The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Early Bird) Bobby & His Wife Hotel Troubles + Update On Abby's Original Song! + Mailbag: Baby Trapping Friend

Episode Date: September 19, 2023

Find out what happened when Bobby and his wife walked into the hotel room they were staying in over the weekend....Plus, Abby shares an update on how her original song "Hey There Hometown" is doing since premiering it last week! Mailbag: Our listener caught a woman "baby trapping" one of his friends. The woman is pregnant and she went off birth control without telling him to make it happen. Should our listener tell the guy or should they stay out of it?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Here's it. I got a little update for you on my son's birthday party. So last week I said, oh, my son's got a birthday party on. It was the same time as the Cowboys game. What do I do, right? Hey, shout out to Showtime Sports, the place we had the party at. They knew I was coming. They had a big TV set up with a game on. Did they know you were coming for real? They knew it was you? Nah, it was just up there. Okay, because it was a big game. Yeah, yeah. And so me and like five other dads, we just sat there and watched the game while the kids just played.

Did you sit there and only pay attention to the game or were you able to just look back at the game while you were paying attention to kids? No, no, they had couches set up. So we sat and watched the game and then during commercials we'd go watch the kids. Okay. That's not what I thought you would say. But thank you for your honesty. The kids sometimes would run to the couch and sit with us for a little bit too. It worked out for everyone.

It was great. What would they do when they would sit on the couch? Ask for money or just care about the game? Just be like, what's the score? What's the score? Oh, yeah. All right, well, I'm glad you got to watch your game. It's your kid's birthday. Shout out. Thank you guys.

All right, moving on. When Dan and Shea were in the studio, he could only name one Dan and Shea's song. One of them that he guessed was named me and Bieber, and that one was wrong. All right, here's lunchbox. I just want to, I mean, I guess it's spill the tea, whatever you want to call it. Amy, who is the... Do you want the... Yeah, go ahead.

Go ahead. I spill the tea. Let's spill the tea. Amy, who's the busiest person on this show? Bobby. Sorry, sorry. Bobby, yeah. Self-proclaimed.

busiest person on the show. Bobby. Eddie. Yeah, Eddie just slumped all the time. You know what to me? Never has time to do anything. Oh, man, I'm working so hard. Amy, I'm going to send you a picture. And this is what Eddie does at work when we're all, he thinks everyone's gone and he's quote, unquote, working. This is what he does. He's on his phone and what is he doing. He is face-timing friends. That's right. Let me see that. Let me see that picture. Oh, yeah. Are you facetiming with someone there, Eddie? That's right. You know who that is? My business partner. No. No, it's our friend Steve. He's also my business. What business? Chickens.

We were talking about what kind of smokers we need to buy for. No chance. What you were talking about is the Cowboys wins because you're both Cowboys fans and you sat on the phone for 30 minutes celebrating the Cowboys victory. And it's like so busy but got time to FaceTime Steve at work. And I would jump in and protect Eddie, but do you hear him trying to throw me under the bus earlier? But when? Because they were like, who's the busiest name? He goes Bobby.

Then who's the self-proclaimed? You go, Bobby, trying to get it out. I know. Throw it on you a little bit. So someone also pointed out to me, look, Eddie, I don't care what you do with your. time. But he does proclaim to be busy. And then he also talks about how he's like a present dad, always tries to do things. And now we're with each kid every day.

Golly. I do that. He has four kids. And there was something in a segment, I guess it was yesterday. I don't know. Someone sent a note that was like, Eddie literally said, so I never get to pick my kids up from school because I'm working out. Like he wasn't like, because he's at work. That's part of my life. Yeah, when you choose to do that. I know, but you can. I don't want to be on Eddie's team because he tried to throw me under the bus. But you know what? Working out part of my life.

That's okay. I don't know. He's just like. But I agree with you. Good try. Good try though, guys. Hey. Hey, so the face time. I mean, self-reli.

Eddie's face-times for a long time. Steve for like 30 minutes a day. Guys, we're talking about business. You don't even do chickens anymore. Yeah, no one even buys your chicken. We do do chickens. All right. Anyway, thank you, lunchbox.

Good try, guys. She needs to be more careful when reading DMs on Instagram. We don't want her to fall for yet another scam. Here's Amy. So, so. had a water company issue for, well, much of this year. My bills were crazy high. Then we figured out where the leak was.

The water company came out multiple times, though, and they couldn't figure out the problem. So I had to hire an outside company to figure it out. Anyway, long story short, now that my water bill is back down to being low, I decided to reach out to them to see if there was anything they could do, like refund-wise, because they weren't able to help me figure it out.

I just give it a shot. I didn't think they for sure owed me anything. Well, they did me find. $400 back. They did just because you asked. Moral of this story is, hey, just see where they want to help you out. I mean, I think they went through like a few different months and decided to make it right for certain things. It's all arbitrary.

You know that. Oh, yeah. It's just somebody going, yeah, why not? Yeah, why not? I mean, so why not ask. And I was very, very grateful because I spent way more than that on water because of a pinhole leak. And because of the months they gave back to me, those were technically married months. So I am going to split half of me.

I'm like, why would you say? Wait, do you have to? I don't have to say anything, but I guess too late. No, because I feel like if he should get the 200 and I'll take the 200, we'll split the 400. Good for you.

Because that seems like the right thing to do. Would he even know? What do you ever know? He wouldn't. Yeah. No. Should I bleep this last part out? No, I'm not worried about it. I feel like it's fine. Good for you. Then you have integrity. I like that. If they had happened to choose the months that like

the divorce was final, then that'd be different, but. Oh, well. All right, right, go ahead. From Mount Pine, Arkansas. He recently cut his hair, and he wants us to notice and stare. Bobby bones. Thank you very much. Okay, this is what I was alluding to yesterday on the show.

We go to Virginia Beach to do a show last Friday night, my comedically inspirational tour, and we probably get in at like two. We usually go to sound check at like three, meet and greet at five show. It just rolls all the way through the night. My wife and I get into the hotel. We walk in,

and I go into the bathroom, and there's toilet paper in there with poopie on it. In the toilet? In the toilet. The bed was made. Oh, that means the maid used the bathroom. But there's toilet paper with poopie on it. And I'm like, oh.

And I know. I used to clean, like, resort condos of my grandma. We'd go clean. And normal humans, stand them in there and mess up. So I get it. We walk up and Kailen asked me if I'm drinking some weird energy drink. And I'm like, what? An empty energy drink can was on the table under the tea.

that also was left there. I was between the poopie toilet paper and the toilet and the big old energy, we were grossed out the whole time. You had a squatter. So did you? I didn't. No?

You didn't ask for free room? No. Oh, come on. Dude, poopy toilet paper is absolutely valid for free room. I didn't want to get anybody in trouble. I didn't want to get somebody who's... True.

I was borderline, though, at saying something. I didn't because I could flush it and just throw it away. Sure. But I was bored about it. But we did not. But I couldn't stop thinking about it. Even when I was sleeping, I was like,

is this clean? Yeah, I was like, I wonder they pooped on the pillowcase. You know, it's just, oh, it was gross, though. So I didn't like that. But we used to, in D.C. the next night, it was super clean. Oh, good. Well, that makes up for it. Well, that's normal.

It's a different hotel. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. I found out the other day that someone I know baby trapped her boyfriend after he told her he never wanted to have kids. I know this because he's good friends with my husband.

She wanted to get married and have kids, so she stopped taking her birth control pills and got pregnant. He doesn't know any of this information yet. And if I had to guess, he's going to be furious. They've only been dating three months. Does he have a right to know? Should I see if my husband can talk to him about it or is it something he needs to find out on his own? Signed, discovered a baby trap. So she gets not pregnant yet then, right?

According to this, she's not pregnant yet, or she has pregnant. She has to be pregnant. Because if you baby trapped, that means you have the baby in. Or she's trying to baby trap. I don't hear that she's pregnant. She is pregnant and got pregnant. She wanted to get pregnant. And got pregnant.

Dang, I thought she was just like in the process. That sucks. This is illegal, right? But you can't prove that she did that. There's no conversation, no text. If you don't have full of. Also, what's the benefit? Let's just do this.

Let's say you go. And you're like, hey, man. This is what she did. First of all, you can't prove it. It's all hearsay. And then two, let's say she did do it. What good is it doing to tell him that while she's pregnant and he's about to have a baby? What good does it do?

None. It really doesn't do any good. I think it's kind of one of those awkward chili situations where you kind of want to get in that chili, but don't keep your spoon out. Because you don't even know if it's true for sure you're hearing it hearsay. And we love running our mouths when we hear something. Yeah. but it's just it's so much hearsay and there also is no benefit to this because I was thinking if she's not pregnant I would go tell I would go give a heads up does it matter if he's going to stick around or not like is he going to stay in the relationship I would imagine he is because she wanted to get married and have kids so she stopped taking a birthday I don't have together three months this is all this is very terrible I mean how long are you with your ex-husband before you got married uh six yeah yeah until you got engaged three I just throwing that out there wow wow wow I wasn't trying to baby trap him.

No, I know. I'm just saying some people, everybody has a different timeline. We shouldn't really assign ourselves to the timeline. Thanks. Yeah. I guess.

Right. I just thought it's a little quick to baby trap. Does he have a right to know? The question is, does he have a right? Yeah, but it's not your job. But it's not your job.

And you heard it. You heard it. You don't know it. So eat your own chili? Yeah, stay out of it. Yeah. Far far away. Yeah, not your cervix.

Leave it alone. Stay out of it. Mm-hmm. That's tough though. Thank you for the evening. But you stay out of it. There you go. That's it.

Close it up. We got your email and we ran to close. Bobby's mail bag. Our very own Abby is in studio. Her artist name, Abby Lee Anderson. Here she is. With that song, Hey There, hometown. That's been blowing up the charts.

Saw a big article in the paper written about you. Yes. Wichita Eagle. Headline, Bobby Bones helps Wichita Native Lunch singing career and her new song about Wichita. Wow. She doesn't have a season. singing career. That is a false advertisement.

Like, guys, oh my God. Have you ever been paid to sing? Yes. Absolutely. That's a career. So, they talk about this songs about Wichita generally, the Wichita lineman. There's, oh, oh, they've added it to the list of Wichita. And even Seven Nation Army, I'm going to Wichita. Wow. Yeah.

So, and then, how did you feel about that article? It's awesome. I mean, I grew up with that newspaper in my house. What? That's crazy. Since debuting the song on the show I'm performing in front of the Orphium crowds in August Abby Leanderson has been in studio to record an official version. The full lyrics are below.

It started streaming on all major music platforms on Thursday. And then not only that, Abby's song was in the top 100 on iTunes. It's like 60 something. Wow. Wow. Wow. Sounds like a career to me. Yeah, that's what a career is. Lunchbox, what do you think about her song making top

like 60 on iTunes? I just don't believe it. What do you mean? No, I have a... I have a picture of it. They're great. Any song can make top 50, 60. That's not true.

That also is not true. But you have to admit the song's good. Yeah. The guys that wrote it were amazing. It's her whole story. She did not, guys. But you don't know this. I know it.

Abby, I'm very proud of it. Abby, how many lines did you write? That's not how songwriting works. It's literally not. Don't change the question. But that's not how songwriting works. Okay, so what is it? If Abby goes, okay, this is where I'm

from is what I want to express it this way and someone goes, what if we say it like this? Oh yeah, I like that. But what if we in? Then all the sudden nobody wrote one whole line, but you all collectively came together and did a line or three lines. If I had to guess. If I'm just going to guess. Okay, let me just guess.

That's what we do. We do a hypothesis here. No, no, no. Hypothesis is not the, you're talking about hypotheticals. No, no, I'm doing my hypothesis. It's my belief, my theory. And then at the end, I may be proven right or wrong. Good.

I like that. What is that called the science project? You know what I'm talking about the research. When you have the folded thing, my hypothesis, Abby said, oh, I'm from Wichita. I'm going to sing a song in Wichita. And then they took that and ran with it. And then Abby's like, I'm a writer. Abby, how did it go?

I mean, so I came in with like line by line, kind of wanted, not line by line. So you wrote 90% of the song. How I wanted to start out like my childhood and how I started out in Wichita. Yes. And then now here I am. I always wanted to sing. Now here I am actually singing what I'm doing now, which I said. I love my job now.

So it was like an actual story. Like I was on, I remember Wichita, like the playground. And then being at football games. What about, Whoa, Wichita,

You've always been home to me. Did you come up with that? That was collective. See, thank you. There you go. But that's not a win. No, no, no. Okay.

So what, which line? Just tell me something you came up with. I don't, I just told you the playground. The whole structure of the song. Basically, yes. The whole story of it.

Well, congratulations, because I saw you talking to Alexa and you were like, play, and then it played the song. That was really cool. That's really cool. And then it was top 60 on iTunes, and then you got this article written about you. Yeah. So what's best case scenario in your mind from all this? That I did something that I've always wanted to, but I've been holding back. I mean, I've been here 10 years and I was like, oh, I can't do that.

It's impossible. No one's going to take me seriously. And then you get out there and you actually do it and it happens. And I'm like, okay, now it's limitless. What I do. There's a limit. In your mind, though, what's the best case scenario that could happen from you putting this song out? From this?

Well, I would just say me growing as like an artist and getting more songs out. Like, I want to do an EP. That's what I want to do. Like, I think more like personal is what would be the best for me. And what's the worst case scenario? The worst case? I don't think there's a worst case. Amen.

It's already been awesome. Let's go. So her name is Abby Lee Anderson. if you look her up and you stream her. L-E-I-G-A-P. And I hope people stream you. I hope they straight. This song, what?

Will you play the hook again, Ray? Strike while the iron's hot. You know, theory. Okay, true. You're on tour with Jonas Brothers. Start tomorrow. Go. Oh.

Like, you gotta go now, right? No, I don't think so. Now where. Yeah. The career. Like, it's taking off. Eddie, go. When Bobby says it's limitless, he's being...

I didn't say limitless. She did. Yeah. He's letting him right there is letting her know. Let's not get out of control with these. No, no. It's me going that's awesome. Let's keep building on it.

While you're also still doing this. Yes. And if you ever say, hey, I really want to go out and take this out, you have my blessing to go and do whatever you want to do. Like if someone asked me to go on tour, be a background vocalist,

you know, to harmonize. You wouldn't want to be a background vocalist. I'd struggle with that. No, but if you, like, Abby, you should come open. I'd be like, Abby, you go do that.

But don't wait for someone to ask, though. Wait, you'd struggle with her. Like, if she got asked to do that. Yeah, she shouldn't be a background vocalist. That's a whole different thing than what she's trying to do.

Yes, until she wanted to go be an artist. And then she was like, I have to be an artist and struggle that way. You can be a background vocalist five years ago. And it's a really hard thing to do it, but that's what they do. That's what they want to do. That's what how they, that's a very hard thing to do, but that's their direction. You are a star. Oh, okay.

I just don't get why lunchbox can't be happy like for once. Just, just once. Like you say you're my friend, but you're not. Amen. What do you mean? I got you a singing game. I mean, I got you a job. But you also made fun of it.

and put her up for a bunch of singing gigs that are making fun of her. Yeah, and guess what? Without me, she would not be where she is today. Is that true or not true? That's not true. Really? If I didn't make fun of her singing, you wouldn't give her all these chances. Oh, so you're doing her purpose? So you've been doing her a favor? Oh, wow.

About making fun of her. Like, if I didn't tell her she needed vocal lessons, she wouldn't have got vocal lessons because she thought her nasly voice sounded good. Is he the reason that you've started to have some success? Yes. You know, in the past, there have been haters and I let them stop me, but now I'm like, I'm going to let it, like, feel like. This fire, right.

But prove the people right to believe in you instead of worrying about proving the people wrong that don't. I know, that's true. Okay. So, yeah, thank you to everybody that does believe. Let's play it. Let's play a song now. Boom. No, no.

This is a national show. We can't be playing these goofy songs. It's not goofy. It's so good. You admitted the song is good because you said the songwriters. You heard it. You thought Faith Hill was singing it. No, I did not.

That's what I remember. This is, Hey There Hometown from our very own, Abby Lee Anderson. Hey There Home. town. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Her name was Susan Guffy. She passed away last year. But she went to Highland Park and Topeka.

And so with that, when she died, she left him $5 million. Wow. That's a lot of money. That's crazy. What about her family? It was like, hello. What about us? Hello. You're good.

But the principal says, you know what? I met her over a decade ago. And she always was involved with helping the school. and so although that's a lot of money, it wasn't like a crazy surprise, but he told her they had a shortage of books, and the next week back then they looked, and all of a sudden these books were donated. So over the years, even somewhat anonymously,

she just kept helping the school. But again, when she passed away, she left $5 million. Man, that's so cool. There was a lady, she pushed a cart around near Mountain Pine. Like a, I think they called the bag lady, because she always had bags. Like a grocery cart?

Yes. full of she had bags, and she'd just fill it with random crap. And everybody knew where she lived right on the side of the road, and all these bags were stacked up outside of her house. And it was kind of dirty. But everybody knew her as a bag lady. Everybody took care of her if she needed it,

but she didn't need much. She kept to herself. And when she died, she left a couple organizations. The church is like $2 million. She had money. That's crazy. I know, it's crazy. Anyway, big shout out.

Susan Guffy, you may not be here. Maybe you're listening from Heaven. Maybe you're not. Dude, what if we're on Heaven's radio? I think we are. I check the website. Right now we're the ones. We're featured.

Heaven.com. All right. Awesome. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care which I'm saying.

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that they make the air. Rejected segments. The top five rejected segments from the past 30 days. These are all ideas that you guys have sent in. I like to free you, Amy. You have no rejected segments that were so bad that you made those this week. Nice job, Amy. Nice job.

But I feel like they still make it through this. So sometimes they get bummed that I don't have anything apart of it because it's like you're... Well, they have to be so bad to make it through this. I know, but this makes me want to submit such bad things. That's what I do sometimes. No, you guys don't do that. The only one who really tries to go super creative. is Mike D.

And he puts out some really crazy weird ones just to go, let's just see if this were. Oh, you're saying me and lunchbox just do regular. Yeah, you just suck. Yeah, sometimes, yeah. Number five. Which is Mike D suggesting the ear piercing punishment. We simply play a game where the loser must go to Clares

and get their ear pierce. No. Oh. No, no. Thank goodness. That's a rejected second. It's like, I like to get an ear pair. I like the bunny, please.

Doesn't that whole stay there forever? I think it grows back. Oh, it does? Yeah, but it gets infected. Rip it out like Amy did. All right. Next one. Number four.

Simply because it was so boring and we never would have talked about it. Eddie submitted, I have a hard time deleting emails. Wow. This is important because I have, let me see how many emails I have, unread. Dude, the number is crazy. 10,809 unread emails. Why don't you delete them? Well, because my email said you are running out of space.

So I was like, I'm going to have to delete some emails. But literally, if there has any kind of information on it, I have a hard time to lead in it. So you're hoarding. Yeah. Email hoarder. It's so hard for me to get rid of emails. Oh my gosh. Okay, that one was like, there's no way we'd ever do that.

Here we go. Next one. Number three. In a first for rejected segments ever in the history of rejected segments, the top three are all held by one person. Lunchbox. Ray Mundo. Oh, no. Yeah.

Oh, good. So I didn't have any either. You didn't. You didn't. I did a good job this month. You did a job. job. Ray Mundo. He said he had a Jennifer Lopez story that's an exclusive. Here we go. If we want it. Click bait, Ray. For sure, clickbait Ray. Go ahead, Ray. No, I was talking to this dude in the Bahamas at a pool and he used to work security and he said, this is just interesting. Why J-Lo is J-Lo? He said she loves to gamble. She's actually almost a little bit obsessed with it. So she would go to a casino, I believe it was in Atlantic City and rent the thing out. So it's just her and her friends, 30 people partying. But she would have them lower all the table.

limits to $1 because she hates losing money but loves to gamble. I'm like, well, that's why she's one of the richest people in the world. She's smart with her money. But she rented out the whole casino, so they made enough money. That's expensive. We have no way to actually verify this except Ray was sitting at the pool with a guy who claimed he used to be something. In the Bahamas.

Right. How do you know he was even telling the truth? He was, I mean, he was a police officer for 36 years. Did you see a badge or anything? I didn't ask for it. I mean, this is quite the weird story to fabricate. Just to like throw it out there to somebody you've never met. Right.

Yeah. So this was just unverified tea gossip. That's one of three? That's three. And number two and number one, I LOL, especially when I put them by each other. All right, let's go. Number two.

So at number two, Ramundo wanted to go around the room. He said, let's go around the room and recommend a friend of ours who does music. And so this was him wanting to come on the air and just, I don't know, shout out one of his buddies. Eric Dodd. Was it Eric Dodd? No, it's not Eric Dodd. I have other music buddies. So it was him suggesting that it would be.

a segment, but he had somebody he really wanted to promote. It was like the time Lunchbox wanted to do carpool karaoke, but really he just wanted a ride to work. Right. Yeah, that would be fun. Like Ray, I think Ray was like, I'll talk about you on the show. So he submits this segment, right? And so we didn't do it because we're not going to go around, just be like, I got a friend who's in music and play, just kind of a weird set.

Yeah, I don't really have any musician friends. But who was it, Ray? Dan Smalley, okay. And did you tell him there was a chance he'd get on the air? No, I just came up with the idea because he sent me a song and I was like, That's actually kind of dang good. So, and it rolls into, and we didn't do this. Can we hear the song? Not yet.

It rolls into number one because we did not do number two and then like a week and a half later, number one comes in. Here we go. Number one. When was the last time you heard a song that literally made you slap your knee? And guess what it was? Aaron Smalley. It was Dan Smalley or whatever.

He's trying. He tried twice to get his buddy on the air. Flap your knee. So. That was something exchanged then. No, there's not. I like the song. Something happened because he fought for it twice.

Yep, yep, yep, yep. So, Ray, what's his name? Dan Smalley. S-M-A-S-M-A-L-E-Y. And our wives used to work together. Okay, and your wives, they don't anymore? Yeah, they both took different jobs. Okay.

And what kind of artist is he? A country. Okay. And would you happen to have a song by some chance? I do. Okay. That makes you slap your knee? Yeah.

And the songs are reloaded? Yes. In the appropriate place? Correct. Yeah, yeah, we figured. Okay, here's dance. What's it called? This is called Born and Raised on the Bayou.

Let's see. Here we go. Crawfish pie talking, finger-licking, born and raised on the Bayou. Watchful rhythm and a bullfroghull coming. Daddy sweet apple moonshine coming. Babies and the dogs in the backyard running. Born and raised on the Bayou.

Ageing Country Hall. Sounds good. Yeah. It sounds kind of swarmy. Cajun, buy it. Oh, here we go. I like this too. Hold on.

You guys hear that? Let me slap my knee. Yeah, that's my knee on that one. It's good. It's just Ray was like trying to strategically get this in. Twice. So I admire it. Yeah.

The Dan Smalley, born on. It worked. It's gone. Born on the Bay. Do you feel good now? I like the song. So now you can keep your money he gave you or whatever. The beers that you gave you?

Yeah. No. If I like something, I try to bring it to the show. But you'd like try to cheat it in twice. Just because literally one day I was like, dang, I almost slapped my knee just listening to this song. What are you going to say? I mean, off this song, I mean, Ray may be in something on the J-Lo thing because J-Lo's mom. Won a bunch of the slot machine.

At an Atlantic City casino, dollar slot. But she won, like, his millions. Yes, that's what I'm saying. He said she rented it out. Everything was a dollar. Her mom at the Atlantic City casino, dollar slots. Interesting. Ray was on to something.

Well, Ray, thank you for suggesting all those segments. Yes. And shout out to Dan Smalley, our boy. Yeah. I'm still slapping, man. Slap my knee, man. Slap my knee. All right, here's the game we're going to play next.

I'm going to play you a 911 call, and you tell me why they called 911. Oh. For example, would you play the clip there? Not a one of your emergency. Okay, do you have emergency, sir? Because you dialed 911. I dial 911. Yeah, you dial 911.

I don't. I am not understanding what you're saying, sir. So was he a so drunk? He thought he was calling his ex-girlfriend for a little booty call. Was he wanted to order a cheeseburger and he was now he was so hungry and he was mumbling or he accidentally butt dialed 911 while out at a bar. What would you suggest there? Cheeseburger. A booty call.

The answer is, here you go. You have emergency? A cheeseburger. Have a good day. Slow up on me. I ask you if you had emergencies. You said no, you needed a cheeseburger so we don't take cheeseburger orders. You give me some information, maybe we can try to help you out.

He won a cheeseburger. Yeah, some of the cops over. Can't do that. Get a cop burger. Yes, right. So, get a police BLT. We're going to come back and you guys will do five of these, see if you can win or wins pride or something. Okay.

We'll play 911. Name that 911 call next. I'll play you a 911 recording of someone calling for an unusual reason. I'll give you a few options. Name the reason they were calling. All right, here we go. Hit it. 911.

This isn't really an emergency, but it is sort of one to this little lady. So we got a little lady going. Well, it's not an emergency. So is she calling A because she needs help opening a bottle of beer that she bought so she could sleep? Was she having a scrapbooking emergency? And she wanted to see if police could bring her more glue for her hot glue gun. Or she accidentally recorded over murder, she wrote, and wanted to see if police had a copy. So they could, she could watch it on a car.

Let me play it one more time. Here you go. 9-1-1. This isn't really an emergency, but it is sort of one to this little old lady. Little old lady, done? Little old lady. Yeah. Open a bottle of beer.

Scrapbooking emergency or murder, she wrote. Amy. Beer. Lunchbox. Bottle of beer. Eddie? She needed that glue for the scrapbook. Okay, we got it.

Two beers and one book. Go ahead. I went out and bought myself a couple of small bottles of beer. I thought that would relax me. What? problem. The problem is, I can't open the bottle. Could you send a man over and I'll be downstairs and have him open the bottle? Okay, no, wait a minute. Okay, wait a minute. Am I correct that you can't sleep? So you went out and bought two bottles of beer and you want a policeman to come by and open them for you? Yes, please, because I don't have any equipment here that seems to handle that kind of a prop.

You know, I feel bad for she's old. She's old. I know. She's not from sleep. All right, next up, here we go. 911, what's the location of your emergency? Let's not get into that yet. I have a question. Is this an emergency, sir? Depends.

Wow, I love this. This is a good one. He either did not get to see the Game of Thrones finale and wants to ask what happened. He and his girlfriend got to an argument, and they needed an unbiased third party to settle the argument. or he has been growing the wacky tobacco and he wants to know how much he can get in trouble for her. Hmm. So here's the clip on more time. 911.

What's the location of your emergency? Let's not get into that yet. I have a question. Is this an emergency, sir? Which one is it? Write him down, please. Lunchbox. Wacky tobacco.

Eddie? Oh, wacky tobacco. That's why he doesn't want to say anything yet. Yep, doesn't want to give that locale. Amy? Settle an argument. It is wacky-backy. Yeah.

What's going on? I was just growing some marijuana. I was just wondering what the, how much, you know, trouble you can get into for one plant. You're growing marijuana and you want to know how much depends on how big the plant is. It's only a seedling. No, it's a possession. Okay. You can get pinched for a roach in a car.

Okay. We'll get to that later. Oh, boy. All right, let's do another one. We are the emergency services. We deal with life. and death incident. But you don't...

Nothing to do with the police. Do you have a number or I can't do it? No, I don't have a number either. It's emergency life or death. So obviously that's in the UK. The caller there, that you can hear, was she calling to get help because she could not remember the password to her laptop?

Was she trying to get a hold of Prince William so she wanted the number? Or was she trying to get a product on home shopping network? But she didn't get the number, so she called 911. So laptop, Prince William. or shopping network. Lunchbox is in the lead here. He's always people.

Yeah, he knows his crap. I mean, I don't want to sing. Eddie? I'm going to go with. He lost the password. I think that was a girl or not? Definitely a girl. Oh, okay, yeah, whoever it was.

He lost the password. Lunchbox. She is attracted to Prince William. Amy? Prince William. Please imagine say. I'm calling because my laptop is closed. I need to enter up the department number.

We've called up the police to get a password for your laptop. All right, correct. Yeah. We have two more. Here we go. Let's go, baby. Here is the next one. Too obvious.

Hi, is this a sheriff? This is Sergeant Mark Duddleston with the Sharonville Police. How can I help you? I had two cops come here last night. All right, two cops came to the house. Oh, interesting. Oh, wow. Did he want to invite the two cops that came by his house to the next party because he thought they were cool?

He calls to ask for his wacky-backy-back because the cops. Took it. Or he called to accuse the cops of hitting out of his girlfriend. So I'll play it again. Oh, man. Hi, is this a sheriff? This is Sergeant Mark Duddleston with the Sharonville Police. How can I help you?

I had two cops come here last night. All right, so that they are. They want to invite him back because he liked them. They took his wacky-de-baki or they hit on his girlfriend. Easy. This is easy. Amy? Girlfriend.

Lunchbox? He wants to call to fight the cops because they hit on his chick. Eddie? He sounds upset. They hit on his girlfriend. Show me that clip. I had two cops come here last night and steal my fiend. I wanted back.

It's only like four grams, but it was really good. It was really good. It took his wacky? Final one. Two wacky tobackeys? Final one. Here we go. Hit it.

What do you need that for? Actually, what's the problem is, Mike? Okay, so that's what you have there. What's the problem is, a, A, he called because he couldn't get the paint off after coloring his entire body blue for a sports game. So that's the problem. Two, he called because he swallowed a piece of gum and thought it was going to be stuck in his stomach for 10 years. Or C, he took Viagra and it hasn't gone down for four days.

One more time, listen to him here. What do you need that for? Actually, what's the problem is, Mike? Now you hear her, say, what do you need EMS for? Oh, I just said, okay. Hey, I don't know. Eddie and lunchbox are tied. Amy can tie in here.

This is huge. Lunchbox? Gum. Eddie? Viagra. Amy? Blue pill. Oh, two Viagras and one gum.

Okay, it's not the paint of his body blue. Okay, good, good, good, good. Let's just play it, man. No, no, he's distra, dude. It's the Viagra. I took some pills, and I took two Viagra pills, and my f***ed up for, like, four days, and there hasn't been any signs of change whatsoever.

Four days. And Eddie is our winner. Nice job, Eddie. Nice job. What do you want to say to all those things? My runners out there. Hey, guys, guys, stop using 911. That's right.

Come on, it's for emergencies only. Stop abusing the system. But Eddie, you are the winner. Nice job, buddy. A voicemail from Kevin. Hey, Bobby Bones. A couple months back, won a $500 gift card to Home Depot.

I used a little bit of it. Did a home project. And then we had some floods in the area and found some other ways to make use of it. And really, everybody benefited from that. So I appreciate you guys for sponsoring and getting Home Depot on board and everything worked out great. Thank you all again and have a wonderful day. Yeah, appreciate that.

We did a whole deal with the military and Home Depot. So glad to hear that it worked for you and it sounds like for other people too. That's really cool. All right. Next up, here is Rebecca in Tampa, Florida. Just had a comment and question about taking your husband's last name. Myself, like Amy, I am divorced with three kids and I have remarried. I did not take my new husband's last name because I chose to keep the same last name of my

kids. And I'm just curious if Amy has any thoughts on what she might do in that situation. Well, good question. Currently, I'm keeping my ex-husband's last name. Because of the kids. Because of the kids. And, well, professionally, I've been Amy Brown. So that's the thing. And I don't know if I were to get married what I would do. But I think it's okay. If you're known for that professionally or you just want to maintain consistency with your kids, you just have to do what feels best for you. Everybody's going to look a little bit different.

But hopefully your new person, your significant other doesn't mind that you're holding on to the, like they understand the reason why. So your message is regardless of the situation, do what feels good. Absolutely. There you go, everybody. Sounds good. Hey, just do what feels good. No.

In any situation whatsoever, if it feels good, chase it. That's what I said. Not any situation, but you have to do what feels right for you. I agree. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Jorts are officially back in style and not just the cutoffs. This fashion trend includes the long, baggy. I mean, they have a hem and everything.

Even the cargo jorts are back. Not just for men, for women, too. So this is something we saw in the 90s. But I feel like they've been back like two times. Yeah. They've made temporary, like, that little game where the little thing pops his head out and you hit it with... Wackamol. Yeah, I feel like it's whack-a-mole a couple of times.

Because I've had some jorts a couple times. times, although they may not have been in style. You had the cutoff shorts? Both. Well, when I was a kid, you'd buy jeans and we couldn't afford to buy shorts as well, so you just cut them off after you wore them a whole year. And then it got back to being cool again, and you're like, well, now what do I do?

Yeah, well, you know, short cutoffs have always been in, but these are the ones that go, like, down to the knees. Yeah, I hear you. So, yeah, y'all can start rocking home, and maybe even your braided belt. Do you ever ever ever braided belt from, like, L.L. Bean? Okay. I didn't. L-L bean.

Is that the mall? You guys have it? Yeah. Sounds like it was at the mall. Yeah. I thought it was a coffee store. No. Okay.

Okay. So what's the weirdest way you've ever made some extra cash? Oh. So I hooked for a while. Really? It's tough, dude. A fished guys. Your minds are all in the gutter.

No, what's up? Well, one time I was in Vegas for a work convention when I was in sales way before I did radio and there was this huge piece of chocolate cake. And I didn't really make that much money, so I was always looking for ways. And they said if you eat that entire piece of cake, we'll give you a couple hundred dollars. So I did it. And it was like my Vegas money. It was awesome.

You got the money? I got the money. Why do you ask this question? Well, because there was something put up online. And the top weird way to make extra cash was selling urine, like clean urine, especially to coworkers that may get drug tested. And that's just a way to make extra money. I would do that. What if it was selling clean urine to people who weren't getting drug tested?

They just wanted your. urine. That's weird. That's a little weirder, huh? Yeah. It's definitely weird, but it's kind of crazy that would be a thing. Listen, you know pictures of my feet? Cool. You want me urine? Cool. You know my used underwear? Cool. It didn't bother me. It ain't hurting me. I'll sell it all. I'll put it on gift basket. Do it like Easter. All at the same time. Yeah, go ahead. Carrie Underwood's home life is very similar to yours. Mine. She was on the Today Show, and they asked her to describe her typical day in the life, and here's a clip. The kids go to school, my husband usually takes them.

But the second they leave, it's like got a vacuum, make their beds and kind of check their rooms, and make sure there's not wet towels on the floor and see that. Clean our room, go work out, garden. I'm always cooking something or caning something. I kind of live in the kitchen, making bread or something. She's just like us. Pretty normal. Yeah, stars are just like us.

I mean, that's my father. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So shout out to Don Rutledge, a substitute teacher at an elementary school that decided to put something really special in his neighborhood for his neighbors to enjoy. It's an old pay phone.

But he wired it to work to where you don't even need a quarter. You can call anywhere you want to. Not only that, if you just go to the payphone and pick it up and press one, you get a knock-knock joke. You press two, you get to listen to a joke for kids. And he just wanted something to bring a smile to people that are walking by. I'm sure the NSA's not involved in this. NSA, who are they?

Like if they're listening to calls, if you call anybody. National security? Somehow, I bet you big brothers involved. That's really cool. I mean, pay phones are weird. They weren't back when I was a kid, but pay phones now would never touch on. Yeah, they're so gross. They're so good.

What this guy did, though, I like it. It's a community effort. hopefully not only can you push one and get a joke, but there's also one of those little tubes of wipes that you can wipe it down. That would be really good too. Yes, yes. All right, well, good job, buddy. If the neighborhood's happier, everybody wins.

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