The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Early Bird) Bobby’s Top 5 Songs NOT to Sing At Karaoke + Morgan’s Thirst Trap Challenge + Caller Sets the Story Straight on Alleged “Shady” First Date

Episode Date: May 10, 2022

Bobby shares his list of banned songs from karaoke and the reasoning why. Morgan has the men on the show pick between two celebrities based on which is more attractive in their eyes. Remember the story where we were wondering if a listener was going on a first date to Bobby’s comedy show with a married guy? Well, he calls in and sets the story straight!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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do not give money to people saying they're me. because it ain't me asking for money. And the only thing coming from me is a blue checkmark. And there are so many people that are being taken advantage of because of this. Or just being fooled in general by people trying to scam folks on Instagram or Facebook. And there was a story that came out. An 85-year-old woman tried to buy a $500 gift card from Dollar General. But the manager realized when she was trying to buy this that she was buying it because she fell for a phone scam

where someone was trying to get a gift card, which is what they always try to do. So she was on the phone during her visit. It was suspicious. There was a bad guy in the other line. Here's a clip of the news story from KCCI 8 News talking about the clerk who stopped it and the police officer who called the scammer. I asked her, you know, is this for somebody on the phone? And she whispered, yes.

And I said, do you know this person? And she said, no. She's like, but I'm not supposed to tell you. Police say the victim had been on the phone with the scammer for two hours. He told her she needed to send him $500 to collect. a $2.5 million prize. So in a lot of ways, people are getting scammed. Oh, wow.

Getting out of control. And it's, you know, I mentioned the Instagram stuff. It's mostly older or vulnerable people. So, again, Cole Swindell may me reach out today. It may be Coles. It may not be Cole. It might be, though. I know it might be.

But if it's somebody in the country music world, or even if it's me, because they go, someone got some money from a woman and said they were me, it was not me. But make sure they have a blue check mark. And if someone calls you and says, we've got your family held hostage, that they don't. But just check. Watch us be the one time they do. Check just a case. But good for this manager at that Dollar General, who sounds young and knows what's going on and was able to help her.

So glad everybody's here. We have a great show coming up later. Lunchbox's 10 cringiest moments. We may do this inside of two segments. We may do it inside of one. But we have compiled over the past few years his cringiest moments. by the way, they can also be very funny. So it's not a slam at lunchbox.

I think he aims to be cringy sometimes. Man, I can't even think of ten cringy things I did. Ever. Ever. Your whole life? Okay. I do want to do this first. This is Amy Glitching, which by the way, I now believe I live in a simulation. You guys are all characters that aren't real. Maybe.

Because here's Amy at one point. She was like, hey, do you want to talk about the shortest female country artists? But she couldn't get the words out. Here you go. Do you care about the list of the shortest female country artists? Are they current? M. What?

What the heck? Most of them are. So I don't know what happened there. Here's the clip by itself. Mim, M. Okay. The second thing is she was trying to talk about

this place in Germany where you go through McDonald's on a boat. And she was talking about, hey, she was trying to say Mick Boat, McDonald's, a boat, McDonald's, a boat, Mick Boat. Here you go.

So you can paddle up on a dock, place your order, and then it's brought out to you by the staff. And it's called McDote, McMond. Makes no sense. I love that one. I don't believe she's a real human. A boat McDonald's.

Whatever. McDote, McMont. What were you trying to say? I think what I was trying to say was like, it's called McBoot McDonald's. McDonnells. McDonnell's. McDonough, McMont.

I think. Okay, and here's another one. This is the last one. This is Amy doing a tease for the pile about in-law red flags. Meaning, watch out for these with your in-laws. Law Red Flags. And here's what she says. That and Amy's pile is next. Amy? Well, I have a way that you can detect Alzheimer's and ADHD earlier and it's in the palm of your hand.

Okay. I have Red Law and Flat. No, no, no, no. What? So, Red Law and Flags. Yeah, that's tough one. What? You know.

I was trying to say red flags. I'm on to you guys. I know you're not real. Are you? I know. I'm starting to see cracks in the system. The Matrix is cracking down. I'm seeing it with my own eyes. Bobby Bones here. If you want quality auto coverage, at prices you can afford, take a closer look at the general insurance. For nearly 60 years of quality coverage, call 800 general or visit the general.com today.

The General Auto Insurance Services Inc. and insurance agency, Nashville, Tennessee, some restrictions apply. All right, it is time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. So I met this guy on Match. and decided to jump right in and go to dinner. I got dressed up very nice. I was actually very excited about it. Till we got to the restaurant, it was Golden Corral.

When he pulled into the parking lot, I thought it was a joke, but it wasn't. He really brought me to a Golden Corral on a first date. Not only that, everybody knew his name. They were like, hey, so-and-so. He wouldn't stop talking about how he was his favorite restaurant. I barely ate anything, and when the date was over, I couldn't wait to get home. if it weren't for the alcohol, I don't know how I would have gotten through the date at all.

Now this guy keeps texting me, and I won't text them back. For some reason, he's not getting the hint. So I sent him a quick text to say, I don't like buffets. He then wrote back something nasty, and I'm hoping that's the end of it. Who brings someone to a buffet on the first date

if they're not 80 years old? Signed Shelley. Well, Shelly, I can tell you that from reading this email, I don't really like you that much. Ouch. Well, maybe not all. of her, but I don't like this version or how she represents herself in this email. Because one, Golden Corral is awesome.

Two, you say that you didn't eat anything. Maybe if you would have, you would have understood how good Golden Corral is. And three, the fact that everybody there liked him shows you, he's probably a real likable person. I think you missed out on a good, solid dude. And also, I will say this, something that I would do back in my dating days, I wouldn't go somewhere super fancy on the first date. Sometimes I would go somewhere like a golden corral that was something we would normally do later in life anyway just to test them out.

I don't want to overly impress on date one. And then if we had a great time, then maybe you try to overly impress on date two or date three. So, Shelly, I think you missed out on a good dude. That's what I think. There's nothing wrong with somebody taking you to a buffet. I don't care which one it is. But I love that her response to him, like, she could have just been like, hey, you know, I'm good. Like, I don't, I'm not going to date you anymore.

but she had to just be like, I don't like buffets. Bonanza? You used to have a heck of a buffet. Oh, dude, good stakes, too. You had Bonanza? Oh, yeah, of course. Down South Texas. Golden Corral, heck of a buffet.

Yes. Like, Lubies, they had a kitchen line, and they'd have a little buffet, a little salad buffet in some of the Lubies, too. So they had like the double. So here's what we're going to say, don't hate on a buffet, and I think you missed out on a good guy, Shelley.

So I'm going to end it there, and thank you for your email, and I think you should give buffets a chance. There you go, Shelley. Appreciate that. And if you want to email us, Morgan, what do they do? Mailbag at bobbybones.com. All right, thank you. We've got your email and we've read it on your air.

Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. Everything is better electrified. Hyundai has the widest range of electrified vehicles on the market, including the first ever Tucson and Santa Fe plug-in hybrid EVs. Electric when you want it, gas, when you need it. Visit a Hyundai dealer or learn more at HyundaiUSA.com. Okay, so we have Evan on the phone, who is in Arizona.

Now, let me catch the audience up. So, ooh, maybe a week ago or so, a listener named Courtney called and said, hey, I'm going on the date with this guy. It's like a first real date. We're both flying to Nashville to go to your comedy show talking to me. And I was like, that's great. She goes, we're flying separately, and it's all separate, but then we're going to get there and stay in the same room. And we all had a little talk.

We were like, well, that sounds weird, but good luck and be safe. and let me know if you're not safe, right? Everybody called out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were like two beds. So then, Amy, while you were gone, we and some listeners all kind of decided that he's married. What?

That's what we fit. That's what we just kind of put into the world. After gathering all that information. Like, why is he wanting to be separate? Why is he getting? Yeah, like, why do they only meet up at, you know, other cities? Right. So, is there anything I'm missing about the setup here?

Wow, wow. Because I have him on the phone. Oh, no way. guy? I have the guy on the phone. No. His name is Evan. He is calling from Arizona. Evan, true or false, you're Courtney's date. True. Okay. True or false? You're married. Oh. Oh, my God. He paused.

Oh, he... Sorry, dude. What would you like to say, Evan, about this? Because now you've kind of been thrust into the limelight. What's going on in your head when you hear all this? I thought it was pretty funny. But I heard lunchbox mention you work at the same company. Like, how have you not met? We employ like 15,000 people. people at this site. So I've been here for a few years, but it's not like it's easy to just run across someone.

So it's a massive company, and you guys work at the same place, but you don't run into each other often. And have you hung out at all? I'm going to say if a story matches. Have you hung out at all? Yes. We watched, like, a university of Arizona football game at a bar somewhere last year. It was the other crappy team in the Pac-12.

Last year? Okay. And so now you're going... Like November or... Yeah, yeah. December. That's a long time. That's a long time.

So now you're going on a date. You're both coming to Nashville to watch my comedy show. Why so long? And why not just go on a date in town a couple times before you do this? So I check my Hilton honors app before I go on here. And it says I've stayed in a hotel 250 nights in the past year. So it's true. I have not been around a lot in the state of Arizona.

So you really are on the road so much that it's easier for you to meet her on the road. Yeah, pretty much. And we're also, like, we've talked about these calls, too, and think it's kind of funny and entertaining for us. But we're, like, comfortable with each other enough that we're not worried for each other's safety. And we're both kind of, like, easier-going people. So it's a risk to do a quote-unquote first date all the way in a different city. Same hotel. It's a risk to take.

It'll be fun. That's the risk. Come see you. The hotel. I would like to meet you, too. we'll figure it out closer to the show. I'm doing two shows back-to-back nights in June.

You need to meet him separate because he's got business. I know, I'll tell her blink twice if you're in trouble. But I think they're probably both very nice people. He's saying he's not married. I would like to meet you guys

when you come to town in June. Is that cool, Evan? Now are you done with it? No, that's totally cool. That'd be awesome. All right. Ray, let's get their number. I'll put Evan on hold.

I'd like to meet it. Mostly to check on her. Welfare check. Yeah, so how you doing? Good? Do the palm with the thumb? Evan, thank you for the call. He's not married. He wanted to say that. And that is where we will go from here. Okay. Everybody feels safe about this?

Well, okay, yeah. I feel good. Just be safe. That tone does not say you feel good. We'll see. All right. Thank you, Evan. Thank you, Courtney. By the way, if you guys want to come to my show, just go to Bobby Bones.com or CMATheater.com to get tickets to the shows in June. All right. Thank you guys. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.

So this guy got into an accident on a California highway and his car caught on fire. Bystanders started showing up with hoses from their yard, water bottles from inside, fire extinguishers. I mean, firefighters were, they were called. Cups of water. Red Tilly cups of water. But, I mean, people were just showing up with whatever they could to help. And firefighters, once they did arrive and they freed the man from the vehicle and got everything put out. But they said that a lot of these people that showed up to help these bystanders,

saved his life. Sometimes I see a fully burned up car on the side of the road. Do you ever see? Oh, yeah. Is that because of a fire that caught in the car or a wreck? No, fire, car. Because these cars are, I've seen like two or three in the past month, just totally burnt up on the side of the road.

Did cars still burn like that? I didn't think so, but yeah, they still do, because I've seen those. Well, that's awesome that people did what they did because I'm sure everybody's just grabbing any kind, peeing on it. No, that's your go-to. All right, great story. Shout out to all the heroes there.

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So you're going to give us two dudes that are supposedly hot. Yes. And we're picking the hottest guy. Yeah, you are. And it's just the guys here picking. Just the guys. I can't play. You're getting out?

Well, yeah, I can't play. I don't know who's hotter. I don't pick, I don't know between two guys. I guess you can. There are two dudes. You just have to pick who's hotter. Okay, Morgan, number one. Chris Evans or Harry Styles.

Oh. It's interesting. I got it. Let me think. Easy, breezy. Chris Evans, Harry Styles. What about? Who do you have?

I don't know. I'll tell you what. I have no idea. Just have to pick one. Like some girls like Chris Evans, some people like Harry Styles. I have no idea. But which one do you think is better looking? No idea.

I don't, they're the same. They're not, though. Put you on the list. Chris Evans. Harry Stiles are you. Me. Okay. So you can tell that you're better-looking. Yeah, you can tell you're better-looking than them. No, I just know I'm really good-looking, and so I know a lot of people think that. I'm going to go with, I'm a bigger fan of Harry Stiles, like his music, but I think Chris Evans is probably a better-looking guy.

So I'm going to go with Chris Evans. Eddie? You're thinking way too much about it, dude. Harry Stiles is a good-looking dude. Yeah, but I think I just like his music and his vibe more than... Well, then put it all together. Make some good-looking. Okay. Next, Morgan. Chris Hemsworth or Henry Cavill. So, yeah. Can I Google?

Is it Cabell? Yeah, he was Superman, dark-haired guy. God, I know who he is. Chris Hemsworth's just too big, like, for me. He is just too, like, like, humongous. Do you hear yourself? Henry Cavill's also pretty ripped up. Yeah, they're both pretty ripped up.

But Hemsworth is a monster. I'm going to go with Henry Cavill. Okay. Eddie? I like the muscles. Give me Hemsworth. Lunchbox? I have no idea.

Okay, next up. Ryan Reynolds or Bradley Cooper. I'm gonna go Ryan Reynolds because I think one, he's probably a little better looking and he's funny. So I'm gonna go Ryan Reynolds, Eddie? Honestly, I don't know what people see in Ryan Reynolds. I love Bradley Cooper though. Like his eyes just piercing good-looking, like dude. Huh.

You don't know what people seeing Ryan Reynolds? No, not at all. And especially if you're gonna compare those two, I mean, Bradley Cooper's a good-looking dude. But Ryan Reynolds is a total package. Like, funny. Why do you know Bradley Cooper's not funny? Maybe a little intense sometimes. Yeah, and grew up like really rich.

We wouldn't relate. I didn't know that. Oh, gosh. Yeah. Lunchbox? I have no idea. All right. Next up. Idris Elba or Jason Momoa. Oh, I need to Google. What was the first one?

Idris Elba. He played in the office. He was the out-of-town boss that came in. But he's also been the name like Sexiest Man two years in a row. Yes. Oh, yeah. Okay. I know that guy. I don't really like long hair. So I'm going to go with on dudes. I'm going to go with Idris Elba.

Mamoa, dude. You seen all his tattoos and stuff? Like, the guy's got a look of like, I'm a man. I like that look. The hair, everything, and what was it, Aquaman? I watched that movie thinking, like, it's a good-looking dude. Lunchbox? I have no idea. All right, next up.

Okay. Michael B. Jordan or Tom Hiddleston? Probably Michael B. Jordan. Got to Google Tom again. Michael B. Jordan's a good-looking dude. And, like, e-box. Eddie? Tom Hittleston.

Ah, for sure, Michael B. Jordan. Good-looking dude. And a good actor. I have no idea. No idea. And, I mean, you guys sound so weird. Eddie's just talking about, oh, the muscles and the, I mean, you... I'm not a muscle guy.

I guess I like him thinner. And you care about their personality, which is interesting. I do, yeah. It's a total pat. If people didn't care about personalities, I would never have a wife like Caitlin. That's true. But look at me. That's true, but you're picking two dudes here.

But ain't nobody picking me versus, if it's just on looks, I ain't winning versus anybody. All right, Morgan. Thank you. Hey, run down the list. Who do you pick? Okay, I would do Chris Evans. Henry Caville. I always say it.

Weird. Ryan Reynolds. Same. Idriselba. Okay. Michael B. Jordan. We have the same exact taste more. Yeah.

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Nobody wants to see you up there that long. And nobody does it justice, and it's all over the place, and just don't do this song. There are other queen songs you can do, but it's just way too long. You should never do a karaoke song over two and a half minutes.

I said it. There, I said it. Number four. You should never sing a song by Adele, period. Any song. You can't. She's so good. She's so good and she doesn't have a bunch of just like fun, fun songs that you can just sing.

It's all super, you have to be a great vocalist. There's no need. So we're eliminating all Adele songs at number four. Take her off all lists. To do an Adele song in karaoke, you need to audition. And if they say it's okay, then you can do Adele in karaoke. Number three. This is one of those that sounds fun if you've been drinking a little bit.

and you think, well, I'm going to get everybody really singing. But there's so much to it other than just the big chorus, and it's don't stop believing by Journey. Don't stop believing. They should really trim this down to like 90 seconds of the good stuff. And then you could sing that. But there's like a minute and a half guitar solo. On the karaoke screen, it goes guitar solo.

And then you just have to stand up there awkwardly. Act like you're playing guitar or something. For that reason, we don't do this song. So no more, don't stop believing by Journey. That's my number three song, not to do at karaoke. Number two. Much like Adele, I'm gonna put a specific song on here. Celine Dion, my heart will go on.

If you send an audition tape and the person running karaoke says, okay, we'll accept it, you can do it. But this is a song that really people like to sing the chorus once. It's a little long, it's a little slow. Slow songs are very tough at karaoke. Because unless you can nail it, everybody is so bored. So I'm taking Celine Dion, My Heart will go on. Number two, never sing it.

Okay, here we go, the big one. I will always love you. Just don't do it. Oh, 100%. Don't do it. Don't do it. I've probably seen it tried 20 times. Oh, 20.

And maybe once. Have I been like, oh, okay. You just can't. You just can't. This is just the one, nothing else needs to be said. Take it off the lists. Unless you're a really funny, like really overweight guy, fat guy. And you nail it.

Well, I don't care if you nail it. There's something about like Jack Black type guys getting up there and trying this song. But those are the five songs you should never do if you do karaoke. On the list of other songs, honorable mentions, I have Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin. Length. Yeah, length and slow. It's tough. American Pie by Don McLean.

Ooh, that's a good one. Yeah, long. It's six minutes long. Oh, but. I might have done that one. It's six minutes long. Can't they do a condensed version? That's what I'm saying the whole time.

We should have edits for all karaoke. When I'm governor. There will be no karaoke in bars without edits. That's in there too, huh? That will be another thing that I stand on. Oasis, Wonderwall. Oh, I like this one. But one song that you can do is Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.

And everyone does. Yes. This one's okay. Because everybody sings it, but you can only do this song if you're within two hours of closing. Because this song done totally sober with everybody sober, not that fun. This song done with people drinking a lot, Very fun.

So it's got to hit that. There's a middle line. The equator. The Mason Dixon of karaoke. Even. If you cross that line, you can sing the old diamond. All right, there you go. Play this right now.

It's a good list, man. All right, thank you guys. Here's voicemail from Joni and Pittsburgh. I have been watching Building Roots on episode four. I just want Amy telling me to tell her sister that it's a great show. Her sister, I think, is a natural. If she's nervous, she's not show. showing it and she is just so very talented. They're both talented. Her husband's amazing,

but her sense of design is just wonderful. I'd love to know what her house looks like, and Amy, so that matter if she's helped Amy. Anyway, please pass that on. Love, love, love the show. I know this past weekend you were with your sister. Has her life changed at all since the show came out? No. No, not at all. People don't yell around the street. No, no. No. No. In anything, these guys, like a lunchbox and Eddie and a couple of other people they saw on this weekend and they were just they were making an obnoxious scene. They're like oh my gosh are y'all the couple from building

roots on HDTV? And then they made it a thing but that's about it. Any word on if there'll be a next season? We don't know yet. We're halfway through so we're Amy's part of the show. Amy. Four episodes have aired so there's four more

and then I think they said Bobby you probably know what something like this means is a new lingo to my sister and her husband but there's like a green light meeting happening at HGTV soon where they're going over all of their shows, and that's when they'll probably discuss what's going to happen for the future of multiple shows that had their debut season this year. That makes sense.

They all sit on board. It's how I picture it. Because I've had shows go to green room meetings, and they have a certain amount of money, and they spend it on the shows. And that's when they go, yes, yes, no, yes, no. And then maybe they get the yes, the green light or maybe the red light. And I've had both lights.

Yeah. The green one's much more fun than the red one, though, I tell you. All right, let's hear from Lane and Kansas. I have a morning corny for Amy. What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga like? Raw, raw, rah, ah, oh. Love you guys. Love the show.

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skin. The Bible Bowl show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. It looks like a third of Americans are using their pet's name as a password for things,

which is dangerous because if you post your pet's name anywhere else, it's like an easy clue that hackers can use or people trying to get in your stuff like, oh, let's just test out their dog's name or their cat's name. I don't use my animal's names as a password, but it is a security question at times of like four

security questions. Oh, that's right. Yeah. So it's not that I picked it, but that's a pretty common one to just ask you if you're trying to get into something. Yeah, or it's like what was your first pet? And then I had a few first pet. I miss him. I miss Bradley so much. Which, speaking of things you have to use passwords for, just real quick, I saw that this year alone, people are going to cancel three streaming services. And I started to think of how many I'm actually signed up for right now. And I'm like, oh. If I had to cancel one right now,

probably Paramount Plus. Oh. Because I don't really, I don't even know why I got it. Yellowstone? No, they don't have it. Didn't they? I thought that's why I got it.

Shoot, why do I have it? Why did I even get it? I have it, but it's Mike D's account, so. Maybe 1883. Maybe they gave me a free account. And then I just actually let it roll over. But they didn't get Yellowstone. Peacock got Yellowstone.

Yeah. Okay, well, 1883, whatever it was. Okay. So standing in line for rich people is an actual career now. Someone just did a big profile on a guy in New York who runs a company that does it for everything from theater tickets to the new iPhone release. He's also done it for sporting events, COVID vaccinations. Wait, does he get the shot too? No, I don't know. He calls a guy out. But there was lines. Like, this really picked up for him actually, like, during COVID.

And now he employs multiple people. Wow. And he all stand in line for things. And like, it started with Hamilton because tickets were so expensive, but then businesses, like the theaters, they caught on and they're like, whoever buys the ticket has to go to the show. The guy's not going to all the shows, just reporting back. But here's what happened in an act, too. He's acting it out for the rich guy. Well, they got around it by buying themselves an extra ticket, and then they take the other people as dates. They're like, I bought the ticket, and these are my dates.

Now you have to go with the lion's sitting. Oh, okay. All right, what else? Nico Moon, who you probably know from his song, Good Time. recently posted a clip asking fans if he should take down his Christmas tree. The Christmas tree is still up. I wish I had a good excuse, but I don't. The question now is, do I take it down or do I just leave it up and let it ride out for the rest of the year?

I'm good with it either way. Let me know. It's May 10th. Let it ride. That's hilarious. Let it ride. That's also somebody who's not home a lot. He's on the road a lot playing shows.

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