The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Early Bird) STOLEN Item from the Studio…Bobby Gives Someone on the Show A Chance To Come Clean + Bobby Feud: First Thing We Do in the Morning

Episode Date: May 24, 2022

Bobby addresses a recent controversy he had with a country artist after something was stolen from the studio. He gives everyone a chance to come clean before enforcing a MAJOR punishment. Inside of the Bobby Feud, the show tries to name the Top 10 things Americans do in the morning.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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this lady at an event, and I know her through our kids, so I don't know her very, very well, but we're talking, and I mention how hot it is, and she goes, you just mentioned how hot it We were outside and I was like, man, it's hot. You know, and summer's about to come too. And she goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, we go to the pool all the time at our house. Like, you know, if you guys are ever, you want to go to a pool, like, you can use our pool whenever you want. And I'm like, whoa, does she really mean that?

Because I will totally cash in on that. Okay, so random person says randomly. I maybe talk to her five times, total. That you can come anytime you want and use our pool. She says, hey, if you guys ever want to use our pool, let me know. Dude, I got four kids. Yeah. Do you feel like this is a real.

invite, Amy. I would wait till I'm invited on a very specific day. Like, hey, this Saturday, y'all come over, use the pool. Because like at this point, she's offering up your pool and like, you probably don't even know where she lives. You're right. I don't know what she lives. Yeah. With no specificity, there's no chance. Good point. And then unless she comes to you out, if she sent you a text today when you guys haven't spoken for a few days, like, hey, I was serious about the pool. Use it at any time. Just let us know. Then you can use it. I feel like, she had mentioned she had a pool. Your eyes probably got big.

Real big. Yeah. And then she kind of felt like the nature of the conversation goes to you can use our pool anytime. But you don't have to go there just because we're talking about hot in summer. How many times though do you dumbly say something just because you're like in the pressure of a one-on-one conversation? All the time. My go-to is definitely, we should get together sometimes. And really, I don't want to get together.

So why do we do that? I don't know. I don't. You don't say that? No. When do I ever say to anybody? let's hang out. You're right.

Because they may cash that in and I don't want to hang out. Oh. Yeah, no, I don't. Okay, just in general, in general, that is something as society that oftentimes we just say things

as like a weird buffer but we don't really mean, let's hang out. Yeah, I don't do that anymore. I stopped that like five years ago when people started wanting to hang out. And I was like, I'm good. I just don't say it.

So I would say if she hits you back up again, you can use it. Or, I don't know, you can send her like a sweaty emoji. Oh, a subtle instigation. And just see what. Send her the weather for the week. It's hot again today.

You could, though, what you could do realistically, do you have a number? No, I don't know. I don't know. Oh, my God, no. We can't show up at a person's house. And how are you supposed to know? You're not close to her. Do you know her name? I think I do. Okay. I think. This is not a real invite. Yeah, no way. Then let's set the ground rules on this period. Unless someone gives you a specific time to come. Use their house. Okay. Their pool. Or they hit you up a second time unsolicited to remind you they said that, it's just them filling space in a conversation.

It's like when you say we should get together sometime. Okay, so. All right, in the meantime, then, can I use your pool? Well, the rule on my pool is what? Just let you know? You can use any time you want. There we go. So we're good on that. Sometimes I'll just hear like a ruckus outside. Oh. Like, what's going on? Oh, it's all Eddie's kids.

Out of the pool. Yeah, so Eddie, you're covered. You can use our poll anytime you want. Okay. Well, I think that's my solution, though. It's time. to open the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Yeah.

Hello, Bobby. My son's ninth birthday's coming up. I'm about to send out some invites. And I was thinking about putting a QR code in the envelope for parents to scan that will take them to an Amazon list with gift suggestions for my son. As a mom that attends many kids' birthday parties often struggle with knowing what the child's into or what I should get as a gift, so I find this idea very helpful. Although, it could come off as tacky.

Is it tacky telling them what they should get my son? I don't plan on putting any gifts over $25 bucks on the list. I want to use it more as suggestions to show what he's into. I'd love to hear your thoughts. Thank you. And I love the show. Sincerely, Mom of the Birthday Boy. Isn't this kind of just registering for a birthday?

Yeah. I love when somebody does that. The kids aside, if someone's like, hey, we're registered here. great. Let me just go clickety click, get it and give you that gift. And maybe she'll start a thing and then more people start doing it and it won't seem that weird because I don't think it's tacky. It's just that you don't really see it that much. And I got real good at QR codes because before COVID, I don't think I, I don't even know what that thing was. Oh yeah.

I'll be like, what kind of fancy pants people are using that little thing? But now, and at first, I will admit, I took a picture of it the first couple times I saw a QR code. But now I'm good at it. I think, listen, as long as the gifts aren't $500 and you're saying this here, They're 25 bucks maximum. Or less, yeah. I think it's great. I think you can even put a gift card on there. You can do all these things and even put a $25 gift card.

That way, maybe some people buy your son a bunch of gift cards and he can get a video game or something too. Yeah. So I think it is not tacky. I think it's actually easier for all the other parents. They're going to be relieved to see this and everyone's going to win. So I say thumbs up. Amy? Yeah, I would appreciate it if someone put that in an invite and thumbs up for me too.

Eddie? Not tacky. I think it's actually genius. So I give it a thumbs up. I mean, there are certain things like, you know, like some kids, they may want to give another kid a special kind of gift or whatever. I guess you don't have to really follow that rule. So I give it a thumbs up.

Yeah, risky if you don't, though. You get the kid something that he doesn't even like. I know. Everybody else got me something from my list. I think it's a cool thing. Good luck. It's going to save everybody time and probably save people some money too. They're not spending over $25 bucks.

Yeah. And everybody wins. We vote not tacky. Go forth. I would also, though, if you could, put a couple things that aren't on the Amazon list. So in case people aren't super tech friendly, they could still go to the store and get something. Yeah. You could be like, my son loves Funko Pops.

So if you're at Walmart, you could get those. You could do that as well. But everybody wins. Good job. Close up to mail back. We got your email and we let it on your air. Now it's about to close Bobby's Mailback. Yeah.

Quick recap. What happened was. A big movie reached out. Did we say what, platform? HBO Max? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so HBO Max, they reached out.

They said, we want Amy for this movie. It's a Christmas movie. I said, okay, cool. So she goes. She didn't audition. It wasn't for anyone on the show. It's just that is what it is. And so Amy goes off.

Well, the lunchbox is whining because he didn't get the role. But it wasn't an audition. They simply wanted Amy. So a listener calls that we're shooting a really independent movie, low budget. We'd like to offer this role to you, Lunchbox. And the money was. $150 a day, I believe. I'd had to fly somewhere in Ohio, get a rental car, drive to Chilli Cothe, Ohio, be there, and be a fight scene in the bar.

Ruffer up. And you, you were like, yeah, it sounds pretty good. I was like, man, this sounds great. The longer you spent with it. Then I talked to my agent. But you don't haven't. Okay, so we had lunch as agent on the phone, who sounds remarkably like him. It's just crazy. So, but this is your agent, Jackson. Hughes. Hughes. Calling Ruby, the one that offered me the role. Okay, and so we somehow have audio of this call. Yeah, he sent it to me and said, hey, just let you know, I took care of it.

You know, don't worry about it. On to the next one. Okay, here we go. Hello? Hey, Ruby, it's Jackson Hughes. Lunchbox is agent. How you doing? I'm good.

How are you doing, Jackson? I'm doing wonderful. You know, just hanging out of here in the, you know, south of France. I've been on vacation. I know lunch week we talked on the phone and he was talking about you offered him a movie role in Chillicothe. Is that right? That is correct. Okay.

This is, it just sounds like you. You're not even trying. He's not trying anymore. The only thing. It's not, it's Jackson. I don't know what you want me to do. If we sound like, I'm sorry, but that is my agent. So if you don't want to listen, don't listen.

Are you Jackson or lunchbox right now? I'm lunchbox. Sounds the same. Okay, I just want to make sure. He's not even trying about him like mentally. Yeah, okay. Yeah, me too. Continue it up.

Yeah, as his agent, you know, I, I really appreciate you offering him the role. And I had to advise my boy lunch that, you know, he just can't take that role. Yeah, so I heard on the radio that he didn't want the role, and there was some misrepresentation on what the offer was. Yeah, so I wasn't sure what the disconnect or the miscommunication was exactly. Oh, yeah, yeah, hold on, hold on, hey, hey, turn that down. Sorry, sorry, the DJ, he's playing some music. I'm just by the pool right now. I have got a Mai Tai in my hand, but, yeah, I'm sorry.

What was the misrepresentation? I'm sorry. I thought you were on a yacht in South of France, not in a pool. No, no, I'm just at the beach. I'm at the beach with some friends, you know, we've been celebrating. It was a very busy Oscars. Okay, this is the stupidest thing I've heard. The, the, what?

I don't know. She's like a real director. And like, why is he? Why do you just say, I don't want to do the movie because I don't want to go to Ohio and I want to be paid more? That's my agent's call. He decided. Ray, how much longer is this?

19 seconds. Okay, here's 19 more seconds. I'll move on. Go ahead, go ahead. Season. in. It was very stressful trying to get our movies in. Yeah, and I wish you luck on your film. And if you ever need an agent, you know, let me, give me your address.

I'll make a business card. Yeah, I have like five agents right now, so I think I'm good, though. Okay, well, thank you so much. And good luck and invite us to the premiere. Bye-bye. A good one, Jackson. All right, bye-bye. Give me your address.

I will mail you a business card. From the south of France. On the boat. Can you just email or contact? I mean, I guess he could. I don't know. He's old school. Maybe that's just my...

So you don't want to do it. the movie? Yeah. No, my agent said it's not a good move. Okay. Okay. Wow. Well, there you have it. But that was, you could have done a movie, but you can also override your agent. You work for, your agent works for you. Why are you acting like he has a real agent? I don't know. I don't know. My agent knows what's best. He knows Hollywood better than I do, and he felt like it was a bad look starting out that low. No, you start out low. Right. I'm just telling you what my agent said, and so I'm listening to my agent and I'm hoping that he's steering me in the right direction. That's why you have an agent. But based on hearing how.

your agent handled that call, you don't think you need a new agent? No, I thought he handled it great. There you have it. I'd like to do something with some substances segment. Okay. That's okay. A Harvard nutritionist and brain expert says avoid these five types of foods that can make your brain tired and stressed, and this is why you feel this way.

More specifically, when there's inflammation that's present in the gut or the brain, the body feels it, right? And so here you go. Artificial sweeteners, just period, can be toxic. agave nectar or honey instead. Okay. Number four, and this is really the only one that I can like grab onto is fried foods.

Just straight up, fried foods will mess with your brain. Added or refined sugars. And now we get to stuff, I don't even know how to find them. Industrial seed oils. I don't know what that is. Or processed foods. Now listen, I love a laffy-taffy, you know?

Good candy. You're going to have to prove to me that's processed, though. But is there something, is there anything more processed than a laffy-taffy? I don't think so either. Probably not. So those are the five. Sweeteners, fried foods, added or refined sugars,

industrial seed oils, or processed foods. They do say extra virgin olive oil or avocado oil are good. Kaelin cooks avocado oil a lot. Yeah, I have that. I don't know the difference. I don't know the difference. I'm sure it's fine. I don't know if you can taste the difference.

You can lie and say whatever. But there you go. There's at least a little something of substance in that segment. That's quite ridiculous. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. 13 year old Calvin, he is an artist, but he's also a patient in St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.

And he got the chance to design a monster truck, one of these monster jam toy trucks. And it's really cool. He's got little emojis everywhere. And he actually has the toy truck. And it's for sale, but even cooler. They called him and say, hey, why don't you come? Monster truck shows in town. Come check it out.

He shows up. No way. No way. And they turned in his little design into a real monster truck. That's amazing. How cool is that? That's awesome. I was about to be underwhelmed if it was only the toy truck.

No. But that's awesome. Dude, it's the real truck. So they did it exactly like he designed it. Exactly. I mean, it's an exact image of what he designed. And so if you want to buy the toy truck too, you can also go to Monster Jam's Superstore. Dot.

And that's where you can buy the toy, obviously. So are they mass producing these things? The toy, yes. I'll buy one of those. Do it. I'll order one of those, put it up here. $10 of every sale goes to St. Jude as well.

How much is it? How much is the whole truck? I don't know. $10. dollars is a lot. Mike, when you look and see how much that truck is? It is a pretty cool truck. When I was a kid, I used to watch monster trucks. Bigfoot was... He was the dude. He was the big one. That's the one. That was the Chicago Bulls, the New York Yankees.

I was more of a... Grave digger? Grave digger? Grave digger. The Chicago Cubs, the Portland Trail Blazers. You know. Lunchbox? It's only 1999. Do it. Oh, amazing. Okay. And it's a limited edition. So we keep it. Price goes up. We sell on No, we're not reselling the kid's toy. Yeah. All right, I'm going to buy one of these and we'll put it up here on the desk for a while.

That's really cool. Good story. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. It's time to play the feud. It's the Bobby feud. 2,000 Americans were asked. Name the first thing you do in the morning.

There are 10 answers on the board. Lunchbox, you won the dice roll backstage. Yeah. What's the first thing you do in the morning? P. Show me. Use the bathroom. Correct.

Yeah, it's six points, lunchbox. Yeah. Number six answer. Brush those teeth. Show me brush your teeth. Correct. Number two answer. 2,000 Americans were asked.

Name the first thing you do in the morning. Lunchbox, you have eight points so far? Yeah, wash that funk, aka take a shower. Watch that funk, aka take a shower. Correct. Number five. All right, three answers are off the board. Brush teeth.

Take a shower and use the bathroom. Well, you got, I mean, my wife, I don't know what you consider this, though, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Man, man. Seven answers still up on the board. The first thing you do in the morning, lunchbox. Get that coffee.

Get that coffee. Is that your answer? coffee get that coffee show me coffee that coffee that's your number nine answer it's a big point getter who you've got wow twenty two points right now okay oh man what do you do next I wrote something down I can't read it though okay well we'll go with this one hit that snooze show me hit the snooze Correct. Number four answer.

Okay. All right. Next thing you do. Oh, boy. Ooh, check that social media. Oh, it's on there. He's going to run away with this. Social media.

Show me social media. Social media not on the board. Eddie? Wow, he missed that on a big one there. He was too specific. Give me check the phone. I guess social media can be your computer too. That's correct.

Show me, check the phone. That's correct. Dang it. All right, now I'm in trouble, though. Let's see. Oh, I know what to do. Go ahead. Hey, you sleep naked?

You gotta get dressed. Show me get dressed. I mean, I don't, but some people. I do. Ill. All right. Fix for that. No.

Eddie, with 11 points. Eddie, there's still enough points on the board. You have number one. seven and ten left which you can win it if you run it okay look man when you sleep your body gets all tight

so you need to get up and stretch oh stretch real big what think about that one guys I'm not doing calisthenics in the morning I've rolled out of bed before and done a few lunges that's what I'm talking about Amy

okay 2,000 Americans were asked the first thing you do in the morning Eddie says stretch yeah show me stretch yeah That's your number seven answer. What kind of old people are we talking to?

Everyone do. All kinds of people. I need to do that. Right. No, I mean, actually, you should try it, lunch. All right, Eddie, there are three answers on the board. You can still win this thing. Well, I can't.

All right, that's true. No, there's only two answers left on the board. Okay, here we go. The number one answer and the number 10 answer. Okay. You want to see what it's like outside, so you open up the shades or the blinds. Open up the blind. That's so stupid.

Is that number one or number 10? Okay, show me open up the blinds. Dang, I knew it. Amy, your first shot at it here. Okay. Make your bed. Show me make your bed. Show me make your bed.

That's what I do. Not really. I do. All right, lunch box, back over to you. First thing you do in the morning. Man. Okay. Oh, guys, I mean, first thing I do in the morning?

Make love. Stop. If that's what he's going to say, I'm going to vomit. Do it. You really will vomit, Amy? Yes. Well, I'm not going to say make love, because I ain't trying to pun it. Eat that breakfast.

Show me, eat breakfast. Number one answer. Still, the number 10's out there, though, Eddie, so you could win. Or lunchbox to close it down with this one. It's 27 to 18. One answer's on the board. Yeah, guys. You've got to think about what do you do when you wake up in the morning, right?

And you want to know the first thing you do? What do you do? Man, Eddie, Amy, you should know this. You go wake up the kids Wake up the kids No because they got to get to school That's actually like the last thing I want to go do Show me

I didn't say what you wanted to Yeah that was done dude Like on a Saturday I'm like Let him sleep Ignore it Well he may be dumb but he's dominating right now Eddie

Eddie there's one answer on the board This is huge 2,000 Americans were asked And the first thing you do in the morning There was one thing on my list left. That's it. That's all I got. Make love? No. Out on my list.

Stop. What is it? You want to check out the current events. So no social media. You turn the TV on. Turn the TV on. Show me, turn the TV on. One more round. No, Amy's into this round.

I just would like to get on the board. Amy's into this round. Go ahead. If you get it, lunchbox wins. Okay, dokey. Workout. Incorrect. Let's like speed round. Go ahead. There's one answer on the board.

The first thing you do in the morning. I should do this more. Because people send important things. Check that email. Check email. Boom. Oh. Eddie, for the win.

I got it, bones. I got it. What is it? You want to start up with good vibes so you turn on music. Let's go. Turn on some music. Amy, what's your answer? Have we said shower yet?

Yes, yes, yes. Wash that funk. Oh, yeah. Watch that funk. My answer is you Call someone Okay, Amy's answer isn't incorrect Come on, folks. If it's turn on music, Eddie wins.

You know it is. If it's not, you don't win. Okay. My Xbox wins. All right, got it. All right, here we go. Eddie says the answer is Turn on music.

Show me! Turn on the tunes! Oh, no! Oh, I know what it is. Oh, I know what it is. It's read the newspaper. Chug water. It's read the newspaper.

What's, 19703? Oh, that's not it? No. The answer is yawn. And that was too easy. It's like, open your eyes.

Breathe. All right, lunchbox is the winner. Congratulations. Thank you. Now I'm going to make some love. What? You do that after. It's a couple hours

after I wake up. Oh, my God. Hey, just a question. If I find out that someone's stealing up here, like really stealing stuff, what should I do to them? Real question. Oh, probably fire them.

Fire them? Well, how key are they to the success of the show? And what are they stealing? No, it doesn't, Amy. Why are you asking? I know. He's saying that. See, asked if I wanted to know.

What? Somebody goes, I don't think we should fire them at all. And one person goes, fire them. Lunchbox, you're in the clear. It's not you. Good. So something happened. I didn't steal.

I don't know, Amy. You got real defensive there. She didn't even know what it was. I don't know. I don't think we should just go say we're going to fire people. Next up. What if there's a misunderstanding? I am curious now.

This could be just a big misunderstanding. Interesting. You need a lawyer. Now I'm curious. I mean, I'd say nothing else without some representation of some sort. Okay.

Well, this story just got a little more interesting. We'll come back. I'll tell you what happened. Something was stolen from up here worth something. Okay. Wow.

We'll come back in a second and talk about this. You guys hang out. I mentioned before. we went to break, I said, hey, if we find out that somebody's stealing stuff here, what should we do? And Lunchbox, you immediately said, fire them. Love it. And Amy, you said, That's extreme. We need to hear exactly what happened and then take into consideration their role. Okay. It's also shady. I know, and her role is like the biggest. Yeah. Right. So, you guys are

familiar with this artist. Her name is Lainey Wilson. Here's a song here. Yeah, I know a few things. A man ought to know. Now, I've known Lainey for a long time. Before she ever had a single out. She was coming over to the house. We were doing YouTube videos and just knowing her for a long time. And super proud for her. I'm proud of her. And she's killing it now. So here she is.

And she gets her first number one, which is this song right here. And she sends a poster up to the studio, big poster. And on the back of it, she writes this really long handwritten message like, hey, thank you. The poster's like her number one. You know, without you instrumental. La, la, la. I never saw the poster.

Never saw it. But it pops up on eBay, someone was selling it. So this exact poster that she wrote to me, somebody snagged, sold it on eBay, it was bought by somebody else. Whoa. And now there's drama because I never saw the poster. So somebody yanked it from my office probably.

Now, does anyone want to say anything, first of all? Is there anyone know anything about this before we go into a level two? Ray, why are you smiling so big? Uh-oh. Because why would somebody be so dumb to sell something with your... name on it. That's like 101. Okay. I have a good defense right there. That's funny. Ray never really just pops

in and says things. Because I mean, but Ray's also saying he would do something like that, but I would never. Definitely not if it had your name. I mean, Ray definitely stole artist's things and sold them before. You were a part of it. But that's true. That's true. I was just trying to implicate you there. So,

she wrote it to me. I mean, I guess you're hiding in plain sight, though, if you do it here. So Ray, did you steal a poster and sell it? I did not. Okay. And I mean, I'm pretty sure you would, if you checked the eBay, you would know. No, we didn't. Scoob, what happened? Tell him, you track down the guy who was selling it. So I tracked down the guy, spoke to him and was very kind of like nonchalant about, hey, how'd you get this? This

was pretty cool. Because hey, I came across the poster in a music grill area when I was walking by my bank. Just happened to see it at the top of some trash at a dumpster when I was walking by. I don't only go through some trash, but it looks cool, so I picked it up. This story is bullcrap. Oh, really? You're walking to your bank and you look in a dumpster. And also, this guy does nothing but sell memorabilia. He's got 500 things up.

So he happens to be walking by a dumpster that happens to have what he sells all day all the time. I don't think that's what happened. Does anybody know the guy? No. Amy. Amy, you're acting so weird. Well, because if anybody knows the guy, then he has access to the buildings. You have to have a key card to get in here.

What do you know about this? I don't know anything. What? So funny. She's even laughing. Because I don't know. I got nervous because I did take a book out of your office, but only to read it. So I thought that's what this is about, but we're good.

So you have a history of stealing from all this scene? Wow. She just admitted to stealing. There was multiple books. It wasn't signed or anything, and I needed it. That's why you freaked out in the segment before here? Yeah, because I didn't know what this was about. And now I'm relieved and I have nothing to do with this at all.

Okay. Does anyone know why? I or who stole a Laney Wilson poster from my office signed to me. If you admit to it now, nothing will happen to you. I'm going to give you 30 seconds here. Ray, we can just put 30 seconds on the clock, and if anybody wants to raise their hand in the next 30 seconds, nothing will happen.

What are we going to do for 30 seconds? We're going to chill. Wait. And the timer starts in three, two, one, go. All right, so if you know anything about Amy, you're trying to talk over there. Oh, because it's awkward. Say something, Amy.

Oh, no. You have 20 seconds. Nobody will be in trouble. I thought you just... You have 20 seconds. Nobody will be in trouble if you admit it in the next 15 seconds. 10 seconds? Come clean, thief. Five seconds.

Oh, I guess that's time. A little early there. Okay. Ray wanted it to end quicker or what? Okay, so no one's going to take blame for this. Does anyone know about anyone who's been in my office, taking stuff? No. No.

I mean, but who has a history of doing stuff like this? Right. And lunchbox. Can I say? Yeah. Can I say? Yeah. Why do you keep saying that?

Now your idea is suspicious. No, no, no. Who says, can I say? Twice in five seconds. Go ahead. If I'm going to steal something, it's going to be something that's going to make me a lot of money. You could have probably made $100 off that. $100 off of that?

Probably. Oh, I didn't realize it would have been that much. Okay. No one's saying anything. Ray is suspicious. Lunchbox is acting suspicious. Amy's been acting suspicious. I want to take one shot at Eddie because he keeps saying my name. He's the one that sold a book of yours.

No, I didn't sell it. Oh, yeah, it ended up at a secondhand shot. It was a thrift shot. It was used bookstore. Scoobo, what do you know about this now? Anything else that we haven't mentioned here? That is it. Unfortunately, when I started poking with the guy, he has gone silent.

So I don't. Do we think it's somebody that works on or with the show? I don't think with the show, but I think maybe within the building. I know recently, a couple weeks ago, we had some other stolen items that were autographed by you. Signed Beanie Babies. Sign Beanie babies. So I'm wondering if somebody here in this building

knows this eBay seller or is the eBay seller. But except for us, isn't everyone out of the building? No, we still have some people over the last couple weeks that have been upstairs. Ryan McKitty. You know what we should do? I got an idea. We should buy something from this guy and get,

and it'll have a return address. Then we go knocking on the door. But I think someone sold it to him. him. Yeah. I don't think he's the thief. Oh, I thought you were saying he sells.

Got it. Got it. And his trash stories just to cover whomever gave it or sold it to him. Yes, exactly. Yeah. Okay, so nobody wants to take it.

If I find out now, regardless of your role, somebody will be fired. Wow. Someone, not you, just someone. So they'll fire someone in your place. Not the person. If any took it,

fire Abby. I like that. If we find out that you stole it, from my office and sold it, you will be relieved of your duties. Wow. And I'll give you 15 more seconds on the timer. Just like that.

Just like that. 15 more seconds on the timer to admit it if you took it. No punishment. Go. You just fire somebody? Yeah, I'd like to say I didn't do it. 10 seconds.

What if it was me? And you were sleeping or what? Like sleepwalking? Yeah. Who says what if it was me? No one. Who says what if it was me? No one.

No one. I don't know. All right, that's time. Because I'm like, wow, that would be a way to go. You can't steal from an office, like big stuff. It's not paperclips. That would be the way to go? No, I'm saying, what a crazy.

What if it was me? No, it's not me. It's like lunchbox when he brought himself back in the acting competition. He's like, I won't back in. No, you've been eliminated. I won't back in. Okay. Yeah, that's crazy.

All right, this is Matt from Albuquerque, New Mexico, who left us a voicemail. My wife and I were listening to the radio. Idiots and now Fanny Pack is stuck in our head. She keeps spelling F-A-N-N-Y and I just keep saying modern-day Mary Poppins, but I'm looking for a Fanny Pack now, so I appreciate your support. Yeah, you're welcome, buddy. And here's a clip of The Raging Idiots Fanny Pack. Y'all already know that's my fan. If you need a fuel

thirst for your ponny, yeah, it's in my Fanny Pack. There you go. Take that musical piece of genius art. I just don't know how we didn't get a number one on this. We did. Uruguay. I missed that chart. Number one in our hearts, Eddie.

Okay, all right. And here is Libby from Dixon, Tennessee, who left us a voicemail. Hey, Bobby. I was wondering if the collaboration that Sisson was talking about was this Thomas Rett, Katie Perry song that they just played on American Idol. So, anyways, just wondering. Ray? No, it wasn't.

It's got a DJ, the one I was talking about on it. So it's a DJ, a country, female artist, and then a male artist. So not this one. one here. It's called Where We Started from TR and Katie Perry. All right, we'll be waiting for yours, Ray. Yeah, yeah. And then finally, here's Ryan from Norwalk, Ohio. I'm a John Deer salesman. I just have your morning corny. So a polar bear walks into a bar and orders a whiskey and a Coke. And the bartender goes, why is a big pause? And the

polar bear says, I don't know, I was born with them. Thanks, guys. Love it. you all so inspiring. Have a good day. Thank you. I like that. That's a pretty good one. Yeah. I like that. All right. Lives a voicemail anytime. 877-77 Bobby.

That's our phone number. VoiceMill or phones if we're live. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Bobby, how's your storage business going with lunchbox? I don't know. He hasn't sold the stuff yet. We bought it. His job was to sell it. I haven't heard anything.

Okay. But I mean, y'all haven't bought any more storage units? We haven't sold our... Lunchbox, what's the update there? They're going to be on sale. The shoes should be on sale later this week. Okay. Well, I ask because I have a crazy story from a family where they had this vase sitting in their kitchen for decades. It's something like the dad had bought back in the 80s.

I mean, it was passed down. But it's worth $2 million and they were able to sell it. It's crazy. It's from China in the 18th century, and it was made for some emperor. I mean, but they had no idea. I mean, and it had just literally. been sitting in their kitchen. No idea how valuable it was. Well, that's crazy. It's been sitting there and they haven't accidentally broken it. Oh, yeah. If it's something breakable in our kitchen,

at some point a dog's going to hit it or something. But also, second place is what we found in our storage locker the first time that we can't talk about it anymore. Yeah. Because we think that somebody was up. Yeah. I don't want to talk about it with y'all. Like, I don't want to be associated. Yeah. Amy's got all the stuff in case you're wondering. All right, it's all staying with her. All right, what else? A woman is sharing the worst scam she's ever seen when it comes. comes to searching for a job. Look, I didn't know people scammed people that were looking for jobs. She went to a website called Upwork because she was looking for some part-time, you know, freelance work. And she got a job. She was so excited. This company hired her. And then they sent her

a $2,000 bill for a new computer. But they're like, hey, you got to have this computer to get the work. And then you'll start making money and we'll be good. And she realized that was a huge red flag. And so luckily she didn't send off the $2,000 because she realized the people were using this website to scam people that were looking for jobs. It sounds like that clothing company that was a documentary on where you bought all the pants. A Lula Rowe. That's good stuff. Then you had to sell them back.

And they were making good money, but that seems to me like a huge scam, right? Yes, but it's still around. It's still going. That's why I say that seems to me like a huge scam. That documentary was eye-opening for sure. Lula Rowe, what? Was that on Hulu maybe? Amazon.

Amazon Pride. One of those. I don't know. I don't know anymore. All right, what else, Amy? Well, Jimmy Allen turned down a chance to perform at the Billboard Music Awards because he was already booked for a charity event, but it was still a tough call for him to make.

He was kind of like, okay. But then he knew when he makes a commitment, he's got to stick to it. So he went to do the charity event. And he said that the same day that he made that decision is when Carrie Underwood called to invite him to be the opener on her tour. So it's kind of like that whole, you know, good karma thing coming back.

for him full circle. But I think he still got that call had he done the Billboard music for you. Just me saying this, I still think he gets that call either way, right? Well, Jimmy said, quote, the same day I passed on the Billboard

opportunity and agreed to do the charity show, the carry offer came in. Yeah, good. And that's great, but I think he would have got it either way. But that's just me. It's a good story, though. Yeah, yeah, good story.

All right, Amy. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home is something good. Elijah was excited to go to a Yankees orioles game.

He was going to go see his Yankees, the favorite team of his life, and he was going to ask for some autographs. And he goes up to his favorite player, DJ LaMayue, and says, Can I get your autograph? And he signs his card and he's so excited. And as he's walking back to the car, he realizes he lost his binder of autographs. He lost his cards. His mom's freaking out.

Dad's freaking out. They make a post on Facebook. No one finds the cards. but the local news sees him, does a story on him. And guess what? From all over America, people start sending him autographed baseball cards, baseballs. Oh, that's even better than him getting his binder back. Exactly.

The Orioles, they took third base and had the entire team sign the base and sent him the base. That's awesome. Wow. Yeah, and some guy that got a baseball signed by the Yankees back in 1968 when he was in. No way, no way. The guy in 1968 was attacked by a shark and like almost. lost a leg and arm, and he said that baseball got him through a lot of hard times. He sent him to baseball.

It's signed by Mickey Mantle and the entire Yankee team. So this kid went from a DJ LaMaggio. Why are you getting angry? Yeah, he's turned from being pumped for him to bitter. Yes. But now he has the greatest autograph collection of anybody. But his parents are making him write a thank you card to every single person that mails him something. Yeah, that's good too.

That is good. Man, that ball, that old Yankees ball. Right. That's crazy. That's worth a lot of money. Wow. And you went with the whole shark bite story too, which kind of... No, I did. The guy that sent him the Yankee baseball in 1968 was attacked by a shark, almost lost a leg and arm, and the Yankees signed a ball for him. And that got him through his three divorces, got him through just ups and downs of life.

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