The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Full) Lunchbox Embarrassed Himself in front of A Country Music Icon + Why Amy’s Daughter Asked “What’s A Sugar Daddy?” + What We’d Get on Our Personalized Plates

Episode Date: June 21, 2022

Eddie says that Lunchbox embarrassed himself after not recognizing a country music icon at an industry event. Amy was perplexed when her daughter asked her the question “What’s a sugar daddy?” after she read a DM on her Instagram. Eddie saw a couple of interesting, personalized license plates yesterday so we all share what would go on ours.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I read your book and I'm the favorite part. It was your dog's saving pearl in the book. It was so much fun. Your dog, Stanley, looked very, like, crazy in the pictures. It was so funny. Thank you. Bye. I believe she felt it.

Yeah. That's good. She's still laughing. Yeah, so my kid's book, it's been out of week now. And the book cycle's weird because it's Tuesday. It's like day one of week two. And so I didn't get to do a lot of book press last week because I was sick. I'm not going to do it this week.

So if you'd like to buy it, please do. I think on Amazon they're doing two for, wait, three for the price of two, 50. I don't know. So that ship has sailed? You can't do press anymore for that? You can, but what happens is the book company goes, you do it week one, like a movie, try to get a big week, and then you're able to go, wow, I don't know if it's going to be a bestseller or not, but I wasn't able to do what I normally do, which is like, I was going to go do Good Morning America.

I was going to go and say, hey, buy it. And so if I'll say this and I'll wrap it. And who knows, if it's bought a lot, the second week it could be a bestseller. If this book ends up being a bestseller as a kid's book, me doing no press, I just owe it all to the B team and not any sort of press at all. And if that happens, I'll never do press again. Screw it. Don't need it.

Why would I do press? We got our own little group here. But I'm very proud of the book. And I'd say, yeah, it's good. And we're still almost done sitting out all the autographs for inside the book. And that's been a process, but we're there. I do want to go over and talk to Brad. By the way, the book is called, if you go to Amazon, Stanley the Dog, first day at school,

and it's mostly about being true to yourself regardless of what others are saying and how they're acting about you. You may look different and feel different, but it's about your true value. So it's called Stanley the Dog, first day at school. Brad and Virginia, what's up, buddy? Good morning, Bobby. Morning studio. Morning. I used any words to encouragement, so advice. I'm terrified of flying.

I'm not in control I just need a little words of encouragement advice how to get through it tomorrow as I travel to go pick up my wife You got it I'm going to give it to you because I'm going to speak to you as you

Because I Brad I'm also terrified of flying Like I hate it I talk about it on the show a lot I hate I don't understand how you get something metal And that heavy up there

And it just stays up there Right I don't understand the science I understand the scientists are smarter I don't know how radio works either But trust it I don't know how anything works Here you go Brad So you're going to

do it, so we're going to eliminate the fact that you're so scared you may not do it. You're doing it. You're just going to white-knuckle it and go. Now, if you just look at data, which is the only real truth in our world with science, is numbers, there are more accidents that happen on the road with cars because there are more idiots driving cars and there are airplanes. So think about that first of all. Do you feel safe, Brad, if you're just driving to work on a Wednesday or like a Tuesday? Do you feel safe just driving to work?

Yes, yeah. Yes, I'm in control of myself. I mean, I drive for a living. But you're not, you know this. And I'll talk to you as somebody who got my not as good as you, but I got a CDL for a show. I had to do all the tests. You're in control of you, but you're not in control. Somebody easily could nail you.

You have no. You don't have control. You have control of you. Part of the equation, but you don't have control of life. Somebody easily, if you're in your car, could pop you game over. True or false. You're very true. Okay.

So, thank you. That being said, just looking at numbers, way more accidents with cars and airplanes, even if you go per day, per any. So the plane's not going to crash. The car is going to crash way before the plane. If you feel safe in a car, you should feel safe in a plane. Secondly, Amy's husband was a pilot in the Air Force. Still as a pilot, but was a pilot in the Air Force.

And I sat with him and I said, I need you to talk me through this because I'm going to be scared to fly. He said, okay, here's what turbulence is. It is basically, and I'm going to paraphrase, and I'm probably going to be a little wrong. Turbulance, more in the daytime because what's happened, as the sun goes down, heat hits the ground, heat comes back up, creates little bumps. He goes, you don't crash from that. It's air coming up, you're hitting it.

Yep, it's uncomfortable, but it's just like driving on the road and going over a bump. Yeah, pothole. Not even a pothole. A speed bomb? Yeah, not even that. Like pebbles in the road, because a pothole could actually flatten a tire. I said that, like a pothole.

And he goes, no, you idiot. Like you just did to me. It's not even a pothole. So, when you feel turbulence, Once the pilots are going basically, oh, I just ran over a hat that fell out of the back of somebody's car. You aren't going to crash. Look at the news. Do you ever see plane crashes Southwest?

Maybe once every couple of years and mostly they don't die. It's like we had to land and you hardly ever. Is there a solely incident that makes the news? Yes. Did they die? No. And that was a disaster. Occasionally, one in 10 million?

You'll win the lottery before you get in a plane crash. All that to be said. I'm scared too. But I have to just clutter my mind with all these things to make me 20% less scared so I don't leave water in the seat when I walk out. But you're going to do it. It's going to be terrifying. You're going to be better because of it. You're going to be no less scared once you're done.

But you're going to do it. You're going to be fine. You love your wife. The end. Show's over. Go home. There you go. Yeah.

There you go. You're going to be fine. It's awesome. And think about that. Back in, I don't know. 100 years ago For the Wright brothers We had to walk

Yeah To get on a horse That sucks It took years to get somewhere You probably got You probably got to run into some buffalo And got eaten All right Brad

You got this buddy Go have it You're not gonna love it That's hey That showbiz baby All right Yeah that's right baby All right baby

All right see you man Good luck Yeah baby It's time to open up the mailbag You send an email and we read it on the air It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag Yeah Hello, Bobby Bones

My 4-year-old plays in a local T-ball league Where the coach is volunteer There's been some concern That the coach has been intoxicated during games At this last game She came 20 minutes after it started Smelling of alcohol And was kind of rude to the kids who questioned her

If you remember, they're 4 and 5-year-olds They have no filter Her cup And breath Clearly, smelled of alcohol She then left her cup on the bench, which is within access of any of the kids. She was more clumsy. She was more short with all the players through the game.

I understand she's a volunteer. I'm not above anyone having a drink at the fields, but when you're the coach, it's a little different. I'm also concerned for her child that she would be driving home after the game. I don't know if it'd be appropriate to talk to the rec center or just let it be. Any advice would be appreciated, signed mom of a little leaguer. First thing I want to say, I'm surprised as a woman. This is like a dumb dude decision. I've just felt, I guess, unfairly, it was a dude doing this.

Okay, so here we are. Not a funny situation, obviously. You don't let it be, first of all. I'm going to start with that. Now, we're going to talk about how you cannot let it be, but you can't let it be because if you let it be and something bad does happen, and there's a whole myriad of things that can happen,

that you're going to feel terribly guilty. Now, what is going to have to happen is going to be awkward for somebody. It is not a comfortable situation to have to address, this with anyone regardless of softball life period. My advice would be if this is something that is known amongst other parents of the team, you're going to have to talk with them and nominate someone to have that conversation. Who's best equipped to have that conversation?

It could be rec center, sure. It could be rec center, but if there's no relationship at all and somebody runs a sports complex, that's only going to be disciplinary action, going, hey, we saw you alcohol in your cup. You can't come here anymore. That's all that's going to be. So you can do that. Or you can have a nominated party approach.

You're like, hey, coach, talk to you after the game. It's going to be awkward. It could end up confrontational. So the person that is best equipped and calm enough to do it and say, hey, I'm just kind of worried about you. La, la, la, la. Communicate in a manner that is effective. And then see where it goes.

Either she's not drinking games anymore. She's come to games anymore. But something has to happen because you can't let this just happen. So it's finding the person who you feel can communicate best with her about this situation. You could also be wrong and there's no alcohol in the drink and she doesn't smell like alcohol. You could. There's an outside chance of that. You need to know though.

So don't just go all willy-nilly and go like, coach, let me talk to you and get a responsible group of parents that you trust, nominate someone, respectfully have that conversation. that's my opinion of someone who's dealt with similar situations in life. Not about ball, but about just drinking in places you shouldn't be drinking and sometimes not knowing you're drinking when you shouldn't be at all. Amy, your thoughts? Yeah, I would say just look at this first and foremost, this safety of those children and her child,

and that's, it is going to be uncomfortable, but sometimes there's discomfort in communication and that you just have to, this is too important for you to ignore and let it be. Well, any growth hurts. If you're 12 and you're growing physical, physically and your body's growing, that hurts. You're like, oh, wake up. Any growth hurts, any growth to be better hurts.

If you're learning a new skill, it sucks, it hurts because there's a struggle of failing. So look at this as growth. It's going to be painful and awkward, but somebody's got to do it. And if nobody does it and something bad happens, you are not going to be happy with yourself. And I wouldn't use, to me, I hear a little bit of denial and then like, I get it, you know, coaching little league have a drink. Actually, no. No, that's not what she said.

She said at the ballpark. People drink at the park. But she's a coach, though. No, no, no, I know. She's saying she's not against people having a drink at the... Right, watching the game. Right, in the game. But she's arriving as a coach.

So, yeah, I'm just like, we don't, I don't want to... It's uncomfortable, but it has to be done. Like, it sounds necessary to me. And I don't, I don't think this is about Eddie, right? Well, I was going to say one time I was mowing the lawn and I had a beer and it was right before my kids' game. And I went, and one of the dads called in. They're like, hey, we need you to coach third base. And I'm like, oh, they're going to all.

smell me? Like, I just had a beer. And so, no one said anything, so I think I'm all right. It's not about me. All right, there you go. All right, that's the mailbag. Close it up. We got your email and we read it on your air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailback. So as a reminder, we had a segment

last week, and Eddie and Scuba Steve were in Memphis. They went to watch the Elvis movie. And while they were there, they go to a bar and they see a guy playing Gavin deGraw, I don't want to be. This song right here from Gavin to He's a guy just covering this song in a bar. And they think, since Gavin's been on the show once, and they happened to have his number for professional reasons,

they needed to text him a video at one of the morning. It was a good version, though. This guy was really good. Right, I hear you. Sure. And so we talk about how that's kind of awkward. You're not friends with them. No, we don't really know him.

It's like getting his number off a medical form and then being like, oh, I have his number. Let me send him a little sound. And to be clear, it was Scuba's idea. He said, should I text him? I said, yes, absolutely. I say Gavin's a nice guy. He's probably not going to be mad, but that's inappropriate.

You can't do that. You can't go down to Broadway here in Nashville and be like, hey, Garth, here's Friends in Low Places. This is Sally doing it. Man, you guys railed us for doing this. Not railed. Mead. Mildly reamed. Okay.

Reamed. So Gavin came out at my show. I brought him out on Saturday night as a surprise. And so he's backstage, ready to surprise the crowd inside of my comedy and inspirational show. And you asked him about this. Yeah, we was backstage. So I said, hey, Gavin, can I ask you a question? You know how we texted you?

you of that version of that guy singing your song? Like, was that inappropriate to? He's like, what are you talking about? No, it was cool. He didn't say, what are you talking about? He said, quote, I will tell you what he said. He goes, dude, I really enjoyed that. Like, I like the reminder of like, that's cool people are still playing my music.

To me, it's very flattering. And then he ended with this. He's just being nice to you. Go ahead. Hey, he ended with next time you see someone else playing that? Dude, text away. Yeah, right. You think he wants you sending a cover song from every barbecue joint America.

Scova. Scuba, we're good, dude. All right, cool. You do realize he's a nice guy and he was just being... What do you think he's going to say? Dude, don't do that. Yeah, yeah, I would expect him to be like, oh, man, yeah, it was a little weird or whatever,

but he didn't say that. He said, dude, I was very flattered by that. But he also could have just stopped it. I was flattered and it was cool. He didn't have to add on. Correct. Send it to me next time. That's why I think that he's just being super nice.

And he's like, yeah, man, who wants to see? Yeah, I think it would be a different answer if Bobby asked him as opposed to the person that sent the text. Okay, Bobby. let's say that we're somewhere and I see someone covering raging idiots or someone else that has happened before and I wanted it but I'm not I'm not famous that Gavin deGrole song is so massive 10,000 people are covering it every night and you're friends with Bobby Amy okay and not me bad example but anybody like

that example all the way around yeah all the way around the rule is if you're not if you haven't texted with them on a personal basis before in a friendly way don't text them if it period if you get their number from the show You should be like, who, punishment one day should be like if you mess up or do something, you have to text someone from your phone. No, they do that anyway. That's not punishment. That's fun. Hey, you know what else he said?

But it was so embarrassing. He said, did you send that to me? I said, no, Scooby Day. He's like, well, let me give you my number so you can text me next time. Okay. That's what I'm saying. The story is like being exact. And then he said, hey, come over tonight.

We'll have dinner. No, no, he never said that. Gavin McGraw is so good. This song Ford, you know, he did this whole album about his, you know, and the story. is his parents died. He had a lot of death, and he wanted to finish his album before his dad died. His dad was diagnosed with cancer, and he got to play it for his dad right before he died. He'd been working on it, and his dad listened to it, and his dad died very soon after that. And the first track on, it's called The River, and it's about his dad finally going to meet his mom,

because his mom passed away earlier, super emotional. He has a song called Ford that's like what you should appreciate in life. I mean, there is not a more country song, the meaning, the message. than this song right here. Play the hook of that song for me, Ray. It's just driving old for, count blessings and praise the Lord. Have let's make you feel like more.

Work hard and you get paid. It's such a good song, you know, for us in this room, for us to listen to the show. This is a great message for our kind of people. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2's 32nd Skinny. Lady A has a. a new song out today called Summer State of Mind. Here's a clip.

Dave Pierce sold some of our clothes to fans during CMA Fest. With the sale, she raised more than $10,000 for the Music Health Alliance. Faith Hill shared on the Kelly Clarkson show that before acting in 1883, she swore she would not act again. I did Stepford Wives and with an amazing cast. Amazing cast. It wasn't the best experience. So I said, I will never, ever, ever, ever. Do another. I'm Morgan. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news.

With producer Eddie. Yeah, home it's something good. Helen Davis from Boulder, Colorado is celebrating her 99th birthday, and I guess she's in bucket list mode. So to cross off an item on her bucket list, she went gliding on a plane. It was a glider plane. I guess this thing doesn't have an engine.

It's small, and it just glides across the sky. Crazy. So she did it. And here's audio of hers talking about how much she loved it. I don't know what I expected, but I loved every minute of it. Yeah. When airplanes are like, everyone can put it in glide mode if the engine goes out. I'm like, how do you glide if you're 5,000 pounds?

How do you glide a rock? Hell. Get 98 years old and still wanting to do something. 99, bones. He's almost 100. If I'm 99, I hope I just want to get out of bed and go to the bathroom and I just go to the bathroom in the bed. So that's awesome. Good story.

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Might as well face it. She's addicted to love. Marriage. That's 12. I mean, she's been married 11 times. Gosh. That is what. Monette Diaz, 52, an interior designer based in Utah,

is on this show called Addicted to Marriage, which followed her relationship. Could you, as a judge, just go, like, I don't want, I'm not marrying, I'm not signing this. You've been married 11 times? Do you ever, like, tap out? Is that a thing? Can you get married 100 times?

I have no idea. I wonder. That, so she's been married 11 times. That's crazy. That's from the New York Post. But that TLC. man, that channel puts on... It's like they walk around and going, all right,

biggest weirdo in the room, raise your hand. All things. It's crazy. They have the wildest shows on the channel. Isn't that the one with my strange addiction? Yeah, they used to have the Simey, the girls that were attached to... Exactly. I mean, that was a great show. It's people like him, they won.

Oh, my goodness. It was so fascinating. Is there anything you do or you're addicted to that you... Stories like this on the air. Just can't get enough of them. There's a guy who's asked his ex-girlfriend to pay $9,000 and date. dating expenses after a breakup. 9,000. That's a funny Venmo request.

Yeah. You get a little red dot on your phone. Wait, what's this? 9,000, what is this for? Our whole dating relationship together? That's funny. Yeah, I mean, but he chose this minute. Yeah, no, he's nuts.

They should do a TLC showing him, right? As we're looking for crazies. But I just think that's hilarious. A man has asked his ex-girlfriend to pay $9,000 in dating expenses after a breakup. That's good money if you can get it. Good work if you can get it, I guess. So there's that.

And then I didn't want to bring up two things here. Lunchbox thinks I'm being scammed instead of Amy being scammed. Yes. He thinks so I'm willing to hear this because we do bring up Amy's issues. So I saw a post on the B Team page about a woman. I think it was a woman. She said she was at your show this past weekend and she got an autographed poster. And then afterwards she went to the Luke Bryan's bar and they wouldn't let her bring the poster in the bar.

And so they were going to hold the poster for her and someone stole. it. And I'm like, A, she's just scamming Bobby because she wants a free autographed poster. She didn't pay any money for a poster and she didn't get anything autographed. And she saw other people doing it and was like, man, I wish that was me. So she makes up the story because what bar won't let you carry in a poster? Oh, his big flashing signs is no posters allowed. I didn't see that. That's his big rule. Yeah. You go shopping somewhere. Guess what? And you go into a bar. You can bring your bags into a bar. They don't tell you you can't bring a poster, but you can bring t-shirts. Okay. And then also,

No offense, Bobby, but who wants to steal a Bobby Bones autographed poster? Nobody. You're being scammed. Well, that's offensive. Anytime anybody says no offense to me, I'm always hurt right after that. Yes. So she is scamming you by doing this, and then you send her one, and then everybody else is going to see that and be like, well, I don't have to buy the poster. I'll just say I had one and got stolen.

Okay, let me rewind. Yes, please. I did a couple shows this weekend. We do what they call hatch prints. It's like the name of the show, the date, what it is. I did two shows. They're very cute. It's like a June 18th, comedically inspirational Bible.

And she stayed after the show, and I have. happily signed it. There's a picture of her with it. She posts a picture like, this is me getting the poster signed. That's why I believed her. Oh. And then I think somebody probably just threw it away. It wasn't so much stolen, but she doesn't have it anymore. It takes me no time in eight seconds to get another poster, hatchprint, sign it and send it to her.

Even if she is scamming me, if she cares enough to want a hatchprint signed by me, I'm happy to send her one. Then all of a sudden, you're going to get a bunch of requests. Oh, I was at the show in my hatchprint. Oh, it got stolen. It got lost by the airline. Well, the first scam is only the one that works. We know that. You don't get scared. So if other people,

are trying to get me. I won't allow those. Sometimes. I'm not like Amy. Yeah, she's been scam nine times. So, I don't think that's, if I am being scam because someone wants me to sign something, that's the greatest scam ever. They did say they wanted my social skirt number on the back for some reason. So I'll write that on there too when I send it back to that. Okay. By the way, big news, Ray Mundo's song, Vacation Part 2 is now out. Now, Ray, do you have vacation part one? Because what I'd like to do is talk to our audience a year or so ago. Ray comes out with a song. How long ago?

I would say three years, 2019. And pandemic is, I don't even remember those years. Wow. So Ray has this song called Vacation. It's Eric Dodd with Raymundo. His wife, we call her Bay. And so it's called Vacation. And here's a clip.

Are you down for a Bay, Bay, Bay, Vacation? And so that's Eric Dodd singing. And then Ray does a rap part. Is that coming up? Probably not. Maybe right here. Okay, here we are. I got a moran and just float

Go with the flow They call me by the bones Susan Ray Bundo Hey, Bay, Vacation I forgot what a jam that was, man That's so good That's a good one We should put that back in the dance party at someone

So you guys did Vacation Part 2 Correct The wild success of this song People were demanding a follow-up Obviously How long you guys been working on this? We did it like three months ago

And I mean it was one day And then it took a lot of times Going to the studio One time my voice was messed up so I had to do retakes and stuff because I have a rap part that I do. So it took me... They did retakes because of your voice? So you wasted three months on a song?

No, it takes a lot. You ride it. Get in the studio. His voice messed up. Yeah, I felt bad. I kept having to do real redos. I don't think it was your voice. They just said they were like, they're not feeling it.

It really wasn't a good part of the song. Yeah, that's not your voice. But I like it. We made it perfect. Okay. So this is vacation. It's just called Vacation Part 2? Yeah.

Wow. And so who's this? featuring? So this is me, Dodd, and then we got Abby, uh, phone screener Abby. Let's go. That's awesome. Okay. Abby Anderson. Okay. Is Abby Lee Lee Anderson? Oh, Abby Lee. Yep. Okay, Abby Lee Anderson's our stage name. So vacation part two, Eric Dodd featuring Cizan Ramundo or Ramundo? Uh, it is featuring Raymundo and Abby Lee Anderson. Okay. We're gonna, can we play this from the beginning? Yeah. We just play verse chorus and then

your rap part is it in this part? Yeah, it's sprinkled in there. Oh no, it's sprinkled in there. No, no, no, it's just one. It's one rap and then that's it. Here is Vacation Part 2. Eric Dodd, Ramundo, and Abby Lee Anderson. It's Vacation Part 2, baby.

I'll fight up I quite like you. When that finally drink, it's your lips right about noon. Girl that copper tone, how you put it on. They vacation part two. Dang, I didn't even know if it was going to make the air or not.

That's pretty cool. It's pretty good. Is it vacation part two or some, some, summer? I know. I thought the same thing again. I'm a little right. I don't ever hear the word. I can't wait for it's vacation part two.

Just in the beginning. Yeah. So good. Whatever. Who cares? It's a good song. Thank you. But you say it at the beginning, right?

You're like, it's vacation part two. Just so people know if they're part of the trilogy. It's not in the song at all. Is there a third? I mean, it can go on forever. This is me now. married because I was just boyfriend girlfriend and part one part two's me it's hubby sisen so never know the third one maybe daddy sizan oh that'd be cool fast forward to your

rap part let me know when you get that up I want to hear that again because I was listening to Ray and I was like you know what I mean listen he's not gonna go sign with uh deaf jam but for him pretty good yeah it's pretty good it's very hickory dickory doc but that's good so it's a good little song, you got it ready? Yep. Here's Ray's hip-hop part, rap part again. Go ahead.

Hey, bay, old hubbies in here, you're so Gucci you sizzle. Like firework, shooting right out of Charlie Daniel's old fiddle. Such a dime, make a Broadway boy want to whistle. That's good. I like I'm proud of you. That's good. Did he write that one?

Grit-grit-grittle. Yeah, I think I did the Grit, Grit-Grittle. Eric did the Charlie Daniels's old fiddle. Maybe it was a tribute to old-time players, but. Or Charlie Daniels. Yeah, the devil went down in Georgia. Yeah, actually, the literal guy who died this time. Abby, by the way, nice job, Abby, come on.

That's how we sum, some, some, some, some, some. Yeah, you nailed it. Come on. How you feel about Abby? I love it. It sounds so good. I love his part. That's my favorite.

He loves yours. That was so fun. Good job, guys. Vacation Part 2. It's out there. You can stream it now? Yeah. How much money did you make off vacation part one, do you think?

Honestly, I think it was around. I said that bit we said 500 and then, I mean, they keep trickling in. So maybe I made like 7,800. Really? Yeah. Mailbox money. It keeps coming in. Yeah.

Lunchbox, what do you think of the song? You should stop with vacation one. This one is not as catchy. It was just like, okay. It's slower. It doesn't feel like a summary song. It was like taken forever. It was a long song.

How long was it, Ray? 2.30? Very short. That's a super short song. No, no. Vacation doesn't feel long. That felt long. And I mean, there's so much auto tune on that song that it's just like, oh my gosh, guys.

Like, really? Like, you can't even concentrate on the words and the fun. You don't feel the vibe. All you hear is the auto tune. You're telling me you can't fun or vibe because it's so auto tune. That was so auto tune. Every song, even if you don't need auto tune, people use auto tune now. But not as much as that.

You could put anybody. Now you're just hater. You've gone into full hater mode. No. Just don't even give him the mic to hate on them. Like, you could have said it's any, I didn't say anything about Abby. Would you like to? You brought it up. You just brought up auto tune.

So you're talking. Go ahead, Lunchbox. So you're going to admit that Abby is so auto-tuned you wouldn't even know it's her if you just played the song. That's not what I said. Go ahead, lunchbox. Say what you want to say. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. All right, he said it. She is so auto-tuned.

If you didn't tell me that was her, you would just be like, oh, that's just anybody. You can't, you want someone to know your voice? You don't know that's Abby's voice. That's a fake voice. No, it's not. That was Abby singing. No, you didn't hear the nasally. Because they took it out.

All right. Anyway, Abby, great job. Hey, hit Vacation 1 again. Hater. No, don't have vacation one again. All right. I remember when Vacation 1 came out, lunchbox hated it too. Now he's found it as his savior.

No, I said it's a lot better than that one. Like, don't have a trilogy because it's just going worse and worse. It's sort of like the Fast and the Furious. It started out strong and it just kept going and it was like, good God, this is ever going to end. But people love Fast and Furious. Yeah, it makes a lot of money. The Bobby Bone Show. It was a drug shipment.

to a supermarket by mistake and they're like, oh, you get a bunch of packages, probably at a supermarket. They got this huge, like, crate of stuff and they open it, it's $83 million worth of drugs. Oh, my God. Whoever addressed that through the wrong place, probably in trouble. Yeah. That's probably not stamp stock comes fault. I'm being honest with them. Honestly, they might not even be alive right now. Yeah, $83 million. It was like hidden in crates of bananas and it was sent to the, just, why you're, well, what if you're just like the stock person? Like, I used to stock at Hobby Lobby and we get stuff and you're open it up, all right? You're like, oh my. You're like, you're looking around.

I saw that that came from Newsweek. The next story I want to talk about I saw is that the nicest celebrity ever who gets very, very angry in public. And I want to play it for you. And you tell me if it's justified or if it's a little lower the top. Unwarranted. The nicest celebrity ever. Not that nice. We'll play that for you coming up next.

Tom Hanks in the news again. We're talking about how people saw him and he wasn't looking great, like weak or old. But Morgan saw him out in the wild and said he looked fine. Yeah, he looked great. So here's a video of Tom Hanks yelling at someone to back the blank off. Uh-oh. Which he's like the nicest guy ever and you wouldn't think this would happen. The question is, is it justified or is he overreacting?

Here's Tom Hanks with Rita Wilson, his wife. There'd be a mob by fans. One of the fans bumps into Rita, almost trips her. And this is Tom freaking out. Here we go. How you doing? Be careful, Tom. Watch out, move, move.

Move, move. Hey, man. Oh, whoa. Wait, wait, wait. Stop it. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?

Knock it over my wife. Yeah, they're bugging. Sorry to talk about that. Sorry about that, Tom. Let me say this. I love that. That's awesome. I can't get in.

People are like, Tom Hanks, evil Tom as a murder. No, that's his wife, man. Yeah. If you get to do that, it's if it's your wife or your kid. Like, you get to act like that toward anybody. If anybody is threatening, possibly threatening, accidentally threatening your wife or your kid. kid. Play just that clip. Now I'm into it

now. It's me my ringtone. You call me, you hear this right here. Back the fuck off. What are y'all doing? It's weird to hear him angry though and not in a role. But I like that because now Tom Hanks seems like a little, he's like 3D, more human, more elements to him instead of just the super kind

nice guy. Yeah, I don't think that there's anything wrong with that at all. Play one more time, right? Back the fuck on! He got serious. He got serious. Real quick. It's like it came out of... I'd like just. I'd like hear Garth. People you wouldn't expect

to hear that, but you would appreciate it if they did because they're so nice, you hear Garth go shut the up. That'd be awesome. That's great. Or Keith Urban would be like, get the, my way! Or whatever his accent is. That would be awesome. Like super nice people gone bad. Wow. Or, yeah. Or

protective? I like bad though. It's a better clickbait. Better clickbait headline. Anyone have problem with that at all? I think he overreacted because if you watch the clip, Rita Wilson is walking ahead and the guy's trying get Tom to sign a hat and Rita stops walking. So the guy is looking at Tom and he just bumps into her back and he acts like he was violently shoving Rita.

I think Tom overreacts. It is his wife and it's a guy wanting an autograph. And she stopped in front of him. She has the right to stop wherever she wants. She's walking, talking. Again, if you're going to harass Tom Hanks for an autograph at a point when he's not really probably doing autographs, you got to be really careful. Put your head on a swivel.

You don't run into somebody, especially his wife. I bet he didn't sign it, did he? Or he's like, he's like this. Back them up! Hey, let me see your hat, buddy. Yeah, what's your name? He does it anyway. He's signed it up right there.

All right. Thank you guys. Call us if you want. 877, 77 Bobby. That number, there's also a voicemail line. You can leave a voicemail anytime. If you don't get to us, you can leave it right then. And we'll get to it.

This is Cynthia who left us a voicemail. She's from Alabama. My daughter and I just got home to Montgomery after going up to Nashville. see Bobby's show on Saturday. Woo-who-who-who, cannot say enough about it. It was so amazing. It was so good.

So motivational and inspirational at the same time. We went for my daughter's 17th birthday, and she absolutely loved it. It was great for her to hear messages about failures and opportunities, knowing that she's going to be going off to college in a year. So, again, amazing. Yeah, thank you very much. We're going to do some more shows soon. I don't know when.

We don't have the theater, but as soon as we do, I'll tell you. And I'm super pumped to get that back on the stage again. Here is another voicemail. This is a Fun Fact Friday where listeners will call and give us theirs. So I'm going to play this one now. I know it's Tuesday. But call and leave these for us because we'll play them all on a Friday together on like a package. So here's an early Fun Fact Friday.

Go ahead. Here's Fun Facts for Fun Facts Friday. If you eat a pineapple, it actually eats you as well until it hits your stomach acid. Did you know that? No. I don't get it. If you eat a pineapple. Pineapple, it eats the things there's acid in your stomach.

It eats some of the bad stuff. It has something called enzyme bromelion. Probably not saying that right, but it breaks down proteins. And it's an excellent meat tenderizer. It's also what makes your mouth tingle, burn, and maybe even bleed. It does. It's because of this, when it bleeds and stuff in your mouth, it's trying to break down the proteins there.

So it's eating you back. Amazing. Wow. I've wondered, I ate too much pineapple once and I was like, oh, my mouth is hurts. It was eating me. There you go. Bromlin, I think. Sure. We'll give that a run.

I don't know. I'm probably wrong, too. We'll give that a run. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Dyson, you know, the vacuum company, they released its 2022 Global Dust Study. And pretty much... Boring study that would never click into.

That was a headline on Twitter. I didn't even look twice at it. Global Dust Study. Click, nope, scroll. Well, the headline is for the article, the repulsive reason pet shouldn't sleep in our beds. So that would make you click. It's been done a few times. but what are they saying? Okay, well, I feel like Dyson, they're the experts. And good news,

our homes are cleaner than ever, which is awesome. However, our pets are not and the dust and stuff that lives on them, like viruses and microscopic dust mite from feces. Well, that's all over our pets and they're climbing in our beds. My band in college, microscopic dust mites from feces. We were a bit darker than the raging idiots. What a great name. Yeah, it's awesome. Well, here's the situation with pets and why we feel like they're so clean because we're always told a pet's tongue is cleaner. So we just assume everything on a pet is clean. It's like, oh, well, if a pet's lick is cleaner than a human,

so I guess their butt must be clean too. We just feel like it's all clean. It's not. It's like if we were rolling around outside in the grass and dirt all day. We were at the pet store the other day because my kids wanted to get a ferret. We're not, by the way. Oh, my God. They're not.

They're amazing. They're so gross. No, fish is alive. Good question. Fish is alive, plus two snails in the tank. Everyone's thriving. So we go, and I'm like, let's just go look at the. the ferret and you can hold the ferret and maybe that will you know fill whatever need they have

for the moment and they hold it and the ferret is so stinky and then I guess the guy I'm like can we bait if we were to get a ferret would we be able to bathe it he goes that actually makes ferret stink more you just have to let them be and I was like oh this is disgusting let them be a fetal song if it's it's it clean it what kind of animal stinks worse after you clean it yeah I agree also don't get that animal yeah that's yeah back to the Dyson story they say that we need to be vacuuming our mattresses. Yeah, of course, because they sell vacuums. And here's why the story goes...

Because that will help with all the situations. We've concluded that... So a couple of years ago, there was a video of a three-month-old baby saying, I love you. Three-month-old? Can they do that? Yes. No, like generally, three months old. No. It's not common, right.

That's why I was a big deal with the three-month-old did it. But records, they're made to be broken, and I've got a clip of a two-month-old baby saying, I love you two different times in the same clip. I love you. I struggle sometimes when I say something and then lunchbox repeating it back to me. And that kid can do that. I was impressive. Like ambulance.

Ambulance. See? But that baby can do it. Just like that. That's awesome. That kid must have some sort of advanced, because he doesn't know what he's saying. Doesn't understand language. But can hear ghatuta and go, ghatunga.

That's amazing. That's wild. impressive for sure. So we had Brett Eldridge on the show, and it's something he's been vocal about his mental health and staying off of social media, but he said the discipline has been so good for him. Like he doesn't want to wake up in the morning. The first thing he thinks about is what TikTok trend he needs to be a part of. He goes, that's not really the life I want to go after. And he says that a lot of artists are feeling this right now, and he'll still engage a little bit on socials, but he's not going to let it run his life. And I feel like that's something that we could all

benefit from hearing from time to time. And he's not just blowing smoke. No. Brett's one of our best friends. We don't talk about that a lot here, but I can text him and I'll hear back from him for three days. So either he's playing the whole thing out and just use it. And it's, I'd be like, hey, dude, where are you? Tuesday. Wow. Wednesday. Well, Thursday. Hey, man, it's watching TV. What are you doing? I'm like, why you've really checked out, buddy. He said the way he's been able to help create these boundaries is he literally locks himself out of his phone so he can't look at it. A true story.

Not his call phone, but he has an app that keeps him locked out of apps after a certain time. Really? And then if he needs to get into it, he has like somebody like, hey, could. Like if there's an emergency. He disciplines himself, knowing he's not going to be good at disciplining himself, but he disciplines himself by letting other people discipline him. Interesting. Sounds dirty, but not that way. All right, Amy.

I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox Tell me something good Nico's Mexican restaurant in Salt Lake City's been serving Mexican food for about a decade

but it's a small family-run business pandemic hit and there's no customers Ghost Town and you know the son's like man I can't let my dad go out of business so he got on TikTok did a little story

showed his dad in the morning how excited he was to serve the customers showed him cooking food for the customers and said please guys come save my dad's business and now hundreds of people are coming through that door every single day. I mean, there can't be a lot of Mexican food place in Salt Lake City, right? I wouldn't know.

I mean, just thinking about, so we need the ones that are good in doing, they need them to stay in business. It's like, listen, I know you can make any kind of food anywhere, but if I'm in Iowa, I don't know I'm searching for sushi. Right. Yeah, probably not. If I'm in Salt Lake City, I don't know that I'm trying to find the best takaria. But if there's a good one, we really need to embrace it. and that's a good story. I like it. Anything else, Lunchbox? Six million views on TikTok and people, thousands of comments and, I mean, business is booming.

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but I get up and the light is still on and I see something moving and those foxes that were in my yard two of them sitting on the back porch chilling drinking beers

they are getting so comfortable big red foxes and I want an Eller who is half hound so I'm sprinting over like she right to the door

and it's almost like pointing like we had bird dogs growing up and a bird dog will point, quail. It'll just point and it'll stay pointing so you know where the bird is down in, you know, the grass or the wheat. And so you know you have your gun ready and the dog is pointing and you know they're about to fly from there.

It was a weird, she was almost pointing at the foxes. And the foxes were like, they're so comfortable. I couldn't believe they were, it was like in prison when you're at the glass with somebody and they're so close but you can't touch them, but you're that close. The foxes and I were basically on a phone with a cord going, hey, so how's your time on the pen?

It was wild. So is that good, bad? It's weird. I don't want them to eat your dogs or threaten your family, but also it's kind of cute. They are pretty cute. Honestly, one of had a dead animal in their mouth, though, so that one was less cute. Some small dead animal. They were grilling. Now, here's the thing.

No, they had, we found where they live, because there's a couple spots, and there's all these, like, little dead pieces of animals. Oh. Wow. Yeah. So they're getting closer and closer to the house, so. Your neck. They could be in the house by tomorrow.

But it was weird because they were just hanging. They are not scared. I really feel like the foxes, that's your white ghost dog that you see. Well, we did bring some fox trappers and they spent three days. They pay them every day to trap, trappers. Oh, human trackers. Yeah, trappers. Yeah, trappers.

And so they were like, we got nothing. Oh. So what do you mean you got nothing? They're like, do you want to pay another 500 bucks for the next three? No, I don't. You can't get. I'm not paying you more to do. Like we've tried to put them at every hole and nothing.

These foxes are like Bugs Bunny, just like laughing at you. Like, too, not a carrot. They give me one of those circle bombs with fuse on it. Here, man, have this. They're enjoying your patio. It is, it's as bizarre as the first time they've ever been that close. Wow. And so there were two of them.

There are more. But at night, I don't know if you can Google what a fox sounds like. But there, I hear where it messes with Eller. Wow. Where she's going, what's going on? But it's such a high screech. And growing up, we didn't hear, we had foxes ever, we didn't hear them. We grew up in the country, but you didn't hear foxes.

But apparently they just moved in, made it their own, they're chilling, living life. So we got a fox situation. I told Caitlin this, I text her a little bit, I said the foxes were on the back porch. They're just, because we have a little couch out there now, a little TV and stuff. I said, even though we can't use it all the time, they're living it up. You might as well just turn the TV on, leave it on overnight. I did get a picture, though, in a video, if I didn't show you guys, one of the foxes hanging in the backyard on the other side.

at the Ellers gate, like, pin in the backyard. And the fox, again, was 20 feet from her. Chilling. Just looking at her like, like, bugs bunny. Anyway, that's what we're dealing with now. But the fox noise is a weird thing, if that's what that is. It may be the animals getting murdered in my backyard. Oh, yeah.

It's true. I don't know. All right, let's go over to Amy and get in the morning corny. The morning corny. Why was music coming from the office printer? Why was music coming from the office printer? The paper was jamming. That's funny.

That was the morning corny. So we're doing the list of my top five 90s country music videos. Yesterday at number five from 1992, Alan Jackson Chattahoochee. We talked about 92 as a year and the skiing in the video, water skiing. And it's just the ultimate. So that's number five. I'm going to move on to number four today. When it comes in 90s country, it has to be a great song.

It has to be a great artist. And it has to be a video that you remember. Those are all my criteria here. And I remember this is the first thing you ever saw where I thought maybe line dancing in a bar is for cool people. That's why I thought. And I never really thought much about it. I would see on PBS they would do the line dancing show where people would show up to

that bar and they'd be like slapping sides of their foot. And there was always that one person who did a little extra. And I always envied that person because he knew the dance and the extra moves. Like he'd do a couple extra grinds. Like it would be like, he'll kick, turn, turn. He'd do he'll kick, grind, grind, turn, turn. I was like, dang, I want to be that guy when I grow up. But not really something I saw me doing until this song right here.

So in this song, obviously it's, I'm going to teach you how to dance. In the video, this guy goes to a bar to unwind and it's like, oh, hey, get a little dance. And he starts doing the dance. So Boots Coot and Boots Coot and Boogie becomes this big dance and everybody knows how to do. I was still too young to actually do it in a bar. although I would do it in my living room 31 years ago 1991 boot scooting boogie by Brooks and Dunn comes out

also fun fact not very fun for me I thought I knew every word of this song I actually sang this with Brooks and Dunn and sang it wrong because I thought it said here we go docee doe it doesn't it says heel to toe docee right heel to toe oh tuttoe

I don't do that should change that lyric now is that possible can we change the lyric heel toe do so yeah play it again Ray let's slowly Hill toe. I passionately with them on a microphone. Here we go. Docee, do.

You know, that was loud. So that's part of the dance. You put your heel down, then toe? No idea. I did the Here we go part of the dance. I'd be like, here we go. Don, don't know my arms out. So Brooks and Dunn, 1991.

This song comes out. A massive song for them. It wasn't their first number one. It was actually their fourth, but it was really the one that made them more of a mainstream band. Because you got to remember two in the 90s. That's when country music

got pretty mainstream. Garth Brooks, obviously, Reba, Brooks and Dunn, Billy Ray Cyrus, when Akey Break Your Heart was a big, you know, pop song, Absolutely Shania. So that's this, and I remember seeing it on CMT. I have some other facts about 1991. In 91, when I was 11,

WWW was launched. That's the World Wide Web. Wow. Morgan, you were born, what year? 93. Dang, you were born and the Internet existed. Isn't that weird? That's crazy.

Yeah, that's crazy. The average life expectancy in the U.S. then was 75.3. I think today it's like 50, right? Are we down some? No, today it's 78.5. In this year, again, 1991, very important year because that's the year that's the year Mike D. was born. Come on.

Here's how I'd rank them. Boots scoot and boogie. And then Mike D. being born in that order. But still, you're number two. That's good, Mike. An interview with Luke Combs on Friday. his record comes out Friday and so everybody's doing interviews

with him now about his record coming out and Billboard asked him hey who's your Mount Rushmore of artists like who's your top four? I'd ask him this question a couple years ago he'd come over to the house and we'd talk for like an hour or so so I'm going to play you mine this is from two years ago

I said Luke Combs give me your Mount Rushmore of your favorite artists but I gave him five I gave the Mount Rushmore plus one here is his answer to me from my house during the Bobbycast Probably Elton John Was where I would go first for sure Elton John, all right

Billy Joel Are you a piano player? I'm not Oh, those are your first two? Yeah They're so key-s and tricks There's just like Just the songs are so great

I've always loved keys I'm not smart enough to play piano I don't think I've tried It would definitely be those guys You know Tom John Billy Joel Tom Petty Tom Petty for sure Brooks and Dunn would be on there

For me Only one spot So you have one spot left That's tough That's tough Man, it's hard for me to go against an Ed Shearing at this stage. I just think the amount of work that he does, the size of the tours that he does, the quality of everything he puts out and the volume is just pretty staggering.

And there's not really anybody doing much like that. Pretty good list. That's from 2020 in that interview. And so they asked him this again like two days ago, which my point here is going to be that if you're an artist now, I just have this now become such a cliche question. I got to stop asking it. I mean, I've been asking it for years. But you just need to have it, like, prepared, like what it's going to be.

So they asked him, he didn't have all the same answers. He changed it out. Well, I think he changed it. I think, right, it's just, you just always got to be prepared now because people are going to fact check you. Here is Luke Combs, and they ask him, hey, who's your Mount Rushmore of artists? For people that have, that I feel like have influenced me personally, I'm trying to make it easier on myself. I would probably say Vince Gill would be up there for me. Eric Church would be up there for me

Elton John would probably be up there for me There's a lot Billy Joel would be in the conversation Billy Joel So he stayed the same 50% Wow Well 40 I guess he kicked Brooks and Dunn out I know we need to talk about that

That was true And Ed Shearing his buddy He's got to be like Oh yeah Luke Combs What did you kick me off the list So Luke Combs being on Friday That'd be pretty cool

Pretty cool I do want to talk about lunchboxing you do not know that you've met a country icon. Do you know who we're talking about? And it wasn't in the studio. No. Think back. Well, I mean...

Did you run into anyone anywhere? I mean, I met Randy Travis years ago. Yeah. I don't know. Eddie, how long ago was this? It was like a couple weeks ago. What part of town? Just right down the road.

At another business, another building right by the area. Okay. You're in a building apparently. Was it like anything music related? Yeah. I'll say it's the CMAs. The CMA building. CMA building?

Yes. Who'd you meet at CMA building? There was a country music icon. Nobody. I saw some girl from the record label. Her name was Megan. And then I saw some nurses. That was about it.

Did he ever know was a country music icon Eddie when you were there? Oh, I never told him. I just watched him kind of go down like a plane falling and I was like, oh, I'm just going to let it fall. So explain the scenario. So we're there waiting to get tested for COVID because CMA Fest was coming. So we're in line. And there are a bunch, there are like four people there in line, including that record

label girl he's talking about. There's a guy right behind him and he says, how's it going, man? And this is an icon. I know him. I see him. I've worn a shirt in studio with his face on it. Absolutely. And so he says what to him?

So you work in the industry? And the guy's like, yeah, yep, sure do. You work for the CMAs? No, no. being very vague because the guy's like didn't want to just, I don't know why lunchbox felt like he needed to have a conversation with him, but he was doing small talk with his guy, had no idea who he was. You small talking everybody? Do you remember that small talk? Yeah, I mean, we were just

standing in line and so it's just like awkward because you see each other. You're looking at each other and you're waiting for your turn to go up and get tested. So, you know, it's just like, hey, how's it going? Good. Oh, yeah. Can you picture the guy? Yeah. He's kind of an older guy. Yeah, that's right. Go ahead. White hair I think a little bit shorter than me So I have a couple things I have an old retro shirt

That I would wear with his face on it in studio A massive fan I've met him three or four times The first couple of times I kind of geeked out and I was like As a kid I spent so much time listening to you And he's very kind

He's never been in studio before though But he didn't really say I mean, he wasn't very outgoing about what he does. And I don't know why an artist would have been there because I don't think artists had to go to that building. Yeah, he's not an artist. I can play you a clip of the person. You can play a clip.

Yeah, I can play a clip of the person. Okay. I mean, I have no idea who you're talking about. He still doesn't know. I was like, go ahead. Ray, play the clip, please. Well, folks, welcome back to Crook and Chase. I'm Lori Ann Crook.

I'm Charlie Chase. Right, and our guest today is Trish. It's Charlie. Charlie Chase from Crook and Chase So I listened to my whole life Growing up on the radio Oh You don't know?

Don't know him You didn't listen to him? No You work in the industry, sir? You ever been on a radio? I can get you on Are you a rodee or something? No, I mean I just assumed

He was doing something You do Aldine sound Thought maybe he was a stagehand For CMA or something I don't know he was Legendary radio guy A massive national countdown and Eddie said, oh, lunchbox

ran into to old Charlie and was like, what you do, buddy? You working in business? After lunchbox left, I said, I was like, hey, Charlie, how's it going? Good to see you, me? He's like, how you doing, man? Cole Swindell and I passed that shirt back and forth. Oh, that's the shirt. It's a crooked and Chase on the shirt. Yeah. Well, he looks younger on that shirt.

We actually in the 90s. Yeah. You look younger on the shirts we have, too. Because they've been around for like 10 years. Yeah, well, hey, Charlie is nice meeting you, man. Was his name Charlie? Yeah. Charlie Chase?

or no, Charlie Crook Let's just stop Now time for the most important segment of the day Your Big Stories So somebody kept hearing this A woman cry from a room Like her apartment Like what's it?

Like very faintly So they call cops They're like hey this lady lives here We think we hear her yelling Maybe she's yelling in pain You guys come and check this out The cops show up. Doom do, do, doom, nothing.

Hello? Nothing. Okay, we got to kick the door down. Boom, they kick it down. And they find a parrot. Lady wasn't in there. There's a parrot yelling like the lady. That's funny, huh?

Glad it wasn't the lady who the lady was hurt and funny that it's a parrot. Was the parent hurt? The parrot was not. That pair's chilling. Paris doing what parrot does. She's just parroting. That's from the New York Post. Ben Stiller is in Poland assisting with Ukrainian refugees,

which I thought was pretty cool. guy's richest could be. He doesn't need to do that. Just go lay on a beach and chill. But Ben Stiller's teaming up with the UN High Commission for work with the refugees and trying to help them. Reunate with their families. Get food, get support. That's from the Hollywood Reporter. Just think it's cool when somebody who doesn't have to, does. And somebody who has $200 million, and he could live a life just doing what he's doing. So I thought that's pretty cool. Jack White went five days without food while writing his two latest albums. So here's a little Jack Wife for you.

Turn that out there. This is the White Stripes. And Jack White said he went five days with no food while riding. He was inspired by a century old book to see how the state of his body would affect his creative output. The experience added a new kind of energy to his latest records. That bass you hear on the records is his stomach. Growling.

Like, wow, Jack White has some new instrument here. It's like, done something else. I don't know. weird, cool. He's weird though. Unhealthy. Whatever. I mean, he's trying to do it in the name of art.

At least that's okay. Or saving money. I can just tell the guy, you want to save money. Hello, fresh. You know, use the promo code. I hope you drink water. You have to drink water. You die.

You'll die. No, five days the limit. Three to five days. You'll be dead. Yeah, he'll be dead on that one. Wine bottles. Tampons. Hot sauce.

What are they have in common? I don't know. They're all in my pocket right now. Here you go. Wine? No, they're all among items experiencing nationwide shortages. Oh, no. A spokesperson for Tampax said, hey, there's a temporary situation happening.

They're producing tampons 24-7 to meet demand, but not only tampons, again, hot sauce and wine. Or tampons hot sauce and wine. Saturday night for a lot of people. For sure. That's from the New York Post. From the New York Post as well, a man takes a bundle of cash. from a wide open ATM just sitting there. A man came up to an ATM.

I was like, wait a second. Is this supposed to be, like the door's a little, like swinging? I would go, where are the camera? Exactly. Not the security cameras from the ATM. Where are the cameras watching me to see what I do? Yeah. Cops say the man grabbed $200,000 in cash.

200,000. I'm surprised there's that much in there. That is incredible. The man walked out of the bank, came back with a bag to hold a. all the cash. They've made no arrests. The bank employee supposedly accidentally left it open. Like while Oh. Oh. Okay. The guts of this guy. The dream come true.

No way. I mean, he sat there. He looked at it and he contemplated and he was like, I need to go get a bag. Like he left. Got a bag. Didn't alert anybody. Yeah. Like, calm and collected. Yeah. It was like, I'll be back on. Somebody go get a little back. Yeah. That's, yeah, that's nuts. And you're just not going to get away with that, though. Why? Because ATMs have cameras. They're cameras everywhere around the bank. Everywhere all the time.

And you can't hide your face then go back because then they think you're going to rob it. Oh, man. I feel like if the, if the door is, the ATM door is open, the camera's facing the wrong direction. I figure it's like right there. Oh, there are cameras everywhere, though. Maybe you go and just move your head back and forth really fast the whole time. Oh, it's blur. Oh, yeah.

You're just trying to blur it. From WTHR. The chicks cut their Indianapolis concert short. They say, we're so sorry. We couldn't give you the show you deserve. They played for about 30 minutes and they quit playing. Apparently Natalie's voice gave out. And they were like, guys, we'll come back, hold on to your tickets.

But we got to stop. Oh, wow. So, yeah, good for the chicks. That's a pretty noble thing. They could have just played through or had one of the other ones sing. Listen, I like the chicks. I don't know why they've been jerks to me. I'm a big supporter.

They never come on the show. They just ignore us. I walk up to the door and knock on the door. They won't answer. Nothing? Nothing. But yeah, I like that. It's a cool move to go, we've played a little bit.

we realize we shouldn't play anymore. I know you're frustrated, but we don't want to take your money. Because they probably honestly could have played like 20 more minutes and called it. On a contract, there's a minimal time requirement. Maybe it's 70. I don't know, maybe it's 90.

But if I'm doing a show, like a stand-up show or the raging idiots, mine are usually 50 or 60, unless it's a festival, then it might be 90. But they could have easily covered this. They could have done a Marty Solo for 40 minutes. And then come back. So I like that.

Good for the chicks. Class move. Hey, won't you be a little classy to come over here. Why don't you give us a little call? Come on the show. You don't get me a jerk to us. From the Daily Mail. A woman has a...

Amy, this is a story I want to ask you about. Okay. Woman has a heart attack. Yeah. Rushing for a gate change in Charlotte at the airport. Oh. Was this the woman there? No, I was at Raleigh, Durham.

R.D.U. Oh. Was that, so that was Charlotte. I mean, same state. Wow, dramatic things happening. Yeah, good calling. And they're maybe with her in-depth analysis. Hey, geography.

Listen, that is crazy, though. I mean, she's probably bound to have a heart attack anyway. That just induced it. I don't know. Being late for a plan change is stressful. I know, but she was, her heart was clearly headed for a heart attack. Here's the stressful thing about the airport. When you go and you're like, well, I get on this flight, I'm starving.

It looks like I got about 53 minutes. Let me hop into this Chili's to go. And you sit down and then you order it, but nobody's coming. And you're like, now I've got 41 minutes. Nobody's coming. Well, now I got 22 minutes. Oh, sir, here's your Skelet Casso. Okay, cool.

Can I get my, no, no, go on, my check? Oh, no. There's no check. Yeah, we got a flight out. That's good here. Boom, heart attack. Gross. Yeah, some skilly case, so you can't pay for it.

You're missing your flight. That's stress. So, had a heart attack. After a gate change during a chaotic week of travel, a concerned mother took to Twitter saying her 17-year-old son was among the thousands, impacted by delays. Her son was flying to make the connection, but was met with two canceled flights.

The traveler had a heart attack in front of her son, after running to a new gate. It's unclear what happened to the woman who suffered the cardiac episode. That's from the Daily Mail. A child's hospitalized after being stabbed in the chest by a catfish. What? Excuse me. The fin on the top.

The top fin. And they will cut you. Yes. If, you know, we used to do a lot of, we'd do a lot of fishing in some for catfish. Catfish are kind of bottom dwellers. We would do, we'd use jugs. We'd do a lot of things. Growing up in Arkansas, we do a lot of things to survive.

And there's a lot of ways you take a big oil. You know, you buy a big thing oil, cut the bottom off of it, flip it upside down, little lot. It's just things you do, right? Uh-huh. So, but it was all, you got to be careful on a catfish because they will cut you. I had no idea. A child's been rushed to the hospital as a trauma alert after being stabbed by a catfish. Pascoe County Fire Rescue posted on Twitter saying the boy who's under the age of 10 was stabbed in the chest by a catfish.

Oh, man. It's like a barb thing in the catfish that's so hard and can be sharp. but it went about 1 to 1.5 inches into the kid's chest. Wow. The boys' mom started driving her son to the hospital. He started having trouble breathing. They called 911. The boy's in stable condition right now,

but just a reminder, because we probably have a lot of listeners that fish some or like to occasionally fish, and if you're going to try to catch some catfish, they can get you. They can get you good. That's from Fox 13. All right, feel pretty good about that. Your top three songs in country music. At number three, Jason Aldeen, Trouble with the Heartbreak.

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There was a brief period in my life where I thought a personalized license plate would be cool. I was like 19. I thought that'd be pretty cool. I don't anymore just because I don't want people going, oh, that's by bones this car. Let's key it. Oh, yeah. Let's bust the side mirrors. There's no hiding who you are when you have one of those.

Yeah. So you saw one? I saw a couple actually. Yesterday I saw one that was really interesting. I never seen it before. And it said, Divorced. That's a funny one.

Like they were proud of that. I sure it wasn't like a divorced attorney. No, it just said divorced. And it was a guy in a convertible. And maybe it's like it's his way of telling ladies like, hey, I'm divorced. Come and get me. Who knows? Interesting.

Yes, it's very interesting. Go ahead. Then I saw another one that's had. like a, I'm assuming kind of like lunchbox's car, a little beat up a little bit and said dad bought on it. That's funny. I like that one.

I like you taking a shot of my car. Well, you take shots as your car, so it allows that to do the same thing. Anyone here ever had a personalized license plate? No. Did you want one to? I want one. Like what? Why don't you just get it?

BBS MVP? Well, that'll really tell everyone it's you. Well, yeah, what's the point of having one if you're going to, I mean, you want people to know. Yeah. So you would get BBS, which. by the way, stands for Bobby Bone's show. MVP. That's what you would put.

BBS MVP. Yeah. Of all the things, that's what you would want to highlight. What if you don't work for the show anymore for some reason? Prom king. PRM, KNG. Love it. Yeah. Eddie, you? What would you put? Oh, I got it.

That's creepy. Daddy, Daddy, D. Daddy, oh, four. Yeah? Because I got four boys. Daddy. That feels a bit pervy, though. Daddy feels pervy. I mean, that's what they call me.

What do you want me to do? Daddy for you? Not you. No, that's different. It's very different. S-G-R-D-A-D. S-G-R-D-A-D. Great Dad?

Sugar Dad. Oh, no, no. No, no. Amy, if you had to get one, what'd you get? I don't know. I guess I would maybe just put something that would apologize to people if I'm kind of in front of them. Like, oops me. B-D-R-V-B-B-B-D-R.

Bad Driver. S-R-Y-D-R-V. Sorry, driver. That's funny. one. The easy one for me is Wu Pig, but that's so on the nose because I'm such a big Arkansas fan. That's got to exist somewhere for sure. Oh, I'm sure. But I'd probably do

C&T S-E. Oh, can't see. I can't see. I have one eye that works and the other one is colorblind as crap. So I'd go can't see. Everyone's going to like stay away from you. Although that C&T could be interpreted a different way. He's just changing out the vowel.

That's not good. You know what? Both are accurate. No. That's why I see. Let's go to Casey and West Virginia. Casey, you're on the show. Tell me your story.

Morning studio. Morning. So when I got my first car, which is an O3 Dodge Neon, my dad registered it for me and got me a license plate that said vermin. Because our soccer coach used to call. us all vermin. So I never picked it, but I loved it. But then everywhere I went, I had to explain to people why my license plate said vermin on it.

Vermon's interesting because maybe what I think vermin is isn't what vermin is. Let me look up the actual definition of vermin. Amy, take a shot at vermin. No idea. Okay. I think they're like dirty animals. Yeah, it's a virement. No, that's a varmin.

No, that's a varmin. Okay, yeah. That's funny. I don't think of a vermin. Vermin. There we go. Wild animal. or parasitic worms or insects.

It could be harmful to crops, farm animals. So I was kind of there. Rodents. That's a weird thing to put on, a dad to put on his daughter's license plate forever, vermin. That's like I'm going home. Hey, baby, got your car.

It's your 16th birthday. Oh, cool, dad. What's the license plate? It says skanky. Enjoy it. Also, it's a weird thing to... I like it, though. Hey, Casey, thank you.

And when did you change that out? When I registered my car in a new state. But to this day, my soccer coach is an event. friend's dad and he still calls his vermin. He'll call and say, hey, vermin. So it's a pretty cool thing to have. I like that as a nickname. It's just tough on a car when someone doesn't understand the context. So I appreciate that. Thanks for the call. Appreciate you listening. Thank you.

I see you later. Shianne and Tampa, Florida, you are on the show. Hi, Cheyenne. Morning studio. Morning. So when I was 16, I thought it would be great to get a personalized license plate that said MIRP, like from Jersey Shore. What's MIR? I don't watch Jersey Shore. What's MIRP? I don't know what MIRP is. We spell MIRP. It was like M-E-R-R-P. It was just a sound they would make. They would go MIRP. Is it your big, big Jersey Shore fan? I was like, I don't think that sounds stood out to a lot of people.

But she's like extra big fans and she knows the inside jokes. So, and did people know what MIRP meant? No. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Are you sure that's what they were saying? Yeah, because I watched Jersey Shore, and I don't remember MIRP at all. I just, yeah. That's funny. All right, Shiam, I appreciate that call.

And you changed it out when? She's like, I didn't. Holly D. and I are married. When I got a new car when I was like 20. Oh, four years. That's funny. All right, thank you very much. Hope we have an awesome day.

Thank you. All right, here we go. The MIRP, Jersey Shore, meaning. Anyone who watches Jersey Shore has undoubtedly heard the word MIRP many times this season, it says. Here's what it means. MIRP. What you say when there's nothing better to be said, an expression of minor disappointment.

So this segment? MIRP. There you go. Thank you very much. Let's go to Justin in Ohio. Let's switch it up a little bit. Justin, what do you want to say, buddy? Hey, what's going on?

Good morning, studio. Morning. So I was listening to a show about nine years ago. I think it was. You said a quote. I can't really say it for sure, but you said if Plan A doesn't work, always make plan B to go back to plan A.

And at that time, I was going through schooling or to be a full-time firefighter. And it took me on a different paths, and I worked a bunch of different jobs. I wasn't happy. And I've been a volunteer firefighter for years. And I was like, I really enjoy this. And, you know, I remember who saying that if Plan A doesn't work, go back to Plan B and make Plan B to go back to Plan A. And I worked my first shift as a full-time firefighter next week.

I just wanted to thank you for that. Next week, that's, hey, like, come on. That's awesome. That's awesome. How you feel about that? That's a pretty big accomplishment, man. It doesn't feel real yet. Really looking forward to it.

You pretty buff? They're carrying up those, because I see those guys that carry the training up the little stairs. I can never do that crap. Do you have to get in really good shape for this? Yeah, but, I mean, I could be in better shape, that's for sure. Humble, I like it.

I like that. It's kind of firefighter I want. When my house's on fire, I want a humble firefighter coming over. I've been like, I've got better not quicker, but I've did my best, sir. That's awesome. Congratulations, man. Justin, I hope it works out well and you find fulfillment in your career and your life. And the fact that you give me a little bit of credit for that, I probably don't deserve it, but thank you.

I appreciate it. All right, buddy. Have a good career. Is that a way to end to call? That's good. Have a good life. Yeah. Put out those fires.

Yeah. All right. See, man, that's really brave and cool of you to do that. I don't have the guts to do anything like that. I think what I feel, and it's kind of, I don't remember what I said exactly, but what I feel is, For me is I always had plan A. And then when plan A didn't work, my plan B was to suck it up and work harder at plan A and get back to plan A because I knew that's what I really wanted to do.

And if that worked for him, that's awesome, man. Congratulations on that. Let's go to Ashley real quick in St. Louis. Ashley, we're talking about a kid that got stabbed by a catfish earlier. There's like a, on a catfish, there's like a little really hard, like probe type thing that can cut you. What happened with you? Morning studio Morning

I was at the lake of the Ozarks about 12 years ago and somebody that we were with we were night fishing and he caught a catfish and when you pull it out of the water it makes a grumpy noise so he put it up next to my ear

and I pushed his hand and when I did the catfish fell and went directly through the top of my foot and I just started screaming and biting me and trying to kick it off and it stayed on my foot

for at least a minute as I was trying to kick it into the water. I mean, you wouldn't think a fish would cause that much damage. So what, you good now? What's the worst pain? You good now? I'm good now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's tough. If you go catfishing, wear full-body armor. That's what I'm saying. I'm going to be clear. I don't want to get sued. Yes. Ashley, thank you for the story. Hope you're awesome.

Hope you have a great day. Thank you, Joe. See you later. So how'd the conversation go, Amy? Well, first of all, just say that my daughter has taken over our Instagram account for our cat. She's not doing much work on it yet, but she's going to be the one in charge of it. She's only allowed to post pictures of the cat, not of herself, nothing like that. So she started to hop on my Instagram account to access this.

And she is flipping through DMs. And she comes to me and she says, what is a sugar daddy? Because she got a message that said this. Hey, are you seeking a wealthy sugar daddy for financial support and online-based relationship with weekly allowance of $3,500? No, nothing sexual. And so she's like, Mama. What's that name, by the way?

I want to reach out after this. You know how she's all about making money. And so she sees this. And she's like, well, let's figure this out. I can get $3,500 a week. So what do you tell her as a 15-year-old? What's that conversation? How do you describe a sugar daddy?

Well, I just said that typically there could be sugar mamas too. I tried to include that. And that there are younger people called sugar babies that kind of don't have to do as much. They just kind of are there to hang out and do whatever. And they get an allowance from the person that has more money than them. Yeah. So you said just hang out. Like you're just...

Yes, I just said hang out because some people do. Yeah, but most not. But most of me. Sure. Okay. Some people. Right. But most, if you have a sugar relationship.

I said it's oftentimes there's a power balance issue. It's not for us, me, her, our family. You come to me. I'm your sugar. So now she thinks you're her sugar mama. So now she's totally twisted and she thinks you're her sugar mama. No, but I mean. I think you missed that one up, maybe.

Yeah. It was definitely an unexpected, interesting conversation to have, but she under. what I was saying right away, and she's going to steer clear of those messages. You just say it's a creepy old man who pays a young girl to be his girlfriend. That's the thing is what I would say. Because by saying girlfriend, you don't have to say sexual stuff. Okay. Wouldn't that be a pretty good one?

But I don't know about creepy. Are they all creepy, though? That's exactly what I was you say. Okay, lunchbox just sticking out for him. You don't need to call them creepy. That's rude. That's how I would approach it to a kid if I didn't want her to think it's a cool thing. Oh, it's not cool.

those words. Yeah, no. I definitely made it seem not cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you, Bones, would you say, no, no, no, I am your sugar daddy. No one else. I would never say that. Okay, all right.

No, that's a weird thing. Here we go. No, I'm your sugar mama. No, I was basically saying to her, if you have needs, you come to me. That's also, I understand it. Yes, I like it. You nailed it. You nailed it.

There's no reason you need $3,500 a week. You're 15. Like, there's nothing. It's just a terminology issue. Yeah, the fact that you said, no, I'm your sugar mama. That was a weird part. And you are going to learn to take care of yourself. I like that.

Self-sufficient. Good job. Any other awkward team? I think now, oddly, though, she walks away with, again, she's just like her goal in life now is to be the one in charge. I'm like, no, no, no. She wants to make the money. She wants to make the money, yeah. Any other awkward teen questions from her?

Lately? Yeah. I don't know. Eddie, you with your teenager? Do you guys have to deal with this where you're like, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, everything's awkward to me. I'm like, usually when there's something awkward that comes up,

I'm always like, ask your mom. She has the right answers for that. Eddie, come on. And then I go to the garage and start working. Act like I'm working. Eddie. What are you doing in the garage? Nothing.

I just like organize my tools. He just hides. But Eddie, you're the man and you have boys. Like there's things they're going to want to hear from you probably. Yeah. But, you know, we've already had the talk and all that. So all that stuff we're clear on. But that's not like a one and done.

You're not like we've already had the talk. I'm all good the rest of my life. Eddie's like she checks a box. I did check that box. It's ongoing. Because there's no way you said to him at whatever age you had the talk, things you would say to him at 15 or 60s. Hey, I did it all. Pee, hoo-ha.

Thank you. Good night, everybody. That's it. And he even asked questions and I answered them pretty well. I just can't imagine you did. I can't imagine it. No way. You're uncomfortable right now.

I'm very uncomfortable. This story comes us from Olmsted County, Minnesota. A 22-year-old is facing multiple charges after he's driving his motorcycle. And he was like, man, let's see how fast this thing can go. Got it up to 144 miles an hour. When police pulled him over, he said, what are you doing? He goes, man, I was trying to cool off. It's hot out here.

That will cool you off. Where's the lie? I'd say that to the cop. Okay, where's the lie? It was illegal, but I'm not lying. It was 95 degrees, and he said it was too hot, so he was trying to get a little wind in his face. He wouldn't like stop at a Starbucks. Yeah, all right.

I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Nobody won the Powerball last night, so we're up to $300 million. So right now, it's $312 million. Probably will be a little bit more once more people hear the news and start jumping in. So Lunchbox, you in this one? Yeah, I'll be in it. I mean, I'll be in.

What you in every night? Listen, I'm in. But if you... What do you do? $100 every two weeks? Yeah, but on some of these, like, I'll just go buy a couple tickets. But, you know, when it starts getting up $300, $400 million, then we got to start going $150, $100, you've got to go extra.

So when these blow up to bigger amounts and they make the news, you're $100 every two weeks. What is your allowance? It's $150 every two weeks. And then when these get big, I go over that. Like I'll get an extra $100, $150, because you got to go big on these big ones. Because, man, that $500 million, $300 million, $400 million. Let's say I came in tomorrow.

I would hate you. And I won, I don't have to win $300, but I won $5 million. Oh, I would... Like, really, what would your... What would your emotion be? Disgust. Like, because here's the thing. You win everything.

No, no, no. I work at a lot of different things. And I fail a lot of things, but you don't hear about the losses. Amy? In Vegas where things are based on love. No, you only see the wins. You don't see...

You guys are so... This is normal culture of you only see wins. We see you win a lot, though. A lot. When's the last time you guys saw me do anything in Vegas? Okay. Honest question. Go ahead.

I saw you. I saw you. I heart festival last year? And did I win anything? No, that one was bad. Exactly. You guys just remember the couple of wins and you're like, oh man, the guy's the luckiest guy ever. They're big.

I remember about 10 years ago we were there. Exactly. Exactly. And he put a 100 on red. 100 on red. And won. Left it out there. One again.

Left it out there. One again. Left it out there. I mean, he just kept stacking it up and up and up. And he won like six times in a run. I was like, why didn't I leave it out there? Actually, one of the biggest victories was one time when I met you in lunchbox in Vegas because I was there for work.

But that was 15 years ago. Yeah, I was going to say it was 2005. Calm down. More than it. My point is... You were killing it. This is the culture. This is normal what everybody does.

You only remember the wins of everybody else because it makes you jealous that you haven't won. In reality, everybody's pretty much winning the same amount unless you've got your hook in the water more. Okay. You've been winning on draft king lately too. I do pretty good on that, but that's game of skill. That's what I'm saying.

I'm excited for you. So if I won, you'd be upset? I'd be pretty grossed out. Grossed out That's so disgusting Like he doesn't need it I need it You don't need it

Well You have apparently a spare 500 a month to blow on it You don't need it It's an investment Anyway it's up tonight If you guys want to win $300 million

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