The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Early Bird) Morgan2's Stolen Boots + 'Scary Movie Theme Song' Game + Mailbag: Always Paying For Co-Workers Lunch

Episode Date: October 25, 2022

Morgan2 let her friend borrow a pair of her boots a few years ago and she never saw them again until recently when she saw her friend wearing them in a picture they posted! Since it's been years, she's not sure if she should ask for them back or not. What would you do if you saw your friend wearing something they borrowed from you and never returned? Plus, Halloween is only a few days away, so we play 'Scary Movie Theme Song' with a listener! Bobby plays five scary movie theme songs, and they have to guess the correct answer. Mailbag: a listener shares that she often goes to lunch with a co-worker and never has money when it's time to pay.. and never bothers to pay back. They aren't sure if they should bring it up to them.. we share our thoughts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We're super pumped you guys could join us. Let's get started with today's show. He's the only Hispanic I know who doesn't like avocado. Here he is. Producer Eddie, everybody. That's funny. That's true. I'd like to propose a new rule.

A new office rule. Can we have a list of foods that we can't eat in the office? Like boiled eggs, fish, onions. What happened? I was roaming the halls. I went to the bathroom and somebody here that works in an office right next to us was heating up some salmon and it stunk up the entire building. And I'm thinking, come on.

there has to be a rule of no fish in the office. Who was it? It's Kevin. Oh, kick off Kevin that works here? Kick off Kevin. And it was rotten. Dude, this fish must have been like two weeks old. It was gross.

You know what? The woman just smells. Yeah, and Eddie eats eggs that stink too. I don't anymore. I stopped bringing that because everyone complained about my boiled eggs. He did stop. He was doing this. Oh, it's so gross.

Then he stopped and it was gross. But was he eating it here close to the studios or in the break room? I would eat it kind of in the hallways. No, not you. Kick out Kevin. Oh, he was in his little office. which with the door open and everyone can smell it. Okay, so here's what the role is going to have to be.

If you have stinky food, you can still have it. We can't say what food you can or can't eat. But stinky food can only stink in the break room. But how do you define stinky food? Like, that's just, you know, it depends on everyone else's noses. Yeah, you know. And if somebody complains about something, it's then deemed a stinky food. Now, is it, he was in his office.

Yeah, but break room only because his office is right here with us. I know. And then sometimes it's stinky and then we have guests come up. And I'm like, oh. Well, it's also one less one more. farts, too. That happens too, where he farts and then guests can walk right into it. But that's in my office. No, there's no office. That's these rooms. Yeah. And I can't, break room, I can't do that because people are eating. Bathroom.

So the rule is going to be if it's a stinky food, you have to eat in the break room. Love it. And if you're confused on if it's a stinky food or not, then we will tell you in the second time, then you have to go to the break room. Deal? Love it. Okay. Up next, he talks for a living, but got all his lines cut during his Las Vegas show debut. Here he is. Lunchbox everybody. That's harsh. Guys, cold showers is a no-go for me. I gave it two weeks. Everybody talks about, oh,

cold showers are amazing. Yeah, it wakes you up because it's like, ah, it's a jolt, but it feels like I am having a heart attack when I get in there. My heart starts going, what was the benefit to you that you were looking forward to? I don't know. Waking up? It sounds like, it wakes you up.

But people say it's like the best thing for your body, and you see all this posts online. I think Amy does it. She talks about it, so I was like, want, I bashing. You gave it two weeks, though. So I gave it two weeks. And then when you get out, you're freezing because it's cold outside, the cold shower, it's not very pleasant. I won't do that. That sounds terrible. What's the benefit? I love it. It just makes me feel good. I know there's health benefits that we could cover, but for me, I just love how it makes me wake up. I mean, who doesn't want that? And then lunchbox is cold

because he's riding his bike for, so it's just cold all the time. That's what I'm saying, but it gives you like a heart attack. Your heart is going do, do, do, do, do, do. I like a good hot shower. I like mine a little too hot where I get in like, like in my bath. I like to touch it. That's not good for your skin. Then I got to slowly be like, I got to get under it. I got it.

Then I go, oh, ah. Yeah. Okay, there it is. Oh my. Oh, wow. I think it back out again. Then my body has gotten accustomed to it. Then I get in it.

I like just a little too hot. All right. Thank you, Lunchbox. She's not sure if she's more nervous for her first live podcast event or to watch Terrifier 2, the scary movie. Here she is. Amy, everybody. Well, I feel like I'm officially a really, really cool mom.

Always been pretty cool, but I elevated because I let my daughter go to Lizzo on a school night without me. With another mom? No, our friend Brittany Spencer had tickets. Oh, an adult. An adult, yeah. And someone that... I heard about two 15-year-olds who just go out. I was like, finally, I'm not that cool mom and bad mom.

But they're spending more time together, which I think is great. And I was not invited. So Brittany had one extra ticket. She called to invites to Shira and it was a school night. But I said yes and you can better believe that I'm going to bring it up all the time. That you're cool. I know. Remember that time I let you go to Lizzo on a school night?

You know, if she's acting up. Remember what I let you do? I'm sure that's going to work. She doesn't really act up. So how late do they stay out? Oh, probably like 11 or later. I was asleep. I don't know.

And so how was she at school? I do you know? Yeah, well, I think. Fine so far, but I feel like with kids, the sleepiness comes later. Two days, me. Two days later. So I'll get the report from today to see what it's really like. All right.

Thank you very much. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He's in the Radio Hall of Fame, so it's cringe when people mess up his name. Bobby Bones. Thank you very much, everybody. Thank you very much. Well, Raimundo told me and Eddie and Mike D that we're all going to die in a crash. And so he came on my football show, 25 whistles, and said, hey, I know Jerry Jones,

the Cowboys owner invited you to fly in his chopper with him to the game, but I don't trust it, and I would never get in a helicopter because they're very unsafe. This is what he's saying to us. Here's a clip of Ramundo from our show. The way it was explained to me is you're in a Southwest plane. There's backup. There's backup. Wing goes down, wing down, plane down.

Birds as well, they can also stop to reduce. Why are you saying more things that can kill us? Because that's how it's been said to me. All it would take is one bird and the thing goes down. So one bird and the helicopter crashes and we all die? Wow. What do you know about that? I mean, I know that the physics of a helicopter are not the same as an airplane.

Like, an airplane, you can turn it into a bird and you can glide so that you're more likely to be able to land in some way, shape, or form. But Ray's not wrong. A helicopter, you just, down. Yeah. Oh, plane. Down. Dash. Bird, die.

Yeah, there's no gliding happening. I mean, Bobby, you've ridden in helicopters, though. Yeah, many. And I talked to Ray. I hated it. I hated it. I mean, Blake's was nice, and we stayed low. Because I flew from Blake Shelton's house to the airport once.

No big deal. That's crazy. Yeah. But then I've done some adventure shows, and it's always like they're hanging me off of it. So it's not good. But they say, well, we're going to fly in the copter with two Saffron aerial 2E turbo shaft engines. Two engines. Oh, great.

It's also designed for a single engine flight in case one goes out. It's a very capable system. The Cowboys spared no expense in choosing every available safety option. Okay. Well, there you go. So if when we get to fly with Jerry Jones, because as of right now, we're still going to the Cowboy. was game in December. We're going to be in the safest helicopter known to man.

That's good. This will be a very morbid segment, though, if we do happen to. I know. You can always play this back. At the funeral. I don't like that we're actually even putting that out into the universe. And then we talked about who makes the article. Jerry Jones dies.

Does generic radio guy make it? Bobby Bones? Bobby Bones makes it. What about Eddie? Bobby Bones and two of his producers. Yeah. Oh, dang. It would for sure be Jerry and Bobby, right?

Right. And then later. I wouldn't have. I would even be mentioned. in it. Oh yeah. And then in the local news, you guys, we get your names. Yes. That'd be cool. Mailbag time. Let's go. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. Love your show. It's my go-to when I'm on the road. Have a situation. I'd love your opinion. I often go to lunch with a work friend. She never has money when it's her time to pay.

Of course, I cover her bill with the expectation that she will pay me back once we, we'll, return to work. In fact, she will just say, I'll pay you sometime soon. It never happens. At first, I thought she just absentminded, but after several times, I'm now wondering if I'm being taken advantage of. How should I handle this? I don't want to lose a friend over a few dollars, but geez, signed, show me the money. You got two options here. Option number one is you understand that that's what this friend does, and you're going to be friends, and she just ain't going to have money when it's time to eat. In your role, as part of the friendship is buying her lunch.

Now you can understand that because I think we all accept each other at times even where we lack. And this just might be where she lacks. She could be a great... I couldn't do that. I'm just telling you I couldn't do that. But that is an option for her to be that friend.

Maybe she has something else she provides in a wonderful way and it works. Option one is no. When you pay for her, you ain't getting the money back. It's like loaning a friend or family money. Okay? Yeah. Option two is you just request it on Venmo.

because it's so much easier now to ask for money without actually going, hey, can I'm a money back? It's a button. If you have the Venmo app, which a lot of us do, if you have, and there's a few of them, Zale, Zeeley. Zeeley, yeah. PayPal.

Sell. Cash app. Cash app. There's all of these. Yeah, I don't know. That's one I don't have is Zale. So you can actually go to it and go request $12. Whatever it is for lunch to get your half.

And boom, there you go. And then if she doesn't pay that, then you just know she's never going to pay it. Then you got to go back to one, or back to zero, which is cut her from your life. Kind of those two options. Or then, of course, there's the parentheses option. Just go, yo, where's my money?

And then when you walk out the back door, on the head. Oh, dang. Teach her. Hey, break your kneecaps. Have her swim with the fishies. You know what I'm saying? So I think the answer is understanding.

And two, you know, we're in a technological world now where it's not as uncomfortable to ask for money because you can just go, but you have five bucks, 12 bucks, 15 bucks, you know? Yeah. That's why I'd say. What you say? I agree.

She's probably just absent-minded. Not every time. Well, I want to give her that. Because every once in a while you'd pay too. That's true. Yeah, I'm saying you're absent-minded, but even then you still every once in a while paid. I mean, I speak as someone that's forgotten my wallet. A lot.

Yeah. But not on purpose. No, and now that there is Venmo. I mean, years ago we didn't have that, so I probably didn't pay you back right away. Yeah, I know I keep a tab. $719. We're on running a day. I guess, yeah, the VINMO thing or whatever works for me.

Thank you for the email. Email us anytime. Morgan, what's that address? Mailbag at bobbybones.com. All right, close it up. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. All right, this is juicy. All right, Morgan, what happened?

So years ago, I had some white boots basically disappear after I let an old friend borrow them. And when I moved to Nashville, I was like, you know what, I'm probably never going to see these again. and thought maybe she returned him, I lost him, and just didn't think much about it. But literally, yesterday I was on Instagram, this girl is wearing the white boots. She still has them. That was a long time ago. Years. But you didn't know if she gave them back or not.

You just thought you lost them. Yeah, and I just kind of let it go. And I was like, you know, maybe I just. Are you sure of those are yours? Positive. They're old school style. They're cowboy boots. They're not like the new version of white boots.

They're old school white cowboy boots. And they're relatively cheap. They're not super expensive. And so that's why when I thought I lost it, I was like, well, you know, maybe I'll find some others, but I never found any like those. In a perfect world, would you have them back? Yes. Would you still wear them? Yes.

White boots are like really trendy right now. Okay, so what would you do, guys, if you saw your friend wearing something they borrowed from you? How many years has it been? Exactly. Well, it was before I moved to Nashville, so at least six. Okay. Does that matter? A little bit for me.

But I guess I would still want to. send a message and be like, oh my gosh, I've been looking for those boots so funny. Would you? Would you? Would you? Yeah, I think so. Especially if I've been looking for six years to find something similar and I never did. Would you say like, hey, idiot, those are my boots?

Or would you be like, oh, no. You still have them. Thanks for taking care of them for me. Yeah. Oh, that's what we have. That's aggressive. I don't know that I'd say. What would you say, though, honestly?

Okay, I think I would just be like, oh my gosh, I totally forgot about those boots. Can I have them back? Weird lunchbox, what would you do? You comment on the picture. Oh, my boots still look good on you. Oh, that's even more passive. Well, that's what I'm saying. And she'll get the hint.

And then you DM and say, I need my boots back. All that, but that's a little, that's a little aggressive. Yeah. Like, don't you, Amy seems like she wants to be nice. It just ended awkward. Yeah. Because obviously Morgan and her aren't really that good of friends still. And so you don't need to be nice in patty cake and, you know, powder puff.

You know, you can just go straight to it. Paddy cake powder puff. Eddie, you? I think it's easy. You just DM them and be like, hey, you still have my boots. That's crazy. Can I have those back? I mean, straight to the point.

I've been looking for those forever. No, you said comment lunchbox and start there than DM. Have you said anything yet? I haven't. Are you going to say anything? I don't know. I'm really nervous. We still follow each other, but lunchbox is right.

We're not like friends anymore. We were friends in high school and that was about it. I'd like to propose a game to you. Oh, gosh. I have a dice here. Oh, I like the nice game. Whatever number it lands on gets to write the DM for you. to your friend.

The person? Yes. I love it. I'm one. Your two. Lunchbox is three. Eddie's four. Okay.

I feel like three out of the fours is good. Ray is five. And then it goes back again, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, okay? And whomever it lands on gets to write the DM. Now, don't do anything

just to be crazy. Like, write it as you would say it, like you just said. Yeah, I would comment first and then DM. I need my boots back. Are you okay with this morning? I mean, yeah, it's fun.

Okay. Oh, come on three or eight. The number is. Oh, no. Yes! Yes! Yes! Come on!

Come on! Is it three or eight? It's three. Yeah! So this includes the comment. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Okay.

My boots look great on you still. Yeah. Oh, no. Morgan, I'm sorry. Yeah, this is bad. Yeah, it's bad. So. Uh-huh.

At some point today. Yeah. What do you mean? This girl. She stole boots. She maybe didn't. Maybe she didn't know. Yes, she knew.

I did that to Bobby one time. She knew. I've done it. That's funny, too. You say it like that. I mean, a long time ago. Yeah, okay, lunchbox, well, it's all in your hands. All right.

Pass over that Instagram, Morgan. Be respectful. I will, absolutely. And we'll check back in a day or two. Man, she's going to, what if she just blocks us? It's good for the air, not good for Morgan. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie.

Yeah, I'll make something good. Jason Polly. of Florida. He owns a company called Roof EZ. And since Hurricane Ian hit, he's been really, really busy. I'm talking like 50 houses that he works on a day with his company. So he was like, while he was doing all that, he noticed that like three houses that he was working on didn't have means to pay it, no insurance. And they had to stop working on it. It's like, this isn't good for them. So he partnered with two other companies that say, is there any way that we can work on these three houses for free and not charge him? And they said, absolutely, let's do it. So these three

houses got free service, a new roof. And all thanks to his company. and two other ones. That's cool. They were probably taking stuff that, like extra stuff from the houses that they were working on that they already paid for. And I would imagine

the people have paid for them already. This is what's going to take. There's leftover. They're already bought. You just take it over. It's just a little bit of time. And if you have three companies split in the time,

that's awesome. A great idea and extra effort. We used to go, and so when I was roofing houses and for a long time, I didn't get to roof, I just did clean up. But when there's a storm,

a hail storm, a tornado, you drive to these towns or these areas in different parts of the state or even a state over because they need as many roofers as possible. And it's just like bid-palooza. They're just taking bid, putting bids in on houses. Yeah. And you're just working.

And you know, in the summer, especially because it wasn't in school, we would drive down to northern Alabama or north part of Texas when there'd be a storm and do as much as you could every day. Boom, next job. Next job. Yeah, I bet these guys are really busy right now. Yeah, where the natural disaster comes in. Yep. Eddie, that's a great story. Good for them.

Say their name, easy roofing. It's roof easy is the company. And they're out of Cape Coral, Florida. All right. Big shout out to those guys. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. From 1978, I'm going to play a theme song here.

See if you know this theme song. Go ahead. Yes. Unsolved mystery. Halloween. Something scary. So we have a something theory. An unsolved mysteries.

And Halloween. Now that he says Halloween, I think he's right. Yeah, it's Halloween. Yes. So Halloween, 15 years after murdering his sister on October 31st, 1963, this psychopath escapes from a mental hospital and returns to the small town of Haddonfield, Illinois to kill again. That's what Halloween's about. Mike Myers.

Legit. Oh, okay. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to play a scary movie theme song. You have to name the movie. Oh, man. I'm going to bring on Taylor, who's on the phone right now. Hey, Taylor, good morning to you. Good morning.

How are you? I'm doing pretty good. Now, Amy, Lunchbox, and Eddie are here, and I'm going to give them five movie theme songs to scary movies. You need one of them to get four of the five. Which one are you going with? You're going with Amy Lunchbox ready. Who you team? Boo.

Who you tune up with? I am going to go with Eddie. Okay. Eddie got to get four or five or she loses? Hey, I don't really watch scary movies. You get four or five or she dies. Oh. That's not nice.

But it's scary. Well, that adds the pressure. Then what she doesn't know, someone right now grabbed her. We had the whole thing set up. It's not there anymore. Okay, number one. From 1975, named this scary movie theme. Eddie, can you name it?

Yes, of course. That's Jaws. Jaws is correct. Next job, that's one of one. That's one of one. We're feeling pretty good. Number two, named this movie theme. Eddie?

You said the year on this? Nope. Friday the 13th. Or is it psycho? It's stabbing. Your answer was Friday the 13th? There's stabbing going on right here. That answer is wrong.

Oh, it's psycho. It's psycho. You know the theme of psycho? What's about? No. So old. What? Yeah, yeah.

It's a lady who's like running away from something. She stays in a motel and the guy that runs the motel is psycho. Yeah, kind of. A Phoenix secretary embezzles $40,000, goes on the run and checks into a remote motel run by a young man under the domination of his mother. Norman Bates. No idea. I don't watch scary movies. That's a good movie.

Eddie, you can't miss another one. Dang it. Or she dies. Or she dies. Taylor dies. Wouldn't that be a crazy scary movie? where you call into a radio show and it's a contest. And it's like, oh, she's on the phone right now.

All she has to do is get whatever or she dies. And what she doesn't know is somebody has grabbed her as it's happening. And she's on the phone. Tell me this isn't. That's a great movie. And so she's playing the game with these people. And every time, or like, like, saw every time she misses one, they chop off a finger. All right, we're going to edit this out so we can make it.

Tell me that ain't it. We got cameras. Run. Run. Taylor. What does Taylor think about that idea? Hang up. I'm nowhere to run, too.

Okay, Eddie, don't miss another one. Come on, come on. Name this movie theme. Give me Nightmare on Elm Street. I heard you going to the one, two, Freddy's coming for you. Good job. That is what that is, Nightmare on Elm Street. Yeah!

You know what really gave it away? The 80s synthesizer. Next up, you got to get two for two here. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Hit this. Sounds like karate kid. Get no son. Wax on

Get back in there Huh I mean it's definitely 80s If you want to use a lifeline You can go to lunchbox only I would like to use a lifeline But you have to go with his answer Regardless

Oh I do So you can go with yours Or if you pass it fully over The lunchbox You have to use his answer Man I don't know I'm guessing But I'd rather lay

All the stress on lunchbox So lunchbox What would you have guessed Friday, Friday the 13th You just Okay got it I have no idea No, no, you have to guess.

I know. I know I got a guess, but you came to me, dude. No idea. So, Taylor, I'm sorry, but you're about to die. What'd you say? I said, sorry, Taylor, you're about to die. Yeah, yeah, I thought that's what you said. What would you like to guess, though?

You get any guess. I would go with the Shining. Close. Close. Well, it's the exorcist. Oh, man. Yeah. So I would have gotten it wrong anyway, so that's, I don't feel too bad.

Dang, I knew his one. One of those... So is Taylor dead yet? Yeah, she's dead. Let's see if you're sitting here breathing. Taylor? I'm still alive. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Bonus question! Yeah! Lunchbox. Okay. For the win for Taylor. Yeah. Name this one. Feel good?

Sounds like comedy almost. It doesn't like three stooges a little bit. Why, I ought to... That is not. That is not the stuff, just so you know. That's Jason. The answer is? It's Jason.

Borges. What the heck is it's called? Five seconds? Jason Borges. He's got the mask. What is it called? Answer. Come on, lunch,

time. Kill them. We start killing each other now. It's Jason Borhe. What is it called? Friday of 13. And that would have been what it was. I couldn't.

One more bonus. All right, Amy. Goodness, I went blank. Name this one. What scary movie theme is that? I mean, that's what it is. A radio show? has people call in and if they don't win they die.

That's so cool. And it's maybe not just one caller. They have no idea. But any time they call in. And then one caller, he's like a, what they call a prize pig, he's trying to get in. But he also knows if he can get in, he can beat the system. He's trying to shut it all down. It's almost like squid game.

Yeah. Do we see the caller getting murdered or do we just hear them get murdered? It's like chairfire too. They rip their body parts off. Do we have to find a sponsor for a bit? Are you going to answer your question? She's filibustering. What's a sponsor for a scary movie?

First segment. It? Incorrect. That's all. I've tried everything out, I don't know what to do here. These are hard. I think you know what you should do. Bonus question! But you guys have all played.

Okay, one final one. If anybody can name this one you went. Ray, give me number eight. Alfred Hitchcock. Incorrect. Amy, Amy. Amy. You guys go. You guys can go.

I can think. No, no, Amy, you're right. It's a... Alpsychoc's not a movie though. He's a director. Huh? Thought it was. TV show.

Flew over the cucko's nest. Flew over the cucko's nest is incorrect. I got it. That's the shining. That's correct. She's a lot! It's not Cucco's nest. It's not Hitchcock, but it is a shining.

Taylor, you win. Yay! You don't die. She lives. She lives again. All right, we're going to give Taylor a sonic gift card for $50. That is correct. Thank you.

Taylor for listening to the show. Good job. Well, medium job. Hey, we got it though. Yeah, we did it. All 10 fingers and a foot. But she didn't die. Okay, there you go. Here's a voicemail from Natasha in Austin. I had a question for Bobby. This weekend, I went to see Amy Schumer, and they made you put your Apple Watch and your phone in this yonder pouch that was locked up until the end of the show. And I was just wondering if Bobby, when you have shows, if you're

you've thought about doing something like that for it to be a totally phone-free experience. Thank you for your question. Yes, I request no phones at my shows. Not for a phones-free experience because I love a phone, but so nobody records it. I mean, same thing that Amy Schumer does. She doesn't want people recording her show because they put it out, and maybe she's saving it for a special. Maybe she's not done working on material. They tour so they can practice stuff, and then they record it as a special.

And, you know, if you're touring and you're practicing, you mess it up a lot, trying to figure out, where it's right. And so they don't want those mess ups on the internet because it looks bad on them. And you don't see every practice rep from Tom Brady on the internet. We just see the game. You see the game for the most part. Yeah. So that's what that is. And so they go no phones. The difference in Amy Schumer and myself is her. She has wild success. And I don't. But also she pays for the pouches to put them in. She either buys them or rents them and you put it in a pouch. You seal it so you can't have it. I mean, I just go, please don't do it. I don't have the money to pay for the pouch. Please put your phone away.

Please just promise me. You won't record it. But that's what it's about. And people are mostly respectful of that. You know, we have a big sign out that goes, please don't use your phone. Please. Thank you for that call. I appreciate that. I want to go to Brad first, and Brad lives in Mobile, Alabama. And the topic is Amy going to this movie called Terrifier 2, which the movie is so gory and so scary that people are passing out in theaters. And throwing out.

Amy lost. And she put herself up. She goes, I'll accept the money. I'll be part of the game. She lost the game. Now she has to go watch the movie. And so she has to go, and we're talking about, is she going to take her daughter, who's 15? Because you don't want your daughter to go, but she will not stop. She wants to go badly. Yeah, she wants to go. All right, so what is your question there, Brad, about this? Well, I was wanting to know, first thing, hey, Bobby.

Good morning. Good morning. Morning. Amy, are you going to take your daughter? I don't know yet. She is certainly begging me, and I'm split, and then the Internet is split, or listeners are split, because I feel like half of them are like, take them. I'm taking my kids, blah, blah, blah.

And the other half is like, you're the worst parent in the world if you take your kids. Isn't that just general to anything? Wouldn't the same thing be set up? We talk about a trampoline park? Yes. You should take them. You're the worst parent ever. I think that's anything parenting.

You know, I don't know. But you understand that there's a week left. When are you planning to go to this movie? Yeah, I know. Working on that. Nothing yet? Yeah. Okay.

I'll get it done. Don't worry. It's two and a half hours. Long. Oh, long. Oh, yeah, yeah. Brad, so she doesn't know yet, but I appreciate you calling to asking it because I didn't know either. What do you think?

I think you should not take her. Oh, I thought you were going to say the opposite. Because there's parts in Terrifier One that she just should not see. Oh, you've seen Terrifier One. I watch it Saturday. Yeah, and? Stuff like that, don't gross me out. I don't get scared.

It's up there with Faces of the Death if you watched those movies. Way back in the day, yeah. Faces of Death was real. That was real footage, man. That was real stuff. Yeah, yeah. This was like a, isn't this a clown, Brad? Yeah, he was creepy, but he, but he,

You know, cheesy. Yeah. All right. She's easy. See, I feel like my daughter will know right away. This is so fake. Like, that's what she loves about it.

It's how fake it looks and it doesn't phase her. I think you'll end up taking her. That's what I think. Do you guys think that? I think she's going. I think she's going to. You want to pay me?

Or put money on it? No, because then you won't do it because we're betting you. Yeah, why would... How would I bet you It's something that you could control The outcome? I feel like everybody else in the show

gets paid money to do things. You did. You got paid to be on the wheel and you lost. But extra money to take her. Brad, thank you for the call, buddy. All right. I'll tell my wife, hello. Yeah, what's her name?

Heather. How long have you been married to Heather? 30 years. Wow. That's awesome. What's the secret there, Brad? I've been married a little over a year, Brad. What's the secret?

Just don't care. Don't care about what. I don't know, Brad. Tell me more about that. Yeah, the more you care, the more you got to do. Care about what, Brad? Talk to me in specifics here. Care about what?

I mean, anything, really? I care, but I don't care. But if I go home, like, how do I not care? What am I caring about that I need to stop caring about? If she wants to do something, say, okay, go. Don't care. Don't care. If I go somewhere, she don't care.

That's not true. I kind of like his attitude. So, you all just, like, keep expectations super low in your relationship. I mean, she don't call me when I'm out fishing. She don't call me when I'm working. I drive a truck. I talk to her in the morning. call her when I'm getting in my personal truck going home.

She ain't the one that calls and says, hey, what are you doing? Where are you at? Who you with? You went to who you with? That ain't something like we care about. She don't care. But you've been together 30 years,

so you probably have all that trust, and you probably talked about pretty much everything at this point, right? Pretty much. Yeah. What's the best thing about her? She's in Louisiana? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. She was what? What did she say? Yeah, she was Cajun. Yeah. Oh, I never heard that before. I'm from Arkansas. Yeah.

exactly what he was saying. Yeah, of course. That's hillbillian, he'll be like crime pretty much. He'll be on Cajun Crime. She's a good girl, too. Yeah. What's her favorite thing about you? Probably nothing. That you don't care? I drive a truck and make money. Yeah. But I don't care. Brad, I appreciate the call, and it's been fun talking to you, and hope you have an awesome rest of the week, man. Thank you for listening.

All right, Bobber. All right, see you, buddy. All right, later. Maddie and Taye from a broken heart. Big shout out to Brad. Yeah. I'm a guy there. I'm going to stop caring. Yeah.

Y'all see how that works out for you. I can't wait. Yeah, I think it's about 15 years in. You can do that. Report back. Right now I can't. Here's Gwen and Jesse on the voicemail line with a morning corny. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?

The teacher says spit out your gum and the train says, choo-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-o. That was my son. He wanted to share a joke with Amy. We are in Crossville, Tennessee. and listen from 7 to 7.30 every morning on our way to school. Thanks. It's pretty good. Yeah. Thanks for calling and sharing that with us.

This is Lindsay in Cincinnati. I am driving, listening to your Bobby cast with Rita Wilson. And I'm crying. It is just a phenomenal interview. Thank you for putting stuff like this out into the world. Very well done. Yeah, thank you. You know, Rita Wilson, I didn't know what to expect.

She's a big Hollywood superstar. Movies, big TV shows. I know she's a really good singer. Her passion is singing country music. But she came over and, man, she was so vulnerable and so generous with her stories. And how her dad was putting a labor camp and escaped. And go check it out. I do a interview series called The Bobbycast.

And Rita Wilson's one of the last guests on there. Check it out. Appreciate that. The Bobo Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So Ben Hansen, pretty sure we've talked about him before. He's a former FBI agent and he's the host of Discovery Show UFO Witness. And he says that he has heard from dozens of pilots the last two months that are seeing UFOs over the Pacific Ocean.

And he has air traffic control recordings, footage. And he says a lot of pilots come to him, but then they don't want to be known or they don't want to speak up because they're going to be ridiculed. Don't be the crazy pilot that saw an alien. Of course you don't want to. Eddie's brother saw an alien once. Yeah, but he was drinking, he said. Oh. He saw it twice.

And both stories start with, man, I was having a couple beers. And I look up. Yeah, he saw the aliens. So these pilots, I have a couple theories. I have three theories. Would you like to hear them? Yes. Theory number one, they're doing military test exercises over the Pacific Ocean.

Yeah. That's really, I like that one. And these pilots, they don't know that that's what's happening. Because there are pilots of Southwest and Hawaiian Airlines, to be specific. Why is a Southwest pilot over the Pacific Ocean? They fly to Hawaii now. Oh, okay. There you go.

Good. Good deal. Number two, the aliens actually live under the water, and they come up, like it often. Yeah. We always go aliens are up. We don't even know what's down there. I've said it many times. There's a point in the ocean where we have no idea what happens.

We have no idea how deep it goes. We have no idea what's down there after a certain level. We cannot get down there. So for us to go, well, we know what's down there, but we've never been and we have no idea. You can't do it. That's my second theory. Wow. Okay.

The third theory is Eddie's brother flies these planes. After a couple beers. Yeah, and that's who keeps calling the guy. So let me know which one of those you like. There's a mom of three from Texas who was following an influencer on Instagram. Well, that influencer got diagnosed with breast cancer. are at 28 years old. Well, it made Carly interested to, you know, try to do a self-exam and see what was going on with

her. Because of that influencer, Carly found a cyst, which later she found out was actually breast cancer. So you're telling me not all influencers are just selling tummy tea. That is what I'm telling you. Or fan, fab, fun packs or whatever those are. Fun, fun, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good for her.

Good for the influencer for doing that, too. Yes. And Bobby, you and Kenny Chesney now have something in comment. and it's a pretty big deal. Yeah, we're both country superstars. No? No, no, no. He's an honorary doctorate.

Or he got one. Dr. Kinney and Dr. Bobby. Yeah, he was given this certificate or acknowledgement. No, no. Don't be lunchbox. No, I'm trying to. He was given a degree. It's an honorary doctorate.

It's a doctorate of letters, which is what mine is. And so it wasn't a certificate. Oh, okay. Well, a diploma. He didn't read all the books this month for Book It and get a personal fan pizza. Yes, he got a diploma. It was from East Tennessee State University, which he did get an undergraduate degree from there,

but they brought him back a couple of days ago and had the whole ceremony, so a pretty cool moment for him. There are two versions of Kenny I like. There used to just be one, which was Emo Kinney. I don't like care that much about Beach Kinney because I don't like the beach that much. I never grew up by the beach.

I love vacation to the beach. Yeah. Not for me. I like Emo Kinney, and I like Black Cowboy Hat Kenny. That's formal Kenny. Villain Kenny, even. Because he wearing the Black Cowboy Hat. That was Amy's Pile.

of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. There was a group of 16 Boy Scouts from El Paso, Texas, and their nine adult chaperones. You know, the guys that dress up in the full garb and they're going to go for a hike in New Mexico. And they're out hiking. All of a sudden, some bad weather comes in, pouring down rain, and they get stranded because of the high waters. They can't get out.

For two days, they're stranded. So they have to bring in a helicopter. and they're like, oh, National Guard, we're going to land the helicopter. Weather's too bad. So they had to lower the rope and one by one, zoop, zoop, get all of them out of there. That's crazy. You're stranded anywhere for two days, but imagine that. Oh, man.

And the elements. Yeah. People that, like, fall into cliffs and are stuck and don't know if anyone's ever coming to get them. That's like a nightmare type of thing. Yeah, at least they had other people with them, you know? They weren't all alone. At least they had their adults in the uniforms.

Yeah. What are you saying? I was hiking a couple weeks ago. And I was just thinking, like, I heard a helicopter fly over. You're going to compare you. Listen, here we go. I told my family, I'm like, in this crazy? Like, some people get stranded in the woods and they hear a helicopter and there's no way to get their attention.

Like, if you're looking for someone to save you, that's got to be the hardest feeling of like, hey, hey, here we are, but they can't see you. Oh, I thought about that when I heard that helicopter. That's a cool story, bro. Hey, there's. I thought about, like, stuff like this. Hey, man, when I was walking down the street the other day. What did you think about? And there was a helicopter going over and I was like, man, if I need to get their attention, there's no way I can do it.

Like, I was just like, I'd just be stuck here on the sidewalk. That's what he thought about too. You're making fun of me, but I was actually hiking in the woods. No, I was actually hiking on the sidewalk. Okay. Dang. Tough hike. Yeah. I'm looking at the picture of these Boy Scouts.

You know, there comes a time, if you're in a group and this happens, you have to start wondering. All right, who we eat in first. You figure which one? I think they eight. You got to eat the bigger one first, right? No, it's whoever dies naturally first. Unless the bigger one's strong, because you have to think if the world ends, there are two types of people that are going to dominate really strong and really smart.

And that's it. And it works down both ways. So you need really strong and really smart. If they're really strong and really smart, good luck. But my question is. A Boy Scout's dining on everybody. If you're one of the chaperones, do you volunteer that they can eat you when it gets out of that point? No, no, no, no.

Guys, you eat whoever dies naturally first. I hear you. If nobody dies naturally. If no one dies first, do you say, you know what I'm going to quote die naturally. Yeah, no. You don't kill anybody. Yeah, not naturally by that rock upside the head. There's no natural.

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