The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Early Bird) Blind Karaoke: 2000’s Country + What’s the Haps: Why Bobby Wants to go to Mexico + Mailbag: Mom Wants to Spy on Daughter’s iPhone

Episode Date: August 23, 2022

Bobby has Amy, Eddie Lunchbox and Abby compete in a karaoke competition where they don’t get to see the lyrics while singing the song.  Today’s category is 2000’s Country. We go around the room and share what is going on in our life right now inside of “What’s the Haps!”. In the mailbag, Bobby helps a mom who wants to know if she’s a helicopter parent for wanting to put a spying app on her soon to be teenager’s new iPhone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning. You know, we spent a lot of yesterday's show. show, at least toward the end of it, talking about banking. There was a kid, he's 18, he gets $30,000, put it into his account by accident, and what does he do? He goes and spends it all super quick. Buy his car, $5,000 on an ATM car, just starts spending, spend and spending, and he gets in trouble because there's an agreement you make with the bank that if a bunch of money lands in your account, you've got to say something. And everybody knew he knew. Right, everybody knew he knew. Of course. So he got in trouble, lunchbox was very offended for the kid. He felt

like he was unjustly penalized. Yeah, the bank has no responsibility in this. It's all on the person that gets the money. I mean, then we kind of explain to lunchbox how banking works and how a bank works. Like the money you put in, they get to go do with it whatever they please. Now they're still going to have your money when you go, hopefully. And they're going to give you interest,

but they're also investing that money. But what if they make bad investments? What if they do? Well, I'm glad you asked because we have Patty on the phone. Patty in Massachusetts is on the phone. Hey, Patty, welcome to the show. You work at a bank, right? I do.

And you work in the bank. Good morning. Good morning. What's your position at the bank? I work in the accounting department on the controller. Okay, so lunchbox, do you have any questions about this? This is the last segment we're going to do on this, but I feel like you have a lot of questions about the bank. Well, so, Patty, I mean, first of all, when you deposit some money in someone else's account,

don't you think you guys should be responsible for that and you should just be like, hey, that's our bad, we'll make it up somewhere else? It definitely depends on the amount, but no, if we make a mistake, we have to fix it. And if someone keeps making a mistake, then their address says an employee, but no, it's not your money. Okay, so let's say you go belly up. Like, I mean, you guys take my money and you lose it. How do I get my money back? So hopefully you're at a bank that's FDA-e insured.

What does that mean? And if your bank goes belly up federal deposit insurance company, they guarantee your deposits up to $250,000. So anything you deposit up to $250,000 is covered? It's insured. So if I have over $250,000 in the bank, I should take it out? Unless your bank has access deposit insurance, like in Massachusetts, we have an additional fund that will insure more than $250,000.

So you have it over there? No, no, I don't have that much. I'm just trying to sound cool. Why you ask that question? What else would you like to know? I mean, I don't know what else to ask. I don't know anything about a bank. So, I mean, I'm so confused.

I started my checking count when I was in fifth grade. Lunchbox thanks. And that's all I know. Inside the vault is every dollar that everybody's brought to the bank. Right, because what if everybody wants to come get their money? What do you do? Typically, they don't want you to take large amounts of cash out. They'd rather give you a bank check.

Well, yeah, I know they don't want to, but. Hey, their choice. It's my money. Like, don't give me a check. Even the cash, fool? Like, I mean, like, I don't understand it. Patty, then. I don't know how to answer them either.

Patty, I don't know what to answer them sometimes. Like, that's your way of Stalin. I'll give you a check. That means you don't have my money. I mean, if you want to take your money out, you can. It's not safe to take all your cash out in cash. You'd be safer with a check, but they're not going to not let you take your cash. It's your money.

So all the money that you deposit, I told lunchbox the bank then takes and does, you know, some investing of it. That's how it makes money. Yep. So can you explain that to him? So hopefully whatever account, your money is in lunchbox, you're earning interest. So that's the bank's way of paying you for using your money. And then the bank uses that money to either make loans like Bobby said or invest in investments.

Like what do you mean? Like someone comes and pitches a business like Shark Tank and you guys invest in it? No. No, like bonds and securities. I don't know what that is. Yeah. What, Patty? I appreciate you calling.

I think I got a savings bond for a cell. and chocolate one time when I was a kid, but... You won it? Yeah, $50 savings bond. And where is it now? I don't know. I just remember winning. And so you have...

That thing could be worth a million bucks now. You gotta find that. Yeah. You're worth a million dollars now. Yeah. Oh, crap. If you haven't touched it since then... I mean, it's 50 bucks, man.

I don't even know what I mean... It starts as 50, but it doubles every day after a year. Stop it. Yes. After, if you don't spend it... Oh, man, I got to call my parents today. See what they did with that crap. Because I remember it.

I mean, about Colney's Little League, man. you got a $50 savings bond for winning chocolate selling. Holy crap. Doubles every single day after a year if you don't spend it. If I was. Do the math. That's probably 11. I spend 30 years, man.

I don't even know how to do the math. Patty, can you do that math? You work in accounting. I could, but that's a lot of money lunchbox. You should go check on that. See? She may not have to come back to work tomorrow. She's in banking.

You're out of here. Yep. All right. Patty. I don't even know what a savings bond is. Is it like a piece of paper? Like, I have no idea. Like, when I was 11, I won, and I just...

It's that old. It's a piece of paper. Yeah. There's no way my parents kept that. All right, hey, Patty, thank you for your help. We appreciate it. Oh, my gosh. All right, bye-bye.

All right, we're done with banking talk. Yes. I've never done as much banking talk in my whole life. I like it. Do you guys feel a little more angry now? No. I knew the system. That's why I got involved in the system.

Oh, so you support the bank using your money. Yes. No, use your money. Go protest. Okay, look. We're here. Let's get stuff. It is time to open up the mailbag.

You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. All right, it's the parent and iPhone situation, Amy. We've talked about it many times, and that's what this email is about. Hello, Bobby Bones. My daughter is turning 13 soon. For her birthday, we agreed to get her iPhone.

The one stipulation is that we install this app on her phone that allows me and her father to monitor or even record everything she does on her phone. Love it. It can record phone calls, text messages, and the media they receive her share. I have no reason not to trust my daughter, but I'm trying to protect her. She hates the idea of having her activity monitored. Does putting this app on her phone make me a helicopter parent? Any advice? Signed.

Mom of soon-to-be-teened. Amy, you go. Man, it's a wild crazy place out there on the phone and in the Internet and all that stuff. I get it. I feel you as a mom. I, without knowing exactly what the app is and what, you know, I don't know that you're a helicopter mom, but listen, her safety is your priority. And like I said, it's scary out there.

We monitor our daughter's phone. We don't have an app that shows us every move, but we can lock it at any given moment, certain hours. There's restriction. We restrict what places she can go to if she wants to download anything. I have the right to at any moment say, hey, let me see your phone. I just want to scroll through and see who you've been texting, what you've been saying. And I have done that.

So in a way, I'm sort of doing the same thing. and my daughter is cool with it because she gets an iPhone. My daughter was like, I'll do anything. I just want to finally get a real phone. I think you brought up a good point, too. I think it's easier if you do it when you give the phone. Yeah. Like if you take some privacy, but you give the phone.

Or if you give me a phone for a while, then you go, now I feel like monitoring it. That's probably a different. And you're not going to be wrong. But I'm saying that's probably a different discussion and different feeling from the kid. It's like you gave them something and now you're taking something back. But I like that.

You're giving her a phone. I have no problem with this at 13. Are you kidding? If you're even, and you're like, I don't want to get my kid a phone at 13, even then I'm going to go like, okay, cool.

You're the parent. Nah, at 16, 15, we start to have an issue of your kid probably needs to get a hold of you. But at 13, heck, I have no problem with you putting a nap. I guess the only thing, the only question I would ask is,

and I know the answer here, is does she know it? Like I would want, Yeah. You don't want to hide it from her. Be as transparent as possible. And you know what? If you're a parent too and you're like, well, shoot, I already gave my child or phone and I didn't have this type of conversation, it is difficult to go back, but that can be done. Like there's things I've learned as a parent and I've had to go back and switch things up.

But I just sat down and I was honest and be like, hey, I'm not perfect. I mess up as a parent, but you're my number one priority and I care about you deeply and I'm doing this for you. And you can even sit down and come up with a little contract together. And if they don't abide by it, then they're, phone gets taken away. I want to put this app on Eddie's phone. I'd see what he's doing. Hey, that was what I would like to do. Does she say the name of the app? No. It sounds like a fantastic idea. I'd like to sneak that on a few of you guys and look at your activity during the show. I don't know. I think that would be good. And I'm not telling you. If you wanted to do that, you would have done that at the beginning.

It's too late now. Parent, mom, mom of soon to be teen. The fact that you care so much, that's awesome. The fact that you say, okay, I'm going to give you a phone. Here you go. I know you want one. That's great. And the fact that you're saying, I'm going to make sure that you're not doing anything crazy is a plus. Do it. It's a conversation again at like 15 or 16. But it's just a conversation again. Yeah, you can evolve. Yes.

And, you know, even dangle that in front of them. Like, hey, as you get in trouble a 14? You ain't getting on a 15. Right. So can they prove their maturity and that they're responsible enough? Oh, yeah. I've had my daughter earn things and she's also had things completely taken away. That's what I want to put on Eddie's phone.

I make sure he's responsible enough during the show. Yeah. Okay, that's the deal. That's the mailbag. Thank you for emailing us. Close it up. We've got your email and we read it on your air. Now it's about to close Bobby's Mailpack.

Yeah. Let's check in with everybody about their personal lives in a segment we call What's the Haps? Hey! Hey! What's the Hats? Go over and talk to Lunchbox first. Lunchbox. Well, guys, you know I got that role and Bat Out of Hell. And I was like, yeah, I'm in.

I'm in. The play in Vegas. Yes, I'm going to be live on stage, Las Vegas, Paris Hotel Casino. Well, I'm thinking I'm not going to take it. Because I didn't even think about this. You're backing out now. Well, I never negotiated a salary. I never talked about like my suite, my travel accommodations,

like what kind of amenities I'm going to get. I didn't do any of that. What do you want? Man, I would. Money wise. Per show. Oh, I mean, per show. Like if Friends got a million dollars per episode,

I was thinking probably five to 10,000 per episode. But that's an episode that is being seen nationally. for friends. But you want five grand an episode. Yes. A production. Per production. LB.

5. Okay. And then travel. Travel. I like a private jet. Just like Garth. Huh. Like I'm there.

And if I need to come home, boom, on the private jet. Okay. And I'm like a sweet like Adele. I get to like a $55,000 a night suite that she got for her residency. So I'd like something like that with a butler, all that. Hey, Scoob, could you let them know? His demands? Yeah, yeah, we'll get right on it.

Yeah, my agent called me. It's like, dude, that's, you don't have an agent. You don't have an agent. Just let them, will you just ask him? Yeah. Because we can at least let him know. He's clueless here as to his amenities and his travel and his pay. Yeah, we can feel that great area for you.

We will absolutely get this information for you, okay? Okay, because until then, I don't know if I can do it. So are you saying now because we'll let them know that unless they give you great pay, travel, and amenities, you're out. Oh, my gosh. You're saying that right now. Yeah, I had to, I mean, my agent called me. It was like, dude, I'm excited for you, but you didn't even negotiate, like, contract-wise. You just had diarrhea of the mouths and were like, yeah, yeah, I'll take it.

You didn't have any bargaining power. I was like, dang it. But you don't have any bargaining power. Well, now I do. I'm back in. What? I'll find out. Thank you.

Let me know. All right, what's the haves? Hey, what's the hats? Amy, what's going on? Well, just a little PSA to not be tempted by those massage chairs. They have them at the jump play. where your kids can just jump around and parents can sit in a massage chair, but you pay for it. Well, I paid $5 for 15 minutes.

And about minute three, I for sure was in pain. Like it was not right. Something was just off. But I still had a lot of time left and I had spent money on it. So I made myself sit there for the whole 15 minutes. So you went through the whole torture chamber of 12 more minutes? Right. And it has, I'm in more pain afterwards than I was before.

and I'm probably going to have to spend money on my chiropractor to fix me. So this whole situation costs way more than it should have. But that's on you. Yeah, it is. But I'm letting other people know, don't fall for it. Just don't, it's tempting, but do something else. Those shares are never good. They're never good.

Never. But I get not wasting money. I mean, you put $15 in that. So you're just going to say it. Absolutely. You're going to get worse. Yes. Okay.

Hey. Hey, what's the hat? Eddie, what's going on? Man, I took my three-year-old fishing this weekend. and it was amazing. They were biting. And my three-year-old caught his first fish. We went, we bought some worms at Walmart.

By himself? Oh, by himself. And he's got a little rod. And I cast it out for him. I got to throw it out in the river. And he gets to reel it in. I mean, as soon as you reeled it in, they were biting. And he pulled out this big bluegill. And he's like, well, it wasn't huge.

This was maybe the size of my hand. His perch, but okay. A little, yeah, the size of my hand. And he's just like, oh, my gosh, I caught a fish. And I guess to me, I'm like, this is, I. I don't know. He's three. He may not remember it. But it's his first fish. He's, no pun intended, hooked. Like, this guy's going to want to go fishing every single weekend now.

Isn't it cool that we have phones and we can record stuff? When we were kids, that didn't happen. Oh, no. We don't have these memories? No. Did you pull your phone out and get a picture or video or anything? I did, but I was videoing everything. So, like, every single time I cast that video, I have like 20 videos I need to delete.

Right. Unless, when we were kids, somebody had to be rich enough to buy one of those cameras and put on their shoulders. Yeah. Now you just pull out your phone. you got every memory. Amazing. Yeah, that's cool. All right, one more. Hey!

What's the hat? I saw this announcement. Hooty and the Blowfish announced 2023 Hootie Fest. It's the greatest concert I've ever seen in my whole life. You ready to hear a Hootie Fest? Yes. I'm actually considering going January 25th to 28 in Mexico. Whoa.

You're going to go? Mexico City? No. Oh, boy. Riviera, Cancun, Mexico. Go. I would love to go. So I'm actually looking into it.

But let me read you the lineup here. First of all, Hooty and the Blowfish. The Jen blossoms. Oh my God. Tomorrow we get drives around this town. And let the cops chase us around. Collective soul. Wow.

Yeah. Ever clear? What? And Edwin McCain. And tell me if you were born in the 80s, that this isn't the greatest concert ever. You're crying shoulder. I'll be love suicide. So.

Eddie? You have to go. This should be Brofest. Hey, hey, we know Darius. Like, can we get... Ride with him? I mean, can we get... Can we hit your ride? Because that's going to be hard to get to Mexico.

Yeah, that'd be pretty hard. It's not that hard. Man, that'll be awesome, right? Yes. That's the kind of concert that really excites me. Because we're jaded. We're in the music industry. So we see all the stuff.

Hey, free tickets. It's cool. But like this, a concert, Morgan's probably never heard of any of them except just the name hooty and the blowfish, right? I heard Hootie and the Bullshit Fish and Edwin McCain because he was on country radio. And he was in the studio. Oh, yeah, that too.

He really wasn't on country radio. He was just in the studio. So I guess so. So I saw that and think I may try to go in January. That'd be pretty cool. All right, that's what's the haps? Hey, what's the hats? It's time for the good news.

With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. Two-year-old Everett is from Monroe, Wisconsin, but they were on a camping trip in Green Bay, Wisconsin. and he was told over and over not to bring his stuffed sloth. His name was Sammy the sloth. And the parents were like, don't bring him, please, we're going camping. Well, Everett snuck the sloth, took him to the camping trip. And on the way back, they realized, oh my gosh, Everett, you forgot your favorite teddy bear,

Sammy the sloth. So the mom gets on Facebook. It got shared 3,000 times. And finally, someone from Green Bay said, I think I found Sammy the sloth. He was located in a parking lot, in an amusement park in Green Bay. And the employee that found it said, don't worry. I will drive it back to Monroe because I'm going there this weekend. And now Everett is reunited with Sammy the Sloth.

I mean, it's all over the news. I looked it up. I mean, it's a bizarre story. Social media users help reunite Little Boy with Lost Plushy. And I mean, how old say it was? Two. Yeah, he's like. He's real.

But here's the deal. He loved that sloth and it made him sad. He didn't have it. But Everett was told over and over, do not bring the sloth. I tell you stuff all the time and you still do it. You're right. You're right. Yeah. So I guess I guess it happens.

You know? My boss would tell me stuff all the time. And I do it too. So, all right, good story. Shout out to that person who found it and drove it back down. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. It's time.

I got the wheel. We're going to do some more blind karaoke. Let's go. I believe Eddie won last time? No, no chance. I did not win last time. That would be Abby. Abby's defending champion?

Yeah, dude. Remember I got like Vanilla Ice and I didn't know any of the lyrics? Lunchbox and I tied. Abby are aspiring singer one, rightfully so. Yeah, well, she's a singer. Wow, we're going to do Blind. Cariochi, this time we're doing 2000s country songs.

Oh. I'll spin the wheel. It lands on it, you have to sing it. There are no words in front of you. Karaoke, you get words. There are no words. And if you don't know it, you just got to make it up. Blind karaoke, things like Travis Trit, great to be alive. Rascal Flats, Life's a Highway. Josh Turner, Your Man. Kid Rock all summer long.

Oh, that's a good one. It's got a lot of them up here. 2000s country, blind karaoke. That's next. What are you guys complaining about? This is tough. I'm not sure I know any of them. I don't know. You don't know Big and Rich

Save a horse ride a cowboy? Not really. Save a horse ride a cowboy. Part of it's not knowing the words. It's knowing the melody and just singing words to it. You know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're playing blind karaoke and you can't see any words. There are no words on the screen anywhere. But you have to sing along with the track. Whoever does the best wins. We're going to say lunchbox? Nothing to lose. Yeah, I never heard of that.

I got nothing to lose. Is that Matt Carney? No, nothing to lose. Come on Liz. That is. Josh Grayson. Breckerbaker one, she's a big old flirt.

I like that one. Yeah, yeah. I like that one. Okay, here we go. We roll the dice. Abby, you go first. You're a defending champion. We're going to spin the wheel

whatever it lands on. You have to sing. Yes. Are you ready, champ? I think I am. Here we go. Let's spin that wheel. Give her nothing to lose.

Nothing to lose. Nothing to lose. I'm thinking the same thing. Eddie, I spoke my mind. Abby, you get redneck woman, Grinch, Wilson. She knows that. Okay.

Can we play a little bit of the real song for our audience, please? Because I mean redneck one when I... Ready. Go. Well, I ain't never... Okay. ...in the Barbie doll type. No, I can't swig that cheap champagne.

I'd rather drink beer all night in a tavern or in a honky ton or on a four-wheel drive tailgate. I'd have posters on my wall of Skinner, Kid and Strait. Something. People look down on me, but I don't give a rip. I stand bare, boom, with a baby on my hip, because I'll be redneck woman. I ain't on high-class broad. I'm just a product of my race, and I say, hey, all, and yeh.

And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year young, and I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels' song. So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me hit a big hell yeah From the red-and-ed girls like me Hell yeah All right there's you, Abby

Nice job I tried to do less dancing Can I say something Can I give you a note? Yes I saw growth there Not just for the game I saw you forget words

And you started to lower your head and go like I suck and you went I got to keep going Okay good I noticed you check yourself and go. Don't do that. Just keep going. And you did. Keep going. Your career, you want to sing, you did

wonderfully, not even in this game, in that. And that's what you have to do out there. Just keep going. Okay, judges, Mike D. Scoo and Steve himself. Write your score down one through ten for Abby. We'll check back in with you guys in a second. She was good. Redneck woman. Got her score. Guys, I don't think we can compete with that.

Okay. You can take that. You want to be a loser. Lunch you have no chance. Next step. Never know what I. I'm gonna get. Yeah, you've been pretty consistent with your scores, I'm being honest.

Yeah. Next up is producer Eddie. Come on! Let's go! Now, we've only played this game twice in the last year, and Eddie won one. And Abby won one. I know. Eddie, what's your emotion right now? What are you feeling?

You know, 2000s country, not really my strength here. I'm looking at a couple of songs on the board. I like chicken fried by Zach Brown. If I can get that, dude, I will dominate. Oh, okay. Other than that, good luck. I remember last time Eddie said, If I can realize I'm going to dominate.

They need to know a single word. Trust me. Trust me. Okay, here we go. Here's Eddie. We're going to spin the wheel. Yeah. And let's see what he gets.

Let's spin the wheel. Nothing to lose. Oh, God. Big old flirt. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Whoop, who, whoa, whoa. Oh, there it is.

Eddie. Eddie, you got chicken fried. Oh, my God. Let's go. Okay, you know what I don't understand. What? Like, whenever he says it, it lands on it. But they know there was anything suspicious, but I manifest things like, give me the lottery numbers, and it doesn't happen.

Right. And it's amazing. There are only five songs. Yeah, it's like Eddie's got a one in, I mean, it's only 10%. There's like 10%. There's like 10 left. That's what I'm saying, but every time he does it, he hits it every time. It's so stupid. You know that I'm a chicken friar. Okay. Are you ready? Yeah, yeah. Can we wait for our audience? Can they please hear the song? And a little bit of chicken drive. Go beer on Friday night. In three, two, one. Oh, this is for Georgia out there.

The land of the pines. Is that not right? You know that I'm a chicken fry. Cold beer on a Friday night. A pair of jeans that fit just right. And the radio up. I like to see the sunrush. Oh, damn.

Hello, all my lover's eyes. A pair of jeans that fit just right. and the radio Here we go I knew I grew up Along the Georgia Pines That's home you know Neon signs and girls

And homemade wine Where the peaches grow There ain't not much to talk about All night That's what I call home And then you know it's grown on southern ground Yeah

With a little bit of chicken fried Whoa Cold beer on a Friday night a pair of jeans that fit just right and the radio up I like to see the sunrise see the love in my woman's eyes wow tell the proof of a precious child and a mother's love there he is producer Eddie okay I'm a chicken fry Eddie had well first of all it's not you're not a chicken friar I'm not I'm chicken hold on what were you saying you know that I'm a chicken friar you're out of your mind.

Are you kidding? That's how it starts. No. Yes, yes, because the song's called chicken fried, right? If that's the words, I've sang it wrong in my whole life. Before I make fun of him, I've been wrong in so many words. Ray, would you pull up the Zach Brown version? I thought it started off.

You know, I like my chicken fried. No, no, no, no, no. You say, you know, I'm a chicken fried. So it's Zach, right? He's the dude. You know I'm a chicken fryer. If that's right, I'm going to be shocked, and I will take any punishment you give me for judging you. Okay, can we hear it, please?

You know, well, I'm a chicken fry. He's not a chicken fryer, bro. Did you not hear him? He said, you know that I'm a chicken friar. He's not working to Charlie's chicken. He's not frying out the chicken when you drive through. What are you saying? I like my chicken fried?

You know I like my chicken fried? Wow. I thought you just messed up. No, no, no. I thought that's what it said the whole time. You know I'm a chicken friar? Wow, you're telling me I've been singing this wrong the whole time. Yes.

That's funny. You know that I'm a chicken fried. And not on purpose. Huh. Okay, so you did pretty good. What did you feel about the performance? Well, I missed words. I mean, once that verse started, I was kind of like, I didn't know where it's going at.

You went into that way up. Early? Oh, are you talking crappy? It's always risky to be in the competition. I will say, I will say energy very low. That's an upbeat song. You're like, oh, you're like, I'm going to kill this. Have you ever seen Zach singing?

He just stands there. I will say that he's not chicken fire. And the lyrics are wrong. You didn't mess up lyrics. Everybody's going to mess up lyrics. I don't judge as much on that. Thank you. You committed.

You stayed on. It's pretty good. It wasn't as good as you said, so that kind of makes me go, well, he didn't live up to expectations, but it was still pretty good. Yeah, I was expecting to get blown in the way. Okay, but Amy is really killing herself for her performance with all this. Okay, we will come back. Hey, we're playing a song or are we going to break?

Break. Okay, I was going to play chicken fry right now, but we'll wait. Chicken fire! Yes. We'll come back with Amy and then the lunchbox and Blind Karaoke next. Blind karaoke, this is the second half. Blind karaoke, this is the second half. Abby performed first?

Abby, what did you do? Redneck woman. Abby, what's the song would you do? Good job. Uh, redneck woman. Uh, chicken fried. Uh, chicken fried by Zach Brown. Uh, chicken fried.

Uh, chicken fried. No, apparently it says, you know I like my chicken fried. No, apparently it says, you know I like my chicken fried. You know that I'm a chicken fry. You know that I'm a chicken fry. And you thought that. My whole life. And I'm shocked.

I'm shocked. You thought that, but I also thought dumb things. And I'm glad that you guys told me after I was done singing because I'm glad you told me after I was done singing because then I would have thrown my whole brain off. 2000's country, hit them all in a wheel. 2000's country. Whatever it lands on a wheel. .

There are no words in front. Whatever it lands on you sing, there are no words in front of you just gotta make it up. That's why it's blind karaoke so you don't get it right. You have a preference? Amy, are you ready? Of all these, you have no preference? Nope. Of all these, I don't know.

I like, life is a high. It's a great life. It's a great day to be alive. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. You get in the shower. You get in the water in the house.

Good direction. Here we go. Let's. Here we go. Let me. We were talking. Amy manifested. I don't know what's going.

I don't know what's about it. I know what to make. I just... You're welcome. You're welcome. Yeah, don't miss and don't mess. Yeah, don't miss this one. That's right.

Taylor's a tough one. That's right. Taylor's a tough one. You critique Daddy so hard and that's the song you want. Come on Taylor. Our song is your girl. And I wouldn't care, you'd like you, I'm a chicken fryer.

I know. Let's see what you say about our song. I know that's your song. Okay. Okay. Okay. Our song is a flame is a street door. Our song is the flame is a stream door.

Can we hear the instrumental please? Can we hear the instrumental please? Can you hear that pretty good Amy? Can you hear that pretty good Amy? Yeah, I can hear you. You can hear me? Hello? She was like she was like not here. She was in no zone like she was like not here. Ray are you ready to start it from scratch? Here we go. Three, three. Ray, are you ready to start it from scratch? Here we go. Three, two, go. Let's go. Taylor Swift. Let's go. Taylor Swift. Two thousand. Okay. Here we go. I was riding shotgun with my hair. I was riding shotgun with my hair. Undone in the front seat of his car.

He had one hand here, the other on the steering wheel, the other on my. Turn down, turn the radio, Wap and then down the something on. She said, hey, baby, are you good looking? She said, hey, yeah, listen, that's our song. And he said, our song. And he said, our song is a slender screen door. Our song is a slend screen door.

sneaking out they tap it on your window when we're on the phone because it's late in your mama don't know our song is a cinnamon door our song is a slender door speaking up in a bit like a gina and where I come home for I said amen

asking God asking God if we're play it again I know she is Amy pretty good I know she's like to say that oh man I'll tell you what I thought she was going to do terrible but she did better than I thought

I thought she was going to do it. It's a two-person race right now. It's a two-person race right now. I thought you would do better. You'd say that song 10,000 times, and then you asked for it. Did she say that most of the words? Did she not know the words? I don't know the song then.

I don't know the song then. And then the final part of the whole thing. No, that was a remit. Oh, I didn't know that. You didn't know that. You forgot to say remix. You forgot to say remix. You forgot to say,

when you talk real slow and duds, talk real low because you're mom-a-and-duds, talk real low. talk real low because your mom don't know. And then I was thinking about how I messed that up in my head and then it's thinking about how I messed that up in my head and then it's one more performance. Good job, Amy. That's good as good as you. What song would you like if we were to spin it?

What song would you like if we were to spin it? In none of them. Do you know life's the highway? Life is a highway. Do it my way. Okay, we're just going to spend it. All right, here we go. Let's go. All right, here we go. Let's go.

I know. I know. You're right back to me. Bely Curing to get a direct. Let's spin out. Let's spin it. What's it going to be? Headlining the show as lunchbox.

You'll be singing. He'll be singing. Life is that song. Here is that song lunchbox. Can you hear it? Can you hear? Listen. Yeah, it was just really loud.

Okay, here we go. I don't want to get that bar, but we're going to go. I don't know to get that part, but we're going to go. Ray, can you play the instrumental for a second? Do you need to cue you want me to cue you in when it's your turn to go? Yeah, tell me when I say life is the hour. Yeah, tell me when I say life is there. You want to go here?

You want to go here? You want to go? You want to go? Come on, lunch. Come on, lunch. Come on, lunch. I live my way. That's true.

It's true. It's coming. It's coming. Wait, wait. Yeah, we're not going. Here we go. And now, wait, wait. When I go my way, when I go.

It's on the highway. It's on the highway 30. Highway 35. Leaving it's my downtown. Because it's my way. It's a high way. When you're on the road, say, oh, God bless,

life is a highway. I feel sad. We're all going to die. I'm sad. I feel sad. But hopefully not on the highway. Yeah, you don't want to die on the highway. Yeah, you don't want to die on the highway.

No. Okay. Let's the gift scores here. I'm just around my loved ones here on a bed. I love the loved one. I love the energy You had more energy You had more energy

They can't visualize They're trying to They're trying to get vocal They're trying to actually sing It's weird Right We're trying to actually sing It's weird right

I was trying to sing but I just don't know that song Me I was trying to sing But I just don't know that song I don't think I know life is highway Can you tell me the first line That song then Can you tell me the first line in that song

Yeah I would have struggle with that one I'd have made stuff up I would have struggle with that one It times are sad Time to dance And time to dance is Don't be mad

here we go, we're going to dance and shout because everybody knows all about I just said stuff like hickory dickory dog stuff I just said stuff like that like hickory dicker you wouldn't say we're all going to die but hopefully not on a high hopefully not on our loved ones I like that one too that was nice

he's very peaceful I like that one too that was nice he's very peaceful wow okay I'm looking at the scores here okay W-W I got a feeling I didn't win that one that was my worst performance

yeah that was the worst that was the worst okay Amy, you did not win, you got 18 points. How 18, that's big. Wow, 18, that's big. What are you calculating there, Amy? What are you calculating there, Amy? Why, are we going to put that in your scrapbook?

You didn't win. He said you didn't win. The last time you got 16, you got better. But last time you got 16, you got better. What is this guy? What I mean? The scores are higher than this guy. One of the judges gave lunche points zero.

One of the judges gave lunche one of the first ever zero. The first ever zero. The first ever zero. A, what's a possible? A school gave me a zero. Not saying, good, Scuba gave me a zero. I'm not saying who he was given a zero by the guy to lunchbox was given a

H. You gave me a zero. I got life as a highway, man. Oh, gee. Oh, I would have a total score of 12. Gee! Oh, I would have won't give me some points. You want to give me some points, you lose.

No, you wouldn't have. That's one point game between, one point game between. There's a one point difference here? What? Oh, yeah. Eddie or Abby. So, Eddie or Abby. Eddie or Abby.

Eddie, you got a 20. I'll tell you. What? I did lose. And you got a 20? I mean, Amy, did not see my performance? I feel like I was very similar. I feel like I was very similar.

Really? Yes. What? And Abby, you got a one. Oh. What? Abby is a one. Abby is a one.

Oh, that's a good. Two in a re-defending champion. We'll be back next time. Two in a re-defendant champion. You'll be back next time. This is from May and Kentucky. I listen to you every day. I have a morning corny for you.

What has a hundred years that cannot here. A cornfield. Ha! Ha! ha! ha! ha! I think if you ended you're corny with that same laugh it'd be much funnier. Okay.

Almost like Puey Herman, isn't it? Here's Amy's pile of stories. There's a threat online where people are talking about the things they silently judge other people for and I have the top things. It's littering of any kind.

Personalized license plates. Oh, you silently judge? Wow, really? Well, I guess that's not silent anymore. is it? No, pretty vocal. Yeah, I guess it depends if it's like, hot guy. You know, Mr. Love.

I'm like, okay, dude. All right, what else? Leaving the bathroom without washing hands. All the time, not even silent. I'll be like, just the lunchbox didn't wash his hands? He does it all the time. And I know he sat in there for 30 minutes. Leaving the shopping car out in the middle of the parking lot without returning it to a little thing.

Yeah, that's a good one. Parents who swear at their kids in public. Oh, my gosh. Or in private. Okay. And then being nasty to service workers. Yeah, that's one too. According to a new survey, students who play music while studying are more likely to have a GPA above 3.2, which is pretty awesome.

I wonder if it's because, one, they're just studying. Like, regardless if you're playing music or not, they're just studying. Oh, good call. And so most people that don't have a good GPA probably aren't putting in the work. And then two, I wonder, I could listen to music, but only to a point. I couldn't really listen to songs. I knew all the words to... Because you're singing along? I'm like, yeah. I'm like, really...

I'm like, I get knocked down. And now I get it up again. You never gonna let... Oh, crap. I forgot I'm doing history here. Then you're dancing. Yeah, I got chama long, but just blaring. Yeah. The most popular genres are classical, R&B, and country.

Classical makes sense because you're not really listening to any words. Yes. They say the reasons why is because it's therapeutic. It helps them focus and absorb the information. And then it just makes studying more fun. So to your point, it's like making them actually study. So Willie Nelson shared with, with the New York Times that he had COVID earlier this year, and it was very severe.

He beat COVID? Yes. That's the one person I thought, if he gets COVID, yeah, Danzo. That's it. Yeah, he's 89 years old, and it was a struggle for sure. We had known that someone in the Willie Nelson family band got COVID because they had to cancel some shows a few months ago, but it was Willie, and they had to convert their ranch into a hospital situation.

And he did not think he was going to make it, but he's back. The Lord has shown favor on us all. Mike even Willie Nelson alive. Right. Wow. Okay. I'm Amy. That's my file.

That was Amy's pile of stories. Come on. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home there's something good. When an 86-year-old gets out of bed without breaking a hip, we're like, yeah, man, amazing. Well, this 86-year-old Mark Bray... No.

Are we're not. I like it when they don't get hurt, buddy. It's normal. It's amazing. If they can get out of bed at 86 without breaking a hip or a fun. I agree it's great that they don't hurt. Go ahead, though. Yeah, about 86-year-old Mark Braley of California, he's still playing water polo.

That water polo, I've never played water polo in any regulated or official sense. But we've gotten the pool and throwing the ball and stuff, maybe harder than soccer as far as when it comes to cardio. Yeah. And soccer you're running all over place all the time. And that's like soccer's legit and it's really hard. Yeah, because you can't grab the sides in water polo. You're swimming in the whole time. And you don't put your feet up.

on the ground and he's 86 years old. He said I'm by far the worst player on our team, but I still love it. I love all the guys in the locker room. That's what you say after your soccer games now too when you play. You're him. You're him. And I got 45 years to go to get to his age and still be playing. How is soccer going for you? It's going on. Last week we had a game and some guy said he was talking trash. So I said something to him. I was like, I stole it from him. And I was like, it looks like I didn't get shook there, did I? And he goes, where'd they get this guy from underneath a bridge? What's your hair?

That's not an age thing. It's your look right now. What a weird joke. I mean, I'll be honest. Amy. Amy, it made me laugh though. I was like,

man, that's kind of funny. Yeah, it was because you kind of look like that. It was great. It was like a good little thing. And I was like, oh, that was funny.

And then one guy, another guy was saying something. And he goes, you guys suck. You came to score. We're playing a man down. I was like, well, you kind of suck

because you ain't scoring on us. And he goes, dude, how old are you? Yeah, that was your combat? Yeah, that's tough. Yeah. You do much better in here. And there's not a threat of being beaten up.

I guess. My younger guys. Yeah. No, I mean, we can't score. Well, they couldn't score either. It was tied one to one. We don't need to hear that analysis of the game. Him talking trash about us not being able to score is like, well, you're not scoring either.

So what? And I said, they were a man down though, right? Well, they were a girl. I'm not doing this. No, no. No. No. No.

No. No. No. Too much man. Too much man. But yeah. Mark Braley. Waterpolo.

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