The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Early Bird) Morgan Has Some Sad News To Share + Eddie Is Taking Fashion Advice From Someone on the Show + Lunchbox’s Wife Defends Their Garage Sale

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

Morgan has some unfortunate news to share. She gets very emotional, so we’ll leave it at that. Eddie shares he wants to start dressing younger so he’s taking advice from an unlikely source. Lunchbox records his wife defending her reasoning for having a garage sale.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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All right, this is the big weekend. Lunchbox is having a garage sale at his house. The money's attractive to you, but you're more embarrassed. I'm more embarrassed. Yeah, I like making money, but the whole fact of my image being tarnished saying, oh, he has to have a garage sale to get money, it looks bad as a public figure. But how do they know it's you? Hello?

They walk up. Oh, my gosh. Hey, Lunchbox, how you doing? So you're going to work it for sure. I mean, if I'm there, I'm going to have to be selling stuff. I'm going to have to be out there. I mean, I would like to stay inside, but my wife can't run a garage sale on her own. So you're going to be at the garage sale.

You're going to sell stuff. But do you think people will recognize you? Because we send you places and people don't recognize you. Yes, they're going to recognize me. Are you kidding me? Good point. Yes. We're acting like everybody's going to walk up and be like, wow.

And we gave you the option of wearing a mask. Yeah, you could wear a COVID mask. Yeah. My wife said that's a no-go. Why? But part of me thinks that you want the attention. and you want to complain about it. No, I don't want the attention because people think I am super rich and super famous.

And if I'm out there... Nobody thinks that. If I'm out there selling T-shirts for a dollar, they're going to be like, man, this dude's hard up for some money. Well, Lunchbox was fired up the other day. The first time we talked about this, and he was worried it was going to tarnish his reputation. So your wife heard the segment. Yes. And then what is this clip?

She wanted to, she texted me immediately and she goes, I want to defend the garage sale. Okay, here it is. Here's Lunchbox's wife defending their upcoming garage sale. First of all, we're not having financial problems, and this does not make us look like we have financial problems. Really, honestly, the only thing that makes us look like we're having financial problems is your horrible old car that's broken down, basically. Does it still run? Does it still run? It's still run. Don't hate the car.

It's barely hanging on. Don't hate the player, hate the game. That looks terrible. But more importantly, I'm just going through our stuff. I'm getting rid of junk. So it's just a fun thing to do. Yeah, but what about my image of a baller and like a badass celebrity? What?

Okay, celebrity is pretty extreme. You are not. And this is just a neighborhood thing. I mean, people are going to come and shop and they're going to have no idea who you are. That's what we say. And also, are you worried they'll come and shop and go like, oh, I thought it would be fancier. Yeah, they're going to think, oh, man, he doesn't have very much nice stuff. Like he has a bunch of junk.

Like, oh, where's the expensive, you know, China? Where's the Versace? Yeah, where's the Gucci. Yeah, there you go. There you go. Or the coach or the, you know, Prada. Yeah. There you go.

Yeah. And so, like, and they're going to be like, oh, you just have Haynes. That's it. So if people are coming to your house and you're going to be there, you want to sell everything, I'm assuming. If you're going to do it, you want to sell out. I want to sell out. All right.

Here's lunch as address. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're not doing it this weekend. This weekend. We'll get an update Monday. Let's do it Monday. Lunchbox in the garage sale. The documentary will be on Netflix next week, by the way.

Wait. If you want to see it as well. Hey, you guys can get at me on Instagram at Mr. Bobby Bones, M.R. Bobby Bones. It's time of the morning now where we go over and open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah.

Hello, Bobby Bones. I go to the same Starbucks every morning. And every morning, I see this one woman who is completely awful to the baristas. She barks orders, complains if things are taken too long. The list goes on and on. Well, today we'll call her Karen. She was being particularly nasty to a young girl behind the counter who was just doing her job. I finally had enough, and I stepped in.

At first, I tried doing it nicely, but this woman continued to be terrible, so I just went off on her. The woman eventually left and the barista thanked me, but later my daughter, who I was with said I should have just mind on my own business rather than making a scene. What do you think? Was I wrong to step in? What do you think you would have done? That is from Kimberly.

Yeah, it's interesting. Now, you've seen this happen over like days, weeks, months, I'm not sure. And you had finally hit your breaking point, Kimberly. So I think if you'd asked me this, you said, hey, somebody was having a bad day and they were mean to the barista,

and I jumped in and said, get the heck out of here. After one day, I would have said, how mean and maybe one of the two had a bad day. But if it's over and over, I have no problem with this if it's over and over. If you're witnessing someone consistently degrading someone

else or treating them lesser than, I have no problem with you stepping in to stop a bully, especially if you've seen it over and over again. So I'm glad you didn't hit her. Yeah. I'm glad I didn't resort to anything that would have got you in trouble. I'm sure the barista appreciated it. think, you know, I'm sure it's a whole different can of worms when your kid sees you do it,

but maybe the lesson is sometimes you have to stick up for people that don't have either, if not the abilities that don't have what the brief feels like is the right to say something back. Like sometimes you do step in for other people because you hope if somebody's coming at you, somebody steps in for you. So I got no problem with it. And maybe she won't do it again. You also got to remember that this will call her Karen. Something's probably not going right in her life.

to be treating somebody like this. Now, you're not going to fix her. You're not going to be a therapist. But there is a little grace to be given in the fact of something sucks for her to be treating other people sucky. It doesn't mean you got to give her a hug and kiss and be like, keep doing that. Right. But you can have that in mind and maybe not go the extra mile of humiliation when you do stop this stuff. So I'm for it.

You help somebody that needed the help. I'm okay with it 100%. So I'm glad you emailed me. It's a good talk. yet, even though you're not here. Kimberly, I'm just basically talking at you. Amy, what are your thoughts here? Yeah, I was picturing what I would actually do if I saw it over and over and over. And similar to what you're saying about, she must be going through something. Like, I think at some point, I wouldn't try to make a scene in the Starbucks, but like when she's leaving or if I can

meet her outside and be like, hey, is, is everything okay? Like, just, you know, because I'm here often and I just see this interaction and just want to. Hussein's probably a jerk. See what's going on. Like I know you don't know me. Probably not put the toilet lid back down. I'm sure it's something more than that. Than the toilet? Shaves in the sink. One can hope.

Oh, guys, I hate that. I hate that. But yeah, no, that's a real bummer. Yeah, but hey, good for you. If it is what you say it is, good for you. We like it. I like it. I think you stood up for someone.

You didn't hurt anybody. And maybe she'll stop. Maybe she'll learn her lesson. And if not, next time, bloody nose. No. Wow. Oh, we go too far there? Oh, okay.

Never listen. Yeah, never the solution. All right, thank you. Close it up. We got your email and we read it on the air. Now it's about to close. Bobby's mailback. Yeah.

Eddie, how old are you? I'm 43. And you struggle with not wearing clothes, but wearing clothes that people think are cool. You want to still be cool? Yeah, I think I'm stuck probably 20, 15 years ago in fashion, where I thought I looked cool, but fashion's kind of moved on and I've stayed behind a little bit.

Did you ever look cool? It's a real question. Yeah. I think I did. I think I stayed kind of current. So you went to Ray to ask for fashion advice? Yeah. See, what happened was I bought this hat and it was defected.

So that little strap in the back, you know, it's supposed to tuck in. I mean, it's called a dad hat. So I was... Your dad? Yeah, I was trying to tuck it in. He goes, bro, what are you doing? Like, leave that out. That's what the kids are doing now.

I said, what do you mean? They let the strap hang out. And he sent me like five screenshots of, like, younger college-looking kids. Do you want to look like a young college kid? I just want to look... Like, I want my kids to look at me and be like, yeah, yeah, dad's like, he's like one of us. He's on it. No, they never will.

Really? That's not a thing. And you don't, it's not a thing. Really? Yeah. I mean, I remember dads when I was in high school. Like, they were about four or five dads were like, oh, that dad's not like my dad. That dad's cool.

Probably a young dad and it's also high school kids. You got three kids that are young, young, and a junior high kid. Yeah, so you're going to keep this up for 10 more years when they get to high school. I don't see. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I want to kind of stay current. That's okay. You can stay kind of current.

I don't know if I'd use word fashion. What would you say? You know, walking the runway in Milan. Yeah, yeah. So what else is Ray told you? So Ray said also, dude, he's like, you wear these little short socks when you wear shorts. Kids now, they're wearing longer socks. So I'm like, okay, so I told my wife, like, can you go to Target and give me these longer socks?

Like these? Yeah. Like go just like a little below your calf. Yeah. Long socks and tent shoes. I've been doing the little. Why did you not ask me? Ray's going to have you looking like a bro bro.

Yeah, I know, I started to feel that Because the next one was like, dude, your shorts, too They could be a lot shorter. Oh, they have to be shorter shorts of the thing He said, I don't know if I can say that, but he said The closer to the I don't wear him that short Did you see?

The thing is, he's not wrong. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But I don't know that you need to chase this If you don't feel, if it's so out of what you're used to wearing and you show up looking like that We're going to think you had some sort of medical episode. Yeah, you're right about that

And I also thought like, I'm going to have to spend some money too to kind of just change the entire wardrobe. Ray? Yeah, just a couple other things. I had said also, no logo T's, you can pretty much keep it plain. You can also with your shoes, because he's getting these newer shoes and he's double-tied them like he's a dad.

I said the kids, now they do it. It's casual. You almost just tuck in the laces. Yeah, you don't wear. Yeah, a lot of the shoes are built to tuck in. What do you mean? You don't actually tie-tie them? So some you do, like these you tie, right? These are ten of tennis shoes. Okay. But that I have a bunch, too, that you take them and you just tuck them into the shoe.

especially if it's like a half dress or a tennis show you're not going to run in. No, that feels loose and very sloppy. I don't know. Hey, that's Joe Biz, baby. He doesn't want to trip. Yeah. Okay. Ray's right, though.

Ray, what is your goal? When people see you, you want him to think you look how old? I don't care about my age, but I'm just hip. I hang out with my nephew. He's 14. He knows all the stuff that's looking cool. And then also, if Eddie does everything I told him, I even have other stuff he can do, he needs to start to move towards the bucket hat because they're popular again.

And then also maybe a gold chain, not gaudy, but something. Something small that you can wear to the pool. I don't know if I can do that. Okay, so I think it's interesting for you to try a couple of these things. Thank you. And just be you. But still, I don't know about the shorter shorts. The only person that has skinnier legs in me is you.

I have real skinny legs. And I have bird legs. And I have skinny legs and have long legs. And I think the short shorts will make my legs really long. Hey, if you feel good about it, everybody else does too. Baby steps. Let me start with the hat. I'll leave the thing out and then I'll do the socks.

then I'll do the longer socks Those are very baby steps I like him baby steps Any advice for him Amy? I mean I just think he needs to be confident comfortable in whatever he tries I think he can try out this stuff But if you're going to do it

Just own it and then if you're not feeling it Then retire it. Have your own style maybe it's all leather Yeah What? Think about that? All leather all the time? No I didn't think about that

Like Elvis? People be like dang He's got his own style But for what it's worth I don't feel like Eddie has bad style No he's just a dad Yeah but I don't like He's a total hipster

Yeah he just acts like that It doesn't look like it. Oh. What do you mean by that? Okay, don't do your face out. Thank you guys. This has been fashion advice here on the Bobby Bone show. It's time for the good news.

With producer Eddie. Yeah, home there's something good. Guys, the Utah treasure hunt is back. These two real estate investors, they did this two years ago. During the pandemic, during lockdown, they wanted to do something fun for people to get out and still be safe. So they hid treasure money all over Utah, like backwood country Utah. all. And then they would give out clues on social media to find it. The first year, somebody found the $10,000 prize. Oh, it was that much money? Oh, yeah.

That was like 50 bucks in a plastic Easter egg. No, no, real money. And then last year, it was 20,000. And it's back. This year, they hit the money. It's 20 grand again. What do you do? Is a map? Is it a... No, so you have to go to their social media accounts. There's two accounts, these two guys, and we can post that. But they put out little clues once a week. They've already have one clue out right now. So the treasure's out there. One clue is already out. And it's 20 grand that you can get. I'd be worried that someone stumbled across it that didn't know it was part of a game and they just had it. And then everybody's looking for it.

Yeah. I would think they would put like a camera, right, to like make sure. Oh, I don't know. Well, then I'd look for a camera. That's true. Okay, there it is. We should do this. This is fun.

Do what? We should do something like that. Look for it or? Or give us 10,000 to go fine. No. Yeah, what I'm saying? Everybody always wants us to do stuff, but then I got to pay for it. Yeah.

We sacrifice a few dice rolls and take that money. But I say even that's, even that's. my money that I'm giving you guys on dice rolls. I gotta stop doing that. You're gonna give it away anyway. I'll stop doing that. No, no, no, no. All right.

No, dice rolls sometimes aren't giving away because you don't win them. Okay. That's a good story I like it. It's awesome. Fun for people. That's what it's all about right there. That was tell me something good.

I'll get a text message and go, hey, is this Mike's phone? No. At first I was like, no, you got the wrong number. But now they come in all different ways. Hey, are you the guy that knows, Chris? So you get these random messages. and I'm, so I play along with them now.

But it always ends up with them sending me a picture of like some Asian girls. What? Like four times in. Yeah. One guy, the most perfect one was like, hey, do we schedule to play golf? And it was from a generic number. And I was like, I don't think so. Who is this?

And they were like, no, I think we talked about it. Let me send you a picture, see if you remember me. And it was two, I don't know, 25-year-old Asian girls sitting at a table. And I think they want the guy to be like, well, I didn't, but I will. And then you start a relationship. I don't know. I don't know. But I'm getting all these texts where they're like inviting me in.

It's got to be just a bunch of, I start questioning, is it those Asian girls? Now do you think you're going to get more because you've interacted? Yeah, good question. Well, Caitlin said the same thing. She goes, don't respond because you know when you respond, you're on a list of responders. And then I was like, let me save this picture and I'll send it. She goes, don't save the picture. Then you've saved it into your phone.

How far do you go in these conversations? Well, I go pretty far. I used to. And then I was told this should stop. Pump the brakes. Yeah, because I'd be like, They said, hey, is this Mike? And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And they're like, what's your surname to prove it? And I'm like, okay, it's not American. Nobody hears a surname. We say last name. And then boom. So I've got like four new friends that I talk with a lot. These four here. Do you ever just set your phone aside for like an hour?

Yes. Yeah, more and more. Like, I would say this year, I do more of that now than ever. So, and I'm going to keep doing it. I also put my phone on Do Not Disturb, too. I have a Do Not Disturb, and I don't have any sounds on my phone. When somebody calls, it does it. ring or vibrate. Somebody texts. It doesn't ring or vibrate. So all my notifications are off.

I like my phone. I stay on it a decent amount. But I can put it away pretty easily. Watch a game. I'll turn my computer on, though, so I can see text. But I'll put the phone away. Yeah, I can still put the thing on there. Well, we have some unfortunate news to address. Morgan, I'm going to come over to you, and I'll just let you say what you want to say. I didn't know she was going to get emotional. Oh, no. I'm trying really hard not to, but my boyfriend and I are no longer together. Oh, man.

I think I didn't know you're getting emotional. Sorry about that. I know you said we could mention it today. You'd get it over with. Yeah, I'm ready to move forward. Well, so obviously we're not going to extract everything from it. I guess the only question is it seemed like pretty recently you guys were talking about moving in together. That's a quick week and a half or so.

Yep. I mean, I guess I was hopeful that things were going to be really great. was going to stay on that path, but you know, you can't dictate what happens in somebody's life and how they respond to it. So it's not something I wanted. And I'm just trying to survive right now. That's just one foot forward. Amy, any advice for Morgan? I mean, I want to get up and give her a hug. I mean, we're here for you, Morgan. And like, thank you for sharing that with us. I obviously was, I was like, wait, what is happening? I thought she was about to say. Well, me too. I She was leaving the show or something.

No, no. I was surprised, too, because it was like, hey, she said, my boyfriend, I broke up. So that meant it's free to talk about. And so I was like, hey, bad news. Yeah, you would never intentionally be like, oh. Tell me something bad coming up. 42 past the hour. Heartbroken.

I'm going to make her say this. But I don't know. It's so cliche, but I have been so heartbroken before Morgan, too. But at time, like you said, one day at a time taking that next right step for you. and we're here for you in this process. I know that it's so hard and I'm so sorry. Especially sharing as much as you do on the air. That's another layer of it too is we try to share what's going on in our lives.

And I'm sure, and Morgan said she's like, well, amazing. A week and a half ago I was saying we might live together. And now I'm saying we're broken up. Like that sucks. Did you, let's see. Did you expect to get as emotional right now? Because sometimes when I'm about talking about stuff, it'll just hit me like a ton of bricks. And I'm like, yeah, I'm good to go.

And I'm like, whoa. and you start to lose it. Yeah, no. And I sat on it for a bit to try to avoid that. But I can't help it because I'm just really sad. I'm angry. I'm feeling so many emotions. So I knew bringing it up was going to hurt.

But I can't keep having people reach out and ask how we're doing. Oh, that's the worst. Yeah. Or casually, that's what happens here. So she needs to air it here because we might next up and be like, so when y'all moving in? Totally. Well, every time I was even asking her about it's like, hey, you guys still together, right? And then I just kind of gave up on that because I kept going, yeah.

And so I was like, okay, fine. So I'm glad that you told me because I for sure were just fired it. Oh, yeah. What can we do to help you? Bobby, Bobby, tell a funny story. Oh, here's a good one, right? Do you want to laugh? Okay, well, I will not poke in pride, but are you, is it over over?

I mean, I don't know. I never want to say it's over over, but, you know, my heart wants that again. I would still hope for that, but I think the universe has a way of doing what needs to be done, even if you don't see it at the time. So I'm just trying to have belief in that. I don't have a lot of answers. It was just like he needed space to heal from past trauma, and I couldn't fix that. And I can't try.

I can't try to hold on to something that doesn't want to be held on to as much as I would want to. Well, I'm very sorry to hear this. I think in a month you will look back. and go, wow, that was crazy when we were broken up. Or, you know what, that probably needed to happen. And now emotionally, I'm out of it enough to realize it was probably the best thing for our independent situations. But yeah, it sucks.

I ain't going to like that. It just sucks. It's pretty miserable. That's it. One hour to the next, one day to the next. And eventually it's one week to the next. It starts to get a little easier. But all right, well, that's it.

If you see me in my Taylor Swift's face, just mind your business. She's never to listen to all Taylor Swift's ass. Lunchbox anything? Man, I'm sorry, I'm too. I think maybe going public with the... She didn't really go public. No, no, no, with the

moving in together, he kind of got scared, I think, and then also, can I say what I'm frustrated about? Yeah. No, I don't know. I don't know. This gives her the early lead for Employee of the Month, for sharing this on the air. Oh, that's true. She set this up.

That's good. No, what if this isn't real, and this is Employee the Month just so she gets it? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. We get employee of the month for sure. super vulnerable personal stuff.

I'm going to divorce, bones. Everybody starts like doing the craziest life stuff. I wish. I wish this was fake, y'all. Morgan, we are very sorry. You know, tougher things have happened to weaker people and they got through it just fine. It sucks right now. You're going to be great in the end regardless of what happens.

I promise you. And we're here for you. Yeah, we're here for you. From the hours of 5 to 11 a.m. I'm kidding. Let's talk about it. I got one more question. Did he get jealous?

us that we dance on TikTok, is that what it was? Oh, that could be it. You don't have nothing to do with his pastoral. I just make a shirt. I just want to make a shirt because... If my girl was hanging around a guy like you, really masculine. Exactly. Some of those dances were a little risque.

They were, yeah. Just making a shirt. All right, Morgan, we're sorry to hear that. You know, something I should do more is just restart my computer or restart my phone. My phone will stay on and I'll not restart it for a month sometimes. Unless something's going wrong, I'm like, maybe I should just... Turn it off. And I don't even know how to do it. I would just push all the buttons on the side to just slam them all and hope something good happens. But they say that you're supposed to at least once a week reset your phone and your computer.

Shut it off. Let it rest for a minute and you can fire it back up. Improves battery life, runs more smoothly. And if it's just going all the time, even if it's just thinking all the time, I don't know. I just imagine like my brain. It just gets tired. But maybe it doesn't. Yeah. You're tired, buddy? No. I see that, though. I think that's what ruined my computer. I never turned it off. And I had about 20. In its whole life. She never let it run. 20 browsers open. I know. This is Tanya from Kansas on the voicemail. Go ahead. Hi, Bobby.

Morning Studio. Right now I'm in Alabama with my family. And we just left the Garth Brooks concert. And it was the most amazing concert we have ever been to. Yay! Yay! You leave that Garth Brook show out of breath like she is. You're like, oh.

Exhaust. Hey, guys. Just call. Appreciate that call. Let's go to Dan in Eureka, Missouri, who has a morning corny. Hey, what is the person that he needed help? from releasing his own gas. Will you be my...

It wasn't even funny. How late was that? It was a really long... What concert was that after? The Bible Bowl show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. A study was done and experts are sharing the exact amount of screen time

that's perfect for teenagers. And they say, the most well-adjusted kids spent one to two hours online per day. That must be not a school or not doing homework. It's got to be all that because most of my screen time honestly is spent when I'm on the show looking stuff up. So I would say half of mine.

Because I don't know. I'll probably get like two to eight hours on my phone today, right? So eight. So eight. So I would say at least three or four of that is here when I'm looking stuff up and checking emails for work. So why don't we penalize? It's all about me now. I'm very defensive.

That's way too little. Two hours way too little. Some parents want to actually try to really limit screen time and then that can backfire on them. So keep that in mind. And then the one to two hours is during. during the week. And then on the weekends, you can give them an extra hour, three hours on Saturdays and Sundays. But that's got to be without school and learning. Totally. Okay. That's just for fun. And that's still way too little. I'm telling you. Way too little.

All right. What else? So free birthing is something that some people are doing. And a mom recently posted her birth on Instagram where she gave free birthing. Free birthing. You get her free to give it birth wherever you want. And she decided to do it in the Pacific Ocean. She posted the video. Well, that's fine. I thought you meant like a chick-fil-A. Like, I don't. I'm free to have a baby right here. Not having the ocean, as long as you have people that are with you to make sure that's okay.

Well, no, she had her husband. No other, he had a birthing kit with him. No other medical professional. What? But think about 200 years ago. Yeah. We were doing all kinds of stuff. We were just having babies out in the woods.

Like, what do you feed them? There's no formula. You can't go down to, so there's no formula shortage. You just got to breastfeed. Then what if you can't breastfeed? You got to go and beg that local townwoman for some of her milk? I mean, this is probably maybe even healthier. I'm advocate.

I'm very pro more screen time, but very pro-1800's birth. Yeah, she said that her first child was born in a hospital and it was like an okay experience. And her second one she did it at home. But for the third one, she wanted to be more free in the ocean. I get it, I guess. I get it that I don't get it. And I'm okay with that. I think that's what I get.

All right, what else? Nicole Kidman was doing an interview with Vogue, Australia. And it came up that she was at the dentist who happens to be the same dentist to Dolly Parton. She said that's just how small Nashville is. Like you run into other famous people at appointments. And one time I was at the dentist and out walked Jimmy Allen. Same dentist? Our dentist, yeah.

Oh, look at that. I shared a dentist with Jimmy Allen. Oh, that's cool. I didn't even know. Have you ever? I guess certain appointments you probably shouldn't say. Well, I can tell you, Luke Bryan and I went to the proctologist at the same time. Together, we went together.

No, I don't have any sharing of doctors. I don't want to know. and I've never seen anybody and I don't want a doctor to tell me because then I know they're telling other people about me. Oh, for sure. You can't trust it.

If you go into a doctor and they're like, oh, I was just working on... Also, if I'm Dolly, I'm like, hey, Nicole Kittman. Hush it. Sh! That's a good story. I made me. That's my pile.

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I felt that. Me too. That's not talking about. He's hanging in there. No, no, no, he's a real doctor. He's going to start his residency and all that. He's going to be a freaking doctor. You're both doctors. Yeah, and I keep waiting for somebody to be like, is there a doctor in here?

And I'll be like, uh, honorary or a real, real. Wait, which one? I can help in one way. That's a great story, though. Wait, does it say what kind of doctor he is? It does not say he's graduated from the NYU School of Medicine. Wow. That's where Taylor spoke and got her doctor at NYU.

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