The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Early) Lunchbox Rehearses Acting Scenes with Bobby + What We’d Auction off From our Personal Biggest Accomplishments + Mailbag: Husband Lied About Vasectomy

Episode Date: July 26, 2022

Lunchbox may have an acting role. Bobby revealed last week that he got him an audition. So in order to prepare, they act out some famous scenes to see if he has what it takes. We share what things from our personal life we would auction off to make the most money. In the mailbag, a husband wants to come clean after lying to his wife about getting a vasectomy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And Amy, I know you went over to her page as well and you donated on the page. Yeah, so I noticed that you could see what everybody had donated. And I already had a number in mind where I went there. Yeah, I can see everybody. I did not know that. Yeah, I know, because I had a number in mind. And I was like, well, this is interesting. So I start scrolling down and see if I recommend that.

Why would you go look at everybody? Why not? Are you the person that zooms in on the house? No. When someone posts inside their house and you're like zooming in, seeing what's... No, it was so easy and simple to just scroll down and see what's up. And I see Bobby's name and then I see the number and I'm like, dang. Okay.

So then I'm just like, well, I'm going to now up my donation because I feel like Bobby set the bar. Hi, which was very generous of you and awesome. and I want to be supportive, and there's no reason why I shouldn't donate that amount, so now we're the same. Well, two things. I wasn't setting a bar. But then I was like, should we be the same?

Because Bobby makes way more than me, so I don't know. And again, we just donate based on what we have. I don't have two kids. That is very true. So, and... I mean, and I know that we're both involved in other things, but like she's a special person, and I want to support this is a big deal for her.

So it will be happening. Well, you... I'm just letting you. know that you've encouraged me and that will be happening and your name is right there with the dollar. But here's the thing. I didn't go, I didn't even write Bobby Bones. It's my real, I think it's my real name because it was whatever was on the, yeah. So you know I know your real name, right? No, I know that, but I didn't. My, yes. I do know that. But my point is. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That I didn't put it. Some people be like Bobby Bones because it's my real last name up there.

I don't think anybody did. I think it's just the way you enter the information. It must have everybody logged in because I don't even remember seeing like anonymous or no name. name or anything. I didn't even know you could see all this. And now I'm looking and I definitely, without a look, I'd have given more because there are other. Who else is on the list? Well, I'm not saying that.

But I was like, I feel like I should really do it. And you did. But it's like, well, now I've got to go back and do more. I'm looking at this time. But this time you're like, Bobby, boom. I use emoji, a bone emoji and everything. Okay. Well, first of all, don't compare your.

No, don't give me a thumbs up. That's not good. No. Don't compare yourself to others. when doing nice things. Right. Don't. But then when your name's going to be listed too.

Be conscious of that. I'm like, okay, I got to be supportive. Now I feel awkward. Don't feel awkward. Also, because I'm not, there's other people on here. Okay, well, we're good. Let's get going Tuesday show.

We got a couple things that's happening today. We got a mailbag about a guy who lied about getting a vasectomy. We have Tyler Hubbard from Florida, Georgia Line, who I interviewed. This interview is not up yet. It will be up Friday, but I'm going to play a clip

where he's talking about him and BK from FGL, and I just ask him, do you guys hate each other? The rumor was they disagreed politically, and that is what, and I just had, I asked him, I think people wanted to know, I'm going to play that for you coming up from that interview. We'll get into that, and today, two truths and a lie.

Oh, big one. Yeah, big one. Somebody's got a chance to win $5,000 and possibly more money because my show's snaking the grass, which, by the way, is on NBC tonight, but the real premieres on USA on August 1st, But tonight after AGT is like the sample episode. So I hope people watch it tonight.

That's awesome. It is time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. I wanted to confess something after listening to Scuba Steve, not wanting to get a vasectomy,

even though his wife wants him to. I'm in my late 30s. I have four kids and my wife has been asking me to get a vasectomy for about a year. I didn't want to get it done. The entire thing just freaked me out. And I thought maybe someday we decided to have another kid. We have four girls.

I was holding out for a boy, even though my wife says we're done. Earlier this year, she was persistent in me getting one. I finally caved. Here's the thing. I never got it. Oh my gosh. I lied and said I did. What?

I made an appointment, then canceled it at the last minute, Then just read about the procedure online and faked all the details My wife still has no idea He faked the whole recovery like this is good. That's the fun part to fake though I just hang out But now I'm feeling like I should come clean months have passed What would be your advice on telling her I lied and handling the fallout? Good luck signed anonymous in Augusta

So my advice to you is first of all you can just say I didn't get it done and deal with that and maybe you never want to get it done and okay That's fine But you can also do the real honest thing and go, I didn't get it done, but I think I should get it done. I'm very sorry. Or you could do the semi-honest thing. Oh, man.

Go and get it done and just play the part of someone who got it done again because it wasn't done right the first time. How do we feel like that? No, no, no, no. Your whole thing stresses me out. I don't even think you can call that semi-honest. It's semi-honest because you're going to get it done like you were told to begin with. It's not semifist.

You're faking a pain that's not there. Hey, it is what it is. You got it done. That's what she wanted. Um, that, the best option is to just go, hey, I didn't get it done. No, it's not. No, I'm just telling you, no, because the listener's going to yell at me. So let me just say the part, like the after school special part.

You're sorry and you'll do better next time. Yes. Okay. Yes. But I'd do that third option. All right. Lunchbox, what's up? This is easy.

You say you've got to travel for work, make an out-of-town appointment, so you're in a hotel, you get it done. Boom. But she can prove you're not traveling for work. You got to be smarter about your semi-truth. Why are y'all making this? So much more complicated. They're going to catch you. You're going to get caught in another line.

It's going to be worse. Yeah. I said what I said. Dude, I would be the worst. I'd be like, I don't know what's wrong with me, but I got to go in. Scoob, Steve, any talk in your household about your vasectomy? It hasn't come up since we talked about it on the show, but I do like this guy's move of just not doing it and playing it off. But now he's got himself in trouble.

And the only way to get yourself out of trouble is to be semi-honest. We all learned that back in school. He's not in trouble, though. He will be. Until she gets pregnant. He will be for sure. Yeah. Okay.

Thank you. Anonymous in Augusta Something's got to change You're not going to be able to keep living This story So figure out what you need to do If it's an admission, if it's an admission And a do or if it's just a do

With no admission There's your options Let us know how it goes Good luck That's your mailbag close it up We've got your email And we read it on the air Now it's about to close

Bobby's mail bag Yeah I do a podcast from my house called The Bobbycast and Tyler Hubbard from FGL was in and it doesn't come out until Friday but I asked her if they don't like each other. You did? I had to. If I didn't, I think our listeners will be like, yo, bro, like you're the one that's got to ask these questions because nobody else will. And I said, hey, so the rumor is you guys don't get along because you're politically different and that's what made you guys fight. Wow, you went for it.

I honestly felt like I had to do it for the integrity of, I don't know. There's not a lot of integrity here, but I just feel like the listeners will be like you you have to ask somebody has to ask So I asked him I said was it political division that caused you guys to go separate ways and pursue solo careers And we went way in depth and I even said hey because they're done they're done they're done they're done done done He says this they're finishing their shows they have contracts to They think till September they have some shows they have to do Wow and I said okay well let's say September comes and I give offer you a million bucks to play a wedding because we just done that bit you do it he goes no wow this is no new

deals so they're not doing any shows he says maybe we'll check back in in five years or 10 years and see but nope not doing it so it's all up there on the we did an hour and we talked about all kinds of stuff but i just had to ask the question because that's what everybody wants to know so i'm going to play you some of this i'm going to play you the part about the political division i want to play you about BK is one that said, hey, maybe we should break up, dude, go solo. Not Tyler. According to Tyler. According to this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So here we go. I'm going to play you some of this, but it comes out on Friday. That's all. Enjoy this three-minute clip of it, but there's a lot in this. This is Tyler Hubbard, the lead singer, the one that goes, yeah, baby, from FGL. Here you go. On the Bobby Bone Show now.

Tyler Hubbard. All right, Tyler Hubbard is here. What does indefinite? What's the term you guys used? Indefinite hiatus? What was the official term? With FTO? Yeah, because I'm sure you sat in a room.

My official thing was we're not breaking up, we're just taking a break. So yeah, for me, I mean, I told BK, you know, we're going to give this 100% and we're going to both build something great and then we can reassess. Five, ten years down the road. We can reassess. But I'm not talking, yeah. But for me, this is the thing that I'm going to be doing for a while. You get a million bucks to play a wedding together? Probably not.

Probably not right now. You guys get along right now? Yeah. Completely. I mean, yeah, we don't hang out on the weekends. BK's my bro, and I love him, and we've, you know, created a lot of life together. And when we get back together and play shows, it's a good time for sure. A lot of people, and you probably heard it yourself, say those guys do not like each other.

That's why they split up. Or it was political. Right. You know, sure you've heard that, too. And if I don't ask this, people are going to kill me online. No, I ask it. I'm glad you are. Was it a political division that caused you guys to go, we can't do this as a unit

anymore. I'm so glad you ask because nobody does ask. And the problem is at the time, we didn't want to talk about what was going on internally, or I should take that back. BK.K. did not want to talk about what was going on. I wanted to talk about the shifts that were happening, the decisions that were being made, the conversations that were being had. In America or the band? Sorry, in the band, within the band. But I also wanted to respect BK's desire not to talk about it. And so I didn't feel like it was my place to tell his story with his decision and his, you know, everything that he's the one that initiated this whole solo thing in the first place. So I didn't feel like it was my job or my responsibility. And so basically

nothing got said. So it created confusion in which everyone started creating their own narrative at that point to have something to try to understand why in the world would these guys not be, you know, why would they want to go do their own thing? And so at the time, it was in the middle of the big political, it was actually literally around the same time that the election happened and all that. So that was kind of people just said, well, it's political, you know. But ultimately, no, it was never political. Me and BK don't, we definitely don't see out of eye on every single thing, but we don't have any animosity about it. You know what I mean?

We totally agree to disagree on certain things. We talk about it. We've never had any beef over any kind of politics. Did you hear that people were going, you guys are fighting? Oh, I would see it all the time. I still do, because people say, why are they breaking up? And then someone else will say, oh, it's political. And I'm like, which kind of bothers me.

I've just decided not to let it bother me. But I'm like, because they got to blame it on something other than they can't just say, oh, the guys really just want to have some individuality and do something different. They've been doing this for 10 years. So, yeah, I mean, we can blame it on that if we want to. But ultimately, it does bum me out because I'm like, no, that's not the narrative. That's not the story. All right, Tyler, good to see you, buddy.

You too, bro. Thank you. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Yeah, home it's something good. Henry Levy, he's 100 years old, and he's a World War II veteran. And back in 2010, he went to a Yankees game with his son. He saw Yogi Berra throughout the first pitch.

And he says, I can do that. So him and his son, they build a mound outside their house, and they practice every single day. That's crazy. I mean, he's been doing it to like his late 80s? Yes, yes. He's old. And so he's in a wheelchair, but they would practice getting him on his legs and throw the pitch. Well, just last week, they called the Long Island Ducks, which is a minor league baseball team in Long Island.

and they said, my dad wants to fill the first pitch, can we do it? And they said, come on down. So they rolled him in there. He was a little closer than the mound, but he got there, wound up, through the first pitch, and made it to home plate. That's awesome. You know, you could have stopped the story yet. He's 100 years old.

He'd been like, that's a good one he made it. But then he just kept, the Yankees should now step up. I agree. Ding, ding, ding. I agree. That's a pretty awesome story. He just lived to 100. I'm looking at him here.

He moves pretty good for 100. But if you move it all at 100, that's pretty good. Yes, and his arm, like, the whole rotation of the pitch looks really good. You can tell the guy's been practicing. That's pretty cool. Good story. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

I revealed last week that we've been working on getting lunchbox an acting opportunity. Man, listen, you kind of glazed over it because you kind of said, oh, yeah, and then I never heard anything about it. And I'm like, more. No, I didn't glaze over it. I just said, I think I can get you an audition. That's what I'm talking about. Big role. Big role.

So there's no guarantee the lunchbox will get the roll, but I'm 99% positive you're going to get an audition. Unless you do something to take you out of the running. Nah. Not me.

That's possible. I can't say much about the roll besides what I've already said the lunchbox will go west to a major city. They just legally won't let me say more than that right now.

That's fine. Hey, just, I mean, shoot me an email with the deets and I'll be there. No, no deets yet. Scoobin, when can we reveal more to him, period. Come on. I'm hoping we can, by the end of the week, we can tell him by Friday, at least. Wow. Yeah, let's go.

My life is changing. I told you guys. I didn't know it'd be so soon. You gotta believe in yourself. Has been paying for Zoom acting classes. Correct. So we're gonna do a little acting here. And Eddie, Amy, Morgan, you guys will tell Lunchbox how good he did as an actor. Now, so this is a scene from the Dark Night.

It's the interrogation scene. So they're in the little room and Batman's like standing and the Joker's down and they're interrogating him. Everybody remember that scene? Yeah, sounds good. I think so. Batman jams the chair under the doorknob so nobody can get in or out. He picks up the Joker and hurls

him into the two-way glass. The Joker bleeding from the nose and mouth laughs at Batman. Look at you go! Does Harvey know about you and his? Where are they? Killing is making a choice. Where are they? You choose one life over other. Your friend,

the district attorney or his blushing bride to be. You have nothing, nothing to threaten me, nothing to do with all of your strength. He's at 250. No, no, you missed a line. Oh, my God. It says spits a tooth, then you go, but don't worry.

Oh, I saw Joker continue down there. Okay, so that was a spit? I didn't know what to happen. But don't worry, I'm going to tell you where they are, both of them. And that's the point. You'll have to choose. He's at 250. 52nd Boulevard.

And she, she's on Avenue X at Cicero. Scene. Boom. How do you feel about it? Man, nailed it. But how can you nail it when you missed a line? Well, he did read over beforehand too. So this isn't just a rip and read.

He has no response to that. No, I saw Joker continued. I missed that. Okay, okay. Eddie, any critique? I mean, I would say most improved. I mean, that's, look, it wasn't perfect by any means. But he did pretty good.

At some points, he would sound like shaggy a little bit. He switched. Yeah, he did. He did come in and out a little bit. You know, so that was kind of weird. But overall, hey, dude, I'd say like a B. Yeah, let's go, Hollywood! Morgan?

Yeah, I would say your inflection has definitely gotten better. You changed a little bit. You weren't super monotone. So definitely better. Though I feel like we got like a Joker version of a Kiss band, member. I'm not really sure what was happening with your actual voice you used. What's a Kiss band member? No idea, but I like it. I liked the energy for sure, but I'm with them. Like, the voice was not consistent. True. Let's do one more. Mike, hand him this one. Oh, yeah.

Oh, another one. Yeah, because I feel like, even though he did have time to read it over, now he's loose. Yeah. Let's go. Who's this one? Hey, throw some adlives in there, too. Like the tooth, I had no idea what he's spitting out. So lunchbox as you look over it, I'll give the audience what we're going to read here. It's a scene from Breaking Bad. Okay. From C- No, you just read over it. Who am I? You're going to be Walt.

Walter. Walter, why? Okay. From season four, episode six, when Skyler suspects that Walt isn't telling her the truth, Skyler adopts a cold and business-like approach toward him. Meanwhile, as Gus draws him closer, Jesse proves his worth to Mike and Gus's enterprise. So you're going to be Walt. Yeah.

Yes. Are you ready? Yeah, let me, let me, uh, all right. Walt, I've said it before. If you're in danger, we go to the police. Oh, no. I don't want to hear about the police. I don't say that lightly.

I know what it could do to this family, but if it's the only real choice that we have, it's either that or you getting shot when you open the front door. I don't want to hear about the police. You're not some hardened criminal, Walt. You run over your head. That's what we tell them, because that's the truth. No, it's not the truth.

Of course it's the truth. A school teacher, cancer, desperate for money. Okay, we're done here. That's he yelling at me. Roped into working for unable to even quit. You told me that yourself, Walt, Jesus, what was I thinking? Walt, please let both of us stop trying to justify this whole thing and just admit you're in danger.

Who are you talking to right now? Who is this that you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes up, goes belly up. Disappears. It ceases to exist without me.

No, you clearly don't know what you're talking to. So let me clue you in. I'm not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me. No, I am the one who knocks. All right, scene. Oh.

I felt that. Let's be a little quicker on this one. Did you? Eddie? I didn't feel that. No? No, I didn't feel that at all. I felt he was yelling at me.

It wasn't a yelling place. And it was. He was yelling just to yell. No, he's yelling because he's like, you're not listening to me. You're passionate. Yeah. He has frustrated like, Skyler. Like, you're not getting it.

It's not getting through your. We're going to the judges here, Eddie. Your thick skull. Yeah, man, not good. I would say D. Oh, Morgan? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't feel the anger out of that one.

and I just felt like a dad yelling at a kid. Amy? I wasn't that bad, guys. I give it a B. Okay. Mine is. I don't understand. That scene is he's mad at Skyler because she's not getting the point.

Sometimes she can be mad by not yelling. Right. You had like, I don't know. You just yelled to yell. There's exclamation points at the end of the sentences. What do you want me to do? And then I think you messed up some words in there somewhere. Yeah, yeah.

I got a question. When there's exclamation points, is it supposed to be? Yeah. It's yell. Thank you. You can also be like, Skyler, I don't do. You can do that. Like they're in a house or in a room talking like he, you're acting like he's at a really loud place trying to yellow.

He's at the club. Skyla! Okay, well, listen, you're getting loose, you know? You got some work to do. Maybe Walt's not my character. Maybe I'm more of a Joker. You did do better with that. You kind of need to be all characters, though.

Yeah, you don't know what your role is going to be. You're right, but, I mean, I wouldn't have got cast for Walt. Joker, I would have got it cast. You would have got a cast. You would have got a cast. Good luck. buddy. We'll let you know possibly at the end of the week. Man. I can't wait. I cannot believe my life is changing like this. This is such a big deal. Get to practicing, bud.

Yeah. You gotta call a realtor. Don't call a realtor. Don't call a realtor. I'll call a realtor. So Muhammad Ali won the rumble in the jungle belt and they made documentaries and movies about it. But it just sold for $6.1 million. And it's sold to the Colts owner who buys all this stuff for a museum. Jim Ursay. Yeah. 6.1 million dollars for this belt. That's really, really expensive. So if Let's say, God forbid, we disappeared from Earth today for whatever reason. Oh, man. And they had auction off one of our personal items after we died. What would go for the most money in an auction?

Muhammad Ali, his belt, $6.1 million. Lunchbox, what's you? Easy, my prom king hat. It's the crown. Your crown? Yeah, my crown from Prom King, 1999, Anderson High School, Austin, Texas. And the Prom King is, and they announced me. And I still have it in my house.

I still wear it. I still put it on and feel it. I'll watch TV every once in a while. You'll put the crown on at home by yourself. Yeah. Just to let you know that I still have it and be like, man, or I'll look in the mirror and be like, you still look like that kid 17 years old when you were in high school. Like, this is you.

Congratulations. Not a lot of people get to wear this crown and you're one of the few special ones. Do you feel like you peaked then? I mean, that's a pretty big deal there. I mean, that's big. Was that peak lunchbox, though? I don't know. 21, 22 was pretty good.

I was pretty amazing. So you're not peak now. No, no, I'm not peaked now. I'm on the way down. But I'm still... Sounds like for a long time, though. Yeah. It's been a slow gradual.

I mean, you can't be peak when you have kids and you're married. You're not peak anymore. You don't think so? No, no, no, no. So Lunchbox would put up his Prom King Crown. Yeah, from Anderson High School, 1999. You die. What personal item of yours gets auctioned off for the most?

It doesn't have to be millions. It can be 20 bucks, but what's the most? I've thought about this. Okay. Because I was about to... give these away. But I said, no, no, no, you got to save these because these could be valuable someday. When I did my walk from West Virginia down to Tennessee, I wore these shoes, and they have written on there, West Virginia on one shoe, Tennessee on the other. And I walked, dude,

in those shoes. And I thought, like, one day, I could probably sell these for a lot, a lot of money. And you made a lot of money for a charity. Do you remember how much? Close to what? 400,000. How much? Close to 400,000? You can say it. We was on the air. I don't know if it's right. Oh, you don't want to say too much. I think I was going to say more than $350,000. I don't remember. Okay, that sounds about right.

But Eddie walked from West Virginia to Tennessee and raised almost $400,000 for a charity. I think that's a pretty cool thing. Right? Yeah, to auction off. I'd like to buy them and use them in my house. Seriously? No, no, no. You think those shoes, those shoes were getting nothing.

Well, maybe that's the most nothing he has. I mean, I can't believe he doesn't have anything else. No, to me, that's very... Of his own stuff that he earned. Okay. Why are you being a hater? He didn't hate on yours? I was like that special.

It's pretty weak. He raised $400,000. No, that was cool. But those shoes, I mean, no one. I bet those shoes go more than the Prom King crown or whatever. In three years, no one even know those shoes. I'd be like, what? I don't remember any doing that.

Prom King is never forgotten. You go back to anybody from the class of 99, Anderson High School, they know who won Prom King. Okay. Okay, Amy, what would it be from you? It would probably be a painting I did of John Mayer. You had it from... You don't have it, though, do you? Oh, yes, I do.

You didn't. won it anymore. I gave it back to you? Yes, you did. I painted it of John Mayer for you, but then John Mayer came in the studio and I brought it up here and he signed it. So now I have a portrait of John Mayer that I painted signed by John. That's pretty good. That's really good. That's the mayor's signature though. Yeah. I mean, I can't believe you guys don't have better personal items. Yours doesn't rule, dude. I didn't win. Your name is king of the world. Amy, don't act like his is so awesome. There are 10,000 of those every year at every school.

Boom. Okay. There's only one pair of shoes that walk from West Virginia to Tennessee and made $400,000 per charity. Got them. I'm not okay. That's, yes. I'm ready to hear yours.

Wait, are you doing one? Yeah. I'm doing Miraball. Yeah, for sure. For sure. When I went dancing with the stars. And I get a few things that I think are pretty cool. But the Miraball, that's a trophy.

That's a, you know, for 15 years in America. That was a pretty big show. Yeah, I mean, you want to talk about something winning. That wins. Yeah. Well, I don't, who cares? It's one of the prom king. What do you think would go for more?

Prom king. Your prom king or? 100%. The mirror ball that I won by winning dancing with the stars. Yeah. Prom king. Why? There's only ever been like 30 winners of that show ever.

Right. And it's a national show. I mean, there's prom kings all over the country. There are 30 in this county probably, prom kings this year. Yeah. Everybody strives to be prom king when they're growing up. When they're in school, they're like, man, I hope when I'm a senior and we have prom, I'm named prom king.

Not a lot of people think, want to be on dancing with the stars. So rank them worst to best. What would go for the least to most? Eddie's is worst. Oh, wow. For sure. Amy's next worst, then yours, then mine.

And that one wins? Yeah. Yeah, cool. It's just truth. Ray, do you have anything? Yeah, it's a couch that used to be at Gar's house, but he gave it to us as kind of a hand-me-down. Wow.

We could fetch a couple Gs for that. Do you have a picture of Garthbrook sitting on the couch that you can prove its authenticity, though? I bet. You'd have to have that, because if so, that's pretty good. And it reclines out, and it's a bed. And they got a Garth Brooks hand me down in Calh. That's awesome.

That wins. Yeah, that's pretty good, dude. All right. Well, we'll put them all up and see who gets the most. Are we going to sell them? I'm not selling my hand. No, no, no, no, no. Hey, tonight on NBC, after America's Got Talent, we're doing a premiere episode, like a preview

episode of Snake in the Grass. It's not the official premiere because that's August 1st on USA. But tonight on NBC, I think at 9 Central. 10-9 Central is when this episode airs. I hope you watch it tonight. It's not the official premiere, but I'm very excited about it. and thank you for checking it out if you do. This is Maria from Connecticut.

Good morning, Bobby. Good morning, studio. I just have two things to say. I love your show. I love you guys. But, lunchbox, if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all. So, therefore, you have no business being on the air because you ain't got nothing to say. Love you guys, not you lunchbox. Would you like to say something nice, lunchbox? This is a shot.

To prove her wrong, not to be a smart. but to prove her wrong. Say something nice to somebody here. Pick me. I'll accept it. Say something genuinely nice. Bobby, you are very talented. That is nice. That's nice. Wow. I always get offended people telling me I'm talented though. Why? Bobby, okay, Bobby, you work very hard. Thank you. That's it right there. But do you understand that she is such a contradictory statement? She calls in and says, if you don't have anything nice, don't say anything at all.

And then she calls in and says, I love you guys. Not you lunchbox. I hate you. Well, she didn't say anything bad about you just didn't love you. That's what I'm saying. If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. You suck at your job. And she did not say she hated you. I'm basically. He said not ULB. Here is Suzanne from Mississippi.

I just want to tell Ramundo that I was in the drive-thru and listened to the podcast and vacation two came on. And the lady in the drive-thru was like, that is awesome. What is that song? And I told her it's Vacation Part 2. Love the show. Appreciate you guys. Thanks.

Ramundo, play a little vacation part 2. Yeah, I got you right here. So I did see you guys were the featured song on the National Countdown. Oh, yeah. How'd you guys swing that? I have no idea. You tell me. No, I put it in.

I'm not kidding. But usually it's like a really professional picture of like the artist whenever they're getting their song featured on this national countdown. And with Ray, it was like him with his shirt off and his hat back. They weren't even all together. It was just like cutouts and bad editing. All right. Here is Layla from Georgia. What is the great to say when he got stepped on?

He didn't say anything. He had it a little wine. Bye. Love your show. Nice job. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So if you drop food on the floor while you're eating it, do you pick it back up and eat it?

Not unless it's in a package. Oh, no. So like if you drop a chip on your kitchen floor, you wouldn't pick it up and eat it? Okay, if I drop a chip on my butt, would you pick it out and eat it? That's what it's like to me. That's very different.

No, it's not. Well, a poll was taken, and the average person eats food off the floor about four times per month. I'm not your average person. No, you're not. That grosses me out. No way. The places they find acceptable

to do this are in their own home, at a really clean restaurant, or a hospital. I hear you. Here's the thing. You walk with shoes. Your shoes touch the ground and pick up all of that.

Then you walk in your house with shoes and that touches the ground. So I don't really care how clean it is. It ain't good. But it probably ain't good on like your counters either, honestly. But your shoes don't touch your counters. That's the only difference.

That's true. And when they go up, Oh, it's dirtier than a toilet. Toilets are pretty clean. Toilet, because all that, you're just your butt skin. And so how is your butt skin dirty? It's really not. That's right.

The world's out to trick you about what's dirty and what's not. So I guess we could eat the chip off your butt. The toilet seat. Oh. Or your, yes. Or your butt. Or there's the five second rule, which some people... No such thing.

Well, that's what people use to decide whether or not they're going to eat off the floor. All right, I got a list of the highest paid actors in Hollywood. per movie coming out this year. Okay. Dwayne Johnson, 23 million, maybe even more, for a movie called Black Adam. Well, they refer to him as the Rock, so... I don't know who that is. Yeah, Dwayne Johnson, I'm kind of lost.

Who else? Brad Pitt, $30 million for a Formula One movie that doesn't have a title yet. Okay. Leonardo DiCaprio, equal with Brad, 30 million for a movie called Killers of the Flower Moon. Will Smith, 35 million for emancipation. And then Tom Cruise blows everybody out of the water,

$100 million plus for Top Gun Maverick. Well, to be fair, he did not sign a deal for that. He actually said, I'll take the back end. So these other guys don't have a chance to catch him yet. So, but yes, that's why he made so much money in that movie's just killing. But here's the thing, yes, we go, oh, man, that's so much. If the movie company is making way more than that based on those individuals, they should make that. If a basketball player brings in $200 million dollars to revenue and they make $50 million a year,

you know what they should make that it's crazy to hear but they're worth it until they're not but i can't believe brad pitts don't makes that kind of money and he's still good looking it's still killing it yeah in every way all right what else well speaking of money trisha yearwood has a home on the market and in case you're interested it's about four million dollars which breaks down to twenty one thousand dollars per month in mortgage why does she is like a secret home or she had she had stashed away just in case it's a home she bought in 2000. It's about 6,000 square feet, and it's in a suburb of Nashville,

and it's the first place she ever filmed Trisha's Southern Kitchen. So it's got some memories there as well, but this is pre-garten. Total price. Four million, is that we said? Oh, just over $4 million. Just over. Okay, yeah, cool. I guess it's out. Well, I guess we're out on that one then. All right. I'm Amy. That's my pile.

That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. An apartment complex in Boston catches on fire and an off-duty firefighter lives in one of the apartments. And he goes outside and he sees a mom hanging out the second story window holding the baby. And she's like, what do I do? He's like, throw me the baby.

Can you imagine have to make that decision to throw a baby? Just to take a baby and chunk it in the air. And so the mom throws the baby. Perfect spiral. It's not a spiral. You don't even want a spiral. You want a baby not to be tough. Okay, go ahead.

That's so dumb. Okay, go ahead. And the off-duty firefighter, boom! Clean catch! Two feet in bounds. Baby's okay. Both feet were in bounds? Wow.

It's good. And the baby is okay. You even did a fill goal. It's good. He's like putting all the touchdown. Oh, okay, good. Yeah, because both feet in bounds. The guy caught it, and then mom and dad had to jump from the second story window.

He catches them? No, he moved out of the way. Right in the numbers. Hey, so how would you throw a spiral baby? Would it be spinning with its head? Spinning with its head forward, like a drill? Yeah. But what you try to do is you would try to toss it, though, like soft.

Like you try to no movement. You take it and you just toss it so the baby doesn't move at all. Like that would be easier to catch. Like a knuckle ball. Like if I were throwing you a water balloon. I don't want to flip it over and end over end. I want to throw it where it doesn't turn at all. Oh yeah, like if you're doing egg toss in the backyard.

Yeah, soft and easy. Not end over end. So you're saying this wasn't a spiral toss. I'm saying if so, the toss and the catch were really next level if you spiral that baby. All right, lunchbox. Yeah, you want to give a shout out to that firefighter? I don't know his name, but you can't. Exactly. He didn't want to give his name.

Crazy. That's a hero right there. Why don't you walk me into that? Why don't you just say he wanted to be anonymous? I mean, I can't believe that. Yeah. Like, dude, you're a firebott. But you tricked Bobby for no reason.

Yeah, why would you like put, you've made me look foolish. Now I don't want to go home. Oh, sorry. Yeah. All right. Great story, Lunchbox. That is what it's all about. was tell me something good.

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