The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Early Bird) Things The Guys Do That Drive Their Wives CRAZY + Which Invention Came First? Game + Pick A Bit Returns!
Episode Date: May 17, 2022Bobby shares a list of things that husbands and boyfriends do that drive their partners crazy. We share if we are guilty of any of them. We play a game where we try and guess which invention made its ...debut first. The return of pick a bit where members of their show tried to get their segment selected.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to Tuesday's show.
Morning studio.
Morning.
Why don't we start with a little pick-a-bit to start the show like we did yesterday?
So I have three.
bits, we will vote on the bit that we want to do today, this morning. The panel will be me,
Morgan, and Ray. That's right. Eddie, you're back in the mix, buddy. I'm back. Yeah, so here are the
three bits we can choose from. Bit number one from Lunchbox. Has anyone seen me on the news
with audio? Bit number two, Amy's now getting help from law enforcement. Bit number three,
Eddie and his wife
are now paying money
to do something together
They're paying money for something
You don't normally pay money for
Well, it's this early in the morning
So it's not what I think it is
Maybe it is
Maybe it isn't
Well, you can't say
Okay, so those are the three
What are Eddie and's wife paying money for
That you don't really supposed to do this
Why is Amy calling the cops
And why is lunchbox on TV
Pick a bit, Ray, what do you like there?
Lunchbox
TV. Let's go, baby.
Yeah, right, let's go!
So you have...
Amy wants to me on the news?
With audio.
Or you have Amy getting help from law enforcement.
Or you have Eddie and his wife spending money
to do something that people don't normally spend money on.
Go ahead, Morgan.
I'm sticking with Amy.
I want to know what happened with the law enforcement.
You've got to be kidding, you're such a...
And pick a bit.
I'm interested, too, in the law enforcement story.
Oh, well.
I didn't pick it yesterday, but today I feel like that's what I want to know about.
So, Ray, if you can start the segment,
Here is the winner of today's Pick a Bit.
It's Amy.
So what's up?
Law enforcement's involved now?
Well, law enforcement reached out to me.
After listening to the show and they realized that my ring, my college ring, my Aggie ring went missing in North Carolina.
And law enforcement in the state reached out to me and said, hey, you know, if you send me all of this information, I can search databases that could help.
track down your ring. Did you send the stuff? Well, I was hesitant because she needed like a lot of
personal information. Are you sure she's the conference? Oh, Amy's one of those scam stories.
She said, Amy loses $200,000 to a scammer. Yeah. She said she could show me, you know,
credentials or whatever. Who is she? Is she an officer or state trooper? Yeah, I believe a state trooper.
It sounds like you don't know. Well, it was an email. We need to put lunchbox on this case.
Yeah. If he wants, I have phone numbers. I have, I mean, if he's, I mean, if he's,
wants to reach out to her, I'd feel better
about that. But, I mean, she said
that she was even going to be in Nashville if I wanted to
meet up to, like, see the
credentials in person. Yeah, she'll show you
her badge or gun. Yeah, or shoot
me. She'll abduct you? Yeah.
So, if she is a cop, though,
you for sure would give your stuff. Boy, that sounds
like a lot of personal stuff to get a ring, though.
That's weird. But you've got to find out your
background, where your house was. You said you were broken in.
They had to look at the case report, all that.
It goes into crime research. They
have to do all the background check.
But it's...
Matt Lock, how do you know all this?
But also, I feel like it's a lot.
Don't we have crimes to be solving besides Amy's ring?
Well, you don't only just search for the biggest crimes or then no crime would be solved.
Yeah, I did...
Thank you for bringing that up, lunchbox, because I did think about wasting resources.
You know?
I'm sure she types some stuff into a computer.
Okay.
Well, she reached out.
Did she want your social security number?
I can't remember all the details.
But, I mean, she's like, if you don't feel comfortable sending me personal information,
that's when she said we could meet up in person.
Okay, let's put lunchbox on this
Yeah, I mean, that's all legit
I mean, I can find out if she's legit
But what she's asking for is all legit when you're doing research
But how do you know what she's asking for?
She never said what she's asking for it.
But I can tell you what she's asking for
Because Amy said her house was broken into
So she wants the case number
There was a police report file
That's what I'm saying, she needs all that
So I mean, but it was back and shoot
That was like 2009
Well, they keep the ring
Lunchbox will find out if she's real
Yeah, I'll do the research
I'll call her up and I'll ask her cop questions
Oh, dude, be tough with her, though, dude.
Yeah, hey, don't be a wet noodle.
Be strong.
I'm not a wet noodle.
Yeah.
Mostly you are, squirrel.
But other than, I think this time, though, really stand up.
Be strong, all right?
All right.
All right.
Let's get started with today's show.
Amy, your pick-a-bit.
We're going to find you this class ring.
Okay.
And there's a reward for it.
What's that?
$550?
Yep.
I can't remember.
Is that what we said?
I think you were $500.
I believe that's correct.
Mike?
Yeah, all right.
Okay.
There we go.
Good luck.
It is time to open up the mailbag.
and we read it on the air.
It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.
Yeah.
Hello, Bobby Bones.
I have a dilemma that I would like your thoughts on.
We just moved into a new house.
Our 12-year-old daughter found some liquor left behind in an upstairs closet.
She drank some of it.
She got sick.
She ended up in the ER.
She's fine, but my husband wants to sue the cellar for leaving the alcohol behind.
However, I don't think it's a seller's fault.
And our family is responsible for that bill.
As it currently stands, the seller doesn't.
even know what happened and I would like to keep it that way. What would you do? Thank you,
signed, would like to stay anonymous. I guess my questions are, didn't this family hire an inspector
to look all the way through the house? Is it their job if they see something weird to be like,
there's something weird? Scoobin, didn't you used to inspect homes? Can you help me with this?
Yeah, you see a home inspector. So yeah, usually, it depends on the situation, but usually the people
buying the home would hire someone like me to come in and check the, you know, integrity of the home,
the structure of the bathrooms, everything, top to bottom.
The whiskey in the closet?
Yeah, if we would see that.
Sometimes we find cash.
We'd find things from a previous owner and say, hey, just want to give you a heads up.
In the attic, there's a stack of cash or there's whiskey or whatever the case may be.
As a former, you know, a person that was going through all the guts of a house,
do you feel like it's the family's responsibility to know what they're buying and to remove the alcohol themselves?
Yeah, when you buy a house, if there's something in there that's not yours, you don't want it,
You should definitely get it out of there.
And you own the house now.
So anything in it, it's yours.
It's yours.
It's your responsibility.
You bought the home.
It is now yours.
Okay.
Then I believe it happened.
I'm sorry it happened.
But that's the family's responsibility that lives in the house.
Right?
Yeah.
Would you agree with that?
My final question for you?
Yeah, like how do you buy a house and not look around on all these things and miss bottles of wine?
That doesn't make any sense to me.
You ever find cash and keep it?
Okay.
Yeah, there's a laugh.
Maybe make sure the statute of limitations is over before he answers that one.
No comment.
Okay.
I bet that happened a lot, huh?
Not with you, but within that industry.
Oh, I'm sure, yeah.
There's a lot of places you go just, they don't know.
They don't remember that it's there.
Their husband hit it and he passed away and the wife doesn't know that that was there.
So, yeah, that happens all the time.
And so then you find it and you know no one will ever know.
Okay.
Why are you laughing?
Okay.
There we go.
I'm not going to say it's your fault because it's not your fault emailer,
but it is not the homeowner of previous terms of responsibility.
So don't sue, right?
No.
I mean, no, no.
My answer is no.
Amy?
Yeah, no.
I mean, I'm just thankful the 12-year-old's okay.
And then, yeah, we need to go over some ground rules if they ever find liquor again.
And maybe, I mean, those rules maybe already existed.
She just found them and partied.
Yeah.
You know?
And maybe she learned a lesson though about drinking too much.
Yeah, yeah.
That sounds good.
You have to go to the hospital because you drank too much?
That's a lesson for sure.
That's the mailbag. Tell your husband not to sue. Play him this clip. Thank you for emailing.
We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag. Yeah.
I'll give you two inventions. You tell me which one launched first. Now, we're doing this game because the iPod has been discontinued, which lunchbox hasn't unwrapped one.
You need to sell that thing on eBay in the next couple days because the market's at a peak right now. It will go down. It could possibly go back up.
hit it now. Okay, I thought I was going to save it and be one of the last ones and then sell it,
but I think you might be right. I think it'll have some value again in a few years, but right
now when this thing goes out, if it were me, I'd sell it. Okay. So I'll give you two inventions.
Tell me which one launched first. Write your answer down. If you miss it, you're out.
Oh, wow. The iPod, or Google. Which one launched first? The iPod, where you listen to all your
music or Google where you search for all your things.
I remember when Google was like firing up, but I was so like Yahoo.
I'd search everything in Yahoo.
I was like, I'll never do Google. I'm Yahoo all the way.
Or ask Jeeves.
I said ask Jeeves everything. Hey, jeez an idiot.
You never answered my questions.
What do you got, Amy?
Google.
Lunchbox? Google. Eddie? Google.
In 1998, Google was invented.
The iPod in 2001. Nice job.
Yes.
Twitter
or YouTube
which one was invented first
Twitter or YouTube
and why this one's difficult
is because they were within a year of each other
that's tough
dang it
alright everybody in? Yeah yeah yeah
the winner was 2005 I'll tell you that
Amy YouTube lunchbox
YouTube Eddie YouTube YouTube
Twitter was 2006 YouTube
2000.
Yes.
Nice job.
The Blu-ray
or the iPhone.
Now the Blu-ray,
I'm curious, Morgan,
if you know what that is.
DVD, maybe.
Ish.
Okay.
I would say a higher quality,
more expensive DVD
that came and went.
Yeah, I don't think I ever use it.
I always just saw it on a little DVD player.
You go to Best Buy and you're like,
oh, crap, why I can say about the Blu-ray version?
Oh, I hated that.
Yeah.
Nothing to play it on.
All right, Blu-rays or the iPhone.
Lunchbox is on the toilet.
Hey, man.
Hey, come play this game.
I'm here, man.
I just don't know.
Blue Ray or the iPhone.
Everybody in?
Yeah.
Amy.
Blue Ray.
Lunchbox?
Trick question.
It's iPhone.
Eddie?
100% Blu-ray.
Well, in 2006.
And that's the first year this came out.
It's the winner.
2006 wants the Blu-ray.
Lunchbox, it was a trick-trick question.
Yeah.
It was so tricked that it was real.
Right.
When the iPhone came out?
He does that.
2007.
All right, so Amy and Eddie are alive still.
Hey, Amy.
Hey, let's talk turkey.
What you say?
You know, talk to turkey?
Yeah, what does that mean, though?
I don't know.
I just saw it around the show.
Netflix.
Okay.
Or MySpace.
Which one came first?
I got my answer.
They're not even close, by the way.
Netflix or MySpace.
Amy?
Netflix.
Eddie?
I have Netflix written down.
Why did you guys pick Netflix?
Because it is.
Before night.
Yeah, it came in the mail, like a long, long time ago.
Like Pony Express?
Yeah, because I thought it's, I don't know why.
Well, the winner is from 1997.
Netflix, yeah.
It's Netflix, yeah.
Myspace wasn't until 2003.
Yeah.
But it's weird because Netflix is still relevant and cool that MySpace seems like forever ago,
and Netflix is today.
All right.
What's involved?
Instagram or Tesla.
Ooh, interesting.
Which one came first?
The year this was invented.
it was 2008. What is it? It came first. Instagram or Tesla? I'm in. Amy?
Invented in us using. Very different. It was invented in this year. Go ahead.
Well, I'm going to go with Tesla. So you think in 2008 Tesla was invented? Yes. Eddie?
This is interesting because I went with the Graham. So let's go. Well, we do have a winner.
Yeah, we do. In 2008, Instagram.
Instagram had not been invented yet.
It is Tesla.
Yes.
There it is.
Amy is the winner.
Nice job.
Good job, good job, good job, Amy.
Yeah.
Amy, run through this with me.
Napster DVDs.
Oh, DVDs.
1997 DVDs, 1999 Napster.
Amy, iPad or Snapchat?
Oh, iPad.
Correct.
2010 iPad, 2011, Snapchat.
Amy, Uber.
Venmo.
Uber.
Venmo by a year.
Wow.
2009.
And then the final one,
the Bobby Bone Show or Amazon Prime.
Which one came first?
The Bobby Bone Show or Amazon Prime?
The Bobby Bone Show.
2003 was the Bobby Bone Show.
Amazon Prime was 2005.
So even for, I didn't know, is that old?
I didn't either.
That is it. Amy is our winner. Nice job.
Good job, Amy.
And Amy, because you won, I'm giving you a free
every one of these on the list.
Bring up the Tesla, everybody.
Wow.
All right.
Okay.
It's time for the good news.
With producer Eddie.
Tell me something good.
Coming up on June 8th, Harold Myers of Mansfield, Ohio is turning 100 years old.
Now, Harold, he's a World War II veteran.
He still drives.
He lives with his wife.
He still drives.
Oh, yeah.
Every day.
He lives with his wife who is 72 years old, and he loves to go to the grocery store and gets his own groceries.
She's 72.
Good for you, buddy.
Right?
Almost 30 years.
So here's the deal.
His grandson's like, he does all this stuff, but he doesn't do social media.
So he wants birthday cards.
So he's asking everyone, friends, family, even the whole world, send Harold a birthday card.
His address is right here.
It's P.O. Box 310.
Well, why don't we post it?
No one's going to remember it right again.
Why don't we just post it?
We will post it.
Okay.
But he says, since he doesn't do social media, a nice Facebook post usually works.
But in this case, let's get him a real birthday card.
That's pretty cool.
He's 100.
I hope when I'm 100, I'm still driving.
And by that, I hope that I have some grandkids that have convinced me that a chair in the bedroom is a car.
And they're like, drive to the grocery door and I just go sit in and think I'm...
Slow down, grandpa.
I don't want to endanger anybody.
So I hope that they tricked me into thinking I still have it.
But I like that.
Turning to 100's awesome, man.
That is what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
There are a couple updates that the listeners are asking for.
Let's do it.
You ready?
Bobby Bones Show.
Update.
All right, first of all, Amy thought she might have Lyme disease.
what's the update on this?
Well, I don't know because I haven't had the tick tested,
but I did a round of doxycycline,
which was recommended by my doctor,
as an antibiotic to just be preventative.
But my arm still itches like crazy.
So right where the tick bit me, it's red and irritated
and like, oh, it isches.
Like I had to put this prescription itch cream on it,
and we're like over three weeks out from the bite.
So I've never had something itch this long.
I still have the tick in a Ziploc bag in my freezer.
and I'm contemplating mailing it off to get tested.
Yeah.
Not that, because I don't have any symptoms yet of Lyme disease,
but I just want to know.
I think, like, in my head, I just want to feel good about it.
Are you nervous?
I mean, a little bit, especially when I hop on Google.
Oh, don't hop on Google.
I know. That's the problem.
That's the problem.
Can't help it.
Okay, let us know.
You ready?
Bobby Bone Show.
Update.
Eddie told a story about his kid giving a Pokemon card to another kid at church.
Yeah, they're trading cards.
And my son traded his card, but then the other guy said, where the other kid said,
I don't have it on me, but I'll bring it to church next week.
I mean, what?
That was four months ago?
No, never came.
Every time he saw the kid, he's like, oh, sorry, man, forgot it.
I forgot it.
So I thought I was going to have to go and, like, tell the parents like, hey, a deal is a deal.
You got a deal.
I'm not confrontational, so I didn't thank goodness because last week, the kid finally brought the card.
I mean, it took four months.
Why do you think he finally brought the card?
I think because he heard us talking about on the radio
or maybe the parents did and said,
you know, little guy, they're talking about it.
You know, on the radio, it's not a good look for us as a family.
You should probably get that kid his car that he deserves.
So your kid has a card now.
The trade has been done and it's a sealed deal.
They both have their cards.
Love it.
You ready?
Bobby Bone's show.
Update.
Tomorrow morning, Morgan will review, say by the bell,
there will be an update.
She watched, how many episodes?
Eight episodes of the first season.
She had never seen it, so we make her watch shows that we used to like.
So tomorrow morning around this time,
We're gonna will review, saved by the bell, from the first episodes where he has the Kelly Kapowski cutout, right?
Where she pops up as a volleyball player?
No.
That's not the first episode?
No, the first episodes are, they're like in eighth grade.
Yeah, but I think that was not to, that was the one.
Don't watch them at JFK.
Yeah, you got to watch them.
You got him watch them at the high school.
What?
Base side high.
Well, yes, I got to go watch eight more episodes rolling.
Yeah, you didn't know the difference.
No.
Even when I said, don't watch junior high, watch, is Miss Bliss and you?
your episodes?
Yes, she is.
Okay, get down.
You need belding.
Okay.
Then what, that doesn't count.
Okay.
But what did you think about that?
Oh, I mean, it was awful.
Don't worry, it gets better.
It gets better once they get to high school.
I was hoping that and I kept watching like, okay, I could see why people might like this,
but it was rough.
I was pretty bored for eight episodes.
Were you like, there's no screech, there's no Slater.
A screech was in some, but there's no Slater.
There's no Kelly Capowski.
Yeah, none of that's happening.
All it really focuses on the main guy, the blonde kid who's like.
The blonde kid.
What he talking about?
Well, you're just learning a lot about him and how he's the prankster.
He never gets any of his schoolwork done.
He's always checking out all the girls.
That's what you're really learning about.
And Miss Bliss's dating life.
Yeah, so not the right season to watch.
So we will not do that tomorrow, but we did get an update.
You don't like the junior high years.
I don't like the junior high years.
All right, there we go.
Thank you.
All right, we have a good amount of dudes on this show.
Lunchbox Eddie.
Who, ho, ho.
Self.
So the four of us here, we're going to take this quick.
is are these things that we do because if we do them, it drives our wives or girlfriends,
but we're all married.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Number one, when you go into fix it mode, meaning not allowing a problem to be solved over time
or having patience, you just want to fix it right now.
I would say this is what I'm absolutely the worst at.
If there's something that is bothering her or she is upset about something, I only go,
I'm going to fix it right now.
It doesn't matter what it is, but I will take care of it.
I don't even really want to listen anymore.
I just want to go.
and kick down the wall and fix the problem.
Yeah, it's not good.
And sometimes they don't need the problem fixed.
Sometimes she just wants me to hear her,
feel what she's feeling, and that's all.
I would say most of the time.
That's crazy to me.
The fact that there's a problem
and you don't want me to go and stomp out the problem
by either stomping or massaging, right?
Sure.
Fixing.
Oh, this is the number one for me.
I'm terrible at it, so yes, I would get that.
Edd has happened to you?
100%.
Man, you would think as long as I've been married, I would know that,
but I still try to fix everything.
Lunchbox?
I'm a fixer.
I try to help my wife.
She has problems.
I'm going to fix it.
She tells me something's loose, the door handle.
No, they're not talking about fixing things.
We're talking about, like, issues in life.
Like, sometimes we just need to vent and share and have someone listen.
No, I don't try to fix those problems.
Do you just listen?
I listen.
He doesn't even listen to that.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're going to fix it.
Okay, next one up.
When you don't balance your hobbies well,
meaning if you have a hobby and you spend eight, nine, ten hours doing it,
it takes time away from everybody.
I would insert work into this for me where that's a big struggle,
where sometimes I would just lose track of time
because I'm so dialed into a project or writing something,
and she's like, hey, you've been working for like 15 hours a day.
You know, any chance?
You want to eat or hang?
Take a break.
Yeah, and that is something I'm trying to work on.
I'm trying to do better at it.
But I wouldn't say it's hobbies,
but I will say I will sort of.
on the PlayStation sometimes and lose track. And then what will happen too is I will work for all day,
12 hours. And then I'll go, I just need to go and relax and play PlayStation for a little bit for
four hours. And all times time to go to bed and I haven't seen anybody except work and PlayStation.
So the balancing I'm getting better at, but I'm still pretty bad. Eddie?
Nah, I have no problem with balance. I'm pretty good at doing whatever I'm going to do on the
size. Hobbies go and then spending family time, wife time. I can do all that.
The next one is not complimenting her. Ray, do you have an issue with this? Are you good?
I try to compliment her, especially at the pool, rocking that bikini.
Oh, nice.
I compliment my wife a lot.
I make a point to do that.
So that one I'm okay at.
The next one they say is when you can't leave work stress at the door,
meaning you bring it home.
Eddie?
I mean, I have about two hours of where I can decompress without them being there
because my kids and my wife don't get home until about four.
So I have that time.
But you don't get home till four.
I get there about three.
But you don't need to be here till three.
It's here till three.
Yeah.
I'm working.
Ray?
Eddie, you're funny, man.
You're funny.
But no, no, no.
No, no, I'm good.
You don't have to worry about me.
Lunchbox?
I don't stress over work.
Yeah.
Zero stress.
Yeah.
I don't think I stress over it.
I just always am in it.
But maybe that is stress.
These are things that your wives or girlfriends find that will drive them crazy.
Fighting dirty.
Meaning, if you get into an argument, you say things, you're like, oh, man, I wish I wouldn't have said that.
Yeah.
I just am too competitive in every part of my life.
that I just want to win everything all the time.
It doesn't matter what it is.
A game on the show, a disagreement.
I probably could do better at this.
Yeah, probably a lot better.
Yeah, yeah.
Anybody else?
I'll say the same.
I can do low blow.
Oh, you do?
I go low blow.
That's the first thing you go for.
Like what?
You just go low blow or bring up something she did in the past.
She did in the past?
Yeah, because...
Let me write this down.
Hold on.
Yeah, just listen.
Go ahead.
So you're in this argument, and maybe if you're going to lose this argument,
maybe she has a point, you're like, dang.
You go, well, you did this.
remember two weeks ago and it's something you just bring up an old argument like see you do things
wrong too and take the whole focus off that argument and then she gets mad that you went back to the
past.
All focus off argument.
Don't write that down.
No, no, I'm going to use this.
That's good.
Hit her with like what she's most insecure about stuff like that.
Yeah, I get some.
All right, the final one is do you ever compare her to other women?
Oh.
Yeah.
Don't do that.
I would never do that.
How do you not?
I would never do that.
Yeah.
No.
What do you say, lunch?
Well, it's just easy.
It's sort of like, oh, you don't see her doing this or you know, you don't see her eating that or you don't see her.
What about like, Sally wears a thong?
Yep.
What?
I don't know that I've ever met a Sally that I want to wear a thong.
Yeah.
Sally Jetsie Raffields.
That's it.
Oh.
Sally Fields.
Yeah.
That's only two sallies I know.
Comparing your wife to other women, Ray, ever for any reason?
No, my wife's been throwing these women out there, like movie stars and stuff.
And I'm just like, nah, not into that.
Same.
Yeah, I'm like, what do you mean?
you're not?
I'm like this.
I'm like this.
Stop.
So those are the things that we do that drives them crazy and we got to stop doing it.
Comparing them to other women, fighting dirty, not leaving stress at the door, not complimenting her enough, not balancing well.
And then we try to fix problems, not doorknobs, but like emotional.
Yeah, that's her deal.
That's what?
That's her deal.
When she has an emotional problem, solve it.
Like, she doesn't solve my emotional problems because guess what?
I ain't got any.
Good point.
Why don't you?
What does her to get emotional about?
Everybody does.
You know anger is an emotion, right?
I don't have anger.
Okay.
I have annoyance.
By people like you.
All right.
Thank you.
The more you know.
A couple weeks ago, we got a guy call and talk about what Morgan recommended, which are those shoes.
What are they called?
Ufos.
And so, if you have, like, hurt feet or old feet, both?
Yeah, they're just like recovery shoes.
If you have, like, if you have plant officiitis, it's really good for that.
So this guy named Sean from San Francisco calls us.
Just got done listening to Morgan on a product that she recommend.
She talked about UFAs.
Definitely recommend them.
We actually use them in the NFL.
And a lot of colleges use them, such as Stanford and Cal, for recovery base.
So, yeah, just wanted to chime in a little bit.
Highly recommend them.
And just love the show and keep doing what you're doing.
So then we started going, he plays the NFL.
He's a general manager.
Yeah.
We had all these theories on who he was.
So he called us back.
Do you want to hear what he does?
Yes.
Come on.
Okay, here is Sean from San Francisco.
Is that happened to Bobby Bone?
I just wanted to let you guys know.
I am not an NFL player, unfortunately.
However, I am an equipment manager.
Go ahead, give me a call back if you want to chat.
Maybe we get some tickets going.
For who?
What team?
Probably for the 49.
Yeah, San Francisco.
Wow.
That's awesome.
I mean, he's over all that stuff.
That's awesome.
We're not going to hitch up for tickets unless we come to town, but we appreciate that call.
But you can mail us some gear.
Anyway, moving on.
The Bob Bow Show.
Amy's pile of stories. Bobby, how many sports did you play in high school?
I played football. I played baseball. At times, depending on the year, our head football coach made us run track.
If you played football, you were forced to run track. So I guess I played that. And I only ran the mile and then the 400, which is one lap of the mile.
Oh, miserable. Quizville. That doesn't count. Well, exercising the mind.
Okay.
Why do you ask?
The sport of the mind. Well, researchers are reporting that focusing sports.
solely on one sport puts high school athletes at risk for injuries and burnout because you're,
you know, if you're doing baseball, you're moving those same body parts over and over, same thing
with football. And, you know, to transfer this to adults, because some of us aren't playing
high school sports, like if you just do the same workout all the time and don't switch it up,
you're putting your body at risk for injury.
The counter to that, if you have a kid is, if you keep them in the same sport forever,
they actually get a lot better at it and can, you know, try to do something outside of it.
But I'm on the...
Listen, I don't have kids.
But I know that if I would have just stayed in one sport, I probably went pro.
Oh, for sure.
If I'd just focus on playing baseball, I'd probably be pro by now.
Yeah.
Did you know I just now learned how to run?
What do you mean?
Like, in the past three months.
But what do you mean learn how to run?
Like with your core tight and your shoulders back?
Well, no, that's the easy stuff.
But I learned how to run.
I've been working out with a running coach.
And he's like, well, if you do this by my feet, I'm like, double time now.
I'm like, boom.
Now you're really fast?
He's like, all you got to do is run like this.
and it's like, oh, I think you've been missing out the last 20 years.
I was like, dang it!
What is this training for?
They're just trained to live.
I feel like you're training for like the end of the world and we don't know it.
Like Bobby's going to run.
He's deadlifting.
Apocalypse come?
I know how to run a little faster now from those zombies.
All right, what else?
A survey was done on delivery drivers, and I have some things they've admitted to.
Oh, no.
This kind of stuff freaks me out.
All right, go ahead.
Well, this one doesn't really affect us, but I'm surprised that there's not like cameras in delivery truck.
You know, the back part?
Uber cars?
I don't know because like...
That would cost so much.
I don't think they could do that.
A fourth of drivers admit to
hooking up in the back with the packages.
Oh, you made Amazon.
I thought you meant like food delivery.
Oh, yeah.
Oh yeah.
Get it on back there.
Who cares?
My packages are safe.
Who cares?
But they didn't specify if it's like someone that they know
or maybe someone they've delivered packages too.
Okay.
Hey, otherwise good with me.
Intentionally damaging packages,
marking a package is delivered when it wasn't.
opening packages just to take a look
and then resealing them. It ain't just take a look.
If you like what they take a look at, then they'd probably take what
they take a look at. Peeing in bottles in the truck,
which makes sense if you got to go to the bathroom, but then they also
admit to peeing around the side of people's houses.
I feel all that. If you got to go, you got to go, and if they're working
you hard, you pee anywhere you can.
Thomas Rett is set to kick off his
Bring the Bar to You Tour next month, and
I guess we can be sure that he's going to be ready
because when it comes to rehearsing for tour, he said he does it
a lot, and that at times he's,
He feels like his band wants to kill him for the amount of time that they rehearse.
I've done so many cold starts to tours, especially in my early days, that I never wanted to experience that when I became a headliner.
We run the show so many times to the point of we can play it in our sleep so that when we get to that first city, that city doesn't have to suffer our rust.
I kind of like a rusty show from at the beginning of tour, honestly.
I like to see it.
I like to see mess ups by pros.
Not a lot, but a couple.
But if you guys wonder why this show runs so perfectly, we've done it seven times by.
now. We've done this segment already seven times, and that's why it sounds so good. And in the last
couple stories Amy did, there were no mess-ups at all.
You imagine. Ran it so perfectly. Yeah. I think it's obvious to people we don't rehearse.
Thomas Rutt's tour kicks up. There you go. Thomas Rutz. Yeah, go ahead.
June 17th in New Hampshire, so you can hit up ThomasRet.com for tickets. All right, there you go.
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Every year a trucker convoy raises money for the Make a Wish Foundation,
the last two years, COVID shut it down.
Well, they're back and bigger than ever this year,
and they have a carnival, they have a fundraiser, raffle,
and they raise $379,000 driving through Pennsylvania.
Hump, hump, hump.
That much?
I thought you were going to say, like, 10 grand.
I was going to be like, wow, good for them.
They're back.
Almost a half a million bucks.
Dang.
Did you do who sat in the when we did Bobby Fest?
Ray, you sat in the dunk booth, right?
Yep.
Boy, the dunk boot's a good thing for a carnival.
That makes money.
If you have someone that people, they don't have to hate them.
Yeah, just dislike a little bit.
No, no.
They just think it would be funny to see him punished.
Yeah.
So you don't even have to dislike them.
Like Mr. Bellding.
Remember that?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, on the show.
I thought you know when he was hanging out with us.
Oh, and saved by the Bell.
Yeah, Ray got on the dunk take.
and then he started like harassing people from the dunk tank and then he got a little too personal
calling people ugly.
Then it was like yeah, it got a little.
But anyway, great story lunchbox.
That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
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