The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Early Bird) What Tradition Is Eddie Done With? + Lunchbox & Morgan Are In An Argument + Mailbag: Dog Ate Autographed Ball

Episode Date: April 11, 2023

What tradition is Eddie done doing and why? Plus, Lunchbox and Morgan are in an argument over something and the show picks sides. Find out what happens! Mailbag; Listener's dog isn't allowed in her hu...sband's man cave. While he was gone, the dog accidentally got in and ate one of his prized signed baseballs. Should our listener tell her husband or buy a new signed baseball and replace it without saying anything? We share our advice!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:52 Let's go! Welcome to Tuesday show. Morning, studio. Morning. Let's go around the room. He's officially done with the 25 whistles and the Soar Losers podcast. So now when it's time to leave work, he won't always be the last.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Yeah, I'll be the first. I doubt it. For sure. Here he is. Producer Eddie, everybody. Guys, I think I'm done with this Mexican tradition. I've been doing my entire life, and it's hitting a pinata. So, like, come Easter, birthday parties, ever since I was a little kid.
Starting point is 00:02:23 I was going to ask that. I've hit pinatas, but when do you traditionally hit them? All celebration? Any celebration. Got it. Any celebration where you can find an excuse to buy a piñata and hit it, you do it. And you fill it up with candy and all the kids, you either blindfold them or whatever,
Starting point is 00:02:41 they get a broomstick and they hit the crap out of the piñata until the candy falls out. And I'm like, I love this. And then like over the weekend, Easter comes. I buy a piniazza. It's a cute little bunny. Fill it up with candies. And then I watch my kids just beat the crap out of an arm falls off, a leg falls off. The bunny's headless.
Starting point is 00:02:59 And they're just loving, like, killing this bunny. And I'm like, is this really a good tradition? I may stop doing it because the feeling I had while it was happening I'm like this is not good What if it wasn't a bunny? What if it was like a piñata of I don't know Saddam Hussein?
Starting point is 00:03:13 Ooh, now I'm on my board Change it up if it was something you hated Or like a Philadelphia Eagle Since you're a Dallas Cowboy fan Or the Super Bowl trophy since you're a Cowboys fan Yes Well he wants that though But they don't ever give it
Starting point is 00:03:25 He just takes that and puts it on the show So I would just say I don't think you should kill The tradition I think you should put things up there you don't mind killing. Okay. Because pinatas are fun.
Starting point is 00:03:35 I think at my birthday party a couple years ago. There was a pinata that was made for me. Didn't you kill it? I missed. They kept pulling it up. Yeah, that's the best part. It's irritates the crap out of me. Don't kill it yet.
Starting point is 00:03:47 I'd say find pinatas that you hate. Okay. Or make your own. Find some bad people and make a pinata. Make a lunchbox head. Ooh, good idea. Rune. All right, moving on.
Starting point is 00:03:56 He made us guest a celebrity he saw in the wild, which is okay, until we found out it was the guy sitting next to him every single day. That was a celebrity. Mike D. Oh, yeah, yeah. Here he is. Lunchbox, everybody. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:04:07 So last week I came to you and said that the Ultima, the 05 Ultima, baby in a movie. Someone hit me on Instagram. They'll be filming a movie in their neighborhood. They were looking for 2,000 vehicles, year 2000, that area, to park on the street for a scene. So I texted the director. I said, hey, man, I got an 05 Ultima. Would you like it in the movie? And he was like, that would be great.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Send us some pictures of the Ultima. Send him a picture. And I waited. And I waited. 32 hours later Got a text back said Oh we got all the cars we need thanks Do you think
Starting point is 00:04:39 It's because your car is so beat up I just think I waited too long maybe No I think you're right bones They need a car that looks new In the 2000s Not old in the 2000 Yes that's what I think too I saw a picture of it
Starting point is 00:04:53 It's all rusty When are you going to get a new car Let me see Not anytime soon I mean it's still running Yeah no I get it Got gas in it. If it's running and it's still
Starting point is 00:05:04 feel safe to drive with the kids in it, does it? Sometimes. Yeah, see. Like sometimes I started it up and I feel like it shakes a little bit, but... I can respect it. But there comes a time when it's time to kind of just move on. Yeah, my kids do always say, your car's really dirty.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Well, that's not moving on. That's just you being disgusting. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. But the car does struggle, right? Sometimes. How many miles it have on it? 214,320, something like that.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Wow. And so do you ever drive your kids more than 15 minutes in it? Yeah. Like on the highway? Well, yeah, on the highway. And do you feel completely safe about that? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Well, then there you go. As long as you feel safe with them in the way. I wonder how my wife feels. I don't know if she feels safe with the kids in the car and she just doesn't say anything. I don't feel safe when you drive away in it. And I'm not even in it. I'm just like, oh, I didn't get in well for him. I'm going to go ask my wife if she feels comfortable with me taking the kids in it.
Starting point is 00:05:59 Because she always like, oh, you can take my truck. car. That's probably why. I'm asking. All right, moving on. She does the morning corny in the pile and she always tries to make a smile. Here she is, Amy, everybody. So I was driving in my car with my son, I was taking him to jujitsu, and all the sudden, out of nowhere, a warning
Starting point is 00:06:14 light comes on, and it's red. I get warning lights, you know, I've got them before, but they're yellow, so I feel like those you can just ignore. But when it's red, you have to pay attention. And yellow means keep going, but with caution. Red means you better stop. Yeah, and it says on the screen, like,
Starting point is 00:06:31 don't drive over 30 miles per hour. And I'm like, really? I mean... What's the light look like to say? It's not a tire light? It was like the little warning triangle thing, red, and then it was telling me, don't drive over 30. That's what it was telling.
Starting point is 00:06:44 I've never seen that way either. Never in my life. I didn't even know my car had whatever was happening. And I thought, well, I mean, surely I can go a little bit over 30. If I hit... Surely. I mean, if it says, you don't go over 30, surely. Well, I wasn't trying to go 50 or anything,
Starting point is 00:06:57 but I thought, well, if I go 31, we'll see what happens, and it starts beeping at me. My son starts freaking out because he's like, Mom! So then I try to stay at like 25, and I'm taking him and I drop him off at Jiu-Jitsu, and then I immediately just go to the dealership, driving 25, and it's not that far, so that's good. And I roll up, I don't have an appointment or anything.
Starting point is 00:07:19 I just go in and explain the situation. They still don't know what it is. I have a loner. I have no idea what's going on in the car. It was like smoke coming out from under the hood or anything, right? No, but, I mean, I'm waiting to get the call. see what's how. I hope that it's just like a programming thing. When you're going to get a new car, Amy? I mean, that is not safe. I mean, you want to borrow
Starting point is 00:07:36 the O5 Ultima? Come on. That could be a computer issue. I am hoping that's what it is because I don't want it to be. I don't know. This seems like it could be a big deal. I've never heard of don't drive over 30. Well, speed. Don't go under 40 or whatever. The bus will explode. Yeah. Oh, what? The movie. The movie. Or if you go, maybe it's 60. You go under 60 that everything explodes. But other than that, I haven't heard your version of it, called Slow. Yeah. And it was just. Beep, beep, beep, beep. And so they're trying to figure it out.
Starting point is 00:08:03 But shout out, thankfully, the people that were working there were listeners because they helped me out and got me a loner. Oh, you flex that muscle? I didn't. I didn't. I didn't say anything. They said, do we listen to the show? Is she going full lunchbox on us? No.
Starting point is 00:08:16 No. I was saying they were very kind. Hey, I get it, Amy. Whoa, I did not say a thing. Do you support that? I support it. Listen, Amy, when you got to get stuff done, drop the name, say, hey, throw your arms up, make a scene. Let him know who you are.
Starting point is 00:08:31 I didn't. Wear a name tag. Good for you, Amy. Good for you for flexing the show. I did. All right, Ray, go ahead. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He drives slow like an 80-year-old in all other areas of his life.
Starting point is 00:08:41 He's pretty bold. Bobby Bones. Thank you. I want to tell you guys that I'm on this, and I mentioned it, but I'm on this anti-parasite cleanse now. And so I take a dropper of whatever. And then I take two pills three times a day, 15 days. And I'm trying to cleanse myself of these parasites that I have.
Starting point is 00:09:00 have declared I have inside of me. I think that could have been the issue with what, but I'm just going to say this. Make sure day one and day two that you do this if you decide to do as I'm doing. You're not at work. Why? Oh no.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Oh, you get it, Eddie? Do you open the pipes up? Boy, howdy. The damn broke over? It's just like, it's been hard. It's been hard, you know? It's been hard. So have you passed any?
Starting point is 00:09:23 I don't know. My wife's asked the same thing. Do you pass anything? I'm like, how am I'm supposed to know. Do you check the toilet? No. No, no. No, no.
Starting point is 00:09:29 No, I can't run from it fast enough. I'm out of there. Oh, I hit it and just go. I'm just going to let it be. As a wise man once said, Let it be, let it be. Four of them actually. And hopefully it's just going to have happened.
Starting point is 00:09:42 But I'm doing it right now, but I don't know how you're supposed to know. Well, if you're not. It's too early in the morning for that crap, literally. And I'm not. I'm not. I'm just taking it. I don't even know that I have one,
Starting point is 00:09:53 but it also says you can do it. This is 80% of humans have parasites in them. That's crazy, man. Which is crazy. That's right. So I'm in the middle of that, but I'm feeling pretty good today. Are you taking Parasmart?
Starting point is 00:10:02 Yeah. Okay. What the Parasmart? I've dealt with parasites before. Like a long time ago. That's good. No, you didn't get it for me. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:10:12 Yeah. Oh, look at this. No, don't worry. Somehow I got it from lunchbox. I don't know how. Here we go. Here we go. All right, let's go.
Starting point is 00:10:21 We're here today. We're starting the show. We're glad you're here. It's at this time every morning. We hear from you. We answer questions because you send them. to our mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air.
Starting point is 00:10:34 It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. My husband is currently out of town on two-week work trip. I've been enjoying having the house to myself for just me and the dog. Until last night, when our dog wandered into his man cave, he has one rule our dog is never allowed in the man cave. Well, our dog helped himself to a baseball autographed by Nolan Ryan. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:10:57 His dad got a sign for him when he worked for the time. Texas Rangers in the early 90s, so he's had it forever. I can get one on eBay for under 100 bucks, except it's not personalized. The options are, should I own up to it? Just tell him the dog chewed it up, or should I buy an old baseball with
Starting point is 00:11:13 Nolan Ryan's autograph and forge the personalization myself. Oh, no. I have a little time before he gets back. Signed, wife who dropped the ball. Now, you want to know what you should do, what I would do.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Because I'll be honest They ain't the same thing, I don't think Okay The ink has to be the same color too though Like you have to remember And maybe you can still see it I'm what the dog ate But he's gonna be upset
Starting point is 00:11:43 I'd probably get that ball If it's the same ink Like same size And just write the name on it And you would forge the autograph I don't need to forge the autograph I would forge Yes what he wrote to the name
Starting point is 00:11:55 Like too bingey That's crazy Too bingey Whatever it was If I can see it I can do it it. He's never going to know. Oh, both, folks, when you get something autographed. But you don't. I have tons of stuff autograph. Never go look at it
Starting point is 00:12:07 again. No, no, but he's had this since he was a kid. And he probably looked at this thing thousands of times, like, how cool is this ball? I'm telling you, I bet he never walks up and just like it examines it. I bet it's cool and he has it there, but I never... You shouldn't do what I'm saying. I said, I said, you want to know what I would do, what I would say.
Starting point is 00:12:23 What you should do is own up to it immediately and just take your lump-ins and that's the end. Maybe you could put the chewed up ball in a little case and you know it's another season of our life but yeah he's probably going to be upset or
Starting point is 00:12:38 what you can do is you can wait to tell him when he's in a really good mood about something else oh yeah yeah that way and squash the good mood no not squash the good mood but limit limit how much bad mood you get I don't like that at all because he's finally maybe he's happy about something and then you're like
Starting point is 00:12:55 coming in with yeah then you don't feel the rap is my own here's another thing too like you know I don't look at my autograph stuff very often. It could be in five years when he realizes it's chewed up. Absolutely. And then you're just like, long and divorced. I mean, yes, that's right, or that. They're like, I don't know what happened. Oh, that's weird. So you can get an
Starting point is 00:13:10 autograph Nolan Ryan for 99 bucks, for 46 bucks, for 39 bucks, for 102 bucks. So your options are there. You just have to kind of match what the other one was. If you wrote years on it. Okay. Yeah, probably.
Starting point is 00:13:25 Could she order a bunch of balls and put them in, like, have a ton? And when she goes to tell him. She's going to be like, I have something I have to tell you, and it's horrible. The dog ate your Nolan Ryan, but look, I bought you five. But I think this one's probably about his dad. I know, the connection. You keep that one. Guys, I understand this. But it's like, hey, now you have the chewed-up signed ball and five extra balls. If he already doesn't like the dog, too, that's an extra wrinkle. Maybe he loves a dog. But I think you
Starting point is 00:13:55 protect the dog and then you get a fake one. For the dog. For the dog. For the dog. For the A dog's a life and honor. But that's also on you if you let the dog in there. I guess once you do tell him, maybe send the dog to a friend's house for a few days. Oh, let him cool down. Or wait until the dog dies of natural causes, way down the line and tell him then. And you want to hear something funny? Yeah, you want to go look at your ball.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Okay, what should she do? What should she do? Not what did I say. What should she do, Amy. What I said, go buy as many balls as you can. It's expensive. Okay, as you can. So maybe it's the $44 one or whatever you said.
Starting point is 00:14:29 and then present him with a lot of balls and tell him. I don't know. You just have to be honest, out of the gate. Why not? And don't, but don't do it on a day that he's really happy about something. I would do it then because in the beginning he's not going to be. Yeah, he's not going to be as bad man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Launchbox? I thought you should reach out to Nolan Ryan on social media and see if he could personalize a ball to your husband, explain what happened. The only problem is Nolan Ryan and got social media. So you're just going to have to tell him. Email? Pony Express. You're just going to have to tell him and say, look, I'm a bad wife. Eddie?
Starting point is 00:14:58 Nothing. just put the ball where it was and just pray to God that he never sees it. If enough time passes, it could be a kid's fault and they never admitted it. Exactly. That's weird. You can even play with it. Oh, that's weird. I don't know what that is. What even dog was this? I don't want the dog in here. That's what I'm saying. You should just tell him. Get it over with. Rip the bandaid off. But I would get a fake one and write the name on it. And if you're a goldfish died now's watching, I could find the same one. I put the goal. I replaced the goldfish.
Starting point is 00:15:28 You better dang believe it. I want you to feel the best. It ain't about me. It's about you. I want you to feel the best. It's that memory with your dad. We can't replace that memory, but we can make sure you still feel great about it about the ball that you got, kind of. Not really, but still there. I want you to be sad about it. Tell them the truth. All right, that's the email. That's the mailbag. Close it up. We got your email and we read out the clothes Bobby's mail bag. Yeah. A win is a win. A win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep. That's me. Clever Taylor the fourth. You might have seen the skits. the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media.
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Starting point is 00:17:31 And I was, hi, Dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen, and she says, I have some cookies and milk. This is this badass convict. Right. Just finished five years. I'm going to have cookies and milk at my mom. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:18:22 Search the Cito Show and listen now. I always know when two different people on the show send me an idea something to talk about, but they have two different versions of what happened. it's going to be so good for the air. And so it's Lunchbox and Morgan number two. And they both said, hey, I want to talk about something that happened up here at the building yesterday. And so I'm going to let lunchbox go first. Yes, thank you. And then I'm going to go to Morgan and let her tell her side of the story.
Starting point is 00:18:47 So what happened? So they had a Dunkin truck out front where they were giving away free coffee and I thought donuts. So I was like, awesome. So I'd go out there to get some free donuts. I'm excited. And they go, oh, no, we only have coffee, but we do have gift cards. And I said, oh, that's great. because I have a family and I have kids and they love donuts.
Starting point is 00:19:07 So I'd love to get some gift cards. You talked to them like that so nice and respectfully. And I'm like, I used to slaying donuts for a living. I used to work at Dunkin' Donuts. Don't you worry about it. Yeah, gift card would be great. And they go, we only have two left. And I said, oh, that's perfect.
Starting point is 00:19:19 You know what I mean? And Morgan goes, no, no, no, I need one. Morgan doesn't. She came in like the villain. Wow. She came in and snapped one real quick. Go ahead. Like, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:19:28 You don't even have kids. You're not taking your kids to get donuts. This isn't like a big day for them instead. So you took two and she got none? No, I got one. She got one because you. No, no, no. But your idea was you wanted two and she got none.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Yeah, because she doesn't have kids to take the donut day. And so only people with kids get a gift card? The whole point was I was going to take my kids to Dunkin. But that's your point. Yeah, but she was the, she heard, oh, there's only two left and reached in and grabbed as I was about to get two. So she. Why would you get two, though? For my kids.
Starting point is 00:19:59 No, I know, but why would they give anybody to? Because I told them I want to bring my two kids. I have three, but the younger one doesn't understand what it, like, that way they can each give the gift card when they're paying for their donut, makes them feel special, teaches them about how paying at the register. Why I give them like a $5 bill? No, because I had a gift card and one has a $5 bill. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:20:20 So you're upset because. Because she just inserted herself in there like she was, oh, give me that gift card. She doesn't even need one. Okay. Now, Morgan, your side. Yeah, so Lunchbox and I walked out there, together to the food truck and we walked up at the same time and I was very kind and I was willing to try the coffee. I don't even drink coffee but I was like, hey, you guys are here and I'm grabbing
Starting point is 00:20:40 one and the girl goes, hey, I have a gift card for each of you guys. Hands them directly to both of us and lunchbox tries to snatch the one out of her hand that she's giving to me and says, you don't deserve one, you don't have kids. Different story. So only people with kids deserve a gift card for free donuts? Apparently he kept repeating it and he would try, I was just standing they're trying to talk to the girl and he kept coming up to me and like trying to grab it out of my hand like we were playing a game was he serious i don't know i assume so okay everybody that's not morgan your final thoughts who wins the big debate here amy morgan why i mean do i even have to say yeah for his own sake hold on okay why are you not going with me for his own sake go ahead okay
Starting point is 00:21:23 i would just say that morgan was present she's the one there she's just like you she was handed the gift card for the people that are physically there and just because Morgan doesn't have kids doesn't mean she doesn't get a gift card. Also, what if somebody else would have been there at the exact same time and they didn't have kids but you didn't know them? You wouldn't have done that to them. You only did that to her because you know her.
Starting point is 00:21:41 I would have tried to take two. But if they were like, no, that's for her, you wouldn't have been like, well, I got kids, random person. You don't know that. I do know that. Eddie. Look, I have four kids, right? So I side with Morgan.
Starting point is 00:21:53 That's so dumb. Like, there were two gift cards, one for each of you. That's how it works. Yeah, and you don't get more just because you have kids. I disagree. You get more back on your taxes. But not donuts. You don't get more donuts because you have kids for that reason. If it were, show us pictures of your kids day and we'll give you a gift cards,
Starting point is 00:22:10 more than what I got done. And also I tried to let her know, you know, that I used to slaying for Dunkin' Donuts. So like I used to work there. So it's more like I got loyalty. Morgan just is just a, you know, a feather in the wind. She doesn't care. She'll go to this one shop, go to that door shop. I stay local.
Starting point is 00:22:24 But their point is, and I'm glad you said that. They don't need your business because you're staying local and loyal. And she's a feather in the shop. When when, maybe that gets her there. I don't know. Morgan, you're completely in the right. Do you have your card? I do have it.
Starting point is 00:22:35 How much was the card worth? I think it's like $5. See? See what? Why did you see all see? She stole five dollars from me. No, she did. I didn't steal it from you.
Starting point is 00:22:43 Also, you said you get money back on your taxes. That means you have more money than I do as a single person. So take it and buy donuts with it. And you don't get more just because you have kids as far as like gift cards. Okay. I disagree, but I tried and she stole it. And I mean, the lady had two in her hand and I was reaching for him. Why would she give you both?
Starting point is 00:22:59 It doesn't matter. And here comes this little hand out of nowhere and goes, ah, a little grabby hands. Oh. I did not grabby hands. Oh, you did. Why did she have grabby hands?
Starting point is 00:23:06 What is that exactly? Grab it out of that. That lady's hands. Grabby hands. Oh, my God. All right, I'm done. It's a bit. Morgan, you win, though.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Thank you. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Say, I hope it's something good. Melissa Morris lives in Winn, Arkansas. And a couple of weeks ago, those tornadoes ripped through her town. It was coming through.
Starting point is 00:23:28 She heard the sirens, so she went into her bathroom, hid and she was okay but when she got out her house was destroyed she had lost a shed and in that shed was a bunch of her old memories a bunch of pictures that she lost he was like i'm never going to find these well 150 miles away john ellis who lives in bradford tennessee walking around his yard, 150 miles away. And he sees a picture, he's like, this is interesting. So he puts it on social media. He's like, does anyone know who this is?
Starting point is 00:23:54 And somehow it got back to Melissa. It was Melissa's daughter's basketball picture from high school. I don't know how many years ago, but it had the high school name on the jersey. So it connected her and Melissa got her picture back. So this is crazy. So, I mean, if anyone else sees pictures out there, send him my way. Do you?
Starting point is 00:24:11 No, Melissa said that. I can't believe a picture would blow 150 miles. I'm from a tornado. That's unbelievable. Are you sure you like land on the car? And then the car drive 80 miles. Possibly like the forest gun feather. Got stuck on the bottom of someone's shoe. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:24:23 I mean, I get tornadoes and how big they are and how strong, but a picture that far. Also, again, not an ad, but if you have old pictures, you should get Legacy Box and save them all, make them digital. Yeah. I don't even know what the code is. What's the code? Bones. Is it Bones? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:38 You go to Legacybox.com, put on the code Bones. And any old pictures that you have, just pictures on paper in general, you send them in and they'll make it. digital, even old videos. So if something like this happens, we probably got us out a tornado. Right. But 150 miles, I'm blown away by that. Me too, man. I saw that number, double-checked it and like, no, that's real. Was it just one picture? It was one picture
Starting point is 00:24:56 that he found, but I mean, she's got a lot of pictures out there, so. So anywhere in that 150 mile radius. Be looking for pictures of family. That's right. All right, there you go. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. It's a Bobby Bones show interview. In case you didn't know. Parker McCollum, walking in studio right
Starting point is 00:25:13 now. Here are three number ones that he has as of this moment. Pretty heart. To be loved by you. And this one, well, it's about to be a number one. Here is Handel on you. He's got a new album coming out May 12th called Never Enough, born in Conroe, Texas, worked on his grandparents ranch, you know, spent a lot of time in Austin, Texas is, you know, total Texas country dude who is living in Nashville now. He's obsessed with shoes and he's a good dude. And here he is now. Come on it, man. On the Bobby Bones Show now. Parker McCollum.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Hey, buddy, good to see you. It's good to see you. Do you have any lyrics? People mess up all the time? I have some that I mess up all the time. I ask that because, I don't know why we're singing Edwin McCain when you walked in. I'll be your crying shoulder. That song right there. There's a lyric that goes, I'll be love suicide. side and then Amy goes
Starting point is 00:26:14 No, I thought I've always said Like, you're love Superstar I can see that I feel like that's common with hit songs Because I do that songs I grew up listening to or whatever And like years later I'll find out I'm like that's what I was always that?
Starting point is 00:26:30 She just found, but I'm being told that's KidsBops version Amy. Do you listen to KidsBop? Do you listen to KidsBop? Edward McKin? Do you have any lyrics so that you hear people sing back at all? That you're like, man, that is not right at how that lyric Because if you have none, that means you nunciate perfectly, and it all makes sense. I do not.
Starting point is 00:26:46 I'm actually, the band calls me the king of the gibberish on stage, because I'll go, I'll sing a whole verse and never say a word of English. But I just, you know, BS. Like the melody, sound, sam, blah, blah, until I get back to the chorus because I can't remember the words to my own song. Do you fake that as to where the audience thinks that you're actually doing it, or do they know you're doing gibberish? I would say sonically, they can tell 100% that I'm not saying the right. words because they know the words to the songs yeah um but i mean i'm out there i sell it i don't even skip a beat do you do the thing where you stick the microphone out there if you don't remember the word sometimes i have before i do that on this show sometimes but no listeners will yell back because
Starting point is 00:27:23 they can't so that just makes it awkward when no one does it they're letting you down handle on you's crushing it is doing good yeah congratulations thank you um i did see you tweet something a couple weeks ago where you're like you know i never wrote about beer maybe in a song or i've never said the word beer in a song yeah so What is that about? Is that purposeful? As a kid, he said, I'm never writing about beer.
Starting point is 00:27:46 And then why'd you change? No, maybe not intentional, but I just kind of dawned on me. I was, you know, thinking about this record and can it be successful in today's country music world? And, you know, what are so many songs about so many, there are so many common topics in country music. It kind of gets repetitive.
Starting point is 00:28:03 And so I've always tried to stay away from that. And I was kind of wondering had I'd done that on this record and I thought I had. And then I was like, well, at the same time, I did say beer. and it's the first time I've ever said that in the song. What song was that on the new record? It's called Hurricane.
Starting point is 00:28:16 I wrote it with David Lee Murphy. It's the lead track on the record. You wrote that with Randy Rogers too, huh? Randy Rogers and John Randall. It was David Lee's song. He had written the chorus. We were just over at my house hanging out, and he played it, and I was like,
Starting point is 00:28:28 dang, I want to sing that. I like that a lot. Did you consider not even putting the song on the record? Okay. I like it. I think it's really cool. And I like beer songs. I like drinking songs.
Starting point is 00:28:39 I have a lot of songs about drinking. I mean, I wrote a song about whiskey. You never said the word whiskey, you know. It just seems generic at times. And I think, you know, there's got to be a place for it, like certain words that, you know, kind of get overused. And it's, I don't know. I have a beer song now. Have you been to a concert lately at all?
Starting point is 00:28:58 Last show you've seen? Last concert that I would have gone to. For fun. Oh. Boy, that long, huh? Because you're just on the road so much. Probably John Mayer here in Nashville last year. Hallie and I went. I went to him here.
Starting point is 00:29:12 He was a solo tour. A couple weeks ago. Yeah. I know you're a big John Mayer fan as well. But it's got to be tough to go to a concert when you're always out doing concerts. And then most concerts are pretty much when you're gone anyway. You ever do anything on the road, though, if you're like on Friday or Saturday? Do you ever like purposefully, if your wife's out with you, like, we're going to spend the day doing this because we don't do a lot of stuff? Sometimes it's hard to have your wife on the road with you because there's so much stuff I'm accustomed to doing on the road. didn't have such a routine when I'm on tour.
Starting point is 00:29:41 And she doesn't, you know, she's not going to, like, work out in front of everybody in the bus with the guys. She actually would, I guess, but she doesn't, on the road. She doesn't go and play, I go play golf all the time. But, like, we, at the same time, we'll go to a baseball game. You know, if we have a night show and there's a day game, like in St. Louis or something, we've done that Bush Stadium. We don't get to go to the whole thing. You only go to a few endings, but.
Starting point is 00:30:02 Do you worry about getting tired? Because that's always my fear on the road. Is I'm going to get tired, then I'm not going to be able to nail it at night? Yeah, I mean, you're, one, you're so accustomed to just kind of going all the time. It's kind of why I have trouble sleeping when I'm not on the road because I'm just so used to that schedule. But I don't think so. I mean, your body lets you know when you need some rest. My body always screams rest.
Starting point is 00:30:23 Like right now, I need rest. I would love some rest right now. I go with three. You did this? Why? I just couldn't sleep. I went to the gym at like 4.30. I didn't even know they opened that early.
Starting point is 00:30:32 You went to the gym at 4.30 in the morning? You don't try to like, like, suffer it out, like to be miserable. and get another 30 minutes. No, so I did. I went and worked out and went home and slept an hour and came here. What do you do when you work out? What's your main thing? Right now I'm just trying to gain a bunch of weight and just lift and just see how
Starting point is 00:30:47 strong I can get and how big I can get. I've kind of been. Look my muscle. Dude, I know, it was the first hand when I walked down. Bobby's been lifting. Yeah, just a little something, you know. What you bench press? I don't bench.
Starting point is 00:30:58 Yeah, me either, really. I don't max anyway. It's bad for your shoulders. What do you do? Squats? No, I've kind of got this arthritis in my knee lately, I think from playing golf maybe. and haven't been doing legs a whole bunch. I just started about a week ago.
Starting point is 00:31:11 So I'll do like real lightweight squats, but a lot of lunges, a lot of machine legs. How do you feel about people shirtless in the gym? It means, like, I don't want to be at Lifetime with your shirt off. That's not the right vibe there. I agree with that. That's what I was saying.
Starting point is 00:31:26 It is not the right vibe. But there are gyms, you know, like old school, just strictly iron gyms, which I enjoy we find on the road pretty often. You ever box? I did a little in high school. You know, the workouts are incredible, but I never had, I had no business trying to beat somebody up. You're a pretty big dude, though. How tall are you?
Starting point is 00:31:44 6.3. How much your way? 2.14. He's like a linebacker. Yeah, so what's your goal? But I've never, I've been 193 pounds for, I mean, 20 years. Let me see. Take your shirt off.
Starting point is 00:31:57 I'm kidding. The crap. I wish I could keep a straight face and just do it. Just be like, yeah, man. I'd be like, no, man. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I kind of got a little belly right now
Starting point is 00:32:07 because I've been eating and trying to bulk and gain so much weight that my pants are kind of tight. Hallie was like, you have a belly. What does she think about your body? Does she like you muscular or thin? Because my wife, wherever I am, she wants me to feel good. Even if she knows I'm kind of gross,
Starting point is 00:32:23 she'll be like, I like it right now, even with your pooch. And I'm like, that's not true. Well, that's what she's supposed to say too. Yes. I don't know. I think she, it's not really, she doesn't really say anything about it.
Starting point is 00:32:35 She just is like, you've gotten a little chunky. Check these on me. Man, gone. I'm telling you, when I walked in, I'm like, Bobby's been. How does that make you feel? Why would you make that up? Because he just followed along. Hey, oh, well.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Well, we're going to come back with Parker in a second. We have some real stuff to talk about. I do want to mention the tour, some additional dates this fall. So every time I told you this, every time I look at your pictures from on the road, I pinch and zoom in. And like, every sheet's full. It's been good. It's, my career is as good right now as it's ever been.
Starting point is 00:33:05 And honestly, it's a lot bigger than I ever really dreamed about when I was a kid. Does it make you feel good? Certainly. Or does it make you feel anxious? Like there's a new pressure? A little anxious at times. You just want to deliver and, you know, your life changes. And, you know, I mean, the older you get right, the more responsibility you have and you still have a full career to run.
Starting point is 00:33:27 So that's kind of where some of the angst comes from. But I don't know. I mean, it's up to you. It's all mental. You know, if you want to handle it and step up to the place. and deliver the opportunities there. Boom. Because I didn't really want to handle it, but now I will.
Starting point is 00:33:40 That's a motivation. He's like, suck it up, loser. Okay, man, you got it. Parker does an awesome live show. Parker Macolem.com. We're going to come back with Parker in a second. New tour dates are up all the way through. I mean, it's like two pages of dates.
Starting point is 00:33:53 Dang, you're going to be so rich when this tour's over. Hey, by the way, your band. My band. Oh, the raging idiots. Badass. Thank you very much. I'm sorry if I said that. That's all right.
Starting point is 00:34:01 That's all right. I appreciate that. Really cool. And I listened. I was on the plane when they sent me, the edit for the TV show. The show. And I was like,
Starting point is 00:34:11 that's all you, bro. I blown away, dude. It's, it's, I had, you know, I had my drummer after sound check. I had my drummer come to the show. I said, you need to come see this boy hit the cans. Oh, I thought it was because he's like, you need to jump in real quick because they are not good. I was like, you need to come see this boy hit the cans.
Starting point is 00:34:25 We really, you know, we're, as dumb as we are, and Eddie and I are, our band is awesome. That's what I always say. I say, I'm the least talented person on our stage by phone large. I didn't say that, though. and you said I meant. Did you see what it's happening? It was I say. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:38 I hear you. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions,
Starting point is 00:34:49 my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show.
Starting point is 00:35:01 This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations,
Starting point is 00:35:23 stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:35:42 This is Julian Edelman, host of Games with Names. On our latest episode, we got comedian Blake Anderson from Workaholics and The Hilarious This Is Important Podcast. Let's go. We did beat them in improv. You had an improv against the team? Yes. We would pull up their schools,
Starting point is 00:35:58 would be there with signs for us. It's competition. What you would win is a bottle of gold slob. James Fester threw it out of a van because he didn't want us drinking in. For more games with names, visit the IHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcast. I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him. I said, hi, dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen and she says,
Starting point is 00:36:24 I have some cookies and milk. This is this badass convict. Right. Just finished five years. I'm going to have cookies and milk. Yeah. on. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:34 On the senior show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon Danny Trail, talk about addiction, transformation, and the power of second chances. The entire season two is now available to binge featuring powerful conversations with the guests like Tiffany Addish, Johnny Knoxville, and more. I'm an alcoholic. and without this trouble
Starting point is 00:37:03 I'm gonna die Open your free I-Heart radio app Search the Cito show And listen now On the Bobby Bones show now Parker McCollum Can you fix stuff? Sometimes, you know, sometimes I'm like
Starting point is 00:37:21 I'll take it on I'm like right, I'm gonna fix this But most of the time I'm like I just don't even want to deal with it And you're gone so much I assume when you get home You don't want to have to fix the dryer No, there's like a there's a fine line
Starting point is 00:37:33 you know, like the doorknob or, you know, some stuff like that, I can be pretty handy. But once it gets into the electrical stuff, I'm like, my father-in-law is really good with electricity. Thank God. And he does all that for me. You mow the yard ever? No, I just, I'm going to buy a lawnmower. I bought this new house and it's got a huge yard. And I was like, I'm going to buy, Hallie was like, you're never going to be home to mow.
Starting point is 00:37:55 I'm like, I know. But when I am, I want to. You like mowing? I just, I like anything working outside. Yeah, not me. I like the internet. You don't like the sweat? Not anymore. I'm sweating out, but I'm good. I don't need ice. When the money's good,
Starting point is 00:38:09 I did maintenance on a golf course forever, mowed all yards forever, I'm all good. But like a week ago, you spent like three hours cleaning up your backyard. Because there was a storm. He had to do it. Bad storm. But you had to get some satisfaction from that. Just sending the picture to my wife being like, literally, that's all I cared about was I wanted to get it done because it was a disaster. But I sent it before. I said, oh man, look at this. It's a mess over here. And then she went, dang, that is terrible. And I went, but here's what I just did. And I sent it after, like part two.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Yeah. And then she thought I was so sexy. Dude, do you? She didn't agree. I wouldn't disagree with her. She didn't think that at all. I wouldn't disagree with her. I saw you giving a tour of your bus on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:38:47 You got a new bus? I did. That's exciting. It's very exciting. So, but you designed, how do you design a bus? What are you designing exactly? I mean, when I say I designed it, I took a bunch of screenshots of some other buses. And I said, I want to do this, this, this and this.
Starting point is 00:39:01 That's kind of when I started building. I just, once I had my own, I'm like, right now I know how I want to do it. So when you buy a bus, do you just, you like go to the bus lot? I didn't, I don't, I don't ever buy a bus. Oh, okay. But you designed a bus you didn't buy? Yeah, they let you build it. Dang, I need to do that. Just for one trip. I'll design it going one trip. I'm good. You could. It's there. It's, it's expensive though. But my, my thing is always, you know, that's where I spend so much of my time. It's my home on the road. So if you're going to put money anywhere, you want to put it to where you're comfortable. And it's nice, dude. I'm very, I have not
Starting point is 00:39:30 regret it at one time. Is it true? And I think this is, probably true, that it just shows what kind of guy you are, that you turned down your dad's offer to buy you a bus early on in your career? Why did you turn that down? Man, I feel like I was pretty aware when I was a kid of especially kind of the Texas music scene and the guys that I grew up really idolizing and, you know, the whole mantra, their whole reputation goes all the way up to Willie is road warriors and doing it the hard way and paying your dues and earning it. And I really paid a lot of attention to that when I was really little kid. And so when I really kind of started touring and trying to do it for a living, you know, my dad is a business man.
Starting point is 00:40:07 He's not in the music business. He's the car business. But he's a numbers guy. You know, and he was like, man, I'll buy you in ears, buy you a bus. And I'm like, I was like, it's never going to work like this. I'll always be looked at as, you know, the kid whose dad bought him a music career. That was like really heavy on my mind. I was like, I want to go out and I'm going to do it the hard way. And if you're good enough, you know, you can make it. So you had to cancel a couple of. shows back in February because you were sick, your voice was shot, which happens. How sick and how far did you have to get until you were like, oh, I have to, because I know you don't want to cancel anything for any reason whatsoever. Well, you know, people forget it. It's like, you know, you lose a lot of, you're paying a lot of people to be there. You're going to lose a lot of money canceling a show. Like, you only do it if you, if you're, you know, I've done it before. I'm like, right, I'm just going to play this show and go out there. And it is garbage. And these people paid their hard-earned money to come see you. And they're not getting what they paid for.
Starting point is 00:41:01 but I was actually feeling a little better when we canceled that show but I had gone out and sang three nights in a row dog sick like nasty sick I mean yaking up stuff on the stage and not good and so by the fourth day I was like okay I'm this is this is too much and so we just went back and made it up though it was epic it's great show and I saw that's what reminded me of it but that's a great point that you brought up is that it does cost you money to cancel a show it's not like you're like I don't feel like working. I'm going to cancel it and everything's the same. No, everybody you brought on the road, the whole crew, all the, 40 crew and buses and 18 wheelers and everything, we're there ready to roll.
Starting point is 00:41:40 They're loading in. I'm like, I can't go. There's no way I can go tonight. You ever run, what I'll do sometimes run to like a minute clinic and get a steroid shot? Oh yeah. I lived on steroid pills last year. It's saved, but then I feel terrible like two days later. Play good golf though. You do? You ever hit a golf ball on prednisone? No. What does that do? Because I'll start. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know, but you swing a lot harder and ball and I've played the best golf ever played my life is after like being singing on steroid pills wow he's really selling that yeah i like it prednisone uh your album comes out in may what's like why should be excited dude i don't know bobby i'm so weird about putting records out i get real beside
Starting point is 00:42:18 myself every record i've put out i always leave the studio film like i missed big time and all three of them have done you know considerably well for me even though i felt that way every time and hopefully this way will be the same way but i don't know it's a lot dude this songwriting for me is such a um you know it kind of it's hard it's a hard on my mind um writing songs and i the places that i try to go to to write songs and where i write them from you know it's not just you know kind of easy stuff so you ever feel too vulnerable like i put too much out there's a there's a there's a song on this record it's a piano ballad and i'm like i don't think i'll ever get more vulnerable than that song, but what's that one called? Just so I can be ready.
Starting point is 00:43:00 Have your heart again. Okay. Remember that for when he comes back next month. Have your heart again. We're going to make him cry. Yeah. We're going to bring a piano in. I'm going to play it and he's going to cry. He's got a big falsetto in it. Really? You go up high? Have you heart again? It's pretty close. It seems like you've heard it before. Come on. All right. So, album comes out May 12th. We'll talk to you when the record
Starting point is 00:43:20 comes out. But let's talk about the tour real quick because you put up a bunch of new shows. How long is your set? Full Parker night. 90 minutes. What's your first song in the set list? To be loved by you. Oh, you come out with a hit. Get tickets to the show. A bunch of new dates at at Parker Macoleum.com.
Starting point is 00:43:37 A lot of great openers. Corey Kent, who's awesome. Katie Offerman, love her. Larry Fleet. I mean, Randy Rogers banned some. It's just a lot of... Gary Allen's opening for us in Dallas. Really?
Starting point is 00:43:46 At Doseckys. That's got to be super cool for you. I've never met him. I can't wait to meet him. I'm very excited. Doesn't he have like a whale penis or something in his house? Excuse me? What is it, Morgan?
Starting point is 00:43:55 Is he packing like that? Well, that's not his. It's his collection. He likes to keep him. And the reason he does is because he says if anybody ever robs him, he wants to grab that. And he wants that to be the story that he hit him with a whale penis. What? Ask him about that, Parker.
Starting point is 00:44:10 I've been on the show a few times now. And that's the best moment that I've had on this show. There it is. Parker McCollum, take it to Parker McCollum. Handle on you, crushing it's going to be a number one. And that's it for today. Parker, good to see you, buddy. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:44:23 There is Parker McColley, everybody. Y'all Wild. This is Raysa from Minnesota. I have a TV recommendation that you all need to watch ASAP. It's jury duty on Amazon Prime slash freebie. It is so good. It's filmed like the office following a jury through a case, but the case and jury are all actors except for one juror who really thinks she's on jury duty.
Starting point is 00:44:50 And I mean, I have not laughed this hard in forever. It just came out on Friday, I think. and everyone needs to go watch. My wife was telling me about this show. I haven't watched it, but she's just, we have to watch the show because only one person
Starting point is 00:45:03 isn't in on it. And so I was looking at the Rotten Tomatoes, and the audience scores a 98%, which is super high. The reviewer scores 38. They're all like, Hey, hoity to hoity. Look at us.
Starting point is 00:45:17 I don't like funny things. I'm a stupid idiot. Yeah. Jury duty. Okay, I appreciate that. That's the second person that's recommended that to me, so I'll be sure to check it out.
Starting point is 00:45:26 A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show.
Starting point is 00:45:48 This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment. And the next, we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream,
Starting point is 00:46:16 this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. This is Julian Edelman, host of games with names. On our latest episode, we got comedian, Blake Anderson from Workaholics and The Hilarious This Is Important Podcast.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Let's go. We did beat them in improv. You had an improv against the team? Yes, we would pull up their schools, would be there with signs for us. It's competition. What you would win is a bottle of gold slager. James Fester threw it out of a van because he didn't want us drinking it. For more games with names, visit the IHeart Radio.
Starting point is 00:46:56 or wherever you get your podcast. I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him. Hi, Dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen. She says, I have some cookies and milk. This is a badass convict. Right. Just finished five years.
Starting point is 00:47:16 I'm going to have cookies and milk at my mom. Yeah. On the Seno Show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations. about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon Danny Trail, talk about addiction, transformation, and the power of second chances.
Starting point is 00:47:37 The entire season two is now available to binge, featuring powerful conversations with the guests like Tiffany Addish, Johnny Knoxville, and more. I'm an alcoholic, and without this trouble, I'm going to die. Open your free I-Heart radio app. Search the CETO show, and listen now. Here's Amy's pile of stories. This story is for Eddie.
Starting point is 00:48:02 If you struggle with road rage, well, put peppermint oil in your car or peppermint air freshener or eat a peppermint paddy while you drive. Or go to therapy. Hold on. Back to the peppermint. So this is like a smell. It's supposed to make me calm when people drive like fools on the road. A new study found that the scent of peppermint can reduce aggressive driving behaviors. So road rage may be relieved.
Starting point is 00:48:26 To be fair. I'm a vigilante. No. You're not. We all drive like idiots. Sometimes we don't even know we're driving like idiots. Remember when you didn't have a blinker that's working, you were just cutting people off like crazy? Yeah, yeah. So they could have thought you were being an idiot and a bad driver.
Starting point is 00:48:40 But it wasn't. There was a mishap with your car. So we all, I'm just going to say it again, we all make not the best decisions while driving. Some of us more than others, Amy. But the rest of us, we still do mess up. You pull in the middle sometimes and people can't get through. And you're like, oh, I'm so sorry. Then you don't look up.
Starting point is 00:48:57 You just look at your steering well. That's so embarrassing. We all mess up. So if somebody cuts you off, just think, oh, that's accidentally been me before, too, and I didn't even realize it. Okay. Also, peppermints.
Starting point is 00:49:07 Inhale to peppermint. Yes. We need to buy Eddie some peppermint oil. Okay, Bobby, I have small gestures that are going to earn you bonus points with your wife. Small gestures. Go ahead. This is from Askman. Let me see if I do them.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Go ahead. Okay. Hello and Goodbye Kisses. Yeah, but I leave way early, and she doesn't like it when I wake her up with a kiss. She doesn't like anti-sleeping beauty. because that's where you know do they wake sleeping beauty
Starting point is 00:49:33 over the kiss? Yeah. She doesn't like sleeping beauty then. I remember that movie. Yeah, me either. Okay. Cuddles. Yeah, we cuddles.
Starting point is 00:49:38 It's fine. She cuddles me mostly. I'm the little spoon. Basically every night. You could have just left that out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little things like, you know, putting a little note on, like,
Starting point is 00:49:47 the mirror for her or on her computer that she'll find. I don't do that one. Like on a post-it. Do you ever do that? Yeah, I wrote notes, but I think if we write notes, and sometimes I'll send her an email at 4 o'clock in the morning. It's not right.
Starting point is 00:49:59 No, no, it is because it's like a nice email. It's not like, hey, I need you to pay this bill. It's like, hey, I really enjoyed this. You're really nice. Interesting. The little thing could be, yeah, slipping something into her bag so she sees it when she gets to work. And it makes me think about how. The problem is she lost one that I wrote her a long time ago.
Starting point is 00:50:14 Yes, that you told that story at your wedding. Yes. That was like your speech? Part of it. Yeah. I wrote her one. I was like, when she ever going to say she saw this real note, then it was never in her bag. Turns out it had fallen out.
Starting point is 00:50:26 And I found it way later. No. Yeah. Chores? You could do chores. No. You did. You cleaned up after the storm. That's true. That's that one. Show appreciation. I do a lot of dog stuff. Oh, yeah, I try to do better than that.
Starting point is 00:50:40 Okay. Affection for no reason. Yeah. Letting her sleep. Yeah. Well, sometimes. And then leading her through a crowd. Like if you're at a busy place, like you being like, I got this, babe. She leads me through a lot of crowds. Oh, my goodness. She's like, yeah, I got this.
Starting point is 00:50:56 Hold on. Yeah, thank you. All right. Patricia Yearwood had to put out a warning to her fans yet again. She is not endorsing any sort of keto gummies, but there are some ads out there that are like so legit that she had to put out this full-blown statement that she has never been a part of, endorsed or anything for these keto gummies. It's a weight loss scam. Don't fall for it.
Starting point is 00:51:17 Why do they say she is? Are they using her picture? Is it a fake? Yeah, they're exploiting her name, her face, her voice. Wow. Overall likeness without permission. Her voice. Dang.
Starting point is 00:51:27 How do you do that? Like, you're going to get caught. I guess you can do it until they sue you, cease and desist. Wow. Yeah, there's fake ads all over TikTok, Facebook. Maybe people are calling. I've never endorsed a single thing in my life all of a sudden. Every time I turn the radio on, it's me like, hey, you're here for.
Starting point is 00:51:45 That's really you. No, that's really, I mean. Is that it? I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good.
Starting point is 00:51:58 There's this 52-year-old. nerd in Phoenix, Arizona. Why you got to start a nerd? Are you saying that? Is this some sort of lunchbox? Yeah, this is me. It's my editorial. I'm adding my own commentary to this story. He is out playing Pokemon Go.
Starting point is 00:52:11 That's why he's a nerd. He's 52 years old. And who knew Pokemon Go was still a thing? Well, you did. Yeah. You know why? Because I'm cool. I'm hip. Anyway that says they're hip, not hip. I'm the in crowd. Go ahead. This is the out crowd. So he's out doing
Starting point is 00:52:25 Pokemon Go and he comes across a 15 foot long spoon that had been stolen from the local dairy queen. This was in the news because they couldn't find the spoon. Yeah, three dudes on a motorcycle took the spoon and ditched it behind the middle school. And this guy's out paying Pokemon. I don't know what you're trying to get a go-get. What are they called?
Starting point is 00:52:43 What's he his name? A Pikachu. That's his name. A Pikachu. And he finds a spoon and he's able to return it to the people at the Dairy Queen. And it was going to cost them $7,000 to replace it. So they said, hey, as a reward, we're going to give you every single blizzard that's on the menu. you can come by once a day and get a blizzard.
Starting point is 00:53:01 Hey. Once a. Oh, cool. For all the summer flavors, he can try all of them. Oh. But I was like, oh, if it's going to cost them $7,000 to replace it, give him $7,000. No, or they just go out of a new one then with that logic. Okay, and then give him $3,500.
Starting point is 00:53:16 They're giving him, he wasn't doing it for a prize. I know. He was out trying to find a Pikachu. And who knows. Just say that out loud. You wouldn't stood in line to meet a teen mom at a book signing. But I'm not 52 years old. Basically.
Starting point is 00:53:28 You look it. Cool. Got him. You don't mean look good. But okay, good for him. He turned it in. Now he's got free DQ. What do they want to, what's that big spoon for?
Starting point is 00:53:37 Like they use them in the restaurant? Yes, in front of the DQ. Oh, hilarious. I call it DQ's the name. So, yeah, he returned the spoon. But I just remember being in the news for like three days looking for the spoon. Yeah, and they even made shirts at the restaurant and they were handing them out. Where's my spoon?
Starting point is 00:53:51 Funny. Well, they got it. I got it. There you go. Yes. Anything else? It's good. I feel like you came into this negatively.
Starting point is 00:53:57 I had no idea if he found the Pikachu or not. but he got the spoon back and he said, I don't even want the blizzards. Okay. Good for him. Good for him. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
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