The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Early Bird) What Did Lunchbox Steal? + Has Eddie's Neighbor's House Been Taken Over By Squatters? + Mailbag: Scared To End Up Alone

Episode Date: May 9, 2023

Find out what happened when Lunchbox went to the store and accidentally stole something! Did he go back in and pay? Then, Eddie thinks his neighbor's house has been taken over by squatters. Hear what went down and if he's going to do anything about it. Mailbag: A listener has been struggling with dating and they really don't want to end up alone. They feel like they've tried everything. We share tips and advice!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Come on, Bobby. What's happening? And welcome to Tuesday's show. Morning studio. Morning. Well, well, well, here we are. Let's go around the room.

He does all the video editing behind the scenes and a digital detox. He says he's in. He's staying off screens. Here he is, Eddie, everybody. Question for you guys. Is damn a bad word for kids? Yes. Okay.

I don't say it. Why? It would be what I would consider an expletive. Uh-huh. And some people think that my, uh, my, That dictionary of expletives is a little skewed. Yeah, a little bit.

Because I'll say the word of the church of pee, but rhymes with wrist. Like it wriths me off. I won't say it right now. But I won't say the D word. Why? Because my kids love that Bailey Zimmerman song, rock in a hard place. And in the song, it's like, damn, I'm exhausted. And they're walking all over the house, singing that out loud.

And I'm like, ooh, that's a bad word in my eyes, too. But I can't really stop them because they're singing a song. And I don't really want to make a thing out of it because they'll be like, why? what is that word mean? And then they'll run with it. You don't think they know what that word means? I don't think so. You don't think they know what's a bad word?

I think they just sing it. How old? The nine-year-old? Yeah, they know. The eight-year-old? And even the baby. Well, the baby. He's four.

He may not know, but the nine-year-old knows. Yeah. There's no chance he doesn't know that that's a bad. And now he's getting away from. Because you don't, he's like, dad will have sing anything in a song. Wait until they get into Snoop. Yeah, it's a gay. Oh, man.

Dang, some of that rap. Hey, dad, don't care. We can say whatever we wanted along is in the song. Okay. But I think, yes, the D word is a bad word. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's a light one.

It's the lightest of them. It's still a curse. You wouldn't say it in church out loud. No, no, sir. Well, I don't know. Some people like, I'll be damn. Good to see you. At church?

Yeah. It depends how country the church is. That's true. That's right. When she said that, I was like, yeah? Yeah. That happened to me. Okay.

All right. All right. Thank you, Eddie. I'll be. All right. Coming to work every day in sweatpants was his routine. but now every once in a while he does wear jeans. Here he is. Lunchbox,

everybody. Oh, I pulled an Amy. And we're not talking about a car wreck. I didn't run into anything. But I went into the store the other day just to grab a few things, had a couple of the kids with me. And whoa, pants for the kids were on clearance for $3 a pop. So I threw three pairs on my shoulder because I didn't have a basket. And I went through the self-checkout, paid for my items, got to the car. And as I'm getting in the car, the pants fell off my shoulder. I'm like, oh,

nobody stops you? No. That's funny. Like, they didn't even say anything. They were just draped over my shoulder. I wasn't even thinking. And I was like, uh-oh, now what do I do? It also shows if you don't look suspicious, people don't think you do anything wrong.

Yeah. Because he wasn't thinking anything about it. So what did you do? Did you go back in? No, no, no. Yes, you did. Are you serious? What did you really do?

Well, then he did not pull me because I would go back in. You had three pair of pants over your shoulder. Yeah, and they were like three dollars. They were clearance, three dollars a piece. I do believe that you didn't realize it because that stuff that kind of crap happens all the time. Yeah. Even stuff I have in my hand sometimes I forget it's even in my hand. And I'm like, is anyone see my phone?

Oh, it's in my hand. So I can only imagine with those being over your shoulder. So you notice you don't go back in? No. So I just put them in the car and let's go. I had somewhere to be. And I was, had the two kids. And I was like, by the time we go back in, it's going to take 20 minutes, trying to explain it at the counter.

No one's coming out here. So they don't really care. They were already on clearance. They were trying to get rid of them. What if he's on like a camera though and they're looking for him? The next time he comes in they tackle him and handcuff him. That'd be cool. That'd be hilarious.

Yeah, probably you should have gone in. Or at least take the 10, 11 bucks, you know, 9 plus tax and do something nice for somebody with that money. Yeah, okay. I mean, he's lying right now too. He's lying right now too. Go back in, just go back through the self-checkout. You don't have to explain anything to anybody. If they didn't know she walk out, just walk back in with him and be like, who his kids are with them too.

Yeah, that's... Okay. I don't even know why I think that matters because he did. Went in with him too. He just fooled me on that one. All right, thank you. She brings us the morning corny, and they're mostly funny. And recently, she had a big mix-up with our company regarding money.

Here she is. Amy, everybody. Do you all remember dissecting cats in school? What? Yeah. Cats. We did dissect cats. Okay, well, because that's happening.

My daughter was telling you that some kids are her school dissecting cats, and I'm sitting there holding our cat, Maggie. I'm like, what? They're different kind of cats, though. Where do they get these cats? Why cats? Kids are different. Yeah.

No fur. You got no relationship with them. I was like, well, that must be AP or something because I never did a cat. I think the most I did was a frog. So was she, like what's the thing? Were you weirded out? I'm weirded out by it.

I never knew this was a thing, even in high school. But my sister went to my high school. And she was like, oh, no, we did cats. Yeah, we did cats too. Okay, it's because I was in the, you know. The lower level, the regulars? I was even, there was AP regular, and then I was in the one below regular.

Remedial? Oh, my goodness. is Amy. No, I told her. You weren't allowed to have a cat. That's why. Wow. This was, I was, listen, there was a lot of people in my class. I wasn't the only one. I think it was called resource, guys. No. Ours is called remedial.

No, mine was called, like, chemistry in the community. Slow and tell? Whatever. I think that's probably why I wasn't exposed to the cats. If I went back, I could do it today. It's just, I was very social. Of course, absolutely. I would talk a lot. You march to me to your own drum. That's right.

Remedial. Good for you. No, no. That one. You've shown, though, that it doesn't matter where you are in school or what lower situation they put you in, if you're not up to the other kid's standards, you still made it here. That's right. Yes. And that was telling me something good. Yeah, that's a good one because maybe you weren't as smart as the other kids in high school. And you know what?

Here you are. No, that's it. I didn't apply myself. Yep, there it is. I just never got to do a cat. It's okay, Amy. It's okay, Amy. All right.

Ray, go for me. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas. saw he didn't play good golf with the boss. Maybe next time he'll get a hole in one or an albatross. Bobby Bones. Nice job. Nice job. I think I gave Eddie the virus.

I think I gave Eddie the sick. Hey, for sure. I don't even know what you're talking about. So Eddie came over and we played pickleball at my house on the court and he never played pickleball. And then all of a sudden he's like, I love pickleball. Yeah, you were done. And I was like, do we play an hour? We got to go.

I got to go. He's like, no, no, no. Let's do one more game. More more game. So it's fun, huh? It's a lot of fun. It doesn't really hurt. You know, you haven't played.

It's harder. But it's nothing like tennis. It's basically, it's like, if you were three inches tall with a ping pong paddle on a ping pong table, it'd be that with that, you know, kind of a ball. Yeah. And it's about half the court, I guess. Maybe smaller than half the court. I'm playing in a celebrity pickleball tournament tonight against Dirk's Bentley in the first round. But Dirk's a member of his band named Ben, who's, he's supposed like an expert.

Oh, no. Yeah, we're going to get crushed. I don't know. You're pretty good, dude. No, I'm telling you there's a whole different. Like, that Bend dude is going to be awesome. Really? Chris Lane and I are playing together on a team. So is he good?

I don't know. He's an athlete, though. Well, Morgan Evans and I were supposed to be on the team together. We've been, like, practicing and, like, playing. All of a sudden, they switched it out. And they were like, you and Chris Lane. And I don't want to be like, well, I don't want Chris Lane. Because I don't know if I do or not, but Morgan Evans is like one of my friends.

But we're going to play tonight. It's a charity thing for Make a Wish here in town. And so we're probably going to be a little. going to get whooped, but I'm keeping my, I'm to have to carry our team. Can we come and heckle the other team? It's a charity thing. You definitely can come. We put the link out, but it's called like Dinkville. Yeah, there are tickets. They dig you dink it.

Oh, okay, we got it. Yeah, and it's on top of a building. It's like the really nice courts. Yeah. Okay, we can put the stuff up if you guys want to come. But yeah, it's a charity thing. But other people there are like, there's some other celebrities playing. I don't remember who, though. Morgan Evans will be there not on my

team, though. Um, Eric Decker. Oh, yeah. Athlete. Athlete. There's some more, I'm sure. But that's all on. Anyway, I got to do this. I get Bediabirus.

Yeah, and I got it. And when are we playing again? He's itching. You want to play today? Warm me up for the tournament? Warm you up for the tournament. No, because you're... You're right.

I'm not that good. Right. I'll say it. Well, yet. Yet. You need to say yet. I got one point on you. Yet.

The three games we've played. Yet. You will get a lot better. Time to open up the mailbag. and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm a 35-year-old woman

who's never had a serious relationship. I have a great career, a nice apartment, lots of hobbies, but I feel lonely and unfulfilled. I've tried online dating, but I never seem to find anyone who shares my interests. My greatest fear is I'm going to end up alone for the rest of my life. What can I do to find love? Signed, alone in Albuquerque.

Well, people often say if you just stop, then it comes. That's not true. But you're going to drive yourself crazy. just searching all the time where you're just going to feel even more and more loneliness. So my advice to you, I was like 38. I'm at Caitlin? I felt like I was never going to get married. I'd never even met anybody that I, that just wasn't a thing to me because I never even felt

that way. I thought I was broken. Honestly, I was like, well, I never wanted to marry anybody. Never wanted to do anything. So I felt similarly until I met her. Now, I'd wait 38 years, probably for the best. I'm like a 28 year old me would have kind of been an idiot about it. So I just say keep doing what you're doing now to be fulfilled and don't force it because

if you force it, it's going to be unnatural. And it fulfills unnatural, you're just going to run from it again because, and you're also probably in some sort of cycle, whatever that is, either you're a reason that it keeps not working because all of a sudden you sabotage relationships. or you don't even really know, or you have models that you watched as a kid that were not a good example. I don't know what that is, but I think therapy is great, too,

just to understand why you have been the problem. Because you can't affect everything. You can affect people around you, but you can go and understand what's been holding you back, and maybe what's holding you back because you never met anybody. But I'm going to tell you, you're trying to force it. It's going to all feel unnatural.

And then it's just going to be terrible, and it's going to be same cycle again. So just chill. do whatever you like to do. And then, you know, maybe try not to say that your biggest fears are you're going to be alone for the rest of your life. Let's just see. You've said it once.

Now, don't repeat that over and over in your head. Like, my biggest fears I'm going to be alone the rest of my life. Because then that's sort of could be what you're building towards. To be like, oh, wow, I'm content, fulfilled with where I am and I can't wait to meet someone to share my life with. But she's not fulfilled. She says it here. Yeah, I just don't believe a lot of the mantra stuff.

It doesn't. That's not a mantra. I don't feel like if I say it is just going to. happen. I'm just going to work at it. No, I want her to work at that. I'm going to keep my mouth shut and I'm going to work at. You mentioned therapy, which I think is a good step, so she can get content with where she's at. But then I'm still afraid of needles. I don't even say it anymore, but I'm still afraid of needles. Oh, I wonder where that came from. Yeah. I won't say it. I stop saying it because I don't be afraid of needles anymore. Just check. Still afraid.

So there's like science behind it, though, of speaking more positively. Yeah. Sounds like some of that crystals mumbo-jumbo. No, there's that guy. Have you heard that? I don't remember his name. World Series? Whatever. No, they asked him, hey, I forget.

It was like the Mets versus the... You've not said anything except I forget there was a story. The World Series. I don't know this. I don't know sports. I just know the story, so don't ask me the details. Probably not the best argument then. Okay, it was the World Series and he was the pitcher, I think, and he was interviewed

and he said, they said something about what's your biggest fear. And he was like, man, be missing a ground ball and like losing the game. or something. And that was like two weeks before the game. And then they lost the game because he missed a ground ball. About what year was it? 70s.

Yeah. You're thinking to Bill Buckner. Yeah. That's it. First base for the Boston Red Sox. First face. That's pitcher. Okay.

Anyway. So anyway, you got this. You know that story though. Yeah. Like three weeks before he said it's his biggest fear. But he also, it doesn't matter. Set it out loud.

When you say it out loud, it gives it 10 times the power. Anyway. Everybody. just live your life. Alone in Albuquerque, you got this. Don't call yourself alone. She just did. All right, that's it.

Close the mail bag. We got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Yeah, it's something good. Brianne, Lynn Holm and her husband are expecting their first child, but her husband is a U.S. Marine, so he's deployed overseas in Okinawa, Japan.

And while he's over there, she decided to pick up some shifts over at the Mongolian grill. It's called the Huat. And she's working. She's waiting at a table or whatever. And she's talking to the customer. And she starts saying, yeah, you know, I'm pregnant. My husband, he's in Okinawa. And he has a phone, but it broke.

So we haven't been able to be talking lately or whatever. And so she goes off into the kitchen. The customer leaves, pays the bill. She picks up the bill, turns it around. It's $800 in cash. And it says, well, good luck with your phone. Get a new one. and thank you for the service.

Wow. 800 Bones! And thank you for his service. He never said that though. I thought when I read it... Thank you for the and... What I read out, I was like, oh, his service? No, thank you for the service.

That's pretty good. Like service of the... Right, right, right. That's a good one because they definitely didn't have to do that. That's awesome. Thank you very much. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

What's the game show you think you'd be best off? That's the one for you. I always thought I'd be really good on Jeopardy, but I just hadn't really stayed, like, true to trivia all the time. I still think I probably pretty good at Jeopardy, so I'm going to go with Jeopardy. The game would be best on, Amy. Wheel of Fortune. Lunchbox?

Price is right. Eddie? The Price is right. At the grocery store, dude, I dominate. What game would you be the worst on? I go Will of Fortune. I'm terrible at Will of Fortune. Amy?

Jeopardy. With Amy and I switch. I mean, geez, I'd get slaughtered. Eddie? Jeopardy, dude. I'm not that smart. Come on. Remember the time we went off Celebrity Family Feud and didn't get a single question?

We didn't even get to go do the... Yeah. Had we never experienced that, I probably would have said family feud. Yeah. But that was... Oh, I guess I should change the family feud. I'd be the best on that. We really got ran on that one.

Okay. So here's the deal. I've been, well, I've been approached about doing a celebrity will of fortune. Oh, my God. You have to do it. You have to. I'm so bad. It doesn't matter.

My grandma would play with me. That was her show. And it would be like, the... C blank T in the hat. And I'd be like, the cut in the hat. Oh, no. She'd be like, no. I was so, I'm so bad at Will of Fortune.

Like, I don't know if I've ever gotten one until like the very, very end. When they do that last one, it's like, okay, you automatically get these letters. E, A, apostrophe, and banana. And they give them those for free. And then they get the other letters. I don't think, I've never even gotten close on that. So that's the game that I'm the most terrible at. and I was just asked

Hey, would you want to do this and go on Celebrity Will of Fortune? And? You said? You said? IDK. Oh. When do you have to answer?

I don't know. Oh, I don't know. What does that mean? I don't know. I mean, in the next week or so. And it doesn't mean I'm for sure going to do it because then schedule's got to work out. But they just want to know if would you be open.

I'm so bad at this, guys. I will humiliate myself on National Tell. I will never even get up. I'll be like, all right, spend the will. All right. Oh, $1,000 bucks. All right, Bobby, you're up. I'm going to go with X.

X. Oh, man. That's the kind of dumb crap that will happen. Yeah, but you can train. How do you train for Wheel of Fortune? I just don't have that. It's like training to throw a fastball. Like, you could probably fix your mechanics a little bit to get a little.

But you ain't going from a 72 mile an hour fastball to 93. So it's, do I want to be? Because I will come back from this and you guys will make fun of me so bad. I just know what's going to happen. And then I have a charity I'll play for and then they'll get no money. And then I feel like you're a complete loser because I went in and the charity got nothing. What if we switch your attitude? What if you just put my glasses on if you're so good at it?

I'm saying what if we start to believe you can do it and it will be awesome and you're going to do amazing and you're going to raise so much money. I'm not scared to do it. I'll go on. I just feel like it's a no win for me. You're going to win. Do you get any of the money? Like, do you get half? No, I don't, you don't get it.

Oh, that's kind of weak. No. Then maybe don't go. On these versions, you don't get any money. I don't think you get much. Yeah, because at the final, it's like, oh, you know, they do the whole spin. What did you? You won the Corvette!

I think it's like, you won your charity this much money. I get like a picture of Pat Seajack or something. That's pretty much it. So, again, I'm TBD on this. I think you should do it. I think you got to do it. I probably feel like I have to do it as well on my heart. because I'm not scared of anything

when it comes to going and failing. It's just I'm so bad at it. It's like, is it worth the time? Because I'm going to have to go fly out. I'll be there for a couple days. I'm probably going to do it if I can. I'm talking myself into it now because I just don't want to,

I don't want to be the guy that. So if I can, I'll probably do it. But we're going to have a rule here. No, make a fun of me if I miss it. Yeah, right. Ooh, get tough. If hey, blank, Itdle, Diddle.

Hey, Piddle, Dittle. No, I'm sorry, it's Hey, Diddle, Diddle. You missed that. You're going to hear for much. But that's what you're going to happen here. It's going to be humiliating for me. Hey, when you get on that wheel, though, dude, you got to spin it as hard as you can. Yeah, that's the embarrassing part if you're not able to spend it. That's the problem is like some people barely

get it around one time. Well, don't put something else on my head that I'm going to worry about not doing it. Hey, get a good grip on that wheel. Well, now I'm worried about that. I did spend the prices of right, Will. Oh, yeah, what's that like? an American Idol, the same set they shot on. That thing's heavy. Really?

Yeah, I could give it a good run. But you have to like really. Really pull it. I love that thing. Yeah. It ain't so easy once you go on. Again, we did Celebrity Family Food. We never got the question.

So I tried to cheat when I was up there. I'll be honest with you. I told the story. I tried to look at this card and I could only see the first three words on both lines. I can't remember that. So I was reading it and then he at Rodic jumped in and beat me to it. And then, I don't know, I was lost completely. The moral here is, if you're going to cheat, lean all the way in.

Chee all the way. Just look at that. Okay, I'll let you guys know what's going on. What reality show would you be best on? Gosh, I guess amazing race because I would want to travel the world. Well, that's a want to. That's a want. I think Survivor, I'd crush because I could do manipulative stuff and then also physical stuff.

I get kicked off Survivor so fast. I get there. I'm hungry. I'm out. Lunchbox? I say Survivor. Eddie? The Bachelor. Stop.

Hey, watch me. But you would be the one dude fighting all the other dudes? I'd be that one dude where we're like, I don't know, he's not that good looking, but he's funny. Well, you'd make it to episode three then. Oh, really? Yeah, you wouldn't make it like that. No, that guy never wins. Oh, so you'd be competing on the Bachelorette.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to be the Bachelorette. Yeah, yeah. There was a story about a girl on Big Brother and another. the country who's getting that leg lengthening procedure. Oh, yeah, yeah. And that she now is six foot tall, I think, and they had to break her legs. And so it's like $172,000 for them to break your leg, put the pole in, heel back. It's like another 30.

It's like once it's all said and done, it's like $200,000. Oh, my goodness. But she wants to be tall. I'm not going to hate on some dude who has always felt like his height. has held him back. But to be a six-foot-tall female, like there's no real need to be... Like, society hasn't said

you need to be six-foot-tall as a woman, right? No. Yeah, no, she's been crushing... Like if Ray got one, for example. Yeah, that makes sense. Right, like three inches. We'd feel pretty good about that, right? Sure.

We would make fun of you, because we understand you've always had anger issues toward being small. I would be walking around so awkwardly, it wouldn't even be worth it. There's no way you get used to those legs. The legs, when they do it, they like extend over the next three months by one millimeter a day. And that's, you're growing.

That's crazy. So you're not just immediately with like the super long legs. And she went to how tall? What's the final? The 31 year old underwent two operations, adding an extra 5.5 inches in her height. Oh my gosh. She now stands six feet tall. That's a lot.

And you want to talk about somebody who's, there's a picture of. here. Her legs are so long. It looks like that, you know what, Texas State Fair? Yeah, tall guy with the big techs? Big text? Like, legs like that long. That's very long. That's very long. Hey, crazy. This guy's walking in the woods in North Carolina with his dog and a bear jumps out. Not a tiny bear. Like pretty big bear. And the bears are like ready to go town. Eat one of them. Probably the dog. So bear and dog and you're there, bear starts coming to the dog. Do you jump in the middle? Oh, man.

I don't know. Do you jump in the middle to try to stop the bear? I think I do. That's sweet of you. I do. And I, you know, you know what I ain't going to say I would if I wouldn't. Sometimes I'd be like, I'm out. I think I would.

First, I try to tell a few jokes. Because I was getting bullied as a lot as a kid. Tell the bear. Yeah, and I tried to, like, diffuse them with humor. And when that didn't work. Like Barry nice jokes, like stuff like that? Oh, that would be really good. Uh-huh, uh-huh.

it's a very nice day right but you know secondly I'd probably just start chunking rocks but I think a bear could probably run through that or maybe I would just distract the bear by running like circles can't catch me bear can't catch me can you

I bet you can't catch me I think I would just do something to try to distract the bear because I do love my dogs but this guy again almost 70 years old he's walking down trail all the sudden which there's something there It's bigger than birds

Sometimes bird will You know what is that Bigger than birds And so Out comes the head And then the rest of the body of a big old bear It was attracted to the dog The bear suddenly appeared lunge for the dog

The dog was on a leash One of those retractable leashes He yanked them back Yeah that's good So Well now he's got to decide Does he run with the dog Bear can catch you

Or does he stop and try to make sure The bear to So he grabs a stick and just starts like swinging it in front of all which is crazy and so you know he's

that feels like a ninja oh as a kid I'd take a sit and be like a ninja but bear didn't like that bear walked away that was it

nobody was eating wow this guy could have gotten killed oh for sure malling malled as many times as we talked about

what you're supposed to do when you encounter a bear I don't know why I can't remember you're supposed to be strong and stand up. I don't know I do er but I'm not doing that.

But if that's what the experts say to do. Yeah, experts aren't right in front of a bear and it's time for me to run. If it's just me and not the dog or not somebody I'm protecting, I'm probably going to just

slowly back away. Back, because they can run. Yeah, vast. And I'm just going to keep going until I find the machine gun left in the woods. Oh, that's quite the scenario.

It is, yeah. I left a good old back there just in case. Yeah, I'm getting out of there. I ain't running, but I'm slowly getting out of Dodge quickly. So that was the first story. Would you save your dog in that same situation, Amy? I don't think so. I'm going to be honest.

Sorry, little pooch. No chance. My dog volunteers as tribute. It says, you save yourself. I'll go down for you. Oh, no way. You throw the dog at it? Yeah, I toss the dog.

No, I'm not going to do that, but the lifespan of my dog versus us. That's tough. Okay, Eddie, what's happening near you? So my neighbors, check this out. This is crazy. They moved out about a month ago, put their house up for sale and everything. I saw realtors come in like a week after they, you know, put it on the market. They came in, they painted the house and all that stuff.

And then I never saw anyone again. Like, nothing. No cars in the driveway? Nothing. But in the middle of the night, sometimes. The blinds are open. Sometimes the blinds are shut. One night, my son and I, we saw at the same time a light turned on in the kitchen while we were walking the dog.

And I was like, someone's in there. I feel like there's squatters in there. And I don't know. I don't have the guts to knock on that door or find out if they're in there or not. But I'm telling you, there's movement in that house. And nobody should be there. No, I even called my neighbors who moved like to another side of town. And they're like, no.

Well, should they go checked in? I think they're scared too. this just happened the other day and we're like, I don't know what to do. Lunchbox, what would you do here? I think you knock on the door. I just think you knock on all. With cookies?

Like, hey, new neighbors. Exactly. You act like they're new neighbors or you're just like, oh, do you have any ketchup I can borrow? Just trying to check and see, like you don't know what's going on. Is that a thing where people now go and order, like, borrow ketchup? Because we have delivery services now. You can mostly just type it in.

Yeah, I borrow sugar the other day. Yeah, you can borrow stuff in the neighbor still. Yeah. I didn't do it back in the day. I don't do it now. I'm bothering people. But, Eddie, how much to do that?

No, no, no, no, no. I'm out. We send lunchbox. I'm down. Let's do that. Ain't his neighbor, though. Yeah, yeah, but he does this kind of stuff. Yeah.

He likes doing this stuff. Whenever we have problems with, like, the cable, he goes, I'll call them, I'll get you free cable. Same thing. I'll deal with your squatters. So what it sounds like is Eddie's scared. He's a sissy. Absolutely.

I'm terrified. A sissy. I mean, what if there's a whole family living in there? Who says sissy anymore? Lunchbox. My uncle in 1987. You have to go during the day, though. Oh, they're probably at work.

Well, hold on. Here's the thing. Do they work? You're squatting. I don't think you're crushing your 9 to 5. Oh, you don't think? I don't think so. No, no, no, no.

There's no car, though? No. No cars. So how do they come? Do you ever see them walk down the street? How do they get food? I'm telling you. I don't see anyone go in and out of that house.

All I see is the lights turn on or blinds going up and down. And I never see the blinds. And I never see the blind move. I just see like, oh, look, the blinds are up today. And then I look later and it's like, the blinds are closed. Could it been that the house was shown by a realtor that day and they opened and closed it? I've asked my wife and like, have you seen anyone come by? She's like, no.

Do you ever see the very, very, very, this is going to be a weird question, the very, very top of someone's head in there? No. If they're squatting, you can't really see them. Oh, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, the next time you see something fishy happened, let us know. I got just the guy we can send over there.

Love it. Not this time, because it might be that, Amy. that somebody's being shown the house. But you see one more thing we're going to... Because lunchbox went to my place once, like for squatters. No, yeah. Yeah, you did? I did.

Now, I found nothing. I went to the golf club up on the roof. I mean, it's the whole thing. It's all the situation. It's live on the air, right? Dumbest thing ever, you could have died. We're like, we're going live with it. Eddie, do you have cameras at your house?

Yeah, yeah. Okay, can you point one towards their house? That might be creepy. No. It just, then you have footage because you're not always home. It's a good point. or I just stay up all night steak out

stake out stake out here's the voicemail from April oh my goodness wow I am so excited that you guys had

Kimberly Perry from the band Perry now TBP I absolutely loved the interview and I love her new song and thank you so much for having her on I've been wondering

what was going on with her and her brothers and the band And so anyway, love the Bobby Bone Show. Thank you. Thank you, April. Yeah, she was super cool. I mean, I knew Kimberly from back in the day, but she was always with her brothers.

Wasn't ever like Kimberly and I were just chilling, ever, one-on-one. There were times where I would be with them or we'd be somewhere. But, yeah, it's a little weird for her to be by herself after all that time. But yeah, it was a great interview. I thought she was super generous with her answers, and we just went right to it. Do you hate them? She said, yeah, and we moved on. She didn't say that.

I'm just kidding. The whole interview, though, is up on Friday's Bobby Bone Show podcast. So you guys go check it out. Here is Leanne from Louisville, Kentucky. Our fine city has just celebrated the 149th running of the Kentucky Derby. My thoughts are you guys should come to the Kentucky Derby next year. There's so much going on all week long. You could do the show from Kentucky.

The Kentucky Derby is a great way to celebrate the first Saturday in May. We appreciate that invite? Let's go. Is that an official invite from the Derby, though? I just heard who's saying you should. As a kid, I went to a lot of horse racing. We'd sneak in, Oklahoma Park. You'd get in like 13 or 14.

And you could get in then. You just had to walk by an adult for the most part. But you couldn't bet until you were 18 or maybe 21. It didn't matter. We weren't either one. But so when you go and you give an adult three bucks to make a $2 bet for you. Sometimes they would just do it straight up. It had to be what like buying beer was like when you were under age.

You give them a couple extra bucks and they buy you the beer and they give it to you illegally. But we would get somebody to go and make the bets for us. because $2 with the minimum bet. So you give them two bucks, be like, hey, can make a bet for me. Man, I don't know. Okay, here's a dollar for you. Okay, that's mostly how it would work.

And so I spent a lot of time to horse races as a kid. The thing about the Kentucky Derby is, I don't know anything about horses. I never knew anything then about horses. I don't follow horse racing. I think the event would be fun, and I'm not quite famous enough to get invited to like the part where you get to, like, have drinks and stuff.

Yeah. Yeah, well, that's something you're in space. Because I want to wear a hat. You know, there's like arm space and stuff. I don't want to go around and like come away with it with the flu or something. There's just too many people there. I'm not a big crowd guy. So one day if I ever get famous enough to get invited like the fancy part, we're all in.

All right. Yeah. Don't be so excited, everybody. That's probably because you know it ain't ever going to happen. Okay, thank you for that. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Airbnb is rolling out a new budget-friendly option. Share a bed.

I mean, spend the will. Honestly, that's probably next. This is called Airbnb Rooms, where it allows you to rent a private room in the same home as the host and the host is home. And, you know, it's like $67 a night as opposed to maybe $200. So it's just a bedroom. Yeah. It's like a bed and breakfast, but. Right.

But I mean, I just feel like this is murders waiting happen. At the Winslow's normal house instead of like a big old school bed and breakfast type house. Like being in the room's okay, but can you imagine just walking downstairs? Yeah, there are rules on that? You can filter. When you're looking for a search, you can make sure you get a room that has a locked door and then you could get your own private bathroom. But I guess you'd probably have to pay a little more for that. I just bring my own lock.

I don't know. I guess it's a good deal. If you need somewhere to stay for this, I totally get it. I would fear for the homeowner more so than the person staying there because if a person has access to the house while they're there, it's also their house that they're currently living in where. The other way, you kind of take your pictures down or it's a house that you get just for this. You're valuables. You put, if you're just living in your house, your watches are just chilling. Somebody could do this, case the house for 60 bucks.

That's an investment. You spend the 60 to case. Then you come back when they're gone. Take it all. I don't know. It does feel like that seems a little dangerous. Yeah. You're right.

I was only thinking about it like as me as a guest. and how I fear for my life. But you're right, the homeowner's just the same. The person that's staying in your house walking and taking pictures of like your different windows and locks. It does seem a little weird, but I'm sure it'll be the next big thing. Go ahead. Police are issuing a warning about this game. It's called Assassins and kids are playing it where they have water guns and they go around the neighborhood and they have set targets that they're supposed to get.

And if they get the target, yay, they win. But the problem is they're going around neighborhoods all dressed in black with water guns that look like real guns. And police are like, hey, could we find a new game? This is the rule I would make if I were King Bobby of America. I would say, okay, the Assassin's game itself is fine because we've always played, shoot them up. They're video games. However, if you're playing, you must play with one of those yellow and green super soakers. That way we know that's not a real gun.

It's got to be, you know, big. Huge. Neon. And it's got to have a pump on it. Right. If it's that, then you can keep playing the game. Otherwise, no-go and we'll put you in jail minimum 10 years. Ooh. Oh, wow.

Yeah. Okay. Or you just stay confined in your backyard and play? That game sucks. Backyard assassins, but nobody, that sucks. All right, what else? Okay. June Carter Cash's home is for sale, at least I guess, one where she lived, even before she married

Johnny Cash. It's $3.5 million, and people like Patsy Klein and Elvis Presley used to hang out here. So you know it's got some history. It was built in 1925, four bedrooms, three and a half baths, 3,000 square feet. And it's in a Nashville suburb of Madison, if anyone's interested. Boy, they must only be selling it at that price because of June Carter's his old house. Yeah, I mean, I'm looking at it. It's nice?

Yeah, it used to be the style, it looks like it's from obviously the 70s. It's like Red Brook, and I like Red Brook, but it's like old dated. red brick. And there is a sign out front that's one of those historic June Carter. I mean, that's kind of cool. First thing I do is take that down. I don't people come and look at it in my taking pictures. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, tourist attraction. Yeah, screw that. And then, and yes. And it's also in Madison. Yeah.

Which is not super close to Nashville. I've been to Madison a bunch. It is not like you can just hop down to Broadway. Tricia, you know what's house is up to? Oh, for sale, yeah. The one that she has owned and the one that she shot her show in for like four million or something. Yeah. Yeah. This junk car of cash houses.

It comes with land, too, 13 acres, so. Yeah, that's good. Any Elvis's hair or anything? I need something. It's got to be on there somewhere. Yeah. All right, is that it? Yep, I mean, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of storage. It's time for the good news.

With lunchbox. Stay home, it's not been good. Nora Gooden is a 14-year-old from Knoxville, Tennessee, and she has a rare genetic disorder, and she wanted to go to her first concert ever and her parents for her 14th birthday surprised her with tickets to go see Taylor Swoo! So she got to go to the show at Nissan Stadium in Nashville and the ushers blocked off a whole section for her, moved her seats because her seat was partially blocked

so she'd get a good view and no one would bother her and she got to enjoy the show. That's pretty cool. They did all that. Is she to meet Taylor or anything? Do you know? Because I saw this thing all over the news. I'm assuming, I don't know this. I'm assuming something happened. Man, I would assume because she actually had to have a breathing machine, so they had to have all sorts of stuff, but they didn't say anything about her meeting Taylor Swift. From what I know about that camp and that crew, I bet you something cool happened other than just all the other cool things

that were just happening. But that's super cool. Everybody's helping her out. Love it. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. A win is a win. A win is a win.

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