The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Early Bird) What Is Bobby Filming With Jimmie Allen? + Did Lunchbox Give A Speech At His Cousins Wedding? + Mailbag: Brother-In-Law Fight

Episode Date: November 1, 2022

Bobby shares that he is filming something with Jimmie Allen tonight that will also involve Kevin Hart! Find out what it is and why he's super excited for it. Plus, we hear from Lunchbox's cousin about whether she wants him to give a speech at her wedding or not. Mailbag: A listener gave us an update from a mailbag they sent in a few weeks ago about how his brother-in-law wanted to fight him, but he didn't want to... we finally find out what happened!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Subscription required for NFL Plus. Visit plus. returns. Welcome to Tuesday's show. Morning studio. Morning. Here we go. Up first, he's a dad of four. Some days he comes in and his eyes are just glossed completely. That's the being a dad, right, Eddie? Oh man, it's so exhausting sometimes. Thanks for acknowledging that. You're welcome, buddy. Here he is. Video produced ready. Guys, I'm in a bind here. I don't know what to do. I got to be careful my words because I don't want to give too much details to see. Maybe they're listening. But my kid started sport. And their coach is, he's not really engaging with the kids. We had a practice the other day.

He was a no show. So all the other dads, we just kind of looked at each other, like maybe we should just kind of take over this practice. Can you ask the question? Yep. It's not basketball because you are coaching your kids basketball. Correct. It's not basketball. Okay. So go ahead. And then game time comes and we're the whole team's there and we're waiting for the coach to show up and he didn't show up till like right when the game started. Okay. I mean, I don't know. what to do. Usually you show up 30 minutes before, you warm up before the game, you get plays. Dang it. I may have given up there. Well, there are a lot of plays for a lot of things. Yeah, I still don't know. Okay. Okay. So you prepare for the game. This coach is not at all involved.

And so me and the other dads are thinking, do we take over this team? Or are we going to insult the coach if we do that? What do we do in this situation? Do you like the coach? I don't know him. Dude, I barely see him. I've seen him, you know, two times and it was for 30 minutes. Here's what I think you do. I think you probably have backup plans for when he doesn't, but if he does, he's the coach. But then you just never play with him again. That's crazy. Like, I want this season to end, like, right now. Yeah, that's tough.

I mean, something that's, maybe this isn't his normal way of coaching. Maybe something's going on in life. Does he show up glossy-eyed? Oh. Sometimes he does show up glossy-eyed. Yeah. Different. He has two kids.

A different, yeah. The kids are on the team? You think maybe he went out? A different gloss. I'm just to ask it. I don't know. I have no idea. Yeah.

I would just be prepared if he doesn't, but let him. And then if he ever miss us completely, then he's not the coach anymore. I really don't want to be another coach for another team. I know. All right. That's a lot. There he is. Nice job, Eddie.

All right. Up next, here he is. A little lunchbox, everybody. Halloween has come and gone. But that doesn't mean Halloween has to end. And I'm talking to you kids out there. Today is the day you can get the most candy you've ever gotten your life. It's called clean up trick-or-treating.

Not every kid is fit for this. If you have the guts, you have to put a costume back on, and you go back out trick-or-treating today, and you knock on doors, and you say, hey, I'm here, clean up trick-or-treating. Any leftover you candy you have, I will take it off your hands. You will get a buttload of candy. I used to do this when I was a kid, and it worked like a charm. It doesn't sound safe, though. You don't want to expect you and you go to the door. Back in the day, like Miranda sings about, back when things, you know, weren't automatic.

You could go up to somebody's door and knock and they wouldn't freak out. No, you run around on a costume the day after Thanksgiving. Halloween. Oh, yeah, whatever. But I'm just telling you, clean up trick or treating is the best thing ever. And some kids will be scared and I won't do it. It's not for you. You don't want the candy.

The real kids, they'll go get it. Oh, the real ones, huh? Yeah. If you really are serious about your candy and serious about Halloween, clean up trick or treating is the way to go. I don't stand by this, but I'm curious. See if it works. It does.

People will call in and tell you it's amazing. All right, here she is. And she's going to tell us later on how Terrifier 2 was. The movie that made people vomit and pass out on the theater. She hates scary movies, but she watched one for us. Here she is. Amy, everybody. So my son has been playing football.

We're getting near the end of the season, but I am thankful for listeners that told me about these vests that you can wear when you have outdoor sports, but they're battery operated. So they're like a heated vest. or you charge them. There's several different types, but I'm like, man, forget getting this for the kids. I'm going to get myself one of these. Like, this is awesome.

I might even need to wear it in the studio. It's so cold in here. It is cold in here. It's so cold. It's a adult one. Yeah, yeah. I did see he scored a touchdown. He did.

Wow, that's awesome. Yeah, I give him to them. I know. He was probably the least likely to really handle the ball on the team and get an opportunity like that. But several games ago, the coaches, made at their priority of setting up these plays, you know, as long as they're already winning and stuff. Like, hey, let's get it. Did he legitimately score it? That's what I was about to ask. No, no, the other team? Yeah. No, no, no, they, no, they, no, they, no, they, mm-mm-mm-love it. No, no, the team just

work together to pass in the ball, and then he's the one that took it across the goal line. Love it. All right. Well, yeah, no, it was very special. He did that out of touchdown. He's loving his football life. Yeah. Okay, okay, and here I go. He thinks he can beat up kangaroos, and he has some pretty cool shoes. He's an honorary doctor, and I always want to listen for more. Bobby! Thank you very much. Gavin in Oklahoma, thank you for that intro there.

So tonight I'm going to tape something. I got a call from Jimmy Allen, the singer, who's a friend of mine, he goes, hey, you want to do a game show with me? I don't know what that meant. I was like, yeah, what's the deal? Where do we have to go? And he goes, well, we can do it here. We'll just go to his house and do it. Apparently Kevin Hart has a game show where it's on Peacock, and he plays with people when they're at

house. Have you guys heard of this? No. I haven't either. But it's called Celebrity Game Face. Mike, you heard about this show? So Kevin Hart has and Jimmy Allen and I are going to go tape it tonight. I don't even know what the game is. I don't know if it's trivia. You didn't ask him any of this stuff? No. If Jimmy calls and asked me to do something, I'll say yes because that's like my guy. Same. If I ask him do something, he'll always say yes too. But Celebrity Game Face, Celebrity Game Face on Peacock. So we're going to tape that this evening. That's cool. No idea when it airs. No idea anything about it. Don't even know how to play the game, but I'll be there. Is Kevin Hart going to be there?

No, it's virtual. He's somewhere, and we're talking to him. That's really cool, though. Yeah. We may be playing somebody else, too. I don't know. But I'm really competitive, so I'm already thinking about it. I just don't know to play.

I'm not to play. Time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's mail bag. Yeah. This is a follow-up. Remember the guy email said his brother-in-law wanted to box him? Oh, yeah.

He's like, what do I do? Here's the email. Hello, Bobby Bonds. I wanted to update you and ask for more advice. I emailed you about a very competitive brother-in-law who claimed he could take me in a boxing match. I told you he was adamant about it. He kept texting me and bringing it up. I tried to take your advice and not fight him, but since then the fight happened.

Wow. Long story short, even my wife got tired of him going on and on that she said, fine, take him up on it and shut him up. She had faith I'd win too. A friend of ours owns a gym. We met up a couple weeks ago. Just as expected, I won. He ran out of gas pretty quick, but most importantly, no one got hurt physically anyway. Now, he's been very short and upset with me.

I'm worried that with the holidays coming up, it's going to make it very awkward. How should I handle the situation? It was his idea, but do I need to be the bigger person here to restore the piece? Signed, Boxing Brian, want to know. Listen, I told you, Brian. We all figured you'd win, but it was what was going to have. happen afterward, which is exactly this. Here we are. That's why I said, don't do it. You can beat him up, of course. But then it's just going to be weird forever. If you do beat him up,

there was no win. If you lost, oh boy, that's terrible. Never going to live it down. If you won, this happens. So that's what? You can't go back. You can't fix the pass, right? Can't unring a bell. That's right. This bell's been wrong. Now what do you do? You have to go, hey, buddy, we got to move past this. You have to have that awkward conversation. I like to go, you can email them or text them or find ways that people want. really do it, but you have to actually have a conversation with him, be like, hey, we did that. We're moving on. It was fun. You gave me a good fight. Man, you got to compliment him some way to in the talk. Yeah, of course. You got to be like, man, you really gave it to me. I know I won that,

but that's a pretty even battle. Barely, just barely. But it is what it is. And let's move on because it's kind of awkward. Because, you know, the wives are kind of awkward. We want to really present like we're buddies, so it makes everybody else feel good. Family. And the discomfort you're feeling right now, that's your punishment for doing the fight. Bobby told you, don't do it. And I thought you go who of them. I did. I was like, but if you do, there's not a win. If you win, you don't win. If you lose, you don't win.

So you did it. Okay, again, there's a bell. Ding, damn. Can't unring it. You have to have a talk with him and set it up in the way of hey, look, man, it's been a little awkward the rest of the family about us. I know it ain't that awkward between us, but we really got to present a unified front here, so the rest of the family's not weird about this. So

you gave me a great fight. I'm still a little You got to really gas him up a little bit. Ooh, could he say, hey, you want to fight again? No. And then he, like, he throws the fight and then they're even. None of that. Just say what I said. Say what I said and move on.

But there has to be a conversation now, or it's just going to be forever awkward like this. And you got to, again, you got to give him a little bit of fake gas and make him feel like not, because he's just embarrassed. He's just embarrassed. He's just embarrassed. He's just embarrassed. I get it. People call me all the time. And they're all embarrassed.

Really? Oh, yeah. One after the other. Okay. All day. And troll of dead bodies. You know what I'm saying? All right.

That's it. That's the mailbag. Thank you for emailing us. Good luck with that. Close it up. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's time to close Bobby's mail bag. Yeah.

Let's go over and talk to Lori who lives in New Hampshire. Lori, we appreciate you calling the show. What's going on? Morning studio. Morning. So I'm taking a new job from. from down in Key West Florida. I live in New Hampshire right now.

I've been doing my current job for like 25 years. And I'm now in management. I'm also about to be 49, so I'm a little nervous about going into a new job, a new state. I don't know anybody. Do you have any advice? Yeah, go do it. You should be nervous.

Here's the thing you get nervous about in life, things that matter. Just period. If it matters to you, good or bad, you get nervous. You get nervous because you've got a doctor's visit. You get nervous because you're about to have to speak at a graduation. You get nervous because you have a job interview. It's rare that you get to be nervous about something that can potentially be a great opportunity. And don't let the age thing slow you at all.

49? Heck, that's the new 30. For sure. So I want to shut down any thought of 49 being any reason whatsoever you make a decision here. If you feel like you want to do it, if you feel like it's going to fulfill you, you do it. it. You should look at the nervousness as this is how I know it matters. Because if it didn't matter, you wouldn't be nervous at all. And why do something that's a crazy change up in your life if it doesn't matter? So are you feeling like you want to do this? I do want to do this. Yes. I didn't actually

choose to do this. My husband took a position down there. So I'm, I mean, I'm being a good life. And I'm going to make the best of it. I think we're going to have a great time down there. I just, I know my job, like the back of my hand right now, and I don't know anything about Florida law. Florida law? You're going to commit some crimes? What's happening here? Well, don't steal the conscience. Yeah, you can't just grab an alligator off the street.

That's true. And take that home. She works in legal stuff. Oh, I thought she wanted Florida laws. You can't go over with the speed limit. That's what I said that. Yeah. That's true.

And also, because you didn't mention your husband until just a second ago. It also sounds like you're being a supportive wife at the same time. And that sounds like it's important to you. And you know what? There's a lot to be said for that because you're also satisfied. So let me acknowledge the sacrifice that you're making. I've seen it from my wife who had to leave significance to come here. And so I think he really appreciates you for what you're doing. And, you know, don't let age be a thing. It sounds like you're going. So go and crush it. I mean,

you can do it. You know, you can do it. The new advice is you're nervous because it could end up being really cool. And so I hope you go into it with a positive attitude and, you know, you really give it all you got. Wonderful. Thanks, Bobby. Yeah, go get it. I mean, really. Go get it. Key West, baby. Let's go. Yeah, I mean. No winter. It'd be amazing.

Because I'm going to say this, Laura, I bet you New Hampshire is just lovely in the spring and in the summer and probably the early part of fall. But I'm going to guess here, it sucks in the winter. It really does. Yeah. You are absolutely right. So, and again, as long as you don't put an alligator in your pocket, don't break any Florida laws, you're good to go. Any lunchbox? Make sure you look out for the real world Key West House.

That's where Johnny Banana has got his start. Okay. There you go. She's good to go now. We just get for the final piece. Definitely not going to do that. All right. Thank you, Lori. Thank you for calling us. You got this. Remember, everybody, if you get nervous about something and it could be something that's possibly good, it's so rare in life that you get to be nervous about something awesome. So embrace it. Understand you're nervous. Your nerves aren't going to go away. They're there with you. They're your partner that are riding with you. So go ride. As long as you don't try to fight them, you're already one step ahead. That's it. Thank you so much. Oh, she's still there. I love it. She's on. Do the whole show? I'm here.

Oh, there she is. She's still here. All right, bye, Lori. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. You guys know about those pay-it-forward chains and drive-through restaurants? Yeah, you order and then you say, hey, I'm going to pay for the person behind me.

So whatever they ordered, I'll pay for that. Well, there's a restaurant, a McDonald's in Wisconsin, and they had 23 people do it. And it's the store record, so they were all excited about it. But here's my point. this whole thing. Are you going to be a downer? Well, look, 23 people, that's not that much. But to the 24th person who stopped that chain, shame on you. No, it's not shame on you. See, we're going to get to the whole debate here. Yeah. No shame. I think you shouldn't let it go more than one. I think if someone goes, I want to pay for that person behind me, you go, great, boom.

The next person comes up, you go, they bought yours. The end. There's the act of kindness, because the act of kindness is this one person to the end. Everybody else is just accepting and giving. You lose a couple bucks. You get a couple bucks. I think the rule should be. If somebody wants to pay, they pay for the person behind him. That's the end. Somebody else wants to do it great. But like, yeah, they wouldn't be doing it unless someone just did it for that. Yeah, and how would you feel if you ordered one chicken sandwich and the person behind you ordered six combo meals?

It's like, I don't want to pay for six combo meals. Amen. I get that. But if you can, like, do it. I agree. You shouldn't break the chain if it's 23 deep. 23 deep. You know you got something going.

And you know that drive-through employees saying, hey, 23 people have done this. Keep it going. No, I don't want to do it. I'm done. Well, I've been asked before, too. I picture it's a person like you. That's true. Me too.

I do picture that. I mean, because imagine you pull up and Eddie, you're behind, you're in front of Eddie, who has a family of four boys. So that's six meals you got to pay for, and you were just buying a Coke. But do you imagine how I would feel if Bobby paid for my meal? Wow. And my kids? It's a one-to-one thing.

I know the chain is fun, and I like that because it's everybody going, oh, it makes you feel good. So I don't hate the line. Because everybody's like, oh, this is fun. Let's keep it going. That's so cool. But 23 doesn't mean that 23 people were able to get a free meal. It means that one person, whoever ended it, got the free. And whoever started it started it.

Exactly. So we should just do one to one. One to one, shut it down. If you get a bunch of those all day, that's amazing. That's true. And then we don't have to have somebody trying to figure out, okay, I got to move this one now. A poor person working the desk. Oh, man, that would be really confusing.

Well, look, the store record is 23 cars, right? So if you're in Union Grove, Wisconsin, go back to that McDonald's. Let's go 25 today. Okay, I like the sentiment Yeah I like the story I like the people are trying to help

and help other people Let's do it one at a time Okay Yeah Let's do it I like it Good story That is what it's all about

That was tell me something good Lunchbox She went to your cousin's wedding Over the weekend Yes it was back in Austin She got married It was out by the lake It was nice wedding

Were you guys close as cousins Or I mean close as in She's like four years Five years younger than me. So yeah, we're close. We lived right down the street from each other. So I would say semi-close. You ever text? Uh, once every six months.

I'm closer to her brother. Okay. You ever talk on the phone? Oh, no. No, no. I don't think I've talked to her on the phone in 20 years. You ever message her on Facebook? Because you do that all morning long. No, she's not really on Facebook. Okay. Not really on Facebook. She's not much of a Facebooker. So you're not super close to her. Yeah, I guess when you say, well, how you lay out?

Now that you laid it out, not that close. So you went to her wedding and this is the wedding. You said, hey, should I deliver a speech? Yes, because leading up to it, I'm like, man, I'm a celebrity. I'm going to be there. I know that her friends probably know that I'm on the radio. By the way, if you're new to the show, we don't think he's a celebrity. If this is the first time you're turning this show on, we don't all feel like we're

celebrities and we laugh at him when he says that, but just want to say that. But go ahead. And I feel like when celebrities go to weddings, they are kind of pressured into giving a speech. Everyone is sitting around going, hey, when is that celebrity going to give up a speech? And I'm like, man, everybody's going to look at me all night. When am I going to give a speech? So did you want it to be something funny, something poignant?

Oh, something funny, something fun. About you or her? Her and our relationship, just lighthearted about the family. We don't talk to 20 years. A little lighthearted, you know, just kind of get everybody laughing. Because sometimes the speech is from the bride or the, what are they called, maid of honor and grooms man. Yes.

They are kind of serious and they try to be funny. and they're not funny because they're not really professionals. Right. You're a professional. Okay, so did you have anything planned? I had a little bit in my head, and then I was just going to kind of roll with it. That's always dangerous.

Okay, so what clip do I have here? This is the wedding. Okay, here we go. This is a clip from, I guess, the bride, so it's not lunchbox. Oh, it's not a clip from... Ray, you're supposed to just hit it, and that's the whole anticipation,

because then they react when they hear it's not me. Goodness. Wait, what? Just hit the clip. So, Ray, this is the bride. Correct. We are so, so happy that you're coming to the wedding tonight. We know you're super busy, and it really means a lot that you're coming.

I've heard some rumblings that you wanted to give a speech tonight or that you think you need to give a speech because you're kind of a big deal celebrity. And I just wanted to say that while, again, so glad that you'll be there to celebrate us today, I'd really rather leave the speeches to the maid of honor and the best man. So there's no need for you to get up and give a speech because today is not about you. You can just sit back and enjoy the celebration. That was on Saturday afternoon I got there for my cousin. Oh, she sent you that.

Yeah, sent me that. And I was like, oh, okay. That was her saying, please don't. I feel like she even had to like plan it out and write it down. And she's like reading it so that she just doesn't fumble or make him feel bad. She was just very to the point.

I'm surprised at the end. She didn't go, you know what? You don't have to come. Don't worry about it. We had talked to 20 years. Yeah, right. So you didn't give a speech? I didn't get to give a speech, man.

Like, how depressing is it? What were you going to say? I was just going to talk about Sue Heck getting married, you know, like... Who's Sue Heck? Sue Heck from the middle. Okay. It's a TV show and she was like, always the nerdy girl rules. That's what you were going to lead with?

Yeah, because we always called my cousin Sue Heck. Okay. And so I was just going to talk about her and how Sue Heck is... Hold on. Here he is. And now to give a speech. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know everybody here wanted to hear from the celebrity that's here.

Oh, you guys sit down. No standing ovation yet. Let him finish. Here he is. Lunchbox. Hey, take the microphone. Hey, Jessica Corey. we are so happy for you.

And some people call you, Jessica, us the family. We call you Sue Heck. It's amazing to see you blossom from this nerdy girl in school that didn't have any boys chasing after her to this guy, Corey, that saw you with one swipe on Bumble. And you guys fell in love hiking across America. And we're just glad that someone took Sue Heck off our hands because we were worried that she was going to be lonely

her whole life. But nope, she found you, Corey. So congratulations. Cheers to many years. let's drink. When were you going to put in the funny parts later? What do you mean? There's nothing funny there.

Yeah, you had to set up Sue Heck or 90% of the people wouldn't have known who it was. We have no idea who's. And I had an inside story about when I was over at their house one time, me and her brother and her were going to the park. And I was older. I was supposed to be babysitting, quote unquote. And I had him in the wagon. And we were going down a hill and I should have let him get out at the top of the hill.

And I didn't. And I lost control of the wagon. They crashed in the middle of the road. I was going to talk about that. I mean, there was going to be some inside stories, but I figured everybody on the radio don't want to hear about my inside stories. Nor do people at the wedding.

Good point, Amy. Well, wedding was nice. Wedding was nice. It was fun. It was outdoors. Was it awkward when you saw her? She loki told you shut up? A little bit.

A little bit I was like, dang, man. She doesn't appreciate the celebrity being here. But I did have a couple people come up to me and want to take pictures. Well, congratulations to the hex. Yeah, the hex. Sue Heck. They did it. Sue Heck.

What? Is that Malcolm in the middle? No, no. The middle. The middle. I don't know what that is. I don't know this. Yeah.

Ray Romano's wife's on there. Yeah. No, nothing. Okay. Anyway. A voicemail from Caleb in St. Louis. Bobby's pretty confident that you're going to win the lottery. So I'm wondering what you all would do with your lottery winning.

I am not confident we're going to win the lottery. That's lunchbox. But I am confident something's going to happen from this pool that we're in. I don't know if we're going to win. I don't know if we're, I don't know. We're going to get a ticket that wins and we're going to lose it. But something is going to happen with this new. lottery pool. Significant. I'm not saying we're going to be

billion or billion, but something's going to happen. I can't put my finger on it. I feel like billion. Sounds good. Yeah. That's a good ring to it. I don't think that's it, though. I think somebody's going to die. What? I'm just kidding. That's the feeling? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I was kidding about that one.

If I won the winnings, though, I don't know. I'd put more fence up in the yard so so Eller could run freer. That's good. We've been thinking about getting an electric fence. Because we've got a big yard, but she loves to escape. And so, you put one of those, and now the phone can actually, you put them in the yard and the phone

can actually spread the fence. Oh. Like with your finger, I had no idea. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, I'm not. You're talking about one of those invisible electric fences? Yeah. That's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, not a one where you actually, maybe I should have said that. Not an actual one, you touch it. Yes, the invisible electric fence type thing. Yeah, I mean, then, yeah, she could run more. Then she could run everywhere. And then for sure it would become a game for us, right? Like, go to the house and like,

all right, you lose the wheel. Somewhere. That's true. Today is November 1st. Now, why that's important, a couple of reasons. Getting closer to the end of the year. Dang, has it flown by? Oh, yeah.

Two, Amy said on November 1st, you may update us on that package that was sent to her residence. Yes. So here's what I'm going to say, Amy. Okay. If you can, because I just kind of reminded you live, we'd like the update. I know the update, but could you tell us tomorrow is the question? The thing is, yes, since I forgot about this, I need to constern. like a few other people

because, you know, they could get affected by me saying, too. The quick version of this is that Amy was sent something, that something was real bad, so bad, that she came on there, we were just going to blab it out. We were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't do it.

It was a mistake. I shouldn't have ever had this box. So, is there a chance tomorrow you tell us? There is a chance. Okay, what do you put the chance at? I have 70%. Okay, tomorrow. We're going to find out what's in the box.

Tomorrow, tomorrow. What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box? Tomorrow. Okay. Yeah, I just got to. I think you're fine.

I think you're fine at this point. You think it's, see, that's how I feel it's been long enough. But then I'm like, you know how sometimes people alter the names in a story to protect the innocent? Was that cops? Yeah.

Could we alter the content in a way? No, because this is, that's what it is. And you guys know, but me and lunchbox have no clue. Yeah, we have no idea. So, like, if you alter the content, wouldn't that not tell us what's in the box? You can make it. 70% chance tomorrow you tell us. I'm going to let you know that if you, if you like tease us again and don't give it to us,

the listeners are going to go crazy. Well, it's not my day. Okay, they want to put me at risk? No. I think it'll be fine. Okay, at this point. Mike, do you think she'll be fine tomorrow? Yeah.

I think so too at this point. Mike knows too? Yeah, Mike knows everything. Oh my God. Mike's like the great wizard of Oz. So do it for us, guys. Do it for us, guys. Okay, Amy tomorrow?

Yes, tomorrow. I'll let you know what I can say. Most states will turn the clocks back an hour next Sunday. Daylight savings time. Boop, boop, boop, it's back. November 6th. This weekend. Normally it's Halloween.

I'm surprised it's later. I hate daylight savings. I hate that it gets darker earlier. I just want to go out and play in the street longer. And I don't want to have to go back in before the street. You know? Because you're 12. Yes. New York Post has a story, but that's the deal.

Sleep Disorder Specialist at the Mayo Clinic. Say turning the clocks back and forth twice. the year causes disruptions in the brain's circadian rhythms. Well, duh. Yeah. I'm just going to protest and not change my clock and live by that clock. Then you'll be late or early. Which one will you be?

It doesn't matter, but I will be consistent. November 6th, that's this Sunday. It's flipping back. Did you guys see the coal miner story from University of Kentucky? No. It's a great story. And listen, I am not a Kentucky basketball fan because I'm a big Arkansas fan. So they're a rival-ish.

But it was just a lovely story. John Calipari was, he's a head coach, he was at a president. conference and he was talking about the picture he tweeted it. It was of a coal miner sitting in the stands with a son and the coal miner was like he just came out of the mine. Full beard is red because he got all the all the dust in him. His face still has some dirt on it, couldn't get it all off. And Calipari tweeted it and said, hey, this guy came straight from the mine late, grabbed his son because he wanted to get to the game. And it was so important for him to bring his son to that game that he wasn't able to get all the way straight, like clean. And so, but when

he tweeted it, restaurant. were calling going, hey, let us feed him dinner. Everybody was reaching out. He got VIP tickets. He didn't ask for any of this. Wow. But he's just a really hardworking guy. His name's Michael McGuire.

And everybody, a car place in town was like, let us give him a car that he can drive. Everybody was just like stepping up. That's really cool. Yeah, it was very much to tell me something good. And it was pretty cool how it went viral because people just like respected that he wanted to be there with a sign so much that he didn't even go. you know, get all cleaned up like we would. Now, Bones, I don't want to ruin the story, but is there any chance that it's not real? Because one time you told everyone that I was a coal miner and you lied to everyone.

Yeah, but this is real. Okay. Eddie and I were an award show once, and everyone's wondering why Eddie was with me. It's like my date. And it was when the Chilean miners were stuck. And they had just gotten out of the, and I told them that Eddie was a Chilean miner. And so Eddie the whole night had to talk no English. Amy, he like pointed me out, I had to stand up and like wave to everyone.

Like, hi, yes, I'm a Chilean coal miner. He's one of the Chilean miners that were freed from the mine. as I was like giving a speech. Oh, wow. And Eddie waved. And everybody, they go up to me like, hey, man, it was really an Eddie. Yeah. They say, what was it like down there?

I'd be like, cold. Stop. Very cold. Oh, my gosh. But this guy's probably a real minor. He's real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I got a couple questions.

Go ahead. I don't know the answer probably. I would compare him to, he looks like Post Malone a little bit. If lunchbox is going to hate on this in any way, shape or form. Yeah, there's nothing fake about it. So, go ahead. No, no, I'm not saying fake. But why do we just assume he needs to.

a car. Why are we getting him? They didn't say needed it. They were just like, hey, let's reward him. He made it a priority to get here with his son. He gave up some stuff to get here sacrifice. Sacrifice. So let's sacrifice for him. That's it. It is really cool. It's just people doing nice stuff for people. Okay. He does not beg him for anything. I just wondered why we're giving him a free car. Why not? We're... Yeah, what did you get a mouse to pocket, buddy? What? You get him a free car? Like, I mean, I'm just saying, I've gotten off work and gone to a basketball game. My kid. Okay. A woman keeps leeches as pets and then lets them suck her blood. Ew. What? An Oregon

woman revealed she keeps leeches in her house and lets them suck her blood. Quote, I've had people tell me I'm disgusting and need to be checked into a mental health facility. Summer Sealy 26 says, the security guard has kept the blood-sucking worms for several years and owns five in total, with her oldest being Betty, a four-year-old leech measuring five inches in length. Oof. That's a big leech. It looks painful. However, leech saliva possesses an anesthetic that numbs the feeling, as well as a chemical to

keep the blood flowing. Quote, you bleed afterwards. You can go for about 10 hours. That's, again, New York Post. This is like Game of Thrones stuff. When they'd get sick, they'd say, should put the leeches on them? To fix them?

To suck out the bad blood. I mean, this was a thing way back in the day before we knew what medicine was. They still used leeches. They did on Grey's Anatomy recently. So they must in hospital. Like, if they need to. Two TV show guys.

I know, mine's fake. I'm not sure that she, I think she, I think she's watching documentary. No. I'm just saying I feel like they base Gregs on real-life events. Tomorrow we find out what was in the package. Yes.

70% chance, right, Amy? Yeah, you know, I'm thinking back in the day I should have done a what's in the box video. No, not with that. A voicemail from Ann in Delaware. You all make fun of Amy all the time for being scammed, yet you've skated right over the fact that you all were scammed out of hundreds of dollars by lunchboxes. The man never produced a ticket, never shared the numbers. Own up to the scam, my friends. Scam alert.

Scam alert. Lunchbox got us. Got us good. We never saw a single ticket. We never had winners like we do at Scoobo Steve. Right. So, scam alert. Here's what we're warning you of.

Don't let lunchbox run your lottery pool. There was no scam. I always bought the tickets. I mean, guys, I brought the audio. You heard me buying this. the tickets. Like what, I mean, I don't understand. We heard you. Okay. Cool. If we heard you buying things we should want to see.

Okay. All good. We got a new leader. He's not our leader. Scoop his lucky balls is what we play now on the week. No, he's a fill-in. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Robots may soon be able to help us do laundry and the dishes. Now, the reason why it's important to know that those are

different is clothes feel different than a glass. No. And, right. Guys, pause the show. Breaking news. Okay. But up until this point, robots didn't have a sense of touch, really, so they wouldn't be able to differentiate how they should grab something or, you know, what position they need to be and to do, whatever.

So laundry, dishes, all kinds of chores around your house, this is the future. And it is becoming possible. What chore would you have a robot do? Rub my feet. Oh. No chores? Now that they have a touch, now that they have touch, no one can rub my feet just right. Oh, well, maybe you could trade.

a robot too. Even if I go and I'm getting a massage, like if I've hurt myself and like my shoulder, work on that, anything else before we end, give me a little foot. And they give me a little foot and it's like either too hard or like, oh, come on. And you can really only correct them once. Be like, go a little

harder. And then sometimes I don't go hard enough or they go way too hard and you don't, you just go, you just accept it. You just lay back and accept it. Yeah. So I would go feet feet rubs. I was thinking household chores. Like folding laundry? Yeah. Oh, dude, robot, please take this away from me.

I'll be honest, I don't do that. So, what do you? I don't know what else? Speaking of robots, I always thought that that woman voice on TikTok was a robot. Oh, I saw her post this weekend. Yes, there's a Canadian radio host, Kat Callahan, and she says that she is the female text-to-talk speech voice. And here's a quick sample of it. Yes, I'm the TikTok Text-to-Speech girl.

My name is Kat. I work with TikTok on TTS and other projects. I love working with TikToks. Sometimes you guys make me say some pretty horrendous things. Pretty crazy. And TikTok hasn't replied if she's telling the truth or not, but why would she lie about it? Why would she lie to get news, clicks?

I'd lie about it. Eddie claimed to be Pedro and Napoleon Dynamite just for a bunch of clicks. Yes. I build her a cake or something. See? Just like that. Yeah, I guess she is in radio. She does have a podcast and she's a voiceover actress,

So it does give her attention. Darius Rucker. You should do that. You should make one and see if it goes viral. I'm the voice of Pedro? No, no, you're Pedro, like grown up. Okay. You know, I get the question a lot.

You know, am I Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite? Yes, I am. And just see if it picks up. I think it's a great idea. Sorry, Amy, go ahead. No, it's okay. Well, Darius Rucker is renovating a historic house. It's for his show, Rucker's Renno.

And he says that it is haunted and he's experienced it himself. Oh, I slept in there a couple nights, and you could feel it. You could feel it. You know it. But of course it is. I mean, it was built in the 1700s. The first night I was laying there and I turned the TV off and the TV goes into the ceiling, you know. And I turned the TV off and I was there for three minutes and I could feel it.

It's an old house and it starts creaking and everything. And got up and put my shoes on and ran back outside. Yeah, he ran out. He couldn't stay in there. He sure it wasn't. Drinky, drinky, drinky. Or smoky, smoky. I did Amy.

I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Harold Abraham is the principal at Norwood Elementary School in New Jersey. And he wanted to create something so kids would be kind to each other.

So he came up with Caught Being Kind program. And it promotes reading and being kind. They have a little vending machine with books in it. And if you get caught doing something kind to your classmates, around the school. They give you a token. You go to the machine, put it in, and you get to select a book for free. So let's say little Jimmy's walking down the hall

with a kick me sign on his back. And Sandra... I mean, this is a straight story from 1968. Little Jimmy with a kick me sign. Go ahead. Sandra's nice enough to, hey, take that kick me sign off. That's being kind. She gets a token, goes to the thing. Boop. Gets a free book. I like it. Yeah. It'd be cool, too. If they were like,

oh, I caught you. You're in trouble. And they're like, just kidding. You were being kind. Oh, I don't know. I don't like it would cost people over to give them a prize. Yeah, nice team. Good backfire. And what's crazy is the district heard about this, and now they're thinking about implementing it in all their schools. That's pretty cool.

You just reward people, and you make it, you're very deliberate about it. We're looking for people doing kind things. That makes people do kind things. Even if it's for a prize, who cares? They're still doing nice things for other people. Yeah. And if you want a free book, you set it up. You say, hey, I'm going to put a cook-me-son on Jimmy.

Little Jimmy, not big Jimmy. Not big Jimmy. Little Jimmy. And Sandra is going to go over and take it off. Sandra, you'll get a book. Cool. But you got to go into a time machine and get both of them from, again, the 60s and bring them here. All right, that's Tell Me Something Good.

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