The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Full) Can You Spot the Liar in ‘Two Truths and a Lie’? + Randy Houser on the Real Story of Him Bringing A Goat in the Studio + Performs a New Song + Bad Habits That May Be Good For You

Episode Date: July 26, 2022

We’re playing a big name in honor of Bobby’s new TV show “Snake in the Grass”. If the listener can spot the liar in 2 Truths and a Lie….they can win $5,000 bucks! Each person shares a story and one of them is a lie. Randy Houser stops by the studio to talk about the first time we met him, and he brought in a goat, the jobs he had before music, his new album and how he takes pride in his life performance. Bobby shares a list of things that are viewed as bad habits that may actually have some health benefits.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Local taskers can help, accent not included. Air Tasker, get anything done. Welcome to Tuesday show. Morning studio. Morning. Well, so we had a friend who came and did my podcast and she was like, hey, you know, I'm raising money because she is battling cancer and it was just a really great podcast. And Amy, I know you went over to her page as well and you donated on the page. Yeah, so I noticed that you could see what everybody had donated.

And I already had a number in mine where I went there. Yeah, I can see everybody. I did not know that. Yeah, I know, because I had a number in mind, and I was like, well, this is interesting, so I start scrolling down and see if I read it. Why would you go look at everybody? Why not? Are you the person that zooms in on the house? No.

When someone posts inside their house and you're like zooming in, seeing what's... No, it was so easy and simple to just scroll down and see what's up. And I see Bobby's name, and then I see the number, and I'm like, dang. Okay, so then I just like, well, I'm going to now up my donation because I feel like Bobby says, the bar, hi, which was very generous of you and awesome, and I want to be supportive. And there's no reason why I shouldn't donate that amount. So now we're the same. Well, two things. I wasn't setting a bar. But then I was like, should we be the same? Because Bobby makes way more than me. So, I don't know. And again, we just donate based on what we have. I don't have two kids.

That is very true. So, and I mean, and I know that we're both involved in other things, but like she's a special person and I want to support. This is a big deal for her. So it will be happening. I'm just letting you know that you've encouraged me and that will be happening and your name is right there with the dollar. But here's the thing. I didn't go, I didn't even write Bobby Bones. I think it's my real name because it was whatever was on the... Yeah, so you know I know your real name, right? No, I know that, but I didn't. My, yes. I do know that. But my point is yeah, yeah, yeah. That I didn't put it. Some people would be like Bobby Bones because it's my real last name up there. I don't think anybody did. I think it's just the way you enter the information. It must have everybody

logged in because I don't even remember seeing anonymous or no name or anything. I didn't even know you could see all this and now I'm looking and I definitely went out of look. I'd have given more because there are other... Who else is on the list? Well, I'm not saying that but I was like, I know, I feel like I should really do it. And you did. But it's like, well now I've got to

go back and do more because I'm looking at the list. Hey, but this time you're like, Bobby, Bones. I use an emoji, a bone emoji and everything. Okay. Well, first of all, don't compare your... No, don't give me a thumbs out. That's not good. No, don't compare yourself to others when doing nice things. Right. Don't. But then when your name's going to be listed too. Be conscious of that.

Like, I'm like, okay, I got to be supportive. Now I feel awkward. Don't feel awkward. Also, because I'm not, there's other people on here. Okay. Well, we're good. Let's get going Tuesday show. We got a couple things that's happening today. We got a mailbag about a guy who lied about getting a vasectomy. We have Tyler Hubbard from Florida, Georgia Line, who I interviewed. This interview is not up yet. It will be up Friday, but I'm going to play a clip where he's talking about him and BK from FGL, and I just ask him, do you guys hate each other? The rumor was they disagreed politically, and that is what, and I just had, I asked them.

I think people wanted to know I'm going to play that for you coming up from that interview. We'll get into that. And today, two truths and a lie. Big one. Yeah. A big one. Somebody's got a chance one, five thousand bucks and possibly more money because my show is snaking the grass, which, by the way, is on NBC.

Tonight, but the real premieres on USA on August 1st. But tonight after AGT is like the sample episode. So I hope people watch it tonight. That's awesome. It is time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah.

Hello, Bobby Bones. I wanted to confess something after listening to Scuba Steve, not wanting to get a vasectomy, even though his wife wants him to. I'm in my late 30s. I have four kids and my wife has been asking me to get a vasectomy for about a year. I didn't want to get it done. The entire thing just freaked me out. And I thought maybe someday we decide to have another kid.

We have four girls. I was holding out for a boy even though my wife says we're done. Earlier this year, she was persistent in me getting one. I finally caved. Here's the thing. I never got it. Oh my gosh. I lied and said I did.

What? I made an appointment, then canceled it at the last minute, then just read about the procedure online and faked all the details. My wife still has no idea. He faked the whole recovery. That's the fun part to fake, though. I just hang out. But now I'm feeling like I should come clean months have passed.

What would be your advice on telling her I lied and handling the fallout? Good luck. Signed anonymous in Augusta. So my advice to you is, first of all, you can just say, I didn't get it done and deal with that. And maybe you never want to get it done. and okay, that's fine. But you can also do the real honest thing and go,

I didn't get it done, but I think I should get it done. I'm very sorry. Or you could do the semi-honest thing. Oh, man. Go and get it done and just play the part of someone who got it done again because it wasn't done right the first time. How do you feel like that? No, no, no, no.

Your whole thing stresses me out. I don't even think you can call that semi-honest. It's semi-honest because you're going to get it done like you were told to begin with. Not semi-honest. You're faking a pain that's, not there. Hey, it is what it is. You got it done. That's what she wanted. Um, that, the best option is to just go, hey, I didn't get it done. No, it's not. No, I'm just telling you, no, because the listeners are going to yell at me. So let me just say the part,

the after-school special part. You're sorry, and you'll do better next time. Yes. Okay. Yes. But I'd do that third option. All right. Lunchbox, what's up? This is easy. You say you got to travel for work, make an out-of-town appointment, so you're in a hotel, you get it done. Boom. But she can prove you're not traveling for work. You got to be smarter about your semi-truths. Why are y'all making this so much more complicated? They're going to catch you. You're going to get caught in another line.

It's going to be worse. Yeah. I said what I said. Dude, I would be the worst. I don't know what's wrong with me, but I got to go in. Steve, any talk in your household about your vasectomy? It hasn't come up since we talked about it on the show, but I do like this guy's move of just not doing it and playing it off.

But now he's got himself in trouble and the only way to get yourself out of trouble is to be semi-honest. We all learned that back in school. He's not in trouble, though. He will be. Until she gets pregnant. He will be for sure. Yeah.

Okay. Thank you. Anonymous in Augusta. Something's got to change. You're not going to be able to keep living this story. So, figure out what you need to do. If it's an admission, if it's an admission and a do, or if it's just a do with no admission. There's your options.

Let us know how it goes. Good luck. That's your mail bag. Close it up. We've got your email and we read it on your air. Now it's about to close. Bobby's mailback. Yeah.

I do a podcast from my house called The Bobbycast and Tyler Hubbard from FGL was in and it doesn't come out until Friday but I asked them if they don't like each other. You did? I had to. If I didn't, I think our listeners will be like,

yo, bro, like you're the one that's got to ask these questions because nobody else will. And I said, hey, so the rumor is you guys don't get along because you're politically different and that's what made you guys fight.

Wow, you went for it. I honestly felt like I had to do. do it for the integrity of, I don't know. There's not a lot of integrity here, but I just feel like the listeners will be like, you have to ask, somebody has to ask. So I asked him. I said, was it political division that caused you guys to go separate ways and pursue solo careers?

And we went way in depth. And I even said, hey, because they're done. They're done. They're done, done. Done done. He says this. They're finishing their shows. They have contracts to. I think till September, they have some shows they have to do.

Wow. And I said, okay, well, let's say September comes, and I offer you a million bucks to play a wedding because we just done that bit. You do it? He goes, no. Wow. So no new deals.

So they're not doing any shows. He says, maybe we'll check back in in five years or ten years and see. But nope, not doing it. So it's all up there. We did an hour. We talked about all kinds of stuff, but I just had to ask the question because this is what everybody wants to know. So I'm going to play you some of this.

I'm going to play you the part about the political division. I want to play you about... BK is one that said, hey, maybe we should break up and do... Go solo. Not Tyler. According to Tyler. According to this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So here we go. I'm going to play some of this, but it comes out on Friday. That's all. Enjoy this three-minute clip of it. But there's a lot in this. This is Tyler Hubbard,

the lead singer, the one that goes, yeah, baby. Sure. From FGL. Here you go. On the Bobby Bone Show now. Tyler Hubbard. All right, Tyler Hubbard is here.

What does indefinite... What's the term you guys use? Indefinite hiatus? What was the official term? With FTO? Yeah, because I'm sure you sat in a room. My official thing was we're not breaking up. We're just taking a break.

So, yeah, for me, I mean, I told BK, you know, we're going to give this 100% and we're going to both build something great, and then we can reassess. Five, ten years down the road, we can reassess. But I'm not talking... Yeah, but for me, this is the thing that I'm going to be doing for a while. You get a million bucks to play a wedding. together? Probably not. Probably not right now. You guys get along right now? Yeah. Completely. I mean, yeah, we don't hang out on the weekends. BK's my bro and I love him and we've, you know, created a lot of

life together and when we get back together and play shows, it's a good time for sure. A lot of people, and you probably heard it yourself, say those guys do not like each other. That's why they split up. Or it was political. Right. You know, I'm sure you've heard that too. And if I don't ask this, people are going to kill me online. No, I'm glad you are. Was it a political division that caused you guys to go, we can't do this as a unit anymore. I'm so glad you ask because nobody does ask. And the problem is, at the time, we didn't want to talk about what was going on internally, or I should take that back. BK.K. did not want to talk about what was going on. I wanted to talk about the shifts that were happening, the decisions that were being made, the conversations that were being had.

In America or the band? Sorry, in the band, within the band. But I also wanted to respect BK's desire not to talk about it. And so I didn't feel like it was my place to tell his story with his decision and his, you know, everything that he's the one that initiated this whole solo thing in the first place. So I didn't feel like it was my job or my responsibility. And so basically nothing got said. So it created confusion in which everyone started creating their own narrative at that point to have something to try to understand. Why in the world would these guys not be, you know, why would they want to go do their own thing? And so at the time, it was in the middle of the big political, it was actually literally around the same time that the election happened and all that.

So that was kind of people just said, well, it's political, you know. But ultimately, no, it was never political. Me and BK don't, we definitely don't see out of eye on every single thing, but we don't have any animosity about it. You know what I mean? We totally agree to disagree on certain things. We talk about it. We've never had any beef over any kind of politics. Did you hear that people were going, you guys are fighting?

Oh, I would see it all the time. I still do, because people say, why are they breaking up? And then someone else will say, oh, it's political. And I'm like, which kind of bothers me. I've just decided not to let it bother me. But I'm like, because they got to blame it on something other than they can't just say, oh, the guys really just want to have some individuality and do something different. They've been doing this for 10 years.

So, yeah, I mean, we can blame it on that if we want to. But ultimately, it does bum me out because I'm like, no, that's not the narrative. That's not the story. All right, Tyler, good to see you, buddy. You too, bro. Thank you. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2's 32nd Skinny.

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And he says, I can do that. So him and his son, they build a mound outside their house, and they practice every single day. I mean, he's been doing it to like his late 80s? Yes, yes. He's old, and so he's in a wheelchair, but they would practice getting him on his legs and throw the pitch. Well, just last week, they called the Long Island Ducks,

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the Yankees should now step up. I agree. Ding, ding, ding. I agree. Yeah. That's pretty awesome. story. He just lived to 100. I'm looking at him here. He moves pretty good for a hundred. But if you move it all at 100, that's pretty good. Yes. And his arm, like the whole rotation of the pitch

looks really good. You can tell the guy's been practicing. That's pretty cool. Good story. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. I revealed last week that we've been working on getting lunchbox an acting opportunity. Man, listen, you kind of glazed over it because you kind of said, oh yeah, and then I never heard anything about it. And I'm like, No, I didn't glaze over it. I just said, I think I can get you an audition. That's what I'm talking about. Big role.

Big role! So there's no guarantee the lunchbox will get the roll. But I'm 99% positive. You're going to get an audition. Unless you do something to take you out of the running. Nah. Not me. That's possible.

I can't say much about the role besides what I've already said, the lunchbox will go west to a major city. They just legally won't let me say more than that right now. That's fine. Hey, just, I mean, shoot me an email with the Dietz and I'll be there. No, no, no, no, deets yet. Scoobin, when can we reveal more to him, period? Come on. I'm hoping we can, by the end of the week, we can tell him by Friday at least, yeah. Wow. Yeah, let's go. My life is changing. I told you guys.

I didn't know it'd be so soon. You gotta believe in yourself. Has been paying for Zoom acting classes. Correct. So we're going to do a little acting here. And Eddie, Amy, Morgan, you guys will tell Lunchbox how good he did as an actor. Okay. Now, so this is a scene from the Dark Night.

It's the interrogation scene. So they're in the little room, and Batman's, like, standing and the Joker's down and they're interrogating him. Everybody remember that scene? Yeah, sounds good. I think so. Okay, so Batman jams the chair under the doorknob so nobody can get in or out. He picks up the Joker and hurls him into the two-way glass. The Joker, bleeding from the nose and mouth, laughs at Batman.

Look at you go. Does Harvey know about you and his? Where are they? Killing is making a choice. Where are they? You choose one life over other, your friend, the district attorney, or his blushing bride to be. You have nothing, nothing to threaten me, nothing to do with all of your strength. He's at 250. 50. 50.

No, no, you missed a line. Oh, my God. It says spits a tooth, then you go, but don't worry. Oh, I saw Joker continue down there. Okay, so that was a spit? I didn't know what he was. don't worry, I'm going to tell you where they are, both of them. And that's the point.

You'll have to choose. He's at 250, 52nd Boulevard, and she, she's on Avenue X at Cicero. Scene. Okay. Boom. How do you feel about it? Man, nailed it. But how can you nail it when you missed a line?

Well, he did read over beforehand too, so this isn't just a rip and read. He has no response to that. No, I saw Joker continue. I missed that. Okay, okay. Eddie, any critique? I mean, I would say most improved. I mean, that's, look, it wasn't perfect by any means, but he did pretty

good. At some points, he would sound like shaggy a little bit. He switched, yeah, he did come in and out a little bit. You know, so that was kind of weird, but overall, hey, dude, I'd say like a B. Yeah, let's go, Hollywood! Morgan? Yeah, I would say your inflection has definitely gotten better. You changed a little bit. You weren't super monotone.

So definitely better. Though I feel like we got like a Joker version of a kiss band member. I'm not really sure what was happening with your actual voice you used. What's a kiss band member? No idea, but I like it. I liked the energy for sure, but I'm with them. Like the voice was not consistent. True.

Let's do one more. Mike Hand him this one. Oh, yeah. Let's go. Yeah, because I feel like even though he did have time to read it over, now he's loose. Yeah. Let's go. Who's this one?

Hey, throw some adlibs in there too. Like the tooth, I had no idea. he's spitting out. So lunchbox as you look over it, I'll give the audience what we're going to read here. It's a scene from Breaking Bad. Okay. From C... No, you just read over it. I'm. You're going to be Walt. Walter Why? Okay.

From season four, episode six, when Skyler suspects that Walt isn't telling her the truth, Skyler adopts a cold and business-like approach toward him. Meanwhile, as Gus draws him closer, Jesse proves his worth to Mike and Gus's enterprise. So you're going to be Walt. Yeah. Yes.

Are you ready? Yeah, let me, let me, uh, all right. Walt, I've said it before. If you're in danger, we go to the police. Oh, no. I don't want to hear about the police. I don't say that lightly. I know what it could do to this family,

but if it's the only real choice that we have, it's either that or you getting shot when you open the front door. I don't want to hear about the police. You're not some hardened criminal, Walt. You run over your head. That's what we tell them, because that's truth. No, it's not the truth.

Of course it's the truth. A school teacher, cancer, desperate for money. Okay, we're done here. That's he yelling at me. Roped into working for unable to even quit. You told me that yourself, Walt. Jesus, what was I thinking? Walt, please let both of us stop trying to justify this whole thing

and just admit you're in danger. Who are you talking to right now? Who is this that you think you see? Do you know how much I make a huge? hear, I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes up, goes belly up, disappears. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know what you're talking to. So let me clue you in. I'm not in danger, Skyler. I am the

danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that. of me? No, I am the one who knocks. All right, seen. I felt that. Let's be a little quicker on this one. Did you? Eddie? I didn't feel that. No? No, I didn't feel that at all about it. I felt he was yelling at me. It wasn't a yelling place. And it was. Yeah, it was. yelling just to yell. No, he's yelling because he's like, you're not listening to me. You're passionate. Yeah. He has frustrated like, Skyler. Like, you're not getting it.

It's not getting through. You're going to the judges here. Eddie. Your thick skull. Yeah, man, not good. I would say D. Oh, Morgan? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't feel the anger out of that one. I just felt like a dad yelling at a kid. Amy? I wasn't that bad, guys. I give it a B.

Okay. Mine is. I don't understand. That scene is he's mad at Skyler because she's not getting the point. But sometimes she can be mad by not yelling. Right. You had like, I don't know. There's exclamation points at the end of the sentences.

What do you want me to do? And then I think you messed up some words in there somewhere. Yeah. I got a question. When there's exclamation points, is it supposed to be? Yeah. It's yell. Thank you.

You can also be. like, Skylar, I don't know. You can do that. Like they're in a house or in a room talking. Like you're acting like he's at a really loud place trying to yell at. The club. He's at the club. Skylar! Okay, well, listen, you're getting loose, you know? You got some work to do.

Maybe Walt's not my character. Maybe I'm more of a Joker. You did do better with that. You kind of need to be all characters, though. Yeah, you don't know what your role is going to be. You're right, but, I mean, I wouldn't have got cast for Walt. Joker, I would have got it cast. You would have got a cast. Good luck, buddy. We'll let you know, pass it at the end of the week.

Man. I can't wait. I cannot believe my life is changing like this. This is such a big deal. Get to practicing, bud. Yeah, you got to call a realtor. Don't call a realtor. Don't call a realtor.

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So, Muhammad Ali won the Rumble and the Jungle Belt and they made documentaries and movies about it. But it just sold for $6.1 million. And it's sold to the cult's owner who buys all this stuff for a museum, Jim Mersey. $6.1 million for this belt. That's really, really expensive. So if, let's say, God forbid, we disappeared from Earth today for whatever reason.

Oh, man. And they had auction off one of our personal items after we died. What would go for the most money in an auction? Muhammad Ali, his belt, $6.1 million. Lunchbox, what's you? Easy, my prom king hat. It's the crown. Your crown?

Yeah, my crown from Prom King, 1999, Anderson High School, Austin, Texas. And the prom king is, and they announced me. And I still. and I still have it in my house. I still wear it. I still put it on and feel it. I'll watch TV every once in a while. You'll put the crown on at home by yourself. Yeah.

Just to let you know that I still have it and be like, man, or I'll look in the mirror and be like, you still look like that kid 17 years old when you were in high school. Like, this is you. Congratulations. Not a lot of people get to wear this crown, and you're one of the few special ones. Do you feel like you peaked then?

I mean, that's a pretty big deal there. I mean, that's big... Was that peak lunchbox, though? I don't know. 21-222 is pretty good. I was pretty amazing. So you're not peak now? No, no, I'm not peaked now. I'm on the way down. But I'm still... Sounds like for a long time, though.

Yeah. It's been a slow gradual. I mean, you can't be peak when you have kids and you're married. You're not peak anymore. You don't think so? No, no, no, no. So Lunchbox would put up his Prom King Crown. Yeah, from Anderson High School, 1999. You die. What personal item of yours gets auctioned off for the most? It doesn't have to be millions. 20 bucks, but what's the most? I've thought about this. Because I was about to give these away. But I said, no, no, no,

you got to save these because these could be valuable someday. When I did my walk from West Virginia down to Tennessee, I wore these shoes and they have written on there, West Virginia on one shoe, Tennessee on the other, and I walked, dude, in those shoes, and I thought, like, one day, I could probably sell these for a lot,

a lot of money. And you made a lot of money for a charity. Do you remember how much? Close to what? 400,000? How much? Close to 400,000? You can say it. Why are you saying?

I don't know if it's right. Oh, you don't want to say too much. I think I was going to say more than 350,000. I don't remember. Okay, that sounds about right. But Eddie walked from West Virginia to Tennessee and raised almost $400,000 for a charity. I think that's a pretty cool thing. Right?

Yeah, to auction off. I'd like to buy them and use them in my house. Seriously? No, no, no. You think those shoes, those shoes were getting nothing. Well, maybe that's the most nothing he has. I can't believe he doesn't have anything else. No, that's, to me, that's very...

Of his own stuff. That he earned. Okay. Why are you being a hater? He didn't hate on yours. That's special. It's pretty weak. He raised $400,000.

No, that was cool. But with those shoes, I mean, no one... I bet those shoes go more than the Prom king crown or whatever. In three years, no one even know those shoes. I'd be like, what? I don't remember any doing that. Prom king is never forgotten. You go back to anybody...

You go back to anybody from the class of 99, Anderson High School. They know who won Prom king. Okay. Okay, Amy, what would it be from you? It would probably be a painting I did of John Mayer. You had it. You don't have it though, do you? Oh, yes, I do.

You didn't, I guess, won it anymore. I gave it back to you? Yes, you did. I painted it of John Mayer for you, but then John Mayer came in the studio and I brought it up here and he signed it. So now I have a portrait of John Mayer that I painted signed by John.

That's pretty good. That's really good. That's the mayor's signature, though. Yeah. I mean, I can't believe you guys don't have better personal items. Yours doesn't rule, dude? Sorry I didn't win. Your is a...

No, I'm sorry. Mine is king of the world. Amy, don't act like his is so awesome. There are 10,000 of those every year at every school. Boom. Okay.

There's only one pair of shoes that walk from West Virginia to Tennessee and made $400,000 per charity. Got them. I'm not okay. That's yes. I'm ready to hear yours. Wait, are you doing one?

Yeah. I'm doing the Miraball. Yeah, for sure. For sure. When I want dancing with the stars. And I get a few things that I think are pretty cool. But the mirror ball,

that's a trophy. That's a, you know, for 15 years in America. That was a pretty big show. Yeah, I mean, you want to talk about something winning, that wins. Yeah, well, I don't... Who cares? It's one of the prom king.

What do you think we go for more? Prom king. Your prom king or... 100%. The mirror ball that I won by winning dancing with the stars. Yeah? Prom king. Why? There's only ever been like 30 winners of that show ever.

Right. And it's a national show. I mean, there's prom kings all over the country. There are 30 in this county, probably. Prom king's this year. Yeah. Everybody strives to be prom king when they're growing up. When they're in school, they're like, man, I hope when I'm a senior and we have

prom. I'm named Prom King. Not a lot of people think, I want to be on dancing with the stars. So, rank them worst to best. What would go for the least to most? Eddie's is worst. Oh, wow. For sure. Amy's next worst, then yours, then mine. And that one wins? Yeah. Yeah, cool.

It's just truth. Ray, do you have anything? Yeah, it's a couch that used to be at Gar's house, but he gave it to us. It's kind of a hand-me-down. We could fetch a couple G's for that. Do you have a picture of Garthbrook sitting on the couch that you can prove its authenticity, though? I bet. You'd have to have that. Because if so, that's pretty good.

And it reclines out, and it's a bed too. And they got a Garth Brooks hand me down in Calh. That's awesome. That wins. Yeah, that's pretty good, dude. All right. Well, we'll put them all up and see who gets the most. Are we going to sell them?

I'm not selling my head. No, no, no, no, no. Hey, tonight on NBC, after America's Got Talent, we're doing a premiere episode, like a preview episode of Snake in the Grass. It's not the official premiere because that's August 1st on USA. But tonight on NBC, I think at 9 Central. 10-9 Central is when this episode airs. I hope you watch it tonight.

It's not the official premiere, but I'm very excited about it. And thank you for checking it out if you do. This is Maria from Connecticut. Good morning, Bobby. Good morning, studio. I just have two things to say. I love your show. I love you guys.

But lunchbox, if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all. So therefore, you have no business being on the air because you ain't got nothing to say. Love you guys, not you lunchbox. Would you like to say something nice, lunchbox? To prove her wrong. Not to be a smart aleck, but to prove her wrong. Say something nice to somebody here. Pick me.

I'll accept it. Say something genuinely nice. Bobby, you are very talented. That is nice. That's nice. Wow. I always get offended of people telling me I'm talented, though. Why?

Bobby, you work very hard. Thank you. That's it right there. But do you understand that she is such a contradictory statement? She calls in and says, if you don't have anything nice, don't say anything at all. And then she calls in and says, I love you guys. Not you lunchbox. I hate you.

Well, she didn't say anything bad about you just didn't love you. But that's what I'm saying. If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. You suck at your job. And she did not say she hated you. I said not ULB. Here is Suzanne from Mississippi. I just want to tell Ray Mundo that I was in the drive-thru and listened to the podcast and vacation

too came on. And the lady in the drive-thru was like, that is awesome. What is that song? And I told her him it's Vacation Part 2. Love the show. Appreciate you guys. Ramundo, play a little vacation part two Yeah, I got it's right here

So I did see you guys were The featured song on the National Countdown Oh yeah! How'd you guys swing that? I have no idea, you tell me. No, I put it then, I'm not kidding. But usually it's like a really professional picture of like the artist whenever they're

getting their song featured on this national countdown And with Ray, it was like him with his shirt off And his hat back They weren't even all together, it was just like cut out and bad editing. All right, here is Layla from Georgia. What is the great to say when he got stepped on? He didn't say anything.

He added a little wine. Bye. Love your show. Nice job. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So if you drop food on the floor while you're eating it, do you pick it back up and eat it? Not unless it's in a package.

Oh, no. So like if you drop a chip on your kitchen floor, you wouldn't pick it up and eat it? Okay, if I drop a chip on my butt, would you pick it out and eat it? That's what it's like to me. That's very different. No, it's not.

Well, a poll was taken and the average person eats food off the floor about four times per month. I'm not your average person. No, you're not. That grosses me out. No way. The places they find acceptable to do this are in their own home, at a really clean restaurant, or a hospital. I hear you. Here's the thing.

You walk with shoes. Your shoes touch the ground and pick up all of that. Then you walk in your house with shoes, and that touches the ground. So I don't really care how clean it is. It ain't good. But it probably ain't good on, like, your counters either, honestly. But your shoes don't touch your counters. That's the only difference.

That's true. And when they go up, oh, it's, it's dirtier than a toilet. Toilets are pretty clean. Toilet, because all that, you're just your butt skin. And so, how is your butt skin dirty? It's really not. It's right. The world's not to tricky about what's dirty and what's not.

So I guess we could eat the tip off your butt. The toilet seat. Oh. Or your, yes. Or your butt. Or there's the five-second rule, which some people... No such thing. Well, that's what people use to decide whether or not they're going to eat off the floor.

All right. I got a list of the highest paid actors in Hollywood per movie coming out this year. Okay. Dwayne Johnson, 23 million, maybe even more for a movie called Black Adam. Well, you're a 40-hams-the-Rock, so I don't know who that is. Yeah, Dwayne Johnson, I'm kind of lost. Who else? Brad Pitt, 30 million for a Formula One movie that doesn't have a title yet.

Okay. Leonardo DiCaprio, equal with Brad, 30 million for a movie called Killers of the Flower Moon. Will Smith, $35 million for emancipation. And then Tom Cruise blows everybody out of the water $100 million plus for Top Gun Maverick. Well, to be fair, he did not sign a deal for that. He actually said, I'll take the back end. So these other guys don't have a chance to catch him yet. So, but yes, that's why he made so much money and that movie is just killing.

But here's the thing, yes, we go, oh, man, that's so much. If the movie company is making way more than that based on those individuals, they should make that. If a basketball player brings in $200 million a revenue and they make $50 million a year, you know what, they should make that. It's crazy to hear, but they're worth it until they're not.

But I can't believe Brad Pittstone makes that kind of money. And he's still good looking. He's still killing it. Yeah, in every way. All right, what else? Well, speaking of money, Trisha Yearwood has a home on the market, and in case you're interested,

it's about $4 million, which breaks down to $21,000 per month in mortgage. Is that a secret home? She had stashed away just in case. It's a home she bought in 2000. It's about 6,000 square feet, and it's in a suburb of Nashville, and it's the first place she ever filmed Trisha's Southern Kitchen. So it's got some memories there as well.

But this is pre-garth. Total price, $4 million is that what you said? Oh, just over $4 million. Just over. Okay, yeah, cool. I guess we're out on that one then. All right. I'm Amy.

That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox Tell me something good An apartment complex in Boston catches on fire And an off-duty firefighter

lives in one of the apartments And he goes outside And he sees a mom hanging out the second-story window Holding the baby And she's like, what do I do? He's like, throw me the baby Throw me the baby!

Can you imagine have to make that decision to throw a baby Just to take a baby And chunk it in the air And so the mom Throws the baby Perfect spiral. It's not a spot

You don't even want a spiral. You want a baby not to be tough. Okay, go ahead. It's so dumb. Okay, go ahead. And the off-duty firefighter, boom, clean catch. Two feet in bounds. Babies okay.

Both feet were in bounds? Wow. It's good. And the baby is okay. You even did a fill goal. It's good. He's like putting all the touchdown. Oh, okay, good.

Yeah, because both feet in bounds. Go ahead. The guy caught it, and then mom and dad had to jump from the second story window. He catch them? No, he moved down. right in the numbers. Hey, so how would you throw a spiral baby? Would it be spinning with its head?

Spinning with its head forward, like a drill? Yeah. But what you try to do is you would try to toss it though, like soft. Like you try to no movement. You take it and you just toss it so the baby doesn't move at all. Like that would be easier to catch. Like a knuckle ball. Like if I were throwing you a water balloon.

I don't want to flip it over and end over end over end. I want to throw it where it doesn't turn at all. Oh yeah, like if you're doing egg toss in the backyard. Yeah, soft and easy. Not end over in. Bones, so you're saying this wasn't a spiral toss. I'm saying if so, the toss and the catch were really next level if you spiral that baby. All right, lunchbox.

Yeah, you want to give a shout out to that firefighter? I don't know his name, but you can't. Exactly. He didn't want to give his name. Crazy. That's a hero right there. Why don't you walk me into that? Why don't you just say we wanted to be anonymous? I mean, I can't believe that.

Yeah. Like, dude, you're a firefighter. But you tricked Bobby for no reason. Yeah, why would you like put, you've made me look foolish. Now, I don't want to go home. Oh, sorry. Yeah. All right.

Great story, Lunchbox. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. I saw the story about this guy, and he's one of these guys who's lived on a cruise ship. And sometimes when people retire, they just decide to pay all their money and live on a ship. And you can't. If you pay for the room, you can't say there as long as you want. So he's lived on a cruise ship for 20 years, but he can't really walk on the land because he's been on a cruise ship for so long.

Because even if you're on a boat for a little bit and you get on land, it's like, whoa. Sea legs. Is that what it's called? That's what they call. Yeah, so after 20 years of living on cruise ships, he says he can no long. longer walk in a straight line on land, period. Oh, this is crazy. He only steps foot on land like 15 days a year.

He budgets around $70,000 per year for his lifestyle, and he just lives on a boat. Wow. So when he walks on, he says he feels drunk. Yeah, they probably think he's drunk. He says he feels drunk. Coming up in like 15 minutes, we're going to give a listener a chance to win $5,000. I mean, today, two truths in a lie, about 15 minutes. All the listener has to do is identify the lie here on the show.

Right now, though, let's do the morning corny. The morning corny. What's a plumber's least favorite shoes? What? Cogs. Hmm. That's pretty funny. That was the morning corny.

That's a good one. On the phone now is Tessa, who lives in Orange, Texas. Tessa, how are you today? I'm good. Thank you. So, you have a chance to win $5,000. There's no, you know, nothing else except name the liar and you win $5,000. You've heard the game, two truths and a lie, right?

Yes. So me, Amy, Eddie, we will all tell you a story. There'll be no longer the 15 seconds. One of them hopefully will feel fishy to you. If so, you call that person out, you win $5,000. What would you do with $5,000, Tessa? Well, I have a child in college, so that would definitely help with tuition. It definitely would.

And after you play this game, there'll be a final game. Regardless if you win or lose, we have a chance to win. maybe $25,000. Okay, that would really help with tuition. So, are you guys ready to tell your stories? Oh, yeah. All right, Tessa's on from Orange, Texas. What's Orange Near, Tessa?

It's 30 miles east of Beaumont. Got it. Know it well, then you used to drive over to Beaumont and then keep driving to the boats. You know what I'm saying? And do a little gambling. All right, here we go. Up first.

Amy. So Faith Hill randomly called me one night when there was a hurricane approaching Haiti and my kids were still living at the orphanage. She wanted me to know that she was praying for their safety and that adoption was close to her heart because she was adopted. Very good. Eddie.

I once saw Bill Murray at Denny's. This was late at night, like at midnight in Austin, Texas. We're sitting there eating. He walks in, eats his breakfast. I mean, it's a grand slam cup of coffee. No one bothers him at all. But as soon as he gets up to leave, the whole restaurant goes. Yeah.

There he is. Oh, that's awesome. And then he waved and walked out. Okay. And finally me. John Mayer came to the studio, I don't know, four or five years ago. Not sure exactly the year of pandemic kind of messed with my brain there, but he came in and I never put his number on my phone after he gave it to me. He said, hey, I'm being told us five years ago.

They're here, take my number. And I said, I will not put it on my phone. And even though we had met a couple times and even though we had hung up. out very surface level. I knew I would never call him and I didn't want his number in my phone because I never wanted to accidentally call him or somebody else to have it. So I did not take his number and put it in my phone. And to this day, it's still not on my phone. I'm going to have it anymore. So the end. All right, Tessa, so it's your job to spot the liar. Now, USA's new competition reality show, Snake in the Grass gives four contestants a chance at $100,000.

The only catch is they have to find out which one of them is sad. sabotaging their every turn. If they fail, the snake leads with all the money. Spot the lies, catch the snake, win the cash. Snake in the grass, premieres August 1st at 11, 10 p.m. Central on USA Network. Now, you're not playing snake in the grass exactly, but same theme here. Can you spot the liar for $5,000? Amy says a hurricane was happening and Faith Hill called her. Yeah, I don't even know how she got my number, but she called me. Eddie says he was at Denny's in Austin, Texas, where he used to live, and Bill Murray came in Nate, nobody bothered him, but they clapped when he left.

It was crazy. And I say John Mayer was in here, and he was like, take my number, take my number, and I wouldn't take it. And I still don't have it because I know I would never want to call him. So Tessa, one of them's a lie. Which one do you think is a truth for sure? I want to say Amy's is hopefully a truth. I have a hard time believing you wouldn't have taken John Mayer's number.

I feel like you're a big John Mayer fan. So you think for sure Amy's telling the truth. I hope so. Well, I need you to lock something in here. See, we look very honest right now. Yeah. So I'm going to say. So Amy's telling the truth.

You're locking that one in. I'm going to lock that one in. Okay. Let's go over to Amy. Amy, if you're telling the truth, she's still in the running because she has to find the lie. Okay. The faith tell story. True or false.

It is true. It is true. Okay. Okay. Okay, Tessa, you're one step closer to $5,000. Now, I can't do a second chance or anything because this is too much money. You know the game. So.

So Eddie and Bill Murray or me and John Mayer. This is like the celebrity edition of this game. Eddie and Bill Murray or me and John Mayer. Which one's the lie, Tessa? Okay, I'm going you and John Mayer. So are you locking in? I'm locking it in. You and John Mayer.

You're locking in me and John Mayer. Okay. She's locked in for $5,000. Now, if she wins, we give her the cash and she comes back next week and she competes for $25,000 or more. Either way, you're competing for $25,000 or more. If you get it right or wrong. Lunchmucks, do you know the answer?

I have no idea the answer. You don't know the answer. You promise? I promise. Who would you pick as a liar? You. There ain't no way you're not, you're passing up an opportunity to see John Mayer's phone number in your phone.

I just, that jumps out to me as like, that has to be it. So when she picked you, I was like, oh my gosh, I think she won $5,000. But I have no idea, but that's the one I would have picked. Morgan, do you know? I have an idea, so I'm not going to say. Great. Okay. Oh, come on. What's her name? Tessa.

Tessa. Come on. So, how it's going to work is, I'm going to say, would the liar please identify themselves and just wait a few seconds, whomever it is for now when we do this game, even if it's myself, make it dramatic, just like on the shows, okay? Now Tessa needs me to go,

I'm the snake, and she wins $5,000. But if Betty says it, she doesn't win $5,000. All right. Would the liar, would the snake Please identify themselves? I, Eddie, am the snake.

Oh, no. Sorry, Tessa. Oh. Yeah, my John Merritt story is true. Just never put in my phone because I didn't want to call him. Never knew I would never call him. Didn't want to accidentally call him

and only someone steal his number from my phone. So mine was the truth. And Eddie, you're saying you never saw Bill Murray? I've never even met Bill Murray before. You ever seen him in humans? Never seen him in the flesh. Oh, it's a tough game. Pretty bad.

Well, the bad news is, Tessa, that you did not win $5,000, but you are added to the game. It'll be next week, Scuba. The final round is Monday. Okay, so Monday of next week, you'll have a chance. You have a one-on-four shot to win $25,000 or more, okay? Let's go. All right, so you're still in it, Tessa, but you didn't win $5,000. What would you like to say, Tessa?

This was a lot of fun. It was nerve-wracking, but a lot of fun. Thank you. Well, thank you. And again, it's not all lost. You got a chance for big money coming up on Monday of next week. All right, Tessa. Sounds good. Thanks. All right. I'm sad for her, but I can't do anything about it. I feel bad. I feel bad. Snake in the grass. There is an episode tonight on NBC, but it's like the preview episode. So you can watch that. It comes on at 9 Central, 10, 9 central. But the big one, the first one is on USA Network. August 1st, August 1st. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University. an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

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For example, chewing with your mouthful, which pretty gross. It makes food taste better by making the aroma is easier to smell. Because if you're all in your mouth, you're coming out of your mouth, you smell it while you're eating. Oh, weird. Which is why in some cultures, it's okay to eat with your mouth open. Because when you chew, the food is still, the smell's coming out of your mouth into your nose. That's for you, though. Bad for everyone's sitting around you.

I agree in our culture. But if we're always taught, don't look at someone eating in their mouth hole, then who cares? So, but yes, I'm not going to chew the mouth open. Biting your nails, which I have trouble with this sometimes. Biting your nails boost your immune system because you're introducing it to bacteria. Oh, wow, that's cool. So we're always trying to find bacteria. We always find it somehow touching things, whatever,

but binding your nails, that's what happens. But I do. If I'm nervous, concerned, stress, I go right to the nails. I mean, that's the first thing. And then when I go to the nails, I know it's time to go to the PlayStation because I'm stressed, so I got to counteract that with something else.

Chewing gum sharpens your focus in memory. If you have a specific time you're trying to do it, they say chew gum. Now, if you just start chewing gum all the time, you're not going to be totally focused better. But if it's like, okay, I got to write this, I got to do these bills, chew gum, and it helps focus better. Slouching can be good for your joints and limit back stiffness after a period of hard physical work.

Oh, interesting. There's a place near the house. It's called stretch. Stretch. Stretch lab or something. You just go in and they stretch you. At first, I was like, that's a stupidest, oh, that sounds awesome. Yes, same.

I can't have no flexibility at all. And it's like you go in and you pay and they stretch you for half an hour. And I'm like, well, I can do that. But then I can't because I don't. Not in the way they can't. Yeah, it's not like it hurt, but it does. We were eating at some little place next to it. People were walking it out of it like it was a gym.

Wait, so you haven't done it yet? No, I'm kind of getting the courage. I have no flexibility. Sleeping in helps boost your memory. It can help you live longer. Okay. Some of the stuff, I felt like total bull crap. Peeing in the shower.

Yes. Cleans your feet and can't prevent fungal issues. Really? But if you have a cut, be warned, it could get a bacterial. infection. Okay. I mean, what? Which is it?

Fidgeting can burn 10 times more calories than keeping still, and then swearing can relieve pain. So those are bad habits that they say can actually be beneficial if done right, or maybe they're not as bad as they say. I don't really know the angle of that, but I'm going to stay away from all those except biting my nails. Oh, I'm going to try peeing in the shower. See how that works.

You know, I used to be a big shower, Peter. And I got married. I kind of stopped. You can't do that anymore, can you? And here's why. because it's gross because pee's pretty clean, but because if I'm peeing and Caitlin walks in and sees me peeing in the shower, I'll be humiliated.

And I think that's why I've stopped. I have one other story. There's a guy who was in the room while his wife was giving birth, and he's supposed to be helping, and he's trying to help, but he can't because he can't stop gagging. Oh, no. He can't stop gagging. About 50 seconds into it,

he has to sit down, and he's like, I mean, here's him gagging. And he's, oh gosh. He can't help it. He can't help it. Poor guy. That's what I'm afraid of. I'm going to be doing that. Do you normally gag at, you know, blood or...

No. No? Okay. But I'm due to find something to gag at, and I'm afraid it's going to be that. I'm afraid it's going to be that. Randy Houser coming in to perform just a little bit. No, I like that version.

I'm going to do another one. Not either there. Whoa. That's the sound of just like them. Then I might have to boom like this. Whoa. And that song makes me thinking we moved here. It's so good.

It played on the radio every seven seconds. It's a great song, but it's, you know, sometimes you hear a song that just remind you so much about a place that you live, a place you were in your life. And that song is like us moving to Nashville on the freezing winter that went on until like May. We were like, what are we doing? Oh, I didn't even know how to drive in the snow-slash ice. No, no, you just stop there. No, we got stuck on a hill in my neighborhood and I remember calling y'all. I'm like, I don't know if I can get to work.

Yeah, I read a book a long time ago called I'm okay, you're okay, and they talk about music. And when you hear a song that you heard so many times at a place in your life, that same chemical reaction happens just briefly where it does feel or taste or smell where you were way back then. That's so cool. It's like a mental health book. I read it. I was like, wow, the brain. So I think about that sometimes. Or if I hear like King, Virginia baseball theme or something, I'm like, college broke.

I'm hungry. I'm here counting crows, this desert life. I'm hungry just immediately. You crave ramen. Because I was starving then, yeah. So Randy Houser is in in a little bit. All right, let's do the news. Bobby's Big.

Stories. Dermatologist warned that how you clean your armpits could actually be making you stink. So I was thinking about armpits. I put them in the shower. I put the water on them. I take the, I don't really use a cloth or anything. I don't use my wife's lufa and nothing like that. I take the soap and just put in my armpits.

And then I rinse it out. Is that a popular method in the room? Sure. How else do you do? Just do so far. A lufa or a rag. Experts said, the secret to smelling sweet is how your armpits are washed. This dermatologist said the wops of odor are born from the mixture of sweat and bacteria on the skin.

And getting rid of the bacteria will fight the funky smell. So, the guy lathered his underarms for 30 seconds and just continue to scrub it. And that is the key. Lather it and scrub it. Don't just put it on and rinse it off. I'm somewhere in the middle. 30 seconds is a long time. But I will say this, I shave my armpits.

I don't keep them shaved, but I will take a razor, not a razor, a trimmer, clippers, like once every couple of months. And so there's a time where it's pretty bare and then it grows, it grows back. But when it's thinned down, it doesn't smell as bad. So when you shave, do you use secret deodorant? No, no, I just, I literally. They're hating on you. No, no, I know, but do you use a women's deodorant since it's smooth? No.

Okay. Checking. You want to see who's got most hair? No. Just generally? No, I don't. No, sir. I don't know. I'm pretty hairy.

Not on my head. Not on my head. But my body. Tiny pet turtles are cited as a cause for Salmonella outbreak and kids. Tiny turtles, adorable, but the CDC is saying, hey, stay away for thinking about getting them because you can be infected with this and everybody gets sick. The ages of the 15 people have been affected with Salmonella with five hospitalized in this one specific spot. Everybody from one to almost 60 years old. Some of the cases may be not reported yet because it takes a while. to develop, but they say tiny baby pet turtles if you're getting them as like a fun little don't.

They are cute. Yeah, they are cute. Yeah. That story's from the New York Post. Who do people trust more, an average looking person or a beautiful person? Amy, what do you think? I mean, I would say probably the average. I would say beautiful.

Why? Because I would think the average person's up to something. They're trying to get a head. Really? You got to trust the hottie. I would think that somebody that's really pretty already has it all. So why they're trying to get one over on me? I'm not saying this is rational or right, but according to a study of thousands of people in control table wall conversations, average looking people were far and away considered more trustworthy.

Yeah, I don't trust pretty people. The attractive and more symmetrical faces seem less convincing and they were less likely to open up with an attractive person. I think probably because they're just jealous. But everybody opens up to me. If that says anything, I'm finally understanding. Like people just want to open up to me all day long. So I must be extremely average. That is from the psychological science research journal.

Fitness trackers motivate users to walk an extra 40 minutes a day. If you have one and you use it, 40 minutes a day of extra exercise on average. And even if, let's say, like I have Apple Watch. I hate that thing unless I'm timing something or literally working out because it'll go, you need to stand up. You need to shut up. I don't need to stand up. It's a good reminder, though.

Yes. But I do move around probably a little bit more because it's like, hey, lazy move and so my god well maybe they're on to something so if it's reminding me i do get reminded and maybe i don't do what they say but i do more and that's what they're saying if you have something that keeps track if you look at it even if you look at your health and fitness app on your iPhone if you look at it every day just make a point to look at it you will know you're going to look at it again so you'll want to do a little bit better so it's just always keeping things top of mind so you know i've never been a person that was a big steps person i never tracked my steps

but I do when I work out see how many calories I burned and not so much for calories but it's just a bar as compared to other days because I don't care about how many calories I literally burn but if I hit it 800 or so I'm like in an hour I'm like that one rocked I just know I'm not my body put out

that effort isn't like a Big Mac like a thousand I don't know I think it is what's crazy is you work out for a whole hour and you still wouldn't burn a Big Mac that's crazy I don't keep I don't keep Calorie count in my brain for random. Oh, man, I do.

Okay, this is how dumb this show is sometimes, and I do it too. A Big Mac's 563 calories. All right, then you burned it. But you doubled it up. But we just accepted that, and people are running around town. Check the double Big Mac. Double Big Mac. Exactly, 1,000 calories.

Paintings bought from a Texas thrift store turns out to be a Keith Bankston original. So we bought the painting. It's like, all right. And then it's a Keith Bankston who died and at only 34 years old in 1992, it is going to be worth so much the museum is like, we're not even going to say the value yet

because they're still determining it. Wow. That's cool. So there you go. And finally, a burglar in China was caught because they left behind their DNA inside a mosquito. What? Wow, that's crazy. That's like Jurassic Park type stuff. Yeah.

Right, because didn't they get the dinosaur DNA from a mosquito or something like that? Yes, in sap. In sap? In sap? Mm-hmm, tree sap. The police saw a blood smear on the wall of a dead mosquito, so they tested it and pointed to a criminal in their database.

Crazy. That is crazy. Finally, finally. An upcoming feature on the iPhone will help you keep certain private photos more private. iOS 16 will have an option where you can lock a hidden album and require face ID to open it. That is from Yahoo Finance.

That's good because I used to do these pictures where I would like see my before and after, fitness wise. I thought you're going somewhere else with that. And then sometimes Because I don't care who sees in my phone I have nothing in my phone And I'm embarrassed of

But I'd be like Hey send me this picture His phone And they'd be like Dude why I'm gonna look at you in your underwear Who you sent? I would rather put those in a folder That no one could see

Those were Bobby's big Stories There's an airplane It's called the Sun of Concord It'll fly from New York to London In 3.5 hours Which is just so fast

Which it's like seven now It's like doubles Yeah I just wouldn't want to be one of the first one It's like a roller coaster I want to be the first one that thing I'll be the 10 You can send dummies all you want.

I still don't want to be the first human. But that would be awesome. Not even for that, because who's going to London? But it's like, how fast can I get to Tulsa then from here? Golly, I get in. Close my eyes, I'm there. So that's happening. Randy Hauser's happening.

He's coming in next here on the Bobby Bone show. Ran into old Randy. A month or so ago? Yeah? Yeah, and I'll mention it to him here, but I ran into him. He, like, yelled at me. And I didn't know if he was yelling angry or happy. But what did you do?

Got in the car. And Caitlin said, some guy with a beard's coming toward us. And I didn't see who he was. I didn't see anything. I just heard his, his yell. Hey! And I was, so I just got in the car and, like, and then he beat on the window, and I was like, oh, it's Randy.

But he's, like, a big guy. Oh, yeah. Like, dominate, big voice, big everything. And so, yeah, and he was, I'm not his business. But let's just say, he was with another. mega celebrity dude they had families interesting yeah I'm not even gonna say who it is

but it's pretty cool the mega celebrity said nothing to me really but Randy did that's my kind of celebrity oh Halzer on the Bobby Bone show now Randy Houser Randy I was talking to somebody about you they were like Randy's coming in I said yeah

I said one maybe the first time you came in you brought a goat and a peed everywhere yeah and until we changed our studio that pee just remained in the studio for like seven years Yeah, you know, that whole thing was a surprise to me as well. Oh, we didn't know that. Oh, yeah.

Because we didn't know you at the time. We were new to town. I didn't know y'all either. And you were the guy that showed up with a goat and so first impression. That was not me. It was interesting. It was like, I got here and they're like, hey, we brought you a goat to take you. I was like, oh, cool.

We were like that too. So this is how I'm going to meet all these people? Like, no, that's, you know, it's so funny. I think they were, I don't know what they're trying to do. You know, I normally don't just take goats to people. We didn't know that. We thought you were the goat guy for a long time. How you been?

I've been great, man. I would say they haven't seen you in a while, but we briefly, and I'll keep your business private, we saw each other for like seven seconds. I was getting my car driving out, and you were like, hey. And I was like, oh, somebody's going to beat me up. That's what I thought. It was like an aggressive, not, like, I couldn't figure out if somebody was going to beat me up or somebody was like trying to catch me before I drove off. And you were like, hey. That's what I was doing.

Yeah. I think I probably say it like that to everybody. anyway. I don't know. Well, let me say it. It's scary. Yeah, it's scary. Yeah. And so it was good to see. I know we were, we only had a few seconds to say hello, but you haven't had you in here in a while. I do see you tagged a lot of Instagram stories from people that are like at your shows. Yeah. Because they're like, it's a religious experience at a Randy Hauser's show.

Oh, we have a good time. I mean, I'm very passionate about what I do and making music. And, you know, I mean, I don't know what, I know how it makes me feel, you know, I love what I do. for a few years now anytime I've seen you, even a picture online. So, and you're a, I would say my buddy John party is too, but you guys are real life cowboys. So you wear... Grew up that way. Yeah. It's kind of hard to be a cowboy in West Meade anymore.

True, but I would say it's like riding a bike. I haven't rode a bicycle on a long time. I'm still a bicycle rider. Yeah. But the hat is kind of cowboy, but also like kind of cool. Yeah. You know, I have, Stetson makes me these hats, but they're kind of made like, um, My granddaddy would take, like, a fedora-style hats like that.

And then he was a cattleman. You know, he was a cattle buyer. So he would still shape his fedores like a cowboy hat. So I just kind of got that from him. That's cool. Yeah. Something different, you know, just... I like to look.

Something you get from tradition of your family, you know. Do you switch it up? Because I was going to dinner with party, who was, like, my only close friend that wears a cowboy hat all the time. Yeah. We were going to dinner, and I was, like, going to be funny and wear a cowboy hat, too. because he wears it everywhere. It doesn't matter what's...

And he's a big guy in a cowboy hat who talks loud. And I was like, screw it, I'm wearing a cowboy hat too. So I put one on. It was winter. I put one on and it's a straw cowboy, whatever. When we show up and he's like, you can't wear that. Get wear that in the winter. I'm like, what are you talking about?

He goes, you got to wear a felt in the winter. That's true. I'm like, bro, I was just doing this to be funny. And so then he got me a felt one, which I've never wore. But do you switch it up at all? You wearing the... It just depends. Well, if I'm like outside, you know, like,

just at the house or whatever. Most of the time I'll wear a straw hat. But like if it comes to doing a show, I'm always in a felt hat. I like it. I like it. Randy Hauser is here. So we got some new music here.

I mean, I got, the album doesn't come out until November. Is that right? November 11th, yeah. So, but you're putting out music, got a few songs out. Let me play some of Still That Cowboy. I pray that I'll always be

a cowboy that stole your heart. So, So was that written, and I know you car wrote every song that's coming out on this record. Yeah. Was this song at all toward your wife? Absolutely. Yeah, the idea sort of came from, it was like, you know, I mean, I think I'd just gotten home and, you know, we were in bed and I looked over and I was watching her sleep. And, you know, just the interesting thought of, I wonder what she's thinking about or what she's dreaming about right now and I hope it's me.

You know, that kind of thought hit me, you know, and I was just like, that's kind of where that idea for the song came from. Like two days later, my buddy Josh Hogan, Matt Rogers came over and we wrote it. So you held on to that. Do you write it on your phone? Yeah, I keep like notes of ideas in my phone. I'll either hum stuff in there and like in voice recorder or I'll get in a notepad and just write out, you know, type out some like ideas or something like that. mostly, and I write like, you know, I don't write all the time. I like one of those guys that writes like when I go and write in like seasons. I'll write like when it's time to start making a record.

I'll just store up all my thoughts and then just sort of go for it because I can't, I don't know, I'm not one of those people that do well writing on the road. It's just like a separate thing for me somehow. Those are your nuts. Squirrel nuts, squirrel nuts, get it. Squirrel sets up as nuts. Yeah, and it goes and yeah, yeah. There's a song that's out now.

It's a current single. And I know we could play a clip of it, but instead of that, I know you have your guitar here. Would you mind performing a little bit of note to sell for us? I'd love to. Now, before you play it here, so walk me through what this song means to you and why you wrote it. Yeah. So, you know, with like a lot of people that do what I do, the pandemic gave me not only an excuse, but forced me to be at home a lot more than I can remember being home.

I mean, it's, you know, before the pandemic, I can't remember being at home more than like two weeks at a time. And so it also, it did a lot of things. It, you know, it gave me a chance to experience a lot of things that, like, I wouldn't have experienced, like, my little boy Huckleberry starting to walk, things like that and seeing that. And most likely I would have been on the road. had, you know, had that not happened.

And so it just gave me a chance to be home and sort of evaluate and re-evaluate decisions that I've made years ago and also taught me what it means to be like a home dad and a home husband and all those things, which were, which to me was like very far. You know, it was like, you know, most people won't admit that to do what we do, but we're gone all the time, you know. So it was a really cool experience in a lot of ways. it was also very unwelcome in a lot of ways. But totally fitting for the time

and we didn't just finish writing it that day. And I recorded it at my house and we just went for it. Here is Randy Hauser playing note to self here on the Bobby Bone show. Note to sell. The truck only goes so far on half a tank. That credit card ain't money in the bank.

If it don't sound like, a good idea it probably ain't a note to sell you can't change the way she's gonna change her mind she might love you but she won't like you all the time instead of taking her for granted take her somewhere nice note to sell love ain't diamond rings bigger it on all always mean better the grass ain't always green money don't grow on trees ever can't make somebody be made for you god ain't going to do the praying for you wish his best left up there on a shell you're gonna have to find the answer somewhere no to sell no to sell a truck only goes so far on half a time

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Accent not included. Air Tasker, get anything done. On the Bobby Bone Show now. Randy Houser. Randy, I want to play some of a working man, which you wrote with Randy Montana. Yeah. Two Randy's in room. Nothing.

Sounds confusing. We double-teamed. Yeah, it sounds. So here is some. I'm a working man. Here you go. Randy, can you list. And we'll talk about jobs from when they started to take taxes out.

Because, you know, I mowed a lot of yards, a lot of stuff young. But when they started taking taxes out, the government did. Can you list your normal jobs before you became Randy Houser, the famous musician? Yeah. Go ahead. Okay, my first job was. was obviously, you know, grew up in Mississippi. We grew up raising chickens.

We grew up in chicken houses. So working in the poultry industry, to put it. Did you always stink? Because we grew up right chicken houses. I mean, you're in Arkansas. You definitely had chicken houses. It smells. It smelled like money.

That's what we always sound. Okay. Okay. All right, chicken houses. What else? After that, I was a bus boy at a place called the Back 40. After that, I went to work at Lazy Boy. Doing what?

Driving a forklift. And then, let's see, I went to... Were you good at that? Yeah. And I asked, because I drove forklift a little bit at Hobby Lobby, and I just was bad at backing up because you've got to do the opposite. Yeah. It's that whole...

The back wheels turn. Yeah, it's that whole thing. But you were good. Okay. I wasn't good, and I didn't get to do much. I mean, you know, but here's the thing. I hated every job I ever had until I was able to play music for a living. Because it's all I ever wanted to do.

What job did you get to quit? get to quit to go, I finally get to go do music now full time. I quit all of them. No, no. But then I worked at a steel mill. I worked at Magnolia Steel. And then I worked at a music store. That's the one I quit when I moved in Nashville.

I was 26 before I moved to Nashville. Which is pretty late. Pretty late. Yeah, pretty late. So what were you doing at the music store? Just whatever, hanging out, tuning guitars or whatever. Where'd you live? I did that for like to, in Meridian, Mississippi.

In Meridian, Mississippi. were you the guy that was really good at music, the local guy that was really good at music? I was one of them. When I was there, there was a lot of still, I always grew up playing with guys that were like 20 years older than me because it's kind of like the band scene kind of disappeared in a lot of ways. But yeah, I was one of those guys.

But yeah, I'll quit that one to move here. It's a risk, right? I mean, especially if you've been having to pay the bills and now you're going to go and do, something creative where there is no stability whatsoever. Like what kind of kicked you in the butt to make that move? I don't know. I think it was just like I literally was, okay, I'll tell you what it was.

There was a, what was that song, Tammy Cochran song that was about... Did it go, whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no, not like this. They go to that? No, it's a song like Carrie Kurt Fieldfront. We'll have to look it up, but I'm just drawing a blank on it. But I heard this song, and it was all about life happens. And that was the name of the song. If you go back and listen to it,

the song is all about these three characters and the song that their dreams were passing them by by just getting the bills paid and doing it. And I heard that song, and it literally, I could say that a song literally changed my life. I went, well, not happening to me. And so I just packed up. And I had like this little, like a 92 Mercury Cougar,

Mercury Kruger. And I just, I rolled out. out and it broke down on me the first week I was in Nashville. How long did it take? Was it a year, multiple years before you could actually make enough money to pay all your bills making music? I'd say I got lucky, but, you know, luck is built on hard work, I think. But when I got here, I brought a, you know, like a pocket full of song.

and I went to, I knew a couple of people because Derek George, who produced like how country feels and moonlight and all that stuff was from Philadelphia, Mississippi, and I knew him. And he took me to this publisher, Steve Marklin, who had, he was running a place called Windswept. And they ended up signing me like a month after I've been in town as a writer. Rare?

Yeah, it was very rare. Couldn't hold back to talent. They smell the chicken house coming to town. And they were like, this guy's got something. Well, I don't know. I mean, that was just one of those. And also, that was a different time. People, as a songwriter, you could get signed a lot quicker in those days, I feel like, than now.

You didn't have to be a TikTok star then. You say that. And I feel a little, I feel like you like TikTok that much when you say you'd have to be a TikTok star. I love TikTok. I love watching people's TikTok. You don't want to make them? I don't want to make them. Well, let's do a dance right now.

All right, listen, Randy Hauser's got an album coming out November 11th, and that is a while away, and I'm sure when the album comes out, I'll talk to you again. I'd love to have you back when the album comes out. So there are a lot of songs that are coming out on the record, but what I want to talk about now are the three that people can get right now, because that's why they're listening, right? So you've got Still That Cowboy, you got Working Man, and you got note to sell all the route right now. You are going on the road with Cody Johnson?

I am. That is quite the vocal show. Yeah, that's going to be awesome. Yeah, that's going to be awesome. I'm a big fan of him. Yeah, so is Scuba Steve. He, like, cries every time the song plays. Really?

Yeah. Yeah, scuba state, it's like, here's in it. That's going to be fun. At Randy Houser on Instagram and Twitter. Do you have a TikTok? I do, yeah. Is your label, they're not making you do TikToks yet? I can't be made to do much.

But I think the most fun I have with TikTok is them trying to get me to do stuff and just going, nope. Yeah, what you do is you get in your car. and you turn a song on. And you start a song and then, you know, they point at the words, but instead of doing that, when the first word pops up, be like, ain't doing this crap, and then turn the TikTok off. That's a great one. You can have that free of charge.

Done. We'll do that. All right. Randy Hauser, you guys check out the new music. The record comes out in November, and when it comes out, we'd love to see you again. I'd love to be back. Just great to talk to you. Great to see you again.

Thank you. You sound great. I mean, anything you guys want to say to Randy while he's here, I mean, I wish I could wear a handkerchief like he does. He supports it all really well. I mean, I don't even understand how he looks so cool in one and, like, normal? Normal. He looks normal in one.

And if I put one on, I think people think I have a cold or something. I don't know what the situation is. Do you ever wear a red one? No, I don't stick with these old blue ones. I probably do red. I did, I did quit wearing them for a while after whenever the pandemic kicked in. And then Coachella happening, everybody in the world started wearing him. I was like, I'm out, you know.

When it got cool, like hip. Yeah, I had to get rid of it. Same thing with TikTok. He was on TikTok, though, before anybody knew it. That's the thing. So, all right, Randy Houser, at Randy Houser on Instagram and Twitter. And the record's out in November. Randy, good to talk to you, buddy.

You too. Thank you for having me. Bobby Bone Show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from Culver City, California. A 37-year-old man walked into a boost mobile store, pulled out a gun and said, get on the ground, I want all the money. Jumps over the counter, gets the $500 in cash, runs out, gets to his car a block away.

Oh, no, drop the keys back in the store. He's got to go back. He goes in and the person is holding it. Like, oh. Come and get it. Look at what I got. That will be funny. So he took off on foot, but police tracked him down,

all because he had an ankle monitor on when he robbed the store. He had an ankle monitor, and he left his keys. I got a feeling this guy not bright in general. And it finally caught up with him for the third time or second time it sounds like. All right. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. All right.

Eddie has big news. Guys, this is huge. This is huge. I have been buying diapers for 14 years of my life. Because I have a 14-year-old, and we've had kids ever since. Oh, I didn't think about that. You've been buying diapers forever. Yeah.

All the way down. All the way down. And our baby, we've been trying so hard to get him potty trained. He had the peen down, like, I don't know, probably a month ago. Peen, no problem. Pooping, he could not get it in the toilet. I felt that. Breaking news.

Breaking news. He finally got it in the toilet. Boys and girls, I am no longer going to buy a diaper. I am done buying diapers. Woo! That is huge. Is it to be that excited about? Yeah.

Dude, it's crazy. Like, I don't even want to go back and think about how much money I spent on diapers. Do you think you spent more money on diapers or lunchboxes spent more money on the lottery? Oh, that's a good question. Probably lottery, but close. No, no, no. But close. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a good question, though. Whenever he's potty trained and he hits the number two, the correct time. But does he automatically go all the time now? Or does he still miss some? Well, he hit his first one. Oh, that's the story. So he's not fully trained yet. Well, you know, I'm hoping that he is, but I guess this is the start to something big.

Lunchbox is always jealous when your baby does something. Because his, I don't know what the competition is between you two. I don't know what it is either. He's always, like, upset when anything about your kid. Oh, he told me, he was like, dude, I got to send you this video of him throwing a football. I don't want to see it. Like, I don't want to see him throwing a football. Whatever, like, because I play catch with him a lot, whenever he does, like, make a cool catch,

and I was thinking the lunchbox, like, oh, man, I wonder if he would lose it if he saw this. Well, congratulations. Thank you, man. I'll give you a clap, too. I don't understand it, but I know you're happy, and that's all I care about. It's big news. Trust me. All right, that's it.

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