The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Early Bird) Which Celebrity Did Raymundo See At The Grocery Store? + Rejected Segments! + Mailbag: Danced With Another Woman

Episode Date: June 6, 2023

Find out which celebrity Raymundo saw at the grocery store wearing a jersey with their name on it! Plus, the top five rejected segments from last month and who had 80% of them! Mailbag: A listener we...nt out for guy’s night and was approached by a few women to dance. His friends gave him a hard time and said his wife would be upset because he didn’t tell them no. He wants to know if he’s in the wrong and should tell his wife. We share our thoughts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits,
Starting point is 00:00:13 my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, the Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfilled conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated.
Starting point is 00:00:28 So let's get to it. Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands. I vowed. I will be his last target. He is not going to get away with this. He's going to get what he deserves. We always say that trust your girlfriends.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, everyone? I'm Ago Vodam. My next guest, it's Will Ferrell. My dad gave me the best advice ever. He goes, just give it a shot.
Starting point is 00:01:22 But if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Welcome to Tuesday show, morning studio. Morning. Let's go around the room up first. He wants to get his face on the station car, but it seems like those chances are pretty far. Here he is. Eddie, everybody. Guys, I'm so proud of my kids. Like, this is amazing.
Starting point is 00:02:18 They've become entrepreneurs now. My son, he's 15 years old. He's starting his first job. He's going to work at a summer camp. And so we had to take him to the bank. He got his first checking account. He's got a debit card. He's doing big things.
Starting point is 00:02:30 It's amazing. That's cool. That's not an entrepreneur. Well, he's working. Making money. That's a job. It's working. Let have it.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Let me have it. Oh, okay. Okay. Well, entrepreneurs. My two other. No, no. Wait, listen, I got two other kids. Okay, go.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Now what they did, they went to the store, I guess prime drinks, sports drinks, whatever are really rare. Like now you go to the store, the whole aisle is empty. Is that the Logan Paul? The Paul brothers, yeah. One of those guys or whatever. It's his drink. And so the kids love it. Well, we went to Target.
Starting point is 00:02:59 We found like a bunch of packs of them. So my boys were like, hey, buy a bunch of those. We'll sell them to the kids in the neighborhood. There you go. So they bought like two packs. With their own money. With their own money. And they're selling to kids in the neighborhood for $6.
Starting point is 00:03:12 of pop. That's awesome. Entrepreneurs. That's an entrepreneur type spirit. Yeah. And, but, you know how they say don't use your own sash, you know? Yeah. What do you mean? Yeah, don't get high in your own supply. Okay, see, that's what I'm worried about.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Yeah. I am worried about that. Like, they're going to probably dip into their own inventory. Yeah. You know? But even if they make enough money just to pay for their own and it's free. Like, if they make enough to pay for their own and they get to drink this drink without having to pay any money, that also is a benefit.
Starting point is 00:03:41 That's true, too. A question about your kids, though. Yeah. So I'm not sponsoring the basketball team, it looks like. I don't think they like the names. Okay, let me suggest one more. The Razor Bones. It's kind of cool.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Man, we start next week, so I got to, I mean, I don't have a lot of time. I'll ask them this week. The Razor Bones. If they want to be, the Razor Bones, I'm happy to support the team. The Razor Bones. Man, how are you starting without this money? I mean, you said it with you. Well, you needed equipment.
Starting point is 00:04:05 I had to, me, that's tough, but I had to fork out the money for the registration. Okay, well, if they want to be the Razor Bones. Okay. razor bones. I'm willing to hop in. You just let me know, okay? Next up, if you ever get a call that's a weird interaction, it might just be Lunchbox's Alter Eco named Nico Jackson.
Starting point is 00:04:22 It is lunchbox. Guys, my soccer career is at a crossroads. So we were coming up on the final of the season, you know, so I send the text out, hey, who's in for next season? Kind of crickets. And then one guy says, oh, I'm going to join my friends on another team. And his girlfriend's like, yeah, I'm going to go with him. You know, we're kind of a package deal.
Starting point is 00:04:39 I'm like, all right, cool. There's this guy James. I played with for like six years. Nothing. So I show up at the game last Wednesday night, and I'm like, hey man, so what are you going to do? He's like, oh, I'm playing with them, man. I'm like, what?
Starting point is 00:04:53 Yeah, I got cut. They all formed a team and didn't invite me. Also, you didn't get cut. They went the extra mile of just creating a whole team and not inviting you on the whole team. Because I was like, oh, James, you know, we've been together six years, same team. And, I mean, he didn't respond to the text.
Starting point is 00:05:07 He just thought I would just not notice. And we're staying on the sideline next to each other, and I was like, so man, what are you going to do next season? And he doesn't have the nerve. He doesn't even look at me. He just looks out of the field. Yellow-bellied. He goes.
Starting point is 00:05:20 I'm playing with him. And they start a band without me, and they got a different name. I felt that. Man, I mean, this time was coming, though, right? That hurt, though. I was just like, really, James? You 50 now? I'm 41.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Like, you got to stop playing rec soccer at some point. You don't. Hey, keep playing. There should be an older man league, though. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Senior league. You'll dominate that league. Well, they have a league that's like over 40, I think, but it plays on Sundays.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Sundays are, I mean, I can't do that. I do one night a week. Wednesday night, boom, let's go. So my question is, do I retire or do I sign up as a 41-year-old free agent? Free agent. Well, sign up where? Like, where are you on a list of free agents? You just go to the website.
Starting point is 00:06:03 You sign up as an individual and they just stick you on a team. That's what we do. No, don't sign up as 35. Okay, well, I mean, it's not like a draft. Yeah, but still to be like, oh, this guy's not as old as if you present yourself as younger and then wear your hat backward and be like, hello, fellow kids. All right, wear jerseys. When you show up. All right, thank you.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Here we go. Next, she's been sitting by my side for years and her morning corny is so funny. It brings some people to tears. Here she is, Amy. So a listener informed me that when HBO Max switched over to Max, I guess, HGTV, started. like to be available on the platform. Oh, that's true. They all are together now.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Yeah. And so she's like, hey, I just wanted to point out, like, now I'll finally get to watch your sister's show Building Roots because it's on Max. And I thought, oh, my goodness, this means that my sister and I are on the same streaming platform. And that, that's crazy because it's like, who would I ever thought? Not me. Because Holiday Harmony, and I checked because it's a Christmas movie.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Who would have ever thought? It's a Christmas movie, so I thought maybe they take it down because it's, you know, almost it's summertime. So it's still up. Amy, does the company know this? Because they can run. I mean, do press releases on this. Oh, like two sisters, same platform. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:21 Yeah, I mean, there are a lot of family members that, you know, when the Super Bowl happened. You had two brothers, one on each team. That's right, the Kelsey brother. You don't think that wasn't a big storyline? How is this not a storyline? Somebody that's got an extra role in a movie and in a H-S? In a terrible TV show, yeah. Terrible when you keep trying to get on.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Oh, oh. Still terrible. Anyway, you're more than an extra. I meant a small part. Give it a moment, for sure. Yeah, you're not an extra. You had a part. Yeah, it's one scene in the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:07:51 I minimized it. I shouldn't have done that. It was just a joke. And I apologize. I hate me right now. You don't, my kids do far worse. They laugh. They're like, you mean in the bathroom?
Starting point is 00:08:02 And they laugh at how I was like looking at myself in the mirror, which I agree was awkward and I wish they would have cut that. Well, what's funny is lunch. Box had to pick a side to Haydon. Was it the side that Amy has a role that he didn't get? Or is Amy's sister has a show that he won't, she won't put him on? Amy's his role, I've never seen it.
Starting point is 00:08:18 It's not irrelevant, but. Did you watch it? Yeah. I'm busy. Next time he loses a bed, we're going to make him watch it just so he can experience it. All right, Ray, go ahead. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas, he drives a Bronco truck and to not get rained on, it takes some luck. Bobby Bones.
Starting point is 00:08:33 Thank you very much. I'm going to be quick here. So what is this in my hand? A phone? That's right. It's my cell phone. And I have put on, and it's the greatest thing, one of those screen privacy screens. So if you're coming from the side and you can't see what's on my phone. Oh, no, no.
Starting point is 00:08:49 It's black. That's crazy. Yeah. I think now it's off. And it's not off, though. It's not. Yes, it is. If it's just angled slightly, it looks.
Starting point is 00:08:57 That's off, man. Tats it. I think it's off. Tapping. Now it's on. Now it's on. I didn't tap anything. I didn't turn it all the way to you.
Starting point is 00:09:05 It's so good that you can't see it ever. Anyway, it was like $20. Have them put it on at the store. Hey, my cousin is a cop. He has one of those. It's just so people don't really over your shoulder. I can't see your tape. And what happened was my phone was on one of these cameras.
Starting point is 00:09:18 I caught it in a video. And I was like, I can't have my phone accidentally get caught in a shot. Oh. Because who knows what's on there. Right, right, right. Not bad stuff, but like money stuff. Yeah. Email.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Turn it back to. Who gets fired next? Oh, yeah, that could be on there. So I just saw a camera pick it up. and I went and bought one and there it is. Those are cool. Thank you. What are you saying?
Starting point is 00:09:42 No, no, I was just going to see. Like, I'm trying to see, it goes black and so you can't. Yeah, so look, now it's on. Yeah. And you can't see it from the side. Oh, now. You turn to side. I see what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Now, wow. Privacy is pretty cool. Very little to it. It's not an inventant, but big deal here. Let's open up the mail bag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's mail bag. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:07 Oh, Bobby Bones. I went out with a bunch of guy friends for a guy's night. We ended up at a hockey talk. While there, I was approached by a woman to Two-Step. I didn't think anything of it, so I went ahead and danced with her. Not to brag, but I can cut a rug, so, well, a few more women asked me to dance. Afterwards, some of the guys were giving me a hard time that my wife was going to be upset because I didn't tell them, no, sorry, I can't dance.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Was I in the wrong for dancing with these ladies? Should I tell my wife? Thanks. Two-stepping myself into her. trouble. I think because it didn't it never occurred to you that it was wrong. I don't feel like it's wrong in this
Starting point is 00:10:45 culture that you and your wife have especially because it wasn't grinding. So when it's like innocent, it wasn't wrong, you know? Yeah, that's good. I mean, if that's on, that's different. Genuine pony, grinding it. That could be considered different. But I think
Starting point is 00:11:01 it is just fully based on kind of the guidelines you have within your relationship anyway. And I would think that if you're two-stepping and you never think it's wrong, that you're not in an environment where that would be wrong. And I don't think your wife would really care. Or you wouldn't have to ask us if it was bad or not. Because I don't feel like you did anything wrong. But why is he asking us? Because his friends told them. They're like, oh, buddy, you cheated on your wife. And he's like, no, dude, we dance to the chair by George Strait. That's it. And it was also like five or six different women. If it was one woman the whole night,
Starting point is 00:11:36 That's different. And they liked him because he can cut a rug. Right. You can cut a freaking wrong. You can't penalize them? Come on. So, this is what I'm going to say. First of all, you can tell your wife because you're not going to get in trouble.
Starting point is 00:11:51 You can say something. Tell her like you told us. And you're going to learn real quick if it's okay or not. Real quick. Say, hey, we went out. We ended up going out to electric cowboy. Yeah, that's not a good start. We were two.
Starting point is 00:12:03 No, I didn't. Just kidding. We just ended up two-stepping all night. And like seven different women came and ask me to dance. Oh, my goodness. And we two-stepped. Bose, you're bad at this. No, and then the guys were like, you shouldn't have done that.
Starting point is 00:12:14 And I was like, why not? My wife, we just two-step. And then get her, if you want it, get her reaction. I don't think you did anything wrong, especially because there wasn't a rule, obviously, set where you couldn't dance with other women. And you dance with multiple women, and it was two-stepping. There's just a lot of factors here that say you did nothing wrong. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:31 He didn't have a rule yet. Right? He's about to get a rule. One could be enforced. One could be created and enforced. But if you're feeling guilty, tell it to her like you told us. Yeah. Like you're confused.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Send her that email. Man, that never really works, do you. Let's be real. Like, he's going to start with to see what happened was and then it's all over from there. No, you don't start it like that. First of all, you don't have to say anything. That's what I'm saying. No, no, I'm saying this.
Starting point is 00:12:56 You're fine, buddy. Because if you didn't feel like you did anything wrong, you probably didn't do anything wrong. If you had this crazy guilt on you, like, oh, should I have done it? That's different. you wouldn't have even thought about it had your homeboys not been like oh look at larry let's getting hairy so if you do have guilt and you want to say it don't go as an admission like i did something wrong yeah yeah you do it like you told us be like hey the guys are making fun of me because these women kept asking me to two still let me tell you they were ugly dude that you can throw that in there yeah that's there and then tell the story
Starting point is 00:13:29 that way like was i in the wrong so if you do have to tell her that's how you tell her so she doesn't feel like you're admitting guilt, you're kind of just confused as to why that would even be something to be guilty of. And then go ahead and think about what you would feel like if your wife was coming to you and said, hey, this guy wouldn't care. Dancing with the girls and one guy hasn't you to dance. One, not one guy, seven. And then five. Go ahead and care. I wouldn't care.
Starting point is 00:13:52 If that happened to Kailen, she has like seven, eight different dudes, I would not care at all. You wouldn't care? Nope. Two-step and, nope, not at all. I'd be like, that's awesome. Good for you. Two-step and like love songs? I'd be out of great.
Starting point is 00:14:02 It doesn't matter. Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? You said the chair, dude. Holy Ghost. Excuse me. I don't know, dude.
Starting point is 00:14:10 It's not about the song. It's about. George Trays. It's about the rhythm. Okay. You know? All right. Excuse me.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Okay. Thank you. You're good, buddy. I feel good about this. I feel good about you. But let us know. Yeah. Hit us back.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Yeah, you, you, yeah. Okay. That's the deal. If you want to email us, Morgan, what do they do? Mailbag at bobbybones.com. Thank you. Close it up. We got your email and I'm to close.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Bobby. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clivert Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrate.
Starting point is 00:15:08 One week I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 00:15:36 And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford. and a TikTok podcast network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends,
Starting point is 00:16:05 oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same process. prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no.
Starting point is 00:16:23 I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Everyone, I'm Ego Wode.
Starting point is 00:16:44 My next guest, you know from Stepbrothers, Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo. Woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot.
Starting point is 00:17:03 I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much. luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit.
Starting point is 00:17:28 If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right. It wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to thanks, Dad, on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you you get your podcast. Celebrities in the wild. We see them. We tell you about it. Ramundo saw a celebrity
Starting point is 00:17:54 at a grocery store. Yeah, at Kroger. Was it a singer, singer? Yes, definitely. Got number ones. And tell them what they were wearing before you say who it is. Yeah, they were wearing a shirt.
Starting point is 00:18:05 It was a jersey, and they had their name on it. Like their last name? Yeah. And why did you think that was so funny? I mean, that's going to show people. That's a big time, emblazing sign on the back
Starting point is 00:18:19 of you, this is me, I'm that artist. Do you think the artist wanted to be seen or could they have been in a celebrity softball game? Possibly. And I just think they don't give a rip. Meaning. You know what? It doesn't matter what they're doing. Somebody comes up to me, cool. Yeah, I got my name on my back. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:18:35 What's up? Oh, it's that kind of artist? Yeah. Got it. All right, let's do each of us get one question. Now you have to get two questions. We'll see if we can figure it out. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:42 Any go. Yes or now. Okay. It's got to be a dude, right? Yeah, obviously. So we're not even going to ask that. We're just going to go with the dude. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Okay. Was he... Has he done a collaboration with Florida Georgia Line? What? Yeah, Amy, I know you're talking about. You're talking about Cruz. That's the same... The song you're thinking.
Starting point is 00:19:05 I'm saying no. He's Nelly? No, no. B. B. Rexa? I thought... Okay. Chase Rice? Yeah, that's what I was that.
Starting point is 00:19:13 He didn't do the collaboration. He's a writer. He has... He's on a... a different song with them. Is he? Yeah. I thought he was on cruise.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Sorry. I was the name, because my next question was... What a confusing question. Okay. Because I was going to ask him he was on Survivor. Correct. No.
Starting point is 00:19:26 Go ahead. That's fine. Oh, man. Now that throws me off. Hold on. That's what you were on? Yes. My next question was,
Starting point is 00:19:34 was he on Survivor. But obviously it's not because he didn't do a collaboration with them. So now I'm throwing off. Is this person married? Yeah. Eddie? Is he a bigger dude? Yeah, I mean, he would definitely beat both our butts if that's what you're asking.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Oh, strong. No, we're not talking about kinky stuff. We're talking about fighting. Is this person over 40? No. Okay, see, these are real questions. Let's go. We're getting in there.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Does he have children? If he does, it's a young one, so I believe yes. But you don't know? No, no. Under 40, possibly kids. Lunchbox? Married. Married under 40.
Starting point is 00:20:17 Doesn't have kids. kids. Has he collaborated with Tim McGraw? Has he been in the studio in the last six months? I'll say yeah. Eddie? You said hits, multiple hits, more than two hits. No.
Starting point is 00:20:33 That's huge. That threw me off too. That's huge. This is the last question, though. Pick both of our butts. Got it. They'll beat your boats. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:45 Is this person from the South? Yeah. Okay. not John Hardy. He's from California. And he has more than one, two hits.
Starting point is 00:20:58 That's true. It's easy. They're not, I mean, I'm going to say Tyler Farr. He had two number ones. You think Tyler Farr could beat Ray up? No.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Yeah, 100%. You think? It's kind of a tall dude. We're still guessing, though. No, we're done. Oh, we're done. Oh, we're done. Oh, we're done.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Oh, boy. Okay. Because I can't think of anybody with only two hits. Number ones. Number ones. Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Because, I mean, John Party has a lot. Thomas Wrette has a lot. I'm in. I'm in. Amy, here you have. Thomas Rett has also, like, tons of kids. That's what I'm saying. I was thrown off by that.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Chase Rice doesn't have kids. I don't know. Annie? He probably is more of the number ones than this, but I don't know. Randy Hauser. Over 40, though, I think. I am. Well, maybe 39.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Tyler Farr. Eddie? Jelly Row. Parker McCollum? Kim Moore? It is. No, that's got more number one. I know, I'm just yelling at this point.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Go. Hardy, baby. No kids. He must have just got down on the baseball game or something. Yeah, probably. I mean, he plays like rec softball, I think. Yeah. He was like a baseball player in high school.
Starting point is 00:22:09 That's a good one. Wow, wow, wow. I saw a video where Hardy picked up a snake at the golf course. Like by the head. It was like, check it out, guys. That's crazy. I saw Sam Hunt do that, too. Really?
Starting point is 00:22:19 Yeah. What's wrong with these dudes? He just grabbed it and did. Yeah. You didn't say hi, Ray? No, I didn't. I was grocery shopping. It looked like he was doing the same.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Anybody bother him? No, no, no. It's one of those grocery stores. People just get in and get out. You're not there for it. Oh, one of those. Where you get your list and leave. What kind of grocery stores known for getting in and getting out?
Starting point is 00:22:39 It's kind of like a come and go. It's not like you're going to be there all day. It's a gas station. Yeah. So it's like a gas station. No, he said Kroger. It's a Kroger. It's a Kroger.
Starting point is 00:22:48 I would say if you're just going to get a couple quick items, you go to this Kroger. It's literally a Kroger. Yes, we said. I don't know what he's talking about. So some people hang out at other people? You did say that grocery store has a bar. I don't know which one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:00 Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, crowbar. It's called crowbar. Kroger bar, the crowbar. Or that's cool. Or something like that. But not raised because apparently they got like one aisle. You're not allowed to walk.
Starting point is 00:23:09 You got to run through, grab it, and get the crap out of there. Exactly. What were you getting at the grocery store? Uh, beer. Yeah, yeah. One item. What was Hardy getting? Uh, he might even getting booze, too.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Yeah. Yeah. So it's not a liquor store? but there's a beer aisle. What kind of beer you get? I do Micklob. Yeah. Trying to catch me to say something wrong there?
Starting point is 00:23:29 What was hard to getting? I was hard to getting, you know? I don't know. He was kidding. All right, Ray, thank you. Nobody wins. I was going to give whoever won $10,000. No.
Starting point is 00:23:39 I know, I know. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. After heavy snowfall, way late in the spring, it completely covered the fence in the backyard. the dog was able to just walk on top of the snow and walk right on out of the yard. It got lost in the mountain for five weeks.
Starting point is 00:24:01 There was a hiker, Zachary Hackett. And he actually took an accidental detour. He hikes this route all the time. For whatever reason, this day, he ended up on a different path, and that's when he came across the dog. What was the dog doing? Riley, just sitting there. He'd been there for five. Also hiking?
Starting point is 00:24:18 Yeah, I expect a route. No, no, because. Oh, no, no, he's not telling the truth. No, no. Okay, thanks for me. But the dog couldn't move, had lost half its body weight. So Zachary picked it up and hiked miles down the mountain. Took care of it overnight.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Next day, took it to the vet. Boom, boom. They were able to find the owner. And now Riley is back home. That snow basically built a ramp. Yeah, basically. Just walk right over the fence. No problem.
Starting point is 00:24:42 I suppose a dog doesn't sink through the snow, though. Is it packed in? Yeah, but a dog. We have to swallow it right up. Okay, well, that hiker definitely did not have to. to go on. What did you call it? The unexpected detour? Yeah, accidental detour. And then save the dog.
Starting point is 00:24:59 That's an awesome story. And I bet you the family was so happy that they got their dog back. I've been through that situation. Dang. All right, that's what's up. That is Tell Me Something Good. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. We have a bunch of segments that we did not do on the show and we bring them all together and we do our top five. Rejected segment.
Starting point is 00:25:18 So, here's how this works. You guys will send ideas in and Mike D.E. and I kind of look through them all. Sometimes we pick them. Sometimes we don't. But some of them we never would pick. And these are those top ones.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Now the honorable mention one goes to Amy. Oh, yes. I love when I make it because I never make it. Oh, because your stuff so good. You're just so good. No, it's either it makes it or just so bad. Never heard from it again. It doesn't even get put in the rejected segments, which sort of is making it.
Starting point is 00:25:45 So honorable mention is Amy, and this one was just so boring, so we didn't do it. She said a new personal record of 11 days without watching her hands. hair. Yeah. 11 days. That's a long time. Every woman out there is very impressed right now. You didn't get dreads?
Starting point is 00:26:02 No, I brushed. I brushed my hair. I just didn't wash it. Did we just not notice how greasy it was? No, I trained my hair to not be greasy. Don't worry about the thing. Every little thing is going to be all right. You just have to get through some really awkward parts.
Starting point is 00:26:17 All right, here we go. Rejected segments, the real ones. Number five. Mike D wanted to do a. fake funeral and all because Jamie Lee Curtis's brother was in the news because he had his own funeral because he wanted to be there while it happened and Mike said what if we spend the will and whoever it lands on we have to host their funeral here on the show
Starting point is 00:26:35 Oh yeah that's what I put too morbid yeah man I can't do that But also a celebration of life We don't need to do that right now but then it feels like we're gonna die Yeah I don't like that weird too morbid so I kicked that one out and I want to say this the top four we're all from the same person oh let's see it's the first time the history of rejected segments that someone has almost dominated the entire top five.
Starting point is 00:26:58 I feel like it's either Ray or lunchbox. At number four, Eddie. Oh, what? What? Four of them? Number four. Oh, boy. And these are going to be good. This one was considered too braggy.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Eddie said, what would you be the king of? And then he listens to stuff he'd be the king of. Yeah. It all came from the coronation of the king of England. And Eddie was like, what would you be the king of, Eddie? Dad? Being dads? King of the dads. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Grilling. Oh, grill king. That's good.
Starting point is 00:27:28 So instead of that, what we would have done is we can all pick something you'd be the king of. For you. No, no, no, everyone picks their... No, no, no, how you wanted to do it was too braggy. Now, this is the fun way to do it here. Lunchbox, what would Eddie be the king of? Lying. Huh? He's talking about. Oh, you know what, I'll donate a kidney. I'll give a waiter a huge tip. I'll get a butt lift.
Starting point is 00:27:51 That's funny. Everything he says is a lot. Amy, what would Eddie be the king of? The king of like just smiling. King of smiles. I like it. Hey, that's braggie. I'll take it.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Ray, what would Eddie be the king of? Brown nose. The king of brown nose? Yeah. There you go. Is that because I'm Mexican? No. No.
Starting point is 00:28:11 No. No. No. No. No. I don't know. I feel like pessimism. He's always very pessimistic about things.
Starting point is 00:28:18 He's optimistic. I thought you'd say Delegating I'm not saying King of Baldheads Is that what you Is that yours Bones?
Starting point is 00:28:26 No mine is King He's being a good dude You know But I thought you I thought you I was going to say King of the Bald Heads Well
Starting point is 00:28:30 Yeah I went with lying So I don't know why I missed It was supposed to be Something like No No you're good
Starting point is 00:28:35 Amy Amy yours was I mean Hey Eddie I'm on a digital detox I mean he lies About everything
Starting point is 00:28:39 He says is a lie Hey what's the next one What would Lunchbox To the King of Uh Me
Starting point is 00:28:46 Me me Me me I would go Stench smell the king of smell stinky yeah that's good
Starting point is 00:28:54 Amy yeah yeah god you nailed it dirty like his car I'm the king of dirt I'm the king of dirt
Starting point is 00:28:59 that mess greed the king of greed see this would have been the segment to do but also it turns away negative hey but it's good though okay what about Amy
Starting point is 00:29:07 king of what lost okay what lost nobody died she got divorced yeah but she lost I also
Starting point is 00:29:14 half her I also have lost that's a good point Any king of clumsy? Queen. Okay, fine, queen. Whatever. The game is king.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Did you have one? Niceness, Amy. He's going to say nice. The king of, sorry, the queen of lack of depth perception. Yeah, backing into things, walking into things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, we'll move on. Thank goodness.
Starting point is 00:29:42 The terrible bit. That's my point. Either way was bad, but the second way was, You guys can do me. I don't want to hear the crap online, so go ahead. I'm the king of lunchbox. Oh, man, humble brags. Thank you, Eddie.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Blindness. What? You gotta go after a physical train? What? What? You're going to bald head. No, I said, I'm surprised they wouldn't. I would never say that.
Starting point is 00:30:03 Well, you went after my death perception. That's not a physical. Yes, it is. You can only see this. Amy, go ahead. Certain part. Get one for me. Go hard, Amy.
Starting point is 00:30:16 Okay, the king of. Name drop. No, like sort of self deprivation. Deprivation? Isn't that the way you say it? Like sometimes you... Discipline? No, no.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Like, I feel like something's... Working hard? Listen, you're like, oh, I'm so bad at this and so bad at this. And then you're, like, you're so... And then you end up being so good at it. But that's not deprivation. What is it? Deprivation would be keeping me out of, like, not letting myself have something.
Starting point is 00:30:41 Oh. How do we say it? Deprication? Like, I'm self-deprecating? Yeah. Make fun of myself? Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:47 I don't know. Number three. Eddie, it's with you, but yeah. This one we said no to because we felt like it was just filling space in an email to have something to send in. I've had weeks like that. Go ahead. Eddie said, is this considered littering?
Starting point is 00:31:01 So I boiled two eggs in the morning. Oh, no, this is good. This is real good. So I boiled two eggs in the morning and I'm in a hurry and ate them on the go, so I peeled them and throw the shells out the window. Am I littering? No. And we've talked about this before, bananas, fruit.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Sunflower seeds. You can't throw that out the window. You said that. I didn't say that. Yeah, really? It's not littering. I wouldn't throw it out the window like in the middle of the road because people will see it and be like, oh, that guy's littering, you take a picture license plate, whatever. I do that report you.
Starting point is 00:31:25 But it's not littering if you throw a piece of fruit out. Somebody may slip on the banana that could hurt somebody. The car can spin out of control. I've seen it, Eddie. Yeah, well, you know, like, a little documentary called Mario Card. I've ever heard of it? When you throw an eggshell, it's like white and really like noticeable. But it's biodegradable.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Yeah, rejected segment three is Eddie just filling space there. Number two. Now this one, I put it number two and then I thought, it's kind of interesting. Come on. Come on. So I couldn't decide if it was stupid or really interesting, so we're going to do it. Lunchbox has had a reminder on his computer for two months now. Oh, it's not there now.
Starting point is 00:31:58 Because I sent this in like weeks ago. Where is it? Where is the reminder? It said on his computer. So are you saying this was a lie? It was really saying. No, no, no, no. No, no.
Starting point is 00:32:09 What is he talking about? It said email so and so about. Don't forget to email guy about and there's scribble and he can't read it. Yeah, yeah. I wonder if you ever emailed that person. I don't know what he thought. All right. There you go.
Starting point is 00:32:20 See? The king of the liar strikes again. That's messed up. Finally, number one. And hey, why you look at my computer? Number one. Here we go. Eddie wants to know, did guys have a bathroom routine.
Starting point is 00:32:30 And what we did, we said this was too gross to sit through because he goes, like not brushing your teeth, but actually going to the bathroom. Oh, I thought it was going to be like skin care. No, no. No, he said it's, Eddie goes, I used the bathroom every day at the same time.
Starting point is 00:32:41 It's usually 2 p.m. At the past a couple of days, I've messed up by going early. My body wants it. And he just goes through. Here's what happened. So I messed up my routine. My routine's 2 o'clock every day.
Starting point is 00:32:50 I get home and that's what I do. Like straight to the bathroom, I do it. But I messed it up one morning and now it's during the show. No, I don't need to know this. So now I'm like, what do I do? It's during the show. I'm really, every once in a while, like, before I come to work, my body tells me I got to go. And I'm like, man, this is, my body clock's all off.
Starting point is 00:33:06 And so I go at like four in the morning. It's like, this is, my day is all messed up. See? He knows what I'm talking about. So that one was too gross. Oh. And just didn't care enough. What about your routine bones?
Starting point is 00:33:18 What time? No. I sit and scream. Oh, yeah, yeah. You struggle with it. Yeah, yeah. That's why you didn't want to do it. I'm basically having a baby every day.
Starting point is 00:33:27 Yeah, sorry about that. That was rejected segments. Eddie, congratulations, 80% of the rejected segments is fun. Terrible. By the way, we have like 10 other ones that didn't make the list list. We'll do in the post show today. And that's not just me, right? It's not just you.
Starting point is 00:33:41 There are other people's as well. All right, rejected segments. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me
Starting point is 00:34:34 or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends.
Starting point is 00:35:08 I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends, oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated, the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands.
Starting point is 00:35:27 I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:35:48 What's up, everyone? I'm Ego Vodom. My next guest, you know from Stepbrothers, Anchorman Saturday Night Live and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through and I know it's a place they come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet.
Starting point is 00:36:21 Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeart Radio app. Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. All right, questions for the room. Everybody gets one. I'll go first.
Starting point is 00:36:58 What's something that you're willing to pay a little extra for because it's worth the money? And I'll go first while you guys think about it since it's my question. Underware? Worth the money? For sure. Because for a long time, I just wore the whitey tides. Oh, gosh. So it's not good.
Starting point is 00:37:17 And it haven't in a while. And then I would just go and buy whatever the cheapest box or briefs were. but they rip their holes. But the thing is, and that would be okay, but I just stick with them so long that I'm trying to hold the underwear. So I don't. So underwear for me,
Starting point is 00:37:33 because I've got some good ones. I wear Tommy John some. Oh, okay, nice. Yes, very nice. And there's never any issues with them. They don't rip. There are no holes. It's excellent.
Starting point is 00:37:41 So I'm going to go underwear. I'm also going to go socks just because same reason. And toilet paper. Oh, toilet paper is a good one. You get bad toilet paper. You regret getting bad toilet paper almost immediately. Immediately.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Yeah, right away. So those are the three things. that I would pay a little extra for and I do pay a little extra for because it actually makes it a difference. Amy? Well, you bring up toilet paper, makes you think of paper towels. Like, I love a good, awesome paper towel. And sometimes I do try to buy the less expensive ones because I'm like, I don't want to spend this on paper towels.
Starting point is 00:38:08 And I always end up going back to spend the money on the paper towels because they're just so different. Eddie? Cheese. I mean, look, like, yeah, yeah. I used to be cool with like the singles and like just the little store brand, you know, mild cheddar or whatever. Uh-uh. But if you go to the deli and you get legit cheese, it's worth the extra $4 or whatever. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:38:29 I'm a cheese guy now. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I love a block of cheese. Sereal. You buy that cheap cereal, it doesn't taste the same. But you go get cinnamon toast crunch.
Starting point is 00:38:39 That tastes legit. You go getting the crunch toast. Not very good. Crunch toast instead of cinnamon toast crunch. Yeah. I mean, they have to name it something that can't be the exact same. I'm telling you, the cereal is by far. the one. All right. Next question. Lunchbox, what do you have? I want to know who's the rat.
Starting point is 00:38:57 Who's the rat in here? What do you mean? What are you talking about? Oh, yeah, because all of a sudden I talk about Netflix, you know, allowed me to keep going and I get on Saturday and guess what? My Netflix doesn't work. You think you're the rat. But you think one of us called to tell on you. Yeah, I think one of you guys got mad and was like, you know what, I'll show lunchbox and you guys contacted Netflix that, hey, I think I don't know how to contact Netflix. And I don't know your account. Oh, sure you don't. No, I sure you don't. What? Why is it And I don't know your account number to even tell them. It's not even under your name. I don't know your in-laws names either.
Starting point is 00:39:27 Who's the rat? You don't want to respond to that point? No, I mean, you can say all that. A rat is never going to say, oh, I don't know this. You're one of the smartest people in the world. You don't know how to contact Netflix. Okay. I don't know how to contact.
Starting point is 00:39:39 Quizble is seventh grade and you don't know how to contact Netflix. I could probably send an email to customer service, but I don't know the account. No one told on you. I think you just got got by what they're doing. Like your time came. Yeah, you came. Oh, are you the rat? No.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Talking about it. How would I know how to cancel your subscription? Oh, how would I know to do? No, I don't know how to do that. Okay. I don't think anybody hears that. Amy? Did I say something that offended you so then you come after me?
Starting point is 00:40:05 Well, you do say stuff, but I think you're a rat. You talk about it on a national platform. Like regularly. Any listener could have told on you if that were... Or any listener could work for Netflix. And they're like, oh, da-da-ro-roop. That's true. No, I don't think there's any rat in this room.
Starting point is 00:40:19 I think you ratted yourself out. And relax. I think we work with a rat. Okay. Amy, what is your question? Are you to yours? Would you answer it? She said yes, she's the rat.
Starting point is 00:40:28 I'm not the rat. Okay, what is your question? What is something that everybody is super proud of themselves for? I mean, raising four kids. Nice. Pretty proud of that. Nice. Lunchbox?
Starting point is 00:40:43 Prom king, obviously. I mean, it's so awesome. I mean, I'm thinking more recent. Like something. You didn't say that, though. You said, what is something? Yeah. Or just like that you.
Starting point is 00:40:53 you are proud of that you're celebrating yourself for. Promke. We got bones. I don't know. We just hit 10 years on this show. Oh, that's huge. Yeah. We didn't want to celebrate that. We thought the company might, but no. They didn't. We can still do something. You know who celebrated from the company? JC.
Starting point is 00:41:12 Jack Crout. Oh, wow. So you're JC. We had 10 years here. Not Jesus Christ. That'd be cool. We didn't work for the company. But yeah, no, we didn't. I would say we've been on 10 years here. We've been managed, you know, I've managed not get fired so far. So that's pretty good. Yeah. You?
Starting point is 00:41:28 I'm doing a journaling challenge, and I haven't skipped a day in like months. And so I'm celebrating that because normally I, you know, move on from something. You want to know how we know we're lame. We're celebrating journaling. Like, I mean, what did you say you're celebrating? Problem. I mean, that's not the name. That's not lame.
Starting point is 00:41:47 Like, no, no, people listening to this right now are like, oh, these guys are so cool. And then we're like, let's celebrate something. And Amy goes, I write a journal. You think people listening to us are thinking we're so cool when. It doesn't matter when. I don't take shots to anybody. Nobody thinks we're so cool.
Starting point is 00:42:01 Right. People think that at times some of us are just like them. But I don't think you're making anything for so cool. Oh, man. I mean, you want to talk about living a boring life. I'm bragging about journaling. You're bragging about something that happened in 12th grade. Right.
Starting point is 00:42:15 Yeah. It was a long time ago, man. But also, I'm showing an example of like. You live more life since then than you'd live to that point. Let's say, 18. Yeah. You can also just celebrate the simple things, like, and be proud of yourself. Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Eddie, do you have a question yet? I haven't done my question. What's yours? So what song makes you smile as soon as it comes on? Oh, that's a good one. Come on. What's yours? Mine's a thousand miles of Vanessa Carlton.
Starting point is 00:42:42 Dude, as soon as I hear, da-da-da-da-da-da-da. I'm like, God, so good. We should do that dance party this week. Come on. That's a good one. Probably. league. Why do you build me out?
Starting point is 00:42:54 How do you build me out? Don't know. Don't know. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Dude, we should play that game where you try to start it. You're like, boom. I'm not surprised you guys got that from that.
Starting point is 00:43:05 Oh, dude, that's good. Amy? On the road again, Willie Nelson. Oh, that's good. Lunchbox? Man. This is going to make me sound like less of a man, though. You can sound lame?
Starting point is 00:43:17 What is it? Part in the USA. Miley Cyrus. That's a good one. I can't even do that one. If one of us said, you'd hate us for it, but we're not going to hate you for it. That's right. No, no, that's right.
Starting point is 00:43:26 We're showing you. I'm just saying, man, I didn't want to admit it, but. You know the words? Yeah, I get off at L.A. X. And I'm in my card again. Am I going to fit in? And I get in the cab, and the J.Z song is on. And the J.Z. song is on.
Starting point is 00:43:41 And I put my hands up. Singing that song. Whoa, party in the USA. Yeah, that's a jam. Yeah. You singing it made me smile, actually. Dang. Is that good it is?
Starting point is 00:43:51 All right, final question. Morgan, what is your question for the room? Are you allowed to adjust the thermostat at a friend or relative's house? Not without asking. Why do you ask? Well, because I had people over and somebody adjusted my thermostat without asking me. And I was like, well, I guess I just felt that they were obligated to. Yeah, don't touch my thermostat.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Yeah, I never really thought about that. But I would never touch someone's thermostat. You can say you're cold or you're hot. Or, hey, if it's somebody you're close to. Amy, can I turn a thermostat? Can I have to put it up to or put it down? But you can't just go up and change it. Oh.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Especially if you're not super close, because I'm thinking about it. I'll probably do it at Amy's house. What if you're spinning? Yeah. Oh, you would be. If you're close, I think you probably shouldn't, but you still can because who gets a crap. And if you're spinning the night, like, maybe in your, have the thermostat near your room. If it's like split into sections.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Like upstairs, downstairs, you might be like, oh, I'm going to turn it down one. General answer is no. You should not touch a thermostat. That's not yours. So someone just changed yours? Yeah, I had like a group of people over and I guess it was getting hot and I was just, you know, busy like hosting, I guess. And they just went over and changed it without asking me. I was like, well, I guess it was hot in here for people.
Starting point is 00:44:57 They felt they could do it. Not someone you were super close to. I am more close than not close, but not like my best friend. General rule, no thermostat changing unless you ask if it's not. If you're not paying the bill for it, you probably shouldn't change it. Oh man. At my parents' house, I change it all the time. That's your family.
Starting point is 00:45:11 I think family, you change it. Yeah. But that's somebody you're super close to. Yeah. Yeah. Like even Amy, I would change it. I mean, because my parents in the summer, when it's 100 degrees in Austin, they don't turn the AC on.
Starting point is 00:45:21 They leave the windows open. I'm like, you guys are nuts. And I go visit, hey, AC, baby. What temperature do you put it on? 74. Because they have it. They just have it off. So it's just like, that's a complete shock to their system.
Starting point is 00:45:34 They are nuts. What would you keep it on if it were yours at your house in Austin and summer? I was like 72. So it wasn't too bad. Normal. Yeah, normal. And did they ever go, it's so cold in here?
Starting point is 00:45:46 And they turn it off. And I'll wake up in the middle night sweating. I'm like, all right, got to go. It's a battle. What's the temperature in here right now? Like 37, probably. What does it say, Morgan? I bet you it's 67.
Starting point is 00:45:56 He's about to say turn it down more. Yeah, it's 67. It's crazy, man. Not even that cold. What are you talking about? It's freezing. You keep it cold. Why when you take your SAT or your ACT, so they keep the air cold?
Starting point is 00:46:07 I don't remember. That was a long time ago. Because you're on alert. Yeah, why are we living in the past? You're Chris. You're thinking clearly. Why does everybody have long sleeves on and they're freezing? Look at me.
Starting point is 00:46:16 I'm in a short-sleeved shirt. Oh, I have a heater. All your computers keep you warm. I also have my blanket over here. I am surrounded by computers. Yeah. That's a healthy heat, I'll be honest with you. I just saw to something.
Starting point is 00:46:27 What? Like, you're surrounded by all that around you. And the lights up there, too. Yeah, but do we worry about, they say not to put... Well, normalization. Luckily, I keep it really close to my testes. Yes. So...
Starting point is 00:46:38 That's what I mean. They say for men not to put their laptop on their lap. They don't have on my lap. But, I mean, it's hovering. It's got all that over there. I have to. What do you want me to do? You're just kind of tucked in.
Starting point is 00:46:49 That's interesting. I don't know. It is. It is. Okay. Everybody feel good about the questions? Yeah. Everybody got their question in? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:55 Okay, good. You rats. Here's a voicemail from Marie in Austin, Texas. I just got tickets to your show here in November. But I have to tell you, I went online to go buy tickets, and I was almost at checkout, and I was like something was going off in my head that told me to go and check your Instagram to make sure I was buying tickets from the right site, and I was not. So I almost got scammed.
Starting point is 00:47:20 I felt so much like Amy. But we got tickets, and we are excited to see you in November. Hey, thanks. How do you feel when people say so much like Amy? Because you did bring that on yourself. Yeah, I mean, I guess I'll just have to own it and embrace it. And people change. And she made a decision that was good for her based on some of the decisions that you made that you
Starting point is 00:47:41 wished maybe you wouldn't have. Right. But now I do the same thing. I make better. decisions because of me too. Yeah. I like that. And y'all, y'all too.
Starting point is 00:47:51 Well, you found it's scam alert, so thank you. For those asking that show in Austin is a charity show that Jordan Davis and myself were doing. And that is not part of like the tour that I'm going to announce. It's a very small tour. But I'm going to do like eight to ten cities.
Starting point is 00:48:07 But that's all. That's all I'm going to say for now. But it will be coming up soon. But that is not it. That's a different situation, all for charity. You can go if you want tickets to this in Central Texas, Go to ACL Live. Just Google that. I'm not sure the website. ACL Live, and that show is in November.
Starting point is 00:48:22 A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way,
Starting point is 00:48:37 this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for Raw. unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Cliverts Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations,
Starting point is 00:49:05 stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me, or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either.
Starting point is 00:49:41 We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield. in this new season of The Girlfriends. Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care.
Starting point is 00:50:01 So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the Girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever.
Starting point is 00:50:18 for you get your podcast. Everyone, I'm Ago Wadam. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo. Woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever.
Starting point is 00:50:41 I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place they come look for up and coming talent. He said if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration.
Starting point is 00:51:13 It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat, just hang in there. Yeah. It would not be Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot in luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Here's Amy's pile of stories. I have tips to avoid falling for a Facebook Marketplace scam. Anyone you guys ever been on Facebook Marketplace? No.
Starting point is 00:51:41 bought something? Yes. You do? I feel like the basically dark web. I'll be honest with you. I feel like Facebook Marketplace is the dark web. Oh, I think that's Craigslist now. Facebook Marketplace is where it's at.
Starting point is 00:51:51 Oh. Okay, go ahead. I buy and sell on there. So first of all, the listing or offer, if it seems too good to be true, it probably is. The payment method, if it seems suspect, like they're like, hey, could you make that a wire transfer or something? It's $9. All of one was that towel set, man. You're trying to have a wire transfer?
Starting point is 00:52:12 Or could you put that on prepaid gift cards? Those are red flags. They push for external communication, like if they want to move to a different app or even get your phone number to start texting you. Or if they want to go to WhatsApp and then talk in an accent that does not sound like they are in America. Yeah. I don't know. Sometimes I'll see like a Jeep for sale for $11 and I'm like that can't be accurate. I feel like I'm being scams. That's clickbait. They want you to, they're like, you see $11, you click on it. It doesn't mean it's a scam, but someone wants to get your attention. I'm telling you, if they're selling me a Jeep for $11, that's a scam. That's a deal. What did you try? No, no, it's a scam. What did you try to buy, Amy?
Starting point is 00:52:47 Oh, so, well, I literally did some of this as the buyer. I asked the seller. What if she's scamming people from all she's learned on scam alert? Like all that we're saying don't do, she's taking home and she's using it for her own advantage. No, no, but I, so. Carrappa's gift cards? You're trying to get those? I lost my dining room table, well, everything in my dining room in my half.
Starting point is 00:53:09 To the divorce? Yeah. Oh, man. Oh, wow, wow. Oh, man. So, anyhow, doing some shopping. So I went to Facebook Marketplace, and I found the most amazing dining room table and chairs. In fact, it kind of looked like a stock photo that it was too good to be true.
Starting point is 00:53:25 But it is. You just said, though, don't believe it. It's too good to be true. Oh, no, I'm so confused. But it wasn't. It was from a home, like in Nashville. But I am not on Facebook that much, and I was sending her bunch of messages. So I said, hey, could we move this to text?
Starting point is 00:53:40 Because I'm going to miss some of these messages, and I'm going to be out and about. So I asked for her phone number. Hey, big time. Out and about. Looking for me, I'll be out on the valve. And then I also said, I also asked if wire transfer was a way for me to pay. How are you wiry train? Weird.
Starting point is 00:53:54 I don't know. I just thought, I honestly don't know how to go to the bank. Anyway. You don't know how to go to the bank and get money out? Yeah, she's scamming everybody. Wow. Amy is a scammer. If someone said to me I want to pay via wire transfer for something that was four or five hundred bucks,
Starting point is 00:54:08 I would just think something fishy was about to happen. See, it's just tricky right now. You have a wire? No, I don't even honestly know that I know. know how to do that part, but I just thought, like, Venmo, you can only pay a certain amount. And then I, my banking is, it's a table and eight chairs and a painting. Eight chairs. You having a picnic? And a painting. Well, you didn't add the painting. Yeah, I know, but there was other things that she was selling. And so I was like, oh, I'll take that
Starting point is 00:54:33 too. I'll take that too. But anyway, Facebook Marketplace is a great place to shop, but just look out for these. Things that you're doing. Got it. Go ahead. And then as the buyer, I don't need to do them. This person really, really, really, really, really. loved their cat. His name is Soren hi and he revealed on TikTok that he freeze dried his cat. Apparently this is a better way. Dead, though. After the cat had died. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:56 Yeah, it died. Well, why? Why do you do that? Well, if it was alive, that'd have been bad. That'd have been not loving the cat. Oh, right, right, right. Right. Yes. I don't mind it. If you're going to stuff it and some people do that and we had friends that were taxidermis as a kid, people would stuff everything they loved.
Starting point is 00:55:11 If they loved or killed it, it's probably going to get stuffed. So, yes, weird. Yes, wrong. No. Because sometimes people go to the taxonomy for the cats. Well, he says that freeze drying is better than taxidermy because it's less impact on the body tissues
Starting point is 00:55:28 and it preserves it. The cat's not a lot. I know that this is what he was sharing and I was like, wow. They can do the stuffed ones almost perfectly now. Yeah. I guess, forget those ads on Instagram. Do you want a driver cover? Looks like
Starting point is 00:55:44 your dog? And I'm like, well, that can't. That can't look like Stanley. Oh my God? But they can really create fake stuffed animals that look like. I would do that instead of turning your cat in a beef jerky or whatever he's doing. Your actual animal? Like you just get a stuffed animal that is made to look like your animal. That's cute.
Starting point is 00:56:01 They can make it pretty easily. Yeah, what else? Morgan Wallin says that. Oh, I'm watching video of her holding her cat. It's a girl. It's a woman. It's a woman. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:09 Soren Hai is the name. I wouldn't know either to attach what gender to it. It's a woman. She's petting it in her lap and it's freeze dried. Weird. Yeah, I felt bad for it. So is it so cold? Like, how's she holding the question?
Starting point is 00:56:19 I don't think it's still frozen. Stay cold. Okay. All right, what else? Morgan Wallen says that being a father has given him something to live for. It's what's most important to him. Before becoming a dad a couple years ago, he doesn't know if he would really call himself selfish, but at the end of the day, he probably really was before becoming a dad.
Starting point is 00:56:40 And so, I'm just curious to you in the last few years, what is something that has given you something to live for, Bobby. What in the world? Were you thinking about not living? I mean, having a wife. Yeah, I was going to say it. I just thought you would like go right into that. Yeah. I have to say it. I mean, that's the I answer, but I thought she wanted something different. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:00 I don't know. The kids? Wait, what kids? Animals. I don't know, man. I want to give a better like, you know, but no, my wife, obviously. All right, thank you, Amy. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's a pile of stories. It's time for the good news.
Starting point is 00:57:16 Tell me something good. Ricardo was working at H.E.B., the grocery store in Pleasantton, Texas, and he's doing the curbside to go when he gets the call, yeah, I'm in Spot 2. Can you bring my order? And he goes out. And it's this old granny and goes, ma'am, you know you have a flat tire, right? She goes, no, I didn't. He goes, hold on, I'll be right back. He goes to his manager says, hey, this lady in Spot 2 has a flat tire. Can I get my jack and change her tire? Manager's like, go for it. So he goes to his car, gets the jack.
Starting point is 00:57:46 Boobroo! Changes the tire. Boom. All for that old lady. That's awesome. Then what happens? Then. I do it. I know.
Starting point is 00:57:53 Get this. There's a lady that has a nonprofit that, like, recognizes people in the community. She happened to be there and see it, and she presented him a check with $500. Whoa. Wow. Boy, Ricardo. And then what happened? That's it.
Starting point is 00:58:06 Did he spend it? What did he buy? What did you buy? We want to know. What, N-N. It doesn't say there is no in-then. Oh, N-N-N-N. No.
Starting point is 00:58:13 No, in-N-N. And the philosophy is show up. Give a flip, repeat of that nonprofit. I'll be suing for that one. I don't know about that. Sounds a lot like fighting. It was my saying. Great story.
Starting point is 00:58:27 Ricardo, nice job, buddy. You definitely didn't have to do that. That is what it's all about. That was tell me something good. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care which I'm saying. Yep, that's me.
Starting point is 00:58:40 Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfilled of conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it.
Starting point is 00:58:59 Listen to The Clifford Show on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok podcast network on TikTok. When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands. I vowed. I will be his last target. He is not going to get away with this. He's going to get what he deserves. We always say that trust your girlfriends. Listen to the girlfriends.
Starting point is 00:59:31 Trust me, babe. On the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, everyone? I'm Ego Wood. My next guest, it's Will Ferrell. My dad gave me the best advice ever. He goes, just give it a shot. But if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit.
Starting point is 00:59:58 If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an IHeart podcast.
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