when I do wear it to work, I always take it off before going to the gym.

I'm worried it fell in my bag. I'm scared that if I tell my husband, he will not let me buy any more nice things. I kind of want to wait a week or so to see if I can find it or buy another one without telling him. What are your opinions on this? I don't want to lie, but he honestly won't even notice the charge on my credit card. But I do think he will notice if he never sees me wearing the ring when we go out. Thank you anonymously missing that ring. I remember once, Amy, you lost your ring at the gym.

You put in a little cup holder of the stair machine or something. And then the gym, the janitor, the cleaner was coming by with the vacuum. He almost sucked it up. I found it though. Did you find it? Did you go back to it and see it? I think he found it. He said I almost sucked it up.

Yeah, yeah. That's how she knew he almost sucked it up. Yeah. Well, you have a little predicament here. I think you can wait. I think you could buy another one. And then if you find the, then you could probably sell that one.

But if you say you lost it, you're never going to hear the end of it. And I always love good, I love some, I love, you know, they call it white lie. Sure. You know, I love some beige honesty. Oh, beige, off white. It's not going to hurt, yeah.

Off white honesty. I like that. Yeah, that's what we're calling it. It's not going to hurt anyone if you go buy yourself another one. You just said it as though. He's not going to notice it. You guys are doing fine financially. If you say,

lost the ring. He is going, you're never going to let it. It's never going to escape you. Ever. I think you can wait a week. And if you don't find that ring, you beigely, you off wightily, go and get you another one. You're not breaking any rule. You're not stealing any money.

You're not keeping food from kids' mouths. I think you go and get another one. Did she say how much that was? She did not. She just said he wouldn't notice a charge to her card. Now, if he catches the charge, or if you can't lie about it. Right, because then it's no longer it's big. Because then it's no longer off white honesty.

Right. It's a great name, by the way. So then you just casually say, oh, I had to buy another one because I lost it. That's it. Just super casual. But you wait until he's in trouble for something when you bring that out. Ooh. And you're like, oh, yeah?

Oh, wow. Yeah, you're like, you did this, but you know what? I had to buy another one of these. So we're even. And then you let it be. Yeah. I'm going with off white honesty on this one. You don't lie, but you probably just go get you another one,

especially if you have the money to do it. says, I work hard. I just got a promotion. I treated myself. And then she says if she admits to him that she lost it, that he won't, quote, let her get another one. Well, I'm sure she ain't letting him do stuff either. Right. But I think that it's okay. I still wait a week, see if it turns up. But then eventually, if you don't find it, then it's okay to say something. No, it ain't. Just letting you know a no dame. It is. You're never going to live it down. It ain't worth it. It's just not worth it. You're never going to live it down. So I'm going to say, Amy and are mostly on the same page. Wait a little bit. really feel like we are. We are. Wait a little bit. You're going to find it. Oh,

trust it. I feel like she's going to find this ring. I do. Okay, that's what we agree with you. Yeah, I agree with that. Go check in on the places you think you've lost it. And if you can't find it, buy you another one. Never mention it. If it's ever brought up, hey, did you buy another ring? I did. Hey, I like that ring. Thank you. Never say you've got a second one. It's all good. Yeah, yeah. Good call. Lunchbox. Listen, you can't lie to your husband. You're lying by not telling him. Listen, we all make mistakes. And yes, you were irresponsible and you need to own up to your actions. If you have kids, you wouldn't want them to lie to you. They don't have kids. Go. I'm saying, just as an example. It's not a lie. There's not a single

lie happening here. And when did you become Mr. Honesty and Integrity? Right. I think it's because it's the wife. Ding. Ding. Ding. That's right. Would you lie to your wife? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Eddie? But he controls the financial. He obviously makes it. They have their own money. He brings home the bacon. They didn't say that. They both do well. Oh my God. She just got a raise. Eddie? Write it out, man. One time I lost a watch for three years. A really nice one. I took my car to get washed, they found it. And I'm like, wow, I never told a single soul. And my dad, when I told them the story, he goes, I wondered for two years where that watch was

because he gave it to me. You just straight write it out? Just write it out, dude. It could take three years, but you'll find it. Remember, an off-wide honesty. That's what you live by right there. You're not lying by that. All right, thank you for the email. Go get you another one. Hey, you deserve it. Hey, you deserve it. You've been working hard. Yeah, you deserve it. You've been working hard. All right, that's the mailbag. Thank you. Yeah. Okay, what happened? Well, you know how Stashir is all about making money and saving money.

Yeah, it's Amy's daughter. She loves to hustle. It's her specialty. Love it. So I guess she heard that you could go to Duncan at the end of the day when they're about to close and get any donuts they're going to throw away. So if you show up, right when they're shutting the doors, they will give you don't. What? Okay, let's ask the expert.

Lunchbox, you used to work at Dunkin' Donuts? Correct. If I were to go to that place at the very end and go like, I don't know. I'm just here looking for a donut. Would they give me a donut? I have no idea because my Dunkin' Donuts never closed. So there was never a chance. We were never threw donuts away.

So we were always making new ones and selling through. So they never closed the door. And so there was no giving away donuts. What do you think the answer is? Do you think it's a real? No, I think it's no because they can get in trouble for health code violations. If they give away donuts. Yes.

If they give them away at the end of the day. Do you think? Oh, I think they give them away. I mean, that would be wasted food. You have the donuts? The grocery stores get in trouble for that. Grocery stores. That's why you can go dumpster dive and find good groceries.

I had a buddy that lived in San Francisco and he only ate out dumpsters. What? Yeah. You had a buddy? He had a buddy in San Francisco. That's, to me, is the craziest part. Okay. So she go, do you let her?

Yeah, she said, hey, she had a friend over and she asked if they could ride their bikes down to the Dunkin' Donuts. There's a dunkin close enough to ride a bike to? Closes at 7 p.m. So it's not dark yet. So I said, okay, yeah, take the bike. See what happens. And sure enough, they got donuts. Wow.

Wow. She came back. Are you sure she didn't buy them when she was a tricking you? No. Like she didn't take like five bucks and buy donuts? No. I'm going today. Yeah.

I mean, I figured lunch could probably test this out. But it's kind of crazy. And I told her I don't want to take advantage of that. So if she wants to do this again, she needs to go in time to buy something and then kindly offer to take any donuts off their hands that they're just going to throw out. But I don't think it's taking advantage of it if they're just going to throw it out. Correct. I know. It's not wasting.

But if you really want a donut, you should go early enough to buy the donut and pay for it. Unless you don't want one bad enough, but you only want one bad enough. It's free right when they're closing. Listen, I'm waiting for the day, honestly, where she comes to me and she... Want to sell the donuts? Yes. And she's reselling the donuts she just got on the side of the street. At 705, once they close the doors right there in front of the Dunkin.

It's like get a nice, you know, like a nice chest and filling full of chick flay and sitting there on Sunday when people drive through. They're like, hey, what do you need? I got it right here. Double the price. So what's the line? Hey, I hear you're about to close. Do I get the donuts for free? I mean, is that all you say?

I don't know that they, you know, had a strategic line other than... Oh, they had a strategy, don't worry. For sure. Y'all are closing. Do you all have any donuts you're going to throw out? We'll take them. Okay. You got to try that, dude.

I'm going to do that. And bring us some if they're free. Absolutely. Okay. I'll bring you some. I'll bring you two dozen. What do you like on yours? You like sprinkles.

Boston cream. I'm not eating sugar. But I like the kind of, I like the cream. I like any donut with the cream. blueberry cake donut. No, no, no. That's crazy. Yeah, blueberry cake are good.

So good. I like a cream. Give me a cream. I'll get you a Boston cream, a Bavarian cream. And then I'll watch you eat it. And I'll be like, mm, that looks so good. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie.

Tell me something good. Melissa Servitz, she lives in Florida, and she's a teacher. But that's not what makes her awesome. Since 2015, she got certified to be a foster mom. She's single, no husband. And since then, she has fostered over 60 children. That's amazing. And out of those 60, Jane, Destiny, Matthew Emerson, their sibling group of four, they now are adopted. They live with her. And so she, here she is talking about how awesome and why she loves to be a foster mom. You feel that your love is so abundant that you want to give back to the community. We have so many children who need safe, loving homes. And my hope is that every child who needs a loving home gets one.

It's wonderful she got to keep the kids together that were siblings. Yeah. I know that was important to you and your wife. Yes, and they were all separate during her foster. So two of them came earlier on, and then she kind of knew of them. She had to send them back, and then she heard of the other siblings. And then she kind of eventually got them together, did the adoption, and now they're permanently there. If you're new to this show, Eddie, two of his sons were once two foster children. Yeah. You got one, and then they were like, hey, his brother, later on, his brother, then you got two.

And then you adopted them. Yes. But it was never your plan to even have one at first. I mean, my plan was to get certified and just see what happens. And then I'm telling you, like, within weeks of our certification expiring, we got the call that we had a foster baby that they needed to come to the house. And so then you're like, oh, my goodness. And then they're like, hey, you want another? Yeah.

And then a couple weeks later, they're like, well, we got another one. Do you want it? Like, absolutely, let's go. Wow, wow, wow. That's just so much all at once. That's pretty cool, man. Now Eddie has four sons and it's been amazing. Yes, it's amazing.

I mean, exactly what she said is why we do it. I mean, it's just a beautiful thing. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Here are your three options. We're going to do one of these segments right now. Number one, Ray Mundo, our audio producer was at a cow milking competition, and he saw an artist get kicked over by a cow. That's option one.

Option two is, Morgan, who runs all of our digital or social media, she saw someone try to steal her mail and she recorded them. Or three, Lunchbox made the local news. No, have you seen me on the news lately? Okay, have you seen Lunchbox on the news lately? So if you're not involved, you get to vote. So that would be me, Amy, Eddie, and if there's a tie, because there's three, Mike D. Okay. Eddie, which one do you want to hear?

Man, Lunchbox's story has been so long, but I don't really don't care about it. So I'm going to go with Ray. I want to know what artists got kicked by a cow. Amy? Oh, I would like to hear Morgan's story about the male. Oh, boy. I would like to hear Lunchbox's story on opposite day. I'm going to go with

I'm going to go with Ray's story All right So pick a bit We select you Ray All right Bring the heat What's the bed All right

So I'm doing this cow competition How did you do a cow milking competition? Where is that? hilarious It was at the Nashville Fair And the local station hooked it up They said we need somebody to do play By play of cow milking

And I said it sounds random as crap I'm in Okay so you go You have a microphone Yeah And how many people Are they kids or adults? I mean the competition

Was between the news stations So CBS, ABC, Fox, all them. Okay, go ahead. And they're all milking these cows, but there's two of them, and these cows didn't want to be there. And I don't know if y'all are familiar with cows while they're getting milked. They do a lot of other stuff. Disgusting. Oh, like, they're going one and two the entire time, so the people in the front row had to move back.

Oh, wow. So that's how it started off, and I'm like, wow, this got real, real quick. Well, Presley did not want to be milked whatsoever. The cow, I guess they have names and stuff like that. They're just like people. So this Presley started bucking. knocks over the milk carton, okay, or whatever it was, the milk pail. And there's a country artist, and the country artist's name is Hannah Ellis.

We've had her on the show before. She's an up-and-coming artist. And the cow drills her in the chest because it was bucking. I got video of it. I put it on my Instagram, and it knocks her back, and she went back about five feet. And the entire crowd goes awkwardly silent. It's like, are we going to continue the competition? This chick just got knocked out by a cow.

Wow. That stinks if that's really what happened. However, Ray's name is clickbait Ray for a reason. He could have just said my neighbor got hit by the cow. No, I can confirm. No, no, I know. We've had her on the show before. Yeah, I went to Hannah's Instagram, and she was talking about it,

and there was a whole guess. The video is legit. She does get kicked back by the cow. You see her boots, like you see her little feet, like fly back. She seemed okay, but she said she's an extremely competitive person. She basically wasn't going to let that stop. That's what I was thinking. She got back to the cow.

Crazy. Did she have to get taken on the hospital or anything? No, she got dusted, but she never hit her head, which was the lucky thing, so she just stood back up and they continued the competition. They thought about not doing that. I bet that was embarrassing. If I got kicked in a chest by a cow, I'd have to get me like, oh, do some little dance or something, because that would just be so humiliated. And then she had to perform after that, and it was all the cow stuff all over the ground, so they had to come in and put sawdust down so you couldn't smell it while you were watching her perform. This whole thing sounds like a disaster.

The whole thing sounds like an absolute disaster. There he is, Ray. Yeah. A nice bit we picked the bit. A rabies warning has been issued in a part of North Dakota because a woman took a raccoon that she caught into a bar. And so she was letting people pet it, apparently, showing it off to customers. And the woman was like, hey, get it out of here.

So there are no reports of the raccoon biting anyone. But the North Dakota Health and Human Services Department still issued a warning as even Even having the saliva get on you could be a problem. Really? Of the raccoon. Yes. So they're like, hey,

there's a rabies warning. I wonder if they do a EAS test on that one. Yeah. This is a test of the... Not even a test. This is a real one. Yeah, there's a warning.

Rabies warning from the town. And that's from the Bismarck-Tribute. I get it, though, don't y'all? Don't bring a raccoon into a bar? No, no. Or baby. Or baby?

A baby? Well. No, not well. For different reasons, yeah. And raccoons, they are not cute up close. They are not up close. You see one. They're like, oh, look at the little raccovers.

He's a little, his little, his little eye, whatever. It's like sunglasses. Yeah. Yeah. And you're like, oh, they're not, they're mean. Wow. They're dirty. Yeah, they're dirty.

That's why they're into trash. There was one that wanted to come into our house one time, and I wanted to leave the door open and let it hang out. But my wife's like, you're not doing that. I close that door. They're not clean animals. They're so cute, though, man. Cute, cute and dirty. Kind of like lunchbox.

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. If we're not here, still call, because we have a voice in all line. You can say, we can say, whatever you want, and we'll play them back on the air. This is Matt from San Diego, California. I was catching up on some of the podcasts, and I was listening to you talk about taking on the kangaroo. And as your friendly neighborhood zookeeper, I just have to say that I don't think you could do it, Bobby. Kangaroos are massive. I've worked with them. I know you're a tall dude at

6-1, and you work out and you train, but I'm telling you, man, I don't think you could take on a kangaroo. Love the show. Love you guys, though. Yeah, I could. I can't. No, that's a specialist. Yeah, he works with kangaroos. And I'm special with the heart of a lion. When you take a heart of a lion and a heart of a kangaroo, whose heart wins?

The heart of a lion! I don't know. I would whoop a kangaroo's butt. And don't send me a big muscular kangaroo and be like, look at this one, you'll lose. That's like sending someone a wrestler from WWU and going like, if you just met this guy. Of course, that one you'd probably lose to. But random kangaroo on the street, bring it, bruh. I'll whip a, I stick my head in your pouch and be like,

boom! Then Cole cock them. Okay. A whoop a kangaroo. So you can leave a voicemail. Just like that. The voicemail lines like, hey, it's Bobby. Thanks for leaving a voicemail.

Sometimes lunchbox gets on the voicemail lines. It just messes with people. So here as lunchbox and callers are thinking they're going to get this, but instead they get this. Thank you for calling the Bobby Bone show. I sent a voicemail last night, and I don't know if y'all got it or grief you even listen to your voicemail. This is the voicemail. Leave a message. Beep.

Okay, you're doing this again. All right. Hello? Hello? Hello? Are you there? Well, actually... Anything else you'd like to say?

You want to give a shout-out? No shout-out. No one cares. Have a great day. Okay, thank you. Was that it? That's what you did? You just be mean to someone? Oh, me.

They're trying to say something. Okay, here's another one. Bobby Bone Show. This is the voicemail. Beep. Lunchbox. Hello? If you're satisfied with your message, press one.

If you'd like to... to re-record, press 2. Lunchbox. Is Abby around or Morgan? If you're satisfied with your message, press 1. Nobody believes that. I really hope this is a joke because I think you're the only one I'm used by it.

Boring. That was rude. There is no cursing on the voicemail. Please rephrase your statement. I hope to God you and I never meet a person, dude. Why did you get a robot voice? Because you weren't robot. And all of a sudden you go to a robot.

And also nobody believes this bit anymore. That guy was going to kill you. No, he said, he knows it's you. He said, I hope we never meet in person. I'm nervous for you now. Yeah, me too, man. What are you nervous about? He did not make him happy.

Here's one more. And this one is lunchbox. Then you're not the voicemail anymore. No, no, unless she was on hold. I'm going to patch her through. There you go. Thank you for calling the Bobby Bones show. So I have a random question.

I'm going to put you on hold so I can patch you through to Bobby. But please practice your story while you're on hold. you get it concise and to the point. Please hold. We are live in three, two, one. You're live. Go with your question, please. Hey, so I'm calling to see what your pictures are.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Little more energy, little more energy. Here we go. You are live in three, two, one. We are live. Hey, so. No, no, no, no, energy, energy. We got millions of people listening across the country.

We got it. Here we go, here we go. You're live in three. Three, two, one, live! It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, Bobby, Bones. Go, go, go. All right, I need your advice.

I can't hear it. You've got to be louder, louder. The Bobby Bones show talks about something. I mean, he just does this for fun. You're just mean to people. It's not even like, you're stupid. Hold. I feel like this was like us when we were like prank calling. people when we were kids. You didn't get that of a system?

For sure. If lunchbox ever answers... No, stop. Don't ruin this. No, you're sorry to ruin. Nobody believes it. Don't ruin the bit. I feel like we're going to lose color. Here's one more. This is a real one. This is Heather in Texas. Go ahead. Hey, Bobby Bones. I need some help. My best friend, Flash boss, principal, loves

Luke Bryan, and I just bought us tickets to go see him in Bojur's City October 7th. Do you have any suggestions on how to tell her? Love your show. How I would tell her? I don't know. You were going to Luke Bryan and Bojure City on number seven? Let me yell a little bit.

Wait, save right now to her friend and she can play this back. And do an impression of Luke. Yeah. Go ahead, go ahead. What's her name? It doesn't say. Okay.

Hey, it's me, Luke Brian, and you're going to come see me in Bojur City. Let's go! There's too much Osamity Sam. Oh, dang. Yeah, there's a little too much of Simpy Sam in that one. I'm sorry, I went a little overboard there.

You're coming to my show in Bozier City, and I can't wait to see you. That's pretty good. Luke Brian. Yeah, play her this clip back. that'll work and that's how you leave a voicemail. See? Lunchbox is never messing with you on the voicemails.

But you can call us 877-70-Bobby. You can leave us a voicemail at any time. 877-Bobby. If you're listening on podcast, you can call right now and leave us a voicemail. If we're live on the air you call, you may get on the show live, but you can always reach out to us.

Bobby, saw you and Eddie. We're here in Fresno. I guess that was on Friday. Perusing the Target. Just wanted to make sure that your trip through Fresno went well and that all the Fresnans treated you well. I really look forward at seeing you and the raging idiots back out here soon. I think I speak for all of Fresno and I say, man, we miss the crap out of you guys. We'll see you soon. Thank you very much. We were in Fresno briefly.

We flew into Fresno to get out to Sequoia, California for a friend's wedding. And we went to the Target and it was me and my wife and Eddie and his wife and we bought groceries because we're staying in Airbnb. We got a decent amount of groceries there for a few days. I thought it was a decent amount of groceries, especially for our house, because Caitlin and I are two people. We're adults. We eat a decent amount. We were checking out, and Eddie's wife goes, man, this is nothing with, she goes, I have four kids. This is like

a thimble of groceries. That was easy shopping for us. She was like, we get like three things of milk at once. That's when I had a little wow, I had a little slice of Eddie's life. Groceries must, that must be tough at your house. Yeah, yeah, like I said, we're up to three gallons every time we go. That's wild. Four boys, two adults. And the older they get,

the more they eat, so it's getting bigger. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, she's like, this is amazing. Only this few groceries? I was like, it's like seven bags. Crazy. Yeah, we were just there for a second. And, you know, we don't have any plans to tours the raging idiots right now, but you never know.

You never know. Here's Amy's pile of stories. A team at Georgia Tech just invented painless tattoos. Instead of a needle, there's a patch with thousands of microscopic needles. So small, you can't even feel them. The needles themselves are made of tattoo ink. So you have the design on the patch. And they just stick it on you.

You let the ink soak in, and the results are permanent. They told me, too, before my first tattoo, it don't hurt that bad. Okay, it hurts. Yeah, because it just burns. I guess it depends what part of the body. Yes. Were there moments where you screamed a little? No, I never screamed.

You can't scream getting a tattoo. Yeah, I think I was just like, oh, holy. Hold on, man. Hold on, hold on. Take a break. I was out of the whole state of Arkansas, and they blacked it out. and was like, hold on, just give me a minute just give me a minute, just give me a minute. That was kind of what I did.

But if true, that's pretty cool if you can just put a patch. Because that also, um, mm, it takes away the job of the tattoo artist. I know. Oh, yeah, I wonder, they probably don't like this. I don't know. Yeah, I'm against it. Justice for tattoo artist. I'm against it. I'm against it. I'm against it. Or you wanted a full back tattoo? You can't put a patch on there. I don't want a full back tattoo. No, thank you. All right, what else you got? Well, some people say that money is the secret to happiness.

Lunchbox says that. Yes. But according to new research, the secrets. to happiness might be, any guesses? Love. Love is a good one. Family. All the stuff they say. Lamborghinis.

No, it's simply expressing gratitude. 65% of people who report that they're very happy, while on a daily basis, they are more likely to always give thanks for what they have. Do you know what that is? It's not about so much giving thanks. It's about that act makes you think about how fortunate you are. Yeah. So then you give thanks.

Giving thanks is a product of what. what that does initially is it reminds you of what you do have and the things that are going for you, that more than it is just going, hey, thank you. Oh, I feel better. Yeah. Yeah. So, and that's why people are like gratitude journal. That's why, you know, having a gratitude, you know, a few minutes in the morning, it's not so much about the, hey, thank you.

It's about, oh, yeah, dang. Now when I think about it and I add it up, I got it going pretty good because we tend to focus on a lot of things we don't have instead of the things we do have. So, you know what? Have all you guys. And sometimes I'm thankful. Sometimes. Sometimes. Whoa, what?

Okay. Well, Kelsey Ballerini, she recently turned 29. So in recognition of that, she made a list of everything she learned in the last year. And she, you know, threw it up there. And, you know, it included things like being busy is her coping mechanism. Dirty martinis are delicious. She can keep a plant alive for 365 days. And her favorite thing is playing Yotsie. So, Bobby, what in the last year? Do you have anything you've learned about yourself? Yeah. Play PlayStation before my wife wakes up. Or turn the volume down if I'm playing in a lot. the evening. That's good. That's really good, man. Because if she hears it, she's like, are you on the PlayStation again? She doesn't make me stop, but then I just know that she's like, hey, I know you're playing PlayStation for two hours. Maybe we go for a walk. And I'm like, dang it, I'm going to go for a walk down. Because that's that probably. Yeah, why use headphones or headset? Do you have a headset? Well, yeah, but then I talk on it. I'm like, hey, Steve. Oh, you suck, man. And you don't realize how loud you're talking on those things.

Yeah, oh, yeah, completely. So she doesn't ever go, don't play PlayStation. She's just like, oh, cool, you did two hours. Why don't we go for a walk then? And we can do something for us. And I'm like, holy, man. Or I play under the covers. I put a blanket over me so you can't hear me. Yeah, probably that. Yeah. I'm Amy.

That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Colin Mitchell is a driver for UPS. He drops off a package in western Iowa, and he looks through the glass door,

and he sees two dogs in the swimming pool. And he's like, huh, that's weird. And he goes back to his truck, and he's like, man, I don't know if the dogs are supposed to be in the swimming pool. So he goes and knocks on the door and no one answers. And he's like, man, I'm going to go back around and check. And he sees the dogs trying to climb out of the pool. And he's like, man, I got to get the dogs.

So this is where I got a problem with Colin. He takes off his shoes, socks, rolls up his pants, then gets into the pool and brings the dogs to save him. He saved the dogs. But man, just jump in the pool. Well, maybe he realized the dogs were still, they were not going to drown. He also had to work the rest of the day. They didn't want to lose his job.

I didn't think about that. I thought, man, you're just taking your time. I'm going to make sure your shoes are okay. Roll up your pants. And I bet he could also do it in like 20 seconds too. Like, go. Shoes. One, two.

Sock. Yeah. Two socks. Hold on. Super quick. A button down. I'm button. Get the belt.

Done. Sure. On button. Go. Boom. 22 seconds. Yes. So the dogs were safe.

Yes. And the next day, he came back to the house to let the owners know that he had saved their their dog. Wasn't on a cam? It wasn't on camera. They had not in camera. They didn't. And they said, oh my goodness, because they have a gate around the pool.

It had come unlatched and the dogs had got in. But they had no idea. But Colin came back. And that is the part I agree with. You got to make sure they know you're the hero. Wow. He probably was saying, hey, there's something going on with your gate. And I would hate for this to happen again.

Yeah, not. Where's my reward? Right. I want to let you know what I did. Guys? You need to plan a ceremony. I don't think that was what he was doing. See, now I know why lunchbox didn't want him to take, you know, roll up his,

he wanted to show up to work. late all wet. What happened? Man, you'll never believe. Man, there was these two dogs in the pool. And so I delivered a package and I saved the dogs. That's what Brown can do for you. That's what you would do. Got it. All right, that's a great story. That is what it's all about.

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