The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Early Bird) Someone Stole From Bobby’s House + Songs That Put Us In A Good Mood!

Episode Date: April 5, 2022

Bobby shares the theft he witnessed with his own eyes from his house that he couldn’t believe. And why Amy believes she saw her dad on the 1-year anniversary of his passing. We each share new songs that instantly put us in a good mood! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Amy, you good? Yeah. Yeah, you? Yeah, pretty good. On the Bobbycast, I was able to hang out and talk with Billy Ray Cyrus for an hour. Pretty a lusufela. I mean, he got really, really famous again with Old Town Road. After he was really, really famous again for Hannah Montana,

after he was really, really famous again for having a country music career. So the guy's been able to consistently reinvent himself and come back. But he came over to the house, and I mean, we talked about everything, achy, breaky heart. It was actually named something different when he found it. He talked about the advice that Dolly Perman. Parton gave him. So this is a little bit of me and Billy Ray Cyrus. The whole thing, the hour is on the Bobbycast, but I want you to hear this.

Here's a few minutes of me with Billy Ray. On the Bobby Bones Show now. Billy Ray Cyrus. Whenever achy, break your heart, they come to you and go, hey, want this to be the first single. Are you like, I agree, or are you like, I don't know, I have these other songs that I feel very passionate about? I felt like there was a one. You did.

There was something about it, that especially when we would play it, you could just feel the energy and the dance floors would pack. And again, by then I started getting these little jobs at country clubs, where they had a lot of boot scoot dancing and that kind of thing. And when we would play this new song I'd cut called, at the time it was called Don't Tell My Heart. And I noticed no matter how bad they hated us, when I played Don't Tell My Heart, they packed the dance floor. And after that I told Mercury Records, I said, man, that one song, Don't Tell My Heart, it's a, it's a, the dance song, even the boot scooters, they'd get out there and scoot them boots across the floor. And I said, I think that song might be called Akey Breakie Heart because the drunks or whoever always say, play that achy breaky song.

That's how you suggested it because the people at Akey Breakie Song were like, play Akey Breakie. That's funny. But it was called Don't Tell My Heart. And Don Von Trist, the Vietnam veteran who ironically wrote the song when he came to meet me at the music meal, I said, hey, sir, did you ever think about changing the name of that? song to an achy-breaking heart and he said i don't care what you call it let's just get it get them to put it out and uh they did and whenever i you look at your career like from uh 10 000 feet up like you've been able to consistently come back and be successful in all these different areas music and then

television when you know you did the show with miley you keep reinventing how you do music like your like what in the world like who who are you having these conversations with it's like all right Bally Ray, this is what you need to do now. Honestly, Dolly, first and foremost, get into acting. Don't be dependent on radio for a career. She said that to you. Chris Christopherson, Waylon Jennings, and most importantly, my dad said, look at Kenny Rogers. Have one of those kind of careers.

I said, Dad, I'd love to, but how do you do that? He said, you've got to get into acting. I said, you know, I ain't even been in a church play. I can't act. He said, I'm sure it's just like everything else. You just got to start. And that is... That's such good advice.

It is good advice. No matter what you're going to do in life, you ain't ever going to get it done if you don't start. Well, you know I love you. Well, thank you. I love you too, man. I love having you around. Anytime I get to see, it's always a treat for me.

Amen, brother. Thank you all so much. Billy Ray Cyrus. For an honor being with you. Thank you. To hear that episode with Billy Ray Cyrus, just go search the Bobbycast, wherever you listen to your podcasts on IHeartRadio or wherever.

And I do think you will like that interview a whole life. All right. open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. A mom dropped off her 11-year-old kid for a sleepover with my son.

The only thing is she left her other child at my house, too, who is much younger, roughly five. This was not discussed or planned. Who would do this? I don't know. Terrible person. Or a mom who just completely misunderstood. The younger child requires. a lot more of my attention that I was not prepared for. I spent my afternoon muting myself in meetings,

even leaving a few of them to deal with her children and the younger one crying or coming into my office. It wasn't until about six hours later she showed up to pick up her youngest. Nothing was said about the situation and I was so frazzled by the entire thing I just wanted them gone. How would you all have handled this? How do I handle it going forward? Is this okay? The more I replay it, the more bothered I and feel like I should say something. Please help. P.S. She actually had the day off of work this day.

Oh, even worse. What? Signed anonymous and bothered. I don't have kids, but I'm going to answer this from the miscommunication. I would just tell her what happened and ask if there was a miscommunication. And if there wasn't, then you can handle like Amy Nett. I'm about to tell you. But I would just make sure that there wasn't some confusion in what she thought you said

or what you might have said that you don't realize. Maybe you say kids. Yeah, yeah, bring the kids. So, I don't know. Bring the kids. Before you get upset, I would just make sure there was no miscommunication. That's an easy fix if so. Just have the, hey, did I, did you tell me you were bringing both kids over?

Like, that's not a hard thing to ask. Because she probably didn't. But once you get through that, then you can get mad. Amy? I feel like now that time has passed, you just let it go. First of all, I would stop replaying it my head. That's where you keep getting riled up because you keep reliving it. Oh, I love watching rerun.

I love watching reruns or something. It's not good. That is not good. I watch that thing like season three of Friends. I will watch it over and over. No, you need to shut that down, change the channel quick. Then just don't have this kid over again. If you do, then you need to have a conversation of,

hey, like last time I know your other kid was here, this time I can only handle the 11-year-old. Like, that's what's going to work for us. And you set that boundary then. You don't go revisit this one because it's already happened. My assumption is if it's a kid's been in the night. at somebody he's pretty close to. Yeah.

It's a friend. I mean, but you would be shocked how people just send their kids. I won't let my kids go anywhere. I just read this email. I'm pushing all the kids over there. Yeah. I mean, I'm very protective of who I let my kids spend the night with. But some parents are like, cool.

What time do I pick them up? I would think if it's one of your son's good, good friends, you've got to talk about it, though. Because he's going to want to, or you're going to want to send your kid over there. I just ignore it until it happens again. Eddie? I'm with Amy.

You know, I can't believe this parent did that first off. But, you know, it's a one and done. Like, you know what? They did it. It's fine. Next time, though, eyes open. As soon as they get out of the car. In years.

If that little one gets out again, you're like, hey, woo, real quick. Before you drop them off, only he stayed, right? Have that conversation. There's just got to be some sort of misunderstanding. It's a five-year-old. Yeah. Yeah, no, that's very different than 11. Somebody had to say something that made somebody think that was okay.

Yeah. I would think a mom just wouldn't throw her five-year-old. Or maybe this is her little hat trick, her little like. Her little like. What do you think? I don't know. After that came out, I was like, I don't know why I said that. What is it, three?

Yeah, three. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. That's three things. So it's her parenting trick where she's just like tests out how many times she can get away with it. She's like, maybe I just drop my five-year-old off, see what happens. What if she has a younger friend for the five-year-old? She drops the older kid off with them accidentally too.

It's kind of her way to send two at one. It's her hat trick. It's like a bogo. It's a bogo cell. Payless. All right. Thank you for the email. Good luck.

Their advice is probably better than mine. But that's what we have to say. Close it up there. We've got your key mail and we've read it on the air. Now it's time to close Bobby's mailpack. Yeah. Filing your taxes does not have to be difficult. Start for free at taxact.com,

where you can get expert help with no appointment required. Your maximum refund is guaranteed. Go to taxact.com for guaranteed details. Taxact.com. So a girl was driving into her. our yard through the driveway and I was driving out and so I backed up a little bit I said come on and I knew it was Uber Eats because Caitlin had ordered some food so she pulled and I said hey Uber Eats it's like you can just leave the food here and she's like no I don't

I don't have food I have cookies so somebody had sent cookies for my birthday I guess there were two Uber Eats cars coming one we ordered one somebody all sent to the house okay so Uber Eats by like postmates like DoorDash and so she shows me the box of cookies and I'm like hey I'm gonna be right back, if you'll just put them right there by the door, I'll get them when I come back. And she's like, okay, cool, thanks. So I pull up and I watch her in the rearview mirror. She has

the cookies, she walks out, gets out of the car, takes the cookies, puts them on the ground, picks them back up, gets back in her car and leaves. I don't understand. Why would she do that? Stole cookies! But why would she even put them down? Why would she even come all the way to your house?

I don't know. Well, because she had to on the app. Oh. Yeah, You got to like clock in. It tells you how to get there. She even does the whole motion. Set it down. And I left and she thought I was all the way gone. But I saw her in my rear view fake like she puts cookies down.

And maybe she laid them on the ground for a second and then get back in her car with cookies and leave. But because I was gone, she stole the cookies. Wow. I couldn't believe it. Why in the world? And then I can't get a hold of her because she wasn't my Uber Eats driver. But do you know who sent them? Yeah, but I don't even know them that well.

It was like an agent from something. So I'm not going to call. I'd call them and be like, hey, pre-shed those birthday cookies, but she stole them. Let's get to the bottom of this. I wonder if she did steal them or there was some cookie confusion. No, no, she stole them. No, cookie confusion. And that's crazy you saw it happen. She didn't think I could still see her. Wow. She thought I drove off. Was it the cookies in a pink box? Yes, it's exactly what it was. Those are good. I don't blame her. You would have stolen too. Maybe she was like, oh, this week's flavors are legit.

One of my friends was in town. He used to drive for DoorDash or something like that. And over the pandemic, he said he did like 3,000 orders. And I was like, you guys got to eat that food, right? Like if there's a fry, there's... And he was like, in 3,000 orders, maybe three times. And I was like, I knew it! Three times! I knew you made a fry!

Dang. Like, but what? Fries. It's if a fry was overflowing. If anything is able to be... Like, and he said he never did it in the car, but if he's walking out with it, because he would also put it in the trunk sometimes to make it look like, you know, I didn't have access to your food.

Yeah. But you got to carry it from the restaurant and put it in the car. So you got to have a couple fries, put in the trunk and then drive off. It's like the game of operation where you have to slide your hand in there and not touch anything else. I knew it. I knew it. So, yeah, that's why I was just sad about that. I was sad.

My cookies never got to the house. Probably better they never got to the house because I would have eaten them all. But that's my story. Hey, did you tell me that you saw your dad? Yes. Your dad who is not alive anymore? Yeah. He showed up.

It's crazy. because I told y'all after he died last year that I had never had a Blue Jay visit my feeder. My mom had come as a cardinal, but no Blue Jay. And then all of a sudden last year, Blue Jay came. So for our listeners who are new to this, Amy believes that there are birds, and these birds are her mom, which is a...

No, no, okay. You just... Her mom comes back as a Cardinal to see her, and her dad comes back as a Blue Jay. Potentially. And they're more so like, signs from my parents, not that they're like actually came back and were born as a bird. Can I just say this? If you can't prove either way, why not I just think it's really that?

I don't really care how we want to say it, but I just don't, I just am clarifying that maybe my mom's like, oh, yeah, I'm going to go stop by and see Amy today as a cardinal. But if you're creating that, why not just put your mom in the bird? Okay, sure. She hatched. She's a cardinal. Sometimes she's a male, sometimes she's a female cardinal. So my dad showed up as a Blue Jay, like right, the weekend after he died.

then occasionally I get a Blue Jay but it's been forever since a Blue Jay has come around like it's been months and my sister flew in on Friday and that happened to be the day my dad died a year ago and she came in for that and we were going to cook and like honor him and when we got in from the airport

we're hanging out in the kitchen and we both look out into the trees everybody's there kids we're all witnessing it what is there a Blue Jay so you haven't seen a Blue Jay in how long months and it's the anniversary of your dad's death. Yes. And my sister happens to be here. Yes. And we both look outside. And plus, I mean, maybe a blue jay comes, but we don't see it. Do you have many birds probably come that we just

don't notice? And we, everyone looks out the window and sees the blue jay? I will say, I don't believe it, but that's pretty cool. I have witnesses. Oh, I believe you saw the bird. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't. But I don't, I don't, but you just, I have no way to prove that it was my dad. For me, I don't think your mom's bird and your dad's blue jay, but I don't, I don't know. But it's a sign. Absolutely. It can be. And I say it's not. You said your grandma sent you a sign. No, no, no, no, no. Let's reverse that. I know. I did not. I said I couldn't prove it either way, but it was really weird that when I was like, I don't know, 20 something, the guitar that she gave me, like, bang, clanked over. Coincidence, probably. You said, Grandma, give me a sign. I know, I know. I get a guitar. And then what? I'm telling you,

I still, even though that happened, I still think, maybe I was like to throw my arms and the wind, I have trouble believing that stuff. I know, I know, but it's way more fun to believe it. Absolutely, it is. And I wish I could allow myself to go, like, that for sure was. Yeah. I wish I could do what you're doing. I'm like, seeing a parent and a bird.

Thank you, Jesus, for giving us the gift of animals to remind us of our parents. She realized how crazy she sounds from when she says that. Anyway, I think it's great that you and your sister were able to experience that. True or not, it did give you a feeling. Yeah. It did deliver something to you that you needed, and that is amazing. So cool. We've been waiting because my dad died on April Fool's. We always thought he was going to be like, just kidding. He shows up. It's Andy Kaufman.

So I'm sure every year we're going to be like, maybe this is when he comes back. Well, I do like the story, and I liked it. It brought you guys happiness. Yeah, it was cool. Because that's it. That's what's about. Hey, Bobby here. If you want quality car insurance at a price you can afford, go with the general insurance. Switch to the general, and you can save over $500 on car insurance. Call 800 general or visit the general.com. Insurance Services Inc.

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feet. Yeah, one of them. I mean, you can't even say feet, foot right now. Because it hurts so bad still. This woman, Margaret, said she needed to get away from the chaos of life. So she's reconnecting with herself, and she is walking over 3,000 miles.

miles. Wow. Not for charity just to reconnect. What advice would you give her? Just pace yourself. You know, my problem was that I had a, like, I had a goal. I had to be there by Wednesday, and that was a lot of stress. I had to hit like 25 miles a day.

For her, just pace yourself. If you can do five, cool. If you can do 20 one day, awesome. But if not, just relax and, like, get through it. I was worried, man, I was going to get injured and then not be able to do the whole thing. Before or while you're doing it? while I was doing it. At Margaret across America.

She's doing 15 miles a day. Yeah. See? For 3,000 miles. One of those days, she's going to have to do like 5. How many miles was yours? How many miles was yours? That's a little under 100.

Every day I had this like 25 goal and I'm like, oh, am I going to make it today? And every day I did it. When I think back, it feels like it was 10,000 miles. Yeah, I know. It felt like that when I was walking it. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good.

There was a Flamette. that escaped a zoo in Wichita, Kansas 17 years ago. And the zookeepers are like, well, you know, it was tagged, so I'm sure people have seen it, and they've spotted it. They've said they've spotted it somewhere around Louisiana a couple years ago. Wait, wait, wait. It left Kansas and in other states. I guess the wings weren't clipped or whatever, so the flamemingu actually flew up and took off and escaped the zoo.

But people said they've seen it in Louisiana, Wisconsin. They've had reports in Wisconsin. They finally found out a couple days ago. They found Pink Floyd the Flamingo. Hopefully he's living like a good life with his family. Hey man, he's doing good. He's off the coast in Texas living his best life. Did they let him live?

Yeah, they said they thought about bringing him back to the zoo, but they're like, you know what? He's been gone for 17 years. Let him live his life. Oh, wow. Yeah, Pink Floyd, man, living off the coast of Texas. How long do flamingos even live? 50 years, it says. Wow.

He's 25 years old. So he's got a lot more life to live. Midlife. Yeah. It's probably got like a Ferrari. Oh, did he front of it. I got an older Ferrari driving around, top down. On the beach.

Second wife. Yeah. Yeah. Divorce a few times? Yeah, yeah. Well, second wife, be a divorce one. All right, good story. That's what it's all about.

That was Tell Me Something Good. I have two stories that blew my mind. Here we go, number one. A couple who can't agree on their last name, which, when Caitlin and I got married, I was like, you can keep your last name. Or we talked about high fading for a minute, but she was like, no. You know, we're going to have kids, and they're going to share a name. So it was like, cool.

But I was totally okay with her taken. But then she was like, well, take my last name. I was like, ah, I don't know. Yeah. So that's basically what we're dealing with here. So they couldn't agree on the last name. They have agreed to divorce and remarry every three years so they can take turns switching out last names.

Oh my gosh. Hilarious. Also, exhausting. Bleu my mind that someone would do this. It gets a lot of work to go file all that paperwork. But also, doesn't a judge have to allow you to be divorced? Yeah. Oh, true.

depending on what state you live in, you have to do all these things like, you know, therapy and, you know, stay separated for a certain amount of time. The wife to be was very frustrated about not being able to keep her maiden name and her fiancee complained about it to some friends. And so, well, why don't we look at this creatively and we'll just trade back and forth? If that's the case, just hyphenated. Yeah. Like, who cares? Again, I didn't care at all if she didn't want to take my last name. I think that's an old, old, old school tradition that, but that's for you, great.

If it's not for you, I completely understand. And I think you make a good point about the kids. So what do their kids do every three years if they do have them? Oh, yeah. Which I named this year, Daddy. Isn't that wild they would do that? Yes. There's another one, and this one is a little scarier, but also, boom, just as mind-blowned.

A Perlin family is sharing their terrifying experience after being targeted by high-tech scammers. This comes from Houston, K-H-O-U Channel 11. So, a day I got a call. The daughter was crying. She says she's in an accident. Then a guy comes on the phone and tells his dad to wire money or he may not see her again. Dang. But it's his daughter.

Except it's not really they did voice cloning on her voice. Oh my gosh. That is freaky. Here's a clip from K-H-O-U News in Houston. I answer it and it's someone crying. The voice of his daughter, Brittany. I've had an accident. Dad, help me.

Then a man comes on. He goes, I've got your daughter. She's in my car. But if you don't listen to what I'm saying and if you draw attention to yourself, you may not ever see your daughter again. The caller told John to stay on the phone, get cash, then drive to a grocery store. Once there, he was ordered to wire the money to Mexico. Luckily, before he could do it, Brittany had called her mom.

I couldn't believe it. I was just like, I'm okay. Like, I'm fine. Luckily, she called her mom, because here is the crazy way that they think they got the daughter's voice and used it on the phone. The FTC has raised the alarm about voice cloning technology. and how it could be used for bad in the future. We post videos on TikTok.

They'll find examples of your speech online or wherever they can find it. And then they will put it into a program. It can then clone that and they can use that to get your voice to say things that you didn't actually say. That's crazy. That's kind of brilliant.

I just don't understand. There's so much work in this that why can't they just get a job and get like do this legally? Well, because this is... Like, this is so weird. This is a job. They're going to go to jail and they get caught.

This might be more lucrative. And it's easier. It's quicker. I mean, and really, no harm. They don't really have it. No harm? Did you just say the words no harm? What are you talking about?

I'm joking. They don't have to actually kidnap somebody. They just get their voice. That's a great point, Amy. This is what I would recommend. I'm saying. Yeah, that is a good point. They didn't get that.

See? But they're stealing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's bad. It's bad. It's bad. Don't do it. Well, the victim then becomes the person who's lost the money.

But nobody gets hurt. Right, but nobody's hurt. It used to be you had to actually kidnap someone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop bringing me to your side. Yeah, you're already there, votes. Okay. So here is the thing.

This is what I would suggest everybody to do with their family today. Go home, go to your families, and give them a secret word. Now, why a secret word? Because if this happens and someone voice clones you or human clones you and there's another one, or fakes like they're you. Unless they know the secret word, you don't listen to them. You know, my look is I'll forget the word.

The secret word, yeah. I do that sometimes on my alarm, people call. They're like, what's your secret word? Turn out the alarm? Oh, no. And I'll run through a few of them. Yeah, it's got to be this. And then they're so annoyed.

But give them a secret word and then this can't be done. Harry Houdini did this with his wife. Now, Harry Houdini, the crazy guy who would escape, you know, I'll be in the middle of town, chained up, watching me escape from chains in the straight jacket.

Back in the 20s, yeah. So he died. and all these psychics came to his wife going, hey, I can tell you what Harry Houdini was saying when he died. I know what he wants now. And he said, don't believe a single person that's talking to me unless they tell you the secret word.

And not a single psychic could tell, not a single one that claimed they had psychic powers could say the secret word. And so nobody ever believed they were talking with Harry Houdini. That's so good. What was the secret word? Pumpernickel. I can't say it now.

I'll never know. But so have a secret word with your family. Just for anything. If it's like, hey, if you're questioning, if it's really me wanting, let's say somebody's picking up your kid from school. Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. I have a secret word. And if they say they're here to pick you up and I sent them and they don't say the secret word, do not get in the car with them. Luckily, the schools have a good handle on that too.

Like, they have a list of cars that are allowed to pick up each kid or mine. And then sometimes I have to actually like have help and I forget to tell the school. And I'm like, I swear they're fine. Let my kid get in that car. Is that every school down? I don't think of Mount Pine High School or Mount Pine Elementary. Oh, really? I think you just drive up and...

Anyone. If anyone's willing to take her? Wow. So, the voice cloning is scary, but I think from this, have a secret world with your family. In case anything gets dicey, you have to use. Good stuff. Yeah.

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Yeah, that's a good one. I don't know if it takes all night. That song makes you do all the background stuff too. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. I don't know if I can beat that one.

Eddie? Oh, mine's levitating by Duolipa. That's a good one too. Oh, come on a lot. You. Come on dance with me. I'm meditating. That's a good one.

So good. That's good. That's good. Lunchbox, what do you have? I was on a boat that day. Old Dominion. That's a good summer song. That's a good summer song.

And I don't think that went number one for them. I think that they were just like, all right, that's gone as far as it can go. Oh, wow. But that was like a good beat fun one. Yeah. Morgan? It's a new one from Andy Grammer. It's called Damn It.

Feels good to be me. Hey, put the old bleep button on Morgan there, huh? All right. You're only shining when you act yourself. Wish I could learn that. For I went through hell. Lord, I was trying to flip those cards I was dealt. I was tired.

Very good. Ray? Big energy by Lotto. Yeah, that's a good one. I see all Mariah Carey, like, the sample of that song? Yeah, that's good. Turn that one out. I love the Hennessy

Make them Stain to this Like a melody And if your girl I ain't right I got the remedy It ain't too many of them That can have a meat

Red chick What you love that Because Ray's smiling like idiots Make me smile right I like the Hardy and Morgan Wallin's song He went to Jared Love the song

I went to home Miss I went to word He pushes paper I push the dirt He's got that clean cut Driving him a clean truck I'm just sitting here With a beer in my jeans stuck

He's tying cans On the bumper horse and carriage Nearly three carrots He went to Jerry I went to the ball The first line of that When Hardy was in here I was talking

It's like he went to Ole Miss I went to work And I was like dang That paints the picture That's it I don't need you to say anything else Like that's it So that's good

If I were to pick my favorite of those That's not mine I can't pick mine Oh that's tough Come on I probably have to go with... What was your lunchbox?

Old Dominion? Yeah. That's good. No, no, no. Whoa, whoa. Yeah, Nica, Mu. Do we'll leave it. Do you live.

It's so good. It's so good. I'm gonna go with Morgans, though, again, because I never heard that one yet. That's a good one. This is so good. We'll put them all up on, if you guys, on Twitter, Instagram, if you guys want to see these songs and keep them for yourself.

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Here's a voicemail we got last night. Hi, I was just wondering if you're going to do a employee of the month for March. Great question. So it is early April. Today's the 5th. I'll tell you what. We'll do it on Friday. We'll announce the employee of the month.

for the last month, the month of March. Right? Any leaders? Oh, yeah. Hello. Yeah, he does have the doll. Oh, good. A lot more than the doll.

A lot more than the doll. Oh, true. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what, I got to go and sit with the crew. Me and Mike and Scoob will sit and have a little talk and see who employee the month is this month. So Friday's show, we'll do that. Thank you for reminding me.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. So Amazon's Alexa is going to start telling some users when items that they've had an eye. are about to go on sale. That's pretty good. They'll give you a 24-hour heads up, which is amazing. Well, what they can do, though, is see what you've clicked that you have your eye on and then just go, yep, they're on sale.

Yeah, and they'll give you, so that way you don't. And they'll put them on sale purposefully. That's my point. Oh. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. So smart. No, they gave you a 24-hour heads up.

They're like, hey, this is going to be. We're going to put it on sale because you've clicked it. I didn't think about that. Hey, whatever. I agree. I'm buying it anyway. You might as well, ooh, if you're, if you're, if you're a little. If your theory is correct, then I'm going to start clicking on lots of things and then make them put it all on sale.

But then you're buying lots of things. Yes, and that's what they want you to do. No, the things that I need. Boy, they saw you coming, Amy. All right, what else? So Amy Schumer, she has a show out on Hulu right now called Life and Beth. And I actually watched it and thought it was really good. And today's the first day that I learned that it's actually semi-autobiographical.

Like, I thought it was just totally fiction, but it's only some fiction. And she weaved in some of her real life. of the story, her childhood and stuff she went through, which she now revealed that she suffers from pulling hair out. And she did when she was a child. And I thought that was just part of the storyline, like the fiction. But no, she's like, this is a secret that I've had for years and I lived in a lot of shame. And now I'm so glad that it's out there and hopefully other people are feeling comfort, knowing that they're not alone. And it's called trichotillomania. Do you eat it? Or is that you pull it out? No, you just pull it out. So I've had a very, very, very mild form of it. But

especially with like if I'm super stressed or anxiety. Like I have this one spot in the left back side of my head where my hair person is like, you're kind of thinning right there. And I'm like, oh, that's where I pull my hair out. So I've gotten to where I can just pull at it and I don't pull it out all the time. Just every once in a while I go, and I get that release. But some people sadly have it in a very severe way where like in Amy's case, she had to wear a wig for a little while or they pull out eyebrow or eyelash hairs.

So anyway, I just want people to know, yeah, you're not alone. and shout out to Amy Schumer for opening up. I have something weird where my teeth feel like they're foreign in my mouth. You ever have that? Like the last couple of months, my teeth just feel like they shouldn't be there. And I'm always like, what is that called? I'm sure it's called something. Weirdo complex too.

And like I always pushing in on it. It just feels like my teeth. If I had like five extra teeth that showed up right now, you'd be like, well, those aren't, those don't feel right. They're not the right place. But all my teeth feel like that in half for a couple of months. Wow. So I'm going to make a show about that. Interesting.

So good. You should watch it. Michael Sarah's in it, I think, the other guy. Yeah. Yeah. Now I don't want to watch it, but I appreciate you saying that. Okay. All right, what else?

Jimmy Allen said his number one rule for songwriting is he must be able to sing the song in front of his grandma. So I guess he doesn't like to write about anything like too risque because it'd be awkward. So it got me curious, like, what's raging idiot's number one rule for songwriting? We just test out punchlines. It's got to be funny. Yeah. Like, we will write a.

song and like I have a couple we've written three months ago and I can't listen to them yet because I won't think they're funny yet because we just wrote them. I need to live with and not hear them for a long time and then listen back to them and see if I think they're funny. Because once you're inside of something forever, nothing's funny anymore. You're like, this is so funny. And you're like, oh, we've been

writing the same joke for 30 minutes. So I've got two songs. One called the in-law song that I haven't listened to one time. We're laughing so hard when we wrote it. I haven't listened to it one time since then because I just want to see if it's funny fresh again. That's what we do. Good idea. Then when we go to, we rock the crowds with non-stop laughter, oh, nothing like it. I'm Amy. That's my pile.

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Woo! We're going to get crazy! She's on the plane. She's like, you know what? I'm going to take a nap. She closes her eyes, and all of a sudden, she goes into cardiac arrest, starts having a seizure. And so a flight attendant comes on the intercom, do we have any doctors on board? Luckily, a husband and wife, both doctors on board.

Come back? start doing CPR, they get the defib, they're about to shock her when it says, nope, there's a pulse. CPR worked. And the girl said, she doesn't remember. She remembers going to sleep and waking up with a doctor holding her hand. I think it would be easier for me to fly if they did that call when they didn't need a doctor. Like, is there any doctors on board?

Then you just feel good in case. Yeah, that should be the call before we go up. All right, and doctors on board. There's one there, one there. All right, I'm good to go. Like, I would like that. Smart. And then what if Taylor Swift was on that flight?

She will be a doctor soon. Oh, stop it. That's true. Yep. An honorary doctor. When they call for doctors on board, when I'm on board, I just put my head down. Because I label myself as doctor, but I don't want to get involved. Oh, my God.

Yeah, but you label and you're not. Right. But nobody pays attention to that. Yeah, nobody looks at that. Like nobody. Okay. Then why do they have it there when you're buying a plane ticket? Why do they say?

Maybe so they call you that. They don't look for all the misters and misses. Exactly, because you're nobody to them. They're looking for doctors. Then why would they say if there are any doctors on board and not go like, Dr. Smith, I know you're here somewhere. Or Dr. Smith and seat 4-2. It's probably something archaic from back in the day as to why it's there. It's just your name.

Mr. Jones. Dr. Jones. Sure. Which gets more respect. Doctor. Nobody cares. Yeah, but they had to divert. In real life, they care, but not in this situation.

Yeah, and she was okay. They got her off to play in Oklahoma City. She went to the hospital, got checked out. Good to go. Did she, woo, she had to keep party? I don't know if she made the Bachelorette party or not. All right, that's a good story. That's what it's all about.

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