The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Early Bird) Ray Gives An Update On Free Cabin Stay + What Did Eddie Find Out His Son Is Doing At Baseball Games + Mailbag: College Kid Spending Too Much Money

Episode Date: November 8, 2022

Ray gives an update on the free cabin stay he and his wife were offered. We find out if he's going to do it or not and how the show feels about the decision. Plus, Eddie found out his three-year-old is doing something during his brother's baseball games that he doesn't like. Mailbag: A listener needs help with his son's spending at college. He was given a credit card with a reasonable limit to use for books, but instead is using it for video games. He wants to cut him off, but his wife doesn't...we share our advice!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We're back. We're feeling good. Welcome to Tuesday's show. Morning studio. Morning. Let's go. You know who's first. He is our video producer.

He's on the air all the time. He's a dad of four. Give it up for producer Eddie. So I found out recently that my three-year-old has been panhandling at our baseball games that we've been going to. What do you mean? So my kids, they play baseball, and the baby comes with us. Well, he's three. And he just kind of runs around with the other kids around there.

But what he's been doing is he's been hanging out by the concession stand. And when parents go and take their kids to buy stuff, he says, well, you get me an ice cream? And they say, oh, okay, kid, sure. And they buy him an ice cream. So three parents came up to me and said, Oh, you're not around when this is happening. He's running around. Oh, I'm watching the game.

Right. And so parents have come to me and say, oh, yeah, we got him an ice cream, you know, last game. And another parent said, oh, yeah, he wanted a candy bar. We got him a candy bar. I'm like, you guys have been buying him stuff? Not once has he come to me and ask. He found out that he can just beg parents for treats.

He's a cute kid. Oh, my goodness. He's known as the panhandler at the baseball stadium. How do you feel about that? It's not good. I wouldn't like it either, but he is a cute kid. He is a cute kid. I'd probably buy him something, too.

you Eddie. Hey, his celebrity doppelganger, depending on who you talk to, either Doug funny or Steve Busceini. Here he is. Lunchbox, everybody. You're the only one that says that. But anyway, my wife has lost her mind because, you know, months ago, I bought a bicycle to ride to work and I've been riding it to work, no problem, been great, loving it. And she comes to me the other day and goes, hey, what about wearing a reflective vest when you ride your bike? I agree. And I said, that is not going to happen. I cannot be wearing a reflective vest. I lose all credibility if I wear a reflective vests. Real cyclists don't wear reflective vests on their bike.

Vests. Vests. I think you should, if it's dark, I think cyclists do. Because I see people riding, if I'm driving to work, dark. They're riding or running. And maybe if not a reflective vest, reflective something. No, no, I have a light on the back. It's a red light that blinks, boom, boom, boom.

So cars coming up behind can see me. But a reflective vest, when I see those, I'm like, all right. Nerd alert. But you're not even, you don't get. consider yourself a real cyclist, do you? Oh, yeah. I'm now a cyclist. Do you ever cycle for fun, or do you ever cycle for training or cycle for exercise? Or do you just ride to work? I ride a little bit to work, and then I may take the scenic route home so I can get a little more in. Just like, ah. You do that when you're right? Ah. Yeah. Do you plan to keep riding all through winter?

Yeah. Getting cold, though. It's tough. How long does it take you to get to work on your bike? 20-something minutes. And do you find that it saved you good money? Yeah. I mean, I'm thousands of in the positive? I don't know what that was. I don't know. I mean, gas is expensive. But thousands? Thousands, though, maybe.

Well, how long's you been riding? But I think it would take him five minutes to get here to work in his car. Okay, yeah, good point. I think you've saved money. I've saved money, but I like to tell myself thousands. But also, my thing is, I don't want to wear the reflective vest because when you see reflective vest, you think, oh, goof, right? Like, you think...

I don't think goof, no. I think... No, I think how thoughtful. Like, they care about themselves and they also care about me because, like, as the driver, I don't want to hit somebody. Correct. Wear a vest. Wear a vest.

Yeah, wear a vestises. Yeah, we're some vestises. All right, up next, she is from Austin, Texas. She went to high school at Austin High. What's it called? Stephen F. Austin High. I never heard of it called that before. Well, yeah, but most people call it Austin High.

But on the buildings... But is the city, Stephen F. Austin City? No. It's like Stephen F. Austin Hotel. Anyway, Texas native. Here she is, Amy, everybody. So my son, as y'all know, or I've talked about before, is very into farts as a 12-year-old boy,

and he's obsessed with these remixes on YouTube that are produced. Like Old Town Fart. Remember that one? Yeah, yeah. Old Town Road with Farts. So he figured out how to make his own, just using the tools he has because he doesn't have any fancy equipment, doesn't know how to do anything on a computer.

Well, he uses the radio, his watch to record, and then his butt for the noise. So he made a remix and a Fart song himself? He made a remix, recorded on his watch, and then texted it to me. Do you have it? I do.

I don't know how much this we can play. Well, a lot of it. I want to apologize in advance to Danny Goki because it's to his song, Be All Right. Okay, this is hit. He made this. Okay, go ahead. Oh, no, no, no. That's it. No, no.

We're done with that. We're not doing that. That's disgusting. So gross, Amy. That's a hit. That was too real. That's disgusting. Yeah, I thought it would be like a funny sound.

I ain't doing that. All right. Thank you, Amy. From Mount Pine, Arkansas. He has trouble seeing. But he's an amazing human being. Oh, thank you. Oh.

Is that it? Bobby Bones. Oh, right. I have the most Google questions about the Bobby Bones show. We do this with artists, so I've pulled him here. Let's answer them real quick. Question one, who is Bobby Bones' best man at his wedding? That would be Eddie.

Yeah, that's what he's ready. Yeah. How tall is Amy from the Bobby Bones show? Five, six. Even? Really? Yeah, maybe a little taller than that. No, I'm 5'6.

Same as Ray. How long have Bobby and Caleb been together? All in all about three. years. Married over in a year and almost a year and a half. Well, close to that. Let's see. Where are, when are Bobby Bones and the Raging Idiots going to release new music?

That's a great question. Friday. Yep. Coming right up. Oh. Big song on Friday. Multiple artists. Big song.

Song of the year. Stars. Celebrity. Oh, it's like We're the World, but 2020. Yeah, so The Raging Nates have a new song coming out on Friday. The next one. What did Lunchbox find at the Diamond Mine? Nothing, a bunch of rocks and dirt and sweat.

Yeah, that's easy. A nap under the tree. Has Bobby Bones been married before? No. No. Not even close, yeah. Who's leaving the Bobby Bones show? Oh, anyone?

A psychic had said somebody was going to leave the show in a year. Anybody? Nobody yet? Abby or Eddie, one of those two. Do you think it's Abby or Eddie? Yeah. Why? Why?

Why? Just my gut feeling. Okay. And then finally is Patty Gets. Gassso related to Bobby Bones. You guys know what Patty Gassow is? Yes. She's the head coach Oklahoma softball. Won like five national championships. Related

through marriage, she is my brother-in-law's mom, who we're very close to. So, I mean, yeah, sure. Wait, wait, she's your brother-in-law's mom. Oh, okay, got it, got it. Yeah. I was confused there. That's related. Yeah. So the answer's yes. Through marriage. Yeah, she's

the Nick Sabin of college softball. You just take it, yeah. Yeah, I just go, yeah. I just go, yeah. The final one here What? Bobby Bond's best friend Already did that because that was the Best man The wedding Yeah

What kind of car does Bobby Drive We'll pass on that one Did Ray Mundo ever get paid for his Trump bet? He did not No, not yet You're never getting it Not yet You're never getting it

How did Bobby Bones get his name? Long story No, I always forced this name My name is Bobby Bones Is in my last name They forced it on me When I was 17 years old in radio They said you can be Bobby Bones or Bobby Z

and I pick Bobby Bones, but they were both stupid. I'll admit that. All right, there you go. Those are the most Google questions. Thank you. Time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.

Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. When our kid went to college, my wife and I thought it would be a good idea to get him a starter credit card with a reasonable limit to help him get books and food and help him learn some fiscal responsibility. Then the bills came.

It now appears that the vast majority of that $1,000 limit is being spent on video game upgrades and loot boxes. Wow. Digital. Okay. Yeah. I'm inclined to pay the bill and cancel the card. My wife thinks we should cut in some slack and let him keep doing his thing. What's the middle ground here?

I don't want to leave him hanging when it comes to books, but also don't want to fund whatever pretend village he's planning to blow up next. Oh, my gosh. Thanks for your help. Credit card, Calvin. First of all, let's not hate on pretend villages. What's that, Fortnite? It doesn't matter because he could be out at a frat party, getting plastered, spending money on alcohol,

spending money on God knows what. I also play video games. So, I'm making sure he guys know that. He got his back. Okay, but yes, it is, it's an issue of you giving him something saying it's for this and him using it for something else. I absolutely understand that.

Now, Amy, you have a daughter. Does she have a card? No. Nothing. No debit, no credit. She has a debit card, but it goes straight to her cash that's in her bank account. And does she make that money herself? Oh, no.

She earns that money or it's gifted to her holidays, birthdays, and she saves every penny, and she's really good at getting other people to spend money on her. Yes. Oh, yeah. That is a skill. That is her specialty. Eddie, your oldest son, does he have any sort of card? Yeah, he's 14, no card, all cash.

But what I don't understand in this situation, though, is the whole point of the card was to teach him about how a credit card works. Well, now he's learning how our credit card works. When you spend that money, you got to pay it back with interest. So I don't think the solution here is to pay it off for him or even just like, you know, take the credit card away. I think the solution would be, because he's asking for a middle ground. I don't feel like he's going to make his son go pick a switch. Yeah. His son bring it in and he whoops him with it. He's not looking for that answer. I think this is what I would suggest because obviously it sounds like you guys have the financial means for this to happen and you still to be okay. It's just annoying.

I would say, this is what we gave the credit card for. Books. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Pay for that on this. If you decide to use it on video games and I'd have the whole receipt there, everything. This is what you bought a loopbox here. You did this for Fortnite. You did this for Call of Duty. Anything you buy that's not on the list, you have to pay for half yourself. We'll cover half of it, but you've got to pay the other half yourself back to us. And if we don't get that payment by this date, like, a bill, we will cancel the card. Yeah. That way, everybody's winning something.

They're not pulling the card. He still has the card to do the book. He's learning. He also still plays in video games. And I do think there's value in knowing that on a Saturday night, he's probably nerd now, which is great. Yeah. He's not out causing trouble. You're right. He can be doing a lot worse. He's still paying a bill. I think that's probably the middle ground. But what about interest, though? Because I think paying that. You don't want to show him the whole. Go Neil Armstrong. One small step for man.

I think you have to teach him about interest. You do and that will come up. But it's, again, go full nil on them. Because I didn't know about interest until I was like 25, 26. Yeah, your life was different. Okay. That's your middle ground right there. Have the conversation. Have the bill.

This is what we're paying for. This is what we're not. But here's what we're going to do. We're going to pay for half of it. But if you don't pay us the half back, we're going to cancel the card. That's my suggestion. Credit card, Calvin. Thank you very much for that email.

Hope it works out for you. Sounds like you have a good kid. Yeah. He's buying the books. He's just playing the video games. That's a normal kid. No trouble. That's a normal kid.

Thank you. Close up to mailbag. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailback. Lots of listeners are asking for the update on Ray, our audio guy, our audio producer, if he's going to stay in that cabin with no Wi-Fi, no internet, no electricity. I don't know what it is. Yeah. But someone reached out to you Ray and said, you can stay in this cabin for free if you put it on TikTok.

Yeah, it's kind of like an igloo in the woods. It has a roof, but it's see-through. So you just see the stars at night. You're going to get murdered. But, so yeah, that was presented to us, and then we had to decide if we were doing it or not. So they said what? You can stay in this in like East Tennessee and the mountains. For free.

In exchange for you just posting one TikTok and what's on the TikTok? TikTok, me and my wife walking around the cabin, I guess. Something really simple that just showcases it. But do you show the address? Is it like a commercial? Yeah, and then it would be the website and stuff like that. And how long do you stay? A whole weekend, a Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Okay, are you doing it? We have decided we're doing it. it. We're going to miss you, man. Yeah, this is... No, it's legit. They produced a couple TikToks that other people have done, and all the stuff state of the art. It looks pretty dope, honestly. Hot tub, the whole nine yards.

But they don't have Wi-Fi? It's weak, and they also said it still shows up on your phone, if you're doing the map on your phone. It just, without Wi-Fi, you can still get a map. But why would they put in weak Wi-Fi, not full Wi-Fi? It makes no sense. It just sounds shady. There's multiple of the Igloos, so maybe it all shares

the same router. You're just going to go stay at this place. Do you have a way for us to contact you? Can you do find Ray so I can make sure you're not dead? Yeah, I've already dropped a pin to my buddy Billy, but I can drop it to y'all as well. If that helps you guys to feel better about it? When are you doing this? A week and a half. How do we feel about Ray standing at a random cabin in the woods with really no connection for free? I don't like it. I think it's smart. It's free. I mean, it's a great weekend. You take your wife somewhere and you don't have to pay anything. Genius. Why do people not come to you for these things, That's a great question.

Because Morgan gets invited to go sit in the suite. Yeah, the Tennessee Titans. I don't understand that. Ray gets invited to go get free cabins. I don't get it. Maybe they don't want my kids. I don't think this is for kids. I don't think they want three kids tearing up a place, but I don't know.

I don't know that anything they invite you to, you have to bring your kids. Right. Right. I could leave them with Eddie. Because you're famous, right? You're mean. And you don't get these. Yeah, I don't understand.

It's really weird why that is. I always check and I'm like, man, when it's company. going to hit me up, like, hey, we'll send you this, or you send you here. Like, scuba hit me the other day. He's like, hey, you want to go to Disney? And I was like, yeah. And then he's like, I'll never mind. They don't want you. I'm like, oh, that's hard. Oh, they backed out on that? I guess. Because I haven't heard anything. Maybe they don't want your kids tearing up Disney. Are you still, that's funny.

Or like, we've seen them. Do you think your attitude has anything to do with you getting passed over constantly for stuff? No. I mean, I think my attitude, my outlook, my adventurism, my. Am I willing to try things? I think that people would want to partner with me. Oh, I was going to mess from Scooby. Do you want to go to Disney?

Yeah. Yeah, he says no thanks. They don't want you anymore. Yeah, they're good. They thought again. I didn't know anything about that one. All right, well, Ray. Yeah, check the East National or East Tennessee

News. Make sure I come out alive. Be safe. Thank you, man. Keep up the good fight. Thanks, man. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good.

It's homecoming night at Merritt Island High School in Florida, and it's time to crown the homecoming king. And they announced the king. His name is James Verpayley. And so they say, hey, you're the homecoming king. And James, what does he do? He says, no, no, no, I want to hand my crown off to the real winner. So Parks Finney, he's also a student there at the high school. He had a brain injury when he was born, and the school loves him.

They say he's full of positivity, and they call him Mr. Mayor. So he gave the crown to Parks. So Parks accepted the crown. He is now Homecoming King and here's his mom talking about it. You know, we see a lot of, a lot of criticism of teenagers and, you know, that they're only into their phones and that they don't, they don't care about what's going on. But this shows that they do. And, you know, it's the magic of teenagers. That's pretty cool.

How cool is that? I wonder, because lunchbox, weren't you? Oh, some prom king. Yeah. Would you have ever passed that down? No. Here's the thing. I understand everybody likes this kid.

Parks? Parks, yeah. If they liked him so much, they would have voted him to be Homecoming King. They obviously didn't think he was worthy of the title. You said you would have never passed it down. You never felt like. Like, I understand. Like, it's a good story.

But what if they vote a view? But he was eligible. He was eligible to be Homecoming King. So if they wanted him to be the homecoming king, they would have voted him that. Maybe he didn't campaign or. Yeah. And it's the heart of the king that did receive it. His heart was like, you know what?

No, I don't want to. Loving, giving king. That's what it's about, right? Yeah. No, it's about being king. But some people said you were voted as a joke. No one did. No one did.

What have you done? You called people? Well, they've been on the show and they would be like, lunchbox isn't near as cool as he used to be. Think about the people that probably called the show. They're probably nerds. You think they're just jealous because you were so cool in high school? Ding, ding, ding.

You guys said it. Well, that's a great story. Eddie, what's the new king's name? Yeah, his name is Parks Finney. And then what was the prom king at Anderson High School, 1999 name? James, oh, oh, this one? This guy? Lunch box.

Lunch box? Okay. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Here's a voicemail from Dylan in Newport, Tennessee. Hey, Bobby. Morning Studio. So I was just wondering, when you put your shoes on,

do you go sock, sock, sock, shoe, or sock shoe, sock shoe. Looking forward to your answer. Love the show. Well, I'm not a psychotic, zero killer. So I go sock, sock, sock, shoe shoe. Yeah, that'd be weird. Sox, Sox, Sox, Sho. If I ever saw anybody in my life going Sox shoe, sock shoe, they might not be in my lifelong because I think they're probably going to stab me in my sleep. Sock shoe, sock shoe.

Does anyone, anyone at all on this show go, sock shoe, sock shoe. Sox shoe, sock shoe. No way. No way. Yeah. Like, why would you take your hands away from that one foot, move it to the other foot and then have to go back to the other foot? It's a waste of time. You stay on the foot and you're on.

You're an inch away. I know, it's not that. My socks are already together. so I don't want to put a sock on and go down to the shoe I already got my hands on the socks So your argument You actually cancel it out

No no because you unfold the socks You keep them all in your hands At the same time You unfold the socks so you set One sock on your left And one sock on your right And one shoe on your left So you put the right sock on

Right next to where the right shoe is You grab the right shoe Put it on Then you move your left hand Put your left sock on Then your left shoe We get it Yeah we get it

Wait he sets it up before he puts it on Like the shoe and the sock together You just lay the sock. He doesn't prepare for anything in his whole life, but that's what he does. All right, here is a voicemail from Lisa in Seattle. Appropriate that my husband's boss has asked him to share his location on find my friends on his phone. I think it's a little inappropriate. I just want to know what your name's thoughts are.

Thanks guys. Love listening to you. Wildly inappropriate. Yeah. That's his personal life. Does it depend what he does, though? What if he's like a delivery driver? Then you need to have a delivery phone that you have on while you're delivering, and that's okay.

And then you turn it off when you're not. Yeah, like if he needs to track you during work hours. No, not even on your own personal phone. No, not true. No, on your, yeah, I mean. If they're going to give you, but her thing is on his phone. Yeah, no, not appropriate. It's not appropriate at all.

And I don't care what the job is. There's no way on his phone that he's paying for he should let his boss. That's work. It's not jail. That's not, you know what that is? That's when you wear that thing on your ankle. Probation. Yeah.

Yeah. That's what that is. Yeah. And the app is called Find My Friends. Yeah, that's what she said. I know, not boss. Find my employees.

Find my employees. Right. That's a different app. The 10 most beautiful baby names for boys and girls have been revealed. Not the 10 coolest right now, but the 10 most beautiful. But they're all like super, like hippie or like rich people names. Yeah. Samuel.

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I like them all They're all pretty They sound pretty normal They all seem like they're trying pretty hard, though. Like, I really want to give my kid the perfect name. We've spent hours, days even, debating which name it is, and we're going to go with Zucamiya. Wait, what?

Yeah, we feel like it represents the appropriate sounds of the Zucamiya. Those are the most beautiful names from My First Years.com. And to clarify Eddie Levi was one of the 12 sons of Jacob. Oh, dang. And Mr. Strauss. That's what I've been. He's the gene, dude. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. When I give her the option for the mystery pack, everybody go, ooh. Okay, okay, you got it. All right, let's bring Gracie on the phone in North Carolina. Hi, Gracie. Good morning. How are you today? I'm doing well.

How are y'all doing? Doing pretty good. Here's the question. The average American woman will have eight of these during their lifetime. Think about that for a second. We're going to play Never Gonna Get It. And Gracie's on who lives in North Carolina. Gracie, I'll ask the question again.

Then I'll let you know what you're winning here. the average American woman will have eight of these during her lifetime. What are they? Now, Gracie, if you get it right, you can either win a $100 sonic gift card, which is pretty good, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or you can take the mystery prize. So that's if you get it right. So, Gracie, you get to answer first, and if you don't get it, then you get to pick one of the show members.

And then there's a wild card round number three. If you get it right in any of those rounds, you win the prize. either the $100 Sonic gift card or the mystery prize Okay, Gracie The average American woman will have eight of these

during her lifetime What do you think it is? I have to think, sorry You're good, think about it We'll give you a few seconds Here, I'll ask one more time The average American woman will have eight of these

during her lifetime What is it? Phones. Phones. Like cell phones. That's a good answer. Didn't have that one. I know.

I didn't have that one. This is hard. I thought of that, but then I was like, wait, how often do we get, we've had phones since 19. Oh, because women lose their phones more than men. Well, I didn't think about that. I just thought anyone would come out. The answer is not cell phone. Hey, Ray, do you know the answer?

Yep. Okay, so I can't put you in. Because Morgan's not in the studio right now. Well, you're just dealing with three show members today. Oh, boy, this is tough. So, Gracie, you can choose Amy, Lunchbox, or Eddie, and if they have it right, you win. The question is, the average American woman will have eight of these during her lifetime. What are they?

Okay, so husbands probably not. Maybe. Oh, I had that too. Eight. Average of eight. That's why I said, oh, maybe not. Some people bring that average up, you know what I mean? What do we got?

Gracie, who are you going to team with? Who's your partner? I think I'm going to go with Eddie. Oh, my goodness. I've only gotten it once, Gracie. Eddie, what do you have? Love relationships? You mean like, bing, bong, bong, bong.

Loves like eight. On average of eight. Like, oh, go. Like, tigit, tigua, tigua, tigua. Yeah. Like, I'm a la Mazzia. Man, I mean, Macarena. An average of eight.

Okay. Good. Lunchbox, what do you have? Well, at first I had mental breakdowns. Because women got to go crazy. Oh, boy. And then I thought best friends. And then I'm like, I don't know if they, best friends.

Like, when they get older, they don't switch best friends. So I put driving tickets because women are bad drivers. Amy. Yeah, I have best friends. friends. Oh. Wow. Eight best friends.

You guys go through best friends like that? I don't know. And that's what I'm saying. I don't know how often you switch. I don't know. It said their whole life. So I don't know. You have your elementary, your junior high school.

The average American woman will have eight of these during her lifetime. Amy says best friends. That is not right. Okay. Lunchbox says tickets. Speed tickets. Yep. Oh my gosh.

Is that it? That's not right. I knew it. Eddie, Eddie says, Who let the dogs out. Eddie says, ladies gentlemen, this is Mamba number five. Come on.

Eddie says, a little bit of Monica. Eddie, that is wrong. Oh, no. Okay, okay. So you didn't get it right, so round two is over. Okay.

Now, here's what I'm going to do, Gracie. All three of them are your friends right now, or they are your enemies. I'm going to give them a chance to write down another answer, and you can pick that any of them get it right or all of them miss it. So you basically have two choices.

If you think that their power, combined, they'll get it, or they'll all miss it. Which one do you think it is? I think they'll all get it. You think one of the three gets it right, okay? Can we hear the question one more time? You absolutely can. The average American woman will have eight of these during her lifetime. Eight. Yes, the number eight, seven. Her lifetime. Okay, I got it. I got it. That's what I needed. I needed to hear the question one more time. Eight. That 13th time, really? Which over? During her lifetime. I got it, guys.

Everybody in? Yep. You need to win it for her. If not, she doesn't win either the $100 gift card or the mystery prize. Ooh. Okay. Am you in? Yes.

What do you have? Go to them first. No, no, I came to you. Okay, I have massages. Ooh, that's a good one. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's not.

It's really not. It's really not. It's not. Lunchbox. Jobs. Who, careers? Careers. That's good.

You stay on hold. Thank you. Eddie. Manny Pettys. No. Mani Pettys. That's why he thought massages was good. I was going to go massages.

And then I was like, no, I'm massages. Let's two. Eddie, you're wrong? I am. Shocker. Are you sure? Yeah. Lunchbox.

Lunchbox could be right. Lunchbox. Any different jobs. Bye-bye. Lunchbox, you're wrong, too. Now, what? I'm going to tell you this. I'll give you guys.

I'll give you guys. I'm the closest with Manny Petties. I told you guys. Well, why wasn't I close with massages then? Because it's different. Betty's is closer than massages. I'm in. I have it.

I have it. I'm in. Just go with me. I got it. I got it. I got it. If anybody gets in the next 15 seconds, then she can have it. Go.

And we can just guess. Do you say it? Makeovers. And go. Hair style color. Correct. Woo! Yes, I knew it.

What? Hair colors. Hair styles. That's it. Wow. Oh, that was, I'm in. Gracie, you just won in the weirdest game. Oh my goodness.

It's your job, Amy. We did it. You're welcome. We did it. We did it. Hey, Gracie, do you want $100 to Sonic? Or the mystery prize. Ooh.

Ooh, let's go with the mystery prize. Yeah. All right, the mystery prize is as follows. Number one, a classic beanie baby. Are you making this up with you go? No, I have it all behind me. A classic beanie baby. Ooh.

Craig Morgan's book, God Family Country. Ah. The Anastasia Barbie doll, Paris Elegance. That's an old school classic one. That's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just... You're just looking under your desk?

Yeah. Mystery to me too. That's the prize. Okay, he's digging. He's digging. I don't know what he's gonna find. Oh, do you want... Derek Kendrick shirt.

No, no, no, no. No, no. No, no. Okay. But she lives in North Carolina. I asked you for that shirt and you said I couldn't have it. That's correct.

They'll send it for the mystery prize. Yeah. For the mystery to me too. How's that sound to you, Gracie? Can she go down? It's great. Okay. And a $50 gift card to SONA.

Yay! Now we're talking. Okay, Gracie. We have you hooked up, okay? Awesome. Thank you. We both win. One, Gracie wins all the prizes and two.

I get to get rid of a bunch of stuff that sit behind my desk. Yeah. Okay. Gracie's down hold. Thank you very much. We got two Missouri voicemails. The first one's from Haley. I just wanted to give a public service announcement.

This cold weather's coming. And flu and RSD and COVID are all on the rise. And I just want to remind everybody to sanitize and wash your hands every time you think about it. A loyal listener and a registered nurse. Thank you very much. If you like to remind your kids, Eddie and I, the Raging Idiots, have a song called Wash Your Hands. Sanitize their hot water.

Wash them till they're blue. Wash your germy hands so you don't get the flu. Wash your hands. Something like that. Let's go over and listen to Riley from Missouri with the Morning Corny. What do you call a turkey running at full speed? Fast food. Bye.

Fast food. Thank you, Riley. Great call. Call our voicemail anytime. 877, 77 Bobby. Here's Amy's pile of stories. If aliens beamed us a signal tomorrow and said hi, how would we respond? We would start shooting each other, burning each other's.

houses down. Oh, gosh. Going all my, it would be complete anarchy. Because we'd feel like we had no control, so we'd try to take all the control we could possibly take here. Well, believe it or not, there's no real plan for dealing with it in a coordinated way. So there's a team in the UK that is working on new protocols because the current guidelines for astronomers are basically these three steps.

Verify that the signal is real. I don't know how they do that if it's new. Announce it. If it has a blue check mark. Okay. Verify it. announce it to the world and then don't respond until there's an international discussion on how to handle it together. Here's what you do. If one of these scientists happen to be listening. One, verify it's true. Two, never tell us.

Yeah. But with world leaders, maybe. There's only like three you can trust at this point. That's true. Not very many. There's that the New Zealand president. She's pretty good. there's the It's about it Okay It's the only one Yeah that's about it Yeah no we can't

It'll be like Philadelphia wins a championship Or Detroit wins a championship That's what'll happen If a lot's burning cars, rioting Except we won't be happy Okay what else I have things that people like less and less As they get older

I'll run through them with you Bobby you tell me how you feel about them Social media No I'm way into it still I love it The older you get And you're 40 how old for a perspective? 42 42

I have to think myself. I know. Because I look down in my body and I go 25. I'm not 42. Okay. Okay. Waiting. Like waiting in lines for anything.

I'm okay. Bobby's like, I don't really wait in lines. Yeah, I don't go places where there are a lot of lines. My schedule is so weird and different. I don't go to traffic. I'm never in traffic unless it's like a odd day. I don't go to the mall really at 5 o'clock or Saturday at 10 a.m. Your things with lines are really, if you're waiting and someone cut.

in line. Oh boy. I'll have fistfighted. Then there's Detroit. Yeah, yeah. I've always hated line, so I avoid them. Again, these are things that we like less and less as we get older. Drinking alcohol. Yeah, I've never drank. So, I don't know. I think I'd probably like different alcohol. I'd probably like a wine, a fine wine. Yeah. As I get older, I just can't have as much. It's like, I have a one-two drink limit. Loud places, bars, parties, anything loud in general. I never liked them. Once I lived downtown, and it was a condo downtown because there was a guy that ran around my old neighborhood with a gun. He killed his wife and was running around neighborhood. So I'm like, I'm out. I can't live here anymore. So I'm just going to brush

on past that story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. So I moved downtown and I wanted a condo downtown. It was always my dream. I was like, if I start to have any success, I'm going to get a condo downtown because I can walk everywhere. Yeah. I had this romantic version of my life. And it was cool for the most part, but I went into this condo at like 2 p.m. on a Wednesday. And I'm looking at it. I'm like, this place is pretty baller. And the condo is pretty Mike, did you ever live with me in that condo? I did, yeah. This is a great condo, right?

It's awesome. Super cool. But I went and looked at at 2 p.m. on a Wednesday, and I'm getting to the loud noise part here in second. And so I remember the first Friday or Saturday night I was home because I wasn't home a lot of weekends. I was on the road touring doing comedy. But I would be home and I would hear, um, mm, mm, mm, mm, I was like, wait, what's happening?

Well, it was loud because I lived downtown and all the bars around me, but you never go and look at a place on a Friday night or a Saturday night. Yeah. You go on a Wednesday when there's no music. Exactly. But I remember going, this sucks. I hate loud of music. Yes, I agree.

I got two more things that we hate as we get older. Staying up late. My late, though, I think is pretty normal. My normal body clock would be go to bed at 4 a.m. Wake up at noon, yeah. Yeah, because also the last thing on here is video games. Adults like them less and less as they age. I don't refer to them as video games.

I refer to them as mind stimulation for an older brain that helps me stay young and active and provide a good life for my family and a lot of other people. What would I get from this? this and asking you this is like, you're young. Let me look down again. Yep. 25. Okay, this is a cool Zach Bryan story.

Let me rephrase it. I haven't grown up. There's a difference. Okay, yes, true. Cool, very, very cool, Zach Bryan story. He found out some fans hit a deer in Iowa while on their way to his show at Red Rocks last week,

and he reached out to them on Twitter and offered to cover their rental car so they could still get to the show. And then my sister and my niece, they were... He gave him a meet and greet or just rental car? I don't know. He never met with him too.

He's like, I'm going to call Hertz and enjoy the show, everybody. Glad you can make it. But my sister and niece, they were at the show, and they said it was one of the best concerts they've ever been to in their life, and it started snowing, and it was really cold, but it was just still like a really awesome moment. They'll never forget. And he treated fans to hand warmers and hot cocoa. Just all fans or just the ones that he had to get a rental car?

I don't know. Something that they passed out to people, but I heard it was awesome. Okay. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.

Tell me something good. My band Pablo decided he's going to go scuba diving off the coast of California. So it gets his gear, goes out. Let's get in the water. Loses consciousness. In the water. Uh-oh. What's he going to do?

He's unconscious. Luckily for him, there was a group of mermaids nearby. Oh, yeah. I don't understand what they're doing, but they're dressed in mermaid tails. But not real mermaids. People do it like doing role play. I like, that's kind of cool. It's become so popular, there's groups of mermaids that go out for swims,

and they were out for a swim, and they found Pablo got his gear off, gave him out to mouth and got him to the paramedics. What if you're that dude, you're like coming to, coming back to those mermaid. What the? He's like, I'm dead. 100%. He thinks one of that I'm dead. Mermaids making out with them.

Also, how do you swim with that tail on? It looks so difficult. We go to the, when the summer is there, we'd go to the city pool or whatever, and there'd be people on mermaid. And I'm like, that has to be so dangerous for your kid to be swimming in a mermaid costume. But I never say. It's a man meant for mermaiding or is it a costume to look? There's a difference.

Like if you were dressed as a little mermaid, that probably wouldn't be super safe to jump in the lake. Because you can't really move your leg. Yeah, these are made. You're trying to move like a mermaid. Right now I'm like, you have your legs stuck together? I don't know. I always saw him at the pool and I was like, that doesn't seem safe. But I never told their parents that. I just let them be them. Yeah, good for you.

Hey, so the mermaid saves the guy. That's what we liked that. Yeah, the mermaids save the guy. They gave them a little mouth-to-mouth. Okay. That's a weird way to give mouth to mouth. You do full mouth. Like, oh my gosh. I hope.

I mean, I would be thankful if Lungemucks gave me mouth to mouth, but I don't want that. You'd never get that taste that ever. Are you thinking about it right now? You'd have a hair and that taste in your mouth forever. Are you thinking about it right now, Amy, be giving you a mouth and mouth. That's what it's all about. Good job, Mermaids. That was Tell Me Something Good. Air Tasker helps you get more done fast.

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