The Bobby Bones Show - (Tues Full) Lunchbox’s Top 10 Cringiest Moments + Can You Spot the Troll by the Instagram Bio? Game + Woman Wakes Up To A ____ In Bed with Her! What was it??

Episode Date: May 10, 2022

Bobby finally reveals what has made the Top 10 moments where Lunchbox made us all cringe. We play a game where we have to spot the troll based on their Instagram bio. Bobby shares a story about a woman who was shocked to wake up next to something in her bed. We guess what it was.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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do not give money to people saying they're me. because it ain't me asking for money. And the only thing coming from me is a blue check mark. And there are so many people that are being taken advantage of because of this. Or just being fooled in general by people trying to scam folks on Instagram or Facebook. And there was a story that came out. An 85-year-old woman tried to buy a $500 gift card from Dollar General. But the manager realized when she was trying to buy this that she was buying it because she fell for a phone scam

where someone was trying to get a gift card, which is what they always try to do. So she was on the phone during her visit. It was suspicious. There was a bad guy in the other line. Here's a clip of the news story from KCCI 8 News talking about the clerk who stopped it and the police officer who called the scammer. I asked her, you know, is this for somebody on the phone? And she whispered, yes.

And I said, do you know this person? And she said, no. She's like, but I'm not supposed to tell you. Police say the victim had been on the phone with the scammer for two hours. He told her she needed to send him $500 to collect. a $2.5 million prize. So in a lot of ways, people are getting scammed. Oh, wow.

Getting out of control. And it's, you know, I mentioned the Instagram stuff. It's mostly older or vulnerable people. So, again, Cole Swindell may me reach out today. It may be Coles. It may not be Cole. It might be, though. I know it might be.

But if it's somebody in the country music world, or even if it's me, because they go, someone got some money from a woman and said they were me, it was not me. But make sure they have a blue check mark. And if someone calls you and says, we've got your family held hostage, that they don't. But just check. Watch us be the one time they do. Check just a case. But good for this manager at that Dollar General, who sounds young and knows what's going on and was able to help her.

So glad everybody's here. We have a great show coming up later. Lunchbox's 10 cringiest moments. We may do this inside of two segments. We may do it inside of one. But we have compiled over the past few years his cringiest moments. by the way they can also be very funny so it's not a slam at lunchbox

I think he aims to be cringy sometimes man I can't even think of ten cringy things I did ever ever in your whole life okay I do want to do this first this is amy glitching which by the way I now believe I live in a simulation you guys are all characters that aren't real maybe because here's Amy at one point she was like hey

do you want to talk about the shortest female country artists but she couldn't get the words out here you go do you care about the list of the shortest female country artists are they current M-mm-mm-mm. What the heck? Most of them are. So I don't know what happened there.

Here's the clip by itself. M-M-M-M-M-M-K. Okay. The second thing is she was trying to talk about this place in Germany where you go through McDonald's on a boat. And she was talking about, hey, she was trying to say McBoat, McDonald's, a boat, McBoat.

Here you go. So you can paddle up on a dock, place your order, and then it's brought out to you by the staff. And it's called McDote, McMond. Makes no sense. I love that one. I don't believe she's a real human. A boat McDonald's.

Whatever. McDote, McMont. What were you trying to say? I think what I was trying to say was like, it's called McBoot McDonald's. McDonnells. McDonnell's. McDonough, McMont.

I think. Okay, and here's another one. This is the last one. This is Amy doing a tease for the pile about in-law red flags. Meaning, watch out for these with your in-laws. Law red flags. And here's what she says. That and Amy's pile is next. Amy? Well, I have a way that you can detect Alzheimer's and ADHD earlier and it's in the palm of your hand.

Okay. I have Red Law and Flat. No. No, no, no, no. What? So, red law and flags. Yeah, that's tough one. What? You know.

I was trying to say red flags. I'm on to you guys. I know you're not real. Are you? I know. I'm starting to see cracks in the system. The Matrix is cracking down. I'm seeing it with my own eyes. All right, it is time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air.

It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag, yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. So I met this guy on Match and decided to jump right in and go to dinner. I got dressed out very nice. I was actually very excited about it. Till we got to the restaurant, it was Golden Corral. When he pulled into the parking lot, I thought it was a joke, but it wasn't. He really brought me to a Golden Corral on a first.

date. Not only that, everybody knew his name. They were like, hey, so-and-so. He wouldn't stop talking about how he was his favorite restaurant. I barely ate anything, and when the date was over, I couldn't wait to get home. If it weren't for the alcohol, I don't know how I would have gotten through the date at all. Now, this guy keeps texting me, and I won't text them back. For some reason, he's not getting the hint.

So, I sent him a quick text that said, I don't like buffets. He then wrote back something nasty, and I'm hoping that's the end of it. Who brings someone to a buffet on the first date? if they're not 80 years old, signed Shelley. Well, Shelly, I can tell you that from reading this email, I don't really like you that much. Ouch. Well, maybe not all of her,

but I don't like this version or how she represents herself in this email. Because one, Golden Corral is awesome. Two, you say that you didn't eat anything. Maybe if you would have, you would have understood how good Golden Corral is. And three, the fact that everybody there liked him shows you he's probably a real likable person. I think you missed out on a good, solid dude. And also, I will say this, something that I would do back in my dating days, I wouldn't go somewhere super fancy on the first date. Sometimes I would go somewhere like a golden corral that was something we would normally do later in life anyway just to test them out.

I don't want to overly impress on date one. And then if we had a great time, then maybe you try to overly impress on date two or date three. So, Shelley, I think you missed out on a good dude. That's what I think. There's nothing wrong. With somebody taking you to a buffet. I don't care which one it is. But I love that her response to him, like, she could have just been like, hey, you know, I'm good.

Like, I don't, I'm not going to date you anymore. But she had to just be like, I don't like buffets. Bonanza? You used to have a heck of a buffet. Oh, dude, good steaks, too. You had bonanza? Oh, yeah, of course, down South Texas. Golden Corral, heck of a buffet.

Yes. Like, Lubies. It's a kitchen line. They had a kitchen line and they'd have a little buffet, a little salad buffet in some of the Lubies, too. So they had, like, the double. So here's what we're going to say. Don't hate on a buffet, and I think you missed out on a good guy, Shelly. So I'm going to end it there, and thank you for your email, and I think you should give buffets a chance.

There you go, Shelly. Appreciate that. And if you want to email us, Morgan, what do they do? Mailbag at bobbybones.com. All right, thank you. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's time to close Bobby's mailback. Yeah.

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Right? Everybody called out. Yeah, yeah. We were like two beds. So then, Amy, while you were gone, we and some listeners all kind of decided that he's married. What? That's what we fit. That's what we just kind of put into the world.

After gathering all that information. Like, why is he wanting to be separate? Why is he getting? Yeah, like, why do they only meet up at, you know, other cities. Right. So, is there anything I'm missing about the setup here? Wow, wow.

Because I have him on the phone. Oh, no way. The guy? I have the guy on the phone. No. His name is Evan. He is calling from Arizona. Evan, true or false, you're Courtney's date.

True. Okay. True or false, you're married. Oh. Oh, my God. He paused. Oh, he, we... Sorry, dude.

What would you like to say, Evan, about this? Because now you've kind of been thrust into the limelight. What's going on in your head when you hear? all this? I thought it was pretty funny, but I heard Lunchbox mention you work at the same company. Like, how have you not met? We employ like 15,000 people at this site. So I've been here for a few years, but it's not like it's easy to just run across someone. So it's a massive company, and you guys work at the same place, but you don't run into each other often. And have you hung out at all? I'm going to say if a story matches. Have you hung out at all? Yes. We watched like a

University of Arizona football game at a bar somewhere last year. It was the other crappy team in the Pac-12. Last year? Okay. And so now you're going... Like November or December. That's a long time. That's a long time. So now you're going on a date. You're both coming to Nashville to watch my comedy show. Why so long? And why not just go on a date in town a couple times before you do this? So I check my Hilton honors app before I go on here. And it says I've stayed in a hotel 250-night. from the past year. So it's true. I have not been around a lot in the state of Arizona. So you really are on the road so much that it's easier for you to meet her on the road? Yeah, pretty much. And we're also, like, we've talked about these calls, too, and think it's

kind of funny and entertaining for us. But we're, like, comfortable with each other enough that we're not worried for each other's safety. And we're both kind of, like, easier-going people so it's a risk to do a quote unquote first date all the way in a different city but same hotel it's a risk it'll be fun that's the risk yeah come see you the hotel i would like to meet you too i will figure it out closer to the show i'm doing two shows uh back-to-back nights in june you need to meet him separate because he's he's got business take care of i'll tell her blink twice if you're in trouble um but i think they're probably both very nice people he's saying he's not married I would like to meet you guys when you come to town in June.

Is that cool, Evan? Now are you done with it? No, that's totally cool. That'd be awesome. All right. Ray, let's get their number. I'll put Evan on hold. I'd like to meet it.

Mostly a check on her, welfare check. Yeah, yeah. So how are you doing? Good? Do the palm with the thumb. Evan, thank you for the call. He's not married. He wanted to say that, and that is where we will go from here.

Okay? Everybody feels safe about this? Well, okay, yeah. I feel good. That tone does not say you feel good. We'll see. All right. Thank you, Evan.

Thank you, Courtney. By the way, if you guys want to come to my show, just go to Bobby Bones.com or CMA Theater.com to get tickets to the shows in June. All right, thank you guys. Bobby Bones show. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2's 32nd Skinny.

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Bystanders started showing up with hoses from their yard, water bottles from inside, fire extinguishers. I mean, firefighters were, they were called. Cups of water. Red Saloo cups of water. But, I mean, people were just showing up with whatever they could to help. And firefighters, once they did arrive, and they freed the man from the vehicle and got everything put out. But they said that a lot of these people that showed up to help these bystanders saved his life. sometimes I see a fully burned up car on the side of the road.

Do you ever see? Oh, yeah. Is that because of a fire that caught in the car or a wreck? No, fire, car. Because these cars are, I've seen like two or three in the past month, just totally burnt up on the side of the road. Did cars still burn like that? I didn't think so, but yeah, they still do, because I've seen those.

Well, that's awesome that people did what they did, because I'm sure by just grabbing any kind, peeing on it. No, that's your go-to. All right, great story. Shout out to all the heroes there. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. So Morgan has a challenge for us.

What is it? Well, there's thirst traps all over TikTok for different celebrity guys. And I want you guys to tell me which one you'd pick between the two. So you're going to give us two dudes that are supposedly hot. Yes. And we're picking the hottest guy. Yeah, you are. And it's just the guys here picking.

Just the guys. I can't play. You're getting out? Well, yeah, I can't play. I don't know who's hotter. I don't pick, I don't know between two guys. Yes, you can. There are two dudes.

You just have to pick who's hotter. Okay, Morgan, number one. Chris Evans or Harry Styles. Oh. It's interesting. I got it. Let me think. Easy, breezy.

Chris Evans, Harry Styles. Lunchbox, who do you have? I don't know. I have to tell you what. I have no idea. You have to pick one. Like some girls like Chris Evans, some people like Harry Styles. I have no idea.

But which one do you think is better looking? No idea. I don't, they're the same. They're not though. Put you on the list. Chris Evans, Harry Styles. Are you? Me.

Okay. So you can tell that you're better looking. Yeah, you can tell you're better looking than them. No, I just know I'm really good looking, and so I know a lot of people think that. I'm going to go with, I'm a bigger fan of Harry Styles, like his music, but I think Chris Evans is probably a better looking guy. So I'm going to go with Chris Evans. Eddie? You're thinking way too much about it, dude.

Harry Styles is a good-looking dude. Yeah, but I think I just like his music and his vibe more than... Well, then put it all together. Make some good looking. Okay. Next Morgan. Chris Hemsworth or Henry Caville. So, yeah.

Can I Google? Is it Cabell? Yeah, he was Superman, dark-haired guy. God, I know who he is. Chris Hemsworth's just too big, like, for me. He is just too, like, humongous. Henry Cavill is also pretty ripped up. Yeah, they're both pretty rich.

But Hemsworth is a monster. I'm going to go with Henry Cavill. Okay. Eddie? I like the muscles. Give me Hemsworth. Lunchbox? I have no idea.

Okay. Next up. Ryan Reynolds or Bradley Cooper? Huh. I'm gonna go Ryan Reynolds because I think one, he's probably a little better looking and he's funny. So I'm gonna go Ryan Reynolds, Eddie? Honestly, I don't know what people see in Ryan Reynolds. I love Bradley Cooper though.

Like his eyes just piercing good-looking, like dude. Huh. You don't know what's people seeing Ryan Reynolds? No, not at all. And especially if you're gonna compare those two, I mean, Bradley Cooper's a good-looking dude. But Ryan Reynolds is a total package. Like, funny. Why do you know Bradley Cooper's not funny?

Maybe a little intense sometimes. Yeah, and grew up like really rich. We wouldn't relate. I didn't know that. Yeah. Lunchbox? I have no idea. All right. Next up. Idris Elba or Jason Momoa.

Oh, I need to Google. What was the first one? Idris Elba. He played in the office. He was the out-of-town boss that came in. But he's also been named like Sexiest Man two years in a row. Yes. Oh, yeah. Okay. I know that guy. I don't really like long hair. So I'm going to go with on dudes. I'm going to go with Idris Elba. Momoa, dude. You've seen all his tattoos and stuff?

Like, the guy's got a look of like, I'm a man. I like that look. The hair, everything. And what was it? Aquaman? I watched that movie thinking, like, it's a good-looking dude. Lunchbox? I have no idea.

All right, next up. Okay. Michael B. Jordan or Tom Hiddleston? Probably Michael B. Jordan. Got to Google Tom again. Michael B. Jordan's a good-looking dude. And, like, e-box. Eddie?

Tom Hittleston. Ah, for sure, Michael B. Jordan. Good-looking dude. And a good actor. I have no idea. No idea. And, I mean, you guys sound. so weird. Eddie's just talking about all the muscles

and the, I mean, you... I'm not a muscle guy. I like, I guess I like him thinner. And you care about their personality, which is interesting. I do, yeah. It's a total bad. If people didn't care about personalities, I would never have a wife like Caitlin. Look at me. That's true, but you're picking two dudes here. But ain't nobody picking me versus

if it's just on looks, I ain't winning versus anybody. All right, Morgan. Thank you. Hey, run down the list. Who do you pick? Okay, I would do Chris Evans. Yeah, me too. Henry Cavill. I always say weird. Weird. Ryan Reynolds. Same. Idriselba.

Okay. Michael B. Jordan. We have the same exact taste more. I know. We're five for five. Wow, look at you guys. Wow, good job, guys. All right, we're stupid.

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Nobody wants to see you up there that long. And nobody does it justice. And it's all over the place and just don't do this song. There are other queen songs you can do. But it's just way too long. You should never do a karaoke song over two and a half minutes. I said it. There, I said it.

Number four. You should never sing a song by Adele, period. Any song. You can't. She's so good. She's so good and she doesn't have a bunch of fun, fun songs that you can just sing. It's all super, you have to be a great vocalist. There's no need.

So we're eliminating all Adele songs at number four. Take her off all lists. To do an Adele song in karaoke, you need to audition. And if they say it's okay, then you can do Adele in karaoke. Number three. This is one of those that sounds fun if you've been drinking a little bit, and you think, well, I'm going to get everybody really singing. But there's so much to it other than just the big chorus,

and it's don't stop believing by Journey. They should really trim this down to like 90 seconds of the good stuff. And then you could sing that. But there's like a minute and a half guitar solo. On the karaoke screen, it goes, guitar solo. And then you just have to stand up there awkwardly. Act like you're playing guitar or something. Yes, and for that reason, we don't do this song.

So no more, don't stop believing by Journey. That's my number three song not to do at karaoke. Number two. Much like Adele, I'm going to put a specific song on here. Celine Dion, my heart will go on. you send an audition tape and the person running karaoke says okay we'll accept it you can do it but this is a song that really people like to sing the chorus once it's a little long it's a little slow songs are very tough at karaoke because unless you can nail it everybody is so bored

so i'm taking selene dion my heart will go on at number two never sing it okay here we go the big one i will always love you just don't do it oh 100% don't do it i've probably seen it tried times. Oh, 20. And maybe once. Have I been like, oh, okay. You just can't. You just can't. This is just the one, nothing else needs to be said. Take it off the lists. Unless you're a really funny, like really overweight guy, fat guy. And you nail it. Well, I don't care if you nail it. There's something about like Jack Black type guys getting up there and trying this song. But those are the five songs you should never do if you do karaoke.

On the list of other songs, Honorable Mensions, I have Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin. Length. Yeah, length and slow. It's tough. American Pie by Don McLean. Ooh, that's a good one. Yeah, well, it's six minutes long. I might have done that one. It's six minutes long. Can't they do a condensed

version? That's what I'm saying the whole time. We should have edits for all karaoke. When I'm governor, there will be no karaoke in bars without edits. That's in there too, huh? That will be another thing that I stand on. Oasis, Wonderwall Because maybe Oh, I like this one.

But one song that you can do is Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond. And everyone does. Yes. This is okay. Because everybody sings it, but you can only do this song if you're within two hours of closing.

Because this song done totally sober with everybody sober, not that fun. This song done with people drinking a lot, very fun. So it's got to hit that. There's a middle line, the equator, Dixon of karaoke.

Even. If you cross that line, you can sing Neil Diamond. All right, there you go. Play this right now. It's a good list, man. All right, thank you guys. Here's voicemail from

Joni and Pittsburgh. I have been watching Building Roots on episode four. I just want Amy to tell Amy to tell her sister that it's a great show. Her sister, I think, is a natural.

If she's nervous, she's not showing it, and she is just so very talented. They're both talented. Her husband's amazing, but her sense of design is just wonderful. I'd love to know what her house looks like, and Amy, for that matter, if she's helped Amy. Anyway, please pass that on.

Love, love, love the show. I know this past weekend you were with your sister. Has her life changed at all since the show came out? No. No, not at all. People don't yell around the street. No. Cut in line to places.

If anything, these guys, like a lunchbox and Eddie and a couple other people they saw on this weekend, and they were just making an obnoxious scene. They're like, oh my gosh, are y'all the couple from building roots on HGTV? And then they made it a thing, but that's about it. Any word on if there'll be a next season? We don't know yet. We're halfway through. So we're.

We're Amy's part of the show. Amy. Four episodes have aired, so there's four more. And then I think they said, Bobby, you probably know what something like this means is a new lingo to my sister and her husband. But there's like a greenlight meeting happening at HGTV soon where they're going over all of their shows. And that's when they'll probably discuss. what's going to happen for the future of multiple shows that had their, you know, debut season this year.

That makes sense. They all sit on a picture it. Okay. Because I've had shows go to green room meetings. And they have a certain amount of money and they spend it on the shows. And that's when they go, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, no. And then maybe they get the yes, the green light or maybe the red light. And I've had both lights. Yeah.

The green one's much more fun than the red one, though, I tell you. All right, let's hear from Lane and Kansas. I have a morning corny for Amy. What kind of fishy She does Lady Gaga like? Raw, raw, raw, ah, oh. Love you guys. Love the show. That's pretty funny.

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or in the app. Prelimited time at Sonic. Here's Amy's pile of stories. It looks like a third of Americans are using their pet's name as a password for things, which is dangerous because if you post your pet's name anywhere else, it's like an easy clue that, you know, hackers can use or people trying to get in your stuff like, oh, let's just test out their dog's name or their cat's name. I don't use my animal's names as a password, but it is a security question at times of like four security questions. Oh, that's right. Yeah. So it's not that I picked it, but that's a pretty common one to just ask you if you're trying to get into something. Yeah, or it's like what was your first pet.

And then I started crying. I had a few first pets. I miss him. I miss Bradley so much. Speaking of things you have to use passwords for, just real quick, I saw that this year alone, people are going to cancel three streaming services. And I started to think of how many I'm actually signed up for right now. And I'm like, oh.

If I had to cancel one right now, probably Paramount Plus. Oh. Because I don't really, I don't even know why I got it. At Yellowstone? No, they don't have it. Didn't they? I thought that's why I got it. Shoot, why do I have it?

Why did I even get it? I have it, but it's Mike D's account, so. Maybe 1883. Maybe they gave me a free account. And then I just actually let it roll over. But they didn't get Yellowstone. Peacock got Yellowstone. Yeah.

Okay, well, 1883, whatever it was. Okay. So standing in line for rich people is an actual career now. Someone just did a big profile on a guy in New York who runs a company that does it for everything from theater tickets to the new iPhone release. He's also done it for sporting events, COVID vaccinations. Wait, does he get the shot too? No, I don't know.

He calls a guy out. When there was lines, like this really picked up for him actually, like, during COVID. And now he employs multiple people. Wow. And he'll all stand in line for things. And like, it started with Hamilton because tickets were so expensive. But then businesses, like the theaters, they caught on. And they're like, whoever buys the ticket,

has to go to the show. The guy's not going to all the show. He's reporting back. But here's what happened in an act too. He's acting it out for the rich guy. Well, they got around it by buying themselves an extra ticket and then they take the other people as dates. They're like, I bought the ticket and these are my dates.

Now you have to go with the lion's set. Oh, okay. All right, what else? Nico Moon, who you probably know from his song, Good Time. We just trying to catch a good time. Recently posted a clip asking fans if he should take down his Christmas tree. The Christmas tree.

is still up. I wish I had a good excuse, but I don't. The question now is, do I take it down, or do I just leave it up and let it ride out for the rest of the year? I'm good with it. Either way, let me know. It's May 10th. Let it ride. That's hilarious. Let it ride. That's also somebody who's not home a lot. He's on the road a lot playing shows. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Robert Turner lives in Canton, Ohio, and he's on a fixed income. Doesn't have a lot of spare money, but he takes care of his car because he knows he has to make it to the doctor. He has to make it to the grocery store.

So when he comes out in his 1997 Saturn is stolen, he's devastated. The news comes out, does a story. Well, Doug, who had an old car, was about to donate it to charity, saw old Robert on the news and said, you know what, instead of giving it to charity, I'm going to donate it to Robert. So he called the news that, hey, I'd like to get in touch with him and give him my car. And that's what he did. It's awesome. To give somebody a car is awesome.

Yeah. I mean, you're riding your bike to work now. You're looking for a little... Well, no, no, no, no, because I still got to get other places. Like, every once in a while I'm going to need that car. And so I can't give my car away. You know what I mean? And I don't know if anybody would want it.

But it would be nice. It would be nice, yeah. Or would you like a free car since I'm riding your bike, too. I would like a free car. If anybody would like to donate a car to me, that would be awesome. An electric car. You don't have to buy a gas. Exactly.

Ding, ding, ding. Anybody has an electric vehicle out there, maybe a Tesla. Oh, go for it. I mean, go ahead. Go big. Go big. Send it my way. Lunchbox is riding his bike to work now if you haven't heard.

That's amazing. Huge update. Okay, thank you, lunchbox. It's a great story. That is what it's all about. That was tell me something good. All right, time to go over to Amy and get in the morning corny. A morning corny.

How does a cat like its steak? How does a cat like its steak? Rare. Rare. I'm pretty fun. I like that. That was the morning corny. Coming up in a second in the mailbag, we have a girl who's upset about the first date she was taking on.

So I'm going to read you the email. We'll give our thoughts. And then also, this is from Matt in Kentucky. I'm listening to lunchboxes crazy this moment. And he's interviewing morning. He's getting so handsome about his first number one. I don't get it. That's Matt from Kentucky.

That's really funny. Which, by the way, coming up in 20 minutes, we'll go down and do lunchboxes 10 cringiest moments in the last five years. But he's referencing this with Morgan Wallen, where he goes to Morgan Wallen's like, You're first, big hit! But he actually has two. And to Morgan Wallen's credit, he just sits there and lets it all play out.

But this is the clip. How do you celebrate a number? number one because that's something you've dreamt about like when you started this and they you sign a record deal you're like man i hope to have just one number one in my career probably and you get the number one so what is morgan wall and do they call you hey you're number one boom well this one's my second one so um all right you said he went number one so that we're not going to put that on the list but we have others a good one yeah it's a good one so mad mention. Thank you for that call. I appreciate that.

All right, here we go. Lunchbox's 10 cringiest moments of the last five years as compiled by us. Lunchbox does not know the list. Number 10. When Lunchbox revealed his mom had to give him a naked sponge bath after having surgery. Yes, 100%. But you're an adult man. As a kid, I get it. Yes, I'm an adult man, but I had surgery on my ankle, so I had to lay in the bathtub and I could not, yes, I had to lay in the bathtub and I had to put my foot out of the bathtub. So I couldn't wash all the way down my legs and everything. No.

So I had my mom do it for me. No. She's seen me naked. You didn't have to be naked. You're an adult. You're an adult man. But your arms weren't broken. It was your foot.

Like you had to hang your foot. Like you can bathe yourself. Nothing about this makes sense. But do you know how far deep the bathtub is and you put your foot up? And then by that point, you're way up here and your foot's way above your head. The only point is your mom did not have to see your... Yeah. Well, yeah, but how would I be clean?

Okay. Lunchbox's ten cringiest moments when he called the cops on his neighbor's graduation party. Oh, yeah. No, I called cops on their graduation party because we were during the pandemic, height of COVID, and it said you were not allowed to have a gathering of more than 10 people. And they had at least 30 to 40. But what was that doing to hurt you? Yeah.

And what was that doing for any... They weren't following the rules. We were trying to get out of the pandemic. We were trying to follow the rules so COVID would not spread. And they were choosing to ignore the rules. And look, the longer they didn't follow the rules, the longer I had to be in lockdown. And I didn't want to be in lockdown anymore. So you think you calling and splitting up that graduation party.

Yes, breaks up the super spreader event. That one was pretty cringy. Very cringy. Very cringy. When he admitted he had called the cops. Number eight. And I have a clip for this one. The Time Lunchbox attempted stand-up comedy.

It all started during a post show where we brought up the topic of me doing shows and Mike D doing shows. And Lunchbox claimed he could do stand-up because it was so easy. So Mike took him to an open mic night. And it was so much cursing during the four-minute set. We couldn't play most of it. But here is a clip of the, of the, what they're writing down here is a bomb. Here we go. And I always say, you never know who you're sleeping next to.

So I kind of had an incident like this with my wife a little bit ago. I went and got Lysick, you know, where you fix your eyes. I wake up the next morning. I roll over. I said, what the hell have I been sleeping next to? Thought I knew? Had no idea. Woo!

Yeah. Ooh, that's a bad one. Yeah. They seem to like it. Oh, not really. I think they were liking, two things. I think they were liking the awkwardness of it. And two, you just called your wife ugly.

For the sake of a joke. Yeah. That's what you're doing comedy, guys. It doesn't matter. Nothing's off limits. Okay. What is wrong with that? Nothing.

Nothing. It's a funny joke. Crowd liked it. Number seven. Lunchbox is claiming he was so famous and then going up to a tour bus and nobody knowing who he was at all. Here you go. Hey, y'all know where I can find Lunchbox? Hey, you guys know where I can find Lunchbox?

Don't worry, I'll wait. You can take pictures. Yeah. If you can just show me where lunchbox, yeah, that's me. Good to see you guys. He said, show me and that's me in the same second. And that silence is everyone looking confused. Who is this guy?

And at number six, lunchbox's creeping out Gwen Stefani, and he was told, don't touch her. Man, I saw her at the hotel in Vegas, the cosmopolitan. She was trying to leave out the front doors. And I ran up, Gwen, Gwen! Can I get a picture? Can I get a picture? And she turns around, she's like, fine, I go to put my arm around her and she goes, no touching. And so I had to do the two thumbs up in front of her, like, hey, hi. And it was very awkward on her part.

Oh, so you agree, awkward. No, it wasn't cringy on my part? Oh, wasn't it cringy at all? How is it cring? Like, that's cringe on her. She should be ashamed of herself, not me. You tried to just throw your arm around the waist. She didn't know you.

You, what do you do when you're in a picture with a celebrity? You put your arm around them. You don't just stand there with your hands by your side. You put your arm around them. That's what you do. Did she agree to the picture already? Yeah. Yeah.

She was like, sure. And she turned around and I go to put my arm around her and... Around her waist or a shoulder? Shoulder. And they said, no touching. And I was like, okay, two thumbs up. I mean, that's cringe on her. That's all on her.

That's nothing on me. That's just me being excited to see someone famous in the public. Maybe the story is just cringe. I mean, I was running after her with my suitcase. Okay, see, I'd always drips out at the end. He's all sweaty. What's so cringy about it? Like, she had a couple bodyguards, and I had my suitcase,

and I was in the check-in line at the hotel, and I saw her, and I was like, I jetted out of the check-in line. I was going to get that picture. The top five coming up in the next second. Okay. I'm not even cringed out again. I mean, if those were in the bottom five, I can't even know.

Do you have more? Oh, yeah. And they get better. Two words. Lauren Elena. Oh. Oh, definitely. That's a cringe.

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This one just happened yesterday. Terribly awkward. Make sure you're listening to the Bobby Bone show. I don't know who you are. You are in my face more than anybody. So, Jay Dey, at least you explain to me who. Yeah, I'll tell you. No, I know who by the phone is.

I don't know who is. I'm lunchbox. I'm on the morning show. Lunchbox, you better be legit. If you're in my grill about all this, I'm going to find the government. That felt so, that beginning of that. He's looking around. He's like, can someone explain to me who this guy is?

I mean, I was tapping him on his shoulder trying to get that line up for the show. Oh, you're touching him. He loves touching people. He loves touching people. Number four. When he kept Dirk's Bentley's medallion after the CMA dinner This is horrible This is horrible Horrible

So would you like to tell the story Amy? Okay, so yeah We were at this really, really fancy CMA dinner thing For people that have won the CMA award Quite honestly, we didn't go along there You know, but I guess we won radio stuff So anyway, we're there and like somehow jokingly

Lunchbox gets Dirk's medallion and Dirk's is fully expecting To get it back But lunchbox straight up keeps it And I mean, this is a very special thing for any artist. And of course, they won it. And lunchbox thinks that Dirk really gave it to him. It takes it home.

Listen, let me tell you how it went down. This is how it went down. You go to the CMA dinner, right? And everybody that is nominated gets a medallion. Well, we didn't get a medallion even though we were nominated. So I thought that was weird. And so I was just talking to Dirk. I was like, man, we were nominated and we didn't even get a medallion.

He goes, here, you can have mine. And he put it around my neck and walked away. Kitty. It was a joke. It was a joke. Oh, really? then why didn't he come back and get it? Why did he give it? Because you left and took it home. No.

Because he put it around my neck and walked away. I didn't walk away. You don't think before you left to go home. He'd been like, dude, here's your medallion back. Hey, he knew I where I was. He knew I was there. If he wanted it, he could have come and got it. And how long did you keep it? Like, three weeks. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Until Bobby made me give it back. Like, I don't understand. When someone gives you something, you take it.

And it was cool to have Dirk's Bentley's medallion. Like, you know where that medallion is right now? he has no idea either exactly so I would have had that hanging in the wall like hey Dirk's gave that to me Number three Lunchbox is trying to sell a picture of Sam Hunt and his wife Oh my gosh Why is that cringe where they's terrible

That I had to buy so I wouldn't go to TMZ That no no that's like the picture That really that's more valuable now Because it's really like the first picture of them reconciling Getting back together What was cringier? Him trying to sell it or the fact that he took He hid in a car and took the picture Oh, that's

They're pretty even I mean I pulled up at a four-way stop I was going to pick up some lunch And they just happened to walk Right in front of my car And I was like What in the world So I had to pay the money

That TMZ was going to pay To get the picture Plus a dollar Plus a dollar So he wouldn't sell the picture Man I still think about that I mean he really was on cutting edge news I was

Number two Lunchbox is beef with Chris Jansen about trying to take his whole family to an industry event. Somebody at Chris's label said, no, that's too many people. So then Lunchbox got on social media. I got on, no, I came on here and said there's a beef. I told you, hey, listen, Chris Jansen didn't allow my family when his album title is all in. And I said, obviously, that's not accurate because not everyone was welcome all into his party.

It was only some people got into his party. Then he on social media said, I'd give you a gift card. He went on there said, my bad, we messed up. I know we're bad. We want to correct this and they gave me a gift card. He never said any of that. Yeah, no, that's what he heard, though. No, that's basically what he's saying.

When he gives you that, that's an apology saying, hey, we messed up. Let us make it right. And he brought me a gift car for, what, was it $250? Yes. The Roots Chris day counts. Godly, that's going to be a nice dinner. You haven't gone yet? Not yet.

Got to find a babysitter. Cringy. Number one. Lunchbox's posting pictures of Lauren Elena at Chipotle. Yeah, I was eating lunch at Chipotle and I was sitting there and all of a sudden, Lauren Elena walks in. I'm like, man, this is great. I'm going to see what she does.

And she comes in by herself and she orders and she sits down. She starts eating by herself. Then she goes outside, takes a phone call, comes back. Can you journal all this? Basically. He's like, she's at a restaurant. And her friend came and joined her. And then Lauren Elena went to get some refill on a water or whatever and she spilled it all

over the floor and she kept saying oh I'm so sorry I'm so sorry let me clean that up for you and they had to clean it up and I snapped a couple photos of her at Chipotle. That's no it wasn't just about you taking a couple pictures of her it was it was that they were all from the back yeah well yeah she was sitting with her back to me but you know her

exactly and it's all from the back and I think she was in yoga pants and it just felt weird and everybody and it was like paparazzi like ew it wasn't like I was zoomed in on her backside it was her whole body it was just she happened to be in like her back happened to be to me. So you're not allowed to take... It was weird. I just want to

very weird. And then everybody starts to come after him. Well, yeah, those people are idiots. It's weird. I don't think that's cringy. You see a celebrity in public, you take a picture even if it's the back of them. I mean, they're walking away. You're not allowed to take a picture now. You know her. Is that the rule? You know her and it was her butt and yoga pants six feet away. What's crazy? He's disagreed with every single one on this list. Oh, so none of them are cringy. I didn't find any of those cringy. I mean, I felt cringy for Gwen Stefani because that was her fault. Yeah.

Cringy for her. Well, thank you for doing all these non-cringy things. Yeah, I mean, I don't, man, you guys came up with a weak list. Hey. What's yours, Eddie? Do you have a favorite of all that? Well, I think number one is for sure my favorite on the list because it was so cringy. Yeah, it was.

Lauren Elena. I was in another country working and we were going through the controversy. Dude, I'm thinking about it right now. I mean, why would he do something like that? I mean, it was, let me tell you. I got a text from where she goes, oh, that's really funny. And then, like, an hour later, she goes, after thinking about it, I think you should take those down and never do that again.

We didn't know you got the text for her Yeah and I was like Well that's weird Well you know her She has your number to text you Wow this cringe level just got higher She texted him Say he'd take him down

Did you take him down or did Morgan take it down? Well I had to take him down I mean I had some of my social media And I was like you know And there was other artists chiming in With their two cents and I hate how this makes me feel Yeah me too see there we go

And that's the clear winner And we'll pose the picture So you guys know No we're not posing a picture It's time for the good news With Bobby Tell me something good A Navy veteran in New Jersey

named Gilbert Anya Says his emotional support pig Pig Pig I love it Making sure we're all know it's a motion to support pig Named Hammy Oh yes

Hami Saved his life a few weeks ago It literally saved him from a fire The fire started in his garage Where Hammy sleeps Gilbert was sleeping upstairs and had no idea but Hammy is trained to open and close the door so when the fire broke out he ran outside

and closed the door behind him closing that door slowed the fire down so when Gilward finally woke up and smelled smoke he had time to get out he's had Hammy for six years and because it helps him deal with PTSD he keeps him, it's like a pet he helped him ever since he was in Afghanistan and so the fire was so big and he was hungry

so not only Hammy save him it made him a bacon sandwich after that. Ammy doesn't do bacon no no no no no no no no no Hammy, what he... Oh, no, no, no, no. Hammy's alive and good.

That's an awesome story. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Well, we're going to do the news, and you know what we're going to start. Followed it all day yesterday. So, let's go to the big stories. Bobby's Big. Stories.

The 11-day manhunt is over. And so I saw early in the day where in Indiana, they had some shopping. It's the car wash of him. Yes. And it looked like him. His big dude had a hat on. He really couldn't see a lot of his face. But it seemed like him.

The car that they thought they were now in. Yeah, what is crazy, though, is why are you going to a car wash? Who cares if your car is dirty? I don't know when you're on the run. You want to look good. That's why you go to Johnson Car Wash. No, I think it was a wash yourself place. You know, or like you just kind of hide in those stalls because there's no one ever there.

Yeah, but it's still a car wash. Yeah, but why are you washing? your car. Who cares it's dirty? Because they weren't washing their car. Yes. That's what I don't get. When my car's clean, I have a different vibe about me. My energy is. Yeah, like I feel good. I mean, you're locked up in prison and that's what you're worried about

is your car being dirty? Hey, one of the things you can't do while in the big house, clean your car. The whole thing you need to do is stay out of the public, just stay somewhere. Don't go out. Okay, well, good thing they did. Well, I know. It's just crazy to me. He's shaved, huh? Like shaved his head? Your head, face. All.

Vicki White, the corrections officer. that helped him escape his dead, shot herself. And when they, there was a police chase. Crazy. And when they pulled him over and got him, they said that she was injured with a gunshot wound. And then about an hour later it came out that she had died. And so what's wild was they had predicted he would do that.

Yes. Because he was the one up for murder. And what's crazy. And they rammed them. Like they, the special unit, like rammed their car and flipped it. And then she grabbed a gun and shot herself. And what's crazy is he told the gun. cops, which I mean, I thought

he was just using her, but he goes, guys, you got to help my wife, you got to help my wife, she just shot herself. And that means he actually cared about her. I don't know that I'm just going to believe that she cared about her from that, but yes. It's crazy that she is the one that killed herself. I don't know.

Oh man, just so wild. Officials say the pair were spotted in Southern Indiana. A police chase ensued after a wreck, she shot herself as officers moved in while she was transported for care. She ultimately died from her injuries, and he surrendered without issue, which again, they did not expect. They thought he was going to either shoot them or shoot himself, because why would

you want to go back to jail? Here is the sheriff, Rick Singleton, explaining how Vicki White and the inmate Casey White were captured. They had found, located them at a hotel, and they ran, spotted them ran, and the pursuit and pursuit. So that's over, and I'm glad it's over. I hate that she died because of it. I still feel like she was taking advantage of. Yeah, and they said they'd been in Evansville since about May 3rd. So they weren't here? Well, they went through here to get to Evansville, and I guess they just were at a hotel, and she had a wig on, and so that once they got a tip, like from the car watch, they started surveillance, and they saw her exit the hotel with a wig, and then later they both got in a vehicle

and left, and that's when the pursuit happened. And the guy in Evansville, the police She was like, I can't believe they've been here that long. I can't believe they would stay in one place for that long, especially while this is still such a story. Like, you probably, if you have 90 grand, whatever she had in cash from selling her house, you could pay for a few motels in a bunch of different places. You probably just have to stay moving for a few months

until that story isn't all over the news. Because it was most headlines yesterday. See, I think more of like if you're on the roads, that's where they're looking, you know, like all the cops are on the roads. If you go state to state, How many roads can you look at at once? There's got to be a lot of farm markets, right? He'd head north.

Every road. There's criminals on every road all the time. On the main highway, there's so many cars. It's not like they're going to be like looking in every window going, oh, that's him. I mean, there's not enough cops. Well, that story's over and that sucks that she died. And we'll never know what she was thinking. We'll never hear from her.

I wonder if he'll say, like, this is what happened. Like, if he'll give him the details or if he'll just go, man, just take me back to jail. I'm not talking. Like, I'm so intrigued on everything. And he still will have a murder case. Yes. Like he's never getting out He was never getting out anyway

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Get good at that job there, have it on your resume for a few years, and then move back to somewhere you'd like and make even more. Movement's tough. Done it a little bit. Movement's tough. Two former volunteer firefighters in Florida bought the first fire truck they worked on and have turned it into a beer truck. they are now calling themselves

Thirst Responders. That is hilarious. Love it. A duo and Hernando County are bringing the beverages to events around Tampa Bay in a very unique way. Jeffrey Jackson and Devin

Mormondo volunteered in the 1991 fire truck. They now run for events. That's from WFLA. They are thirst responders. Pretty funny name too. Please tell me they show up with the sirens going like

I don't know that you can drive with it on. Like party. Mm-mm. Maybe when you're sitting, you could turn something. I don't know. There's got to be rules on Cyrus. Yeah, probably.

But it looks just like the truck. It's like an ambulance fire truck type thing. So it's not like a huge red wagon where you get on and drive the back to. But it looks like an ambulance they used in fire rescue. So definitely a fire element to it. But yeah, it's thirst responders. That is funny. And it just seems like you could turn on.

If you were late, you just turn on the lights at any time. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. $19,000 worth of watches were stolen during a West Hollywood robbery, and a Rolls Royce was used as a getaway vehicle. Wow. You have a Rolls Royce? Maybe you stole it, too. Sounds like James Bond.

Yeah. About $19,000 worth of watches that were stolen during an overnight robbery in West Hollywood. According to the Sheriff's Department deputy spoke with the man and a woman who said they had been robbed by a group of men seen driving around in a black Rolls Royce vehicle. By the way, low-key Rolls-Royces are so expensive. Like how much? Ballpark.

Six figures. Woo. Dang. A hundredths of... Yeah. Way more. And they don't even go fast, right? They just look cool, I don't know enough about cars, but you could get a 22 Rolls-Royce, a ghost for $340,000.

It's so expensive. Yeah, it's like, and you hear the name, I don't know anything about cars. So I think Rolls-Royce was like a grandma car. I feel like the Queen travels in a Rolls-Royce. But it's not. It's awesome. If you get one, it comes with a driver. That would be awesome, too.

A human is tied to it. I think you're right, Amy. The most popular is the Phantom, and they are between $455,000 and $535,000. I can't believe they're that much. Do they have to steal the watches to pay for the gas? But that's from ABC 7. An 83-year-old woman was arrested for allegedly robbing a bank in New York last Friday at 10.30 a.m. Wow.

83 years old, she didn't have a getaway vehicle. She just walked away. It's probably on her bucket list, right? She was caught and arrested. Well, if she's able to prove that she's about to die, I probably take it easy and go. You know what? We've all wanted to do that, ma'am. But it does not say anything about that.

It just says, she's 83. They investigated. She was taken to the Waverly Police Department is scheduled to be a rain. W.E.T.M. With that story. Travelers will no longer be restricted when packing liquids, thanks to this new technology when going through airports. Come on. Why? Why are you so excited?

What liquid are you? No, no. Like, they take my toothpaste all the time. Well, take a small one. But I just bought a new big one. We've been taking small ones since like 2001. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty easy. Oh, yeah, way more than that.

They took my hair gel this last time I flew. No, 20 years. And he's like, I've got to go to the security. I like the old days. So walk to the gate. When going through TSA, obviously, we know 3.4 ounces is the norm. No more than that, but there's a new technology. And the CT scans are similar to the ones used in hospitals.

Airports will replace 2D scans with 3D imaging. So less time for travelers and security lines. And very accurate decisions. about what materials are in your bag, including liquids. Liquid bands are expected to be lifted in airports around the world as more countries focus on the future of airport technology. This is not today. Don't go today and use this show as a reference.

Bobby said. No. But soon enough, they're saying this will be a thing. From travel noir. You know what I'll get you flagged and pulled over? If you have in your carry-on going through that? Candle. I got pulled over the other day.

You got pulled over for a candle. My luggage was going to be. going through and they're like... Pulled over? You mean like just stop? They knew you were coming with a candle from your house and pulled you over? No, I went. It was going through the little X-ray machine and then they're like,

whose pink bag is this? And I was like, mine. But then I'm like confused because I say, I travel all the time. I know I don't have anything bad, like illegal in there. And then they're like, ma'am, what is this? That'll be taken to the side. That's a candle. That pulled over.

All right, that's the news. Okay, so in the next segment, here you go. Fill in the blank. A woman freaked out. Recently, she's from Tennessee. She woke up to find a blank in bed with her. I'm going to read it one more time. A woman in Tennessee freaked out recently.

She woke up to find a blank in bed with her. Amy. Snake. Eddie? Raccoon. Lunchbox. Fox. You're all going living things.

Yeah. Snake, raccoon, fox. I mean, what else? It has to be alive to get in there. Does it? Oh, boy. Somebody can't put something there? It can't be bed bugs because that's normal.

A woman in Tennessee freaked out recently when she woke up to find a blank in bed with her. A man. Well, that would be the easy one. No, a strange. Okay. We'll come back next. If your summer plans include a new job, let Express Employment Professionals help you. Visit ExpressPros.com for good jobs in a variety of roles with 850 locations.

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Okay, there's a Tennessee woman. She wakes up stunned because she found a blank in her bed. Amy said snake. Eddie said raccoon. Lunchbox said fox. A woman's been left in hysterics after a stranger in her neighborhood's dog climbed into bed with her on a stormy night.

Just jumped up there and was like, Oh, the dog. She said her husband left the door open and the dog, there's a storm so the dog was just looking for anywhere to go, went in the house, bedroom doors open, just jumped up in the bed with her. She's like, what in the world? So the dog named Nala, seemingly walked in

and was like, hello. And took a nap. That's from the mirror. I thought that was funny. I've had a possum come in my house and chill. It was a white possum. Did you let a hang? Well, I thought it was my white dog at the time. And as it brushed my leg, I thought I was reaching down to almost pet it because I thought it was my old dog, Dusty,

and I look down and I see Dusty in the backyard and there was a white creature next to my leg and then as I look down it goes and then I got a room and we worked to make it was a hole it was like a cartoon I remember you hopping on countertops no I'd hop on a countertop not for that

no no I took a broom or a chair and just tried to push it out the door I'm not scared of a possum because they're probably not going to attack you pretty harmless I don't they look scary though. I don't know. I think they're disease ridden. That's what they say. But

just kind of brushed it out the door. It scared the crap out of me. I was like, because I just thought it was the dog. So that happened. And her, the neighbor's dog was in her bed. I hear the top three songs in country music. Number three this week is Luke Combs and doing this. Cole Swindell and Lainey Wilson

Never say never. Number one, Carly Pierce and Ashley McBride never wanted to be that girl. So congratulations to them. I want to play a voicemail from Katrina in Indiana, and she sent this last night. This is for lunchbox. If you're so worried about gas prices, won't you get back on the lottery, idiot?

Oh, dang. Idiot. That's a good point, though. He spends $100 bucks a week, $100 every two weeks in the lottery, and you keep losing that money. Right. She was harsh with idiot, though.

A little bit. That's okay. She can call me an idiot. She can hide behind her phone. I got her phone number from the caller ID. I'll call her back and give her, you know. You're not going to call her back? No, I'm not going to waste my time with such a loser, guys.

Oh, goodness. Your response, though, because you're now riding your bike to work because of gas prices, but you're also spending $100 bucks every two weeks in the lottery. Yes, if I hit the lottery, guess what? Gas prices ain't going to matter. I'll buy my own gas station. I'll put a bet gas pump on my own front yard. That's what it's called an investment.

Gas just goes away. Playing the lottery is not an investment. If I buy gas for my car, it just goes away. If I buy a lottery ticket, I can be rich for the rest of my life. It just goes away. Less goes away. Here is Tom from St. Petersburg, Florida. Here you go.

Good morning, studio. Me and my wife just watched the video of Lunchbox interviewing Guy Fietti. Hilarious. I don't know how he doesn't get smashed, but that was a great interview. We laughed our butts off. I'm surprised you didn't get physically escorted out of there. I also laughed my butt off. I mean, I did have that guy tell me, all right, right this way, and touch me on the shoulder.

Do you say, don't touch me, man? No, I didn't do that. I was just like, because he's very big dude. Yes, sir. Here's Christian from Murphsboro, Tennessee. Hey, Bobby. I just recently purchased the house. And in the house, I found a safe that I could not get open.

So I had my brother-in-law open it up. And what he pulled out was a vintage Rolex with two diamond gem. stones and I've called two or three different stores to get it appraised and they're saying it's worth a lot of money. So should I call the previous owner of the house or should I keep it since legally it's mine now? Keep it! It's a great question. I would lead with what is your heart telling you to do. Oh. Now, you have this very expensive Rolex that I don't know. It could have been by and, okay, I mean, given to him by his dead dad. Could have got for serving 50 years in the fire Fire Department.

Or it could be a women's. Maybe. Called a vendous rot. I think he would have said that. Yeah. You have to wonder, too, like, how hidden was it? Could have been something they just completely forgot because it was under the bed and a safe? Yeah, I mean, it's in a safe.

No, I know, but, like, where was the safe? Was it out in the open? Yeah, how did they forget the safe? Like, that's what I'm saying. If you're moving, you forget curtains, you forget some dishes in the dishwasher. You don't forget a safe. That's what I'm saying. A lot of times you can't take curtains.

But what if it's, like, from owners, way back. You do the right thing. You contact the previous owners and they're like, oh, we had no idea. And then you get to keep it anyway. Well, that's not going to be what happens. You can say to the previous owners, you left something behind. Something. Yes, you don't say what it is. It's like when someone leaves money or loses money. You don't say, hey, I have 70 bucks in cash I found. You say, hey, we found some cash. Did you lose any? And if so, how much? And if it matches, you give it to them. So you say, hey, we were just kind of going through the house that we, you know, by the way, it's yours.

You can just keep it and never say anything. So I'm gonna say that. I probably wouldn't do that because I would be worried again that it's some like cartel. I don't know. I'm just scared to murder me for it. But I would try to find the old homeowners

and say, hey, something was left behind at the house. I just want to make sure you're not missing anything. Yeah, don't say what it is. Right, like you said. I know you said that, but I'm just raking sure. That's not a repeat. No, no, no, no. So anyway, that's what I would do.

I would just say, we found something is there anything that you have forgotten to claim? If so, let me know. We'd happy to get it back to you. And if they don't claim it, then you can feel good about it. You can wear it, you can sell it, whatever you want to do. But I would definitely say something. Finally, here's Kylie from North Carolina.

Hi, Bobby Bun Show. It's so cringy hearing you guys say masseuse all the time. You should say massage therapist. If you're saying masseuse, it basically means you're getting a happy ending. So massage therapist is the best way to say it. couple points from this. You're probably right to say massage therapist

and not masseuse. I don't know the terminology. Mike, will you look up masseuse and if that's a dirty thing? If so, I've never had a masseuse. I should say massage therapist

to out of respect to that industry because they're very important. But a masseuse is a woman who provides a massage professionally. That's all it is. What about a man? A man can't be a masseuse. I'm offended now.

A masseuse is a French word that refers to a female who practices massage. Did you look up urban diction? It does say, no, it does say massage therapist is preferred, but, and we're just going to go with that, though, because I don't even think about that. It is a massage therapist. Okay. That's what I'm going to call it. Okay.

There you go. You can leave us a voicemail anytime. 877, 77 Bobby, even if it's like O'Kiley from North Carolina, who says, hey, I think you guys are doing this wrong. We'd like to hear that. Or if you're like Katrina, Ray, if you don't mind playing that again, who had a word for lunchbox? This is for lunchbox. If you're so worried about gas prices, won't you cut back on the lottery, idiot. and she was so tickled with herself.

I'm tickling. That's pretty good. She laughed at her own joke. If I laughed at her joke too, that's pretty good. No one likes her. We'll come back in a second. Can you spot the troll by their Instagram bio? So what we've done is we've pulled trolls from our page

and I'll read you their bio, what they write about themselves. That's hilarious. See if you can name who the troll is or not. Enjoy more sunshine and less time in the checkout line with Hello Fresh. Delivered right to your door. Try the sweet, heat, shrimp, temperables, or garden. spinach ricotta ravioli go to hellofresh.com

slash bone 16 use the code bone 16 for 16 free meals plus three gifts. We posted a couple group pictures over the weekend on our Bobby Bone show Instagram and Facebook account. A lot of nice comments, some rude comments too. We won't read you what they said yet, but can you

guess if the person is a troll based on their bio? Meaning if you go to their page, it says a little something about them here. For example, this person wrote with God, all things are possible. Matthew 1926. Are they a nice person or a troll? For sure, a troll. 100% of troll. Why do you guys say that? Yeah, because it's always those people. It's always like, the rudest comments I get, I go to their page and they're like, Jesus first always. And I'm like,

okay. Well, this person actually was nice. Oh, you got us. They said, how does Amy get more and more gorgeous? Oh, okay, sorry, my bad. That was a, Ali, who wrote that one. How about this one? The profile says A grandmother to six beautiful grandkids. Troll. I think I've seen her. 100% troll.

She trolls me all the time. She hates me. There was a group picture of us and they write, I love this picture because Amy and Bobby aren't in it. Dang. To which I'm pretty sure I even replied back to her. Oh, you saw this one with your own eyes. I think I said, I didn't comment about how she said something rude about us.

I just commented about how, yes, they do look cute. this picture. Here's one. Please donate to my family's GoFund Me. We could use it. That's their bio? That's a good person. I don't know. I'm confused, but troll. Chris writes, The show's requirement is for the girls to be gorgeous and the guys to look like gargoyles.

Okay. That's not nice. That's a troll. Did you donate? This person in their bio writes, I'm fun, loving, happy, and single. Fun loving, happy single. Good person.

Troll. Deborah writes, almost a perfect photo if it weren't for lunchbox in the middle. Oh. Dang. She doesn't sound very fun to me. Oh, okay.

Life is about the important things. God, family, and country. That's a troll. I feel like that's a nice person. Why? Country? Because normally, the trolls are Jesus and Bible verses. So you're going to

God, family, and country. Yeah, God is, you know. J.D. writes, for all the crappy talks, lunchbox looks like a weenie. Oh. Nice. I mean, but it's not a troll. You're trolling him right now. You're a troll too. What are your bias, Amy? God. Let's see here.

Married to the love of my life. Mom and Gigi are my greatest titles. Oh, that's a good person. Troll. Amy's going troll, everybody. That's a good one. She wrote, Beautiful people. Anyway, so you never know. You never know. You're right. People that are the meanest, usually have Bible verses where I guess they live some life or they're like, look at me. I'm presenting one thing, but I'm definitely a different person. It is crazy how that adds up. You're like, let me go see a little about them. And it's like Ephesians. And you're like, wait, what? And then you look up the version. It's like, thou shalt be a troll. And you're like, oh, that makes sense. Yeah, that definitely makes sense.

A nurse in Canada pulled over to help the victims of a bad car crash. An Ottawa nursing school graduate recently stopped to help a serious crash. And then while she was helping, her car was stolen. Oh! That stinks. She and her boyfriend were driving home at 11 p.m. They bought groceries. Something was approaching her fast in the rearview mirror.

So 15 seconds later, the car that was flying past them was in a massive horrific car accident. So she jumped into gear. She jumped out of her Toyota Rav 4. The keys were in her pocket, but she hadn't turned off the engine. It's one of those push-to-start vehicles where as long as you're close, you can go. And at that exact moment, another car emerged and jumped in it, drove off. Got her car. Some of her belongings were damaged.

There's a computer in there, but, hey, that's what happened when you do good things. I bet the fact... No, it's left. Oh, it's not how it goes. Does anybody know how far you can go if you don't have the key with you? Because I've often thought sometimes when I'm leaving my house, that's starting because the key's nearby and then I can't find the key. I think you can go until you turn it off. Okay.

Because I have a car like that too, and it goes, at random times it goes, your key's not in the car. Yeah. And I argue with it out loud. Yes, it is in my pocket. So I think, and we're just driving along. Okay. So as long as you don't turn it off. I don't think it's like Wi-Fi at the house.

Or once you get out of area, it just shuts down. I don't know. Lobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes us from Houston, Texas. You know, we all talk about fake car, where cops put out a little car. you know, leave it on lock, and they say, oh, thieves, come steal me.

And people get in it, and then they shut it down. Well, they had a bait car sitting out, and these two people drive up, and they have a tow truck. Oh, they tried to steal the bait car with the tow truck? Yes, this is a twist that I've never seen. So they hook it up to the tow truck. They start driving away, and police pull them over. It was a fake tow truck not registered. A fake tow truck.

No, no, you have to register your tow truck. Okay, but the tow truck was real. It just wasn't allowed to legally towed. Yes. So they, I guess, were using the tow truck to go around and steal cars, and they happen to steal a bait car with the tow truck. That's awful. I didn't know bait cars were a real thing.

I just thought it was a TV show. No, it's a real thing. I think the TV show is based off of in select places where car theft is at a high. They will use bait cars. Yeah, in my neighborhood, it has a sign that says, just so you know, there is a bait car in the area. Like, police, I guess you have to put up a warning sign, and it has it right there. Well, what I would do is like when people don't have home security systems, they put a sign up, it's protected by 80.

And it's not. I'd put a, hey, there's a bait car here in every town. That's crazy. They have a tow truck and they go around and steal cars because who's going to stop a tow truck? Exactly. I think, oh, man, yeah, they must be a part deal legally. What happened to them? Oh, they got arrested for steel in the car and having an unregistered tow truck.

They probably don't care about that second one as much. All right. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. This guy in Michigan says he was digging through his wall. which I was doing yesterday taking hotel keys out of it because I've been traveling a little bit. Multiple? Yeah, from different times we've stayed in hotels over the past month. And he was doing that going through throwing stuff out and he found an old lottery ticket.

And he was like, oh, I should check this. He won almost a quarter million dollars from a ticket that he just happened to come across. Amazing. When he happened to be cleaning out his wallet. The 65-year-old guy says he bought some tickets in late April and then just kind of forgot about it. He said when I was cashing out at the gas station, I saw it was over $200,000 bucks for the price, so I decided to buy a few tickets. And then he forgot he had purchased them until he was looking through his wallet a few days later. And, well, 14, 16, 25, 29, 39, boom, hits.

He saw him the first time, it was like, no way. Did it again? Wow. He won. Quarter million dollars. That's from M.I. Lottery Connect.com. That's what you need to do, lunchbox. I know you've worked on going to small games.

gas stations. I know you've worked on playing not the same numbers on purpose. Correct. Maybe you just buy someone to forget. Right. Just put them on my wallet or on the floorboard of my car. No, no, you have to forget. So what you do is you buy them, and then you come in and we hit you in the head a few times. Oh, naturally forget. Yes.

Then you're like, I don't know what. I'll get tickets. And then you check it a couple weeks later, there you have it. Or you get really drunk and someone drives you there. Like you're so drunk. Oh, yes, and I don't remember what happened that for. You don't remember anything about it. And then once you sober up, a couple weeks later, we're like, oh, oh, yeah, you bought some tickets.

Then you go. All right, I like it. All the, you need to just find a new way because your way now is not working. No, it's not working. The small gas station is driving outside town, not working, blessing the tickets hadn't worked. The blessing the tickets felt a little sacrilege. A little sacrilege there on the air. You just care too much.

Stop caring. Yeah. Don't care about it. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. Lucy goosey. Who cares about the lottery?

Go with the flow. Walk in and be like, I hate the lottery, but I guess I'll get tickets. Yeah, yes. Maybe you do that. Okay, that's what's up. Jelly Roll will be by tomorrow. That is not a pastry.

He's got the most added song in country music. I think you're going to like him. He's been to jail a lot. He's got a story to tell, and he's got a song to share. So we'll do that tomorrow. Other than that, we'll see you on Wednesday. Bye everybody.

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